October 23, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
tree Trendholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. Welcome and today
today inside the Treehouse. I didn't kill him. It's the
shoe's fault. And something's getting bigger in a very small space.
(00:54):
But first, Jesus, we've all been waiting more than two
thousand years for the second coming of Christ, and it
has finally happened. Glory be his name. More specifically, a
twelve hundred year old loaf of bread with an image
of Christ was unearthed in an astonishing find.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
That's called Wonderbread.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No toaster involved this time, not on this one, we
don't think. Okay, So before I get into the guts
of this story, a few questions. Number one, how do
you know it's Jesus? And actually, let me show you
the photo of this so you can get a look
at it. Okay, how do you know that's Jesus? Was
his name on it? Does it say Christ? Or is
(01:45):
it Chris? Is it just some guy named Chris. That
looks a lot like Jesus, because they all look like
that back in the day.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Now this looks like the Prince from Shrek.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's done. Yeah, yeah, it looks like Prince Farquad. Yeah. Look,
you know who I feel bad for. I feel bad
for some artisan twelve hundred years ago because he figured
out how to put his face on his bread to
sell more bread. And now Jesus gets all the credit
once it gets on earthed by some archaeologists.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Wow, Missus Baird's looking goods held up well over the years.
I'm sure there's some writing like that we can't understand
or you know that they kind of I guess deciphered
that this was Jesus bread.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
This discovery was announced Archaeologists recently found an extraordinary relic
of early Christianity, a twelve hundred year old loaf of
burned bread bearing the image of Jesus Christ. The discovery
was announced by the Caraman Governor's Ship, located in south
central Turkey, Okay. The bread dates back to the seventh
(03:02):
or eighth centuries a d It's one of five carbonized
loabs recently found at the Ruptechnik Sure totally is product
how's that go? Trey topraka tepe topraka tepe archeleogical. I
can't talk today. Site place where they dug stuff up archaeological.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We'll help you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, once the ancient city of Ironopolis, Sure, I can
say that. U. Pictures from the excavation show the blackened
loaf bearing the faint image of Christ. The inscription on
the loaf reads with gratitude to the blessed Jesus. Okay
I stand corrected. So someone did put his name on it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The image did not incorporate the popular Christ pentocratur iconography,
which typically shows Christ raising his right hand and serves
as the standard of Byzantine and Eastern Orthodox art mm
archaeology stuff. Rather, Christ was depicted as a sewer or fear,
which officials said reflects the symbolic importance of fertility and
(04:03):
labor and in the religious thought of the period. Archaeologists
others found other symbols on the loaves, including one that
appears to bear the Maltese cross. All right, so there
you have it. Jesus was found on a loaf of
bread in Turkey. Uh from some twelve hundred years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I think Jesus needed to explain metaphors in the Bible, then.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Lots needs to be explained out of the Bible tray
and people still ain't getting it, Like there are whole
industries around it and it still gets screwed up. So
you're right, it would have been a lot more helpful
if Jesus had just done it from the outset.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
But also, I mean you have to look at the
was the Last Supper like a marketing campaign, like you know,
this is my this bread symbolizes my body. Also, this
bread is available in stores now.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So what's the metaphor that people are missing on this tray.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, when he said break this bread, it is my
body given to you for the Covenant, you know that
that it was a metaphor. It didn't really need to
put Jesus on the bread. And any any any loaf,
any loaf will do.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, white wheat riot.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wonder you know it's it's iron kids, one of my
favorites growing up.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I don't think you want to give him iron kids.
That's kind of rude, solid point. That's my bad, My bad.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Jesus and Jerry, you were right. We've seen the toasters,
like I've seen the face of Jesus toasters at urban outfitters.
So I'm not always convinced that these types of things
are real. Now, granted, this was an archaeological dig, and
it said somewhere on this inscription, you know, blessed be
Jesus or whatever, So maybe it is supposed to be
Jesus on this loaf. But I don't know how many
(05:50):
times we can see this throughout the years, people seeing
something that they think is a miracle or it's some
sort of a hoax altogether, and claiming, ah, this is
a miracles, like those Virgin Mary statues that cry blood
or something.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, this is a hair different being that it's twelve
hundred years old. I mean, it's not you know, someone
literally in their kitchen with you know, toasting their English muffin,
and all of a sudden they decide they see Jesus
in it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's cool. I got a Darth Vader one.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's it's and it's only Christians. You never see like
Vishnou in a grilled cheese. I'm just saying, like that
never happens, Like you never see people in India. In India,
like I saw gnash in my soup.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Having eaten lots of Indian food. I have too. I've
seen it. I just I just didn't seem much special,
just a religious experience.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Right. It's not in the bowl or in the food.
