August 28, 2025 • 41 mins
We can't tell what the biggest news of the day is: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged, deer are now on the list of mutant animals, or good 'ol Uncle Herschel returning to the Cracker Barrel logo. What have we become...
PLUS: Trey's new 13 step program!
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Taylor Swift engaged to Travis Kelce after 2 years of dating — see photos of the ring and proposal
Cracker Barrel will go back to old logo after conservative backlash
After 'Frankenstein rabbits' and 'zombie squirrels', 'mutant deer' with flesh-bubble spotted in the US | - Times of India
Exclusive | Run and jump on all fours like an animal for 'quadrobics' fitness trend
PLUS: Trey's new 13 step program!
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Taylor Swift engaged to Travis Kelce after 2 years of dating — see photos of the ring and proposal
Cracker Barrel will go back to old logo after conservative backlash
After 'Frankenstein rabbits' and 'zombie squirrels', 'mutant deer' with flesh-bubble spotted in the US | - Times of India
Exclusive | Run and jump on all fours like an animal for 'quadrobics' fitness trend
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It is time believe your worries outside and life with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley along with Trey Trendholm.
The pop heard around the world happened yesterday. For those
(00:38):
that missed the biggest news in the world, we will
share it with you now. A Pennsylvania woman announced an
engagement to an Ohio man. M I'd love to take
(01:01):
full credit for that, but I can't. I have to
properly attribute that to Fox twenty nine in Philadelphia for
posting a photo of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift after
a football game, her looking up at him with such
proud eyes after a victory, with the headline Pennsylvania woman
(01:23):
announces engagement to Ohio man. So bravo of Fox twenty nine.
And for those that somehow we're living under a rock,
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey are engaged, yay for them.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You would have thought, I don't think. In fact, I
know Middy's Peace would not have gotten as much press.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, it would not have. You know why, because we
don't trust it. Even if someone signed something, we wouldn't
be like, eh, give it a week.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But we all of a sudden have faith at Taylor
Swift's relationships.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
She gets a bad rap as far as the relationship
stuff goes, because if you think about it, what, she's
thirty four, thirty five years old, right, think about your
average never been married, thirty something. I mean, her body
count is not anywhere near what others are now. Granted,
(02:32):
I don't know if she's had any dallions is outside
of her relationships. But I was having a conversation with
our friend Rebecca Black yesterday and she was telling me
about all the relationships that Taylor has had. You know,
she had a Jonas brother, she had some guy like
a Healey, guy that I didn't remember, Calvin Hill, the
DJ slash producer, Travis Kelcey, obviously Tom Hiddleston for like
(02:55):
five minutes, who's best known as Loki in the Marvel movies.
And maybe one other. I mean, how many did I
just name? Like six or seven?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll say five or six?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, I mean that's not that many. I mean that's
barely several. I mean for a woman in her mid thirties,
that's not bad. Oh, Jake Gillenhall, there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I have no issues with Taylor Swift, incredibly talented. I mean,
and I remember her when she was a teenager, and
you know, people don't realize she'd started off as a
country singer and then she made the leap and you know,
conquered the world. But incredibly talented, and you really have
(03:37):
never heard anything bad about her. She's just seems like
a good soul and incredibly talented. I I hope they
have nothing, but you know, love and happiness.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Agreed, it'd be easy to do the tear down thing here,
but honestly, I help I wish them both nothing but
joy and happiness. I actually that for most people, not everybody,
but most people, them included. I will admit I'm a
bit of a swiftye. I didn't used to be. I mean,
(04:12):
I always appreciated, you know, her as an artist or
whatever and who she was, but I wasn't like, oh
my god, I left ta a swift. I'm not at
the point where I'm like, you know, friendship, bracelets up
to my shoulder kind of thing, and crying at the
end of a stage at one of her show's kind
of a deal. But I like her music and like
you said, seems like a good person as far as
I can tell. And Probably the worst thing about her
(04:35):
is that she is an open book man if and
that's and that's really it really is about the worst
thing about her, if you want to try to pick something,
is that she wears her emotions on her musical sleeve.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, she she's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Not necessarily a bad thing. It's just cautionary if you
try to date her.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well, she is a talented and prolific and she takes
what's going on in her life and pours that into
her music. Happy or sad, But no, my I I
like her music. It's great. It's one of those things
kind of for me, probably like Kenny Chesney, I'm probably
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not gonna go out and buy a ticket to a concert,
but if someone said, hey, do you want to go? Absolutely,
you know, especially being the ticket to a Taylor Swift
concert is probably but a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's starting, Yeah, behind a poll. I I feel like it.
I mean, it was not a Kennedy moment, but it
was interesting yesterday when I hit refresh on one website
and then all of a sudden, all every little window
and tab on this news source thing that I go to,
(05:56):
every little button and thumbnail was full of Travis Kelsey,
Taylor Swift stuff. And to me, that's where I think
people get really crummy, is they're like, look at all
that happiness and then they got to talk noise about it,
kind of like the monkey Bots and Superman. If you
see the movie, you'll understand that. But I mean it
really is. It's like some people just hate seeing people
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happy and there's nothing you can do about that. I
will say that I've learned a little bit more about
Travis Kelce in the past few months in the sense
that he's not as dopey as I thought he was.
