The Bo and Them Full Show - Jan 27, 2025 (Ep 1296) New 2025 WakeUp Slap! Schottenheimer Polka.

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Speaker 1 (00:18):
One.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
There's a fella named one.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
He viewed you a home and manature your lawn across
the border. Late at night, he sneaks into American.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Dot and dots and big such lions.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Let's knock into American.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
To come.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
From a poor and impoverished.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Place to pick let us hands and champagne grapes.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
They can't. I'm in a swarm. Didn't sassa farms. He
took my job. His name is Josey. I'm not Shuggy's America.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Rod.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
His kids.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
They're here to say they's not get into America. They
come into America. Child. They snuck get to America, and they're.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Always an Americ child. They made it to America. My
country used to feel.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
More chips and SUSI flees and one more things. So
they sa free.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Us.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, but don't worry.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
We're gonna get all those bad people here immedally back
what they gave.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (02:11):
The only problem is, how do you know if they're illegal?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:15):
I mean, are they gonna send me back? I speak Spanish?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, well you you're gonna turn me in by better
watch out. You better not have any kind of an
accent around anybody anywhere.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
I'm gonna start carrying my birthtardes around.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
By the way, Na, there's some people in uniform that
want to see you out in the lobbie.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
Fortunately I have my birth arches.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Because something about some ice or so I guess they're iceman. Well,
I wanted to start with that because Neil Diamond turned
eighty four years old.

Speaker 9 (02:46):
Yeah, and you know they have that musical about him,
the Broadway Musical, and every year on his birthday they
FaceTime him from Broadway.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
Good and he looks good, but you know he's battling.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Parkingsas I know, I know he is. Well, it is Monday.
Let's see what we're celebrating today. We're celebrating Community Management
Appreciation Day. What dedicated to those managers that make our
buying experience more enjoyable. They're also the ones who are
always being demanded to be seen by some Karen who's
pissed off as she ain't getting her way and somebody's gonna.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Pay very true, I need to see your manager.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Right now. Seeing of things to appreciate, it's bubble Wrap
appreciation with it.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
My mom loved bubble Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Bubble Wrap is a generic trademark for transparent plastic material
with air filled bubbles used for packing fragile products when
they are delivered or transported. Plus, it's hard to stop
when you pop those little air bubbles in that bubble wrap.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
Is it's very addictive to you. But when you're sitting
next to someone.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Who's annoying, yeah as hell, I'm crazy. I like to
walk on them. National Geo Graphic Day. Okay. The National
Geographic Society was incorporated in Washington, DC on today's date
in eighteen eighty eight, and National Geographic magazine came out
in eighteen ninety nine. And don't sit there and act

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like I'm the only young boy who saw his first
pair of restlesss in that magazine.

Speaker 8 (04:21):
I know that's why people got subscriptions.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Damn right. That was my first glance. Later on, when
we discovered Playboy, we lost our damn mines and our
hormones took off. Hey, I'm just sharing a childhood moment. Yeah,
but those titties were fake.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
The ones in DA National Geographic were, Yes, they were
to their knee caps.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It is Punch the Clock Day. The first punch clock
was invented by Willem le Grand Bundy, a jewur from Auburn,
New York. He invented it in eighteen eighty eight and
father patent court in eighteen ninety. Do you ever have
a job. We had to punch a clock when you
get there and when you left? I never Oh, I
did oil City, ironwork and Corsicana. And if you were

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thirty minutes later, fifteen minutes late, they deducted that time
off your page. Yeah, I hate time closing right. They
suck International port Wine Day. Hey right, why wrote your
gut with mad Dog twenty twenty?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Your rip?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Well, go for the high class stuff. Your head will
thank you the next morning. Hey, look him. It's World
Breast Pumping Day.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Oh and National Geographic Day.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Wow rightma, wait a minute. If you're having dessert today,
it's National Chocolate Cake Day, so that yeah. And finally
it's Thomas Crapper Day. Never ever walked with you your legs?

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Crapper, I got you.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Weren't just using another word for turd. You were referring
to Sir Thomas Crapper, who didn't invent the toilet as
most people think. He invented that little floating ball that
prevents your crapper from overflowing. Oh, do you know what
that little ball is called that ball call, It's called
a ball cock. Look it up and I'm done.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
So we're talking crapping cock.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Wow, you can walk into Lose and go, hey, I
need a ballcock? Can you show we were the ball cops.
So you're in the wrong section of town, buddy, behind
the beating curtains. Yeah, you need to go a little
further south there around. Okay, so sports of all sorts
are coming up. Well, you know who's going to Super Bowl.
Wasn't who I wanted, but it is what it is.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
No, I wasn't mad at the Chiefs, but the Eagles. Oh,
I wanted the Commanders to beat them so long.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
The first game in the NFC Championship was two teams
you wish both could lose. That's true, but that ain't possible.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
That I hated that the Eagles blew them out.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Well that's because they blow and
we got the freaking bull ball for you. And they
give a headlines from Hollywood our first wake up slap
of the new year. Cheap trick tickets. Do get ready,
It's time to wait for it. Make you eight Dallasaurs

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Speaker 4 (07:21):
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Speaker 9 (07:24):
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Speaker 5 (07:28):
Well twenty twenty five Super Bowl matchup is said, it
wasn't the teams that wanted, but we're stuck with the
teams we got anywhere. Championship Sunday started in the NFC,
where two division rivals squared off, the Philadelphia Eagles EH
and the Washington Commanders in the NFC, which the Eagles
won fifty five to twenty three. They whooped that agg

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Oh boy did that? That game was probably making Jerry
squirm since both of those teams are in the NFC East,
the same conference as the Cowboys and are some of
their biggest right.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Did you see the video ahead of the game where
Eagles fans and Commanders fans outside the stadium were both
yelling cowboys Suck cowboys.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Of course, that's what makes it so much fun when
we play these guys. Okay, Well over to the AFC
later in the day, the Kansas City Chiefs played host
of the Buffalo Bills to add to the Patrick Mahomes
and Josh Allen playoff rivalry. That game was a little closer,
with the final being thirty two to twenty nine Chiefs,

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And yes, there were several shots of.

Speaker 10 (08:33):
Taylor Swift spit it out.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
You loved it, bow. I tried and tried. I guess
the Bills just aren't meant to beat the Chiefs in
the AFC Championship. Since this has happened more than one,
I now makes you sad for him. So now it's
the Eagles and the Chiefs in Super Bowl fifty nine,
which happened to be on February ninth, that the Caesars
Superdome in New Orleans, home of the Saints. Kickoff is
at five thirty.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
It's what everyone was talking about this weekend, and they
weren't happy about it.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Necessarily.

