April 11, 2025 • 48 mins
The boys let their nerd out! We talk Star wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, space hotels, and an underwater pyramid that may change history! BONUS STUPID: Assault with a deadly soup and the one and only Showtyme Home Furnishings!
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Man allegedly poured scalding hot soup on girlfriend for 'talking too much'
Mysterious underwater 'pyramid' reshapes history
The first 'space hotel' plans to open in 2027
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Man allegedly poured scalding hot soup on girlfriend for 'talking too much'
Mysterious underwater 'pyramid' reshapes history
The first 'space hotel' plans to open in 2027
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Today is frid Day, April eleventh, twenty twenty five. Welcome
to the end of the week. Congratulations, you've made it
and now you're here to enjoy it with us, So
we will make your Friday even better on top of
the fact that it is Friday. And speaking of things
that are really really good, Jerry, do you have something
(01:01):
done to your hair? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I just I tried a new technique last night to
you know, enhance the curls and all of that. Then
I think it might have worked a little too well.
My head is out of control right now. Did you
say jizz?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No? Uh? What did you do to the hair there?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Jar Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Just I said jazz. You jazzed it up? Oh, jazz
jazzed it up? Yeah? Yeah, that's it. Uh, just a
new conditioner, new way to dry it. Just stick your
head out the car window like a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Oh no, that'll that'll give me the lucious Malfoy look.
If I want the uh, if I want the curls,
then you know, you gotta leave it wet. You gotta
really get it conditioned, you know you you do the
upscrunch and you squeeze it and hang on to it
for a little while.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And I think my wife uses less technical terms for
her hair than you've just used in the last thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But its great, well, thank you, thank you. It looks
good on you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Thank you. Would you ever have any interest in doing
Trey's hair, because I, for one, would love to see
your long, wavy blonde locks right now on Trey. I
think that would look really, really fun.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Uh, Trey's got a different hair texture, He's got a I.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Realized there would be some work involved, but I think
Trey taking on a little bit of that uh point
break body, Patrick Swayze from Point Break. Look, I think Trey,
I think you could go with that.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Would you just keep your dirty sexual fantasies to yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You've never wanted to be a to be a surfer bra.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Never never was.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're more Johnny Utah than yeah. Okay, okay, fair enough,
all right today, And.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
This is coming from the man who has basically had
a buzz haircut for twenty eight plus years.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's true. Yeah, I like if we're all doing some
sort of version of Keanu Reeves characters throughout his career,
Trey is sort of doing the Johnny Utah, I am
doing whatever his character's name was in Speed with the
short short haircut.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You're you're pretty close to Neo.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You think, so, Okay. I don't know what Jerry's version
would because I don't really recall. I guess it would
be Bill and Ted's, even though he had dark hair.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Bill and Ted. Somewhere between Bill and Ted and the
names of the movies are escaping me.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Two long foo. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, So, Patrick Swayze, I'll take that. I didn't say
I didn't think Keanu Reeves was in that they were
staying with the Keanu Reeves thing. Okay. Anyway, it is
Friday inside the Treehouse. And look, I think we have
a rare unique talent that we can find something funny
in just about any story and just about any news story.
(04:21):
We can find something funny even if it doesn't seem
funny on the surface. And the most recent example of that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Is this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, a Dallas man, Okay, a Texas man has been
arrested after allegedly pouring scalding hot soup on his girlfriend. Okay,
thirty five year old texasman was arrested after allegedly pouring
hot soup on his sixty five year old girlfriend, causing
(04:52):
third degree burns because she was talking too much. He
told police, Now, I know this is bad. It's a
very ugly story. It's wrong, and if guilty, he deserves
the full punishment under the law. However, when you're dating
(05:13):
a sixty five year old woman and you're thirty five,
aren't accidents just gonna happen when it comes to soup delivery.
Who's delivering the soup? Well, according to the arresting officers,
he was, but he was doing it in an aggressive
manner and he dumped it on his sixty five year
(05:35):
old girlfriend. Okay, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you
a little more detail here. Alexander McDavid from Waco was
hit with multiple charges, including resisting arrest, terroristic threat of
family or household members, assault with bodily injury, continues violence
(05:56):
against family, and injury to an elderly person who also
happens to his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
A terroristic threat.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's like, oh, I'll kill you. Or I'm going to
dump this hot navy bean soup all over your face,
assualt with a deadly dinner. Mm hmm. I I mean,
I not since the Meals on Wheels dude punched punched
her in the face, has there ever been such a
(06:27):
tragedy of justice.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I mean, I am guessing that guy is sitting in
a jail cell right now, really rethinking his life choices.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, because if that's if that's the last thing you
get before going into prison.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Maybe maybe maybe things are looking up for his next relationship.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Odds are will be much younger, yeah, and tighter.
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That is Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday, April eleventh, twenty
twenty five, discussing so far today the hot soup being
(09:04):
poured on an old lady and how wrong that is
in general, but more specifically, how wrong our jokes were.
And we should apologize now before anyone gets all up
in arms about it. So we are mostly sorry. Okay,
if you say so, all right, let's make up for that.
(09:29):
Let's make up for that with something really really fun
that our good friend Trey found. And you know, if
Trey found it and wants to share it with us
inside the treehouse, well you know it's gotta be good.
So here now is a special commercial from Lower Louisiana
for Showtime Furniture.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh baby, Mama put him out and he ain't got
no moniture.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Let him have it, lady, l this.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Made need a bad and only get aboard and think
the nine of up probably get.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
A moment without Come on, baby, there is so much
going on in this tightly in this jam packed commercial
show Time Home Furnishings, Lafayette, Oppolusis and Eunice. I don't
know how old this commercial is. I don't know if
this business is still open.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
How could it not be?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I know, I mean with with advertising like this, I mean,
my goodness, So I'll start this over. So there are
three people in this commercial. In the commercial, you've got
scenes in various parts of show Time Home Furnishings. You've
got beds, you got TVs, you got couches, all sorts
of stuff on display at the home furniture store. You've
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got the what I assume to be the owner, who
is an excellent pitchman. By the way, he's right up
there with the twelve twelve loke twelve guy with a
spinny arm. He wants to make sure you get a
good deal on some furniture. Okay, uh. He's a white
man and he sounds very much like a Cajun man.
And then there's two other actors in the commercial. You've
(11:10):
got a lovely large African American woman and a kind
of sheepish looking, mild mannered African American male kind of
playing the parts throughout the commercial. So let's let's go
back to the beginning now of Showtime Home Furnishings. Inside
the treehouse, this.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Man needs help. His baby mama put him out, and
he ain't got no furniture. Let him have it, Busla
bus Like this man need a bed and.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Only get aboarded fifty nine a month, you gonna get
another one without a bad Come on, baby, his man
is TV for his bedroom only get forwarded fifty nine
out of the month.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,
both like, Well, like, this man needs air conditions. It's
hot on the streets and he only gets paid more
than nine out of the month. I'll put him down, baby,
no man, no grudgect all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Wow, there is a lot to unpack here, Trey. Since
you're the one that found this gym, where would you
like to start?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Well, the guy, the pitch man, he sounds like, uh,
the dad from water Boy that shows up at the end.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I couldn't place it. I knew it, I knew it
sounded familiar. That's it.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And you know it's just Louisiana is just a hidden
gym of things.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
M h.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
And I'm happy to say I just google they are
still in business. God bless them again. How could you
not be? How are people not lining up? You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Maybe they are? I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind
of envious of Lafayette Oppelusis and Eunice Louisiana. I mean,
how do I not have this store down the street
that I can go to and just enjoy things and
people watch and beg to be in their commercial.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
He'd probably let you, uh maybe, wow, that's amazing the okay,
what do you say at the end, like no credit check?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Can we hear this again? Make sure.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'll put him down, David, no credit all.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
The time, no money down, no credit check all the time.
