September 2, 2025 • 46 mins
We start off with a Polish CEO who steals a hat from a kid, steps 7 and 8 of your Cowboys Anonymous recovery plan, Talkback Tuesday and one racist listener. But first, birthdays!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Happy Labor Day to all
who celebrate, and if you don't, what's wrong with you?
Let's say that even though it is the day after
Labor Day. But what I mean is I hope you
(00:46):
had a good one, unlike this guy. Oh CEOs are
such a holesh. Sorry, trying to find the story. I
lost it for a second. There, Okay, here we go.
(01:06):
When tennis star Camille Trey helped me on pronunciation of
this if you can when tennis, no, all right, fine.
When tennis star Camille Mushtrak tried to hand a young
fan his hat at the US Open, he probably didn't
expect a grown man to snatch it right out of
the kid's hands, but that's exactly what happened, and the Internet.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Responded with fury. The culprit.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Polish millionaire and CEO Pewter Strsrik He was caught on
camera grabbing the hat clearly meant for a child.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The video exploded.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Online, drawing tens of millions of views and prompting a
wave of backlash, Trey, have you seen the video?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I have not, Raj, have you seen the video?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Then let's enjoy this masterpiece of ass together. And I
don't mean masterpiece of ass in a good way. I
mean masterpiece of well, whole of an ass. How about that,
because that's what this CEO is purely demonstrating that if
you want something in life, sometimes you just got to
take it out of the hands of a child. So
(02:33):
there you, yeah, snatched it right out of that kid's hands,
right as the tennis star was turning his head, so
he never saw it. So here's what's fascinating to me.
As watch again. Here he's signing the autographs, ahole grabs
a hat, and what.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Does he do with it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He immediately almost immediately now he's boom, it's right in
the wife's bag.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So no one can't see it.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's mine. Can't grab it out of my hands.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Now, can we watch it one more time? Because he's
not looking at who he's giving it to.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The guy who takes the hat. No oh, the tennis star.
Yeah yeah he's not. He's not paying close enough attention.
But here's the deal. Clearly, he clearly is handing it
to the child. It's right in front of the child.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's right in front of both of them. No, no,
it's right in front of the child. You could draw
a very distinct line. If this was the front of
the Alamo, there would be no doubt as to which
side of the line you were going to be honest.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I was.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I was paying attention to the yellow I thought, Okay,
I see it now, yep. Sorry yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So so so we shamed you into our side here.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, no, no, he didn't shame me. I was. It looked
like he wasn't paying attention to the kid.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
But you can see he's signing the yellow ball or
whatever it is, that's the yellow tennis ball that and
trying to give the hat at the same time. So
he just looked a little distracted. So I don't know
if he was trying to hand it to that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I think he was trying to hand it. Yeah, I
think he's trying to hand it to the kid.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
He is.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, I can see that now, but he's just not
He's signing and trying to give the hat at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So now let's watch a hole grab the hat away
from the child and you.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Here, you see the kid's lips come on. Oh, and
the guy just ignores the beautiful little child says no, no, sir,
none for you. And he's like, look, honey, I got
this hat. Here, open your back so this kid can't
grab it out through Okay, slip shoved it right back
in the back.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Ok. There we go.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And now we just started to ignore. Now he's just
ignoring the child.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That is awful.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It is awful, truly truly awful. It's amazing that his
CEO would act like this, or is it to say really?
Uh uh?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Fortunately, the tennis star meshed Rock made things right meeting
the boy whose hat was taken from him, met the
boy personally and gifted him a signed hat after realizing
what had happened. But for Shuzurik, the CEO, the fallout
is still unfolding. His company, drug Brook has been review
(05:23):
bombed into oblivion on Polish forums, dropping it to a
one point four rating as users unloaded on him with
insults like thief and embarrassing. Now, clearly you would think
that as a company, or as the CEO of this company,
they would try to do something to quell this insurgency,
(05:43):
right right, yeah, no, No, The CEO a Hold doubles down.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
He doubled down.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
By saying, I understand that some people might not like it,
but please, let's not make a global scandal out of
the hat. It's just a hat. If you were faster,
you would have it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And wait, there's more, because when an a hole is
on a roll, why would you ever stop short of
going full a hole? When he adds on, I remind
you that in insulting a public figure is subject to
legal liability.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Jesus, Yes, sue the internet to see how that works out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Now they have since denied that this was on behalf
of him or the company. In fact, they actually think
it was a competitor that released this statement.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh that's brilliant. If it's the competitor.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh what a great move. Yeah that really isn't it?
Give them five stars or whatever review.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Now, I will say, if that is true, then he
might have some course of action against that other company
for pretending to be him and release an official statement.
But at the end of the day, you're still caught
on video taking a hat from a kid. You're still
a jerk. I don't care what you say after the
fact or trying to make it better. You are still
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a jerk in that moment.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Did they not learn anything from the Coldplay concert?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This CEO is lucky Luigi Manjoni's behind bars.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
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Look, I can't get enough of this story.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's amazing to me, you know it, It's not amazing
to me, it's just it's amazing to me that people
still do this stuff and are shocked when they get
called out on their bad behavior. What a what an
amazing ass hat that CEO is fitting it for taking
a hat from a.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Child, And it just it boggles my mind that people
don't realize, like we're in twenty twenty five. Everything is
being recorded. Everybody has a phone out. You're not gonna
sneak this past anybody.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
And with facial recognition and everything else, there is no
there is no anonymity.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I mean, you are going to get.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Phown out absolutely, And Trey you mentioned it. It's like
like the CEO and the head of HR being busted
at the Coldplay concert for their very public canoodling in
the suite, and the guy comes out with an initial statement.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
The CEO is like, oh, is is there no privacy anymore?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Now? You're at a public event, And at those types
of events they typically have posted everywhere we are recording things.
Also just yeah, also just in general, security cameras, other
people's phones, if you're outside of your house, just assume
everything you're doing and saying is being broadcast somewhere. If
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you operate that way, maybe you'll behave a little bit
better or at least be smarter about doing it behind
closed doors.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That you control.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
But you know, on the flip side, when they sent
him to HR, she was just right there, So.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Who HRS the HR?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
He does?
Speaker 6 (12:02):
That was actually one of the more fascinating things when
I was in Vegas, a couple of the clubs that
uh we went to, both were i mean very strict.
