The Bo and Them Full Show - March 3, 2025 (Ep 1320) Post-Oscar Pick Results. Tongue Twister Day. Mojo Nixon Mangles the Banner.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a kid who won, someone who speaks Russian.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Let's go No, not eating my food, Let's.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Go Hello, this is the beautiful Eddie.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
If that sounded totally foreign to you, that means you
haven't seen Anora the Best Picture winner last night at.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
The os Yay. It was the big winner. Five the
Oscars total for Anora.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Damn well, I actually thought Demmy Moore was gonna win.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
She I had lunch with a friend of mine on
Friday and she was raving about that Mikey girl that.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Stars in Anora.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Oh yeah, said she was incredible and she deserves the
Academy Award, And sure enough she won last night.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
All but dang, dang, yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
I could only stay up for so long because you know,
we got this dumb show.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
We got it.

Speaker 7 (01:01):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
I stayed up till nine o'clock, which is way past
my time.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
A lot of a lot of listeners go, oh, you
a bunch of well, you would be a bunch of
pussy too if you had to get up at our hours.
But we ain't complaining because we had fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Up in here. You telling bo Robert damn straight up
tell you what.

Speaker 8 (01:21):
I start to freak out after eight pm at night.
I'm like, oh my god, I got to get to sleep.
Pick out to get to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Oh and we have another chance for you to pick
your ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Take us to see George Thoroughgood end the Destroyers, or
take us to see your Dallas Mavericks face the Brooklyn Nets.
Whichever one you don't pick, of course, goes into the
TIA window at eight forty. As we celebrate today, here
we go National Moscow Mule Day. A whole bunch of
people have a problem calling at that, especially after what
happened on Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
I've been having Ukraine mules lately because they calling them
at restaurants.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, as well they should. It is TEA B three
to oh three Appreciation Day. Oh finally I've been waiting
for that. You bass players know what I'm talking about.
The TV three oh three is a base synthesizer made
in the early nineteen eighties by Rolling, the Japanese electronics manufacturer.
I'll bet your Randy James has one.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh absolutely.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
It's also National Anthem Day. That's when Franciscott Key became
the first one hit wonder and his spash is still
hurt and.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sung to death and massacred. Today.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
The Star Spangled banner became the official national anthem of
the US of America on this date in nineteen thirty one.
So that means we got to whip out our long
lost buddy Mojoe Nixon's virtue that moment before is over.
It's talking third person day, no good. So I happen
to know that Bo Roberts doesn't like to do that,
and you should never ask him to do that.

Speaker 8 (02:50):
There's Jane exactly, the president that talked in third person Trump, Donald.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Never, It's this is the dumbest one. What if cats
and dogs had opposite thumb's day. I guess they'd be
able to hitch hike and hold a knife?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You really? Yeah? Oh God made that up?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
What do you mean, I've already had dinner. I'll use
my thumbs to hit the roll right after I cut
your ribbons. I don't know if your pet talks like
dam a monster. It is Canadian Bacon Day. You got
my attention. Ever had a thick Canadian bacon sandwich with mayonnaise?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
No, but I've had Canadian bacon on pizza. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Well, when they become our fifty first state, you can get.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
All your want?

Speaker 8 (03:39):
Will it still be called Canadian bacon now Murk and bacon.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
I think Mike Myers and they need to have a
word with you though.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Did you see him on Saturday Night Lives.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was so funny.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
He looked just like Elon Musk with a crazier look on.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And at the very end he was wearing a shirt
that says Canada is not He's from Canada.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Thirty three Flavors Day. You guessed that This day is
dedicated to the opening of the ice cream shop in Glendale, California,
Baskin Robins.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
In nineteen fifty three.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Baskin Robbins is known for its thirty one flavors, not
thirty three, so they have must have added two more.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Without telling me. Sure they did.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
And it shrove Monday.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You know what that means.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
It is the day before Marty Gras, which is tomorrow,
and two days before ash Wednesday, which begins the first
day of Lent, when you're supposed to give something.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Noough, and I am carving up over the next couple
of days because on Wednesday, I'm giving up bread and
tortillas and pasta.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Good luck gonna be tough, Jim Cagon's been throwing down
for a couple of weeks already. But today and tomorrow
they will crank it up a notch or two and
we'll have to make some phone calls to the big
Easy tomorrow, sometimes go tomorrow, Marty Day. All right, I
look at Sports of all sorts coming up a very
bizarre freaking pool filand another looking headlines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You're gonna be talking Oscars, I said, it is the
Oscar edition.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
All right, Yeah, let's get this Monday started.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Oh right ready, yes, sir, don't map you're ready or not.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's coming right now.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Now here it is, Well, where did you leave it last?
It's funny, mom, you say that, Okay, find where'd you
leave it?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Later?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
If I knew that, I would already have it in
my head.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Race your steps, Mom tried me tasing your steps.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Young man Dallas host pis Arod Loan Start ninety two five.
It is six thirty in a time very Sports of.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
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Speaker 1 (05:55):
Fob good dudes, good Wyatt Johnson got in self a
hat trick scoring three.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Goals to help your Dallas Stars beat the Saint Louis
Blues six to three early yesterday even at the American
Airline Center. Rope Hints had a goal and three assists
as Dallas won for the fifth time in six games
and not at Mason Marshman and Matt Duchane each had
a goal and an assist, and our old reliable boyd

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Jake Ottinger made a season high thirty nine says for
his twenty ninth win, tied for second in the NHL.
Dallas won to fight, being outshot forty two to twenty one.
It was a wild wind Sunday, just like Friday night
when the Stars beat up on the La King sixty two.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yes, drive broke my curt way to go by.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I was worried, Yeah, me and Doc Crockwood Friday night
and it was packed to the rafters. We were sitting
in Section one eleven, which was close to the King's
net and the first and third periods where the Stars
would be trying to score goals, and they did. Dallas
has two more home games this week, starting with New
Jersey Tomorrow night and Calgary on Let's see Tomorrow and

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then Calgary on Thursday before the stars hit the road again.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Okay, let's talk college basketball and ladies first. For the
first time in program history, the TCU women's basketball team
is the Big Twelve champion after defeating number seventeen Baylor
fifty one to forty eight in Waco yesterday. TCU becomes
the second Big Twelve team in conference history to win