And then the lovely lady at the end who's missing
about seven or eighteen mouthing to the camera call me
that sold me right there?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah that uh, I mean, how how could it not.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
To tie it all back in? She kind of looks
like Wesley snipes into one food.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Thanks for everything, Okay, yeah, I can see that. I
was thinking more of one of the I was thinking
more Arsenio Hall when he portrays one of the women
in coming to America. But I think you may be
uh more on point there, Trey.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I would also like to point out she takes care
of the tea she has remaining.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
They are very white, they are very clean. Yeah, and
clearly she doesn't let them get in the way of
a good deal. I'm kind of thinking we do a
treehouse rugue trip to show Time home Furnishings and appelusis Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, which which store? I mean?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I think we need to call ahead and see you
know where the boss the bosses are that day. Yeah,
because you wouldn't you wouldn't want to go and not
see the stars.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh, you have to see the stars.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I mean, I want to see Jerry crawling around on
bed with this lady. I'm so there, Trey, where did
you find this Internet? That's what were you looking at?
What were you looking at online? That the Internet thought?
Trey needs to see this furniture ad Damn.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
My algorithm is a very special thing.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I was about to say, it's your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I like. I like how we can all blame the
algorithm for our choices in life.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I have I have worked hard to refine it to
a magical a magical algorithm of of just sheer stupidity.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You're like Oz, but with the Internet, you're the You're
the wizard of the Internet. Trey, thank you from the
bottom of my heart, thank you for this. I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Mama put him out and he ain't got no moniture.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Let him have it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Bus Like boys like this man need a bed and.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Only get a boarded sixty nine a month.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're gonna get another one without a bad Come on, baby,
this man needs TV for his bedroom. Only get a
fard fifty nine hours a month. You know you got
all them children seventy three answers, baby buck like b's
like this man needs air conditions. It's hot on the
streets and he only gets paid forty nine hours a month.
I'll put him down, baby, No one now, no project.
All the time.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
He called her, he called her boss lady twice in
that so. Is she the owner of Showtime Home Furnishings? Uh, Jerry,
I'm pretty sure this lady owns whatever the hell she.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Wants, and she's checking references.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's why she's on the phone. At the end, you're
in the treehouse.
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Patreon dot com slash tree House on Air. I'm Dan Olmalley.
He's Trey Trenholm. That is Jerry Calledwell and this is
the Treehouse Show for Friday, April eleventh, twenty twenty five.
Once again, Trey, thank you for sharing the Showtime at
the Home Furnishings Store. Sorry, not Showtime at the Apollo,
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just show Time Home Furnishings ad from Louisiana. Thank you,
Thank you very much. You've helped make this Friday truly special.
You're welcome in the most special of senses. So let's
tap into something else that I know is very fond
to you, Trey, and that is ancient civilizations and the
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possible existence of them and the possible ties to other
worldly civilizations. Tray, did you hear about the new underwater
pyramid found off the coast of Taiwan.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I have not heard about that one specifically, but there
have been many, many underwater pyramids and structures found all
over the world.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, a new one has been discovered near Taiwan, and
it may rewrite that's a really hard word to say.
It may rewrite everything we thought we knew about the
ancient world. Sitting just eighty two feet below the sea
level near the Ryuqi Islands of Japan, a mysterious eye
object called the Yonaguni Monument continues to stump and astonish
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researchers despite its discovery in nineteen eighty six. All Right,
I guess it's not a brand new discovery, but it's
brand new to me. Trade did you know about this
underwater pyramid until now?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Do you want the conspiracy part of this? Or or well,
there's there is a conspiracy going that says that the
world as a whole, like they've they discovered all these
underwater monuments around Cuba decades ago, and there's a whole
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conspiracy theory that they try to keep them under wraps
because it potentially debunks a lot of the history we've
been taught.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, I'm for that land on me? Or is it
everything that you just said?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's pretty much.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
I mean, it's just the timeline. I mean, man walking
in North America. Just I'll go with that. The Clovis
theory was forever considered the fact that people came over
here from the bearing straight during the Ice Age, you know,
nine to eleven thousand years ago. Well, we now have
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found footprints, I mean multiple footprints that they have dated
twenty three to twenty five thousand years ago. That is now,
so we're all and very possibly that people came up
from South America. It's just as plausible as they did
coming from over the bearing straight down.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Gotcha.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
And just all sorts of of the timeline of history
of when did we become when did we go from
hunter gatherers to you know, having civilizations. You know, there's
a place in Turkey, go Beckley Tepee that was over
nine thousand years ago, definitely a civilization. But for the
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timeline of history, we weren't supposed to be really in
making civilizations at that point. We were still supposed to
be more in the hunter gatherer stage.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Goshly not with that kind of an accuracy in their architecture.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, and that's the other thing is from the pyramids
in Egypt to all of the ruins in South America,
Central and South America, Mayan Aztec incas. The knowledge of
astronomy the star and not just its short term I
mean over celestial events that happened once every thirty fifty
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years they knew about they made monuments to how did they.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Get that knowledge?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So basically in our timeline as a species, in our
timeline as humans, all these pyramids and structures around the world,
we were not smart enough nor did we have the
technological know how to accomplish these things. Based on the
history we know, right.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
We would be hard pressed to rebuild the pyramids today,
got it.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Well, this is one of the things a lot of
people don't realize is the pyramids when they were built
were smooth, shiny.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They weren't the blocks you see now. Those were all
covered up.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I mean it's and the fact that they align with
different as astronomical events say it would be we would
be hard pressed to do it with the accuracy they did, right.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, people forget that the pyramids in their original form
looked like they were built by skilled technicians because they
were not the day laborer versions that we see today.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But this new pyramid about eighty two feet below sea
level near Taiwan, The giant structure with sharp angled steps,
stands roughly ninety feet tall and appears to be made
entirely of stone, leading many to believe it was man made. However,
tests of the stones show it would be over ten
thousand years old, meaning that if a civilization built this
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pyramid by hand, it would have taken place before this
region sank underwater more than twelve thousand years ago. That
would place it further back in history than most other
ancient structures by several thousand years, including the Egyptian pyramids
and Stone Hinge. So currently, scientists believe the ability for
humans to construct large structures like temples and pyramids of
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all alongside the development of agriculture twelve thousand years ago.
If an advanced society was already building giant step pyramids
long before this time, however, it could change the history
books forever and reveal another lost tribe of humans, just
like the myths of at Lentis. I mean, and that's
and the conspiracy that you were talking about, Trey, is
that if all this stuff is true, they try to
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suppress they try to suppress this information because most of
us just can't handle it. Well.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
It changes the timeline, and there are religious implications, but
it just it changes the timeline we've been taught of things.
