October 1, 2025 • 34 mins
We start off talking about a new level of crazy, represented by marrylisa.com, Tyreek Hill's gruesome knee injury, getting parts from a cadaver and what's in Dan's mouth, someone leaked The Colonel's secret recipe, and making the Colonel sexy.
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Marry Lisa: Bay Area woman looking for love with billboard campaign
Tyreek Hill Injury Update: Dolphins Star 'Tore Multiple Ligaments' in Knee
Man claiming to be Colonel Sanders' great-great-great-nephew leaks “original” KFC recipe after feud with brand
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Marry Lisa: Bay Area woman looking for love with billboard campaign
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Man claiming to be Colonel Sanders' great-great-great-nephew leaks “original” KFC recipe after feud with brand
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out with
us inside Treehouse today. An important question is being asked,
how far will you go to find love? Will you
(01:09):
go as far as this Bay Area woman has?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
When it comes to love, Some people swipe right, but
one Bay Area woman named Lisa is taking her search
for a husband to New Heights quite literally, with digital
billboards from Santa Clara all the way to San Francisco
off one oh one.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I just want to meet somebody and I was just
not having any luck any other way.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The billboards showcase Lisa's face and her website marry Lisa
dot com, the page she built after too many bad dates,
and there it's where you can apply to be her
future husband. It spells out her likes, her dislikes, and
of course her non negotiables.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You know, it's things like religion, politics, lifestyle. I want
somebody who leads it, a healthy lifestyle like I do,
and somebody who wants to get married and have hids,
because that's something that's really important to me.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Her billboards have been up all September, and while she
hasn't added up the cost, she has put safety measures
in place, especially after some of her tiktoks went viral.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
It's been months since I've been on a date. I
can't even get men to talk to me on any
of the apps.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Some in the comments calling her crazy, and others like myself,
asking this is this real? Is this a media stuff?
Are you looking for fame to go on The Bachelor
or something?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, I'm sorry I have to do this, but
I'm not gonna add I'm not gonna someone asking is
this real? With a face as fake as that should
not be asking that question. That's all I need to say.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm just saying she's the reason he's gay.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're making a lot of assumptions, Raj.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, No, I'm not you know what Michael prefers. All right,
everybody stopped. This is about Lisa, not my the reporter,
although it could turn.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Unlike him.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, are you genuinely just looking for a local monation.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'm real, I'm not a I because that was what
that came up to. I'm definitely a real person. This
is a real endeavor and my primary goal is to
meet the love of my life, to get married, and
to try to start a family.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm sorry, but I was that a parrot on her
little sweatertop?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I mean what?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're not sorry you started out that sentencing.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I'm sorry, but no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, I mean that's just uh that parrot is not
the only red flag.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
And is read by the way. Yeah, I know you
all saw the dead behind the eyes, right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think the entire internet has seen the dead behind
those eyes, and that's why no one's calling.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, I mean, and I just whichever audition she went
to that she didn't get the gig that made this happen,
because every single one of her pictures looks like a
professional headshot. Yes, no, you're right, she's a failed actress.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, I don't know if she's necessarily a failed actress,
but I think that she is definitely going to great
lengths to find love. Well, and this is and this
is probably one of the photos that you're talking about
most the dead behind the eyes photos from the piece here.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Oh, look at that. There's no one home.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, uh uh no, no, there is
someone home that's not dead, behind the eyes, that's medicated,
behind the eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's someone home. You don't want her answering the door.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think the problem is there's there are too many
people at home, a full house.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
The other one.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If she turns her head one under nighty degrees, that's
when the other one answers.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Most homes don't come with revolving doorheads.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, she's having I mean, I mean, outside outside of
the fact of crazy, she's she's an attractive girl. So
uh and there's plenty of people that will marry her
for a green card. And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, she's obviously, let's keep all options on the table here, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Apparently she has If you put a billboard up in
san Mateo, you're desperate.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, I would guess, I mean, obviously she does fairly
well because I would guess she's got even though you know,
digital billboards, I'm gonna guess it looked like she had
about ten up. You know, you're probably talking about twenty
five grand.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
A month.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, and so I'm sure she did have some professional
headshots and everything else. But like that's one of the
new trends on TikTok is. Girls out there, you know,
looking for a husband.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What are you saying the trend on TikTok is girls
putting up billboards looking for a husband.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We're putting out videos like there's a couple that are
you know, like this is day five of me looking
for a husband.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
One she was like, stop it, stop doing that. You'll
never find it if you're out there hunting for it,
like some sort of disappearance.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, they will, they'll find it. They'll find that one
guy that's like, I can fix her. No, you can't, buddy,
can't fix crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean yeah, I mean, as long as there are
still I'm sure thousands and thousands of people who apply
for the Bachelor and Bachelorette, they will find somebody it
will last just about as long.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
She should go on the Golden Bachelor. She'll be the
first one picked.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, he'll be like, she's young, perfect.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Oh that's the saddest show ever. I watched five minutes
of it. Oh my god, you did. I was flipping around.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You weren't flipping around. You landed on that very specifically.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I forgot what night it was. Maybe it's Thursday night,
but yeah, I know, I just I was like, Golden Bachelor.
