The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 22, 2025 (Ep 1293) Jeff Dunham Calls the Show! The Story of Mount Wank.Linda Lash Burns Hot Sauce Day Down.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
You are about to embark upon the great crusade toward
which we have striven these many months. The eyes of
the world not upon you. I only came here to
do two things.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Man, kick some ass and drink some beer.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's like, well almost that a beer.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
You have to chosen way a time.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Why that time?

Speaker 6 (00:51):
I am.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Try to relax. This will feel a little weird. I
want to know what I'll think. I think you can
take that or rot out the door because appetite like
yours there and I guess I'll be going.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I guess you will.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You have some money some giveaway you pile with breakfast
makes you look cheap? Can we get serious?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, these were not behaving like human beings, like people
who are experiencing this for the first time. Well, they
may not be reacting like you did. They did not
run a check, they did not switch on the APU.
They had all the same parameters that you faced. Well
you and now, ladies and gentlemen, for your further listening pleasure.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
What kind of people of these?

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I'm larning this is a wake up.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Your ass up. Well, come everybody, there's a lot to
do and see your may every woman as well. Come
get ready for the show. Come to start the show already?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yes, all right, time, I guess that we must.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
We must.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, we started with the wake up slap quick. Oh man,
I'm ready. I'm trying to at least get my blood
flowing here before we start this mess. Well, it is
ask Us Stuff Day, boss, Yes, it is the day
where we answer any question you have as long as
it's a legitimate question. Okay, And we had some good

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questions on the Asking Stuff hotline. We did two one, four, eight, six,
six eighty six hundred. Call it ended time. We will
get to those. Also, we have a chance for you
to pick a ticket. You can choose between Billy Idle
tickets Joan Jett is opening that that will be in
may or tickets to see your Dallas Barbaries when they

(03:11):
face off with the Sacramento Kings on Monday.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
March third, and those Billy Idol tickets are winning before
you can buy them because the tickets don't go on
sale until Friday.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Because we got connections, we can get stuff early before everybody.
Hell well, let's see what we're celebrating today. All right,
let's do it. It is Celebration of Life day. Did
you wake up breathing this morning? I did. Then you're
celebrating being above ground instead of being worn food on

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celebration of life day to day, all you need to
do is have a heartbeat. So congratulations, it has come
in from the cold day. Oh yes, please, ain't got
to tell me twice. If you're from here, you know
how old man we're to x up every now and
then then dumps on us. Yes, it can be a hassle,
but it's usually gone within a couple of days. Did

(04:02):
you see the snow in New Orleans?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yes, yes, Galveston, that's Houston, Gallas. The first time they've
had snow in New Orleans that much since nineteen sixty three?
Isn't that crazy? Agents don't know what to do right now?
It is National Polka Dot Day. Yay, we celebrate polka dots.
And it also commemorates Mickey or Mini Miles, Mickey Mouse's gear,

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your friend who is usually seen wearing a red dress
with white polka dots. All right, that's true. It is
Answer your Cat's Question Day. Every day is Answer your
Cat's Question Day at my house. Well, I hate to
tell you, if you actually hear your cat asking you
a question, you should need to see a psychiatrist or
contact a Hollywood agent and see if he believes you

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have a talking cat.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
By understand exactly what my cat is asking normally at
the morning.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Is it it's time? Is it time to eat?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yet?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
God, so bo, you don't believe in animal communicators. Well,
I talked to my dog, but I know you don't
know what the hell I'm saying. Ok, he can tell
by the tone of my voice that he has to
stop doing whatever he was doing that's destructive. In the
I just won, and he said National Southern Food Day.

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Oh yung. Really hard to imagine that there's people who
have never crossed the Mason Dixon line into the South
and have therefore never tasted a chicken fried steak or
a big plate of inchalata. Oh yum, sad huh. It's
also National Hot Sauce Day. Oh, I know how much

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you love hot sauce. You can't have those InChI lottas
without it. But if any kind of hot sauce is
too hot for you, you're either not from Texas or
you're a pussy. And for desserts, yes, sir, it's National
Blonde Brownie Day. Blonde Brownie is you Vanilla and brown
sugars ingredients in place of the chocolate or cocoa traditional

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chocolate brownies. They also can be regular chocolate brownies with
white powdered sugar on top. Basically, all you had to
do was say brownie and I'm all there, all right? Sure, okay. So,
like I told you just a little while ago, it
is Aska Stuff Day. We will be playing Choose your News.
You can pick a ticket, and Jeff Dunham's gonna be

(06:25):
on the show.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
Yeah, it's gonna be at the American Airlines Center tomorrow night.
He's coming home because he was born here in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yes, right, And plus he likes the paycheck he gets
when he does come he does, I bet he does.
So there's lots of sports to talk about, in sports
of all sorts, and there's lots of weird assness in
the freaking fool file never fails, but isn't there always?

Speaker 8 (06:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Is ever everybody ready?

Speaker 9 (06:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
The crust out of my eyes here?

Speaker 9 (06:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Time to do the morning stress? Yeah, okay there, I'm
all right. I have another lung just like it. So
get your ass up home now, because we got a
show to put all and we couldn't do it if
you weren't listening. So it's time to show time. Shallows

(07:23):
host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. The
song remains the same, but the names have been changed
to protect the innocent bellas from dragnet by Yes, I
love that show.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
Hey, it's six thirty Time Sports, brought to you by
the Will Height Law Firm.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Injury lawyers go to Willhiwinds dot com. Okay, I'm gonna
take a stab at this guy's name. I mess it up.
Don't blame me, blame how they right, Just say it
real fast, okay. Jess Perry Kotani scored both Carolina goals.
That's close enough, second, coming twenty four seconds after Dallas

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tied the game midway through the third period. As the
Carolina Hurricanes beat the Dallas Stars two to one last night.
Damn it, gimme a bit. Oh, now, I'll try this
other player's name. Carolina goalie Pi Tarkochenkov made twenty two

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says for the Hurricanes, who swept a road back to
back after winning four to three in overtime at Chicago
on Monday. Thomas Harley scored and Jake Ottinger stop seventeen
shots for the Stars, who are two and four following
a season long seven game winning streak. Rope Hintz, who
leads Dallas with nineteen goals, returned to the lineup after
missing three games with an upper body injury. Up next

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to the Stars will complete a three game homestand on
Friday against Vegas, after their first two day break since
January fifth and sixth. The puck will drop at that
time at six thirty. I'm sure they can use the rest.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Tonight, the Dallas Mavericks are on their home court at
the American Airline Center to take on the Minnesota tim
The teams that met in the Western Conference Finals last
season are limping through the middle of this season. The
mass still have at least another week before they find
out about when Luka Doncik might return from that strained
left calf injury that he suffered on Christmas Day. Without Luca,

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the MAVs have struggled to keep pacing the NBA West,
and the same can be said of the Timberwolves. The
Mavericks have lost four of their last five and are
three to nine since December twenty eighth. They suffered a
one hundred and ten to one oh five loss Monday
afternoon at Charlotte, and they would like to get back
on track and start winning games on a regular basis.
Hopefully they can do it tonight at home. Tip off

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at the Double AC will be at six thirty pm.

