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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, you all ready for this? Oh yeah, well
ready or not? Here it comes.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Santa won't be back next bristling Sea. It sounds strange.
I know it's hard to believe. But the Steven rolls
watching never body these days.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
He was beating him the sky and his lean here.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So they so they read he or whoever read got
in the state that it was only a matter of.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
A minute's the week where they landed on our house stop.
There they were, Yellen, Santa knew x Hell and.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I Bliza, but Santa refused to take the rebel Elizar test.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is letting me, buddy, you're under a rest. They Bristoe Worry.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Landed on that little house stop out a miniature out
of love a pepper best.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Santa, God, I need wy or we running around in
the sky need me. I won't lie who Santa got
I do?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Why a duke Sanda down due the county eat jail
even one boon all the rage ten thousand bail like
some strange no.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Santa called me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He said he needed ten grand just to send himself friends.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I told him I'd get on it and do what
I could do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But I can't they get anyone believe my story is
through just trying to help Santa.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I don't mean no harm. Now they're kind of me
in the bunny ball.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They haven't founded, said a slave, and he's right there too,
And they'll probably end up in the city zoo and
there won't be any Santa express my seed.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I can't ring is dail. No one will be leaving.
Santa got I need w why for we run out
around in the sky. Believe me, I won't be lie.
Whoa Sannai got id w r.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
There's a moral to the song.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Don't be mad as mad you gotta have of you
whatever better catch on a cab. Don't ever try to
drive if you can't walk, because even old Santa ain't
above the law.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Santa got I need w whide for we even up
round in the sky.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Believe me, I won't lie.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Whoa Santai got I need w ride?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Santa got I need w hide for we un around
in the sky.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Sanna got.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
About it?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Now?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Sa whoa Sana?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What a y'all like?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Santa Ine lies?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Santa there you go. I told you yesterday I was
going to start this show with that song because we
were talking about people eating milk and cookies for Santa,
and I said, my dad used to leave a bottle
of beer, pearl beer, pearl beer. Santa wouldn't be able
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to finish his rounds if he drank a bunch of
pearl he'd be on the toilet. But we'd wake up
on Christmas morning and oh, Sannah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Drank the beer. He was really here yay.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So we started thinking what if everybody left him a
beer instead of milk and cookies? That was what would happen.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Xant O gotta d w so kids, the lesson here
is leave milk and cookies.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yes, ry damn it, Santa? How did you get drunk?
Wouldn't the milk start curdling after you left it out
all night?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
All he has to do is wiggle his nose and
it'll get It's right, it'll got powers.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, good morning. Today is fun with music, kids. I
got a new mash up, a Christmas mashup that I
hadn't played for you yet, and some other stuff. As
a matter of fact, since we didn't get to do
or had to do whose song is it anyway last
month and we're not going to be able to do
it this month, I thought what we should do is
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play or whose song?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Anyway? Song from last year? Because it was a Christmas song.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh that's right. It was Blue Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Blue Christmas. Yes, Blue Christmas.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
It was on December seventh, is on Pearl Harbor Day
last year, so it was almost exactly a year ago.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
And that was painful.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
If I remember correctly. On my it wasn't on Pearl
Harbor Day. It was the last Thursday of November because
I found it. I found it actually was a few
days after that.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh really, we always do it on the last Thursday.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So maybe that's when you loaded it or yes, maybe, Okay,
let's see what we're celebrating today. It's Day of the Ninja.
Unfortunately it's not our ninja. The day was created by
a parody website called Ninja Burger that claims to be
a sect of ninjas that can deliver fast food meals
in under a half hour to any place anytime.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I think, I like these kind of ninja go.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
National communicate with your kids day Oh please, yeah, like
they're going to listen to you if there's not any
money or toys involved. That's a tough one. Repeal day.
The day celebrates the day that brought the twenty first
Amendment into effect that repealed the eighteenth Amendment which said
you all can't drink any alcohol anymore.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
And it didn't stop people, did it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I'll drink to that. Today. It is World Soil Day.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Soil yes, like soil, pants or soil like dirt.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Soil like dirt? Okay, good because like dirt is a
lot better than walking on hot lava, which would be
under your feet if there was no soil.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Very true.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Bo Plus, you need it to grow food and we
all get hungry at a time. Wait a minute, it's
International Volunteer Day. A good feeling to do something for
someone for free without expecting anything in returns.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
We love the volunteers here in North Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And that's the Christmas spirit. Yes please Bathtub Party Day?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Oh to go with repeal?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sure, your liquored up friends over to get naked and
have a special event in the bathtub. They never speak
to you again, but you can at least ask National
Comfort Food Day? What is your ca What do you
think anything?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Mexican food like enchiladas, cheese enchiladas, that's a.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
Good chicken fried steak, extra white pepper, gravy and I'd
like some cheese on those mass potatoes.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Wow, I like both of y'all. I'll take you one. Hell,
let's go eat y. It is Crumpus Knock, the celebration
of the anti Santa Crumpus. I love him, who had
come into the homes of kids who had been bad
all year and punished him little bastards for everything they did.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Did you see that movie?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, it was a good scary movie. And also it's
a good way to scare your kids into behaving hating. Please,
And it's National Blue Jeans Day. Blue jeans got their
start in the nineteenth century. Jacob Davis, a taylor from Reno, Nevada,
had been making pants for miners, but they weren't sturdy enough,
with pockets and a button fly that were particularly successible
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to tears. Not only that, but buttonflies are hard to
open when you got a pee.
Speaker 9 (07:41):
Now, Yeah, you gotta get the move down. You can
rip them all open at once if you really grab
at the right way, well.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
You need.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You hurt yourself. Davis partner with Levi Strauss to pat
and the riveted pants and then sell them. So guess what,
zzy top song, I'm gonna play the national Blue Jeans, Right,
Bags Blues does it every year.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I knew immediately what song is.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Of course I do what. It's National Blue Jeans Day.
I got the guitar playing on that. Whoa, oh yeah,
it's a badass tune.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So we got sports of all sorts coming up. We
got the freaking pool file and we got win them
before you can buy them ac DC tickets. We got
mass tickets too, were gonna get underway.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Let's do it, Morning Streets.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Lone Star ninety five. Yes, that crazy, little frustrating expensive
thing called the emphasis on the expensive right exactly exactly
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Well look at look at six thirty in time for
Sports of all words.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Brought to you by the Will High Law from injury lawyers.
Go to Will High Winds dot com. Well, your Dallas Stars.
They lost last night.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
To the Los Angeles Kings three to two. But that's
not the worst news. Dallas Stars forward Tyler Sagan will
be out for the next four to six months. According
to general manager Jim Nil. Sagan will undergo surgery today
to repair Okay, I'm we'll try all right for moral asset.
Wait a for moorl Asset a bueller impringement on the
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left side of his left hip labrum. Those are, of course,
medical terms that I don't understand at all. He messed
up his hip, Yeah, he got some bad hip.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
All I know is just bad news for the Stars man.
He has already missed five games this season with a
lower body injury. Surgery will be performed by doctor Brian T.
Kelly in New York. The thirty two year old Sagan
was placed on injured reserve. He has nine goals and
eleven assists in nineteen games this season, and he's going
to be missed by the way. The Stars are still
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on the road and they'll play tomorrow night in Vegas
against the Golden Knights. The puck will drop at nine
o'clock our time.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Will start a two game trip tonight in the Nation's
capital to face the two and seventeen Washington Wizards. They
have lost fifteen consecutive games. Why can't the Cowboys play them? Yeah?
The Wizards clearly are headed to the draft lottery in
the spring. The Mavericks, meanwhile, are sizzling, with five wins
in a row and nine in their last ten games.
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One of the reasons the MAVs are hot right now,
Bo has been Spencer Dinwitty. He is averaging seventeen point
two points and six point four assists in the five
game win streak. He has shot fifty two percent from
the three point land during that time. Now, a couple
of moments in recent games have exemplified why Dinwitty has
been so important to the Mavericks hot streak. Luka Danzek
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has had a smoking hot return from the wrist injury
that knocked him out for five games. In the two
games since his return, he's averaged thirty six and a
half points, nine and a half rebounds, and eight and
a half assists. Tip Off tonight in DC will be
at six and you can watch it on Channel eight
or on their sister station, k FAA channel twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Twenty yesterday was National Signing Day. Do you guys know
how to sign? Well, it's for high school athletes committing
to colleges.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Oh oh, I was making signs at bow here in
the studio, didn't he didn't make any.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Signs back on the yes social media posts of people
because their high school student was like, you know, signing
with A and M or ut so it was that
kind of signing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
All right.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Well, here's the story, all right, high school athletes across
the country making big decisions about their college futures. Eight
Duncanville High School football players signed athletic aid agreements yesterday morning.
The Panthers won back to back state championships, so it
should come as no surprise that so many members of
the team officially committed to playing at top colleges like
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University of Oregon SMU right here in our backyard in
Arizona State as well. And it's not just Duncanville High
School that has athletes committing to colleges, it's every high
school across the USA. These kids are taking the first
step into the college life. Hopefully we'll have a great
career there and then who knows, maybe a spot in
the NFL.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh cool, You got to keep the dream alive.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
Student athletes have the ability, depending on their sport and division,
to sign their agreement up until high school graduation time.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
And you know they say nothing lasts forever, But that
old cliche statement is even more true when it comes
to NFL coaches. Oh yeah, the league has seen a
historic turnover rate for head coaches in recent years, and
this year won't be any different. There have been thirty
five firings since twenty twenty, plus a staggering twenty three
coaches canned in the last three years. Looking ahead, there
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are already several openings for twenty twenty five. The New
York Jets, the New Orleans Saints. Yeah, we'll probably get
a new coach for them. The Chicago Bears moved on
from their head coaches in the middle of the season.
Then there are potential openings with the Jacksonville Jaguars, New
York Jis, Las Vegas Raiders, and your Dallas Cowboys because
we all know Mike McCarthy's days in Dallas are numbered,
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no matter how much Dack tries to stroke him and
say how great he is. Yeah, some of the names
mentioned for the coach of the Cowboys include Mister Excitement,
Bill Belichick, Mike Vrabel, Ben Johnson, the Detroit Lions offensive coordinator,
along with the Lions defensive coordinator Aaron Glenn. I don't
know what's gonna happen. Who knows McCarthy may stay. I
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ain't seeing it happening, but it's tough to get out
this disappointing season until Jerry makes up his mind. The
problem is that they all know that Jerry likes to
run everything, and whoever ends up coaching the Cowboys who
will have to know they won't have total control over
what happens because it's Jerry's team and I'll do what
the hell I want.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Did you see the social media post that Mike McCarthy
said that actually he has more control with the Cowboys
than he did with Green Bay.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Really?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
It was in response to Dak saying that he needed
to have more power. Oh shall see. Hey, the horn
Frogs are about to lose their athletic director. South Carolina
will hire TCU athletic director Jeremiah Donatti as its new
athletic director. The university's board of trustees scheduled a meeting
for today where Donati's hiring will become official with South Carolina.
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Donati will take over for a long time South Carolina
athletic director Ray Tanner, who announced in September that he
was moving to a different role as special advisor at
the school. When Tanner made his choice to leave a
public South Carolina trustees said they wanted an athletic director
who had experience, and Donatti certainly fits that bill. He
was named TCU's athletic director back in December of twenty seventeen,
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and during his tenure, TCU's football team played in the
National Championship Game, where it was beaten by Georgia in
twenty twenty two. We all remember how that.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hurt, right, they were murdered by Georgia. Yeah, well, dogs.
