November 20, 2025 • 32 mins
We start off the show discussing Buc-ees suing a company because their logo is too similar yet it's not even the same animal. Then we discuss a Florida Threesome gone wrong, the new roller coaster at Six Flags, and Trey's girlfriend is a napper.
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Threesome Fizzled, Then Fists Flew
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Six Flags Over Texas unveils teaser for new 309-foot-tall roller coaster
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Threesome Fizzled, Then Fists Flew
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/buc-ees-cracks-down-nut-183041841.html
Six Flags Over Texas unveils teaser for new 309-foot-tall roller coaster
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Mallley along
with Trey Trenholm and Jerry called Well today. Thank you
for joining us inside the Treehouse Today we start with
some very exciting and stupid news something we know all
too well inside the Treehouse. So this is going to
(00:54):
sound like a euphemism, but it's not. It's on the
between beavers and nut huggers. More specifically, BUCkies is suing
underwear brand Nu huggers or copyright infringement. I don't know
(01:14):
how familiar you are with how litigious BUCkies is, but
if you got a beaver in your logo, they're coming
for you. And this is solidifying that fact.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They are the Metallica of convenience stores.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, BUCkies saw what Metallica did with Napster back in
the day and said, hold my beaver nuggets. Now, I
want you to look at the two logos here. So
you got the BUCkies logo, which is of course the
very iconic BUCkies roadstop logo. It's the yellow background with
the beaver smiling up into the left as if it
sees something amazing, maybe Jesus or a Bucki's and he's
(01:59):
got his red hat. Then you've got the nut Hugger's logo,
which is a small Oklahoma based underwear business. The only
similarity is that it also uses a cartoon beaver in
its branding. The difference here is that the beaver looks
a little bit different and it's holding two acorns.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
See, I would not consider that to be a beaver.
I would consider that to be a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You may be right, that's actually what it is. Thank
you for correcting me. This is how much Buggies Buggies.
This is how much BUCkies has brainwashed me. So this
is what makes this story even more extremes that BUCkies
is going after nut huggers and it's not even a
beaver that they're using in their artwork. It's a squirrel
(02:51):
holding two nuts. But BUCkies hasn't taken any of this
lying down. Like I said, if there's anything remotely similar
to a beaver in or on your company, they will
come after you because their attorneys mean business. I don't
know what their retainer is, but they're earning every penny.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let's see big eyes, buck teeth in a circle. That's
about all you got there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
But the style is different. Now look, I am not
an attorney, I am not a copyright infringement expert, but
these two things do not seem closely related enough for
BUCkies to be going after Oklahoma nut Huggers, which, by
the way, that sounds more like a gay euphemism than
an underwear brand like gay hippie nut Hugger. Never mind,
(03:37):
you get the idea.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It'ds like a dirty sex act of some sort.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
BUCkies may be famous for its silly beaver themed logo,
but one thing that does not play around about is
protecting its assets. The travel stop is taking legal action
against the small Oklahoma based men's underwear brand dubbed Nu
Huggers Apparel for a lleged committing trademark infringement after the
underwear brand saw it's more most profitable sales month since
launching Nu Hugger's three year. Brand owner Jared Hewitt said
(04:09):
he got a hot and heavy letter from the BUCkies
legal team. I think Bucky sends out more seasoned desists
than it sells.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Jerky or beaver nuggets. I don't think this is a
case that they expect to win on merit. I think
this is something that they just expect to continue to
draw out until the other party can no longer afford it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, and that's just stupid and unfortunately to leave the
little guys alone. They're just trying to sell some undies
out of Oklahoma. They're not They're not coming after the beaver.