Speaker 10 (09:43):
I then, only the great Hall of Famer Karl Malone
has done this before. Now we can add Lebron James
to the list right next to him, a list of
players of over forty years old who have recorded a
triple double in an NBA game. Oh On, Lebron did
it with twenty one points, ten rebounds, and thirteen assists,
helping his Lakers easily handle the struggling Washington Wizards. Last

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night marked nine triple doubles for Lebron this season, amazing
second most of any player in the league. Lebron has
to catch up with Nicola of the Denver Nuggets, who's
in first place with nineteen triple doubles so far this season.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Remember the season's not over. You mean Nicola Jocketch. Yes, yes,
that one you said that, namely Wes Jokis. I know it, Jockets.
I prefer the way you say it bo as a joke. Okay,
joke its we'll go with it all. Right, here we
are again as the head coaching searching merry go round
continues for the Cowboys, they have completed an interview with

(10:43):
Seattle Seahawks assistant head coach Leslie Fraser. Fraser is the
third person the team has interviewed since announcing Mike McCarthy
has been ticked to the curb. Fraser played cornerback in
the NFL. He actually won a Super Bowl with a
nineteen eighty five ship Cago Bears. Well, he made stops
at several teams on the defensive side of the ball

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before getting the head job. Wait a minute, that before
getting the head coaching job in Minnesota. Fraser was fired
in twenty thirteen after going twenty one to thirty two
to one in Minnesota. The interview fulfilled the NFL's roamed
a rootey rule, which requires teams to interview at least

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two external minority candidates in person for open head coaching positions.
I was gonna say head coaching jobs again, but n
cott myself. Former New York Jets head coach Robert Slay
completed an interview with the Cowboys last Saturday, but there's
no sign that Jarrett is even close to making the decision.
So once again we got to hurry up and wait

(11:47):
and see.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
The Buffalo Bills take on the Kansas City Chiefs and
the AFC Championship Game on Sunday. After defeating the Baltimore
Ravens in the divisional round, the Bills are just one
win away from punching their ticket to this super Bowl
after three straight years of.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Divisional round losses.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
This marks Bills quarterback Josh Allen's first appearance in the
AFC Championship Game since the twenty twenty season, during which
Kansas City got the best of them at Arrowhead Stadium. Now,
while Patrick Mahomes and company are three to zero against
Buffalo in the playoffs, the NFL shared a historic stat
about Josh Allen and the Bills before the AFC Championship

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game that made some sports fans go huh.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Since last year's wild card playoffs.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
The Bills have no turnovers in their past four postseason games.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I'm serious?

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Becoming the first team ever without a turnover in four
consecutive postseason games.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, we could give him some of the Cowboys turnovers. Y, yeah,
plenty of.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
Turnovers forever we ago, considering Josh Allen committed a career
high eighteen interceptions during the regular season last year. That
stat not only highlights his progression as he is a
front roader to win this year's MVP Award, but the
entire team's improvement as well. During the twenty twenty four season,
the Bills committed the league low eight turnovers. The Cowboys

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only wish they had eight turnovers. Let's see if that
translates to a win on Sunday. Yeah, they can brag
all they want, but if they lose Sunday.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I don't hate the Chiefs. I love Patrick maholl because
he's Texas boy and he went to Texas Tech like
my daughter and my son in law. But I will
really want to see the Bills go to the Super Bowl.
Yeah really, Yeah, that's kind of why I was rooting
for Detroit. I want to see them, I want to
I wanted to see them too, Yes I did. Deshroit
had an amazing year or two.

Speaker 10 (13:38):
All right, it's my turn to take the name pronunciation
challenge during sports of all sorts.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
A ready, go ahead, Ongo, it's official at Chiro Suzuki
because they're entire.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Oh that was good.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's how you say heerro Suzuki. Thank you. I need
some kleanex. Do they have a motorcycle named after Himzuki?
It's not the same fan or it could be. I
don't know. I don't know of why.

Speaker 10 (14:02):
CC Sabatia and Billy Wagner easy one that they have
been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame and they're
going on in now. First of all, there's at Hiro.
He was the first Japanese born player to make it.
He got three hundred and ninety three of three hundred
ninety four votes in the balloting and the Baseball Writers'
Association of America. Sabatia, in his first year of eligibility,

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got about eighty seven percent of the vote. Wagner got
about eighty three percent, Not too shabby for all of
the above. To get in the Hall, players need seventy
five percent or higher of the votes. Carlos Beltrand missed.
He got seventy percent. Andrew Jones didn't quite get there.
He landed with sixty six percent votes. Other notables who
didn't make the Cup but were close.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
A Rod A Rodd wasn't picked for the All Crazy.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Alex Rodriguez got plenty of votes, but you know, horseshoes
and politics. That's the only time almost counts. Manny Ramirez
is another one. He got plenty of votes, but no,
not this time. The only unanim selection in the history
of the Hall of Fame was Yankees pitcher Mariano Rivera awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh yeah. Now the Bilch family, who lives as in
built pomp in Mary J.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Bilt.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I think it's blitch. I think it's blitch instead of
son of a bitch blitch. They live in Wiley and
they've always been enthusiastic about board games, but this time
they've up the stakes. As the Super Bowl approaches, they're
not just cheering for a team. They're hoping to take
the spotlight in the Dorito's Crash the Super Bowl commercial contest,

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and they've made it to the final.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's a family game they play that has turned into
a thirty second Dorito's commercial called Charades. The commercial features
the dad Mark Blitch, and one of his friends attempting
and failing during a family game of charades where the
clues are clearly door eat and toes get it, Yes, Dorrito.
The commercial offers a chance to win a million bucks

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and tickets to the super Bowl. Now the family is
hoping for one more thing. Votes. Mark Blitz says you
can vote daily for their ad. There is one of
three ads currently in the finals, and they're the only
ones in Texas that made the competition. Vote to vote,
just go to doritos crash dot com on or before

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January twenty eighth, when the voting is now. Obviously, I
can't show you the commercial because duh, this is radio,
but I can't let you hear the audio. All right,
all right, it's just a whole lot going on. You
really should see it. But imagine a charades game where
everybody is yelling trying to answer Dorito's Okay.

Speaker 11 (16:44):
Here you go.

Speaker 12 (17:03):
Shoot yeah, And I just voted guys, digit cool cool, Okay,
well vote one for us, Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
The freaking full file. Next on the ball and I'm.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Style.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
There's Stevie ray Vaughn showing incredible fingerspeed. Oh yeah, makes
my wrist get a cramp just listening to it. All right,
our first round of ask is stuff. Questions are coming up.
But now let's take care of the business at hand.
It's time for the freaking full file.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Now.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
If you've ever seen the movie Her, it's about a
female robot. Yeah yeah, and it pequed your interest in
a robot girlfriend. Well, a company is willing to sell
you one if you have one hundred and seventy five
thousand dollars to spare.

Speaker 11 (17:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Pass Reobotics is an American firm with a range of
AI robots that it claims can fulfill a variety of roles,
including acting as a brand representative at a sales booth,
as a companion for an elderly person, or even as
a romantic partner to bang. Yes, she is equipped to
do that. She might be perfect for elon musk you go.