And then we talked about the guy who he only
wanted I think forty five to sixty and so hey, everyone,
I saw all the ladies were sixty plus a couple
in their seventies.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, no, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
See that's the thing that you need to do. If
you're going to become a cast member on a bachelor
bachelorette show, you need to watch previous seasons and a
lot of them. And if you were going to be
the main person, if you're going to be the bachelor,
you're going to be the bachelorette, do not tell the
producers what you want, like, you need to go in vague.
(08:19):
Because this guy made the mistake of being very specific.
He's like, look, I want women forty five to sixty.
The producers said, we're going to give you some nursing
home ladies in their seventies and eighties just to fix
things up.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
For the most part, they all they all look fine.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I mean they've clearly all had some work done, you know,
and I'm not talking about you know, replacement joints.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Their work is called construction. Yeah. I tend to date younger,
like substantially younger. So I would be that guy if
I was on that show, I would asked the same thing,
like that's who I and that's who I date? Yeah,
is you know anywhere between nine and One girl I
(09:09):
went out with was twenty two years younger?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Can can you finish the sentence and not start it
with nine?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, nine years younger? Thank you? And one girl I
went out with a couple months ago, she was twenty
two years younger. So, but the lady now is twelve
and a half. Yeah, there you go, twelve and a
half years younger than me.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Not only are you maturing, but so are your girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
She passed her driver's ed so that was nice. Okay,
So this Bay Area bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
She launches a billboard campaign to find her future husband
and father of her children. She said she tried online
dating wasn't having any luck. Is this a good idea
or a bad idea for whom in general?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, I mean if you have the if you have
the means and you want to get a little famous.
I mean, look, the news is covering her, so that
means there's other media outlets that will cover her as well.
So if you want to get a little famous in California,
take out a billboard do that. It worked. I think
it's a bad idea. I don't know who's who's going
to show up.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean, as far as I would almost be willing
to bet that she's at least been approached by some
of the networks to do a reality show based on this.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Could be. It could very well be.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So I think you guys have hit on the main
point here is if you're going to throw up a
billboard campaign looking for love, you're probably going to find fame,
but very low likelihood of finding love.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Right. Yes, and she's all I think she has the website.
It's Marylisa dot com. Is that what it is? Yes,
so she knew what she was doing. This is very
It's a very calculated move.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, I mean, I mean it makes sense. I mean,
if you have a billboard, you need to have an
actual landing page for someone to go through your love
funnel to find in.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, at that point, I mean it's especially you have
ten out. Yeah, you didn't have a website, and.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You need to have a central point to collect all
the data so then you can tract the people that
have visited your website and find them where they live.
I saw that you clicked on my web page in
the middle of the night, come out with me.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
But she could have I mean, there was a multitude
of names that she could have had, like I am
Lisa or Lisa's looking for love, but she's Mary. Lisa
is very specific, it's very short. Domain was probably available, yep,
and uh it's it will catch your eye.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh, it certainly catches your eye. But here's the thing.
I would like to take this opportunity to caution women
about taking out billboards to advertise themselves trying to find
love and a father to be. Typically, when men see
women on billboards, they're on the main stage at the
next exit.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And they've already got two fathers.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Right, both are looking for a daddy, but in very
different ways.
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There is an uncomfortable looking injury on Monday Night football.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I love these. I know not everyone is as big
a fan as I am, But you know what, when
legs don't go a certain direction, I just gotta watch
it for a long time for this awkwardly, let's rewatch that.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yeah, here we go in a long time for this.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah. Now, I believe this is Chris Fowler calling the
game Monday Night listen to what the legendary. Listen to
this broadcast bomb that Chris Fowler drops after Tyreek kills
massive leg.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Injury awkwardly will be a one look here.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
So it's an uncomfortable looking injury.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Here, let's watch this uncomfortable looking injury for the fourth time. No, no, yeah, yeah,
legs are not supposed to turn that direction. You're right, Chris,
that is an unfortunate looking leg injury.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, but he was very very lucky, h tyr, very
very lucky. All he did was dislocate his knees. So
he'll be back in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
No, he's want to break the leger. Is it the knee?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
He's dislocated his knee. That's it, No, tour, that's amazing.