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a regular season title within two seasons of finishing in
last place. The horn Frogs will be the top seed
in the twenty twenty five Phillip sixty six Big Twelve
Women's Basketball Championship at T Mobile Center in Kansas City.
TCU will play in the quarterfinals on Friday, March seventh.
That's this Friday, with a tip off at one thirty pm.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
As for the.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Men, the TCO horn Frogs knocked off the University of
Central Florida nights eighty nine to seventy eight Saturday.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
The women put the Frogs up five hundred in conference play,
improving the resume for a postseason run up. Next for TCU,
they face the Baylor Bears tomorrow night at the Foster
Pavilion in Waco.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Now, in other.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
College hoops action, the SMU Mustangs lost to Stanford Saturday,
seventy three to sixty eight. They've now lost three of
their last five games, all without leading scorer Boopy Miller available.
Postseason hopes are now as unpredictable as they've been all season. Meanwhile,
the SMU women's basketball team wrapped up their regular season

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yesterday with a sixty nine to forty five loss to
number nine North Carolina State at eighty fen. Now, with
the regular season concluded for the Lady Mustangs, they're going
to regroup and evaluate their performance heading into postseason play.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
And in Denton.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Bow there is still lots of celebrating going on as
the Denton Ryan Lady Raiders.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh their state champions Yes.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
They won the first girls basketball state championship in Denton,
ISD history. Happens Saturday their first trip to the UIL
basketball State Championship. The Lady Raiders beat number one San
Antonio Wagner fifty eight to forty seven in the five
eight Division one state title game. So congratulations, Lady Raiders,

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Gold Girls.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Gold Girls.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Things are a little more on the sad side in
our Dallas Mavericks camp. They are severely shorthanded and in
case the team forgot that.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
They got a stern reminder on Saturday.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
The Milwaukee Bucks are fighting for playoff positioning in the
Eastern Conference, just like the MAVs are in the West,
and when the MAVs took a one thirty two to
one seventeen loss, it left them in tenth place in
the West. All day, the Mavericks are hopeful that help
us on the way. They're injured, big men remain out
for at least a few more games. They got to
power through it. They got to win as many as
they can with what they've got to work with. The

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MAVs have a home game tonight against Sacramento Kings, and
then they're off to Millia walk A to play the
Bucks again this Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, they just played the.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Buckshky, We're good fans That WWE Elimination Chamber in Toronto
booed the Star Spangled banner ahead of the events Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I wonder what would make them do something like that.
I think it's because someone wants to make a mistake.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Commentator Pat McAfee loudly bitched out the Canadian fans for
booing as the country as a whole in response during
the broadcast, During NHL's Four Nations Face Off exhibition tournament
from February twelfth through twentieth, fans in Canada Yes, of course,
booed the national anthem of the US, while fans in
the US booed the Canadian national anthem ahead of multiple games.

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Since then, hostile rhetoric between the two countries, including in sports,
has only escalated. In g I can't figure out why,
can you?

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Well, you know, I hate that they do that because
I'm an American. But at the same time, if Mexico
was saying that they were going to make us one
of their states, yeah, I would feel the same way.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
He would flue them too, thank you. I wouldn't need
inils no more.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah right, you would do it in the closet. I
just wouldn't let anybody see it, exactly, homeboy.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Matthew Stafford will remain as a quarterback for the La
Rams through the twenty twenty five to twenty twenty sixth season.
The Rams confirmed in a post on X Friday that
thirty seven year old Stafford would stay with the team,
paired with the caption allow me to reintroduce myself. The
terms of Stafford's new contract have not been released. However,
his base salary of twenty three million is considerably low

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compared to his peers given his achievements on the field.
Stafford had two years left on the four year, one
hundred and sixty million contract extension that he signed back
in twenty twenty two. Stafford entertained conversations with both the
Giants and the Raiders before green to terms with the
Rams on Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Through his tenure with.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
The Rams, Stafford has gone thirty four to twenty three
and a five to two playoff record. He led the
team to their first Super Bowl victory since twenty twenty
twenty one during his inn old campaign, earning the second
title in franchise history. And I remember I was rooting
for them because he was a Highland Park Scott. Over
his sixteen seasons in the NFL, Stafford is a two

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time Pro bowler in twenty fourteen and twenty twenty three,
NFL Comeback Player of the Year in twenty eleven, and
was named a member of the Detroit Lions All Time Team.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well all right, then, wait and go home boy.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Well here on sports of all sorts, we try to
bring you a little bit of sports from every little
nook and cranny and corner there is. But I believe
it's been quite a while since we've talked about badass bowlers.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Ass.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
I don't remember if we've ever talked about that. I'm
sure we might have mentioned ABC's Wide World of Sports
at one time. I no, I think it was ballers.
That was ballers.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Okay, sorry, this is a badass bowler named Joe Alvarez.
He's in Danville, California, and he's one hundred years old.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Ah, go, old pop.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Now listen to this. He's not just a badass bowler, Okay.
He's active, doing pushups, driving, and bowling at one of
his favorites, called Dublin Bowl in California. He says it's
good to be one hundred and Alvarez recently said as
he walked through a gauntlet of claps and high fives
at the bowling alley. His buddies were celebrating his birthday
with cake and candles, and old Joe picked up bowling

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at age forty and sixty years later going strong and
kicking people's asses in not one but two bowling leagues
three days a week at one hundred years old.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
Wow, he averages one hundred and forty points a game.
He can bowl a strike with the best of them.
And he isn't just bowling. He's got a regular workout routine.
He eats healthy fish, cottage teas, all that gross stuff nice.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Apparently it keeps you alive.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
I want to bacon sandwich when I'm old. Lately I
do fifteen push ups, he explained. They're kind of half
push ups. Hey, at one hundred, that's not too shabby.
Push up shit I can, he says. He doesn't go
all the way to the floor. He walks very short distances.
And guess what he does when he's done with his exercise.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
But what takes a nap good for him?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Exercise exactly.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Joe was one hundred years old and he grew up
in a Texas orphanage in the nineteen twenties. The report
didn't say which one and what town it was in,
but I am definitely interested.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Go Joe, Gone.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Joe and Florida's very own Olympic Games kicked off this
past weekend. The Florida Man Gangs, known for its unusual
and disgustingly gross events, returned for his second year. Teams
from all across Florida battled it out for the Snake
Skin Championship belt by participating and competing in multiple events

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including human.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Beer pong, nice the Eat the Butt.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Challenge, mechanical gator riding, and so much more.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh damn, come on, that's fun. I think I want
to do this.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I want a ticket. I want to buy a ticket.
The athletic event was held at the Saint John's County
Fairgrounds at Elton, which is about sixty miles east of Gainsville.
Teams went head to head and challenges like weaponized pool noodle,
mud Dueling, what an Evading Arrest, Obstacle Course, a Category
five Hurricane wins, cash Grab, and beer belly, Florida Sumo wrestling,