Just knock it off.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And the truth matter is if if that company went
to BUCkies and was like, hey, can will you sell
our product? We'll put your logo on it, they'd probably
be like, oh, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh that's not a bad idea. Bring the brand in house.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's what That's what BUCkies does. Like they find small,
small you know, manufacturers or a lot of the stuff
and they're like, yeah, we'll carry your stuff, but you
have to package it under the Buckies' logo.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Is it just me or is BUCkies turning into an
evil empire kind of situation.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
They have gone?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean you think about it, for decades, they were
a one stop shop, you know, off forty five.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Going to Houston.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I can't even think of the name of the town
and in the last I guess fifteen years, they have
become an evil empire.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, the beaver exploded. Not that trade surprise that that
a beaver turned evil.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Kind of what he likes At a certain point.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oregon State, you know, may take issue with them, like
we're the original beavers.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh, you're right, because I mean, look, first of the
party have some legal standing when it comes to these
types of things. Well, never to be outdone, the state
of Florida. The ultimate in headline alliteration threesome in Florida
(06:18):
fizzled when fists flew. I'd like to point out that
fly fisting is typically a two person maneuvers, so I'm
not surprised this did not work out. Fly fisting, I'm
glad you asked terre. Fly fisting is using emotion similar
to a fly fisher when fisting someone. Oh, thank you
(06:43):
Urban dictionary, Jerry. Do you know it by a different thing?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, I just thought that that was a fun way
of saying, you know, throwing hands.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Or oh like fighting. Yeah, well that's kind of how
this works, is what the old double entendre. After a
planned sexual threesome failed to materialize, a Florida woman became
angry and pummeled her boyfriend in the face, an alleged
attack witnessed by the woman who had been invited to
the couple's residents for some group sex. Now this is
(07:17):
my favorite part. Are you ready? According to investigators, Angel
Lynn Curl and her boyfriend invited a female friend to
their clear Water apartment Saturday night to engage in sexual activity. However,
the coitus plan was interrupted because police say all parties.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Declined participating in sexual activity.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
This is the.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Worst threesome I've ever heard of. I mean, they all
knew each other. I mean they were friends.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That got the boyfriend, you got the girlfriend, and like,
all right, tonight's and night, we're gonna get it. And
so they called their friend, who I'm assuming his name
is Crystal, and they invite her over and then she
gets over there. All three of them are like, man,
I'm good. But then for whatever reason, the girlfriend, whose
name again was Angel, decided to beat the crap out
of her boyfriend for some reason. And the police won't
(08:12):
reveal the reason.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm gonna guess the boyfriend screwed up the threesome, and
you know, she's like just wailing on him. Going I
told you, just shut just shut up, no stupid dad jokes,
just shut up.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
The get satisfied.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah she does. There's so many assumptions here
to be made, the first of which is if if
the if the threesome ends in fisticuffs, then I'm assuming
it's because the guy paid too much attention to the
other girl, and and girl number one didn't like it,
(08:54):
and then things escalated, and that there you go. But
in this case, none of none of them, none of
them even got start.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I have a feeling two out of the three declined.
I think the woman who got violent probably still wanted
things to get on. But another way you expect that
that headline is if it's a two guys, one girl and.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Girl is.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Girl is paying more attention to the odd man out
than she is her man, and that's feelings might get hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, especially there's a really big reason she's another guy.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
No, no, no, I love you, baby, but it's just
that this one's new has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh God, bless Florida, oh Man. Following the sex declination,
Angel lugedly became angry and repeatedly struck the forty seven
year old victim in the face as he was seated
on the couple's living room couch, good old couch thrashing
the female invite. Police say watched Angel strike the boyfriend
in the face with a closed fist multiple times. After
(10:16):
being read her rights, Angel denied hitting the man too late.
The judges ordered Angel to have no contact with the victim,
which I'm sure is going to be awkward since I
think they lived together.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Look, howey you two hands.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Speaking of two fists, no boy. When searching for fly
fisting on Urban Dictionary, this little gym comes up, the
flying Superman fist of pleasure. Are you ready, Trey? Yeah,
you needed the Momentright here we go the flying Superman
(11:04):
fist of pleasure. When the woman is on the bed,
legs open for delivery and the male is on the
furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to
get into a superman pose with his head down and
his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed
to get a running start at superhuman speed and jump
fist first into the female's whap. The deeper the better.
(11:29):
Also used in an example, did you hear Becky had
to go to the hospital after David attempted the flying
Superman fist of pleasure.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Sorry, yeah, that's the equivalent of that high the high
dive into the little small pool.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
This was added to Urban Dictionary on June seventeenth, twenty
twenty one, a date which now lives in infamy and
another great story for the er staff. Oh yeah, or
(12:10):
just something for trading his new girlfriend to trade this weekend.
Tray's like no, no, no, I gave up running years.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Ago, faster than a speeding bullet.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's the game. We all know.
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I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but I'm
going to report it to you as if you have not.
Six Flags has unveiled the teaser for its new three
hundred and nine foot tall roller coaster, Tormento Rampaging Run,
(15:10):
which is set to be the world's tallest, fastest, and
longest dive coaster, was unveiled in a teaser by six
Flags over Texas. If the name Tormente Rampaging Run sounds familiar,
it's because that's what Trey is called at least two
of his girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Or what I've done when they got really pissed off
at me.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
It's fine line, it's probably just based on perspective. Uh,
this thing sounds like a This thing sounds like roller coaster,
nightmare fuel awesome. I'm glad you feel that way, Jerry,
because you are at an age where you know what,
actually doesn't matter your age. For me, it does. I
am at an age where I no longer enjoy the
(15:58):
roller coaster. I want nothing death defying in my life. Whatsoever.
I like safe and secure nowadays. I applaud you, though, Jerry,
that you throw caution to the wind and you hear
a roller coaster named Tormenta and you can't wait. Hell yeah, Tray,
What about you? Are you, despite the fact you've ridden
real life Tormentas, are you going to get on the
(16:20):
coaster version?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah? If I go to six Flags, I would get
on it.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh man, what happened? Dan? Why did you change your
mind about roller coasters? I just got older. I used
to love them as a kid. I got older and
it was something like around the age of thirty, and
things changed. Because when I was in my teens and twenties,
there were all sorts of things I was willing to
do if I had the opportunity. Skydive, sure, why not,
(16:51):
bungee jump? Yeah, let's do it. Roller coasters. Loved roller coasters.
