July 30, 2025 • 48 mins
Today's show is a doozy. We start off today by talking about that horrible moment when you crap your pants, then we talk about peeing in the pool, and then we learn about conjoined twins Carmen and Lupita and the show derails, we also discuss old fitness fads, and then learn about Johnny Turnip and what he accuses Donald Trump of doing. But first, Birthdays!
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trade
Trendholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, July thirtieth, two
thousand and one. Five As an adult? Do you still
(00:36):
pee in the pool? Trey all the time? Got a boy, Raj?
What about you? You're an adult? Do you still pee
in the pool?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I never have.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Never. Never, Well, Son, you ain't lived.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Don't they have some kind of chemical that can like
turn a different color if you do?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now, that's just what they tell you in swim school.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh well, I believed it, so that's why I never
did it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I did two one time. I think it was was
it third grade? It was the summer either between third
grade or fourth grade, I can't remember which. I was
doing swim lessons and the place where I was doing
the swim lessons told us they said, all right, look
all your little bastard kids. Don't know why they looked
(01:30):
at me when they said that, even though it was accurate.
What they said was, look, this pool has the chemical
in it, so if you pee, that's gonna you know,
all your pepee cloud's gonna turn colors and everyone's gonna
know you peed in a pool. And I'm pretty sure
that's just a myth. I don't even think that substance
(01:52):
actually exists. Granted, it did have a hell of an appearance,
and I believe it was The Grown Ups Movie or
Grown Ups to Forget which because I didn't see either
of them. But I have seen that scene, so that
kept me from peeing in that particular pool.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Almost never.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I just I squeaked out a tester at one point.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That has been a wives tale they have been telling
the kids. I'm pretty sure since swimming pools were invented.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Never never bet in a pool, never poop my pants,
any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, that's because you're not a white guy trying Indian food.
As a white guy who's tried Indian food, that's happened
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
The first time was the first time and your body adjusted.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, no, no, that was it was later.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, yeah, gotcha, Yeah, I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You've never had the just let out a little bit
of a fart and all of a sudden you're like, oops.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nope, then you don't know true betrayal from your body.
I don't care if you've had a GIRLD friend or
wife cheat on you. It is not the same as
when your body betrays you, when you think it's a
fart and and it and stuff comes out. That is
the ultimate betrayal.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't even know how I would feel at that moment, betrayed, betrayed,
not even but I would feel bad for myself. I'm like,
what do I you should You're like, this is horrible.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I can't even trust myself.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, but what do you Okay, So what do you
do in that situation?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, it's where you are, exactly. It's all situational based.
It depends on where you are, what your resources are.
Is there a bathroom around? Do you have pair an
additional like you have spare pants? Can There's so many factors.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
RAJ. Are you at a TJ Max? Is that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah? Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
How many other how many other stalls are around you?
If you even are near a bathroom when it happens.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh man, what if you're in the car.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It gives you a lot of time to ponder, ponder.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Life and hopefully you're by yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is that what they call it? Sit and stew.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You're contemplating all your life decisions at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, and you should because everything that happened in
your life has led you to the point where you're
sitting in the car and you've pooed yourself accidentally. I
hope it was accidental, and it really is true. Everything
you've done in your life led you to that moment
right then and there, to where you would poop your
pants in a car, and now you got to sit
in it for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And you throw everything away, right like those genes never
get used again, or those underwear never get used again, right.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Again.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It depends, which ironically would have helped if you had
some of those. But if you're wearing underwear, then perhaps
that can contain, so you don't ruin the pants or
whatever that you're wearing outside of that. But it also
depends on the kind of undwearing worrying. If you're wearing boxers,
it may not matter.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, do you want it to contain?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Well, it depends on the pants. I mean, how much
do I like those pants? Do they still make those pants?
Do I own another pair of those pants in a
different color? Where I could? You know, it'd be fine
if they had to be thrown away, But I mean again,
it all just depends.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you have poo pants, Well.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You make it sound like those are the pants I
wear intentionally to pooh in them.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No, they're well you have pants that you pooed in.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Shorts?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, oh, we can't be friends anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
They're clean.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh okay, never, they'll never be.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I am not forever sullied. I just I just have
really interesting stories, and so does Trey. We because Trey
and I just because because that has happened to us,
we have a level of character that you don't possess yet.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Raj, That's true.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I agree, because I'm assuming that as a child you
pooed your pants, But when you do it as an adult,
it's a totally different thing. And when it happens to you,
and it will, you will join a very sad club.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
In your mind. You realize that when you play This
is your Life, this is going to be an episode
that really stands out.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, that really would have.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That really would have made that show so much better,
because I really feel like your your life is not
well rounded without at least one of those incidents.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I don't, okay, not even as a kid, I didn't.
It didn't happen to me as a child.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I mean as a as a baby when you wearing diapers. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that happens.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Outside of that now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It really is an interesting thing that as a fully
formed human, that's.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You know, toilet a very odd sensation.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Sometimes your body just revolts and there's nothing you can
really do about it. It's just a matter of Okay,
where am I and what are my options. There was
one time I think I was let's see, let me
go back here. I think I was eleven. I'll go,
I'll go. I'll say I was eleven years old. I
(07:40):
was visiting my grandfather in Oklahoma, and I went to
my old elementary school to play on the playground. And
I don't know what I ate earlier that day or
the night before, but it decided it wanted to see
the light of day, and it didn't care what I wanted.
And the school was locked down. I couldn't go in there.
There were no port of bodies or anything. So I
did the only thing I could do, and that was
(08:01):
go along the hedgerow of bushes next to the sea
saw and well leave my stamp on my old elementary school.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wow, Okay, I'm learning so much about you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That I'm willing to share too much with you too.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think Taco Bell was involved in yours multiple meals.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, that'll do. Okay, Wow, yeah, no, I I
just you can't run. You can't you can't go to
there's no you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Run because if you try to run, then it's gonna
make it worse and you will have to throw away.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Those This isn't a deal where you had warning.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
This is okay.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
In my experience, it was, you know, you just thought
you were gonna let out a little bit of a
fart and and then things go, you know, real quick.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yep, there's and yeah, that doesn't give you an option.
It's just like okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, and you're sitting in your car and you're like,
I'm forty nine years old and I just craped myself.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
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on Air, subscribe to Treehouse Plus today. I just realized
that in that last segment we talked an awful lot
about going to the bathroom in our pants, and it
all originated with me asking, as adults, do you guys
ever pee in the pool? I never even gave you
(12:31):
any more context beyond the question. I just asked a question.