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Because according to UH Sports Illustrated, Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek
Hill suffered a devastating knee injury. Uh he went down
early in the third In addition to dislocating his knee,
he also tore multiple ligaments, including the aco.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah. That's coot him.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, that's according to Adam Schefter, he's still at the
hospital and we'll have surgery on Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Okay, I thought so as well. So I said it
was gonna be an a CL, MCL and PCL tear. Yeah,
outside of dislocating his knee. Adam Schefter was the first
one that came out and said it'll be back. I
guess that was the initial report. Was gonna be back
in a couple of weeks. Is all he did was
dislocate his knee.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, and then they got in there and saw that
none of the ligaments were still attached.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah, it's just kind of daly in there. He looked
like spaghetti. He's gone for the season, maybe maybe longer.
Well they I mean, they're good with surgery now and
it used to take forever. Well, they used to be there.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, it used to be an acl terrament. Your career
was over period.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh yeah, in the early the late seventies, early eighties. Yeah,
that was done finished and then they got better. And
that's when they administer like anabolic steroids to help you
recover faster, and that's why they still exist.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, it's also they starting in the early two thousands
when they quit splicing tendons and they started taking out
of cadavers and they refine that process is when it
really it came a lot easier to come back from.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
You got dead people inside you. I do too, now.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
When I yeah, when I had my first perio procedure
a couple of weeks ago, the next of which is
on Friday. Because of bone loss in the teeth, they
use cadaver bone to grab ben there to try to
regrow new new bone. They also they also use cow teeth.
(19:07):
I got the cadaver stuff.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Though I'm Hindu, so I'd get the cow.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I just didn't want to look like I ate differently
if I got the cow teeth.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Dan's vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Now, I just didn't want it to be so noticeable.
It's not your it's not entirely your bone, and there
is there are.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
What if it was like the cadaver bone that you got.
What if he was like a serial killer? And now
this is this can make for a good horror movie.
Now you take on the traits of that serial killer
because he's in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, and obviously that serial killer would have to be
someone that ate people. So now I've got his teeth,
which then transfers to me and now I want to
eat people.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, there you go, which.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
On some level my wife might appreciate, but at a
certain point she's going to say.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Stop that Dahmer dentistry.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Great.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
If you got Jeffrey Dahmer's bone in your mouth, that
sounded terrible. Uh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now that being said, Remember how I told you guys
the other day about how awful, uh the about how
awful the ed Green trailer is that's dropping on Netflix soon.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Have either of you watched it?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Tara did, and she's already having dreams. That's just from
the two minute that's that's just from the two minute trailer.
So the new season of Monster on Netflix, the third
season is centered on ed Gean, who's basically the king
of all serial killers, right, He's the one that all
these horrific Hollywood characters are based on, and now he's
(20:54):
getting his own show. So we're all gonna learn a
lot about ed Geen just the trailer. My wife has
already freaked out. And Trey, you said you had I'm
not even sure if you could finish the first season
of Monster that focused on Dahmer.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
No, I couldn't. I Well, I just I had no
desire to.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I'm there's something just watching it and and I give
them credit the way they did the cinematography and every
everything else. When they like showed his apartment and the
barrel in there, like you could smell you could smell
the rotting flesh, and that's what I was like, I can't.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, over the acid, you could. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
When when you hear all the people talking about how
they smelled like a dead body and everything else.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah, all those neighbors, I knew something was dead in there.
I'm like, why wouldn't anybody called the police?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
She did? And couples a couple of times, and it.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Is portrayed one of the worst, Like, seriously, you should
watch it because this was really eye opening in a
very troubling way. Was one of his victims ran out
of the apartment like got away, and the police showed up,
and he was able to convince him it's just just
a lover's quarrels and a big deal.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
And then they let them go back and sign and
then he drilled holes in his head. It's it's.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, anyway, I'm glad I'm not Tyreek Hills me today. Yes,
And I also appreciate for those I also appreciate those
who are organ donors because because of someone else. I
have uh some of their bone in my mouth to
help regrow some of my bone that I have lost
(22:34):
due to periodontal disease. And I feel like this is
it's a good thing. And I too am an organ donor,
so someday I will end up being.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
A bone in someone else's mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
See I did it too.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Ye was rusted organ donor.
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Being inside the tree House. Speaking of freaky things, the
relationship between KFC and Colonel Sanders great great great nephew
has gotten spicy. He says KFC blocked him on social
(25:18):
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Colonel Sanders. So he leaked the secret recipe all eleven
herbs and spices on social media. Oh do we have
it the recipe?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
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Speaker 6 (25:40):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I do. I'm a big KFC. I don't like Popeyes.
I'm a big cave. Oh no, stop, it's terrible.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Oh Popeyes is the best.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
No Chickens, the chicken sandwich stuff that was going viral
a few years ago.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
That that was good. I had it. It was really good.
I had it. There's nothing nothing out worth some shooting
someone over. Well technically nothing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Technically nothing is supposed to be worth shooting somebody over.