I couldn't wait to be tall enough to ride roller coaster.
But then, like I said, it's just age, like something
happened around the age of thirty, and I just didn't
want to do anything that threw caution to the wind. Literally,
(17:11):
so roller coasters I'm now kind of a hard pass.
I'm definitely not ever going to try a bungee jumping now,
and I'm sure as hell not going to skydive. I
think the only way that I might skydive would be
if the Golden Knights, which is the US Army's elite
skydiving team. It's like the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angels
(17:34):
of skydiving. They might be the only ones I would
go with. I trust them. I wouldn't do it with
a bunch of Navy seals because those guys are just
e f and nuts and they'll know I'm not doing that.
They'll they'll do something to mess with me, and I'll
still I'll die from a heart attack. They'll get me
safely on the ground, but I'll die my heart dove.
So I think the Golden Knights would be my only
(17:56):
sweet spot there, but it is, It's just not for me.
And this ride, new from six Flags, seats eight riders across,
will have three cars in a train. A total of
twenty four riders will be on the ride at once.
This is themed after the Running of the Bulls in Spain.
It will elevate riders to a height of three hundred
(18:17):
and nine feet before plunging them in a ninety five
degree beyond vertical drop from a record breaking two hundred
and eighty five me. I can't say no hard enough
on last thing. It is breaking world records, six of
(18:38):
them in fact, and it's coming in twenty twenty six.
At three hundred and nine feet. Tormenta Rampaging Run is
the tallest dive coaster, which is apparently a thing. It's
no longer just a regular roller coaster. It's a dive coaster.
I guess it's because of the actual initial descent. The
initial drop off is at such an extreme angle. It's
called the dive, not a drop, right. You also don't
(19:02):
hit it from the track. You get linked up into
a thing and then it rotates you so that you're
facing down like this, and then it just lets you
go Nope, not gonna do it. At two hundred and
eighty five feet, it's the highest ninety five degree beyond
vertical drop. That's what you were just describing. Jerry at
eighty seven miles per hour. It's the fastest dive coaster,
(19:22):
two hundred and eighteen feet, the highest Immelman inversion. I
don't even know what or who that is, but I
guarantee you he's nuts. And then at one hundred and
seventy nine feet the tallest vertical coaster loop. And then
four one hundred and ninety nine feet the longest dive coaster.
Six world records coming to Arlington's Six Flags over Texas
(19:46):
in twenty twenty six Tormento Rampaging Run. It is almost
a mile long. No, for those of you that are
listening to the Treehouse Show on your favorite audio platform,
number one, thank you. Number two, we're going to experience
(20:08):
together the POV ride on Tormente on our Treehouse Superplus
episode sixty two. So just a quick little tidbit there.
If you want to see us witness that virtually, that'll
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going back to the world records, here is a computer
(20:33):
generated image of people on the coaster going down that
vertical drop, their little computer, people sitting in the cars,
legs dangling and about to go over the brink. That
thing is frightening to look at. It's got so many
twists and turns and curves and loops and drops. It
really does look like the roller coaster version of one
(20:55):
of Trey's ex girlfriends. And if you fall off, you
go straight into the parking lot below, so you'll get
to your car quicker. That looks absolutely amaze balls. I
am scared, full disclosure. Before, before I decided whether or
(21:19):
not we should watch the POV thing together, you know
on Patreon, I watched like the first ten seconds and
I had to stop. That's just virtual reality. I couldn't
do it. That's how bad I am with the roller coasters.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think the thing that surprises me more than anything
is that eight people across, because normally you think of
roller coaster as you're in like you know, two by
two type thing.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a reason for it, scientifically, mathematically,
just physics. Maybe I don't know what that is. Maybe
it's so that way you have more hands to hold.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I just it's it's an open train concept. It makes you,
you know, it's to inspire more adrenaline.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Uh more.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Fear because you're not encased inside of like a solid
train or anything with a wall on you. Because if
you'll notice here the people on the sides, they're just
open to the air.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh, you're right. There's no high sides like they have
on the Texas Giant to keep you in or most
roller coasters that are more like a box. You're right.
This is more. This is more dangly, which is another
reason I'm not going on this damn thing.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, if you're a god, look at it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
If you're on on the edge, you don't even have
a foot rest.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh yeah, that's another reason I'm not going. There's no
lumbar support on this thing.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I'm gonna end up with sciatica and planner fasci itis
in addition to the whiplash I'm gonna get on this ride,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Don't forget soil bridges that too.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
If this ride doesn't come with diapers at the beginning,
I'm not getting on it.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I don't want everyone only what I did somewhere mid ride.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Just take your depends with you and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Mm hmmm, that's what they should call this thing, the soiler.
