December 5, 2025 • 20 mins
In the premier episode of our new YouTube exclusive show, we do what we do best, STUPID! We talk about a Florida woman who drives the wrong way down the highway, a woman who uses her boyfriend's head as a target....for axe throwing, and a nudist camp who hates Elon Musk and SpaceX.
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Maley along
with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to our Treehouse
YouTube exclusive. Thank you for joining us. People love true crime,
(00:47):
but we're into a different version of it here inside
the Treehouse. True crime but stupid. Example, a drunk driver
claimed her husband was driving, but he wasn't even in
the car.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Was it Jesus? Was it Jesus? And he dipped the wheel?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No surprise. This happened in Florida. A twenty four year
old woman in Tampa got arrested after she count the
infractions here, let's count how many laws she broke up
to and including her claiming it was her husband that
was driving, not her. Okay, twenty four year old woman
in Tampa got arrested after she drove the wrong way
(01:38):
on the interstate sideswiped a police car, and then claimed
her husband was the one driving. But it was obvious
that he wasn't driving because he wasn't even there.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, Florida Tuesdays, I.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mean that's at least three right there. This happened just
after two thirty in the morning on Saturday, so not
a Tuesday, but it wouldn't be surprising had it been.
They released a bodycam footage and she was definitely out
of it. She was doing sixty on the shoulder, going
the wrong directions. Now I'm up to four different infractions here,
(02:21):
and then she wouldn't pull over. That could be five
if they decided to include resisting. Then she sideswiped the
police car when it got in her way, which I
hope to God she told the officer that's not my fault.
You got in the.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Way, And somehow I'm gonna guess she didn't stop when
she sideswiped the officer.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Uh. After she sideswiped the car which got in her way,
then a cop behind her did the pit maneuver and
then they were able to box her in, so no tray.
She did not stop after she sideswiped a cop car.
It took another cop car to gently pull her over
by doing a Pittman. Once she was out of the car,
(03:04):
they asked if she realized she was going the wrong
way on the interstate. On the interstate, and she said
this interstate. That may be one of the most female responses.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And she hasn't even blamed her husband yet.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
But you have to give her credit. She's twenty four,
is that what you said? I mean, for someone that
young to be this creative, you got to you gotta
give her credit.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, she's definitely a storyteller. When drinking. That's when she
tried to claim it was her husband that was driving,
and it almost seemed like she truly believed it, but
they knew it wasn't true because she was the only
person in the car. She eventually admitted she'd been drinking
and said she had three full drinks. They breathalyzed her
(03:59):
and she was more than twice the legal limit. She's
now facing multiple charges. I counted at least five. What
about you, guys?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I counted six? Okay, six?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She's facing multiple charges for driving under the influence, aggravated
fleeing to elude, and fleeing at a high speed, which
makes you then wonder, is there a separate aggravated fleeing,
Like if there's aggravated fleeing to elude, is there a
different aggravated fleeing.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, I think that would be her I think that
would be her husband.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Like aggravated fleeing for funzies, I mean aggravated and fleeing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's what her husband is going to be doing.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He is packing up with a big old smise like
thank you guys, this is the best day of my life.
And then fleeing at a high speed versus fleeing at
a low speed. I do think there needs to be
a degree of those h charges, Like when it comes
like we have different you know, levels of state jail
(05:06):
felonies in Texas. Misdemeanors are different levels. Felonies at the
federal level are different levels. You know, you've got a
B and C and one, two and three. I feel
like if you're fleeing at a low speed, that should
be a lesser charge, whereas if you're fleeing at a
high speed that should be, you know, an elevated charge.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What if you're fleeing on cruise control, that's the b.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's right there in the middle with the feed up
on the dash, just kicking it. That's that's fleeing in
a low rider. Oh god. It really is a fascinating
It really does. It makes you think it's just like,
(06:00):
are the husband's not even there and she still tries
to blame him for it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, I mean pretty smart for twenty four year olds.
This generation I wouldn't think would be that quick witted
under the influence.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You do bring up a good point. This might be
the smartest and stupidest gen z there is, because doing
all these things in the first place bad and illegal. However,
the things that she says afterwards, it's pretty great. If
you're right, it is witty. Sorry, ma'am. Did you realize
you were going the wrong way the interstate? Best when
(06:41):
you realize you hit a cop car he got in
my way?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Also, I'm not driving, my husband did.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
They'd like to put blame on everything else except themselves.
