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Speaker 1 (00:00):
American Idol is now in its fourth year on Fox.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Larry, it's actually the ninth season.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
We welcome its host, Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
God love.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It looks like and that's et so I believe in
aliens UFOs before this.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I Larry, where are you going with this?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
I will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, but now you're talking to Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
All right, let's go back and Susan, Ryan, don't get
they're out.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Twelve percent of America believes that you're a Muslim.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh wow, am I center, Larry, the station calls for
Ryan Seacrest. Clark summ in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 7 (00:38):
Hello, operator, to.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Put you on hold. I hit the wrong button.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry from walking out a commercial.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
I like kung Fu is any time you talk to
your doctor about Bayakara.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm Larry King and I'm Larry's life.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sean. Everyone knows Larry loves who I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I love this girl. I slipped with her whatever. I
like sex pot Sex is a very important thing to
me and me well, it's sexual and romantic every half.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hour, which is why we are so excited to tell
you about my bonner last for hours.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
To avoid long term injuries, seek immediate medical help for
interaction lasting more than four hours.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Whatever have you ever seen anything like this? Unbelievable to me.
Speaker 9 (01:24):
You didn't expect this to the big one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Not bad, pamla Anderson's how you doing good?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm really good.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Obviously you're amply endowed. We'll get to that. You need
to be stanked, and not in a good way. Let's
go to some calls. Tarzana, California.
Speaker 10 (01:37):
Hello, Ho, Hi Larry, Hi, Pam.
Speaker 11 (01:40):
Do you know how to read?
Speaker 7 (01:41):
No, no has said I've never read a book.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Windsor, Ontario. Hello, Pam.
Speaker 12 (01:47):
I know you asked your fans not to eat at
KFC because it's cruel to chickens.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, but is it true you're also asking them not
to drink eatorade because it's cruel to alligators.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Clarkston, Michigan.
Speaker 13 (01:58):
Hello, throwing a bachelor party this weekend and we were
wondering if maybe you'd come by and bounce on the
trampoline for us.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Wow, okay, oh great?
Speaker 14 (02:07):
Would you consider hooking up with one of the groom's men.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't want to just do one. I wanted to
I need to Tucson, Arizona.
Speaker 10 (02:15):
Hello, Hey, param is it true your breast are getting
a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Did you have any work done?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Never touched?
Speaker 8 (02:24):
No?
Speaker 10 (02:24):
She go right, and Paris Hilton was a virgin. Hey, Larry,
reach over to see them.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
No, fine, go ahead and do it perfect.
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Give him a tug. Okay, now rebel like you're a
Genie's lamp.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, this will be shown in court.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (02:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Had to be a reason. Yes, why Larry King?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Because Larry would have been ninety one years old today.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh wow, he been going.
Speaker 14 (03:04):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
I thought, you know, it is a toy box Tuesday,
I should drag vic damn thing out.
Speaker 16 (03:11):
Twice I saw a quote from Larry King wants to
make me laugh so hard? He said, how about a
hooray for whomever invented Q tips?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Wow, that's real.
Speaker 15 (03:24):
My wife Sean was best friends with Marie Osman. That's
how I met Larry King because they were involved with
the Children's Miracle Network and we went to Orlando, Florida
for their big convention.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And yeah, she was best friends with Marie Osman. Damn
cool because she's a little.
Speaker 15 (03:41):
Bit country and he's a little bit crazy according to
that clip.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, no boy crazy something loose.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Well, yes, it is a toy Box Tuesday, and I'm
gonna retract something I said yesterday is after we get
back from our week off for Thanksgiving, then we'll start
playing Christmas stuff. I think I'm gonna have to play
one today since our sister station down the hall is
just saturating the airwaves.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Burl Lives and will Hara Old Angels.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I thought i'd play the one that people ask for
the most when we start our Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
See on top of the Christmas that.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
I'm saving that for fun with music. Okay, I'll tell
you it's the bleeped out Christmas Carol.
Speaker 17 (04:35):
I remember that.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
People say we aren't gonna play that again, Well, hang on,
I'll play it sometime todayday.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
As we celebrate.
Speaker 17 (04:43):
Have a bad day day?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Why they tell us here we are trying to start
your day with a little comedy in entertainment. Now we
find out we're not supposed to try and start you
off with a good day.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
They must have heard about the Cowboys big Lack.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Oh yeah, that's we're all having a bad day to
even though I didn't even watch all of the first Oh,
I had to turn the TV off. It is Play
Monopoly Day, Oh my god. The game was first patented
in November of nineteen thirty five by Parker Brothers. Some
people get so involved in playing a game that it
can last days, yes, days, days Like Chess. I'm good
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for about an hour before I give everybody on my
money and say, hey, man, I quit.
Speaker 15 (05:24):
I just always loved it because my brother, when he
started losing, he would just throw up the board.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
It is International Men's Day. Oh well, let's hear it
for those of us with testicles.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
The reasons to celebrate this day includes to celebrate the
positive roles of US guys, to focus on the health
of men and boys, to highlight the discrimination of the
male species, and to promote gender relations around the world.
If there's a man in your life, give him a
break today, William.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, Jay, thank you.
Speaker 17 (05:56):
We work hard.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
It is also a World Toilet Day. Oh my, But
isn't everyday World toilet Day if you eat regular?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, and I'm grateful for the toilet. Ever had to
use an outhouse? Yah uh huh.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
They're even worse than those ordageons.
Speaker 15 (06:14):
And in Thailand they don't have toilets. They just have
a hole in the grassy.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
You gotta get what you gotta get, get your squad on.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
In Thailand it is National blow Bagpipes Day. Bagpipes do
blow something we learn every Saint Patrick's Day. However, they
do surround really good in the ac DC song, it's
a long way to the top of Yes, National Camp Day.
Did you ever go to summer camp when you were younger?
Speaker 15 (06:40):
Yeah, not go to summer camp, but I did go
to a girl scout camp.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Oh first first Baptist church in Corsican. I used to
send us to Latham Springs Baptist encampment, which makes it
sound like is a place for prisoners of war.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, encampment.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
No wearing shorts, no swearing of any kind. Definitely no
sneaking over to the girl's side of the ground.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
When what did you do? I snook over the girls.
Speaker 16 (07:08):
I went to a Uniset summer camp. Is YMC, a
summer camp in Tucson, Arizona, up in the mountains.
Speaker 17 (07:14):
It was great.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
And it's also National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I like that. You know what that means.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
You're gonna have to identify a soft drink commercial to
win Jim Gaffigan tickets.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
At seven fifty.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
Okay, I like doing these commercials, all right, so let's
do our morning stress.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Sorry Cowboys fans, Yeah, neither loss.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
That reminds me we got sports of all sorts coming out,
whether we want it or not.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then we got the freaking full file. So everybody morning
when here go.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Dallas Horse Classic Rock Alan start ninety two to five.
It's the Cowboys that are wrecking a lot of man
What a way to lead into sports.
Speaker 15 (08:00):
Rog you mind the Will Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Okay, watching the Dallas Cowboys play out the season is
like watching a.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Body bleed out. So sad.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
But Houston Texans beat the Cowboys thirty four to ten
on Monday Night football, and the season fell with things
gone wrong with the Cowboys. A piece of metal fell
from the stadium's retractable roof as it was opening a
few hours before the game. Most likely it was something
that got torn loose because of that storm we had, Yes,
d Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
My friend Steve Eberhart said it's because God didn't want
them to open up the detractable roofs so he wouldn't
have to watch the Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Didn't even want to watch them anymore. First, there was
no delay and no injuries were reported, just another mishap
to foreshadow a fifth consecutive defeat for a team that
should have been winning this season. Here is coach Mike
McCarthy on, gee, what happened to the running game last night?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Just get it going?
Speaker 9 (08:55):
Frankly, you know, the run game, and that was was
a primary focus into this. I would have liked to
been a lot more balanced run the pass. I don't
want to throw the ball forty times and and then
you know, I think just with the Injurwes up front,
you know their pass for us got going there.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Oh yeah yeah, and we got some sacks, I'm telling you.
