August 14, 2025 • 45 mins
Dude looks like a lady... if you don't look too hard. A little muckraking is good for your relationship, and your dog could pay some bills for once.
PLUS: Death and taxes, what happened to Tim Tebow, and Trey is going to a meet & greet!
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Lexington Park Man Arrested After Dressing as a Woman to Have Sex with a Man at Lancaster Park - Southern Maryland News Net | Southern Maryland News Net
Gossip is good for romance, study finds | UCR News | UC Riverside
Nationwide Search for a Golden Retriever to Play to Next 'Air Bud' in Movie
PLUS: Death and taxes, what happened to Tim Tebow, and Trey is going to a meet & greet!
The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.
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LINKS:
Lexington Park Man Arrested After Dressing as a Woman to Have Sex with a Man at Lancaster Park - Southern Maryland News Net | Southern Maryland News Net
Gossip is good for romance, study finds | UCR News | UC Riverside
Nationwide Search for a Golden Retriever to Play to Next 'Air Bud' in Movie
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today's Thursday, August fourteenth, twoenty
twenty five. Almost at the end of this week, I've
(00:39):
decided to bring back throw Back Thursday. If you can
bring something back that you were throwing back originally, we're
doing that now again.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, you almost sounded like Christopher Walking.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I wasn't even trying. So let's go back in time.
The year's twenty twenty. A marilynd Man has been charged
after telling his friend he had a woman for him,
(01:17):
but it was really him dressed as a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So progressive.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, if one of your buddies ever tells you, hey,
I got a woman for you, I want you to
remember this moment inside the treehouse. Sean Lamont Brooks was
(01:48):
forty seven at the time in Lexington Park, Maryland. He
was arrested May thirteenth, twenty twenty and charged with a
fourth degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice. Were
telling his friend he had a woman for him, but
it was really him dressed as a woman. Court documents say.
In the winter of twenty nineteen. Sorry, whenever I see that,
(02:11):
especially in this story, all I can hear is it
was the Winter of our discontent. It was for the
white guy.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Brooks engaged in sexual contact with an adult male victim
without the victim's consent and committed an unnatural and perverted
sexual practice with the victim. He is currently a registered
sex offender, and his previous crimes involved very similar circumstances,
wherein Brooks used his position as a hairdresser to make
(02:43):
contact with his victims. Look, if we're being honest, you know,
sex crimes, they are bad and they have victims, and
in this case, the old bait and switch really got
this one, dude, and I had to double check.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Hang on, listen, hey, Jerry, you ever set a buddy
up on a date.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
One time?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Was it you?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We have a copycatter.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Sometimes you just want to high top fade and you
get something a little more, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I really did. I saw the story and I was like, Okay,
I need to verify this as best as I can.
It was actually pretty easy quick Google search of the
of the man's name, and there did pop up a
story all the way back from the year twenty twenty
about the headline reads Lexington park man arrested after dressing
as a woman to have sex with a man at
(03:51):
Lancaster Park. What I was curious about is how detailed
do they get in this story? And from what I
can tell, it's pretty detailed. Would you like to hear more?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Sure? Sure?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay? Throw back Thursday. On December eighteenth, twenty nineteen, Deputy W.
Fornanash of the Saint Mary's County Sheriff's Office made contact
with an adult male who said he believed he'd been
sexually assaulted by Sean Lamont Brooks. The victim advised in
(04:32):
late September to October he got his hair done at
the Executive Salon on Great Mills Road by Brooks. The
victim said Brooks offered to introduce him to some of
his girlfriends that would be interested in meeting him, and
a few days later Brooks contacted him and advised one
of his girlfriends wanted to meet him and wanted to
give him all. The victim agreed and picked up Brooks
from the salon, and Brooks instructed him to drive to
(04:54):
Lancaster Park on Willows Road in Lexington.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That your first clue.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I was about to say, there's already some flags on
this play.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Well, I just like the way Dan reads it, and
it probably was this case. Hey, she wants to give
you and gotta ask any questions.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, let's roll, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Where's the salon.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
On Great Mills Road. Once at the park, Brooks told
the victim to sit on a bench and said he
would go get his girlfriend. The victim said he watched
Brooks go into the woodline with a backpack, and a
few minutes later, what he believed to be a female
emerged from the same wood line and sat next to him.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's the fastest any woman's ever changed.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's like Superman in a foam booth. I can't wait
to get this on. The victim told police that because
of how dark it was, he was unable to completely
see the person's face or perhaps feel the stubble on
his face. The victim said as the person touched him
with their hand, he felt as though this person's hands
(06:08):
we're a pretty We're pretty big for a female, and
he became suspicious that the female may be Brooks dressed
as a female. Victim told police the person began giving
him ah, I like, how, I like how the the
quote unquote victim is suspicious, but still is like, well,
let's see this through.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
As the person was giving him ah, he observed what
he believed to be an outline of a beard, at
which time he began to think the person was not
a female and in fact could be Lamont Brooks.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Or a Persian girl.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The victim said that's when he became scared and faked
an orgasm. The victims said that the person walked away
back into the woods. In a few minutes later, Lamont
Brooks reappeared from the woods, and the victim said at
this point he was still unsure as to what happened. Therefore,
he made contact with mister Brooks again and asked if
(07:17):
he could set up a second.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Meeting with the girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Hey, the Jeffersons had two Lamonts too.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
All I can see with this. Do you remember the
dating game skit on a Living Color where Jamie Fox
was dressed in drag?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's all.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I can see coming.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Out of the woods, I would be Tommy Davidson.
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tree House Show. There are still so many questions about
how it is you end up in the park with
mister Brooks. Mister Brooks goes to the woods and comes
back as what was the character's name on in Living
Color that we were.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Talking about, Wanda.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
So Lamont goes into the woods and comes back looking
like Wanda uh services his uh hair client. Oh okay, Yeah,
I'm also beginning to question the statement given by the
victim to police, in which he says, in part that
he faked the orgasm.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I have questions about that too.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Lamont, doesn't I mean, what was he? Uh?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Either he did or he was hoping to? Because yeah,
most people would be like, no stop now. I think
most people would not have gotten to this point.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But do you really think they would be so adamant?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Tray or how you said like no stop now?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, talking about sounding like Christopher walking, Tray actually sounded
a little bit like Christopher no stop now.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Look at my watch. I've been hiding it for a while.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I can't believe you brought it out of me. Speaking
speaking of going to a park for a date, Trey, Tonight,
tonight is the big night, isn't it. It's Thursday. It's
time for your big night on the Dity Trail, the
(11:59):
thirty five plus Daty Trail event that you got tickets for.