He seems to be pretty intelligent, just a fun guy,
maybe a good counterpoint to a Taylor Swift who can
be a little emo at times. But he's definitely not
(06:41):
meathead like Gronkowski is.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh no, no, I I like the Kelsey brothers, as
you know. I've they're entertaining and.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I want to hang out with Jason and and that's
that's a Cowboys fan saying that, Yeah, I would hang
out with former Eagle Jason.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh. I would just take him to a tailgate and
just you know, start him off with a couple of
beer bongs and goes.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And just wind him up and watch him go, and
that was a great thing. I thought that was so
great was the first time that Taylor Swift met Travis
Kelsey's family. Jason Kelsey rips his shirt off and jumps
into the stage. Welcome to the family. I can't wait
to see that wedding and the photos and People magazine.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Gonna be Jason Kelsey looking like a Chippendale's dancer running
around the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, Jason Kelsey is gonna be like the Dan band.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
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I'm a little bit troubled by the text message you
sent me the other day, but I wanted to make
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sure I gave you plenty of space to feel your
feelings and to think your thoughts. Okay, now I'm going
to need you to put your words in. I just
need you to tell us what it is.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay. Well, you know, over the years have been very
open about my addictions. People who have known me have
followed along. As you know. I came recovering alcoholic quit,
nicotine dipping, vaping, diet cokes. I mean, I've almost all
(11:28):
my addictions I have somewhat conquered. But there is one
last great addiction that I've had, and and there's really
no hasn't been a a a support group before this addiction.
So I'm going to try to start one.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm at a loss here, trade because I don't know
what addictions are left. And you've never done drugs, so
that's that's on the list as well. So drugs, alcohol, nicotine,
caffeine Oh no, no, wait, no, you still drink caffeine, just
not diet cox. Okay, yeah, all right, So I don't
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know what addictions are left.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well I am. I am going to start a group
called c A No, not that see.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay, because I thought that could be an addiction.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well debatable. No, this is.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Cowboys anonymous as in our Dallas Cowboys as it's go ahead.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's time to free ourselves of the addiction, the delusion
that we can all, you know, move on and and
save relationships and friendships and and and and so much time.
So in your last.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Grade, your last great addiction is the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And the delusion is anonymous.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, and the delusion that they will do anything good.
So in doing so, I have developed a thirteen step
program to help people free themselves.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Did you develop a thirteen step program to help people
quit their cowboys addiction? Because twelve in a normal setting
is not enough for cowboys fans.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, if I'm being honest, it's thirteen because I had
to take a cheap shot at Aggie just to I can.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Help it forever a long hoard, all right, So it's
a twelve step program on how to quit the Dallas
Cowboys plus ant Aggie slam. Yeah, fair enough, Okay, I
don't know if I'm ready to admit that I have
a problem.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh Dan, you, of all people, you should be front
and center. I'm saving you a saint in this meeting.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Here's the thing, I don't think I have a problem
when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys. I think the
Dallas Cowboys are their own problem. That my problem with
the Cowboys is the Cowboys. It's not the fact that
I watch them and continue to support them.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh really, you don't become emotionally invested in them.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's hard.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I've been with them for so long.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I know it's the addiction talking.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
All right, give me give me one of your steps
so you can let me. I tell you what. Let
me hear your steps, and then I'll let you know
if this is something I feel like I'm I am
worthy of tackling about that?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
All right, I'll tell you. We'll we'll. I'll start you
with it. I'll start you off with the first couple.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.
Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
All right, So step one is to admit.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Say it again, we were powerless over the Cowboys were
our team and it's salary cap have become unmanageable.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Step two, oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
to sanity.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I feel like you're doing the Lord's work here.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It is. It's it's uh you know as uh an aa.
Bill w is the the founder and know someday they'll
look back and you know be tray t H brought
us out out of the darkness and uh and into
the light. All right, tell you any relationship?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, since since I am so far, you're only attendee
in this meeting, and I didn't know what meeting it
was when I walked in the room, you tricked me
with donuts and coffee, I'm going to stay and hear
it out. Okay, all right, I'm not saying that I
have a problem just yet.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's okay, Dan, it's listen, be free yourself. You're gonna
find that it's so much better on the other side.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What's on the other side, like doing something else on Sundays?
Not watching football at all? Am I supposed to select
a new team? What's the deal?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I mean, that's up to you, but you know it. Certainly,
once you free yourself with the Cowboys addiction, you can
invest your time into a team that actually might do something.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Is that your way of saying, I need to invest
in myself.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh, we're pick a new team, So.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I just need to go to rally house and look around.
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follow today. Speaking of social media, Trey introduced us to
his Cowboys anonymous thirteen step program on how to free
yourself from being addicted to the Dallas Cowboys. I appreciate
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your efforts. I look forward to the remaining eleven steps.
The good news is this is something you're gonna do
for like the next week and a half leading up
to the opening kickoff of the Cowboys versus the Eagles.
I think this is a great idea that you've got
Trey not only in how to help Cowboys fans free
(18:31):
themselves from their cowboys addiction, but by dropping these steps
here on the show and on social media. So if
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Trey Trenholme one. I'm going to be keeping up with
these on social and right here inside the Treehouse. I'm
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kind of excited. I'm cautiously optimistic, which is sad because
that's usually how I approach Cowboys seasons. Cautiously optimistic, think
about the freedom that'll come. Well, it would free me
up to go to Cracker Barrel more often? Can we
pivot a moment from the joy of Taylor Swift and
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Travis Kelce getting engaged and the freedom that you are
offering us from cowboys' addiction? And I need to ask
you a very important question, Trey, is Cracker Barrel's logo
change a big deal at all to anybody? Really deep down?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Good gift to bleeps, thank you. I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
This for I've tried looking into this a little bit,
and by a little bit, I mean for about ten
minutes before we started the show today because I saw
the news about Cracker Barrel they had changed the logo.