Cowboys trailed by ten early in the fourth quarter when
Derek Barnett knocked the ball out of Cooper Rush's hands
as he was throwing.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Dallas.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Rookie left tackle Tyler Geiton caught it and was trying
to run. When Jalen Pittree of the Texans knocked the
ball loose again, Barnett scooped it up and scored. Earlier
the Cowboys appeared to have pulled one in a touchdown
on a sixty four yard field goal from Brandon Aubrey,
but the same guy, Barnett was penalized for slapping Terrence
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Steele on the helmet. You can't do that here in
the rush. Dallas erased those points because we wolves was
marked down there and get a touchdown wrong. Russia's fourth
down pass from the Houston eight yard line was incomplete
par for the cour for this season. Next up for
Jerry's kids is a trip to Washington to play the
writ I mean the Commanders on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
The red hot Commanders is what you wanted to see? Yeah,
that's yeah? Oh god, I hate I know.
Speaker 15 (10:15):
Unlike the Cowboys bow, the Dallas Mavericks are trending in
the right direction after they followed a four game losing
streak by silencing their critics with a pair of huge
wins on back to back nights over the weekend. After
beating the San Antonio Spurs at home last Saturday and
following that up with a major win in Oklahoma City
on Sunday, the MAVs were able to square up their
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win loss record at seven and seven. Ain't nothing wrong?
With being five hundred at this stage of the season.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Folks'll know not to mention.
Speaker 15 (10:42):
That the MAVs were playing without their best player, point
guard Luca Doncik, who sat out while nursing a right
knee contusion. The game tonight against the New Orleans Pelicans
will tip off at seven point thirty at the American
Airline Center, and it's cup night and collectible pin night.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So you'll get some thing for just showing up to
the MAVs game. Good sound good?
Speaker 17 (11:03):
Not the same kind of luck for our Dallas Stars.
Speaker 16 (11:05):
Last night at the Double AC the Anahem Ducks held
on and beat him Forward to two as Lindell and
Matt de Shane scored for the Stars. They snapped three
game winning streak and lost at home for the first
time in eight games this season. After Lindell and de
Shane pulled Dallas within one goal midway through the third,
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a backhander with five twenty eight left restored Anaheim's two
goal lead. That's the way the game ended and the
puck bounced the day and after playing a detailed game
against a heated rival on Saturday in Minnesota and picking
up a very valuable win, Stars players and coaches Warren
that home contest against the Anaheim Ducks could be a
trap game. After all, the Ducks are rebuilding. They sit
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at twenty six in the NHL standings. It was a
trap game and Dallas lost on their home ice. That's
a bummer. They play again tomorrow night at Double ac
Up against the San Jose Sharks.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Right, I'm the only wrestling fan in here? No? Oh really?
Speaker 17 (12:03):
Well.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Tickets will soon go on sale for all Elite Wrestlings
all in Texas at Globely Field. The July twelfth show
will be the first pro wrestling event to be held
at the Rangers Stadium. However, while this will be the
first wrestling show to be held at this stadium, it's
not the first wrestling show to take place on an
Arlington baseball field. The first show actually took place July eighteenth,
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nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
At Turnpike Stadium. That's what it was calling.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
This stadium, named after the Dallas what Worth Turnpike was
located next to would later become as Arlington Stadium. It
was the original home of the Texas Rangers, but this
was a few years before the Rangers even became a team.
At that time, It was the home of minor league
baseball team the Dallas Fort Worth Spurs, if anybody remembers that.
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Initially built only to house ten thousand people, the stadium
managed to draw a pack crowd of twelve thousand to
see legendary a North Texas wrestler and promoter Fritzvah and
Eric challenge NWA champion Gene Konitski for his title in
a best two out of three falls match. According to
her report from the Fort Worth Star Telegram at the time,
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each man won a single fall before a doctor examined
both of them and said, oh, they're neither one able
to continue, and in case this, the champion would retain
their title.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
So I wasn't supposed to lose the title that yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
The drew the ire of the crowds, as the newspaper
wrote that referee Marvin Jones was given a police escort
to the dressing room after the match because people wanted
to kill him. Tickets to the event were less than
five dollars. The ringside seat was cost at the most
four dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
The good old day, yeah, the good old yeah.
Speaker 15 (13:48):
So you thought you were a wrestling fan, bo, but
a British YouTube star and professional wrestling super fan showed
off his knowledge by breaking the Guinness World Record for
the most WWE wrestlers identified by their entrance music in
one minute. Newcastle resident Ross Tweedwell, who reviews wrestling shows
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for YouTube channel Culta Hollick, told Guinness World Records it
was a dream come true to put his expertise to
the test and identify twenty wrestlers by their entrance music
in one minute, beating the previous record by two minutes.
He said the record is a source of immense personal
pride for him.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
They must be a fan. Yeah. I couldn't tell you
any of the he controlled music walk about for the Bushwhackers, Yet.
Speaker 17 (14:36):
There there you go.
Speaker 16 (14:37):
I'm trying to think of at least the Rocks one,
and I'm just drawing a damn blank well. Friday Nights
Fight Night turned out pretty limbschlong of a Friday Night
fight night. Sixty million households around the globe tuned into
the much touted boxing match between retired boxing legend Mike
Tyson and YouTuber is and Anna just talked about another
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YouTube star there on in the wrestling world. Social media
star Jake Paul went in there and boxed it up
the Netflix. Well they tried, and the Friday night fight,
pitting the twenty seven year old Paul against someone more
than twice his age, finished with no KOs and a
loss by a unanimous decision for the fifty eight year
old Tyson after they kind of lightly danced around the ring.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Yeah, I got to say they were just sparring. They
weren't going to try and hurt each other.
Speaker 17 (15:23):
People looking at each other.
Speaker 16 (15:24):
That goes we spent this much and we waited this long,
this many fight cards on one night to see this
instead of.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Cap and Pale. It was poof.
Speaker 17 (15:32):
Yes, it was very little Batman and Robin.
Speaker 16 (15:35):
With this fight marred by reports of troubles with the
video quality and interruptions during the undercard matches, the issues
monitored by the website downdetector dot com had fallen by
the main event, which was beginning about eleven pm. It
was at at and T Stadium at Arlington. Of course,
the match reportedly garnered about forty million for Paul, but
for whatever reason, only half that for Tyson. I don't
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get that twenty mil for Tyson for Paul.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Okay, whatever, Well, because Jake Paul won Yeah, and the
winner gets twice as much with the loose. Oh okay,
I thought the paycheck was no matter what happened. Hey,
at least Tyson got twenty million out of fought.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Tyson for that and he stuck around for eight rounds,
Yes he did. It is fifty eight hello.
Speaker 17 (16:17):
And that's no small potatoes right there.
Speaker 16 (16:19):
The subscription streaming service also said fifty million households watched
Katie Taylor defeat Amanda Serrano. I think that's why Charlie's
then was in the audience Friday night.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That was a that was a better fight. Yeah, it
was way better fight, wasn't It's like the bleeding eyes, Yeah,
the bleeding eye. Her eyelid was cut over.
Speaker 17 (16:38):
She's a good fighter.
Speaker 16 (16:39):
But Katie and Amanda fought right before the big one,
and it marked the most watched professional women's sporting event
in US history.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
How about dead Well? Are you ready? Because I got
another one of.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
These today who's not playing the American way, who's not keeping.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Hey bows?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Well, that would be former NFL and Dallas Cowboy player.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Adam pac Man Jones.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Remember him, Yeah, he was arrested at a hotel in
Arlington after a fight broke out and he punched an officer.
This happened right after the Tyson Paul fight at Jerryworld.
