August 12, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley. I'm Dan
O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday,
August twelfth, twenty twenty five. Mississippi is burning with STDs,
(00:50):
not the not the other kind of burning that we're
used to, although maybe you might be used to it otherwise.
In an alarming case of STDs are burning up the
state of Mississippi. Or has TMZ put it beautifully, Mississippi's
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going through a bumpy time lately. Mississippi, already struggling with
sky high rates of gonorrhea, chlamydia, and HIV, has just
dropped a jaw dropping stat roughly twelve hundred cases per
one hundred thousand people. To put that into perspective, that's
(01:33):
at least one person in a room of one hundred
Mississippians walking around with an STD or infection. HM. So
keep that in mind if you're cruis into Mississippi for
some strange I don't know, it's just it's something to
be aware. I mean, it's bad enough to have like
a really poor literacy rate, but then also the STD.
(01:56):
I mean, the state's really in trouble there. I think
they can go hand in hand intended Well, yeah, because
if you can't read, you're probably not going to read
too many STD pamphlets.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, you're probably not using condoms.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Whether but literacy rate aside, this is one of those
things that still, for lack of a better term, pops
up on occasion, and I'm always surprised by it. It's like,
we keep having these cyclical rising of STD rates in
various places, and it's like, what, at a certain point
(02:35):
you just rip everything off and just go at it
till everyone carries everything and it doesn't matter anymore, because
that's kind of the route we seem to be taking.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I still think it goes back to when we were
like going through puberty and our teams everything else. AIDS
was new and it was a big deal, and condoms
were you know, absolutely you heard nothing but use condoms.
Use condoms. I mean not to means not getting someone pregnant.
(03:05):
But they've now basically they have a cured AIDS. But
it's not lethal like it used to be. I mean,
it is something is manageable you can live with. I mean,
basically it stays with at HIV and really doesn't seem
to develop. They've able to suppress it before it develops
into AIDS and magic.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Johnson has been the embodiment of that and honestly and
honestly one of the few people on this planet that
has earned his nickname for two different reasons.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, probably money and access to y know, European research.
But I really do think it's I'm not even blaming
gen Z for this, It's not their fault. But for
the most part, they look at everything it's curable, like
(03:57):
there's nothing. We grew up with the notion that if
you know, you could die. H Yeah, and they don't
have that, you know anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's true. That's an excellent point that that additional layer
of fear probably plays a huge part in this. I mean,
maybe what go ahead.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's why I always understood nursing home rates from going
through the roof. They don't care if they die.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It doesn't matter. It already burns when they pee, so
you know, I mean their idea of four players are
moving the catheter so I mean and the teeth well hot,
uh but yeah, I mean you're right, man. Without that
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fear factor that that probably does play a massive part.
And part of the thing I've always thought about with
STD stuff is what you have to do for the
test to find out that you've got one, and then
whatever the I guess remedy is because I've always heard,
(05:12):
you know, from my dad and older friends about how
certain STD tests are not very pleasant because they'll basically
take a Q tip and swab swab and swab on
a man a place that you're not used to having
things go in right, and just hearing that and thinking
about what type of pain, discomfort, awkward moments as you
(05:39):
look down at whoever is administering that test and be like, okay,
I'm ready that right, there would probably be a good
detern Put that in the pamphlet.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, Also the burning pea and the oozing that should
also be in the pamphlet as well. The oozing, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Or like like that. Flight. I had a few weeks
back where the lady was perusing the Dermatology Journal and
she was looking at she was looking at the Wiener sores,
telling you you're right, Trey, it's the fear part. I mean,
granted you may not die from it, but you're gonna
end up in one of these journals and I'm going
to see it on a plane from the big front
(06:19):
seat on Spirit Airlines and that's not part of the package.
I paid for it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But there's also somebody that's sleeping with these people that
sees all the sees the same things. They see the oozing,
they see the sores, and they're like, still want that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh man, that's I don't know. That's that's an interesting question.
I mean, I've known, I do know people in the
medical field, but they don't they don't work within that specialty.
But it does beg the question. I mean, if that's
your day job, is that what you want to be
faced with at nighttime too? Or maybe you're just relieved
(07:02):
it's a clean one, kind of like a dentist.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Something they're being faced with it. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
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more on Mississippi's STD problem, and then I'm going to
find an awkward segue into something more delightful, So so
(10:29):
brace yourselves for that. Okay. According to this report about
the astounding STD rates in Mississippi, congenital syphilis is spiraling
so wildly out of control in Mississippi that it's officially
been declared an epidemic, an epidemic by the CDC. Also,
(10:52):
it's not just that mississippis also ranked third for a
primary and secondary syphilis, something I didn't even know was
a thing. I didn't know there was a one and
the two one syphilis. But here we are also fifth
for gone rhea and second for chlamydia. So really just
(11:12):
just sweeping the metal stand. They're a good job, Mississippi.
I mean, if you're gonna if you're gonna be bad,
you might as well be the best bad.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Right, Yeah, I mean I don't I don't know how
that happens. I don't know how. The people are just
continuously having sex with people that have STDs over and
over and over again, is what the the issue is.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And yeah, I mean if it's congenital, that means there
are women who have untreated syphilis giving birth, which, yeah,
I feel like maybe maybe the doctors Misissippi do need
to take a one eyed approach and now inspecting its
a little better.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
The world's worst kind of collu the Journal of Mississippi Medicine.
We could do better. I think that's the state motto,
free monocles for they're not bond villains. Mississippi may not
(12:21):
have the funding for actual, you know, microscopes. You just
gotta if you're If you go to Mississippi for an
STD test and the doctor walks in dressed like the
monopoly man, you gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
All these doctors are just PhDs. They're not even doctors.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
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How?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Uh? What what kind of dog is she?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Again?