Speaker 9 (09:03):
After looking outside the organization for Mike McCarthy's replacement, the
Dallas Cowboys chose offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer as the tenth
coach in franchise history. Last week, Schottenheimer interviewed with Jerry
and Steven and vice president of Player personnel Will McLay.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
Schottenheimer has a.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Strong relationship with Dak Prescott and he has connected well
with people in the organization. But this is going to
be his first head coaching job. Now here's what Jerry
told ESPN this weekend. Bryan Schottenheimer, I'm sorry, Bo, you
want to.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Do the voice? No, just try Schottenheimer.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Ryan Schottenheimer is known as a career as Hisshant, but
he ain't Bryan no more.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
He is now known as a head coach of the
Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Jerry had a sex change operation. That's what.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
Schottenneimer and the Cowboys agreed to a four year deal,
though Schottenheimer still has to hire his staff. Sources say
that former Chicago Bears coach Matt Ebber, which sounds a
awful lot like a brand of a toilet anyway, he
is a candidate for the Cowboys defensive coordinator job. Edward
Fluss was a Cowboys assistant from twenty eleven to twenty seventeen.

(10:12):
The fifty one year old Schottenheimer joined the Cowboys in
twenty twenty two as a consultant, working mostly with former
defensive coordinator Dan Quinn. When Kellen Moore left with the
Los Angeles Chargers in twenty twenty two. After McCarthy took
over play calling duties. Schottenheimer was hired as the offensive coordinator,
but it was McCarthy who called all the plays. Remember,

(10:33):
Schottenheimer's father, Marty, was a head coach of the Cleveland Browns,
Kansas City Chiefs, Washington Redskins, and the San Diego Chargers.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
As a coach, Marty Schottenheimer made the playoffs.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Eighteen times in twenty one years and reached the AFC
Championship Game three times, twice with Browns.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
And once with the Chiefs.

Speaker 11 (10:52):
And now the Jerry has made his decision to promote
Brian Schottenheimer to the head coach of the Cowboys. The
NFL coaching carousel continues to spend with three other teams
hiring new head coaches over the past few days. Pete
Carroll will be back on the NFL sidelines next season
with the Las Vegas Raiders.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
People are saying, hun's you get Pete Carroll. He's been
a head coach anyone do you think he would have
been better choice? I don't know. Let's give old shot
and snot a little a little chance.

Speaker 11 (11:21):
The Shottenheimer. Names are already starting to stack up. It's great.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
He will be the oldest head coach in the NFL
history at the start of the season, seventy four years old.
The Jacksonville Jaguars, officially named Liam Cohen is their new
head coach. He previously was the offensive coordinator for the
Tampa Bay Bucks. The New York Jets hired Lions defensive
coordinator Aaron Glenn. He's their new head coach. Glenn actually

(11:45):
played d back for the Jets from ninety four to
two thousand and one.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Oh okay, all right, so we all know. The Cowboys
have won five Super Bowls in their history in the NFL.
Jared Watson other one's so bad he has kicked him
the coach to the curb, and another coach has been hired,
the team's tenth in franchise history. Now, the Boys haven't
won a championship since they beat the Steelers in Super

(12:10):
Bowl thirty. The Cowboys still haven't made it to a
conference championship much less than Super Bowl in twenty nine years,
the longest such drought in NFC history. Wait, it might
not just be the team's fault entirely. Oh no, the
Cowboys just might be jinxed by Rowdy. No, it's even

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referred to as the Rowdy curse. It really is with
that goofy ass looking oversize headed mascot when he came
on the scene right after Cowboys won Super Bowl thirty.
The very next season started that Super Bowl drought that
keeps Jerry up at night and keeps carousel of coaching
passing through, and some are speculating that the Rowdy curse

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is real. Get this, Jerry has spun this many controversy
into a store. Sorry about some of Rowdy's antics over
the years, including the time that the Rowdy Wagon was
spotted outside a strip club. He was getting rowdy, all right,
Roddy got a bust one like everybody else.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Now.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
I don't know if that's true or not, but I
really hope it is all lookin. All the Stars won
twice YEA in the first game of a back to
back this past weekend. Jason Robertson scored twice, Captain Jamie
Ban tipped into goal, and the Dallas Stars beat those

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Pasky Vegas Golden Nights four to three on Friday Night.
Wipe Hints also scored in Matt Dushane, Wyatt Johnson and
if Jenny Dadanov had to assists the piece as the
Stars inven the season series tied at one apiece. In
matchup of teams that have also split two playoff meetings
in the past two seasons, Jake Ottinger was in goal.

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He made eighteen says, including the ones that really counted. Then,
in the second game on Saturday, the Stars took care
of another nemesis, the Saint Louis Blues, shutting them out
two to nothing on their home ice at the Enterprise
Center in Saint Louis, and Genny Dadanov had a goal
and assist, and Casey the Smith, playing in place of
Jake Gottenser Goldie, got thirty three shots in his second

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shutout of He's a essel and Dell scored a power
play gold miural, heischman in and an assist for the
four straight game, and Dallas won for the seventh time
in its nine road game. Now Dallas, which beat the
Golden Knights four to three on Friday night, gets a
rematch in Vegas tomorrow night. The puck will drop at
ten or rather nine o'clock our time, cause you know

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time zones and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Okay, let's talk MAVs. The injury ridden Dallas Mavericks were
riding high after beating the rivals of the Oklahoma City
Thunder last Thursday night, but then on Saturday, the team
that beat the MAVs last season in the NBA Finals,
the Boston Celtics, came to the American Airline Center, and
they took the wind out of their sales by taking
down Dallas one twenty seven to one oh seven ouch.

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The defending champion Celtics bounced back from a twenty one
point loss to the La Lakers last Thursday night, their
most lopsided defeat this season, so they definitely had something
to prove at the double ac Kyrie Irving scored twenty
two points. Daniel Gafford had nineteen points and matched to
season high with fifteen rebounds for the Mavericks, who are
five and eleven since Luka Doncik was sidelined with that

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cast strain on Christmas Day. Teams will complete their two
game season series February sixth at Boston. Dallas's next game, though,
is tonight at the American Airline Center against the Washington Wizards.
The game will tip off at seven thirty tonight. Plus
there's a ticket package that includes a ticket to the
game and a limited edition special Mavericks hat.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
And who wouldn't watch one of those? I would like
one of those.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
Now.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Speaking of hoops, check this out, y'all.

Speaker 11 (15:53):
A high school basketball player in CALIFORNI had a knight
on the hardwood that most kids his age could only
dream about pulling off on couch.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Playing NBA two K two five, we're talking about Nick.
CATCHI can?

Speaker 11 (16:07):
And he scored one hundred and two points in twenty
two minutes, leading mess Roubian High School in California to
a one nineteen to twenty five victory over Pasadena's Waverley
High School.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Catch you can?

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Can you catch him?

Speaker 9 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
I catch you can?

Speaker 12 (16:23):
I can?