An Arlington Police officer was working an off duty shift
at the Live by Lowe's hotel when they were notified
by security about a fight in the bar area early
Saturday morning, just after one am. They were still partying
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at Tyson fight. The officer arrived at the bar to
see these guys involved in the fight and had them
separated among the individuals Adam Pacman Jones, former NFL and
Dallas Cowboys player. Jones continued to yell at the others
involved in the fight, and the officers stepped between them,
telling him that if he tried to fight, he would
be arrested. Later, after the dust settled from that fight,
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another fight broke out in the bar area, and pac
Man was once.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Again involved in that one.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
While the Arlington PD office, her and hotel security worked
to separate these guys, Jones purposely hit the female officer
on the arm. The officer informed Jones that she was
placing him under arrest and called for backup. While the
officer attempted to place him in handcuffs, Jones got free
and just started.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Walking away like nothing.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
When the other officers arrived, Jones was taken into custody
and booked into the Arlington City Jail on one count
of assault on a police officer, one count of public intoxication,
and one count of evading and one count of resisting arrest. Goodness,
nothing's changed with that guy. Apparently he's still the same
old pac Man Joels and pac Man fever.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's it walker waka Wagga, a freaking pull file.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Next, what we got, yeah, a failure to communicate. You
don't mind if I quote Struther Martin sometimes.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Coming up?
Speaker 7 (18:57):
We got something from the toy box that you guys
always four every year. It's coming. But now it's time
for the freaking fool file. Here is a bizarre one
that's going to make you say, oh, now we got
AI trying to get us. Now we got this viral
footage captured by close circuit TV cameras at a robotics company.
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This showroom shows two large robots with actually other robots
following them. It shows a small robot making its way
into the showroom at night and slowly rolling over to
a bunch of larger robots before engaging in dialogue with them.
They were talking to each other like they're creating an army.
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After asking them if they were working overtime, the little
robot manages to somehow persuade the two other robots to
come home with it, and then the remaining robots followed them.
In the beginning, the video was deemed staged and amusing
by most viewers, but then the Shanghai Robotics company came
out and admitted that its robots had indeed been kidnapped
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by a robot created by another manufacturer. Damn, As two
of the large robots start following the small one, it
starts uttering the command goll home, and the other ten
robots in the venue start following it as well. The
company behind the robotic kidnapper later revealed that the whole
scene was intended as a test. However, revelation that the
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AI robot managed to pull off this kind of operation
I in the controlled environment was described as terrifying by
many on Chinese social media.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Pretty scary man, robots man, they're going to take over too.
Speaker 17 (20:37):
Where's that going to land us ten years from now?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
I don't know, Probably in a warehouse somewhere.
Speaker 15 (20:42):
Remember Planet of the Apes ye yeah, yeah, the robots
are going.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
To be in charge.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Oh okay, but the apes will build the robots. Yeah,
that's the ticket, that's it.
Speaker 15 (20:52):
Okay, let's talk about some stupid criminals, shall we. A
drug dealing duo into England were busted after leaving a
hefty amount of cat I mean in a bag on
a train and then they reported the bag missing to
staff members who were already in contact with police when
they discovered what was inside that bag. After thirty year
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old Jordan McCourt Knight and twenty eight year old Harley
Hall reported the missing bag the bag of drugs which
had a street value between twenty five thousand and fifty
thousand dollars. Now, the thing is that if these geniuses
had just chalked it up as a loss and not
contacted the train station, they would be free right now.
But they thought the loss of money was more important,
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so they called asking if anyone had reported a missing bag.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
A bag of drugs.
Speaker 15 (21:40):
Yeah, they were hoping they hadn't opened the bag. Police
search for the bags owners soon discovered they were part
of a major drug trafficking ring in England. Following an investigation,
police arrested the two men last week. They later found
out that both of them were central figures of a
major organized crime ring that imported drugs from Porchard. So
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if they had just said, Okay, it's a loss, you know,
don't report it, we can go away.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
No, let's let's report it and get busted. Yeah, that's
exactly what happened. Not though smart, you know, not though smart.
Speaker 16 (22:13):
Well, have you guys ever hopped like a red eye
flight and you get to the other airport and land
and it's just kind of a dead scene. Is anybody
working at this airport? It's even worse in rental car
booths sometimes too. So a whole bunch of people recently
landed at the airport in Denver, Colorado, went to their
rental car counter to pick up their car.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Nobody's there, Oh.
Speaker 16 (22:36):
Time, it doesn't, say, let me see if I got
something further down here.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
I think it was close to midnight. Oh wow, they
checked out and gone home.
Speaker 16 (22:45):
Yeah, so a whole bunch of folks showed up. It
was a hurt counter at the airport in Denver. And
there's always the option to just simply grab one of
the cars that has keys in it, right, So not
one person did this.
Speaker 17 (22:59):
About twenty people did this.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
That's fat.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
They were just going through the parking lotch Now, oh,
that one's got keys in it.
Speaker 16 (23:06):
They landed, they went to the Hertz counter. There's nobody
helping them at the Hurtz counter, so they took matters
into their own hands. One of the people was the
mayor of Denver, Colorado.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Oh that's not looking good for Denver, Colorado.
Speaker 16 (23:19):
Yeah, he took the keys, and a hop bunch of
other people did too. Nobody around actually assigned and sign
away reserve cars, so people took matters into their own hands,
including Mayor Johnston in Denver. He grabbed a car and
later he told CBS, I thought that car was for me.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah, or it.
Speaker 17 (23:35):
Turned out it wasn't.
Speaker 16 (23:35):
It was assigned to somebody else, and he returned it
and exchanged it for the correct rental.
Speaker 17 (23:39):
Very nice.
Speaker 16 (23:40):
At least one customer called the airport for assistance, but
only because she couldn't find a car that had keys
in it, so she had to go back to making
a phone call and press one for this and two
for that. The situation was apparently resolved when the airport
reached out to Hertz to remind them of their obligations
to travelers and to keep their count staff y.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Better have somebody to counter this is going to happen again.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, I wonder if that employee that checked out early
has been fired. I don't know where. Yeah, in fear
of being fired.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Okay, here you go a Florida man, So you know,
no doubt of Florida is gonna be good. This guy's
been sentenced for jiggling his genitals at the entrance to
a hospital while patients and nurses were walking in. Fifty
two year old Darren Malynsky pleaded no contest in Sumner
(24:34):
County Court to a charge of exposure of sexual organs.
He was sentenced to nineteen days in jail, with credit
for the nineteen days already served, placed on probation for
eleven months in order to perform twenty hours of community service.
He had been discharged from the hospital that day, but
was still wearing his gown when he was standing at
(24:54):
the entrance about six thirty in the morning back on
January twenty seven, when he rep repeatedly lifted his gown,
showing off his twig and berries to everyone walking in
and asking everybody to quote, check my ball. Oh, Some
of the witnesses interviewed by Deputy said Malinsky, who stands
five feet seven and weighs two hundred and thirty PMN,
(25:18):
so he's a big roly polly Boy said he was
jiggling his genitals he lifted his gown. When asked why
he was doing it, he said he was just glad
to get out of the hospital and wanted to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
That's how you celebrate.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Yeah, I'm going to celebrate getting out of the hospital
by going to jail.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Hey, coming out next hour. We have your chance to
win tickets to see comedian Jim Gaff again, not as junk,
just him. He's coming to Fort worst Will Rogers Auditorium. Man,
we have your tickets to his show Saturday, February first,
And since it's a toy Box Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
You know bo is gonna have some fun way for
you to win. So just keep listening. We'll give those
away around seven to fifteen right here on the Bow and.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Them show Dallas Forest Classic Rock Alone Star ninety two
to five. Ann Wilson once said that's the least favorite
song she likes to sing. That's why they usually open
with it to get it out of the wab.
Speaker 17 (26:13):
It's a workout for a singer to do that. That's
a lot.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, but it's because it's about a bad relationship.