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The one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars model can
move its limbs and moves around like a mannequin that's alive.
There's even a mid range model costing one hundred and
fifty thousand dollars that can be disassembled and packaged into
a suitcase. You can take her with you wherever you go.
Claim that romantic. Yeah, but you got to put her
back together. Though the company's mission is to create robots

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that are indistinguishable from humans. The robots can be configured
as either male or female, deplanting on the preference, and
the company claims it can even replicate historical figures or celebrities.
Oh well, that's that's kind of cool. I don't have
that kind of money, but that's.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
That means you can own one who looks just like
the movie or a singing star you've always wanted to
have sex with. If you have one hundred and seventy
five thousand dollars, there's kick start taking out that loan
right now.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
Police in British Columbia responded to a report of a
four foot long live iguana on the shoulder of a
busy highway. Iguanas have been imported into British Columbia's pets.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
But they're not native to the area. Unseen one it
is a rare sight.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
The Royal Canadian mounted police amount he sat on social
media that a caller reported seeing the large live iguana
on the shoulder of loft Heed Highway.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Although some people may have immediately thought that such a.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Report could not be true, any experienced officer will tell
you that there are many times in that job that
they encounter all sorts of peculiar situations, so a report
of a live iguana could not be completely dismissed. Officials
wrote that officers have a extensive training to deal with
a variety of situations, but iguana wrangling is not one

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of them.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
No.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
No, The officers slowly approached the iguana's location until they
were close enough to confirm it was, in fact a
stuffed toy oh designed to look very realistic. Yeah, one
officer was really disappointed because he wanted to bring one
home for his ten year old son as a birthday present.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I thought he was gonna get alive. Sorry, kid, you
only get the toy one. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
Remember Stacy Keach smoking a joint with an iguana on
Teaching's Nice Dreams.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, that was Nice Dreams. Movie made it puff out
the smoke and everything goes funny. All right, over to China.

Speaker 10 (20:47):
For this one from the freaking full file, Chinese origami
artist Pay Housangazon close Enough has spent a whole year
pains taking the cutting a sheet of paper into an
amazing link has set a unique world record.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Pay is no stranger to gain US world records. This
one very important.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
He once folded the most origami flowers made from a
single shit ofa single sheet of paper anywhere we got
We got you because they're tight, and then created the
largest origami snail ever A snail that's cool. But this
year he embarked on his most challenging record attempt yet,
cutting the longest continuous strip of paper from a single sheet.

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Technically it should have been a walk in the park
for this master of paper art. As the link to
be it was a modest eight feet long with no
brakes in it, but he challenged himself to cut the
longest strip.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
He possibly could.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
He discarded that eight foot record completely, and so he
spent about a year experimenting with different types of paper
to cut. He tried different ways, and in the end
he managed to cut a thin continuous strip three hundred
and fifty four point eight feet on lengths of WoT yeah, no,
rip no rip, He said it took him an entire

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year to do it. He never broke the paper even once,
according to him, how he managed to cut a thin,
continuous strip of paper the length of a football field
without accidentally ripping it is a mystery.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
But it's hard to imagine someone breaking his record anytime.
Oh no, can you imagine you'd have to cut it?
About patients? Yeah, real fast? Okay. I don't know if
you all like to ski or not. Oh I do,
but here story you might you might really like. A
Bavarian ski resort slogan has been banned ahead of the

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upcoming Skiing World Cup over fears it will offend British visitors.
The slogan used by the resort pays homage to a
local mountain. The name of the mountain Mount wank Okay,
Mount Wank Wank.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Images of gondolas within the resort's table car station show
bold text plastered on the sides that reads I love
wank and yes, the term wank needs exactly what you
think it does. Masturbang. In London they say I'm gonna
have a wank. Well, that's why British people call each

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other that they don't like a wanker, which is the
same as calling someone a jerk off here and we
all know what jerking offense. Well. The slogan was reportedly
set to be carved into the side of a mountain
in the snow to be seen by cameras and drones
during the upcoming Alpine Skiing World Cup races, but the

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International Ski and Snowboard Federation has banned its use well
for obvious reasons. The Skiing World Cup, which begins on
Saturday and will be broadcast on TV, organizers have praised
the local slogan but said it was a little inappropriate
for an international event, especially if it's going to be

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shown on television where kids would be watching.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
I think all the British athletes would want to take
a selfie.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh yeah popular, Oh yes.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Well you take it all full.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
We were looking for a photo. Have a wang, will you? Jeez?
I can imagine your kid going, Mama, watch a wang.
Never mind, dear ask your father.

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Because if anybody knows he coming up next hour of
the game.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You love to hate. Choose your news. You picked the
story Bow made up and you get to pick your ticket.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
Pick between win them before you can buy them tickets
to see Billy Idol and Joan Jet May seventh at
Dicky's Arena, or tickets to see Your Dallas.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Mavericks March third.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Will play Choose your News around seven fifty right here
on lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Losing my Religion. I knew I was going to hell
a long time ago.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
Did you look in the cabinet, in the back of
the cabinet, in the back of the cabinet, it's back
there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh yeah, you want to be in good company? Bow, yeah,
there you go.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
All right.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Today is Ask a Stuff Day, when you could ask
us any question that's a legitimate question and will find
the answer to it. So are you ready, Anna Belle?
I am ready. Here's our first question from the Asking
Stuff hotline. Is not even really a questions back to work?
I'm out of retirement, man.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I guess I can call and ask the questions. The
only thing I know to ask is why did I
go back to work when I'm retiring?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I guess because in bills is piling up when you
need to get them to Carol. Okay, like old turtle.
All right, here's another one.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So when the sun comes up in the morning.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
It reflects off my bedroom windows.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yes, and that reflection hits my fence in the backyard,
and the reflection is a white X. Why does that
window reflect.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
A white ax?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Well, first of all, you need to leave in mushrooms,
loan man. Well, Actually, when sunlight reflects off your window
and creates an X pattern, it's usually because of the
interaction or between two reflective surfaces within the window pane,
most likely from a double glazed window, where the light
reflects off both the inner and outer glass panes at

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specific angles, causing the intersecting lines to form an X
shape depending on the position of the sun. And you're
viewing angle. Yeah, it's not a message from above. No
oh no, no, wow, the aliens are not trying to
contact you. Okay, here's another.

Speaker 13 (26:37):
This is my question for ask the stuff on these
express lanes. Why don't they have a fixed rate on them?
And it's so who determines the price? So I've seen
them as low as sixteen cents to drive through an
express plane, and I've seen them as high as six
fifty to drive through an express lane.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Ooh ooh, how is that?

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Okay, So the reason an express lane can cause significant
second more during certain times compared to others. Is because
of a system called dynamic pricing, where the toll fluctuates
based on real time traffic conditions. That means the price
increases when the lane gets congested during peak hours and
decreases when traffic is lighter, essentially insativizing people to use

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the lane when demand is low and discouraging use during
high traffic periods. In the US, the price of a
tollway is determined by the relevant tolling agency or transportation
authority responsible for that specific toll road. Unlike tex Express
toll roads, North Texas Tollway Authority operated toll rates are

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fixed and do not change or fluctuate with traffic conditions.
So on the tollway it's a set rate, but on
the express lanes it can go up or it can
go down.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Not fair, just depending on the kind of mood they're in,
how much they want to charge, the traffic situation.