I mean, Plato wrote about Atlantis, where did he hear
about it, well, that was from miss you know, uh
of you know, generations ago. Maybe the fact, like the Greeks,
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we considered the founders of modern civilization, we now know
they basically copied everything.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
That makes sense because us as humans, it's very rare
we do something original. It's usually we see someone doing
it and then.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
We do it well. And here here's the other.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Like the pyramids, many of the Central and South American pyramids,
and by the way, there are a lot of pyramids
in North America. People just don't realize, but the bigger
ones were built on top of smaller pyramids. They're like, oh, hey,
we like that design. Well, let's we'll make it bigger.
We'll go on top of it.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
We don't, we don't know what the anything.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
You know, it's amazing how little we know about the
Egyptian pyramids because they limit access and everything else.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
That whole desert we've basically we've.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Looked at about five percent of it, and so there's
there's a lot out there that you know, how do
we have How did cartographers from the fifteen hundreds have
an outline of Antarctica when no one had been there?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Interesting question it is, I've always wondered how they did
coastlines back then. Anyway, it's like some poor cartographer having
a pin on a piece of paper having to just
hold it there as they go around the coastlines and
just try to slowly make the little indentations for the
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bays and the keys and all these things. I mean,
you talk about a sucky job. And it's not like
your environment is still because you're in the ocean, so
it's going up and down. How do we know that
some of those lines on these ancient maps are even accurate.
It might have just been a bump in the waves,
especially before they invented the sextant. That too, because if
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you want to keep a man still, you put him
on a sextant.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Hard at least give him one.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
An article looks a little squidly.
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This is the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley, He's Trey Trenholm.
That there is Jerry Caldwell. On Friday, April eleven, twenty
twenty five, we were just talking about that. We were
just talking about the pyramid that was discovered off the
coast of Taiwan, ninety feet below the surface of the
sea I'm sorry, eighty two feet below the surface of
the sea, ninety feet tall from the ocean floor. And
(27:43):
it was found this new pyramid was found in nineteen
eighty six, and it dispels a lot of what we
thought we knew of our own civilization and the timing
of it. And Trey, you said, there's there's pyramids around
the world, and there's even some in North America.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, there's quite a few. Uh, they're all is that
is that.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I'm sorry, go ahead, they're they're more they're earth made,
like a dirt work. But yeah, they're Louisiana, Mississippi all
the way up to Ohio. There's the there's I forgot
the name of it, but it's like a serpent uh
deal in Ohio that uh.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
And the sad thing is we don't really.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Know the full extent of what was done because as
you know, as typical of America, uh, when we were
building and moving west, you know, we just they just
looked at, oh, hey, that's a big pile of dirt.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, well we'll just destroy it and and give no
thought to the fact that it might have had some
ancient uh meaning or you know, and be sacred.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
That's a very American thing, it is. Uh, those those
southern piles of dirt that that were earth made pyramids
and may have had some ancient historical significance. Is that
is that just where Bucki's built all of its new locations,
it's like pyramids and beaver nuggets.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, no, there, I can't remember.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
There's in eastern Louisiana and Mississippi there there are still
pyramids that again all have yeah a lot of times
or whether it be with the equinox or whatever have
or as astronomically aligned.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
But yeah, for and uh so they're they're all all
have meaning and they're all still being studied because for
many years we were just too stupid to go, hey,
that that's an interesting pyramid shape.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It might mean something.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
But yeah, you're right, because I can just imagine, even
by today's standards, if we find a really well styled
pile of dirt, we we don't stop and think, most
of us, that there may be some significance to it.
There may not be a completely the natural thing. There
may be a reason behind it that we're just too
(30:03):
stupid to grasp now.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
But and also talking about the like kind of forbidden history,
because what it all it points to is the fact
that there were as a civilization before during the Ice Age,
before the Ice Age, somewhere in the twelve to twenty
five thousand years ago.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
And part of the reason that this upsets so many
people is because it messes with the timeline in the Bible.
Isn't that what we're talking about? It it makes people
question some things.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yes, yes, but also again like our knowledge of you know,
we we have forever thought the Greeks were basically founded
modern civilization, and now more and more we're finding.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
No, they didn't. They really just copied everything from a
previous civilization.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
But like, yeah, yeah, it turns out the Greeks were
not the Ogs. They were more than Millie Vanilli's of history.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
And this also, you know, it's not just a Christian
it has Jewish and Muslim implication too.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, but religious across the board. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah, Turkey with go Beckley Teppe, they have recently passed
the law basically saying yeah, we're not gonna allow any
more excavation or study of it beyond what's done for
another one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
No, why really, Yeah, what are they hiding? That's a
great question, and they're not going to let us dig
to find out that's correct. Can we set aside the
tariff war for a little bit. Can we just go
like going to Turkey and be like, what do you
have in there? Show us well way of all tariff stuff,
(31:36):
Let us dig a little bit, show us what's down there.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
It's not just Turkey, it's again, won't the Egyptians. The
Egyptians have long they've been very selective and very restrictive
on you know what, They will allow people to study
in and around the pyramids and other parts of the
desert where people speculate there may be more and.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
The Egyptians may be geniuses. Because what do they do,
What do they do to distract us from what may
be the truth? They pull out all these shiny artifacts
and dangle them in front of our faces and say,
over here, over here, silly people, go look over here
at the shiny Ramsey statue. Look we found we found
King tot. Let's go look at this corpse. Blah blah blah.
(32:17):
Never mind the alien civilization that's hiding at the base
of this pyramid. Do I have it about right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Pretty much?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, Okay, see I don't need fifteen seasons of ancient civilizations.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I got it now. And then don't don't ever get
started on Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
What's in antarctica? Tray? That's that's good. That's the question,
is the question.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
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Jerry called Well and today is Fredday April eleven, twenty
twenty five. Let's celebrate Trey with some earth. Let's celebrate
(33:56):
with some birthdays here inside the Treehouse, just like we
played it all right once again Friday, April eleven, twenty
twenty five. Birthdays Today. YouTube Makeup Star of twenty fifteen,
Michelle Fan turns thirty eight. She has over one billion
views eight point eight million subscribers. It's probably even more
(34:18):
than that now, but Michelle Fan YouTube Makeup Star is
thirty eight today. Just keep in mind that while growing
up to be a YouTuber might be somewhat of a
goal for an occupation in life, you may not make
it as big as some of these people because chances
are the thing you want to do has already been done,
and if it hasn't, then someone's probably already doing it
(34:41):
on OnlyFans. Other birthdays today, Canadian pop star Lights is
thirty eight The Lights Seeings, Drive, My Soul, Drive My
Soul and Toes, probably popular soundtrack on OnlyFans. Victoria's secret
model Alessandra Ambrosio turns forty four. Trey, you're a You're
(35:09):
a big trecky guy. I don't know how deep your
nerd goes, right. I like Star Wars. You like Star Wars,
you love Star Trek. I like Star Trek. What are
your thoughts on Battlestar Galactica?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Which one.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Good question? I I the one with Tricia Helfer, who
played Blonde Cylon Number six on Battlestar Galactica. So I'm
guessing a newer version of battle Star Galacta.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
I mean, I've grew up.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Sorry, I don't. I don't even know how many versions
of Battlestar Galactica. There are two? Oh okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Never really got into the REMA enjoyed grew up on
the uh, the original. I'm trying to think of the
guy's name it was on that, but.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
You know it was it was kind of a corny
sci fi show and in those days, but uh, it was.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
It was fun to watch. Never, it never really had
the storyline. I could never think of the of a
storyline that I was really that interested in remake. It's
not like where Star Wars was just kind of this
epic series Star Trek had. I mean, I really grab
more of the next generation than than the original Star Trek.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But uh, that was kind of an.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Endless storyline. But Battlestar Galactose it was okay, Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Jerry, you strike me as a Battlestar guy. I know
a bit about both of them. Does that sound like
an accurate description that Trade just said, you know, Star
Wars is more of an epic Star Trek I'm not
sure what is a saga. It's a saga that has tribles.
