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Speaker 1 (00:19):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Raz Sharma.
We are tradeless today, no trend home, no trade trendhome. Today.
We're going to start the show with an official believe
it or Not. But before we get to the official
(00:41):
believe it or not, I'm going to start with an
unofficial believe it or not. To you believe it or not,
The Treehouse's own, Trey Trendholme, is at a fashion convention
in Las Vegas, and.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's excited about it. Is he seemed like he was.
When I asked him about it, I was like, what's
the convention about it? He's like, Oh, it's a whole
fashion thing. And I was like, is it a convention center. Oh, yeah,
that's at the convention center. I was like, it's gonna
be thousands of people there. Oh, I know. I'm like.
He seemed a little bit like, you know, it's not
in his wheelhouse, but he's like a little excited about it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I think he's loving his new job. It's very diverse
because the man the couple that they have a number
of companies that Trey is managing and one of them
has a bit of a fashion line.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And so.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Trey is in Vegas for a fashion convention, which maybe
it's got its perks because I would imagine in Las Vegas,
where there's a fashion convention, there's bound to be some models. Yes,
so maybe that's why he was in such a good mood.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But it's Trey who went to a fashion convention in
Vegas on spirit.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And he just celebrated his ninth year of sobriety. So
I hope as much as as much as in his
dreams he might be hoping to be knee deep in models. Instead,
he's knee deep in swatches.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He's knee deep in cargo shorts.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
He's about to be So you can believe it, our
very own Trey Trenholme is at a fashion convention yea,
in Las Vegas. Okay, So that's the unofficial believe it
or not. We are going to start the show with
an official believe.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It or not.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Believe it or not, Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee
to make their cars go faster. Believe it or not,
Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee to make their cars
go faster. RAJ, do you believe it?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Or not. I don't know how that would work, so
I'm gonna go not.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That would be wrong. You should have believed it. Okay,
it's true, and I am still surprised by this myself.
This is one of those stories where as I'm reading
the headline, I'm like, really, Volkswagen is charging a monthly
fee to make their cars go faster.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
How does that work?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's a subscription plan for it's a electric cars. They're
making people pay extra to unlock the full amount of horsepower.
It's only happening in the UK right now. Okay, don't
know if they're going to try this here in the
United States or anywhere else, but this is an example
(04:18):
of how it supposedly works. Their Volkswagen ID three electric
car has two hundred and twenty eight horse power, but
if you don't pay the fee, which is just over
twenty dollars a month, you only get access to two
hundred and one of that horsepower.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Good extra for the twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Uh huh. They're framing it as giving people options. So
if you drive like an old lady, you may only
want two hundred horse power, but if you need or
want more ZIP, you're gonna have to pay for it,
they say. Volkswagen says this is nothing new. Historically, many
gas and diesel vehicles have been offered with engines of
the same size, but with the possibility choosing one with
(05:01):
more potency. This makes sense, you know, having a Chevy
Blazer back in the day, I had the Vortec V six. Yeah,
and I guess there was a base model option that
might have been a four cylinder or just a V
six version, but I had the Vortex, so I kind
of get what they're coming from. It's just different when
(05:21):
it's subscription based because it's an electric car. I guess
if you pay more, then they send it down the line.
When you're plugged in.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It, we'll log into your own car.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't know, but a few years ago BMW tried
to charge people in the UK to use the heated seats.
I mean, this is really actually sounding like the Spirit
Airlines model being carried over into the auto industry saying, look,
Spirit Airlines up until recently is saying we'll get you there,
(05:58):
but if you want any comforts, you're going to pay
for that.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Now it seems like the cars the car industry is
taking a page out of that playbook and going. You
know what, here's an opportunity. If you want the full
horsepower version of this car, it's a twenty dollars a
month subscription, or like BMW tried a few years ago,
if you want to be able to use the heated
seats that are available in the car, you're gonna have
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to pay for that as well.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's three dollars to unlock it. Uh, that's where it's
gonna go. Oh you want to unlock the car? You
know you got to pay up. Yeah, but I have
the key. We know we gave it to you.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's like like, yes, the car is, the car has
on start available, but you have to pay for the
subscription in order to be saved. If you find yourself
submerged in a pond, can.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You image like you're just like like you're saying submerge
in a pond and it's starting to go down, and
you hit OnStar and it's like, uh, please, you know,
send us some money and we'll give you an operator
real quick. I just need emergency.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Nope, we're going to need your card number. We're gonna
you sign up for the account subscription, ninety day minimum contract.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'm joy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
We understands very important to.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
How did you drown? Oh? She was subscriptionless.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's what get written on the death on the death
certificate because.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Of death subscriptionless.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Convults wagon Man.