The next thing, you know, try and are talking about
taco bell pants running down our leg and in the
middle of six thirty five. So let's go back to
the original question. Do as an adult, have you peed
in a pool?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Tray?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm sure at some point yes, Okay, Roj, No, never
peed in the pool, you claim?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
The reason I ask is because in a recent survey,
fifty three percent of American adults admit they have eat
in a pool. Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've
peed in the pool as an adult. I would claim
one percent of those people are liars.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Because it feels so good, Raj, do you pee in
the shower?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, that's gross, that's efficient, It's going to the same place, Raj.
I don't know why I don't know why people have
such a hard time. I don't know why people look
down their noses at someone that that goes T T
in the shower.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh, I don't. I'm not judging you. I just I
just don't do it. I just find the double I'd
have to wash the tub afterwards.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We're not talking about waffle stomping here. It's just going
number one.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What are you eating that you think you're yurine? Is
that filthy?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You just just constantly eat a spare? I guess what's
the deal.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Isn't the toilet next to your tub? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Usually?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So, then why wouldn't you just do that?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Saving water?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
H that's right?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Saving water? Sure, okay, gotcha. That's a very interesting way
to conserve stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
But it is no, I've never every time you flush
a toilet, I mean, that's a lot of water that
goes down there with it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, but there's more water coming out of the shower
than in the toilet, like.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Not in not not per second, isn't like in the
It's goal in a matter of seconds when you flush
the toilet, it's like ten twenty gallons of go down. Yeah, yeah, anyway.
Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've peed in the
pool as an adult. Twenty three percent also claimed they
would not report a Code Brown in a community or
(14:55):
hotel pool because it could lead to the pool being
temporarily closed down. That's just weird to me.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Then now they don't say it's their Code Brown, just
somebody else's. So you would just casually just kind of
push that floater on by or maybe try to guide
it into the skimmer and not tell anyone because you
don't want the pool to get closed. Dude, that's nasty.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
If I saw Code Brown, it's gonna look like Caddyshack.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It is gonna look like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'll
be two people that have walked on water in history,
be me and Jesus. Maybe that's why Jesus did it
his time. Maybe he saw duty in the water. He
was just snorkeling in the sea a galilee and gow.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That made a miracle happen.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Look look at that boy run.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh no, I can't even That's just so gross. And
now I want to shower and and maybe peeing it.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Let's you got a shot you might, I'd enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Okay, are you gotta do is.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
A little warm water? Let it run over your handle
for a little while. You'll you'll, you'll get the feeling.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Uh so.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Twenty three percent of people say they would not report
a Code brown in a community or hotel pool because
it might lead to the pool being temporarily closed down.
And in addition to that, fourteen percent of swimmers say
they would personally remove the pool to avoid a shut down.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Well, who is that dedicated to swimming?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I don't know. Also, how good is that pool at
the Lakita? I mean I've I've seen some pretty nice
resort style of pools, but not a I haven't loved
any enough where it's like, you know what, I got it,
I'll take care of you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You could shut the building down, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Let just bring on the bring on the wrecking ball,
take down the whole, take down the whole hotel.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, what happened the pool? Why is it on fire?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's why although your rio tray would be very committed
of someone to swimming that if they find a human
pool in the pool that they decide to run over
to the little dog park that's also on the property
of the hotel. Grab a baggie, go back to the pool.
Grab it.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, that's weird, it's gross.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And let's be honest, the pools that hotels are not
typically very large. So if you see, you're gonna see it.
And then you're gonna see and if the person is
really that committed to keeping the pool open for everyone
that they want to handle the dukie themselves, well I
would notice that.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, you'd see that person. You would never make eye
contact with them again, but you wouldn't see them.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
As many times I will say this, I mean as
many times as we've been to the Foe in Dallas,
the Fraternal Order of Eagles pool, as many times as
we've been there, I'm surprised I haven't seen a code Brown.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, because there's there's a bunch of kids that come
out there as well.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes, kid, Honestly, the kids aren't the ones I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm worried about you two.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm worried about the guy that's slamming Jager non stop
and made three trips to the to the burger shack.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh a Yager pool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Also in this new survey about swimming in summer, which
is really glorious for us. Sixty three percent of frequent
swimmers say they regularly eat or drink while in the pool,
which to some may seem harmless, but it often leaves
behind crumbs, spills, and sticky residues. Just don't eat the jello. Also,
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forty eight percent of people say they regularly use pools
to rinse dirt or sand from their bare feet or sandals.
Learning so much about my federal man, that's just rude.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'll beautiful, but I'll wash my feet off before I
get Not a barbarian, dude.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm right there with you. I think that makes total sense.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Just be on your feet. That's that's weird. Rush, Oh
that's gross.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, there's a footpath right there next to the toilet.
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Today is Wednesday, July thirty, twenty twenty five. I'm Daniel Malley,
along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma in a story
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that I'm sure is going to rock the tree House
to its core. Conjoined twins Carmen and Lupita have lived
their entire lives connected at the Torso, but in twenty
twenty four, Carmen made headlines when she married her longtime
boyfriend Daniel the twist. Lupita, who shares organs with her
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conjoined sister, made it clear she's not in the relationship
and still considers herself single. So you know, if you're looking,
Lupita is still single, are you guys?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Okay? Now, how conjoined are they?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And where at the Torso Torso?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
At the Torso So it's it's the chest. They're they're,
they're they're They're connected at the chest and they share organs.
One of them got married last year, but the other
one swears no, no, no, I am still single and
ready to mingle.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
The couple slash trio say they have found a dynamic
that works and refuse to let outsiders define what's normal.
Carmen calls it love, Lupita calls it independence. HM Online
it sparked a global conversation about consent, identity and what
it really means to share your life with someone.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, okay that, how do you do that? I need
to talk to this Daniel. Guy's good.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's a good question to have. I'm with you that
a lot have it, which is how.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, that's it. I mean it's an easy, I guess
easy threesome. There's too many jokes here, that's the it is.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But here's the thing. I feel like this is a
genie and a bottle granting wishes that have gone awry,
Like like a guy finds the genie in the sand,
or find a guy finds a bottle and he rubs
the lamp. That's what it's. Sorry, guy finds the lamp
and he rubs it. Genie pops out and says, I'm
gonna give you three wishes, and one of the first
ones the guy says, I want two checks at the
(22:35):
same time, and the genie says, okay, but you probably
should have tailored your question a little more carefully because
I'm going to throw you a click ball, are you
not please? There's two of them, here. Sure they're connected
at the chest.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What happens if what's a Lupita?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Carmen and Lupita?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
What happens if decides to go through a study phase?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Good for Daniel? Yeah, well, I don't know's that's cheap?