I've witnessed that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And that is the seventh charge. Refusal to accept accountability.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yes, oh, you'd never rest half the women in the country.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Lucky number seven. Yeah, so true crime, but stupid. Example
number two, Trey, I want to ask you to please
keep your romantic revelations somewhat bridled as I work through
this story. Okay, okay, a woman has been accused of
(07:34):
hitting her boyfriend in the head with a hatchet while
he was asleep. I know you're going to get aroused, Trey,
because you love you a crazy woman, and I don't
know if you've ever enjoyed the pleasures of a hatchet
wielding crazy woman. That might be one notch in your
bedpost you have not made yet, So just please hang
(07:55):
in there while they work my way through this particular story.
In Fargo, North Dakota, a woman has been charged with
attempted murder after allegedly hitting her boyfriend with a hatchet
while he was asleep. Court documents detail the events on
September fifth that led to Lena Dia Lavera's arrest. It's
(08:15):
a very exotic sounding name, Lena, According to documents, Uh
was arrested after a man claimed he had been assaulted
with a weapon. When they arrived on scene, the victim
told officers he was alone and had been attacked without warning.
He was then taken to the emergency room for treatment.
Police later talked to another man who was at the scene,
who said the victim had been attacked by his girlfriend,
(08:36):
identified as Lena Dio Lavera. He told police that when
he woke up to the screaming, he saw her swing
down with a hatchet, and according to court documents, the
man said he couldn't see what she hit, but heard
a sound like splitting wood. The man told police he
suspected Lina Dia Lavera was out of it, but came
(08:57):
too after hearing the click from the couch his foot
rest and seeing the blood. He said, she then fled
the scene the click of the foot rest.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Because it was in recline.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I gotta get up. Just imagine you're being an attacked
by your crazy girlfriend with an axe and you're stuck
like a turtle on its back because you're stuck in
the reclined position, and in order to make the escape,
you've got to get back up to normal seated.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Now this would be a case to blame your husband.
Why just go oh no, it wouldn't me. My husband
did it. He ran off.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Officers located a blood trail coming from an attached garage
where the man said he was staying along with the
victim and Lena dear Levada. Two of the victim's fingers
were missing or kind of hanging. According to that man,
the victim had to have surgery on those fingers, and
officers were shown photos of the man's head with a
large slice in it and another photo showed deep lacerations
(10:17):
to his fingers. She was arrested and very sexily named Morehead, Minnesota,
on September seventh. She requested an attorney when officers attempted
to interview, where no information or statement from her has
been noted thus far. The other man on the scene
at the time of the attack provided more details to
investigators later. So there you have it, Trey. This is
(10:40):
the beginnings of your romantic comedy story. So I married
an ax murderer.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Clearly he chose Chinese when she wanted pizza.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Then earlier said that you haven't had this notch in
your bed post.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm like, well, you got an axe, you can.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She'll do it for you right now. See, that's where
you need to make sure in a relationship you're on
the same page. He might be concerned with notches and
head posts. She's concerned with notches and heads.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She didn't hear the post part.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Now, I you know, I'm actually I'm actually amazed I
never have been attacked in my sleep, because, if I'm
being honest, there's probably been some times I deserved it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Based on what you said. That means you've been attacked
plenty while awake.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
A couple times, okay, but never with an axe. No, no,
no weapons have ever really been involved.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
So, uh, the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And she's still running because there's a wards. It's amazing,
Like Trey gets triggered watching America's Most Wanted because at
least five at the top ten or his exes.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Trey wants them back, and so does the FBI.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So you actually think, Trey, that there were a couple
of times that you probably deserve to be attacked in
your sleep.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I am sure in the prime of my drinking days
that I most certainly said or did something that would
at least have warranted a good punch.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And you wake up and you're like, what happened? And
then like they tell you, it's like, oh, I was drinking,
So this makes sense.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Where do you get an axe and why do you
have one? What did you one for?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, it's Minnesota, so chopping wood is okay. Yeah, axe
has actually coming very handy for a number of uses
around the home and in the off cheerless there's a
zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Or you're mad at your husband, or you just.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Keep one under the bed, Like maybe maybe she watched
Basic Instinct and saw what Sharon Stone what people thought
she was doing with an ice pick, and felt inspired
but wanted to wield her own classy weapon.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
She is the last of the Mohicans.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
H Even Trey knows to be wary dating someone who's
the last of something.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
All right, And.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Finally, example number three of true crime but stupid? Uh
this is this is deaf. A headline that I have
never expected I'd read Nudists declare war on SpaceX. Okay, finally,
(14:12):
the rockets that look like Dix are going to cross
swords with dicks. Space dot Com reported members of the
American Association for Nude Recreation. Yes, that is a real group.