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raj oh Raj. I meant to ask you before. That's
so i'll ask you now. Didn't you have a date recently?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Now what you? Because I couldn't remember. I thought you
said that the date because you met a girl last
week and and you asked her out and she said yes,
So when when is the.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Guest me out?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was oh, yes, well me, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
No. I went up to here in Addison. I went
up to Stadium Cafe to watch the X Games. I
have a couple of people that follow me on the
gram as the kids say that art in the X game.
So I went to you know, support, and I was
talking to this kid who was sitting next to me,
(11:06):
who was drinking, who ordered young black kid and he
ordered a Johnny Walker and coke.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh sorry, because for the way you said that, it
made it sound like the kid next to you ordered
a black kid.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, no, ordered Johnny Walker black.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And the person next to you, who happened to be
a black kid, ordered a.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Young black kid who was twenty five year old kid.
And I was like, I had to stop him right there.
And I'm just drinking my diet coke. But I was like,
I got to stop you right there, buddy. Did you
see the bartender's face? Don't do that. And this lady
just kept bumping into me, and the kid noticed it.
I'm oblivious to stuff like that, but the kid's like,
(11:50):
she just wants to touch you. You realize that, right,
So I kind of looked over and I was like,
do you I can move over if you need me,
if you need this chair, and so she sat down
and started talking and Natalia and I was like, that's
nice to meet you. Young Russian lady, very pretty, and
(12:12):
at the end of it, she's like, uh, I don't
give people my number normally, and I was like, I
didn't ask for it, so that was a weird That
was a weird flex. I was like, I didn't, I
didn't ask for your number, but okay, which is like,
but just get my number. And I was like, uh no,
I'll just give me yours and I'll call you so
(12:34):
you can have mine in your phone. And so she
gave me her number. Uh no, I gave her my Yeah,
I gave her mind and then she called me so
I could have it. That was easier now, And you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Know, flashback because when you first told me about this
almost an altercation incident, Uh wasn't she rubbing up against
you with her bosom, with her boobs?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
How long has it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Been since you've around one of those raj Because usually
as a man, when one hits your arm, we know it,
we sent we know, we know the feel the gid.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, and they're very nice and also I believe very fake.
But I mean immediately I was like oh, and I
almost turned around to apologize, like I'm sorry my shoulder
hit your boob, Like.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Maybe they were new and she didn't realize and like
she like that the feeling isn't in all of all
of it yet. She may not even have known she
was bumping anybody. But according to the kid next to you,
it was intentional.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
It happened multiple multiple times.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
And further record, if if you're female, you're single, that
is a surefire away to get a man's attention. I
casually rub your breast on his arm.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
It was a little it was a little packed in
the area that we were in, so I was like,
maybe it's just because she's she can't maneuver round. But
then I kind of looked over and there was nobody
behind her, So she was just doing that to do that, which, yeah,
I'm like, okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'll be honest. Then this whole thing, this whole thing
sounds like you were a mark at the bar.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, And and.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
She was probably going to be very happy to go
out with you, but then send you a nice fat
bill at the end of the evening.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, And she's like, you know, so you know, are
you you know, what do you do? I was like
a comedian. She's like, I'll come to your show. And
she came to the show and brought you know, two
of her other girlfriends and that they were very nice.
And she's like, hey, so are we still on for
(14:51):
our thing? And I was like yeah. I was like,
I can only hang out one night this week because
I have other stuff to do and then I have
to go to Tulsa for the looney Bin. And she's like,
and this is where he got to the the meat
of the story. I go, hey, I can only hang
out one night. She goes, one night's perfectly fine, and
(15:12):
I was like, oh, okay, And she said when you
leaned in to talk to him, because that was loud.
She's like, when you leaned in, what were you looking at?
I was like, oh, I wasn't. No, I'm not being disrespectful.
I wasn't looking at anything. She's like, oh, you should have.
