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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanksgiving is right around the corner and you don't feel
like cook it, We'll come on down to Nana's Restaurant.
We have the best homestyle food in town, and we've
added a special menu for Turkey Day.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We have turkey, cranberry sauce, yams. Close Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
If you're looking for a great Thanksgiving dinner. Nope, we
are not open on Thanksgiving. Then come on down to
Nana's Restaurant.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Any day with Thanksgiving because we aren't open on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It'll feel like you're right at home for Thanksgiving, except
it won't be on Thanksgiving because we have our own
families to be with on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Because I'm not losers, so we won't be open on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Nana's Restaurant see you soon, but not on Thanksgiving and no.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How to have a family Thanksgiving on a budget Tip
number eight.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Save money on traditional Thanksgiving dishes by having your lactating
wife feed the family.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
All right, Billy hop up here you go with a boy, right,
You can't have seconds before anyone else though.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
A delicious not only will let's save money, it will
also bring the family closer together.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Hey, this has been how to have a family Thanksgiving
on a budget. The holiday season is upon us a
chance for the family to come together. But you know
there will be fights and you'd rather not get involved.
This Thanksgiving. Try faking your own death by secretly dying.
Their relatives will gather reverently and set aside their differences
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in your honor. Actually, they'll still be at each other's throats,
but at least you can watch from a safe corpsey distance.
Faking your death for Thanksgiving this year. When Mom complains
family fighting will be the death of her, you can beat.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Her to it and all. The history of Thanksgiving with
Gary Busey.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Thanksgiving dates back to the term for smartphones, electricity, or
even fire. The Pilgrims rode their rocket ship to the
New World, and the Native Americans use the heat from
their laser shooting eyeballs to cook food for the Pilgrims.
Then the food entered their stomach holes and metamorphosized into
feelings of thankfulness and happiness and pilgrim nesh The Native
Americans then change their names to Indians, and they.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
All moved to Cleveland.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
And that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Trusts me, I was there.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
This has been the history of Thanksgiving with Gary music,
and who.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Would derive it better than Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
You imagine having him at the Thanksgiving Day table.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh no, guys, he had conversation starter. That's that's crazy
uncle vibe from him.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Have you guys seen the social media video of Gary
Busey where they changed his mouth and his words. No,
instead of saying normal words in an interview, they had
him saying, Helloa, we talk about buttered sausage and buttered
sausage and where it comes.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
It really is him, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I thought it was too, but he was messing with him.
It's hard to tell the real Gary Busey from an
Ai Geary. It really is.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
On on one O two nine and he went off
the rails, was talking about how he had a squirrel
and the squirrel was in the limbo. It was just
I'm like looking around, I was like, is he for real?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
When I was at the Bone, a very short lived
radio station, we had Gary Busey come into the studio
and we were talking and I'm thinking to myself, there's
nothing going on behind him there ever.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Since that motorcycle accident, right, and I started bringing up
a lethal weapon where he played mister Joshua.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, and he held his hand over the cigarette lighter. Yeah.
I mentioned that and he said, I'll be right back.
I said, where are you go? I'm gonna find me
a cigarette lighter and show you I did it. Yeah real,
Oh my god, Gary, sit down. Nobody around here probably
has a cigarette lighter. Just calm down, son. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
It was off the rails.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It was an experience. We shan't soon forget.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
He's every now and then. I still get a text
from friends. Remember the time you spoke to Gary and
he talked about the squirrel that he was dressing up.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh man, I think he's just he just does it
just to mess with people, probably so they'll think he's
crazier than he actually is, which I hope is the case.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Well, he did survive a motorcycle accident where he suffered
a traumatic brain injury. That's why that whole butter sausage
thing does not surprise me.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah. Well, today is a toy box Tuesday. I got
some goodies planned for you here. Yes, we'll pull out
some Thanksgiving stuff because we're getting closing closer as we
celebrate Elizabeth Katie Stanton Day.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Okay, who she was a.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Big advocate for women's egro whites rights back in the day,
born on this state in eighteen fifty.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Well, thank you, yes, girl, I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It, thank you. It is fancy rat and mouse Day.
What celebrating fancy rats and mice as well as they're
fanciers those who breed and care for them. I don't know.
They may be fancy, but there's still rotents and I'm
gonna set traps around my house.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
To catch them.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Is that what we had here at iHeart fancy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Rats, fancy rat fancy No, those were ghetto rats. I'm
afraid National Young Reader's Day c Spot run, Run, Spot Run. Yeah,
I'm the only one who had to read those Fun
with Dick and Jane I did. I did, of course,
Fun with Dick and Jane later took on a whole
new meeting and there were more pictures involved.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a whole Dick and Jane section
in the porn world imagine world.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Pneumonia Day, well, I'd rather not celebrated, but I do
remember having it as a kid. I had to spend
all day and all night in that oxygen.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, it takes a long time for people to recuperate
from pneumonia because it really damages your lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
National Happy Hour Day that's when alcoholic drinks are served
at discount prices. Happy hours usually take place for a
period of time in the late afternoon, usually for more
than an hour, often between the hours of four BM
and seven BM. Happy hour hours typically occur Monday through
Thursday because the bars and restaurants don't need any help
on Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Here's to the happy hours. That's how I would eat
when I was in college. I'd go to happy hour
and they always had free snacks.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Wait, speaking of eating, let's eat. It's National Pizza with
the works except Choby's Day.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And no pineapple either.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, no, no pineapple, and y'all can have my olives.
My daughter Bailey just likes cheese pizza with nothing on it.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I want everything I do like a fully loaded without
anchovy's pineapple.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, it's National French Dip Day. I love French. I
know a bunch of people qualify for dips.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
We're talking the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And it's Chicken Soup for the Soul Day, taking its
name from the inspirational books there. Chicken Soup for the
zold Well Holiday is about reflecting on and celebrating where
you've been and where you're headed. Or you could just
have a craving for some chicken zup, it's up to you,
or tortilla sou Yeah, that's even better. Yeah, because I
got chicken in it too.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
All right, let's get ready for sports of all sorts
by doing the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
And don't forget. At seven fifty on a toy box Tuesday,
will you have your tickets to see the Steve Miller band.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yes, it's this toy box Tuesday. I got another toy
commercial play. There we go, and of course we got
tickets to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra. And the ticket
window at eight forty, so it's timed up. It's showtime.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Here
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it comes. Oh you blew it man, that's missed. Oh
I told you to wait for it, didn't I time
out for you? All right at six thirty, in time
for sports of.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
All So it brought to you by the Will Hyde
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Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well. Miro Heiskeinen scored two of Dallas's six first period
goals and The Stars beat the Pittsburgh Penguins seven oh
one last night. That's my burgess, Meredith Batman Beyle love him.
The Stars scored six first period goals for the second
time in franchise history and the first since March of
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nineteen seventy one, when they were still the Minas a
North Star. It was also the first time Pittsburgh allowed
six goals in the first period of a home game.
Wyatt Johnson scored a Powerblay Coal in the third for Dallas,
and Jake Ottinger made twenty saves. Brendan Smith added two
assists in his seventh hundred NHL game. Now Dallas bounce
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back nicely from a four to one loss at Winnipeg
on Saturday. The Stars scored a total of six goals
in their previous three games. Last night, they scored six
goals in the first period. Come on with it. The
Stars scored their six goals during sixteen minutes and six
second span of the first period and largely outclassed the
Penguins and their poor defensive effort. Well, sorry about that.
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The Stars host Boston on Thursday at the American Airline Center,
and the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Come, okay, let's talk about some Cowboys members who aren't
embarrassing us on the field. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. They're heading
back to Netflix for another season. America's Sweethearts Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders made its debut on this streaming giant over the summer.
Netflix announced the docu series will return for season two
sometime in twenty twenty five. America Sweethearts chronicled a full
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season of the fame cheerleaders from initial auditions and cuts
through the end of the year. Now. Director Greg Whiteley,
who also directed the Netflix series Last Chance You and Cheer,
is behind the project. The first season of America's Sweethearts
drew rave reviews, if also a little bit of criticism
for how much or how little the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
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are paid. While the show depicted the weekly practices and
game performances for the cheerleaders, it also revealed that many
of the dancers have to have second jobs. During the show,
Cowboys Chief brand officer Charlotte Jones defended the franchise's payroll
for cheerleaders. According to Charlotte Jones, there are a lot
of opportunities in the field of dance to get to
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perform at an elite level. She told Netflix, it is
about being part of something bigger than themselves. I wonder
if that line worked on DAP when they were doing
his Guns.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah. No, barta something bigger and better. So why don't
you just chill and we'll give you money if you perform?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Sorry, I had to let that out there.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
The twenty five dollars bonus for each cheerleader and you
get a free Blockbuster video car.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Absolute congratulations.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Speaking of the Big Blue Star, well, eight games remained
for the Boys. Fifty four or fifty five days remain
in the Dallas Cowboys season, depending on when the regular
season finale against Washington is set up, and at three
and six, the Cowboys are looking at missing the playoffs
for the first time since twenty twenty. They've lost more
games in nine contests than they did in any of the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Past three seasons.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
After dallas Is embarrassing thirty four to six loss to
the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday, which gave me indigestion, owner and
general manager Jerry Jones made a similar refrain regarding coach
McCarthy's status and said, I don't believe we'll be making
a coaching change.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
During the sea not that not this herself, but he did.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Offer up what success would look like as the game's
go on without Dak, who was looking at season ending
surgery as early as tomorrow because of a partial evulsion
of his right hamstring.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And we explain what that was, and I don't want
to talk about it.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
It looks like it hurts like a bitch, and what
an unfortunate thing for a QB. Let me be real clear,
Jerry says, nobody's trying to be fair here. We're trying
to win a game. There's no joy here without winning games.
And I'm very regretful to our fans.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Very no, no, she said, trying to win a game.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, have you Nope.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
The Cowboys posted three straight twelve and five finishes. They
made the playoffs in three straight years, but failed to
advance past the divisional round. As of now, the Cowboys
will be watching the playoffs from their favorite chairs and couches,
just like the rest of us.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Maybe they should be signed on to do commercials for
lazy boys.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, I like that. And it does remain unbelievable that
Jerry Jones built a one point two billion dollars stadium
with massive windows in east west orientation, while refusing to
use curtains during games. Well, fear not, the Dallas Cowboys
do realize that the sun's glare can be a nuisance,
at least when it comes to press conferences. One day
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after blinding sunlight called cedee Lamba would be touchdown, Cowboys
head coach Mike McCarthy met with the media for his
Monday press conference in Frisco. Yet the media staff quickly
had to set up a shield because the sun was
shining right into McCarthy's eye. Man, geez, Really, it wasn't
a stadium, Mitchale. So where leaf they go?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Who cares about the coach? The players?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Come on, if the sun is distracting from someone speaking
at a podium, you can imagine how tough it is
for players trying to see a football coming at him.
At and T Stadium does have a curtain system that
is used for concerts, boxing, and basketball, Jerry just straight
up refuses to use it for football for some reason.
Maybe this latest bit of irony in the press conference
can break through with the Cowboys owner. But I wouldn't
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Home of breath now, as you know, My other team
is the New Orleans Saints. Their interim coach Darren Rizzy,
might want to take a big dump before every game
the rest of the season. After Rizzy coached the Saints
to a twenty to seventeen win over the Falcons, Thank
You very Much, their first since Week two of the season,
he admitted that when he first used the coach's locker room,
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he clogged up the toilet. He said to himself, I'm like,
this is going to be a crappy day. Pun intended, Hey,
Cajun's clogged toilet. Yeah, come on, it can happen, sure well.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
The football world is morning the passing of a legendary
football coach and happy last night. John Robinson, former head
coach at USC, passed away this week following complications with pneumonia.
He was eighty nine years old and today, of course,
as you mentioned earlier, bo Is World Pneumonia Day. Robinson
guided the Trojans to the nineteen seventy eight National Championship
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and into eight bowl games, recording more victories than any
USC gridiron coach except John McKay and Howard Jones. He
was four to oh in the Rose Bawl and earned
five Pac ten titles. He produced twenty four All American
first teamers and Heisman Tros Heisman Trophy winners. Easy for
me to say, right, and he was inducted into the
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Rose Bowl Hall of Fame back in two thousand and four,
the College Football Hall of Fame and the USC Athletic
Hall of Fame in two thousand and nine, the Las
Vegas Bull Hall of Fame in twenty eleven, and the
Cotton Bull Hall of Fame in twenty eighteen. Robinson spent
twelve years at Oregon, his alma mater, to begin his
collegiate coaching career. He couldn't shake the USC bug, though,
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and returned as the team's head coach from nineteen seventy
six through nineteen eighty two before leaving to become the
head coach of the Los Angeles Rams. Robinson took the
team to two NFC title games, but he never made
it to the Super Bowl. Rest in peace, John Robinson.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Second respect.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
I'm just taking a guest here, but after watching the
Lions and the Texans go at it, I'm guessing the
roar of the Detroit Lions fans could be heard at
about thirty thousand feet in the air, they were raging man.
It was first detected at a flight attendant. It was
first directed at a flight attendant whose announcement interrupted the
broadcast of the team's game winning field goal on Sunday
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Night Football. And then it grew louder when Jake's bait,
when Jake Bates hit that fifty two year old field goal,
and as time expired to complete a thrilling comeback in
Detroit's twenty six to twenty three barely eken over our Houston,
Texans and the flight was beginning its descent into Detroit
Metropolitan Wayne County Airport just as the Lions were lining
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up for the field goal four seconds remaining in a
tie game. Many on the flight were watching the game
on their seatback screens, and then.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The broadcast audio paused.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
And a message came up that says, an announcement is
in progress.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
No, no, no, that's what happens when you're on a flight.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Yeah, so on comes the announcer in the plane. It's
been our absolute pleasure to have you on board tonight.
And that's when the passengers started screaming, no, no, no,
what are you doing right now? Please postpone that don't
spoil it. The passengers are yelling my apologies, the flight
attendant said, before pausing your announcement. Baits kick then sailed
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just inside the upright as time expired, setting off an
in flight celebration.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, and only a select few can identify with
what Klay Thompson will go through tonight when he makes
his return to Chase Center against the team he'll win
four NBA championships with Kyrie Irving can. While a different
set of circumstances were in play for Kyrie Irving when
he made his first appearance in Cleveland, one thing will
not change for Thompson. It's absolutely emotionally draining, Irving said,
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because you're trying to anticipate what it's going to be
like before you get there. Golden State Warriors don't have
any hard feeling towards Thompson. In fact, they are even
giving out little Captain's hats to all their fans in
honor of Klay Thompson and his passion because he used
to take his yacht out on the San Francisco Bay. Yes,
sweet game tips off at nine o'clock, which is a
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late start because of that pesky sent time zone. But
come on, man.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yes, get very on the freaking pull file.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Next on the ball in that Job Dallas Forest Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five a toy Box Tuesday.