It's right out there in front of you after you
eat enough of those purple peppers.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Why is that a A like that has to have
happened with some other religions where they've been like, oh
like here's here's here's my here's Buddha in my bread.
Or is it just because it doesn't get the same
news appeal in the West for us to see it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I mean, it's a Catholicism thing more than anything.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, sort of history tradition there.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well there that that that you're looking. You know that
they see miracles and then miracles can lead to saint
hood and it's but.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That makes sense. It's sort of training from from the hierarchy.
It's saying, look, hey, these things are possible, so keep
an eye out. I mean, and and other religions they
don't really do that. Therefore they don't report these things.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If you really want to get to the basis of
it is the shroud of turn and then you can
go from there.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Got it? That makes sense? Okay? That does make sense.
I was asking not to be facetious, but a legitimate,
like a great point. It's like that is that? Why
is that? Okay? I think that answered it? Then mhm.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Is it maybe because in those cultures, if somebody see
something in their food, they think they're crazy, so they
don't say anything.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, I mean that would be huge if I mean
that would be like we would welcome that. That would
that would get a lot of coverage in India and
then all the Indian news outlets would cover it and
it would get over here. People would start looking in
their supregnation. Soup sales would go up.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's truly difficult though, because I mean it's liquid, it's
going to move around.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, by the time the news crew gets there, it's
going to have moved and yeah, so that's why certain
things it works out better than others.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, but even this is Jesus bread, So isn't it
When he fed the hungry with a loaf of red
and five fish or something like that. I don't know
how many fish exactly. It was two loaves, five fish,
two low five fish. So yeah, they've found four. So
that's going to feed everyone forever. Five five that's called
(08:55):
a buffet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
According to the story, specialists suggest that these five maybe
examples of communion bread or Eucharist bread used in early
Christian rituals. The fact that these bread survived through carbonization
demonstrates exceptional preservation conditions. The Fiands are among the best
preserved examples ever identified in Anatolia. Man, there's all sorts
of words in here I've never heard of before. Is
(09:19):
this the same general area tree where they think they've
found the ship that looks like it could be Noah's
arc like lodged in a mountain somewhere. Is that this
general area.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's all in Turkey? Uh okay, yeah, yeah, southern Turkey
border with Iran that I forgot the mountain but yeah.
But also, I mean Turkey is one of the richest
archaeological sites. I mean you have go beck to the
tappy there. I mean, you have things that they're rewriting
human history with. So it's not very surprising.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So what you're saying is Turkey is the place to
go with the metal detector and not look crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, get you shot or in prison.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But yes, that's uh oh is that frowned upon there?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Uh like freelance. Archaeological digging is a big no no in.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Turn there, they're quite dicky about it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I hope that's the official stance from the Turkish Empire.
Were quite that's about this.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's also the official stance of Turkish prisons.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Also known as Turkish delights.
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A self taught surgeon was arrested for carrying out illegal
penis enlargements in the back of his nineteen nineties Corolla.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, wear in Florida.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not Florida. Oh even Florida drew a line in its
sand and said, No, that's that's not happening here.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's to Florida.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
For us here would have to be a camera at least.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Then it's then you know it's an Indian doctor.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
A self taught surgeon was arrested for carrying I mean,
let me say that again. A self taught surgeon was
arrested for carrying out illegal penis enlargements in the back
of his nineteen nineties Corolla. For just a moment, I
want you to forget all the other red flags. Are
you really gonna get a penis enlargement in the back
seat of a compact car? Shouldn't it at least be
(14:14):
a full size to Dan, I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Stretched you'd helpe the after you would need it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, but the only thing less serious is if you're
doing this in the back of a super roo outback.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I don't think they'd be going for enlargements in a
super room.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's a different operation.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I think some of them would.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're right, Jerry, you're right. If someone's going around doing
mobile penis enlargements in a stretch limo that tracks, that
makes sense. I'm not going to do it, and or
for all the other red flag reasons. But if you
were someone so inclined, that makes sense from a branding standpoint, Hey.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Can you can you really be a self taught surgeon?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well? RFK Junior believes in self taught vaccinations and medicine.