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Do you want to take a toll freeway to go
around Austin. I think it's going to cost you about
fourteen dollars altogether.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It depends on the traffic zone through Austin fluctuates, Okay, well,
but I mean the traffic through Austin is usually a bitch. Oh,
it's a a modal.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
And right now they've got construction, because I just used
it this weekend, and that construction is all really all right.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well, here's another one for you.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Ass All around the north side of DFW Airport, all
the light poles have zone sixty three, Zone forty seven zone.
What are the zones for?

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Uh? Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Question?

Speaker 8 (28:34):
So the zone signs along the highway on the north
side of DFW Airport help motorists who need assistance but
are unsure of their exact location. So if you're in
an accident or if your car stalls out, you can
describe your location to authorities. You just look up on
those poles and they'll tell you what zone you're in
and then they'll know where to find you the mile market.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well there you go. Learn something everyday around here, know it?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
We do?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Okay. Oh, here's kind of a personal question for all
of us.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yes, in all the years y'all have been going to concerts,
is there any group or person that you wish you
would have got to see before they were gone? Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Oh, well, I would love to have seen the Beatles,
and I seen Jimmy Hendrix, and frankly, I've seen just
about everybody else.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
Yeah, you saw someone that I would have loved to
have seen. You saw Freddie Mercury with Queen.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Wow, Now that's after seeing Bohemian Rhapsody, the movie with
Ronney Malley.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I would have loved to have seen Queen with Freddie Mercury.
It was Halloween Knight in New Orleans and we had
this bizarre party that stomped on everybody's brain cells afterwards,
and they headlined it. Yes, this was after the show
and then they came in.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
And after seeing him at I just always wanted.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
To see him and I never got the chance. There's
a picture of me and Brian May out there somewhere but.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Lost it.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
Range Against the Machine is when I came close to
seeing and was dying to see twice, but they canceled
both times. And I even played drums in a Range
Against the Machine tribute band. But it didn't matter, oh
to see him.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
It never does. Oh Anna, here's a question for you. Okay, okay,
I can't wait to hear the answer this this.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Question for Anna. Really, I heard that Donnie Osman played
with Jeff Beck and also appeared in a Runaways video.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Is all this true?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Anna?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Did Donny Osmond play with Jeff Beck?

Speaker 8 (30:35):
I don't know if you could say that he played
with him as h played guitar with him, but he
did play with him by making an appearance in Jeff
Beck's nineteen eighty five video Ambitions. Jeff Beck actually reached
out to him and said, would you appear in my video?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
And Donnie Osmond did.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
And as far as the Runaways, Donnie never appeared in
a video with the Runaways, but he was in a
video by a guy named Louisas for the song Runaway,
Oh you Go, maybe that's where the confusion was.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Good one Doane, Well, now you know the undol Star
lone Star ninety two to five. Now a lot of
you know the reason I played that song. Sadly, Garth Hudson,
the last living member of the band, passed away at
the age of eighty seven years old. Hudson died in
his sleep at a nursing home in Woodstock, New York.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Now.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
The band shot to fame in the mid sixties after
forming in nineteen fifty seven, and included Hudson, Rick Danko,
Richard Manuel, Robbie Robertson, and Levon Helm. In the band,
Hudson played the keyboard and saxophone, and occasionally would show
off his talents on the piano and accordion. Yeah, accordion,
Well you can do that out in the hall. Some

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of Hudson's most famous songs that with the band included
the One You Just Heard up on Cripple Creek, The Weight, Rag,
Mama Rag, and the sh eight II Me In, among
many many others good stuff. The band were the musicians
who rose to start them after being the backup group
for Bob Dylan during his nineteen sixty six concert tour.
The group was remembered as being Dylan's first tour featuring

(32:15):
an electric band, which caused Bob Dylan to be booed
off the stage at the nineteen sixty five Newport Folkfest.
And that's in the movie A Complete Unknown.

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Is it real?

Speaker 11 (32:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It is? Well how could they really ignore that?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
After their worldwide success of their ten hit studio albums,
the band was inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of
Fame in nineteen eighty nine and the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame in nineteen ninety four. You know, it
makes me sad. And I was talking to Ao about
this earlier.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Is that his wife, Maud died in twenty twenty two
and they had no children, so he was all alone.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh man, yeah, broke my heart. I hate to hear that, man,
sweet man, big Santa Claus Beard on that sun of
a gun. Yes, yeah, when he passed away, he did
kind of look like Santa Claus. All right, here's a
little question that maybe you might have wondered about. What
was the name of that woman and who was she
famous for?

Speaker 4 (33:12):
They named a bridge after her in Dallas.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
That would be Margaret Hunt Hill. Yes, and she is
the daughter of H. L.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Hunt, Remember how big old oil guy and the father
of Lamar Hunt as well, the guy who started the
Dallas Texans and then the Kansas City Chiefs. So Margaret
Hunt Hill American heiress and a big, huge philanthropist here
in Dallas, and that's why they named the bridge after her.

Speaker 10 (33:42):
Very special spot to me because of the eclipse day.
We set up a long star Papa. We had a
great time. I didn't make it there.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
It was awesome. Here's a question from Matt de cat.
He says, hey, hey, Hey, when we were kids, we
used to say uncle whenever we would give up fighting
or wrestling. Oh yeah, kids today don't say it anymore.
Where did that come from?

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Where did it come from? Well, the phrase to say
uncle means to admit, defeat, or surrender, and its origin
likely comes from a historical context. We're calling out for
an uncle during a fight was seen as a plea
for mercy, as an uncle could represent a respected elder
figure who would jump in and help you win the
fight or break it up. Oh okay. Saying uncle was

(34:29):
a way to signal that you needed protection from further
harm and were ready to conceive. You were tapping out
the same thing as tapping yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
So I have an email from Sam and Detton and
he emailed there's been so much talk about.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
The Gulf of Mexico or the Gulf of America, whatever
you want to call.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
It, lately, and it had me wondering, what's the difference
between gulfs and oceans?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Good question.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
So, the main difference between a gulf and an ocean
is that an ocean is a vast body of water
between con while a gulf is a smaller inlet of
an ocean that is surrounded by land. Oceans are very
large bodies of water that cover seventy one percent of
the earth surface. Golfs are smaller and they bury in size, shape,

(35:14):
and depth. Now, when it comes to water conditions, oceans
have large waves. Golfs have calmer waters than oceans because
they're surrounded by land.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
And if you go to Galveston, the water's brown, yes, yes.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
Water because it's closest to the Mississippi River. How closer
you are to the Mississippi River, the browner the water is.
The further away you get, the clearer it gets the sediment.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Notice the brownish water when I lived in New Orleans. Yeah,
all right, here's another one for you. I was wondering
why this cold weather that they put blankets on horses
but not on cows or goats. Okay, so wins cold weather.
They put blankets on horses but not cows and goat.
Horses are more commonly given blankets in cold weather compared