It's like, okay, they changed the logo. And then a
few days later a bunch of people are big mad
that Cracker Barrel changed their logo because they took off
the old man next to the.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Barrel the cracker next to the barrel.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, and then people that were big mad about it
were saying, Ah, Cracker Barrel's gone woke, And I'm just like, well,
did they or did they just change their logo? Like
was there some sort of modern woke agenda to it
or did they just change the logo? And so that's
what I tried to find out, like what was Cracker
Barrel's intentions on changing the logo And I couldn't find
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anything other than they just wanted to. I think the
words they used was modernize it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Some I forgot to see. The woman who's the SEO
said something that kind of alluded to bringing it that
there might have been some you know, a tinge of
oh racism, But it's I think, more than anything else,
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people just don't like change. And I'll say this my
only thoughts on the deal were they made quite possibly
the dullest, most boring logo you could have, and it
was I don't know, it seems stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's great, that's a little promotional stuff. I mean, you're
you're getting an amazing value in in changing the logo
and changing it back just for the free advertising, the
free promotion of the brand. But outside of that, I'm
with you. Like they changed the logo, I wasn't mad
about it. I was more like, why did you like?
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It's a bad logo, the new one. And I don't
mean because they took off the old fart who I
just mean it just looked like a bad logo, and
it's like, if you're gonna change it, change something a
little more drastic, or I don't, I don't know. I
wasn't mad about it because I don't typically get mad
about logos, but a bunch of people did. And then
I'm looking around thinking, if the thing you're angriest about
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today is a restaurant chain, a struggling restaurant chain, changing
its logo, then consider yourself very lucky. Yeah, absolutely, because
this country, in this world has way bigger actual problems.
Then whether or not an old man is sitting next
to a barrel for the cracker barrel logo.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I I go to a cracker barrel probably two times
a year. I meet my stepmom. There's one alan we have,
you know, lunch over there. Food's good. But I you know,
they have their little general store and whatever else, and
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whether what the logo is it just I could give
two crabs and you're absolutely correct. If that's the biggest
problem in your day, you are leading a blessed wife.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, I'm still trying to figure out like actual problems.
I mean, the thing that was most offensive to me
is that they barely changed the font, Like are you
changing the logo or not? Like if you just if
you just cut the old man and the barrel out, Okay,
you're just left with a yellow and brown, gross looking logo.
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Things I'm not offended at. I'm not offended about it
as a white guy. I'm more offended at it just
from a lazy design standpoint.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I want to say. I read that they that they
spent seventy million dollars on this revamp.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I mean, like, okay, not just the logo, but overalled, Yeah,
but overhauled at the restaurant. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
But could could you spend more than ten bucks on
on the graphic design?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's an interesting I'd love to see that pie chart
in the meeting. All right, we're gonna spend seventy million
dollars on this rebranded relaunch your cracker barrel. How much
are you spending on the logo? Ten dollars?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I feel I feel like this is a good campaign.
This is gonna go really really well.
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all right, hold on to your butt, Trey, Bambi has herpies.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Didn't know Bamby was a slut?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You know that's a that's not nice tray to herpie's shame.
It may not be Bamby's fault. Maybe baby just sat
on a bad toilet seat. After frankenstein rabbits and zombies, squirrels,
mutant deer with flesh bubbles have been spotted in the
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United States. I don't even want to go outside anymore.
Nightmarish photos of deer growing mutant like black bubbles are
now spreading like wildfire on social media. This was after
sightings of growth ravaged squirrels and rabbits across the United
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States sparked fear of disease outbreaks. We can't catch a
break man, and by we our poor four legged furry
friends out in the woods. The site of the mutant
deer is disturbing and is scarring people. But people, is
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it really a new plague? Over the past few months,
scary snapshots of the wildlife dominated social media. Rabbits with
antler like growths, hairless squirrels covered in oozing tumors, now
deer sporting wart like flesh bubbles from backyard cameras from
Pennsylvania to wooded trails in Wisconsin. The mutant deer have
become very popular on social media, so the experts say
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these growths are known as cutaneous fibromas more commonly deer worts,
and they're caused by a species specific papilloma virus. So
I was wrong. Tray deer h don't have herpes, they
just have the HPV.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
And this is up north.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
So far, that's where most of these sightings have occurred.
But it's only a matter of time until these viruses
spread into Texas and the Southern States. Now, if they
want to try to put masks on the deer or
something like that, they can give it a shot. I mean,
or just tell them stop humping on each other.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, I mean, or yeah, some slutty Canadian deer that
you got over the border.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I will say this though, like, if you're a hunter
and you see one of these, you do put that
thing down, right, Like even more so because that really does.
Have you seen photos of these, it actually does look
like it's deer. It's oh, it's it's gross, it's nasty.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You know, that'll be an interesting question. Every state has
a different game management system.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
But oh yeah, yeah, there's a photo of a wart
riddled deer. Oh yeah, that's actually one of the better photos.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh yeah, that looks like some last of us, you
know bs.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh, gosh, yeah as gross.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, I would assume that any state would tell hunters
yoh yeah if you can't put them down.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Typically, the phrase is supposed to be if you see something,
say something. In this case, if you see it, shoot it, Yeah,
especially if it's covered all up on their face like
the one photo that you just saw, Like if they
can't even see where it's going, it's gonna end up,
you know, on the middle of a road and then
in the middle of someone's windshield. So anyway, ew.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, that's a it's a very I mean a sound
description of the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Ew So if you see one, go you you, and
then someone please do us all a favor. Uh, I
will say this, Wouldn't it be a lot easier in
the dating world If so. What they're saying is that
these deer covered in these terrible warts have deer HPV.
(29:34):
Wouldn't it be very helpful if in the dating scene
the same happened to people, like, instead of it located
underneath hidden clothing areas, instead it's just all up on
their face. You're like, okay, I know to avoid that guy.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, that would certainly, uh, I mean, then they could have.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That I would run out into the woods with some
antlers on my head and pray for a hunter.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, or you know, they could just have their own
little group. I mean just leper colonies are kind of
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Speaking of today, it is Thursday, August twenty eighth, two
thy twenty five birthdays today. Alanta Thompson turns twenty. Her
name is Alana Thompson, but I believe we all know
her best as Honeybooboo.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, honey Boomboo's twenty. Remember back in the early mid
two thousands, like the early ATS tray, when we were
tracking so many young starlets and when they were gonna
turn eighteen or twenty one. This is what I didn't
ever think about or wanted to know. I don't think it.