At least the Frogs got to the National champ I
don't know if.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
They've done that yet, and they've got the T shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
To prove that. Cincinnati quarterback Joe.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Burrow is a man with big dreams and big aspirations
in the general world of entertaining the planet Earth. And
it looks like the Cincinnati Bagels probably won't make the
playoffs this season.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That means quarterback Joe.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
Burrow can continue work on his other dream, the dream
of becoming Batman.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He wants to be Batman for him, Yes, I'm Batman,
Catch this ball, I'm Batman.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
The cameras of HBO's Hard Knocks caught Burrow telling a
couple of teammates that he bought one of the batmobiles
based on the model used in Christopher Nolan's trilogy about
the Caped Crusader. I have the feeling the spirit of
Russ Martin is listening to this, my sor. It seems
that Burrow isn't done spending some of his fortune, and
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he also admitted to his teammates that his next move
is to.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Buy the expensive batsuit. I'm going to buy the batsuit.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Of rubbery one.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm gonna wear it during games intimidate the defense.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Russ had one from the TV show and the all
black one to us like to collect Batman stuff, even
had a batmobile museum.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Quarterback Joe Burrow is going after one of the batsuits
that was used in one of the movies.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That's how much you know about it. Give us a
big Batman fan too, Jimmy White. Yeah, okay, well kids.
Tonight on Thursday Night Football, the Green Bay Peckers face
off against the Detroit Lions to kick off Week fourteen
of the NFL schedule. While fans of the few teams
have lost all hope, the Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo
Bills have already clinched the spot in the playoffs, while
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the Lions, Minnesota Vikings, and Philadelphia Eagles also could wrap
up a spot in the postseason before the weekend is over.
And here's something to think about. Texas remains one of
eleven states where sports betting is still illegal. That's eleven
out of fifty, and a new study showed government officials
they are like our governor Gregory May to pull their
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heads out of their collective asses. Eller's and Cragic, an
independent research firm, conducted a new study showing sports betting
would pay off for the state of Texas big time.
The study Legal Online Sports Betting in Texas Revenue Forecast
and Economic Impact Analysis I did that in one breath too,
estimates the market could generate over three hundred and sixty
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million in direct tax revenue for the state, heading over
eight thousand jobs. The report estimated Texas would benefit from
over two point six billion annually in economic output. So
what's the hold up? If the morality police get their
pennies in a wad tough turns, huh.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
It would pay for us to improve our power grid.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Think about that? Yes, well, that's in a perfect world.
A few weekends ago, the state of Texas, of course,
hosted the Jake Paul Mike Tyson Fight at Jerryworld, which
became the most stream sporting event ever and the most
wagered fight sportsbook had ever seen. To mention, Jerry got
eighteen million at the gates. Now, there's a few rumors
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that it was rigged. Man, that's that fight was rigged.
That's usually from someone who lost a bunch of money
on the file. I mean we've heard it was rig before,
haven't we. All right, get ready the freaking full file
next on the Bowl and Them show Dallas fort Worths
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Bad company,
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and you're in bad company here with well of them,
Joe Good I'll let you know coming up that mashup
that I haven't played for you yet, and you're gonna
go dial well right now, it's time for the freaking
full file. Oh my god. Police in Quintana, Roo, Mexico,
recently received an unusual complaint from a local woman who
accused her twenty three year old, hot female neighbor of
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hanging her underwear on her clothesline in plain sight in
order to seduce the woman's husband.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Yeah, that sounds about right. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Forty two year old Ya Visa E decided to file
a formal accusation against her shameless young neighbor, accusing her
of breaking good morals in decency. She told police officers
that it was no coincidence that her young, hot neighbor
always washed her thongs on Saturday around noon when her
husband was at home in free to gauk at her
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from out the window. Miss E explained that she had
repeatedly walked in on her husband staring out the window
at her neighbor's underwear and touching himself.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Whoa deamn?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And despite asking the woman to quit trying to seduce
her man, but.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
The hussy kept at it, of course she did.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
The wife even called police to arrest the young woman
for lack of morals and decency, but the police likely
informed her that the twenty three year old woman had
done nothing illegal. Police visited the scorned wife at her
home and advised her to avoid future conflicts of this
nature by having dialogue with both her neighbor and her husband.
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Oh but, as the saying goes, hell has no fury
than a woman scorned, and this pissed off wife said
she may have to take matters into her old Oh no,
I can't wait for a follow up to the store. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Absolutely, And lady, if your husband is seduced just by
the side of thong underwear. You've got bigger problem.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You've got a bigger problem hidden, especially if they're clean.
Man hanging the funkies out there inside out.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Like hey, before you wash them, give them to let
me say you more more time. Okay, here's a story
out of Peru. Police and Peru have arrested a man
caught trying to leave the country. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
It totally keeps me. He was trying to leave the
country with three hundred and twenty tarantulas, one and ten centipedes,
and nine bullet ants strapped to his body.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Stop it.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
The twenty eight year old South Korea national was at
Horhechavis International Airport in Lima, Peru, after officials noticed that
his stomach area looked a little bulky. The insects were
packaged inside zip lock bags and more bags strapped to
the man's abdomen. Three hundred and twenty tarantulas and one
hundred and ten step yeah. Police detained the man, who
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was traveling to South Korea, and Peru's Environmental Crimes prosecutor
has opened an investigation into the case. The insects are
thought to have been taken from the Madre de ViOS
region in the Peruvian Amazon. They're now in care of authorities. Tarantulas,
by the way, are a threatened species, and Peru is
not the only South American nation facing problems with wildlife
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trafficking people trying to smuggle out tarantulas. In December of
twenty twenty one, authorities in Colombia seized at least two
hundred and thirty two tarantulas, sixty seven cockroaches, nine spider eggs,
and a scorpion with seven of its little babies, all
hidden in the suitcase at the Eldorado Airport in Bogota.
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At least they were in a suitcase, not strapped to
their body. Is there is there a market for tarantulism? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is it really sure?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
What do they use them for as pets?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Pets? Oh? That's right. I knew a guy in New
Orleans that had a pet tarentula named Caesar, and he
was nowhere to be seen whenever I went over there
is it? Where's where's Caesar? Oh he's probably under the
couch somewhere. Well, he's supposed to be in a glass enclosure. No,
he just he'd let him run around. Oh my god,
And what happens if those tarantulas decided to do a
great escape and get out of those bags and bite
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the stop.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
If he's at the airport and they pat him down,
that's going.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They can get loose. Man. Remember the cobra on the
loose in New York City. Oh yeah, there's a cobra
loose here. Remember that.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I found him.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
A lot of people have freaky pets like that.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
A woman has been arrested for raising hell at a
Raising Canes restaurant in Guestswich.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
State, Florida, Florida, Florida.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Of course, good old Clearwater, Florida, which is a beautiful
beach by the way. A thirty one year old Mackenzie
Keeling was down there and feeling inspired when she walked
into her Raising Canes in the area and ended up
getting arrested after going on a verbal and physical rampage
over the number of dipping sauces she wanted for her
chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh my god, they say.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Keeley picked up her mobile food order drove away, opened
the bag, noticed that she was missing eight packs the
pain sauce, which she had requested. Keeling returned to the restaurant,
spoke to a manager. He apologized, he handed over the
eight dipping sauces.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Keeling wasn't satisfied.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
She got more upset and demanded more sauces for wasting
her time and her gas.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh stop.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
During her meltdown, she actually hit the manager on the leg,
ripped off the manager's keys and the employee ID that
were attached to her belt and all of this after
she got handed what she was missing, Yes, from her back.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
They made it right. What are's still bitching about? Yeah? Now,
the cops were called.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
They questioned everybody involved, They reviewed surveillance footage. They coughed
and stubbed this young lady. One of the employees at
the restaurant told police.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That bitch's crat, that hitch is crazy. Well, there have
been several stories like this over the last several years,
and here's another one. Recently, it was reported that a
twenty six year old man known only as A k
had been dating a woman named a Dianda for a
year before they decided to tie the knot. They was
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in love and they got married. It was love at
first sight from the first meeting with Adenda, who claimed
to be a devout Muslim wore a full face veil
to cover her head and face. Ak assumed that it
was her way of showing her religious devotion and had
no issues with it. Besides, he knew he was gonna
get him some sooner or later. Ak grew suspicious of
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his wife soon after their winning, as she refused to
communicate with his family and would wear her veil at
home at all times. Adinda also constantly avoided physical intimacy,
claiming she was always on her period or wasn't feeling well.
Sensing something was a miss, Ak decided to track down
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a deemed his family address and found out guess what,
take a guess, Andy, aDNA was a man young, a
man named Ash who had been cross dressing since twenty twenty.
Now that's a good reason to show her in her
in laws before you made him, you know. Aka eventually
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filed a police report against Ish, who he thought was
his wife. It's later admitted to the police that he
married Ak to steal his family's money. The police noted
that Esh was able to carry on the sham for
over a year, as he looked like a woman he
had makeup on and had a gentle, high pitched voice.
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So all the time, our boy ak never once felt
around down there to see.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah, do a pat down after a year, take inventory,
you're about to get married.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yes, walk in on a shower one time, pray and
say oops. Esh has since been arrested and is said
to be facing fraud charges that could lend him in
bars for four years.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, that's it needs a longer sentence.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
There's a lot of stories like this over the years,
way too many. And there's another one. So remember, check
the plumbings before you go home. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Don't go away, because coming up next hour, we have
your win them before you can buy them tickets to
see ac DC. They're gonna play at and T Stadium Monday,
April fourteenth. Want to go to the show? Well, it's
fun with music day, so Bo says, you're gonna have
to guess the game show theme song. Yes, to win
those ac DC tickets. We're gonna do that around seven
to fifty right here on the Bow and Them show
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on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
All right, let's all do the ending together again?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Yea, yeah, like a pirate all right here, I think
I hurt myself, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Now I know what y'all are thinking. Uh, y'all are thinking.
What are those jagosh gonna do with dirty deeds done
dirt cheap and make it into a Christmas song? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Bo, how are you gonna do that? Okay, that's an evil?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
How about dirty deeds done dirt cheap mashed up with
rocking around the Christmas tree by Brindley? No way? Yeah,
watch you work your works.
Speaker 12 (27:41):
There's you done?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Come in.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Three six, sit there, I.
Speaker 14 (28:04):
Do.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Drink turn gates, drink, turn gates, drink.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
You've got problem, you're not.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
You gotta broke up hurt.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
This doubled in little down in that.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
Room, duck on the chair that stop by, look up
the throat over the social tone, come.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Right up with the brown. Hen will help myself.
Speaker 15 (28:45):
You will get so little feeling when you hear.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
He say left me.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
With.
Speaker 13 (28:56):
But also, honey, you look.
Speaker 15 (28:59):
In the Christmas tree, have a happy for olgin.
Speaker 16 (29:05):
Everyone dance fairly hit the new old flening.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Wait drink you want to But that's that's like to.
Speaker 17 (29:35):
Name and the drag of thats like but at the
throat anything was home, start again standing like moy my
dog is.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Drink turn gas drink.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
You d.
Speaker 15 (30:02):
D you will get your s little fee when you
hear me let Johney the.
Speaker 16 (30:17):
Housand bottles of hoot money.
Speaker 15 (30:19):
You don't get a rotten Christmas tree. I have a
happy huldy.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Everyone.
Speaker 16 (30:27):
That's it very in the news. Oh shine, come on
it work.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I told you, I told them show Oh man, right,
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that's good, Right down, buddy.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
You remember walking through the Dusty Hill exhibit and that
song was playing on the speeder.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yes, yes, yeah, blue jean Blues because it's National Blue
Jeans Day. Blue jeans were patented in eighteen seventy three.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, but that song there makes those blue jeans come off,
don't you think?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah? Probably that's a quit you old grinning and drop
your linen exactly. You know you mentioned Dusty Hill. Okay,
since you guys, I'm sorry. You got cheated out of
Whose Song is It Anyway? Last month, and you'll be
cheated out of one this month because we're taking away case.
