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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming to video this week, The John Travolta cult classic
Green Master Base.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's freaky, but it happened. Pope friction.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Look, I give a million massages and a all men
soun'm gondel.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
The emotion of the touching your remake. No, I'm kind
of tired.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I can use a massage for myself.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Oh yeah, yo, man, you best back off.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm getting a little pissed here.
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Pope friction is a censust thing on maybe a method
of massage difference from that.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Rated ge Ford.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I can blow?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh you ready to blow? Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, it's John Travolta talking to you about the benefits
of massage. I just read that research is a testing
whether fifteen minutes of a Swedish massage on a man
just before it provides sperm for insemination could dramatically increase effectiveness. Wow,
sign me up for beta testing. What a manly massage?
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My spunk trumpet blowing the medley of life while I'm
getting tossed by a Swedish chef.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All in, let's do this massage. Good for you, good
for insamination.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's already at the belly button just talking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Look eight inches. Hey, it's John Travolta.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Can to talk to you about a therapeutic new massage
guaranteed to take away your aches and pains.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's called a snake massage.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's right, Lie naked on a table, face down, preferably,
and let this non venomous snake work its magic.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
How do you like the feel of that eight inch snake?
Don't forget about my stiff joint. Oh I won't.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's gonna be nice snake massage. Anyone can do it?
Can you get that out of my ear?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why? What? It's wet?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Willie coming to TV? Don't miss the spinoff that everybody's
talking about.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Oh Jay, oh my god, you need to clean the
blood off that knife.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It's unbelievable. It's the people versus John Travolta. Watch is
this once adored actor gives his worst performance since his
last worst performance as Robert Shapiro Shah.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I have a feeling these gloves are going to be
too tight. I'm gonna get you a quitted faster than grease, Ladon.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's the people versus John Travolta.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Hey, Oj, you're not guilty. Let's celebrate by getting massages. No,
I'm gonna give one myself then shit coming to TV.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, all right, we'll go picking on John Travolta for
I know why because it's his birthday. Why John Travolta
seventy one years old today.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Mister gott I love him with the bald head too, man.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, a good looking it's a pilot look. I think. Well,
it's like when you get a bunch of holes in
your natural when you get older. I'm just all the hell.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Well, I guess for the longest time he wore a piece,
a hair piece, and then he just decided to go bald,
and everybody said, you know what, you look very distinguished way.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Because you know, nobody can tell if you're wearing the hair.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Peece never well, even when you have a lot of money,
you can kind of tell that there's a dead animal
on your head.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yes, kid.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
One of my best memories ever in working with radio
is I got to interview John Travolta.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
In that movie Latter forty nine.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Okay, yeah, because he kind of trained with some people
here in North Texas, some firefighters here in North Texas,
and so I asked him during our interview, I was like,
would you dance with me like I took my shot
and all they could say was no, but he said yes.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
So we danced together and he doubted me. Oh my god.
It was such a great Miller girl who was a sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, we got to talk about this on the after show.
I bet you was all king.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
He did not show me his snake.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Way.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, today is Tuesday. It's a toy box Tuesday. We
got some goodies out of the toy box that will
play for you. It's also eat ice cream for breakfast Day.
Oh yeah, I doubt anyone would pitch a bitch over that.
I do not at all.
Speaker 10 (04:04):
So Marianne from Gilligan's Island went on a diet to
lose a ton of weight once. Yeah, you eat one
pint of ice cream every morning and then you don't
eat another frickin thing all day.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Because you lance all day. Yeah, you start to shake.
But I gotta have chocolate or vanilla and hot fudge
dairy queen here I come. But in fact, you're gonna
have to identify an ice cream commercial for those sticks
tickets at seven fifty, and I'm cutting you some slack.
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It's pretty easy, all right, Thank you, National Battery Day.
No you're not supposed to go beat somebody up. The
inventor of the battery iteal you and physicist out of
Sun dro volta where.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
The term volts oh like trouvolta.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, this morning. Well he was born on
today's date in seventeen forty five. If you're ever on
Final Jeopardy and that question comes up, you're welcome. Thumb
Appreciation Day, Yes, please, We celebrate and show a little
appreciation for our thumb, which is considered to be one
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of the most important digits on your hand. Apparently some
people go through life with their thumb up their ass,
but that's different. On Thumb Appreciation Day, some people have
stained from using their thumbs and instead use their other fingers.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Why would you do that? I know, yeah, you don't
have to. My dogs are so pissed and jealous that
I have a thumb and they don't. Yeah, wantm Yes.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Thumb Appreciation Day is a good day for Texas aggies.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Huh. It is also Pluto.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Day the Walt Disney No No No.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The planet astronomer Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto on February eighteenth,
nineteen thirty at the Loyal Observatory and FLAGSDA have Arizona.
So why'd they yank away poor little Pluto planetary cata.
I don't know, but it ain't.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Fair give Pluto back his planet.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, it's National Drink Wine Day. Oh yes it is.
I mean we might want to wait till the show
was over before we unscrewed the cap on a bottle
of Thunderbird or Matt doctor Cabernet.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Let's get my little Nni fridge.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And finally, it's cow milked while flying in an airplane? Day?
What he heard me? Right? Today we shall break the
day the first cow that flew in an airplane, as
well as the first cow milk while flying on an airplane.
February eighteenth, nineteen thirty, a Guernsey cow named Nellie J
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flew from Bismarck, Missouri, on a plane to the International
Aviation Exhibition in Saint Louis. Claude Sterling piloted the plane
while Illsworth Bunch on Wisconsin accompanying Nellie J and was
the first man to milk a cow and fly.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
I wonder what else he did to that poor cow.
City joined the Mile High Club with.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The I doubt that, but he probably had to go
up some cal fudge. All right, let's get ready for
Sports of All shorts. Then we got the freaking fool
file and then stuff comes out of the toy box.
All right, thank you, b Yeah here timed up lone
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Star ninety two offs to angels and occasionally the angels say,
lighting up. We ain't got time to mess with you.
We got heavenly stuff to do. Yeah, more important things
to take care of. Ballaspor's classic Rock Long Start ninety two,
five and six thirty and dime Verse Sports of.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
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go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, the Four Nations face off is down to two
Canada and the good old US of eight. We'll playing
the championship game at TD Garden on Thursday at seven
o'clock after Canada clinched a spot when the five to
three win against Finland yesterday afternoon. It will be a
rematch of the American's emotional f go three to one
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win against the Canadians at Bell Center in Montreal on Saturday.
And it could be a classic because these teams are
starting to kind of hate each other. Yeah, did you.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Hear that they booed the Canadian national anthem in Boston.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Because they the American national athem, and they started it.
Speaker 11 (08:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
The United States lost to Sweden two to one last night,
but the Americans already had made the Championship Games. Stars.
Goalie Jake Ottinger will be on the ice tonight for
a Team USA. Well, he was on the ice last night,
and we'll be on the ice when we play against
Canada on Thursday. Come on, Jay, Yeah, absolutely, don't let
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us down. Don't let them start making jokes about the
Americans any more, even though they have every right to.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Well the ongoing search for the right NBA All Star format,
there was plenty of talk this weekend in San Francisco
about an idea that has picked up some momentum in
recent years. The US on one side, the world on
the other side. I kind of like what the NHL
is doing. The NBA decided to try the tournament approach
after years of openly asking for more competitive games where
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nobody plays defense because nobody wants to get hurt with
so much more of the season left to go, right,
That's why those games were always so boring. The Four
Nations face off hockey tournament, which opened last week in
Montreal concludes on Thursday in Boston. Obviously not meaningless to
the players involved. There's been fighting, three brawls, as you
mentioned Boe in the first night seconds of USA versus
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Canada in Montreal on Saturday, and a ton of physicality,
much to the delight of fans who love to see
fist flying. As Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada said, he goes,
I went to a fight in a hockey game.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Broke out that old joke, right, but it's still a plot.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
And it definitely applied on Saturday night in Canada. The NBA,
at least some in the NBA are watching the Hockey
All Star Tournament and taking note of how it seems
to be working as a potential idea for basketball. So
mid season showcase next year we shall see.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, yepn't do this. Wait.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
NASCAR Hall of Famer Jeff Gordon wants something. Yeah, we
want something from Hollywood. He wants a sequel to Days
of Thunder. Well, sir, who doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Want a sequel to Day.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
With Tom Cruise in his new face, Well that's what
he's been doing.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Yeah, with Tom's updated We were just talking about two
pays earlier.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
On his his face is tired in the drum head
man way too much books.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
Tom Well, Jeff Gordon, and Tom Cruise have been in touch,
and recently at Daytona International Speedway, Gordon said he's been
in touch with Tom about making the project come to life.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Why not bring it on?
Speaker 10 (10:42):
The Hollywood Reporter reported that Cruise talk to Paramount about
a follow up to his nineteen ninety Nascar film. The
original was critically panned but a summer blockbuster and at
largely lampooned. Threw out the NASCAR industry for its exaggeration
and it's over dramatics. They do that a whole bunch
of the movies. Man, it's for storyteller rights. Over the decades,
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the film has since become a cult favorite NASCAR circles.
It's still quoted by race fans to this day. Robert
Duvall was so good that the movie ultimately introduced NASCAR
to the wider audience that had a very limited exposure
to stock car racing before the summer of that release
of that movie. There's been racing movies before, Eat My
Dust and all kinds of stuff, but none that have
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depicted Nascar in such a mainstream style and of course
influenced the greatness that.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Was Talladega Nights. Oh yeah, basically, Baby Jesus. Okay, let's
talk Cowboys. I know football is eight and is over,
but there are still some issues to be taken care of.
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Another offseaton for the Cowboys or they have a significant
contract to address, and the hope is that this one
will go off without a hitch. We briefly talked about
this yesterday. Last year, it wasn't a smooth process to
work out big contracts for quarterback Dak Prescott or wide
receiver Ceede Lamb. Now, Garry and Stephen Jones are tasked
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with heading back to the bargaining table for edge rusher
Micah Parsons, who has let it be known that he
wants his extension done sooner rather than later. I can't
blame him either as a bonus for the front office.
The all Pro pass rusher has also stated that he
doesn't need to break the bank, insisting there's a price
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in mind to extend him and that he's willing to
accept less so the team can address the pieces to
help the Cowboys return and win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Thank you, Micaha should have done the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh sorry, when I hear about Cowboys and Super Bowl
have to left. Currently, as it stands, things are good
with Michael Parsons and the team. An extension is expected
in Dallas and the two sides of to be getting along. However,
the longer this drags on, the more the tension can build.
Parsons is playing the role of a good soldier, which
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the Joneses love for now, but if a deal isn't eminent,
things can change for the worst and we could lose him,
and he's the last guy we want to lose.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
And it sounds like he's not being greedy, so work
with him so we can keep out crying on Jerry.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You know you're gonna have to pay something, but you
don't have to like give him that money.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
And he's not asking for that, so well he deserves it.
I'm totally with you. Bo Roberts.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Dallas, ISD is celebrating the Carter High School girls swim team.
They recently won their District six for a swim championship.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Way to go Carter High.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
It's a history making title for the district and it's
a first for Carter High's swim team. The team credits
their coach, James Spencer, for the constant encouragement when they
have practice. Every morning, he would text the whole team
rise and grind.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You know.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
So they had to go off campus because Carter High
School doesn't have an editorium, so they'd go off campus.
I mean, these girls are dedicated. Coach Spencer told them
he'd get in the pool if they won district.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
They did, and so he did.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
He'd got in the pool.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Carter High.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, that's very cool.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has a message to those of
us Dallas Maverick fans who are still butt hurd, still stinging,
and still angry two weeks later, including all of us,
I believe exactly that said. He's also sure that the
Mavericks believed their decision to trade Luca to the Lakers
for Anthony Davis was in their minds at least the
best possible move for the franchise.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm sorry, I had to laugh again.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's a steamy pile of horse pucky if
you asked me. Silver, in his annual address at all
Start Weekend on Saturday, said he had no advance word
that the trade was looming and that he was surprised.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like everyone else.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
He was also saying that he wasn't going to second
guess the MAVs decision to do so. The Daunchits for
Davis trade pissed off an awful lot of peace around here.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I think most of us is safe to say. I
would say, like at least and Luca too.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Yes, he didn't even know it's right. You're just trying
to close on a new house.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
The angry fallout from fans that we're treading our twenty
five year old superstar still hasn't subsided, to say the
very least. I'm empathetic. Silver said, I understand it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh yeah, well you can't do anything about it. But
he understands our pain. I don't understand it. Thank you.
Can we rub your head next time you are he
has a bald head. You want to go right, yeah,
or get one of those rags they use on shoes.