So this this type of stuff spreads quickly. This is
what happens. You get the Internet and people start thinking,
I've watched a bunch of YouTube videos. I now know
how to operate on people.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, you can watch surgical tutorials all day long. And
they go step that didn't make you're a surgeon, self
taught surgeon, self taught surgeon.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes you are. Why license do you are? No one's
approved you. You're just you're just you're just, uh, you're
just bucking all the rules. Basically.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
There was a very famous story about an Indian guy
in the UK who is a brain surgeon and years
and years and years of doing brain surgery and they
found out that he was never he never gone to
medical school. Uh, he just talked himself and they brought
him up on charges for it. And all of his
patients are the ones that testified for him like it
(16:08):
was the best, Like he was the best, Like they
gave me a small chance to live and now I'm
still here today. So they just basically like, here's the deal.
We're just going to send you back to India. Don't
come back here and stop practicing surgery on people.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's kind of like those stories you hear about, like
hackers will break into some government facility or some government
network and then they eventually get hired and work for
the government because it's either that or jail. At least
we recognize, hey, you're talented, let's actually bring you in
on this instead of it being you know, something bad
and dangerous for everyone. Yeah, this happened in Thailand, by
(16:44):
the way. Yeah, the man's name, the self taught surgeon's
name is Pattaya Mulin also known as cheng Yai Modifi,
so it's a catchy name. He's fifty one and he
offered bizarre on the go genital enhancements to tie men.
His bungling antics unfolded inside his beaten up antik of
(17:07):
a car, with customers eventually reporting his dubious services to
the police. Bangkok cops launched a probe into the doctor's
dark arts. That may be one of my favorite sentences
I have ever read at a news story. Bangkok cops
(17:27):
launched a probe into the doctor's dark arts.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Not only was he an on thego surgeon, he's also Voldemort,
but also.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
In the back of the corolla.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
In the back of a corolla for a time, man,
that that is a stretch limma. They're tiny folk.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They found the unlicensed suspect was promoting penis enlargement, circumcision
and pearl implantation surgeries through social media. On his TikTok account,
he claimed he was able to deliver his services for convenience,
but he made no mention of the fact patients would
be going under the knife while stuck in the back
of a Corolla. Kid mad all right, I want you
(18:16):
to count back from one hundred as you's just buckling
your safety belt over your body. Authorities detained the bogus
practitioner while he was in the middle of a baffling
pearling procedure. You couldn't have stopped him before he sliced
that bro open. You stop him in the middle. Oh, Like,
(18:39):
at that point you got to finish. Like, either you
let him finish or you send that guy to an
actual doctor to finish the procedure, right.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, because an actual like I have one in the
career to want to fix that mess.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, that's a waiver you really need to have signed
before you start doing anything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I so, I guess there's just local anesthetic or he
just woke up.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes, I don't know. After being caught red handed police
bangkock cops got to make sure I throw that in
there where I can seized one and eighty nine different
kinds of pearls, local anesthetics, surgical blades, needles, and other equipment. Wow,
So just a local pearls that was part of his
(19:27):
That's one of his procedure offerings. I imagine when you
when you roll up to the gray Corolla, he has
a menu that you then open up and it gives
you the options of the penis enlargement, the circumcision, or
the pearl enhancements.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
The ribbed for her pleasure enhancement.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I'll have dim Summon Din sum.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Also known as the shuck and jivet. So yeah, one
and nine different kinds of pearls, local anesthetics, surgical blades, needles,
and other equipment. All the tools were allegedly used in
unsanitary conditions. You don't say he's not being super careful
(20:15):
about sanitary conditions in the back of a corolla.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh was he at least wearing gloves?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I don't know. He reportedly admitted that he had no
medical training and only learned the procedures from watching videos
on social media.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, that's the new med school.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah. He did not even have any sterilizing equipment to
prevent infections. He said, I became interested in this kind
of work, so he studied and developed it as a
side hustle to supplement my income. What does he do
for a living? Then, if it's not that.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The door dash, I mean, I would assume he's charging
enough to go full time.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's the point.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I mean, if if that many people had complained, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
He's just drugging uber. Can you imagine like healing in
the back seat and he takes somebody to the airport.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I really got to stop doing these ride share rides,
Like I don't want to do the pool thing anymore. Yeah,
he said he's been doing this for around a year
and he charged twenty three pounds for pearl implants, one
hundred and fourteen pounds for circumcisions, and just two hundred
and twenty nine pounds for the coveted penis enlargement injections.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Okay, so he wasn't like like splicing and adding.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It doesn't sound like it, but it sounds like he's
basically operating a bicycle pump in the back of his Corolla.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I mean it was was he getting silicones from home depot?