Speaker 17 (26:22):
I want to stir that mess up.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
By the way, tomorrow is ask U stuff today. If
you have a question you would like us to look
up for you, call the Aska Stuff Hotline two one
four eight six six eighty six hundred. Now, usually we
don't delve into the Christmas toy box until after the
Thanksgiving holiday, but since our sister station down there is
playing everything that ever had the word Christmas in it,
(26:46):
I thought we'd pull something out of our Christmas toy box.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Let's do it.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
This is pretty self explanatory here, But now has something
that I would like to discuss with you. Sure, you
know how uppity people just think they know what's best
for everyone, And certain words have to be bleeped out
of certain songs because if your ears hear it, ooh,
the world will spin off its axis. So here's what
(27:15):
we did. We took some very innocent Christmas songs and
bleeped out words in them so they sound dirty. They're
completely innocuous, nothing wrong at all.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Take for instance, little Brenda Lee. All right, now, tell me.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
This doesn't sound dirty, all right when we put bleeps
in it.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Okay, here you go, Christmas.
Speaker 18 (27:39):
Tree dismasting everything.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
To do something.
Speaker 18 (27:48):
Things you guess sooner me see who does she think
she is?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, I'm talking to us like that. Man.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
Alright, here's another one. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Well you know where this is going.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So Mommy an money the mistleto last now, oh wait, wait,
gets worse.
Speaker 19 (28:30):
You know that I was?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, alright, alright, alright, Ryan.
Speaker 17 (28:44):
I've heard his before, but it's still it's still funny.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
And finally, Frosty the Snowman. Frosty the Snowman sound dirty?
Speaker 13 (28:55):
Here you go, he's a snowman, was a jolly so
with a carrn cop band, a button nose, an twers
made out. There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat. They when they placed it, honest, they
(29:17):
began to dance around the pain of the snowman with
a broomstick in his running here and there all around
the square, saying me, if you came, see what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
It sounds dirty, but it's not. You got a dirty by.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
And then there's some songs that well, there's no question
maget of it.
Speaker 20 (29:47):
On Christmas night and what I saw nearlyas got me
for Lot said mort was going down. I could see
everybody couldn't while he was banging my mumba. No Christmas
root saddest lordless cold to town.
Speaker 14 (30:09):
Have you been a good girl?
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Santa Claus said, Mama down on her knees, just not
any sad course is going down. I promise something special,
That's what I heard inside. If you're a mad purpercenta
to not, I'll be good.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
To you Christmas Day.
Speaker 20 (30:31):
He might be old, and he might be back, but
Mum should not back an apolo like that. Just sada
lordless going to town. Mom brung him a bit, then
he stopped.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
For a while.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Then he spun her around.
Speaker 20 (30:47):
And done the puppy dog style.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Sad of lords to town.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Then I heard.
Speaker 20 (30:56):
Him say your pearl necklaces coming.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
I thought to myself, you're you're.
Speaker 20 (31:00):
A lucky girl.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Mom sad of Forrdland's gowan to town.
Speaker 20 (31:06):
God white to say on Christmas Day?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
What's sad up brings forth?
Speaker 20 (31:12):
Has I heard him promise her or anything at all?
Speaker 14 (31:15):
You dyked.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Know what that's gonna happen?
Speaker 14 (31:21):
To say?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
When he said he's Mom's presence on Christmas Day.
Speaker 21 (31:25):
Sadder lordless common sadder forrdon Mom and oh I saw Mommy.
It's a sadder flrdless cowand to town.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Good morning Dallas Hoor's classic rock lone Star ninety two
to five. Sammy as in hagark In Sammy and his
band coming here in February.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Yeah, Lucas Oil live at chalk Taw Casino and Resort
at the wind Start at the wind Star.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
It'sday February twenty first, so it is Friday.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
So it's not going to be Sammy Hagar in the Circle.
Sammy says, the circle is pretty much over, I think.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
So I think it's this, you know, Sammy Hagar and Friends,
which is like say, going deep into the Sammy Hagar
Montros catalog. So that's to me, my fun band and
my less ticket priced you know, smaller venues party Kaba wabo,
you know, a theater here and there, a benefit and
the best of all worlds band.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We get serious. We build a huge production.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
It's a multimillion dollar show, and so we save that
for what it is, and that's heavy on van Halen
and that's the best show.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
On Earth right now.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
I think, you know, I think Sammy is really talented,
but there's nobody that ever really says anything bad about him,
or at least nobody that was ever in a band
with him ever say.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Except for Alex Van.
Speaker 12 (32:52):
I know.
Speaker 17 (32:54):
I'm the late A Van Halen tough to say.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Yeah, hey, we got a request from the toy box. Yeah,
you know what you want?
Speaker 11 (33:00):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
How about the one I can't run the comedian's name,
but the guy who's got arrested in the Carolina Panthers game.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Oh, you're talking about our friend John Reep, who has
arrested at the Carolina Panthers game for doing the worm
on the field.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
And it was because of Sir perr Ha ha, that's
go on.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
Okay, Well, I just happened to have that handy. We
usually play this when the Cowboys play the Carolina Panthers,
but I don't think we're playing them this year. I'm
not sure. I haven't seen the schedule. I quit looking
at Cowboys skin.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
I think we play him in December.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Bow Either way, this is a funny story from our
friend John Reap.
Speaker 22 (33:39):
I got kicked out of a Carolina Panthers game for
dancing with a mascot.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I went in there.
Speaker 22 (33:45):
This is like, this is like ten twenty, I don't know,
a thousand years ago. Yeah, they when the Panthers first
came into the NFL, they had their home games in Clemson,
South Carolina, before they got their own stadiums. Anyway, Clemson,
behind the gold post, there's this big grasshel So I'm
tailgating a bunch of my friends.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Exactly.
Speaker 22 (34:05):
It was pepper vodka. That's hardcore all morning.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
That's a dry heave waiting to happen.
Speaker 22 (34:12):
So that was the only thing we had.
Speaker 17 (34:14):
Some guy found it.
Speaker 22 (34:15):
But we drank a bunch of pepper vodka and we
went in there. And every time out they'd play music
and I'd get up in my seat and dance like
an idiot to make my friends laugh.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Now that kept getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 22 (34:25):
So like the next time out, I'd get up and
dance again, and then my friends are laughing. Now the
whole road is leaning over. Next time out, the whole
section's turning around looking at me.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
You're getting more popular this right. You can hear old
ladies going, what's he doing? I can't see?
Speaker 22 (34:38):
And so it's getting bigger and bigger, and now by
by the halftime, my buddy Marty, He's like, dude, you
gotta get on that hill behind a gold post.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
So the whole stadium and see, let's go.
Speaker 22 (34:47):
So get down there, and third quarter starts and sure enough,
this guy gets hurt and they're playing music ten minutes straight.
They got stretcher out there and they're just playing music
and I'm going off like it's that pepper vodka.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, kicking in big time, and I do a dance.
Speaker 22 (35:02):
Move and point to one side of the stadium and
they go, and then I'd cut them off and do
the whol coking hand behind the ear on the other side.
Speaker 17 (35:10):
Like it was I had them all.
Speaker 22 (35:12):
Everyone was into this, right, and so like the mascot
comes over, Sir Perr.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
That's the Panthers mascot, sir. And we thought Rowdy was bad.
Speaker 17 (35:23):
Apparently big gay Cat was taken.
Speaker 22 (35:26):
So Sir Parr comes over and it's like, come out
here and dance on the field with me. And before
I could say yes, sir, no, my friends were throwing
me over the fence.
Speaker 17 (35:33):
Get out there and make us proud.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
And I'm like, they run out to the five yard line, you.
Speaker 22 (35:38):
Know, sir, purs's happened and walking around me and I
started dancing. I started doing the worm on the five
yard line, and all of a sudden, these cheers turned
to booze.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I'm like, maybe they don't like the worm, but they're
not booing me.
Speaker 22 (35:50):
They're booing the cops who're running out into the field
to arrest Mell because they.
Speaker 17 (35:55):
Didn't see sir per invite me.
Speaker 22 (35:56):
They just saw some drunk idiot, which I but I
was invited.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He was an invited drunk yet.
Speaker 22 (36:03):
So and these cops, man, they time get perfect. I'm
doing the worm right and my butt is at the
peak of the worm and they walk right.