Puffed a rag on his head now. Last December, Saudi
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Arabia was awarded the two thousand and thirty four World Cup,
which was criticized by many because of the nation's questionable
record on human rights. Questionable is putting it mildly well.
Saudi Arabia is back in the New is with this
World Cup thing because they have decided that it doesn't
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need to be too much of a party atmosphere because
they are not going to allow alcohol at the event
or anywhere else for that matter, in the country. I'm
surprised PFA is gonna put up with that. Yeah, no beer,
no wine, licked nothing, and no beer, wine or liquor
anywhere in the entire country. So won't that be fat
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It's going to be a huge loss of money considering
the Saudi Arabia World Cup is almost ten years away.
At least they're giving soccer fans enough warning. But I
don't think I want to go now. No, I don't
know what they said the freaking full file next to
the ball they're joining Dallas. What was pic Loan Storty
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shut up trying to show Yeah, I think you'll lead
seeing a death leopard bought me around, Stupid Joilies, Damn
Joe Elliot. Okay, coming up a little ditty out of
the toy box that has something to do with Saturday
Night Live's fiftieth anniversary celebration. Now it's time for the
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freaking fool File. Here at six forty five. This is
a sad and weird story. Russian media recently reported the
shocking case of a forty two year old woman who
had not set foot outside her family's home for twenty
six years, despite being in perfect health, because her mother
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wouldn't allow her to do it. No, yes, abuse, my god,
very overprotected. Until this month, forty two year old Nadezda
bush Nova hadn't left her mother's house in Western Russia
since she was sixteen years old. The only reason she
decided to venture into the village was because her mother
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had become ill and needed to be hospitalized for the
first time in twenty six years. She didn't have to
listen to her mother, who reportedly kept her isolated for
all these years to quote protect her from the dangers
of the outside world. You can't. You have to let
the little kid burn his hand on the stove, You
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really do so he'll know that what you were saying
about don't touch the stove.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
You was right, That's how you learned. But you know, some.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Cultures, yeah, you know, even Hannibal Lecter got some fresh
air and exercise outside sometimes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
This woman had reportedly not washed her hair in twelve years.
Oh my god, and hadn't had a change of clothes
in even longer. That's abuse, Yes, it is. She had
also been living on cat food for years and had
been sharing a bed with her mother and their cats,
some of which were dead. She had to sleep with.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Dead chests, and she still went to go get help
for her mom.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
I said, okay, mom, you're dad.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah exactly fast. Oh, finally I get to get out
of here when you're almost dying and take a bath.
In fact, this girl didn't go to school anymore, and
her mother rejected anyone who tried to interfere, telling them
that they were fine, they should mind their own damn business.
No one knows exactly how dear old mom got her
daughter to accept this isolated lifestyle, but the general consistency
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that the girl slowly got used to how things were
and simply abducted it.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Yeah, and it's her mom.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, sad. Well, at least she didn't talk back
to her mom. Yeah, I wouldn't. I think mom needs
to be put in isolation for a while, thank you.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah, now that she's in the hospital, yes, okay, let's
travel to Mexico. Police in the Mexican resort city of
Puerta Rayota reported at least eleven cases that people completely
stripped of their clothes and then tied to lampposts with
the letter R shaved on the back of their heads.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Now, I've been deported by ARTA a few times, I
ain't never seen nothing like that. Yeah, well, this is
kind of creepy.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
So far, no one knows who orchestrated these attacks and why,
as the victims all refused to talk about it they're
too scared. Police started receiving calls about naked men being
tied to lamp posts in different areas of Bortovayarda. They
had all been strip naked, had bruises on their buttocks,
and were tied to lamp posts at various intersections across
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the city, and they all had the letter R shaved
into the back of their heads. Now, one explanation would
be that these men were suspected thieves and that they
were punished by local vigilantes tired of police failing to
do their jobs. The R shaved in the back of
their heads most likely stands for rat rata, which is
how thieves are sometimes referred to in Mexico, but just
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like an English rat is also slang for snitch, So
this could be the work of a crime cartel teaching
these men a lesson for not keeping quiet and also
sending a clear message to others. And that's why why
they're being tied up on those lamp posts, striped naked.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, at least they're not cutting their fingers off. Oh horrible, Annabelle.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Do you see why we're so happy that you are
back safely for Mexico?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
And you could have come back with a big old.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
R shaved in the back of old You don't know that,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
That's why I got that wig on.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
I got over to the UK for the story of
twenty nine year old bartender Poppy Johnson Lively name. She
claims she's been suffering from an irrational fear of Michael
Jackson what ever, since she saw the thriller video.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It freaked her out because when.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
She was a little kid, she loved all things Michael
and Jackson five and now I was sweet and charming
and wonderful. And then she saw him change into a
dancing zombie and something snapped upstairs in this bartender's brain.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
I don't like Michael Jackson anymore. Don't watch the video anymore.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
Michael Jackson's world, all of his culture is now triggers
to her a song, an old interview, a cover of
one of his albums. She has flashbacks of that traumatic
experience of singing Thriller for the first time and being
freaked out by how zombie ish Michael Jackson looked. She
experiences sweaty palms, she shakes, and to make matters worse,
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Poppy's parents are big Michael Jackson fans, and they have
a whole bunch of Michael Jackson crap all around their house,
and they said, forget about your phobia.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We're not taking that seriously.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Managing her fear of Michael Jackson has not been easy
for the English bartender. She would excuse herself whenever she
was out with her friends and Michael Jackson song started
playing I'll Bet You while she's bartending at work.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It happens a lot, and she.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Would then spend a few minutes in the toilet breathing,
calming down, trying to fake focus her mind, and she
started seeing a hypnotherapist for help. After four sessions, she
says things are getting a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson phobia Okay, she saw him turning
to a zombie in that video, so.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
I think what's even scary is his face at the
very end, you know where his nose was practically missing.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yh Yeah, it.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Was a very spooky makeup job on Michael and snapped.
We all know about Michael's nose, sever that's a story
in itself. And an Egyptian man is reportedly seeking a
divorce from his new wife, claiming that he can't get
used to her natural look after seeing her without makeup
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for the very first time. She looked fine before, but
now he thinks the bitch ugly.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Well remember Tammy fay Baker, She always slept with her makeup. Yes,
she did wake up before Jim woke up to put
her makeup.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Of Oh my god, what seems to be like the
script of a hilarious sketch. This guy reportedly filed for
divorce from his wife of just one month because he
just couldn't get used to her appearance when she doesn't
ever make up on apparently the two men on Facebook.
You see the punch where the woman always posed the
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track the photos of herself, but even after going out
with her a few times, the unnamed guys still found
her attractive and decided I want to marry her before
she gets away. That's not how they talk in Egypt,
but how we talk. The problems began on the morning
after the wedding night, when a man saw his bride
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without makeup for the first time and literally screamed out
loud when he saw exactly what she looked like. Pretty ugly.
Well she must be. I saw pictures of her on Facebook.
She looks totally different when she does not wear makeup.
I was deceived and I want to divorce her. Egyptian
media reported that the scorned husband told the court that
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he had tried to overcome his wife's unattractive looks, but
after a month of marriage, he decided to file for
divorce because he can't stand the sight of her.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
That's fad.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
They'm like, yeah, yeah, you kind of prickish this. Yeah, yeah,
I hope he marries a real ugly woman this time.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Yes, I hope the judge doesn't grant the divorce.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's just punishment. Stay with her and make it where
she can't wear makeup ever again.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Hey, coming up next hour for National Eat ice cream
for breakfast Day, bo is going to have you identify
an ice cream commercial for tickets to see Sticks in concert.
They're coming to do Seti's Pavilion August first, and if
you want to win those tickets, make sure you're listening
around the seven fifty to the Bow and Them show
here on Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
To five Dallas host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Remember that tomorrow is what ask us stuff, So give
us a question call he asked the stuff outline two
and four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave your
question there, we'll answer it on the air, and we
will play Choose your News for Sticks tickets at seven
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to fifty tomorrow. And there is a theme because there
was no theme last week, don't you know? Okay, uh,
you know that Saturday Night Live fiftieth anniversary celebration that
was really fun to watch. It was It was incredible
because I've been watching the show ever since it first
debuted in nineteen seventy five. Sam, So we've had a
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couple of people from Saturday Night Live on many times,
like Kevin Nalan, he's gepping in here for Wow. But
I had a couple of interviews with dan Ackroyd, but
I'll be damned if I can find him. However, we
do have an interview with this guy who is one
of my favorite original cast members. Where the not Ready
for Primetime players.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
Garrett Morris's many here with about six o'clock. Some trying
to breathe. But I'm glad to be on your show man,
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I know it's early where you are, so I thought
i'd give you a little gift. You ready, Yeah, give
me a gift?
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Bro all rd ab the top sir tonight is that
Bo Robinson is trying to make me into death? Mute.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I say, I told you to hold the phone away
from here a little bit.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
Right there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm not gonna let you do anything unless you do
Chico esquala for me. Right now?
Speaker 11 (27:20):
May you Betty more share moo? I repeat your time
to make me that, But that's all right. I want
you to keep your eye.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
On the ball because baseball being Betty Betty beneon.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Ball been better better good, and of course right now
Bo Robin's being better better bad.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm glad you called. This was a nice surprise here, Garrett,
right right, Garrett Morris, who's kind of starting to resemble
famous amos.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Now hello, well you know, but I'm still black don't crack.
So I'm sables with that wrinkled face.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Black don't crack. I like that. That's a good.
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Wait.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
I know we don't want to talk about Saturday Night Live,
but you know I'm also doing a club downtown of
blues and comedy club called Downtown gad margin. May I
be shamelessly self promotional just.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
For a second, yes, flog away, plug away?
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Okay, Well, my club can be looking on internet on
the Gatmarss Blues Andcomedy Club dot com. We just reopened
uh Saturday Night starring loumel. I don't know if you
know you, but she's a fabulous comedian.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh yeah, we've known that girl for a while.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
And Deacon Jones a blues band. I sing blues as well.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Deacon Jones has a blues band.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Yeah ah not the guy can take out two, can
take out the house of one, punt.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Deacon Jones is also a guy who for like years
has been was working with John Lee Hooker.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh I thought it was Deacon Jones, a football player.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
I know there are two chicken jokes that Dicon Jones
who can excuse me, knock me out with one punch.
And that's not even if it's hits my face. If
it goes asked, the wind from the punch will knock
me out.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Just the wind to make you lean at least reading
at least, but you can.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
There's also a guy who's a fabulous musician and I
do blue him every week at my club. Got going
to the Blue Comedy Club. And thanks for let me
say that.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
And you're singing the blues, but you have a classically
trained voice, and do you still sing classic?
Speaker 11 (29:19):
I am a guy who used to be up ten.
I used to actually have one of the Vienna choir
voice choir voices. When I was a kid, I sang
east flat above high seat. Now at seventy five, I
am a baritone.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Get out of here.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
CAMDIVI said that you after forty two you go down
one step. I've gone on at least seven.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh and aren't you from New Orleans?
Speaker 13 (29:42):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (29:43):
Originally from New Orders? Yes, up in market city, all
in Mary Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, you've been back there? Oh?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
I go ahead twice, Yeah, sir, And when I go there,
my my whole law or jogging changes instead of saying turning,
I said, inning, I said, born in. Yeah, I don't
go in shatter grocers. I go and make groceries.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You make groceries.
Speaker 11 (30:03):
I make groceries. Yet I say, instead of mind, I said,
my dea uh. And I go down to the corner
and I put some earl in my car, and you say.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I'm going buy Mama and THEMS.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
That's right, going to my mom and them.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You know, we're going by the Schwegmans and we're gonna
go make groceries and go buy all day pig.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
With you're gone. You understand that what I mean? How
you you start to get in there? And when in
Rome talk about the Romans.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's right. Well, we used to live in New Orleans,
so we know all about that stuff.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
And now you know of coaching. We go in the Orleans.
You have to lose ten pounds before you go, cause
you will be eating a whole lot of good tasting
food because they make it. Two things they are great
out in all of this music and cook it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's right. That's right. Now, let me ask you about
about two broke girls. How do you stare at Cat
Denning's eyes without looking down?
Speaker 13 (30:51):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Man, that's very hard to do because that whole set
every day. Look both Cat and Beth. Let's face it,
or make your man looking at my lines? Come on.
But at seventy five I also realized that they could
be my grandchildren. So that's what it cuts out for.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
Less about it.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
It makes you feel like a creepy old man, doesn't
it about?