And she was talking about her boobs.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh no, I picked up that.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's She's like, you should have. I
was like, oh, I didn't know that that was an option.
She's like, of course it is. And I was like, oh,
I see where this is going. So maybe you're right.
She could be a Russian hooker. Damn it, I'm at
(15:55):
the only Russian hooker at Stadium Cafe.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
That really is a one. It's in a lifetime thing.
Don't get me wrong. I love Stadium Cafe and I
miss it. Yeah, but all the times I've been at
Stadium Cafe in Addison, there has never been a Russian
hooker in there.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
And I met the one. That's my luck. That is
my luck. I have been single since No.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Here's the thing, though, Let's let's not immediately dispel this.
I mean, look, let's keep it up in mind for you. One,
you're single.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Two, we don't know for sure that she is going
to bill you at the end of the night or
rob me. There's also that possibility, But in this moment,
I'm going to try to remain optimistic.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yes, okay, I am too. She seems very nice.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
My hope is that she will not rob you. Yes,
middle is she is a Russian hooker. But you have
a great time and it's worth it. Yeah, but still
the very distinct possibility that neither of those things is true. Yes,
go ahead and tell me what date you need me
(17:11):
to pencil in, so I know when to not only
be at the wedding but be dressed to officiate.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Or pencil in my in memoriam.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's the same suit either way, but you'll die happy.
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(18:22):
you to know you have my best wishes, my thumbs up,
my good luck for when the date happens.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I can't wait to hear about it. And not just
because of all the juicy details and content we get
out of it here on the show, but just you know,
friend to friend, I hope it goes well.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Thank you so much. She seems like she's substantially younger
than me, so cause you're about to be fifteen. Yeah,
you're about to be fifty. She's howled thirty five, just
turn thirty five.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
The friends she brought to the show the other night.
Were they similar in level of attractiveness as she is, Yes,
similar age.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
They're all three. I guess she had a bunch of
Russian friends that live in the area, but there were
three of them. They're all the same age and very
very attractive women, like to the point where people as
they walked in. The manager of the club was like,
that's your guest list and I was like, yeah, she's
(19:21):
my guests list. He's like, well done.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
That should be your subtle cue to the improv to
be like, by the way, I'm raising my rates not
because I'm awesome, but because I'm gonna have to pay
for them because their rates are also high.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, and that was the thing she ought. This is
what this is kind of cool too. She's like, I'll
pay for the tickets. You don't have to put me
on a guest list. I just need to know what
time to show, like what showtimes are. And I was like, no,
I'll go ahead and put you on a guest list
and I'll sneak you a drink if you need one,
and she's like, no, we'll pay for that. That's fine.
The club has to make its money as well. And
I was like, okay, I've never heard anybody's say that
(20:00):
to me before, so, uh yeah, I put them on
the guest list and she was even then, was like,
can I just at least pay for one person? Which
I thought was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That is very cool. Yeah, so we're all pulling for you.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Let's do it. Let's let's let's let's make this one
night happen, and.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Not only that, but with the hope that it's more
than that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Well, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. I don't know what.
I don't know how to talk to a thirty five
year old. I don't know what conversation do we have.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But on the sound of it, you don't need to.
It sounds like it sounds like you're doing just fine.
It sounds like she'll kind of lead the conversation for you.
I just happen to smile and pretty much just be
glad to be there.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
So who's your autistic date? Who's the guy who smiles
the whole time? But thank you. I'll let you know
how it goes.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I'm excited for you. All of us inside the treehouse
are excited for you. We are team Raje.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And if it doesn't work out with her, then maybe
she can refer you to one of her friends. But again,
pulling for you, hoping for the best, right, yeah, speaking
of pulling for things.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Look, that was a segway. You have no idea.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Have you heard the term big wiener problems?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Big wiener problems?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, well it's if you've never heard of it, it's
apparently a real thing. I say this because there is
a man who has the world's largest willie mm hm,
and he recently slipped in the shower and broke his
arm because his giant Willie got in the way. Okay,
(21:54):
he says he's embarrassed about it. Sure, I'm not sure
if I truly believe that. His name is Matt bar.
His name is Matt Barr. He's a uk Man with
the world's largest member and he reportedly hurt himself after
slipping and breaking his arm in the shower because his
Titanic tally Whacker got in the way. He said it
(22:16):
was a very embarrassing accident. The AI specialist frequently goes
viral for his enormous which, at fourteen and a half
inches long, is reportedly the biggest medically proven in the world.