I guess I don't know. I saw the on what
was it TLC or something that the other girls that
I had the two heads or whatever it is, and
(23:25):
they finish their own sentences. It's so weird, like I
can't even imagine. And they're married, so I can't imagine
how that works.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I really don't know either. It's just really I mean,
we all have questions, and I really feel like we
all are wondering the same thing.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I mean, if one of them gets pregnant, do you
know who the father is?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'd have more questions if you didn't.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I mean, if they you know, had a wild night. Yeah,
there's a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Maybe you're right. I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
They're good looking.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean, I'm going to show you. I think I
found a photo. Hear me, so I can show this
to you guys, maybe just a second here. Uh, So
they are connected at the torso they have two heads,
but outside of that, every all the other appinages seem
to be quote unquote normal. They got two arms, two legs,
(24:49):
So I'm I'm guessing the downstairs area is a shared space.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I mean, do you do? You do? You have to, like,
you know, put it on your calendar like they do.
They they have like a a Google calendar for their privates.
You know, who gets time?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh that's a good question. Well not only that, but
when it comes time, you know, for the one that's
married to the guy, when it's time for them to
be romantic with one another, the other one claims independence
and is not a part of it. So then do
you just like cover her with a sheet? I mean what,
I don't I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I mean, I mean, if you do a really good job,
do they both scream?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Who makes that top? That's all I'm looking at.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's that's grandma. That's that's grandma. Was Jesus she's met.
That's that's custom. That's called the spoke.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's a really niche audience.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It really is, it really is. Yeah. But I will
say that I'm happy that Daniel and which oneman is
it Carmen? The one that he married. Yeah, uh yeah,
Loupita is the one that is single. Carmen is married.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Doggie Stoyle's gotta be really awkward.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Who do you walk out on in the morning, you guys?
I mean there, what if the single one wants to sabotage?
Who's the single one?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I think it's the one on the right one, I
really do.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think it's the one on the right, since that
at a bar, you want to talk to the one
on the right.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well, at some point, I'm curious. I'm curious how how
they all met, because Daniel and Carmen had are now married,
at some point had to meet, and at some point
someone had to say that they were interested or not.
Like Daniel approaches them as like hi does does Lupitia
(27:26):
immediately say no? And Carmen's like yes.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
I guess they said at a corner, Hey, can I
thought to your sister where she had That's not a question.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, I want to know the origin story. I want
to know how they met.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, and they won't disclose there like it's not you know,
we don't just you know, whatever's normal as normal whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
But you say that, but eventually Lupita is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Off. What if one of Home's lesbian what do you
do then?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, then Daniel says, that's the second wish that came to.
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Three days ago, Eonline gave us an update about Carmen
and Lupita Andrade, the conjoined twins, one of which Carmen
recently announced she married twenty eight year old Daniel McCormick.
In the fallout from that matrimony, Lupita, the other sister,
swears she is single and is independent of their relationship
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and of their marriage. That being said, when it was
time for a family vacation, they obviously went together because
they're joined at the torso. But two weeks after the TikToker,
who is a conjoined twin with sister Lupita, Carmen announced
that she and husband Daniel McCormick tied the knot, and
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she shared a glimpse into their first summer together as
a married couple and her July twenty fourth Instagram post,
the twenty five year old twins enjoyed a relaxing canoe
ride on a lake and their parents also tagged along.
Carmen included a sweet photo of their dad smiling as
he paddled the boat and Daniel the husband, fishing as
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she described the outing last minute late evening con La Familia.
True to their love of nature, Carmen and Daniel have
been spending a lot of time together outside. In fact,
the duo who met on Hinge in twenty twenty. That's
when Hinge is more than the name.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, on a boat, I mean they'd be handy on
a boat. They've got three sixty look, but that is
that'd be awkward if they were both you know, online
dating profiles, you know, and you swiped right on one,
left on the other, you got conjoined fished.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Probably, I mean they are, you know, twins, but they
do look a little different. So yeah, they're not identical.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, that's the issue.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
They have a good side.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So there at least we have a little more info
into the backstory of their relationship. They met on Hinge
in twenty twenty. The rest of their romantic trip or
I'm sorry. As for their most romantic trip, the couple
exchanged their vows at the Lover's Leap Bridge in New Milford, Connecticut,
(31:36):
last October. They later gushed over the experience on the
Twins YouTube channel, noting the ceremony was a small get
together with just local family.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well, there's just lovers Leap? Is that what it was called.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's a very well known bridge in the area.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, I was gonna say, if you jump, one's not
gonna want to go.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's why they call it the Lover's Leap, and not
to conjoin twins Leap because one's still hanging on.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yep. That first dance had to be really awkward.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's funny you mentioned that because I believe there was
another couple that this happened. I need to check to
see if this is a different couple or if in
fact actually was the same couple. But there was a
couple that went viral on their first dance. It's the
guy dancing with his wife and her sister that's conjoined
(32:44):
to her is just kind of there. It might have
been this, It might have been these people. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Be asked to cut in.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, do they do they receive that question the same
way or they think of that you're offering your services
as a surgeon.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Wow? Yeah, I mean if they line, if they line dance,
there's gotta be some great choreography there. They each learn
half the steps the wobble.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
D We were doing so good at not being offensive.
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twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays turning
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forty three today. Ivan Strohofsky Ivonstroofski is forty three today.
She is probably now best known as Serena Joy on
The handmaid Tale. Before that, she was Sarah Walker on
NBC's spy comedy Chuck. In between those shows, she was
Hannah McKay on Dexter, Kate and Morgan on twenty four
(35:09):
Live Another Day. I Vonstrowski forty three years old today.
Happy birthday to her other birthdays. Olympic, Olympic and World
Cup hero who was one of the greatest female goalkeepers
in the world. Hope Solo turns forty four today. Hope
Solo turns forty four today.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yes, Tray.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Hope was hot. I don't know I really would hot.
I had to believe the sex day. But the greatest goalie, eh,
she never won a Gold Cup.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I don't know if there was a tape there was.
There was definitely some photos. She was embroiled in all
the leaked photos of celebrities and their naughty bits. Is
Jamie turns forty eight today. She is Jill Kendall on
Mom and she played Joy on My Name is Earl.
(36:06):
Jamie Presley is forty eight today. Big fan of hers,
Hillary Swank is fifty one. She won Best Actress Oscars
for a Million Dollar Baby and for Boys Don't Cry.
She was also Mister Miyagi student Julie Pearce in The
Next Karate.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Kid and on Beverly Hills. Now on two and o.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
She was on Beverly Hills nine O, two and zero.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
She dated Steve.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It is interesting how as an actor you may do
certain things and think, you know what, it's a gig.
I need a gig, and I need something on my resume.
I was thinking about that over the weekend when we
were sitting at a sports bar eating a double decker
black and chicken taco, which is delicious, by the way,
(36:57):
and I hate it when I'm trying to eat something
really bad for me. And on TV it's an infomercial
for hip Hop Abs starring Tony t the creator of Insanity.