No phones, no video, no pictures, no nothing. Uh and
you know if they if they saw you even just
(12:23):
looking like you might be taking a picture, security was
on your ass.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Those are the places, Yeah, those are the places you
can get away with. Some stuff that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Is Hollywood Improv makes you put him in one of
those little the bags, then they just keep it for you,
like so you can't there's no pictures taken, there's no
video taking. The video that you see of the Hollywood
improv like on Instagram is from the Hollywood Improv.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, because you just never know who's there.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So if you're going to be bad, do some do
some do some research ahead of time so that way
you know to what level of bad you can be.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Is this is this guy married with kids? Do we know?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Does he have children that he's stolen from as well?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'd love to see the kids on inside edition. I
don't know what this kid's problem. He takes myself all
the time giant.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Well, we've just.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm assuming that, yeah, I'm assuming that's his significant other
that he's shoving the hat into the bag of I
don't know if they have kids. I don't know anything
about his personal life. I'm sure if I looked one
extra result deeper onto Google, I'll find out all sorts
of things about this guy, because I'm certain he's been
docked in perpetuity at this point.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, if he was smart, he would, you know, go
to some children's hospital, find a tennis star and going
a tennis fan and go I was getting it for them.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah that's a good move.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, I
got it for a sadder kid.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
And when that kid dies, you can have it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And that's the other thing too, It's like, look, I
get I get it. This guy he's I don't know
how much time he's spent in America.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't know if he lives in America. Don't really
know anything about him.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Other thing, he's the CEO of a company and he's
drawing serious backlash. But in America, we've seen this quite
a bit at baseball games, especially where an adult will
take a ball or a hat or some piece of
memorabilia that a player is trying to hand to a kid.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
They'll grab it, and we've seen it. They will they'll
grab it out of the kid's hand.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, one of the smooth, straight up robbery.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Of a child and run off with it.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
One of the smoothest ones I've ever seen is that
the kid that gives the lady behind him the ball.
That was really cool if you watched the I think
if I'm correct the video that I've seen, it could
be wrong, but he's got a he's already he has
a ball. And then the player like tosses him the ball,
and he turns to the lady and gives the ball
that he already has. It's not the one that the
(14:59):
player tossed, it's the one that he already has. He
hands it to her like just trying to be just
trying to be smooth. It's like solid move kid. You
get the ball that the player gave you, and you
look you look pretty awesome to the girl behind you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I will say you need to be careful though, in
this type of situation. If you're a child or adult, whatever,
if you see a player handing a piece of memorabilia
to an attractive woman in the stands, don't take that
because chances are that's a ball with a phone number
on it, and that's not the memorabilia you are seeking.
(15:35):
She is seeking a different piece of memorabilia and memory
than what he is handing out. So that's why it's
but just good standard operating procedure. Just accept the gift
handed to you directly and not somebody else's.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So she's seeking a ball, just not a baseball.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Mm hmm right in the hand. Yeah, theiris just to
grab it.
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Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, Trey, let's continue with our series now that you
created for us, for us Cowboys fans who have a problem.
It's time now to pull up our chairs in a
nice little circle, sit next to the coffee and the doughnuts,
and share Inside Cowboys Anonymous leading up to the first
(17:48):
game against Super Bowl defending Eagles.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
On Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So let's recap real quick the first few steps of
your thirteen step program to cure Cowboys addiction Inside Cowboys Anonymous.
Step number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.
Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable. Step
number two came to believe that only a power greater
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than ourselves, namely an owner GM and head coach, could
restore us to sanity. Number three made a decision to
turn our fandom and our falls over to the care
of God, of a god as we understand him, someone
who actually knows football and talent. Number four made a
searching and fearless inventory of our roster and the time
we've devoted to it. Number five admitted to God, ourselves
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and another human being that we suck, and our roster
is dudo and dak is mid at best. And number
six we're entirely ready for God, the NFL, or someone
who knows what they're doing to remove all the defects
in our roster. Those are the first six steps of
Cowboys Anonymous, created by our very own trade trendhold. Now
(19:00):
it is time for steps seven and eight. Trey, I
hate it over to user.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
So step seven humbly asked them to remove all the
shortcomings from our roster and get rid of all the
contracts no other team would have signed.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Step eight?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Can can I? Can I ask a question about Step seven?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Will we have a team left after that?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Not a good one?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I mean, it'll be even worse than it is, but
but it means, you know, future growth is possible.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well sure, because we'll only have like half the players
of a full roster. It's like we're supposed to put
eleven on the field and the other teams like they.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Only have six. All right, right, that's just how they're rolling.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Hey, you sometimes you know that's you hit bottom and
then then you got to build back up. And that's
just what it'll take because.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
You know, considering how this team hasn't done a real
rebuild in a very long time, that's that would be
how you do one make up for lost time time.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, I mean look at some of the other teams.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Uh yeah, they've done it, and and and and and
if you're good, if you have good, good management and
talent evaluation, then then you can rebuild.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's what makes me nauseous about this whole situation is
the fact that Eagles fans are throwing haymakers at US
Cowboys fans when it comes to trash talking. And if
I'm being honest, there's not a damn thing I can
really say back about it because A, for the most part,
they're right, and B. In the Eagles, they won a
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Super Bowl, rip the band aid off, got a new coach,
rebuilt the team, and then won another Super Bowl in
a third of the time that it's taken the Cowboys
to not win any.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
M That sucks with and at the time, with you know,
quarterbacks that were considered you know average.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, hey we have one of those.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, but he's I'm not sure he qualifies his average.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
But here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The Eagles never tried to tell the Eagles fans that
Nick Foles was some sort of godsend of a quarterback
and threw him on top of temper pedic ads. That's
not the case with the Cowboys. Jerry Jones is like,
m oh, yeah, Dak's the guy.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
They never try to make him the most highest paid
quarterback in the league.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
If if, if, if Foles had walked in and be like,
I want to raise, they would have said get the
f out of here if you're a ridiculous gid.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I think that's actually what happened when.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
We'd rather rebuild with anybody but you, and then they
did and then they want to know the super Bowl?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What is uh? What is the next step for today?
Inside Cowboys? Anonymous?
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Yeah, and this one it's step eight and this one's
a very important one. Made a list of all the
people we had harmed with our delusional this is our
year beliefs and became willing to make amends to them.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't have that. I don't have that kind of time.
Like I've told that to people in multiple states.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
When when you when you get there and you're ready
to come into the meeting. You're not there yet, Dan,
because you're still making arguments like, no, it was a
good trade.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I didn't say it was a good trade. I said
I could live with it. I said I don't love it,
but I can live with it. That's two different things.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, you said Jerry did it? You know it was?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I said, I said, the trading away Micah Parsons is
the closest thing to a real GM that Jerry has
done in a very long time. I didn't say he's
the best GM in the league. I didn't say any
of that stuff. I said was basically I could live
with it. He at least did something right.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
We're here for you. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Offensive.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Here's the thing. I'm not defending Jerry.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's just it's like, I'm very much into fairness. When
he's been wrong. By God, I've stood at the mountaintop
and screamed, what a more on? This guy's terrible, get
rid of him, pleased like every other Cowboys fan has. However,
if he does something that is somewhat.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In the realm of an actual general manager, I'm like, okay,
that was Actually he's not, you know, completely void of
the ability.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
So is this what we call a relapse? No, this
is what we call we haven't hit rock bottom yet. Okay,
it's basically what you're saying is, Jerry did good. You
pissed all over the floor, but you cleaned it up.
Not well, but at least you mopped up. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, it's okay, damn.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
And I'm also pretty sure that I'm also pretty sure
my rock my rock bottom will come this season.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I think it's gonna come Thursday.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I am not going I am not going to hinge
any hopes on this season on Week one against the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Dear God.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
No, Okay, well you know that's how it starts.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But keep in mind, I had a dream the other night.
