October 22, 2025 • 32 mins
You get an interesting look inside the Treehouse today. To start off, It's Raj's birthday! And he's doing a show at the Addison Improv tonight (improvtx.com) and which leads Trey to reveal he's got a date, and it's not even a first date. Hell might have frozen over. Then we discuss a very odd case out of England where a girl faked a pregnancy, and birth, even got a life like doll. And then, you get a look inside to see what the our late night chats look like. It looks like Gary Busey.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right, it is time to leave your worries outside
and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley
along with Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Before we jump
into some excellent stories today, there's a little bit of
housekeeping we need to do. First of all, this episode
(00:40):
will drop or has dropped, depending on when you're consuming it.
On Wednesday, also known as October twenty second, also known
as mister Raj Sharma's birthday. Yes, thank you, thank you,
the Big five, oh, all the fanfare the Treehouse can muster,
call class and passive aggressive yase. Congratulations turning fifty, You're
(01:07):
now part of the fifty club with Trey.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I am congratulations.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I wish I could tell you there was something magical
about it, but yeah, there's not.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
No. I feel like I'm gonna be icing my knees
more icy hot for my back. That seems like it's
going to be a thing now.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So yeah, there.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Really isn't any big difference other than number between forty
nine and fifty, because at forty nine fifty your body
pretty much feels like it's going to feel for a
little while it's already felt like that, and there's probably
not a major drop off when you turn fifty. You
probably won't hit another drop off until like mid to
late fifties or something. We'll let Tray let us know
(01:49):
when that happens to him, because he'll be first. But otherwise,
any big plans for your for your big five Zero.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Got the show tonight at the Improv, So, Liz, if
you get a chance, come by. It's gonna be a
lot of fun. I got a bunch of my very
very funny friends that are going to open up the show,
and tickets are going pretty quick. So uh, if you
want to come to the show, come on out. Treehouse listeners.
You can call nine seven two four o four eighty
five oh one for tickets or go to improvtx dot
(02:20):
com and they're all there.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So celebrate, celebrate Raj's birthday by giving him what he
really wants, which is money and your laughs.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, I couldn't think of a better way. People like,
what do you want to do? What do you how
do you want to celebrate? And I'm like, I'd rather
just do a show and make people laugh. So they
wanted me to send like, like, can you send this
picture so we can make like a like a like
a video montage or like your standing up car. I
was like, no, I fluctuate and wait too much. I'm like,
I'm like the Luther Vandros of comics.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like it's really it's really cool because depending on where
you currently are in your weight journey, like looking back
on your past, you could be not just in skill
level through the years, but in body weight you could
be your own opener, your own feature and yourself headlining.
And people would be because you fluctuated so much on
(03:10):
the weight you look like three different people.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yes, I posted, uh, not too long ago. I posted
the Jesus football joke, which is what I'm known for.
And somebody's like, uh, you stole that joke? And I
said from who? From whom did I steal this joke?
And I posted the original clip and I go, that's me.
That goes sorry, my bad, you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Stole that joke for some skinny Indian kid. The thing
is he wasn't just skinny in that one. He was
on He was on the verge of death, just didn't
know it yet.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That is true, but very debilitating illness. But thanks for
thinking I've been eating too much. It's called just getting
back to my normal weight.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Yeah, and I'm at where i want to be, so
like I'm going to maintain my one seventy five.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There you go. Well, happy birthday, Happy from your friends
here inside the treehouse.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Thank you so much. It's wonderful human beings and I
love you both.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, your gift is in the mail, sure where we
promptly lost forever into package oblivion? What on my app?
On my app, it actually shows the package got delivered,
so you know porch pirates man.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, there's no phone in your hand, Dan, I don't
know what app you're looking at.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I've really got to get better at my actouts props
help see.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
The shows at seven thirty. Okay, so normally they have
shows at seven, but I asked him. I was like, hey,
people get off work at five five thirty.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
We want to get home.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
You want to relax for a second before you change
and head out, So can we move back to seven thirty?
So seven thirty, I'll go up, about eight thirty, do
about an hour or so, and then we'll call it
a night.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I am going to try to come out there.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Please do. I'll put you on the guest list.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, with a US one please?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh? Absolutely? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Uh are you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh what are you bringing one of your AA buddies? No,
your sponsor, no, your stepmom.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm going to ask if you're bringing me before I
ask if you have an actual, honest to god date.