But I think to myself, there's a lady on here
that's saying this works for her, and she was excited
(37:20):
because she's an actress and she finally got a check
for something. But I'm sure she's wondering, can I overcome this? Is?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
This?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Is this as big as I'm gonna get? Which is
a paid testimonial on an infomercial for basically the twenty
first century version of Darren's Dance Grooves.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Why do you know Darren's dance Grooves because.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I worked with Russ Martin for over twenty years. Okay,
also because my grandmother owned it. It was right after
her sweat into the oldies phase, she wanted to try
a little hip hop.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Was Darren's Dance Grooves before or after Tybo?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I believe Darren's Dance Grooves is the reason how we
got Tybo. I think it inspired Billy Blanks to do Tybo. Unfortunately,
my grandmother, she was she couldn't quite keep up Tybo.
She she didn't do good with the high kicks.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Not because he was black.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
I was gonna say, no, you'd be thinking of my
great grandmother. There's no way in hell she'd be caught
taking orders from a black man.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh the clicks?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah? But yeah, So I guess in the because you had.
I can't believe I'm thinking of this and the chronology
of home fitness gurus. You've got what was it jacqu Lline?
Was he was he the og? Was he the godfather
of home fitness Jaqueline? Then from him, then from him
(39:13):
you got Richard Simmons.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Then from Richard Simmons and dancer with the Oldies that
led into Darren Dance grooves right.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Well, don't. Then Jane Fonda is in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Thank you, thank you, so Jacqueline Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda.
Then you get into like the late eighties into the nineties,
the Darren's Dance Grooves, Tybo with Billy Blanks. Then you
get the Insanity workouts with Tony t And then what
was the other one?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
You're missing? So there was the guy Eric from the
Real World that had he the riginal Real World. He
had his home fitness stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
How much late ninety TV do you guys watch?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Apparently all of it?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
And then the leg thing, the I don't know, Suzanne Summers.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Suzanne Summers, Yep, my grandmother had that.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay. Was she fit at all?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
At all?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
No, No, she was very susceptible for weight loss products
on TV. She had the Susanne Summer Stymaster. She had
that what is it the trampoline, like just the the
indoor trampoline that's like, I don't know, eight nine inches
off the ground and it's for one person. Somehow, that
was supposed to help you lose weight if you just
(40:31):
bounced up and down on it for thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Did you ever had the boss hog thing.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I don't know what that is. Dre the boss around.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
And like just jiggled you around a bunch.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh yeah, the the belt machine that looked sort of
like a human sander. No, she never had that that
I'm aware of. My great grether click did.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Well.
Speaker 9 (41:01):
If there was a show, she was gonna like you
walk away right now. That's uh.
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enjoyed in the dark of their bedrooms late at night
promising to lose weight. Or maybe you'd like your business's
message heard alongside stories about conjoined twins being married or
at least one of them. And perhaps you'd also like
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your business's message to be heard alongside stories like Donald
Trump and the Little People. This is a trace special.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I was gonna say, I would watch that band all
day long.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
An abergavinny Man claims Donald Trump warned him not to
mess with the little folk. As a rule, world leaders,
commanders in chief, and elder statesmen are often consider to
be oblivious and indifferent to the concerns of the small
folk who keep the world turning and the lights on. Yet,
although it may be tempting to believe that the narcissistic,
(43:10):
power hungry and those who refer to themselves as the
elite tend to view the little people as a bundled
and botched mess us, President Donald Trump does not, at
least according to semi professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip. Turnip says,
I've known for a long time that Trump was involved
(43:31):
with the leprechauns, but I had no idea how deep
rooted and insidious the relationship was. Trey, how do you
find this stuff? I looked around this website. It's a
legitimate news source. I just don't know if the story
is at all, but I'm going to pretend that it is. Uh.
(43:55):
Mister Turnip went on to explain the President is up
to his knees and and that's bad news for the
free world.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I knew straight away when he sent a messenger warning
me to get the hell out of the States because
his leprechaun overlords were getting restless, and that so called
tough guy was in the little bastard's pockets. But it'll
take more than a few leprechauns and their orange puppet
to deter me and the boys from healing the world
with fairy gold. Mister turnip here told the Abergavenny Chronicle
(44:31):
all of that after a person pretending to be Abraham
Lincoln gave him below down that Trump had eyes on
him and was building a file on his activities. He
Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul hot footed it out
of the New York Alleyway, where they had been chewing
the fat with the Abe fella and a guy who
insisted he was Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Was a journalist having a stroke when he wrote this
system sounds like.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Maybe a stroke of genius. He goes on to say,
those guys had served noble purpose in our quest, but
it was time for them to crawl back on under
whatever rock they came from and leave the Three Musketeers
to find the gold and save the world, explained to Turnip,
who added they were kind of cramping our style, so
I was glad to shake him off and reclaim the city.
(45:19):
Not that we knew where we were heading. All I
had to go on was when it came to finding
Potato Creek, Johnny's fabled pot of fairy gold was the
words of the oracle, who told me head to the
plaza in Central Park South and ask for angel eyes.
Tell him the tortoise. Since you and that'll get you
an audience. I'd like to take a brief moment and
(45:42):
point out that I'm now cold reading this story, so
I'm experiencing it with you as I read it. Well,
I had no idea where we currently were in the
Big Apple, but that was what the yellow cabs were for.
Just as I hailed one down, a guy in a
long overcoat and a trill be kind of bumped into
me and announced it that threatening way the mobsters and
films do. Mister Johnny Turnip, I said, who wants to know?
(46:06):
He just shook his head and replied, mister Trump said hello,
and with that he reached into his pocket and his
big tony and Puerto Rico Paul tensed. I swear to
christ I thought he was going to pull out a
smith and wesson and boom, this turnip would be cooked.
Buddy just handed me a small and crumbled, bright green
top hat and said, mister Trump wanted you to have
this and quit meddling with the affairs of the little folk.
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The Shamrock Boys don't take too kindly to mortals who
go looking for fairy gold to play about with. You
keep sticking your nose and affairs you've got no business.
And then Green Sleeves and a few of the Shamrock
boys gonna visit you personally and take care of the
fairy threat once and for all.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Puerto Rico Paul would have none of this, as he roared,
who the hell is Green Sleeves? I could tell by
the tone of his voice he was finding the name
hysterically funny. Trey, I wanted no said that I both
love and at you.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's the greatest story I've ever heard in my lifetime.
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I think it would be better as if they said,
but first, we have a double date with Carmen and
the Pita.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
The story really does seem to have it at all.
Until next time. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse
on Air dot com. Oh I love someone to illustrate
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For me, it's at the Daniel Mallley, For Trey, it's
at Tree Trenholme one, and Foraj it's at Comedian Raj.