He even has a cast of it at the Pholological
Museum in Iceland. Quick side note here if you ever
(22:40):
take a trip to Iceland. I've heard it a majestic place,
and it also has the Phylological Museum. Not only do
they have it, but I've managed to say it perfectly twice.
So while I'll never be in the Phollological Museum as
a guest and certainly not as an exhibit, I can
(23:03):
at least say it. Back to mister Barr, this might
sound like a blessing to have something that large, but
there are apparently myriad downsides, including struggling to get dressed,
feeling faint while erect, and bizarre propositions, which he details
in his book A Long Story Life with one of
the World's largest penises. And it can even be quite dangerous,
(23:26):
which is something he discovered during a disastrous trip to
the shower. He says, one of the issues of being
so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it's
not exactly easy to see my feet. Okay, as I
was rushing to get ready for work, I didn't see
the excess shower gel in the tub because my was
the only thing in my eyeline. He explained, I slipped
(23:49):
on it the gel, not that wiener, causing me to
fall out of the tub completely headfirst and crack my
shoulder on the hard floors. Gained two fractures, leaving him
in excruciating pain, forcing him to wear a sling again
for his arm. Not anything else, he says, I've had
(24:10):
close calls or minor falls before, but never anything like this.
Usually it's just been when I've had a partner in
the shower with me, which I can imagine could be
dangerous because he gets excited and she gets knocked out
of the shower down the hall.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And what's unfortunate is his emergency contact is his own winner.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Can you just imagine the er doctor's faces when they
read on his license and it says organ donor. People
will be lined up, men lined up around the block
for that.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
With his member's only jacket?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
How How was that not his sponsor?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I like, I like how he stares at it a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Like imagine having a member so big that it has
its own members only endorsement and its own members only jacket.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You don't get the check it does.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Trust me, you don't want this thing getting wet. Also,
don't feed it after midnight.
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join our YouTube channel today. I have a hiker story
for you, raj.
Speaker 8 (26:33):
Okay, Yeah, this is fascinating because usually usually stories about
hikers they get lost and they're wandering the desert or
the wilderness or the mountains whatever until they're found.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
This one, this story is slightly different because this hiker
was stuck behind a waterfall for like three days.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
A hiker in California was rescued last week after he
got stuck behind a waterfall, which, on one hand sounds
really nice and you know, you know, beautiful and maybe
a nice hiking moment, but I guess it's I never
knew waterfalls were terribly deadly behind them going down them.
(27:19):
They certainly can be depending on the hike. But according
to the Tulare County Sheriff's Office, forty six year old
Ryan Wardell began his hike into the popular hiking destination
Seven Tea Cups sometime on Sunday, this is last Sunday,
planning to repel the waterfalls near the North Fork of
Kern County. Ryan never made it back to his car
(27:41):
that night or in the two days that followed. Alerted
of his disappearance, TCSO units began an extensive search for him,
who was last seen at the top of the Seven
Tea Cups waterfalls. Sunday evening. Aircraft equipped with camera and
infrared technology was used to identify possible location, but due
to the late hours of the day and what was
described as technical difficulty of the area, crews returned to
(28:03):
base and instead worked on a new plan to try
to find it. The next morning. They eventually did found him.
They sent a drone to check behind a large waterfall,
and that's where they found Ryan. A California Highway Patrol
helicopter was called in to help rescue him from behind
the powerful waterfall, using a hoist system, lowering a rescue
team member into the water to secure him and extract
(28:26):
him to safety. The sheriff actually said that they were
amazed by his survivability, the fact that he was able
to survive in those conditions, you know, for almost three
full days, being stuck behind a waterfall. So it sounds nice.
It was a great shot in one of my favorite movies,
Last of the Mohicans. But they also weren't in there
(28:49):
for three.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Days, but the drone got back there.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, they knew, they knew where he was last scene,
they focus their search in that area, and I guess
maybe it's known that there's areas to go behind the waterfalls.
Somehow he gets stuck and couldn't get out, and they're like, oh,
look look what we found.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, but that's my question is he couldn't get out,
but the drone could get behind it and out with
ease and there. I mean, those are very fragile, No,
that's very fragile equipment, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Maybe maybe that maybe it had camera technology to see
through the water or something maybe not necessarily go through it.