I don't think I don't think there's a website that's
(31:54):
tracking when Honeybooboo turned eighteen.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Honest, I would have thought she was older than that,
now that I think about it.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
But that's I am proud to say. I have not
watched one second of a Honey Booboo episode.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
No I saw clips that you know, but no, I
never and will never.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, that's a sort of a double edged sword. When
you release clips from a show, is that your hope
is that it will attract new viewers. In this case,
it repelled me. I don't know if that's the case
for everybody, but again, that's why it's a double edged sword.
Other birthdays today, Armie Hammer turns thirty nine. Armie Hammer
(32:45):
is an actor. He turns thirty nine. He was the
Winklevoss Twins in the Social Network movie. He was also
the Russian spy and the Man from Uncle movie with
Henry cavill and the Lone Ranger opposite Dep's Tonto Armie
Hammer thirty nine years old today. Trey help me remember
(33:07):
is he Isn't he from Dallas area? I think he is.
I think he might be a Highland Park kid. No,
I thought he had some sort of ties to Dallas anyway.
Leanne Rymes Leonn Rymes is forty three today. Jake Owen
is forty four, both of them country singers. Jake Owen's
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big hits, Bearfit, Barefoot, Blue Gene, Night, Beachin, and I
Was Jack, You were Diane. Jack Black is fifty six.
He's a best known to the kiddies as a kung
fu panda. He was also in that Minecraft movie. He
was really really good in the Jumanji movie. So Jack Black.
As we were talking about this the other day with
(33:51):
Raj about how there's some like Melissa McCarthy. It was
her birthday and she's kind of a polarizing comedic figure
in films. Some people with her. It seemed like the
either lover or hater Rebel Wilson similar she's the blonde,
heavier set used to be from Australia. Same thing, kind
of fifty to fifty. Whether or not you love or
hate Jack Black, is that way for a lot of people,
(34:12):
Like he just kind of rubs. It's that same cut
from that same type of comedic cloth, like just really
brash and obnoxious. I'm a fan. I think he's immensely talented.
That man can seeing. I love Tenacious D.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I agree with you, incredibly talented. But also it's kind
of the same character. It just put in different scenarios.
But you're right. In the Jumanji movies he was great.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, it's phenomenal. In Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yes, School of Rock was good, but that's when he
was first coming out. You know who else I have
the same thing about it. It's Will Ferrell, Like I
love him to death, but it's kind of the same
character for the most part, over and over again.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yep, that's true. The other thing with Jack Black that
I've always thought was fascinating. I'm not sure if you
knew this. Did you know Jack Black's mother was a
NASA scientist. I did not know that his mom worked
on the Apollo missions. If I remember correctly from things
I've read online, his mom was a tried and true
(35:23):
NASA scientist. But of course it was the sixties, so
you know, they thin't the women of NASA didn't get
a whole lot of credit back then. They weren't high
on the President's lips when it came time to say
thanks to everybody for taking us to the moon.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Well, I'm sure she's so proud when she sees her
husband or her son, fat and shirtless on stage.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Singing about Satan and the pick of Destiny. I worked
at NASA, you know what. I bet she's very proud.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I just.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It is proof. Though it is proof, it doesn't matter
what you do, because I don't know how she raised him.
Have no idea, We have no idea. If she tried
to force math and science on him. Maybe she wanted
him to become a NASA scientist himself. And he's like, no, Mom, no,
I'm gonna go do this band with my buddy Kyle.
I'm gonna become an actor and do all these other
random things. Or maybe she, you know, said yeah, go
(36:30):
for it, son, that's great, I've already done the important
stuff for our family. You go silly.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
She just looks at his dad and goes, that's your kid.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah.
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(37:26):
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
When you go to the gym and you see someone
running on all fours, that's the new exercise trend. If
you go for a run on the Katie Trail and
someone runs past you on all fours, they are doing
the new hot exercise trend.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Bear crawls are the new hot exercise trend. It seems
to be.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
The New York Post says, this latest trend in fitness
is running and jumping on all fours like an animal.
It's called quadrobics, and it's gaining traction, of course, on
social media, where people are showing off their bear crawls
and cat leaps, sometimes while wearing furry masks and tails.
(38:14):
I don't know if you necessarily need to go that route,
but whatever, Jim attire is a very personal choice.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
So what was punishment for us in high school in football?
You know, if you screwed up, you were going to
do a bear crawl either, you know, depending on how
bad it was, either up and down the field or
around the field if you really screwed up. Now is
the newest hot exercise trends. And I honestly thought that
had kind of bearcrawls had kind of been like outlawed
because the younger, softer generations just didn't like them.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well, it's not that the younger generation didn't like him,
it's the parents of those kids that didn't like them,
and they're like, you're not making my kid bearer crawl
because he was late to practice or he forgot as
pads at home. I don't know if I don't know
if people were seeing that as too corporal punishment like
with the bear crawls. But yeah, you're right, bear crawls,
(39:13):
cat leaps, those types of things are now going to
be hitting your local gym. So if you go to
Planet Fitness and it's pizza night and someone bear crawls
passed you to get a slice, they're just really into fitness.