(36:03):
to cows or goats because while all animals can feel cold,
horses have a harder time regulating their body temperature due
to their thinner hair coat, especially when clipped for a performance.
Because they get clipped, yeah, making them more susceptible to chilling,
whereas cows and goats generally have thicker natural coats that

(36:24):
provide better insulation against cold temperatures.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
Maybe they should put those huge onesie pajamas on the
horses to keep it warm instead of just a blanket.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, but I want to keep mine. I'm sure you
remember that song. Sure, Well, did you know Michael Hutchins
of Inexcess would have been sixty five years old today
or an artist cast away in nineteen ninety seven. In fact,
they were at the Cotton Bowl and they opened for

(36:53):
Guns and Roses and everybody thought, man, they were better
than Roses. Was really that's just their opinions. But could
they dance like Axel Rose. No, that's an odd combination
inaccess and guns and Ruths. Well, that's what it was.
It was at Texas Stadium when that was still around.
Now we just talked about Garth Hudson dying from the band. Well,

(37:15):
here is a clip of Levon Helm who also passed
away because Garth Hudson was the last living member of
the band. Yeah, and he's talking about Garth Hudson being
the leader of the band and Anna says, and I agree,
he sounds a little like Jerry Jones. Yes, okay, listen
to this.

Speaker 11 (37:32):
Garth is the leader of the band, which shouldn't surprise anybody.
Garth can play wood winds, our brass, our percussion. I
don't know of anything that he can't play. So when
we're recording, you know, once we get a tuned to
the place where we think that it's got a good chance,
then you know, we put it across Garth's desk that

(37:53):
we've always done, and when Garth likes it, we're fairly confident.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yes, but can't he play quarterback?

Speaker 5 (38:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Coming up, we're gonna play Choose your News, so you
can pick your ticket. But now it is time for
the educational part of the show. It's time for did
you know? Did you know? It is estimated that there
are about three million ships wrecked and sitting at the
bottom of the world's ocean cool and they are worth

(38:26):
billions of dollars between all the artifacts and all the
treasure and money on board.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Oh wow, no, wonder all those people go down and
uh yeah, try to look for treasure, but you can.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
You can only go down so far before the ocean
pressure crushes your ass. Did you know North Corwean women
have to get one of eighteen different hairstyles that have
been approved by the government. That's it, eighteen men have
to choose one of ten. Oh wow, because you know
how old a little kid likes to run every Yeah,

(39:02):
kind of like Jarrett and he sports a bowl cut. Yes,
he's straight around. Did you know the first submarine used
in a war was called the Turtle after our friend
Turtles that it wasn't named after him, Turtle. It was
used by the Americans against the British in seventeen seventy
five during the Revolutionary War, and it was powered by

(39:23):
somebody on a bicycle thing that would make it run
like the Flintstone. Yeah, exactly, exact old power. Wow. You
know we were talking about guns n' Roses. Did you
know when Guns n' Roses was trying to figure out
a name for the band in nineteen eighty five, one
of their options was aids Now and they were going
to go in until somebody said, oh, wait a minute,
I don't think you don't do that, not if you

(39:45):
want to make money. Smooth move now. As we told
you earlier, it's National Hot Sauce.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
Day.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Hot sauce has been around for over six thousand years.
The Aztecs were one of the first cultures to use
hot sauce, and to Basco Sauce is one of the
oldest and most famous hot sauce brands in the world.
The Tabasco brand was started in eighteen sixty eight on
Avery Island, Louisiana, and the average American eats about three

(40:13):
point two pounds of hot sauce per year, eight a lot.
Talking about Tabasco, My daughter Bessie lives in New Iberia
where they bottle that stuff. Yeah cool. Did you know
without bats there would be no tequila.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
No, Tequila is made from the agave plant, which is
pollinated by bats. And did you also know vampire bats
saliva contains an anticoagulant called draculin, named after Dracula. It
keeps the blood flowing, which scientists are studying as a
potential treatment for blood clots. Oh, that's cool the idea.

(40:48):
Did you know the last time that state lines were
moved was in nineteen sixty one. I thought they were
done a long time ago too, when it was a
border shift between Minnesota and North Dakota. I didn't even
know that, like they care. Of course, I was a
little fart bag in nineteens, do on? Did you know

(41:09):
Shakespeare invented the name Jessica in the Merchant of Venice, Like,
just so happens, I have a daughter named Jessica. The
first time the name Wendy appeared was in Peter pank
cool Y. Did you know in nineteen forty two, Manitoba,
Canada tried to promote the sale of war bonds by
staging a fake Nazi invasion of Winnipeg. God, why don't

(41:33):
you just say, hey, y'all want to have war bonds. Yeah,
you don't have to stage something like that. Wonder somebody
didn't get shot. It's crazy people. Did you know there's
only one country between Norway and North Korea speaking of them,
Granted that country is Russia, which is huge, but a
small part of Norway borders a northwest corner of Russia,

(41:55):
and the North Korea borders a southeastern corner of Russia.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
That's why Putin and k are such good friends, because
they're neighbors.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
As long as they behaved himself. Did you know the
pope is only one who can't be an organ donor
if he's healthy. Why because he's the pope. You don't
want to go to heaven well without no Okay, so
he can't be a living donor. Is that what you're saying. Okay,
he can't give a kidney to a friend. Well, I

(42:25):
guess if he died, it's start cutting what you need
to leave the rest. Here's a holy kidney. Did you
know the world's longest concert lasted four hundred and fifty
three hours. That's almost nineteen days and how many bathroom breaks?
That's a good question. I'd like to know that myself.

(42:49):
Dallas four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Now you know it's a MRK and we like to
give you your choice, right, So it is time to
pick your ticket. Choose between Billy Idol and concert with
Joan Jet that is Wednesday, May seventh, or ticket to
see your Dallas Mavericks take on these Sacramento Kings. And

(43:12):
all you have to do to win and pick your
ticket is choose your news acted here how to content
boike as most of you already know, but I'll explain
it to some virgins who may be in the audience
here before. Okay, I have four headlines from past issues
of the Weekly World News. One of them is a fake.

(43:35):
It's a damn lie I've made up myself. If you
can figure out what the headline is that's fake from
the Weekly World News that I'm made up, then we'll
give you a chance to pick your ticket between Billy
Idol or Dallas Mavericks. The number to call two one
four or eight one seven seven eighty seven one two five.
Are you ready? Yes, sir so is. By the way,

(43:58):
let me I didn't give you the theme. Yeah, what's
the theme? The theme is winter Weather Winter. Yes, there's
all kinds of weird winter weather, got it? And uh,
since we're in the middle of winter, I thought it'd
be appropriate. So is the fake headline headline number one.
US weather forecasters dire warning this could be the coldest

(44:21):
winter in one hundred and fifty years. Thousands could die
No not yet. Release report predicts a deep freeze that
the world might not ever recover from. All signs indicate
that this winter season coming up will be the deadliest
on record, says meteor Rogis, who says over half the
world's population could be wiped out in months. Ullo experts

(44:42):
say that the temperature could stay no warmer than twenty
two degrees below zero.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Horrible.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Sure hope that ain't true?