Speaker 11 (16:24):
I can if you can pay me. Nick hit forty
eight of his sixty shots that night. He set a
new California state.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Record for basketball crazy.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
He had help from his brother Dylan, who assisted on
thirty five of those forty eight buckets, earning him a
state record as well.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Is that not amazing? Even Lebron James Man, that's pretty good,
all right? The freaking full.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
File is.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
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Speaker 4 (17:00):
Part.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I like that's your favorite part, Like Billy was trying
to cough up a lunger or something like that. Okay,
coming up and it gives head lines from Olive Wood.
But now it's time for the freaking full of file.
There's a man named Brian Johnson. No, not the singer
from ac DCAM. This guy is a multi millionaire who

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has the Internet talking once again after he decided to
post the data of his nineteen year old son's nocturnal
erections that's boners during bedtime now. In the understandably controversial
post that sparked a large wave of backlash online, Johnson
compares his son's boner metrics to his own, sharing the

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detailed records for all the world to see.

Speaker 8 (17:50):
Embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
I don't know if the boys know it, but if
they find out, they may smother dad with a pillow
while he's sleeping. Millions the kid. The questionable move read
directed attention towards the tech moguls add obsession with anti aging.
He is the founder and former CEO of Colonel, a
company that creates devices which monitor and record brain activity.

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What Johnson became notorious for, though, is his obsession to
reverse the aging process, which was explored in a ninety
minute Netflix documentary called Don't Die The Man Who Wants
to Live Forever. In it, the forty seven year old
extremely rich guy explains how he has reconstructed his whole
life to prevent life's natural aging process from going forward,

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and spends about two million dollars a year on trying
to stay young.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
I think that new Demi Moore movie is about Yes.

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Last Wednesday, Johnson posted a comprehensive data set comparing the
duration and quality of his nighttime boners to his son's
nighttime boner. I am making this up. The stats included
their number of erections, the total length of episodes, sleep efficiency,
and something labeled erection quality. What does he do? Pull

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down his son's pants and thump it and see if
it goes. Johnson has also gone in depth on his
penis rejuvenation strategies, which include weekly injection. Of course, that
he said rate it up to a nine point five

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on a scale out of ten for paint Ooh oh, okay,
you did not really tell me that. I would have
figured that out.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
Let's talk more about Johnson's Johnson, Yeah, please, all right,
let's go to China. A wild lawsuit in China just
proved that some beauty secrets can cost way more than
a premium skincare routine. John Feg was living what he
thought was a picture perfect life with his beautiful wife
until their first child was born. Fang's world turned upside

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down when he noticed his daughter looked nothing like him
or his hot looking wife. As his daughter grew, the
differences became so starked he became convinced there was only
one explanation. He was convinced that his wife had cheated
on him, because how else could their child look so
different from him. He launched into months of yelling accusations

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against her. Now under the pressure, his wife finally cracked,
but not with the confession that he expected. Instead of
admitting to an affair, she revealed her one hundred thousand
dollars pre marriage secret extensive plastic surgery that completely transformed
her appearance.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Rather than accepting his wife's past, Fang.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Took her to court, claiming that he'd been deceived about
her true appearance because of the plastic surgery. In a
jaw dropping verdict that's making headlines around the world. A
male judge in China awarded mister Fang a massive one
hundred and twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Oh good, because you were pretty much you used to
be ugly.

Speaker 8 (21:04):
Yeah, that is not true love.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
So well, I can't believe I'm gonna do this to you.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
We're gonna stay in the weirdness of China for another
fool story. Well, if it comes out, bring it out.
Just to what you think I'm punishing, y' all.

Speaker 11 (21:18):
There's a ten year old boy over in China, and
damn is he grounded after what he did. This ten
year old boy in China got yelled at by his
dad because he didn't do his homework. Then he got
pissed and he decided to take revenge on his dad.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
This is what he did.

Speaker 11 (21:33):
He called the cops and he told the cops his
dad had a whole bunch of drugs in the house.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Yes, he made the whole thing up. It practically swatted somebody.

Speaker 11 (21:45):
After the scolding, the kid ran out of the house,
went straight to a nearby store, asked to use the phone.
The fifth grader got dialed one ten, which is China's
nine to one one. Then he asked to speak to police,
claiming that his dad was concealing poppy.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Shells, the main ingreen in making heroin Ah.

Speaker 11 (22:02):
Then he waited calmly for the cops to arrive and
let them home so that he could conduct a search
and confirm his story, and told them, hey, look, this
is really happening now. During the search, the police found
eight dried poppy shells on the balcony of the home,
and the boy's father admitted to buying them, but added
that the only plan to use them for medicinal purposes.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Right.

Speaker 11 (22:25):
The police took the evidence and dear old dad to
a nearby station and have since passed on the case
to China's anti narcotics brigade. That sounds pretty serious, and
you're probably wondering what happened to the ten year old
snot nos boy.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
After this stunt. We are too, but Chinese media doesn't
seem to have an answer. He probably never imagined he
risks sending his father to prison out of anger, But
here we are, and some kid messed one too many
ass whoopings growing up. I wonder if he's just like
gone forever. Oh man, I don't know you don't know
how they operate in China, right right, Well, now you've

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heard of people getting their tongue stuff to a frozen pole. Yeah,
that sounds painful, but it ain't got nothing on this boy.
Because a poor, unfortunate soul got his whole penis stuck
on some ice, so he fell down. No No, TMZ

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obtained exclusive photos from outside the bar in Alberta, Canada
where it all happened. This ain't for a faint of
heart or crotch for that man. The man's schlong is
basically glued to the unforgiving ice and it's not coming
off despite all others pulling with all their might on
his shoulders. Now the photos are blurred, but trust us,

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this gentleman's privates are clearly stretched before snapping back onto
the ice. First responders seemed to be pulling pretty hard,
nearly performing an impromptu circumcision on the street. Police and
Alberta say the man got intoxic and begin arguing with
people inside East Village Pub and eatery in Fort McMurray

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early on Sunday, January twelfth. Cops say the dispute spilled
into the street, where the guy's pants fell down while
he was fighting a bunch of the bar patriots, O
you and his pants fell down. Yes, During the confrontation,
this guy dropped to the ground and his schlong got
attached to the ice. Sure first responders managed to detect

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his unit without injuring him before he was arrested. We're
not sure exactly what cops arrested him for or how
authorities peeled his mister Happy off the ice, But I
would have loved to have been a bystander on the
street just watching that happen, and the.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Pictures on TMZ it's all blurred.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Well yeah, yeah, because even if it wasn't and you
are on porn side, the people still go, oh.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
Hey, coming up next hour, we have your chance to
win tickets to see Cheap Trick. They're coming to Texas
Trust See Theater Thursday day, mark sixth. If you want
to go to the show, be listening around seven to
fifty for your chance to win. Bo of course, can
have some fun way for you to win. He always does,
So keep listening to the Boe and Them show here
on Dallas fort Worths Classic Rock Lone Star ninety.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Two to five Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock Lone Star
ninety two five. Gene Simmons, good old Gene, he has
something else to brag about and he Will Kiss has
a number one song forty six years after it was released.
It was that song right there. I was Made for