Would you get on it. Then yes, the incontentator the
shat storm actually got William Shatner's face on it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
She's sitting next to me.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh god, there you go. That's first date material right there.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Say baby, you want acre ride on this shatybe.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You like dating older guys. Here's what you have to
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Excellent job, Jerry, there goright a second, I messed up
screens here? All right? I need everyone to lean in
because we need to be here for a buddy trey. Okay,
is this the beginning of the end? For Trey and
his new girlfriend, because Trey just found out she's a napper.
(25:19):
A napper is bad.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
But had any We haven't even had any fights.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You say that, but you told me like it was
some grand revelation the other day. You're like, all right,
so I found something out about Brandy. Oh yeah, what's that?
She's a napper?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Oh you now? Well?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, she like she fell asleep. We had a nice Sunday.
She just I cook breakfast. She slept on the couch, Like,
you're not a napper, though I am not.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I wish I was.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Uh got a stint in morning radio. Would have been
a lot easier had I been able to be a napper.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I in a napper. I understand. Did you have her
like was she tired or was it just because it
was a lazy Sunday afternoon, Like was she missing out
on sleep from the night before or nights before? Because
that's a lot of times when I feel like I
could use a nap that or if it's a lazy
(26:23):
Sunday afternoon and I just happened to turn on some golf.
Oh just golf naps to me in my recliner. Oh
that's chef's kiss.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
That's the best I think she had.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
She had missed out on some sleep, and then it
was just kind of a lazy, lazy sunday.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So and you couldn't just try like because you said
she was on the couch, right, you didn't try to, like,
you know, get on the couch with her and maybe
have it to where her head's on one end of
the couch and your head's on the other, and you
got each other's feet next to each other, and you
(27:01):
just you just lay back and and then you just
kind of take a nap together, like we're gonna scissor.
Not like you're gonna nap tray scissors a different activity.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
He said, heads on each end. So it sounds like
we're trying to scissor.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Uh No, it's just a napping position, tray on a couch.
Why did you have to take it so dirty?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Well, I'm trying to figure out the logistics of that.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
And uh, there's no scissoring involved.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
It's just a nap.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Why do you got to make it? Also, you as
a dude, should not be attempting scissoring. That's just not
gonna end well for you.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh well, I'm just trying to figure out what you
were going with there. I never you know, I feel
like that's like the stepbrother's pose of napping.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, if you're two morons like they were in Step Brothers,
yes that would make sense. But maybe this is this
is my point. You Trey, are not a napper or
new girlfriend is a napper. These are two completely different
worlds from opposite sides of the train tracks, and your
worlds don't often collide. That was an unfortunate pun and
(28:11):
I didn't mean it. But since you're not a napper,
you don't understand you do don't understand the optimal couch
nap position for a couple. Jerry, you're a napper, you
know this. You didn't think of scissoring at first. You thought, yeah,
that's kind of your standard nap position for a couple.
Her head on one end, your head on the other,
(28:32):
your your legs and the feet. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, you can rub each other's feet a little bit
if you feel like it and just kind of hang out.
You can be on your phone, you can you know,
read the paper, you can watch a movie.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That standard couch nap positioning.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You know, I was, I sat on the couch, she
had her legs and like across my lap. I watched
some TV, watch some football red for a while. But
I don't know that I really want to take a
nap with her feet in my face or vice versa.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Vice versa. I certainly understand i'd be self conscious too. Okay,
so you're halfway there, you're seated, she's got her feet
on me, and that's good.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I'm just and then then it gave me she was napping.
I got work done, you know, it all worked out.
Do you and Tara do this very awkward position?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, we go to the bedroom and nap like weird,
like normal people.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well, and had I wanted to nap, I would have
been like, hey, let's go, you know, lay in bed,
watch TV.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
But it just happened. I cooked breakfast.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
And you're just sitting there and she just slept most
of the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
So how long was she asleep.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Off and on?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'd say she slept for a good four hours.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Whoa, yeah, Yeah, that's that's beyond napping. That's just that's
some hardcore sleep catchup right there. And that's also kind
of a compliment. That means she feels safe there. Mm hmm,
that's true, or that trade druged.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
No, it is gonna be quite entertaining though, because I
have been known to be a somewhat violent sleeper. I
thrash around everything else as as times going on, I
have very much mellowed in my sleep.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
She, however, is a thrasher.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
So I suspect sooner or later I am going to get,
you know, punched or kicked hard.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, you will. Get's gonna happen. And here's the thing,
even even if even if she's not typically at some
point she will because I got kicked this morning by
my wife and she's not typically a thrasher.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yes, she probably wouldn't sleep either.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, you're right, I'm assuming she was to kick me.