I mean for your talk?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sorry, you know that's what he bought.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It says cock, Yes, and it's black.
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Even if it's out of sink, it's it's so it's
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go last little bit here. On this episode of the Treehouse,
the lawyers of a wealthy Texas housewife who's accused of
(24:27):
plowing into and killing a man while drunken high say
it's not her fault and claim it's her high heel's
fault because they got stuck on the gas battle.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh my god, shits. Yeah. Look, this is some next
level lawyer ing. Not my client's fault. It was the Lubutans.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
It's like all of all the like defense, like I
didn't shoot him, my ring, I got stuck on the trigger.
If it wasn't for this damn ring, we'd still have Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh uh, I mean, you know what, Give it a
shot if it works. The wealthy Texas housewife accused of
plowing into and killing a man on a first date
while drunken high claims that her expensive lubtons got stuck
in the gas pedal of her Porsche nine eleven carrera.
Christina Chambers, thirty four, went on trial Friday for manslaughter
(25:32):
in connection with the April twenty twenty three crash that
killed thirty three year old Joseph McMullen as he and
his date were leaving a Voodoo Donut shop in Houston.
Prosecutors alleged Chambers had been bar hopping with friends that night,
was four times over the legal alcohol limit, and had
small baggies of cocaine in her car and purse. That's all,
according to the Houston Chronicle, but her attorney, because this
(25:55):
is one of the first things I wanted to know
when I saw the headline. I was like, I want
to know which a turn this was that blamed the shoes.
That's the angle. He's like, all right, look, lady, you're
my defendant. I'm going to do what is not just
demanded of me by the Constitution. I Am going to
(26:15):
go balls out for you and blame the shoes on
you killing this man. His name Mark Theeson, and he
argued it was the designer shoes that caused the fatal crash,
not being four times the legal alcohol limit, nothing to
do with the cocaine found in the car and in
her purse, but instead her high end shoes. That's right, Yeah,
(26:41):
Thesen claims his client's expensive Christian Lubaton heels had gotten
stuck on the gas pedal of her Porsche as she
drove down one of Houston's most dangerous curves. So this
is great. He's blaming everybody he can get his eyes
and mouth on, and nothing with his client. It's the road,
(27:02):
it's the shoes. I'm surprised he's not blaming Porsche for
making a card. That's just too goddamn fast.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I don't understand how he thinks that's gonna play out
with the jury. I mean, you're in your one hundred
and twenty thousand dollars car, and you're probably three thousand
dollars pair of shoes, you're with coke and your four
times illegal limit.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm surprised he's not blaming the guy eating donuts past sundown.
Maybe that's in there too, I just haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
If the shoe sticks, you must have quit.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
However, Prosecutor Andrew figure Lucy disputed the argument to the jury,
believing Chambers was itching to show off her sports car
to two friends inside the Porsche at the time of
the fatal wreck. About an hour after the crash, she
registered a BAC of zero point three h one. Yes, yeah,
(28:01):
nearly four times the legal limit. Uh that's a good one. Yeah. Uh.
Brionna Indorino, who was on a date with McMullen the
victim that night, told the court they just left Voodoo
Donuts around two twenty five am when she saw blinding
headlights barreling straight at them. She testified that she realized
the speedy sports car, estimated to be traveling over seventy
(28:22):
at the time of impact, was about to make a
sharp turn directly toward them, and the blank of an eye,
the porch went past, missing her by inches, and when
she turned to shout a warning to McMullen, he was
he had vanished.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, just aig puff of smoking and blazed donut.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yep. God blame the shoes, that is wow.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Well driving a Porsche, she got fancy shoes. I mean,
I guess the only the question is is did the
purse that they found the cocaine in match the shoes?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
That is cruise.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
That's one. That's one nugget of the story. I don't have, Jerry,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
How much cocaine did they find? Was it enough? Like
you know, was it enough to sober? Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
For the drive home, baggies were plural.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, there we go inside the car and
in the bag. Well done. Oh typically What part of
Houston was this? I can kind of guess.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm not sure if they give the exact address in
this story, we can you could look it up.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I mean, it's it's gonna be it's gonna be River
Oaks or bell Air, one of the two.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
That sounds like something that happens quite often there doesn't
make the news.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, I mean you could just check out, you know,
Voodoo Donuts locations in Houston, probably find a few options there.