But uh, Dusty Hill's auction, you remember that? Oh yeah,
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that was one of the subjects for last year's Christmas
Whose Song Is It Anyway? Uh huh Dusty Hills auction.
The other subjects were getting kicked in the nuts ouch
coach Mike McCarthy's appendix, remember when he had Yeah yeah,
and George Santos hope he disappeared for a long time.
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So we came up with a Christmas song and I'm
gonna play it for you here in just a little while.
And we got those zz top top those ac DC tickets.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The oldest living former game show host, Wink Martindale, turned
ninety one yesterday and he hosted many game shows. I'll
play the theme from one and you gotta guess what
it is, okay. And I wondered how he got the
name Wink. He says he had his real name is Winston,
and he had a friend who had a speech impediment,
and it came out Winston, came out Winky. So he
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just he's just called himself Wink Martindale when he got.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Into the business.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Really a cute little nickname, Wink. And it is very memorable.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I gotta show you guys something here.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's an elf?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
An elf on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's not elf on the show?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Showed me this? It's the farting elf.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
For those of you watching on radio. Uh, here he is.
You see he's got his pants pulled down, yes, and
he's mooning us. And he's mooning us. His big ass
is sticking out at us, and he pressed this little button?
Is he song?
Speaker 15 (33:25):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Wait a minute, there he is. We love him. The
farting elf.
Speaker 18 (33:45):
Ladies less better than Elf on the show Pops in
here now, which reminds me, how would you like to
hear the farting version of the Twelve Days of Christmas?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Of course you would.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Here you go, okayody.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Like Drew mud there for.
Speaker 10 (34:49):
Okay, okay, you laughed at farts.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Fars are still funny today they are, man, but I
could smell it.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, well that's probably mell Horse Classic Rockers lone Star
ninety two five. Gimme Hendrix. Crosstown traffic, I'm sure you
might be stuck in it even as we speak, dead
gummay we don't miss that, do we?
Speaker 19 (35:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
The only good thing about being here at three am,
oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Because there's nobody on the road but drunks and cops.
And if you see a cop trying not to drive
like a drunken you'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
The only real traffic castles morning show people have to
put up with. Is lunch rush on the way home?
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Yeah, kind of old.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
There's an in and out burner here again with a
cross five lanes. Okay, So here it is our Whose
song Is It? Anyway? Our Christmas song from last year,
and absolutely everybody did a pretty good job.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
You guys did a good Oh you did fine. I
think Deborah is still laughing about my moon.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Well, here you go, here you go. Here's how it went.
It's time, Yes, it is time for our Christmas version
of Whose Song Is It Anyway? And here's the subject
you gave us this morning, George Santos, he's all over
the news, Yes he is. Coach Mike McCarthy's appendix, which
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is now gone getting kicked in the nuts, and Dusty
Hill's auction. Okay, and we're going to do it too,
that Elvis Christmas classics man, and you got to sing
like the King. That's a rule. Maybe you gotta swing
you already, Yeah, get your lips here we go. Oh,
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have some blue.
Speaker 20 (37:04):
Testes this Christmas, Like Colts McCarthy's.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Appendix, they're all missing.
Speaker 20 (37:21):
Decay shuns like sandpost should be hung from a tree
while we bid on the cool stuff like belong to
Old Dusty.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Now when bows.
Speaker 21 (37:45):
Nuts start hurting along with it, and when his squaw
packer starts squirting, you'll be dude in all ride. The
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Santosi is out of side, but bow will have his
blue blue blue testings.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
No Coo will still.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Be coaching a will while those egle.
Speaker 19 (38:39):
Approaching Patle Sun out all Rod when the games Sunday night,
but both will still have trump Soon.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Man was beautifully allful.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I hope you all are ashamed of yourself for that.
We never said we'd make you smarter, old bullied, bullied
bit Dallas, what was classic grock lone Star ninety two
to five? Have another couple of little Christmas ditties that
I'll play for you here. Okay, just gonna have to
be patient because now we have win them before you
can buy them ac DC.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Yes, the tickets will go on sale Friday at noon
hour time, so that's tomorrow at noon if you want
to purchase your tickets.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Okay, so right now I'm going to give away some
free ones though. And as I told you earlier, the
oldest living former game show host Wink Martindale turned ninety
one years old yesterday so he hosted many game shows. Yeah,
but you're going to have to identify this game show.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
You got the theme song for I got the theme song?
All right, This one's a little tough or maybe not.
I don't know. You guys are so smart?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Is it old?
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, kinda, but.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
At least it's only the game shows that Wink Martin
dam pushed, so that narrows it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
So go ahead and google Wink Martin tale and you
have a right two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine two five? Tell me this
game show? Yes, you probably watched it. I loved this show.
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Did I get it? Non of a one?
Speaker 7 (40:36):
But it was Oh that wasn't my way.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Okay, I'll let it play for a minute. It's like
I'm sitting in front of my TV right now in
the daytime. It sounds like a bunch of people being flapped. Yeah, exact.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I don't know if you watch this game show, but
it was very topic.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
It was a great show.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Annabel knew her fright off after that.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
You know he used to be a disc jockey radio.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, yeah, he went on the bigger and better things.
We are stalled right now.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
We have never hosted a game show except on the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, you could probably watch this game show on the
Game show Network. Yes, yes, okay, let's see if any
of you know go and then show what game show
is that? Tick tack what?
Speaker 11 (41:36):
No?
Speaker 10 (41:37):
No, no, she almost had its.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Due unless she read it wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It rhymes with tic tac toe though, and bo rhymes
with bo go, And then show what game show is that?
What game show is it? I'm sorry, I don't know. Baron,
show what game show is that?
Speaker 6 (42:04):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (42:06):
Gambit?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Gambit? No, he did scambit?
Speaker 15 (42:09):
No bon?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And then show what game show is that? High rollers
hi roll It rhymes with ticktack ho?
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Yes, okay, and Diane's kicking herself.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
She was closed bone. Then show tell me what game
show that is? Ticktack do?
Speaker 8 (42:33):
Because you would window, you would wind do by playing
tick tack do his Homer Simpsons, All right, who is this?
Speaker 19 (42:44):
Larry Road?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Larry Roach? Do they call you roach? Clip? Okay?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
That one be way over?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, hold on, Larry, we got to get some infro
from you, and we'll give you your winner before you
can buy him a C d C tickets. Congratulations, lair
Way to go hold on now I did coming up. Listen,
we play a lot of goofy ass Christmas songs, and
for some reason, the one I'm about to play is
the one that gets the most complaints. Really complaint, Yeah, complaints.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Well that means you're doing your job and it's not
that bad.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
But some people just bitch about it.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Okay, you want to give them the phone number now
so they can start complaining.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, I've been given the phone number a bunch of times.
I don't want to hear from them. I'm will play
that here in just a little while.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
And the MAVs are in DC tonight to take on
the Wizards. But how would you like to see them
at the American Airline Center. Coming up next hour, Bo
and I are going to open up the lone Star
ticket window and giveaway tickets to see the MAVs January fourteenth,
when they take on the red hot Denver Nuggets. We'll
do that around eight forty right here on lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Lone Star ninety two five. Our Boys of Summer didn't
make the playoffs this year.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
That damn curse, damn Bruce Bochi Kurt, that's right, But
next year we are gonna get.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
To World Series win. You don't even get in the playoff.
That's the sports gods tainting us just a little bit. Okay, uh,
we're gonna just be Christmas in the hell out of
you between now and the end of next week. And
this is a song that it's twisted because it's from
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South Park. For some reason, this song gets more complaints
whenever we play it than any of the other goofy sir,
let's definitely play it. Then, okay, here you go, all right?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh toning bomb.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Bomb b.
Speaker 22 (45:00):
Hard handled bun by day je u two groot me
knows summer by not be innocent? Snap and then oh god.
Speaker 23 (45:23):
Right there, Hey, what's the matter little guy shading to
Dunn and bub By sheet bland. Oh you don't have
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a Christmas tree roads don't.
Speaker 19 (45:47):
Mean to night?
Speaker 14 (45:49):
Well, I tell you what, maybe we'll have ourselves a
little Christmas right here. Come on, everyone, come around, String
up the light, sunlight up the tree you.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
We're gonna make some revelry. Spirits are high.
Speaker 24 (46:03):
So I can tell it's Christmas time in hell. Demons
are nicer as you pass them by. There's lots of
demon toysto bite the snow is falling.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
And all as well.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
It's Christmas time and her.
Speaker 24 (46:15):
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with the first of Christmas ham.
After he has sex with it, he'll read up all
he can. And there goes Jrnough Kennedy caroling with his son.
Speaker 10 (46:27):
Reunited the holidays.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
God blessing Saffrey.
Speaker 25 (46:31):
Why everybody has a happy, low less dance in blood
and even now Saint Tongue is under the spell.
Speaker 10 (46:38):
It's Christmas time in Hell, had off.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Here's a present for you, don bomb he has from
daurna bomb.
Speaker 24 (46:48):
God cast me down from Heaven's door to rule in
hell forever and more.
Speaker 25 (46:53):
But now I'm kind of glad that I felt, because
it's Christmas time in Hell.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Here's a racks. I hang the stockings on.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
We still have stop the danks come.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Michael London's hair looks well.
Speaker 24 (47:03):
It's Christmas time and path there's Princess Dana holding burning.
Miss Soto over porge, and Cisco said, just watch as
ween hegre for Monday. We all stop burning and the
flames are not so thick, while the screaming and the
torture stops as we wait for Rossie Nick so string
up the lights, sun light up the tree.
Speaker 25 (47:24):
We're damp for all eternity over just one day. All
is well, it's Christmas time, and path got closer together,
and make it quick. We gotta make room for Andy Dick,
wake his.
Speaker 7 (47:36):
Mother and ring the burn.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
It's Christmas times, Christmas time, Christmas time, brismass hard and.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Christmas Movie.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
The not Jimmy's start there at the end. Now, what
was so bad about that? That gets everybody pissed off?
Speaker 6 (48:05):
And Princess Diana's in hell house?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
There you go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Okay, I'll shut up.
And you not you, You're an asshole house. I wasn't
pointing in any one of you. Oh, just say it,
all right, figurative you know what? I just noticed? What
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this is the first time on Christmas that we played
the old Tannenbaum South Park song and nobody called to complain.
Well not, yeah, we already ran them off. Either that
or they finally figured out she's don't do any good.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
You'll play it again next year, springing and playing it.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Do we have time for one more Christmas song for
the day, Yes, we do. Here's a song for all
of you that have in laws coming to your house.
Speaker 7 (49:00):
Real.
Speaker 26 (49:00):
I was sleeping when my wife received a phone call
from a mother in New Jersey on December twenty two.
She said to attacking up the Lexus super heading down
the Texas forter spending the.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Jolly there holidays with you.
Speaker 26 (49:13):
Now, I don't mean no disrespect.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
But when it comes to deep perfection for.
Speaker 26 (49:17):
These people lying in shallow asking me, the woman always
brings her dog.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
The old man guard was like a brock, and they both.
Speaker 26 (49:24):
Point out my every flow with dignity.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Here comes a mother, there comes a.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Father, There goes my piece on her into sanity.
Speaker 26 (49:34):
There comes a sharing the Christmas in my house and
food business by in last nave and outlaw out of me.
Right from the moment they arrived, they both were skinning
me alive.
Speaker 10 (49:53):
And all the time that yabby dog was at my sleep.
Speaker 7 (49:56):
My frustration has.