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lawnmower races them. I'm sorry I missed that, man, jeez,
let's go next year.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You can also play.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Next year you can play Florida Man Pin up Competition,
Chicken Bingo, and enter the Mullet Contest. I can't wait.
Book your flight now. I'm gonna get this big old
jitnire line and to fly me to Florida next year
for the Florida Man Game.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
My gosh online is hysterical.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Oh yeah, it's really funny. Okay, coming up headline from Hollywood.
I'm sure there'll be an Oscar story or two in there.
But now it's time for the freaking fool file. And
I'm laughing because this one made me laugh. In a
very bizarre turn of events, in Westport, Washington, an impostor
managed to steal an eighty foot commercial fishing boat while

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the crew was still on board a sleep Oh Wow.
The unauthorized skipper took command of the Jamie Marie, an
eight million dollar vessel, and then set off into the
deep blue sea before the crew caught on to his
deception when they were woken up after this guy went
into their sleeping quarters and yelled.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Time to shove off.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
For the newer crew members unfamiliar with the real captain,
there wasn't an immediate cause for suspicion because they assumed
he was either an alternate captain or someone sent by
the real captain. Didn't take long for the impostor to
raise a few red flags. While he surely acted the
part of a season skipper, his conversation gave him away.
Instead of discussing fishing plans or roots, he spoke about

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meeting a so called Chinese mother ship in the middle
of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh wow, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
The suspect eventually turned a vessel back around after the
crew threatened to kick his ass. After calling their real
captain to tell him what was going on, the guy
turned the boat around and headed back to port, where
he was met by police and promptly taken into custody.
Police later discovered that this wasn't this guy's first attempt.

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Earlier that very morning, he boarded another large boat, managed
to start the main engines, and attempted to convince the
crew that it was time to head out to sea.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Crew didn't believe him. Of course, that attempt.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Ended up with the crew chasing him off the boat,
though they didn't report the incident until after the news
of the Jamie Marie theft was wow. Stealing a boat
and thinking nobody's gonna notice.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, and by yourself. I didn't have anybody to help you.
I'm crazy. Nothing to do today. I think I steal
a couple of books.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
All right, let's travel to Oklahoma. And Oklahoma Toddler called
nine to one one and asked for emergency donuts, which officers,
by the way, delivered.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
To the child tall yes.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
The More Police Department shared audio on social media the
exchange between the little boy named Bennett and the dispatcher.
The child first dialed nine one one and began saying
gibbers to the dispatcher before hanging.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Up and dialing again. The kid then told the dispatcher.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
One, I want donuts. The dispatchers are saying, are you
going to share your donuts, to which Bennett replied, no,
I'm not. The next day, the police department shared that
they had fulfilled Bennett's request and officers delivered a huge

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box of Dunkin Donuts to the little boy's home. Parents
were kind of freaked out about their kid calling nine
to one one to get donuts brought to his house,
but the cops thought it was kind of phony, so
they delivered the donuts.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Let's go delivered this year.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Great.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Now everybody's going to be calling nine one one and
ordering donuts.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Great, try mommy, Let's see if we can get donuts
or we get arrested. No, Hey, there's a wake up
slab for you. Hey, all right.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
A man in Germany survived a terrible car crass six
years ago and what damage he got. Can you imagine
being unable to transfer your short term memories to your
long term memory bank. Oh no, that is some brain damage,
and what a struggle to have to live with. He
forgets everything when he goes to sleep, unless he writes
it down first. Now, some of you might have seen

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a couple of movies on this topic. Fifty first dates.
There's a freaking movie called Memento about the same thing.
Daniel Schmidt, he's just playing lucky to be alive.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Now.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
This is back in twenty fifteen. He got into a wreck.
He got severe physical and duh, brain injuries. He underwent
intensive speech therapy to regain his ability to speak. But
one thing he could not retrieve his memory. He forgets
everything that happened the day before. Yeah, what an awful
way to live. The people he met, the places he visited,

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the things he did, Everything gone.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
As soon as he shuts his eyes every night.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Daniel survived in an accident that experts say should have
been fatal, But that day he lost something that many
of us take for granted.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Our memories. Yeah. I don't want to lose mind, that's
for sure.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
After he regained control of his body and learned how
to speak again, Daniel couldn't get back to his old life.
He couldn't even remember his old friends that he had
known literally for decades. So Daniel keeps lists of important
things he does every day to make sure that he
knows about him the next day.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Daniel and his girlfriend had a.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Kid together just a few years back, and one of
the things he regrets the most is not being able
to remember the day his son was born or remember
his son's name.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Sure they have video, though, so that they can show
him then.

Speaker 8 (21:04):
Yeah, that's what they did in fifty first days. Make
a video to watch every morning. Right, I'm sure the
guy came home one day. I thought I told you
to get some milk.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I forgot. By the way, who the hell are.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
You ever post it notes? Damn it? Okay, I don't
know if you remember us talking about this skank, but
she is a woman from Colorado who is actually a
mother who previously claimed that God wants her to strip
on OnlyFans. Oh yeah, I remember. Well. She has also
confessed to knowing the heavenly Father in the biblical sense. No,

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she has listen, oh no, in threesomes with the deity
and her husband.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
That is that is sacrilegious.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yat damn right, God may seal you up for doing that.
Struck by lightning at least forty five year old Nita
Marie now said she's experiencing heaven in a sexual trend
with her husband and the Almighty. A sacred and spiritual monagatoire,
she calls.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
It bitch you crazy.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yep, Marie, she's a devout Christian and an onlyfan skank.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Not really, Yeah, well, she acknowledged that the sexual nature
of their ecclesiastic love affair is unrequited, as the Creator,
while supposedly inspired in all the heavens and Earth, does
not occupy the physical realm. But a prayer before BEDNM
has blessed her sex life, filling her with God's love,
body and soul, while her husband fills her up with

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body and soult.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yes, oh my God, she's held with the Holy Spirit.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Could say that again. The sanctimonious stripper made headlines last
month for declaring that her racing TikTok persona is what
God wants me to do. Now, Marie tells Jampress that
she wants to continue to share the good world of
her Lord and Savior between the sheets gives new meaning
to thy kingdom comes.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh my god, I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I'm going all right, bro, you go home for the
rest of the day.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Hey, coming up next stop.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
How well did you know the Best Picture nominees?