But yeah, how.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That hasn't happened on Inwood Road in Dallas, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Pretty much. The general manager of the nearby Slick Willie's
Pool Haul also testified, telling the court he heard the
crash and ran outside to help, but it was too late.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, he got hit seventy miles now there's not there's
nine to one.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
One apparently told him to try CPR. I'm guessing it
must not have been a direct shot then, because otherwise
it's been like, I don't think that's gonna be necessary.
I mean, ultimately it is. It is tragic and as
sad this guy dies. Yeah, yeah, and then you and
then the lawyer for the woman who did is like,
it's the shoes. It's totally the shoes.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Not the coked out drunk. No, not the coked out
drunk white girl.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah. And look, maybe that's why she goes along with
this defense because she's probably used to hearing it's not
her fault, so this makes sense to her.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
And I'm sure Daddy paid for the lawyer.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
We're gonna go with the lack of accountability defense, like cloud,
that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's husband. I believe that's loaded one. Oh you think so? Yeah,
But I mean she seemed pretty. She's not gonna plead guilty,
so I mean the attorney has to come up with something.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Did he put a bunch of excuses? Did he put
a bunch of legal strategies in a hat written on
torn up shards of paper? And this was the one
that he pulled. It's like, we're gonna blame the shoes.
This will be this, this will be this trial's challenge.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I think he spends a wheel.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
It's a wheel that's actually pretty fitting, probably has a
few drinks and spins the wheel.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Legal mad libs.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
The whole office goes to happy hour and they pass
it around and they all write into different parts. All right,
did this trial you gotta blame shoes? No?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
This is like this is like if it was like
legal family feud. Like it's all right right? Top ten
answers on the board firm, What do we say? He's
like shoes? Good answer, good answer. Surveys says shoes thing
number one answer. All right, let's get out of here.
Let's go to court.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Congratulations, it's time to play for double the money. Can't
wait to see can't wait to see Steve Harvey's face
on that family oh Man. The suit also partly blames
this lady's former partner, hedge fund manager Schwan C, who
filed for divorce from her just days after she was
(32:34):
released on bail, for purchasing the luxury sports car just
months before the fatal crash. However, he's denied purchasing the
sports car for his ex wife, claiming and said she
bought the car herself using cash from their joint account.
He also denied that his wife had a drinking problem
and said he'd never seen her consume drugs or drive drunk.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
So he's still in China.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
And he on's back really really bad.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh just good.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
tree Trendholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell. Welcome and today
today inside the Treehouse. I didn't kill him. It's the
shoe's fault. And something's getting bigger in a very small space.
(00:54):
But first, Jesus, we've all been waiting more than two
thousand years for the second coming of Christ, and it
has finally happened. Glory be his name. More specifically, a
twelve hundred year old loaf of bread with an image
of Christ was unearthed in an astonishing find.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
That's called Wonderbread.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No toaster involved this time, not on this one, we
don't think. Okay, So before I get into the guts
of this story, a few questions. Number one, how do
you know it's Jesus? And actually, let me show you
the photo of this so you can get a look
at it. Okay, how do you know that's Jesus? Was
his name on it? Does it say Christ? Or is
(01:45):
it Chris? Is it just some guy named Chris. That
looks a lot like Jesus, because they all look like
that back in the day.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Now this looks like the Prince from Shrek.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It's done. Yeah, yeah, it looks like Prince Farquad. Yeah. Look,
you know who I feel bad for. I feel bad
for some artisan twelve hundred years ago because he figured
out how to put his face on his bread to
sell more bread. And now Jesus gets all the credit
once it gets on earthed by some archaeologists.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Wow, Missus Baird's looking goods held up well over the years.