I had a dream two nights ago that I looked
at the TV and Dak had thrown a dime to
some guy in the back left corner of the end
zone for like a forty to fifty yard touchdown. And
then I looked it was right before half and they
were up thirty eight to nothing over the Eagles. And
that's when I knew, yeah, I'm dreamings, and I just
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I woke up and I was like.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I need to that's when you knew you shouldn't drink
and go straight to bed.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
How'd you know it was dreaming?
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one is not controversial.
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It's fine. It's the second one that's gonna raise some eyebrows.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
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That your parents or grandparents have any home remedies for
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me a bath with a cup of bleach in it. Yeah,
that's stopped the itching.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
It burnt like hail.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Cookie that's not a remedy, that's child abuse.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's to stop infection. That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, yeah, it sounds.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Like you work, but you guys anything like that.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
Duh.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
A cup of bleach in a full tub of water
is what it's supposed to be. And it stops the
infection if if you have because he was scratching obviously,
so it's to stop infection.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
That's all it is.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
It does burn, okay very badly, but it is killing off.
It's like hydrogen peroxide when you see it bubble. It's
kind of the same, same philosophy.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
But my mom would do this like they My mother
was a nurse. Keep this in mind.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
My mother was a nurse a medical city and we
would start to get sick and she thought it was
the evil eye.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
So I'm not even and making this up.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
She would eat up a pan and she would take
a square of butter and she's like, stare at the
pan and like throw the butter in it and make
this watch it sizzle and she's like you're fine now,
I'm like, how are you treating gunshot victims?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
What is going on? What is your what is your
fatality rate?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Not good? It seems, but the wounds will taste delicious.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
That's why they moved her to Presby. Yeah. Oh wow,
that was one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Now I don't I don't really recall any family remedies
for anything in my family tree. No, I don't really
for my family, it was mostly yelling and hitting.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
They just beat the fever out of you.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, it's like you're not sick smack.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
I mean I think they're worse saying.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
You know, I was prone to run very high fevers
and so I would get, you know, an.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Ice water bath. Now that's just to keep you alive.
They were just keeping you alive for belt.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Mm hmm, gotta make sure he's fresh tray head belt,
which was his dad's preferred device of punishment. My mom
had the paddle, like an actual paddle. It was not
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one of those. To this day, I don't even know
where the hell she got it, Like I kind of
think she had it made. It was not one of
those fraternity boards. It wasn't like that. It wasn't like
the paddle that coaches had back.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
In the day that we were all afraid of.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
It was more like, you know, like the paddle of
the paddle and ball on a stream game that you
would just slap around. It was that shape, but like
I don't know, two inches thick, m so I mean
had some heft.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, so she was a monster ping pong player pretty much.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
It was her and the Chinese man.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Who's the which would beat you.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Is mom. I would have I would have preferred the
Chinese ping pong champion.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't think you would.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
No, actually I would because they would have had speed
on their side.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
My mom had power, okay, my mom had. My mom
used whatever was nearby. So if it was like a shoe,
an extension cord, a puppy, like, it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I got she didn't. She didn't care.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Now I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
My mom would do similar things if her if her
paddle of choice was nowhere around, like if we were
out of town, she didn't travel with it. That's when
she would do the Maguiver of family punishment and just
grab whatever was close that she knew would inflict pain.
One time, it was a tree branch.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh, yeah, it's like a switch, that's what we called it.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
It was a little thicker than that because because because
my cousin and I had broken some tree branches and
were like play sword fighting with it. And then we
had gone away from the house far enough to where
her yelling for us to come home, we couldn't hear it.
So we eventually come home, and she wanted to show
us she wanted My mom wanted to show me how
worried she was for my safety that she grabbed the
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tree branch and beat me with it.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
That's called caring.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, it's also called confusing.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Dan, I am describing you know, you describing what your
mom was using as a paddle. I'm very worried that
if you ever go to a BDSM website that, uh,
it might really do some trauma.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It might be very triggering.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, people, this is not sexy, this is this is
child This is my childhood trauma.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, Or mom, what were you doing with that?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, that's what's the Chinese guy doing in there?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
He has speed, I have power.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh, I will say this had had she used it
and I popped in erection, probably would have stopped it
real fast.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I just took an awkward turn.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Really just now, that was the moment.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, that was the moment.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
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September second, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
With some birthdays.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Q three.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Hi, here we go celebrating a birthday today. Amy Osborne
is forty two. She is the eldest Osborne daughter who
refused to be on the Osborne's TV show.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Okay uh.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Comedian Kat Williams is fifty four. Kat Williams fifty four today?
What are you thinking of rag that has you laughing
about Kat williams birthday?
Speaker 5 (32:59):
I was at the common Store one time and I
was walking up. Kat is on the patio. He's staring
directly ahead. The House of Blues was across the street.
He's just staring at his little sniffer of Hennessy and
he's wearing I'm not even making this up. He's wearing
a sailor's hat, like a captain's hat, and then every
piece of jewelry that I think he owns, like there's
(33:23):
like multiple rings on each finger. There's like I mean
just it was like mister t Ish with the necklaces.
And he's just staring and I stopped and I just kind.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Of looking at him, and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
A cat, you're good, and he goes, I'm good, boo boo,
and then just staring.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Honestly, he's a tiny guy.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So he sounds impressive that he was able to wear
that much tonnage of jewelry and I fall over.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Now that I think about it, that might be the
reason he couldn't move.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm stuck boo boo. Yes, well you lift when he's
off of me.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
I went in, did webset, kind of hung out, mingled
with everybody, you know, shook hands, said bye, everybody, came outside,
still standing right there.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Right now, we know why he was.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
That's why I had the sailor's hat. He was anchored down.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, It's almost like someone was playing horseshoes with him
and he was the spike and instead of horseshoes.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
They used a bunch of jewelry. Other birthdays today, thank
you for that story. Other Birthdays today.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Turning fifty six is case That is a member of
Joe to See and Casey and Joe Joe Casey fifty six.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Please God, watch the video of when he passes out
on stage and Jojo keeps singing there.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
I think they're in Australia, and I have ser oh
it is he.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Walks over him at one point and then a point
they just drag him off stage.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh that's what like, Jojo just steps over him and
keeps singing.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well, the show must go on. But well no, I've.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Lived that many times in my broadcasting career, so I
get it. I've stepped over a few people lying down
half dead in the studio just to get the show
on the air, and told and told Jerry and told Jerry, hey,
go go poke that to make sure it's still breathing
in the corner.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
That's like, uh.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
I think it's probably the last year they did Texas Jam,
which was this huge heavy metal concert at the Cotton
Bowl and I happened to I think it was like
eighty eight eight. Anyways, Van Halen was the big act
and Sammy was so drunk he passed out on stage
and Eddie's kicking him on stage, which is then in turn,
(36:00):
they obviously called the show early and they came back
and famously did a free concert in the West End. Yeah,
which caused just absolutely mayhem.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, if you get a chance to
just go on YouTube and just like Casey and Jojo
in Australia, Casey and Jojo pass out because they said
it was some sort of I think it was just
drunken high. But they're like, no, no, we flew from
you know, the States to Australia. There was fatigue and
he didn't adjust to whatever, and he just passed out.