Speaker 6 (23:19):
Well, you're gonna have to identify one of them to
pick your ticket this week. Pick between tickets to see
George Thorowgood and the Destroyers August twenty sixth or tickets
to see your Dallas Mavericks take on the Brooklyn Nets
March thirty.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
First, we're gonna.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Give those tickets away around seven fifty right here on
the bow of them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic
Rock lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
I'm gonna tell you something, and you're not gonna believe me.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Remember those TV commercials with Thomass j Henry Attorney. Yeah, yep,
he's always crawling, stinking his face up like this. Yeah,
the man who never ranges his facial expression. Uh huh.
I saw a TV commercial he was smiling. No, no smiling.

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What's going on, Tom? You're not supposed to do that?
Now you're gonna start losing cases, cause now now you've
got more than one expression, and you're not.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Going to be able to get anybody off on anything.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Maybe he's making so much money, that's why he's smiling.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Yeah, smile the Lawyer's curse a smile.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
He was smiling like he just got some good head.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Lines from.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
What's God said?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Everybody all forget about all right, Hollywood's Big Night is over.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
And the Oscar goes to Kirie Tolkin, and the Oscar
goes to.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
The Oscar goes to Adrian Brody.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
And the Oscar Mickey Madison and the Oscar goes to
Anura Sean Baker for Best Picture, and the Oscar goes
to Honora. No. That was a Moura Oscars and Naked Handle.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
The big winner last night, taking home a total of
five Oscars, was Anura film about a sex worker that
marries a Russian oligarch's son. The movie won Best Picture
and Sean Baker won for writing, directing, and editing it.
He did so well with the Noora that he tied
Walt Disney for the most Academy Award wins by a
single person in one night.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh the difference, though, Is. He won for a single.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Movie, while Walt Disney won his trophies for a range
of films.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Huh now.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Honora's Mikey Madison won Best Actress, denying Demmy Moore her
first Oscar. Adrian Brody won Best Actor for The Brutalist
and droned on for more than five minutes acceptance speech.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Even made them cut the playoff music so he could
keep talking.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
And it wasn't even a good speech. He had more
us than Jerry Jones. I doubt that. Why didn't they
have one of those hooks that come out and right
or a trapdoor?

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
People joked that the movie was so long, so of
course his acceptance speech had to be long. Best Supporting
Actress went to a very emotional Zoey's Aldana for a
Media pat Is, and Karen Culkin won Best Supporting Actor
for a Real Pain.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
During his acceptance speech, he shared.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
A story about how he told his wife he wanted
four kids.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
And she turned me.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I swear to God, this happened. It was just over
year ago.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
She said, I will give you four when you win
an Oscar.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
She shook it, and I have now brought it up
once until just now you remember that honey, you do well?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
A BET's a bet yep.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
I guess we know what they did after the Oscars, right,
This show was it's not very political bough. In fact,
there wasn't a real political statement until an hour and
forty minutes into it when Daryl Hannah came out to
present an award and said Slava Ukraine. And then later
in the show, host Conan and O'Brien mentioned how well
Anora was doing.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You know, Honora is having a good night. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Yeah, that's great news.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Two wins already.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand
up to a powerful Russian.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Oohoo.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Now, Conan had a great entrance, by the way.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
He came out of Demi Moore's back a la the substance,
and then he.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Dove back in because he forgot his shoe.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Now, I personally loved his joke about Wicked during the
opening monologue.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Wicked is nominated tonight in ten categories. It's the perfect movie.

Speaker 11 (27:51):
For anyone who's ever finished watching The Wizard of Oz
and thought, sure, but where did all the minor characters
go to college?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
As in years past, there was some drama with the
in Memoriam segment with Shannon Jordy and Michelle Trachtenberg left out,
as was Lynda Lavin and Martin mull Oh shocking. You
know who they did include was Gene Hackman, who was
found dead along with his wife last week in Santa Fe,
New Mexico. Morgan Freeman did a beautiful tribute to Gene Hackemy.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
They were really good friends. Yes they were before the
oscars were even handed out last night.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Bo The Razzies celebrated the worst of movies on Friday,
Good Good, Good. This Spider Man spin off Madam Webb
starring Dacota Johnson, was the top winner with three Razzies
for Worst Movie, wors, Screenplay.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
And Worst Actress.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Jerry Seinfeld picked up a Worst Actor Razzie for his
performance in Unfrosted. That was that movie about the history
of pop dots. Amy Schumer won a Razzie for Worst
Supporting Actress in that movie. John Boy won Worst Supporting
Actor for his performance in four.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Movies Really.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
In Shadowland and Strangers, and legendary director Francis Ford Coppola
won a Razzie for Worst Director for Megalopolis.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
He took to social media.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
To say thank you for the dishonor, and then he
roasted Gutlass Hollywood, calling it an industry terrified of taking risks.
And there you have it, your head lines from Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
You can just see Jagger strutting out there on the
Oscar stage.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh my gosh, it was such a surprise.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
No nobody knew he was going to do it. He
gave the crowd great satisfaction. That would have been worse
if I'd have actually been playing. Satisfaction softened the blow.
He's surprised the crowd. He went out there and hears
something that he said.

Speaker 12 (29:53):
The producers really wanted Bob Dylan to do this. I
didn't want to do it because he said the best
songs this year were obviously in the movie A Complete Unknown.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Bob said, you should find somebody younger.

Speaker 12 (30:17):
I said, okay, I'm younger, I'm young gonna I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
He is, he's two years younger than so he wasn't lying.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
No, he wasn't speaking of A Complete Unknown. It was
nominated for eight it won zero.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
None, none.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
I was hoping that Timothy Shallomey would have got it
because they always show pictures of him every time he
got disappointed. The last time, bless his heart. Okay, here's
something I gotta break the news to you. Last week
we were so swamped we didn't even get to attempt
a wake up slap. So we're gonna do a rerun today.
But it's a good one, all right, you all enjoy it.

(30:56):
But now it is time for the endca polic Show.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's time for did you know?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Did you know Aerosmith is one hundred years old this year?
Not the band, the novel Aerosmith by Sinclair Luke, which
is spelled differently.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
The band said that they were aware of the book,
which they had to read in school, but their name
had nothing to do with it. Drummer Joey Kramer says
Aerosmith was inspired by Harry Nielsen's album Ariel Ballet. Okay,
you couldn't exactly say an aerial ballet. Auth already done?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Did you know?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
There are about two billion parking spaces in the US,
or seven per car, So how come I can't find
one at North Park? Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (31:44):
Especially in Allen, Texas on a Sunday.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Did you know hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing.
The different words are just used in different places. Hurricanes
are in the Atlantic and Northwest Pacific. Typhoons are in
the Indian Ocean and South Pacific.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
What difference?