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Pitbull? Lab? Oh? Yeah, yeah, she she ain't staying small
for long. So have you officially decided to keep her
yet or are you going to still just foster and
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Speaker 2 (13:15):
Home for No, we're gonna we're gonna keep her. Oh
that's yeah, we're gonna keep you there she is. Yep,
we're gonna keep her.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well, congratulations on on the new dog. Thank you. I'm
wondering since you are single as Trey is, and I
recommended to Trey the other day that when he goes
to his Dity Trail event on Thursday, that he brings Daisy,
his three pound HuaHua, and just put her in a
little pat poots on his chest and then that way
(13:45):
he can break in all the phone numbers. M hm,
maybe you take Grayson go with him. Uh she h.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
She stops traffic. She's she's really good, but she's very jealous.
I've never had a girl dog. I've always had boy dogs,
and she gets super jealous. So this lady stopped the
other day and smoke show of a lady stopped and
got out of her car and she's like, that is
the sweetest. She got in between me and that lady
and just sat there and wouldn't let that. I'm a hugger,
(14:15):
and I was like, thank you so much, and I
wanted to give a hug and Grace was like, Nope,
absolutely not, and go and kind of pushed her back
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, you're gonna have to train that out of her,
because she's got learned that that daddy's got needs and
if anything, she should be assisting in those needs departments.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
When she was I mean a couple of weeks ago,
when she was a little bitty she she did she
helped out in that. She was very sweet with the ladies.
Now it's a very it's a very jealous thing. And
I didn't know if that's just a girl dog thing.
I've never had a girl dog.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Now, you want a panty dropper, not a sea blocker.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's just good life advice. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, everybody loves her, but she just when it comes
to the ladies, she's like, nope, this is my dude.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah you got to fix that. Yeah, sure, for sure
she's doing it now. I mean because Trade just dropped
a knowledge bomb on all of us, and you need
to embrace it. Yeah, you need to ride that. You
need to ride that knowledge bomb. Like slim pickens like,
we'll find you a place to get some training for
the dog or something. So that way, if nothing else,
(15:27):
the dog knows to help you in the romance department,
not hurt you and also not too t under rut.
Oh maybe she's like, you know this isn't the right lady.
She could have that. You know that little insight.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I mean, Roger, what you need to do is carry
around treats and when boobs approach, give her a treat.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The boobs or the dog. You're pick yeah.
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you do. All right. This story is truly disturbing on many, many, many,
many levels. A Texas man was arrested after wearing only
a diaper and saying Googo gaga at little girls. What Yeah?
(17:08):
A man from white House, Texas is accused of approaching
two young girls near an East Texas school while wearing
a diaper and yelling, googo gaga, I need a diaper change.
That's according to the police report. He's forty five. His
name is Wesley Worrel and he was booked into the
Smith County Jail last Thursday on charges of solicitation of
a minor and criminal trespass. Wow. That's right, outside of
(17:34):
Tyler there were white houses. Yeah, yep, yep. This is
not his first run in with the law. He has
a little bit of a history of acting like this,
and it is interesting because it says the type of behavior,
this type of hate Jesus, This type of behavior for
him dates back to nineteen ninety nine. Over the years,
(17:56):
he's committed similar acts including publican decency where a diaper
in public, and stalking his ex girlfriend. This guy's a
real winner. He was once prohibited from visiting any parks
within the city of Tyler. Wow. And police say he
does have, in case you couldn't figure it out, a
fetish of wearing a diaper and has been known to
(18:18):
do this obviously for a long time since he's been arrested.
He was later booked into the Smith County Jail on
bonds totaling six hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Nice, that's a lot of that's a lot of pampers,
it's a lot of formula. But when they arrested him,
was he still just in the diaper? So that's how
he had to go to jail.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't I don't know, because in his mugshot he's
just you know, he's just wearing a T shirt, which
is while keeping in mind, this is a horrible thing, right,
should not be doing this. It's very bad, yes, But
(19:04):
the only thing missing from his mugshot, You're right, Raj,
would be if he was actually still wearing the baby
bonnet and maybe a little passy.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Maybe they just gave him the teeth like from the
Lost and Found, gave him a T shirt for the mugshot.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Honestly, they may have. They may have taken it off
because maybe they have to do that because since it'll
possibly be entered in as court evidence, they can't have
him wearing you know, the bonditt Oh oh yeah, look
at that face. Yeah, Oh my lord, I mean who
wouldn't want to hold that cuddly baby. I mean forty
(19:43):
five year old man with big baby ears and a
big bald baby head and a Honestly, he looks like
a grumpy baby, probably because they took his passy.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It looks like Elmer fuzz in bred cousin.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's a lot of four or a five head. I
don't know what you call.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It, but that's a lot trey. I think you nailed that.
Really does look like Elmer Fudd's in bred cousin, the
one that Elmer doesn't even like to see on holidays,
Like you're the embarrassment of the family. Elmer hates that
you're a fud. It's it's a diaper season. I'm officially
(20:27):
changing his name to Fudd. H Wesley Fudd, forty five,
booked into the Smith County jail for dressing like a
baby and saying go ga ga that children there we
go now it's official.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
And he needed a diaper change. So is he living
up to the park? Does he go in the diaper?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Dude? Those are questions. Those are questions I do not
have the answers to.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You know, we gotta we gotta keep track of the
story and see where it goes.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I know where it's going. It's going to prison.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, at least you know he's going to have an
unlimited supply of pacifiers moving forward.