M Yeah, are you in special prep mode? Are you
doing any extra moisturizing on your skin? Are you going
to break out a third loof of glove for the
for the occasion.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That is that.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then maybe save a fourth glove on the wall
of the bathroom just in case you get lucky. Yeah, seriously, though,
any any special last minute prep before you head out tonight.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Trying to not overthink it because I will think myself
out of going.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well that's good. I'm proud of you for that, because
at this point it's essential and mandatory that you go.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I give it twenty minutes. That's fine, that's that's that's
my thing, a trade. When he loses patience, it'll be
about twenty minutes in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I yeah, I don't know how this one's gonna go.
I really don't.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I I don't think I've been this nervous since Katillion
in like fifth grade, where you know you had to
you know, you the boys are on one side, the
girls on the other, and you had to ask someone
to dance, and you just it.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Was very awkward. That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I am.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I mean again, it is.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Let's see, I will celebrate nine years of sobriety on Sunday,
and but there is the one thing where you really
miss drinking liquid courage, just.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Taking the edge off just enough.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But yeah, nine years of sobriety, and you have yet
to find a replacement for liquid courage.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
There is none.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I mean, I mean, I'm sure that there is, but
it comes in the form of some other, uh substances.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna come in the form of you
having to return all your chips again. I'm just I'm
happy for you, and I'm proud of you for going,
even if it only lasts twenty minutes and you turned
into the angry, you know, anxious guy in the corner.
I'm just glad you're going.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can I make a prediction?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay, I think you find the one?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
The one?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
What Lamont Brooks?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How was that to say? Neo? No, I think you
find the lady.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Hi, Tray, I noticed you in the corner. I know
your name is Trey because I saw it on the
name tack on your chest. My name's Lamont, but my
boyfriend's called me Wanda.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wasn't Lamont also on Sanford and Sons?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, a big dummy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah No, I'm pretty sure that's where he his middle name,
because his because his full legal name is Sean Lamont
Brooks and he's forty seven, which tells you his parents
watched Sanford and Son. Therefore they got Lamont from the show.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Someone was a big dummy.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
If I had any idea how an edible would hit me,
I wouldn't even be opposed to that. But I just
have no A few times I've I've messed like a
Delta eight or Delta nine gummy. It is all over
the spectrum on how it hits me, and so I
can't like.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
I have some Colorado gummies and I would I would
give you like a quarter of it, so it would
be like five milligrams.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
It's I have it is I said for sleep and
other things. I have messed around like with some of that,
and I there is no rhyme or reason to how
it hits me like there's But I could end up
being fine, I could end up slobbering in the corner.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
So I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So I'm coming then.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Because I want to see how I'll bring the five milligram.
I just want to see how it's on the Dainty Trail.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Maybe maybe we try that for the next event, depending
on how this one goes. Let's have him raw dog
this Dainty Trail event and see how it goes. I
do have another suggestion for you. I'm on this one.
I'm serious about what you don't think I have your
best interest in mind?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
No, I think you're looking for a segment three.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
No, he's looking for a show.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, a segment I want to show out of this. Okay, Look,
you're obviously not going to take Daisy, which was my
first recommendate. And take Daisy. She's an icebreaker, she's kind
of your emotional support chihuahua. Uh and she's and she's
you know, she's a chick magnet. So she kind of
checks a lot of box for you. But if it
might be unfair and they might say you're not allowed
(17:03):
to have a pet.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Well, if this event was actually on the Katie Trail,
I probably would, but it's not. It's actually off Greenville,
So okay, I doubt that she would even be allowed.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So because of that, I have a different suggestion, okay,
and something that might help give you a little bit
of courage and a little bit of comfort in a
very awkward situation. Okay, since you quit drinking, what's the
one thing you absolutely love more than your dog or
as much.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Sugar?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Snickerdoodles.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Snicker doodles specifically, snickerdoodles, right, yes, because you would do
what for a snickerdoodle?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
You know, at some point, especially when I'm quit drinking,
I'd got a man for a snicker doodle.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, that's the line I was looking for. So
here's what you do. You go to tiff Streets or
call tiff Streets. They'll bring it to you. That's the
beauty of tiff Streets. They deliver you, get you a
dozen cookies, make sure you get a hand like four
or something, force nicker doodles for yourself, and you've got
(18:16):
a box of cookies something that you can hold, so
now you don't have to worry about what to do
with your hands, especially because you don't drink and don't
want to have something awkward, and you have a little
comfort food there because you love snicker doodles, and it
might put you at ease because you're enjoying one of
your favorite treats. And a box of cookies is going
(18:37):
to act as an icebreaker slash attractant to any female
that might be tempted by such things.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
A box of cookies might get you some cookie.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
So right, yeah, this is the weirdest therapy session I've.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Ever heard it is, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
But if you notice, Trey has not immediately dismissed it,
he's considering it.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Well, no, because the.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
First, you know, when you ask the questions what's the
one thing I love, you know since I quit drinking,
my first answer is gonna be masturbation, and that would
have been a really awkward show.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, don't do that at the same.
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, that's Trade, there's Raj,
and that's Jerry. Called well fun appearance on a Thursday.
If you were to meet someone very special tonight Trey
at your Daty Trio dating event, or as Raj said,
he thinks you're going to meet the one tonight. If
you do meet the one tonight, I already have the
(20:32):
trick to keep you together forever. All right, are you
ready for this?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I can't wait?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay, mis wing, let's see. All right, here we go.
Couples who bond over this nasty habit are happier. Okay,
see if you can guess this. Couples who bond over
this nasty habit are happier. What do you think that
(21:05):
habit is? Trey will start with you. Any guesses this
nasty habit?
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Picking your nose?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, raj.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Passing gas.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Jerry, do you have a guess on the nasty habit
that makes couples happier?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Farting was mine?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So right, there we go. Couples who bond over this
nasty habit are happier. Gossip Gossiping with your spouse can
improve your relationship, or so, says a new study from
Uce Riverside in California. Seventy six couples wore special devices
(21:56):
and agreed to have their conversations recorded throughout the day.
About four thirteen percent of their entire day was taped,
and they found we spend an average of thirty eight
minutes a day gossiping, and twenty nine of those minutes
are spent gossiping with our significant other, so that means
our significant other is our biggest partner in crime. Researchers
(22:17):
think gossiping together makes us closer because it's a form
of emotional bonding, and it also reinforces the idea that
you're on the same team. And it doesn't matter if
the gossip is positive or negative. They actually say negatively,
gossiping with one's romantic partner on the way home from
a party could signal that the couple's bond is stronger
than with their friends at the party, and then positive
(22:38):
gossip could prolong the fun experiences that you had. So
gossiping is the nasty habit that will make your relationship happier.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I feel like this is a thing that where the
woman is doing ninety five percent of the talking and
the guy's going yeah, okay, yeah, Becky, she crazy.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What you do smile a nod or just just respond
with approving.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
And and the and the occasional time you really want
to event about somebody, it's probably considered gossiping. And then yeah,
she'll listen for a minute and then turn the conversation
back to her day.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
On the other hand, I mean, are we really talking
about gossip or is this really just talking about your
friends that one.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Mhm.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
I don't think my aunt's had any friends so outside
of work, But she like she liked a gossip and
I like to listen because it was kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
M h.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I don't really talk about people like that. It's not
it's not in my wheelhouse, but.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Well it's it's interesting. Like my last relationship, we met
through the same for the lack of a better term,
social circles, Like, we knew a lot of the same people,
so things would come up where it did make it
at least when she wanted to, you know, and most
(24:06):
of the time it was her talking, but at least
I knew who she was talking about, and yeah it
was you know, I could feign some interest in it.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
And then she knew my old bosses, and so when
I would, you know, then about them, then she understood.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
So yeah, I'm not a big gossiper. I do like
to listen to it. I think that's entertaining.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And I like how you say gossiping is not in
your wheelhouse. But if if you're actively listening to me.