Speaker 17 (36:11):
Up behind me.
Speaker 22 (36:12):
I never saw him, and they wedgy me by the
back of my pants off the ground. Oh like they
just wait a minute, we got him. And I'm like, oh,
I'm on my tippytooes going person. It was cool, and
like you gotta go, and they kicked me out of game.
And this part is on my website. You can actually
see this clip because I was actually ended up.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
On George Michael's sports machine.
Speaker 22 (36:33):
And they're kicking me out of the field and these
fans are throwing beers at the.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Costco let him go.
Speaker 22 (36:40):
Give him in the finger and everything, and they get
kicked me out. And then like they get all this
information from me. Now fast forward, like a couple of weeks.
I get all this free stuff in the mail from
the Panthers organization, like a sipper bottle and coffee buds,
che chain, a bumper sticker, and a letter that they
made Surper, right, and this is it's gonna sound like
(37:01):
a bit, but it's honest to God true. They made
him write this letter of apology to me, sign sir
Per with a pole print. I have it framed at home.
It is the best thing I have at home.
Speaker 7 (37:15):
And the rest is comedic history. Dallas Horse Classic Rock,
Good lone Star ninety two five. All Right, tomorrow's Ask
This Stuff Day. We need some good questions, So call
the ask us Stuff outline two and four eight six
six eighty six hundred. Play your question on the air,
(37:38):
we'll answer it, and then we'll play choose your News
for those Jim Gaffigan tickets we're about to give away
this morning in a few minutes. Now, one of those
people that really likes to come in on the show
when they're in town is former Saturday Night Live alumni.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Kevin Neelan.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
Oh yeah, Kevin Neelan turns seventy one over the weekend,
and when he's in town, he you know, schedule permitting.
He always likes to come in on the show. Well,
here's a clip of Kevin Niland on the show a
few years ago and he talks about Hans and Franz,
those characters. Him and Dana Carvey do that. And he
(38:20):
also talks about the time he was on the Dating Game.
He was on the Dating Yes, listen and learn what
was your favorite character that you did, because I Hans
and Franz has got a rank right up.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Well, Hans and Franz again with me and Dana Carvey
was fun and we probably laughed more writing those characters
than anybody else because you know, we saw those guys.
Here's how we came up with those characters. We were
in Iowa, de More in Iowa doing a tour, and
I was in a I was in a Red Lion
hotel and I was watching Showtime and Arnold Schwartzer and
Ig was on and they were asking him. It was
an up close and personal thing. They said, don't know
(38:52):
what we did when he come into town. So well,
you know, I like this, slip into the nice light
cotton shot and then I go out on the town
and then I come back to the hotel and I
slip into the nice light cotton sheets, you know.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
And I called Dan.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
I said, Danny gonna watch.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
It was really funny.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
And for the rest of the tour we did that accent,
you know. And and listen to me and believe me later, Yeah,
I mean now, and talk about it later. If you
took me a bet off you cause the Flabba Lanche,
my friend, you apathetic Gulli.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Man and Hans and Franz were born.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yeah, and Hans and Frans were born, and and and
then the next year we started doing it. And then
Arnold wanted to come on the following year, and we
looked at each other and said, really, does he really
want does he know what we're making fun of him?
Does he want to kick our ass? Get Well, that's
what we figured. We figured, that's probably why I want
to come on to kill us, you know. So that
day came and he showed up, and they came and
got us on the set and they said, Arnold this
year in this dressing room wants to see you guys,
(39:41):
and we started freaking out. We're like two kids going
to the principal's office. We're blaming each other. You know,
you came up with the night, did you do?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
You do the girl? Man? I did not do the girl.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
So we get to the dressing room and Maria Shriver,
his wife, is standing by the door when she's kind
of looking at Hi skeptically, you know, kind of following
us with our eyes all the way into the dressing room.
And we get into the dressing room and it's full
of gar smoke, and Arnold. Through the smoke, we see
him kind of sitting on this little chair. It was
like a regular sized chair, but he made it look little,
you know, And he's sitting on it and he's got
the script that we wrote, one hand on the cigar
(40:11):
and the other and he looks up through the smoke
to us and he says, hello, fellas, Now, how am
I supposed to do? The accident? Right then we knew
he had a good sense of humor. And to this day,
I don't think he knows my real name. I ford
of got Every time you sees me, goes hello, cousin, Franz,
how are you?
Speaker 17 (40:27):
I say hello to him? And how are you? I
give a right back to my outcare. I don't know.
Speaker 23 (40:30):
Hello good Outside of Saturday Night Live? What was the
first TV show that you were on? The first TV
show I was on was the Dating Game? You were
on the Dating Game? It was Bachelor number three. Jim
Lang was the host.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Did you at the end of the show do the
blow the care?
Speaker 17 (40:48):
Yep, we had to do that.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
And I was on there because I was trying to
get my after card and so I got selected for
that and they taped to a day and I was
and the first one.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
They taped the guy on.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
A trip to Tahiti for three or four days, and
then then on my show came on and I was
back to number three?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Did you win? And I did win?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (41:05):
And I'm thinking, oh, let's see, I got suntown lotion
for you know, for some tropical island. I won a
knight on the town, you know, out to a restaurant
in a town where you live where I live, and
go see a play all Boy, and you know what.
They This was near the end of the run on
that show, and they couldn't find the girl. They were
so backlogged. About a year and a half later, they
(41:27):
called me and said, hey, we can't find the girl.
Just send you on a date. You just take whoever
you want, so.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
As long as it all plays for it.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
I was breaking up with this girl that I really liked,
or she was breaking up with me, and I thought,
this will really impress her, you know, limo, you know,
all over town and the guy shows up. It's not
even a little what's a town car? And some like
seventeen year old was driving it was had didn't even
fit him. It fell over his eyes. And we pick
her up and we get to the ret that we
went to see the play that mirrored our relationship, and
(41:54):
it was sad, and we went out to the restaurant
and they were closing the chairs on the table. They
could only of us like you know, cold foods, leftovers. Yeah,
and we were supposed to go see the sunset. We
missed that, you know. And then I actually got we
got an argument halfway home, and we dropped her off
and I went out drinking with the driver.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
That's a great store. Yeah, and now the driver and
I are happily married. Loan Sign.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Dallas, What worst classic rock?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Lone Star ninety two? Yes, I've heard that before. On
more than one occasion. No you have. Are you talking
about the summer of nineteen sixty nine again? No, that
was a good one.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Oh okay, that was my first sixty nine, so we
know that was a good summer.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
It is a national carbonated Beverage with caffeine day. So
in order to win these tickets to see Jim Gaffigan,
who did a great tim watsh.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Oh when they were spind the.
Speaker 7 (42:55):
Campaign stuff, he is coming to town at Will Roger
Auditorium Saturday, February first. And uh, I told you you're
gonna have to identify a soft drink commercial.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Okay, with caffeine.
Speaker 7 (43:11):
With caffeine, I need that little extra push whatever I
can get it. So call me a two one four
or eight one seven seven eight seven one nine two
five tell me this soft drink.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I'm so proud of my grandson. He just did a
raging one hundred foot vertical. Oh that's nothing. My Danielle
caught some wicked air. That's focus. My billy ripped a
white water freefall. You must be very proud.
Speaker 24 (43:43):
You know that son of mine is really something. He's
doing field research on high altitude geological rock formations.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Education is priceless.
Speaker 12 (44:08):
I got that bare foot feeling, one little dage.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Maybe the shoes.
Speaker 12 (44:16):
Makes me giggle, makes me wiggle, make me want to
pick out the wiggle, rather be barefoot than any other way.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
I'm come on, let's go get off your ass.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
Oh you guys got it all right, that's it, that's it.
Let me play it one more time for you all.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm so proud of my grandson. He just did a
raging one hundred foot vertical. Oh that's nothing.
Speaker 17 (44:44):
My Danielle caught some wicked air.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
That's bogus. Smile. Billy ripped a white water free phone.