And since the Tyson Fight is on for Friday at
Jerry World, I want to play part of our interview
with Iron Makee Taysten that we did back in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You mean the dueling Mike Tysons.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The dueling Mike Tyson's, but now it's time for the
freaking full file. In Wales, a man exposed himself to
women outside of Kabab takeout restaurants after they taunted him
about the size of his manhood. His kebab, Yeah, his
kebab abdul Raheem briefly pulled down the front of his
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trousers outside shawan sees Big Daddy takeaway, what sees Big
Daddy takeaway and act that he now expects was a
drunken mistake. The incident happened in the early morning hours
of the morning of August thirteenth, when this guy and
the women encountered each other in a wind Streak club
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earlier that night, when he had tried to talk to
the women and hug them, but they made it clear
they did not want to interact with him at all.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Dude, stay away, and he.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Was kind of persistent, which kind of added to the
uncomfortable nature. By chance, the parties met again outside the
nearby Big Daddy's takeout after leaving the club, where quote
words were exchanged. Rahem responded by briefly lowering the front
of his trousers in front of the women to show
mister happy with pride.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
That's it. That's all there is.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's it. The matter was reported to the police, and
when the defendant was arrested he had some cocaine with him. Oh,
of course, it might have made him a little half
assed crazy. I'm not sure it's not gonna help the
Wiener size either.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
D Okay. There are tons of people with tons of
theories on what or who will to the eventual end
of the world. For some, it's going to be some
crazy dictator. For others, it's going to be a climate disaster.
For Johnny Turnip, it's leprechauns. Yeah, his last name is
really Turnip and he believes in leprechauns.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
N His cousin Ruda Baker.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
So mister Turnip calls leprechauns the real enemy. Bow Turnip says.
Leprechauns have been using world leaders and royalty as puppets
from their own diabolical schemes for generations. Yeah, the guy
says he even sees their grubby little sausage fingers all
over the US election, and neither Donald Trump nor Kabala
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Harris were ever aware that they were being used by
these corrupt, gold hungry, shamrock obsessed stovepipe wearing alcoholic little
pigmies known as.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Leprechac would be talking if my last name was Turnip. Yeah, okay,
Well this.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Turn it Up says he and his friends have been
preparing to save the world from the inevitable elepre Kahn apocalypse.
Don't consider yourself warned.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
There's going to be Well, I guess that's better than
a zombie apocalypse. You can just kick them down the street.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
They're evil, they'll bite your ankle.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh better watch health and shouldn't I How the hell
do I follow a story like that? Boat? Just do
the best you can. All right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
In Russia, a prankster wanted to show school teachers how
deeply they'd fallen into the government's propaganda machine, So they
decided to mess with the teachers using tinfoil hats.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Oh that always.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Works, is gonna be great. You guys are gonna love this.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
So to do so, activist trickster Vladislav Bolkhan was able
to convince the teaching staff it was in their best
interest to wear tinfoil hats in the classroom to quote
protect them and their students from radiation by NATO satellites.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
As part of the prank, the teacher told that they
were to take part in a large scale patriotic event
for which the tinfoil hats were a must to protect
their minds from the transmission of Western ideas.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We can't have that now, evil ideas from America. After
putin put on the hats, putting.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
On the hats, on the hats.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
See where my head's at in Russia. See what I
did there?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
The teachers reported feeling a purification of thoughts from wearing
the tin foil hats. They reported in a boost of
spirits and a surge of patriotism from the tin foil hats,
and a need to help the war effort against you Ukram.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh yeah, isn't that sweet. You can convince some people
of anything.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
That's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, I mean we try to do it every day
and convince you we're funny and Devotees at a temple
in India gather every day to drink the water dripping
from an elephant sculpture, believing it was holy water from
the feet of Lord Krishna, but it turned out the
water was only condensation from the temple's air conditioning. Shocking
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videos showed dozens of people at the Shralelybanky Bihari Temple
in the city of Virindovin. I guess that's how I said.
It's close enough. They were standing in front of a
wall mounted elephant statue and drink the liquid dripping from it,
thinking it was holy water that would help them reach
religious nirvana.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I bet it tasted nasty.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, don't drink that. Temple authorities issued a clarification to
convince people to stop drinking the dripping liquid. Drinking air
conditioning condensation may seem harmless, but experts warn that air
conditioning units harbor all sorts of bacteria and fungui that
can cause serious health problems. While some praise the unwavering
faith of the devotees. Others criticized them for being so
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gullible to mistake ac pipe sweat for a real life miracle.
It's coming from the air conditioning system. Upon learning the truth,
many of the devotees waiting were disappointed and ultimately blamed
the temple for failing to explain the miracle to them.
They've been trying to tell you, you just won't listen. However,
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many more don't believe their explanation and continue to show
up every day to lick the elephant sculpture to experience
the Holy water from the feet of Lord Krishna. No
matter what anybody says, Oh yeah, okay, there's suckers born
every minute. Yeah here, at least they're devoted suckers.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I think they're going to be having a spike in
Legionnaire's disease there, probably right if you missed this. Steve
Miller Band when they open for Journey and def Leopard
in August at GLOBELYI Field, good news, they're headed back
to our area. Steve Miller Band's gonna play Lucas Oil
Live Friday, February twenty twenty eighth, and we have your
tickets coming up next hour. And since it is a
toy Box Tuesday, who knows what bo has up his leep,
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be listening around seven to fifty four year shot at
those tickets here on the Bow and Them show on
Dallasport wors Classic Rock Lone Star.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Dallas forst Fighting Rock Lone Star ninety two five. It
is a toy Box Tuesday. Have something kind of special
for you this Friday night. Make Tathan is gonna step
back between the ropes. It's the one we've all been
waiting for. Iron Mike against YouTuber turnboxer Jake Paul at
Jerryworld in Arlington. The Tyson Paul bout was announced in
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March and originally slated for July twentieth, but the fight
was postponed in late May because Tyson experienced an ulcer
flare up. Yeah, nice, nice Democrats. Tyson, the first undisputed
heavyweight champion in the three belt era, is now set
to compete in his first professional fight in nearly two decades,
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and he'll do so at age fifty eight against the
boxer who's over thirty years younger.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
And I'm still rooting for Tyson to kick the living
daylights out of Jake.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, Jake. Well, he's a loud mouth.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
He's annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And the thing is he's probably an okay guy when
he's not trying to show off. Yeah, I don't know. Paul,
who is twenty seven years old, has won ten of
eleven matches since making his boxing debut in twenty twenty.
Now the Problem Child will meet the Betty's Men on
the Pants in a highly anticipated match. And it's this Friday,
and I would miss it for nothing. Every bar is
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going to be showing it.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I know. I think it would be very, very difficult
to go see it at Jerry World because I think
the tickets are like five thousand dollars a pop.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I don't want to see it that bad.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
No, but hey, head to a sports bar. Well.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Iron Mike was in town back in two thirteen, twenty thirteen.
He was going to do a one man show and
we had a chance to talk to him. And this
is where I do dueling. Mike Tyson's with it. Yeah,
what's up, Jim?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
How you doing?
Speaker 11 (25:50):
I'm doing awesome. I've never been better. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh right, is Mike Tyson from the boxing ring to
the lighted stage. I never thought we'd have Mike Tyson
on the home but here he is.
Speaker 11 (26:01):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
See now that I'm listening to Mike Tyson, I see
that Mike, My Mike Tyson doesn't sound as good as No.
It doesn't know, it doesn't. In fact, if Mike was here,
probably killed me right now.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
No, because I could be a little stanger and I
could talk to you in our own little fisher anguish.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh, let's let's do dueling Tysons. Hey, Mike, Hey, you
doing over there?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, absolutely, ludicris over here to have you on the show.
Speaker 11 (26:24):
I'm doing good too. And that was a Ludicus statement too,
But everything states pretty ludicris over here.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I knew this guy had a sense of humor.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
I went to your website and there's a link where
you can go to that says, have Mike threaten your friends?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Will you do that? God?
Speaker 11 (26:43):
I don't know when the last time I threatened somebody?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
But wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I have checked will threaten? Okay, well,
how much would it cost for me to have you
call and threaten somebody?
Speaker 11 (26:54):
I don't know. I have to look up that particular right,
do you want me to threaten them that? Do you
want me to threaten them and act to do no.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I think a threat from Mike Tyson himself would be
just perfect, see because I could do it, say listen,
let me kick your ass. But then they say, bow
stop it. I know it's you. Well wait a minute,
I have the real Mike Tyson here that's gonna kick
your ass, won't you. Mike?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Yeah, what do you think? It's not little kus now,
is it?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
You know?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I think finally, Mike, you realize that you can't take
yourself seriously all the time. I like the new Mike Tyson.
I do.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
I found out I was a big joke by taking
myself serious. That a big joke. I'm important. Don't talk
about me. I'm gonna give you a knuckle.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Fang, which just like I did that guy in the Hangover.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Yeah, yeah, the fifty feet in the air.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
What is this show that I've seen? I haven't seen
the show, but I've seen it on The Soup where
Joel McHale ran this clip of tea with Mike Tyson.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 11 (27:59):
I don't remember?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
That's you sitting there drinking tea with some guy, and
you were so prim and properly even had your little
pinky finger out when you were drinking your tea.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
That's what they acting.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
He's getting at it while you were boxing. What was
the hardest hit you think you ever took?
Speaker 14 (28:17):
It?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
By whom?
Speaker 10 (28:18):
Shit?
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Anyone that hit me was hard? You know? I know
that's right. I don't even remember. It was so damn hard.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I tell you what, I bet you if you ask
any other boxer whoever fought Mike Tyson, they'll say you
hit the hardest.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
I don't know anything what they're talking about anybody. I
can't talk anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Most of them A yeah, they'll talk like this. They'll
talk you like yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
Because that's a contigious thing. They all became tyson Nets
once I beat him up.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Well, you're coming here on the nineteenth at the Verizon Theater.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Mike and the tyson Net and the Tysonets.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay, we want to make sure that we got the
backup girls in there. I would be willing to for
no charge at all to sit off stage and be
your content and talk to you. Mike. Hell, what do
you think you're doing over here?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I don't know, dude, give me some ideas.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I don't know. I'm all out of ideas. This time
of the morning here. I hope you get a chance.
I'd love to have you come in the studio. I
don't know how early you wake up. You wake up
early enough to talk on the phone, but getting here
actually is a different story. But you're more than welcome
to come in and hang with us. That would be fun.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Hey, I need you to come to You need to
come see the show and come backstage and talk to me.
Give me some reviews. Dude, that's what you need to do.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And you say you're the son of a bitch that
was making fun of the way I talk. Would you
just say one thing before you go. Yes, this is
Mike Tyson, and I'd love to kick bow and Jim's ass.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
This is Mike Tyson. I would just love to kick
bowe and Jim's ad. I mean, really, just kick the
bone out of it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Beautiful, the one and only Mike Tyson. Everybody, Thank you, Mike,
thank you, cham appreciate.
Speaker 11 (29:48):
That you welcome. Jim and Bow Jim and Bo Bo
Bo b Bo Boost, thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Dad, my god, were you back for one more right now?
So I'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh, no, publicist, you gotta do one more interview? Oh, no, No,
these last two a holes just took it all.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Out of me.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
It's the bow in them show Dennis what I mean,
Dallas or Spicy Crock lone star ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Neil Young seventy nine years old today? Whoa Neil is
almost eighty? Yeah, that makes liver spots bust out all
over my skin. Here.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
He had some health issues, but apparently he's bounced back.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
He's still hanging hit the road again. By the way,
tomorrow is ask as Stuff Day. So if you've got
a question that you would like us to find the
answer for for you, call the Ask a Stuff Hotline
two on four eight six six eighty six hundred. Will
read your question on the air and answer it and
we'll be playing Choose your News for Steve Miller ticket.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
And there is a theme tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
There is a theme tomorrow. I know you like it
when there's theme.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's on my calendar.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay, so they Asked Your Stuff Hotline two one for
eight six six eighty six hundred. As a matter of fact,
last week we found this message. It had nothing to
do with a question. It was a request.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
I was wondering if you could play Wake Up Slap
Jerry Jones wanting to buy that lady's house, and she
didn't want to sell it and just went off to
eat them. Thanks guys, U show, thank you.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
That was back in let's see, that was in two
thousand and six, nice when Jerry World was only in
the planning stage and.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
They were trying to buy a property.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yes, Jerry World, Yeah, Jerry Will wasn't finished building until
two thousand and nine. So we'll get to that. But
now it being Thanksgiving coming right around the corner, it's
time for one of those family reunions.
Speaker 15 (31:46):
In the Fly Reunion, they're all about the same boy show,
do miss ain't what did you call it?
Speaker 9 (31:55):
An uncle? What's his family reunion? Holiday things? You go
to one of your aunt's house.
Speaker 15 (32:02):
Che's invited everybody you ever knew in your whole life
to a dinner.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
You show up, the old woman walk out and.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Go a you getting so big?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (32:14):
You know me, don't you? Oh no, ma'am, I don't don't. Yes,
you dad, you know me. I used to change your diapers.
Speaker 16 (32:25):
Beg you when you were this tall.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Oh yes, ma'am, I remember you. Now you're getting big too.
Speaker 15 (32:35):
That's all women that's going to the kitchen the cuff, right,
there's one woman cooking.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Rest of them are just acting while they're cooking. Well,
I never put that in the cashier.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Rolls be fall not where you walk too.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Well, I think my wing not waning. And you walk
too that way your classy road walk.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
That class that's gonna make come up to your house. Well,
I think I wan not way you walk to.