I for one, look forward to the next day or
the first day I go to the gym and I
see someone doing bear crawls on a treadmill while dressed
(39:35):
like a bear.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I you know what, I I agree with you. I
am all for it.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
If you're going to do it, do it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
And uh you know, I hope see people you know
doing it along the streets. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I I guarantee, I guarantee if you bear a crawl
everywhere you go, no one will ever mug you.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Okay, yeah, I'll take that, you know, because you.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Are going to be way too weird for someone to
jack you. They'd be like, uh oh, I'm not not
messing with that guy.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
All right, next time you come to town, I'll have
you do it my long eater springs and we'll see
how that goes.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Can we choose a different street?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You said you wouldn't be mugged?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I mean, my original statement is still true. I just
don't want to be inviting any other type of muggy.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, they may not take your wallet.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Just might take my ass cherry okay for all things
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The pop heard around the world happened yesterday. For those
(00:38):
that missed the biggest news in the world, we will
share it with you now. A Pennsylvania woman announced an
engagement to an Ohio man. M I'd love to take
(01:01):
full credit for that, but I can't. I have to
properly attribute that to Fox twenty nine in Philadelphia for
posting a photo of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift after
a football game, her looking up at him with such
proud eyes after a victory, with the headline Pennsylvania woman
(01:23):
announces engagement to Ohio man. So bravo of Fox twenty nine.
And for those that somehow we're living under a rock,
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey are engaged, yay for them.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You would have thought, I don't think. In fact, I
know Middy's Peace would not have gotten as much press.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, it would not have. You know why, because we
don't trust it. Even if someone signed something, we wouldn't
be like, eh, give it a week.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
But we all of a sudden have faith at Taylor
Swift's relationships.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
She gets a bad rap as far as the relationship
stuff goes, because if you think about it, what, she's
thirty four, thirty five years old, right, think about your
average never been married, thirty something. I mean, her body
count is not anywhere near what others are now. Granted,
(02:32):
I don't know if she's had any dallions is outside
of her relationships. But I was having a conversation with
our friend Rebecca Black yesterday and she was telling me
about all the relationships that Taylor has had. You know,
she had a Jonas brother, she had some guy like
a Healey, guy that I didn't remember, Calvin Hill, the
DJ slash producer, Travis Kelcey, obviously Tom Hiddleston for like
(02:55):
five minutes, who's best known as Loki in the Marvel movies.
And maybe one other. I mean, how many did I
just name? Like six or seven?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll say five or six?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, I mean that's not that many. I mean that's
barely several. I mean for a woman in her mid thirties,
that's not bad. Oh, Jake Gillenhall, there we go.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I have no issues with Taylor Swift, incredibly talented. I mean,
and I remember her when she was a teenager, and
you know, people don't realize she'd started off as a
country singer and then she made the leap and you know,
conquered the world. But incredibly talented, and you really have
(03:37):
never heard anything bad about her. She's just seems like
a good soul and incredibly talented. I I hope they
have nothing, but you know, love and happiness.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Agreed, it'd be easy to do the tear down thing here,
but honestly, I help I wish them both nothing but
joy and happiness. I actually that for most people, not everybody,
but most people, them included. I will admit I'm a
bit of a swiftye. I didn't used to be. I mean,
(04:12):
I always appreciated, you know, her as an artist or
whatever and who she was, but I wasn't like, oh
my god, I left ta a swift. I'm not at
the point where I'm like, you know, friendship, bracelets up
to my shoulder kind of thing, and crying at the
end of a stage at one of her show's kind
of a deal. But I like her music and like
you said, seems like a good person as far as
I can tell. And Probably the worst thing about her
(04:35):
is that she is an open book man if and
that's and that's really it really is about the worst
thing about her, if you want to try to pick something,
is that she wears her emotions on her musical sleeve.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, she she's.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Not necessarily a bad thing. It's just cautionary if you
try to date her.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well, she is a talented and prolific and she takes
what's going on in her life and pours that into
her music. Happy or sad, But no, my I I
like her music. It's great. It's one of those things
kind of for me, probably like Kenny Chesney, I'm probably
(05:20):
not gonna go out and buy a ticket to a concert,
but if someone said, hey, do you want to go? Absolutely,
you know, especially being the ticket to a Taylor Swift
concert is probably but a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's starting, Yeah, behind a poll. I I feel like it.
I mean, it was not a Kennedy moment, but it
was interesting yesterday when I hit refresh on one website
and then all of a sudden, all every little window
and tab on this news source thing that I go to,
(05:56):
every little button and thumbnail was full of Travis Kelsey,
Taylor Swift stuff. And to me, that's where I think
people get really crummy, is they're like, look at all
that happiness and then they got to talk noise about it,
kind of like the monkey Bots and Superman. If you
see the movie, you'll understand that. But I mean it
really is. It's like some people just hate seeing people
(06:17):
happy and there's nothing you can do about that. I
will say that I've learned a little bit more about
Travis Kelce in the past few months in the sense
that he's not as dopey as I thought he was.
He seems to be pretty intelligent, just a fun guy,
maybe a good counterpoint to a Taylor Swift who can
be a little emo at times. But he's definitely not
(06:41):
meathead like Gronkowski is.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh no, no, I I like the Kelsey brothers, as
you know. I've they're entertaining and.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I want to hang out with Jason and and that's
that's a Cowboys fan saying that, Yeah, I would hang
out with former Eagle Jason.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh. I would just take him to a tailgate and
just you know, start him off with a couple of
beer bongs and goes.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And just wind him up and watch him go, and
that was a great thing. I thought that was so
great was the first time that Taylor Swift met Travis
Kelsey's family. Jason Kelsey rips his shirt off and jumps
into the stage. Welcome to the family. I can't wait
to see that wedding and the photos and People magazine.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Gonna be Jason Kelsey looking like a Chippendale's dancer running
around the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, Jason Kelsey is gonna be like the Dan band.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Now, I want to go to the wedding.
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(10:50):
sure I gave you plenty of space to feel your
feelings and to think your thoughts. Okay, now I'm going
to need you to put your words in. I just
need you to tell us what it is.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay. Well, you know, over the years have been very
open about my addictions. People who have known me have
followed along. As you know. I came recovering alcoholic quit,
nicotine dipping, vaping, diet cokes. I mean, I've almost all
(11:28):
my addictions I have somewhat conquered. But there is one
last great addiction that I've had, and and there's really
no hasn't been a a a support group before this addiction.