But they physically, like as the song is, as one
(36:35):
of them still singing, they just see two guys come out,
just drag his body.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Into the wings.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
All right, I know what I'm doing later on today.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Other birthdays today, Sama Hayak is fifty nine. Samahayak fifty
nine years old today, making the rest of us look
just absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, still stunning.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Speaking of stunning, Keanu Reeves today is his birthday. That
man is sixty one, wow, sixty one years old and
he is kicking more ass now than he ever has
in his career.
Speaker 14 (37:14):
And by wow, I meant, whoh, that's kind of that's
That's usually what I say when I learn about the
next installment of the John Wick franchise, like, whoa, they're
doing five and six.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I think they're even I think they're spinning off into
like a cartoon thing as well.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, have you seen Ballerina.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I've not seen Ballerina yet.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I've seen all the john Wicks leading up to Ballerina,
but I've not seen Ballerina yet.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Okay, I was gonna ask your opinion of it because
I want to. I really do. I enjoy the John
Wick movies, so I just want to.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, look, I look at it this way, there's going
to be probably zero surprise in that movie, because there
have really not been any surprises in any of the
John Wick movies outside of the first ten to fifteen
minutes with the very first one, because that was a
shocking start to any film. Franchise is when is when
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you kill the puppy, and everything that has happened since
makes sense to me. I like the fact that it's
I don't like the fact that they killed the puppy.
But you kill my puppy, I will do five to
seven sequels of Deadly Revenge.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
So this all tracks to me.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And he got a new dog.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
He got a new dog.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
You just need therapy.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And a really nice block.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
In a bulletproof suit.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well don't we all?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I mean, yeah, this in this day and age, you
don't even need to be John Wick to have one.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
You just need to have one. But yeah, John Wick.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
So Keanu Reeves sixty one years old, talk about an
amazing career and the anyway, what I was saying with
with the John Wick movies is there aren't going to
be any surprises. He's going to kill everybody and it's
going to be an interesting and creative ways. That's about
the only you know, curveball you get in those films.
(39:13):
And then with the offshoot in Ballerina, I assume it's
going to be the same thing, just with and a
armis kicking ass.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
I Actually I would be fine if they left the
john Wick series like after four it's good, leave it alone.
The movie hit that's coming out that I'm actually excited about.
It's Constantine too. That was I think one of more
of Keanu Reeves underrated roles.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That was considered to be a box office flop, but
it picked up a lot of steam as a cult classic.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
When it hit you know, home video.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Watched Little Buddha. He's really really good in that movie.
I saw it was actually a killer performance.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
This is what's wrong with me. I I didn't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
This was not a conscious decision. But of all of
all the County Reeves movies I have seen, I have
not seen Constantine, but I have seen Little Buddha.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, it's a good movie. You didn't like it, No,
it is. It's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's just to me silly that I've seen Little Buddha
and not Constantine.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
It is.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It is a wrong that I need to make right.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
No, what silly is you've seen Jim Katta but not Constantine.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
That's silly.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
But what is egregious, tray, is that I've seen Jim
Cutta twice.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
You're listening to the tree House. Visit it's online a
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Speaker 9 (41:03):
Listen is online Freehouse on air dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
We did not finish tree House talkback earlier. There are
a few more messages to get to, but I don't
think we're going to get to all of them after
we hear this next one, because this one is a doozy.
Speaker 13 (41:26):
Roge, you share a lot of people feel the staying
a way about your race, smelly and disgusting as you
people are, So maybe you chill out on the white
people a little bit. Look in your own backyard.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Mm hmm Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Would anyone like me to replay that?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, all right, all right, racist Roge wants to hear
more of this.
Speaker 13 (41:53):
Roger, you share a lot of people feel the same
way about your race, smelly and disgusting as you people are,
So maybe you chill out on the white people a
little bit. Look in your own backyard.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Look in your own backyard, raj specifically for a burning cross.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, I'm the one who makes the white people jokes.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
You're taking away from Trey at this point.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
This is white on white crime.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
To trace the DEI on this part.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I don't know how else to approach this other than
because we've said this numerous times. We will make fun
of anyone and everyone that is deserving of being made
fun of, not the least of which ourselves. And I
don't mean that as a race, I mean that of
ourselves individually. If I do or say something stupid, I
expect you to make fun of me. Same for Trey,
(42:50):
same for you, Uraj. And that's how this all works.
And we make fun of other people as well for
the dumb stuff they do and say, while keeping in
mind it all really is, at the end of the day,
out of love and comedy, like none of it's meant
to be actually hurtful or anything like that. In some
cases it's actually a culping mechanis.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
For some serious underlying pain.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Anyway, when we make fun of white people, it's it's
because we're making fun of the dumb things that we
as white people have a tendency to do, called stereotypes,
and those can be funny, and if you're taking offense
at those, then I don't know what to do for you, snowflake.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I just like this because it was directed at me.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
So if I might interject, I love the fact that
he called me Rogi the last time and I corrected
him on this show, and then he corrected himself and
called me which is it's not rog it's the correct
pronunciation of my name.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
So he still listens like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, that's that's great, and that's the thing that we
can always keep in mind is that, hey, this treehouse
is pretty open.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah, And my mother always said the key to life
look good, smell good, be nice to girls.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
That's what she used to say. So I don't smell.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
I don't know who you're talking about, but I hope
the next time you go to the hospital, whatever your
idiot name is, the next time you go to the
hospital and your doctor's Indian, please please share that sentiment
with them and see how well your test results come out.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
You're gonna have stage four something.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I promise he's gonna have stage four Indians what he's
gonna have, And keep that seriously, just.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Keep that in mind.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't know why some of our white listeners take
this so personally, especially when, as we've just pointed out,
Trey's the one that has a tendency to throw the
white people barbs up more than anybody.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
But I'll see Trey's face and I'm like, take it away, Tray,
say it for me.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Man, because because we do stupid stuff like try and
hike everest and and pet and pet elks in the wild,
you know.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
And try to take home murder kiddies from the zoo.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, and also to that gentleman, I can promise you
I'm far more educated. I look better than you, and
I smell better than you.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
So I've known you for over twenty years. You smell lovely.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Thank you, brother. I'm warring.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I'm wearing kindeth mankind right now. That is the that
is the colon of choice as of as of these days.
So uh yes, but please keep listening, idiot.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Can't we all just get along?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
I think he thinks he's gonna ruffle my feathers, and
I'm like, I'm a stand up comedian and I lived
in Hollywood, like I've auditioned for producers. You're not gonna
there's nothing. There's nothing you're gonna say to me that's
gonna hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
If you're gonna get it, Raj, it's not going to
be about some stupid Indian stereotype. It's going to be
something authentic and real that really cuts to the core.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yes, if you told me I wasn't funny, I'd be like,
oh man.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh, that son of a bitch. I'll find him.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
N John Witt five, What happened?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
What sentimatis? Deadly Rampage? Said he smelled bad.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh no, everyone go into hiding. For all things Treehouse,
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also
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back here inside the Treehouse
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Happy Labor Day to all
who celebrate, and if you don't, what's wrong with you?
Let's say that even though it is the day after
Labor Day. But what I mean is I hope you
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had a good one, unlike this guy. Oh CEOs are
such a holesh. Sorry, trying to find the story. I
lost it for a second. There, Okay, here we go.