Speaker 15 (33:02):
The guys had to go into the living and I'm
gonna watch football, right, it's their jobs. Half of them
don't know anything about football. They're coaching today. I'm all
right there, shucks. Now, he's up a long and fell
old Johnny. You might us in the ball game. Oh
he ain't playing this year. Well, I ain't cut up
(33:23):
with it this year. The uncle Fred, you got a
new thing? Oh helmets now? But just backing on, Helmut,
they got a bunch of sass out there playing ball
out I got my skull fright, you're fourteen times playing ball.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Well, maybe that's why you talk like you.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
And the kids after they goes trade tables, ams go
out in the yard somewhere to eat, don't want to
talking about You can't sell with the parents have to
take it. Damn tray table, go out in the yard
somewhere to eight. I'm thirty five years old.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I stepped I to.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
Take a tray table, go out in the yard somewhere.
Speaker 11 (33:56):
They eight.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
I'm hoping in one of those ants dies, I can
set the table that ship like, how old have you
got a day?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Say the blessing?
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Everybody gets real tempt.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Here.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
God, please don't make me have to say the blessing.
You always get that one ant like to put you
on the spot.
Speaker 9 (34:18):
Dam would you like to say the blessing? No, ma'am,
but God knows where thankful bo.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
And if I didn't say the blessing, have to scream
the thing because I'm out in the damn yard somewhere.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Because you don't get eating everything, women will walk out?
Speaker 14 (34:37):
Thing?
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Does anybody else? What ain't more black eyed pain? No, ma'am,
we've had all the way games were sure, do appreciate it?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Well, I don't cook all day now.
Speaker 9 (34:46):
I won't y'all the Fennish eights things up. No, ma'am,
I had all that possibly eight.
Speaker 16 (34:52):
I don't cut that fifty five gallons drama, black eyed pain.
I don't try a fenny ting, I'll have to get
into the doll. Then the dogs going, no, ma'am, what
about all way?
Speaker 15 (35:06):
Gay?
Speaker 16 (35:08):
Well, I guess I'll just throw on my way that
way you all till.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
And here are that come to come over?
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Most people know when it's time to get the hell
out of your house. It was and there's always that
one groat that'll stay forever. Stop betting on the bedroom
park Now, finally, wan, I'm gonna look down and well,
I guess we better go. What's the first thing to say?
We y'alln'na hurry on? The TV station will be coming back.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
On here, and.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh we better go.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Hell, I gotta get up and go to work in
the morning. You don't just wave good bye. That's follow them.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Out for the car.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
Set on the hood of the car, talk for aloud,
what kind of islet do you give them?
Speaker 9 (35:52):
Well, they're trying to give man.
Speaker 15 (35:53):
Now I'm better drops the sixty seven blest way.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Brother, you're trying to give a man Now, I'm better drouling.
Speaker 15 (35:59):
Hey, you had to open the hood on the dard
forty years they take all thirty minutes later.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
They're not going to over line any of my games.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
John Bergabo Reagan marw.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
That's what I'm talking about, Dallas fors Classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five. Come on, give us some
calls for the ASCU stuff hotline because that's tomorrow. Oh
we got a bun two one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred. Okay, So coming up, we're gonna give
you some Steve Miller tickets. It's Toy Box Tuesday, so
you're gonna have to identify a commercial about uh toy's.
(36:38):
But this was requested. Now it has been years since
we've played this. This is a wake up slap from
two thousand and six when Jerry World was only in
the planning stages, and in fact, Jerry didn't even know
where he was gonna build his new stadium. So we
took it to this level. But now, hand me the phone.
(37:01):
Here's a lady who lives in Fair Park says with me,
cowboys come there over there new entertainment conflict. She's afraid
she might have to move, She says, even if Jerry
Jones showed up himself.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
It's their birthday today.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Her brother gave me a bunch of good stuff, a
lot of people's birthday student. Hello, Yes, can I speak
to Tony please? Tony, this is Jerry Jones, owner of
the Dallas Cowboys. How are you?
Speaker 14 (37:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Good?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
You calling me?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yes, ma'am, I am, And basically I wanted to thank
you for being a Cowboy fan.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yes, I come to the games all the time.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I know you did.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Did you get me from that raffle? You know? Do
I come to all as many James as I can?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Well?
Speaker 11 (37:47):
Good, I'm know the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
The best thing you could have done was got Bill
ponself the heck as the head coach.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Basically, I'm glad you're
a Cowboy fan.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Did I win to the tickets for the year?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
No, no, ma'am, No, ma'am. Basically the reason I'm calling,
I'm calling several people in the Fair Park area because
you know we're trying to get that new stadium.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yes, yes, I heard about a stadium a while back.
Y'all will trying to get together. Did it come through?
Speaker 11 (38:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I see I'm looking at a maps co of your
house and basically you're around Herndon and Bank Street. Is
that right?
Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I look close by Herndon and Banks.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Well, now the proposed side of the stadium. Your house
is like right around by where the forty yard line
is going to be. Okay, So basically what we're gonna
have to do is get you out of that house
and get you somewhere else so we can go ahead
and tear that down and get that stadium there.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh no, sir, my family's in this house for at
least thirty five years. Well that so that can't happen.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Well, I know, I know that you're dug in, and
you know you got your roots down there and everything.
But according to what the surveyors told me is basically, uh,
in order for us to put that big entertainment complex
is uh, your house is gonna be right down there
where the sidelines are around the forty yard line. So
(39:18):
we're gonna have to bulldoze it at the earliest pill.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Y'all can't do that.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
What how many people you calling it there with? Some
that's crazy you're talking right now.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I'm just calling people in the fair part.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Sir, sir. I thank you for the little call and everything,
but you can't just call somebody up and tell them
you're getting ready to knock their house down. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Well, ma'am, I'm Jerry Jones, and I can do anything. No,
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
I don't think so because I come and blow up
the Cowboy Stadium. Understand me.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
You understand this now, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Ma'am. No, listen to me, ma'am. Listen to me, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (39:51):
I'm gonna offer in my family's house.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
This is my mama gave me this house. You'll see me.
You can't do stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Like that, well, ma'am. See, that's why I'm personally calling
and everybody in the fair Park area whose.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
House because you personally calling them don't make everything right.
All the money in the world can't make somebody. Can
you keep? Tell somebody house down?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Well, ma'am, I'm gonna give you a fair price.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
If you just price of mister Jones.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Let me see, uh, let me confer with my staff here, just.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
To say the staff was what a fair price is
to knock down my mom and them house, at my
grandmama's house, at her mama's house. You tell me what
a fair price is.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well just a minute now, hold on. Basically we're discussing.
Speaker 11 (40:29):
It, okay, discuss it well, daddy.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Daddy, I think you could give him.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
At you how much my mama house work?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Now that's my son, Steven said, he works in the
organ Say.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Can tell you how much my mama's housework? Well, ain't
nothing on the books could tell you.
Speaker 11 (40:43):
What my house work.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
How about let's say old twenty five twenty five? What
twenty five hundred? No, how about twenty five million twenty five?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
No, man, I could buy another team. No, get the
cowboys out of the Knock my house down.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Now, ma'am. This you just told me you was a
cat boy fan. Now, if you're a cowboy fan, you
shouldn't be talking like this. That's why.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Well I'm a cowboy fan. Mean, I'm a cowboy fool.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I am personally calling everybody in the Fair Park area.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
You know what you you can't do this, you understand, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I told you I can do whatever I want. I'm
Jerry Jones. I can do it.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
You not. You know what? Like that?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Well, ma'am, much like Jerry's Spring of the Day.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I'm just trying to smooth things over so we can
get your house.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Go ahead and get it smooth something over. You just
told me that I had to get that. Y'all gonna
knock my mother's house down, or you think you're gonna
you let a bull doesn't come near my house, I'm
gonna blow that bad boy up. I'm not even playing
with you.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Well, ma'am, now, it's probably gonna have to start taking
place in the next week or so.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
You let a nigga coming near my house in a
week or something, you understand me, ma'am. Was you you
think this is a joke.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
No, ma'am, it's not a joke. That's why I'm personally talking.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
You're gonna give me a week to get up by
my house? You're crazy, real crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
There's no reason for you to get upset. I'm offering
you a fair price.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
How would you like somebody to call you up on
the phone to tell you your house and they get
knocked out. You can't knock nobody house down in a week.
Speaker 11 (42:08):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
I know for the fact that that that's illegal. That's
that's illegal.
Speaker 11 (42:12):
Well see, y'all, I haven't heard.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
About y'all's little development, and I know he's supposed happen
to another two years fro now, and you trying to
hood wing the bamboos of me out of my house.
And they're talking about for twenty five hundred dollars? Is
you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (42:22):
Ma'am?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Calm down?
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Will you coming down? Twenty five hundred dollars? I can't
shine my shoes for no twenty five hundred dollars. My
house that much to get fixed? You hear me?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Where you must have nice hair?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
I got nice hair, all right, and I bought every little,
every strand of it, thank you very much. Mister Jared Jones.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is that a weave you got off?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Whatever it is, whether it's a weave or a wig
or whatever, it's mine is bought and paid for.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
It's like you're gonna have to, ma'am my house, ma'am,
you knock it down, ma'am very much, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Can we just come over and have a birthday party?
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Happy birthday? You went off?
Speaker 17 (43:03):
You would actually talk to Jerry Jones himself like that,
Tony is Bowe and Jim A cazyps with your birthday, slap,
Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Y'all can't make phone calls, but y'all about to get
a heart attack. I mean people y'all to call with
that craziness today? Okay, how y'all know?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
With my birthday your brother told us.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I'm gonna kill him. Y'all know y'all wrote.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
For that, right, Yes, ma'am, Are you really.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Gonna try to knock the people house of devil?
Speaker 14 (43:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
You gotta get out in the next twenty minutes. Happy birthday, Tony.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Take you.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 14 (43:41):
Well, we knew now exactly where we go.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Well, basically, it's time for us to give away some
Steve Miller tickets, don't you know.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Okay, now you're possessed by Jerry Jones. First Tyson, now
Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
The guy just called and said, uh, the same thing
happened to him, and his house was on the forty
yard line as well. He got one and a half
million for it.
Speaker 9 (44:06):
Though.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
That's wow. Okay, okay, So a toy box Tuesday. Sometimes
I like to do toy commercials, and that's what we're
gonna do today. I'm going to play a commercial for
a toy And this is pretty easy. You should be
able to get.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Every time you say that, bo it's hard. It's not hard.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Hard will be tomorrow when it's choose your news, okay,
or it'll be easy. I've been gutting on the first.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
I was about to say the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
All right, the number to call two one four or
eight one seven, seven eighty seven one five. You tell
me what toy commercial this is and I'll play it
more than once.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
All right, all right, I give it to us.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Okay, here you go.
Speaker 10 (44:47):
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that is correct with snap in modules with hundreds more
words for growing minds. You are right part of a
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of Texas Instruments. Children love showing off good grades and they're entitled.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
It's hard work.
Speaker 14 (45:09):
They're learning, but don't tell then they're learning that. They
just think they're having fun. From Texas Instruments, they make
learning fun.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I'm running a lot, really.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yes, but you don't want to look like this in
the morning, do you.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
I'll go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Please makes learning what it should be fun.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
I've been looking all over for this.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
That was a bill Cosby commercial. Oh Man, all right
now and AO both got it, So I'm gonna do
it one more time and you should have no trouble.
Here you go again.
Speaker 10 (45:43):
Once a child wants to spell, the spell is cast
that is correct. We snap in modules with hundreds more
words for growing minds. You are right part of a
family of products for Richard Tomorrow's from the Learning Center
of Texas Instruments.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Children love showing off good grades and they're entitled. It's hard work.
Speaker 14 (46:05):
They're learning, but don't tell them they're learning. They just
think they're having fun. From Texas, they make learning fun.
Speaker 9 (46:12):
I'm running a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Really, yes, but you don't want to look like this
in the morning.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Do you now go to sleep please?
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Makes learning what it should be fun.
Speaker 9 (46:22):
I've been looking all over for this.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
When he says go to sleep please, that'll haunt him.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, that has got some raping to do.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Oh I know, Oh my god, but that line.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Have you expected anything less from me?
Speaker 11 (46:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
No, no, promised, no filter between brain and mouth. Okay,
two one four or eight one seven, tell me what
toy that is and I'll give you the Steve Miller tickets.
I'll bet the first caller gets it.
Speaker 11 (46:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
We had some good hints in.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
The absolutely boy, then show okay what toy was that?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Hella speak and smelling, Oh, you have to do it
like the guy in the commercial. You are right, you
are right, it's correct.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Who is this on the phone. You should say it
rush Dy from Roulette. Not gonna happen, Okay, okay, so
Rushdy from Raulette. You hold on and we'll hook you
up with Steve Miller tickets. All right, is now that
was easy. I cut you all some serious.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Flash inter Man. Cool toy, it was.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It was an expensive one, I remember, but that was
a cool toy.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
To have the pride of Texas instrument, Texas Instrument right
here in North Texas.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
There you go. All right, another little surprise out of
the old toy bock coming up here.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
It's one of our favorite holiday traditions, the Trans Siberian
Orchestra coming back to North Texas, and we have your tickets.
They're gonna play the American Airline Center Sunday, December twenty eighth,
so right after Christmas if you want to go be listening.
Next hour, MO and I are going to open up
the lone Star ticket window around eight forty this morning
right here on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh wow, the acide kicking in its groovy lone Star
ninety two five. By the way, we'll have more Steve
Miller tickets for it. Stop that peeping. Going me to death.
We'll we'll have some more Steve Miller tickets tomorrow seven fifty.
But it's going to be a little more difficult because
you're going to have to choose your news.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
And there's a theme there.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Tomorrow is a theme tow. What's reminds me tomorrow is
asking stuff to day. So if you've got a question, Wally,
ask you stuff. Hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. We were talking about birthdays today, turning
eighty years old. Sportscaster Al Michaels. Oh wow, he's still
at it. He still hasn't retired yet. Keep going, son,
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keep going till it.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Does it a great job, doesn't he?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yes, he does well. We had him on and I
think he was promoting a book or something, but it
was kind of funny. I'll you hear this on Sunday
Night on NBC. And you've seen this guy many many times.
He's probably one of my favorite broadcast Oh yeah, mister
al Michaels, Yes, sir, do you believe in miracles? Al
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Michaels has called us here.
Speaker 18 (49:19):
I'm right here there you are.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Hey, let's talk about the book.
Speaker 12 (49:23):
What do you say you can't make this up Al
Michaels and early in your career, I was reading where
you got acquainted and worked with Chuck Barris.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Chucky, Chucky Chucky.
Speaker 18 (49:33):
Did you know? Chuck was a genius in his own way.