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Creepy old man?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Right? Good to talk to you. Please come to Dallas
sometime go hang with us.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
All right, man, Thank you, man, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I appreciate it both you always welcome and love.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
If I do, I'll name it after you.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
Ah, I knew I had the right guid and say that,
thang you Garrett, all right man.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Dallas Horse Classic Rockelon started ninety two to five. I
had been smoking a lot of that sweetly through the years,
which explains a lot. Yeah, it does explain quite a bit.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
There.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
We still love yassa. By the way, the guitarist you
heard on this song, yeah, Tony Iomi Black Sabbath. He
turned seventy seven years old, Tom Wow, Tony. And we
had Tony on the air one time on the phone,
and I asked him this question. I know you've been
asked this before, but was it the accident with your
fingers that gave you the unique sound that Black Savage
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is known for.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Well, I mean people say that, but I think it's
It just made me play in a different way. I
had to come up with a different way of playing
and trying to invent chords that were suitable for me
to play that because I couldn't play the regular way,
and by doing that, I used to hit the east
the bottom east thing.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Well, explain what happened, because there's some people that may
not know the story about you cutting off the tops
of your fingers.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Well, what happened.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
I used to work in a factory and I was
an electric worlder and a gas worlder, and there was
a metal I used to weld metal and metal it
used to be bend before it comes to me and welded.
But the one day that the person didn't come in,
it bends all the metal. So it meant that I
had to get on the machine. And then they put
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me on this machine and I was on there so
many hours and then all of a sudden, bang the
machine came down on my hand. And it's a really
big machine, huge press, and as I pulled my hand back,
it pulled the ends of my fingers off.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
It was really painful, and I was absolutely devastated because
I was leaving that job that day. I'd got my
notice in I was going to turn professional with the
band and go to Germany, and so my whole life
was changed by that. Of course, it came that good
in the end, but at the time it was devastating.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
So this happened on your very last day of work, on.
Speaker 13 (33:35):
My last day at work, Yeah, I actually went. I
actually went home for lunch and my mom done my
lunch and I said to her, I'm not going to
go back to work, and she said, you go back
and finish off the day promptly.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Thanks Mom.
Speaker 13 (33:48):
Yeah, exactly. So I did go back, and that's what happened.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
You know.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
And didn't you try playing with thimbles on your fingertips?
Speaker 11 (33:55):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (33:55):
I do play with I still play with symbols. I
made some symbols and it worked. But I went to
the hospital and they said you might as well give up.
There's nothing you can do, and I wouldn't accept that.
I decided to I could do something, and I made.
Speaker 11 (34:10):
Some and they work.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
See there's the story of what happened these fingers from
Tony Iomi himself.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
You know the Farewell show that they're doing July fifth
in Birmingham where they all grew up is sold out.
Yeah yeah, those tickets, I mean scalpers are gonna make
lots of money.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
There's so many bands that are going to be performing
on that bill.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
It's just today they've announced the Guns and Roses and
Tool have been outed to them.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yea even bigger. Wow, amazing. That's gonna be a great show,
it really is. I wish we could get tickets. Yeah. Yeah,
like they're gonna fly us to birming kids.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
It could happen to positive thoughts.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, keep holding onto that while you're dreaming tonight. You
didn't say it, but you won't get laid because of
That's right. It's gonna gonna have to be some dinner
in a movie involved coming up. We're gonna give away
a pair of Take Us to Sea sticks with Don
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Felder and Kevin Conan had dose Ki's Pavilion on August first.
But let's take care of the business at hand. O.
Friend of this show, Steve Hurst had a birthday last week,
so naturally we got to take a little taste of Steve.
That didn't sound right? Now, No, I sure didn't. I
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favorite mate Steve. Hello.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Oh yeah, isn't it nice having a real English I know.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It really really I people say that, you know, it's
refreshing when Steve's in here, because that's really my stupid
I sound like a money python skip whatever. Sound like
a Canadian?
Speaker 12 (35:52):
Yeah, a Canadian with a speech impediment.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
All right, mate, there you go. Okay, Now we always
say that Steve, you're the guy who's famous for being
on YouTube for lighting his ass on fire. Somebody somebody
emailed and said, please tell me what you type in
to see Steve light his ass on fire. It's it's
Steve Hurst. H I R S T. Steve Hurst. Amazing shot.
(36:20):
Now another question, why did you do it in the
first place? Because I was drunk?
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Right, No, I've done the challenge many times before.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
We'll explain the challenge. You explain what you do is
and it's not really dangerous if you think about it. Oh. No,
you get toilet.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
Paper, you make it the length of your leg, right,
and then you drop your pants and you put the
top part in between your butt cheeks and then it
gets better. You grab a beer, a full pint, and
then you set fire to the toilet paper and you
have to drink the beer before it burns your ass.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well, I'll me what you didn't make? What could go wrong?
Speaker 5 (37:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
A lot?
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Well, no behind Like I always have someone who's a backup,
like behind me with like a glass of water.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
But when they're lefting too hard to throw water on
your head and.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
They've been smoking the funny stuff as well, I learned
that don't do that because all he did was go.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Dude.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
And then I went to I went to hospital and
they had to They had to put me because I mean,
it hurts so bad, even when I was drunk and
I was in the waiting room, but like I have
my arse hanging out, so they couldn't, you know, there
was kids coming in and get scaring everybody whether.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
They know if they should arrest me or so.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
They they gave me my own room, right, and I
was on my stomach with my pants down, and the
doctor walked in and he goes, so what happened to you?
And I go, I put toilet paper up my butt
and set fire to it, and he goes you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I just left. They never gave me anything. No, I
didn't even give you any sound anything. They're like, we
can't give you anything for stupid. I hope you learned
your lesson.
Speaker 12 (38:16):
No, I just emptied the drawers out in my socks
and walked off.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Just seven years ago? Was it seven? I still have
a scar on my butt that looks like Italy. Yeah,
bo wants to see it? I No, I don't. Hey, Hey,
what the hell is this guy?
Speaker 14 (38:33):
And I haven't clicked on it yet? It's only forty
seven seconds. Comedian Steve Hurst money shot, What the hell
is this all about?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Where you're on some on some water? And is that
you when someone? You know? Those big guns of beer? Yeah?
Like I tried to swallow a full one in one city.
Oh yeah, I don't remember. Oh my god, Gee, you've
got to stop making these dumb vets with people. Have
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you seen this one where I eat fire? On there?
I did that pretty well. What you are you trying
to get into the circus and the geek show? Like
eating fire fifty seven seconds worth?
Speaker 12 (39:13):
This was scary because like I was somewhat sober and
I've never eaten fire before.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh well I forgot. See, you can't do that when
you're sober, right right, Wait a minute, Well, the fact
that he did it when he was sober shows he should.
Speaker 14 (39:27):
Have had the fact that he did it. And he's
got his hands up in the in celebration of doing it.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
See.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
The fear is.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
There's a big flame in front of you, and the
longer you wait, the more it burns.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
So the more you get scared. Oh wow, people, but
you put it in your mouth. It's like, it's all goody,
back to what that doctor said. You're an idiot, you
know what?
Speaker 12 (39:52):
My god, I got a story for you, all right,
all right, When I used to when I used to
bartend right, and I used to do the flair competitions right,
throwing the bottles like Tom cruise On.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He's a champion bartender. Yeah he won competitions.
Speaker 12 (40:07):
Well I won one in Florida, right yeah, and lo
and behold by pure Fluke. I got really drunk that night,
and so they bet me to run around the hotel,
to run around all the floors and knock on everybody's
door naked with the trophy in front of my private
(40:27):
So I did it. Why why not? Why we in
the morning. There's nothing on TV make it interesting. This
is on the Disney Resort as well. So anyway, I
did it, and I ran down and all these people complained.
Well after that, they had the They called it the
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Hearst Award, and that was for them. The person that
did the stupidest thing on the competition.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Award, he got a dumb ass award named after him.
My friend, they may poked me well, Bellaforest Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. I still hadn't found what
I'm looking for. You ever have somebody say, well, where
did you leave it last?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
All the time. If I knew where I left it last,
and I wouldn't have to ask you where it was
the thing I'm looking for? Can trace your steps? Yes,
yes I did, And I still can't find what I'm
looking for.
Speaker 9 (41:30):
That's why Bonner wrote the song.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
That yeah to scold me. Right, Okay, let's talk about
eat ice cream for breakfast Day? Because it really, honest
to God, is eat ice cream for breakfast Day? So
I thought, hmmm, why not do an ice cream commercial
for those tickets to see Styx? Don Felder and Kevin Cronin. Okay,
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at do Segis Pavilion August first.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah, and you said that you were going to go
easy on us, But every time you say that, it's
the hardest contest ever. You guys, you guys will get this,
all right, Okay, we're ready.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Two one four or eight one seven, seven eighty seven,
and yes, I'll play it more than once. Okay, we
appreciate that. All right. Tell me what ice cream this is?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Wee family at the carnival, say this is fun.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
And look at the christ Beauregard.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Hurry, hurry, hurray, hurray, hurray, step bread in book, double
stelicious ice cream that money can buy anywhere. Why you've
never tasted ice cream until you've tasted the richest, smoothest,
creamiest ice cream ever. In fact, just nobody knows how
to make ice cream better than Yes, sir, sure rings
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the bell say we've got celebrities out front.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
If you want Tommy t taste treats deliciously different new flavors.
Always buy the package with my picture on it. Get
the big half gallon of.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's good ice cream.
Speaker 9 (43:11):
Okay, you're gonna have to play it.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Of course, I'm gonna have to play it again. Let
us take in let me play it again. Tell me
what ice cream this is?
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Wee family at the carnival.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Sure, this is fun and look at there, cries Beauregard.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurray, step bread and for the
mosteam delicious ice cream that money can buy anywhere. Why
you've never tasted ice cream until you've tasted the richest, smoothest,
creaviest ice cream ever. In fact, just nobody knows how
to make ice cream better than Yes, sir, sure rings
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the bell say we've got celebrities out front.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
If you want tummy tingling taste, creats deliciously different new flavors,
always buy the package with my picture on it.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Get the big half gallum over good ice cream, good
ice awesome.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I don't think I want anything that has yeah yeah
either it doesn't sound too appetizing, does much less a
half gallon of Yeah?
Speaker 9 (44:24):
When did this ice cream come out?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's been out forever, and I guarantee you every damn
one of you have had some of this ice cream. Okay,
I gave I gave two tries. I gave up. I
give up. When you hear what it is, you're gonna go.
Speaker 9 (44:38):
Oh, take myself.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
All right two one four or eight one seven, seventy
seven one nine five, let me see if in about
of nose. Now, bon them show what brand of ice
cream is that?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Allis ice cream? Not sure what he said, but it's
not the right answer. Bon them show tell me what
ice cream that is?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That would be Boron Dairy Borton's.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes, yes, yes, it's bored the cow talking. Yeah, Elsie
was a guy. Do you know that?
Speaker 9 (45:11):
I thought Elsie was a girl.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Supposed to be, but apparently Mama wasn't able to do
the voiceover at the time. Hey, Paul, come in here
and do this for who is this? It's a specialka
again special? Okay, how you doing? Hang on just a minute.
You know the procedure. We gotta get some information from
you before we give you these taking way to go
man off special Okay, yeah, yeah, but when you heard yes,
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I know that see the cow on it, lucerne Briars.
I just I hated on that one man literally cow.
Speaker 9 (45:50):
Elsie the cow was on the package.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah she was. Yeah, you know it.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
Was somebody that was lactose and tolerant.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, exactly. I'm getting a rash. But I'll take some more.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
Supper Cross coming to AT and T Stadium in Arlington
this Saturday, and if you want to be there, we
have a family four pack of.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Tickets for you.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
Bo and I are going to open up that lone
Star ticket window around eight forty here on Dallas Worst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Two five Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. Now, I don't know if you know this
or not. You probably do, but when singers are about
to go on stage, they warm up their voices. Yes,
you can't just go out there and start singing, because
you'll make yourself horse.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
Some of them like we'll sing scales, I'll say a
little prayer.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Paul McCartney likes to sing the theme to the Monkeys
What before he goes on stage? Okay, check it out.
Here's Paul McCartney about to go on stage singing the Monkeys.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
Monkeys, Right, they're almost done.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
What about We're just trying to be friendly. Look that
part out, did you, Paul? And then the lights go
down in the crowd and they go on stage.
Speaker 8 (47:39):
Super When we were in Mexico and we were walking
around going through these parks and stuff, I actually had
my nieces and I do the monkey walk.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Remember how they would walk? Oh yeah, where they would
step over each other we come.
Speaker 9 (47:53):
I wonder if Paul McCartney does that.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Now that I don't know, in his eighties he's like
eighty one.
Speaker 9 (48:02):
Good, Yeah you said.
Speaker 8 (48:03):
He sounded kind of tired on that fiftieth anniversary special.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Because he'd done three shows for three straight nights before
he did. That is true.