(01:06):
When tennis star Camille Trey helped me on pronunciation of
this if you can when tennis, no, all right, fine.
When tennis star Camille Mushtrak tried to hand a young
fan his hat at the US Open, he probably didn't
expect a grown man to snatch it right out of
the kid's hands, but that's exactly what happened, and the Internet.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Responded with fury. The culprit.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Polish millionaire and CEO Pewter Strsrik He was caught on
camera grabbing the hat clearly meant for a child.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The video exploded.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Online, drawing tens of millions of views and prompting a
wave of backlash, Trey, have you seen the video?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I have not, Raj, have you seen the video?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Then let's enjoy this masterpiece of ass together. And I
don't mean masterpiece of ass in a good way. I
mean masterpiece of well, whole of an ass. How about that,
because that's what this CEO is purely demonstrating that if
you want something in life, sometimes you just got to
take it out of the hands of a child. So
(02:33):
there you, yeah, snatched it right out of that kid's hands,
right as the tennis star was turning his head, so
he never saw it. So here's what's fascinating to me.
As watch again. Here he's signing the autographs, ahole grabs
a hat, and what.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Does he do with it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He immediately almost immediately now he's boom, it's right in
the wife's bag.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So no one can't see it.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's mine. Can't grab it out of my hands.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Now, can we watch it one more time? Because he's
not looking at who he's giving it to.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The guy who takes the hat. No oh, the tennis star.
Yeah yeah he's not. He's not paying close enough attention.
But here's the deal. Clearly, he clearly is handing it
to the child. It's right in front of the child.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's right in front of both of them. No, no,
it's right in front of the child. You could draw
a very distinct line. If this was the front of
the Alamo, there would be no doubt as to which
side of the line you were going to be honest.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I was.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I was paying attention to the yellow I thought, Okay,
I see it now, yep. Sorry yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
So so so we shamed you into our side here.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, no, no, he didn't shame me. I was. It looked
like he wasn't paying attention to the kid.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
But you can see he's signing the yellow ball or
whatever it is, that's the yellow tennis ball that and
trying to give the hat at the same time. So
he just looked a little distracted. So I don't know
if he was trying to hand it to that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I think he was trying to hand it. Yeah, I
think he's trying to hand it to the kid.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
He is.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, I can see that now, but he's just not
He's signing and trying to give the hat at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So now let's watch a hole grab the hat away
from the child and you.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Here, you see the kid's lips come on. Oh, and
the guy just ignores the beautiful little child says no, no, sir,
none for you. And he's like, look, honey, I got
this hat. Here, open your back so this kid can't
grab it out through Okay, slip shoved it right back
in the back.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Ok. There we go.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And now we just started to ignore. Now he's just
ignoring the child.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That is awful.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It is awful, truly truly awful. It's amazing that his
CEO would act like this, or is it to say really?
Uh uh?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Fortunately, the tennis star meshed Rock made things right meeting
the boy whose hat was taken from him, met the
boy personally and gifted him a signed hat after realizing
what had happened. But for Shuzurik, the CEO, the fallout
is still unfolding. His company, drug Brook has been review
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bombed into oblivion on Polish forums, dropping it to a
one point four rating as users unloaded on him with
insults like thief and embarrassing. Now, clearly you would think
that as a company, or as the CEO of this company,
they would try to do something to quell this insurgency,
(05:43):
right right, yeah, no, No, The CEO a Hold doubles down.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
He doubled down.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
By saying, I understand that some people might not like it,
but please, let's not make a global scandal out of
the hat. It's just a hat. If you were faster,
you would have it.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And wait, there's more, because when an a hole is
on a roll, why would you ever stop short of
going full a hole? When he adds on, I remind
you that in insulting a public figure is subject to
legal liability.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Jesus, Yes, sue the internet to see how that works out.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Now they have since denied that this was on behalf
of him or the company. In fact, they actually think
it was a competitor that released this statement.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh that's brilliant. If it's the competitor.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh what a great move. Yeah that really isn't it?
Give them five stars or whatever review.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Now, I will say, if that is true, then he
might have some course of action against that other company
for pretending to be him and release an official statement.
But at the end of the day, you're still caught
on video taking a hat from a kid. You're still
a jerk. I don't care what you say after the
fact or trying to make it better. You are still
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a jerk in that moment.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Did they not learn anything from the Coldplay concert?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This CEO is lucky Luigi Manjoni's behind bars.
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Speaker 2 (10:23):
Look, I can't get enough of this story.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's amazing to me, you know it, It's not amazing
to me, it's just it's amazing to me that people
still do this stuff and are shocked when they get
called out on their bad behavior. What a what an
amazing ass hat that CEO is fitting it for taking
a hat from a.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Child, And it just it boggles my mind that people
don't realize, like we're in twenty twenty five. Everything is
being recorded. Everybody has a phone out. You're not gonna
sneak this past anybody.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
And with facial recognition and everything else, there is no
there is no anonymity.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I mean, you are going to get.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Phown out absolutely, And Trey you mentioned it. It's like
like the CEO and the head of HR being busted
at the Coldplay concert for their very public canoodling in
the suite, and the guy comes out with an initial statement.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
The CEO is like, oh, is is there no privacy anymore?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Now? You're at a public event, And at those types
of events they typically have posted everywhere we are recording things.
Also just yeah, also just in general, security cameras, other
people's phones, if you're outside of your house, just assume
everything you're doing and saying is being broadcast somewhere. If
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you operate that way, maybe you'll behave a little bit
better or at least be smarter about doing it behind
closed doors.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That you control.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
But you know, on the flip side, when they sent
him to HR, she was just right there, So.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Who HRS the HR?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
He does?
Speaker 6 (12:02):
That was actually one of the more fascinating things when
I was in Vegas, a couple of the clubs that
uh we went to, both were i mean very strict.
No phones, no video, no pictures, no nothing. Uh and
you know if they if they saw you even just
(12:23):
looking like you might be taking a picture, security was
on your ass.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Those are the places, Yeah, those are the places you
can get away with. Some stuff that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Is Hollywood Improv makes you put him in one of
those little the bags, then they just keep it for you,
like so you can't there's no pictures taken, there's no
video taking. The video that you see of the Hollywood
improv like on Instagram is from the Hollywood Improv.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, because you just never know who's there.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
So if you're going to be bad, do some do
some do some research ahead of time so that way
you know to what level of bad you can be.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Is this is this guy married with kids? Do we know?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Does he have children that he's stolen from as well?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'd love to see the kids on inside edition. I
don't know what this kid's problem. He takes myself all
the time giant.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Well, we've just.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm assuming that, yeah, I'm assuming that's his significant other
that he's shoving the hat into the bag of I
don't know if they have kids. I don't know anything
about his personal life. I'm sure if I looked one
extra result deeper onto Google, I'll find out all sorts
of things about this guy, because I'm certain he's been
docked in perpetuity at this point.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, if he was smart, he would, you know, go
to some children's hospital, find a tennis star and going
a tennis fan and go I was getting it for them.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah that's a good move.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh yeah, I got it. I got it. Yeah, I
got it for a sadder kid.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
And when that kid dies, you can have it.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
And that's the other thing too, It's like, look, I
get I get it. This guy he's I don't know
how much time he's spent in America.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't know if he lives in America. Don't really
know anything about him.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Other thing, he's the CEO of a company and he's
drawing serious backlash. But in America, we've seen this quite
a bit at baseball games, especially where an adult will
take a ball or a hat or some piece of
memorabilia that a player is trying to hand to a kid.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
They'll grab it, and we've seen it. They will they'll
grab it out of the kid's hand.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, one of the smooth, straight up robbery.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Of a child and run off with it.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
One of the smoothest ones I've ever seen is that
the kid that gives the lady behind him the ball.