We're among those protesting the Elon Musk owned company's proposed
(14:36):
use of Kennedy's Space Center on the Sunshine States so
called Space Coast. Among the many potential impacts associated with
bringing SpaceX to Florida, including hearing, damage to local residents
and flight delays across the state, is the repeat closure
of Paylinda Beach, a remote location on the Canaveral National
Seashore that's one of Florida's four sin public beaches where
(15:01):
nudity is legal. Popular among the clothing optional set Pliolinda
could be closed up to sixty times per year due
to starship operations, and Deborah Sue Stevens, a former regional
director for the nudist Organization's Western branch, says those closures
will harm many members of her community. Meanwhile, Eric shut Off,
(15:27):
the executive director of aa n R, which bills itself
as the largest and longest established nudist organization in the
United States, with foundations dating back to nineteen thirty one,
added that Plyolinda closures might affect the non nude community
as well. He explained, nudists may end up traveling to
nearby Vlujia County, where clothing optional Apollo Beach, located further
(15:47):
along the Canaveral shore, is also a popular one among
those who like to sunbathe in their birthday suits. So
should Plyland to be removed as an option, Shutoff warned,
nudists may overtake Apollo and ended up going over the
clothing option line, causing some decidedly fluoridian conflicts between them
and their clothed counterparts. Shine the bat signal We've got trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
So they're mad that the space center might might go
to have things go to space.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
They're fine with that. They just want to be able.
Well they they just don't want to have their naked
beach time taken from them, even though I'm pretty sure
it's a safety concern because they're I guess they're worried
about the rockets being too close to a clothing optional.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Beach or any beach I mean, like any malfunctioned no
wrong clothing or uh you know, or clothing optional whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
But uh, yeah, that's as Uh.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This is why these guys give interviews to newspapers like
nobody's nobody's taking them on TV.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Just have to put the black bars everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No, if they did, if they did a video campaign,
people would be decidedly on the spot the side.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Of elon them.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah you see fatten boobs hanging down to knees now.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, the nudist camp and the nudest beaches of reality
are very different than the nudest beaches in your mind
or on CINEMATX. That was also, by the way, that
was a hard lesson to learn as as an adolescent
on HBO free preview weekends when they would have real
(17:38):
sex come on super late at night at like midnight
or one am and you're like, yeah, okay, I'm twelve,
thirteen years old. Real Sex is coming on. Yeah, And
then they show one of the segments at some sort
of a swinger's colony or a nudist camp, and the
shock that these people are so wildly of shape and
(18:00):
gross is stunning. When you're used to Skinemax level nudity,
you assume that people that go to these places are
nude all the time because they're hot, when in actuality,
it's the opposite that is true.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, that's why when you see that, like on Real Sex,
when they were showing like the nudest resort and like
I think it was Arizona.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I think it was one of them. Like nobody was hard.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No, not even close, No, And I loved Yeah. I
looked on those episodes because I thought, Okay, clearly I'm
not going to get out of this show that which
I'm not going to get out of this show what
I was hoping for, So let me at least watch
this out of curiosity to see can I find just
(18:43):
one attractive woman at this nudist colony on Real Sex
And I think it may have come close to happening,
maybe kind of sort of once.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, that's when they when they show real sex on
HBO halfway through, when you flip the channel back to
Cinemax and they're like, welcome.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Back, you had enough reel for the evening.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
How about the sex you've imagined?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Come to Skinemax. No reel over here, And I, for
one would like to send out some sincere appreciation to
Cinemax for that ballance man, because after seeing caged heat
(19:38):
on Cinemax versus real sex on HBO. For all things Treehouse,
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(20:00):
next time right here inside the Treehouse
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Maley along
with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome to our Treehouse
YouTube exclusive. Thank you for joining us. People love true crime,
(00:47):
but we're into a different version of it here inside
the Treehouse. True crime but stupid. Example, a drunk driver
claimed her husband was driving, but he wasn't even in
the car.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Was it Jesus? Was it Jesus? And he dipped the wheel?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No surprise. This happened in Florida. A twenty four year
old woman in Tampa got arrested after she count the
infractions here, let's count how many laws she broke up
to and including her claiming it was her husband that
was driving, not her. Okay, twenty four year old woman
in Tampa got arrested after she drove the wrong way
(01:38):
on the interstate sideswiped a police car, and then claimed
her husband was the one driving. But it was obvious
that he wasn't driving because he wasn't even there.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, Florida Tuesdays, I.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mean that's at least three right there. This happened just
after two thirty in the morning on Saturday, so not
a Tuesday, but it wouldn't be surprising had it been.