So I'm going to try to start one.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm at a loss here, trade because I don't know
what addictions are left. And you've never done drugs, so
that's that's on the list as well. So drugs, alcohol, nicotine,
caffeine Oh no, no, wait, no, you still drink caffeine, just
not diet cox. Okay, yeah, all right, So I don't
(12:10):
know what addictions are left.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well I am. I am going to start a group
called c A No, not that see.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay, because I thought that could be an addiction.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well debatable. No, this is.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Cowboys anonymous as in our Dallas Cowboys as it's go ahead.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's time to free ourselves of the addiction, the delusion
that we can all, you know, move on and and
save relationships and friendships and and and and so much time.
So in your last.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Grade, your last great addiction is the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
And the delusion is anonymous.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, and the delusion that they will do anything good.
So in doing so, I have developed a thirteen step
program to help people free themselves.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Did you develop a thirteen step program to help people
quit their cowboys addiction? Because twelve in a normal setting
is not enough for cowboys fans.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, if I'm being honest, it's thirteen because I had
to take a cheap shot at Aggie just to I can.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Help it forever a long hoard, all right, So it's
a twelve step program on how to quit the Dallas
Cowboys plus ant Aggie slam. Yeah, fair enough, Okay, I
don't know if I'm ready to admit that I have
a problem.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh Dan, you, of all people, you should be front
and center. I'm saving you a saint in this meeting.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Here's the thing, I don't think I have a problem
when it comes to the Dallas Cowboys. I think the
Dallas Cowboys are their own problem. That my problem with
the Cowboys is the Cowboys. It's not the fact that
I watch them and continue to support them.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh really, you don't become emotionally invested in them.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's hard.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I've been with them for so long.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I know it's the addiction talking.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
All right, give me give me one of your steps
so you can let me. I tell you what. Let
me hear your steps, and then I'll let you know
if this is something I feel like I'm I am
worthy of tackling about that?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
All right, I'll tell you. We'll we'll. I'll start you
with it. I'll start you off with the first couple.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.
Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
All right, So step one is to admit.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Say it again, we were powerless over the Cowboys were
our team and it's salary cap have become unmanageable.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Step two, oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
to sanity.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I feel like you're doing the Lord's work here.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It is. It's it's uh you know as uh an aa.
Bill w is the the founder and know someday they'll
look back and you know be tray t H brought
us out out of the darkness and uh and into
the light. All right, tell you any relationship?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, since since I am so far, you're only attendee
in this meeting, and I didn't know what meeting it
was when I walked in the room, you tricked me
with donuts and coffee, I'm going to stay and hear
it out. Okay, all right, I'm not saying that I
have a problem just yet.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's okay, Dan, it's listen, be free yourself. You're gonna
find that it's so much better on the other side.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
What's on the other side, like doing something else on Sundays?
Not watching football at all? Am I supposed to select
a new team? What's the deal?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I mean, that's up to you, but you know it. Certainly,
once you free yourself with the Cowboys addiction, you can
invest your time into a team that actually might do something.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Is that your way of saying, I need to invest
in myself.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh, we're pick a new team, So.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I just need to go to rally house and look around.
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follow today. Speaking of social media, Trey introduced us to
his Cowboys anonymous thirteen step program on how to free
yourself from being addicted to the Dallas Cowboys. I appreciate
(18:10):
your efforts. I look forward to the remaining eleven steps.
The good news is this is something you're gonna do
for like the next week and a half leading up
to the opening kickoff of the Cowboys versus the Eagles.
I think this is a great idea that you've got
Trey not only in how to help Cowboys fans free
(18:31):
themselves from their cowboys addiction, but by dropping these steps
here on the show and on social media. So if
you want to see Trey sharing these steps step by step,
make sure you're following us on social media. For the show,
it's at Treehouse on air, and for Trey it's at
Trey Trenholme one. I'm going to be keeping up with
these on social and right here inside the Treehouse. I'm
(18:56):
kind of excited. I'm cautiously optimistic, which is sad because
that's usually how I approach Cowboys seasons. Cautiously optimistic, think
about the freedom that'll come. Well, it would free me
up to go to Cracker Barrel more often? Can we
pivot a moment from the joy of Taylor Swift and
(19:18):
Travis Kelce getting engaged and the freedom that you are
offering us from cowboys' addiction? And I need to ask
you a very important question, Trey, is Cracker Barrel's logo
change a big deal at all to anybody? Really deep down?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Good gift to bleeps, thank you. I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
This for I've tried looking into this a little bit,
and by a little bit, I mean for about ten
minutes before we started the show today because I saw
the news about Cracker Barrel they had changed the logo.
It's like, okay, they changed the logo. And then a
few days later a bunch of people are big mad
that Cracker Barrel changed their logo because they took off
the old man next to the.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Barrel the cracker next to the barrel.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, and then people that were big mad about it
were saying, Ah, Cracker Barrel's gone woke, And I'm just like, well,
did they or did they just change their logo? Like
was there some sort of modern woke agenda to it
or did they just change the logo? And so that's
what I tried to find out, like what was Cracker
Barrel's intentions on changing the logo And I couldn't find
(20:28):
anything other than they just wanted to. I think the
words they used was modernize it.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Some I forgot to see. The woman who's the SEO
said something that kind of alluded to bringing it that
there might have been some you know, a tinge of
oh racism, But it's I think, more than anything else,
(20:57):
people just don't like change. And I'll say this my
only thoughts on the deal were they made quite possibly
the dullest, most boring logo you could have, and it
was I don't know, it seems stupid.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's great, that's a little promotional stuff. I mean, you're
you're getting an amazing value in in changing the logo
and changing it back just for the free advertising, the
free promotion of the brand. But outside of that, I'm
with you. Like they changed the logo, I wasn't mad
about it. I was more like, why did you like?