But we have a different way of showing it in
this country.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
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great Colonel Sanders, he had spent He says KFC had
spent the last decade sexualizing his ancestor for its marketing campaigns.
Because of that, he said he could not support the company. Instead,
he decided to share his own family's recipe and the
video that he shared this on included accusations at KFC's
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modern advertising warped the colonel's image, and he says, over
the last decade, they've sexualized my uncle for marketing purposes,
and they've encouraged fans to sexualize him as well. So
then he revealed his response saying, do you want to
know how they make their chicken truly genuinely their chicken?
This recipe is the secret family recipe. Sage one table
(27:00):
spoon and a quarter teaspoon, clothes, half a teaspoon nutmeg,
quarter teaspoon cinnamon, half a teaspoon red pepper and cayenne,
two pinches, half a teaspoon of corander, quarter teaspoon of ginger,
teaspoon of garlic, powder, tablespoon of white pepper, and two
tablespoons of black pepper. And the eleventh one teaspoon of cardamom.
(27:25):
That is the ultimate secret ingredient. And then also a
salt in MSG and used cake flour.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Wasn't Darryl Hammond uh? Colonel Sanders at one point? I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Norm MacDonald.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Norm McDonald arguably the greatest Colonel Sanders of all time,
including Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
George Hamilton. Yeah, I think Rob Blow is the only
one that you could go, okay, maybe yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I mean it was a hell of an ad campaign
that did for a while where they rotated all the
different you know, Colonel Sanders's.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
But how is it sexualizing because those guys are I
mean the first three Roblo take him out, the other
three not not very sexual. No.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Look, Norm MacDonald is a lot of things in his
career and his life, a sex icon was not among them. No,
and Darryl Sanders Daryl Hamtt is an amazingly talented actor,
comedian and impressionist. It's still not known to be impersonating
sexual icons.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Nor did do I have I ever seen any of
them dressed like Colonel Sanders and think, hmm, can we
get me some of that? I mean, I would assume God,
I mean obviously that family has sold everything, but you
would think there was some kind of blanket NDA that
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just is generational.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
No, when they when they bought it out from him,
like he was just a spokesperson at the very end,
that's the only thing. Like they were making billions and
he was making one hundred thousand dollars a year. He's
also the same man that shot somebody over and killed
somebody over changing his billboard back in the day, if
you look it up, like he actually killed a man. So, uh,
(29:15):
he wasn't the polite Colonel Sanders that we also that
we all think of.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Well, I mean, if we're being old man, yeah, if
we're being honest, if we have truly read the history
of the South, any man whose first name starts with colonel.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Mm hmm, I'm gonna want to know more. Yeah. The
only reason I know all about he's he's a fellow Pike.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
So uh yeah, Google says he did not kill somebody.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Oh I watched the whole thing on History Channel, The
food that made, the food that made America. He shot billboard?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Was this actual History channel? Or was this History Channel
where it's mostly just the aliens and stuff?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
No, no, this is the food that built America. Oh okay, it.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Did say like he said. It says he wounded a
competitor in self defense.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Oh okay, I thought it said he killed him. But
he didn't shoot a man over a billboard. That's that's
how decent that guy was. So the fact that his
kid's releasing stuff, it's saying you sexualized mind I just.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Like the thought of Colonel Sanders going to a competitor
and saying, all right, look, I got a gun and
a bucket of chicken, you tell me what you want,
and that's where he shoots him.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
But it said the competitor shot. He was operating out
of a shell gas station, and the competitor shot the
manager of the Shell gas station, and so the colonel
returned fire.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Oh then they need to update that on History Channel,
because it said that the competitor kept changed, like painting
over his billboard that he was paying for. So he
showed up and he's like eleven herbs and spices or
a twelve gage, which.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I love how even back then he had catchphrases.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
But yeah, he was out of a gas station and
was trying to figure out how and it worked. People
were buying this that the line was around the like
down the street trying to get this guy's chicken. So
I think they he got mad at them because he
said they they changed, like when the corporation bought it.
(31:27):
I think it was young. I think the bottom they
changed the actual recipe, so this kid might be releasing
the original one.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
So upon further reading in the story, he doesn't have
the actual, tried and true, original Colonel Sanders KFC Kentucky
Fried chicken recipe. This is what he has gathered from research,
family information and other facts out there. So that's what
he put out there as the as the recipe. Now, look,
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I give him credit. I give this guy credit for
wanting to protect his great great great uncle's legacy. But
that's really far down the family tree. I mean, he's
so far removed from Colonel Sanders that if he were
alive today, they could legally marry dots.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Don't tell. I mean, look, Donnecticut.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, Connecticut just recently got their first cousin Mary thing outlawed.