That was really cool if you watched the I think
if I'm correct the video that I've seen, it could
be wrong, but he's got a he's already he has
a ball. And then the player like tosses him the ball,
and he turns to the lady and gives the ball
that he already has. It's not the one that the
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player tossed, it's the one that he already has. He
hands it to her like just trying to be just
trying to be smooth. It's like solid move kid. You
get the ball that the player gave you, and you
look you look pretty awesome to the girl behind you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I will say you need to be careful though, in
this type of situation. If you're a child or adult, whatever,
if you see a player handing a piece of memorabilia
to an attractive woman in the stands, don't take that
because chances are that's a ball with a phone number
on it, and that's not the memorabilia you are seeking.
(15:35):
She is seeking a different piece of memorabilia and memory
than what he is handing out. So that's why it's
but just good standard operating procedure. Just accept the gift
handed to you directly and not somebody else's.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
So she's seeking a ball, just not a baseball.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Mm hmm right in the hand. Yeah, theiris just to
grab it.
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Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, Trey, let's continue with our series now that you
created for us, for us Cowboys fans who have a problem.
It's time now to pull up our chairs in a
nice little circle, sit next to the coffee and the doughnuts,
and share Inside Cowboys Anonymous leading up to the first
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game against Super Bowl defending Eagles.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
On Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So let's recap real quick the first few steps of
your thirteen step program to cure Cowboys addiction Inside Cowboys Anonymous.
Step number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys.
Our team and its salary cap have become unmanageable. Step
number two came to believe that only a power greater
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than ourselves, namely an owner GM and head coach, could
restore us to sanity. Number three made a decision to
turn our fandom and our falls over to the care
of God, of a god as we understand him, someone
who actually knows football and talent. Number four made a
searching and fearless inventory of our roster and the time
we've devoted to it. Number five admitted to God, ourselves
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and another human being that we suck, and our roster
is dudo and dak is mid at best. And number
six we're entirely ready for God, the NFL, or someone
who knows what they're doing to remove all the defects
in our roster. Those are the first six steps of
Cowboys Anonymous, created by our very own trade trendhold. Now
(19:00):
it is time for steps seven and eight. Trey, I
hate it over to user.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
So step seven humbly asked them to remove all the
shortcomings from our roster and get rid of all the
contracts no other team would have signed.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Step eight?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Can can I? Can I ask a question about Step seven?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Will we have a team left after that?
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Not a good one?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I mean, it'll be even worse than it is, but
but it means, you know, future growth is possible.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well sure, because we'll only have like half the players
of a full roster. It's like we're supposed to put
eleven on the field and the other teams like they.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Only have six. All right, right, that's just how they're rolling.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Hey, you sometimes you know that's you hit bottom and
then then you got to build back up. And that's
just what it'll take because.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
You know, considering how this team hasn't done a real
rebuild in a very long time, that's that would be
how you do one make up for lost time time.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, I mean look at some of the other teams.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Uh yeah, they've done it, and and and and and
if you're good, if you have good, good management and
talent evaluation, then then you can rebuild.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's what makes me nauseous about this whole situation is
the fact that Eagles fans are throwing haymakers at US
Cowboys fans when it comes to trash talking. And if
I'm being honest, there's not a damn thing I can
really say back about it because A, for the most part,
they're right, and B. In the Eagles, they won a
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Super Bowl, rip the band aid off, got a new coach,
rebuilt the team, and then won another Super Bowl in
a third of the time that it's taken the Cowboys
to not win any.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
M That sucks with and at the time, with you know,
quarterbacks that were considered you know average.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, hey we have one of those.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, but he's I'm not sure he qualifies his average.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
But here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The Eagles never tried to tell the Eagles fans that
Nick Foles was some sort of godsend of a quarterback
and threw him on top of temper pedic ads. That's
not the case with the Cowboys. Jerry Jones is like,
m oh, yeah, Dak's the guy.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
They never try to make him the most highest paid
quarterback in the league.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
If if, if, if Foles had walked in and be like,
I want to raise, they would have said get the
f out of here if you're a ridiculous gid.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
I think that's actually what happened when.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
We'd rather rebuild with anybody but you, and then they
did and then they want to know the super Bowl?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
What is uh? What is the next step for today?
Inside Cowboys? Anonymous?
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Yeah, and this one it's step eight and this one's
a very important one. Made a list of all the
people we had harmed with our delusional this is our
year beliefs and became willing to make amends to them.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I don't have that. I don't have that kind of time.
Like I've told that to people in multiple states.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
When when you when you get there and you're ready
to come into the meeting. You're not there yet, Dan,
because you're still making arguments like, no, it was a
good trade.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I didn't say it was a good trade. I said
I could live with it. I said I don't love it,
but I can live with it. That's two different things.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, you said Jerry did it? You know it was?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I said, I said, the trading away Micah Parsons is
the closest thing to a real GM that Jerry has
done in a very long time. I didn't say he's
the best GM in the league. I didn't say any
of that stuff. I said was basically I could live
with it. He at least did something right.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
We're here for you. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Offensive.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Here's the thing. I'm not defending Jerry.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's just it's like, I'm very much into fairness. When
he's been wrong. By God, I've stood at the mountaintop
and screamed, what a more on? This guy's terrible, get
rid of him, pleased like every other Cowboys fan has. However,
if he does something that is somewhat.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In the realm of an actual general manager, I'm like, okay,
that was Actually he's not, you know, completely void of
the ability.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
So is this what we call a relapse? No, this
is what we call we haven't hit rock bottom yet. Okay,
it's basically what you're saying is, Jerry did good. You
pissed all over the floor, but you cleaned it up.
Not well, but at least you mopped up. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, it's okay, damn.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
And I'm also pretty sure that I'm also pretty sure
my rock my rock bottom will come this season.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I think it's gonna come Thursday.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I am not going I am not going to hinge
any hopes on this season on Week one against the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Dear God.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
No, Okay, well you know that's how it starts.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But keep in mind, I had a dream the other night.
I had a dream two nights ago that I looked
at the TV and Dak had thrown a dime to
some guy in the back left corner of the end
zone for like a forty to fifty yard touchdown. And
then I looked it was right before half and they
were up thirty eight to nothing over the Eagles. And
that's when I knew, yeah, I'm dreamings, and I just
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I woke up and I was like.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I need to that's when you knew you shouldn't drink
and go straight to bed.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
How'd you know it was dreaming?