Speaker 9 (48:13):
Love me some, Paul McCartney.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
I know I do, and so did my sister and
she's listening from somewhere up there this morning, going.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
That was cool man, good, Okay, I found this little
kid bit. Uh. Sonny Bono would have turned nighty over
the weekend.
Speaker 9 (48:30):
Are you are you serious?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
You're really gonna play it? I'm gonna play it, Oh
my god, because we all know how he died.
Speaker 8 (48:37):
Yeah, we have no respect, and of course not not
on this damn hill.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Are you kidding? Jeeve? There you go, Sonny Bono serious?
He was yon the snows through the school where don't ski?
Speaker 11 (48:59):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
I kiss that tree and now my days.
Speaker 12 (49:10):
High.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Caskeep big.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Hack, cas, keep big.
Speaker 8 (49:17):
Harm on a chill, lift up to the king.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
They won't find my nose until next spring. Here's somewhere
on there.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
I'm bone old cloud.
Speaker 15 (49:36):
I hope you found out of window trees overund the.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Reading stage together you alone. Hope you're not too bad
about we sold. No, I'm not mad cause I'm divine.
Speaker 15 (49:56):
Now every hill and mountains looking, b Babe, Watch that treat, babe.
Watch that treat, babe.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You kick me right out of your van?
Speaker 15 (50:19):
How where now do y'all go back?
Speaker 4 (50:22):
I love you and you dub me?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I told you to watch. I can't skip. Watch that treat,
(50:47):
bab Watch that treatment.
Speaker 8 (50:52):
I can skip.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, I'm taking y'all to hell. Okay, i gotta do this.
You're gonna kick my ass if I do. And she
was a steeple. Oh yeah, that's it, Dallas Horse Classic
(51:15):
Rock lone Star ninety two five. That song was actually
a B side. Yeah yeah, it was back in the day,
young folks. We had these little things called rickets wickeds,
and one was the hit side and one was the
B side. That was just supposed to be a throwaway,
but it turns out that one was pretty good B side.
Speaker 8 (51:33):
Well, there were so many songs that the record company says,
oh this is the one that we're gonna release.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Oh, and of course a record company knows everything.
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Yeah, but then there was like album cuts that people
like loved and those became the bigger hit than the
actual single.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (51:47):
You might remember in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody, there's this
scene there in the record company guy's office and they're
just getting ripped of shreds because they want Bohemian Rhapsity
to be the single.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
It's too long, and well kind of in the rules
of top forty radio. It is too long, but it
managed to work the rules. They stayed strong and it worked.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
They're good for them. Okay, for those of you that
are still upset about egg prices, I got an idea.
Speaker 7 (52:19):
I know you want to over easy.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Oh Benedict style. We're good finding.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
A cheap Grand Slam because the press of eggs is
higher crestling Land.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
It's too much for eggs the house and Dennis to Ain't.
Speaker 12 (52:41):
No way I'm saying that much money unless my mama
tells me too.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
It's too much for eggs. Yeah, yeah, we know. Yeah, yeah,
good thing. I don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Dam.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
But if you're one where muggle he gets some eggs
well founded twelve years ago. There is a company called
Rent the Chicken, which provides customers with two egg laying hands,
a portable chicken coop, and up to two hundred pounds
of feed, food, water, dish, and a book on taking
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care of chicken.
Speaker 9 (53:20):
Can you just rent them?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
You rent them, and you take the eggs that pops
out of I love it, he says. Within two days
of the arrival, your chickens will alay eggs ready to use,
the company promises, adding that the homegrown eggs are a
lot better for you than those store bought eggs are.
The company is your rent The chickens should lay about
a dozen two dozen eggs per week, depending on your
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rental package. The chickens are also available for adoption, because
nothing's cuter than a chicken, right. That's if the customer
realizes they want to keep them at the end of
the rental period and you can just buy them. The
chickens cost their on five hundred dollars to rent for
six months.
Speaker 9 (54:04):
For six months, Well that's not I mean, considering the
price of eggs, that's cheap.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yeah, But we also did the story earlier that said
it's one hundred dollars for however long you wanted them,
not anymore, them keeping them too long, So now it's
five hundred dollars for six months. How bad do you
want to eat them?
Speaker 10 (54:24):
Nasty costco It's only five dollars for a rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah, you guess what section I'm going to.
Speaker 8 (54:33):
The National Weather Service has issued in Extreme Cold Morning
from nine pm tonight until nine am Thursday because of
a temperature drop and the threat of sub zero wind chills.
The cold is coming from an Arctic cold front that
will arrive tonight and there's a chance for wind try
precipitation bow and that could mean some icy, slippery road conditions.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
I don't want to have to cancel the show tomorrow.
I want to do this show.
Speaker 8 (54:58):
Let's see what the web, because you know, sometimes it's
a hit or miss with the weather men. The National
Weather Service recommends that you dress in layers, including a hat, face, masks,
and gloves when going outside, keep pets indoors as much
as possible, and make sure outdoor animals have a warm,
dry shelter, food, and unfrozen water.
Speaker 9 (55:19):
If you do have outdoor pets.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
Please bring them in ensure portable heaters are used correctly.
Do not use generators or grills inside. There are so
many people that do that and then they end up
with carbon monoxide poison. And turn off your sprinkler system.
If it goes off on its own on a regular basis,
please turn it off so that doesn't add to the
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icy road conditions and then you don't have to deal
with bursted paths.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
That's right, and that's very important, don't you know?
Speaker 10 (55:48):
Well, the sweet little city of Murphy, Texas is moving
up and moving out a little bit, and they're gonna
get there. Dunk dun, duh own unique zip coal yehnography.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I was wondering about it. Why does they need a
new ZIP code? What difference does that make?
Speaker 10 (56:02):
And then I kind of found out, Well, up until now,
they've been kind of squished and rolled into plane oh
in park or neighborhoods. Now they're getting their own seven five,
nine to four area code, and I imagine they're just
pitching a bitch of a celebration in Murphy.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
I beg you, lady, congratulations, let's all get tore up
from the floor.
Speaker 9 (56:25):
The lives out there in Murphy, Terra. You can send
her letters, ah.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Darr you got any beards? Eggs left? The city manager,
or WREITHL.
Speaker 10 (56:37):
Adams, said that a zip code of its own could
help the city with local marketing campaigns and potentially potentially
recover lost sales tax revenue. The bill fired last year
in Congress creates new zip codes for Murphy and fifty
other cities in the US. It was passed by the
House of Representatives in December. The new Congress has sworn
in afterwards and had no action in the Senate. City
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officials believe Murphy maybe missing out on sales tax revenue
when residents make online purchases because some websites automatically display
Plano as the city when it's actually Murphy. That they
were just sharing a zip code.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
You don't want all the people to have identity cross
Prosper police are still looking for the person or persons
responsible for hate speech messaging packets thrown in multiple subdivisions
in the city. Now this story is disgusting. The packets
were left overnight on Saturday, according to police prosper. PDEE
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did not release any information about what was written in
the packets, so it was probably something really really racist.
You can't imagine police are working to learn more about
the suspect or suspects, and are asking any residents who
know where the flyers still exist to get in touch
with them. They are also asking residents in the Willow
Ridge and Lesima and subdivisions to check their cameras for
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any video of the suspects. You know, there's just some
people that are just going to walk around with all
this hate in their heart and they want to let
you know that they think they're right about how they
catch them. Flyers with swastikas from the American National Socialist
White Workers Party were found in Allan around that time.
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That name should tell you everything you need to know
about these low life There you go, Yeah, the American
National Socialist White Workers Party, right, and Alabama woman who
accused rappers Jay Z and Sean Diddick Holmes of raping
her when she was thirteen has withdrawn her civil lawsuit
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against both of them.
Speaker 9 (58:41):
I wonder how much they paid her.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Well, it's amazing how a number with a dollar sign
and a whole bunch of zeros after it can smooth
things over. The woman, who remains unidentified, initially filed a
lawsuit against p Diddy comes in Manhattan Federal Court. In December,
she amended the lawsuit to include jay Z, whose legal
name is Sean Carter I did not know that, alleging
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that both men attacked her in two thousand after Comb's
limbo driver offered her a ride to an MTV Video
Music Awards after party.
Speaker 9 (59:16):
And she went at the age of thirteen.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yes Yes. Jay Z, who strongly denies the claims, celebrated
the lawsuits withdraw calling it a victory. He described the
allegations as frivolous, fictitious, and appalling, but he left out expenses.
Could you know they had to pay this good? Damn
Diddy is currently held in jail in New York and
is awaiting criminal trial on federal sex trafficking charges, and
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is also facing multiple sexual assault lawsuits, many of which
were filed by Texas attorney Tony Bushby, who represents over
one hundred and fifty clients representing sexual excluse cases.
Speaker 9 (59:50):
Again, a lot of cases, has a lot.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Of cases and a lot of money. You just see
gladiators marching into the stadium. That's what it sounded like
to me. Okay, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.
By the way, uh, former Stick's vocalist Dennis d Young. Yeah,
(01:00:14):
I'm seventy eight years old.
Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
Today and he just gets along famously with a former
band makes especially Jay.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
They're so close you got to separate them with a crowball.
Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
I can only imagine the phone call Dennis DeYoung will get.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Oh. In fact, whenever we do interviews with Jay, Yeah,
they say, whatever you do, don't mention Dennis d Young.
I wouldn't. I wasn't gonna do it anyway, but you
kind of make me want to do it, just to
see what appen.
Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
Whenever you tell Bo not to do something, it puts
the thought in his head.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Well, my subconscious goes, oh yeah, well let's see a
bull watch this yill. Yeah, I watch you boy. By
the way, tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, and I'm
sure you got a question around your head somewhere. They'll
call the ASCU Stuff Hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. We'll put your question on the air,
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answer a pail, and then we'll play choose your news
for sticks tickets. Speaking of sticks, that'll be a seven fifty.
And there is a theme this time, Yes there is.
I ain't telling you what it is just yet. You'll
have to be patient, don't.
Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
You know I love surprises.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Well, you just wait, you just wait, all right, Let's
find out who want our tickets to Supercross. That'll be
this Saturday at Jerry World. Who got the tickets?
Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
He's out there making a living driving around in this
mushy mess right now, alboreto Jackie Morris.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Is our winner?
Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
Ride jack You careful, Jackie, Yes, please be careful.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
What it's supposed to get really crappy.
Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Yes, later this afternoon freezing rain. So the high is
going to be set this morning forty six degrees. It
is forty six degrees right now. Yeah, and then temperatures
will drop steadily later this afternoon, and then overnight low
is going to be eighteen degrees. They have an extream
cold warning in effect, going into effect at nine pm
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through Thursday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Oh man, I don't want to not do the show
tomorrow because I love doing ascus stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
Well, hopefully it won't be as bad as what they're saying,
but they were saying that we're gonna have quite a
bit of precipitation later this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Well, if you go by what they're saying, you can
go either way. Exactly they should or miss. With the weather,
it's gonna be great and there's gonna be crappy. Yeah,
otherwise likely.
Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
You remember in Russia when they told the weather people
that if they got the.
Speaker 9 (01:02:35):
Forecast wrong that they would lose their job.
Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yes, it's a good thing that hasn't apply here. Huh. Yeah,
well they're probably lucky. They're not losing a finger.
Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
You're just losing their job, not their life.
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:02:48):
I think the roads are going to turn into like
an asphalt flavored slushy for the next couple.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Of days, and then we're gonna survive. Don't say that, man,
you're not ready for that.
Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Well, remember last week we have the black guys and
we've hardly had any precipitation.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
So be careful out there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Careful. We'll try to do what we can to make
it happen.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Yeah. Yeah, Hey, Rock the bank is back again today,
so if you mess up your car due to icy
road conditions, you could have one thousand extra dollars. We're
gonna do it nine times today. Bo and I have
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Coming to video this week, The John Travolta cult classic
Green Master Base.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's freaky, but it happened. Pope friction.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Look, I give a million massages and a all men
soun'm gondel.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
The emotion of the touching your remake. No, I'm kind
of tired.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I can use a massage for myself.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Oh yeah, yo, man, you best back off.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm getting a little pissed here.
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Pope friction is a censust thing on maybe a method
of massage difference from that.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Rated ge Ford.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I can blow?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh you ready to blow? Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, it's John Travolta talking to you about the benefits
of massage. I just read that research is a testing
whether fifteen minutes of a Swedish massage on a man
just before it provides sperm for insemination could dramatically increase effectiveness. Wow,
sign me up for beta testing. What a manly massage?