(37:13):
So Battlestar Galactica, where does that fit?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
The original series was, like he said, it was, you know,
kind of corny, very episodic. You know, you could interchange
a lot of episodes with other episodes and not really
miss anything. The newer remake was much more grand in
the fact that it had an overarching storyline that they
(37:37):
were trying to get to and the end had a
nice twist with a big lesson that actually ties into
what we were talking about earlier, with civilization being older
than we all thought that it was.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Is the one is the one thing that Star Wars,
Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica have in common? Is it
basically just an excuse to have hot aliens?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I would say two out of three of those are
would be correct with that? Yes, which, uh, Star Trek
and Battlestar that's the.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Hot aliens shows. Yes, you didn't you didn't like the
You didn't like the the singing chick in with the
long lips in in Star Wars. Oh, in the Cantina. Yeah,
you didn't like the cantina singer with with the with
the long lips and the I mean twiggy legs. She
was all right. I mean I was more of a
(38:41):
like I did. I never got into I never got
into Battlestar Galactica. I was more of a I was
more of a Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century Watcher.
You know, Baty Beatty. That was a good show. Bitty
bitty bitty biddy. Yeah, that's a good show.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
But it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You know.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
All of the shows most people would say, you know,
epics shows about space and space travel and everything else,
and you you just relegated them down to which one
has hot the hot alien chicks.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That is not my fault. You blame Captain Kirk. He
was the one making out with every hot alien in
the In the Galaxy Star Trek did have a lot
of hot aliens hot humans.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
I think Battle the newer Battle Star was much more
about how everyone looked, which, of course translates to how
do they? In other words, how do how do tribbles trip?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
There's too much for me.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
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Speaker 4 (41:03):
I'm gonna have to work on mine.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Get you a ring light, buddy, I have one.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I'm just it's I'm not gonna stand up to turn
it off and on.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Need to get a remote. This is the Treehouse Show.
It is Fred Day, April eleven, twenty twenty five. Today
has already been a jam packed show. Talking about a
thirty five year old man pouring hot soup on his
sixty five year old girlfriend. Very wrong. We're bad, very bad.
Not only was that a bad thing to do, also
the way we made fun of it. Then we talked
(41:39):
about showtime furniture, which was truly eye opening. We also
went to the bottom of the ocean floor, talked about
underwater pyramids, its effect on civilization, and still not knowing
what the hell is in Antarctica, which I think we
all need to be a little more curious about.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
We've all said, why do all countries have research stations there?
But their parts? No one will go, and they damn
sure won't allow anyone to look. What are they hiding?
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I don't look at it this way. I don't think
it's fair that penguins have more knowledge about the Earth
than me.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Don't even think about whales.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Those were You get the idea Okay, So we also
talked a lot about Star Trek, a little bit of
Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica because it was Tricia Helfer's fifty
first birthday and she played a Cylon in Battlestar Galactica. Whatever,
but that did remind me of a story I saw
(42:50):
earlier this week. The world's first space hotel is supposedly
set to launch in the year twenty two one seven.
That sounds like a long way away, but quick reminder,
it's twenty twenty five, so that's only two years from now. Supposedly,
this space hotel will orbit Earth with a bar, a
(43:11):
movie theater, a spa, and so much more. Are we
ready for a space hotel already? That is just what
we need. The Voyager Station promises a once in a
lifetime experience with stunning views of the Earth, luxury accommodations,
and unique amenities like a bar, movie theater, spa, and
(43:33):
a gym. All in space. Guests will enjoy artificial gravity,
making their stay feel more like home, while indulging in
world class service and personalized experiences. Look, does it have
a Starbucks or not? I think that's the question on
everyone's mind.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
No, does Does that have some kind of shield or
force field, because you know, in case you haven't, don't know,
we've jumped up space kind of like we junked up
the Earth.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
That's true. We are a trashy, trashy species.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
We haven't been very good about bringing the old satellites
down and stuff we've left up there, so it's kind
of a minefield.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's pretty bad because even the world's richest man, Elon Musk,
through his car in space. I mean, isn't that like
the uber billionaire's equivalent to having your car on blocks
in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Kinda?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Isn't that thing on its way to Mars? Yeah? The
good news is this space hotel will not hit Elon
Musk's roadster. That thing's too far away now. But if
you want to stay at the world's first space hotel,
which is set to launch in twenty twenty seven, and
enjoy the amenities like a bar, cinema, spa, a gym,
(44:51):
it'll only cost you twenty five million dollars. Before you ask,
I don't know if that's per night.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Well, it costs about ten thousand dollars per pound to
launch something into space.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay, I don't know. For twenty five million dollars. How
long of a stay you get? I don't even know
if it's all inclusive. It might be the European plan,
So you got to pay for lunch and dinner. Check
in not before three pm, check out at eleven am.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Do not be late.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Where's the bell hop? Can I get some help with
my luggage? Are we really ready to go to space
for relaxation, because there is nothing about space that is
supposed to be relaxing. It is a constant death wish
(45:46):
going into space. Everything in space we cannot survive in
a normal way. It's meant to kill us. Do you
really think you're gonna get a good night's sleep on
a space hotel?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
All I know is every time it goes back past
the Iss those astronauts and a.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Go you mothers.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Enjoying our continental breakfast.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
We can't even get some god pudding.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Look at least at least we finally got those astronauts
down from there that were there much longer than they intended.
H Just imagine if we were enjoying stays on the
space Hotel before they got brought back.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Just just imagine when the guests of the space hotels
get just stuck up there for nine months.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
All of a sudden, watching the Three Amigos for the
ninety fourth time, is it gonna Is it gonna have
the same luster it originally had? I did also like
how I love how some people put things in a
like the ability to stay on a space hotel before
(47:07):
we've even gotten Grand Theft Auto six. We're gonna have
a space hotel before we get a good decent Star
Wars movie. Oh man, which, by the way, we should
never be trusted with lightsabers if the technology ever exists.
(47:28):
Maybe that's what they're hiding in Antarctica. They know it's like,
maybe there's actual lightsabers in Antarctica, and they know we
can't be trusted with them. Uzzies, yes, lightsabers, No, we're
far too dancers. We'll put a hole right in that
space hotel.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
That they got wookies down there, and they know some
white woman's gonna go down there and put a collar
and leasa on them and go.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
No one put a lid on it. No one on
the planet gets to know about this. You had a
big day, Trey, thank you very much, sir. Meanwhile, the
wookies are going like, hey did anyone ask for consent.