Let me see if this story actually says more about
the drone. U Now, they said they send a drone
to check behind yeah, a large waterfall, and that's where
they found him.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, so the d he wasn't as physically capable as
a drone. You can swat those things out of the air,
they're not They're not super powerful like that. So I
think he just wanted to I think he just wanted
to hide. This is my guess. He was just trying
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to hide from.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Oh so maybe we should check to see if there
are any follow up stories that turns out he was he
was hiding from somebody, like maybe there's a warrant out.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Can you imagine going to the sjail? What are you
in for? Waterfall and just have somebody in the back
like me too.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The California Highway Patrol helicopter flew him to a nearby
landing zone, where he was evaluated by medical personnel. The
Sheriff's office that he was treated for only minor injuries
and dehydration before being reunited with his family at the scene. Wow, Okay,
that's gotta be embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, I mean, but you know, it's that's what white
people do. So I mean this is hiking behind a
waterfall is a white guy move?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It is, it really is, and then getting stuck there,
But I mean the links at which some of us
will go just to prove that we're no scrubs and
if we're being honest. TLC told us they gave us
the warning when they said don't go chasing waterfalls.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
At least he wasn't dehydrated. That's the good part.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
No, that's my favorite part. He was. He was treated
for dehydration despite being stuck behind Earth's largest water fountain.
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I'm Dan, He's Raj speaking of today. It is Wednesday,
August twentieth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
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Demi Levado turns thirty three today. One point, she preferred
that they them pronouns, but apparently she gave that up
because it was just too damn exhausting.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's hard to know, like if, like I guess she's
non binary whatever that exactly means. I don't know specifically,
but if you're sort of gender fluid and then it
kind of depends on one moment to the next, I
can imagine that being pretty damn exhausting.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, but she isn't she getting married soon something like that?
Or did she get married recently? I don't know. So
that's why I think she dropped the pronounce. Uh. She
was trying to do the whole you know, gender fluid
or non binary. But then I met a dude she liked.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I'm a girl now, yeah, because I can't imagine this
guy being like, all right, switched. Oh hang on, maybe
maybe on occasion this wouldn't be so bad. Like what
if the guy that she decided married is like, you
know what, I need you to turn your guy apart
on now?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Where you want to get the way he said just immediately,
I could go for a sum, I could go for
a HOGI this sounds good. Turn the girl part back
on now.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
All right, good news. I know we're getting for dinner.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But the way you said I'm a girl now just
was like that would be the worst remake of Pinocchio ever.
I'm a real girl now.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, at that point, Disney really would have gone too woke,
like even to even all the crazy lefty people would
be like, all right, let's pump the brakes on this.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
This is getting out of hand. It's too woke for geppetto.
He just throws it.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Back in the fire.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm done.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Other birthdays today. Andrew Garfield turns forty two. Today. Andrew
Garfield turns forty two. He had two Spider Man movies,
and because he would a Spider Man, they brought him
back for one of the new Spider Man movies, Spider
Man Spider Man. Yeah, you get the idea. Toby McGuire,
Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland in the big team up for
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Spider Man. Really fantastic in that film. The way they
did that. And I saw a thing the other day
that even said, like Andrew Garfield Spider Man was by
far the least comic accurate Spider Man portrayal.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Why is that? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I mean, in his Spider Man movies, he was kind
of a he was kind of a cocky guy. He's like, okay,
so that all you got for me? He's shooting people
up with this stuff. It was a different take on it.
I liked it. It was fine.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
I think I think everyone's pretty pretty unanimous that Tom
Holland seems to have owned the Spider Man thing. And
Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield are like the second run
you know Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Now, I'm I'm I'm a Toby maguire fan. Oh okay,
I enjoyed those movies. I thought he did a really
really good job.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Little known fact the scene where he catches all the
items on the school lunch tray with MJ in his
arms shot practically it took like one hundred something takes,
but he actually caught all that crap on the tray.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Really.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
I know, I still don't believe it. Okay, I've seen
it numerous times where it's like, no, he all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
That's really impressive. Yeah, well, good for him and I know,
and he's you know, it was very ripped. But he's
also a vegan, so that's impressive. M M as well.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Pretty impressive. So what's more impressive Toby maguire catching all
those lunch items on the school tray in reality m hm.