(00:54):
My spunk trumpet blowing the medley of life while I'm
getting tossed by a Swedish chef.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
All in, let's do this massage. Good for you, good
for insamination.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's already at the belly button just talking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Look eight inches. Hey, it's John Travolta.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Can to talk to you about a therapeutic new massage
guaranteed to take away your aches and pains.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's called a snake massage.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's right, Lie naked on a table, face down, preferably,
and let this non venomous snake work its magic.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
How do you like the feel of that eight inch snake?
Don't forget about my stiff joint. Oh I won't.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's gonna be nice snake massage. Anyone can do it?
Can you get that out of my ear?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why? What? It's wet?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Willie coming to TV? Don't miss the spinoff that everybody's
talking about.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Oh Jay, oh my god, you need to clean the
blood off that knife.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
It's unbelievable. It's the people versus John Travolta. Watch is
this once adored actor gives his worst performance since his
last worst performance as Robert Shapiro Shah.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
I have a feeling these gloves are going to be
too tight. I'm gonna get you a quitted faster than grease, Ladon.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's the people versus John Travolta.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Hey, Oj, you're not guilty. Let's celebrate by getting massages. No,
I'm gonna give one myself then shit coming to TV.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, all right, we'll go picking on John Travolta for
I know why because it's his birthday. Why John Travolta
seventy one years old today.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Mister gott I love him with the bald head too, man.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, a good looking it's a pilot look. I think. Well,
it's like when you get a bunch of holes in
your natural when you get older. I'm just all the hell.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Well, I guess for the longest time he wore a piece,
a hair piece, and then he just decided to go bald,
and everybody said, you know what, you look very distinguished way.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Because you know, nobody can tell if you're wearing the hair.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Peece never well, even when you have a lot of money,
you can kind of tell that there's a dead animal
on your head.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yes, kid.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
One of my best memories ever in working with radio
is I got to interview John Travolta.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
In that movie Latter forty nine.
Speaker 8 (03:15):
Okay, yeah, because he kind of trained with some people
here in North Texas, some firefighters here in North Texas,
and so I asked him during our interview, I was like,
would you dance with me like I took my shot
and all they could say was no, but he said yes.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
So we danced together and he doubted me. Oh my god.
It was such a great Miller girl who was a sweetheart.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, we got to talk about this on the after show.
I bet you was all king.
Speaker 9 (03:43):
He did not show me his snake.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Way.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well, today is Tuesday. It's a toy box Tuesday. We
got some goodies out of the toy box that will
play for you. It's also eat ice cream for breakfast Day.
Oh yeah, I doubt anyone would pitch a bitch over that.
I do not at all.
Speaker 10 (04:04):
So Marianne from Gilligan's Island went on a diet to
lose a ton of weight once. Yeah, you eat one
pint of ice cream every morning and then you don't
eat another frickin thing all day.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Because you lance all day. Yeah, you start to shake.
But I gotta have chocolate or vanilla and hot fudge
dairy queen here I come. But in fact, you're gonna
have to identify an ice cream commercial for those sticks
tickets at seven fifty, and I'm cutting you some slack.
(04:35):
It's pretty easy, all right, Thank you, National Battery Day.
No you're not supposed to go beat somebody up. The
inventor of the battery iteal you and physicist out of
Sun dro volta where.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
The term volts oh like trouvolta.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, this morning. Well he was born on
today's date in seventeen forty five. If you're ever on
Final Jeopardy and that question comes up, you're welcome. Thumb
Appreciation Day, Yes, please, We celebrate and show a little
appreciation for our thumb, which is considered to be one
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of the most important digits on your hand. Apparently some
people go through life with their thumb up their ass,
but that's different. On Thumb Appreciation Day, some people have
stained from using their thumbs and instead use their other fingers.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Why would you do that? I know, yeah, you don't
have to. My dogs are so pissed and jealous that
I have a thumb and they don't. Yeah, wantm Yes.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Thumb Appreciation Day is a good day for Texas aggies.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Huh. It is also Pluto.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Day the Walt Disney No No No.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
The planet astronomer Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto on February eighteenth,
nineteen thirty at the Loyal Observatory and FLAGSDA have Arizona.
So why'd they yank away poor little Pluto planetary cata.
I don't know, but it ain't.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Fair give Pluto back his planet.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, it's National Drink Wine Day. Oh yes it is.
I mean we might want to wait till the show
was over before we unscrewed the cap on a bottle
of Thunderbird or Matt doctor Cabernet.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Let's get my little Nni fridge.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And finally, it's cow milked while flying in an airplane? Day?
What he heard me? Right? Today we shall break the
day the first cow that flew in an airplane, as
well as the first cow milk while flying on an airplane.
February eighteenth, nineteen thirty, a Guernsey cow named Nellie J
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flew from Bismarck, Missouri, on a plane to the International
Aviation Exhibition in Saint Louis. Claude Sterling piloted the plane
while Illsworth Bunch on Wisconsin accompanying Nellie J and was
the first man to milk a cow and fly.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
I wonder what else he did to that poor cow.
City joined the Mile High Club with.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The I doubt that, but he probably had to go
up some cal fudge. All right, let's get ready for
Sports of All shorts. Then we got the freaking fool
file and then stuff comes out of the toy box.
All right, thank you, b Yeah here timed up lone
(07:20):
Star ninety two offs to angels and occasionally the angels say,
lighting up. We ain't got time to mess with you.
We got heavenly stuff to do. Yeah, more important things
to take care of. Ballaspor's classic Rock Long Start ninety two,
five and six thirty and dime Verse Sports of.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
All Rodgy buy the Will Hide Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Willhightwinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, the Four Nations face off is down to two
Canada and the good old US of eight. We'll playing
the championship game at TD Garden on Thursday at seven
o'clock after Canada clinched a spot when the five to
three win against Finland yesterday afternoon. It will be a
rematch of the American's emotional f go three to one
(08:01):
win against the Canadians at Bell Center in Montreal on Saturday.
And it could be a classic because these teams are
starting to kind of hate each other. Yeah, did you.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Hear that they booed the Canadian national anthem in Boston.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Because they the American national athem, and they started it.
Speaker 11 (08:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
The United States lost to Sweden two to one last night,
but the Americans already had made the Championship Games. Stars.
Goalie Jake Ottinger will be on the ice tonight for
a Team USA. Well, he was on the ice last night,
and we'll be on the ice when we play against
Canada on Thursday. Come on, Jay, Yeah, absolutely, don't let
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us down. Don't let them start making jokes about the
Americans any more, even though they have every right to.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Well the ongoing search for the right NBA All Star format,
there was plenty of talk this weekend in San Francisco
about an idea that has picked up some momentum in
recent years. The US on one side, the world on
the other side. I kind of like what the NHL
is doing. The NBA decided to try the tournament approach
after years of openly asking for more competitive games where
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nobody plays defense because nobody wants to get hurt with
so much more of the season left to go, right,
That's why those games were always so boring. The Four
Nations face off hockey tournament, which opened last week in
Montreal concludes on Thursday in Boston. Obviously not meaningless to
the players involved. There's been fighting, three brawls, as you
mentioned Boe in the first night seconds of USA versus
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Canada in Montreal on Saturday, and a ton of physicality,
much to the delight of fans who love to see
fist flying. As Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada said, he goes,
I went to a fight in a hockey game.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Broke out that old joke, right, but it's still a plot.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
And it definitely applied on Saturday night in Canada. The NBA,
at least some in the NBA are watching the Hockey
All Star Tournament and taking note of how it seems
to be working as a potential idea for basketball. So
mid season showcase next year we shall see.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, yepn't do this. Wait.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
NASCAR Hall of Famer Jeff Gordon wants something. Yeah, we
want something from Hollywood. He wants a sequel to Days
of Thunder. Well, sir, who doesn't.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Want a sequel to Day.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
With Tom Cruise in his new face, Well that's what
he's been doing.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Yeah, with Tom's updated We were just talking about two
pays earlier.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
On his his face is tired in the drum head
man way too much books.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
Tom Well, Jeff Gordon, and Tom Cruise have been in touch,
and recently at Daytona International Speedway, Gordon said he's been
in touch with Tom about making the project come to life.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Why not bring it on?
Speaker 10 (10:42):
The Hollywood Reporter reported that Cruise talk to Paramount about
a follow up to his nineteen ninety Nascar film. The
original was critically panned but a summer blockbuster and at
largely lampooned. Threw out the NASCAR industry for its exaggeration
and it's over dramatics. They do that a whole bunch
of the movies. Man, it's for storyteller rights. Over the decades,
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the film has since become a cult favorite NASCAR circles.
It's still quoted by race fans to this day. Robert
Duvall was so good that the movie ultimately introduced NASCAR
to the wider audience that had a very limited exposure
to stock car racing before the summer of that release
of that movie. There's been racing movies before, Eat My
Dust and all kinds of stuff, but none that have
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depicted Nascar in such a mainstream style and of course
influenced the greatness that.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Was Talladega Nights. Oh yeah, basically, Baby Jesus. Okay, let's
talk Cowboys. I know football is eight and is over,
but there are still some issues to be taken care of.
(11:52):
Another offseaton for the Cowboys or they have a significant
contract to address, and the hope is that this one
will go off without a hitch. We briefly talked about
this yesterday. Last year, it wasn't a smooth process to
work out big contracts for quarterback Dak Prescott or wide
receiver Ceede Lamb. Now, Garry and Stephen Jones are tasked
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with heading back to the bargaining table for edge rusher
Micah Parsons, who has let it be known that he
wants his extension done sooner rather than later. I can't
blame him either as a bonus for the front office.
The all Pro pass rusher has also stated that he
doesn't need to break the bank, insisting there's a price
(12:35):
in mind to extend him and that he's willing to
accept less so the team can address the pieces to
help the Cowboys return and win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Thank you, Micaha should have done the same thing.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh sorry, when I hear about Cowboys and Super Bowl
have to left. Currently, as it stands, things are good
with Michael Parsons and the team. An extension is expected
in Dallas and the two sides of to be getting along. However,
the longer this drags on, the more the tension can build.
Parsons is playing the role of a good soldier, which
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the Joneses love for now, but if a deal isn't eminent,
things can change for the worst and we could lose him,
and he's the last guy we want to lose.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
And it sounds like he's not being greedy, so work
with him so we can keep out crying on Jerry.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You know you're gonna have to pay something, but you
don't have to like give him that money.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
And he's not asking for that, so well he deserves it.
I'm totally with you. Bo Roberts.
Speaker 8 (13:35):
Dallas, ISD is celebrating the Carter High School girls swim team.
They recently won their District six for a swim championship.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Way to go Carter High.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
It's a history making title for the district and it's
a first for Carter High's swim team. The team credits
their coach, James Spencer, for the constant encouragement when they
have practice. Every morning, he would text the whole team
rise and grind.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
You know.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
So they had to go off campus because Carter High
School doesn't have an editorium, so they'd go off campus.
I mean, these girls are dedicated. Coach Spencer told them
he'd get in the pool if they won district.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
They did, and so he did.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
He'd got in the pool.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Carter High.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, that's very cool.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has a message to those of
us Dallas Maverick fans who are still butt hurd, still stinging,
and still angry two weeks later, including all of us,
I believe exactly that said. He's also sure that the
Mavericks believed their decision to trade Luca to the Lakers
for Anthony Davis was in their minds at least the
best possible move for the franchise.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm sorry, I had to laugh again.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's a steamy pile of horse pucky if
you asked me. Silver, in his annual address at all
Start Weekend on Saturday, said he had no advance word
that the trade was looming and that he was surprised.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Like everyone else.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
He was also saying that he wasn't going to second
guess the MAVs decision to do so. The Daunchits for
Davis trade pissed off an awful lot of peace around here.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I think most of us is safe to say. I
would say, like at least and Luca too.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Yes, he didn't even know it's right. You're just trying
to close on a new house.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
The angry fallout from fans that we're treading our twenty
five year old superstar still hasn't subsided, to say the
very least. I'm empathetic. Silver said, I understand it.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh yeah, well you can't do anything about it. But
he understands our pain. I don't understand it. Thank you.
Can we rub your head next time you are he
has a bald head. You want to go right, yeah,
or get one of those rags they use on shoes.
Puffed a rag on his head now. Last December, Saudi
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Arabia was awarded the two thousand and thirty four World Cup,
which was criticized by many because of the nation's questionable
record on human rights. Questionable is putting it mildly well.
Saudi Arabia is back in the New is with this
World Cup thing because they have decided that it doesn't
(16:05):
need to be too much of a party atmosphere because
they are not going to allow alcohol at the event
or anywhere else for that matter, in the country. I'm
surprised PFA is gonna put up with that. Yeah, no beer,
no wine, licked nothing, and no beer, wine or liquor
anywhere in the entire country. So won't that be fat
(16:27):
It's going to be a huge loss of money considering
the Saudi Arabia World Cup is almost ten years away.