You're that's that's approving, that's you know.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, I mean sometimes I get material out of it,
so that that's.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh so it's for work now, Oh it's well, oh
it's for stand upright, then I can write it off.
I'd love to see your accountant's face when you say
I have to write off four nine and twenty two
minutes of speaking with my significant other, please.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And you would go, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
You can do anything on your taxes as long as
as long as no one calls your bluff. That's really
at the end of the day, that's all it really is. Yeah, audit,
you can do whatever you want on your taxes on
the ten forty or whatever forms you fill out, as
long as you file. That's step number one. Step number
two is just whether or not someone decides to question
any of it. And if they don't, it doesn't matter
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what you put in those things.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yeah, some of the stuff that I like for stage,
like the stage clothes, Like I don't wear all of
it on stage, but I still write it off And
I'm like, you bought that, Okay, I'll take the I'll
take the return.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Meanwhile, your significant other is gossiping about your purchases.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
To my accountant, Yeah, over a dinner that we're gonna
write off anyway.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Tara's accountants going, why do you have to buy so
many big pencils?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
What's pegging? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I don't think there's a form for that for the irs.
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Has Daisy, your three pound chihuahua, ever been any sort
of what's what I'm trying to think of? Has she
ever contributed financially to the household?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
No, I've never made her get a job?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Okay, well, there might be an opportunity here for Daisy.
All right, the search is on for the next four
legged star of air Bud Returns. And who better to
fill the little Golden Retriever sneakers than Daisy, your fourteen
(27:52):
to fifteen year old, three pound toothless Chihuahua.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, who is smaller than a sneaker.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
That's much less of basketball, right, I think that that
might involve some Cgi.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
She would be the she would be the spud web
of dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That a few weeks ago it was announced that a
new air Bud is in the works, called air Bud Returns.
And now the search is on to find the new
air Bud, which obviously sounds like an adorable casting call. However,
they're being very Hollywood about it. Instead of opening the
(28:31):
doors up entirely to all sorts of dogs, they're actually
staying with the blonde hair, blue eyed Golden Retriever style.
I know, brown eye, but you get the idea. They're
sticking with the Golden Retriever.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
They want a pure, pure bread Golden Retriever only. But
if you think yours could be the next star, you
can submit an application online. Even if your Goldie is
not chosen, you're still eligible to win prizes like Airbud jerseys,
signed movie merch hopefully by the dog, or a trip
to the premiere in Los Angeles. Airbud Returns is supposed
(29:09):
to be in theaters next summer. I see this as
very myopic on the part of Hollywood. Hollywood as an
institution has long been very progressive and it's casting choices. Okay, well,
sometimes I just see an opportunity here to open the
doors a little bit. You know, why does Airbud have
to be a golden retriever. I think I think you
(29:33):
should open it up to another breed someone, you know.
I tell you what, Let's let's make it a meritocracy.
Let's find the best dog for the job.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
I never saw the movie, so I don't know what
it's is a basketball playing dog?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Is that what we're basically?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay, I think so, gotcha. I'll send Grace's picture in
and see what they say.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Your little pit bull puppy.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Could do.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It could do wonders for the stigma around pitbulls.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Absolutely, if you were on the best dog for the
dog like, it would probably be a Belgian malinwah uh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
You know, and they would shoot you while they're going
up for the dunk.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, because those are the dogs that are very common
in police and military, also known as fur missiles.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
What does it big the case corso something like that
is that? Oh yeah, those things beautiful cheese. Look at
the size of that, like scary. You want to talk
about you want to talk about being able to dunk?
That's like they're doing Tomahawk dunks.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's the Dominique Wilkins of dogs. I still like the
idea of having Tray's dog Daisy, I mean, a three
pound old ash Chihuahwa with no teeth. I feel like
making dreams come true. It really would be an inspiring story.
Here's this little dog that everyone thinks can't possibly play basketball,
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yet she finds a way. Now, some people are inevitably
going to say Hollywood is gone too woke because it's
a little Mexican dog that somehow found its way into
America and into air bud sneakers. So some people are
gonna fan the flames of controversy on that side. But
I say stick with it. I think it's an inspiring story.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
She gets arrested by Ice at the end.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
They found her because she won at the end. Yeah,
she's a S thirteen. Yeah, the tattoos just underneath her collar.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Cross her little pause.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The credit scene is her on a on a flame
on a plane to Elf Salvador.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
With all the other juhuahua's like like loved you in
Airbud two man.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, But the good news is is Airbud two returns
again is actually going to be more of a Conair two.
Just to playful at Chihuahas.
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just imagining a Conair two flight full of uh deported
Chihuahis in shackles and Nicholas cage.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Of course, who's the John Malkovich of the Chihualas? Which one?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Uh, that's where we'll have to do a little role appropriation.
So instead of it being a hardcore Chihuahua, it'll be
the slack jawed pug from Deadpool and Wolverine. All right,
today is actually Danny Trea can still play himself.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Today is Thursday, August fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
today with some birthdays. Speaking of the Deadpool movies, actress
Bringanna Hildebrand is twenty nine today. She's the one that
plays Negasnic teenage Warhead, which is still by far and
I'm pretty sure Deadpool said this in that first movie.
(33:58):
One of the coolest names for a super hero that
I can that I that I'm aware of Negasnic teenage Warhead.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
So, but the interaction was great, by the way, every
single time. And then the girlfriend was fantastic as well.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yes, yeah, the anime girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Anyway, she's twenty nine today. Tim Tebow turns thirty eight.
Mister Christian yep Hall Lou. Tim Tebow made it thirty eight,
did not make it in the NFL. Some think that
he got the shaft on that he would say, well,
Jesus would disapprove.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So No, he was just he was just not good.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, he was just a bust.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, but so many people say, well, look at that
playoff game he won, okay, the one, the one about
as many as Romo and Prescott.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
But he wasn't like it. He just wasn't good.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
No, the truth about her is he wasn't a great
He wasn't a great college quarterback. He was just in
a great system at at the right time and where
you know, he could throw it well enough and and
and he was big and he could run. But yeah,
he was an awful NFL quarterback.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Those Florida teams with Tim Tebow are a master class
in head coaching about because what's what's the the the
old tried and true thing about coaching. What is coaching,
it's putting your players in the best possible position to win.