Speaker 17 (44:51):
You must be very proud.
Speaker 24 (44:55):
You know that son of mine is really something. He's
doing field research on high altitude geological rock formations.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Education is priceless, shot.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Shot.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I got that bare foot feeling, one little dace.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Maybe kick off both of my shoes.
Speaker 12 (45:28):
Makes me giggle, makes me wiggle, make me want big out,
but then wiggle, rather be bare put it any other way.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I'm come on, let's go get off your ass.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Okay. Now was it the jingle that gave it? Was
the jingle?
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah for me?
Speaker 17 (45:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Lank at first.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
Two and four are eight one, seven, seven eighty seven.
I'm probably gonna get nailed on the first call.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Maybe this has a lot of cat been in it here?
Speaker 17 (45:58):
It does that show?
Speaker 7 (45:59):
Tell me what soft drink commercial that was?
Speaker 3 (46:03):
That is Mountain.
Speaker 7 (46:07):
Remember I told you remember the where they used to go. Yeah,
it'll tickle your inners. And since it's uh National Carbonated
Beverage Day with caffeine, that has more caffeine than any
other softcoret I believe it.
Speaker 17 (46:22):
Yeah, I still love the Red One.
Speaker 16 (46:25):
I'm way too old for drinks like this now, but
that Red One is that's a soft point with you.
Speaker 17 (46:29):
It's a weak point.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Yet truck drivers used to drink a lot of Mountain dud.
All right, we're ignoring our winner here. Yes, who is this.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Rich?
Speaker 21 (46:39):
Hang on?
Speaker 7 (46:40):
Well, you're rich if you are Ones and Jim Gaffigan tickets.
Hold on, We've got to get some information from you.
All right, there's rich everybody coming up next on a
toy box Tuesday. Something from the Thanksgiving toy that's coming
up on the Ball of Them show.
Speaker 15 (46:56):
And the holiday season is quickly approaching, and we're team
up with our friend Fox Spores, Mike Deosey and the
Marine Corps Reserve to help bring hope and happiness to
children with the gift of a new toy this holiday
season during the Toys for Tots donation drive. Find out
more at boxmournews dot com, slash Toys for.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Tots and coming up after Thanksgiving, We're gonna.
Speaker 15 (47:17):
Be out with Deuce collecting toys Toys for Tots with
Box Fours, Mike Doosey and the Bow and Them show
on lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
To five Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Let me remind you once again, Tomorrow is ask Us
Stuff Day. So have you got a question? CALLI ask
Us Stuff Hotline two one four eight six six eighty
six hundred. Now it being Toy Box Tuesday. I promised
you something from the Thanksgiving archives for.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
You because Thanksgiving is a week from Thursday. Yes, we're
hungry now, Yeah, that's just nine days away. Yeah, I'm
so ready for thanks to this one.
Speaker 7 (47:54):
Speaking of food, it's time to start out with cooking
Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
It's Morgan Free. I'm making a pie.
Speaker 25 (48:05):
So far, I've combined my awe natural ingredients into Morgan's
custod I want to make sure it's combined properly. So
let me just give this a couple more strokes. Oh yeah,
that's getting now, it's stroking and makes it flow before
it's ready. Ready to spread my custard in that pie. Boh,
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that's good. That cooks until it's ready. Next, i'll show
you how Morgan Freeman likes the stuff is bird when
I cook my turkey.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I like my bird.
Speaker 25 (48:43):
Hot and moist, so I baste it every ten minutes.
My baster is eleven inches long, has a bub back
the end that makes it easy to grip. I dip
the tip in the turkey juices and I can feel
the tube filled with long juice. And then I hold
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it over the breast and I squeeze. Can I watch
those juices splash all over that big bird's breast, just
trickling down the sides my mind? And then it's time
to go check on my pie.
Speaker 12 (49:23):
I like that.
Speaker 17 (49:25):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
This station presents real American heroes.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Beal mamriking.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Today we salute you, mister elderly Turkey covers turkey, cover
your nose, spring chicken. Grandpa. You've lost control of your
memory and your bladder, but not the most dangerous item
in the kitchen, theep electric night.
Speaker 12 (49:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Everybody say lesser man would have relinquished the has to
get the onset of blindness. But you, sir, look past
those cataracts and see your holiday duty.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
That's not the turkey stuff.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
And when you drool on the bird, it's almost like pasting,
which is so the next time you were cowering under
the table, hoping beyond hope that the lovable old coop
doesn't saw right through it, raise a mangled drumstick in
salute to mister elderly Turkey Carver, a real American heroes.
Speaker 17 (50:33):
Generly turkey car.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
You're shaking so much, there's no reason to plug it in.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
I'm stuffing the turkey stuff in the turkey.
Speaker 6 (50:42):
I was the biggest turkey that had at Wilson Farms,
twenty six pounds.
Speaker 17 (50:46):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
Double wait, it's the primary Sun.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Where's the funky par quick and set your turkey free?
The Sun Street as.
Speaker 19 (51:02):
It's supposed to be, the big Dale where the turkey
jump to the ring of fire.
Speaker 15 (51:18):
I went down to say, yeah, turkey trick, Yeah, that
turkey suck.
Speaker 20 (51:22):
What do you mean you cooked the turk bying a
Thanksgiving fees.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Bring in the turkey. You put our national bird in
the UK and where pray is that beautiful trick performing turkey?
Speaker 7 (51:33):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 3 (51:34):
It's a turkey?
Speaker 14 (51:36):
I cooked the turkey.
Speaker 26 (51:54):
It sat on the table.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
A little too long.
Speaker 26 (52:00):
I think my wife, Mabel, she prepared it wrong. My
stomach's week what that bird shirt smells stone. That's why
the turkey gives me cramps. I love things giving, it's
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my thing. So passed me a wing. Now I'm sick.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
What a kick?
Speaker 27 (52:33):
The USDA shouldn't have put on that stamp because that
turkey gave me cramps.
Speaker 3 (52:46):
I had for helpings like some kind of.
Speaker 27 (52:51):
Nuts, and that that turkey kicked me right in the gut.
Speaker 26 (52:59):
Now I've turned green and I.
Speaker 17 (53:03):
Might throw up.
Speaker 27 (53:05):
Because that turkey gave me that Coop Cooper gave me
that turkey.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
He gave me the.
Speaker 7 (53:14):
Cram Long Star ninety two five.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
We're getting this close to the weekend.
Speaker 7 (53:27):
Yes, we are every day, which sounds kind of stupid
for me to say on a Tuesday, but.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
That's how we think it. I think we start getting
a little jiky when we get close to having time off. Ah,
that's what right we do?
Speaker 17 (53:41):
Guilty?
Speaker 3 (53:41):
Miss Annabel nailed it.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
By the way, y'all remember Gordon laifoot Oh sure, he
died in May of last year at the age of
eighty four. He would have turned eighty six this past weekend,
but his spirit of Christmas lives off.
Speaker 6 (53:59):
No one embodies the holiday spirit better than Gordon Lightfoot.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Uh really you bet.
Speaker 6 (54:05):
And now Gordon Lightfoot takes his best known song, The
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and gift wraps it around
your favorite carols to create his new holiday album, Gordon
Lightfoot Sinks Christmas.
Speaker 20 (54:17):
You better.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
Better cry Hello.
Speaker 6 (54:25):
Yes, Gordon Lightfoot is coming to town with a slaghload
of songs like.
Speaker 4 (54:30):
This Thursday, Christmas mart give me a part.
Speaker 6 (54:38):
It's Gordon Lightfoot Sinks Christmas. And you'll want to beat
him like a drum when you hear his rendition of
the Little Drummer Boy.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Oh, come to me the.
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Newborn King to Seever.
Speaker 6 (54:54):
Gordon Lightfoot has compiled the holiday music collection you'll wish
would sing to the bottom of lakes.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Appear these with thousand.
Speaker 6 (55:08):
Your friends and family will pray for a silent night
when you put on Gordon Lightfoot Sinks Christmas.