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Slash Treehouse on Air. Subscribe to More Treehouse today. Paraphilic infantilism,
also known as adult baby is a form of age
play that involves role playing a regression to an infant
like state. So that's what Wesley Fud, who was just
(22:24):
a risk who was just arrested last week outside of
Tyler going around dressed as a baby saying Goo Goo
gaga at kids, was arrested for it. So yeah, Trey,
that's the official name for it. I believe paraphilic infantilism.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, there was that show Taboo, and I saw one
of those episodes where it was a young lady and
that's her thing. She fully functional, like, has a day job,
does her thing, comes home and she has a crib,
she has, you know, her stuffed animals and all that stuff.
That's just what she does when she gets home.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
If you know, mister Rogers put on his cardigan and slippers.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
She puts on a onesie. H And what happens, like
this is how my brain works. What happens like you
meet a girl, right, you're out meet a girl, the
date goes really well, you know, you're outside, she's like, hey,
do you want to come in? You go in and
there's a full it's just a crib and a and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Then like, what do you do? Well, here's the thing,
because if you're a guy, you're probably terrified that she
didn't tell you she's got a kid. But what you
don't realize is it's about to get worse.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
It's one of the few times she's gonna call you
daddy and you run.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's how hot anymore? Is it? Because she needs to
be changed? Yep? And she might she might want to
go to college someday they get that point in the date,
you really can you start you start wondering how far
(24:05):
away is the closest fire station you're gonna drop her off?
We don't want this. What's that is that they take her? Well,
they might be like, all right, it is Tuesday inside
the treehouse. That means it is time for treehouse talkbacks.
(24:27):
Here we go treehouse talkback for today. We start with Haley.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Hey, guys, it's Haley throw back to the fighter jets
that had bathrooms and snacks.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
They really need to go to bucket sponsorship for those guys.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Talk to you later. Have a great one.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
It's an excellent point. I mean, that's that's a few
weeks back we were talking about the Iran bombing and
all the cool snacks they had on board to B
fifty two's, including coolers and a microwave. That makes sense.
I mean, the government right now is really big into
you know, non traditional revenue. So why not do a
little Bucky sponsorship for the air Force Because on some
of those long haul flights it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Just just dropping beaver nuggets.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I would pay money if they took a picture in
one of the fighter pilots, you know of the B
fifty two pilots that they're both in like BUCkies gear. Yeah,
as they're dropping the bomb.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah yeah, Beaver one, Beaver two. And then on top
of that, when the refueling plane shows up, obviously that's
got the BUCkies branding on it, and it drops down,
you get the good BUCkies gas, and then BUCkies can
install a really nice bathroom inside those BE fifty twos.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You also get one Bucket's attendant that comes with it,
so he just cleans the bathroom every now and again.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's nice, but he has classified clearance because he has to.
As they're eating a brisket sandwich. That'd be a great
job man, that'd be the BUCkies B fifty two bathroom attended.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'll make this Indian guy want to enlist.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Thank you, Hayley. It's a great idea. Oh I forgot
she had the ending. Yeah, calculator, have a great one.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
Uh Hey, guys, it's Diego that's got done. Listening to
your August fifth episode and y'all talked about what would
y'all do Either have West Martin kim over and haunt
y'all or watch Dan's movies, just wondering, who do you
(26:34):
all have.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
To come back and haunt y'all in a good way?
That's out of curiosity. Thanks, all right, who would you
want to have come back to haunt you, haunt me
or visit It's the same thing, really, because he said
haunt in a good way, So really, I mean it's Oh,
I would, I would my parents? Yeah, yeah, I'm going
(26:58):
with my dad.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, that would be nice just to sit and chat
see what they have to say.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
What's on the other side, So what you've been doing?
Is there Indian food?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Like? Yeah, how's the buffet in heaven?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
That's the thing that's all My dad ate was Taco
bell or Indian food, So I hope there's one of
those on the other side.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Otherwise that man is gonna be very hungry. That's where
I've always liked, because you know, Heaven has been portrayed
in a few different forms in film and television throughout
our history, and one of my favorites has always been
in the Robin Williams movie What Dreams May Come? Oh yeah,
And part of that is there's a central heaven that's
sort of the heaven everyone knows it's renaissancey looking, and
(27:47):
that's sort of the central heaven. And then there's also
like your little corner of heaven that is yours, and
it's what makes you happy for eternity kind of thing.
That's that's what I hope heaven it's like, because then, Raj,
that little slice of heaven for a year, Dad really
would be full of taco bell and Indian food.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
That would be awesome. I would go, I'd be there
every day.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And mine, I think only second to my dad would
be all of my pets.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, all right, next time.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Hey, it's Joel. I was in the grocery store the
other day and I bumped into Jerry, went up to
him and introduced myself and said, Hi, I'm a fan
of the podcast and everything, and I noticed he had
an armful of groceries. And I'm just wondering, is it
(28:45):
anytime you've been in the grocery store without a basket
or cart that you didn't end up with an armful
of groceries? Because I'm like thinking, every time, did I
don't get a card a basket? I end up the
(29:07):
same way.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Thank you, Joel, I don't really have anything further to
add on on Jeel's situation. It's it's un Yeah, yeah,
but I'm always I've always had a basket. Uh, then
I use it. Yes, good luck, Joel. We're pulling for you.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Hey, guys, Uh, this is Craig from Lewisville a long time,
first time. On Wednesday last week you talked about the
guy in Romania who stopped to feed a bear.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
First off, are they still giving out Darwin Awards? Not
only is this a candidate, this has to be a winner?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, Greg, they still do the Darwin Awards every single year. Ye.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
And second off, I had man getting eaten by bear
on my Bengo card. The stupidity is implied.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Do I win this?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Do I get to call Bengo?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yes, you do. And also for those that don't know,
with the man that got eaten by the bear in
Romania also made the noise right before it chomped down
on his face.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And for the d Awards, that would be that would
be in the Hall of fame, right.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, I think I think that's the first ballot hall
of Fame for Dartwin.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Word.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You're right, that's the Luke.