He was the forerunner of the game show the way
we know it today. He came up with the concept
for the Dating game and for the Newlywed Game, and
then he did the Gong Show and not only came
up with the concept for it, but hosted it. One
of the great characters of all time. And I got
to work with him just after I got out of college,
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before I was able to start my broadcasting career. And
as they say in the book, you know Chuck was
at my wedding? Was he really nineteen sixty six? And
I'm still married to the same great woman, And I'll
never forget In the you know, I was going to
take a few days off to go to Lake Tahoe
on my honeymoon. And in the reception line, Chuck simples
up to us, and my wife was working there as well,
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at the Barrass' offices, and I think he's going to
give me a raise, and he goes, now you're back Thursday,
aren't show and I go, yes, Chuck. He said, are
you back in time to go to the office on
Thursday or are you back Thursday night? I said, Chuck,
I'm back in time to go to the office. So
I got a three day honeymoon out of it. But
he was a great character, and I still know him
to this day, and I kind of figure in television.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, but did he really work for the CIA like
that movie set up.
Speaker 18 (50:43):
Chuck had a fantastic way of making people think that
certain things happened, it didn't happen. He was a character,
I mean, Chuck. He was one of the great punk
artists of all time.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yes, he was.
Speaker 18 (50:55):
They should be punking people and getting away with it.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
I never missed the Gong Show. It was one of
my favorite show. Now, as far as your broadcasting career,
I know you worked all those years with John Madden
and the old Cantanker as Howard Cosell. Which one was
the most colorful?
Speaker 18 (51:09):
Well, I mean, the one thing about Cosel is that
no matter where you were what you did with him,
you'd come away with a story. Yeah, and a lot
of it would be off the air. Heause. The one
thing about Howard is Howard loved attention. And so if
you're sitting in a hotel lobby, as Howard would love
to do, not in his room, he'd be down in
the lobby, and he'd be in the lobby with a
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two pey. He'd be down in the lobby with his cigar.
He'd always have a big, old smelly stogi and he'd
wear that ridiculous yellow blazer. That was the outfit that
we wore in the seventies and early eighties at ABC.
And then Howard would complain about people not leaving him alone.
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But as Jim McKay said to him, you know, one day,
Jim was walking past him. They were doing a Kentucky Derby,
and there's Cosel with the cigar, the two pey, he's
got the jacket on. He's sitting in the middle of
the lobby. Is the Kentucky Derby. Of course people are
going to gravitate to him. Cosell looked over McCann he said, Jimmy, Jimmy,
as you can see, they won't leave me alone. There's
no place I can go to be alone.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Well, you're wearing the jacket.
Speaker 18 (52:13):
McKay looked over his shoulder and he said, Howard, did
you ever think about your room?
Speaker 11 (52:17):
So?
Speaker 18 (52:17):
I mean it was the perfect rejoinder.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Well, what is Chris collins Worths habit that gets on
your nerves? Anything?
Speaker 18 (52:24):
Nothing? But he is fantastic. I mean this is I
love working with Chris. He's I mean, to me, he
knows so much about the game on every level. Chris
could coach the game. I mean he knows as much
about each team as the coach does. I mean he is.
He's tremendous. He sees everything, He's very quick, he knows
how to communicate. And I'll tell you what, I've had
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seven years of John Madden and six of Chris collins Worth.
Of the last thirteen, you don't get any luckier than that.
Speaker 12 (52:52):
You're right, And during your career you also covered the
Cincinnati Reds and you watch Pete Rose play.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Now do you think he should be in Baseball's Hall
of Fame?
Speaker 18 (53:01):
Well, he's in my Hall of Fame because I know
how the process works. And you know, you have the
Rose thing, You've got the steroid thing. I get it.
I mean, in my mind, he was my favorite athlete
to ever cover. I talk about it in the book.
I loved being with him. Every day watching him, because
Pete would play a spring training game in March the
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same way he played the seventh game of a World Series,
and I've seen him in both circumstances. I love the
way he played. He gave everybody their money's worth as
a player. He broke a record that I thought was
impossible to break, and yeah, I'd like to see men
loll ofvank. What he did was a really bad thing.
Not excusing it, it was bad. You don't bet on baseball.
(53:45):
Everybody knows that. I wish you would have apologized a
long time ago and people would have believed the apology.
But you know, now it should have been going on
so long. I don't know what's going to happen. But
in my mind he was my favorite athlete.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, but we knew you did it. Just admit it.
But for the longest time he didn't admit it. And
speaking of baseball, how scared were you at the earthquake
at the nineteen eighty nine World Series.
Speaker 18 (54:09):
Well, I thought we were going to get pitched out
of the booth at one point. So you know, nobody
expects it now here you are on national television and
you're trying to get through the open of the show.
We have a lot of component parts to it. I'm
trying to leave, you know, Tim McCarver in and out
of a tape, and I'm ready to bring Jim Palmer in,
and then all of a sudden, the earth starts to move.
So for one petrifying second, I thought we were going
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to be pitched out of the of the broadcast booth.
But fortunately Candlestick Park remained intact that night. They were
not so fortunate obviously, on the other side of the bay,
with a collapsed freeway and all of that. But that
was something you could never prepare for and would not
want to be a part of.
Speaker 9 (54:45):
Again.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Well, the book by Al michaels You can't make this up. Miracles,
Memories and the perfect marriage of sports and television. Al
michaels By, nice to talk to you all, Thanks for
calling me.
Speaker 9 (54:55):
Thank you, Dallas.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Host Classic Ron lone Star ninety two to five. That
song is about me at home going take baggerwearths the
channel changer. I can't find there's not even any counter anymore.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, it's right in front of you both.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Damn make me feel stupid.
Speaker 8 (55:11):
That's my theme song when I'm trying to shop for
kids that are way too old to shop for now,
I know.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
I would, am I gonna get Here's a gift card?
Speaker 5 (55:21):
How about that that works every funny.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Four Irving firefighters from Station nine were dispatched to an
emergency call on Saturday morning that was around nine to
forty five am. The crew was out for about fifteen
minutes when a delivery driver passed by the fire station
and noticed smoke and flames coming out of the building.
(55:45):
Their own fire station was on fire while they were
fighting a fire.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
So they needed to call another fires shit.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Investigators are still trying to determine the cause of the fire.
The fire started in the kitchen. The living quarters are
also severe impacted, but there's smoke damage throughout the building.
No one was inside the building when the fire started
because they were trying to put out another fire somewhere else.
The fire equipment was not damaged. So everything's gonna be ay,
(56:13):
I well, least we hope.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
So in case you hadn't heard. Beyonce leads the twenty
twenty five Grammy nominations with eleven, bringing her career total
to ninety nine nominations, making her the most nominated artist
in Grammy history, and I know you have all of
her albums.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
I do, I do. I can't wait for the next
one too.
Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yeah, you like to call him boyance around here. Her
cowboy Carter is up for Album and Country Album of
the Year. Take that Cmas. You know they snubbed her,
and Texas Hold Them is nominated for Records Song and
Country Song of the Year. According to the Associated Press,
this marks Beyonce's first time receiving nominations in the Country
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and Americana categories. The Houston native also received nominations in
other categories including Pop, Country, Melodic, Rap, Performance, Home Post
Malone Posty right behind Beyonce with seven nominations, tied with
Billie Eilish, Kendrick Lamar, and Charlie XCS. Also the Beatles'
latest and final song, Now and Then achieved two Grammy nominations,
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putting them back in the Grammy spotlight after nearly thirty years.
Known as the last Beatles song, Now and Then uses
original vocals from John Lennon recorded in nineteen seventy and
preserved through artificial intelligence.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
Oh that's it sounds, Betty.
Speaker 7 (57:28):
I know.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
Actually the song is really good and we've got that
up on our page if we want to check it out.
Oh and don't worry, Taylor Swift got six nominations.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
I was worried.
Speaker 5 (57:37):
I know you were.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
I'm going to have to hide in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (57:39):
The final round of Grammy voting, which determines its winners,
will take place December twelfth through January third. The twenty
twenty five Grammy Awards will air February second, live on
CBS and Paramount Plus from the Crypto dot Com Arena
in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Oh yeah, wouldn't miss it from the world.
Speaker 8 (57:56):
But I'm going to where they say everything bigger in
the state of Texas, the ninety five foot Dallas Christmas
Tree at Galleria across the Tollway from US is certainly
no exception.
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Now.
Speaker 8 (58:08):
Yesterday morning, Cruise began the unpacking process at the Gallery
in Dallas and putting together the tallest indoor Christmas tree
in the United States.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
It's down Texas.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
It's the biggest one in the country. I am The ninety.
Speaker 8 (58:21):
Five foot tree will be constructed over the course of
this week by a team of about fifty people or
Santa's best helpers.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
I bet it's a little difficult putting that thing up
as big as God, and the higher it gets in
the air, the scarier the job is.
Speaker 8 (58:36):
I'll bet the tree will be excess rised with two
hundred thousand lights, thousands of decorations, a new set of ornaments,
Classic ball ornaments, those are my favorite, and topping it
all off is a ten foot star that weighs one
hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Who we got to have it the biggest? Yeah.
Speaker 8 (58:52):
The installation process involves a steel frame that weighs five tons,
seven hundred branches attached to that. It's about the size
of a standard home Christmas tree. Each one of those branches,
it's about the size of a Christmas tree that we
see in our home cruise. Plan to place the star
and finish assembling the tree by Thursday. The iconic tree
will be on display for visitors in Dallas residents to
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enjoy through the sixth of January.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
What it all ride, Dan and Tonight you can stop
worrying people magazine is set to reveal it's twenty twenty
four Sexiest Man line.
Speaker 5 (59:26):
I can hardly wait.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
With the big announcement happening on The Late Show with
Stephen Colbert Tonight, Colbert, who humorously crowned. Previous winners Paul
Rudd in twenty twenty one and Chris Evans in twenty
twenty two, will once again host the highly anticipated reveal.
Fans can tune into CBS eleven at what is it
ten thirty five pm?
Speaker 5 (59:49):
Here? Yep?
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Is that when it comes out? Okay, I'm never up,
so I got to make sure.
Speaker 5 (59:54):
Right after the Channel eleven news.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
There you go. We'll see who will join the ranks
of past winners like rud Evans and last year's Winter
Patrick Dempse. And there's something in Mexico called the twenty
twenty four Egg Fare. It broke a Guinness World Record
with more than two thousand young people participating in a
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race while balancing eggs on spoons in their mouth while running. Well,
you gotta have something to strive for you.
Speaker 14 (01:00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Absolutely, I've never done this before.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I've never done it either, and would look stupid doing it,
and I look stupid without doing it enough, so I'm
not gonna that. The Egg Fare was organized by the
Tailpannian Poultry Farmers Association. Nearly twenty seven hundred students from
local high schools racing three hundred and twenty eight feet
while balancing eggs on spoons and it set a Guinness
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World right now.
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
See I've seen them holding the spoon, but not having
the spoon in your mouth and holding it. That's bizarre.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah, just holding the spoon. That's not stupid enough. No,
And a Spirit Airline's flight out of Florida was struck
my gunfire yesterday making a landing in port of Prince Haiti.
Spirit nine point fifty one from Fort Lauderdale, Florida was
diverted to Santiego, Dominican Republic, where it landed safely after
be hit by gunfire. The aircraft has since been taken
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out of service and Spirit is arranging a different plane
to get guests back to where they're going to be.
But just think about it, Oh ladies and gentlemen, that's
you're pilot speaking.
Speaker 13 (01:01:24):
We're now beginning our descentiment to Haiti. Just let you
know that there is a high likelihood that the aircraft
will be sprayed with bullets as soon as we land
and we hear a Spirit would like to help you
be prepared if flight attendants will be coming around with
bulletproof vests available for purchase for an additional six hundred
dollars each. Must be advised that we also charge a
duck and cover fee. Any passenger seam ducking and or
covering will be charged an additional seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Once the gunfire is over.
Speaker 13 (01:01:47):
We have camouflage jackets available for purchase for eight hundred
dollars each, so you can flee the aircraft without being
spotted by whoever is.
Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
Doing the shooting.
Speaker 13 (01:01:53):
We know you have a choice which airline you fly,
and we're sorry you chose the one where people shoot
at the plane when we land.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Well there you go. At least they care, right, Yes, sir,
we are heartbreakers and life takers. Amenab why and ain't
gonna kill nobody over the show? Oh no, I just
say it said yesterday was Veterans Day. I'm sure you
guys heard that every once in a while if you
were in the Marine Corps. Okay, ask us Stuff Day tomorrow.
(01:02:21):
So if you got a question, and I'm sure you do,
call the askus Stuff hotline two and four eight six
six eighty six hundred and we'll answer your question on
the air and play Choose your News for Steve Miller tickets.
And speaking of tickets, who want our tickets to see
the trans Berne Orchestra.
Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
You know him, you love him.
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
His last name aint Haggard, but if it was, he'd be.
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Congratulations MARLW.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Meryl Henderson in Toule Texas. What's up? Brother? Congratulations? You
got something to do? On December the twenty eighth. Now
can you believe this damn year is almost over? Now?
I'm freaking out over.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Two weeks from Thursday is thanks Giving. I'm ready for
the food though.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Man, Yeah, oh yeah, oh heah yeah, filing on, yes, sir, buddy, Okay,
let's find out what's going on. What's happening there, miss
and Abell?
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Well, coming up this afternoon, we're going to open up
the lone star ticket window again, Bo with Jeff Ka.
He has your tickets to see Billy Gibbons at Tannehill's
Tavern and Music Hall. The tickets that we gave away
last week, well he's got him this afternoon. He'll give
those away around four or fifty this afternoon. But coming
up just after nine this morning, Bo and I have
another classic cash keyword that could score you a thousand dollars.
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So don't you dare go away classic cash. You're a
Lone Star ninety two five
Thanksgiving is right around the corner and you don't feel
like cook it, We'll come on down to Nana's Restaurant.