Are you bringing me? Is this a surprise for me? Trey?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You know, yes, I'm sending I'm sending the G five
down to pick you up.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh yeah, you're still getting laid there and back, buddy,
there and back.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Okay, now I'll ask you got a date?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I do nice. This is the best birthday ever.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I love do not set up front where Roger can
see you.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
No, I want to.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh there's so much to get to here, but there's
such a great story about a fake pregnant woman. I
want to do and I don't want it to ruin
Trey's dates.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It won't Okay, it's not a first date.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's oh what you gotta gotta You had a first
date with someone you didn't tell us about it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I've had about four that I haven't told you about.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We don't even know this man.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What have you done with Trey? You you bring him back?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
This is l A trade.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
This is this, This started before l A Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I was gonna say l A Trade killed Dallas trade.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then flew back mm hmm on the G five,
flew back on the sex jet and everyone's getting to ride.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm going to set aside this particular story for a
moment because so much has happened here that we need
to explore. You're on your fourth date.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It'll be five today.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Fourth fifth, something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, keep track, brother, because if this is headed where
I think it is, you need to keep track of
these early dates so you can celebrate them accordingly down
the line.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Gotcha, Okay, I was wondering why his apartment was so clean.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You just can't give him credit for keeping a clean apartment,
can you.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, that's spot on.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's a woman.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It's she came over for dinner last night. So that's
what did we make.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We made a back there on that clean couch.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
We made steak and.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
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(10:07):
my best not to ruin your fourth or possibly fifth
date with a new woman in your life. But there
is a news story that I need to bring to
your attention because this is a tree specific story. Okay, okay, Trey,
I have a crazy woman story here, so I need
you to turn on your cradar.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
A woman in the UK did a pretend pregnancy and
carried the lie a term by using a doll to
convince people she'd had a baby. She even held a
gender revealed party.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Nope, nope, not even with the not even with the
British accent, not even with a British accent, looking like
Angelina Jolie in her prime.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wow, this so this level of crazy woman doesn't turn
you on? No, what does your cradars show on this
particular woman?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
A mental disorder?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh? Oh so okay, So what you're saying is there
are two types of crazy. One needs treatment and the
other one just needs Trey.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So when you when you can carry a lie two
term meaning you're that, I mean, you're beyond dedicated, You're crazy,
You're delusional like that that's you have. You've crossed a line.
And when especially you said that a fake doll, like
(11:40):
mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah. So not only did she tell everyone she was pregnant,
she produced ultrasound images showing she was pregnant. She started
wearing a fake baby bump. And she carried this lie
to term by carrying around a fake doll and lioning
it to the world or lion king.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Maybe she's just really dedicated to the cabbage patch doll
that she got. Maybe she wanted instead of adopting it,
she wanted she wanted to make it hers like this
is the this is the doll, and God blessed the
obgyn that she went to that was like wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Okay,
(12:25):
sure you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know what. I wonder if this is one of
those moments as a medical professional, because you know, we've
always heard never to wake up a person who's sleepwalking.
So I wonder if you're the doctor and this woman
comes in, really, maybe she's convinced she's having a baby.
Maybe it is better if he just plays along with
it so as not to jar her awake from the
(12:47):
non pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
The doctor's like all right, send in crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Please we neath the crazy colt. Just make it look
like the real call. But just you know, nothing too pokey.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Is it a boil little girl, it's a bobbie.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I think she spread her legs and Chucky came out
and threatened the doctor.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You can put that back.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Then she should have given birth to Chuckie.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Her name is Kira Cousins. She allegedly donned a let
me start this over, Kara Cousins, who's twenty two, held
a gender reveal party and shared ultrasound scans of her baby,
which never actually existed. She also wore a fake baby
bump to convince family members she was pregnant like I said.
(13:46):
She also donned a prosthetic bump feigning childbirth and presented
a plastic reborn doll as her baby girl, named Bonnie
Lee Joyce. So she even went so far as to
name the thing. And of course it's not official until
you announce it on social media. The twenty two year
old announced the arrival of her daughter on social media
(14:09):
earlier this month, asserting she gave birth alone, with Bonnie
Lee entering the world on October tenth, wearing weighing five
pounds four ounces, probably the same weight as the doll,
or maybe on the heavy side for adult I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Okay, but you got to see what the have you
seen what the plastic reborn doll looks like?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
No, tilt it forward, move it to your left, tilt
that's a plastic doll. Oh wait, are those one of
the ones that they used to hand around in school
for Like?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
These are like the ones they use in movies, Like
this is like special effects stuff. Wow, that's why people
bought it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, that is a real looking That is a real
looking baby.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I if it was just a scam to get some
you know, do a like baby shower, get some gifts
and some cash, Okay, But when you carry it that far, I.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's scary.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Scary. So it's only one hundred and ten bucks, not
bad really?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh sorry, It depends on how the link how what
percentile you want your baby to be in if you
want to like twelve inch, like twelve inches long, which
is pretty small for a child. One hundred and ten
bucks sixteen inches, two seventy twenty inches top ninety six
(15:38):
percentile by the way, yeah, three.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Eighty so.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Still way less than I would have expected. Based on
the quality that you just showed us. Yeah, because that
is an unreal looking baby.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Silicone bendable reborn baby boy or girl named zyr lull
or nurse disease.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Those just sound like prescription pill ads I'm going to
see during the next Cowboys game.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I'm glad you changed the name. But yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
She I mean she did her I mean for crazy,
she did really good research.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look, I'm with Trey, like, I kind of understand it
if you want to take it just to the point
to where you want to scam people out of money
and presence, and then you can then say, as wrong
as it is, I miscarried no more baby, I'm so sad,
blah blah blah. I thenk you can kind of get
away with the whole scam, right, But going this far
(16:39):
where it's you're faking the whole thing and now you're
carrying around a three hundred dollars fake baby to say
you have a baby that is.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Truly problematic, well, and and it makes you wonder what
was the end game, like is this was this going
to be one of those oh you know, baby got
kidnapped type.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Deal where Sid's Sid's still a thing anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, yeah, oh no, no, not sorry, it's what was
the other one use there's actually a guy in death
rollers a whole shaking baby syndrome.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want to go And even
if she tried to go that route, she'll be acquitted
because it's not a real child.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
She should well, this is interesting. So in the run
up to the supposed birth, she posted photos of the
ultra sound scans and videos of her extravagant gender revealed party.