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here inside the Treehouse. Today is Tuesday, August twelfth, twenty
twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Model turned
(31:36):
actress Karen DeLavigne is thirty three today. She played Alice
Banks in Only Murders in the Building, also Enchantress in
the First In the first Suicide Squad movie, Casey Affleck,
Ben Affleck's little brother is fifty. What an oscar for
Manchester by the Sea, which is kind of think about it.
(31:57):
Gotta be some proud parents having a two kids both
having won an oscar. That's got to be a good feeling.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
In Casey can stay out of rehabit looks like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Say the same thing. He does seem to have a
leg up on older brother Ben.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
You don't have to marry Jennifer Lopez twice.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yvette Nicole Brown is fifty four. She played Shirley Bennett
on Community. She was also Helen on Drake and Josh.
She was also she had a small role in Avengers Endgame.
She was the one in the elevator with Iron Man
and Captain America when they're going back to the military
(32:38):
base to try to get one of the Infinity Stones.
She's the one that calls security on him because one
of them looked like a beat Nick. So she is
fifty four to a happy birthday to her tennis legend.
Pete Sampras is fifty four today. Not only did he
land numerous tennis titles, but he also landed Bridget Wilson,
(33:00):
who was the who was happy Gilmore, No, not happy Gilmore.
Billy Madison's teacher in Billy Madison, Gotcha Yeah. Peter Krauz
had turned sixty. He had a hell of a career
on television. He was Captain Nash on Nine to one one,
Nate Fisher on Six Feet Under All the Way Back Then,
(33:22):
and Adam Braverman on Parenthood and Trey and I will
remember him as one half of the anchors on the
short lived but spectacular show Sports Night. Love that show,
Gotta love that show.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, yeah, I'll always contend if Robert Gillon doesn't have
a stroke, that show probably makes it a few more seasons.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh yeah, true that and there was there was a huge,
huge contention between ABC and Aaron Sorkin, who was the writer, creator, director, director,
but the writer creator of that show. In addition to
west Wing and a few good men, he was the
creative force behind Sports Night. And when you go back,
if you if you've never gone back and watched Sports Night,
(34:06):
do it one because it's a really good show and
it's got a killer cast. Yeah. But it's interesting because
you can see the network at play, trying to take
control over certain things, because you can tell by the
laugh tracks and how unnatural it is. Like at one
point there is no laugh track, and then the network
(34:27):
thinks the show was too smart for people, so it
needs a laugh track. So the dumbs know how, no
whin to laugh the dumbs. That's my new thing. I
like it, the pores the dumbs, yea yeah, So and
then it's really unfortunate and then it kind of goes
(34:48):
back and forth. So it's like because of so it's
like the Robert Gillon thing, you're right, Tray. And also
it's sort of a masterclass and what not to do
when it comes to network meddling. Leave this man and
his crew alone. Let him cook, as they say. Yeah,
because right after Sports Night, after they killed sports Son,
(35:08):
he's like, all right, fine, then he did West Wing. Yeah,
I should have left him alone. ABC, NBC left him alone,
and look what happened. I know other birthdays today, sir,
mix a lot our o paser mix a lot is
sixty two today. Wow. Yeah, one of the not the first,
but one of the most notable guests to change his
(35:29):
phone number after Russ used it too many times.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I can't even he changed his phone number once a month,
he really did.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I mean, it's those big butts, that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It really was. It was so hard to get a
hold of that man. Whenever we were trying to get
him on the show. Oh, voicemail was always full.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah, wasn't he the one?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
He was?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Also, he wouldn't fly if I remember that correctly?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Correct? Yeah, yeah, because we tried to get him in
town for a white trash party and he's like, I
don't fly, and I don't think anyone wanted to go
get him because he lived in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, so does like the trains and buses. Wow, okay,
that'll kill a career.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I mean, I mean look, I mean even as a producer,
I think for the most part, people had to go
to him.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh wow, interesting, I didn't know that. That's a cool
little fun fact.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, this Treehouse is full of things like that, of course,
fun facts.
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a couple more talkbacks left inside the Treehouse or here
we go. We will finish up with Jasmine and James.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
I want to know if it counts as waffle stomping.
It's that little piece of soap that you can't quite
merge into the new bar and make it one, so
it ends up in little pieces on the train if
you stop that down the train. It's just that.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
No, I'm I'm more troubled about the fact that you
want credit for waffle stomping, Like I don't think. I
don't think you want to be confused with waffle stomping.
Purists still use.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Bar soaps that.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I use bar soap.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
But she wants to make sure she's not a waffle stomper.
She's not trying to get credit. She's like, I'm not gross.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
IM well, no, I think she it. To me, it
sounds like she wants credit for it because she's like,
does it count? Like to me, it's like, just you.
The the word she's using there makes it sound like
she's wanting the label as of waffle stomper.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Or maybe she told somebody that she waffles stomps and then.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
And she's like, oh no, no, no, no, I mean soap,
And it's.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Like yeah, yeah, no, soap doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Turns out we're all waffle stomping purists in the treehouse.
It's it's poop or poop or nothing.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Hey, guys, James here. Just heard y'all talking about the
Russ ghosts or movie date with Dan. I'll take Russ's
ghost and then, like an old.
Speaker 12 (39:56):
School like what's his name? Important name, Jamie right, did
Spook leave and as it should be done?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
And he drove off a cliff like tunes, which, by
the way, if I ever accidentally drive off a cliff,
you will know the last words of out of my
mouth will be ooh. You too could leave us a
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here inside the Treehouse.
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley. I'm Dan
O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday,
August twelfth, twenty twenty five. Mississippi is burning with STDs,
(00:50):
not the not the other kind of burning that we're
used to, although maybe you might be used to it otherwise.