We We'll see you tomorrow, right back here inside the
Treehouse f
It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trade
Trendholme and Raj Sharma. Today is Wednesday, July thirtieth, two
thousand and one. Five As an adult? Do you still
(00:36):
pee in the pool? Trey all the time? Got a boy, Raj?
What about you? You're an adult? Do you still pee
in the pool?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I never have.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Never. Never, Well, Son, you ain't lived.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Don't they have some kind of chemical that can like
turn a different color if you do?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now, that's just what they tell you in swim school.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh well, I believed it, so that's why I never
did it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I did two one time. I think it was was
it third grade? It was the summer either between third
grade or fourth grade, I can't remember which. I was
doing swim lessons and the place where I was doing
the swim lessons told us they said, all right, look
all your little bastard kids. Don't know why they looked
(01:30):
at me when they said that, even though it was accurate.
What they said was, look, this pool has the chemical
in it, so if you pee, that's gonna you know,
all your pepee cloud's gonna turn colors and everyone's gonna
know you peed in a pool. And I'm pretty sure
that's just a myth. I don't even think that substance
(01:52):
actually exists. Granted, it did have a hell of an appearance,
and I believe it was The Grown Ups Movie or
Grown Ups to Forget which because I didn't see either
of them. But I have seen that scene, so that
kept me from peeing in that particular pool.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Almost never.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I just I squeaked out a tester at one point.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That has been a wives tale they have been telling
the kids. I'm pretty sure since swimming pools were invented.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Never never bet in a pool, never poop my pants,
any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, that's because you're not a white guy trying Indian food.
As a white guy who's tried Indian food, that's happened
to me.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
The first time was the first time and your body adjusted.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, no, no, that was it was later.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, yeah, gotcha, Yeah, I've never done that.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You've never had the just let out a little bit
of a fart and all of a sudden you're like, oops.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nope, then you don't know true betrayal from your body.
I don't care if you've had a GIRLD friend or
wife cheat on you. It is not the same as
when your body betrays you, when you think it's a
fart and and it and stuff comes out. That is
the ultimate betrayal.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't even know how I would feel at that moment, betrayed, betrayed,
not even but I would feel bad for myself. I'm like,
what do I you should You're like, this is horrible.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I can't even trust myself.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, but what do you Okay, So what do you
do in that situation?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, it's where you are, exactly. It's all situational based.
It depends on where you are, what your resources are.
Is there a bathroom around? Do you have pair an
additional like you have spare pants? Can There's so many factors.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
RAJ. Are you at a TJ Max? Is that.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah? Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
How many other how many other stalls are around you?
If you even are near a bathroom when it happens.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Oh man, what if you're in the car.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It gives you a lot of time to ponder, ponder.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Life and hopefully you're by yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Is that what they call it? Sit and stew.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You're contemplating all your life decisions at that point.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, and you should because everything that happened in
your life has led you to the point where you're
sitting in the car and you've pooed yourself accidentally. I
hope it was accidental, and it really is true. Everything
you've done in your life led you to that moment
right then and there, to where you would poop your
pants in a car, and now you got to sit
in it for a while.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And you throw everything away, right like those genes never
get used again, or those underwear never get used again, right.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Again.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It depends, which ironically would have helped if you had
some of those. But if you're wearing underwear, then perhaps
that can contain, so you don't ruin the pants or
whatever that you're wearing outside of that. But it also
depends on the kind of undwearing worrying. If you're wearing boxers,
it may not matter.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, do you want it to contain?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Well, it depends on the pants. I mean, how much
do I like those pants? Do they still make those pants?
Do I own another pair of those pants in a
different color? Where I could? You know, it'd be fine
if they had to be thrown away, But I mean again,
it all just depends.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you have poo pants, Well.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You make it sound like those are the pants I
wear intentionally to pooh in them.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No, they're well you have pants that you pooed in.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Shorts?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yes, oh, we can't be friends anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
They're clean.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh okay, never, they'll never be.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I am not forever sullied. I just I just have
really interesting stories, and so does Trey. We because Trey
and I just because because that has happened to us,
we have a level of character that you don't possess yet.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Raj, That's true.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I agree, because I'm assuming that as a child you
pooed your pants, But when you do it as an adult,
it's a totally different thing. And when it happens to you,
and it will, you will join a very sad club.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
In your mind. You realize that when you play This
is your Life, this is going to be an episode
that really stands out.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, that really would have.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That really would have made that show so much better,
because I really feel like your your life is not
well rounded without at least one of those incidents.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I don't, okay, not even as a kid, I didn't.
It didn't happen to me as a child.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I mean as a as a baby when you wearing diapers. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that happens.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Outside of that now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It really is an interesting thing that as a fully
formed human, that's.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You know, toilet a very odd sensation.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Sometimes your body just revolts and there's nothing you can
really do about it. It's just a matter of Okay,
where am I and what are my options. There was
one time I think I was let's see, let me
go back here. I think I was eleven. I'll go,
I'll go. I'll say I was eleven years old. I
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was visiting my grandfather in Oklahoma, and I went to
my old elementary school to play on the playground. And
I don't know what I ate earlier that day or
the night before, but it decided it wanted to see
the light of day, and it didn't care what I wanted.
And the school was locked down. I couldn't go in there.
There were no port of bodies or anything. So I
did the only thing I could do, and that was
(08:01):
go along the hedgerow of bushes next to the sea
saw and well leave my stamp on my old elementary school.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wow, Okay, I'm learning so much about you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That I'm willing to share too much with you too.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think Taco Bell was involved in yours multiple meals.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, yeah, that'll do. Okay, Wow, yeah, no, I I
just you can't run. You can't you can't go to
there's no you can't.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Run because if you try to run, then it's gonna
make it worse and you will have to throw away.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Those This isn't a deal where you had warning.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
This is okay.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
In my experience, it was, you know, you just thought
you were gonna let out a little bit of a
fart and and then things go, you know, real quick.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yep, there's and yeah, that doesn't give you an option.
It's just like okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, and you're sitting in your car and you're like,
I'm forty nine years old and I just craped myself.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
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on Air, subscribe to Treehouse Plus today. I just realized
that in that last segment we talked an awful lot
about going to the bathroom in our pants, and it
all originated with me asking, as adults, do you guys
ever pee in the pool? I never even gave you
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any more context beyond the question. I just asked a question.
The next thing, you know, try and are talking about
taco bell pants running down our leg and in the
middle of six thirty five. So let's go back to
the original question. Do as an adult, have you peed
in a pool?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Tray?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm sure at some point yes, Okay, Roj, No, never
peed in the pool, you claim?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
The reason I ask is because in a recent survey,
fifty three percent of American adults admit they have eat
in a pool. Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've
peed in the pool as an adult. I would claim
one percent of those people are liars.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Because it feels so good, Raj, do you pee in
the shower?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, that's gross, that's efficient, It's going to the same place, Raj.