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(48:15):
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see you Monday, right back here inside the Treehouse
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with
Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Today is frid Day, April eleventh, twenty twenty five. Welcome
to the end of the week. Congratulations, you've made it
and now you're here to enjoy it with us, So
we will make your Friday even better on top of
the fact that it is Friday. And speaking of things
that are really really good, Jerry, do you have something
(01:01):
done to your hair? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I just I tried a new technique last night to
you know, enhance the curls and all of that. Then
I think it might have worked a little too well.
My head is out of control right now. Did you
say jizz?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
No? Uh? What did you do to the hair there?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Jar Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Just I said jazz. You jazzed it up? Oh, jazz
jazzed it up? Yeah? Yeah, that's it. Uh, just a
new conditioner, new way to dry it. Just stick your
head out the car window like a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Oh no, that'll that'll give me the lucious Malfoy look.
If I want the uh, if I want the curls,
then you know, you gotta leave it wet. You gotta
really get it conditioned, you know you you do the
upscrunch and you squeeze it and hang on to it
for a little while.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And I think my wife uses less technical terms for
her hair than you've just used in the last thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But its great, well, thank you, thank you. It looks
good on you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Thank you. Would you ever have any interest in doing
Trey's hair, because I, for one, would love to see
your long, wavy blonde locks right now on Trey. I
think that would look really, really fun.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Uh, Trey's got a different hair texture, He's got a I.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Realized there would be some work involved, but I think
Trey taking on a little bit of that uh point
break body, Patrick Swayze from Point Break. Look, I think Trey,
I think you could go with that.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Would you just keep your dirty sexual fantasies to yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You've never wanted to be a to be a surfer bra.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Never never was.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're more Johnny Utah than yeah. Okay, okay, fair enough,
all right today, And.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
This is coming from the man who has basically had
a buzz haircut for twenty eight plus years.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It's true. Yeah, I like if we're all doing some
sort of version of Keanu Reeves characters throughout his career,
Trey is sort of doing the Johnny Utah, I am
doing whatever his character's name was in Speed with the
short short haircut.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
You're you're pretty close to Neo.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You think, so, Okay. I don't know what Jerry's version
would because I don't really recall. I guess it would
be Bill and Ted's, even though he had dark hair.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Bill and Ted. Somewhere between Bill and Ted and the
names of the movies are escaping me.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Two long foo. Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, So, Patrick Swayze, I'll take that. I didn't say
I didn't think Keanu Reeves was in that they were
staying with the Keanu Reeves thing. Okay. Anyway, it is
Friday inside the Treehouse. And look, I think we have
a rare unique talent that we can find something funny
in just about any story and just about any news story.
(04:21):
We can find something funny even if it doesn't seem
funny on the surface. And the most recent example of that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Is this.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, a Dallas man, Okay, a Texas man has been
arrested after allegedly pouring scalding hot soup on his girlfriend. Okay,
thirty five year old texasman was arrested after allegedly pouring
hot soup on his sixty five year old girlfriend, causing
(04:52):
third degree burns because she was talking too much. He
told police, Now, I know this is bad. It's a
very ugly story. It's wrong, and if guilty, he deserves
the full punishment under the law. However, when you're dating
(05:13):
a sixty five year old woman and you're thirty five,
aren't accidents just gonna happen when it comes to soup delivery.
Who's delivering the soup? Well, according to the arresting officers,
he was, but he was doing it in an aggressive
manner and he dumped it on his sixty five year
(05:35):
old girlfriend. Okay, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you
a little more detail here. Alexander McDavid from Waco was
hit with multiple charges, including resisting arrest, terroristic threat of
family or household members, assault with bodily injury, continues violence
(05:56):
against family, and injury to an elderly person who also
happens to his girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
A terroristic threat.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's like, oh, I'll kill you. Or I'm going to
dump this hot navy bean soup all over your face,
assualt with a deadly dinner. Mm hmm. I I mean,
I not since the Meals on Wheels dude punched punched
her in the face, has there ever been such a
(06:27):
tragedy of justice.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I mean, I am guessing that guy is sitting in
a jail cell right now, really rethinking his life choices.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, because if that's if that's the last thing you
get before going into prison.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Maybe maybe maybe things are looking up for his next relationship.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Odds are will be much younger, yeah, and tighter.
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That is Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday, April eleventh, twenty
twenty five, discussing so far today the hot soup being
(09:04):
poured on an old lady and how wrong that is
in general, but more specifically, how wrong our jokes were.
And we should apologize now before anyone gets all up
in arms about it. So we are mostly sorry. Okay,
if you say so, all right, let's make up for that.
(09:29):
Let's make up for that with something really really fun
that our good friend Trey found. And you know, if
Trey found it and wants to share it with us
inside the treehouse, well you know it's gotta be good.
So here now is a special commercial from Lower Louisiana
for Showtime Furniture.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh baby, Mama put him out and he ain't got
no moniture.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Let him have it, lady, l this.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Made need a bad and only get aboard and think
the nine of up probably get.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
A moment without Come on, baby, there is so much
going on in this tightly in this jam packed commercial
show Time Home Furnishings, Lafayette, Oppolusis and Eunice. I don't
know how old this commercial is. I don't know if
this business is still open.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
How could it not be?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I know, I mean with with advertising like this, I mean,
my goodness, So I'll start this over. So there are
three people in this commercial. In the commercial, you've got
scenes in various parts of show Time Home Furnishings. You've
got beds, you got TVs, you got couches, all sorts
of stuff on display at the home furniture store. You've
(10:47):
got the what I assume to be the owner, who
is an excellent pitchman. By the way, he's right up
there with the twelve twelve loke twelve guy with a
spinny arm. He wants to make sure you get a
good deal on some furniture. Okay, uh. He's a white
man and he sounds very much like a Cajun man.
And then there's two other actors in the commercial. You've
(11:10):
got a lovely large African American woman and a kind
of sheepish looking, mild mannered African American male kind of
playing the parts throughout the commercial. So let's let's go
back to the beginning now of Showtime Home Furnishings. Inside
the treehouse, this.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Man needs help. His baby mama put him out, and
he ain't got no furniture. Let him have it, Busla
bus Like this man need a bed and.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Only get aboarded fifty nine a month, you gonna get
another one without a bad Come on, baby, his man
is TV for his bedroom only get forwarded fifty nine
out of the month.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,
both like, Well, like, this man needs air conditions. It's
hot on the streets and he only gets paid more
than nine out of the month. I'll put him down, baby,
no man, no grudgect all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Wow, there is a lot to unpack here, Trey. Since
you're the one that found this gym, where would you
like to start?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Well, the guy, the pitch man, he sounds like, uh,
the dad from water Boy that shows up at the end.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I couldn't place it. I knew it, I knew it
sounded familiar. That's it.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And you know it's just Louisiana is just a hidden
gym of things.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
M h.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
And I'm happy to say I just google they are
still in business. God bless them again. How could you
not be? How are people not lining up? You know what?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Maybe they are? I mean, I'm kind of I'm kind
of envious of Lafayette Oppelusis and Eunice Louisiana. I mean,
how do I not have this store down the street
that I can go to and just enjoy things and
people watch and beg to be in their commercial.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
He'd probably let you, uh maybe, wow, that's amazing the okay,
what do you say at the end, like no credit check?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Can we hear this again? Make sure.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I'll put him down, David, no credit all.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
The time, no money down, no credit check all the time.