In an alarming case of STDs are burning up the
state of Mississippi. Or has TMZ put it beautifully, Mississippi's
(01:11):
going through a bumpy time lately. Mississippi, already struggling with
sky high rates of gonorrhea, chlamydia, and HIV, has just
dropped a jaw dropping stat roughly twelve hundred cases per
one hundred thousand people. To put that into perspective, that's
(01:33):
at least one person in a room of one hundred
Mississippians walking around with an STD or infection. HM. So
keep that in mind if you're cruis into Mississippi for
some strange I don't know, it's just it's something to
be aware. I mean, it's bad enough to have like
a really poor literacy rate, but then also the STD.
(01:56):
I mean, the state's really in trouble there. I think
they can go hand in hand intended Well, yeah, because
if you can't read, you're probably not going to read
too many STD pamphlets.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, you're probably not using condoms.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Whether but literacy rate aside, this is one of those
things that still, for lack of a better term, pops
up on occasion, and I'm always surprised by it. It's like,
we keep having these cyclical rising of STD rates in
various places, and it's like, what, at a certain point
(02:35):
you just rip everything off and just go at it
till everyone carries everything and it doesn't matter anymore, because
that's kind of the route we seem to be taking.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I still think it goes back to when we were
like going through puberty and our teams everything else. AIDS
was new and it was a big deal, and condoms
were you know, absolutely you heard nothing but use condoms.
Use condoms. I mean not to means not getting someone pregnant.
(03:05):
But they've now basically they have a cured AIDS. But
it's not lethal like it used to be. I mean,
it is something is manageable you can live with. I mean,
basically it stays with at HIV and really doesn't seem
to develop. They've able to suppress it before it develops
into AIDS and magic.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Johnson has been the embodiment of that and honestly and
honestly one of the few people on this planet that
has earned his nickname for two different reasons.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, probably money and access to y know, European research.
But I really do think it's I'm not even blaming
gen Z for this, It's not their fault. But for
the most part, they look at everything it's curable, like
(03:57):
there's nothing. We grew up with the notion that if
you know, you could die. H Yeah, and they don't
have that, you know anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's true. That's an excellent point that that additional layer
of fear probably plays a huge part in this. I mean,
maybe what go ahead.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's why I always understood nursing home rates from going
through the roof. They don't care if they die.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It doesn't matter. It already burns when they pee, so
you know, I mean their idea of four players are
moving the catheter so I mean and the teeth well hot,
uh but yeah, I mean you're right, man. Without that
(04:52):
fear factor that that probably does play a massive part.
And part of the thing I've always thought about with
STD stuff is what you have to do for the
test to find out that you've got one, and then
whatever the I guess remedy is because I've always heard,
(05:12):
you know, from my dad and older friends about how
certain STD tests are not very pleasant because they'll basically
take a Q tip and swab swab and swab on
a man a place that you're not used to having
things go in right, and just hearing that and thinking
about what type of pain, discomfort, awkward moments as you
(05:39):
look down at whoever is administering that test and be like, okay,
I'm ready that right, there would probably be a good
detern Put that in the pamphlet.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, Also the burning pea and the oozing that should
also be in the pamphlet as well. The oozing, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Or like like that. Flight. I had a few weeks
back where the lady was perusing the Dermatology Journal and
she was looking at she was looking at the Wiener sores,
telling you you're right, Trey, it's the fear part. I mean,
granted you may not die from it, but you're gonna
end up in one of these journals and I'm going
to see it on a plane from the big front
(06:19):
seat on Spirit Airlines and that's not part of the package.
I paid for it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But there's also somebody that's sleeping with these people that
sees all the sees the same things. They see the oozing,
they see the sores, and they're like, still want that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Oh man, that's I don't know. That's that's an interesting question.
I mean, I've known, I do know people in the
medical field, but they don't they don't work within that specialty.
But it does beg the question. I mean, if that's
your day job, is that what you want to be
faced with at nighttime too? Or maybe you're just relieved
(07:02):
it's a clean one, kind of like a dentist.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Something they're being faced with it. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
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not too shabby as it is. Just a little bit
more on Mississippi's STD problem, and then I'm going to
find an awkward segue into something more delightful, So so
(10:29):
brace yourselves for that. Okay. According to this report about
the astounding STD rates in Mississippi, congenital syphilis is spiraling
so wildly out of control in Mississippi that it's officially
been declared an epidemic, an epidemic by the CDC. Also,
(10:52):
it's not just that mississippis also ranked third for a
primary and secondary syphilis, something I didn't even know was
a thing. I didn't know there was a one and
the two one syphilis. But here we are also fifth
for gone rhea and second for chlamydia. So really just
(11:12):
just sweeping the metal stand. They're a good job, Mississippi.
I mean, if you're gonna if you're gonna be bad,
you might as well be the best bad.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Right, Yeah, I mean I don't I don't know how
that happens. I don't know how. The people are just
continuously having sex with people that have STDs over and
over and over again, is what the the issue is.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And yeah, I mean if it's congenital, that means there
are women who have untreated syphilis giving birth, which, yeah,
I feel like maybe maybe the doctors Misissippi do need
to take a one eyed approach and now inspecting its
a little better.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
The world's worst kind of collu the Journal of Mississippi Medicine.
We could do better. I think that's the state motto,
free monocles for they're not bond villains. Mississippi may not
(12:21):
have the funding for actual, you know, microscopes. You just
gotta if you're If you go to Mississippi for an
STD test and the doctor walks in dressed like the
monopoly man, you gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
All these doctors are just PhDs. They're not even doctors.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
All right, here's the awkward segue. Uh, how's your puppy doing?
She's doing good, she's right here, she's right here. Little grays?
Have you not little anymore? Oh? Really?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
How?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Uh? What what kind of dog is she?