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Loving You, Babe off their seventh album nineteen seventy nine
is in Dynasty that tops Billboard's Top TV Songs chart
for December due to it being used in the third
season of the Disney Plus series What If.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
And so many times when the songs are featured on
a TV show, all of a sudden, all these people
are introduced to new music and they start streaming.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
No, I've never read that before.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
In addition to that, in the new movie The fall Guy,
they play a crap out of that kill.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yes to be funny, but they play it like five
six times. Well, I was Made for Loving You peaked
at eleven on the Billboard Hot one hundred and nineteen
seventy nine, and yes, I was made for Loving You baby,
And I can't wait for some of that good.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
What Scott said, Hell about it?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Hollywood playing.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Hannah Bell running down gear.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Tobo, Timothy Schalloma, who portrays the hot Bob Dylan in
a Complete Unknown.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Hot hosted and was the musical guest on Saturday Night
Live ever the weekend. He did a great job.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
You were in.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
He was good, he was very funny, and he performed
three Bob Dylan deep cuts, calling them his personal favorites,
nineteen sixty five's Outlaw, Blue Into, nineteen seventies three Angels,
and in nineteen sixty three's Tomorrow Is a Long Time,
which Bob Dylan released in nineteen seventy one. In his
opening monologue, Shallamaye, who was up for Best Actor in

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for his role as Bob Dylan at the upcoming Academy Awards,
poked fun at the fact that he's always nominated.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
But he never wins. Nominated several times. In fact, Saturday
Night Lives showed a montage of all the times.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
He didn't win, and at first he's very like, oh,
that's okay, and then as the years pass, it's like
he gets more upset for not winning.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
Pee Wee as himself.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
A new documentary about Paul Rubens just dared at the
Sundance Film Festival over the weekend, and in it, Paul Rubens,
who died of cancer in July of twenty three three
officially comes out as gay, no big surprise to a
lot of people. Paul Rubins admits he was out until
his career started taking off. He says, I was out
of the closet, and then I went back in the closet.

(27:58):
I wasn't pursuing the Paul with his career. I was
pursuing the pee wee herman career, and my career would
have suffered if I was openly gay. But he says
that over the course of his career he had quote
many many secret relationships. You know, there have been rumors
for a while now that Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey
might be half brothers, especially after Matthew McConaughey shared that

(28:21):
his mom was very friendly with Woody's dad, Charles Harrison,
the convicted hitman. The two actors even lean into the
rumor and commercials for Salesforce, calling each other brother in
the commercials, and they're set to start in a comedy
called Brother from Another Mother. Well now, Woody's brother Brett

(28:42):
Harrelson tells TMZ he might have to start pinching cares
to find out for sure. He tells TMZ that McConaughey
is hesitant to take the DNA test, but Woody's been
trying to convince him to do so. Post Malone and
Shane Gillis are teasing their Super Bowl commercial for bud
Light in a new fifteen second clip.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Hey no, you're not actually allowed to drink in a
beer commercial. Since when you gotta wait till it's done
five four three two.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
One to take a golf It came between the Chiefs
and the Eagles, set for February ninth in New Orleans.
And imagine your house being so messy that you think
your home has been burglarized. It happened to Beverly Hill's
nine O two one O star Tory Spelling, who shared
on her Misspelling podcast that she was evacuated from her
home due to the Wildflowers wildfires, and when she got

(29:40):
the all clear saying that she could return home, she
walked in and saw that her home was trashed and
thought looters had been there until her.

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Kids told her, no, mom, this is how we live.
And that's your head lines from Hollywood. A whole hole
lot of laughs.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
On the right to work The Bo Them Show on
Dallas Ford Words Classic rock Lone Start ninety two five.
I'll side.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Do it.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
But now a word from the Sports Network in less
than two weeks, don't miss the Super Bowl? Who will win?
Will Taylor Swift be there? What will Taylor Swift be wearing?
How many times will the camera show Taylor Swift? Will
Patrick Mahomes' wife be sitting next to Taylor Swift? Will

(30:39):
Travis Kelsey blow a kiss to Taylor Swift? Will Taylor
Swift blow a kiss back to Travis Kelsey? Also, I
don't know what other football stuff will happen. You'll have
to watch it find out the Super Bowl. Don't miss it.
Don't bet that number. Body, God, you know it is
what it is.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Yeah, there was a lot of Taylor Swift yesterday on TV.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
By the way, coming up, we finally did it, our
first wake up slap of the new year. Our victim
was not a regular listener, advantage us. We'll do that
here in just a few him. But let me tell
you what we missed over the weekend. Okay, we missed
National Fish Taco Days. I do too. I couldn't make

(31:23):
an inappropriate joke, but I'm not going to. We also
missed National Irish Coffee Day. I mean it might be
a little early in the morning for some Irish whiskey,
but hey, you do you win judging National Opposite Day?
Remember when it was that way in school or somebody
just made it up? Yeah, and your your classmates annoyed

(31:44):
the snot out of you because they wouldn't stop opposite everything.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
You're ugly. You know you're pretty because it's up as
it did.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
It's a National floride Day. It looks like y'all gonna
have to identify a toothpaste commercial to win him cheap trick.
And it's also to go along with National floor id Day.
We also missed a dental drill appreciation Day.

Speaker 9 (32:10):
Okay, you could say something inappropriate about that too, Bo Roberts.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Well, when they drilling in that big hole in your
head and you smell and see smoke.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
Coming out of your mouth, that's pretty nasty.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Let me tell you this, you think that's nasty. When
I was nine years old, my brother used to take
me and my brother to a dentist that never used
nova cane on me or my brother because, as he
told Mama and Nancy Karents don't have nerves in their
teeth yet what Oh he was wrong? Yeah, I was dead.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
By god, he was a sadist.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yes. And while Jerry and the Cowboys front office celebrated
the hiring of Brian Schottenheimer, the reaction on social media
was a little less enthusiastic, to say the least. Cowboys
fans and critic alike have taken the ex formerly known
as Twitter to voice their mixed opinions, and most of
the spots, you know, the post would sound like this, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(33:11):
And it sounded like this too.

Speaker 9 (33:17):
People couldn't believe it. I know, I know, but I
know that you're a fan of shot and well I'm
ready to give him a shot.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
I was a fan of his.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Dad, Yeah, Marty Schottenheimer. But fans aren't exactly welcoming the
first time head coach with open arms. But who knows.
Maybe he's the next great head coach to get Jerry
that sixth Super Bowl he so greatly craves. And maybe
Shottenheimer falls into the pit of doom as those who
have come before him.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
However, whichever one of those scenarios come to pass, we
would like to celebrate the Cowboys new head coach with
the shot and Hunimer Polker.

Speaker 14 (34:01):
Boten Heimerson, I'm a Shopton Hemer Bopa king Lain is
the baddest.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
That's no joker go go fixing? Not a thing If
it's not a rocker, who's.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
The Nimsinnimer shot and Timer Boka the Nier?