I'm sure there's some writing like that we can't understand
or you know that they kind of I guess deciphered
that this was Jesus bread.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
This discovery was announced Archaeologists recently found an extraordinary relic
of early Christianity, a twelve hundred year old loaf of
burned bread bearing the image of Jesus Christ. The discovery
was announced by the Caraman Governor's Ship, located in south
central Turkey, Okay. The bread dates back to the seventh
(03:02):
or eighth centuries a d It's one of five carbonized
loabs recently found at the Ruptechnik Sure totally is product
how's that go? Trey topraka tepe topraka tepe archeleogical. I
can't talk today. Site place where they dug stuff up archaeological.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We'll help you.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, once the ancient city of Ironopolis, Sure, I can
say that. U. Pictures from the excavation show the blackened
loaf bearing the faint image of Christ. The inscription on
the loaf reads with gratitude to the blessed Jesus. Okay
I stand corrected. So someone did put his name on it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
The image did not incorporate the popular Christ pentocratur iconography,
which typically shows Christ raising his right hand and serves
as the standard of Byzantine and Eastern Orthodox art mm
archaeology stuff. Rather, Christ was depicted as a sewer or fear,
which officials said reflects the symbolic importance of fertility and
(04:03):
labor and in the religious thought of the period. Archaeologists
others found other symbols on the loaves, including one that
appears to bear the Maltese cross. All right, so there
you have it. Jesus was found on a loaf of
bread in Turkey. Uh from some twelve hundred years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I think Jesus needed to explain metaphors in the Bible, then.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Lots needs to be explained out of the Bible tray
and people still ain't getting it, Like there are whole
industries around it and it still gets screwed up. So
you're right, it would have been a lot more helpful
if Jesus had just done it from the outset.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
But also, I mean you have to look at the
was the Last Supper like a marketing campaign, like you know,
this is my this bread symbolizes my body. Also, this
bread is available in stores now.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So what's the metaphor that people are missing on this tray.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, when he said break this bread, it is my
body given to you for the Covenant, you know that
that it was a metaphor. It didn't really need to
put Jesus on the bread. And any any any loaf,
any loaf will do.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, white wheat riot.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wonder you know it's it's iron kids, one of my
favorites growing up.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I don't think you want to give him iron kids.
That's kind of rude, solid point. That's my bad, My bad.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Jesus and Jerry, you were right. We've seen the toasters,
like I've seen the face of Jesus toasters at urban outfitters.
So I'm not always convinced that these types of things
are real. Now, granted, this was an archaeological dig, and
it said somewhere on this inscription, you know, blessed be
Jesus or whatever, So maybe it is supposed to be
Jesus on this loaf. But I don't know how many
(05:50):
times we can see this throughout the years, people seeing
something that they think is a miracle or it's some
sort of a hoax altogether, and claiming, ah, this is
a miracles, like those Virgin Mary statues that cry blood
or something.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, this is a hair different being that it's twelve
hundred years old. I mean, it's not you know, someone
literally in their kitchen with you know, toasting their English muffin,
and all of a sudden they decide they see Jesus
in it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's cool. I got a Darth Vader one.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's it's and it's only Christians. You never see like
Vishnou in a grilled cheese. I'm just saying, like that
never happens, Like you never see people in India. In India,
like I saw gnash in my soup.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Having eaten lots of Indian food. I have too. I've
seen it. I just I just didn't seem much special,
just a religious experience.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Right. It's not in the bowl or in the food.
It's right out there in front of you after you
eat enough of those purple peppers.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Why is that a A like that has to have
happened with some other religions where they've been like, oh
like here's here's here's my here's Buddha in my bread.
Or is it just because it doesn't get the same
news appeal in the West for us to see it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I mean, it's a Catholicism thing more than anything.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, sort of history tradition there.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well there that that that you're looking. You know that
they see miracles and then miracles can lead to saint
hood and it's but.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That makes sense. It's sort of training from from the hierarchy.
It's saying, look, hey, these things are possible, so keep
an eye out. I mean, and and other religions they
don't really do that. Therefore they don't report these things.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If you really want to get to the basis of
it is the shroud of turn and then you can
go from there.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Got it? That makes sense? Okay? That does make sense.