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Again?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Pitbull? Lab? Oh? Yeah, yeah, she she ain't staying small
for long. So have you officially decided to keep her
yet or are you going to still just foster and
see have paused in the city, can find a.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Home for No, we're gonna we're gonna keep her. Oh
that's yeah, we're gonna keep you there she is. Yep,
we're gonna keep her.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well, congratulations on on the new dog. Thank you. I'm
wondering since you are single as Trey is, and I
recommended to Trey the other day that when he goes
to his Dity Trail event on Thursday, that he brings Daisy,
his three pound HuaHua, and just put her in a
little pat poots on his chest and then that way
(13:45):
he can break in all the phone numbers. M hm,
maybe you take Grayson go with him. Uh she h.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
She stops traffic. She's she's really good, but she's very jealous.
I've never had a girl dog. I've always had boy dogs,
and she gets super jealous. So this lady stopped the
other day and smoke show of a lady stopped and
got out of her car and she's like, that is
the sweetest. She got in between me and that lady
and just sat there and wouldn't let that. I'm a hugger,
(14:15):
and I was like, thank you so much, and I
wanted to give a hug and Grace was like, Nope,
absolutely not, and go and kind of pushed her back
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Okay, you're gonna have to train that out of her,
because she's got learned that that daddy's got needs and
if anything, she should be assisting in those needs departments.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
When she was I mean a couple of weeks ago,
when she was a little bitty she she did she
helped out in that. She was very sweet with the ladies.
Now it's a very it's a very jealous thing. And
I didn't know if that's just a girl dog thing.
I've never had a girl dog.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Now, you want a panty dropper, not a sea blocker.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
That's just good life advice. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, everybody loves her, but she just when it comes
to the ladies, she's like, nope, this is my dude.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah you got to fix that. Yeah, sure, for sure
she's doing it now. I mean because Trade just dropped
a knowledge bomb on all of us, and you need
to embrace it. Yeah, you need to ride that. You
need to ride that knowledge bomb. Like slim pickens like,
we'll find you a place to get some training for
the dog or something. So that way, if nothing else,
(15:27):
the dog knows to help you in the romance department,
not hurt you and also not too t under rut.
Oh maybe she's like, you know this isn't the right lady.
She could have that. You know that little insight.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I mean, Roger, what you need to do is carry
around treats and when boobs approach, give her a treat.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
The boobs or the dog. You're pick yeah.
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you do. All right. This story is truly disturbing on many, many, many,
many levels. A Texas man was arrested after wearing only
a diaper and saying Googo gaga at little girls. What Yeah?
(17:08):
A man from white House, Texas is accused of approaching
two young girls near an East Texas school while wearing
a diaper and yelling, googo gaga, I need a diaper change.
That's according to the police report. He's forty five. His
name is Wesley Worrel and he was booked into the
Smith County Jail last Thursday on charges of solicitation of
a minor and criminal trespass. Wow. That's right, outside of
(17:34):
Tyler there were white houses. Yeah, yep, yep. This is
not his first run in with the law. He has
a little bit of a history of acting like this,
and it is interesting because it says the type of behavior,
this type of hate Jesus, This type of behavior for
him dates back to nineteen ninety nine. Over the years,
(17:56):
he's committed similar acts including publican decency where a diaper
in public, and stalking his ex girlfriend. This guy's a
real winner. He was once prohibited from visiting any parks
within the city of Tyler. Wow. And police say he
does have, in case you couldn't figure it out, a
fetish of wearing a diaper and has been known to
(18:18):
do this obviously for a long time since he's been arrested.
He was later booked into the Smith County Jail on
bonds totaling six hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Nice, that's a lot of that's a lot of pampers,
it's a lot of formula. But when they arrested him,
was he still just in the diaper? So that's how
he had to go to jail.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't I don't know, because in his mugshot he's
just you know, he's just wearing a T shirt, which
is while keeping in mind, this is a horrible thing, right,
should not be doing this. It's very bad, yes, But
(19:04):
the only thing missing from his mugshot, You're right, Raj,
would be if he was actually still wearing the baby
bonnet and maybe a little passy.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Maybe they just gave him the teeth like from the
Lost and Found, gave him a T shirt for the mugshot.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Honestly, they may have. They may have taken it off
because maybe they have to do that because since it'll
possibly be entered in as court evidence, they can't have
him wearing you know, the bonditt Oh oh yeah, look
at that face. Yeah, Oh my lord, I mean who
wouldn't want to hold that cuddly baby. I mean forty
(19:43):
five year old man with big baby ears and a
big bald baby head and a Honestly, he looks like
a grumpy baby, probably because they took his passy.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It looks like Elmer fuzz in bred cousin.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's a lot of four or a five head. I
don't know what you call.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
It, but that's a lot trey. I think you nailed that.
Really does look like Elmer Fudd's in bred cousin, the
one that Elmer doesn't even like to see on holidays,
Like you're the embarrassment of the family. Elmer hates that
you're a fud. It's it's a diaper season. I'm officially
(20:27):
changing his name to Fudd. H Wesley Fudd, forty five,
booked into the Smith County jail for dressing like a
baby and saying go ga ga that children there we
go now it's official.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
And he needed a diaper change. So is he living
up to the park? Does he go in the diaper?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Dude? Those are questions. Those are questions I do not
have the answers to.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
You know, we gotta we gotta keep track of the
story and see where it goes.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I know where it's going. It's going to prison.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, at least you know he's going to have an
unlimited supply of pacifiers moving forward.