Or Tom Holland pullings in deya.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I mean he has to pull because she's taller.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Than him, so it takes Spider Man to Yeah, he
has to crawl up her.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
She just loves it.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
And speaking of Andrew Garfield and turning forty two, I
just saw a couple of days ago they're remaking Contact,
based on Carl Sagan's book from Back in the Day.
This was a film that came out in the nineties,
originally starring Matthew McConaughey and Jody Foster. They're remaking the
film for its I think thirtieth anniversary whatever. It's coming
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out in twenty twenty seven, and it's starring Jennifer Lawrence
playing the role that Jody Foster made famous, and Andrew
Garfield playing the minister preacher dude role that Matthew McConaughey
played in the ninety seven version of Contact. So I'm
interested in that typically I'm like, really, another remake, but
you know what, I'm fine with this one.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
But yeah, I mean that seems to be the go
to now is just the reboot.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
The thing is, though, as I the more I the
more I complained about it, the more I realize this
is not a new Hollywood thing. I just think all
of our memories are better. Maybe so because look, they've
remade A Star is Born for every generation. Yes, right,
like every twenty to thirty years. They redo it like clockwork.
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They redo A Star is Born, and they have like
whatever modern take on it, like they just did with
Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga and so many of these
other films get remade. But some of those films that
we complain about being remade were remakes themselves from thirty
years prior. Okay, so some of these films that we
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complained about, like, this is not a new Hollywood formula.
It's just that really feels like most of what Hollywood
is putting out. And I think that's part of the
reason why they stand out so much. Yeah, is because
Hollywood doesn't do as much diverse stuff as it used
to because it's always pursuing the next superhero thing or
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the next ip that they can get seventeen films out of. Yeah,
as opposed to thinking of something original and having it
just be great and just letting it be that one thing.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Right, I'm just gonna age myself real quick. I'm just
I can't wait for the Tyler Perry reboot of Ishtar
that's gonna be starring all the weigh ins.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I'm right there with you. You know what, you'd watch
it now, I'll be there night one, ready to get
the popcorn bucket. You and I have a movie.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
De raj.
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Right, that's right, that's that's pretty impressive from I think
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It was around, it was around I think it was
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Love that, let's grow. This story is going to the
opposite of growth. But it is hysterical, and that's why
it belongs right here inside the trios. A teacher got
a DUI on the second day of school. I mean, really,
props being able to make it to the second.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Day or were they just there from the day before?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Oh, I didn't think about that. That is a possibility.
A middle school teacher in Yeah, Florida is facing charges
after he apparently got drunk between classes and crashed his
car into a fence in the school's parking lot. Now, look,
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I don't know what sort of an off period he
had or if it's or if this was just from
end of class bell ten minutes to the next bell
he decided to take a joy ride in the car
and managed to crash it into a fence. I don't
know which, but they did nail him for a dui.
Campus police officer found a thirty two year old English
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teacher passed out behind the wheel with the car still
in gear. It happened around eleven forty five in the
morning on the second day of the school year. They
thought it might have been a medical issue at first,
but then they saw a bunch of single serve alcohol
bottles in his car next to him.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Hey, airplane bottles. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
He refused to have his blood tested at the hospital,
but a police officer noted that, well, he did smell
like alcohol. The police posted about it on Facebook. Several
people left comments saying they were shocked because he's an
excellent teacher. Well, maybe this is why he's an excellent teacher.
Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
That's why they moved him from driver's ad to English.
That guy's going to pass you every time. Let them.
You don't want to learn how to pair a little
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park from that guy.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Stick to Shakespeare, dude.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Let's just read some Homer, buddy.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Yeah, the last thing this guide needs is to take
an odyssey. It's one of the things I love about
this show is we are capable of highbrow humor. Yes,
that was really nicely done, my friend, Just because we
occasionally reach and grab some low hanging fruit doesn't mean
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we're not capable of swinging from the treetops.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
We will drop Homer punchlines on you. And I'm not
talking about my great uncle christ in peace, uncle Homer.
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That's real, by the way, because my grandfather's brother.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Actually named Homer.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Wow, big time cattle rancher northeastern Oklahoma than that buddy,
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on some low hanging fruit