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Why don't you pick one name and we'll all get
used to it.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, you tell them about damn right.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Did you know George Harrison was the first member of
the Beatles to release a solo album. It was the
soundtrack to a film in nineteen sixty eight called Wonderwall,
which didn't make any noise at all, Wonderwall. Did you
know kitty litter was invented in Michigan in nineteen forty seven.
Before that, people just used soil to cover up cat

(32:30):
Here the Little Dandy for you?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Did you know Elon Musk's younger sister, Tuska Musk, is
the force behind Passion Flicks, which is a company that
makes erotic films for you to rub yourself to. Oh wow,
she should have used muff as her last name for publicity.
What's your first name is Tuscott? Tusca Tusco. Did you
know j d Vance's middle name at birth was Donald?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Really?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Yes, he was born James Donald Bowen, but then became
James David Hamill before finally gone with James David.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Vance aka JD E. Vance.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Did you know CNN's Jake Tapper once dated Monica Lewinsky? Really,
but Monica kept her virtue that one night because Jake
didn't tap her.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh but I'm bumping now this one.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
This one, You're probably not gonna believe, but I'm gonna
prove it to you.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
All right, Okay?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Did you know Milania Trump was once the voice of
the afflet Duck?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Are you serious? Chat you not?

Speaker 5 (33:31):
It was Gilbert Godfrey, I know, but here she traded
voices in the TV commercial.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Here, I'll play a little piece of it. If you
heard and can't work, AFLA can help your bill, sweet cash,
jesus her.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Fuck And it's Melania screaming Affleck at the end with
a Dutch voice.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I don't think I believe you won't believe me. I
just prited to forty people. Just don't trust me.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Dallas four Worst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five
coming up once again.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You get to pick your ticket. Yeah, we've got some
good tickets this week too.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
We got to see George thorough Good end of Destroyers
or tickets to see your Dallas Mavericks face the Brooklyn Nets.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
But now this is one that I think.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
This is over a decade and a half all really,
since we weren't able to pull one off this that
didn't sound right?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
There a wake up slap? Yes, so I thought.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
We'd picked this little gem out of the toy box.
This is the one that we call the Russian Bride call.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Oh, perfect with the Nora winning all those oscars.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Huh, here you go, okay, time of the Monday morning
wake up slap. This was too funny. I couldn't pass
this one up. And the whole time I was dolling,
I said, please God, let this one get round because
I got something worked out for it. A guy and
his buddy is sitting around drinking. The guy just got divorced,
so he decided to all going to a website hot
Russian halfas dot com or something, and he signed up

(35:05):
for a mail order Russian Bride. Well he fell for it.
Here you go.

Speaker 13 (35:14):
Come on, now, hello, I speak Gavin? Who is a Gavin?
There this Gavin?

Speaker 7 (35:24):
I'm like you speak up a little letter. I'm at
a gapic I can't for hear you this Gavin.

Speaker 13 (35:28):
I speak Gavin. I'm waiting for the ride to to
pick up you come. Huh you'll come? I wait, you
give ride? We go get busy.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
I'm like, who is this?

Speaker 13 (35:39):
My name is Ivan, Ivan Trotsky. I wait for the ride.
You come get me an airport. I'm at the airport now.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
So I understand. Why do I need to pick.

Speaker 13 (35:49):
You up at an airport because you'll send for me.
You'll go to the website. You want companion for humpy time. Yes,
but I hear that's that's what they hear for you.
You'll come get me airport time.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
You now wait from what website? From the website?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
From website? You got the website right, you got the website?

Speaker 13 (36:07):
You want me? You want a companion? I come here,
HAMPI time? Yes, yes, leaky sticky.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Wait are you You're not from Hot Russian Brides dot com?
Are you?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Is that website you go to?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:19):
I want there, but you log.

Speaker 13 (36:21):
On, you click click, you say you want to go
to boom boom. No, so I hear for you. I
hear I need the right from airport. You come give me.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Eh the site that they would contact me by email.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
But even I'm in person? Now? Why why wait in person? Now?

Speaker 13 (36:39):
You got to click click click website. Now I hear
for you. I need right you come give me huh
where you you you hear me?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Okay you hear okay, yeah, no.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
I hear you.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
You come? Give me right right now? I give you
what you want? Licky sticky mom.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
I'm not I think it might have been a mistake.
Did you bring a girl with you? Because I'm not
film didn't think supposed to happen.

Speaker 13 (37:06):
The staff you you you say you you want the
mail order bride m A l E. I hear are
you ordered me? You come pick up? We get busy, rub,
go to dinner, drink rub, rub some more. It's like, uh,
the Russian spy trade Russian spies. You give me something,
I give you something.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Uh you know, but you what do you mean?

Speaker 14 (37:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Your order?

Speaker 13 (37:28):
You your your order? You come get you come get
some of these? Huh No I don't want to No, no, no.

Speaker 14 (37:34):
No, no.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
You come.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
You come. I give you what you want, give you
what you're on.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
No, you're gonna have to steer up something else. I'm
not coming to pick you up.

Speaker 13 (37:44):
Why are you not going to pick me up? You
order me, I come, I come you you you'll get me.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
I even't whatever your name is. I think it's been
a big mistake here.

Speaker 13 (37:53):
Big mistake. What a mistake. I don't make mistake your
water me mail order, bride may l e. I hear
for you, nicky Licky.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
No, it's not obviously your mistake. If somebody else is
a mistake, I'm not going to stick you up.

Speaker 13 (38:05):
I'm here now, I need the ride. You'll come give
me your companion. No, excuse me, sir? Hello is this Gavin? Hello?

Speaker 14 (38:16):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yes, Gavin.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Uh, this is Officer John Reo. I'm with the custom
agent here at df W. Okay, this man says he
knows you, and if you know him, then you need
to pick him up, because if you don't, I have
to keep him in customs and send them back where
he came from.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Oh you do that?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I go, I go, I be with Gavin. Gavin.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Oh, Jim, No, it's not no Ivan, Ivan. You guys
are a tilt. I never fought with something like this.

Speaker 13 (38:53):
They all say, I grabb Michaels, you come get some
of me.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
But your friend Dave said you went to this website
to try to find a Russian Bride, what there's no
good women around.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Here for you or what?

Speaker 7 (39:07):
No, I'm recently divorced. That was kind of lowly just
when the fuel was out there, Bride, I was gonna
go through with it.