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Or is it?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Headline number two. Man gets through extremely cold winters by hibernating.
I go to sleep in December and I don't wake
up until April, he says. The Washington resident survives every
cold snap by sleeping through the whole season until spring.
I roll over and take a drink of water every
few weeks, but the rest of the time I'm sound asleep,

(45:14):
says retired bachelor who claims he's healthy as a horse.
He even loses weight hibernating. His story has fascinated sleep
researchers for decad At least he's retired. Yeah, he doesn't
have to go to work or anything. Yeah, he'd probably
get fired if he slept right through it. I get
so hungry. Yeah, tell you?

Speaker 9 (45:32):
Or is it?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Headline number three? America is in store for the Midwest winter. Ever,
balmy skies in spring like temperatures are predicted through December
through March. Pack away your snow boots, ear muffs and shovels,
and break out your tennis racket, sun ten lotion and
string bikini. Whether experts say the US is in store

(45:55):
for the warmest winter on record thanks to animno that
will in our country into a new garden of Eden.
That means that everyone up north will be able to
sun themselves in the middle of January, says top meteorologists.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, or is it?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Headline Number four? Four year old girl can predict the
weather using alphabet blocks and she can't read or write.
Known as the amazing Angela, this kid can not only
forecast atmospheric conditions with amazing accuracy using letters on blocks,
she can also predict other things that will come to pass.

(46:31):
This child has a mysterious psychic force that makes amazing
predictions spelled out in her alphabet blocks, and she can't
read or write, says researcher, who claims the child has
also predicted her father's raise and the arrival of unexpected guests. Yeah,
watch out, Pete Deltas. That is Pete Duggan your job
and live. She needs an exorcist. Okay, so let's review

(46:54):
the fake headline is it? Number one? US weather forecasters
dire warning this could be the coldest winter one hundred
and fifty years. Thousands could die. Number two Man gets
through extremely cold winners by hibernating. I'll go to sleep
in December and don't wake up until March. Number three,
America is in store for the mild it's winter, ever,
sky's little spring like temperatures are predicted for December through March.

(47:17):
Or number four. Four year old girl can predict the
weather using alphabet blocks, and she can't read or write,
study long, study wrong. That's your answer, big negatory, Both
of you wrong, both of your wrong? Okay, all right?
Which one already? Yes, sir, it is this one?

Speaker 7 (47:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I wrote that one? I line, that's the one I'm
made up.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That one sounded like it was from the Weekly World News.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You wouldn't be surprised if you saw that, all right?
Two and four? Or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine five see if anybody knows well then Joe,
all right, which one do you think is the fake headline?

Speaker 9 (47:56):
Number four?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Number four? See that's what Anna guessed. No, that's a
real answer. A four year old girl can predict the
weather using alphabet blocks, and you can't read or right.
That is a true story. He's a demon, Charlie. Well
as true as the Weekly World News will. Yeah, well,
they couldn't print it if it weren't true. Damn all right,
bon in them Show? Do you know which one is

(48:19):
the fake headline?

Speaker 9 (48:21):
Number one?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Number one? US weather forecasters dire warning, This could be
the coldest one. Damn it, some dog shake. I wasn't
even close this time. Not a single. I got a yeah,
a single, and I was probably thrown out trying to
steal second. Jeez, who is this? Rodney?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I want to pay this forward.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
You got to pay it forward. Okay, that's great. Use
a good man, You a good man, Rodney? All right,
hang on a second, hello, bone in them Show. Do
you want the tickets? Yes, yeah, you have the tickets.
You can either have Billy Idol tickets or MAVs tickets.
Which one do you want? Billy Idler? Because the guy

(49:08):
before you, Rotteney, just paid it forward, so you don't
even have to answer for nothing. That's right, your automatic winner, son.
But just out of curiosity, what would you have picked.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Number three?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Number three?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
See?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
You would have been wrong, and I would have had
to have given you.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
The guy before you got it right, and he's paying
it forward. He didn't want the prizes. He just wanted
to stick it to bow Rock wanted to make me
look back, which he did. Okay, yeah, exactly, that's what
I want to make you like the jerk off. Okay,
So who'd you say? This was Paul from Grand Prie.

(49:50):
Hold on, Paul from Grand Prairie and we'll hook you up.
I all right, that's my man Paul coming up next hour. Hey,
Jeff Dunham is coming to town tomorrow night, and of
course he wants to promote his show, so we let
him burn. Is that Jack Benny? I'm not sure he's dead.

(50:18):
Dolla Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Now
you know this time of the morning, which is eight ten,
by the way, in case you have a real job,
you know that traffic is all tied Traffic gets tied up,
and oh man, somebody might have gotten rear ended. I

(50:42):
smell leather. Oh that means it's time for the Mistress
of the Highways, the Byways, the one and only Linda.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Good morning, boy, your morning. How are my little submissives
doing today? I gotta boys being good or bad?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Very bad? You know what that means, bro, I'm gonna
have to punish you.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Take that.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
You too?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
It?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Damn that hurt?

Speaker 8 (51:16):
What did I hear you say it was National Hot
Sauce Day. Why yes, I oh yeah, Well I have
something special for you. How about we celebrate by me pouring.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Some hot sauce down.

Speaker 12 (51:27):
Your peckett hot selly pecker.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
It so good, doesn't it. How about some hits with
that hot sauce. Hits with a hot sauce You mean chips, No,
I mean hits. Yeah, mistress, that felt so good. You

(51:59):
all right, let's look at that drive.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
Traffic is all tied up into Soto where a truck
lost its.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Load thirty five south of the belt line. Bilt line
south of the belt line.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Don't In Dallas, we have malfunctioning signal lights in the
downtown area causing some massive headaches. Traffic is a bumper
to bumble. Hey boy, do you know why the traffic
light turned red?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Why did the traffic light turn red? Mistress? Well, you
would too if you had to change in the middle
of the street. Oh yeah, I'm.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Hurting myself in Fort Worth on Jisom Trail Parkway.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh it's shit.

Speaker 8 (52:47):
Never mind slowdowns due to a jacked off I mean
a jackknife eighteen wheeler.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I know what you mean. And time to bring out
the chains bow not the change. Oh god, it's moving
truck in Lewisville. Oh where did that hurt?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (53:09):
I hope you're driving to work is ohso paint is now?
I'm lin the last with your traffic in Bondy.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Linda, last El Monday. No, I need some band aids
Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Do
you think there was a reason why I played that song?
I know why because it's Steve Perry's seventy sixth birthday
today and I know Anna is stolen in love. We

(53:37):
step oh man, Well, that's the best I can do.
Coming up. We got some MAVs tickets for you at
eighty forty in the ticket window. But now hold on
just a moment here, just a moment. Hello, boy in
them show? Who might this be?

Speaker 6 (53:52):
It's Jeff jet Prey.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
How you did boy?