There are still other states that allowed.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So I'm just saying, yeah, don't ask how this chicken
is made, and don't tell anybody about us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Like it when it says eleven eleven secret herbs and spices.
It's when you realize herbs is not herbs. It's herbs
and they're all spicy.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
This eleven herbs outside your door.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
All in bolo ties. Eleven herbs and spices. Now that's
how you sexualize the.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Colonel great nephew oh Man for.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade
Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out with
us inside Treehouse today. An important question is being asked,
how far will you go to find love? Will you
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go as far as this Bay Area woman has?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
When it comes to love, Some people swipe right, but
one Bay Area woman named Lisa is taking her search
for a husband to New Heights quite literally, with digital
billboards from Santa Clara all the way to San Francisco
off one oh one.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I just want to meet somebody and I was just
not having any luck any other way.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
The billboards showcase Lisa's face and her website marry Lisa
dot com, the page she built after too many bad dates,
and there it's where you can apply to be her
future husband. It spells out her likes, her dislikes, and
of course her non negotiables.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You know, it's things like religion, politics, lifestyle. I want
somebody who leads it, a healthy lifestyle like I do,
and somebody who wants to get married and have hids,
because that's something that's really important to me.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Her billboards have been up all September, and while she
hasn't added up the cost, she has put safety measures
in place, especially after some of her tiktoks went viral.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
It's been months since I've been on a date. I
can't even get men to talk to me on any
of the apps.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Some in the comments calling her crazy, and others like myself,
asking this is this real? Is this a media stuff?
Are you looking for fame to go on The Bachelor
or something?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
All right, I'm sorry I have to do this, but
I'm not gonna add I'm not gonna someone asking is
this real? With a face as fake as that should
not be asking that question. That's all I need to say.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm just saying she's the reason he's gay.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're making a lot of assumptions, Raj.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, No, I'm not you know what Michael prefers. All right,
everybody stopped. This is about Lisa, not my the reporter,
although it could turn.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Unlike him.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, are you genuinely just looking for a local monation.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I'm real, I'm not a I because that was what
that came up to. I'm definitely a real person. This
is a real endeavor and my primary goal is to
meet the love of my life, to get married, and
to try to start a family.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm sorry, but I was that a parrot on her
little sweatertop?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
I mean what?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're not sorry you started out that sentencing.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I'm sorry, but no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, I mean that's just uh that parrot is not
the only red flag.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
And is read by the way. Yeah, I know you
all saw the dead behind the eyes, right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think the entire internet has seen the dead behind
those eyes, and that's why no one's calling.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, I mean, and I just whichever audition she went
to that she didn't get the gig that made this happen,
because every single one of her pictures looks like a
professional headshot. Yes, no, you're right, she's a failed actress.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, I don't know if she's necessarily a failed actress,
but I think that she is definitely going to great
lengths to find love. Well, and this is and this
is probably one of the photos that you're talking about
most the dead behind the eyes photos from the piece here.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Oh, look at that. There's no one home.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, uh uh no, no, there is
someone home that's not dead, behind the eyes, that's medicated,
behind the eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
There's someone home. You don't want her answering the door.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think the problem is there's there are too many
people at home, a full house.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
The other one.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If she turns her head one under nighty degrees, that's
when the other one answers.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Most homes don't come with revolving doorheads.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, she's having I mean, I mean, outside outside of
the fact of crazy, she's she's an attractive girl. So
uh and there's plenty of people that will marry her
for a green card. And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well, she's obviously, let's keep all options on the table here, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Apparently she has If you put a billboard up in
san Mateo, you're desperate.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, I would guess, I mean, obviously she does fairly
well because I would guess she's got even though you know,
digital billboards, I'm gonna guess it looked like she had
about ten up. You know, you're probably talking about twenty
five grand.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
A month.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, and so I'm sure she did have some professional
headshots and everything else. But like that's one of the
new trends on TikTok is. Girls out there, you know,
looking for a husband.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What are you saying the trend on TikTok is girls
putting up billboards looking for a husband.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We're putting out videos like there's a couple that are
you know, like this is day five of me looking
for a husband.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
One she was like, stop it, stop doing that. You'll
never find it if you're out there hunting for it,
like some sort of disappearance.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Yeah, they will, they'll find it. They'll find that one
guy that's like, I can fix her. No, you can't, buddy,
can't fix crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean yeah, I mean, as long as there are
still I'm sure thousands and thousands of people who apply
for the Bachelor and Bachelorette, they will find somebody it
will last just about as long.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
She should go on the Golden Bachelor. She'll be the
first one picked.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, he'll be like, she's young, perfect.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Oh that's the saddest show ever. I watched five minutes
of it. Oh my god, you did. I was flipping around.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You weren't flipping around. You landed on that very specifically.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I forgot what night it was. Maybe it's Thursday night,
but yeah, I know, I just I was like, Golden Bachelor.