And then the lovely lady at the end who's missing
about seven or eighteen mouthing to the camera call me
that sold me right there?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah that uh, I mean, how how could it not.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
To tie it all back in? She kind of looks
like Wesley snipes into one food.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Thanks for everything, Okay, yeah, I can see that. I
was thinking more of one of the I was thinking
more Arsenio Hall when he portrays one of the women
in coming to America. But I think you may be
uh more on point there, Trey.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I would also like to point out she takes care
of the tea she has remaining.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
They are very white, they are very clean. Yeah, and
clearly she doesn't let them get in the way of
a good deal. I'm kind of thinking we do a
treehouse rugue trip to show Time home Furnishings and appelusis Louisiana.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, which which store? I mean?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I think we need to call ahead and see you
know where the boss the bosses are that day. Yeah,
because you wouldn't you wouldn't want to go and not
see the stars.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh, you have to see the stars.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
You have to.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I mean, I want to see Jerry crawling around on
bed with this lady. I'm so there, Trey, where did
you find this Internet? That's what were you looking at?
What were you looking at online? That the Internet thought?
Trey needs to see this furniture ad Damn.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
My algorithm is a very special thing.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I was about to say, it's your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I like. I like how we can all blame the
algorithm for our choices in life.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
I have I have worked hard to refine it to
a magical a magical algorithm of of just sheer stupidity.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
You're like Oz, but with the Internet, you're the You're
the wizard of the Internet. Trey, thank you from the
bottom of my heart, thank you for this. I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Mama put him out and he ain't got no moniture.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Let him have it.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Bus Like boys like this man need a bed and.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Only get a boarded sixty nine a month.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're gonna get another one without a bad Come on, baby,
this man needs TV for his bedroom. Only get a
fard fifty nine hours a month. You know you got
all them children seventy three answers, baby buck like b's
like this man needs air conditions. It's hot on the
streets and he only gets paid forty nine hours a month.
I'll put him down, baby, No one now, no project.
All the time.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
He called her, he called her boss lady twice in
that so. Is she the owner of Showtime Home Furnishings? Uh, Jerry,
I'm pretty sure this lady owns whatever the hell she.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Wants, and she's checking references.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's why she's on the phone. At the end, you're
in the treehouse.
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Patreon dot com slash tree House on Air. I'm Dan Olmalley.
He's Trey Trenholm. That is Jerry Calledwell and this is
the Treehouse Show for Friday, April eleventh, twenty twenty five.
Once again, Trey, thank you for sharing the Showtime at
the Home Furnishings Store. Sorry, not Showtime at the Apollo,
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just show Time Home Furnishings ad from Louisiana. Thank you,
Thank you very much. You've helped make this Friday truly special.
You're welcome in the most special of senses. So let's
tap into something else that I know is very fond
to you, Trey, and that is ancient civilizations and the
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possible existence of them and the possible ties to other
worldly civilizations. Tray, did you hear about the new underwater
pyramid found off the coast of Taiwan.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I have not heard about that one specifically, but there
have been many, many underwater pyramids and structures found all
over the world.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, a new one has been discovered near Taiwan, and
it may rewrite that's a really hard word to say.
It may rewrite everything we thought we knew about the
ancient world. Sitting just eighty two feet below the sea
level near the Ryuqi Islands of Japan, a mysterious eye
object called the Yonaguni Monument continues to stump and astonish
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researchers despite its discovery in nineteen eighty six. All Right,
I guess it's not a brand new discovery, but it's
brand new to me. Trade did you know about this
underwater pyramid until now?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Do you want the conspiracy part of this? Or or well,
there's there is a conspiracy going that says that the
world as a whole, like they've they discovered all these
underwater monuments around Cuba decades ago, and there's a whole
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conspiracy theory that they try to keep them under wraps
because it potentially debunks a lot of the history we've
been taught.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, I'm for that land on me? Or is it
everything that you just said?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
It's pretty much.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
I mean, it's just the timeline. I mean, man walking
in North America. Just I'll go with that. The Clovis
theory was forever considered the fact that people came over
here from the bearing straight during the Ice Age, you know,
nine to eleven thousand years ago. Well, we now have
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found footprints, I mean multiple footprints that they have dated
twenty three to twenty five thousand years ago. That is now,
so we're all and very possibly that people came up
from South America. It's just as plausible as they did
coming from over the bearing straight down.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Gotcha.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
And just all sorts of of the timeline of history
of when did we become when did we go from
hunter gatherers to you know, having civilizations. You know, there's
a place in Turkey, go Beckley Tepee that was over
nine thousand years ago, definitely a civilization. But for the
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timeline of history, we weren't supposed to be really in
making civilizations at that point. We were still supposed to
be more in the hunter gatherer stage.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Goshly not with that kind of an accuracy in their architecture.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well, and that's the other thing is from the pyramids
in Egypt to all of the ruins in South America,
Central and South America, Mayan Aztec incas. The knowledge of
astronomy the star and not just its short term I
mean over celestial events that happened once every thirty fifty
(21:34):
years they knew about they made monuments to how did they.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Get that knowledge?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
So basically in our timeline as a species, in our
timeline as humans, all these pyramids and structures around the world,
we were not smart enough nor did we have the
technological know how to accomplish these things. Based on the
history we know, right.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
We would be hard pressed to rebuild the pyramids today,
got it.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Well, this is one of the things a lot of
people don't realize is the pyramids when they were built
were smooth, shiny.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They weren't the blocks you see now. Those were all
covered up.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
I mean it's and the fact that they align with
different as astronomical events say it would be we would
be hard pressed to do it with the accuracy they did, right.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, people forget that the pyramids in their original form
looked like they were built by skilled technicians because they
were not the day laborer versions that we see today.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But this new pyramid about eighty two feet below sea
level near Taiwan, The giant structure with sharp angled steps,
stands roughly ninety feet tall and appears to be made
entirely of stone, leading many to believe it was man made. However,
tests of the stones show it would be over ten
thousand years old, meaning that if a civilization built this
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pyramid by hand, it would have taken place before this
region sank underwater more than twelve thousand years ago. That
would place it further back in history than most other
ancient structures by several thousand years, including the Egyptian pyramids
and Stone Hinge. So currently, scientists believe the ability for
humans to construct large structures like temples and pyramids of
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all alongside the development of agriculture twelve thousand years ago.
If an advanced society was already building giant step pyramids
long before this time, however, it could change the history
books forever and reveal another lost tribe of humans, just
like the myths of at Lentis. I mean, and that's
and the conspiracy that you were talking about, Trey, is
that if all this stuff is true, they try to
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suppress they try to suppress this information because most of
us just can't handle it. Well.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
It changes the timeline, and there are religious implications, but
it just it changes the timeline we've been taught of things.
I mean, Plato wrote about Atlantis, where did he hear
about it, well, that was from miss you know, uh
of you know, generations ago. Maybe the fact, like the Greeks,
(24:16):
we considered the founders of modern civilization, we now know
they basically copied everything.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
That makes sense because us as humans, it's very rare
we do something original. It's usually we see someone doing
it and then.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
We do it well. And here here's the other.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Like the pyramids, many of the Central and South American pyramids,
and by the way, there are a lot of pyramids
in North America. People just don't realize, but the bigger
ones were built on top of smaller pyramids. They're like, oh, hey,
we like that design. Well, let's we'll make it bigger.