She also shared footage of the baby kicking in her belly,
along with images of newborn clothes and items purchased for
Bonnie Lee by well wishers, including a thousand pound pram
and a car seat. She even made posts about hospital
(17:50):
appointments and complications with the baby, alleging that antenatal tests
had detected a heart defect. Okay, However, uproar ensued when
she was exposed online as a frauds Her friends revealed
how her family and the alleged father of the baby
discovered six day old Bonnie Lee was a doll after
(18:11):
her mom found the prop in her bedroom. Screenshots and
messages purportedly sent Bikra shortly afterwards seemed to show her
informing the man she claimed was the father that their
baby had passed away.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, as I say, yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Guess it was like a one night sorry she was
just poor son of a bitch. I mean he went
out got later that night and then nine months a hell.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, that's that's kind of a common dissociative disorder where
they'll miscarry. Uh, and the trauma of the miscarriage is
so so they they're going to continue on and keep
because they're getting all this adulation. They're getting all this
love from family members when they because she said she
the baby had passed So I'm assuming she had a miscarriage,
so getting all this love and admiration.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh well, now they said shaid the baby pat after
it was fake born?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh after it was born.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
I thought it was because there is a thing where
people will miscarry and then continue on with the lie
that they're pregnant because.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's like six days after birth. Didn't it that?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, six days after birth. Mom would in the room
and found the doll. So I believe this all is
a scam. But she clearly has heard of these types
of situations like you're describing Raj because in order to
try to keep her name clean. She went online and
said no, no, no, no, Look, everything was real. Yes, my
mom did come into my room to find a doll,
(19:44):
but she says, in my own words, let's set this straight.
I was in bed when my mother came into my
room and found it to be a doll. Prior to this,
I've been keeping myself away from literally everyone. The next
thing I know, I was confronted by all the family.
Don't for one minute think they can take they can
let sorry, don't for one minute think they let me
away with this. They haven't. Sorry. That's all British vernacular
(20:07):
versus my American tongue colliding. And none of them knew.
Neither did the dad and his family. So yes, she's
saying that she miscarried the family and everyone's like, no,
you were just faking all along.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Mm yeah, that's a that's a special kind of racing.
So yeah, yeah. Poor.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I feel bad for the guy in the sense that
you know, he's going around telling his buddy, He's like,
I'm having a kid. They're getting gifts, now, do you
return to the stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He doesn't, because he should get some parting gifts here.
He's earned it. But he may not have much use
for a car seat right now. He may not need
a breast pump right now, but just let him have it.
He can sell the stuff on eBay.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I imagine that guy like a vasectomy.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Put that on your registry. Do that, sell everything, and
run to the doctor and get you a sectomy, a
real one, not the fake doctor that this lady went to,
claiming of all the problems.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
That guy's thinking gay might be a good option. At
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Speaker 4 (22:58):
Thank you, guys.
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And I decided to celebrate not only Chris and Nick's
ultimate deepening inside the Treehouse here, but also consider this
my gift to you, Raj, because I am so cheap.
I am now just going to repackage a piece of
content as your birthday present.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay, Yeah, I knew you would be and I know
i'd find out that you were Indian one day, but
I didn't know would be like this.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I still think you're going to be grateful at the
end of it, so just bear with me. Okay, if
you ever want to see what the Treehouse group chat
looks like between myself and Trey and Raj, this gives
you a really good look into it, especially in the
middle of the Night's the right button.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Here and my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead. He is an incredible friend.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Happy Birthday, Raj.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Nothing says Happy Birthday like Baucy.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
With his best friend mister Pumpkinhead.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Which I believe he thinks is real.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
He might, he very well might.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
There's my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead here.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Is not he a Patreon thing too hard here, But
this is a great moment to point out that if
you're listening to the Treehouse Show podcast audio version, you
can get the video of this and see it in
all of its glory when you join our Patreon. Yeah,
because it really is. It is a pumpkin, surprisingly, a
(24:41):
pumpkin larger than Gary Busey's head that's not easy to
find at the pumpkin patch. You got to go look it.