Speaker 5 (34:20):
What's the Namer Shottenheimer Poka marking? It is the baddest
that no joker go go fixing?

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Nother thing? It's not a broker, who's the niner but
the nim A Shotten Nimer popa, Oh, that's my.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Fine?

Speaker 14 (34:51):
Right by point kick off extra point would be bis joint.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Puts the Heimer? What'son?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Heimer?

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Shopton?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Are these games the badest?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Sex?

Speaker 8 (35:04):
Gobo picks it not a thing of vins Broker shot.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Wos tim.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Shot?

Speaker 12 (35:16):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Wun't that shot?

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Seed?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
But the guy?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah so hod.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
About Dallas for worst Classic rock lone Star ninety two
to five. We got cheap trick tickets coming up.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
But guess what what it's.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Time for our first wake up slap of the New
Years is gonna be so much fun. This is a
slap to a guy who's not a regular listener. His wife,
Lilian is setting up a call with her husband, Corey,
who recently celebrating his fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 15 (35:56):
Okay, my husband Corey recently ran over a dog in
Castle Hill.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (36:01):
Yeah, but he told the woman that he would take
care of any expenses, so I think it would be
funny to say that he owes a bunch of money
for the dog's funeral. I mean, he did give the
woman our phone number, so it won't be a surprise
if he actually gets a call about it.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Can you guys do something? Oh, I'm sure we could
take us something now I understand it. Your husband's name Corey, right.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yes, and he just had his fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
Oh, this will be a great gift.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Okay, Okay, so you hold on and stay on the
line and then you can tell him happy birthday at
the end of the call. Okay, okay, let's call Corey.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Let's do it.

Speaker 12 (36:53):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Hello, is this Corey?

Speaker 12 (36:57):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (36:58):
Who's this?

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Hi Corey, Miss Natalie and I'm with pet Care and Carrollton.
I was given your name in number by Jessica. She
said you recently ran over her dog Chewy in the
Castle Hills area.

Speaker 8 (37:15):
Is that true, Corey?

Speaker 12 (37:17):
Yeah, yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh, I am so sorry.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
I know that must have been heartbreaking for both of you.

Speaker 9 (37:24):
Yeah, well, Jessica said you promised to take care of everything.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 8 (37:31):
All right, Well, I have a bill here for you, Corey.

Speaker 9 (37:35):
It's for four thousand, five hundred and sixty eight dollars
for Chewy's funeral.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
How much four thousand, five hundred and sixty eight dollars?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Well, what four thousand dollars for a dog's funeral?

Speaker 9 (37:52):
It's actually four thousand, five hundred and sixty eight dollars, sir.

Speaker 7 (37:56):
That's are you, that's bush. I'm not paying that much
for a dog funeral. When I said I would take
care of everything, I was just thinking it was a
cremation or whatever.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
Corey just picked our deluxe funeral package we have here
at which includes a very lovely funeral service.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
I mean it comes complete with a viewing before the service.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Then we have a burial here at our pet cemetery,
and the price includes the coffin, the burial plot, and
the flowers.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
That's why it cost so much, Corey, burial.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
I'm not telling that much for a dog funeral, sir.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
The coffin alone is five hundred dollars. And then there's
the makeup for the dog.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Makeup for a dog.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yes, we do lovely makeup. You know, we want the
dog to look respectable.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
You did run over him, after all, and Jessica requested
that we have Chewy in the coffin with a sweet
panting expression.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
It was just adorable.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (38:58):
I can't believe this. And then we did hire someone
to sing at the funeral service. Corey what, Yeah, we
had someone from Jessica's church sing amazing grace.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
It was just lovely.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
How much did that cost?

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Two hundred dollars? And then the burial plot was one
thousand dollars. The headstone was another thousand dollars, and the
headstone said here lies Chewie, a faithful companion who was
taken away too soon.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
No no, no, there's no way I'm paying for this,
No way, sir.

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Did you or did you not run over Jessica's dog?

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:37):
Yeah, I did, and I told her that I would
take care of everything. But but you know, I was
just thinking that this would would just have like he'd
have the dog cremated, this whole deluxe dog funeral bitness.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
Stop well, sir, I don't know what to tell you,
and I don't appreciate you talking to me like that.
I was told that you would pay, and if you
don't pay, I'm going to have to send this matter
to a collection agency.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Oh okay, all right, go ahead, Yeah, yeah, just do
that because I'm not paying for a fucking dog funeral.
This is it's a dog and you know what, Jessica
can pay for it herself. She's taking advantage because I
thought so bad for running over a damn dog. But
this is ridiculous and I'm not paying.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Oh I forgot.

Speaker 9 (40:14):
There's another additional cost of five hundred dollars because we
hired professional grievers to be at the graveside service.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Beat. I am not paying, and you know what, you
can tell Jessica to go to hell because this is
a bullshit.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
Corey.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
You also have to pay an extra additional two hundred
dollars because Jessica requested that a song be dedicated to
Chewi on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
What is this a joke?

Speaker 8 (40:44):
As a materal?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Fuck?

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Oh no, are you in kidding me?

Speaker 5 (40:53):
No, We're not kidding you. This is it bowl Robbers
from the Bow and Them Show and let's hear it
for Annabelle. Thank you, thank you, good job on your
first wake up left.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Holy oh my god?

Speaker 11 (41:06):
Who put?

Speaker 12 (41:07):
Who did this?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
That would be your wife, Lilian, say hello.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Lilian, my honey happy.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Oh my god. I thought I was gonna have a
heart attack.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
This is crazy.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Two thousand oh my god.

Speaker 9 (41:23):
Actually, sir, it was four thousand, five and sixty eight
dollars and we prefer cash.

Speaker 15 (41:30):
Yes, happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Some people say I'll never fall for that, but you did.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
Oh I fell.

Speaker 16 (41:38):
I felt whole light and thinker.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Thank you, baby.

Speaker 15 (41:41):
I think.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Let's give the propers to Corey. He's our first victim
of the new year.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Poor Cheey the dog.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
What a wonderful fiftieth birthday Corey is gonna have now?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Huh wow?

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yeah wow, that was awesome. Thanks, Happy birthday, Thank you,
thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (42:05):
Thanks guys, that was great.

Speaker 16 (42:08):
Lone Star ninety two five, The Home of the Bow
and them show, well most of us are all right.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
I'm a little twisted to them. Okay, coming up. I
got a song that was a real tear jerker and
the singer just passed away. Yeah, you won't say that
when you hear what song. Well, let's give away those

(42:36):
cheap trick tickets since we just played some. All right,
all right, okay, told you it was National floorie Day.
So I said, you know what the fun is to
do an old toothpaste commercial.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
But y'all have to identify now, is this toothpaste still around?
Oh yeah, oh okay, I use it to this day?
Really this day toothpaste?