I don't know why I don't know why people have
such a hard time. I don't know why people look
down their noses at someone that that goes T T
in the shower.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh, I don't. I'm not judging you. I just I
just don't do it. I just find the double I'd
have to wash the tub afterwards.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We're not talking about waffle stomping here. It's just going
number one.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
What are you eating that you think you're yurine? Is
that filthy?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You just just constantly eat a spare? I guess what's
the deal.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Isn't the toilet next to your tub? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Usually?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So, then why wouldn't you just do that?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Saving water?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
H that's right?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Saving water? Sure, okay, gotcha. That's a very interesting way
to conserve stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
But it is no, I've never every time you flush
a toilet, I mean, that's a lot of water that
goes down there with it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, but there's more water coming out of the shower
than in the toilet, like.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Not in not not per second, isn't like in the
It's goal in a matter of seconds when you flush
the toilet, it's like ten twenty gallons of go down. Yeah, yeah, anyway.
Fifty three percent of Americans admit they've peed in the
pool as an adult. Twenty three percent also claimed they
would not report a Code Brown in a community or
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hotel pool because it could lead to the pool being
temporarily closed down. That's just weird to me.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Then now they don't say it's their Code Brown, just
somebody else's. So you would just casually just kind of
push that floater on by or maybe try to guide
it into the skimmer and not tell anyone because you
don't want the pool to get closed. Dude, that's nasty.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
If I saw Code Brown, it's gonna look like Caddyshack.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It is gonna look like yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'll
be two people that have walked on water in history,
be me and Jesus. Maybe that's why Jesus did it
his time. Maybe he saw duty in the water. He
was just snorkeling in the sea a galilee and gow.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That made a miracle happen.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Look look at that boy run.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh no, I can't even That's just so gross. And
now I want to shower and and maybe peeing it.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Let's you got a shot you might, I'd enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Okay, are you gotta do is.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
A little warm water? Let it run over your handle
for a little while. You'll you'll, you'll get the feeling.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Uh so.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Twenty three percent of people say they would not report
a Code brown in a community or hotel pool because
it might lead to the pool being temporarily closed down.
And in addition to that, fourteen percent of swimmers say
they would personally remove the pool to avoid a shut down.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Well, who is that dedicated to swimming?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I don't know. Also, how good is that pool at
the Lakita? I mean I've I've seen some pretty nice
resort style of pools, but not a I haven't loved
any enough where it's like, you know what, I got it,
I'll take care of you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You could shut the building down, I wouldn't care.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Let just bring on the bring on the wrecking ball,
take down the whole, take down the whole hotel.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, what happened the pool? Why is it on fire?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
That's why although your rio tray would be very committed
of someone to swimming that if they find a human
pool in the pool that they decide to run over
to the little dog park that's also on the property
of the hotel. Grab a baggie, go back to the pool.
Grab it.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, that's weird, it's gross.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And let's be honest, the pools that hotels are not
typically very large. So if you see, you're gonna see it.
And then you're gonna see and if the person is
really that committed to keeping the pool open for everyone
that they want to handle the dukie themselves, well I
would notice that.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, you'd see that person. You would never make eye
contact with them again, but you wouldn't see them.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
As many times I will say this, I mean as
many times as we've been to the Foe in Dallas,
the Fraternal Order of Eagles pool, as many times as
we've been there, I'm surprised I haven't seen a code Brown.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, because there's there's a bunch of kids that come
out there as well.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes, kid, Honestly, the kids aren't the ones I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm worried about you two.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I'm worried about the guy that's slamming Jager non stop
and made three trips to the to the burger shack.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Oh a Yager pool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Also in this new survey about swimming in summer, which
is really glorious for us. Sixty three percent of frequent
swimmers say they regularly eat or drink while in the pool,
which to some may seem harmless, but it often leaves
behind crumbs, spills, and sticky residues. Just don't eat the jello. Also,
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forty eight percent of people say they regularly use pools
to rinse dirt or sand from their bare feet or sandals.
Learning so much about my federal man, that's just rude.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'll beautiful, but I'll wash my feet off before I
get Not a barbarian, dude.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm right there with you. I think that makes total sense.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Just be on your feet. That's that's weird. Rush, Oh
that's gross.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, there's a footpath right there next to the toilet.
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Today is Wednesday, July thirty, twenty twenty five. I'm Daniel Malley,
along with Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma in a story
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that I'm sure is going to rock the tree House
to its core. Conjoined twins Carmen and Lupita have lived
their entire lives connected at the Torso, but in twenty
twenty four, Carmen made headlines when she married her longtime
boyfriend Daniel the twist. Lupita, who shares organs with her
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conjoined sister, made it clear she's not in the relationship
and still considers herself single. So you know, if you're looking,
Lupita is still single, are you guys?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Okay? Now, how conjoined are they?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And where at the Torso Torso?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
At the Torso So it's it's the chest. They're they're,
they're they're They're connected at the chest and they share organs.
One of them got married last year, but the other
one swears no, no, no, I am still single and
ready to mingle.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
The couple slash trio say they have found a dynamic
that works and refuse to let outsiders define what's normal.
Carmen calls it love, Lupita calls it independence. HM Online
it sparked a global conversation about consent, identity and what
it really means to share your life with someone.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, okay that, how do you do that? I need
to talk to this Daniel. Guy's good.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's a good question to have. I'm with you that
a lot have it, which is how.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, that's it. I mean it's an easy, I guess
easy threesome. There's too many jokes here, that's the it is.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
But here's the thing. I feel like this is a
genie and a bottle granting wishes that have gone awry,
Like like a guy finds the genie in the sand,
or find a guy finds a bottle and he rubs
the lamp. That's what it's. Sorry, guy finds the lamp
and he rubs it. Genie pops out and says, I'm
gonna give you three wishes, and one of the first
ones the guy says, I want two checks at the
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same time, and the genie says, okay, but you probably
should have tailored your question a little more carefully because
I'm going to throw you a click ball, are you
not please? There's two of them, here. Sure they're connected
at the chest.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What happens if what's a Lupita?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Carmen and Lupita?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
What happens if decides to go through a study phase?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Good for Daniel? Yeah, well, I don't know's that's cheap?