Speaker 26 (49:57):
Never showled until they started to unload a million Christmas
gifts for everyone but me. Now, at this point, I'd
like to make it clear that's giving schools a lot
of ners.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
I come to the wrong side of the law.
Speaker 26 (50:10):
That all in the women shot them, blast bricocheted off
Mammy last.
Speaker 15 (50:14):
And pick them false teeth clean of heavy, y'all.
Speaker 26 (50:17):
There comes a lumber, There comes a father, There goes
my peace on earth than sanity.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
They're come to share another.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Christmas in my house and food business.
Speaker 26 (50:27):
My in lost made an outlaw out of me. Here
comes a cruiser. I'll be a loser at least I'll
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have a turlet on me.
Speaker 10 (50:51):
But now I'll get there gets from Sanni Halls.
Speaker 26 (50:53):
I'll be lucked up in gil because my lost maby
outlaw after me and my inlast maiden out low out
of me.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Wah, my Lovemada out out of me. God, gentlemen, I
give you Chuck Wagon and the wheels in loss Mada
out law out.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Of me, and a lot of people can relate.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
But yeah, it's oh, I forgot. They're all coming to
min yepsolutely. Well. Not only do US Texans like to
stay here in Texas, but California is like to move here,
those California people. This is according to the Fall twenty
twenty four Texas Relocation Report from Texas Reeltors, where the
second year in a row, eight point one percent of
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people in the US who moved state to state moved
here to Texas. The next game in the Texas population
from such moves was about one hundred and thirty three
thousand people, with roughly four hundred and seventy nine thousand
people moving out of Texas and approximately six hundred twelve
thousand moving in.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
Yeah, dickies, you know the Gene people, they're moving to California.
They probably should have read that first. Uh huh, yeah,
because it went from California's coming here.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
A total of ninety four thousand Californias moved to Texas
last year, according to the US Census, making it the
number one location for people leaving the Golden State. Y'all,
come on, it's a hell of a lot cheaper here. Yeah,
no state sales tax.
Speaker 9 (52:25):
Well, Californians the very same people who years ago used
to look down their nose at US from the West
coast and say, oh Texas, that's all belt buckles and cows.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, now you're coming here. Yeah, enjoy the food.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Well, they couldn't afford houses.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah there, it's ridiculous. I mean the real estate prices
over there. But California and Texas exchanged more residents with
each other than any other state, leading to a game
of Texas. A fifty five thousand former California. Florida traded
the second most movers, with Texas leaving the second highest
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game for an estimated thirteen thousand people. The HIGHESTVT losses
of Texas residents to other state were Colorado and North Carolina.
Because we ain't moved to California's too expensive. That's right,
That's right. That's how it is.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
How would you like to smell like Mick Jagger?
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Well, I think it would if I could have his money.
Speaker 6 (53:21):
Well, the Rolling Stones have gotten into the fragrance business.
RS Number nine was made by Fragrance Company near Vona
Brands and Bravado, and was designed to capture the feeling
of London's Soho area in nineteen sixty two, which is
when The Stones played their first live show at the
Marquee Club. Now, the company says that RS Number nine
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has bourbon infused notes of velvet swagger onto center stage
as warm leather brawls under electric musk while attempting touch
of pachuli that will seductively linger. They have a way
with words, don't.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
They're talking a lot of noise about there.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
When I hear musk, I think, oh okay, so sweat.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
I don't want to smell like Elon musk.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
Anyway, the fragrance will be limited to nine hundred and
ninety nine numbered bottles and will cost around ninety nine
ninety nine a bottle. Sold out online already, but we'll
be available at this Stone's Rs Number nine stores in
London and Tokyo on January thirty first. I don't know
if you're planning to go to London or Tokyo anytime soon,
but if you do, grab yourself a bottle or a
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couple of bottles and smell like the inside of a
sweaty rock club if you want to.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, sure, why not? My name's a Owen.
Speaker 9 (54:39):
Instead of selling like a record collector, I'm starting to
sound like a broken record here. But Anna's Texas. I'm
sorry again, still gotta boil.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
Your damn water, So no school today again.
Speaker 9 (54:49):
I guess this makes five straight days since the first
notice went out. That is a long time to not
have access to clean water in your house. Anna School's
have been closed since Monday. Classes are canceled too day
as well, while the district awaits the all clear sign
from the City of Ennis, who have been under a
boil water notice since Sunday morning. When cold temperatures caused
a water main break that led to six other pipes
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also busting out big leaks in Ennis. By Tuesday, the
city said the lines had been repaired, but in a
meeting last night, the mayor said some test results have
shown the water to be free of contaminants, but keep
boiling the water until more tests come back. Today, they're
trying to be extra careful with everybody. They want to
make sure that they can say without a doubt that
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the water is safe to consume.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Now they say you can shower, but you just can't
drink it.
Speaker 6 (55:38):
Yeah, if you're one of those people that in the
shower always like opens up their mouth.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Their hair, Well, you don't go down to drain, is
what's gonna helpen well.
Speaker 9 (55:47):
The Ennis leaders have voted to approve more than one
million dollars to design improvements to the city's water system
that eventually could crank all the way up to a
cost of fifteen million day day just for Ennis.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
And if you got fifteen million dollars later on, oh
we ain't out there all right, We got MAVs tickets
in the ticket window coming up next on the bow.
And then show.
Speaker 13 (56:17):
Understand, understand.
Speaker 15 (56:29):
Understand.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, like there's only one misunderstanding. Oh, tell about it, missus.
We're the most misunderstood morning show probably in the world.
Y'all don't understand how we roll. You do, but you
just don't get it. Yeah, why are they like that?
Speaker 6 (56:46):
And you probably don't want to delve deeper into the answer.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
Couldn't somebody shock them or something? Let's say it.
Speaker 6 (56:55):
You get shocked pretty much every Wednesday, don't you.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, but that didn't work, So I guess I'm just
a prick. Bo I noticed you didn't argue that, boy boa.
It took me a while. Yeah, okay, let's talk time wasters,
because here's what we're doing. We're wasting time, aren't we.
Speaker 6 (57:13):
All right, here's what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at long Star ninety two five
dot com for you to check out. Alex van Halen
is sharing more about the final moments of Eddie Van
Halen's life. During an appearance on the All There Is
with Anderson Cooper podcast, Van Halen drummer admitted that his
brother's death felt shocking despite a long battle with cancer,
(57:36):
none of.
Speaker 27 (57:37):
Us I really thought he was going to die, you know,
he'd always bounced back. He had the most incredible DNA
that I've ever seen anybody. He could do more and
more drugs than anybody whos sl wake up the next
day and performed.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
I don't think anybody really thought.
Speaker 27 (57:53):
He was going to die, so when he when he passed,
it was it was really a shock.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
And it takes a lot of training to get really
drunk and function the nation.
Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
Alex also says that the grief over losing his brother
Ed at times can be overwhelming.
Speaker 27 (58:09):
At times can be overwhelming, and the more the more
I dwell on it, the more complicated it becomes.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
When I'm alone and I put on a piece of
music and I hear him play, I just break I
break down. That's it, you know, uncontrollably.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
But knowing what I know about the human body, you.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Just let it happen.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Otherwise it will happen in the light at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
That wouldn't look so good. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:31):
I know what it's like to lose a brother, man,
I know, And you know, you lose a loved one,
and sometimes you feel that if you start crying, you're
not going to be able to stop.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah, you know, you eventually do it's been a while.
It was like nineteen eighty eight or something, but a
while ago. So I'm the only one.
Speaker 6 (58:49):
But you remember him every day, of course, Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Well,
we have a link to the story and also a
link to his podcast, Anderson Cooper's podcast on our page.
You want to listen to it. It is really fascinating,
very touching. So Bob Dylan must be getting excited about
his life story coming to the big screen later this month,
the movie about Me. Bob Dylan took to social media
(59:12):
to promote the upcoming biopic A Complete Unknown, which stars
Timothy Shallomey and the book that inspired it as well.
That book, Elijah Wallds Dylan Goes Electric. Bob Dylan posted
that after you've seen the movie, you should go read
the book and in other A Complete Unknown news It
is going to be screened at thirty Imax locations around
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the country on December eighteenth, that's a week before the
film opens nationwide on Christmas Day. How cool would it
be to see on Imax Dead and Company heading back
to the Sphere in Las Vegas in twenty twenty five.
The group's going to play eighteen shows spread over six
weekends starting on March twentieth. Travel and VIP packages go
(59:53):
on sale today, with the Dead and Company pre sale
on Tuesday next week and the general on sale Friday,
deci Umber thirteenth. We have all that information and their
announcement up on our page. And finally, you may be
scrimping trying to pay off that new truck of yours.
Bow I am, but a guy in New Jersey obviously
has money to spare because he got his dog his
(01:00:14):
own ride. What that's right, the dog has his own ride.
Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
Check out the video.
Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
We have it up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I feel like seeing something ridiculous? Sure, why not? You
are my best friend of the whole way all. Thank you,
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Well that's it for Fun with Music Day this week.
Speaker 15 (01:00:43):
And it was fun.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yes, it was as it was. It was a little twisted,
but then again, isn't it always here on this program. Yeah,
tomorrow is gonna get real twisted. Comedian Billy Gardella is
going to be here, and of course we'll do our
NFL pro picks with Fox Forest Mike Newsey like we
always do.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
And uh.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Then on Friday, we're all gonna go out to the
Walmart on Park Lane in plain Old because we're gonna
be doing toys for Tots.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
We're helping out our bud My Doozy the Deuce from
Fox four and also the US Marine Corps reserve for
Toys for Tots this year. Also our friends from Mix
are gonna be out there, so we're gonna be collecting
new toys. I will be there around five pm.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Tomorrow, okay, and it's toll way in Park right.
Speaker 11 (01:01:29):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I go on the east side of the tollway part. Damn.
That sounds good to me because I think maybe afterwards
there's a little restaurant down the street, your favorite, and
I think I'm gonna gorge myself. I'll be like a
big old fat wheel.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
After I finished, I could order some red fish poncha
train from Papa Does.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I was just thinking about, Oh, that's my favorite dish.
That's my goal too. They're killing me, man, how we
roll here? Okay, So our after show decompression session is
coming up next. What we'll talk about is anybody's guests,
even our own. We'll just see what happens. It's kind
of how we unwind after ripping and running on this program.
(01:02:14):
You see, that's right. Come on over to Facebook, join
us on the loan Star Facebook.
Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Don't forget tomorrow more win them before you can buy them.
Tickets to A C d C.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, because your tickets go on sale tomorrow tomorrow now,
all right, So if you want to get them for free,
you better listen to me or all of us, all three.
I just tried to think of a Yeah, you want
tickets for free, you got to listen to all three,
all three. I'm just trying to think of a rhyme
right off top of my damn pointed heads. So we'll
see you on the after show, and we'll see you
(01:02:46):
on the show enough show tomorrow as we just kind
of kick back and relax and just let.
Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
It all flow out.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Let's do it all that well. I'm not gonna piss myself.
I'm just saying, all that energy that we built up, yeah,
needs to have someplace and anyway, we'll see you tomorrow, Okay,
All right, you all ready for this? Oh yeah, well
ready or not? Here it comes.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Santa won't be back next bristling Sea. It sounds strange.
I know it's hard to believe. But the Steven rolls
watching never body these days.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
He was beating him the sky and his lean here.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
So they so they read he or whoever read got
in the state that it was only a matter of.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
A minute's the week where they landed on our house stop.