We have the best homestyle food in town, and we've
added a special menu for Turkey Day.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We have turkey, cranberry sauce, yams. Close Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
If you're looking for a great Thanksgiving dinner. Nope, we
are not open on Thanksgiving. Then come on down to
Nana's Restaurant.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Any day with Thanksgiving because we aren't open on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It'll feel like you're right at home for Thanksgiving, except
it won't be on Thanksgiving because we have our own
families to be with on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Because I'm not losers, so we won't be open on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Nana's Restaurant see you soon, but not on Thanksgiving and no.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How to have a family Thanksgiving on a budget Tip
number eight.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Save money on traditional Thanksgiving dishes by having your lactating
wife feed the family.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
All right, Billy hop up here you go with a boy, right,
You can't have seconds before anyone else though.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
A delicious not only will let's save money, it will
also bring the family closer together.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Hey, this has been how to have a family Thanksgiving
on a budget. The holiday season is upon us a
chance for the family to come together. But you know
there will be fights and you'd rather not get involved.
This Thanksgiving. Try faking your own death by secretly dying.
Their relatives will gather reverently and set aside their differences
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in your honor. Actually, they'll still be at each other's throats,
but at least you can watch from a safe corpsey distance.
Faking your death for Thanksgiving this year. When Mom complains
family fighting will be the death of her, you can beat.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Her to it and all. The history of Thanksgiving with
Gary Busey.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Thanksgiving dates back to the term for smartphones, electricity, or
even fire. The Pilgrims rode their rocket ship to the
New World, and the Native Americans use the heat from
their laser shooting eyeballs to cook food for the Pilgrims.
Then the food entered their stomach holes and metamorphosized into
feelings of thankfulness and happiness and pilgrim nesh The Native
Americans then change their names to Indians, and they.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
All moved to Cleveland.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
And that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Trusts me, I was there.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
This has been the history of Thanksgiving with Gary music,
and who.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Would derive it better than Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
You imagine having him at the Thanksgiving Day table.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh no, guys, he had conversation starter. That's that's crazy
uncle vibe from him.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
Have you guys seen the social media video of Gary
Busey where they changed his mouth and his words. No,
instead of saying normal words in an interview, they had
him saying, Helloa, we talk about buttered sausage and buttered
sausage and where it comes.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
It really is him, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I thought it was too, but he was messing with him.
It's hard to tell the real Gary Busey from an
Ai Geary. It really is.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
On on one O two nine and he went off
the rails, was talking about how he had a squirrel
and the squirrel was in the limbo. It was just
I'm like looking around, I was like, is he for real?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
When I was at the Bone, a very short lived
radio station, we had Gary Busey come into the studio
and we were talking and I'm thinking to myself, there's
nothing going on behind him there ever.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Since that motorcycle accident, right, and I started bringing up
a lethal weapon where he played mister Joshua.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, and he held his hand over the cigarette lighter. Yeah.
I mentioned that and he said, I'll be right back.
I said, where are you go? I'm gonna find me
a cigarette lighter and show you I did it. Yeah real,
Oh my god, Gary, sit down. Nobody around here probably
has a cigarette lighter. Just calm down, son. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
It was off the rails.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It was an experience. We shan't soon forget.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
He's every now and then. I still get a text
from friends. Remember the time you spoke to Gary and
he talked about the squirrel that he was dressing up.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh man, I think he's just he just does it
just to mess with people, probably so they'll think he's
crazier than he actually is, which I hope is the case.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Well, he did survive a motorcycle accident where he suffered
a traumatic brain injury. That's why that whole butter sausage
thing does not surprise me.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah. Well, today is a toy box Tuesday. I got
some goodies planned for you here. Yes, we'll pull out
some Thanksgiving stuff because we're getting closing closer as we
celebrate Elizabeth Katie Stanton Day.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Okay, who she was a.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Big advocate for women's egro whites rights back in the day,
born on this state in eighteen fifty.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Well, thank you, yes, girl, I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
It, thank you. It is fancy rat and mouse Day.
What celebrating fancy rats and mice as well as they're
fanciers those who breed and care for them. I don't know.
They may be fancy, but there's still rotents and I'm
gonna set traps around my house.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
To catch them.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Is that what we had here at iHeart fancy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Rats, fancy rat fancy No, those were ghetto rats. I'm
afraid National Young Reader's Day c Spot run, Run, Spot Run. Yeah,
I'm the only one who had to read those Fun
with Dick and Jane I did. I did, of course,
Fun with Dick and Jane later took on a whole
new meeting and there were more pictures involved.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a whole Dick and Jane section
in the porn world imagine world.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Pneumonia Day, well, I'd rather not celebrated, but I do
remember having it as a kid. I had to spend
all day and all night in that oxygen.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, it takes a long time for people to recuperate
from pneumonia because it really damages your lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
National Happy Hour Day that's when alcoholic drinks are served
at discount prices. Happy hours usually take place for a
period of time in the late afternoon, usually for more
than an hour, often between the hours of four BM
and seven BM. Happy hour hours typically occur Monday through
Thursday because the bars and restaurants don't need any help
on Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Here's to the happy hours. That's how I would eat
when I was in college. I'd go to happy hour
and they always had free snacks.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Wait, speaking of eating, let's eat. It's National Pizza with
the works except Choby's Day.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And no pineapple either.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, no, no pineapple, and y'all can have my olives.
My daughter Bailey just likes cheese pizza with nothing on it.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I want everything I do like a fully loaded without
anchovy's pineapple.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, it's National French Dip Day. I love French. I
know a bunch of people qualify for dips.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
We're talking the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And it's Chicken Soup for the Soul Day, taking its
name from the inspirational books there. Chicken Soup for the
zold Well Holiday is about reflecting on and celebrating where
you've been and where you're headed. Or you could just
have a craving for some chicken zup, it's up to you,
or tortilla sou Yeah, that's even better. Yeah, because I
got chicken in it too.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
All right, let's get ready for sports of all sorts
by doing the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
And don't forget. At seven fifty on a toy box Tuesday,
will you have your tickets to see the Steve Miller band.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yes, it's this toy box Tuesday. I got another toy
commercial play. There we go, and of course we got
tickets to see the Trans Siberian Orchestra. And the ticket
window at eight forty, so it's timed up. It's showtime.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Here
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it comes. Oh you blew it man, that's missed. Oh
I told you to wait for it, didn't I time
out for you? All right at six thirty, in time
for sports of.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
All So it brought to you by the Will Hyde
Law Firm. Injury lawyers go to willhightwins dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well. Miro Heiskeinen scored two of Dallas's six first period
goals and The Stars beat the Pittsburgh Penguins seven oh
one last night. That's my burgess, Meredith Batman Beyle love him.
The Stars scored six first period goals for the second
time in franchise history and the first since March of
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nineteen seventy one, when they were still the Minas a
North Star. It was also the first time Pittsburgh allowed
six goals in the first period of a home game.
Wyatt Johnson scored a Powerblay Coal in the third for Dallas,
and Jake Ottinger made twenty saves. Brendan Smith added two
assists in his seventh hundred NHL game. Now Dallas bounce
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back nicely from a four to one loss at Winnipeg
on Saturday. The Stars scored a total of six goals
in their previous three games. Last night, they scored six
goals in the first period. Come on with it. The
Stars scored their six goals during sixteen minutes and six
second span of the first period and largely outclassed the
Penguins and their poor defensive effort. Well, sorry about that.
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The Stars host Boston on Thursday at the American Airline Center,
and the puck will drop at seven o'clock.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Come, okay, let's talk about some Cowboys members who aren't
embarrassing us on the field. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. They're heading
back to Netflix for another season. America's Sweethearts Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders made its debut on this streaming giant over the summer.
Netflix announced the docu series will return for season two
sometime in twenty twenty five. America Sweethearts chronicled a full
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season of the fame cheerleaders from initial auditions and cuts
through the end of the year. Now. Director Greg Whiteley,
who also directed the Netflix series Last Chance You and Cheer,
is behind the project. The first season of America's Sweethearts
drew rave reviews, if also a little bit of criticism
for how much or how little the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
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are paid. While the show depicted the weekly practices and
game performances for the cheerleaders, it also revealed that many
of the dancers have to have second jobs. During the show,
Cowboys Chief brand officer Charlotte Jones defended the franchise's payroll
for cheerleaders. According to Charlotte Jones, there are a lot
of opportunities in the field of dance to get to
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perform at an elite level. She told Netflix, it is
about being part of something bigger than themselves. I wonder
if that line worked on DAP when they were doing
his Guns.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah. No, barta something bigger and better. So why don't
you just chill and we'll give you money if you perform?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Sorry, I had to let that out there.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
The twenty five dollars bonus for each cheerleader and you
get a free Blockbuster video car.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Absolute congratulations.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Speaking of the Big Blue Star, well, eight games remained
for the Boys. Fifty four or fifty five days remain
in the Dallas Cowboys season, depending on when the regular
season finale against Washington is set up, and at three
and six, the Cowboys are looking at missing the playoffs
for the first time since twenty twenty. They've lost more
games in nine contests than they did in any of the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Past three seasons.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
After dallas Is embarrassing thirty four to six loss to
the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday, which gave me indigestion, owner and
general manager Jerry Jones made a similar refrain regarding coach
McCarthy's status and said, I don't believe we'll be making
a coaching change.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
During the sea not that not this herself, but he did.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Offer up what success would look like as the game's
go on without Dak, who was looking at season ending
surgery as early as tomorrow because of a partial evulsion
of his right hamstring.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And we explain what that was, and I don't want
to talk about it.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
It looks like it hurts like a bitch, and what
an unfortunate thing for a QB. Let me be real clear,
Jerry says, nobody's trying to be fair here. We're trying
to win a game. There's no joy here without winning games.
And I'm very regretful to our fans.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Very no, no, she said, trying to win a game.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, have you Nope.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
The Cowboys posted three straight twelve and five finishes. They
made the playoffs in three straight years, but failed to
advance past the divisional round. As of now, the Cowboys
will be watching the playoffs from their favorite chairs and couches,
just like the rest of us.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Maybe they should be signed on to do commercials for
lazy boys.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, I like that. And it does remain unbelievable that
Jerry Jones built a one point two billion dollars stadium
with massive windows in east west orientation, while refusing to
use curtains during games. Well, fear not, the Dallas Cowboys
do realize that the sun's glare can be a nuisance,
at least when it comes to press conferences. One day
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after blinding sunlight called cedee Lamba would be touchdown, Cowboys
head coach Mike McCarthy met with the media for his
Monday press conference in Frisco. Yet the media staff quickly
had to set up a shield because the sun was
shining right into McCarthy's eye. Man, geez, Really, it wasn't
a stadium, Mitchale. So where leaf they go?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Who cares about the coach? The players?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Come on, if the sun is distracting from someone speaking
at a podium, you can imagine how tough it is
for players trying to see a football coming at him.
At and T Stadium does have a curtain system that
is used for concerts, boxing, and basketball, Jerry just straight
up refuses to use it for football for some reason.
Maybe this latest bit of irony in the press conference
can break through with the Cowboys owner. But I wouldn't
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Home of breath now, as you know, My other team
is the New Orleans Saints. Their interim coach Darren Rizzy,
might want to take a big dump before every game
the rest of the season. After Rizzy coached the Saints
to a twenty to seventeen win over the Falcons, Thank
You very Much, their first since Week two of the season,
he admitted that when he first used the coach's locker room,
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he clogged up the toilet. He said to himself, I'm like,
this is going to be a crappy day. Pun intended, Hey,
Cajun's clogged toilet. Yeah, come on, it can happen, sure well.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
The football world is morning the passing of a legendary
football coach and happy last night. John Robinson, former head
coach at USC, passed away this week following complications with pneumonia.
He was eighty nine years old and today, of course,
as you mentioned earlier, bo Is World Pneumonia Day. Robinson
guided the Trojans to the nineteen seventy eight National Championship
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and into eight bowl games, recording more victories than any
USC gridiron coach except John McKay and Howard Jones. He
was four to oh in the Rose Bawl and earned
five Pac ten titles. He produced twenty four All American
first teamers and Heisman Tros Heisman Trophy winners. Easy for
me to say, right, and he was inducted into the
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Rose Bowl Hall of Fame back in two thousand and four,
the College Football Hall of Fame and the USC Athletic
Hall of Fame in two thousand and nine, the Las
Vegas Bull Hall of Fame in twenty eleven, and the
Cotton Bull Hall of Fame in twenty eighteen. Robinson spent
twelve years at Oregon, his alma mater, to begin his
collegiate coaching career. He couldn't shake the USC bug, though,
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and returned as the team's head coach from nineteen seventy
six through nineteen eighty two before leaving to become the
head coach of the Los Angeles Rams. Robinson took the
team to two NFC title games, but he never made
it to the Super Bowl. Rest in peace, John Robinson.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Second respect.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
I'm just taking a guest here, but after watching the
Lions and the Texans go at it, I'm guessing the
roar of the Detroit Lions fans could be heard at
about thirty thousand feet in the air, they were raging man.
It was first detected at a flight attendant. It was
first directed at a flight attendant whose announcement interrupted the
broadcast of the team's game winning field goal on Sunday
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Night Football. And then it grew louder when Jake's bait,
when Jake Bates hit that fifty two year old field goal,
and as time expired to complete a thrilling comeback in
Detroit's twenty six to twenty three barely eken over our Houston,
Texans and the flight was beginning its descent into Detroit
Metropolitan Wayne County Airport just as the Lions were lining
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up for the field goal four seconds remaining in a
tie game. Many on the flight were watching the game
on their seatback screens, and then.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
The broadcast audio paused.
Speaker 8 (15:40):
And a message came up that says, an announcement is
in progress.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
No, no, no, that's what happens when you're on a flight.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Yeah, so on comes the announcer in the plane. It's
been our absolute pleasure to have you on board tonight.
And that's when the passengers started screaming, no, no, no,
what are you doing right now? Please postpone that don't
spoil it. The passengers are yelling my apologies, the flight
attendant said, before pausing your announcement. Baits kick then sailed
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just inside the upright as time expired, setting off an
in flight celebration.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, and only a select few can identify with
what Klay Thompson will go through tonight when he makes
his return to Chase Center against the team he'll win
four NBA championships with Kyrie Irving can. While a different
set of circumstances were in play for Kyrie Irving when
he made his first appearance in Cleveland, one thing will
not change for Thompson. It's absolutely emotionally draining, Irving said,
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because you're trying to anticipate what it's going to be
like before you get there. Golden State Warriors don't have
any hard feeling towards Thompson. In fact, they are even
giving out little Captain's hats to all their fans in
honor of Klay Thompson and his passion because he used
to take his yacht out on the San Francisco Bay. Yes,
sweet game tips off at nine o'clock, which is a
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late start because of that pesky sent time zone. But
come on, man.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yes, get very on the freaking pull file.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Next on the ball in that Job Dallas Forest Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two to five a toy Box Tuesday.