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Slash Treehouse on Air. Subscribe to More Treehouse today. Paraphilic infantilism,
also known as adult baby is a form of age
play that involves role playing a regression to an infant
like state. So that's what Wesley Fud, who was just
(22:24):
a risk who was just arrested last week outside of
Tyler going around dressed as a baby saying Goo Goo
gaga at kids, was arrested for it. So yeah, Trey,
that's the official name for it. I believe paraphilic infantilism.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, there was that show Taboo, and I saw one
of those episodes where it was a young lady and
that's her thing. She fully functional, like, has a day job,
does her thing, comes home and she has a crib,
she has, you know, her stuffed animals and all that stuff.
That's just what she does when she gets home.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
If you know, mister Rogers put on his cardigan and slippers.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
She puts on a onesie. H And what happens, like
this is how my brain works. What happens like you
meet a girl, right, you're out meet a girl, the
date goes really well, you know, you're outside, she's like, hey,
do you want to come in? You go in and
there's a full it's just a crib and a and stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Then like, what do you do? Well, here's the thing,
because if you're a guy, you're probably terrified that she
didn't tell you she's got a kid. But what you
don't realize is it's about to get worse.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
It's one of the few times she's gonna call you
daddy and you run.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's how hot anymore? Is it? Because she needs to
be changed? Yep? And she might she might want to
go to college someday they get that point in the date,
you really can you start you start wondering how far
(24:05):
away is the closest fire station you're gonna drop her off?
We don't want this. What's that is that they take her? Well,
they might be like, all right, it is Tuesday inside
the treehouse. That means it is time for treehouse talkbacks.
(24:27):
Here we go treehouse talkback for today. We start with Haley.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Hey, guys, it's Haley throw back to the fighter jets
that had bathrooms and snacks.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
They really need to go to bucket sponsorship for those guys.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Talk to you later. Have a great one.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
It's an excellent point. I mean, that's that's a few
weeks back we were talking about the Iran bombing and
all the cool snacks they had on board to B
fifty two's, including coolers and a microwave. That makes sense.
I mean, the government right now is really big into
you know, non traditional revenue. So why not do a
little Bucky sponsorship for the air Force Because on some
of those long haul flights it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Just just dropping beaver nuggets.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I would pay money if they took a picture in
one of the fighter pilots, you know of the B
fifty two pilots that they're both in like BUCkies gear. Yeah,
as they're dropping the bomb.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah yeah, Beaver one, Beaver two. And then on top
of that, when the refueling plane shows up, obviously that's
got the BUCkies branding on it, and it drops down,
you get the good BUCkies gas, and then BUCkies can
install a really nice bathroom inside those BE fifty twos.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You also get one Bucket's attendant that comes with it,
so he just cleans the bathroom every now and again.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It's nice, but he has classified clearance because he has to.
As they're eating a brisket sandwich. That'd be a great
job man, that'd be the BUCkies B fifty two bathroom attended.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'll make this Indian guy want to enlist.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Thank you, Hayley. It's a great idea. Oh I forgot
she had the ending. Yeah, calculator, have a great one.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
Uh Hey, guys, it's Diego that's got done. Listening to
your August fifth episode and y'all talked about what would
y'all do Either have West Martin kim over and haunt
y'all or watch Dan's movies, just wondering, who do you
(26:34):
all have.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
To come back and haunt y'all in a good way?
That's out of curiosity. Thanks, all right, who would you
want to have come back to haunt you, haunt me
or visit It's the same thing, really, because he said
haunt in a good way, So really, I mean it's Oh,
I would, I would my parents? Yeah, yeah, I'm going
(26:58):
with my dad.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah, that would be nice just to sit and chat
see what they have to say.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
What's on the other side, So what you've been doing?
Is there Indian food?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Like? Yeah, how's the buffet in heaven?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
That's the thing that's all My dad ate was Taco
bell or Indian food, So I hope there's one of
those on the other side.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Otherwise that man is gonna be very hungry. That's where
I've always liked, because you know, Heaven has been portrayed
in a few different forms in film and television throughout
our history, and one of my favorites has always been
in the Robin Williams movie What Dreams May Come? Oh yeah,
And part of that is there's a central heaven that's
sort of the heaven everyone knows it's renaissancey looking, and
(27:47):
that's sort of the central heaven. And then there's also
like your little corner of heaven that is yours, and
it's what makes you happy for eternity kind of thing.
That's that's what I hope heaven it's like, because then, Raj,
that little slice of heaven for a year, Dad really
would be full of taco bell and Indian food.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
That would be awesome. I would go, I'd be there
every day.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And mine, I think only second to my dad would
be all of my pets.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, all right, next time.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Hey, it's Joel. I was in the grocery store the
other day and I bumped into Jerry, went up to
him and introduced myself and said, Hi, I'm a fan
of the podcast and everything, and I noticed he had
an armful of groceries. And I'm just wondering, is it
(28:45):
anytime you've been in the grocery store without a basket
or cart that you didn't end up with an armful
of groceries? Because I'm like thinking, every time, did I
don't get a card a basket? I end up the
(29:07):
same way.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Thank you, Joel, I don't really have anything further to
add on on Jeel's situation. It's it's un Yeah, yeah,
but I'm always I've always had a basket. Uh, then
I use it. Yes, good luck, Joel. We're pulling for you.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Hey, guys, Uh, this is Craig from Lewisville a long time,
first time. On Wednesday last week you talked about the
guy in Romania who stopped to feed a bear.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
First off, are they still giving out Darwin Awards? Not
only is this a candidate, this has to be a winner?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah, Greg, they still do the Darwin Awards every single year. Ye.
Speaker 8 (30:04):
And second off, I had man getting eaten by bear
on my Bengo card. The stupidity is implied.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Do I win this?