Speaker 13 (39:15):
Now I hear and I hear you come you come
get something.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
No, I'm definitely not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Let's hear it for Gavin. Hey, Gavin, Gavin, Ye gotcha.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Before you ask? Yes, we all have. Okay, exactly, order
elm run down the hall and okay, it's time to
pick your ticket. Pick between George Thoroughgood and the Destroyers.
That'll be a Texas for our CU Theater August twenty
sixth or take us see your Dallas Mavericks take Home

(40:12):
the Brooklyn Nets that's on March thirty. First. You will
pick your ticket if you can figure out this movie
trailer that I'm fixing the play.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, all right, So last night was the Academy Awards.
This is one of the nominees. This is one of
the all of the movie. Okay, so we have to
pay attention. This is pretty easy.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Two one four or eight one seven, seven eighty seven,
one nine five Tell me what Oscar nominated movie?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
This was in the shadows fly many secrets, but the
darkest of them all may remain.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
The end of house. The treaties.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
The father didn't believe their eventually? What if call the
treaties were still alive.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
That I didn't priss anyone? You're braef. We don't know that.
Be simple, be direct, nothing fancy.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I understand with thy knife, chip and shadder.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
How about be quiet? Okay, let me play it one
more time.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Old time got it.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
I know Annabelle knew it. That's why I figured you
guys will probably get it. You probably already got it now,
but I'm gonna play it again.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Just say, in the shadows lie many secrets, but the
darkest of them all may remain.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
The end of house. The treaties your father didn't What
if the treaties were still alive that I did? I'm
prison anyone. You're braf. We don't know that. Be simple,
Be direct, nothing fancy.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I understand with a knife, ship and shudder.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Anythink you got it?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (42:10):
No, no, no, no no no no. Let me see
all right, I'm gonna go to the phone. Sown bon
them shell. Tell me what movie that was Wicked? No?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Did that sound like Wicked? Yeah, it sounded like they
were getting ready to break into song.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Any moment, at any moment, right after they killed somebody.
It's not wicked, bone them shell. Tell me what movie
that was? Dune Part two?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Is that glue of ye?

Speaker 6 (42:44):
And you saw the sand Worm? He made two appearances
last night.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
During the sand Worm out.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
There, they played the harp and the piano. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Maybe the movie was good, but the first one just
bored the snot out.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Well, everybody goes, what the hell is that movie about?

Speaker 12 (43:01):
Well?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Second one warming out too. Yeah, oh so you saw this?
Well yeah, the second one? Okay, all right to my friend.
First of all, who is this?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I'm okay?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
And which tickets do you want? You want George Thoroughgood
or you want MAVs tickets? George, I mean, we'll have
Mavericks tickets after eight forty in the ticket window. Hold
on just a minute, because we've got to get some
information from you.

Speaker 12 (43:24):
I E.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
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A house in New Orleans which reminds me tomorrow is
Marty Grau.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
That's right, a lot of partying going on in New.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Oh They've been partying for like weeks, Yes they have.
They're just gonna kick it up notch tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
I did decorate the studio with Saint Patti's decor and
Marty Grau detory.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
That looks great, And thank you for all the hard words.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
But it's so confusing. I don't know which.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
So I'll have to give a call to our old
Cajun guy, Possible Too's in his eighties somewhere.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
And he's got all the scoop of what's going on
in Nola. He got a lot of fun stuff talk about.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Okay, Over the weekend, we missed National Peanut Butter Lover's Day. Whoops,
you guys still have any of TJ. Miller's peanut butter?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I do?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I do to.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
All out with a spoon.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
It is National Pig Day. That means there's a pull
pork sandwich in my Yeah, coleslaw on it or not,
you know, I do like, yeah, I'll take some cols
on it self. Injury Awareness Day we missed. Yeah, I
know all about this about It's Old Stuff Day. All

(45:16):
my stuff is old stuff. That's a good answer when
someone says, hey, what's new. It's also Finisher's Metal Day.
That sounds dirty. I finished first in the marathon once, Yeah,
come on.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Come on. I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I finished, I stopped within two minutes. That's oh. And
here's the thing that I was saving for you. We
also missed International Tongue Twister Contest. That sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Everybody knows Peter Popp pickle peppers. Ye, seashells Seashelled by
the Sea shore huh, she sells Seashells by the Sea.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
But I want you to to try this one.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
You can.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You can't back out of it. Are you going to
get us in trouble.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Maybe the tongue twister is I slit a sheet a sheet.
I slit upon the slitted sheet.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I sit. I slid his sheet a sheet. I slit
upon the sleated sheet that was posed.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
But I'll give you the belt anyway. You didn't say
the magic word when you did it. Okay, your turn,
all right. Let me do a bong rip first. Okay,
I slit the sheet the sheet. You said you slipped,
no slit, I said, come on, I slipped the sheet
the sheet. I slit and on the slitted sheet.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I sit.

Speaker 11 (46:37):
He did it?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
You did it? Now do it fast. I slid a
sheet of sheet. I slid upon the slidded sheet. I said,
I slid a sheet.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
You we're gonna say it, weren't you? You're gonna say it? Okay,
do it fast. I slid sheet. I slid upon the
sliddle sheet. I said, come on, no mumbling aloud. I
slipped the sheet, the sheet slipping on this lett is it?
That's as fast as.

Speaker 11 (47:04):
I can go?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Okay, well that's better than nothing.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I'll let you have it.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I'll let you thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Bo.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
You guys didn't do too bad. I did, but you
didn't say the magic word, the word.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Yeah, Dallas, former's fighting right alone, Shaw, not your two
five home boss, Stevie ray Fon, Hey bo I or
somebody want to talk to you, line one? You know
it is, it's the principle. No, I don't know who
it is.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Hell's boy.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Good morning, preacher from uh New Orleans, Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh yeah, you called before. What's up there, preacher? Hallelujah.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I just want to let you know that my wife
told me the news channels are reporting this morning that
they're canceling all parades tomorrow in Jefferson Parish in Orleans
Parish due to high winds.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
High we're gonna reach out that storm system that we're
gonna get expected to hit them too.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Well, you know, and those those floats are pretty tall
in the high window blow one of them right over them.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Only had a rider kicked off a couple of years ago,
and they got real strict on the standards and everything.
And I'm sure the enhance security status with Urban Street
on New Year's Eve try New Year's Day, has a
lot to do with that.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
I will guarantee you there's people still stomping on brain
cells though.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Yeah, nola dot Com says Jefferson Parish parades will not
roll on Fat Tuesday due to severe weather threats.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Damn, that's a damn shame.

Speaker 10 (48:25):
Man.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, they're probably going to reschedule it to a Sunday
since that the day are wrapt.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Well, I appreciate you telling me the news man. Man,
it's kind of distressing, but we'll have to ask old
pospotout about that tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Yep, yep, y'all have a great day, God lesson.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Hie you too, man.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
Oh yeah, we're supposed to have some bumpy weather tonight
with high winds, hail, strong storm system moving through tonight
and New Orleans bound to get it as well.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Here here's something, said David Johansson.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Oh yes, the last surviving member of the punk rock
band The New York Dolls, who later performed as his
alter ego, Buster Poindexter, died from stage four cancer at
the age of seventy five.