Oh no, I was having a running dream. Well, congratulations, Trey,
you found yourself a napper. The good news is when
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if you don't become a napper yourself, that means when
she's snapping, you can do anything you want. And that's
where you went.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Do you have some hints.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Just whatever hobbies you're into that she's not, that's the
time to do them. And if she's sleeping for four hours,
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Mallley along
with Trey Trenholm and Jerry called Well today. Thank you
for joining us inside the Treehouse Today we start with
some very exciting and stupid news something we know all
too well inside the Treehouse. So this is going to
(00:54):
sound like a euphemism, but it's not. It's on the
between beavers and nut huggers. More specifically, BUCkies is suing
underwear brand Nu huggers or copyright infringement. I don't know
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how familiar you are with how litigious BUCkies is, but
if you got a beaver in your logo, they're coming
for you. And this is solidifying that fact.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
They are the Metallica of convenience stores.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, BUCkies saw what Metallica did with Napster back in
the day and said, hold my beaver nuggets. Now, I
want you to look at the two logos here. So
you got the BUCkies logo, which is of course the
very iconic BUCkies roadstop logo. It's the yellow background with
the beaver smiling up into the left as if it
sees something amazing, maybe Jesus or a Bucki's and he's
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got his red hat. Then you've got the nut Hugger's logo,
which is a small Oklahoma based underwear business. The only
similarity is that it also uses a cartoon beaver in
its branding. The difference here is that the beaver looks
a little bit different and it's holding two acorns.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
See, I would not consider that to be a beaver.
I would consider that to be a squirrel.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You may be right, that's actually what it is. Thank
you for correcting me. This is how much Buggies Buggies.
This is how much BUCkies has brainwashed me. So this
is what makes this story even more extremes that BUCkies
is going after nut huggers and it's not even a
beaver that they're using in their artwork. It's a squirrel
(02:51):
holding two nuts. But BUCkies hasn't taken any of this
lying down. Like I said, if there's anything remotely similar
to a beaver in or on your company, they will
come after you because their attorneys mean business. I don't
know what their retainer is, but they're earning every penny.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let's see big eyes, buck teeth in a circle. That's
about all you got there.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
But the style is different. Now look, I am not
an attorney, I am not a copyright infringement expert, but
these two things do not seem closely related enough for
BUCkies to be going after Oklahoma nut Huggers, which, by
the way, that sounds more like a gay euphemism than
an underwear brand like gay hippie nut Hugger. Never mind,
(03:37):
you get the idea.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It'ds like a dirty sex act of some sort.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
BUCkies may be famous for its silly beaver themed logo,
but one thing that does not play around about is
protecting its assets. The travel stop is taking legal action
against the small Oklahoma based men's underwear brand dubbed Nu
Huggers Apparel for a lleged committing trademark infringement after the
underwear brand saw it's more most profitable sales month since
launching Nu Hugger's three year. Brand owner Jared Hewitt said
(04:09):
he got a hot and heavy letter from the BUCkies
legal team. I think Bucky sends out more seasoned desists
than it sells.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Jerky or beaver nuggets. I don't think this is a
case that they expect to win on merit. I think
this is something that they just expect to continue to
draw out until the other party can no longer afford it.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, and that's just stupid and unfortunately to leave the
little guys alone. They're just trying to sell some undies
out of Oklahoma. They're not They're not coming after the beaver.
Just knock it off.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And the truth matter is if if that company went
to BUCkies and was like, hey, can will you sell
our product? We'll put your logo on it, they'd probably
be like, oh, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh that's not a bad idea. Bring the brand in house.