And then we talked about the guy who he only
wanted I think forty five to sixty and so hey, everyone,
I saw all the ladies were sixty plus a couple
in their seventies.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Yeah, no, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
See that's the thing that you need to do. If
you're going to become a cast member on a bachelor
bachelorette show, you need to watch previous seasons and a
lot of them. And if you were going to be
the main person, if you're going to be the bachelor,
you're going to be the bachelorette, do not tell the
producers what you want, like, you need to go in vague.
(08:19):
Because this guy made the mistake of being very specific.
He's like, look, I want women forty five to sixty.
The producers said, we're going to give you some nursing
home ladies in their seventies and eighties just to fix
things up.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
For the most part, they all they all look fine.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I mean they've clearly all had some work done, you know,
and I'm not talking about you know, replacement joints.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Their work is called construction. Yeah. I tend to date younger,
like substantially younger. So I would be that guy if
I was on that show, I would asked the same thing,
like that's who I and that's who I date? Yeah,
is you know anywhere between nine and One girl I
(09:09):
went out with was twenty two years younger?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Can can you finish the sentence and not start it
with nine?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, nine years younger? Thank you? And one girl I
went out with a couple months ago, she was twenty
two years younger. So, but the lady now is twelve
and a half. Yeah, there you go, twelve and a
half years younger than me.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Not only are you maturing, but so are your girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
She passed her driver's ed so that was nice. Okay,
So this Bay Area bachelorette.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
She launches a billboard campaign to find her future husband
and father of her children. She said she tried online
dating wasn't having any luck. Is this a good idea
or a bad idea for whom in general?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, I mean if you have the if you have
the means and you want to get a little famous.
I mean, look, the news is covering her, so that
means there's other media outlets that will cover her as well.
So if you want to get a little famous in California,
take out a billboard do that. It worked. I think
it's a bad idea. I don't know who's who's going
to show up.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I mean, as far as I would almost be willing
to bet that she's at least been approached by some
of the networks to do a reality show based on this.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Could be. It could very well be.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So I think you guys have hit on the main
point here is if you're going to throw up a
billboard campaign looking for love, you're probably going to find fame,
but very low likelihood of finding love.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Right. Yes, and she's all I think she has the website.
It's Marylisa dot com. Is that what it is? Yes,
so she knew what she was doing. This is very
It's a very calculated move.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, I mean, I mean it makes sense. I mean,
if you have a billboard, you need to have an
actual landing page for someone to go through your love
funnel to find in.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, at that point, I mean it's especially you have
ten out. Yeah, you didn't have a website, and.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You need to have a central point to collect all
the data so then you can tract the people that
have visited your website and find them where they live.
I saw that you clicked on my web page in
the middle of the night, come out with me.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
But she could have I mean, there was a multitude
of names that she could have had, like I am
Lisa or Lisa's looking for love, but she's Mary. Lisa
is very specific, it's very short. Domain was probably available, yep,
and uh it's it will catch your eye.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh, it certainly catches your eye. But here's the thing.
I would like to take this opportunity to caution women
about taking out billboards to advertise themselves trying to find
love and a father to be. Typically, when men see
women on billboards, they're on the main stage at the
next exit.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
And they've already got two fathers.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Right, both are looking for a daddy, but in very
different ways.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
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There is an uncomfortable looking injury on Monday Night football.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I love these. I know not everyone is as big
a fan as I am, But you know what, when
legs don't go a certain direction, I just gotta watch
it for a long time for this awkwardly, let's rewatch that.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yeah, here we go in a long time for this.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah. Now, I believe this is Chris Fowler calling the
game Monday Night listen to what the legendary. Listen to
this broadcast bomb that Chris Fowler drops after Tyreek kills
massive leg.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Injury awkwardly will be a one look here.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
So it's an uncomfortable looking injury.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Here, let's watch this uncomfortable looking injury for the fourth time. No, no, yeah, yeah,
legs are not supposed to turn that direction. You're right, Chris,
that is an unfortunate looking leg injury.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, but he was very very lucky, h tyr, very
very lucky. All he did was dislocate his knees. So
he'll be back in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
No, he's want to break the leger. Is it the knee?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
He's dislocated his knee. That's it, No, tour, that's amazing.
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Because according to UH Sports Illustrated, Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek
Hill suffered a devastating knee injury. Uh he went down
early in the third In addition to dislocating his knee,
he also tore multiple ligaments, including the aco.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah. That's coot him.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, that's according to Adam Schefter, he's still at the
hospital and we'll have surgery on Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Okay, I thought so as well. So I said it
was gonna be an a CL, MCL and PCL tear. Yeah,
outside of dislocating his knee. Adam Schefter was the first
one that came out and said it'll be back. I
guess that was the initial report. Was gonna be back
in a couple of weeks. Is all he did was
dislocate his knee.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, and then they got in there and saw that
none of the ligaments were still attached.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah, it's just kind of daly in there. He looked
like spaghetti. He's gone for the season, maybe maybe longer.