(21:42):
It's a bad logo, the new one. And I don't
mean because they took off the old fart who I
just mean it just looked like a bad logo, and
it's like, if you're gonna change it, change something a
little more drastic, or I don't, I don't know. I
wasn't mad about it because I don't typically get mad
about logos, but a bunch of people did. And then
I'm looking around thinking, if the thing you're angriest about
(22:05):
today is a restaurant chain, a struggling restaurant chain, changing
its logo, then consider yourself very lucky. Yeah, absolutely, because
this country, in this world has way bigger actual problems.
Then whether or not an old man is sitting next
to a barrel for the cracker barrel logo.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I I go to a cracker barrel probably two times
a year. I meet my stepmom. There's one alan we have,
you know, lunch over there. Food's good. But I you know,
they have their little general store and whatever else, and
(22:48):
whether what the logo is it just I could give
two crabs and you're absolutely correct. If that's the biggest
problem in your day, you are leading a blessed wife.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I mean, I'm still trying to figure out like actual problems.
I mean, the thing that was most offensive to me
is that they barely changed the font, Like are you
changing the logo or not? Like if you just if
you just cut the old man and the barrel out, Okay,
you're just left with a yellow and brown, gross looking logo.
(23:24):
Things I'm not offended at. I'm not offended about it
as a white guy. I'm more offended at it just
from a lazy design standpoint.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I want to say. I read that they that they
spent seventy million dollars on this revamp.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I mean, like, okay, not just the logo, but overalled, Yeah,
but overhauled at the restaurant. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
But could could you spend more than ten bucks on
on the graphic design?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's an interesting I'd love to see that pie chart
in the meeting. All right, we're gonna spend seventy million
dollars on this rebranded relaunch your cracker barrel. How much
are you spending on the logo? Ten dollars?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I feel I feel like this is a good campaign.
This is gonna go really really well.
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Speaker 2 (25:16):
Didn't know Bamby was a slut?
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You know that's a that's not nice tray to herpie's shame.
It may not be Bamby's fault. Maybe baby just sat
on a bad toilet seat. After frankenstein rabbits and zombies, squirrels,
mutant deer with flesh bubbles have been spotted in the
(25:42):
United States. I don't even want to go outside anymore.
Nightmarish photos of deer growing mutant like black bubbles are
now spreading like wildfire on social media. This was after
sightings of growth ravaged squirrels and rabbits across the United
(26:04):
States sparked fear of disease outbreaks. We can't catch a
break man, and by we our poor four legged furry
friends out in the woods. The site of the mutant
deer is disturbing and is scarring people. But people, is
(26:25):
it really a new plague? Over the past few months,
scary snapshots of the wildlife dominated social media. Rabbits with
antler like growths, hairless squirrels covered in oozing tumors, now
deer sporting wart like flesh bubbles from backyard cameras from
Pennsylvania to wooded trails in Wisconsin. The mutant deer have
become very popular on social media, so the experts say
(26:49):
these growths are known as cutaneous fibromas more commonly deer worts,
and they're caused by a species specific papilloma virus. So
I was wrong. Tray deer h don't have herpes, they
just have the HPV.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
And this is up north.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
So far, that's where most of these sightings have occurred.
But it's only a matter of time until these viruses
spread into Texas and the Southern States. Now, if they
want to try to put masks on the deer or
something like that, they can give it a shot. I mean,
or just tell them stop humping on each other.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, I mean, or yeah, some slutty Canadian deer that
you got over the border.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I will say this though, like, if you're a hunter
and you see one of these, you do put that
thing down, right, Like even more so because that really does.
Have you seen photos of these, it actually does look
like it's deer. It's oh, it's it's gross, it's nasty.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You know, that'll be an interesting question. Every state has
a different game management system.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
But oh yeah, yeah, there's a photo of a wart
riddled deer. Oh yeah, that's actually one of the better photos.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh yeah, that looks like some last of us, you
know bs.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh, gosh, yeah as gross.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, I would assume that any state would tell hunters
yoh yeah if you can't put them down.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Typically, the phrase is supposed to be if you see something,
say something. In this case, if you see it, shoot it, Yeah,
especially if it's covered all up on their face like
the one photo that you just saw, Like if they
can't even see where it's going, it's gonna end up,
you know, on the middle of a road and then
in the middle of someone's windshield. So anyway, ew.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, that's a it's a very I mean a sound
description of the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Ew So if you see one, go you you, and
then someone please do us all a favor. Uh, I
will say this, Wouldn't it be a lot easier in
the dating world If so. What they're saying is that
these deer covered in these terrible warts have deer HPV.
(29:34):
Wouldn't it be very helpful if in the dating scene
the same happened to people, like, instead of it located
underneath hidden clothing areas, instead it's just all up on
their face. You're like, okay, I know to avoid that guy.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, that would certainly, uh, I mean, then they could have.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That I would run out into the woods with some
antlers on my head and pray for a hunter.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, or you know, they could just have their own
little group. I mean just leper colonies are kind of
a thing of the past now, you know the HPV colonies,
bump worts.
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Speaking of today, it is Thursday, August twenty eighth, two
thy twenty five birthdays today. Alanta Thompson turns twenty. Her
name is Alana Thompson, but I believe we all know
her best as Honeybooboo.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, honey Boomboo's twenty. Remember back in the early mid
two thousands, like the early ATS tray, when we were
tracking so many young starlets and when they were gonna
turn eighteen or twenty one. This is what I didn't
ever think about or wanted to know. I don't think it.