Speaker 10 (42:58):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Two on four or eight one seven, seventy seven, one
nine two five. I'll play this more than once, but
tell me what tooth taste commercial?

Speaker 17 (43:08):
This is.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Quhen q D.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Katy makes a scene. She wears a smile brush three
ways clean.

Speaker 12 (43:18):
Cleaner, breath cleaner, taste, cleaner, tea free waist clean clean.
When Hadsome Harry joins the session, he makes a real
cool three way impression.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
Clear breath, clear taste, cleanity.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Three in your mouth trouble can start with crapped food
particles that attract decay bacteria producing decay acids. Ignore with
activated guard all foams as you brush helps foam away food,
decay bacteria and decay acids. Regularly, Iglo brushing for most
people instantly helps stop bad breath that starts in the mouth.

Speaker 12 (43:51):
I had the Girl and Boy Crush three ways clean,
to boot and joy cleaner.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Breath, clear, taste cleaner, tee, tree wises walking.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
What is gigar clean? I don't know it's funny there,
but AO got it.

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Okay, Oh yeah, I saw what he said.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Oh so that's that's it.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
That's it. Let me play it one more time. I
love these old ass commercials from the fifties. All right,
once again, listen and tell me what toothpaste commercial?

Speaker 11 (44:27):
This him is.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
When q D Katy makes a scene and she wears
a smile brush three ways clean, cleaner, breath cleaner, paste.

Speaker 12 (44:38):
Cleaner, tee three waist clean. When Hadsome Harry joins the session,
he makes a real cool three way impression clear breath,
clean taste.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
In your mind, trouble can start with crapped food particles
that attract decay bacteria, producing decay acids. With activated gar
all foams as you brush helps form away food, decay
bacteria and decay acids. Regular dig look rushing for most
people instantly helps stop bad breath that starts in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I had the Girl and Boys crush three waist clean,
two boat and John clean.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Gig walkingtalk oh, okay, okay, that's an old commercial.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Why is it all?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
I love these nineteenth fifties commercial Some of you weren't
even born yet, but you can still figure out what
it was. And the clue was the active ingredient. Guard All, yeah,
guard All, No, I don't mean nothing to me. I'm
only twelve. All right, Let's see if anybody know two
one four England seven seventy seven nine two five probably

(45:51):
within the first three you think. Okay, let's see by
new show. Tell me what toothpaste commercial?

Speaker 7 (45:56):
That was Colgate?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Colgate that.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
How did you get that?

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (46:03):
What you google? You google three way?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
That would get several different responses. Okay, so who is this?
This is Special K? Hey, Special K. How's it going?

Speaker 17 (46:22):
Man?

Speaker 5 (46:23):
You say Special K? I say you guys a rock man.
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 10 (46:28):
You know what I've had some of you before, the
serial sunderstandment, Special K.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
You the special winner of today. So hold on and
we'll fix you right up. Okay, thanks, Special K about it.
Tomorrow will be something totally different, but it will be
the same cheap drinks, all right, So don't oversleep or
you'll miss out.

Speaker 9 (46:58):
And stick around. We have more concerts gets to give away.
Coming up around eight forty Bo and I are going
to open up that lone Star ticket window and giveaway
tickets to see Simple Minds. They'll be at the Toyota
Music Factory Sunday. Tune first, so keep it locked into
the Bow and Them show. You're on Dallas fort worst
Class Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Well, we want you all to join us. I know
some of you have other plans, like oh, a real job,
but just tune in when you can, because nowhere else
would you get information like this. Okay, you've loved tim
as Popeye the Sailor Man, right. In fact, it was

(47:38):
Popeye the Sailor Man day not too many days ago.
That's right. But it's doubtful you'll feel the same about
Popeye the Slayer Man.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
Yeah, yeah, ruined Popeye like Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Well, it's kind of like that awesome. Deadline reports that
it's the name of a new horror flick that will
premiere next month in Berlin, a North American release that's
expected in the spring. This movie tracks a group of
friends who are making a documentary about a sailorman who
is said to haunt an abandoned Spinach factory. Spinach has

(48:17):
to be included. They break into the factory and well,
you can imagine where things go from killer Ye he's
going to gut them and leave him there on the floor.
Got gut oh man? Well, Popeye was among the characters
that enter the public domain on January first, and once

(48:39):
that happens, these works become fodder for remake, spinoffs and
other abdebtations, as what happened with recent slasher films starring
Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pool. Yeah, it's been reported
that three other Popeye horror movies are being made even
as we speak, even.

Speaker 8 (48:58):
Before they know how the first one is accepted.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
They don't even know if this one is going to
be a semi hit. But I guess they think they
know what they're doing. Okay. A North Texas Christian radio
station is closing after forty years on the air. Klty
company that on klt y ninety four point nine, recently

(49:22):
sold the station to k Love. The morning show co
host Bonnie Curry has been on the air for thirty
of the station's forty years long time klt wise last
day on the air will be on Friday. Fans can
also look forward to a celebration and a special surprise
on klt y's final day. Now, when I worked here

(49:44):
the first time, one of the engineers was named Andy.
We didn't know, did you remember, And we called him
angry Andy the engineer right bald and pissed up. Yet
God dang it. Yeah, but he he wasn't that way,
really it was. I think it was just an act.

(50:05):
But Angry Andy went to work. He left here and
went to work at KOT Why And so every time
I've seen him after that, say Angry Andy, what you're doing?
He goes, I'm still working over at Clytie.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
That's what he said.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
I'm not any disrespect toward that radio station.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
They're still going to play Christian pop. By the way,
Oh yeah, because K Love is not like the old
K Love. This is k Love the Christian station.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yes, either way, either way, Okay, Now, I don't know
if this name rings the bell. Melbourne Montgomery. She was
duet partners for George Jones, Jeane Pitney, and Charlie Leuvin.
She died last Wednesday in Nashville. She was eighty six
years old. Now, Miss Montgomery was known to her fans

(50:57):
and others as the female George Jones for her down
home country phrasing in edition of her native Appalachia where
she growed it up, She.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
Growed it.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
I harmonies can be heard on we must have been
out of our minds. That was a top ten country
hit that she recorded with George Jones in nineteen sixty three.
But it was this tear Jersey recording. It was an
older motherhood that roasted number one of the country Charge
of the Nunteen seventy four right, it crossed over to

(51:33):
the top forty And I'm just gonna give you a
taste of the chorus because if I played the whole song,
your eyes would water up with tears so much you
wouldn't be able to drive. So grab a hanky. Oh
here's that song.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's my caring you grow sidey no m oh yeah,
THENSI set up with you doctor break.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
No had in all.

Speaker 16 (52:18):
No jar.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
And so did my draw Battle Forts Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two to five. Seth Justman, keyboard player for
the Jay Giles Band, who you just heard seventy four
years old, Happy Birthday. Also a guy that was a
good friend of the show that he passed away. The
spoon John Witherspoon. John Witherspoon was here many times. He

(52:48):
would have been eighty three years old.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
He rests in peace.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
But now a word for one of our beny fights.