There they were, Yellen, Santa knew x Hell and.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I Bliza, but Santa refused to take the rebel Elizar test.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is letting me, buddy, you're under a rest. They Bristoe Worry.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Landed on that little house stop out a miniature out
of love a pepper best.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Santa, God, I need wy or we running around in
the sky need me. I won't lie who Santa got
I do?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Why a duke Sanda down due the county eat jail
even one boon all the rage ten thousand bail like
some strange no.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Santa called me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He said he needed ten grand just to send himself friends.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I told him I'd get on it and do what
I could do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But I can't they get anyone believe my story is
through just trying to help Santa.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I don't mean no harm. Now they're kind of me
in the bunny ball.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They haven't founded, said a slave, and he's right there too,
And they'll probably end up in the city zoo and
there won't be any Santa express my seed.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I can't ring is dail. No one will be leaving.
Santa got I need w why for we run out
around in the sky. Believe me, I won't be lie.
Whoa Sannai got id w r.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
There's a moral to the song.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Don't be mad as mad you gotta have of you
whatever better catch on a cab. Don't ever try to
drive if you can't walk, because even old Santa ain't
above the law.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Santa got I need w whide for we even up
round in the sky.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Believe me, I won't lie.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Whoa Santai got I need w ride?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Santa got I need w hide for we un around
in the sky.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Sanna got.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
About it?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Now?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Sa whoa Sana?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
What a y'all like?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Santa Ine lies?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Santa there you go. I told you yesterday I was
going to start this show with that song because we
were talking about people eating milk and cookies for Santa,
and I said, my dad used to leave a bottle
of beer, pearl beer, pearl beer. Santa wouldn't be able
(03:46):
to finish his rounds if he drank a bunch of
pearl he'd be on the toilet. But we'd wake up
on Christmas morning and oh, Sannah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Drank the beer. He was really here yay.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So we started thinking what if everybody left him a
beer instead of milk and cookies? That was what would happen.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Xant O gotta d w so kids, the lesson here
is leave milk and cookies.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yes, ry damn it, Santa? How did you get drunk?
Wouldn't the milk start curdling after you left it out
all night?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
All he has to do is wiggle his nose and
it'll get It's right, it'll got powers.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, good morning. Today is fun with music, kids. I
got a new mash up, a Christmas mashup that I
hadn't played for you yet, and some other stuff. As
a matter of fact, since we didn't get to do
or had to do whose song is it anyway last
month and we're not going to be able to do
it this month, I thought what we should do is
(04:43):
play or whose song?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Anyway? Song from last year? Because it was a Christmas song.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh that's right. It was Blue Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Blue Christmas. Yes, Blue Christmas.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
It was on December seventh, is on Pearl Harbor Day
last year, so it was almost exactly a year ago.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
And that was painful.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
If I remember correctly. On my it wasn't on Pearl
Harbor Day. It was the last Thursday of November because
I found it. I found it actually was a few
days after that.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Oh really, we always do it on the last Thursday.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So maybe that's when you loaded it or yes, maybe, Okay,
let's see what we're celebrating today. It's Day of the Ninja.
Unfortunately it's not our ninja. The day was created by
a parody website called Ninja Burger that claims to be
a sect of ninjas that can deliver fast food meals
in under a half hour to any place anytime.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I think, I like these kind of ninja go.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
National communicate with your kids day Oh please, yeah, like
they're going to listen to you if there's not any
money or toys involved. That's a tough one. Repeal day.
The day celebrates the day that brought the twenty first
Amendment into effect that repealed the eighteenth Amendment which said
you all can't drink any alcohol anymore.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
And it didn't stop people, did it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I'll drink to that. Today. It is World Soil Day.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Soil yes, like soil, pants or soil like dirt.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Soil like dirt? Okay, good because like dirt is a
lot better than walking on hot lava, which would be
under your feet if there was no soil.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Very true.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Bo Plus, you need it to grow food and we
all get hungry at a time. Wait a minute, it's
International Volunteer Day. A good feeling to do something for
someone for free without expecting anything in returns.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
We love the volunteers here in North Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And that's the Christmas spirit. Yes please Bathtub Party Day?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Oh to go with repeal?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sure, your liquored up friends over to get naked and
have a special event in the bathtub. They never speak
to you again, but you can at least ask National
Comfort Food Day? What is your ca What do you
think anything?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Mexican food like enchiladas, cheese enchiladas, that's a.
Speaker 9 (06:51):
Good chicken fried steak, extra white pepper, gravy and I'd
like some cheese on those mass potatoes.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Wow, I like both of y'all. I'll take you one. Hell,
let's go eat y. It is Crumpus Knock, the celebration
of the anti Santa Crumpus. I love him, who had
come into the homes of kids who had been bad
all year and punished him little bastards for everything they did.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Did you see that movie?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, it was a good scary movie. And also it's
a good way to scare your kids into behaving hating. Please,
And it's National Blue Jeans Day. Blue jeans got their
start in the nineteenth century. Jacob Davis, a taylor from Reno, Nevada,
had been making pants for miners, but they weren't sturdy enough,
with pockets and a button fly that were particularly successible
(07:36):
to tears. Not only that, but buttonflies are hard to
open when you got a pee.
Speaker 9 (07:41):
Now, Yeah, you gotta get the move down. You can
rip them all open at once if you really grab
at the right way, well.
Speaker 7 (07:47):
You need.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
You hurt yourself. Davis partner with Levi Strauss to pat
and the riveted pants and then sell them. So guess what,
zzy top song, I'm gonna play the national Blue Jeans, Right,
Bags Blues does it every year.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I knew immediately what song is.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Of course I do what. It's National Blue Jeans Day.
I got the guitar playing on that. Whoa, oh yeah,
it's a badass tune.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
All right.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
So we got sports of all sorts coming up. We
got the freaking pool file and we got win them
before you can buy them ac DC tickets. We got
mass tickets too, were gonna get underway.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Let's do it, Morning Streets.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Lone Star ninety five. Yes, that crazy, little frustrating expensive
thing called the emphasis on the expensive right exactly exactly
Dallas for Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Well look at look at six thirty in time for
Sports of all words.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Brought to you by the Will High Law from injury lawyers.
Go to Will High Winds dot com. Well, your Dallas Stars.
They lost last night.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
To the Los Angeles Kings three to two. But that's
not the worst news. Dallas Stars forward Tyler Sagan will
be out for the next four to six months. According
to general manager Jim Nil. Sagan will undergo surgery today
to repair Okay, I'm we'll try all right for moral asset.
Wait a for moorl Asset a bueller impringement on the
(09:21):
left side of his left hip labrum. Those are, of course,
medical terms that I don't understand at all. He messed
up his hip, Yeah, he got some bad hip.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
All I know is just bad news for the Stars man.
He has already missed five games this season with a
lower body injury. Surgery will be performed by doctor Brian T.
Kelly in New York. The thirty two year old Sagan
was placed on injured reserve. He has nine goals and
eleven assists in nineteen games this season, and he's going
to be missed by the way. The Stars are still
(09:53):
on the road and they'll play tomorrow night in Vegas
against the Golden Knights. The puck will drop at nine
o'clock our time.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Will start a two game trip tonight in the Nation's
capital to face the two and seventeen Washington Wizards. They
have lost fifteen consecutive games. Why can't the Cowboys play them? Yeah?
The Wizards clearly are headed to the draft lottery in
the spring. The Mavericks, meanwhile, are sizzling, with five wins
in a row and nine in their last ten games.
(10:20):
One of the reasons the MAVs are hot right now,
Bo has been Spencer Dinwitty. He is averaging seventeen point
two points and six point four assists in the five
game win streak. He has shot fifty two percent from
the three point land during that time. Now, a couple
of moments in recent games have exemplified why Dinwitty has
been so important to the Mavericks hot streak. Luka Danzek
(10:42):
has had a smoking hot return from the wrist injury
that knocked him out for five games. In the two
games since his return, he's averaged thirty six and a
half points, nine and a half rebounds, and eight and
a half assists. Tip Off tonight in DC will be
at six and you can watch it on Channel eight
or on their sister station, k FAA channel twenty nine.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Twenty yesterday was National Signing Day. Do you guys know
how to sign? Well, it's for high school athletes committing
to colleges.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Oh oh, I was making signs at bow here in
the studio, didn't he didn't make any.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Signs back on the yes social media posts of people
because their high school student was like, you know, signing
with A and M or ut so it was that
kind of signing.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
All right.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Well, here's the story, all right, high school athletes across
the country making big decisions about their college futures. Eight
Duncanville High School football players signed athletic aid agreements yesterday morning.
The Panthers won back to back state championships, so it
should come as no surprise that so many members of
the team officially committed to playing at top colleges like
(11:49):
University of Oregon SMU right here in our backyard in
Arizona State as well. And it's not just Duncanville High
School that has athletes committing to colleges, it's every high
school across the USA. These kids are taking the first
step into the college life. Hopefully we'll have a great
career there and then who knows, maybe a spot in
the NFL.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Oh cool, You got to keep the dream alive.
Speaker 9 (12:13):
Student athletes have the ability, depending on their sport and division,
to sign their agreement up until high school graduation time.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
And you know they say nothing lasts forever, But that
old cliche statement is even more true when it comes
to NFL coaches. Oh yeah, the league has seen a
historic turnover rate for head coaches in recent years, and
this year won't be any different. There have been thirty
five firings since twenty twenty, plus a staggering twenty three
coaches canned in the last three years. Looking ahead, there
(12:44):
are already several openings for twenty twenty five. The New
York Jets, the New Orleans Saints. Yeah, we'll probably get
a new coach for them. The Chicago Bears moved on
from their head coaches in the middle of the season.
Then there are potential openings with the Jacksonville Jaguars, New
York Jis, Las Vegas Raiders, and your Dallas Cowboys because
we all know Mike McCarthy's days in Dallas are numbered,
(13:06):
no matter how much Dack tries to stroke him and
say how great he is. Yeah, some of the names
mentioned for the coach of the Cowboys include Mister Excitement,
Bill Belichick, Mike Vrabel, Ben Johnson, the Detroit Lions offensive coordinator,
along with the Lions defensive coordinator Aaron Glenn. I don't
know what's gonna happen. Who knows McCarthy may stay. I
(13:27):
ain't seeing it happening, but it's tough to get out
this disappointing season until Jerry makes up his mind. The
problem is that they all know that Jerry likes to
run everything, and whoever ends up coaching the Cowboys who
will have to know they won't have total control over
what happens because it's Jerry's team and I'll do what
the hell I want.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Did you see the social media post that Mike McCarthy
said that actually he has more control with the Cowboys
than he did with Green Bay.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Really?
Speaker 6 (13:56):
It was in response to Dak saying that he needed
to have more power. Oh shall see. Hey, the horn
Frogs are about to lose their athletic director. South Carolina
will hire TCU athletic director Jeremiah Donatti as its new
athletic director. The university's board of trustees scheduled a meeting
for today where Donati's hiring will become official with South Carolina.
(14:20):
Donati will take over for a long time South Carolina
athletic director Ray Tanner, who announced in September that he
was moving to a different role as special advisor at
the school. When Tanner made his choice to leave a
public South Carolina trustees said they wanted an athletic director
who had experience, and Donatti certainly fits that bill. He
was named TCU's athletic director back in December of twenty seventeen,
(14:44):
and during his tenure, TCU's football team played in the
National Championship Game, where it was beaten by Georgia in
twenty twenty two. We all remember how that.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hurt, right, they were murdered by Georgia. Yeah, well, dogs.