I guess I don't know. I saw the on what
was it TLC or something that the other girls that
I had the two heads or whatever it is, and
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they finish their own sentences. It's so weird, like I
can't even imagine. And they're married, so I can't imagine
how that works.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I really don't know either. It's just really I mean,
we all have questions, and I really feel like we
all are wondering the same thing.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I mean, if one of them gets pregnant, do you
know who the father is?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'd have more questions if you didn't.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I mean, if they you know, had a wild night. Yeah,
there's a lot of questions.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Maybe you're right. I really don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
They're good looking.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean, I'm going to show you. I think I
found a photo. Hear me, so I can show this
to you guys, maybe just a second here. Uh, So
they are connected at the torso they have two heads,
but outside of that, every all the other appinages seem
to be quote unquote normal. They got two arms, two legs,
(24:49):
So I'm I'm guessing the downstairs area is a shared space.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I mean, do you do? You do? You have to, like,
you know, put it on your calendar like they do.
They they have like a a Google calendar for their privates.
You know, who gets time?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh that's a good question. Well not only that, but
when it comes time, you know, for the one that's
married to the guy, when it's time for them to
be romantic with one another, the other one claims independence
and is not a part of it. So then do
you just like cover her with a sheet? I mean what,
I don't I don't know how.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I mean, I mean, if you do a really good job,
do they both scream?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Who makes that top? That's all I'm looking at.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's that's grandma. That's that's grandma. Was Jesus she's met.
That's that's custom. That's called the spoke.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's a really niche audience.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It really is, it really is. Yeah. But I will
say that I'm happy that Daniel and which oneman is
it Carmen? The one that he married. Yeah, uh yeah,
Loupita is the one that is single. Carmen is married.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Doggie Stoyle's gotta be really awkward.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Who do you walk out on in the morning, you guys?
I mean there, what if the single one wants to sabotage?
Who's the single one?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I think it's the one on the right one, I
really do.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I think it's the one on the right, since that
at a bar, you want to talk to the one
on the right.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well, at some point, I'm curious. I'm curious how how
they all met, because Daniel and Carmen had are now married,
at some point had to meet, and at some point
someone had to say that they were interested or not.
Like Daniel approaches them as like hi does does Lupitia
(27:26):
immediately say no? And Carmen's like yes.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
I guess they said at a corner, Hey, can I
thought to your sister where she had That's not a question.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, I want to know the origin story. I want
to know how they met.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, and they won't disclose there like it's not you know,
we don't just you know, whatever's normal as normal whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
But you say that, but eventually Lupita is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Off. What if one of Home's lesbian what do you
do then?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, then Daniel says, that's the second wish that came to.
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Three days ago, Eonline gave us an update about Carmen
and Lupita Andrade, the conjoined twins, one of which Carmen
recently announced she married twenty eight year old Daniel McCormick.
In the fallout from that matrimony, Lupita, the other sister,
swears she is single and is independent of their relationship
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and of their marriage. That being said, when it was
time for a family vacation, they obviously went together because
they're joined at the torso. But two weeks after the TikToker,
who is a conjoined twin with sister Lupita, Carmen announced
that she and husband Daniel McCormick tied the knot, and
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she shared a glimpse into their first summer together as
a married couple and her July twenty fourth Instagram post,
the twenty five year old twins enjoyed a relaxing canoe
ride on a lake and their parents also tagged along.
Carmen included a sweet photo of their dad smiling as
he paddled the boat and Daniel the husband, fishing as
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she described the outing last minute late evening con La Familia.
True to their love of nature, Carmen and Daniel have
been spending a lot of time together outside. In fact,
the duo who met on Hinge in twenty twenty. That's
when Hinge is more than the name.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, on a boat, I mean they'd be handy on
a boat. They've got three sixty look, but that is
that'd be awkward if they were both you know, online
dating profiles, you know, and you swiped right on one,
left on the other, you got conjoined fished.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Probably, I mean they are, you know, twins, but they
do look a little different. So yeah, they're not identical.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, that's the issue.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
They have a good side.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
So there at least we have a little more info
into the backstory of their relationship. They met on Hinge
in twenty twenty. The rest of their romantic trip or
I'm sorry. As for their most romantic trip, the couple
exchanged their vows at the Lover's Leap Bridge in New Milford, Connecticut,
(31:36):
last October. They later gushed over the experience on the
Twins YouTube channel, noting the ceremony was a small get
together with just local family.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well, there's just lovers Leap? Is that what it was called.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's a very well known bridge in the area.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, I was gonna say, if you jump, one's not
gonna want to go.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's why they call it the Lover's Leap, and not
to conjoin twins Leap because one's still hanging on.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yep. That first dance had to be really awkward.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's funny you mentioned that because I believe there was
another couple that this happened. I need to check to
see if this is a different couple or if in
fact actually was the same couple. But there was a
couple that went viral on their first dance. It's the
guy dancing with his wife and her sister that's conjoined
(32:44):
to her is just kind of there. It might have
been this, It might have been these people. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Be asked to cut in.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, do they do they receive that question the same
way or they think of that you're offering your services
as a surgeon.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Wow? Yeah, I mean if they line, if they line dance,
there's gotta be some great choreography there. They each learn
half the steps the wobble.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
D We were doing so good at not being offensive.
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twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays turning
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forty three today. Ivan Strohofsky Ivonstroofski is forty three today.
She is probably now best known as Serena Joy on
The handmaid Tale. Before that, she was Sarah Walker on
NBC's spy comedy Chuck. In between those shows, she was
Hannah McKay on Dexter, Kate and Morgan on twenty four
(35:09):
Live Another Day. I Vonstrowski forty three years old today.
Happy birthday to her other birthdays. Olympic, Olympic and World
Cup hero who was one of the greatest female goalkeepers
in the world. Hope Solo turns forty four today. Hope
Solo turns forty four today.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yes, Tray.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Hope was hot. I don't know I really would hot.
I had to believe the sex day. But the greatest goalie, eh,
she never won a Gold Cup.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I don't know if there was a tape there was.
There was definitely some photos. She was embroiled in all
the leaked photos of celebrities and their naughty bits. Is
Jamie turns forty eight today. She is Jill Kendall on
Mom and she played Joy on My Name is Earl.
(36:06):
Jamie Presley is forty eight today. Big fan of hers,
Hillary Swank is fifty one. She won Best Actress Oscars
for a Million Dollar Baby and for Boys Don't Cry.
She was also Mister Miyagi student Julie Pearce in The
Next Karate.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Kid and on Beverly Hills. Now on two and o.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
She was on Beverly Hills nine O, two and zero.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
She dated Steve.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It is interesting how as an actor you may do
certain things and think, you know what, it's a gig.
I need a gig, and I need something on my resume.
I was thinking about that over the weekend when we
were sitting at a sports bar eating a double decker
black and chicken taco, which is delicious, by the way,
(36:57):
and I hate it when I'm trying to eat something
really bad for me. And on TV it's an infomercial
for hip Hop Abs starring Tony t the creator of Insanity.