Speaker 16 (52:53):
Wa was tired of using your crappy old breadmaker.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Yeah, the brick comes out all square and it takes
too long.

Speaker 16 (53:00):
Then you need the loaf pitcher. It's the all new
bread machine that pinches a loaf in seconds.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Take a look.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
Wow, a steaming hot loaf of brown bread and the
aroma knows the whole room.

Speaker 16 (53:12):
Plus, the loaf pincher is easy to use. Just listen
to what these satisfy customers are saying about the loaf pincher.
I pinch a loaf twice a day.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
I love to pinch a loaf after my morning coffee.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Mom, I pitched a loaf all on myself.

Speaker 16 (53:26):
Best of all, the loaf pincher is totally portable. Take
one indoors, outdoors in your boat or RV. You can
even pinch a loaf at the office.

Speaker 11 (53:34):
Whoof okay, people who wouldn't go in there if I
were you unless you want a loaf of pumpernickel.

Speaker 16 (53:41):
Oh, so, if you're backed up on your bread making relief.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Is on the way with the loaf Pincher. The loaf
Pincher fumble makers of the Cheese Squeezer, one of our
many many medal Fox sponsors.

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Thank you for sponsoring the show, The Bowe.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
And Them Show. Here's a weird one. A Carrollton family
has been shaken and disturbed after a man wearing a
satanic devil mask holding a sign with revelations twenty one
through fifteen written on it, walked up to their front door,
rang the doorbell and stood there for several minutes waiting

(54:21):
for someone to open the door.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
Oh, it is so creepy. It's all over my next door.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Oh yeah, because it's near my house. And when they
saw what the guy looked like, I'm not entering that door.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
The scripture written on the man's cardboard sign was about
the end of the world. The ring doorbell camera captured
the encounter, which happened in the Indian Creek area of Carrollton.
The person in the devil mask and walked behind the house,
stood in front of a driveway camera, holding that sign
and not moving a musk. It is so creepy, it is.

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Carrollton police say they received just one report. But since
no crime was committed, they can't arrest the guy right now.
Damn whoever he was. Police say they will monitor the situation.
I guarantee it. If you use to walk out the
front door or your back door leading to the driveway
with a cock, double barrel, twelve gage, that may convince

(55:14):
him to leave.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
Yeah, he would go directly to hell.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
It would be a strong suggestion to say the lead.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
So BUCkies is suing a smaller North Texas gas station chain,
claiming it is infringing on the copyright because it looks
too much like the Bucky's Beaver logo. In the lawsuit,
Bucky says the Superfuel's logo prominently features a cartoon representation
of a smiling animal that closely resembles a beaver, which

(55:42):
is similarly positioned in the right facing angle and is
depicted in front of a circular background, just like Little
Bucky himself. Actually, the logo is supposed to be a
smiling cartoon dog for super Fuels Now. The suit also
notes a similar expression and coloring. BUCkies claims the logo's
confused customers and that confusion has led to a loss

(56:03):
in sales for BUCkies.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Oh, and Bucky's will star.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
Yeah, this is kind of a stretch. I've seen both
of the logos and it does not look the same
to me. The lawsuit calls for a permanent injunction to
stop super Fuels from using the dog logo for super
Fuels to pay BUCkies for any ill gotten gains, and
it calls for the destruction of all signs, packages, and

(56:27):
other materials with the logo of the little dog with
the cape on. In case you were wondering, super Fuels
owns two locations in Dallas and one in.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Irving, US.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
An Alabama woman passed a major milestone Saturday to become
the longest living recipient of a pig organ transplant.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Fifty three year old Tijuana Looney is her last name.
Great last name, Loony.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
I take that one, man, You get a pig kidney
or hart or what.

Speaker 11 (56:57):
Tuana has been healthy and full of energy with her
new pig kidney for sixty one days and counting. She's
doing great. Miss Looney donated a kidney to her mother
in nineteen ninety nine. Pregnancy complications later in her life
caused high blood pressure that damaged her remaining kidney. That
kidney eventually just crapped the bed. Altogether, she spent eight

(57:17):
years on dialysis. Doctors concluded she'd never likely get a
donated organ. She developed super high levels of antibodies normally
primed to attack another human kidney, so she sought out
the pig organ experiment. No one knew how it would work,
and someone highly sensitized with those overactive antibodies. But doctor
Robert Montgomery, who led her transplants, said they successfully treated

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Miss Looney and there's been no sign of pig kidney
rejection ever since.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Yeah, she's still Looney, though Looney. United Healthcare has named
a new chief executive. Nearly two months following the assassination
of Pharma CEO Brian Thompson, the insurance company tapped Tim
now Well, a longtime company executive, to leave the operation.
When asked about his new promotion, Noel said, do I

(58:07):
have to?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Yeah, does it come into bulletproof vest?

Speaker 5 (58:12):
And earlier this month, pornstar Bonnie Blue set a world
record by banging one fifty seven men in a single day.
Yeah now. A restaurant named zag Huttsberger's, a restaurant in
the English city of Durham, was inspired by the stunt
to create a new burger with parmesan cheese, mozzarella, honey,
buffalo sauce drizzled with garlic oil. It's called the Bonnie

(58:35):
Blue Burger, which is topped with extra meat since since
well you know, you know what I mean, No roast beef. No, no,
it's Robbief who.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Just like it is.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
The Loan Star ticket window is open and we have
for you free tickets to go see Simple Minds in
concert at Toyota Music Factory Sunday, June Feist. If you
want to go for free, then be caller number five Cows.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
Because simple mind song Don't You Forget About Me top
the Billboard charts in nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
All right, Quali five two and four eight one seven,
seven eighty seven one ninety two five from your Friends
on the Bow and then show.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
I'm lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Oh yeah yeah, I'll accept Dallas host Classic are Out
lone Star ninety two to five. Eddie van Halen would
have turned seventy years old.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
Yes, happy have on birthday. Well, heavenly birthday is the
day you passed away. Yeah that's right, that's no, it's.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
A heavenly birthday, birthday, actual birthday.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Whether they there or not. Okay, speaking of peoples, let's
see who one are. Take us go see simple means
Stacy Jones in Dallas. Hello, Stacy, Stacy Jones. Isn't that
the grateful dead song drop in that train?

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
That's Casey j Jones. Does see any relations to Jerry Jones, No,
I doubt it. Don't try to start laying another kid
from another woman on that. I'm dealing with the several
ones that are coming forward bitching. Now, maybe Stacey is
married to Barnaby Jones. Now we're stretching out and way

(01:00:35):
way overthinking, buddy to mention, it's a great big oh God. Well,
in case you didn't know, and you probably do, Chicago
gets a buttload of snow every single winter.