We'll go on top of it.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
We don't, we don't know what the anything.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
You know, it's amazing how little we know about the
Egyptian pyramids because they limit access and everything else.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
That whole desert we've basically we've.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Looked at about five percent of it, and so there's
there's a lot out there that you know, how do
we have How did cartographers from the fifteen hundreds have
an outline of Antarctica when no one had been there?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Interesting question it is, I've always wondered how they did
coastlines back then. Anyway, it's like some poor cartographer having
a pin on a piece of paper having to just
hold it there as they go around the coastlines and
just try to slowly make the little indentations for the
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bays and the keys and all these things. I mean,
you talk about a sucky job. And it's not like
your environment is still because you're in the ocean, so
it's going up and down. How do we know that
some of those lines on these ancient maps are even accurate.
It might have just been a bump in the waves,
especially before they invented the sextant. That too, because if
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you want to keep a man still, you put him
on a sextant.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Hard at least give him one.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
An article looks a little squidly.
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This is the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley, He's Trey Trenholm.
That there is Jerry Caldwell. On Friday, April eleven, twenty
twenty five, we were just talking about that. We were
just talking about the pyramid that was discovered off the
coast of Taiwan, ninety feet below the surface of the
sea I'm sorry, eighty two feet below the surface of
the sea, ninety feet tall from the ocean floor. And
(27:43):
it was found this new pyramid was found in nineteen
eighty six, and it dispels a lot of what we
thought we knew of our own civilization and the timing
of it. And Trey, you said, there's there's pyramids around
the world, and there's even some in North America.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah, there's quite a few. Uh, they're all is that
is that.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I'm sorry, go ahead, they're they're more they're earth made,
like a dirt work. But yeah, they're Louisiana, Mississippi all
the way up to Ohio. There's the there's I forgot
the name of it, but it's like a serpent uh
deal in Ohio that uh.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
And the sad thing is we don't really.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Know the full extent of what was done because as
you know, as typical of America, uh, when we were
building and moving west, you know, we just they just
looked at, oh, hey, that's a big pile of dirt.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Well, well we'll just destroy it and and give no
thought to the fact that it might have had some
ancient uh meaning or you know, and be sacred.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
That's a very American thing, it is. Uh, those those
southern piles of dirt that that were earth made pyramids
and may have had some ancient historical significance. Is that
is that just where Bucki's built all of its new locations,
it's like pyramids and beaver nuggets.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, no, there, I can't remember.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
There's in eastern Louisiana and Mississippi there there are still
pyramids that again all have yeah a lot of times
or whether it be with the equinox or whatever have
or as astronomically aligned.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
But yeah, for and uh so they're they're all all
have meaning and they're all still being studied because for
many years we were just too stupid to go, hey,
that that's an interesting pyramid shape.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It might mean something.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
But yeah, you're right, because I can just imagine, even
by today's standards, if we find a really well styled
pile of dirt, we we don't stop and think, most
of us, that there may be some significance to it.
There may not be a completely the natural thing. There
may be a reason behind it that we're just too
(30:03):
stupid to grasp now.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
But and also talking about the like kind of forbidden history,
because what it all it points to is the fact
that there were as a civilization before during the Ice Age,
before the Ice Age, somewhere in the twelve to twenty
five thousand years ago.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
And part of the reason that this upsets so many
people is because it messes with the timeline in the Bible.
Isn't that what we're talking about? It it makes people
question some things.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yes, yes, but also again like our knowledge of you know,
we we have forever thought the Greeks were basically founded
modern civilization, and now more and more we're finding.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
No, they didn't. They really just copied everything from a
previous civilization.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
But like, yeah, yeah, it turns out the Greeks were
not the Ogs. They were more than Millie Vanilli's of history.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
And this also, you know, it's not just a Christian
it has Jewish and Muslim implication too.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yeah, but religious across the board. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
Yeah, Turkey with go Beckley Teppe, they have recently passed
the law basically saying yeah, we're not gonna allow any
more excavation or study of it beyond what's done for
another one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
No, why really, Yeah, what are they hiding? That's a
great question, and they're not going to let us dig
to find out that's correct. Can we set aside the
tariff war for a little bit. Can we just go
like going to Turkey and be like, what do you
have in there? Show us well way of all tariff stuff,
(31:36):
Let us dig a little bit, show us what's down there.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
It's not just Turkey, it's again, won't the Egyptians. The
Egyptians have long they've been very selective and very restrictive
on you know what, They will allow people to study
in and around the pyramids and other parts of the
desert where people speculate there may be more and.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
The Egyptians may be geniuses. Because what do they do,
What do they do to distract us from what may
be the truth? They pull out all these shiny artifacts
and dangle them in front of our faces and say,
over here, over here, silly people, go look over here
at the shiny Ramsey statue. Look we found we found
King tot. Let's go look at this corpse. Blah blah blah.
(32:17):
Never mind the alien civilization that's hiding at the base
of this pyramid. Do I have it about right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Pretty much?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, Okay, see I don't need fifteen seasons of ancient civilizations.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I got it now. And then don't don't ever get
started on Antarctica.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
What's in antarctica? Tray? That's that's good. That's the question,
is the question.
Speaker 6 (32:43):
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I'm Daniel Mally. He is Trey Trendholm. That there is
Jerry called Well and today is Fredday April eleven, twenty
twenty five. Let's celebrate Trey with some earth. Let's celebrate
(33:56):
with some birthdays here inside the Treehouse, just like we
played it all right once again Friday, April eleven, twenty
twenty five. Birthdays Today. YouTube Makeup Star of twenty fifteen,
Michelle Fan turns thirty eight. She has over one billion
views eight point eight million subscribers. It's probably even more
(34:18):
than that now, but Michelle Fan YouTube Makeup Star is
thirty eight today. Just keep in mind that while growing
up to be a YouTuber might be somewhat of a
goal for an occupation in life, you may not make
it as big as some of these people because chances
are the thing you want to do has already been done,
and if it hasn't, then someone's probably already doing it
(34:41):
on OnlyFans. Other birthdays today, Canadian pop star Lights is
thirty eight The Lights Seeings, Drive, My Soul, Drive My
Soul and Toes, probably popular soundtrack on OnlyFans. Victoria's secret
model Alessandra Ambrosio turns forty four. Trey, you're a You're
(35:09):
a big trecky guy. I don't know how deep your
nerd goes, right. I like Star Wars. You like Star Wars,
you love Star Trek. I like Star Trek. What are
your thoughts on Battlestar Galactica?
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Which one.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Good question? I I the one with Tricia Helfer, who
played Blonde Cylon Number six on Battlestar Galactica. So I'm
guessing a newer version of battle Star Galacta.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
I mean, I've grew up.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Sorry, I don't. I don't even know how many versions
of Battlestar Galactica. There are two? Oh okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Never really got into the REMA enjoyed grew up on
the uh, the original. I'm trying to think of the
guy's name it was on that, but.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
You know it was it was kind of a corny
sci fi show and in those days, but uh, it was.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
It was fun to watch. Never, it never really had
the storyline. I could never think of the of a
storyline that I was really that interested in remake. It's
not like where Star Wars was just kind of this
epic series Star Trek had. I mean, I really grab
more of the next generation than than the original Star Trek.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But uh, that was kind of an.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Endless storyline. But Battlestar Galactose it was okay, Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Jerry, you strike me as a Battlestar guy. I know
a bit about both of them. Does that sound like
an accurate description that Trade just said, you know, Star
Wars is more of an epic Star Trek I'm not
sure what is a saga. It's a saga that has tribles.