And it is the most basic of pumpkin faces I
have ever seen. It's a barely open mouth like cut
open just enough for the knife to be wiggled by
Gary Busey's unsteady hand, and then two eye holes that
(25:01):
have been poked into it. Probably buy a nice.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Pick that's probably been done with a plastic butter knife,
because they're not giving him a knife.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Knife.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
You don't give Bucy sharp objects.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Now, you're probably right about that this was done with
a sport that he's allowed to use.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
There's my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead. He is an incredible friend,
especially this time of your Halloween. I love your pummy.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh oh god, apparently Gary has not learned anything from
that sexual assault lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
And again, to all of you that ride motorcycles, please
wear a helmet.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
And if not a helmet, just wear mister pumpkinhead. Anything,
anything is better than nothing. Otherwise you end up like this.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You get albucied.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Granted you'll have millions of followers, but this will also
be your new existence. Making out with a pumpkin and
think he's your best friend, which, now that I'm saying
it out loud, it might be his best friend.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
It might be his only friend, except for the person
filming this video.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Well, the person filming this video is not Gary Busey's friend.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Jake.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's his son and he's getting payback for any wrongs
that dad did in his life.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
But I have to say Gary looks better here than
he has in months.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
He dies.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Clearly the love of fucking is really doing something for him.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And you know, I mean look of the two individuals
in this video, I will say Gary looks better than
mister Pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, because there's some videos in the past he looks
and he was looking rough, but now he looks good.
He might might have had some sort of like transfusion
or a meal.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Tray's right, maybe he's maybe he's going on pumpkin pulpin' seeds.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Oh yeah, that's that's what he calls it.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Pulp I.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Just figured the pumpkin looks like if if you were
to say, hey, make a pumpkin that looks like a
pac Man ghost.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That is pretty good. That is pretty accurate. I need
to work on my beauty impersonation though.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Halloween Halloween.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Pumpkin juice, I drink my friend mister Pumpkinhead. This is
his wilson, Tom Hanks has wilson Gary Busey has.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Well, just see what happens on Thanksgiving. I want to
see all the all the holiday friends that Mary Musey has.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Gary the God.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Are really shocked.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Turkey. This is mister turkey. That's just your hand up
of frozen butterball.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But don't take that away from him, the turkey or
the feelings.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
My buddy, mister Pumpkinhead, he is an incredible friend, especially
this time of year.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Halloween, Halloway, in case you didn't know what time of
the year it was. He's got a spramming at you.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
So I wonder if he has it from the injury
besides severe brain damage, h like if he has that
voice modulary thing or they can't they can't control like
the pitch and volume of their voice, so it intermittently
goes lower high, so it sounds like that here where
he's like, Yeah, it's like that mixed with a little
(28:51):
bit of tourette because it just comes out of nowhere. Yeah,
because the Halloween is my favorite part.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I can't wait to see what he says for Easter.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
My buddy, mister Pumpkinhead, he is an incredible friend, especially
this time of year, Halloween.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
He's a real prick on the fourth of July.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Though, Oh, Ohbucy, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I'm just wondering, like when he was in the high school,
was he voted most likely to succeed? And then at
some point in the reunion did they include this photo
to show how everyone turned out?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
He was, I mean, honestly, very talented actor, very handsome fella.
And then head smash ground. That's what happened, fall off bike,
head hit ground.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Now this, Bucy, that is the irony because in a
couple of mister Pumpkinhead's gonna look like what Gary Busey's
had looked like when he fell off that motorcycle. Also,
I want to take it back because I mentioned that
this was a poorly done construction of mister Pumpkinhead, like
(30:17):
saying that they gave Gary a knife and let him
cut out a really bad mouth hole. I think that's
unfair because you're right, Raj, I don't think they would
give Gary Busey sharp objects to play with. I think
what he did was I think Gary Busey saw pumpkin
on the side of the road, picked it up and
gnawed a face into it with his own teeth, and
(30:37):
then told his son hit record on the phone. We're
gonna put this on the TikTok.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I feel like his teeth are kind of like alien
They can come out of his mouth and at different angles,
and just he didn't need sharp objects.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh my god, no, please tell me that there's not
a smaller Beaucy inside the head of this normal Beaucy.
It's just Sigourney Weaver winds as little Bucy's drooling on
her face.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Give me back my pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And by the way, if you were to take on
Gary Busey in a fight like Ripley, you would make
sure that you want to be in one of those
big metsuits.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
So I'm not going to save you from the teeth.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It just gives you a fighting chance.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
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Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
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Speaker 6 (32:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right, it is time to leave your worries outside
and laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley
along with Trey Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Before we jump
into some excellent stories today, there's a little bit of
housekeeping we need to do. First of all, this episode
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will drop or has dropped, depending on when you're consuming it.