And that's exactly what urban Meyer did in those in
those years because he saw Tim Tebow and thought, Okay,
(35:35):
we're not going to run a spread style, pro offense
type situation. We're gonna have Tim Tebow basically be a
glorified running back that occasionally throws the ball.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
I mean, urban Meyer's talent was putting him in the
best place. It was keeping them out of jail.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Okay, yeah, no taken. So yeah, it was like a
one A one B kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, so it's a two A. It's an AA kind
of thing.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
I mean, think about who Team Tebow's you know, traveling
roommate was when they were on the road.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Was it Aaron Hernandez?
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yes, yeah, let's go murder and then pray.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
So like Tim Tebow was mister Gator and Aaron Hernandez
was mister Murder.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yes, I know. He was the first part of Gator.
That was his big problem.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
H Happy birthday, Tim. Meela Cunis is forty two today,
married to Ashton Kutcher, so their whole kind of life
has come full circle where they started out on that
seventies show together, had little crushes on each other. I
think he may have even dated back on that show,
(36:49):
and then eventually they often get married with interesting romances
for each other in between. Meela Cunis turns forty two.
Christopher Gorum is fifty one. It's from the show Insatiable.
He was also Jake two point zero, Piper Perabo's handler
on Covert Affairs, and he was also on Ugly. Betty
Catherine Bell from JAG is fifty seven today from JAG.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Okay, yeah, haven't heard that. I haven't heard that show's
that name in a while. Man, didn't that turn into
ncis different?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It is different, Yeah, because n CIA is like a
special investigative in Jags. JAG is military lawyers.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
But the Denozo came from JAG. Right, wasn't he on
that show, Tony? What's his name? The guy that plays
Anthony Denoso?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
I think no. I think in the backstory he was
a JAG officer. But okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's interesting.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Okay, anyway, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
It was all CBS, so they could have been some
weird crossover.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
But of course, Catherine Bell fifty seven, Happy birthday to her.
Halle Berry turns fifty nine today. Halle Berry nine years
old today. And I haven't seen it yet, but God
only knows what sort of a birthday pick she's going
to post on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I mean, I think it was Valentine's Day. She had
the video of her and her husband in bed saying
they were getting ready to get it on and she
was showing off. I guess some endorsement product that she had.
That's lube hilarious.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
I like my when she won the oscar, but that
was my one of my favorite moments when she thanked
her mom for making her a proud black woman, and
they cut to her mom and she's white. The unintentioned
oh camera, that's miraculous, but that cameraman was like, okay,
(38:50):
uh huh. Right around and there's and her mother's a
beautiful white lady. But I thank you for she's crying,
thank you for making me a proud black woman, and
then boom, white lady. I was like, this is the
best Oscars ever.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
All at once, America did the RCA dog.
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enjoy all things House on the YouTube. Uh we mentioned
(40:04):
taxes earlier in the show. I forget exactly why. But
in the break, Jerry, you were telling us that was
it last year or this year, whatever it was, you
had to actually pay taxes for the first time ever.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Yes, Oh it sucks.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I hate that.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Never been on that end of it before.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah, I think I paid once. I paid one hundred
and eighty one dollars. That's what I had to pay once.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Really, Yeah, you're self employed. How was it you're not
paying taxes? Oh okay, never mind, I answered my own question.
I'm just not Dan, Okay, thanks.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
No, it's just as comics they changed the laws for entertainers,
so you can ride a lot of stuff off.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
So anything I.
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Buy, like clothes wise, or shoes or makeup or whatever,
I can write all of that off. Food, as long
as I have a conversation about business, I can ride
all of that off as well.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Travel to write all that off.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Do you have to art? You were saying.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's part of what we were saying before, is that
it doesn't matter what you file when it comes to taxes,
as long as you file something, because chances are the
irs and go. Okay, Dan did his trade, did his
raj did his Jerry did his fine, and nothing may
ever come from it, unless someone decided to take a
look at it a little bit closer and go, hey,
some of this doesn't add up. So you really can
(41:21):
file whatever and then just hope that you don't get caught,
which is what a lot of people do. And so
I find it interesting that as self employed you've only
had to pay once I realized you can write lots
of stuff off. But that seems shocking to me.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Yeah, I mean think about it, like all my gas,
all I'm going back and forth to the clubs, all
that comes off, all the wear and tear, the oil
changes everything, tires, I mean, everything gets right off because
I use that for transportation to go to my job.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I think the more specific version of that, the way
that's supposed to work is the percentage for which you
use it for the job. Tray is now smiling because
having both worked in real estate, we know kind of
how that goes. You can't just write off everything, but
again that goes back to it doesn't matter if you
don't get audited. If you don't get audited, then you're good.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Yes, So though I always do the wink wing nuts nudge,
you can write everything off, but you can write everything off.
But I mean, obviously if somebody was to come and check,
there would be a I would have to pay quite
a bit.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, being self employed now I have to pay, and
paying sucks. Yes, And while I'll write off some stuff,
I don't write off everything, just in case someone does
decide to look a little too closely at the stuff.
I don't want to be like, well, I'm going to
disappear from the planet now.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Yeah, the one Irs agent in the US Virgin Islands,
they have.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
The time, so yeah, you want to be careful.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Their hands are still kind of full with Epstein's mess.
So you had to pay for the first time. Jerry,
my sympathies. That's never a fun feeling. I know that
that stings a little bit. I remember, yeah, uh, that
is one of the benefits of working for somebody else,
(43:22):
especially if it's a large company. They'll do all that
taking of the money out of for you and then
maybe you get some back in the end. But I
remember in I was in high school and my mom
did my taxes, and I remember one time she told me, oh,
it looks like you're getting a return back one hundred dollars,
and I was like, Okay, cool, that's about right. I
think it was like my second year of having to
(43:43):
file taxes. And then like a couple of weeks later,
she's like, Hey, remember how I said you you're going
to get back a couple hundred. Yeah, it turns out
you owe a couple hundred.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
What.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
This is the woman that worked in accounting for sixteen
years at Phillips Petroleum Company. And I told her, I
was like, how do you mess that up? How do
I go from being owed money to owing money? You
wear an accountant? How are you this bad at taxes?
Is this why Phillips Petroleum Company went down the toilet?