Speaker 4 (53:57):
How are you guys doing well?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like I said before, we're above ground and that's where
it all starts.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
That's a great day in America.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yes is, Yes, is, especially since Jeff Dunham will be
at the American Airline Center tomorrow night. And I assume
that you've got all of your friends that you keep
in the suitcase with you.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Oh sure, we got the peanut and Walter and Jose Kalipino.
Jose Kialepino is back in the show. Yes, yeah, I
think that's good. That's very exciting because people get angry
when Jose is not in the show. So he's back
in the show. And then occammeded the dead terrorists and
after the election. Now I think Walter is going to
put back on his Trump wig.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Well, he used to do a great Joe Biden impression
he did just being himself.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Yeah, exactly. You know what's funny is like they literally
look like they're separated at birth. But what I keep
telling people is Walter looked like that long before Joe did.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yes, he did, he did.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Eighty seven is when Walter entered the act. And that's
what we keep he keeps joking about. He goes, uh,
you know, when we started this act, he used to
be a young man, old man. He goes, Now we
look like the freaking Sunshine Boys, because because he looks
exactly the same and I do not, but it looked
exactly like Biden, and we did that for a number

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of years. But now I just think it's kind of
sad and I say that during the show, you know,
when Walter dressed up like Biden. It was kind of
I wanted to write jokes, but I didn't have to.
I just quoted the guy.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
So how is Walter that old crotchety bastard these days?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
He's doing all right, he's uh, he's looking forward to
coming to the Dallas back home? And uh, did you
want to did you want to talk to him later?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Bring Walter on?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Okay, hold a second, what Walter came here? Queer?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Oh well, isn't it old mister Sunshine on the phone
with a sigh.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
The bow again.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, I'm sorry. You can't get rid of me. Not
that easy.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
You had that job since I think before k v
Il went on the air, well, not quite that long.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I think you used to teach Ron Chapman.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
No, not that old. I didn't teach Ron Chapman, but
I used to listen to him when I was a
radio pump, and also used to listen to Klif the
Mighty eleven ninety remember that, yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
And remember K News ninety nine. I remember that one.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Oh yeah, they were album rock and then they went
to top forty and pissed everybody off. Oh that's too bad,
speaking of piss and people off. How you been doing there, Walter, Oh.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
I've been doing okay.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Looking forward to coming back to dallash Forward area and
doing some shows.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
And I don't want to step on any political toes.
But now I don't care. It doesn't matter anymore. I
feel there's freedom now to tell jokes.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
The way they're supposed to be told. That's what I think.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
Hey, Walter, since you're coming back to North Texas and
this is your old stopping grounds, do you like to
do anything when you come back to Dallas other than
go to.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Those great topless bars we have around here.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
Well, there's that, but I also love to go.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I know it's a little bit cold there now, but
love you know, during the fall and going to the
State Fair of Texas. Jeff would like to go there
because he would stand next to Big Text and try
and make him talk.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
It was so sad you stick his hand up him.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
Well he would try. He couldn't reach, but he would try. Yeah,
a second, Jeff wore to tell sething.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Oh, so I would say some about Big Text. So
we were shooting my special there in Dallas a few
years ago, and I went to the State Fair people,
and I said, I would love to make a miniature
version of Big Text, but have him be like, you know,
ten feet tall in my show. And I got this
close to because I thought it'd be great. There's too
much middle in Dallas and have Big Text on stage

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and talk to him. And they were very nice about it,
but they're very protective of Big Texts. And I understand
they just couldn't let me do that because my act
is questionable at best.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Well, you don't want to piss all over a legend
like Big Text.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
No, but it was all gonna be good. It was
gonna be like not making fun of him, making fun
of you know, the goofy stuff we eat at the
stay Pair and all that. I thought it'd been a
great idea, but I got I got shot down.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I used to know the guy that did the voice
of Big Texts at the Fair. Yeah, pay no attention
to the man behind the curtain. Yeah yeah. And I
went into his little miniature studio and that's it. Hey man,
I'll give you twenty five dollars if you'll tell Big
Text to say, howdy, little boy, Big textcause are going
to eat you if you missed that that was a

(58:53):
bad idea. They didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
That would have been genius.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
He could have should have.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Jeff, I know you're good friends with Tim Allen and
you made a cameo on Last Man's Standing. Any chance
of seeing you on Shifting Gears, his new TV show?

Speaker 4 (59:08):
You know I should? You know Tim and I are
not like good friends. You know, you're at a certain
level when you have a person in your phone, you
have their phone number. That's the first step. And if
they gave you their number on purpose, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Unless you just peaked at their phone and stole it.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
That's as far as Tim and I have gotten in
our relationship.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
You have his number.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
I have his number, and I text him every once.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
In a while I listen to him something stupid. Have
you watched it? Is it good?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
It is good?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
I guess I should watch it before I say I
should be honest.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
You might want to test the water before jumping in
all together.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
A little bit. By the way, I got to tell
you so, so you know, I have a road manager
and a promoter, and those are the two guys that
are mainly on the road with me, and then we
have twelve crew guys that we've all been together for
almost good grief since O seven on the road to
the other And my road manager is ten years younger
than me, and he actually texted me yesterday and I've

(01:00:07):
been on the road since the middle eighties.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, at least yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Started with comedy clubs and all. So I've been doing
this a little while. He actually texted me yesterday and said, Hey,
just wanted to remind you it's cold in Dallas. Bring
you coat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Occasionally we get some crappy weather, but unlike Minnesota or
way up north, it only lasts a couple of days
that it melts away, so we didn't deal with That's
why I.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Wanted to tell him, I go, have you been to Texas?
Look at what the weather is tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
That's right, Jeff Dunham will be at the American Airline
Center tomorrow night. Jeff, I wish you could have had
time to come into the studio, but this is the
next best thing. Good luck to you all the way
down the road wherever it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Thank you. Well, we're in Corpus Christy tonight, so warming
up for Dallas on Thursday. You got it, man, Thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Bye see Jeff Jet done by by the way, MAVs
tickets coming up in the ticket windows. Meanwhile, my draws
are still stinking sorry about that. No, I'm not actually

(01:01:18):
sorry about that. Okay, who want our MAVs tickets? There?

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
Yo.

Speaker 10 (01:01:22):
She's a real sweet lady and she lives in real
uh in Rockport, and her name is Cecilia meals.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
You'll break in my heart, you'll shake in my conflict
and stay. Oh I thought you were gonna go nasty
on No. No, that was a song by Paul Sine.

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
I remember Cecilia the song, but normally you like to
mess with the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Well, give me a minute, too late, now, too late?
Now how about that Cecilia you got serenaded this sportinggo
just trying to help, Okay, I to tell you this.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
A friend of mine, Buddy Kirk, who I've known since
elementary school, he sent me a text yesterday saying it's
is it just me or did Malania Trump's hat at
the inauguration look like magazine spy versus spy?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
It did?

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Oh my god, it does straight up? Oh totally. But
then I figured out where he got that from, because
Stephen Colbert did that on his late night show on
Monday night.