On Wednesday, also known as October twenty second, also known
as mister Raj Sharma's birthday. Yes, thank you, thank you,
the Big five, oh, all the fanfare the Treehouse can muster,
call class and passive aggressive yase. Congratulations turning fifty, You're
(01:07):
now part of the fifty club with Trey.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I am congratulations.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I wish I could tell you there was something magical
about it, but yeah, there's not.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
No. I feel like I'm gonna be icing my knees
more icy hot for my back. That seems like it's
going to be a thing now.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
So yeah, there.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Really isn't any big difference other than number between forty
nine and fifty, because at forty nine fifty your body
pretty much feels like it's going to feel for a
little while it's already felt like that, and there's probably
not a major drop off when you turn fifty. You
probably won't hit another drop off until like mid to
late fifties or something. We'll let Tray let us know
(01:49):
when that happens to him, because he'll be first. But otherwise,
any big plans for your for your big five Zero.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Got the show tonight at the Improv, So, Liz, if
you get a chance, come by. It's gonna be a
lot of fun. I got a bunch of my very
very funny friends that are going to open up the show,
and tickets are going pretty quick. So uh, if you
want to come to the show, come on out. Treehouse listeners.
You can call nine seven two four o four eighty
five oh one for tickets or go to improvtx dot
(02:20):
com and they're all there.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So celebrate, celebrate Raj's birthday by giving him what he
really wants, which is money and your laughs.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, I couldn't think of a better way. People like,
what do you want to do? What do you how
do you want to celebrate? And I'm like, I'd rather
just do a show and make people laugh. So they
wanted me to send like, like, can you send this
picture so we can make like a like a like
a video montage or like your standing up car. I
was like, no, I fluctuate and wait too much. I'm like,
I'm like the Luther Vandros of comics.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Like it's really it's really cool because depending on where
you currently are in your weight journey, like looking back
on your past, you could be not just in skill
level through the years, but in body weight you could
be your own opener, your own feature and yourself headlining.
And people would be because you fluctuated so much on
(03:10):
the weight you look like three different people.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yes, I posted, uh, not too long ago. I posted
the Jesus football joke, which is what I'm known for.
And somebody's like, uh, you stole that joke? And I
said from who? From whom did I steal this joke?
And I posted the original clip and I go, that's me.
That goes sorry, my bad, you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Stole that joke for some skinny Indian kid. The thing
is he wasn't just skinny in that one. He was
on He was on the verge of death, just didn't
know it yet.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That is true, but very debilitating illness. But thanks for
thinking I've been eating too much. It's called just getting
back to my normal weight.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Yeah, and I'm at where i want to be, so
like I'm going to maintain my one seventy five.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There you go. Well, happy birthday, Happy from your friends
here inside the treehouse.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Thank you so much. It's wonderful human beings and I
love you both.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yes, your gift is in the mail, sure where we
promptly lost forever into package oblivion? What on my app?
On my app, it actually shows the package got delivered,
so you know porch pirates man.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, there's no phone in your hand, Dan, I don't
know what app you're looking at.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I've really got to get better at my actouts props
help see.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
The shows at seven thirty. Okay, so normally they have
shows at seven, but I asked him. I was like, hey,
people get off work at five five thirty.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
We want to get home.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
You want to relax for a second before you change
and head out, So can we move back to seven thirty?
So seven thirty, I'll go up, about eight thirty, do
about an hour or so, and then we'll call it
a night.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I am going to try to come out there.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Please do. I'll put you on the guest list.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, with a US one please?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh? Absolutely? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Uh are you.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Or no?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh what are you bringing one of your AA buddies? No,
your sponsor, no, your stepmom.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm going to ask if you're bringing me before I
ask if you have an actual, honest to god date.