Speaker 14 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
They were doing a big go fund me for him
over the past couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Yeah, they were very popular in New York. The Dolls
rubbed shoulders with lou Reed, Andy Warhol and Lower East
Side of Manhattan in the early seventies. They took their
name from a toy hospital in Manhattan and were expected
to take over the throne vacated by the Velvet Underground
in the early seventies. Neither of their first two albums

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did anything. Nineteen seventy three's New York Dolls, which was
produced by Todd Rundan my Man nor Too Much Too
Soon a year later, charted, but they were four runners
of the punk and the glam movement that took up
residents in metal hair bands.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
A decade later.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
In nineteen seventy three, the Dolls won the Cream magazine
poll categories as the best and worst new group. They
were nominated several times for the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame, but they have never been inducted, and probably
he won't. But here's the scene of David Johansson in
the movie Screwge Oh Yes, here's a taxi.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Was a taxi driver.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
Wait, sir, they said, relaxed, Frank n Gina ride.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
How do you know my name?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I know absolutely everything, Frank.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
You see, I'm the ghost.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
He was the Ghost of Christmas. Yes, and remember he
was on Saturday Night Live too in the band Oh
he was Yes, Oh man, I forgot about all that.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
It was a sad weekend for rock and roll because
not only did he pass, but Joey Mollin, the last
remaining member of Bad Fingers, Yeah, he died Saturday night
as well.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
He was seventy seven.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
No official cause of death, but Malin had been hospitalized
since December for a bacterial infection due to his diabetes
and then pneumonia. Mallin joined Bad finger in nineteen sixty nine,
just after they finished Magic Christian Music, which can the
top ten hit come and Get It? He played on
their other top ten hits No Matter What and day
after day, plus their final top forty hit, Baby Blue.

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After a series of legal issues involving their manager. You
may remember, singer guitarist Pete Ham hung himself in nineteen
seventy five.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
He was twenty seven at the time.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
The group broke up, but Mollin and bassis Tom Evans
formed a new version of the band back in nineteen
seventy eight. On November eighteenth, nineteen eighty three, the two
musicians had a fight over the phone about royalties, and
Evans also hung himself the very next morning.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
How awful was that never.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Had an argument with somebody that was so bad that
I would hang.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
My Can you imagine sad, sad weekend for rock and roll?

Speaker 8 (51:44):
Well, it really was, really was down the road in Cowtown.
Downtown Fort Worth is going to be a bitch to
get around in right now because they're starting a process
two years long to remove and replace outdated fort Worth
water mains.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
I knew it. It is starting today.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yes, somebody.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
I read that about a week or two ago, and
then oh wow, today's the.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Day here it is.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
It's big, large cast iron mains that they got to
get down into the ground there in downtown Fort Worth.
It's going to take twenty four months at least. It's
going to affect major roadways. It'll be a lot of
hassle for a lot of people. According to your release
from Fort Worth officials, West Lancaster Avenue seven Avenue in
Henderson Street will be the roads that'll be the worst impacted.

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Fort Worth has eight hundred miles of nearly century old
cast iron pipes that are prone to breaking in extreme
heat and cold. During the summer drought in twenty twenty three,
the city average around four water main breaks every single
day every day.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Time to update YEP damn and I saw this. Two
people knocked over multiple polls during a fight, causing a
loud noise and panic inside the K. Bailey Hudginson Convention
Center Saturday afternoon. Ten people ended up getting injured. The
conventions was hosting the National Cheerleading All Star National Championship

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this past weekend, and some people got in a fight
which knocked over a bunch of poles and freaked people
out because it sounded like gunfire.

Speaker 9 (53:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
I have a friend who was there with her daughter
who was competing, and she said that even though they
said there wasn't an active shooter, she swears up and
down that they did hear gunfires. Oh, and very scary,
and her daughter was traumatized. She had to like sleep
in bed with her daughter because her daughter was so traumatized.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
Yeah, what a shame for that to happen where a
whole bunch of families have their little daughters.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Out in public.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
It caused a stampede because people were trying to get
out of there. Police have not said if anyone was
arrested for the fight, but it was revealed that it
was between parents. Yeah, you ruin your kids cheerleading competition?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
How sad oh Man.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Oh, but get ready, kids. The new Peppa Pig theme
park has pie in North Richland Hills. It's based on
the popular TV show Let Your Kids Join the World
of Pepe Yeah. There are five rides and nine different
play areas designed to be age appropriate for kids six

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and under. Parents can play and ride alongside their little
ones after they have several beers good to deal with.
The North Original Hills park is the third of his
kind in the world. There are also Peppa Pig theme
parks in Central Florida and Germany. Of all places, everything's
very accessible to kids. It's a great first theme park experience.
It's your first roller coaster, it's your first theme park food.

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It's free play, which kids love and parents love as well,
said Britney Williams.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Of Merlin Entertainment.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yay, wait a minute, There's Big Daddies roller Coaster, Grampy
Rabbit's Dinosaur Adventure. Yeah, Pepa Pig's Balloon Ride, Mister Bulls
High Striker and Granddad's Dogs Pirate Boat Ride. There's more.
Oh Yeah, there's Muddy Puddles, Splash Pass, Pepa Pig's Treehouse,

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Pirate Island, Sand Play, wad Peppa's Pedal Bite Tour say
that three times fast and George's Tricycle Trail in Rebecca
Rabbit's Playground.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yes, yes, but is there a Peppa Pig barbecue pork stand? Nope? Ah,
that'd be funny than he.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Jallice, what worst classic rock lone Star ninety two five?
I had to play that for Joey mullend a bad
finger who passed away. He was the last surviving member, heartbreaking.
And Paul McCartney is the one that formed that band. Yeah,
he worked with them a lot. That's right.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Okay. Who won our MAVs tickets? That would be.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Curtis Nance in Rahome, Texas The Home r H O M.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
E Oh yeah that's wrong.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
That's that's my course. Yeah, that's my Corsicana.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh. Woman says she's got something for us.

Speaker 14 (56:09):
Well, I have a young twister for you, a tongue.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Twister for me. Okay, let's have it.

Speaker 14 (56:16):
Let's have it all right, But nobody's because it's because
it is to be.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
I give up, already, give up. I'm done. You win.

Speaker 14 (56:40):
That.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
You did a great job, Yeah, you did do a
great job.