Speaker 6 (44:15):
You mom bankrupted? Phillips's a powerful woman or really bad
at maths?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Both both can be true. I mean, she is a
strong willed woman and horrible at accounting. Sorry, mister Phillips,
your gas station's gotta go back.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
She had gas stations repossessed.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
I mean, it really does make sense when I look
back on it. I mean, she did work for the
sixteen crucial years at the Phillips Petroleum Company when they
were needing to downsize because they somehow couldn't make oil
and gas profitable.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
They couldn't make payments. How many how many people does
your mom have laid off?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Did she then turn to work in radio? She's a
ceover at Diheart.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
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but a bit is up six For all things Treehouse,
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Jerry guy. We we'll see you tomorrow right back here
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It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley, along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today's Thursday, August fourteenth, twoenty
twenty five. Almost at the end of this week, I've
(00:39):
decided to bring back throw Back Thursday. If you can
bring something back that you were throwing back originally, we're
doing that now again.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right, you almost sounded like Christopher Walking.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I wasn't even trying. So let's go back in time.
The year's twenty twenty. A marilynd Man has been charged
after telling his friend he had a woman for him,
(01:17):
but it was really him dressed as a woman.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So progressive.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, if one of your buddies ever tells you, hey,
I got a woman for you, I want you to
remember this moment inside the treehouse. Sean Lamont Brooks was
(01:48):
forty seven at the time in Lexington Park, Maryland. He
was arrested May thirteenth, twenty twenty and charged with a
fourth degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice. Were
telling his friend he had a woman for him, but
it was really him dressed as a woman. Court documents say.
In the winter of twenty nineteen. Sorry, whenever I see that,
(02:11):
especially in this story, all I can hear is it
was the Winter of our discontent. It was for the
white guy.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Brooks engaged in sexual contact with an adult male victim
without the victim's consent and committed an unnatural and perverted
sexual practice with the victim. He is currently a registered
sex offender, and his previous crimes involved very similar circumstances,
wherein Brooks used his position as a hairdresser to make
(02:43):
contact with his victims. Look, if we're being honest, you know,
sex crimes, they are bad and they have victims, and
in this case, the old bait and switch really got
this one, dude, and I had to double check.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Hang on, listen, hey, Jerry, you ever set a buddy
up on a date.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
One time?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Was it you?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
We have a copycatter.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Sometimes you just want to high top fade and you
get something a little more, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I really did. I saw the story and I was like, Okay,
I need to verify this as best as I can.
It was actually pretty easy quick Google search of the
of the man's name, and there did pop up a
story all the way back from the year twenty twenty
about the headline reads Lexington park man arrested after dressing
as a woman to have sex with a man at
(03:51):
Lancaster Park. What I was curious about is how detailed
do they get in this story? And from what I
can tell, it's pretty detailed. Would you like to hear more?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Sure? Sure?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay? Throw back Thursday. On December eighteenth, twenty nineteen, Deputy W.
Fornanash of the Saint Mary's County Sheriff's Office made contact
with an adult male who said he believed he'd been
sexually assaulted by Sean Lamont Brooks. The victim advised in
(04:32):
late September to October he got his hair done at
the Executive Salon on Great Mills Road by Brooks. The
victim said Brooks offered to introduce him to some of
his girlfriends that would be interested in meeting him, and
a few days later Brooks contacted him and advised one
of his girlfriends wanted to meet him and wanted to
give him all. The victim agreed and picked up Brooks
from the salon, and Brooks instructed him to drive to
(04:54):
Lancaster Park on Willows Road in Lexington.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
That your first clue.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I was about to say, there's already some flags on
this play.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Well, I just like the way Dan reads it, and
it probably was this case. Hey, she wants to give
you and gotta ask any questions.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, let's roll, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Where's the salon.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
On Great Mills Road. Once at the park, Brooks told
the victim to sit on a bench and said he
would go get his girlfriend. The victim said he watched
Brooks go into the woodline with a backpack, and a
few minutes later, what he believed to be a female
emerged from the same wood line and sat next to him.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's the fastest any woman's ever changed.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's like Superman in a foam booth. I can't wait
to get this on. The victim told police that because
of how dark it was, he was unable to completely
see the person's face or perhaps feel the stubble on
his face. The victim said as the person touched him
with their hand, he felt as though this person's hands
(06:08):
we're a pretty We're pretty big for a female, and
he became suspicious that the female may be Brooks dressed
as a female. Victim told police the person began giving
him ah, I like, how, I like how the the
quote unquote victim is suspicious, but still is like, well,
let's see this through.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
As the person was giving him ah, he observed what
he believed to be an outline of a beard, at
which time he began to think the person was not
a female and in fact could be Lamont Brooks.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Or a Persian girl.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The victim said that's when he became scared and faked
an orgasm. The victims said that the person walked away
back into the woods. In a few minutes later, Lamont
Brooks reappeared from the woods, and the victim said at
this point he was still unsure as to what happened. Therefore,
he made contact with mister Brooks again and asked if
(07:17):
he could set up a second.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Meeting with the girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Hey, the Jeffersons had two Lamonts too.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
All I can see with this. Do you remember the
dating game skit on a Living Color where Jamie Fox
was dressed in drag?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's all.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I can see coming.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Out of the woods, I would be Tommy Davidson.
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tree House Show. There are still so many questions about
how it is you end up in the park with
mister Brooks. Mister Brooks goes to the woods and comes
back as what was the character's name on in Living
Color that we were.
Speaker 11 (10:22):
Talking about, Wanda.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
So Lamont goes into the woods and comes back looking
like Wanda uh services his uh hair client. Oh okay, Yeah,
I'm also beginning to question the statement given by the
victim to police, in which he says, in part that
he faked the orgasm.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
I have questions about that too.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Lamont, doesn't I mean, what was he? Uh?
Speaker 7 (11:01):
Either he did or he was hoping to? Because yeah,
most people would be like, no stop now. I think
most people would not have gotten to this point.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But do you really think they would be so adamant?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Tray or how you said like no stop now?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, talking about sounding like Christopher walking, Tray actually sounded
a little bit like Christopher no stop now.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Look at my watch. I've been hiding it for a while.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I can't believe you brought it out of me. Speaking
speaking of going to a park for a date, Trey, Tonight,
tonight is the big night, isn't it. It's Thursday. It's
time for your big night on the Dity Trail, the
(11:59):
thirty five plus Daty Trail event that you got tickets for.
M Yeah, are you in special prep mode? Are you
doing any extra moisturizing on your skin? Are you going
to break out a third loof of glove for the
for the occasion.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That is that.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And then maybe save a fourth glove on the wall
of the bathroom just in case you get lucky. Yeah, seriously, though,
any any special last minute prep before you head out tonight.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Trying to not overthink it because I will think myself
out of going.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well that's good. I'm proud of you for that, because
at this point it's essential and mandatory that you go.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I give it twenty minutes. That's fine, that's that's that's
my thing, a trade. When he loses patience, it'll be
about twenty minutes in.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I yeah, I don't know how this one's gonna go.