They released a bodycam footage and she was definitely out
of it. She was doing sixty on the shoulder, going
the wrong directions. Now I'm up to four different infractions here,
(02:21):
and then she wouldn't pull over. That could be five
if they decided to include resisting. Then she sideswiped the
police car when it got in her way, which I
hope to God she told the officer that's not my fault.
You got in the.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Way, And somehow I'm gonna guess she didn't stop when
she sideswiped the officer.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Uh. After she sideswiped the car which got in her way,
then a cop behind her did the pit maneuver and
then they were able to box her in, so no tray.
She did not stop after she sideswiped a cop car.
It took another cop car to gently pull her over
by doing a Pittman. Once she was out of the car,
(03:04):
they asked if she realized she was going the wrong
way on the interstate. On the interstate, and she said
this interstate. That may be one of the most female responses.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And she hasn't even blamed her husband yet.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
But you have to give her credit. She's twenty four,
is that what you said? I mean, for someone that
young to be this creative, you got to you gotta
give her credit.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh, she's definitely a storyteller. When drinking. That's when she
tried to claim it was her husband that was driving,
and it almost seemed like she truly believed it, but
they knew it wasn't true because she was the only
person in the car. She eventually admitted she'd been drinking
and said she had three full drinks. They breathalyzed her
(03:59):
and she was more than twice the legal limit. She's
now facing multiple charges. I counted at least five. What
about you, guys?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I counted six? Okay, six?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She's facing multiple charges for driving under the influence, aggravated
fleeing to elude, and fleeing at a high speed, which
makes you then wonder, is there a separate aggravated fleeing,
Like if there's aggravated fleeing to elude, is there a
different aggravated fleeing.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes, I think that would be her I think that
would be her husband.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Like aggravated fleeing for funzies, I mean aggravated and fleeing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's what her husband is going to be doing.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
He is packing up with a big old smise like
thank you guys, this is the best day of my life.
And then fleeing at a high speed versus fleeing at
a low speed. I do think there needs to be
a degree of those h charges, Like when it comes
like we have different you know, levels of state jail
(05:06):
felonies in Texas. Misdemeanors are different levels. Felonies at the
federal level are different levels. You know, you've got a
B and C and one, two and three. I feel
like if you're fleeing at a low speed, that should
be a lesser charge, whereas if you're fleeing at a
high speed that should be, you know, an elevated charge.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What if you're fleeing on cruise control, that's the b.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's right there in the middle with the feed up
on the dash, just kicking it. That's that's fleeing in
a low rider. Oh god. It really is a fascinating
It really does. It makes you think it's just like,
(06:00):
are the husband's not even there and she still tries
to blame him for it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, I mean pretty smart for twenty four year olds.
This generation I wouldn't think would be that quick witted
under the influence.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You do bring up a good point. This might be
the smartest and stupidest gen z there is, because doing
all these things in the first place bad and illegal. However,
the things that she says afterwards, it's pretty great. If
you're right, it is witty. Sorry, ma'am. Did you realize
you were going the wrong way the interstate? Best when
(06:41):
you realize you hit a cop car he got in
my way?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Also, I'm not driving, my husband did.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
They'd like to put blame on everything else except themselves.