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's what That's what BUCkies does. Like they find small,
small you know, manufacturers or a lot of the stuff
and they're like, yeah, we'll carry your stuff, but you
have to package it under the Buckies' logo.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Is it just me or is BUCkies turning into an
evil empire kind of situation.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
They have gone?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean you think about it, for decades, they were
a one stop shop, you know, off forty five.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Going to Houston.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I can't even think of the name of the town
and in the last I guess fifteen years, they have
become an evil empire.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, the beaver exploded. Not that trade surprise that that
a beaver turned evil.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Kind of what he likes At a certain point.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oregon State, you know, may take issue with them, like
we're the original beavers.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh, you're right, because I mean, look, first of the
party have some legal standing when it comes to these
types of things. Well, never to be outdone, the state
of Florida. The ultimate in headline alliteration threesome in Florida
(06:18):
fizzled when fists flew. I'd like to point out that
fly fisting is typically a two person maneuvers, so I'm
not surprised this did not work out. Fly fisting, I'm
glad you asked terre. Fly fisting is using emotion similar
to a fly fisher when fisting someone. Oh, thank you
(06:43):
Urban dictionary, Jerry. Do you know it by a different thing?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, I just thought that that was a fun way
of saying, you know, throwing hands.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Or oh like fighting. Yeah, well that's kind of how
this works, is what the old double entendre. After a
planned sexual threesome failed to materialize, a Florida woman became
angry and pummeled her boyfriend in the face, an alleged
attack witnessed by the woman who had been invited to
the couple's residents for some group sex. Now this is
(07:17):
my favorite part. Are you ready? According to investigators, Angel
Lynn Curl and her boyfriend invited a female friend to
their clear Water apartment Saturday night to engage in sexual activity. However,
the coitus plan was interrupted because police say all parties.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Declined participating in sexual activity.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
This is the.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Worst threesome I've ever heard of. I mean, they all
knew each other. I mean they were friends.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That got the boyfriend, you got the girlfriend, and like,
all right, tonight's and night, we're gonna get it. And
so they called their friend, who I'm assuming his name
is Crystal, and they invite her over and then she
gets over there. All three of them are like, man,
I'm good. But then for whatever reason, the girlfriend, whose
name again was Angel, decided to beat the crap out
of her boyfriend for some reason. And the police won't
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reveal the reason.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm gonna guess the boyfriend screwed up the threesome, and
you know, she's like just wailing on him. Going I
told you, just shut just shut up, no stupid dad jokes,
just shut up.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
The get satisfied.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah she does. There's so many assumptions here
to be made, the first of which is if if
the if the threesome ends in fisticuffs, then I'm assuming
it's because the guy paid too much attention to the
other girl, and and girl number one didn't like it,
(08:54):
and then things escalated, and that there you go. But
in this case, none of none of them, none of
them even got start.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I have a feeling two out of the three declined.
I think the woman who got violent probably still wanted
things to get on. But another way you expect that
that headline is if it's a two guys, one girl and.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Girl is.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Girl is paying more attention to the odd man out
than she is her man, and that's feelings might get hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, especially there's a really big reason she's another guy.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
No, no, no, I love you, baby, but it's just
that this one's new has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh God, bless Florida, oh Man. Following the sex declination,
Angel lugedly became angry and repeatedly struck the forty seven
year old victim in the face as he was seated
on the couple's living room couch, good old couch thrashing
the female invite. Police say watched Angel strike the boyfriend
in the face with a closed fist multiple times. After
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being read her rights, Angel denied hitting the man too late.
The judges ordered Angel to have no contact with the victim,
which I'm sure is going to be awkward since I
think they lived together.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Look, howey you two hands.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Speaking of two fists, no boy. When searching for fly
fisting on Urban Dictionary, this little gym comes up, the
flying Superman fist of pleasure. Are you ready, Trey? Yeah,
you needed the Momentright here we go the flying Superman
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fist of pleasure. When the woman is on the bed,
legs open for delivery and the male is on the
furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to
get into a superman pose with his head down and
his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed
to get a running start at superhuman speed and jump
fist first into the female's whap. The deeper the better.
(11:29):
Also used in an example, did you hear Becky had
to go to the hospital after David attempted the flying
Superman fist of pleasure.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Sorry, yeah, that's the equivalent of that high the high
dive into the little small pool.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
This was added to Urban Dictionary on June seventeenth, twenty
twenty one, a date which now lives in infamy and
another great story for the er staff. Oh yeah, or
(12:10):
just something for trading his new girlfriend to trade this weekend.
Tray's like no, no, no, I gave up running years.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Ago, faster than a speeding bullet.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's the game. We all know.
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I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but I'm
going to report it to you as if you have not.
Six Flags has unveiled the teaser for its new three
hundred and nine foot tall roller coaster, Tormento Rampaging Run,
(15:10):
which is set to be the world's tallest, fastest, and
longest dive coaster, was unveiled in a teaser by six
Flags over Texas. If the name Tormente Rampaging Run sounds familiar,
it's because that's what Trey is called at least two
of his girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Or what I've done when they got really pissed off
at me.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
It's fine line, it's probably just based on perspective. Uh,
this thing sounds like a This thing sounds like roller coaster,
nightmare fuel awesome. I'm glad you feel that way, Jerry,
because you are at an age where you know what,
actually doesn't matter your age. For me, it does. I
am at an age where I no longer enjoy the
(15:58):
roller coaster. I want nothing death defying in my life. Whatsoever.
I like safe and secure nowadays. I applaud you, though, Jerry,
that you throw caution to the wind and you hear
a roller coaster named Tormenta and you can't wait. Hell yeah, Tray,
What about you? Are you, despite the fact you've ridden
real life Tormentas, are you going to get on the
(16:20):
coaster version?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah? If I go to six Flags, I would get
on it.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Oh man, what happened? Dan? Why did you change your
mind about roller coasters? I just got older. I used
to love them as a kid. I got older and
it was something like around the age of thirty, and
things changed. Because when I was in my teens and twenties,
there were all sorts of things I was willing to
do if I had the opportunity. Skydive, sure, why not,
(16:51):
bungee jump? Yeah, let's do it. Roller coasters. Loved roller coasters.
I couldn't wait to be tall enough to ride roller coaster.