Speaker 8 (01:02:23):
There was look at it totally. People had said she
looked like the Hamburgler.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
But no, this is all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
That's got to be it. I used to love those.
My mom had a subscription to Mad magazine, which is
probably the reason I'm twisted boy today. But I've made
a living out of it. By the way, tomorrow is
Thoughtless Music Day, everybody. Our mashup will be a Janis
Joplin mashup because she would have turned eighty two this

(01:02:56):
past week. Two because she died in nineteen seventy, way
too young. And if you think we've played the worst
singer in the world, you'd be wrong. We got another contender,
my friends, and we have music on things that you
have around your house, among other stuff that we're gonna do. Yes,

(01:03:17):
we're gonna pull out all the stops and let us
drain down the dream. All right, let's find out what
the hell happening now?

Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
Well, if you want to score one thousand dollars, you
need to keep it locked in on lone star ninety
two five because coming up around nine ten moo and
I have the first of nine keywords that could score
you one thousand dollars with rock the Bank. When you
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Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Well
it's twenty nine degrees. That's not quite that cold. It's
cold for us here in Texas.

Speaker 8 (01:03:57):
Damn right, it is, but it's not as cold as
it isn't Galveston or Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Oh really, I know they got dunk on. Oh big time.
Oh man, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I have some goodies planned for fun with music day tomorrow.
And if you think you've heard the worst singer of
all time, you'd be wrong. And speaking of cold, have
you seen people that are making snow angels in bathing suits?

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yes, oh my god, I'm in bikinis and guys in
their can they do that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
In Colorado all the time you see somebody in a
bikini schime down or you know, snowboarding, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
They're down in the mountains. They're idiots. Completed a snow angel. Now,
if you accidentally fell down and couldn't get up for
a while, you may as well make a snow angel
if you're in a bikini, But why would you go
out in that kind of weather wearing that anyway? Freeze
your titties. See people out, they damn minds. I'm with you,

(01:04:57):
and I love those kinds of people, Yes I do.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
Okay, let's talk time wasters, bow up on the boat
with them. Show page at lone star ninety two five
dot com. Not a good week for fans of rock
and roll. Earlier this week we lost John Sykes of
Thin Lizzion Whitesnake, and then yesterday we found out that
Garth Hudson, the last surviving member of the band, died
at the age of eighty seven. He died in his

(01:05:22):
sleep yesterday morning at a nursing home in Woodstock, New York.
Played on all ten band studio and three live albums
released between nineteen sixty eight and nineteen ninety nine, plus
two Bob Dylan studio and two live albums. When it
came to the band, the late Levon Helm once said
in an interview that Garth was the leader of the band.

Speaker 11 (01:05:42):
Garth is the leader of the band. We shouldn't surprise anybody.
Garth can play woodwinds or brass, our percussion. I don't
know of anything that he can't play. So when we're recording,
you know, once we get a tune to the place
where we think that it's got a good danced then
you know, we put it across Garth's disk like we've

(01:06:04):
always done, and when Garth likes it, we're fairly confident.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Then well, hated to see Garth go. I know, but
is it just me or just Levon Helm sound like
Jerry Joe? He does?

Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
He does sound like Jack Well basically can he played quarterback? Well,
I joke why I know why he sounds like him?
Because Levon Helm was born in Elaine, Arkansas. Oh yeah, yeah,
so it must be that Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Twain I was good friends with Jerry Jones blown Yes
you are, Yeah, you are hey.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Discarded recordings of David Bowie made back in nineteen seventy
four at Sigma Sound Studios in Philadelphia have been found.
The unlabeled tapes were purchased back in twenty twenty two
at a foreclosure sale by a guy by the name
of Max Ochester. He's a record collector and a preserver
of Philly music history. But he didn't find out until

(01:06:53):
last June what was on the tapes. He was getting
ready to actually record over them when he said, let
me see what's on them, and so they baked him.
You know, because of these old tapes, you can't you
have to preserve them properly. So he found out that
it was old David Bowie recordings. So we have all
that information up on our page if you want to

(01:07:14):
check it out. And the Songwriters Hall of Fame has
announced its class of twenty twenty five in the Performing
Songwriters category. Tom Johnson, Mike McDonald and Patrick Simmons of
the Doobie Brothers, Mike Love of the Beach Boys, and
George Clinton. We've got all the information up. The ceremony
will be held in June in New York City. And
yesterday around this time, we announced the Nice Day to

(01:07:34):
Tour Again tour featuring Billie Idol and Jone Jett of
the Black Hearts. Well, in case you haven't seen the
video announcing that tour where Jon Jett plays Billy's therapist.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Oh oh. Have that video up on our page for
you to check out. I got it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
Also on tour, Peter Frampton has announced a spring tour,
but there are no Texas dates as of yet, and
Daryl Hall of all the notes. He's going to be
on tour and we'll make a stop at Lucas OI
Live at Windstar World Casino on March twenty eighth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
He's a Man.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
The latest John Lennon documentary, One to one John and Yoka,
will open in Imax theaters on April eleventh, and then
it'll be on HBO and streaming on Max later this year.
We have the teaser up for that documentary, and people
are finding unique ways to take care of straight cats
in their neighborhood Bow, from using drones to drop off

(01:08:26):
food to using remote control.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Cars where they have a bowl of cat food.

Speaker 8 (01:08:31):
We've got a video of just that on the Bow
and Them show page at lone Star ninety two to
five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
How clever, And now you get a break from us
making you crazy all morning. That's a short one, Yeah,
just short one. Just sharp on all this groove here
for a minute. What are you thinking about?

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
By the way, tomorrow is fun with music Day. We've
got a special Janis Joplin mashup. She would have turned
eighty two over the weekend. Can you say you found
one of the worst singers ever. Oh, I've found more
than one. Oh are you kidding me? I have found
way more than one. Worse than William Hong. Oh yeah,

(01:09:25):
oh yeah, oh yeah, one even sounds like William hom
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
Yeah, worse than the Russian singer the Sha La La
La song.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And
that's not all I have other bad singers. Oh, it's
fun when somebody makes fun of somebody else because they
can't do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
It what they do.

Speaker 8 (01:09:49):
Yeah, and you know what a week from tomorrow is, Oh,
last Thursday of the month.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Are you freaking out because it'll be our first? Whose song?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Anyway or the I am? Yeah, you always do fine.
You just worry about it too. I know I will
explain it all. We'll get it all done. Of course,
more chances for you to pick your ticket between Billy
Idol and Joan Jet or take a see your Dowels
and Bob Reads, And of course whichever one you don't
pick goes into the Loan Star ticket window at eight Court.

(01:10:20):
That's right, everybody loves leftovers, Yes, sir, coming up now
is our after show. Decompression session on Facebook. Facebook. Come on,
go to the Lone Star Night two five Facebook page
and you can watch all the excitement in here.

Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
I'm gonna have to be here just for a little
bit because I have to deal with some issues with insurance.
I have a dental appointment today and they're like, hey,
your insurance changed and I can't find the information.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Oh yeah, I should I should have warned you about that.
Oh God, they keep taking more benefits away as.

Speaker 11 (01:10:56):
We go along.

Speaker 10 (01:10:57):
All right, no problem, man, we'll do a little quickie
yap it up, and then we'll get out of the way.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
All right, y'all, keep it between the ditches and we'll
see you tomorrow for the show. Enough show, it'll be
fun with music day. Right now or after show, decompression
session is Nick, see it on the road.

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
Bye.