Speaker 12 (01:00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I've always wanted to go to Chicago and hang out,
just not in the winter too. So this city has
six new snow plows to its fleet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
I love how they named their snowplows.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Just in time for what is currently a brutal winner.
And as they've done in the past, the Department of
Streets and Sanitation has asked for the public's help in
naming these six new stoves.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Oh they always are so clever.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Okay. The Windy City has released the results of its
annual You Name a Snowplow contest, and the winners are
in no particular order. Been there plowed that one of
my personal favorites. Scoop there it is like that snower whacker.

(01:01:40):
It's great my kind of plow Lala laplosa. Oh because lol,
yeah clever and Bozo the Plow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
See there, My character named Bozo the Clown.

Speaker 7 (01:01:55):
It was.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Don't forget it. I never loved it. Well, aren't they wacky?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
I didn't know they named their snowplows, oh yeah, oh yeah.
And then they named boats. There was like a tug
boat and they named it voti Mic boat face.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:02:09):
Yeah, Well, they asked people to vote on what they
should name it, and so then that name went out
and so many votes wanted Vodik boat face that they
like broke the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
It won. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Whether they named it actually bonymc boat face or not
remains to be seen, but I sure hope they did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
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how about one thousand dollars. Rock the Bank is back
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Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Two to five lone Star def Leppard and they recently
played a private show last Saturday in Mexico without guitarist
Vivian Campbell and singer Joe Elliott told the audience that
Campbell was recovering from some treatment for his cancer.

Speaker 9 (01:03:16):
Yeah, he's been battling non Hodgkins lymp for like twelve years.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Sitting in for Campbell last Saturday was John Zucko, the
guitar tech for the other guitarist, phil Colin m HM. Campbell,
who is sixty two, was diagnosed with Hoskins lymphoma in
twenty thirteen. We all wish him well because he's a
good guy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
He really is, and up on time wasters today bo
at the Bow and Them show page at Long Star
ninety two five dot com, we have a health update
on Vivian Campbell. He says he is on the road
to recovery. Says he's The transplant that he had was
very successful and if his recovery progresses as planned, he
should be able to begin touring with def Leopard when

(01:03:58):
they kick off their tour mayfifl ffteenth.

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
That means we'll see him at.

Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
Lucas Oil Live when he comes to town with Jeff
Leppard June twenty first. So Sammy Hagar has parted with
yet another car from his collection. This time it's that
nineteen sixty two Ford Thunderbird that belonged to his former
band leader, the late Ronnie Montrose. Sammy Hagar says Ronnie
used to drive them to montro shows in it. Completely

(01:04:23):
restored by Sammy, it sold at auction in Scottsdale, Arizona,
on Friday for sixty three thousand dollars. But get this,
that money's not going to Sammy. That money is going
to suicide prevention in memory of Ronnie Montrose, who took
his own life in twenty twelve.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
He was sixty four.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Oh I remember that, Yeah, very sad.

Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Paul McCartney's speaking out against the British government, urging them
to sign a bill that would protect artists from a
new copyright law that would allow for AI to rip
musicians off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
I'm telling you AI gonna be trouble for some Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:58):
Appearing on BBC's with Laura Kenzenberg, he shared his concerns just.

Speaker 17 (01:05:04):
Worried about the copyrights not being protected because if it
gets a bit like the Wild West, then the people
who created these copyrights don't benefit.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Well that's true.

Speaker 9 (01:05:19):
Yeah, AI is gonna mimic their voices, just grab their
sound and you release it, and so that they lose
out on all that money.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Come on, that is just wraw it is. That really
is right.

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
We have Paul McCartney's full interview up on our page
if you want to check that out. And Queen has
posted the sixth and final episode in their YouTube series
The Greatest, this one focusing on the recent reissue of
their nineteen seventy three self titled debut album, Queen One.

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
That's what It's called Now.

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
In this last episode, Roger Taylor talks about how recording
the album at London's legendary Trident Studios was detrimental to
his drum sound, and that's why they kind of redid
the album and we have the link to that episode up. Finally,
have you ever seen a park in your neighborhood or
a house in your neighborhood where all the birds congregate

(01:06:07):
and it looks like cowferd to Hitchcock's the birds?

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Uh huh?

Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Yeah, Well, a guy in Jacksonville, Florida really hates having
birds on his lawn, so he goes after them with
his car. You can check out the video on the
Bow and Them show page at lone star ninety two
to five dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
Don't make me drive up in that tree and take
you down, bitch. You know what else? I love what Waterburger. Yeah,
they just brought us up a feast. And I remember
and I remember you saying that Waterburger was coming up here.
I just didn't know what day. I didn't know what

(01:06:42):
was today. That was quite a nice surprise, nice surprise.

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
They are kicking off a big partnership tomorrow with free
honey butter chicken biscuits. You can go buy You're participating
Whataburger tomorrow from six am to eleven am to grab yours,
no catch, no purchase necessary.

Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
One a person.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
Wow, supply slash and then otherwise the with purchase you
get that free honey butter chicken biscuit.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Damn that was good.

Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Yeah the biscuit, of course, the biscuit.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Did y'all get a breakfast sandwich or anything?

Speaker 8 (01:07:14):
Yeah, well no, they were all the honey butter chicken biscuits.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Oh okay, So no eggs for anybody, No, no eggs.
We did it the bow way today.

Speaker 11 (01:07:22):
I pulled mine apart ate the chicken and then got
into the honey in the biscuit part.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
It was sexual right delicious.

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
But I know how much you love your water burger,
so I asked them to bring you one special.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Yeah, and they did.

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
They did because they loved boat Robberts.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Well, they need to raise their standards. Okay, So tomorrow
is another toy Box Tuesday, your request from the old,
ever expanding archives of this so called show. So if
you have a request, let me know I try to
find it for you. I've already gotten couple that I'm

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lining up to get to absolutely first.

Speaker 8 (01:08:03):
And we have more cheap trickt cheap trick tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
We have more cheap trickets and a bunch of dead
crickets also at seven fifty. Yes we do all right,
So our after show decompression session is next on Facebook.
Before we go, let's do the shutting Himer Polka one
more times.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Shotting. Heer king Man is the baddest.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
That's no joke. Gogo pixing not a thing, It's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Not nim shot.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
The time.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
Shot party is the baddest. That's no joke of dog fixing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Not a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Did not.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
The nine shot, the Niner.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Burn down.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Everybody's sit in a certain hey.

Speaker 14 (01:09:09):
Up by right bank that book extra point day.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
It would be pronus joint pots. The timer busen Heimer
choptain Heimer vocal parties gave me the bad se No
Toka go go fixing.

Speaker 16 (01:09:30):
Not a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Evins not broke boots.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
The Nimbus and Nimer shot the Nimer.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
PoCA boots the tim off tim shot. Hi, Voka, you
better be good, Brian. That's all I gotta say. Pot
that shot. See but the guy yeah, yeah, Hey Tom.

Speaker 17 (01:09:52):
I