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Back Tuesday. So let's jump right into a very controversial
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Treehouse Talkback. Let me preface that by saying the first
one is not controversial.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
It's fine. It's the second one that's gonna raise some eyebrows.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
All right, here we go, Hey Joe here aka Cookie Cookie,
just wanting any of you guys when you were growing up.
Speaker 12 (25:50):
That your parents or grandparents have any home remedies for
illnesses you may have had. I had chicken pots one time,
and somebody gave my mom the great idea to give
me a bath with a cup of bleach in it. Yeah,
that's stopped the itching.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
It burnt like hail.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Cookie that's not a remedy, that's child abuse.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's to stop infection. That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, yeah, it sounds.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Like you work, but you guys anything like that.
Speaker 13 (26:25):
Duh.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
A cup of bleach in a full tub of water
is what it's supposed to be. And it stops the
infection if if you have because he was scratching obviously,
so it's to stop infection.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
That's all it is.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
It does burn, okay very badly, but it is killing off.
It's like hydrogen peroxide when you see it bubble. It's
kind of the same, same philosophy.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
But my mom would do this like they My mother
was a nurse. Keep this in mind.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
My mother was a nurse a medical city and we
would start to get sick and she thought it was
the evil eye.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
So I'm not even and making this up.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
She would eat up a pan and she would take
a square of butter and she's like, stare at the
pan and like throw the butter in it and make
this watch it sizzle and she's like you're fine now,
I'm like, how are you treating gunshot victims?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
What is going on? What is your what is your
fatality rate?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Not good? It seems, but the wounds will taste delicious.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
That's why they moved her to Presby. Yeah. Oh wow,
that was one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Now I don't I don't really recall any family remedies
for anything in my family tree. No, I don't really
for my family, it was mostly yelling and hitting.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
They just beat the fever out of you.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, it's like you're not sick smack.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
I mean I think they're worse saying.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
You know, I was prone to run very high fevers
and so I would get, you know, an.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Ice water bath. Now that's just to keep you alive.
They were just keeping you alive for belt.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Mm hmm, gotta make sure he's fresh tray head belt,
which was his dad's preferred device of punishment. My mom
had the paddle, like an actual paddle. It was not
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one of those. To this day, I don't even know
where the hell she got it, Like I kind of
think she had it made. It was not one of
those fraternity boards. It wasn't like that. It wasn't like
the paddle that coaches had back.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
In the day that we were all afraid of.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
It was more like, you know, like the paddle of
the paddle and ball on a stream game that you
would just slap around. It was that shape, but like
I don't know, two inches thick, m so I mean
had some heft.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Yeah, so she was a monster ping pong player pretty much.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
It was her and the Chinese man.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Who's the which would beat you.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Is mom. I would have I would have preferred the
Chinese ping pong champion.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't think you would.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
No, actually I would because they would have had speed
on their side.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
My mom had power, okay, my mom had. My mom
used whatever was nearby. So if it was like a shoe,
an extension cord, a puppy, like, it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I got she didn't. She didn't care.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Now I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
My mom would do similar things if her if her
paddle of choice was nowhere around, like if we were
out of town, she didn't travel with it. That's when
she would do the Maguiver of family punishment and just
grab whatever was close that she knew would inflict pain.
One time, it was a tree branch.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh, yeah, it's like a switch, that's what we called it.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
It was a little thicker than that because because because
my cousin and I had broken some tree branches and
were like play sword fighting with it. And then we
had gone away from the house far enough to where
her yelling for us to come home, we couldn't hear it.
So we eventually come home, and she wanted to show
us she wanted My mom wanted to show me how
worried she was for my safety that she grabbed the
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tree branch and beat me with it.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
That's called caring.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, it's also called confusing.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Dan, I am describing you know, you describing what your
mom was using as a paddle. I'm very worried that
if you ever go to a BDSM website that, uh,
it might really do some trauma.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It might be very triggering.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Yeah, people, this is not sexy, this is this is
child This is my childhood trauma.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah, Or mom, what were you doing with that?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, that's what's the Chinese guy doing in there?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
He has speed, I have power.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh, I will say this had had she used it
and I popped in erection, probably would have stopped it
real fast.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I just took an awkward turn.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Really just now, that was the moment.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, that was the moment.
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September second, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
With some birthdays.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Q three.
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Hi, here we go celebrating a birthday today. Amy Osborne
is forty two. She is the eldest Osborne daughter who
refused to be on the Osborne's TV show.
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Speaker 1 (32:46):
Comedian Kat Williams is fifty four. Kat Williams fifty four today?
What are you thinking of rag that has you laughing
about Kat williams birthday?
Speaker 5 (32:59):
I was at the common Store one time and I
was walking up. Kat is on the patio. He's staring
directly ahead. The House of Blues was across the street.
He's just staring at his little sniffer of Hennessy and
he's wearing I'm not even making this up. He's wearing
a sailor's hat, like a captain's hat, and then every
piece of jewelry that I think he owns, like there's
(33:23):
like multiple rings on each finger. There's like I mean
just it was like mister t Ish with the necklaces.
And he's just staring and I stopped and I just kind.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Of looking at him, and I'm like.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
A cat, you're good, and he goes, I'm good, boo boo,
and then just staring.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Honestly, he's a tiny guy.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So he sounds impressive that he was able to wear
that much tonnage of jewelry and I fall over.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Now that I think about it, that might be the
reason he couldn't move.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm stuck boo boo. Yes, well you lift when he's
off of me.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
I went in, did webset, kind of hung out, mingled
with everybody, you know, shook hands, said bye, everybody, came outside,
still standing right there.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Right now, we know why he was.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
That's why I had the sailor's hat. He was anchored down.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, It's almost like someone was playing horseshoes with him
and he was the spike and instead of horseshoes.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
They used a bunch of jewelry. Other birthdays today, thank
you for that story. Other Birthdays today.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Turning fifty six is case That is a member of
Joe to See and Casey and Joe Joe Casey fifty six.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Please God, watch the video of when he passes out
on stage and Jojo keeps singing there.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
I think they're in Australia, and I have ser oh
it is he.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Walks over him at one point and then a point
they just drag him off stage.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh that's what like, Jojo just steps over him and
keeps singing.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Well, the show must go on. But well no, I've.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Lived that many times in my broadcasting career, so I
get it. I've stepped over a few people lying down
half dead in the studio just to get the show
on the air, and told and told Jerry and told Jerry, hey,
go go poke that to make sure it's still breathing
in the corner.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
That's like, uh.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
I think it's probably the last year they did Texas Jam,
which was this huge heavy metal concert at the Cotton
Bowl and I happened to I think it was like
eighty eight eight. Anyways, Van Halen was the big act
and Sammy was so drunk he passed out on stage
and Eddie's kicking him on stage, which is then in turn,
(36:00):
they obviously called the show early and they came back
and famously did a free concert in the West End. Yeah,
which caused just absolutely mayhem.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, if you get a chance to
just go on YouTube and just like Casey and Jojo
in Australia, Casey and Jojo pass out because they said
it was some sort of I think it was just
drunken high. But they're like, no, no, we flew from
you know, the States to Australia. There was fatigue and
he didn't adjust to whatever, and he just passed out.