I really don't.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I I don't think I've been this nervous since Katillion
in like fifth grade, where you know you had to
you know, you the boys are on one side, the
girls on the other, and you had to ask someone
to dance, and you just it.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Was very awkward. That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I am.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I mean again, it is.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Let's see, I will celebrate nine years of sobriety on Sunday,
and but there is the one thing where you really
miss drinking liquid courage, just.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Taking the edge off just enough.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But yeah, nine years of sobriety, and you have yet
to find a replacement for liquid courage.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
There is none.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
I mean, I mean, I'm sure that there is, but
it comes in the form of some other, uh substances.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna come in the form of you
having to return all your chips again. I'm just I'm
happy for you, and I'm proud of you for going,
even if it only lasts twenty minutes and you turned
into the angry, you know, anxious guy in the corner.
I'm just glad you're going.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can I make a prediction?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Okay, I think you find the one?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
The one?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
What Lamont Brooks?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
How was that to say? Neo? No, I think you
find the lady.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Hi, Tray, I noticed you in the corner. I know
your name is Trey because I saw it on the
name tack on your chest. My name's Lamont, but my
boyfriend's called me Wanda.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wasn't Lamont also on Sanford and Sons?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, a big dummy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah No, I'm pretty sure that's where he his middle name,
because his because his full legal name is Sean Lamont
Brooks and he's forty seven, which tells you his parents
watched Sanford and Son. Therefore they got Lamont from the show.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Someone was a big dummy.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
If I had any idea how an edible would hit me,
I wouldn't even be opposed to that. But I just
have no A few times I've I've messed like a
Delta eight or Delta nine gummy. It is all over
the spectrum on how it hits me, and so I
can't like.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
I have some Colorado gummies and I would I would
give you like a quarter of it, so it would
be like five milligrams.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
It's I have it is I said for sleep and
other things. I have messed around like with some of that,
and I there is no rhyme or reason to how
it hits me like there's But I could end up
being fine, I could end up slobbering in the corner.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
So I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So I'm coming then.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Because I want to see how I'll bring the five milligram.
I just want to see how it's on the Dainty Trail.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Maybe maybe we try that for the next event, depending
on how this one goes. Let's have him raw dog
this Dainty Trail event and see how it goes. I
do have another suggestion for you. I'm on this one.
I'm serious about what you don't think I have your
best interest in mind?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
No, I think you're looking for a segment three.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
No, he's looking for a show.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, a segment I want to show out of this. Okay, Look,
you're obviously not going to take Daisy, which was my
first recommendate. And take Daisy. She's an icebreaker, she's kind
of your emotional support chihuahua. Uh and she's and she's
you know, she's a chick magnet. So she kind of
checks a lot of box for you. But if it
might be unfair and they might say you're not allowed
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to have a pet.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Well, if this event was actually on the Katie Trail,
I probably would, but it's not. It's actually off Greenville,
So okay, I doubt that she would even be allowed.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So because of that, I have a different suggestion, okay,
and something that might help give you a little bit
of courage and a little bit of comfort in a
very awkward situation. Okay, since you quit drinking, what's the
one thing you absolutely love more than your dog or
as much.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Sugar?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Snickerdoodles.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Snicker doodles specifically, snickerdoodles, right, yes, because you would do
what for a snickerdoodle?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
You know, at some point, especially when I'm quit drinking,
I'd got a man for a snicker doodle.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
All right, that's the line I was looking for. So
here's what you do. You go to tiff Streets or
call tiff Streets. They'll bring it to you. That's the
beauty of tiff Streets. They deliver you, get you a
dozen cookies, make sure you get a hand like four
or something, force nicker doodles for yourself, and you've got
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a box of cookies something that you can hold, so
now you don't have to worry about what to do
with your hands, especially because you don't drink and don't
want to have something awkward, and you have a little
comfort food there because you love snicker doodles, and it
might put you at ease because you're enjoying one of
your favorite treats. And a box of cookies is going
(18:37):
to act as an icebreaker slash attractant to any female
that might be tempted by such things.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
A box of cookies might get you some cookie.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
So right, yeah, this is the weirdest therapy session I've.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Ever heard it is, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
But if you notice, Trey has not immediately dismissed it,
he's considering it.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Well, no, because the.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
First, you know, when you ask the questions what's the
one thing I love, you know since I quit drinking,
my first answer is gonna be masturbation, and that would
have been a really awkward show.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, that's Trade, there's Raj,
and that's Jerry. Called well fun appearance on a Thursday.
If you were to meet someone very special tonight Trey
at your Daty Trio dating event, or as Raj said,
he thinks you're going to meet the one tonight. If
you do meet the one tonight, I already have the
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trick to keep you together forever. All right, are you
ready for this?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I can't wait?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Okay, mis wing, let's see. All right, here we go.
Couples who bond over this nasty habit are happier. Okay,
see if you can guess this. Couples who bond over
this nasty habit are happier. What do you think that
(21:05):
habit is? Trey will start with you. Any guesses this
nasty habit?
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Picking your nose?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, raj.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Passing gas.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Jerry, do you have a guess on the nasty habit
that makes couples happier?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Farting was mine?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
So right, there we go. Couples who bond over this
nasty habit are happier. Gossip Gossiping with your spouse can
improve your relationship, or so, says a new study from
Uce Riverside in California. Seventy six couples wore special devices
(21:56):
and agreed to have their conversations recorded throughout the day.
About four thirteen percent of their entire day was taped,
and they found we spend an average of thirty eight
minutes a day gossiping, and twenty nine of those minutes
are spent gossiping with our significant other, so that means
our significant other is our biggest partner in crime. Researchers
(22:17):
think gossiping together makes us closer because it's a form
of emotional bonding, and it also reinforces the idea that
you're on the same team. And it doesn't matter if
the gossip is positive or negative. They actually say negatively,
gossiping with one's romantic partner on the way home from
a party could signal that the couple's bond is stronger
than with their friends at the party, and then positive
(22:38):
gossip could prolong the fun experiences that you had. So
gossiping is the nasty habit that will make your relationship happier.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I feel like this is a thing that where the
woman is doing ninety five percent of the talking and
the guy's going yeah, okay, yeah, Becky, she crazy.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What you do smile a nod or just just respond
with approving.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
And and the and the occasional time you really want
to event about somebody, it's probably considered gossiping. And then yeah,
she'll listen for a minute and then turn the conversation
back to her day.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
On the other hand, I mean, are we really talking
about gossip or is this really just talking about your
friends that one.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Mhm.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
I don't think my aunt's had any friends so outside
of work, But she like she liked a gossip and
I like to listen because it was kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
M h.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I don't really talk about people like that. It's not
it's not in my wheelhouse, but.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Well it's it's interesting. Like my last relationship, we met
through the same for the lack of a better term,
social circles, Like, we knew a lot of the same people,
so things would come up where it did make it
at least when she wanted to, you know, and most
(24:06):
of the time it was her talking, but at least
I knew who she was talking about, and yeah it
was you know, I could feign some interest in it.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
And then she knew my old bosses, and so when
I would, you know, then about them, then she understood.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
So yeah, I'm not a big gossiper. I do like
to listen to it. I think that's entertaining.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
And I like how you say gossiping is not in
your wheelhouse. But if if you're actively listening to me.