And since the Tyson Fight is on for Friday at
Jerry World, I want to play part of our interview
with Iron Makee Taysten that we did back in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You mean the dueling Mike Tysons.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The dueling Mike Tyson's, but now it's time for the
freaking full file. In Wales, a man exposed himself to
women outside of Kabab takeout restaurants after they taunted him
about the size of his manhood. His kebab, Yeah, his
kebab abdul Raheem briefly pulled down the front of his
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trousers outside shawan sees Big Daddy takeaway, what sees Big
Daddy takeaway and act that he now expects was a
drunken mistake. The incident happened in the early morning hours
of the morning of August thirteenth, when this guy and
the women encountered each other in a wind Streak club
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earlier that night, when he had tried to talk to
the women and hug them, but they made it clear
they did not want to interact with him at all.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Dude, stay away, and he.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Was kind of persistent, which kind of added to the
uncomfortable nature. By chance, the parties met again outside the
nearby Big Daddy's takeout after leaving the club, where quote
words were exchanged. Rahem responded by briefly lowering the front
of his trousers in front of the women to show
mister happy with pride.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
That's it. That's all there is.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's it. The matter was reported to the police, and
when the defendant was arrested he had some cocaine with him. Oh,
of course, it might have made him a little half
assed crazy. I'm not sure it's not gonna help the
Wiener size either.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
D Okay. There are tons of people with tons of
theories on what or who will to the eventual end
of the world. For some, it's going to be some
crazy dictator. For others, it's going to be a climate disaster.
For Johnny Turnip, it's leprechauns. Yeah, his last name is
really Turnip and he believes in leprechauns.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
N His cousin Ruda Baker.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
So mister Turnip calls leprechauns the real enemy. Bow Turnip says.
Leprechauns have been using world leaders and royalty as puppets
from their own diabolical schemes for generations. Yeah, the guy
says he even sees their grubby little sausage fingers all
over the US election, and neither Donald Trump nor Kabala
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Harris were ever aware that they were being used by
these corrupt, gold hungry, shamrock obsessed stovepipe wearing alcoholic little
pigmies known as.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Leprechac would be talking if my last name was Turnip. Yeah, okay,
Well this.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Turn it Up says he and his friends have been
preparing to save the world from the inevitable elepre Kahn apocalypse.
Don't consider yourself warned.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
There's going to be Well, I guess that's better than
a zombie apocalypse. You can just kick them down the street.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
They're evil, they'll bite your ankle.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh better watch health and shouldn't I How the hell
do I follow a story like that? Boat? Just do
the best you can. All right, here we go.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
In Russia, a prankster wanted to show school teachers how
deeply they'd fallen into the government's propaganda machine, So they
decided to mess with the teachers using tinfoil hats.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Oh that always.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Works, is gonna be great. You guys are gonna love this.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
So to do so, activist trickster Vladislav Bolkhan was able
to convince the teaching staff it was in their best
interest to wear tinfoil hats in the classroom to quote
protect them and their students from radiation by NATO satellites.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 10 (21:00):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
As part of the prank, the teacher told that they
were to take part in a large scale patriotic event
for which the tinfoil hats were a must to protect
their minds from the transmission of Western ideas.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
We can't have that now, evil ideas from America. After
putin put on the hats, putting.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
On the hats, on the hats.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
See where my head's at in Russia. See what I
did there?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
The teachers reported feeling a purification of thoughts from wearing
the tin foil hats. They reported in a boost of
spirits and a surge of patriotism from the tin foil hats,
and a need to help the war effort against you Ukram.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh yeah, isn't that sweet. You can convince some people
of anything.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
That's pretty much it.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, I mean we try to do it every day
and convince you we're funny and Devotees at a temple
in India gather every day to drink the water dripping
from an elephant sculpture, believing it was holy water from
the feet of Lord Krishna, but it turned out the
water was only condensation from the temple's air conditioning. Shocking
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videos showed dozens of people at the Shralelybanky Bihari Temple
in the city of Virindovin. I guess that's how I said.
It's close enough. They were standing in front of a
wall mounted elephant statue and drink the liquid dripping from it,
thinking it was holy water that would help them reach
religious nirvana.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I bet it tasted nasty.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, don't drink that. Temple authorities issued a clarification to
convince people to stop drinking the dripping liquid. Drinking air
conditioning condensation may seem harmless, but experts warn that air
conditioning units harbor all sorts of bacteria and fungui that
can cause serious health problems. While some praise the unwavering
faith of the devotees. Others criticized them for being so
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gullible to mistake ac pipe sweat for a real life miracle.
It's coming from the air conditioning system. Upon learning the truth,
many of the devotees waiting were disappointed and ultimately blamed
the temple for failing to explain the miracle to them.
They've been trying to tell you, you just won't listen. However,
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many more don't believe their explanation and continue to show
up every day to lick the elephant sculpture to experience
the Holy water from the feet of Lord Krishna. No
matter what anybody says, Oh yeah, okay, there's suckers born
every minute. Yeah here, at least they're devoted suckers.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I think they're going to be having a spike in
Legionnaire's disease there, probably right if you missed this. Steve
Miller Band when they open for Journey and def Leopard
in August at GLOBELYI Field, good news, they're headed back
to our area. Steve Miller Band's gonna play Lucas Oil
Live Friday, February twenty twenty eighth, and we have your
tickets coming up next hour. And since it is a
toy Box Tuesday, who knows what bo has up his leep,
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be listening around seven to fifty four year shot at
those tickets here on the Bow and Them show on
Dallasport wors Classic Rock Lone Star.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Dallas forst Fighting Rock Lone Star ninety two five. It
is a toy Box Tuesday. Have something kind of special
for you this Friday night. Make Tathan is gonna step
back between the ropes. It's the one we've all been
waiting for. Iron Mike against YouTuber turnboxer Jake Paul at
Jerryworld in Arlington. The Tyson Paul bout was announced in
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March and originally slated for July twentieth, but the fight
was postponed in late May because Tyson experienced an ulcer
flare up. Yeah, nice, nice Democrats. Tyson, the first undisputed
heavyweight champion in the three belt era, is now set
to compete in his first professional fight in nearly two decades,
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and he'll do so at age fifty eight against the
boxer who's over thirty years younger.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
And I'm still rooting for Tyson to kick the living
daylights out of Jake.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh, Jake. Well, he's a loud mouth.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
He's annoying.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
And the thing is he's probably an okay guy when
he's not trying to show off. Yeah, I don't know. Paul,
who is twenty seven years old, has won ten of
eleven matches since making his boxing debut in twenty twenty.
Now the Problem Child will meet the Betty's Men on
the Pants in a highly anticipated match. And it's this Friday,
and I would miss it for nothing. Every bar is
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going to be showing it.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I know. I think it would be very, very difficult
to go see it at Jerry World because I think
the tickets are like five thousand dollars a pop.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I don't want to see it that bad.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
No, but hey, head to a sports bar. Well.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Iron Mike was in town back in two thirteen, twenty thirteen.
He was going to do a one man show and
we had a chance to talk to him. And this
is where I do dueling. Mike Tyson's with it. Yeah,
what's up, Jim?
Speaker 9 (25:50):
How you doing?
Speaker 11 (25:50):
I'm doing awesome. I've never been better. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh right, is Mike Tyson from the boxing ring to
the lighted stage. I never thought we'd have Mike Tyson
on the home but here he is.
Speaker 11 (26:01):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
See now that I'm listening to Mike Tyson, I see
that Mike, My Mike Tyson doesn't sound as good as No.
It doesn't know, it doesn't. In fact, if Mike was here,
probably killed me right now.
Speaker 11 (26:11):
No, because I could be a little stanger and I
could talk to you in our own little fisher anguish.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh, let's let's do dueling Tysons. Hey, Mike, Hey, you
doing over there?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, absolutely, ludicris over here to have you on the show.
Speaker 11 (26:24):
I'm doing good too. And that was a Ludicus statement too,
But everything states pretty ludicris over here.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I knew this guy had a sense of humor.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
I went to your website and there's a link where
you can go to that says, have Mike threaten your friends?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Will you do that? God?
Speaker 11 (26:43):
I don't know when the last time I threatened somebody?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
But wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I have checked will threaten? Okay, well,
how much would it cost for me to have you
call and threaten somebody?
Speaker 11 (26:54):
I don't know. I have to look up that particular right,
do you want me to threaten them that? Do you
want me to threaten them and act to do no.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I think a threat from Mike Tyson himself would be
just perfect, see because I could do it, say listen,
let me kick your ass. But then they say, bow
stop it. I know it's you. Well wait a minute,
I have the real Mike Tyson here that's gonna kick
your ass, won't you. Mike?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Yeah, what do you think? It's not little kus now,
is it?
Speaker 13 (27:22):
You know?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I think finally, Mike, you realize that you can't take
yourself seriously all the time. I like the new Mike Tyson.
I do.
Speaker 11 (27:29):
I found out I was a big joke by taking
myself serious. That a big joke. I'm important. Don't talk
about me. I'm gonna give you a knuckle.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Fang, which just like I did that guy in the Hangover.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Yeah, yeah, the fifty feet in the air.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
What is this show that I've seen? I haven't seen
the show, but I've seen it on The Soup where
Joel McHale ran this clip of tea with Mike Tyson.
What the hell is that?
Speaker 11 (27:59):
I don't remember?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
That's you sitting there drinking tea with some guy, and
you were so prim and properly even had your little
pinky finger out when you were drinking your tea.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
That's what they acting.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
He's getting at it while you were boxing. What was
the hardest hit you think you ever took?
Speaker 14 (28:17):
It?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
By whom?
Speaker 10 (28:18):
Shit?
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Anyone that hit me was hard? You know? I know
that's right. I don't even remember. It was so damn hard.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I tell you what, I bet you if you ask
any other boxer whoever fought Mike Tyson, they'll say you
hit the hardest.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
I don't know anything what they're talking about anybody. I
can't talk anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Most of them A yeah, they'll talk like this. They'll
talk you like yeah.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
Because that's a contigious thing. They all became tyson Nets
once I beat him up.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Well, you're coming here on the nineteenth at the Verizon Theater.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Mike and the tyson Net and the Tysonets.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Okay, we want to make sure that we got the
backup girls in there. I would be willing to for
no charge at all to sit off stage and be
your content and talk to you. Mike. Hell, what do
you think you're doing over here?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I don't know, dude, give me some ideas.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I don't know. I'm all out of ideas. This time
of the morning here. I hope you get a chance.
I'd love to have you come in the studio. I
don't know how early you wake up. You wake up
early enough to talk on the phone, but getting here
actually is a different story. But you're more than welcome
to come in and hang with us. That would be fun.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Hey, I need you to come to You need to
come see the show and come backstage and talk to me.
Give me some reviews. Dude, that's what you need to do.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And you say you're the son of a bitch that
was making fun of the way I talk. Would you
just say one thing before you go. Yes, this is
Mike Tyson, and I'd love to kick bow and Jim's ass.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
This is Mike Tyson. I would just love to kick
bowe and Jim's ad. I mean, really, just kick the
bone out of it.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Beautiful, the one and only Mike Tyson. Everybody, Thank you, Mike,
thank you, cham appreciate.
Speaker 11 (29:48):
That you welcome. Jim and Bow Jim and Bo Bo
Bo b Bo Boost, thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Dad, my god, were you back for one more right now?
So I'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh, no, publicist, you gotta do one more interview? Oh, no, No,
these last two a holes just took it all.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Out of me.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
It's the bow in them show Dennis what I mean,
Dallas or Spicy Crock lone star ninety two to five.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Neil Young seventy nine years old today? Whoa Neil is
almost eighty? Yeah, that makes liver spots bust out all
over my skin. Here.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
He had some health issues, but apparently he's bounced back.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
He's still hanging hit the road again. By the way,
tomorrow is ask as Stuff Day. So if you've got
a question that you would like us to find the
answer for for you, call the Ask a Stuff Hotline
two on four eight six six eighty six hundred. Will
read your question on the air and answer it and
we'll be playing Choose your News for Steve Miller ticket.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
And there is a theme tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
There is a theme tomorrow. I know you like it
when there's theme.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's on my calendar.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay, so they Asked Your Stuff Hotline two one for
eight six six eighty six hundred. As a matter of fact,
last week we found this message. It had nothing to
do with a question. It was a request.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
I was wondering if you could play Wake Up Slap
Jerry Jones wanting to buy that lady's house, and she
didn't want to sell it and just went off to
eat them. Thanks guys, U show, thank you.
Speaker 9 (31:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
That was back in let's see, that was in two
thousand and six, nice when Jerry World was only in
the planning stage and.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
They were trying to buy a property.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yes, Jerry World, Yeah, Jerry Will wasn't finished building until
two thousand and nine. So we'll get to that. But
now it being Thanksgiving coming right around the corner, it's
time for one of those family reunions.
Speaker 15 (31:46):
In the Fly Reunion, they're all about the same boy show,
do miss ain't what did you call it?
Speaker 9 (31:55):
An uncle? What's his family reunion? Holiday things? You go
to one of your aunt's house.
Speaker 15 (32:02):
Che's invited everybody you ever knew in your whole life
to a dinner.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
You show up, the old woman walk out and.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Go a you getting so big?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (32:14):
You know me, don't you? Oh no, ma'am, I don't don't. Yes,
you dad, you know me. I used to change your diapers.
Speaker 16 (32:25):
Beg you when you were this tall.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Oh yes, ma'am, I remember you. Now you're getting big too.
Speaker 15 (32:35):
That's all women that's going to the kitchen the cuff, right,
there's one woman cooking.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Rest of them are just acting while they're cooking. Well,
I never put that in the cashier.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Rolls be fall not where you walk too.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Well, I think my wing not waning. And you walk
too that way your classy road walk.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
That class that's gonna make come up to your house. Well,
I think I wan not way you walk to.
Speaker 15 (33:02):
The guys had to go into the living and I'm
gonna watch football, right, it's their jobs. Half of them
don't know anything about football. They're coaching today. I'm all
right there, shucks. Now, he's up a long and fell
old Johnny. You might us in the ball game. Oh
he ain't playing this year. Well, I ain't cut up
(33:23):
with it this year. The uncle Fred, you got a
new thing? Oh helmets now? But just backing on, Helmut,
they got a bunch of sass out there playing ball
out I got my skull fright, you're fourteen times playing ball.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Well, maybe that's why you talk like you.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
And the kids after they goes trade tables, ams go
out in the yard somewhere to eat, don't want to
talking about You can't sell with the parents have to
take it. Damn tray table, go out in the yard
somewhere to eight. I'm thirty five years old.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I stepped I to.