Speaker 14 (56:42):
Suppose no man for a seventy two year old woman. Well,
now have a great.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
That was nice?

Speaker 14 (56:53):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Tomorrow's Marty Graw. We're going to be making some phone calls.
And I told you that to be beginning of the show,
that it is national anthem day Star Spangled Banner became
the official national anthem of the United States of Marca
on this date in nineteen thirty one. And I promised
you some mojol ready.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Did Let it do us. Let's get the mojo working already.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
Live what the flat we held a live lads, clean man,
I'm gonna bring you in dander al You're choice.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
By the way, John bon Jovi turned sixty three over
the weekend and he still looks good. Yeah, he has
a little grayer, but then again, so are the rest
of Mark.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
We have a story about John bon Jovi and the
rest of the band and our time oisters, Bow Robberts.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Oh do we now? Yes, we do. Let's kick it
in all right.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
This is what we have on time Wassters on the
Bow and them show page at lone Start Night com
bon Jovi released Forever in June last year, and they're
getting ready to release a brand new version with a
little help from their friends the band is reportedly preparing
a duets version of that album. A release date for
the project has not been confirmed, nor have any of
the planned duets, but should be pretty cool project. We'll

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have more on that as soon as those facts become available.
And Mick Jagger was a surprise presenter at the Oscars
last night. He was there to present the Oscar for
Best Original Song and he received a standing ovation when
he came out on stage to the music of Sympathy
for the Devil.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Now here's Mick explaining why he was there.

Speaker 12 (58:40):
The producers really wanted Bob Dylan to do this. Bob
Bob didn't want to do it because he said the
best songs this year were obviously in the movie A
Complete Unknown.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Bob said she should find somebody younger. I said, okay,
I'm younger. I'm not gonna I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
And Nick didn't even try to do a Bob Dylan. No,
he didn't didn't even try.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
But he wasn't lying. He is younger. Bob Dylan is
eighty three and Mick Jagger is eighty one. Now. The
winner for Original Song was l Mall.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
From the movie Amelia Perez, and while accepting the Award
the song's writer Camille Saying Woo Woo from the Stones
for the double Yeah Say Heart resumed their Royal Flush
tour with two shows in Las Vegas on Friday and Saturday.
The tour was postponed last July. You remember following Ann
Wilson undergoing an operation and treatment for cancer, and it

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was pretty clear that she's still not one hundred percent.
She sat in a wheelchair for most of the show,
and the set list was trimmed from the upwards of
twenty songs a night last year, which I saw in
early May at Lucas Oil Live, to just thirteen on
Friday and fourteen on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
So apparently she must be still feeling pretty weak. Yeah,
I can't imagine, Yeah, poor.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Girl orim Singer Michael Stipe has made it very clear
over the years that the band has done but last Thursday,
the original members were back on stage together for just
the second time since they're split in twenty eleven. They
played their nineteen eighty four classic Pretty Persuasion. The totally
unexpected moment came during the show by actor Michael Shannon
and Jason Narcuzi, who are performing full r EM albums

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in this case Fables of the Reconstruction, and they were
doing it at the forty Watt Club in RIM's hometown
of Athens, Georgia. So the band decided to all get
up on stage at a little reunion for.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
One song only. Yeah, well, as long as we're here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
Yeah, we have the video up if you want to
check out that performance. And finally, bo I know how
much you hate heights. Yes, well you may not want
to see this video star.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Window washers already No, I don't. Oh is that the
one where they got cut loose from their yeah cable?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
So these window washers in New York City were dangling
three football fields up in the air off of a
skyscraper and they had to be rescued. No one was hurt,
pretty shaken up, but not heard. Yeah, check out the
full story and the video on the Bow and Them
show page at lone Star ninety two five dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
You couldn't pay me enough much.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
That was Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Hey, look,
we we just got through Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, it was a fun Monday too. It went by
in the blink of an Monday Monday morning wake up
Slap was hysterical.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
That was Sky called earlier, and he requested another one
of the old wake up slaps. I'll tell you which
one tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
Okay, because it's Troy Box Tuesday, but it's also Marti Gras,
so I got to slip it in with all the
other Marti Gras songs and stuff we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Is there another holiday that you love as much as Marty? Halloween? Halloween, Christmas?
I don't know the face you made when you said Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Because Christmas is a hassle, you know, and you're always
under pressure. I mean, especially if you're married, because you
just got her something for Christmas. Now a little over
a month and a half later, you got to buy
something else that's supposed to be what else she wanted? Absolutely,

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oh okay, good, not as another woman.

Speaker 14 (01:02:42):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Both times I was married, my wives had a birthday
that was literally just a couple of days after New Year's.
Oh well, I had to double up on the shopping.
You had to get the Christmas present ready, the Birthday present.
You couldn't bundle them up, No, wife, No, you got
Valentine's Day the month after that, for Christ's sake.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
It's hard. It's all a plot. It's all a plot
against us men.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Look at you catching on. Yeah, it took me a while,
but I did. He's a smart man, bo Robert you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Okay, by the way, when we did headlines from Hollywood
seven to ten, yeah, we neglected and we don't know
the answer. We neglected to announce the winner of our
Oscar picks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
That's right, Okay. I already know who won.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Okay, well, because I was watching the Academy Awards and
first thing I did this morning was.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
Check, Okay, Well, don't spoil it, all right, tell him Ao.
We were thinking we do it on the after show,
but we can do it right now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Go ahead.

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
Who won? Okay, last place with exactly zero freaking points? Ao,
second place with a solid respectable three points an. Our
winner is boul Robbery. Your daddy won the company.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Oh, I picked Conclay for Best Picture. You picked a
Nora which one? Now we both picked me more. I
think all three of us picked to me more to
win this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Fell.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
And then you also picked Adrian Brody, who I think
is still accepting the Academy area.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Yeah, he's still talking.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Lights around.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Why can't they listen?

Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
If somebody runs on like that why can't they just
come out and grab him by the hair and pull
them off.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Well, especially because it was such a horrible speech, and
I heard it this morning, it was awful.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Well, then I don't want to hear it because it
happened after I had already crashed out.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
I felt bad for Timothy shallow May and a Complete Unknown,
which I thought was a great movie.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
It was nominated for eight Academy Awards and won zero.
Didn't win a damn thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Or a little And he was nominated for two movies, yes,
and he didn't win either.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Poor little guy. Well, well he's only twenty, so he's
got plenty of.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Years to try. He's old enough for us to buy
him a beer to chop him down. Yeah, okay, So
we'll see you on the after show Facebook, And we'll
see on the show next show tomorrow, it's Marty Ground
his toy Box Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Keep between the Ditches Byye