I've witnessed that.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And that is the seventh charge. Refusal to accept accountability.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yes, oh, you'd never rest half the women in the country.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Lucky number seven. Yeah, so true crime, but stupid. Example
number two, Trey, I want to ask you to please
keep your romantic revelations somewhat bridled as I work through
this story. Okay, okay, a woman has been accused of
(07:34):
hitting her boyfriend in the head with a hatchet while
he was asleep. I know you're going to get aroused, Trey,
because you love you a crazy woman, and I don't
know if you've ever enjoyed the pleasures of a hatchet
wielding crazy woman. That might be one notch in your
bedpost you have not made yet, So just please hang
(07:55):
in there while they work my way through this particular story.
In Fargo, North Dakota, a woman has been charged with
attempted murder after allegedly hitting her boyfriend with a hatchet
while he was asleep. Court documents detail the events on
September fifth that led to Lena Dia Lavera's arrest. It's
(08:15):
a very exotic sounding name, Lena, According to documents, Uh
was arrested after a man claimed he had been assaulted
with a weapon. When they arrived on scene, the victim
told officers he was alone and had been attacked without warning.
He was then taken to the emergency room for treatment.
Police later talked to another man who was at the scene,
who said the victim had been attacked by his girlfriend,
(08:36):
identified as Lena Dio Lavera. He told police that when
he woke up to the screaming, he saw her swing
down with a hatchet, and according to court documents, the
man said he couldn't see what she hit, but heard
a sound like splitting wood. The man told police he
suspected Lina Dia Lavera was out of it, but came
(08:57):
too after hearing the click from the couch his foot
rest and seeing the blood. He said, she then fled
the scene the click of the foot rest.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Because it was in recline.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I gotta get up. Just imagine you're being an attacked
by your crazy girlfriend with an axe and you're stuck
like a turtle on its back because you're stuck in
the reclined position, and in order to make the escape,
you've got to get back up to normal seated.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Now this would be a case to blame your husband.
Why just go oh no, it wouldn't me. My husband
did it. He ran off.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Officers located a blood trail coming from an attached garage
where the man said he was staying along with the
victim and Lena dear Levada. Two of the victim's fingers
were missing or kind of hanging. According to that man,
the victim had to have surgery on those fingers, and
officers were shown photos of the man's head with a
large slice in it and another photo showed deep lacerations
(10:17):
to his fingers. She was arrested and very sexily named Morehead, Minnesota,
on September seventh. She requested an attorney when officers attempted
to interview, where no information or statement from her has
been noted thus far. The other man on the scene
at the time of the attack provided more details to
investigators later. So there you have it, Trey. This is
(10:40):
the beginnings of your romantic comedy story. So I married
an ax murderer.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Clearly he chose Chinese when she wanted pizza.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Then earlier said that you haven't had this notch in
your bed post.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm like, well, you got an axe, you can.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She'll do it for you right now. See, that's where
you need to make sure in a relationship you're on
the same page. He might be concerned with notches and
head posts. She's concerned with notches and heads.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
She didn't hear the post part.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Now, I you know, I'm actually I'm actually amazed I
never have been attacked in my sleep, because, if I'm
being honest, there's probably been some times I deserved it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Based on what you said. That means you've been attacked
plenty while awake.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
A couple times, okay, but never with an axe. No, no,
no weapons have ever really been involved.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
So, uh, the one that got away.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
And she's still running because there's a wards. It's amazing,
Like Trey gets triggered watching America's Most Wanted because at
least five at the top ten or his exes.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Trey wants them back, and so does the FBI.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
So you actually think, Trey, that there were a couple
of times that you probably deserve to be attacked in
your sleep.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I am sure in the prime of my drinking days
that I most certainly said or did something that would
at least have warranted a good punch.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And you wake up and you're like, what happened? And
then like they tell you, it's like, oh, I was drinking,
So this makes sense.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Where do you get an axe and why do you
have one? What did you one for?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, it's Minnesota, so chopping wood is okay. Yeah, axe
has actually coming very handy for a number of uses
around the home and in the off cheerless there's a
zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Or you're mad at your husband, or you just.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Keep one under the bed, Like maybe maybe she watched
Basic Instinct and saw what Sharon Stone what people thought
she was doing with an ice pick, and felt inspired
but wanted to wield her own classy weapon.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
She is the last of the Mohicans.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
H Even Trey knows to be wary dating someone who's
the last of something.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
All right, And.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Finally, example number three of true crime but stupid? Uh
this is this is deaf. A headline that I have
never expected I'd read Nudists declare war on SpaceX. Okay, finally,
(14:12):
the rockets that look like Dix are going to cross
swords with dicks. Space dot Com reported members of the
American Association for Nude Recreation. Yes, that is a real group.