I don't think I don't think there's a website that's
(31:54):
tracking when Honeybooboo turned eighteen.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Honest, I would have thought she was older than that,
now that I think about it.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
But that's I am proud to say. I have not
watched one second of a Honey Booboo episode.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
No I saw clips that you know, but no, I
never and will never.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, that's a sort of a double edged sword. When
you release clips from a show, is that your hope
is that it will attract new viewers. In this case,
it repelled me. I don't know if that's the case
for everybody, but again, that's why it's a double edged sword.
Other birthdays today, Armie Hammer turns thirty nine. Armie Hammer
(32:45):
is an actor. He turns thirty nine. He was the
Winklevoss Twins in the Social Network movie. He was also
the Russian spy and the Man from Uncle movie with
Henry cavill and the Lone Ranger opposite Dep's Tonto Armie
Hammer thirty nine years old today. Trey help me remember
(33:07):
is he Isn't he from Dallas area? I think he is.
I think he might be a Highland Park kid. No,
I thought he had some sort of ties to Dallas anyway.
Leanne Rymes Leonn Rymes is forty three today. Jake Owen
is forty four, both of them country singers. Jake Owen's
(33:30):
big hits, Bearfit, Barefoot, Blue Gene, Night, Beachin, and I
Was Jack, You were Diane. Jack Black is fifty six.
He's a best known to the kiddies as a kung
fu panda. He was also in that Minecraft movie. He
was really really good in the Jumanji movie. So Jack Black.
As we were talking about this the other day with
(33:51):
Raj about how there's some like Melissa McCarthy. It was
her birthday and she's kind of a polarizing comedic figure
in films. Some people with her. It seemed like the
either lover or hater Rebel Wilson similar she's the blonde,
heavier set used to be from Australia. Same thing, kind
of fifty to fifty. Whether or not you love or
hate Jack Black, is that way for a lot of people,
(34:12):
Like he just kind of rubs. It's that same cut
from that same type of comedic cloth, like just really
brash and obnoxious. I'm a fan. I think he's immensely talented.
That man can seeing. I love Tenacious D.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I agree with you, incredibly talented. But also it's kind
of the same character. It just put in different scenarios.
But you're right. In the Jumanji movies he was great.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, it's phenomenal. In Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yes, School of Rock was good, but that's when he
was first coming out. You know who else I have
the same thing about it. It's Will Ferrell, Like I
love him to death, but it's kind of the same
character for the most part, over and over again.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yep, that's true. The other thing with Jack Black that
I've always thought was fascinating. I'm not sure if you
knew this. Did you know Jack Black's mother was a
NASA scientist. I did not know that his mom worked
on the Apollo missions. If I remember correctly from things
I've read online, his mom was a tried and true
(35:23):
NASA scientist. But of course it was the sixties, so
you know, they thin't the women of NASA didn't get
a whole lot of credit back then. They weren't high
on the President's lips when it came time to say
thanks to everybody for taking us to the moon.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Well, I'm sure she's so proud when she sees her
husband or her son, fat and shirtless on stage.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Singing about Satan and the pick of Destiny. I worked
at NASA, you know what. I bet she's very proud.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I just.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It is proof. Though it is proof, it doesn't matter
what you do, because I don't know how she raised him.
Have no idea, We have no idea. If she tried
to force math and science on him. Maybe she wanted
him to become a NASA scientist himself. And he's like, no, Mom, no,
I'm gonna go do this band with my buddy Kyle.
I'm gonna become an actor and do all these other
random things. Or maybe she, you know, said yeah, go
(36:30):
for it, son, that's great, I've already done the important
stuff for our family. You go silly.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
She just looks at his dad and goes, that's your kid.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah.
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right here inside the Treehouse. There's a hot new exercise trend, Trey.
(37:26):
Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
When you go to the gym and you see someone
running on all fours, that's the new exercise trend. If
you go for a run on the Katie Trail and
someone runs past you on all fours, they are doing
the new hot exercise trend.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Bear crawls are the new hot exercise trend. It seems
to be.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
The New York Post says, this latest trend in fitness
is running and jumping on all fours like an animal.
It's called quadrobics, and it's gaining traction, of course, on
social media, where people are showing off their bear crawls
and cat leaps, sometimes while wearing furry masks and tails.
(38:14):
I don't know if you necessarily need to go that route,
but whatever, Jim attire is a very personal choice.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
So what was punishment for us in high school in football?
You know, if you screwed up, you were going to
do a bear crawl either, you know, depending on how
bad it was, either up and down the field or
around the field if you really screwed up. Now is
the newest hot exercise trends. And I honestly thought that
had kind of bearcrawls had kind of been like outlawed
because the younger, softer generations just didn't like them.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well, it's not that the younger generation didn't like him,
it's the parents of those kids that didn't like them,
and they're like, you're not making my kid bearer crawl
because he was late to practice or he forgot as
pads at home. I don't know if I don't know
if people were seeing that as too corporal punishment like
with the bear crawls. But yeah, you're right, bear crawls,
(39:13):
cat leaps, those types of things are now going to
be hitting your local gym. So if you go to
Planet Fitness and it's pizza night and someone bear crawls
passed you to get a slice, they're just really into fitness.
I for one, look forward to the next day or
the first day I go to the gym and I
see someone doing bear crawls on a treadmill while dressed
(39:35):
like a bear.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I you know what, I I agree with you. I
am all for it.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
If you're going to do it, do it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
And uh you know, I hope see people you know
doing it along the streets. Oh yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I I guarantee, I guarantee if you bear a crawl
everywhere you go, no one will ever mug you.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Okay, yeah, I'll take that, you know, because you.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Are going to be way too weird for someone to
jack you. They'd be like, uh oh, I'm not not
messing with that guy.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
All right, next time you come to town, I'll have
you do it my long eater springs and we'll see
how that goes.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Can we choose a different street?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
You said you wouldn't be mugged?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I mean, my original statement is still true. I just
don't want to be inviting any other type of muggy.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, they may not take your wallet.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Just might take my ass cherry okay for all things
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