Speaker 8 (30:14):
Do I get to call Bengo?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yes, you do. And also for those that don't know,
with the man that got eaten by the bear in
Romania also made the noise right before it chomped down
on his face.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And for the d Awards, that would be that would
be in the Hall of fame, right.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, I think I think that's the first ballot hall
of Fame for Dartwin.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Word.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You're right, that's the Luke.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
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Speaker 1 (31:07):
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here inside the Treehouse. Today is Tuesday, August twelfth, twenty
twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Model turned
(31:36):
actress Karen DeLavigne is thirty three today. She played Alice
Banks in Only Murders in the Building, also Enchantress in
the First In the first Suicide Squad movie, Casey Affleck,
Ben Affleck's little brother is fifty. What an oscar for
Manchester by the Sea, which is kind of think about it.
(31:57):
Gotta be some proud parents having a two kids both
having won an oscar. That's got to be a good feeling.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
In Casey can stay out of rehabit looks like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Say the same thing. He does seem to have a
leg up on older brother Ben.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
You don't have to marry Jennifer Lopez twice.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yvette Nicole Brown is fifty four. She played Shirley Bennett
on Community. She was also Helen on Drake and Josh.
She was also she had a small role in Avengers Endgame.
She was the one in the elevator with Iron Man
and Captain America when they're going back to the military
(32:38):
base to try to get one of the Infinity Stones.
She's the one that calls security on him because one
of them looked like a beat Nick. So she is
fifty four to a happy birthday to her tennis legend.
Pete Sampras is fifty four today. Not only did he
land numerous tennis titles, but he also landed Bridget Wilson,
(33:00):
who was the who was happy Gilmore, No, not happy Gilmore.
Billy Madison's teacher in Billy Madison, Gotcha Yeah. Peter Krauz
had turned sixty. He had a hell of a career
on television. He was Captain Nash on Nine to one one,
Nate Fisher on Six Feet Under All the Way Back Then,
(33:22):
and Adam Braverman on Parenthood and Trey and I will
remember him as one half of the anchors on the
short lived but spectacular show Sports Night. Love that show,
Gotta love that show.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, yeah, I'll always contend if Robert Gillon doesn't have
a stroke, that show probably makes it a few more seasons.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh yeah, true that and there was there was a huge,
huge contention between ABC and Aaron Sorkin, who was the writer, creator, director, director,
but the writer creator of that show. In addition to
west Wing and a few good men, he was the
creative force behind Sports Night. And when you go back,
if you if you've never gone back and watched Sports Night,
(34:06):
do it one because it's a really good show and
it's got a killer cast. Yeah. But it's interesting because
you can see the network at play, trying to take
control over certain things, because you can tell by the
laugh tracks and how unnatural it is. Like at one
point there is no laugh track, and then the network
(34:27):
thinks the show was too smart for people, so it
needs a laugh track. So the dumbs know how, no
whin to laugh the dumbs. That's my new thing. I
like it, the pores the dumbs, yea yeah, So and
then it's really unfortunate and then it kind of goes
(34:48):
back and forth. So it's like because of so it's
like the Robert Gillon thing, you're right, Tray. And also
it's sort of a masterclass and what not to do
when it comes to network meddling. Leave this man and
his crew alone. Let him cook, as they say. Yeah,
because right after Sports Night, after they killed sports Son,
(35:08):
he's like, all right, fine, then he did West Wing. Yeah,
I should have left him alone. ABC, NBC left him alone,
and look what happened. I know other birthdays today, sir,
mix a lot our o paser mix a lot is
sixty two today. Wow. Yeah, one of the not the first,
but one of the most notable guests to change his
(35:29):
phone number after Russ used it too many times.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I can't even he changed his phone number once a month,
he really did.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I mean, it's those big butts, that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
It really was. It was so hard to get a
hold of that man. Whenever we were trying to get
him on the show. Oh, voicemail was always full.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah, wasn't he the one?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
He was?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Also, he wouldn't fly if I remember that correctly?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Correct? Yeah, yeah, because we tried to get him in
town for a white trash party and he's like, I
don't fly, and I don't think anyone wanted to go
get him because he lived in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, so does like the trains and buses. Wow, okay,
that'll kill a career.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I mean, I mean look, I mean even as a producer,
I think for the most part, people had to go
to him.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh wow, interesting, I didn't know that. That's a cool
little fun fact.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, this Treehouse is full of things like that, of course,
fun facts.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
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YouTube channel. It is still Tuesday, and we still have
a couple more talkbacks left inside the Treehouse or here
we go. We will finish up with Jasmine and James.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
I want to know if it counts as waffle stomping.
It's that little piece of soap that you can't quite
merge into the new bar and make it one, so
it ends up in little pieces on the train if
you stop that down the train. It's just that.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
No, I'm I'm more troubled about the fact that you
want credit for waffle stomping, Like I don't think. I
don't think you want to be confused with waffle stomping.
Purists still use.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Bar soaps that.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I use bar soap.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
But she wants to make sure she's not a waffle stomper.
She's not trying to get credit. She's like, I'm not gross.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
IM well, no, I think she it. To me, it
sounds like she wants credit for it because she's like,
does it count? Like to me, it's like, just you.
The the word she's using there makes it sound like
she's wanting the label as of waffle stomper.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Or maybe she told somebody that she waffles stomps and then.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
And she's like, oh no, no, no, no, I mean soap,
And it's.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Like yeah, yeah, no, soap doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Turns out we're all waffle stomping purists in the treehouse.
It's it's poop or poop or nothing.
Speaker 7 (39:43):
Hey, guys, James here. Just heard y'all talking about the
Russ ghosts or movie date with Dan. I'll take Russ's
ghost and then, like an old.
Speaker 12 (39:56):
School like what's his name? Important name, Jamie right, did
Spook leave and as it should be done?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
And he drove off a cliff like tunes, which, by
the way, if I ever accidentally drive off a cliff,
you will know the last words of out of my
mouth will be ooh. You too could leave us a
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