Are you bringing me? Is this a surprise for me? Trey?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You know, yes, I'm sending I'm sending the G five
down to pick you up.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh yeah, you're still getting laid there and back, buddy,
there and back.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Okay, now I'll ask you got a date?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I do nice. This is the best birthday ever.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I love do not set up front where Roger can
see you.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
No, I want to.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh there's so much to get to here, but there's
such a great story about a fake pregnant woman. I
want to do and I don't want it to ruin
Trey's dates.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It won't Okay, it's not a first date.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's oh what you gotta gotta You had a first
date with someone you didn't tell us about it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I've had about four that I haven't told you about.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We don't even know this man.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
What have you done with Trey? You you bring him back?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
This is l A trade.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
This is this, This started before l A Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I was gonna say l A Trade killed Dallas trade.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And then flew back mm hmm on the G five,
flew back on the sex jet and everyone's getting to ride.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm going to set aside this particular story for a
moment because so much has happened here that we need
to explore. You're on your fourth date.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It'll be five today.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Fourth fifth, something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, keep track, brother, because if this is headed where
I think it is, you need to keep track of
these early dates so you can celebrate them accordingly down
the line.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Gotcha, Okay, I was wondering why his apartment was so clean.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You just can't give him credit for keeping a clean apartment,
can you.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, that's spot on.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It's a woman.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It's she came over for dinner last night. So that's
what did we make.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We made a back there on that clean couch.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
We made steak and.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
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Speaker 6 (08:14):
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(10:07):
my best not to ruin your fourth or possibly fifth
date with a new woman in your life. But there
is a news story that I need to bring to
your attention because this is a tree specific story. Okay, okay, Trey,
I have a crazy woman story here, so I need
you to turn on your cradar.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
A woman in the UK did a pretend pregnancy and
carried the lie a term by using a doll to
convince people she'd had a baby. She even held a
gender revealed party.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Nope, nope, not even with the not even with the
British accent, not even with a British accent, looking like
Angelina Jolie in her prime.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Wow, this so this level of crazy woman doesn't turn
you on? No, what does your cradars show on this
particular woman?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
A mental disorder?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh? Oh so okay, So what you're saying is there
are two types of crazy. One needs treatment and the
other one just needs Trey.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So when you when you can carry a lie two
term meaning you're that, I mean, you're beyond dedicated, You're crazy,
You're delusional like that that's you have. You've crossed a line.
And when especially you said that a fake doll, like
(11:40):
mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah. So not only did she tell everyone she was pregnant,
she produced ultrasound images showing she was pregnant. She started
wearing a fake baby bump. And she carried this lie
to term by carrying around a fake doll and lioning
it to the world or lion king.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Maybe she's just really dedicated to the cabbage patch doll
that she got. Maybe she wanted instead of adopting it,
she wanted she wanted to make it hers like this
is the this is the doll, and God blessed the
obgyn that she went to that was like wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Okay,
(12:25):
sure you're pregnant.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You know what. I wonder if this is one of
those moments as a medical professional, because you know, we've
always heard never to wake up a person who's sleepwalking.
So I wonder if you're the doctor and this woman
comes in, really, maybe she's convinced she's having a baby.
Maybe it is better if he just plays along with
it so as not to jar her awake from the
(12:47):
non pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
The doctor's like all right, send in crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Please we neath the crazy colt. Just make it look
like the real call. But just you know, nothing too pokey.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Is it a boil little girl, it's a bobbie.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I think she spread her legs and Chucky came out
and threatened the doctor.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You can put that back.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Then she should have given birth to Chuckie.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Her name is Kira Cousins. She allegedly donned a let
me start this over, Kara Cousins, who's twenty two, held
a gender reveal party and shared ultrasound scans of her baby,
which never actually existed. She also wore a fake baby
bump to convince family members she was pregnant like I said.
(13:46):
She also donned a prosthetic bump feigning childbirth and presented
a plastic reborn doll as her baby girl, named Bonnie
Lee Joyce. So she even went so far as to
name the thing. And of course it's not official until
you announce it on social media. The twenty two year
old announced the arrival of her daughter on social media
(14:09):
earlier this month, asserting she gave birth alone, with Bonnie
Lee entering the world on October tenth, wearing weighing five
pounds four ounces, probably the same weight as the doll,
or maybe on the heavy side for adult I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Okay, but you got to see what the have you
seen what the plastic reborn doll looks like?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
No, tilt it forward, move it to your left, tilt
that's a plastic doll. Oh wait, are those one of
the ones that they used to hand around in school
for Like?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
These are like the ones they use in movies, Like
this is like special effects stuff. Wow, that's why people
bought it.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, that is a real looking That is a real
looking baby.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I if it was just a scam to get some
you know, do a like baby shower, get some gifts
and some cash, Okay, But when you carry it that far, I.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
That's scary.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Scary. So it's only one hundred and ten bucks, not
bad really?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Oh sorry, It depends on how the link how what
percentile you want your baby to be in if you
want to like twelve inch, like twelve inches long, which
is pretty small for a child. One hundred and ten
bucks sixteen inches, two seventy twenty inches top ninety six
(15:38):
percentile by the way, yeah, three.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Eighty so.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Still way less than I would have expected. Based on
the quality that you just showed us. Yeah, because that
is an unreal looking baby.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Silicone bendable reborn baby boy or girl named zyr lull
or nurse disease.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Those just sound like prescription pill ads I'm going to
see during the next Cowboys game.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I'm glad you changed the name. But yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
She I mean she did her I mean for crazy,
she did really good research.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look, I'm with Trey, like, I kind of understand it
if you want to take it just to the point
to where you want to scam people out of money
and presence, and then you can then say, as wrong
as it is, I miscarried no more baby, I'm so sad,
blah blah blah. I thenk you can kind of get
away with the whole scam, right, But going this far
(16:39):
where it's you're faking the whole thing and now you're
carrying around a three hundred dollars fake baby to say
you have a baby that is.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Truly problematic, well, and and it makes you wonder what
was the end game, like is this was this going
to be one of those oh you know, baby got
kidnapped type.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Deal where Sid's Sid's still a thing anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yes, yeah, oh no, no, not sorry, it's what was
the other one use there's actually a guy in death
rollers a whole shaking baby syndrome.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want to go And even
if she tried to go that route, she'll be acquitted
because it's not a real child.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
She should well, this is interesting. So in the run
up to the supposed birth, she posted photos of the
ultra sound scans and videos of her extravagant gender revealed party.