At least they're giving soccer fans enough warning. But I
don't think I want to go now. No, I don't
know what they said the freaking full file next to
the ball they're joining Dallas. What was pic Loan Storty
(16:51):
shut up trying to show Yeah, I think you'll lead
seeing a death leopard bought me around, Stupid Joilies, Damn
Joe Elliot. Okay, coming up a little ditty out of
the toy box that has something to do with Saturday
Night Live's fiftieth anniversary celebration. Now it's time for the
(17:11):
freaking fool File. Here at six forty five. This is
a sad and weird story. Russian media recently reported the
shocking case of a forty two year old woman who
had not set foot outside her family's home for twenty
six years, despite being in perfect health, because her mother
(17:34):
wouldn't allow her to do it. No, yes, abuse, my god,
very overprotected. Until this month, forty two year old Nadezda
bush Nova hadn't left her mother's house in Western Russia
since she was sixteen years old. The only reason she
decided to venture into the village was because her mother
(17:55):
had become ill and needed to be hospitalized for the
first time in twenty six years. She didn't have to
listen to her mother, who reportedly kept her isolated for
all these years to quote protect her from the dangers
of the outside world. You can't. You have to let
the little kid burn his hand on the stove, You
(18:18):
really do so he'll know that what you were saying
about don't touch the stove.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
You was right, That's how you learned. But you know, some.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Cultures, yeah, you know, even Hannibal Lecter got some fresh
air and exercise outside sometimes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
This woman had reportedly not washed her hair in twelve years.
Oh my god, and hadn't had a change of clothes
in even longer. That's abuse, Yes, it is. She had
also been living on cat food for years and had
been sharing a bed with her mother and their cats,
some of which were dead. She had to sleep with.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Dead chests, and she still went to go get help
for her mom.
Speaker 9 (18:56):
I said, okay, mom, you're dad.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah exactly fast. Oh, finally I get to get out
of here when you're almost dying and take a bath.
In fact, this girl didn't go to school anymore, and
her mother rejected anyone who tried to interfere, telling them
that they were fine, they should mind their own damn business.
No one knows exactly how dear old mom got her
daughter to accept this isolated lifestyle, but the general consistency
(19:20):
that the girl slowly got used to how things were
and simply abducted it.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Yeah, and it's her mom.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, sad. Well, at least she didn't talk back
to her mom. Yeah, I wouldn't. I think mom needs
to be put in isolation for a while, thank you.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah, now that she's in the hospital, yes, okay, let's
travel to Mexico. Police in the Mexican resort city of
Puerta Rayota reported at least eleven cases that people completely
stripped of their clothes and then tied to lampposts with
the letter R shaved on the back of their heads.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Now, I've been deported by ARTA a few times, I
ain't never seen nothing like that. Yeah, well, this is
kind of creepy.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
So far, no one knows who orchestrated these attacks and why,
as the victims all refused to talk about it they're
too scared. Police started receiving calls about naked men being
tied to lamp posts in different areas of Bortovayarda. They
had all been strip naked, had bruises on their buttocks,
and were tied to lamp posts at various intersections across
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the city, and they all had the letter R shaved
into the back of their heads. Now, one explanation would
be that these men were suspected thieves and that they
were punished by local vigilantes tired of police failing to
do their jobs. The R shaved in the back of
their heads most likely stands for rat rata, which is
how thieves are sometimes referred to in Mexico, but just
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like an English rat is also slang for snitch, So
this could be the work of a crime cartel teaching
these men a lesson for not keeping quiet and also
sending a clear message to others. And that's why why
they're being tied up on those lamp posts, striped naked.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well, at least they're not cutting their fingers off. Oh horrible, Annabelle.
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Do you see why we're so happy that you are
back safely for Mexico?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
And you could have come back with a big old.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
R shaved in the back of old You don't know that,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
That's why I got that wig on.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
I got over to the UK for the story of
twenty nine year old bartender Poppy Johnson Lively name. She
claims she's been suffering from an irrational fear of Michael
Jackson what ever, since she saw the thriller video.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
It freaked her out because when.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
She was a little kid, she loved all things Michael
and Jackson five and now I was sweet and charming
and wonderful. And then she saw him change into a
dancing zombie and something snapped upstairs in this bartender's brain.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
I don't like Michael Jackson anymore. Don't watch the video anymore.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
Michael Jackson's world, all of his culture is now triggers
to her a song, an old interview, a cover of
one of his albums. She has flashbacks of that traumatic
experience of singing Thriller for the first time and being
freaked out by how zombie ish Michael Jackson looked. She
experiences sweaty palms, she shakes, and to make matters worse,
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Poppy's parents are big Michael Jackson fans, and they have
a whole bunch of Michael Jackson crap all around their house,
and they said, forget about your phobia.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We're not taking that seriously.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Managing her fear of Michael Jackson has not been easy
for the English bartender. She would excuse herself whenever she
was out with her friends and Michael Jackson song started
playing I'll Bet You while she's bartending at work.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It happens a lot, and she.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Would then spend a few minutes in the toilet breathing,
calming down, trying to fake focus her mind, and she
started seeing a hypnotherapist for help. After four sessions, she
says things are getting a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson phobia Okay, she saw him turning
to a zombie in that video, so.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
I think what's even scary is his face at the
very end, you know where his nose was practically missing.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yh Yeah, it.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Was a very spooky makeup job on Michael and snapped.
We all know about Michael's nose, sever that's a story
in itself. And an Egyptian man is reportedly seeking a
divorce from his new wife, claiming that he can't get
used to her natural look after seeing her without makeup
(23:25):
for the very first time. She looked fine before, but
now he thinks the bitch ugly.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
Well remember Tammy fay Baker, She always slept with her makeup. Yes,
she did wake up before Jim woke up to put
her makeup.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Of Oh my god, what seems to be like the
script of a hilarious sketch. This guy reportedly filed for
divorce from his wife of just one month because he
just couldn't get used to her appearance when she doesn't
ever make up on apparently the two men on Facebook.
You see the punch where the woman always posed the
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track the photos of herself, but even after going out
with her a few times, the unnamed guys still found
her attractive and decided I want to marry her before
she gets away. That's not how they talk in Egypt,
but how we talk. The problems began on the morning
after the wedding night, when a man saw his bride
(24:20):
without makeup for the first time and literally screamed out
loud when he saw exactly what she looked like. Pretty ugly.
Well she must be. I saw pictures of her on Facebook.
She looks totally different when she does not wear makeup.
I was deceived and I want to divorce her. Egyptian
media reported that the scorned husband told the court that
(24:43):
he had tried to overcome his wife's unattractive looks, but
after a month of marriage, he decided to file for
divorce because he can't stand the sight of her.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
That's fad.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
They'm like, yeah, yeah, you kind of prickish this. Yeah, yeah,
I hope he marries a real ugly woman this time.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Yes, I hope the judge doesn't grant the divorce.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's just punishment. Stay with her and make it where
she can't wear makeup ever again.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Hey, coming up next hour for National Eat ice cream
for breakfast Day, bo is going to have you identify
an ice cream commercial for tickets to see Sticks in concert.
They're coming to do Seti's Pavilion August first, and if
you want to win those tickets, make sure you're listening
around the seven fifty to the Bow and Them show
here on Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
To five Dallas host Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
Remember that tomorrow is what ask us stuff, So give
us a question call he asked the stuff outline two
and four eight six six eighty six hundred. Leave your
question there, we'll answer it on the air, and we
will play Choose your News for Sticks tickets at seven
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to fifty tomorrow. And there is a theme because there
was no theme last week, don't you know? Okay, uh,
you know that Saturday Night Live fiftieth anniversary celebration that
was really fun to watch. It was It was incredible
because I've been watching the show ever since it first
debuted in nineteen seventy five. Sam, So we've had a
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couple of people from Saturday Night Live on many times,
like Kevin Nalan, he's gepping in here for Wow. But
I had a couple of interviews with dan Ackroyd, but
I'll be damned if I can find him. However, we
do have an interview with this guy who is one
of my favorite original cast members. Where the not Ready
for Primetime players.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
Garrett Morris's many here with about six o'clock. Some trying
to breathe. But I'm glad to be on your show man,
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I know it's early where you are, so I thought
i'd give you a little gift. You ready, Yeah, give
me a gift?
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Bro all rd ab the top sir tonight is that
Bo Robinson is trying to make me into death? Mute.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
I say, I told you to hold the phone away
from here a little bit.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
Right there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm not gonna let you do anything unless you do
Chico esquala for me. Right now?
Speaker 11 (27:20):
May you Betty more share moo? I repeat your time
to make me that, But that's all right. I want
you to keep your eye.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
On the ball because baseball being Betty Betty beneon.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Ball been better better good, and of course right now
Bo Robin's being better better bad.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm glad you called. This was a nice surprise here, Garrett,
right right, Garrett Morris, who's kind of starting to resemble
famous amos.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Now hello, well you know, but I'm still black don't crack.
So I'm sables with that wrinkled face.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Black don't crack. I like that. That's a good.
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Wait.
Speaker 11 (28:00):
I know we don't want to talk about Saturday Night Live,
but you know I'm also doing a club downtown of
blues and comedy club called Downtown gad margin. May I
be shamelessly self promotional just.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
For a second, yes, flog away, plug away?
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Okay, Well, my club can be looking on internet on
the Gatmarss Blues Andcomedy Club dot com. We just reopened
uh Saturday Night starring loumel. I don't know if you
know you, but she's a fabulous comedian.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh yeah, we've known that girl for a while.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
And Deacon Jones a blues band. I sing blues as well.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Deacon Jones has a blues band.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
Yeah ah not the guy can take out two, can
take out the house of one, punt.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Deacon Jones is also a guy who for like years
has been was working with John Lee Hooker.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh I thought it was Deacon Jones, a football player.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
I know there are two chicken jokes that Dicon Jones
who can excuse me, knock me out with one punch.
And that's not even if it's hits my face. If
it goes asked, the wind from the punch will knock
me out.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Just the wind to make you lean at least reading
at least, but you can.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
There's also a guy who's a fabulous musician and I
do blue him every week at my club. Got going
to the Blue Comedy Club. And thanks for let me
say that.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
And you're singing the blues, but you have a classically
trained voice, and do you still sing classic?
Speaker 11 (29:19):
I am a guy who used to be up ten.
I used to actually have one of the Vienna choir
voice choir voices. When I was a kid, I sang
east flat above high seat. Now at seventy five, I
am a baritone.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Get out of here.
Speaker 11 (29:35):
CAMDIVI said that you after forty two you go down
one step. I've gone on at least seven.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh and aren't you from New Orleans?
Speaker 13 (29:42):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (29:43):
Originally from New Orders? Yes, up in market city, all
in Mary Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, you've been back there? Oh?
Speaker 11 (29:48):
I go ahead twice, Yeah, sir, And when I go there,
my my whole law or jogging changes instead of saying turning,
I said, inning, I said, born in. Yeah, I don't
go in shatter grocers. I go and make groceries.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
You make groceries.
Speaker 11 (30:03):
I make groceries. Yet I say, instead of mind, I said,
my dea uh. And I go down to the corner
and I put some earl in my car, and you say.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I'm going buy Mama and THEMS.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
That's right, going to my mom and them.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You know, we're going by the Schwegmans and we're gonna
go make groceries and go buy all day pig.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
With you're gone. You understand that what I mean? How
you you start to get in there? And when in
Rome talk about the Romans.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's right. Well, we used to live in New Orleans,
so we know all about that stuff.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
And now you know of coaching. We go in the Orleans.
You have to lose ten pounds before you go, cause
you will be eating a whole lot of good tasting
food because they make it. Two things they are great
out in all of this music and cook it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
That's right. That's right. Now, let me ask you about
about two broke girls. How do you stare at Cat
Denning's eyes without looking down?
Speaker 13 (30:51):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Man, that's very hard to do because that whole set
every day. Look both Cat and Beth. Let's face it,
or make your man looking at my lines? Come on.
But at seventy five I also realized that they could
be my grandchildren. So that's what it cuts out for.
Speaker 13 (31:08):
Less about it.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
It makes you feel like a creepy old man, doesn't
it about?
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Creepy old man?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Right? Good to talk to you. Please come to Dallas
sometime go hang with us.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
All right, man, Thank you, man, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I appreciate it both you always welcome and love.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
If I do, I'll name it after you.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
Ah, I knew I had the right guid and say that,
thang you Garrett, all right man.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Dallas Horse Classic Rockelon started ninety two to five. I
had been smoking a lot of that sweetly through the years,
which explains a lot. Yeah, it does explain quite a bit.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
There.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
We still love yassa. By the way, the guitarist you
heard on this song, yeah, Tony Iomi Black Sabbath. He
turned seventy seven years old, Tom Wow, Tony. And we
had Tony on the air one time on the phone,
and I asked him this question. I know you've been
asked this before, but was it the accident with your
fingers that gave you the unique sound that Black Savage
(32:12):
is known for.