Well they I mean, they're good with surgery now and
it used to take forever. Well, they used to be there.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, it used to be an acl terrament. Your career
was over period.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Oh yeah, in the early the late seventies, early eighties. Yeah,
that was done finished and then they got better. And
that's when they administer like anabolic steroids to help you
recover faster, and that's why they still exist.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, it's also they starting in the early two thousands
when they quit splicing tendons and they started taking out
of cadavers and they refine that process is when it
really it came a lot easier to come back from.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
You got dead people inside you. I do too, now.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
When I yeah, when I had my first perio procedure
a couple of weeks ago, the next of which is
on Friday. Because of bone loss in the teeth, they
use cadaver bone to grab ben there to try to
regrow new new bone. They also they also use cow teeth.
(19:07):
I got the cadaver stuff.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Though I'm Hindu, so I'd get the cow.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I just didn't want to look like I ate differently
if I got the cow teeth.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Dan's vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Now, I just didn't want it to be so noticeable.
It's not your it's not entirely your bone, and there
is there are.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
What if it was like the cadaver bone that you got.
What if he was like a serial killer? And now
this is this can make for a good horror movie.
Now you take on the traits of that serial killer
because he's in your mouth.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Well, and obviously that serial killer would have to be
someone that ate people. So now I've got his teeth,
which then transfers to me and now I want to
eat people.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, there you go, which.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
On some level my wife might appreciate, but at a
certain point she's going to say.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
Stop that Dahmer dentistry.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Great.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
If you got Jeffrey Dahmer's bone in your mouth, that
sounded terrible. Uh yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Now that being said, Remember how I told you guys
the other day about how awful, uh the about how
awful the ed Green trailer is that's dropping on Netflix soon.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Have either of you watched it?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Tara did, and she's already having dreams. That's just from
the two minute that's that's just from the two minute trailer.
So the new season of Monster on Netflix, the third
season is centered on ed Gean, who's basically the king
of all serial killers, right, He's the one that all
these horrific Hollywood characters are based on, and now he's
(20:54):
getting his own show. So we're all gonna learn a
lot about ed Geen just the trailer. My wife has
already freaked out. And Trey, you said you had I'm
not even sure if you could finish the first season
of Monster that focused on Dahmer.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
No, I couldn't. I Well, I just I had no
desire to.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I'm there's something just watching it and and I give
them credit the way they did the cinematography and every
everything else. When they like showed his apartment and the
barrel in there, like you could smell you could smell
the rotting flesh, and that's what I was like, I can't.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah, over the acid, you could. Yeah.
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When when you hear all the people talking about how
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Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah, all those neighbors, I knew something was dead in there.
I'm like, why wouldn't anybody called the police?
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
She did? And couples a couple of times, and it.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Is portrayed one of the worst, Like, seriously, you should
watch it because this was really eye opening in a
very troubling way. Was one of his victims ran out
of the apartment like got away, and the police showed up,
and he was able to convince him it's just just
a lover's quarrels and a big deal.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
And then they let them go back and sign and
then he drilled holes in his head. It's it's.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, anyway, I'm glad I'm not Tyreek Hills me today. Yes,
And I also appreciate for those I also appreciate those
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help regrow some of my bone that I have lost
(22:34):
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it's a good thing. And I too am an organ donor,
so someday I will end up being.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
A bone in someone else's mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
See I did it too.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Ye was rusted organ donor.
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Being inside the tree House. Speaking of freaky things, the
relationship between KFC and Colonel Sanders great great great nephew
has gotten spicy. He says KFC blocked him on social
(25:18):
media for complaining about them sexualizing his great great great uncle,
Colonel Sanders. So he leaked the secret recipe all eleven
herbs and spices on social media. Oh do we have
it the recipe?
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Are you really curious? Do you really want to know?
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I do. I'm a big KFC. I don't like Popeyes.
I'm a big cave. Oh no, stop, it's terrible.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Oh Popeyes is the best.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
No Chickens, the chicken sandwich stuff that was going viral
a few years ago.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
That that was good. I had it. It was really good.
I had it. There's nothing nothing out worth some shooting
someone over. Well technically nothing.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Technically nothing is supposed to be worth shooting somebody over.
But we have a different way of showing it in
this country.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
So, according to the great great great nephew of the
great Colonel Sanders, he had spent He says KFC had
spent the last decade sexualizing his ancestor for its marketing campaigns.