Speaker 7 (55:14):
See, that's why we're going to hell is because even
if you die, we still make fun of you.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
And it's in a kind hearted way. It's a tribute.
It's a tribuse.
Speaker 7 (55:25):
Yeah, our tributes are just a little weird, as you
probably guess by now.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well.
Speaker 7 (55:31):
As strong winded storms moved through North Texas yesterday morning,
it caused some problems.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
For people on their way to work.
Speaker 7 (55:39):
Several tractor trailers were involved in accidents on North Texas
roads in Denton and Irving. Two trailers blew over in
the southbound lanes on I thirty five Milam Road and Denton,
one of the trailers landing on the bed of a
pick up Now. Another eighteen wheeler flipped over around nine
to twenty five am yesterday due to the high winds
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on six thirty five near Value Lane in Irving. Other
drivers reported strong winds damaging homes and buildings in Grandberry.
Apparently mother Nature has calmed down, at least for now.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, she calmed down shortly after eleven thirty, and I
think she was responsible.
Speaker 7 (56:17):
Those winds were responsible for the stuff that fell from
the roof at Texas at Cowboys Stadium properly over at
Jerry World.
Speaker 3 (56:26):
Either that or God was throwing things at the cowboys. Yeah,
leave that, leave that ceiling closed.
Speaker 7 (56:32):
I can't stand the building is possibly cursed. Well, it
is this season, that's for sure.
Speaker 15 (56:38):
The civil trial for former Dallas police officer Amber Geiger,
who was convicted of murder for shooting and killing Botham
John in his apartment back in twenty eighteen, began yesterday morning.
His family is suing her for millions of dollars money
which she doesn't have, but it's a principle of it.
Amber Geiger had just gotten off work and was sealing
(56:58):
her Dallas Police unifor when she headed home to her
apartment in the South Side Flats, an apartment building located
just two blocks from Dallas Police headquarters on the street
now named after the victim, Botham John. As Geiger opened
the door to what she thought was her apartment, she
saw a man inside, and she shot him. Ambergeiger lived
(57:19):
one floor below Botham John's apartment, and at her trial,
she testified that she mistook his apartment for hers, and
that she shot him in self defense because she thought
that he had broken into her apartment.
Speaker 7 (57:31):
Wait a minute, you didn't recognize your own apartment as
soon as you walked in.
Speaker 15 (57:35):
Well, sometimes when you go into those apartments where they
have the hallways, they all look alike. But no, I
think that she would have been able to tell the difference.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
But who knows.
Speaker 15 (57:45):
A jury convicted her of murder and sentenced her to
ten years in prison. After serving half of her sentence
in a Gatesville prison, Ambergeiger was eligible for parole. You
may remember last October, on what would have been Botham
John's thirty third birthday, his family, the Dallas County District
Attorney's office, and more than sixty three hundred people sign
(58:06):
an online petition protesting Ambergeiger's parole, which was ultimately denied.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Oh man, will she ever get parole? We don't not
think you don't have to serve the full time. Probably
she killed a man.
Speaker 16 (58:18):
Amber Amber did testify that she was so like doubled
over with exhaustion being a cop work in double shifts,
that she was kind of out of it when all
of that happened.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
So that's one thing.
Speaker 17 (58:31):
A record number of.
Speaker 16 (58:31):
Texans are expected to hit the roads or travel this Thanksgiving,
and of course it's TRIPLEA that is bringing us the information.
The organization said they expect five point seven million Texan
residents to travel at least fifty miles from home over
the Thanksgiving travel period, which it defines as November twenty
sixth through December second. The majority of those Texans five
(58:52):
point three million to be exact, are expected to hit
the roads. I'm thinking about running the dogs down to
the beach in Corpus myself. Yeah, six hours. The remaining
Texans will travel by air, cruise ship, if your fancy
bus or train even and this year's travel forecast is
a one point three increase over twenty twenty three's record
number of travelers, two point four higher than pre pandemic travels.
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Top destinations within the state San Antonio, some of the
best food in the world, the live music capital of
the world, Austin, Texas, and the Hill Country nearby, as
well as the DFW Metroplex, and of course h Town
four hours down the road.
Speaker 7 (59:30):
Yes, well, you are more than welcome to come here
and spend your money please. The annual hair freezing contest
at Eclipse Nordic Hot Springs and Yukon, Canada has been
called off this year due to unseasonably warm weather.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
Oh so your hair can't freeze.
Speaker 7 (59:51):
Well, the contest where participants dip their heads in the
hot springs water and then create wild frozen hairstyles. As
the temperatures you to drop to like minus four below
zero or lower. Well, that has been postponed because the
current temperature in Yukon is thirty two degrees, which is
the freezing point of water, but it's also the melting
(01:00:12):
point of ice, which.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Means you're freezing. Don't know what to do? Yeah, your
hair won freeze rise.
Speaker 17 (01:00:19):
It hair Freezy.
Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
The hair Freezing Contest game global fame in twenty twenty
when it's set the Guinness World Record for the largest
frozen hair competition with two hundred and eighty eight competitor.
Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
That's his stuff. I'm gonna have to check out the video.
Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Winners in categories like the Most Creative and People's Choice
received two thousand dollars and free soaks in the hot springs. However,
it simply wasn't cold enough, so they've postponed it until
next year.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
And they say that there's no such thing as global warming.
Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Yea, exactly exactly. And I don't know if you heard
this or not. Spirit Airlines said that it has filed
for bankruptcy protection and will attempt to reboot as it
struggles to recover from the pandemic caused Swoon and travel,
stiffer competition from bigger carriers, and a failed attempt to
sell the airline to Jet Blue. I don't know anybody
(01:01:11):
who's flown on Spirit that said they liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Now.
Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Spirit is the biggest US budget airline. They filed Chapter
eleven bankruptcy petition after working out terms with bond holders.
The airline has lost more than two and a half
billion dollars WOW since the start of twenty twenty and
faces a looming debt payments totally more than a billion
dollars in the next year and a half. The airline
says it expects to continue operating normally during the process,
(01:01:40):
but who knows. I can just hear the announcements now, folks.
Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Welcome aboard Spirit Airlines, where we've just taken flight straight
into bankruptcy. So here's the deal. Drinks and snacks are
still for sale, but don't expect a cart or flight attendants.
We had to let them go, But don't worry. There's
a state of the art vending machine at the back.
It only takes exact change IOU's or sheer desperation. Please
(01:02:05):
stay seated, keep your seat belt, pass and in case
of an emergency, pretend you're on a roller coaster. Thanks
for flying Spirit Airlines, Flying high on hope, running low
on cash.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
That pretty much sums it up.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Dallafor's classic rock lone Star ninety two five, probably the
only song where bagpipes actually sound good. Because it's National
blow Bagpipes Day. Yeah, I can deal with that one.
It's also National camp Day. Ever, go to summer camp a.
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Girl Scout camp, it wasn't a summer camp girl Scout camp. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
We learned how to make s'mores. Well, you got to
learn that as you grow up. I'm surprised I didn't
have you making girl Scout cookies.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Yeah. No, they have elves for that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's you.
Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
For Labor National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day, we had
to identify Mountain Deuke commercial because that's the soft drink
with the biggest supply of caffeine.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Oh yeah, and you're tired, reach for a mountain dude.
Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
Yeah, Or if you want to play call of duty
for four hours for a mountain two International Men's Day.
Let's hear it for those of us with testing have
a bad day day here we are trying to make
you have a good day, and they say you're not
supposed to do that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
The Cowboys helped with that one though, Yes, yeah they did.
Thanks Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (01:03:27):
It is World Toilet Day, but eventually every day is
World Toilet Day and it's played.
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Monopoly game.
Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
The game was first patented in November of nineteen thirty
five by Parker Brothers. Some people played for days. I
just play until I can't stand it anymore. But I
found out the longest games of Monopoly, oh yeah. The
longest game of Monopoly in a tree house two hundred
and eighty six hours.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
They stayed in a treehouse for that several days. I
got long.
Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
The longest game underground one hundred hours, The longest game
in a bathtub ninety nine hours. The longest Monopoly game
upside down thirty six hours.
Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Is this from Guinness Book of World. Yes, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
And the longest game ever played, yes, was seventy days.
Damn one thousand and six hundred and eighty hours.
Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
People need to get a LFE through.
Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
If you want to torture me. Have me play Monopoly
for that long, because I'm good for about thirty minutes.
I can't take thirty minutes. Yeah, some people like to
play for a long time. I'm done.
Speaker 16 (01:04:38):
I want to go during the holidays and family. I've
got Star Wars Monopoly at home. It makes it a
little bit more fun.
Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
I see, by the way, who won our tickets to
got Rock Review at Tannehills Tavern in VWA.
Speaker 16 (01:04:51):
That's our friend Joshua. He's out in historic Cowtown all right,
right right.
Speaker 15 (01:04:55):
There, go and fresh off his gig at the Cowboy
game last night, where I think he was in charge
of fixing the roof. Jeff k is going to keep
you company this afternoon. He has sixty minutes of NonStop
classic rock starting just before four pm. And then when
he wraps it up, be listening for him to open
up that lone Star ticket window again. Jeff has your
tickets to see UFC Peak Fighters at Comerica Center in Frisco,
(01:05:18):
January twenty fifth. It's gonna give those away around four
point fifty this afternoon, so you keep.
Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
It here on lone Star ninety two to five Telephone
calls for mister Crowley Battle Kirk Crowley teleghone calling telophone
crawler a front bask.
Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
Please pick up the courtesy fault lone Star ninety two five.
I would get a little jicky today, but that's all right,
cause that's what makes the show go round. That's it does.
And questions for tomorrow and ask us stuff day. Well,
I always like to anticipate what people wanting to know.
And you asked that question on the Asking Stuff hotline
(01:06:03):
and we'll bug n answer it for you. But it's
got to be a legitimate question.
Speaker 14 (01:06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (01:06:07):
Some people call and they answer the question themselves. It's like, no,
that's not how that works.
Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
No, you don't have to make us look stupid. We'll
do that in Yeah. Yeah, we're good at that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (01:06:18):
That's like calling and getting on the voicemail and going
this is what I want you to talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Now here's all the information.
Speaker 7 (01:06:24):
Uh yeah, thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. But
we don't need that much help. But thanks anyway, we
got it all right, let's talk time wastes here what
we got?
Speaker 15 (01:06:32):
Okay, this is what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two five
dot com. Yesterday we told you that Sammy Hagar's big
announcement was a Las Vegas residency that's going to kick
off at the end of April. It's the best of
all world's Las Vegas residency.
Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
It's going to.
Speaker 15 (01:06:48):
Include drummer Kenny Ronoff in place of Jason Bonham. And
he was asked if this spelled the end for his band,
The Circle, which included Bonham, Michael Anthony and Vic Johnson.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
And here's what he had to say about that. I
think so.
Speaker 11 (01:07:02):
I think it's this, you know, Sammy Hagar im Friends,
which is like say, going deep into the Sammy Haguar
Montros catalog. So that's to me, my fun band and
my less ticket priced you know, smaller venues party kaba wabo,
you know, a theater here and there, a benefit and
the best of all worlds band. We get serious, we
build a huge production. It's a multimillion dollar show, and
(01:07:24):
so we save that for what it is and that's
heavy on Van Halen and that's the best show on
Earth right now.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I think home, Sammy. Yeah, that's according to Sammy. I'm
sure Alex van Halen would have a different opinion.
Speaker 15 (01:07:36):
Probably, Yeah, that Las Vegas residency kicks off April thirtieth,
run through May seventeenth at the Adobe Live at Park MGM.
Tickets are going to go on sale this Friday, and
we have all that information up on our page. So
Pete Townsend of the Who is opening up about his
mental health struggles bo He tells The Sunday Times that
he suffers from chemical depression and that as a result,
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he finds his going to dark places every single day.
According to Pete Townsend, he has suicidal thoughts almost every
single day, and most mornings it takes him about thirty
minutes to climb out of his dark mindset. Now he
says that he has this morning routine and he also
journals and that has helped him immensely. But if you
(01:08:20):
want to read that story in the interview, we've got
that up fresh off his secret show at Trees in
Deep Elm last week that Bailey.
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Roberts was asks, my daughter was there.
Speaker 15 (01:08:31):
Jack White joined Paul McCartney on stage in Mexico City
Sunday night. McCartney welcome not only Jack White, but also
North Texas his own Saint Vincent to play on the
guitar duel. On the end, we have a link of
the video.
Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
To check that out if you want to, just go
to our page along with some social media post from
Paul McCartney. By the way, Jack White headed back to
North Texas. He'll play Southside Ballroom May sixth.
Speaker 15 (01:08:58):
Jefferson's Starship has announced a two went twenty five tour
to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Isn't that crazy fifty years?
Speaker 15 (01:09:05):
Yeah, it's the fiftieth anniversary Runaway Again tour. It's gonna
kick off February eleventh in Seattle, Washington. So far, no
Texas dates, but you know how that is. They'll probably
announce some later.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
And finally. Pickleball.
Speaker 15 (01:09:18):
It's supposed to be a fun sport for families, but
it never fails. Some people take it way too seriously
and get super competitive. You need to check out this
guy who got so mad when he lost he actually
kicked the guy who beat him at the pickleball in
the face.
Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Face.
Speaker 15 (01:09:37):
Yes, we had the video up on the Bow and
Them show page at lone star ninety two to five
dot com.
Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
It's pickleball. Okay, we know all hailed the conquering heroes.
We didn't conquer anything today.
Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
We woke up. That's a plus. Yes, we're we're conquering
sleep Apneil. Yeah, that's sucking air and that's that's a win.
Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Who was that song for?
Speaker 17 (01:10:08):
Brother Houston Texans or the Texans?
Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I don't even bring that up anymore. Man.
Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
You think Mike McCarthy's gonna go before the end of
the season, I think so before.
Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
A tribunal, No, before a firing squad.
Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
What Jerry's gonna have him drawn in quarter?
Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Yeah, Jerry should look in the mirror, is what he
should do?
Speaker 14 (01:10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Could Wood should? But ain't Gunna exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
That's what happens when you own a team.
Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
That's right, hire a GM Jerry, come on, not gonna happen.
But it's my team and I'm involved from jocks to sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Remember when he said that the team oil boy?
Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
So Jerry, why don't you wash the jocks and then
you'll still be in charge somewhat somewhat somewhat.
Speaker 15 (01:10:55):
It's sad though, I mean, you know you don't want
to be a fair weather fan, but it's kind.
Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Of hard not to hurt not too because you have
to chastise them when they screw up.
Speaker 15 (01:11:06):
Out of all the major league teams, the Cowboys are
the only team that has not won a home games
this season this.
Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Year, and before that we were like several games in.
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
A row at home. Yeah, what happened? Oh no, I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
That's a question for ASCA's stuff day tomorrow.
Speaker 17 (01:11:27):
We got a lot of those, by the way.
Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Okay, but feel free to call two one, four eight
six six eighty six hundred to leave the question there.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Oh, and choose your news. The theme is bad Thanksgiving.
Speaker 16 (01:11:40):
That bad Thanksgivings tomorrow, try turkey that kind of thing.
Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
No, it's a little more serious than that where people die. Yeah,
or other than the turkey, or things just get so
screwed up, people just go. I don't know what to
say anymore. So join us tomorrow and you can play
choose your news right along with it, so as we
get ready for our after show decompression session.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
No, we don't know what we're going to talk about yet.
Just a coffee talk. Yeah, it's coffee talk.
Speaker 16 (01:12:15):
We jumping over to the facebook page, the lone Star
facebook page.
Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Come on over, yes, and you'll see that those guys
aren't doing anything. They're sitting there flapping their gums winking.
That's what we do, so keep it between the ditches
until we see you on themorrow, and we'll see if
you're asking us stuff today on the morrow, Okay, all right, bye,