But then, like I said, it's just age, like something
happened around the age of thirty, and I just didn't
want to do anything that threw caution to the wind. Literally,
(17:11):
so roller coasters I'm now kind of a hard pass.
I'm definitely not ever going to try a bungee jumping now,
and I'm sure as hell not going to skydive. I
think the only way that I might skydive would be
if the Golden Knights, which is the US Army's elite
skydiving team. It's like the Thunderbirds or the Blue Angels
(17:34):
of skydiving. They might be the only ones I would
go with. I trust them. I wouldn't do it with
a bunch of Navy seals because those guys are just
e f and nuts and they'll know I'm not doing that.
They'll they'll do something to mess with me, and I'll
still I'll die from a heart attack. They'll get me
safely on the ground, but I'll die my heart dove.
So I think the Golden Knights would be my only
(17:56):
sweet spot there, but it is, It's just not for me.
And this ride, new from six Flags, seats eight riders across,
will have three cars in a train. A total of
twenty four riders will be on the ride at once.
This is themed after the Running of the Bulls in Spain.
It will elevate riders to a height of three hundred
(18:17):
and nine feet before plunging them in a ninety five
degree beyond vertical drop from a record breaking two hundred
and eighty five me. I can't say no hard enough
on last thing. It is breaking world records, six of
(18:38):
them in fact, and it's coming in twenty twenty six.
At three hundred and nine feet. Tormenta Rampaging Run is
the tallest dive coaster, which is apparently a thing. It's
no longer just a regular roller coaster. It's a dive coaster.
I guess it's because of the actual initial descent. The
initial drop off is at such an extreme angle. It's
called the dive, not a drop, right. You also don't
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hit it from the track. You get linked up into
a thing and then it rotates you so that you're
facing down like this, and then it just lets you
go Nope, not gonna do it. At two hundred and
eighty five feet, it's the highest ninety five degree beyond
vertical drop. That's what you were just describing. Jerry at
eighty seven miles per hour. It's the fastest dive coaster,
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two hundred and eighteen feet, the highest Immelman inversion. I
don't even know what or who that is, but I
guarantee you he's nuts. And then at one hundred and
seventy nine feet the tallest vertical coaster loop. And then
four one hundred and ninety nine feet the longest dive coaster.
Six world records coming to Arlington's Six Flags over Texas
(19:46):
in twenty twenty six Tormento Rampaging Run. It is almost
a mile long. No, for those of you that are
listening to the Treehouse Show on your favorite audio platform,
number one, thank you. Number two, we're going to experience
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together the POV ride on Tormente on our Treehouse Superplus
episode sixty two. So just a quick little tidbit there.
If you want to see us witness that virtually, that'll
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going back to the world records, here is a computer
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generated image of people on the coaster going down that
vertical drop, their little computer, people sitting in the cars,
legs dangling and about to go over the brink. That
thing is frightening to look at. It's got so many
twists and turns and curves and loops and drops. It
really does look like the roller coaster version of one
(20:55):
of Trey's ex girlfriends. And if you fall off, you
go straight into the parking lot below, so you'll get
to your car quicker. That looks absolutely amaze balls. I
am scared, full disclosure. Before, before I decided whether or
(21:19):
not we should watch the POV thing together, you know
on Patreon, I watched like the first ten seconds and
I had to stop. That's just virtual reality. I couldn't
do it. That's how bad I am with the roller coasters.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think the thing that surprises me more than anything
is that eight people across, because normally you think of
roller coaster as you're in like you know, two by
two type thing.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a reason for it, scientifically, mathematically,
just physics. Maybe I don't know what that is. Maybe
it's so that way you have more hands to hold.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I just it's it's an open train concept. It makes you,
you know, it's to inspire more adrenaline.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Uh more.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Fear because you're not encased inside of like a solid
train or anything with a wall on you. Because if
you'll notice here the people on the sides, they're just
open to the air.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh, you're right. There's no high sides like they have
on the Texas Giant to keep you in or most
roller coasters that are more like a box. You're right.
This is more. This is more dangly, which is another
reason I'm not going on this damn thing.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yeah, if you're a god, look at it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
If you're on on the edge, you don't even have
a foot rest.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Oh yeah, that's another reason I'm not going. There's no
lumbar support on this thing.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I'm gonna end up with sciatica and planner fasci itis
in addition to the whiplash I'm gonna get on this ride,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Don't forget soil bridges that too.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
If this ride doesn't come with diapers at the beginning,
I'm not getting on it.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I don't want everyone only what I did somewhere mid ride.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Just take your depends with you and you'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Mm hmmm, that's what they should call this thing, the soiler.
Would you get on it. Then yes, the incontentator the
shat storm actually got William Shatner's face on it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
She's sitting next to me.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh god, there you go. That's first date material right there.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Say baby, you want acre ride on this shatybe.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You like dating older guys. Here's what you have to
look forward to.