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Well, I mean people say that, but I think it's
It just made me play in a different way. I
had to come up with a different way of playing
and trying to invent chords that were suitable for me
to play that because I couldn't play the regular way,
and by doing that, I used to hit the east
the bottom east thing.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Well, explain what happened, because there's some people that may
not know the story about you cutting off the tops
of your fingers.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
Well, what happened.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
I used to work in a factory and I was
an electric worlder and a gas worlder, and there was
a metal I used to weld metal and metal it
used to be bend before it comes to me and welded.
But the one day that the person didn't come in,
it bends all the metal. So it meant that I
had to get on the machine. And then they put
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me on this machine and I was on there so
many hours and then all of a sudden, bang the
machine came down on my hand. And it's a really
big machine, huge press, and as I pulled my hand back,
it pulled the ends of my fingers off.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
It was really painful, and I was absolutely devastated because
I was leaving that job that day. I'd got my
notice in I was going to turn professional with the
band and go to Germany, and so my whole life
was changed by that. Of course, it came that good
in the end, but at the time it was devastating.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
So this happened on your very last day of work, on.
Speaker 13 (33:35):
My last day at work, Yeah, I actually went. I
actually went home for lunch and my mom done my
lunch and I said to her, I'm not going to
go back to work, and she said, you go back
and finish off the day promptly.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Thanks Mom.
Speaker 13 (33:48):
Yeah, exactly. So I did go back, and that's what happened.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
You know.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
And didn't you try playing with thimbles on your fingertips?
Speaker 11 (33:55):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (33:55):
I do play with I still play with symbols. I
made some symbols and it worked. But I went to
the hospital and they said you might as well give up.
There's nothing you can do, and I wouldn't accept that.
I decided to I could do something, and I made.
Speaker 11 (34:10):
Some and they work.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
See there's the story of what happened these fingers from
Tony Iomi himself.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
You know the Farewell show that they're doing July fifth
in Birmingham where they all grew up is sold out.
Yeah yeah, those tickets, I mean scalpers are gonna make
lots of money.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
There's so many bands that are going to be performing
on that bill.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
It's just today they've announced the Guns and Roses and
Tool have been outed to them.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yea even bigger. Wow, amazing. That's gonna be a great show,
it really is. I wish we could get tickets. Yeah. Yeah,
like they're gonna fly us to birming kids.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
It could happen to positive thoughts.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, keep holding onto that while you're dreaming tonight. You
didn't say it, but you won't get laid because of
That's right. It's gonna gonna have to be some dinner
in a movie involved coming up. We're gonna give away
a pair of Take Us to Sea sticks with Don
(35:13):
Felder and Kevin Conan had dose Ki's Pavilion on August first.
But let's take care of the business at hand. O.
Friend of this show, Steve Hurst had a birthday last week,
so naturally we got to take a little taste of Steve.
That didn't sound right? Now, No, I sure didn't. I
(35:33):
favorite mate Steve. Hello.
Speaker 12 (35:38):
Oh yeah, isn't it nice having a real English I know.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
It really really I people say that, you know, it's
refreshing when Steve's in here, because that's really my stupid
I sound like a money python skip whatever. Sound like
a Canadian?
Speaker 12 (35:52):
Yeah, a Canadian with a speech impediment.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
All right, mate, there you go. Okay, Now we always
say that Steve, you're the guy who's famous for being
on YouTube for lighting his ass on fire. Somebody somebody
emailed and said, please tell me what you type in
to see Steve light his ass on fire. It's it's
Steve Hurst. H I R S T. Steve Hurst. Amazing shot.
(36:20):
Now another question, why did you do it in the
first place? Because I was drunk?
Speaker 12 (36:27):
Right, No, I've done the challenge many times before.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
We'll explain the challenge. You explain what you do is
and it's not really dangerous if you think about it. Oh. No,
you get toilet.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
Paper, you make it the length of your leg, right,
and then you drop your pants and you put the
top part in between your butt cheeks and then it
gets better. You grab a beer, a full pint, and
then you set fire to the toilet paper and you
have to drink the beer before it burns your ass.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well, I'll me what you didn't make? What could go wrong?
Speaker 5 (37:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:02):
A lot?
Speaker 12 (37:05):
Well, no behind Like I always have someone who's a backup,
like behind me with like a glass of water.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
But when they're lefting too hard to throw water on
your head and.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
They've been smoking the funny stuff as well, I learned
that don't do that because all he did was go.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Dude.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
And then I went to I went to hospital and
they had to They had to put me because I mean,
it hurts so bad, even when I was drunk and
I was in the waiting room, but like I have
my arse hanging out, so they couldn't, you know, there
was kids coming in and get scaring everybody whether.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
They know if they should arrest me or so.
Speaker 12 (37:46):
They they gave me my own room, right, and I
was on my stomach with my pants down, and the
doctor walked in and he goes, so what happened to you?
And I go, I put toilet paper up my butt
and set fire to it, and he goes you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I just left. They never gave me anything. No, I
didn't even give you any sound anything. They're like, we
can't give you anything for stupid. I hope you learned
your lesson.
Speaker 12 (38:16):
No, I just emptied the drawers out in my socks
and walked off.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Just seven years ago? Was it seven? I still have
a scar on my butt that looks like Italy. Yeah,
bo wants to see it? I No, I don't. Hey, Hey,
what the hell is this guy?
Speaker 14 (38:33):
And I haven't clicked on it yet? It's only forty
seven seconds. Comedian Steve Hurst money shot, What the hell
is this all about?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Where you're on some on some water? And is that
you when someone? You know? Those big guns of beer? Yeah?
Like I tried to swallow a full one in one city.
Oh yeah, I don't remember. Oh my god, Gee, you've
got to stop making these dumb vets with people. Have
(39:00):
you seen this one where I eat fire? On there?
I did that pretty well. What you are you trying
to get into the circus and the geek show? Like
eating fire fifty seven seconds worth?
Speaker 12 (39:13):
This was scary because like I was somewhat sober and
I've never eaten fire before.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh well I forgot. See, you can't do that when
you're sober, right right, Wait a minute, Well, the fact
that he did it when he was sober shows he should.
Speaker 14 (39:27):
Have had the fact that he did it. And he's
got his hands up in the in celebration of doing it.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
See.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
The fear is.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
There's a big flame in front of you, and the
longer you wait, the more it burns.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
So the more you get scared. Oh wow, people, but
you put it in your mouth. It's like, it's all goody,
back to what that doctor said. You're an idiot, you
know what?
Speaker 12 (39:52):
My god, I got a story for you, all right,
all right, When I used to when I used to
bartend right, and I used to do the flair competitions right,
throwing the bottles like Tom cruise On.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
He's a champion bartender. Yeah he won competitions.
Speaker 12 (40:07):
Well I won one in Florida, right yeah, and lo
and behold by pure Fluke. I got really drunk that night,
and so they bet me to run around the hotel,
to run around all the floors and knock on everybody's
door naked with the trophy in front of my private
(40:27):
So I did it. Why why not? Why we in
the morning. There's nothing on TV make it interesting. This
is on the Disney Resort as well. So anyway, I
did it, and I ran down and all these people complained.
Well after that, they had the They called it the
(40:48):
Hearst Award, and that was for them. The person that
did the stupidest thing on the competition.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Award, he got a dumb ass award named after him.
My friend, they may poked me well, Bellaforest Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two five. I still hadn't found what
I'm looking for. You ever have somebody say, well, where
did you leave it last?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
All the time. If I knew where I left it last,
and I wouldn't have to ask you where it was
the thing I'm looking for? Can trace your steps? Yes,
yes I did, And I still can't find what I'm
looking for.
Speaker 9 (41:30):
That's why Bonner wrote the song.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
That yeah to scold me. Right, Okay, let's talk about
eat ice cream for breakfast Day? Because it really, honest
to God, is eat ice cream for breakfast Day? So
I thought, hmmm, why not do an ice cream commercial
for those tickets to see Styx? Don Felder and Kevin Cronin. Okay,
(41:56):
at do Segis Pavilion August first.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
Yeah, and you said that you were going to go
easy on us, But every time you say that, it's
the hardest contest ever. You guys, you guys will get this,
all right, Okay, we're ready.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Two one four or eight one seven, seven eighty seven,
and yes, I'll play it more than once. Okay, we
appreciate that. All right. Tell me what ice cream this is?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Wee family at the carnival, say this is fun.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
And look at the christ Beauregard.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Hurry, hurry, hurray, hurray, hurray, step bread in book, double
stelicious ice cream that money can buy anywhere. Why you've
never tasted ice cream until you've tasted the richest, smoothest,
creamiest ice cream ever. In fact, just nobody knows how
to make ice cream better than Yes, sir, sure rings
(42:55):
the bell say we've got celebrities out front.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
If you want Tommy t taste treats deliciously different new flavors.
Always buy the package with my picture on it. Get
the big half gallon of.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's good ice cream.
Speaker 9 (43:11):
Okay, you're gonna have to play it.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Of course, I'm gonna have to play it again. Let
us take in let me play it again. Tell me
what ice cream this is?
Speaker 6 (43:22):
Wee family at the carnival.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Sure, this is fun and look at there, cries Beauregard.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurray, step bread and for the
mosteam delicious ice cream that money can buy anywhere. Why
you've never tasted ice cream until you've tasted the richest, smoothest,
creaviest ice cream ever. In fact, just nobody knows how
to make ice cream better than Yes, sir, sure rings
(43:57):
the bell say we've got celebrities out front.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
If you want tummy tingling taste, creats deliciously different new flavors,
always buy the package with my picture on it.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Get the big half gallum over good ice cream, good
ice awesome.
Speaker 8 (44:14):
I don't think I want anything that has yeah yeah
either it doesn't sound too appetizing, does much less a
half gallon of Yeah?
Speaker 9 (44:24):
When did this ice cream come out?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's been out forever, and I guarantee you every damn
one of you have had some of this ice cream. Okay,
I gave I gave two tries. I gave up. I
give up. When you hear what it is, you're gonna go.
Speaker 9 (44:38):
Oh, take myself.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
All right two one four or eight one seven, seventy
seven one nine five, let me see if in about
of nose. Now, bon them show what brand of ice
cream is that?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Allis ice cream? Not sure what he said, but it's
not the right answer. Bon them show tell me what
ice cream that is?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
That would be Boron Dairy Borton's.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yes, yes, yes, it's bored the cow talking. Yeah, Elsie
was a guy. Do you know that?
Speaker 9 (45:11):
I thought Elsie was a girl.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Supposed to be, but apparently Mama wasn't able to do
the voiceover at the time. Hey, Paul, come in here
and do this for who is this? It's a specialka
again special? Okay, how you doing? Hang on just a minute.
You know the procedure. We gotta get some information from
you before we give you these taking way to go
man off special Okay, yeah, yeah, but when you heard yes,
(45:41):
I know that see the cow on it, lucerne Briars.
I just I hated on that one man literally cow.
Speaker 9 (45:50):
Elsie the cow was on the package.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah she was. Yeah, you know it.
Speaker 9 (45:58):
Was somebody that was lactose and tolerant.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, exactly. I'm getting a rash. But I'll take some more.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
Supper Cross coming to AT and T Stadium in Arlington
this Saturday, and if you want to be there, we
have a family four pack of.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Tickets for you.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
Bo and I are going to open up that lone
Star ticket window around eight forty here on Dallas Worst
Classic Rock lone Star ninety.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Two five Dallas Horse Classic Rock lone Star ninety two
to five. Now, I don't know if you know this
or not. You probably do, but when singers are about
to go on stage, they warm up their voices. Yes,
you can't just go out there and start singing, because
you'll make yourself horse.
Speaker 8 (46:37):
Some of them like we'll sing scales, I'll say a
little prayer.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Paul McCartney likes to sing the theme to the Monkeys
What before he goes on stage? Okay, check it out.
Here's Paul McCartney about to go on stage singing the Monkeys.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
Monkeys, Right, they're almost done.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
What about We're just trying to be friendly. Look that
part out, did you, Paul? And then the lights go
down in the crowd and they go on stage.
Speaker 8 (47:39):
Super When we were in Mexico and we were walking
around going through these parks and stuff, I actually had
my nieces and I do the monkey walk.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Remember how they would walk? Oh yeah, where they would
step over each other we come.
Speaker 9 (47:53):
I wonder if Paul McCartney does that.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Now that I don't know, in his eighties he's like
eighty one.