(37:13):
So Battlestar Galactica, where does that fit?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
The original series was, like he said, it was, you know,
kind of corny, very episodic. You know, you could interchange
a lot of episodes with other episodes and not really
miss anything. The newer remake was much more grand in
the fact that it had an overarching storyline that they
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were trying to get to and the end had a
nice twist with a big lesson that actually ties into
what we were talking about earlier, with civilization being older
than we all thought that it was.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Is the one is the one thing that Star Wars,
Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica have in common? Is it
basically just an excuse to have hot aliens?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
I would say two out of three of those are
would be correct with that? Yes, which, uh, Star Trek
and Battlestar that's the.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Hot aliens shows. Yes, you didn't you didn't like the
You didn't like the the singing chick in with the
long lips in in Star Wars. Oh, in the Cantina. Yeah,
you didn't like the cantina singer with with the with
the long lips and the I mean twiggy legs. She
was all right. I mean I was more of a
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like I did. I never got into I never got
into Battlestar Galactica. I was more of a I was
more of a Buck Rogers in the twenty fifth century Watcher.
You know, Baty Beatty. That was a good show. Bitty
bitty bitty biddy. Yeah, that's a good show.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
But it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
You know.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
All of the shows most people would say, you know,
epics shows about space and space travel and everything else,
and you you just relegated them down to which one
has hot the hot alien chicks.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That is not my fault. You blame Captain Kirk. He
was the one making out with every hot alien in
the In the Galaxy Star Trek did have a lot
of hot aliens hot humans.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
I think Battle the newer Battle Star was much more
about how everyone looked, which, of course translates to how
do they? In other words, how do how do tribbles trip?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
There's too much for me.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
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light trying to be trying to be a little more
festive during the Loverboy bumper on Fridays? Excellent?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I'm gonna have to work on mine.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Get you a ring light, buddy, I have one.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I'm just it's I'm not gonna stand up to turn
it off and on.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Need to get a remote. This is the Treehouse Show.
It is Fred Day, April eleven, twenty twenty five. Today
has already been a jam packed show. Talking about a
thirty five year old man pouring hot soup on his
sixty five year old girlfriend. Very wrong. We're bad, very bad.
Not only was that a bad thing to do, also
the way we made fun of it. Then we talked
(41:39):
about showtime furniture, which was truly eye opening. We also
went to the bottom of the ocean floor, talked about
underwater pyramids, its effect on civilization, and still not knowing
what the hell is in Antarctica, which I think we
all need to be a little more curious about.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
We've all said, why do all countries have research stations there?
But their parts? No one will go, and they damn
sure won't allow anyone to look. What are they hiding?
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
I don't look at it this way. I don't think
it's fair that penguins have more knowledge about the Earth
than me.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Don't even think about whales.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Those were You get the idea Okay, So we also
talked a lot about Star Trek, a little bit of
Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica because it was Tricia Helfer's fifty
first birthday and she played a Cylon in Battlestar Galactica. Whatever,
but that did remind me of a story I saw
(42:50):
earlier this week. The world's first space hotel is supposedly
set to launch in the year twenty two one seven.
That sounds like a long way away, but quick reminder,
it's twenty twenty five, so that's only two years from now. Supposedly,
this space hotel will orbit Earth with a bar, a
(43:11):
movie theater, a spa, and so much more. Are we
ready for a space hotel already? That is just what
we need. The Voyager Station promises a once in a
lifetime experience with stunning views of the Earth, luxury accommodations,
and unique amenities like a bar, movie theater, spa, and
(43:33):
a gym. All in space. Guests will enjoy artificial gravity,
making their stay feel more like home, while indulging in
world class service and personalized experiences. Look, does it have
a Starbucks or not? I think that's the question on
everyone's mind.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
No, does Does that have some kind of shield or
force field, because you know, in case you haven't, don't know,
we've jumped up space kind of like we junked up
the Earth.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
That's true. We are a trashy, trashy species.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
We haven't been very good about bringing the old satellites
down and stuff we've left up there, so it's kind
of a minefield.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
It's pretty bad because even the world's richest man, Elon Musk,
through his car in space. I mean, isn't that like
the uber billionaire's equivalent to having your car on blocks
in the driveway.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Kinda?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Isn't that thing on its way to Mars? Yeah? The
good news is this space hotel will not hit Elon
Musk's roadster. That thing's too far away now. But if
you want to stay at the world's first space hotel,
which is set to launch in twenty twenty seven, and
enjoy the amenities like a bar, cinema, spa, a gym,
(44:51):
it'll only cost you twenty five million dollars. Before you ask,
I don't know if that's per night.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Well, it costs about ten thousand dollars per pound to
launch something into space.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay, I don't know. For twenty five million dollars. How
long of a stay you get? I don't even know
if it's all inclusive. It might be the European plan,
So you got to pay for lunch and dinner. Check
in not before three pm, check out at eleven am.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Do not be late.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Where's the bell hop? Can I get some help with
my luggage? Are we really ready to go to space
for relaxation, because there is nothing about space that is
supposed to be relaxing. It is a constant death wish
(45:46):
going into space. Everything in space we cannot survive in
a normal way. It's meant to kill us. Do you
really think you're gonna get a good night's sleep on
a space hotel?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
All I know is every time it goes back past
the Iss those astronauts and a.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
Go you mothers.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Enjoying our continental breakfast.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
We can't even get some god pudding.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Look at least at least we finally got those astronauts
down from there that were there much longer than they intended.
H Just imagine if we were enjoying stays on the
space Hotel before they got brought back.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Just just imagine when the guests of the space hotels
get just stuck up there for nine months.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
All of a sudden, watching the Three Amigos for the
ninety fourth time, is it gonna Is it gonna have
the same luster it originally had? I did also like
how I love how some people put things in a
like the ability to stay on a space hotel before
(47:07):
we've even gotten Grand Theft Auto six. We're gonna have
a space hotel before we get a good decent Star
Wars movie. Oh man, which, by the way, we should
never be trusted with lightsabers if the technology ever exists.
(47:28):
Maybe that's what they're hiding in Antarctica. They know it's like,
maybe there's actual lightsabers in Antarctica, and they know we
can't be trusted with them. Uzzies, yes, lightsabers, No, we're
far too dancers. We'll put a hole right in that
space hotel.
Speaker 5 (47:44):
That they got wookies down there, and they know some
white woman's gonna go down there and put a collar
and leasa on them and go.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
No one put a lid on it. No one on
the planet gets to know about this. You had a
big day, Trey, thank you very much, sir. Meanwhile, the
wookies are going like, hey did anyone ask for consent.
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.
(48:15):
Follow us on social media at Treehouse on Air. For me,
it's at the Daniel Maley. For Trey, it's at Trey Trenholme.
One in. For Jerry, it's at that Jerry guy. We'll
see you Monday, right back here inside the Treehouse
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