But I think to myself, there's a lady on here
that's saying this works for her, and she was excited
(37:20):
because she's an actress and she finally got a check
for something. But I'm sure she's wondering, can I overcome this? Is?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
This?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Is this as big as I'm gonna get? Which is
a paid testimonial on an infomercial for basically the twenty
first century version of Darren's Dance Grooves.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Why do you know Darren's dance Grooves because.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I worked with Russ Martin for over twenty years. Okay,
also because my grandmother owned it. It was right after
her sweat into the oldies phase, she wanted to try
a little hip hop.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Was Darren's Dance Grooves before or after Tybo?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
I believe Darren's Dance Grooves is the reason how we
got Tybo. I think it inspired Billy Blanks to do Tybo. Unfortunately,
my grandmother, she was she couldn't quite keep up Tybo.
She she didn't do good with the high kicks.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Not because he was black.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
I was gonna say, no, you'd be thinking of my
great grandmother. There's no way in hell she'd be caught
taking orders from a black man.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh the clicks?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah? But yeah, So I guess in the because you had.
I can't believe I'm thinking of this and the chronology
of home fitness gurus. You've got what was it jacqu Lline?
Was he was he the og? Was he the godfather
of home fitness Jaqueline? Then from him, then from him
(39:13):
you got Richard Simmons.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Then from Richard Simmons and dancer with the Oldies that
led into Darren Dance grooves right.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Well, don't. Then Jane Fonda is in there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Thank you, thank you, so Jacqueline Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda.
Then you get into like the late eighties into the nineties,
the Darren's Dance Grooves, Tybo with Billy Blanks. Then you
get the Insanity workouts with Tony t And then what
was the other one?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
You're missing? So there was the guy Eric from the
Real World that had he the riginal Real World. He
had his home fitness stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
How much late ninety TV do you guys watch?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Apparently all of it?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
And then the leg thing, the I don't know, Suzanne Summers.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Suzanne Summers, Yep, my grandmother had that.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay. Was she fit at all?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
At all?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
No, No, she was very susceptible for weight loss products
on TV. She had the Susanne Summer Stymaster. She had
that what is it the trampoline, like just the the
indoor trampoline that's like, I don't know, eight nine inches
off the ground and it's for one person. Somehow, that
was supposed to help you lose weight if you just
(40:31):
bounced up and down on it for thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Did you ever had the boss hog thing.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I don't know what that is. Dre the boss around.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
And like just jiggled you around a bunch.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh yeah, the the belt machine that looked sort of
like a human sander. No, she never had that that
I'm aware of. My great grether click did.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
Well.
Speaker 9 (41:01):
If there was a show, she was gonna like you
walk away right now. That's uh.
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enjoyed in the dark of their bedrooms late at night
promising to lose weight. Or maybe you'd like your business's
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at least one of them. And perhaps you'd also like
(42:31):
your business's message to be heard alongside stories like Donald
Trump and the Little People. This is a trace special.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
I was gonna say, I would watch that band all
day long.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
An abergavinny Man claims Donald Trump warned him not to
mess with the little folk. As a rule, world leaders,
commanders in chief, and elder statesmen are often consider to
be oblivious and indifferent to the concerns of the small
folk who keep the world turning and the lights on. Yet,
although it may be tempting to believe that the narcissistic,
(43:10):
power hungry and those who refer to themselves as the
elite tend to view the little people as a bundled
and botched mess us, President Donald Trump does not, at
least according to semi professional paranormal investigator Johnny Turnip. Turnip says,
I've known for a long time that Trump was involved
(43:31):
with the leprechauns, but I had no idea how deep
rooted and insidious the relationship was. Trey, how do you
find this stuff? I looked around this website. It's a
legitimate news source. I just don't know if the story
is at all, but I'm going to pretend that it is. Uh.
(43:55):
Mister Turnip went on to explain the President is up
to his knees and and that's bad news for the
free world.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I can tell you.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I knew straight away when he sent a messenger warning
me to get the hell out of the States because
his leprechaun overlords were getting restless, and that so called
tough guy was in the little bastard's pockets. But it'll
take more than a few leprechauns and their orange puppet
to deter me and the boys from healing the world
with fairy gold. Mister turnip here told the Abergavenny Chronicle
(44:31):
all of that after a person pretending to be Abraham
Lincoln gave him below down that Trump had eyes on
him and was building a file on his activities. He
Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul hot footed it out
of the New York Alleyway, where they had been chewing
the fat with the Abe fella and a guy who
insisted he was Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Was a journalist having a stroke when he wrote this
system sounds like.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Maybe a stroke of genius. He goes on to say,
those guys had served noble purpose in our quest, but
it was time for them to crawl back on under
whatever rock they came from and leave the Three Musketeers
to find the gold and save the world, explained to Turnip,
who added they were kind of cramping our style, so
I was glad to shake him off and reclaim the city.
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Not that we knew where we were heading. All I
had to go on was when it came to finding
Potato Creek, Johnny's fabled pot of fairy gold was the
words of the oracle, who told me head to the
plaza in Central Park South and ask for angel eyes.
Tell him the tortoise. Since you and that'll get you
an audience. I'd like to take a brief moment and
(45:42):
point out that I'm now cold reading this story, so
I'm experiencing it with you as I read it. Well,
I had no idea where we currently were in the
Big Apple, but that was what the yellow cabs were for.
Just as I hailed one down, a guy in a
long overcoat and a trill be kind of bumped into
me and announced it that threatening way the mobsters and
films do. Mister Johnny Turnip, I said, who wants to know?
(46:06):
He just shook his head and replied, mister Trump said hello,
and with that he reached into his pocket and his
big tony and Puerto Rico Paul tensed. I swear to
christ I thought he was going to pull out a
smith and wesson and boom, this turnip would be cooked.
Buddy just handed me a small and crumbled, bright green
top hat and said, mister Trump wanted you to have
this and quit meddling with the affairs of the little folk.
(46:27):
The Shamrock Boys don't take too kindly to mortals who
go looking for fairy gold to play about with. You
keep sticking your nose and affairs you've got no business.
And then Green Sleeves and a few of the Shamrock
boys gonna visit you personally and take care of the
fairy threat once and for all.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Puerto Rico Paul would have none of this, as he roared,
who the hell is Green Sleeves? I could tell by
the tone of his voice he was finding the name
hysterically funny. Trey, I wanted no said that I both
love and at you.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's the greatest story I've ever heard in my lifetime.
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I think it would be better as if they said,
but first, we have a double date with Carmen and
the Pita.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
The story really does seem to have it at all.
Until next time. For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse
on Air dot com. Oh I love someone to illustrate
that story. AH. Also find and follow us on social media.
(47:42):
For me, it's at the Daniel Mallley, For Trey, it's
at Tree Trenholme one, and Foraj it's at Comedian Raj.
We We'll see you tomorrow, right back here inside the
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