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Speaker 2 (24:53):
Excellent job, Jerry, there goright a second, I messed up
screens here? All right? I need everyone to lean in
because we need to be here for a buddy trey. Okay,
is this the beginning of the end? For Trey and
his new girlfriend, because Trey just found out she's a napper.
(25:19):
A napper is bad.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
But had any We haven't even had any fights.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You say that, but you told me like it was
some grand revelation the other day. You're like, all right,
so I found something out about Brandy. Oh yeah, what's that?
She's a napper?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Oh you now? Well?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, she like she fell asleep. We had a nice Sunday.
She just I cook breakfast. She slept on the couch, Like,
you're not a napper, though I am not.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I wish I was.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Uh got a stint in morning radio. Would have been
a lot easier had I been able to be a napper.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I in a napper. I understand. Did you have her
like was she tired or was it just because it
was a lazy Sunday afternoon, Like was she missing out
on sleep from the night before or nights before? Because
that's a lot of times when I feel like I
could use a nap that or if it's a lazy
(26:23):
Sunday afternoon and I just happened to turn on some golf.
Oh just golf naps to me in my recliner. Oh
that's chef's kiss.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
That's the best I think she had.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
She had missed out on some sleep, and then it
was just kind of a lazy, lazy sunday.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
So and you couldn't just try like because you said
she was on the couch, right, you didn't try to, like,
you know, get on the couch with her and maybe
have it to where her head's on one end of
the couch and your head's on the other, and you
got each other's feet next to each other, and you
(27:01):
just you just lay back and and then you just
kind of take a nap together, like we're gonna scissor.
Not like you're gonna nap tray scissors a different activity.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
He said, heads on each end. So it sounds like
we're trying to scissor.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Uh No, it's just a napping position, tray on a couch.
Why did you have to take it so dirty?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Well, I'm trying to figure out the logistics of that.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
And uh, there's no scissoring involved.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
It's just a nap.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Why do you got to make it? Also, you as
a dude, should not be attempting scissoring. That's just not
gonna end well for you.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh well, I'm just trying to figure out what you
were going with there. I never you know, I feel
like that's like the stepbrother's pose of napping.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, if you're two morons like they were in Step Brothers,
yes that would make sense. But maybe this is this
is my point. You Trey, are not a napper or
new girlfriend is a napper. These are two completely different
worlds from opposite sides of the train tracks, and your
worlds don't often collide. That was an unfortunate pun and
(28:11):
I didn't mean it. But since you're not a napper,
you don't understand you do don't understand the optimal couch
nap position for a couple. Jerry, you're a napper, you
know this. You didn't think of scissoring at first. You thought, yeah,
that's kind of your standard nap position for a couple.
Her head on one end, your head on the other,
(28:32):
your your legs and the feet. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, you can rub each other's feet a little bit
if you feel like it and just kind of hang out.
You can be on your phone, you can you know,
read the paper, you can watch a movie.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That standard couch nap positioning.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You know, I was, I sat on the couch, she
had her legs and like across my lap. I watched
some TV, watch some football red for a while. But
I don't know that I really want to take a
nap with her feet in my face or vice versa.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Vice versa. I certainly understand i'd be self conscious too. Okay,
so you're halfway there, you're seated, she's got her feet
on me, and that's good.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I'm just and then then it gave me she was napping.
I got work done, you know, it all worked out.
Do you and Tara do this very awkward position?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
No, we go to the bedroom and nap like weird,
like normal people.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Well, and had I wanted to nap, I would have
been like, hey, let's go, you know, lay in bed,
watch TV.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
But it just happened. I cooked breakfast.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
And you're just sitting there and she just slept most
of the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
So how long was she asleep.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Off and on?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'd say she slept for a good four hours.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Whoa, yeah, Yeah, that's that's beyond napping. That's just that's
some hardcore sleep catchup right there. And that's also kind
of a compliment. That means she feels safe there. Mm hmm,
that's true, or that trade druged.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
No, it is gonna be quite entertaining though, because I
have been known to be a somewhat violent sleeper. I
thrash around everything else as as times going on, I
have very much mellowed in my sleep.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
She, however, is a thrasher.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
So I suspect sooner or later I am going to get,
you know, punched or kicked hard.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, you will. Get's gonna happen. And here's the thing,
even even if even if she's not typically at some
point she will because I got kicked this morning by
my wife and she's not typically a thrasher.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yes, she probably wouldn't sleep either.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, you're right, I'm assuming she was to kick me.
Oh no, I was having a running dream. Well, congratulations, Trey,
you found yourself a napper. The good news is when
(31:15):
if you don't become a napper yourself, that means when
she's snapping, you can do anything you want. And that's
where you went.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Do you have some hints.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Just whatever hobbies you're into that she's not, that's the
time to do them. And if she's sleeping for four hours,
that's a round of golf. Buddy yea for all things
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