But they physically, like as the song is, as one
(36:35):
of them still singing, they just see two guys come out,
just drag his body.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Into the wings.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
All right, I know what I'm doing later on today.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Other birthdays today, Sama Hayak is fifty nine. Samahayak fifty
nine years old today, making the rest of us look
just absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, still stunning.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Speaking of stunning, Keanu Reeves today is his birthday. That
man is sixty one, wow, sixty one years old and
he is kicking more ass now than he ever has
in his career.
Speaker 14 (37:14):
And by wow, I meant, whoh, that's kind of that's
That's usually what I say when I learn about the
next installment of the John Wick franchise, like, whoa, they're
doing five and six.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I think they're even I think they're spinning off into
like a cartoon thing as well.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, have you seen Ballerina.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
I've not seen Ballerina yet.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
I've seen all the john Wicks leading up to Ballerina,
but I've not seen Ballerina yet.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Okay, I was gonna ask your opinion of it because
I want to. I really do. I enjoy the John
Wick movies, so I just want to.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, look, I look at it this way, there's going
to be probably zero surprise in that movie, because there
have really not been any surprises in any of the
John Wick movies outside of the first ten to fifteen
minutes with the very first one, because that was a
shocking start to any film. Franchise is when is when
(38:09):
you kill the puppy, and everything that has happened since
makes sense to me. I like the fact that it's
I don't like the fact that they killed the puppy.
But you kill my puppy, I will do five to
seven sequels of Deadly Revenge.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
So this all tracks to me.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
And he got a new dog.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
He got a new dog.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
You just need therapy.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And a really nice block.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
In a bulletproof suit.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Well don't we all?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I mean, yeah, this in this day and age, you
don't even need to be John Wick to have one.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
You just need to have one. But yeah, John Wick.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
So Keanu Reeves sixty one years old, talk about an
amazing career and the anyway, what I was saying with
with the John Wick movies is there aren't going to
be any surprises. He's going to kill everybody and it's
going to be an interesting and creative ways. That's about
the only you know, curveball you get in those films.
(39:13):
And then with the offshoot in Ballerina, I assume it's
going to be the same thing, just with and a
armis kicking ass.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
I Actually I would be fine if they left the
john Wick series like after four it's good, leave it alone.
The movie hit that's coming out that I'm actually excited about.
It's Constantine too. That was I think one of more
of Keanu Reeves underrated roles.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That was considered to be a box office flop, but
it picked up a lot of steam as a cult classic.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
When it hit you know, home video.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Watched Little Buddha. He's really really good in that movie.
I saw it was actually a killer performance.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
This is what's wrong with me. I I didn't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
This was not a conscious decision. But of all of
all the County Reeves movies I have seen, I have
not seen Constantine, but I have seen Little Buddha.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, it's a good movie. You didn't like it, No,
it is. It's a good movie.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's just to me silly that I've seen Little Buddha
and not Constantine.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
It is.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It is a wrong that I need to make right.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
No, what silly is you've seen Jim Katta but not Constantine.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
That's silly.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
But what is egregious, tray, is that I've seen Jim
Cutta twice.
Speaker 7 (40:43):
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Speaker 9 (41:03):
Listen is online Freehouse on air dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
We did not finish tree House talkback earlier. There are
a few more messages to get to, but I don't
think we're going to get to all of them after
we hear this next one, because this one is a doozy.
Speaker 13 (41:26):
Roge, you share a lot of people feel the staying
a way about your race, smelly and disgusting as you
people are, So maybe you chill out on the white
people a little bit. Look in your own backyard.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Mm hmm Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Would anyone like me to replay that?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, all right, all right, racist Roge wants to hear
more of this.
Speaker 13 (41:53):
Roger, you share a lot of people feel the same
way about your race, smelly and disgusting as you people are,
So maybe you chill out on the white people a
little bit. Look in your own backyard.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Look in your own backyard, raj specifically for a burning cross.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, I'm the one who makes the white people jokes.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
You're taking away from Trey at this point.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
This is white on white crime.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
To trace the DEI on this part.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I don't know how else to approach this other than
because we've said this numerous times. We will make fun
of anyone and everyone that is deserving of being made
fun of, not the least of which ourselves. And I
don't mean that as a race, I mean that of
ourselves individually. If I do or say something stupid, I
expect you to make fun of me. Same for Trey,
(42:50):
same for you, Uraj. And that's how this all works.
And we make fun of other people as well for
the dumb stuff they do and say, while keeping in
mind it all really is, at the end of the day,
out of love and comedy, like none of it's meant
to be actually hurtful or anything like that. In some
cases it's actually a culping mechanis.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
For some serious underlying pain.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Anyway, when we make fun of white people, it's it's
because we're making fun of the dumb things that we
as white people have a tendency to do, called stereotypes,
and those can be funny, and if you're taking offense
at those, then I don't know what to do for you, snowflake.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I just like this because it was directed at me.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
So if I might interject, I love the fact that
he called me Rogi the last time and I corrected
him on this show, and then he corrected himself and
called me which is it's not rog it's the correct
pronunciation of my name.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
So he still listens like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, that's that's great, and that's the thing that we
can always keep in mind is that, hey, this treehouse
is pretty open.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah, And my mother always said the key to life
look good, smell good, be nice to girls.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
That's what she used to say. So I don't smell.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
I don't know who you're talking about, but I hope
the next time you go to the hospital, whatever your
idiot name is, the next time you go to the
hospital and your doctor's Indian, please please share that sentiment
with them and see how well your test results come out.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
You're gonna have stage four something.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I promise he's gonna have stage four Indians what he's
gonna have, And keep that seriously, just.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Keep that in mind.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I don't know why some of our white listeners take
this so personally, especially when, as we've just pointed out,
Trey's the one that has a tendency to throw the
white people barbs up more than anybody.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
But I'll see Trey's face and I'm like, take it away, Tray,
say it for me.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Man, because because we do stupid stuff like try and
hike everest and and pet and pet elks in the wild,
you know.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
And try to take home murder kiddies from the zoo.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, and also to that gentleman, I can promise you
I'm far more educated. I look better than you, and
I smell better than you.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
So I've known you for over twenty years. You smell lovely.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Thank you, brother. I'm warring.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
I'm wearing kindeth mankind right now. That is the that
is the colon of choice as of as of these days.
So uh yes, but please keep listening, idiot.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Can't we all just get along?
Speaker 5 (45:35):
I think he thinks he's gonna ruffle my feathers, and
I'm like, I'm a stand up comedian and I lived
in Hollywood, like I've auditioned for producers. You're not gonna
there's nothing. There's nothing you're gonna say to me that's
gonna hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
If you're gonna get it, Raj, it's not going to
be about some stupid Indian stereotype. It's going to be
something authentic and real that really cuts to the core.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yes, if you told me I wasn't funny, I'd be like,
oh man.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Oh, that son of a bitch. I'll find him.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
N John Witt five, What happened?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
What sentimatis? Deadly Rampage? Said he smelled bad.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh no, everyone go into hiding. For all things Treehouse,
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also
find and follow us on social media for the show
at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the Daniel Mallley,
For Try it's at Trede Turn Home one, and for
Raj it's at Comedian Raj. We'll see you tomorrow right
back here inside the Treehouse
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