We're among those protesting the Elon Musk owned company's proposed
(14:36):
use of Kennedy's Space Center on the Sunshine States so
called Space Coast. Among the many potential impacts associated with
bringing SpaceX to Florida, including hearing, damage to local residents
and flight delays across the state, is the repeat closure
of Paylinda Beach, a remote location on the Canaveral National
Seashore that's one of Florida's four sin public beaches where
(15:01):
nudity is legal. Popular among the clothing optional set Pliolinda
could be closed up to sixty times per year due
to starship operations, and Deborah Sue Stevens, a former regional
director for the nudist Organization's Western branch, says those closures
will harm many members of her community. Meanwhile, Eric shut Off,
(15:27):
the executive director of aa n R, which bills itself
as the largest and longest established nudist organization in the
United States, with foundations dating back to nineteen thirty one,
added that Plyolinda closures might affect the non nude community
as well. He explained, nudists may end up traveling to
nearby Vlujia County, where clothing optional Apollo Beach, located further
(15:47):
along the Canaveral shore, is also a popular one among
those who like to sunbathe in their birthday suits. So
should Plyland to be removed as an option, Shutoff warned,
nudists may overtake Apollo and ended up going over the
clothing option line, causing some decidedly fluoridian conflicts between them
and their clothed counterparts. Shine the bat signal We've got trouble.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
So they're mad that the space center might might go
to have things go to space.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
They're fine with that. They just want to be able.
Well they they just don't want to have their naked
beach time taken from them, even though I'm pretty sure
it's a safety concern because they're I guess they're worried
about the rockets being too close to a clothing optional.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Beach or any beach I mean, like any malfunctioned no
wrong clothing or uh you know, or clothing optional whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
But uh, yeah, that's as Uh.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This is why these guys give interviews to newspapers like
nobody's nobody's taking them on TV.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Just have to put the black bars everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No, if they did, if they did a video campaign,
people would be decidedly on the spot the side.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Of elon them.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah you see fatten boobs hanging down to knees now.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, the nudist camp and the nudest beaches of reality
are very different than the nudest beaches in your mind
or on CINEMATX. That was also, by the way, that
was a hard lesson to learn as as an adolescent
on HBO free preview weekends when they would have real
(17:38):
sex come on super late at night at like midnight
or one am and you're like, yeah, okay, I'm twelve,
thirteen years old. Real Sex is coming on. Yeah, And
then they show one of the segments at some sort
of a swinger's colony or a nudist camp, and the
shock that these people are so wildly of shape and
(18:00):
gross is stunning. When you're used to Skinemax level nudity,
you assume that people that go to these places are
nude all the time because they're hot, when in actuality,
it's the opposite that is true.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, that's why when you see that, like on Real Sex,
when they were showing like the nudest resort and like
I think it was Arizona.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I think it was one of them. Like nobody was hard.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No, not even close, No, And I loved Yeah. I
looked on those episodes because I thought, Okay, clearly I'm
not going to get out of this show that which
I'm not going to get out of this show what
I was hoping for, So let me at least watch
this out of curiosity to see can I find just
(18:43):
one attractive woman at this nudist colony on Real Sex
And I think it may have come close to happening,
maybe kind of sort of once.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, that's when they when they show real sex on
HBO halfway through, when you flip the channel back to
Cinemax and they're like, welcome.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Back, you had enough reel for the evening.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
How about the sex you've imagined?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Come to Skinemax. No reel over here, And I, for
one would like to send out some sincere appreciation to
Cinemax for that ballance man, because after seeing caged heat
(19:38):
on Cinemax versus real sex on HBO. For all things Treehouse,
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also
find and follow us on social media. For the show,
it's at Treehouse on Air. For Me, it's at the
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and Forage it's at Comedian Raj. We will see you
(20:00):
next time right here inside the Treehouse
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