At least the Frogs got to the National champ I
don't know if.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
They've done that yet, and they've got the T shirt.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
To prove that. Cincinnati quarterback Joe.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Burrow is a man with big dreams and big aspirations
in the general world of entertaining the planet Earth. And
it looks like the Cincinnati Bagels probably won't make the
playoffs this season.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That means quarterback Joe.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
Burrow can continue work on his other dream, the dream
of becoming Batman.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He wants to be Batman for him, Yes, I'm Batman,
Catch this ball, I'm Batman.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
The cameras of HBO's Hard Knocks caught Burrow telling a
couple of teammates that he bought one of the batmobiles
based on the model used in Christopher Nolan's trilogy about
the Caped Crusader. I have the feeling the spirit of
Russ Martin is listening to this, my sor. It seems
that Burrow isn't done spending some of his fortune, and
(15:51):
he also admitted to his teammates that his next move
is to.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Buy the expensive batsuit. I'm going to buy the batsuit.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Of rubbery one.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm gonna wear it during games intimidate the defense.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Russ had one from the TV show and the all
black one to us like to collect Batman stuff, even
had a batmobile museum.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Quarterback Joe Burrow is going after one of the batsuits
that was used in one of the movies.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That's how much you know about it. Give us a
big Batman fan too, Jimmy White. Yeah, okay, well kids.
Tonight on Thursday Night Football, the Green Bay Peckers face
off against the Detroit Lions to kick off Week fourteen
of the NFL schedule. While fans of the few teams
have lost all hope, the Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo
Bills have already clinched the spot in the playoffs, while
(16:38):
the Lions, Minnesota Vikings, and Philadelphia Eagles also could wrap
up a spot in the postseason before the weekend is over.
And here's something to think about. Texas remains one of
eleven states where sports betting is still illegal. That's eleven
out of fifty, and a new study showed government officials
they are like our governor Gregory May to pull their
(17:00):
heads out of their collective asses. Eller's and Cragic, an
independent research firm, conducted a new study showing sports betting
would pay off for the state of Texas big time.
The study Legal Online Sports Betting in Texas Revenue Forecast
and Economic Impact Analysis I did that in one breath too,
estimates the market could generate over three hundred and sixty
(17:23):
million in direct tax revenue for the state, heading over
eight thousand jobs. The report estimated Texas would benefit from
over two point six billion annually in economic output. So
what's the hold up? If the morality police get their
pennies in a wad tough turns, huh.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
It would pay for us to improve our power grid.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Think about that? Yes, well, that's in a perfect world.
A few weekends ago, the state of Texas, of course,
hosted the Jake Paul Mike Tyson Fight at Jerryworld, which
became the most stream sporting event ever and the most
wagered fight sportsbook had ever seen. To mention, Jerry got
eighteen million at the gates. Now, there's a few rumors
(18:06):
that it was rigged. Man, that's that fight was rigged.
That's usually from someone who lost a bunch of money
on the file. I mean we've heard it was rig before,
haven't we. All right, get ready the freaking full file
next on the Bowl and Them show Dallas fort Worths
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Bad company,
(18:27):
and you're in bad company here with well of them,
Joe Good I'll let you know coming up that mashup
that I haven't played for you yet, and you're gonna
go dial well right now, it's time for the freaking
full file. Oh my god. Police in Quintana, Roo, Mexico,
recently received an unusual complaint from a local woman who
accused her twenty three year old, hot female neighbor of
(18:50):
hanging her underwear on her clothesline in plain sight in
order to seduce the woman's husband.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Yeah, that sounds about right. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Forty two year old Ya Visa E decided to file
a formal accusation against her shameless young neighbor, accusing her
of breaking good morals in decency. She told police officers
that it was no coincidence that her young, hot neighbor
always washed her thongs on Saturday around noon when her
husband was at home in free to gauk at her
(19:22):
from out the window. Miss E explained that she had
repeatedly walked in on her husband staring out the window
at her neighbor's underwear and touching himself.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
Whoa deamn?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And despite asking the woman to quit trying to seduce
her man, but.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
The hussy kept at it, of course she did.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
The wife even called police to arrest the young woman
for lack of morals and decency, but the police likely
informed her that the twenty three year old woman had
done nothing illegal. Police visited the scorned wife at her
home and advised her to avoid future conflicts of this
nature by having dialogue with both her neighbor and her husband.
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Oh but, as the saying goes, hell has no fury
than a woman scorned, and this pissed off wife said
she may have to take matters into her old Oh no,
I can't wait for a follow up to the store. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Absolutely, And lady, if your husband is seduced just by
the side of thong underwear. You've got bigger problem.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
You've got a bigger problem hidden, especially if they're clean.
Man hanging the funkies out there inside out.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Like hey, before you wash them, give them to let
me say you more more time. Okay, here's a story
out of Peru. Police and Peru have arrested a man
caught trying to leave the country. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
It totally keeps me. He was trying to leave the
country with three hundred and twenty tarantulas, one and ten centipedes,
and nine bullet ants strapped to his body.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Stop it.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
The twenty eight year old South Korea national was at
Horhechavis International Airport in Lima, Peru, after officials noticed that
his stomach area looked a little bulky. The insects were
packaged inside zip lock bags and more bags strapped to
the man's abdomen. Three hundred and twenty tarantulas and one
hundred and ten step yeah. Police detained the man, who
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was traveling to South Korea, and Peru's Environmental Crimes prosecutor
has opened an investigation into the case. The insects are
thought to have been taken from the Madre de ViOS
region in the Peruvian Amazon. They're now in care of authorities. Tarantulas,
by the way, are a threatened species, and Peru is
not the only South American nation facing problems with wildlife
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trafficking people trying to smuggle out tarantulas. In December of
twenty twenty one, authorities in Colombia seized at least two
hundred and thirty two tarantulas, sixty seven cockroaches, nine spider eggs,
and a scorpion with seven of its little babies, all
hidden in the suitcase at the Eldorado Airport in Bogota.
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At least they were in a suitcase, not strapped to
their body. Is there is there a market for tarantulism? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is it really sure?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
What do they use them for as pets?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Pets? Oh? That's right. I knew a guy in New
Orleans that had a pet tarentula named Caesar, and he
was nowhere to be seen whenever I went over there
is it? Where's where's Caesar? Oh he's probably under the
couch somewhere. Well, he's supposed to be in a glass enclosure. No,
he just he'd let him run around. Oh my god,
And what happens if those tarantulas decided to do a
great escape and get out of those bags and bite
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the stop.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
If he's at the airport and they pat him down,
that's going.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They can get loose. Man. Remember the cobra on the
loose in New York City. Oh yeah, there's a cobra
loose here. Remember that.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I found him.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
A lot of people have freaky pets like that.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
A woman has been arrested for raising hell at a
Raising Canes restaurant in Guestswich.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
State, Florida, Florida, Florida.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
Of course, good old Clearwater, Florida, which is a beautiful
beach by the way. A thirty one year old Mackenzie
Keeling was down there and feeling inspired when she walked
into her Raising Canes in the area and ended up
getting arrested after going on a verbal and physical rampage
over the number of dipping sauces she wanted for her
chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh my god, they say.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
Keeley picked up her mobile food order drove away, opened
the bag, noticed that she was missing eight packs the
pain sauce, which she had requested. Keeling returned to the restaurant,
spoke to a manager. He apologized, he handed over the
eight dipping sauces.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Keeling wasn't satisfied.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
She got more upset and demanded more sauces for wasting
her time and her gas.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh stop.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
During her meltdown, she actually hit the manager on the leg,
ripped off the manager's keys and the employee ID that
were attached to her belt and all of this after
she got handed what she was missing, Yes, from her back.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
They made it right. What are's still bitching about? Yeah? Now,
the cops were called.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
They questioned everybody involved, They reviewed surveillance footage. They coughed
and stubbed this young lady. One of the employees at
the restaurant told police.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
That bitch's crat, that hitch is crazy. Well, there have
been several stories like this over the last several years,
and here's another one. Recently, it was reported that a
twenty six year old man known only as A k
had been dating a woman named a Dianda for a
year before they decided to tie the knot. They was
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in love and they got married. It was love at
first sight from the first meeting with Adenda, who claimed
to be a devout Muslim wore a full face veil
to cover her head and face. Ak assumed that it
was her way of showing her religious devotion and had
no issues with it. Besides, he knew he was gonna
get him some sooner or later. Ak grew suspicious of
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his wife soon after their winning, as she refused to
communicate with his family and would wear her veil at
home at all times. Adinda also constantly avoided physical intimacy,
claiming she was always on her period or wasn't feeling well.
Sensing something was a miss, Ak decided to track down
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a deemed his family address and found out guess what,
take a guess, Andy, aDNA was a man young, a
man named Ash who had been cross dressing since twenty twenty.
Now that's a good reason to show her in her
in laws before you made him, you know. Aka eventually
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filed a police report against Ish, who he thought was
his wife. It's later admitted to the police that he
married Ak to steal his family's money. The police noted
that Esh was able to carry on the sham for
over a year, as he looked like a woman he
had makeup on and had a gentle, high pitched voice.
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So all the time, our boy ak never once felt
around down there to see.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah, do a pat down after a year, take inventory,
you're about to get married.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yes, walk in on a shower one time, pray and
say oops. Esh has since been arrested and is said
to be facing fraud charges that could lend him in
bars for four years.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, that's it needs a longer sentence.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
There's a lot of stories like this over the years,
way too many. And there's another one. So remember, check
the plumbings before you go home. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Don't go away, because coming up next hour, we have
your win them before you can buy them tickets to
see ac DC. They're gonna play at and T Stadium Monday,
April fourteenth. Want to go to the show? Well, it's
fun with music day, so Bo says, you're gonna have
to guess the game show theme song. Yes, to win
those ac DC tickets. We're gonna do that around seven
to fifty right here on the Bow and Them show
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on lone Star ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
All right, let's all do the ending together again?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Yea, yeah, like a pirate all right here, I think
I hurt myself, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Now I know what y'all are thinking. Uh, y'all are thinking.
What are those jagosh gonna do with dirty deeds done
dirt cheap and make it into a Christmas song? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Bo, how are you gonna do that? Okay, that's an evil?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
How about dirty deeds done dirt cheap mashed up with
rocking around the Christmas tree by Brindley? No way? Yeah,
watch you work your works.
Speaker 12 (27:41):
There's you done?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Come in.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Three six, sit there, I.
Speaker 14 (28:04):
Do.
Speaker 13 (28:07):
Drink turn gates, drink, turn gates, drink.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
You've got problem, you're not.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
You gotta broke up hurt.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
This doubled in little down in that.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
Room, duck on the chair that stop by, look up
the throat over the social tone, come.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Right up with the brown. Hen will help myself.
Speaker 15 (28:45):
You will get so little feeling when you hear.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
He say left me.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
With.
Speaker 13 (28:56):
But also, honey, you look.
Speaker 15 (28:59):
In the Christmas tree, have a happy for olgin.
Speaker 16 (29:05):
Everyone dance fairly hit the new old flening.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Wait drink you want to But that's that's like to.
Speaker 17 (29:35):
Name and the drag of thats like but at the
throat anything was home, start again standing like moy my
dog is.
Speaker 13 (29:55):
Drink turn gas drink.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
You d.
Speaker 15 (30:02):
D you will get your s little fee when you
hear me let Johney the.
Speaker 16 (30:17):
Housand bottles of hoot money.
Speaker 15 (30:19):
You don't get a rotten Christmas tree. I have a
happy huldy.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Everyone.
Speaker 16 (30:27):
That's it very in the news. Oh shine, come on
it work.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I told you, I told them show Oh man, right,
(31:12):
that's good, Right down, buddy.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
You remember walking through the Dusty Hill exhibit and that
song was playing on the speeder.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yes, yes, yeah, blue jean Blues because it's National Blue
Jeans Day. Blue jeans were patented in eighteen seventy three.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, but that song there makes those blue jeans come off,
don't you think?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah? Probably that's a quit you old grinning and drop
your linen exactly. You know you mentioned Dusty Hill. Okay,
since you guys, I'm sorry. You got cheated out of
Whose Song is It Anyway? Last month, and you'll be
cheated out of one this month because we're taking away case.