Speaker 9 (33:53):
Take a tray table, go out in the yard somewhere.
Speaker 11 (33:56):
They eight.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
I'm hoping in one of those ants dies, I can
set the table that ship like, how old have you
got a day?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Say the blessing?
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Everybody gets real tempt.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Here.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
God, please don't make me have to say the blessing.
You always get that one ant like to put you
on the spot.
Speaker 9 (34:18):
Dam would you like to say the blessing? No, ma'am,
but God knows where thankful bo.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
And if I didn't say the blessing, have to scream
the thing because I'm out in the damn yard somewhere.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Because you don't get eating everything, women will walk out?
Speaker 14 (34:37):
Thing?
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Does anybody else? What ain't more black eyed pain? No, ma'am,
we've had all the way games were sure, do appreciate it?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Well, I don't cook all day now.
Speaker 9 (34:46):
I won't y'all the Fennish eights things up. No, ma'am,
I had all that possibly eight.
Speaker 16 (34:52):
I don't cut that fifty five gallons drama, black eyed pain.
I don't try a fenny ting, I'll have to get
into the doll. Then the dogs going, no, ma'am, what
about all way?
Speaker 15 (35:06):
Gay?
Speaker 16 (35:08):
Well, I guess I'll just throw on my way that
way you all till.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
And here are that come to come over?
Speaker 15 (35:17):
Most people know when it's time to get the hell
out of your house. It was and there's always that
one groat that'll stay forever. Stop betting on the bedroom
park Now, finally, wan, I'm gonna look down and well,
I guess we better go. What's the first thing to say?
We y'alln'na hurry on? The TV station will be coming back.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
On here, and.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh we better go.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Hell, I gotta get up and go to work in
the morning. You don't just wave good bye. That's follow them.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Out for the car.
Speaker 15 (35:48):
Set on the hood of the car, talk for aloud,
what kind of islet do you give them?
Speaker 9 (35:52):
Well, they're trying to give man.
Speaker 15 (35:53):
Now I'm better drops the sixty seven blest way.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Brother, you're trying to give a man Now, I'm better drouling.
Speaker 15 (35:59):
Hey, you had to open the hood on the dard
forty years they take all thirty minutes later.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
They're not going to over line any of my games.
Speaker 15 (36:07):
John Bergabo Reagan marw.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
That's what I'm talking about, Dallas fors Classic rock lone
Star ninety two to five. Come on, give us some
calls for the ASCU stuff hotline because that's tomorrow. Oh
we got a bun two one, four, eight, six, six,
eighty six hundred. Okay, So coming up, we're gonna give
you some Steve Miller tickets. It's Toy Box Tuesday, so
you're gonna have to identify a commercial about uh toy's.
(36:38):
But this was requested. Now it has been years since
we've played this. This is a wake up slap from
two thousand and six when Jerry World was only in
the planning stages, and in fact, Jerry didn't even know
where he was gonna build his new stadium. So we
took it to this level. But now, hand me the phone.
(37:01):
Here's a lady who lives in Fair Park says with me,
cowboys come there over there new entertainment conflict. She's afraid
she might have to move, She says, even if Jerry
Jones showed up himself.
Speaker 9 (37:13):
It's their birthday today.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Her brother gave me a bunch of good stuff, a
lot of people's birthday student. Hello, Yes, can I speak
to Tony please? Tony, this is Jerry Jones, owner of
the Dallas Cowboys. How are you?
Speaker 14 (37:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Good?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
You calling me?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yes, ma'am, I am, And basically I wanted to thank
you for being a Cowboy fan.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yes, I come to the games all the time.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I know you did.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Did you get me from that raffle? You know? Do
I come to all as many James as I can?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Well?
Speaker 11 (37:47):
Good, I'm know the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
The best thing you could have done was got Bill
ponself the heck as the head coach.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Basically, I'm glad you're
a Cowboy fan.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Did I win to the tickets for the year?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
No, no, ma'am, No, ma'am. Basically the reason I'm calling,
I'm calling several people in the Fair Park area because
you know we're trying to get that new stadium.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yes, yes, I heard about a stadium a while back.
Y'all will trying to get together. Did it come through?
Speaker 11 (38:17):
Now?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I see I'm looking at a maps co of your
house and basically you're around Herndon and Bank Street. Is
that right?
Speaker 11 (38:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
I look close by Herndon and Banks.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Well, now the proposed side of the stadium. Your house
is like right around by where the forty yard line
is going to be. Okay, So basically what we're gonna
have to do is get you out of that house
and get you somewhere else so we can go ahead
and tear that down and get that stadium there.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh no, sir, my family's in this house for at
least thirty five years. Well that so that can't happen.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Well, I know, I know that you're dug in, and
you know you got your roots down there and everything.
But according to what the surveyors told me is basically, uh,
in order for us to put that big entertainment complex
is uh, your house is gonna be right down there
where the sidelines are around the forty yard line. So
(39:18):
we're gonna have to bulldoze it at the earliest pill.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Y'all can't do that.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
What how many people you calling it there with? Some
that's crazy you're talking right now.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
I'm just calling people in the fair part.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Sir, sir. I thank you for the little call and everything,
but you can't just call somebody up and tell them
you're getting ready to knock their house down. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Well, ma'am, I'm Jerry Jones, and I can do anything. No,
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
I don't think so because I come and blow up
the Cowboy Stadium. Understand me.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
You understand this now, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Ma'am. No, listen to me, ma'am. Listen to me, ma'am.
Speaker 11 (39:51):
I'm gonna offer in my family's house.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
This is my mama gave me this house. You'll see me.
You can't do stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Like that, well, ma'am. See, that's why I'm personally calling
and everybody in the fair Park area whose.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
House because you personally calling them don't make everything right.
All the money in the world can't make somebody. Can
you keep? Tell somebody house down?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Well, ma'am, I'm gonna give you a fair price.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
If you just price of mister Jones.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Let me see, uh, let me confer with my staff here, just.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
To say the staff was what a fair price is
to knock down my mom and them house, at my
grandmama's house, at her mama's house. You tell me what
a fair price is.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well just a minute now, hold on. Basically we're discussing.
Speaker 11 (40:29):
It, okay, discuss it well, daddy.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Daddy, I think you could give him.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
At you how much my mama house work?
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Now that's my son, Steven said, he works in the
organ Say.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Can tell you how much my mama's housework? Well, ain't
nothing on the books could tell you.
Speaker 11 (40:43):
What my house work.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
How about let's say old twenty five twenty five? What
twenty five hundred? No, how about twenty five million twenty five?
Speaker 3 (40:52):
No, man, I could buy another team. No, get the
cowboys out of the Knock my house down.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Now, ma'am. This you just told me you was a
cat boy fan. Now, if you're a cowboy fan, you
shouldn't be talking like this. That's why.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Well I'm a cowboy fan. Mean, I'm a cowboy fool.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I am personally calling everybody in the Fair Park area.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
You know what you you can't do this, you understand, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I told you I can do whatever I want. I'm
Jerry Jones. I can do it.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
You not. You know what? Like that?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Well, ma'am, much like Jerry's Spring of the Day.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I'm just trying to smooth things over so we can
get your house.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Go ahead and get it smooth something over. You just
told me that I had to get that. Y'all gonna
knock my mother's house down, or you think you're gonna
you let a bull doesn't come near my house, I'm
gonna blow that bad boy up. I'm not even playing
with you.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Well, ma'am, now, it's probably gonna have to start taking
place in the next week or so.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
You let a nigga coming near my house in a
week or something, you understand me, ma'am. Was you you
think this is a joke.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
No, ma'am, it's not a joke. That's why I'm personally talking.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
You're gonna give me a week to get up by
my house? You're crazy, real crazy, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
There's no reason for you to get upset. I'm offering
you a fair price.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
How would you like somebody to call you up on
the phone to tell you your house and they get
knocked out. You can't knock nobody house down in a week.
Speaker 11 (42:08):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
I know for the fact that that that's illegal. That's
that's illegal.
Speaker 11 (42:12):
Well see, y'all, I haven't heard.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
About y'all's little development, and I know he's supposed happen
to another two years fro now, and you trying to
hood wing the bamboos of me out of my house.
And they're talking about for twenty five hundred dollars? Is
you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (42:22):
Ma'am?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Calm down?
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Will you coming down? Twenty five hundred dollars? I can't
shine my shoes for no twenty five hundred dollars. My
house that much to get fixed? You hear me?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Where you must have nice hair?
Speaker 3 (42:32):
I got nice hair, all right, and I bought every little,
every strand of it, thank you very much. Mister Jared Jones.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is that a weave you got off?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Whatever it is, whether it's a weave or a wig
or whatever, it's mine is bought and paid for.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
It's like you're gonna have to, ma'am my house, ma'am,
you knock it down, ma'am very much, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Can we just come over and have a birthday party?
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Happy birthday? You went off?
Speaker 17 (43:03):
You would actually talk to Jerry Jones himself like that,
Tony is Bowe and Jim A cazyps with your birthday, slap,
Happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Y'all can't make phone calls, but y'all about to get
a heart attack. I mean people y'all to call with
that craziness today? Okay, how y'all know?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
With my birthday your brother told us.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I'm gonna kill him. Y'all know y'all wrote.
Speaker 9 (43:29):
For that, right, Yes, ma'am, Are you really.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Gonna try to knock the people house of devil?
Speaker 14 (43:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:34):
You gotta get out in the next twenty minutes. Happy birthday, Tony.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Take you.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 14 (43:41):
Well, we knew now exactly where we go.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Well, basically, it's time for us to give away some
Steve Miller tickets, don't you know.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Okay, now you're possessed by Jerry Jones. First Tyson, now
Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
The guy just called and said, uh, the same thing
happened to him, and his house was on the forty
yard line as well. He got one and a half
million for it.
Speaker 9 (44:06):
Though.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
That's wow. Okay, okay, So a toy box Tuesday. Sometimes
I like to do toy commercials, and that's what we're
gonna do today. I'm going to play a commercial for
a toy And this is pretty easy. You should be
able to get.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Every time you say that, bo it's hard. It's not hard.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Hard will be tomorrow when it's choose your news, okay,
or it'll be easy. I've been gutting on the first.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
I was about to say the past couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
All right, the number to call two one four or
eight one seven, seven eighty seven one five. You tell
me what toy commercial this is and I'll play it
more than once.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
All right, all right, I give it to us.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Okay, here you go.
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Once a child wants to spell, the spell is cast
that is correct with snap in modules with hundreds more
words for growing minds. You are right part of a
family of product for Richard Tomorrow's from the Learning Center
of Texas Instruments. Children love showing off good grades and they're entitled.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
It's hard work.
Speaker 14 (45:09):
They're learning, but don't tell then they're learning that. They
just think they're having fun. From Texas Instruments, they make
learning fun.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I'm running a lot, really.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yes, but you don't want to look like this in
the morning, do you.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
I'll go to sleep.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Please makes learning what it should be fun.
Speaker 9 (45:26):
I've been looking all over for this.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
That was a bill Cosby commercial. Oh Man, all right
now and AO both got it, So I'm gonna do
it one more time and you should have no trouble.
Here you go again.
Speaker 10 (45:43):
Once a child wants to spell, the spell is cast
that is correct. We snap in modules with hundreds more
words for growing minds. You are right part of a
family of products for Richard Tomorrow's from the Learning Center
of Texas Instruments.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Children love showing off good grades and they're entitled. It's hard work.
Speaker 14 (46:05):
They're learning, but don't tell them they're learning. They just
think they're having fun. From Texas, they make learning fun.
Speaker 9 (46:12):
I'm running a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Really, yes, but you don't want to look like this
in the morning.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Do you now go to sleep please?
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Makes learning what it should be fun.
Speaker 9 (46:22):
I've been looking all over for this.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
When he says go to sleep please, that'll haunt him.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, that has got some raping to do.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Oh I know, Oh my god, but that line.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Have you expected anything less from me?
Speaker 11 (46:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
No, no, promised, no filter between brain and mouth. Okay,
two one four or eight one seven, tell me what
toy that is and I'll give you the Steve Miller tickets.
I'll bet the first caller gets it.
Speaker 11 (46:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
We had some good hints in.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
The absolutely boy, then show okay what toy was that?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Hella speak and smelling, Oh, you have to do it
like the guy in the commercial. You are right, you
are right, it's correct.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Who is this on the phone. You should say it
rush Dy from Roulette. Not gonna happen, Okay, okay, so
Rushdy from Raulette. You hold on and we'll hook you
up with Steve Miller tickets. All right, is now that
was easy. I cut you all some serious.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
Flash inter Man. Cool toy, it was.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
It was an expensive one, I remember, but that was
a cool toy.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
To have the pride of Texas instrument, Texas Instrument right
here in North Texas.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
There you go. All right, another little surprise out of
the old toy bock coming up here.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
It's one of our favorite holiday traditions, the Trans Siberian
Orchestra coming back to North Texas, and we have your tickets.
They're gonna play the American Airline Center Sunday, December twenty eighth,
so right after Christmas if you want to go be listening.
Next hour, MO and I are going to open up
the lone Star ticket window around eight forty this morning
right here on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh wow, the acide kicking in its groovy lone Star
ninety two five. By the way, we'll have more Steve
Miller tickets for it. Stop that peeping. Going me to death.
We'll we'll have some more Steve Miller tickets tomorrow seven fifty.
But it's going to be a little more difficult because
you're going to have to choose your news.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
And there's a theme there.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Tomorrow is a theme tow. What's reminds me tomorrow is
asking stuff to day. So if you've got a question, Wally,
ask you stuff. Hotline two one four eight six six
eighty six hundred. We were talking about birthdays today, turning
eighty years old. Sportscaster Al Michaels. Oh wow, he's still
at it. He still hasn't retired yet. Keep going, son,
(48:52):
keep going till it.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Does it a great job, doesn't he?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yes, he does well. We had him on and I
think he was promoting a book or something, but it
was kind of funny. I'll you hear this on Sunday
Night on NBC. And you've seen this guy many many times.