She also shared footage of the baby kicking in her belly,
along with images of newborn clothes and items purchased for
Bonnie Lee by well wishers, including a thousand pound pram
and a car seat. She even made posts about hospital
(17:50):
appointments and complications with the baby, alleging that antenatal tests
had detected a heart defect. Okay, However, uproar ensued when
she was exposed online as a frauds Her friends revealed
how her family and the alleged father of the baby
discovered six day old Bonnie Lee was a doll after
(18:11):
her mom found the prop in her bedroom. Screenshots and
messages purportedly sent Bikra shortly afterwards seemed to show her
informing the man she claimed was the father that their
baby had passed away.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, as I say, yeah, so I.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Guess it was like a one night sorry she was
just poor son of a bitch. I mean he went
out got later that night and then nine months a hell.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, that's that's kind of a common dissociative disorder where
they'll miscarry. Uh, and the trauma of the miscarriage is
so so they they're going to continue on and keep
because they're getting all this adulation. They're getting all this
love from family members when they because she said she
the baby had passed So I'm assuming she had a miscarriage,
so getting all this love and admiration.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh well, now they said shaid the baby pat after
it was fake born?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Oh after it was born.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
I thought it was because there is a thing where
people will miscarry and then continue on with the lie
that they're pregnant because.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's like six days after birth. Didn't it that?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, six days after birth. Mom would in the room
and found the doll. So I believe this all is
a scam. But she clearly has heard of these types
of situations like you're describing Raj because in order to
try to keep her name clean. She went online and
said no, no, no, no, Look, everything was real. Yes, my
mom did come into my room to find a doll,
(19:44):
but she says, in my own words, let's set this straight.
I was in bed when my mother came into my
room and found it to be a doll. Prior to this,
I've been keeping myself away from literally everyone. The next
thing I know, I was confronted by all the family.
Don't for one minute think they can take they can
let sorry, don't for one minute think they let me
away with this. They haven't. Sorry. That's all British vernacular
(20:07):
versus my American tongue colliding. And none of them knew.
Neither did the dad and his family. So yes, she's
saying that she miscarried the family and everyone's like, no,
you were just faking all along.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Mm yeah, that's a that's a special kind of racing.
So yeah, yeah. Poor.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I feel bad for the guy in the sense that
you know, he's going around telling his buddy, He's like,
I'm having a kid. They're getting gifts, now, do you
return to the stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
He doesn't, because he should get some parting gifts here.
He's earned it. But he may not have much use
for a car seat right now. He may not need
a breast pump right now, but just let him have it.
He can sell the stuff on eBay.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I imagine that guy like a vasectomy.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Put that on your registry. Do that, sell everything, and
run to the doctor and get you a sectomy, a
real one, not the fake doctor that this lady went to,
claiming of all the problems.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
That guy's thinking gay might be a good option. At
this point, you're hitting the Treehouse.
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Speaker 2 (22:15):
This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by
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There's also Treehouse Plus and Superplus, so lots of options
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and Nick, our newest Ultimate Treehouse subscribers.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I decided to celebrate not only Chris and Nick's
ultimate deepening inside the Treehouse here, but also consider this
my gift to you, Raj, because I am so cheap.
I am now just going to repackage a piece of
content as your birthday present.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay, Yeah, I knew you would be and I know
i'd find out that you were Indian one day, but
I didn't know would be like this.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I still think you're going to be grateful at the
end of it, so just bear with me. Okay, if
you ever want to see what the Treehouse group chat
looks like between myself and Trey and Raj, this gives
you a really good look into it, especially in the
middle of the Night's the right button.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Here and my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead. He is an incredible friend.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Happy Birthday, Raj.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Nothing says Happy Birthday like Baucy.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
With his best friend mister Pumpkinhead.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Which I believe he thinks is real.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
He might, he very well might.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
There's my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead here.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Is not he a Patreon thing too hard here, But
this is a great moment to point out that if
you're listening to the Treehouse Show podcast audio version, you
can get the video of this and see it in
all of its glory when you join our Patreon. Yeah,
because it really is. It is a pumpkin, surprisingly, a
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pumpkin larger than Gary Busey's head that's not easy to
find at the pumpkin patch. You got to go look it.