But uh, Dusty Hill's auction, you remember that? Oh yeah,
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that was one of the subjects for last year's Christmas
Whose Song Is It Anyway? Uh huh Dusty Hills auction.
The other subjects were getting kicked in the nuts ouch
coach Mike McCarthy's appendix, remember when he had Yeah yeah,
and George Santos hope he disappeared for a long time.
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So we came up with a Christmas song and I'm
gonna play it for you here in just a little while.
And we got those zz top top those ac DC tickets.
Speaker 11 (32:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The oldest living former game show host, Wink Martindale, turned
ninety one yesterday and he hosted many game shows. I'll
play the theme from one and you gotta guess what
it is, okay. And I wondered how he got the
name Wink. He says he had his real name is Winston,
and he had a friend who had a speech impediment,
and it came out Winston, came out Winky. So he
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just he's just called himself Wink Martindale when he got.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Into the business.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Really a cute little nickname, Wink. And it is very memorable.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I gotta show you guys something here.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's an elf?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
An elf on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It's not elf on the show?
Speaker 4 (33:01):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Showed me this? It's the farting elf.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
For those of you watching on radio. Uh, here he is.
You see he's got his pants pulled down, yes, and
he's mooning us. And he's mooning us. His big ass
is sticking out at us, and he pressed this little button?
Is he song?
Speaker 15 (33:25):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Wait a minute, there he is. We love him. The
farting elf.
Speaker 18 (33:45):
Ladies less better than Elf on the show Pops in
here now, which reminds me, how would you like to
hear the farting version of the Twelve Days of Christmas?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Of course you would.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Here you go, okayody.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Like Drew mud there for.
Speaker 10 (34:49):
Okay, okay, you laughed at farts.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Fars are still funny today they are, man, but I
could smell it.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, well that's probably mell Horse Classic Rockers lone Star
ninety two five. Gimme Hendrix. Crosstown traffic, I'm sure you
might be stuck in it even as we speak, dead
gummay we don't miss that, do we?
Speaker 19 (35:33):
No?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
The only good thing about being here at three am,
oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Because there's nobody on the road but drunks and cops.
And if you see a cop trying not to drive
like a drunken you'll be fine.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
The only real traffic castles morning show people have to
put up with. Is lunch rush on the way home?
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Yeah, kind of old.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
There's an in and out burner here again with a
cross five lanes. Okay, So here it is our Whose
song Is It? Anyway? Our Christmas song from last year,
and absolutely everybody did a pretty good job.
Speaker 6 (36:07):
You guys did a good Oh you did fine. I
think Deborah is still laughing about my moon.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Well, here you go, here you go. Here's how it went.
It's time, Yes, it is time for our Christmas version
of Whose Song Is It Anyway? And here's the subject
you gave us this morning, George Santos, he's all over
the news, Yes he is. Coach Mike McCarthy's appendix, which
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is now gone getting kicked in the nuts, and Dusty
Hill's auction. Okay, and we're going to do it too,
that Elvis Christmas classics man, and you got to sing
like the King. That's a rule. Maybe you gotta swing
you already, Yeah, get your lips here we go. Oh,
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have some blue.
Speaker 20 (37:04):
Testes this Christmas, Like Colts McCarthy's.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Appendix, they're all missing.
Speaker 20 (37:21):
Decay shuns like sandpost should be hung from a tree
while we bid on the cool stuff like belong to
Old Dusty.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Now when bows.
Speaker 21 (37:45):
Nuts start hurting along with it, and when his squaw
packer starts squirting, you'll be dude in all ride. The
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Santosi is out of side, but bow will have his
blue blue blue testings.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
No Coo will still.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Be coaching a will while those egle.
Speaker 19 (38:39):
Approaching Patle Sun out all Rod when the games Sunday night,
but both will still have trump Soon.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Man was beautifully allful.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I hope you all are ashamed of yourself for that.
We never said we'd make you smarter, old bullied, bullied
bit Dallas, what was classic grock lone Star ninety two
to five? Have another couple of little Christmas ditties that
I'll play for you here. Okay, just gonna have to
be patient because now we have win them before you
can buy them ac DC.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
Yes, the tickets will go on sale Friday at noon
hour time, so that's tomorrow at noon if you want
to purchase your tickets.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Okay, so right now I'm going to give away some
free ones though. And as I told you earlier, the
oldest living former game show host Wink Martindale turned ninety
one years old yesterday so he hosted many game shows. Yeah,
but you're going to have to identify this game show.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
You got the theme song for I got the theme song?
All right, This one's a little tough or maybe not.
I don't know. You guys are so smart?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Is it old?
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, kinda, but.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
At least it's only the game shows that Wink Martin
dam pushed, so that narrows it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
So go ahead and google Wink Martin tale and you
have a right two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one nine two five? Tell me this
game show? Yes, you probably watched it. I loved this show.
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Did I get it? Non of a one?
Speaker 7 (40:36):
But it was Oh that wasn't my way.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
It's a great show.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Okay, I'll let it play for a minute. It's like
I'm sitting in front of my TV right now in
the daytime. It sounds like a bunch of people being flapped. Yeah, exact.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I don't know if you watch this game show, but
it was very topic.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
It was a great show.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Annabel knew her fright off after that.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
You know he used to be a disc jockey radio.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, yeah, he went on the bigger and better things.
We are stalled right now.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
We have never hosted a game show except on the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, you could probably watch this game show on the
Game show Network. Yes, yes, okay, let's see if any
of you know go and then show what game show
is that? Tick tack what?
Speaker 11 (41:36):
No?
Speaker 10 (41:37):
No, no, she almost had its.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Due unless she read it wrong.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
It rhymes with tic tac toe though, and bo rhymes
with bo go, And then show what game show is that?
What game show is it? I'm sorry, I don't know. Baron,
show what game show is that?
Speaker 6 (42:04):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (42:06):
Gambit?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Gambit? No, he did scambit?
Speaker 15 (42:09):
No bon?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
And then show what game show is that? High rollers
hi roll It rhymes with ticktack ho?
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Yes, okay, and Diane's kicking herself.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
She was closed bone. Then show tell me what game
show that is? Ticktack do?
Speaker 8 (42:33):
Because you would window, you would wind do by playing
tick tack do his Homer Simpsons, All right, who is this?
Speaker 19 (42:44):
Larry Road?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Larry Roach? Do they call you roach? Clip? Okay?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
That one be way over?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, hold on, Larry, we got to get some infro
from you, and we'll give you your winner before you
can buy him a C d C tickets. Congratulations, lair
Way to go hold on now I did coming up. Listen,
we play a lot of goofy ass Christmas songs, and
for some reason, the one I'm about to play is
the one that gets the most complaints. Really complaint, Yeah, complaints.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Well that means you're doing your job and it's not
that bad.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
But some people just bitch about it.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Okay, you want to give them the phone number now
so they can start complaining.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, I've been given the phone number a bunch of times.
I don't want to hear from them. I'm will play
that here in just a little while.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
And the MAVs are in DC tonight to take on
the Wizards. But how would you like to see them
at the American Airline Center. Coming up next hour, Bo
and I are going to open up the lone Star
ticket window and giveaway tickets to see the MAVs January fourteenth,
when they take on the red hot Denver Nuggets. We'll
do that around eight forty right here on lone Star
ninety two five.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Lone Star ninety two five. Our Boys of Summer didn't
make the playoffs this year.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
That damn curse, damn Bruce Bochi Kurt, that's right, But
next year we are gonna get.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
To World Series win. You don't even get in the playoff.
That's the sports gods tainting us just a little bit. Okay, uh,
we're gonna just be Christmas in the hell out of
you between now and the end of next week. And
this is a song that it's twisted because it's from
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South Park. For some reason, this song gets more complaints
whenever we play it than any of the other goofy sir,
let's definitely play it. Then, okay, here you go, all right?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh toning bomb.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Bomb b.
Speaker 22 (45:00):
Hard handled bun by day je u two groot me
knows summer by not be innocent? Snap and then oh god.
Speaker 23 (45:23):
Right there, Hey, what's the matter little guy shading to
Dunn and bub By sheet bland. Oh you don't have
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a Christmas tree roads don't.
Speaker 19 (45:47):
Mean to night?
Speaker 14 (45:49):
Well, I tell you what, maybe we'll have ourselves a
little Christmas right here. Come on, everyone, come around, String
up the light, sunlight up the tree you.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
We're gonna make some revelry. Spirits are high.
Speaker 24 (46:03):
So I can tell it's Christmas time in hell. Demons
are nicer as you pass them by. There's lots of
demon toysto bite the snow is falling.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
And all as well.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
It's Christmas time and her.
Speaker 24 (46:15):
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with the first of Christmas ham.
After he has sex with it, he'll read up all
he can. And there goes Jrnough Kennedy caroling with his son.
Speaker 10 (46:27):
Reunited the holidays.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
God blessing Saffrey.
Speaker 25 (46:31):
Why everybody has a happy, low less dance in blood
and even now Saint Tongue is under the spell.
Speaker 10 (46:38):
It's Christmas time in Hell, had off.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Here's a present for you, don bomb he has from
daurna bomb.
Speaker 24 (46:48):
God cast me down from Heaven's door to rule in
hell forever and more.
Speaker 25 (46:53):
But now I'm kind of glad that I felt, because
it's Christmas time in Hell.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Here's a racks. I hang the stockings on.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
We still have stop the danks come.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Michael London's hair looks well.
Speaker 24 (47:03):
It's Christmas time and path there's Princess Dana holding burning.
Miss Soto over porge, and Cisco said, just watch as
ween hegre for Monday. We all stop burning and the
flames are not so thick, while the screaming and the
torture stops as we wait for Rossie Nick so string
up the lights, sun light up the tree.
Speaker 25 (47:24):
We're damp for all eternity over just one day. All
is well, it's Christmas time, and path got closer together,
and make it quick. We gotta make room for Andy Dick,
wake his.
Speaker 7 (47:36):
Mother and ring the burn.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
It's Christmas times, Christmas time, Christmas time, brismass hard and.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Christmas Movie.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
The not Jimmy's start there at the end. Now, what
was so bad about that? That gets everybody pissed off?
Speaker 6 (48:05):
And Princess Diana's in hell house?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
There you go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Okay, I'll shut up.
And you not you, You're an asshole house. I wasn't
pointing in any one of you. Oh, just say it,
all right, figurative you know what? I just noticed? What
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this is the first time on Christmas that we played
the old Tannenbaum South Park song and nobody called to complain.
Well not, yeah, we already ran them off. Either that
or they finally figured out she's don't do any good.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
You'll play it again next year, springing and playing it.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Do we have time for one more Christmas song for
the day, Yes, we do. Here's a song for all
of you that have in laws coming to your house.
Speaker 7 (49:00):
Real.
Speaker 26 (49:00):
I was sleeping when my wife received a phone call
from a mother in New Jersey on December twenty two.
She said to attacking up the Lexus super heading down
the Texas forter spending the.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Jolly there holidays with you.
Speaker 26 (49:13):
Now, I don't mean no disrespect.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
But when it comes to deep perfection for.
Speaker 26 (49:17):
These people lying in shallow asking me, the woman always
brings her dog.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
The old man guard was like a brock, and they both.
Speaker 26 (49:24):
Point out my every flow with dignity.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Here comes a mother, there comes a.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Father, There goes my piece on her into sanity.
Speaker 26 (49:34):
There comes a sharing the Christmas in my house and
food business by in last nave and outlaw out of me.
Right from the moment they arrived, they both were skinning
me alive.