He's probably one of my favorite broadcast Oh yeah, mister
al Michaels, Yes, sir, do you believe in miracles? Al
(49:16):
Michaels has called us here.
Speaker 18 (49:19):
I'm right here there you are.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Hey, let's talk about the book.
Speaker 12 (49:23):
What do you say you can't make this up Al
Michaels and early in your career, I was reading where
you got acquainted and worked with Chuck Barris.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Chucky, Chucky Chucky.
Speaker 18 (49:33):
Did you know? Chuck was a genius in his own way.
He was the forerunner of the game show the way
we know it today. He came up with the concept
for the Dating game and for the Newlywed Game, and
then he did the Gong Show and not only came
up with the concept for it, but hosted it. One
of the great characters of all time. And I got
to work with him just after I got out of college,
(49:54):
before I was able to start my broadcasting career. And
as they say in the book, you know Chuck was
at my wedding? Was he really nineteen sixty six? And
I'm still married to the same great woman, And I'll
never forget In the you know, I was going to
take a few days off to go to Lake Tahoe
on my honeymoon. And in the reception line, Chuck simples
up to us, and my wife was working there as well,
(50:16):
at the Barrass' offices, and I think he's going to
give me a raise, and he goes, now you're back Thursday,
aren't show and I go, yes, Chuck. He said, are
you back in time to go to the office on
Thursday or are you back Thursday night? I said, Chuck,
I'm back in time to go to the office. So
I got a three day honeymoon out of it. But
he was a great character, and I still know him
to this day, and I kind of figure in television.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, but did he really work for the CIA like
that movie set up.
Speaker 18 (50:43):
Chuck had a fantastic way of making people think that
certain things happened, it didn't happen. He was a character,
I mean, Chuck. He was one of the great punk
artists of all time.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yes, he was.
Speaker 18 (50:55):
They should be punking people and getting away with it.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
I never missed the Gong Show. It was one of
my favorite show. Now, as far as your broadcasting career,
I know you worked all those years with John Madden
and the old Cantanker as Howard Cosell. Which one was
the most colorful?
Speaker 18 (51:09):
Well, I mean, the one thing about Cosel is that
no matter where you were what you did with him,
you'd come away with a story. Yeah, and a lot
of it would be off the air. Heause. The one
thing about Howard is Howard loved attention. And so if
you're sitting in a hotel lobby, as Howard would love
to do, not in his room, he'd be down in
the lobby, and he'd be in the lobby with a
(51:29):
two pey. He'd be down in the lobby with his cigar.
He'd always have a big, old smelly stogi and he'd
wear that ridiculous yellow blazer. That was the outfit that
we wore in the seventies and early eighties at ABC.
And then Howard would complain about people not leaving him alone.
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But as Jim McKay said to him, you know, one day,
Jim was walking past him. They were doing a Kentucky Derby,
and there's Cosel with the cigar, the two pey, he's
got the jacket on. He's sitting in the middle of
the lobby. Is the Kentucky Derby. Of course people are
going to gravitate to him. Cosell looked over McCann he said, Jimmy, Jimmy,
as you can see, they won't leave me alone. There's
no place I can go to be alone.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Well, you're wearing the jacket.
Speaker 18 (52:13):
McKay looked over his shoulder and he said, Howard, did
you ever think about your room?
Speaker 11 (52:17):
So?
Speaker 18 (52:17):
I mean it was the perfect rejoinder.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Well, what is Chris collins Worths habit that gets on
your nerves? Anything?
Speaker 18 (52:24):
Nothing? But he is fantastic. I mean this is I
love working with Chris. He's I mean, to me, he
knows so much about the game on every level. Chris
could coach the game. I mean he knows as much
about each team as the coach does. I mean he is.
He's tremendous. He sees everything, He's very quick, he knows
how to communicate. And I'll tell you what, I've had
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seven years of John Madden and six of Chris collins Worth.
Of the last thirteen, you don't get any luckier than that.
Speaker 12 (52:52):
You're right, And during your career you also covered the
Cincinnati Reds and you watch Pete Rose play.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
Now do you think he should be in Baseball's Hall
of Fame?
Speaker 18 (53:01):
Well, he's in my Hall of Fame because I know
how the process works. And you know, you have the
Rose thing, You've got the steroid thing. I get it.
I mean, in my mind, he was my favorite athlete
to ever cover. I talk about it in the book.
I loved being with him. Every day watching him, because
Pete would play a spring training game in March the
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same way he played the seventh game of a World Series,
and I've seen him in both circumstances. I love the
way he played. He gave everybody their money's worth as
a player. He broke a record that I thought was
impossible to break, and yeah, I'd like to see men
loll ofvank. What he did was a really bad thing.
Not excusing it, it was bad. You don't bet on baseball.
(53:45):
Everybody knows that. I wish you would have apologized a
long time ago and people would have believed the apology.
But you know, now it should have been going on
so long. I don't know what's going to happen. But
in my mind he was my favorite athlete.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, but we knew you did it. Just admit it.
But for the longest time he didn't admit it. And
speaking of baseball, how scared were you at the earthquake
at the nineteen eighty nine World Series.
Speaker 18 (54:09):
Well, I thought we were going to get pitched out
of the booth at one point. So you know, nobody
expects it now here you are on national television and
you're trying to get through the open of the show.
We have a lot of component parts to it. I'm
trying to leave, you know, Tim McCarver in and out
of a tape, and I'm ready to bring Jim Palmer in,
and then all of a sudden, the earth starts to move.
So for one petrifying second, I thought we were going
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to be pitched out of the of the broadcast booth.
But fortunately Candlestick Park remained intact that night. They were
not so fortunate obviously, on the other side of the bay,
with a collapsed freeway and all of that. But that
was something you could never prepare for and would not
want to be a part of.
Speaker 9 (54:45):
Again.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Well, the book by Al michaels You can't make this up. Miracles,
Memories and the perfect marriage of sports and television. Al
michaels By, nice to talk to you all, Thanks for
calling me.
Speaker 9 (54:55):
Thank you, Dallas.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Host Classic Ron lone Star ninety two to five. That
song is about me at home going take baggerwearths the
channel changer. I can't find there's not even any counter anymore.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, it's right in front of you both.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Damn make me feel stupid.
Speaker 8 (55:11):
That's my theme song when I'm trying to shop for
kids that are way too old to shop for now,
I know.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
I would, am I gonna get Here's a gift card?
Speaker 5 (55:21):
How about that that works every funny.
Speaker 2 (55:25):
Four Irving firefighters from Station nine were dispatched to an
emergency call on Saturday morning that was around nine to
forty five am. The crew was out for about fifteen
minutes when a delivery driver passed by the fire station
and noticed smoke and flames coming out of the building.
(55:45):
Their own fire station was on fire while they were
fighting a fire.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
So they needed to call another fires shit.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Investigators are still trying to determine the cause of the fire.
The fire started in the kitchen. The living quarters are
also severe impacted, but there's smoke damage throughout the building.
No one was inside the building when the fire started
because they were trying to put out another fire somewhere else.
The fire equipment was not damaged. So everything's gonna be ay,
(56:13):
I well, least we hope.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
So in case you hadn't heard. Beyonce leads the twenty
twenty five Grammy nominations with eleven, bringing her career total
to ninety nine nominations, making her the most nominated artist
in Grammy history, and I know you have all of
her albums.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
I do, I do. I can't wait for the next
one too.
Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yeah, you like to call him boyance around here. Her
cowboy Carter is up for Album and Country Album of
the Year. Take that Cmas. You know they snubbed her,
and Texas Hold Them is nominated for Records Song and
Country Song of the Year. According to the Associated Press,
this marks Beyonce's first time receiving nominations in the Country
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and Americana categories. The Houston native also received nominations in
other categories including Pop, Country, Melodic, Rap, Performance, Home Post
Malone Posty right behind Beyonce with seven nominations, tied with
Billie Eilish, Kendrick Lamar, and Charlie XCS. Also the Beatles'
latest and final song, Now and Then achieved two Grammy nominations,
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putting them back in the Grammy spotlight after nearly thirty years.
Known as the last Beatles song, Now and Then uses
original vocals from John Lennon recorded in nineteen seventy and
preserved through artificial intelligence.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
Oh that's it sounds, Betty.
Speaker 7 (57:28):
I know.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
Actually the song is really good and we've got that
up on our page if we want to check it out.
Oh and don't worry, Taylor Swift got six nominations.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
I was worried.
Speaker 5 (57:37):
I know you were.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
I'm going to have to hide in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (57:39):
The final round of Grammy voting, which determines its winners,
will take place December twelfth through January third. The twenty
twenty five Grammy Awards will air February second, live on
CBS and Paramount Plus from the Crypto dot Com Arena
in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Oh yeah, wouldn't miss it from the world.
Speaker 8 (57:56):
But I'm going to where they say everything bigger in
the state of Texas, the ninety five foot Dallas Christmas
Tree at Galleria across the Tollway from US is certainly
no exception.
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Now.
Speaker 8 (58:08):
Yesterday morning, Cruise began the unpacking process at the Gallery
in Dallas and putting together the tallest indoor Christmas tree
in the United States.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
It's down Texas.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
It's the biggest one in the country. I am The ninety.
Speaker 8 (58:21):
Five foot tree will be constructed over the course of
this week by a team of about fifty people or
Santa's best helpers.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
I bet it's a little difficult putting that thing up
as big as God, and the higher it gets in
the air, the scarier the job is.
Speaker 8 (58:36):
I'll bet the tree will be excess rised with two
hundred thousand lights, thousands of decorations, a new set of ornaments,
Classic ball ornaments, those are my favorite, and topping it
all off is a ten foot star that weighs one
hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Who we got to have it the biggest? Yeah.
Speaker 8 (58:52):
The installation process involves a steel frame that weighs five tons,
seven hundred branches attached to that. It's about the size
of a standard home Christmas tree. Each one of those branches,
it's about the size of a Christmas tree that we
see in our home cruise. Plan to place the star
and finish assembling the tree by Thursday. The iconic tree
will be on display for visitors in Dallas residents to
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enjoy through the sixth of January.
Speaker 2 (59:15):
What it all ride, Dan and Tonight you can stop
worrying people magazine is set to reveal it's twenty twenty
four Sexiest Man line.
Speaker 5 (59:26):
I can hardly wait.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
With the big announcement happening on The Late Show with
Stephen Colbert Tonight, Colbert, who humorously crowned. Previous winners Paul
Rudd in twenty twenty one and Chris Evans in twenty
twenty two, will once again host the highly anticipated reveal.
Fans can tune into CBS eleven at what is it
ten thirty five pm?
Speaker 5 (59:49):
Here? Yep?
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Is that when it comes out? Okay, I'm never up,
so I got to make sure.
Speaker 5 (59:54):
Right after the Channel eleven news.
Speaker 2 (59:56):
There you go. We'll see who will join the ranks
of past winners like rud Evans and last year's Winter
Patrick Dempse. And there's something in Mexico called the twenty
twenty four Egg Fare. It broke a Guinness World Record
with more than two thousand young people participating in a
(01:00:17):
race while balancing eggs on spoons in their mouth while running. Well,
you gotta have something to strive for you.
Speaker 14 (01:00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Absolutely, I've never done this before.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I've never done it either, and would look stupid doing it,
and I look stupid without doing it enough, so I'm
not gonna that. The Egg Fare was organized by the
Tailpannian Poultry Farmers Association. Nearly twenty seven hundred students from
local high schools racing three hundred and twenty eight feet
while balancing eggs on spoons and it set a Guinness
(01:00:46):
World right now.
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
See I've seen them holding the spoon, but not having
the spoon in your mouth and holding it. That's bizarre.
Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah, just holding the spoon. That's not stupid enough. No,
And a Spirit Airline's flight out of Florida was struck
my gunfire yesterday making a landing in port of Prince Haiti.
Spirit nine point fifty one from Fort Lauderdale, Florida was
diverted to Santiego, Dominican Republic, where it landed safely after
be hit by gunfire. The aircraft has since been taken
(01:01:16):
out of service and Spirit is arranging a different plane
to get guests back to where they're going to be.
But just think about it, Oh ladies and gentlemen, that's
you're pilot speaking.
Speaker 13 (01:01:24):
We're now beginning our descentiment to Haiti. Just let you
know that there is a high likelihood that the aircraft
will be sprayed with bullets as soon as we land
and we hear a Spirit would like to help you
be prepared if flight attendants will be coming around with
bulletproof vests available for purchase for an additional six hundred
dollars each. Must be advised that we also charge a
duck and cover fee. Any passenger seam ducking and or
covering will be charged an additional seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Once the gunfire is over.
Speaker 13 (01:01:47):
We have camouflage jackets available for purchase for eight hundred
dollars each, so you can flee the aircraft without being
spotted by whoever is.
Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
Doing the shooting.
Speaker 13 (01:01:53):
We know you have a choice which airline you fly,
and we're sorry you chose the one where people shoot
at the plane when we land.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Well there you go. At least they care, right, Yes, sir,
we are heartbreakers and life takers. Amenab why and ain't
gonna kill nobody over the show? Oh no, I just
say it said yesterday was Veterans Day. I'm sure you
guys heard that every once in a while if you
were in the Marine Corps. Okay, ask us Stuff Day tomorrow.
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So if you got a question, and I'm sure you do,
call the askus Stuff hotline two and four eight six
six eighty six hundred and we'll answer your question on
the air and play Choose your News for Steve Miller tickets.
And speaking of tickets, who want our tickets to see
the trans Berne Orchestra.
Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
You know him, you love him.
Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
His last name aint Haggard, but if it was, he'd be.
Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
Congratulations MARLW.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Meryl Henderson in Toule Texas. What's up? Brother? Congratulations? You
got something to do? On December the twenty eighth. Now
can you believe this damn year is almost over? Now?
I'm freaking out over.
Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Two weeks from Thursday is thanks Giving. I'm ready for
the food though.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Man, Yeah, oh yeah, oh heah yeah, filing on, yes, sir, buddy, Okay,
let's find out what's going on. What's happening there, miss
and Abell?
Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Well, coming up this afternoon, we're going to open up
the lone star ticket window again, Bo with Jeff Ka.
He has your tickets to see Billy Gibbons at Tannehill's
Tavern and Music Hall. The tickets that we gave away
last week, well he's got him this afternoon. He'll give
those away around four or fifty this afternoon. But coming
up just after nine this morning, Bo and I have
another classic cash keyword that could score you a thousand dollars.
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