And it is the most basic of pumpkin faces I
have ever seen. It's a barely open mouth like cut
open just enough for the knife to be wiggled by
Gary Busey's unsteady hand, and then two eye holes that
(25:01):
have been poked into it. Probably buy a nice.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Pick that's probably been done with a plastic butter knife,
because they're not giving him a knife.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Knife.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
You don't give Bucy sharp objects.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Now, you're probably right about that this was done with
a sport that he's allowed to use.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
There's my buddy, mister Pumpkinhead. He is an incredible friend,
especially this time of your Halloween. I love your pummy.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh oh god, apparently Gary has not learned anything from
that sexual assault lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
And again, to all of you that ride motorcycles, please
wear a helmet.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
And if not a helmet, just wear mister pumpkinhead. Anything,
anything is better than nothing. Otherwise you end up like this.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You get albucied.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Granted you'll have millions of followers, but this will also
be your new existence. Making out with a pumpkin and
think he's your best friend, which, now that I'm saying
it out loud, it might be his best friend.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
It might be his only friend, except for the person
filming this video.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Well, the person filming this video is not Gary Busey's friend.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Jake.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's his son and he's getting payback for any wrongs
that dad did in his life.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
But I have to say Gary looks better here than
he has in months.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
He dies.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Clearly the love of fucking is really doing something for him.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And you know, I mean look of the two individuals
in this video, I will say Gary looks better than
mister Pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, because there's some videos in the past he looks
and he was looking rough, but now he looks good.
He might might have had some sort of like transfusion
or a meal.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Tray's right, maybe he's maybe he's going on pumpkin pulpin' seeds.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Oh yeah, that's that's what he calls it.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Pulp I.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Just figured the pumpkin looks like if if you were
to say, hey, make a pumpkin that looks like a
pac Man ghost.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That is pretty good. That is pretty accurate. I need
to work on my beauty impersonation though.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Halloween Halloween.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Pumpkin juice, I drink my friend mister Pumpkinhead. This is
his wilson, Tom Hanks has wilson Gary Busey has.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Well, just see what happens on Thanksgiving. I want to
see all the all the holiday friends that Mary Musey has.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Gary the God.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Are really shocked.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Turkey. This is mister turkey. That's just your hand up
of frozen butterball.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But don't take that away from him, the turkey or
the feelings.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
My buddy, mister Pumpkinhead, he is an incredible friend, especially
this time of year.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Halloween, Halloway, in case you didn't know what time of
the year it was. He's got a spramming at you.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
So I wonder if he has it from the injury
besides severe brain damage, h like if he has that
voice modulary thing or they can't they can't control like
the pitch and volume of their voice, so it intermittently
goes lower high, so it sounds like that here where
he's like, Yeah, it's like that mixed with a little
(28:51):
bit of tourette because it just comes out of nowhere. Yeah,
because the Halloween is my favorite part.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I can't wait to see what he says for Easter.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
My buddy, mister Pumpkinhead, he is an incredible friend, especially
this time of year, Halloween.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
He's a real prick on the fourth of July.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Though, Oh, Ohbucy, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
I'm just wondering, like when he was in the high school,
was he voted most likely to succeed? And then at
some point in the reunion did they include this photo
to show how everyone turned out?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
He was, I mean, honestly, very talented actor, very handsome fella.
And then head smash ground. That's what happened, fall off bike,
head hit ground.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Now this, Bucy, that is the irony because in a
couple of mister Pumpkinhead's gonna look like what Gary Busey's
had looked like when he fell off that motorcycle. Also,
I want to take it back because I mentioned that
this was a poorly done construction of mister Pumpkinhead, like
(30:17):
saying that they gave Gary a knife and let him
cut out a really bad mouth hole. I think that's
unfair because you're right, Raj, I don't think they would
give Gary Busey sharp objects to play with. I think
what he did was I think Gary Busey saw pumpkin
on the side of the road, picked it up and
gnawed a face into it with his own teeth, and
(30:37):
then told his son hit record on the phone. We're
gonna put this on the TikTok.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I feel like his teeth are kind of like alien
They can come out of his mouth and at different angles,
and just he didn't need sharp objects.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh my god, no, please tell me that there's not
a smaller Beaucy inside the head of this normal Beaucy.
It's just Sigourney Weaver winds as little Bucy's drooling on
her face.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Give me back my pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And by the way, if you were to take on
Gary Busey in a fight like Ripley, you would make
sure that you want to be in one of those
big metsuits.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
So I'm not going to save you from the teeth.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It just gives you a fighting chance.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.
You can also finally follow us on social media for
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at the Addison Improv Wednesday Night Kapedi RAJ for tickets
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ninety seven two four o four eight five oh one
or improverty x dot com I still got it.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
See you guys next time, right here inside the tree.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
Mm hm
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