Speaker 9 (48:02):
Good, Yeah you said.
Speaker 8 (48:03):
He sounded kind of tired on that fiftieth anniversary special.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Because he'd done three shows for three straight nights before
he did. That is true.
Speaker 9 (48:13):
Love me some, Paul McCartney.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
I know I do, and so did my sister and
she's listening from somewhere up there this morning, going.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
That was cool man, good, Okay, I found this little
kid bit. Uh. Sonny Bono would have turned nighty over
the weekend.
Speaker 9 (48:30):
Are you are you serious?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
You're really gonna play it? I'm gonna play it, Oh
my god, because we all know how he died.
Speaker 8 (48:37):
Yeah, we have no respect, and of course not not
on this damn hill.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Are you kidding? Jeeve? There you go, Sonny Bono serious?
He was yon the snows through the school where don't ski?
Speaker 11 (48:59):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
I kiss that tree and now my days.
Speaker 12 (49:10):
High.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Caskeep big.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Hack, cas, keep big.
Speaker 8 (49:17):
Harm on a chill, lift up to the king.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
They won't find my nose until next spring. Here's somewhere
on there.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
I'm bone old cloud.
Speaker 15 (49:36):
I hope you found out of window trees overund the.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Reading stage together you alone. Hope you're not too bad
about we sold. No, I'm not mad cause I'm divine.
Speaker 15 (49:56):
Now every hill and mountains looking, b Babe, Watch that treat, babe.
Watch that treat, babe.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You kick me right out of your van?
Speaker 15 (50:19):
How where now do y'all go back?
Speaker 4 (50:22):
I love you and you dub me?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I told you to watch. I can't skip. Watch that treat,
(50:47):
bab Watch that treatment.
Speaker 8 (50:52):
I can skip.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, I'm taking y'all to hell. Okay, i gotta do this.
You're gonna kick my ass if I do. And she
was a steeple. Oh yeah, that's it, Dallas Horse Classic
(51:15):
Rock lone Star ninety two five. That song was actually
a B side. Yeah yeah, it was back in the day,
young folks. We had these little things called rickets wickeds,
and one was the hit side and one was the
B side. That was just supposed to be a throwaway,
but it turns out that one was pretty good B side.
Speaker 8 (51:33):
Well, there were so many songs that the record company says,
oh this is the one that we're gonna release.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
Oh, and of course a record company knows everything.
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Yeah, but then there was like album cuts that people
like loved and those became the bigger hit than the
actual single.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (51:47):
You might remember in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody, there's this
scene there in the record company guy's office and they're
just getting ripped of shreds because they want Bohemian Rhapsity
to be the single.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
It's too long, and well kind of in the rules
of top forty radio. It is too long, but it
managed to work the rules. They stayed strong and it worked.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
They're good for them. Okay, for those of you that
are still upset about egg prices, I got an idea.
Speaker 7 (52:19):
I know you want to over easy.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Oh Benedict style. We're good finding.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
A cheap Grand Slam because the press of eggs is
higher crestling Land.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
It's too much for eggs the house and Dennis to Ain't.
Speaker 12 (52:41):
No way I'm saying that much money unless my mama
tells me too.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
It's too much for eggs. Yeah, yeah, we know. Yeah, yeah,
good thing. I don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Dam.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
But if you're one where muggle he gets some eggs
well founded twelve years ago. There is a company called
Rent the Chicken, which provides customers with two egg laying hands,
a portable chicken coop, and up to two hundred pounds
of feed, food, water, dish, and a book on taking
(53:20):
care of chicken.
Speaker 9 (53:20):
Can you just rent them?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
You rent them, and you take the eggs that pops
out of I love it, he says. Within two days
of the arrival, your chickens will alay eggs ready to use,
the company promises, adding that the homegrown eggs are a
lot better for you than those store bought eggs are.
The company is your rent The chickens should lay about
a dozen two dozen eggs per week, depending on your
(53:45):
rental package. The chickens are also available for adoption, because
nothing's cuter than a chicken, right. That's if the customer
realizes they want to keep them at the end of
the rental period and you can just buy them. The
chickens cost their on five hundred dollars to rent for
six months.
Speaker 9 (54:04):
For six months, Well that's not I mean, considering the
price of eggs, that's cheap.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yeah, But we also did the story earlier that said
it's one hundred dollars for however long you wanted them,
not anymore, them keeping them too long, So now it's
five hundred dollars for six months. How bad do you
want to eat them?
Speaker 10 (54:24):
Nasty costco It's only five dollars for a rotisserie chicken.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah, you guess what section I'm going to.
Speaker 8 (54:33):
The National Weather Service has issued in Extreme Cold Morning
from nine pm tonight until nine am Thursday because of
a temperature drop and the threat of sub zero wind chills.
The cold is coming from an Arctic cold front that
will arrive tonight and there's a chance for wind try
precipitation bow and that could mean some icy, slippery road conditions.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
I don't want to have to cancel the show tomorrow.
I want to do this show.
Speaker 8 (54:58):
Let's see what the web, because you know, sometimes it's
a hit or miss with the weather men. The National
Weather Service recommends that you dress in layers, including a hat, face, masks,
and gloves when going outside, keep pets indoors as much
as possible, and make sure outdoor animals have a warm,
dry shelter, food, and unfrozen water.
Speaker 9 (55:19):
If you do have outdoor pets.
Speaker 8 (55:20):
Please bring them in ensure portable heaters are used correctly.
Do not use generators or grills inside. There are so
many people that do that and then they end up
with carbon monoxide poison. And turn off your sprinkler system.
If it goes off on its own on a regular basis,
please turn it off so that doesn't add to the
(55:41):
icy road conditions and then you don't have to deal
with bursted paths.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
That's right, and that's very important, don't you know?
Speaker 10 (55:48):
Well, the sweet little city of Murphy, Texas is moving
up and moving out a little bit, and they're gonna
get there. Dunk dun, duh own unique zip coal yehnography.
Speaker 2 (55:58):
I was wondering about it. Why does they need a
new ZIP code? What difference does that make?
Speaker 10 (56:02):
And then I kind of found out, Well, up until now,
they've been kind of squished and rolled into plane oh
in park or neighborhoods. Now they're getting their own seven five,
nine to four area code, and I imagine they're just
pitching a bitch of a celebration in Murphy.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
I beg you, lady, congratulations, let's all get tore up
from the floor.
Speaker 9 (56:25):
The lives out there in Murphy, Terra. You can send
her letters, ah.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Darr you got any beards? Eggs left? The city manager,
or WREITHL.
Speaker 10 (56:37):
Adams, said that a zip code of its own could
help the city with local marketing campaigns and potentially potentially
recover lost sales tax revenue. The bill fired last year
in Congress creates new zip codes for Murphy and fifty
other cities in the US. It was passed by the
House of Representatives in December. The new Congress has sworn
in afterwards and had no action in the Senate. City
(56:58):
officials believe Murphy maybe missing out on sales tax revenue
when residents make online purchases because some websites automatically display
Plano as the city when it's actually Murphy. That they
were just sharing a zip code.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
You don't want all the people to have identity cross
Prosper police are still looking for the person or persons
responsible for hate speech messaging packets thrown in multiple subdivisions
in the city. Now this story is disgusting. The packets
were left overnight on Saturday, according to police prosper. PDEE
(57:33):
did not release any information about what was written in
the packets, so it was probably something really really racist.
You can't imagine police are working to learn more about
the suspect or suspects, and are asking any residents who
know where the flyers still exist to get in touch
with them. They are also asking residents in the Willow
Ridge and Lesima and subdivisions to check their cameras for
(57:57):
any video of the suspects. You know, there's just some
people that are just going to walk around with all
this hate in their heart and they want to let
you know that they think they're right about how they
catch them. Flyers with swastikas from the American National Socialist
White Workers Party were found in Allan around that time.
(58:19):
That name should tell you everything you need to know
about these low life There you go, Yeah, the American
National Socialist White Workers Party, right, and Alabama woman who
accused rappers Jay Z and Sean Diddick Holmes of raping
her when she was thirteen has withdrawn her civil lawsuit
(58:40):
against both of them.
Speaker 9 (58:41):
I wonder how much they paid her.
Speaker 2 (58:42):
Well, it's amazing how a number with a dollar sign
and a whole bunch of zeros after it can smooth
things over. The woman, who remains unidentified, initially filed a
lawsuit against p Diddy comes in Manhattan Federal Court. In December,
she amended the lawsuit to include jay Z, whose legal
name is Sean Carter I did not know that, alleging
(59:05):
that both men attacked her in two thousand after Comb's
limbo driver offered her a ride to an MTV Video
Music Awards after party.
Speaker 9 (59:16):
And she went at the age of thirteen.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yes Yes. Jay Z, who strongly denies the claims, celebrated
the lawsuits withdraw calling it a victory. He described the
allegations as frivolous, fictitious, and appalling, but he left out expenses.
Could you know they had to pay this good? Damn
Diddy is currently held in jail in New York and
is awaiting criminal trial on federal sex trafficking charges, and
(59:39):
is also facing multiple sexual assault lawsuits, many of which
were filed by Texas attorney Tony Bushby, who represents over
one hundred and fifty clients representing sexual excluse cases.
Speaker 9 (59:50):
Again, a lot of cases, has a lot.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
Of cases and a lot of money. You just see
gladiators marching into the stadium. That's what it sounded like
to me. Okay, Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two.
By the way, uh, former Stick's vocalist Dennis d Young. Yeah,
(01:00:14):
I'm seventy eight years old.
Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
Today and he just gets along famously with a former
band makes especially Jay.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
They're so close you got to separate them with a crowball.
Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
I can only imagine the phone call Dennis DeYoung will get.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Oh. In fact, whenever we do interviews with Jay, Yeah,
they say, whatever you do, don't mention Dennis d Young.
I wouldn't. I wasn't gonna do it anyway, but you
kind of make me want to do it, just to
see what appen.
Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
Whenever you tell Bo not to do something, it puts
the thought in his head.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Well, my subconscious goes, oh yeah, well let's see a
bull watch this yill. Yeah, I watch you boy. By
the way, tomorrow is ask Us Stuff Day, and I'm
sure you got a question around your head somewhere. They'll
call the ASCU Stuff Hotline two one four eight six
six eighty six hundred. We'll put your question on the air,
(01:01:08):
answer a pail, and then we'll play choose your news
for sticks tickets. Speaking of sticks, that'll be a seven fifty.
And there is a theme this time, Yes there is.
I ain't telling you what it is just yet. You'll
have to be patient, don't.
Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
You know I love surprises.
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Well, you just wait, you just wait, all right, Let's
find out who want our tickets to Supercross. That'll be
this Saturday at Jerry World. Who got the tickets?
Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
He's out there making a living driving around in this
mushy mess right now, alboreto Jackie Morris.
Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Is our winner?
Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
Ride jack You careful, Jackie, Yes, please be careful.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
What it's supposed to get really crappy.
Speaker 8 (01:01:45):
Yes, later this afternoon freezing rain. So the high is
going to be set this morning forty six degrees. It
is forty six degrees right now. Yeah, and then temperatures
will drop steadily later this afternoon, and then overnight low
is going to be eighteen degrees. They have an extream
cold warning in effect, going into effect at nine pm
(01:02:06):
through Thursday morning.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Oh man, I don't want to not do the show
tomorrow because I love doing ascus stuff.
Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
Well, hopefully it won't be as bad as what they're saying,
but they were saying that we're gonna have quite a
bit of precipitation later this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Well, if you go by what they're saying, you can
go either way. Exactly they should or miss. With the weather,
it's gonna be great and there's gonna be crappy. Yeah,
otherwise likely.
Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
You remember in Russia when they told the weather people
that if they got the.
Speaker 9 (01:02:35):
Forecast wrong that they would lose their job.
Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yes, it's a good thing that hasn't apply here. Huh. Yeah,
well they're probably lucky. They're not losing a finger.
Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
You're just losing their job, not their life.
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:02:48):
I think the roads are going to turn into like
an asphalt flavored slushy for the next couple.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Of days, and then we're gonna survive. Don't say that, man,
you're not ready for that.
Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Well, remember last week we have the black guys and
we've hardly had any precipitation.
Speaker 9 (01:03:02):
So be careful out there.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Careful. We'll try to do what we can to make
it happen.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Yeah. Yeah, Hey, Rock the bank is back again today,
so if you mess up your car due to icy
road conditions, you could have one thousand extra dollars. We're
gonna do it nine times today. Bo and I have
your first chance to win coming up around nine ten.
Just listen for that keyword. When you hear it, you
enter it at lone Star ninety two five dot com
and you just might be the next big one thousand
(01:03:29):
dollars winner. Rock the Bank on Dallas Forwards Classic rock
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