You're that's that's approving, that's you know.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, I mean sometimes I get material out of it,
so that that's.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh so it's for work now, Oh it's well, oh
it's for stand upright, then I can write it off.
I'd love to see your accountant's face when you say
I have to write off four nine and twenty two
minutes of speaking with my significant other, please.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And you would go, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
You can do anything on your taxes as long as
as long as no one calls your bluff. That's really
at the end of the day, that's all it really is. Yeah, audit,
you can do whatever you want on your taxes on
the ten forty or whatever forms you fill out, as
long as you file. That's step number one. Step number
two is just whether or not someone decides to question
any of it. And if they don't, it doesn't matter
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what you put in those things.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yeah, some of the stuff that I like for stage,
like the stage clothes, Like I don't wear all of
it on stage, but I still write it off And
I'm like, you bought that, Okay, I'll take the I'll
take the return.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Meanwhile, your significant other is gossiping about your purchases.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
To my accountant, Yeah, over a dinner that we're gonna
write off anyway.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Tara's accountants going, why do you have to buy so
many big pencils?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
What's pegging? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I don't think there's a form for that for the irs.
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Has Daisy, your three pound chihuahua, ever been any sort
of what's what I'm trying to think of? Has she
ever contributed financially to the household?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
No, I've never made her get a job?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Okay, well, there might be an opportunity here for Daisy.
All right, the search is on for the next four
legged star of air Bud Returns. And who better to
fill the little Golden Retriever sneakers than Daisy, your fourteen
(27:52):
to fifteen year old, three pound toothless Chihuahua.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, who is smaller than a sneaker.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
That's much less of basketball, right, I think that that
might involve some Cgi.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
She would be the she would be the spud web
of dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
That a few weeks ago it was announced that a
new air Bud is in the works, called air Bud Returns.
And now the search is on to find the new
air Bud, which obviously sounds like an adorable casting call. However,
they're being very Hollywood about it. Instead of opening the
(28:31):
doors up entirely to all sorts of dogs, they're actually
staying with the blonde hair, blue eyed Golden Retriever style.
I know, brown eye, but you get the idea. They're
sticking with the Golden Retriever.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
They want a pure, pure bread Golden Retriever only. But
if you think yours could be the next star, you
can submit an application online. Even if your Goldie is
not chosen, you're still eligible to win prizes like Airbud jerseys,
signed movie merch hopefully by the dog, or a trip
to the premiere in Los Angeles. Airbud Returns is supposed
(29:09):
to be in theaters next summer. I see this as
very myopic on the part of Hollywood. Hollywood as an
institution has long been very progressive and it's casting choices. Okay, well,
sometimes I just see an opportunity here to open the
doors a little bit. You know, why does Airbud have
to be a golden retriever. I think I think you
(29:33):
should open it up to another breed someone, you know.
I tell you what, Let's let's make it a meritocracy.
Let's find the best dog for the job.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
I never saw the movie, so I don't know what
it's is a basketball playing dog?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Is that what we're basically?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay, I think so, gotcha. I'll send Grace's picture in
and see what they say.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Your little pit bull puppy.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Could do.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
It could do wonders for the stigma around pitbulls.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Absolutely, if you were on the best dog for the
dog like, it would probably be a Belgian malinwah uh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
You know, and they would shoot you while they're going
up for the dunk.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, because those are the dogs that are very common
in police and military, also known as fur missiles.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
What does it big the case corso something like that
is that? Oh yeah, those things beautiful cheese. Look at
the size of that, like scary. You want to talk
about you want to talk about being able to dunk?
That's like they're doing Tomahawk dunks.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's the Dominique Wilkins of dogs. I still like the
idea of having Tray's dog Daisy, I mean, a three
pound old ash Chihuahwa with no teeth. I feel like
making dreams come true. It really would be an inspiring story.
Here's this little dog that everyone thinks can't possibly play basketball,
(31:01):
yet she finds a way. Now, some people are inevitably
going to say Hollywood is gone too woke because it's
a little Mexican dog that somehow found its way into
America and into air bud sneakers. So some people are
gonna fan the flames of controversy on that side. But
I say stick with it. I think it's an inspiring story.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
She gets arrested by Ice at the end.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
They found her because she won at the end. Yeah,
she's a S thirteen. Yeah, the tattoos just underneath her collar.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Cross her little pause.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The credit scene is her on a on a flame
on a plane to Elf Salvador.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
With all the other juhuahua's like like loved you in
Airbud two man.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, But the good news is is Airbud two returns
again is actually going to be more of a Conair two.
Just to playful at Chihuahas.
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just imagining a Conair two flight full of uh deported
Chihuahis in shackles and Nicholas cage.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Of course, who's the John Malkovich of the Chihualas? Which one?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Uh, that's where we'll have to do a little role appropriation.
So instead of it being a hardcore Chihuahua, it'll be
the slack jawed pug from Deadpool and Wolverine. All right,
today is actually Danny Trea can still play himself.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, of course. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Today is Thursday, August fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
today with some birthdays. Speaking of the Deadpool movies, actress
Bringanna Hildebrand is twenty nine today. She's the one that
plays Negasnic teenage Warhead, which is still by far and
I'm pretty sure Deadpool said this in that first movie.
(33:58):
One of the coolest names for a super hero that
I can that I that I'm aware of Negasnic teenage Warhead.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
So, but the interaction was great, by the way, every
single time. And then the girlfriend was fantastic as well.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yes, yeah, the anime girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Anyway, she's twenty nine today. Tim Tebow turns thirty eight.
Mister Christian yep Hall Lou. Tim Tebow made it thirty eight,
did not make it in the NFL. Some think that
he got the shaft on that he would say, well,
Jesus would disapprove.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So No, he was just he was just not good.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, he was just a bust.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, but so many people say, well, look at that
playoff game he won, okay, the one, the one about
as many as Romo and Prescott.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
But he wasn't like it. He just wasn't good.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
No, the truth about her is he wasn't a great
He wasn't a great college quarterback. He was just in
a great system at at the right time and where
you know, he could throw it well enough and and
and he was big and he could run. But yeah,
he was an awful NFL quarterback.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Those Florida teams with Tim Tebow are a master class
in head coaching about because what's what's the the the
old tried and true thing about coaching. What is coaching,
it's putting your players in the best possible position to win.
And that's exactly what urban Meyer did in those in
those years because he saw Tim Tebow and thought, Okay,
(35:35):
we're not going to run a spread style, pro offense
type situation. We're gonna have Tim Tebow basically be a
glorified running back that occasionally throws the ball.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
I mean, urban Meyer's talent was putting him in the
best place. It was keeping them out of jail.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Okay, yeah, no taken. So yeah, it was like a
one A one B kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, so it's a two A. It's an AA kind
of thing.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
I mean, think about who Team Tebow's you know, traveling
roommate was when they were on the road.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Was it Aaron Hernandez?
Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yes, yeah, let's go murder and then pray.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
So like Tim Tebow was mister Gator and Aaron Hernandez
was mister Murder.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yes, I know. He was the first part of Gator.
That was his big problem.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
H Happy birthday, Tim. Meela Cunis is forty two today,
married to Ashton Kutcher, so their whole kind of life
has come full circle where they started out on that
seventies show together, had little crushes on each other. I
think he may have even dated back on that show,
(36:49):
and then eventually they often get married with interesting romances
for each other in between. Meela Cunis turns forty two.
Christopher Gorum is fifty one. It's from the show Insatiable.
He was also Jake two point zero, Piper Perabo's handler
on Covert Affairs, and he was also on Ugly. Betty
Catherine Bell from JAG is fifty seven today from JAG.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Okay, yeah, haven't heard that. I haven't heard that show's
that name in a while. Man, didn't that turn into
ncis different?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
It is different, Yeah, because n CIA is like a
special investigative in Jags. JAG is military lawyers.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
But the Denozo came from JAG. Right, wasn't he on
that show, Tony? What's his name? The guy that plays
Anthony Denoso?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
I think no. I think in the backstory he was
a JAG officer. But okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's interesting.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Okay, anyway, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
It was all CBS, so they could have been some
weird crossover.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
But of course, Catherine Bell fifty seven, Happy birthday to her.
Halle Berry turns fifty nine today. Halle Berry nine years
old today. And I haven't seen it yet, but God
only knows what sort of a birthday pick she's going
to post on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I mean, I think it was Valentine's Day. She had
the video of her and her husband in bed saying
they were getting ready to get it on and she
was showing off. I guess some endorsement product that she had.
That's lube hilarious.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
I like my when she won the oscar, but that
was my one of my favorite moments when she thanked
her mom for making her a proud black woman, and
they cut to her mom and she's white. The unintentioned
oh camera, that's miraculous, but that cameraman was like, okay,
(38:50):
uh huh. Right around and there's and her mother's a
beautiful white lady. But I thank you for she's crying,
thank you for making me a proud black woman, and
then boom, white lady. I was like, this is the
best Oscars ever.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
All at once, America did the RCA dog.
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taxes earlier in the show. I forget exactly why. But
in the break, Jerry, you were telling us that was
it last year or this year, whatever it was, you
had to actually pay taxes for the first time ever.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Yes, Oh it sucks.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I hate that.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Never been on that end of it before.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
Yeah, I think I paid once. I paid one hundred
and eighty one dollars. That's what I had to pay once.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Really, Yeah, you're self employed. How was it you're not
paying taxes? Oh okay, never mind, I answered my own question.
I'm just not Dan, Okay, thanks.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
No, it's just as comics they changed the laws for entertainers,
so you can ride a lot of stuff off.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
So anything I.
Speaker 6 (40:46):
Buy, like clothes wise, or shoes or makeup or whatever,
I can write all of that off. Food, as long
as I have a conversation about business, I can ride
all of that off as well.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Travel to write all that off.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Do you have to art? You were saying.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's part of what we were saying before, is that
it doesn't matter what you file when it comes to taxes,
as long as you file something, because chances are the
irs and go. Okay, Dan did his trade, did his
raj did his Jerry did his fine, and nothing may
ever come from it, unless someone decided to take a
look at it a little bit closer and go, hey,
some of this doesn't add up. So you really can
(41:21):
file whatever and then just hope that you don't get caught,
which is what a lot of people do. And so
I find it interesting that as self employed you've only
had to pay once I realized you can write lots
of stuff off. But that seems shocking to me.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Yeah, I mean think about it, like all my gas,
all I'm going back and forth to the clubs, all
that comes off, all the wear and tear, the oil
changes everything, tires, I mean, everything gets right off because
I use that for transportation to go to my job.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I think the more specific version of that, the way
that's supposed to work is the percentage for which you
use it for the job. Tray is now smiling because
having both worked in real estate, we know kind of
how that goes. You can't just write off everything, but
again that goes back to it doesn't matter if you
don't get audited. If you don't get audited, then you're good.
Speaker 6 (42:19):
Yes, So though I always do the wink wing nuts nudge,
you can write everything off, but you can write everything off.
But I mean, obviously if somebody was to come and check,
there would be a I would have to pay quite
a bit.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, being self employed now I have to pay, and
paying sucks. Yes, And while I'll write off some stuff,
I don't write off everything, just in case someone does
decide to look a little too closely at the stuff.
I don't want to be like, well, I'm going to
disappear from the planet now.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Yeah, the one Irs agent in the US Virgin Islands,
they have.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
The time, so yeah, you want to be careful.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Their hands are still kind of full with Epstein's mess.
So you had to pay for the first time. Jerry,
my sympathies. That's never a fun feeling. I know that
that stings a little bit. I remember, yeah, uh, that
is one of the benefits of working for somebody else,
(43:22):
especially if it's a large company. They'll do all that
taking of the money out of for you and then
maybe you get some back in the end. But I
remember in I was in high school and my mom
did my taxes, and I remember one time she told me, oh,
it looks like you're getting a return back one hundred dollars,
and I was like, Okay, cool, that's about right. I
think it was like my second year of having to
(43:43):
file taxes. And then like a couple of weeks later,
she's like, Hey, remember how I said you you're going
to get back a couple hundred. Yeah, it turns out
you owe a couple hundred.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
What.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
This is the woman that worked in accounting for sixteen
years at Phillips Petroleum Company. And I told her, I
was like, how do you mess that up? How do
I go from being owed money to owing money? You
wear an accountant? How are you this bad at taxes?
Is this why Phillips Petroleum Company went down the toilet?
Speaker 6 (44:15):
You mom bankrupted? Phillips's a powerful woman or really bad
at maths?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Both both can be true. I mean, she is a
strong willed woman and horrible at accounting. Sorry, mister Phillips,
your gas station's gotta go back.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
She had gas stations repossessed.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
I mean, it really does make sense when I look
back on it. I mean, she did work for the
sixteen crucial years at the Phillips Petroleum Company when they
were needing to downsize because they somehow couldn't make oil
and gas profitable.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
They couldn't make payments. How many how many people does
your mom have laid off?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
Did she then turn to work in radio? She's a
ceover at Diheart.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Now, yeah, we know radio revenue is down seven percent,
but a bit is up six For all things Treehouse,
go to Treehouse on air, dot com, find and follow
all of us on social media. For me, it's at
(45:37):
the Dan O'Malley tray, it's at Tree Trenholm One. For
Raj at comedian Raj. And for Jerry, it's at that
Jerry guy. We we'll see you tomorrow right back here
inside the Treehouse
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