Because of that, he said he could not support the company. Instead,
he decided to share his own family's recipe and the
video that he shared this on included accusations at KFC's
(26:37):
modern advertising warped the colonel's image, and he says, over
the last decade, they've sexualized my uncle for marketing purposes,
and they've encouraged fans to sexualize him as well. So
then he revealed his response saying, do you want to
know how they make their chicken truly genuinely their chicken?
This recipe is the secret family recipe. Sage one table
(27:00):
spoon and a quarter teaspoon, clothes, half a teaspoon nutmeg,
quarter teaspoon cinnamon, half a teaspoon red pepper and cayenne,
two pinches, half a teaspoon of corander, quarter teaspoon of ginger,
teaspoon of garlic, powder, tablespoon of white pepper, and two
tablespoons of black pepper. And the eleventh one teaspoon of cardamom.
(27:25):
That is the ultimate secret ingredient. And then also a
salt in MSG and used cake flour.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Wasn't Darryl Hammond uh? Colonel Sanders at one point? I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Norm MacDonald.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Norm McDonald arguably the greatest Colonel Sanders of all time,
including Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
George Hamilton. Yeah, I think Rob Blow is the only
one that you could go, okay, maybe yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I mean it was a hell of an ad campaign
that did for a while where they rotated all the
different you know, Colonel Sanders's.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
But how is it sexualizing because those guys are I
mean the first three Roblo take him out, the other
three not not very sexual. No.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Look, Norm MacDonald is a lot of things in his
career and his life, a sex icon was not among them. No,
and Darryl Sanders Daryl Hamtt is an amazingly talented actor,
comedian and impressionist. It's still not known to be impersonating
sexual icons.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Nor did do I have I ever seen any of
them dressed like Colonel Sanders and think, hmm, can we
get me some of that? I mean, I would assume God,
I mean obviously that family has sold everything, but you
would think there was some kind of blanket NDA that
(28:51):
just is generational.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
No, when they when they bought it out from him,
like he was just a spokesperson at the very end,
that's the only thing. Like they were making billions and
he was making one hundred thousand dollars a year. He's
also the same man that shot somebody over and killed
somebody over changing his billboard back in the day, if
you look it up, like he actually killed a man. So, uh,
(29:15):
he wasn't the polite Colonel Sanders that we also that
we all think of.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Well, I mean, if we're being old man, yeah, if
we're being honest, if we have truly read the history
of the South, any man whose first name starts with colonel.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Mm hmm, I'm gonna want to know more. Yeah. The
only reason I know all about he's he's a fellow Pike.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
So uh yeah, Google says he did not kill somebody.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Oh I watched the whole thing on History Channel, The
food that made, the food that made America. He shot billboard?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Was this actual History channel? Or was this History Channel
where it's mostly just the aliens and stuff?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
No, no, this is the food that built America. Oh okay, it.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Did say like he said. It says he wounded a
competitor in self defense.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Oh okay, I thought it said he killed him. But
he didn't shoot a man over a billboard. That's that's
how decent that guy was. So the fact that his
kid's releasing stuff, it's saying you sexualized mind I just.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Like the thought of Colonel Sanders going to a competitor
and saying, all right, look, I got a gun and
a bucket of chicken, you tell me what you want,
and that's where he shoots him.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
But it said the competitor shot. He was operating out
of a shell gas station, and the competitor shot the
manager of the Shell gas station, and so the colonel
returned fire.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Oh then they need to update that on History Channel,
because it said that the competitor kept changed, like painting
over his billboard that he was paying for. So he
showed up and he's like eleven herbs and spices or
a twelve gage, which.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
I love how even back then he had catchphrases.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
But yeah, he was out of a gas station and
was trying to figure out how and it worked. People
were buying this that the line was around the like
down the street trying to get this guy's chicken. So
I think they he got mad at them because he
said they they changed, like when the corporation bought it.
(31:27):
I think it was young. I think the bottom they
changed the actual recipe, so this kid might be releasing
the original one.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
So upon further reading in the story, he doesn't have
the actual, tried and true, original Colonel Sanders KFC Kentucky
Fried chicken recipe. This is what he has gathered from research,
family information and other facts out there. So that's what
he put out there as the as the recipe. Now, look,
(32:01):
I give him credit. I give this guy credit for
wanting to protect his great great great uncle's legacy. But
that's really far down the family tree. I mean, he's
so far removed from Colonel Sanders that if he were
alive today, they could legally marry dots.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Don't tell. I mean, look, Donnecticut.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, Connecticut just recently got their first cousin Mary thing outlawed.
There are still other states that allowed.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
So I'm just saying, yeah, don't ask how this chicken
is made, and don't tell anybody about us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Like it when it says eleven eleven secret herbs and spices.
It's when you realize herbs is not herbs. It's herbs
and they're all spicy.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
This eleven herbs outside your door.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
All in bolo ties. Eleven herbs and spices. Now that's
how you sexualize the.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Colonel great nephew oh Man for.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
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