Speaker 10 (49:53):
And all the time that yabby dog was at my sleep.
Speaker 7 (49:56):
My frustration has.
Speaker 26 (49:57):
Never showled until they started to unload a million Christmas
gifts for everyone but me. Now, at this point, I'd
like to make it clear that's giving schools a lot
of ners.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
I come to the wrong side of the law.
Speaker 26 (50:10):
That all in the women shot them, blast bricocheted off
Mammy last.
Speaker 15 (50:14):
And pick them false teeth clean of heavy, y'all.
Speaker 26 (50:17):
There comes a lumber, There comes a father, There goes
my peace on earth than sanity.
Speaker 7 (50:23):
They're come to share another.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Christmas in my house and food business.
Speaker 26 (50:27):
My in lost made an outlaw out of me. Here
comes a cruiser. I'll be a loser at least I'll
(50:49):
have a turlet on me.
Speaker 10 (50:51):
But now I'll get there gets from Sanni Halls.
Speaker 26 (50:53):
I'll be lucked up in gil because my lost maby
outlaw after me and my inlast maiden out low out
of me.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Wah, my Lovemada out out of me. God, gentlemen, I
give you Chuck Wagon and the wheels in loss Mada
out law out.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Of me, and a lot of people can relate.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
But yeah, it's oh, I forgot. They're all coming to
min yepsolutely. Well. Not only do US Texans like to
stay here in Texas, but California is like to move here,
those California people. This is according to the Fall twenty
twenty four Texas Relocation Report from Texas Reeltors, where the
second year in a row, eight point one percent of
(51:41):
people in the US who moved state to state moved
here to Texas. The next game in the Texas population
from such moves was about one hundred and thirty three
thousand people, with roughly four hundred and seventy nine thousand
people moving out of Texas and approximately six hundred twelve
thousand moving in.
Speaker 6 (52:00):
Yeah, dickies, you know the Gene people, they're moving to California.
They probably should have read that first. Uh huh, yeah,
because it went from California's coming here.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
A total of ninety four thousand Californias moved to Texas
last year, according to the US Census, making it the
number one location for people leaving the Golden State. Y'all,
come on, it's a hell of a lot cheaper here. Yeah,
no state sales tax.
Speaker 9 (52:25):
Well, Californians the very same people who years ago used
to look down their nose at US from the West
coast and say, oh Texas, that's all belt buckles and cows.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, now you're coming here. Yeah, enjoy the food.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Well, they couldn't afford houses.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah there, it's ridiculous. I mean the real estate prices
over there. But California and Texas exchanged more residents with
each other than any other state, leading to a game
of Texas. A fifty five thousand former California. Florida traded
the second most movers, with Texas leaving the second highest
(53:02):
game for an estimated thirteen thousand people. The HIGHESTVT losses
of Texas residents to other state were Colorado and North Carolina.
Because we ain't moved to California's too expensive. That's right,
That's right. That's how it is.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
How would you like to smell like Mick Jagger?
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Well, I think it would if I could have his money.
Speaker 6 (53:21):
Well, the Rolling Stones have gotten into the fragrance business.
RS Number nine was made by Fragrance Company near Vona
Brands and Bravado, and was designed to capture the feeling
of London's Soho area in nineteen sixty two, which is
when The Stones played their first live show at the
Marquee Club. Now, the company says that RS Number nine
(53:43):
has bourbon infused notes of velvet swagger onto center stage
as warm leather brawls under electric musk while attempting touch
of pachuli that will seductively linger. They have a way
with words, don't.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
They're talking a lot of noise about there.
Speaker 6 (54:01):
When I hear musk, I think, oh okay, so sweat.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
I don't want to smell like Elon musk.
Speaker 6 (54:08):
Anyway, the fragrance will be limited to nine hundred and
ninety nine numbered bottles and will cost around ninety nine
ninety nine a bottle. Sold out online already, but we'll
be available at this Stone's Rs Number nine stores in
London and Tokyo on January thirty first. I don't know
if you're planning to go to London or Tokyo anytime soon,
but if you do, grab yourself a bottle or a
(54:31):
couple of bottles and smell like the inside of a
sweaty rock club if you want to.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, sure, why not? My name's a Owen.
Speaker 9 (54:39):
Instead of selling like a record collector, I'm starting to
sound like a broken record here. But Anna's Texas. I'm
sorry again, still gotta boil.
Speaker 6 (54:47):
Your damn water, So no school today again.
Speaker 9 (54:49):
I guess this makes five straight days since the first
notice went out. That is a long time to not
have access to clean water in your house. Anna School's
have been closed since Monday. Classes are canceled too day
as well, while the district awaits the all clear sign
from the City of Ennis, who have been under a
boil water notice since Sunday morning. When cold temperatures caused
a water main break that led to six other pipes
(55:12):
also busting out big leaks in Ennis. By Tuesday, the
city said the lines had been repaired, but in a
meeting last night, the mayor said some test results have
shown the water to be free of contaminants, but keep
boiling the water until more tests come back. Today, they're
trying to be extra careful with everybody. They want to
make sure that they can say without a doubt that
(55:33):
the water is safe to consume.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Now they say you can shower, but you just can't
drink it.
Speaker 6 (55:38):
Yeah, if you're one of those people that in the
shower always like opens up their mouth.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Their hair, Well, you don't go down to drain, is
what's gonna helpen well.
Speaker 9 (55:47):
The Ennis leaders have voted to approve more than one
million dollars to design improvements to the city's water system
that eventually could crank all the way up to a
cost of fifteen million day day just for Ennis.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
And if you got fifteen million dollars later on, oh
we ain't out there all right, We got MAVs tickets
in the ticket window coming up next on the bow.
And then show.
Speaker 13 (56:17):
Understand, understand.
Speaker 15 (56:29):
Understand.
Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, like there's only one misunderstanding. Oh, tell about it, missus.
We're the most misunderstood morning show probably in the world.
Y'all don't understand how we roll. You do, but you
just don't get it. Yeah, why are they like that?
Speaker 6 (56:46):
And you probably don't want to delve deeper into the answer.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
Couldn't somebody shock them or something? Let's say it.
Speaker 6 (56:55):
You get shocked pretty much every Wednesday, don't you.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, but that didn't work, So I guess I'm just
a prick. Bo I noticed you didn't argue that, boy boa.
It took me a while. Yeah, okay, let's talk time wasters,
because here's what we're doing. We're wasting time, aren't we.
Speaker 6 (57:13):
All right, here's what we have up on the Bow
and Them show page at long Star ninety two five
dot com for you to check out. Alex van Halen
is sharing more about the final moments of Eddie Van
Halen's life. During an appearance on the All There Is
with Anderson Cooper podcast, Van Halen drummer admitted that his
brother's death felt shocking despite a long battle with cancer,
(57:36):
none of.
Speaker 27 (57:37):
Us I really thought he was going to die, you know,
he'd always bounced back. He had the most incredible DNA
that I've ever seen anybody. He could do more and
more drugs than anybody whos sl wake up the next
day and performed.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
I don't think anybody really thought.
Speaker 27 (57:53):
He was going to die, so when he when he passed,
it was it was really a shock.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
And it takes a lot of training to get really
drunk and function the nation.
Speaker 4 (58:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (58:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
Alex also says that the grief over losing his brother
Ed at times can be overwhelming.
Speaker 27 (58:09):
At times can be overwhelming, and the more the more
I dwell on it, the more complicated it becomes.
Speaker 1 (58:15):
When I'm alone and I put on a piece of
music and I hear him play, I just break I
break down. That's it, you know, uncontrollably.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
But knowing what I know about the human body, you.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Just let it happen.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
Otherwise it will happen in the light at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (58:29):
That wouldn't look so good. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (58:31):
I know what it's like to lose a brother, man,
I know, And you know, you lose a loved one,
and sometimes you feel that if you start crying, you're
not going to be able to stop.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Yeah, you know, you eventually do it's been a while.
It was like nineteen eighty eight or something, but a
while ago. So I'm the only one.
Speaker 6 (58:49):
But you remember him every day, of course, Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Well,
we have a link to the story and also a
link to his podcast, Anderson Cooper's podcast on our page.
You want to listen to it. It is really fascinating,
very touching. So Bob Dylan must be getting excited about
his life story coming to the big screen later this month,
the movie about Me. Bob Dylan took to social media
(59:12):
to promote the upcoming biopic A Complete Unknown, which stars
Timothy Shallomey and the book that inspired it as well.
That book, Elijah Wallds Dylan Goes Electric. Bob Dylan posted
that after you've seen the movie, you should go read
the book and in other A Complete Unknown news It
is going to be screened at thirty Imax locations around
(59:32):
the country on December eighteenth, that's a week before the
film opens nationwide on Christmas Day. How cool would it
be to see on Imax Dead and Company heading back
to the Sphere in Las Vegas in twenty twenty five.
The group's going to play eighteen shows spread over six
weekends starting on March twentieth. Travel and VIP packages go
(59:53):
on sale today, with the Dead and Company pre sale
on Tuesday next week and the general on sale Friday,
deci Umber thirteenth. We have all that information and their
announcement up on our page. And finally, you may be
scrimping trying to pay off that new truck of yours.
Bow I am, but a guy in New Jersey obviously
has money to spare because he got his dog his
(01:00:14):
own ride. What that's right, the dog has his own ride.
Speaker 10 (01:00:19):
Check out the video.
Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
We have it up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I feel like seeing something ridiculous? Sure, why not? You
are my best friend of the whole way all. Thank you,
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five.
Well that's it for Fun with Music Day this week.
Speaker 15 (01:00:43):
And it was fun.
Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yes, it was as it was. It was a little twisted,
but then again, isn't it always here on this program. Yeah,
tomorrow is gonna get real twisted. Comedian Billy Gardella is
going to be here, and of course we'll do our
NFL pro picks with Fox Forest Mike Newsey like we
always do.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
And uh.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Then on Friday, we're all gonna go out to the
Walmart on Park Lane in plain Old because we're gonna
be doing toys for Tots.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
We're helping out our bud My Doozy the Deuce from
Fox four and also the US Marine Corps reserve for
Toys for Tots this year. Also our friends from Mix
are gonna be out there, so we're gonna be collecting
new toys. I will be there around five pm.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Tomorrow, okay, and it's toll way in Park right.
Speaker 11 (01:01:29):
There.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I go on the east side of the tollway part. Damn.
That sounds good to me because I think maybe afterwards
there's a little restaurant down the street, your favorite, and
I think I'm gonna gorge myself. I'll be like a
big old fat wheel.
Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
After I finished, I could order some red fish poncha
train from Papa Does.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I was just thinking about, Oh, that's my favorite dish.
That's my goal too. They're killing me, man, how we
roll here? Okay, So our after show decompression session is
coming up next. What we'll talk about is anybody's guests,
even our own. We'll just see what happens. It's kind
of how we unwind after ripping and running on this program.
(01:02:14):
You see, that's right. Come on over to Facebook, join
us on the loan Star Facebook.
Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Don't forget tomorrow more win them before you can buy them.
Tickets to A C d C.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, because your tickets go on sale tomorrow tomorrow now,
all right, So if you want to get them for free,
you better listen to me or all of us, all three.
I just tried to think of a Yeah, you want
tickets for free, you got to listen to all three,
all three. I'm just trying to think of a rhyme
right off top of my damn pointed heads. So we'll
see you on the after show, and we'll see you
(01:02:46):
on the show enough show tomorrow as we just kind
of kick back and relax and just let.
Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
It all flow out.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Let's do it all that well. I'm not gonna piss myself.
I'm just saying, all that energy that we built up, yeah,
needs to have someplace and anyway, we'll see you tomorrow, Okay,
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