I was asking not to be facetious, but a legitimate,
like a great point. It's like that is that? Why
is that? Okay? I think that answered it? Then mhm.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Is it maybe because in those cultures, if somebody see
something in their food, they think they're crazy, so they
don't say anything.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, I mean that would be huge if I mean
that would be like we would welcome that. That would
that would get a lot of coverage in India and
then all the Indian news outlets would cover it and
it would get over here. People would start looking in
their supregnation. Soup sales would go up.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's truly difficult though, because I mean it's liquid, it's
going to move around.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, by the time the news crew gets there, it's
going to have moved and yeah, so that's why certain
things it works out better than others.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, but even this is Jesus bread, So isn't it
When he fed the hungry with a loaf of red
and five fish or something like that. I don't know
how many fish exactly. It was two loaves, five fish,
two low five fish. So yeah, they've found four. So
that's going to feed everyone forever. Five five that's called
(08:55):
a buffet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
According to the story, specialists suggest that these five maybe
examples of communion bread or Eucharist bread used in early
Christian rituals. The fact that these bread survived through carbonization
demonstrates exceptional preservation conditions. The Fiands are among the best
preserved examples ever identified in Anatolia. Man, there's all sorts
of words in here I've never heard of before. Is
(09:19):
this the same general area tree where they think they've
found the ship that looks like it could be Noah's
arc like lodged in a mountain somewhere. Is that this
general area.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
It's all in Turkey? Uh okay, yeah, yeah, southern Turkey
border with Iran that I forgot the mountain but yeah.
But also, I mean Turkey is one of the richest
archaeological sites. I mean you have go beck to the
tappy there. I mean, you have things that they're rewriting
human history with. So it's not very surprising.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So what you're saying is Turkey is the place to
go with the metal detector and not look crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, get you shot or in prison.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But yes, that's uh oh is that frowned upon there?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Uh like freelance. Archaeological digging is a big no no in.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Turn there, they're quite dicky about it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I hope that's the official stance from the Turkish Empire.
Were quite that's about this.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
That's also the official stance of Turkish prisons.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Also known as Turkish delights.
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A self taught surgeon was arrested for carrying out illegal
penis enlargements in the back of his nineteen nineties Corolla.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, wear in Florida.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Not Florida. Oh even Florida drew a line in its
sand and said, No, that's that's not happening here.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's to Florida.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
For us here would have to be a camera at least.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Then it's then you know it's an Indian doctor.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
A self taught surgeon was arrested for carrying I mean,
let me say that again. A self taught surgeon was
arrested for carrying out illegal penis enlargements in the back
of his nineteen nineties Corolla. For just a moment, I
want you to forget all the other red flags. Are
you really gonna get a penis enlargement in the back
seat of a compact car? Shouldn't it at least be
(14:14):
a full size to Dan, I'm.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Stretched you'd helpe the after you would need it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, but the only thing less serious is if you're
doing this in the back of a super roo outback.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I don't think they'd be going for enlargements in a
super room.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's a different operation.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I think some of them would.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're right, Jerry, you're right. If someone's going around doing
mobile penis enlargements in a stretch limo that tracks, that
makes sense. I'm not going to do it, and or
for all the other red flag reasons. But if you
were someone so inclined, that makes sense from a branding standpoint, Hey.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Can you can you really be a self taught surgeon?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well? RFK Junior believes in self taught vaccinations and medicine.
So this this type of stuff spreads quickly. This is
what happens. You get the Internet and people start thinking,
I've watched a bunch of YouTube videos. I now know
how to operate on people.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, you can watch surgical tutorials all day long. And
they go step that didn't make you're a surgeon, self
taught surgeon, self taught surgeon.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes you are. Why license do you are? No one's
approved you. You're just you're just you're just, uh, you're
just bucking all the rules. Basically.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
There was a very famous story about an Indian guy
in the UK who is a brain surgeon and years
and years and years of doing brain surgery and they
found out that he was never he never gone to
medical school. Uh, he just talked himself and they brought
him up on charges for it. And all of his
patients are the ones that testified for him like it
(16:08):
was the best, Like he was the best, Like they
gave me a small chance to live and now I'm
still here today. So they just basically like, here's the deal.
We're just going to send you back to India. Don't
come back here and stop practicing surgery on people.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's kind of like those stories you hear about, like
hackers will break into some government facility or some government
network and then they eventually get hired and work for
the government because it's either that or jail. At least
we recognize, hey, you're talented, let's actually bring you in
on this instead of it being you know, something bad
and dangerous for everyone. Yeah, this happened in Thailand, by
(16:44):
the way. Yeah, the man's name, the self taught surgeon's
name is Pattaya Mulin also known as cheng Yai Modifi,
so it's a catchy name. He's fifty one and he
offered bizarre on the go genital enhancements to tie men.
His bungling antics unfolded inside his beaten up antik of
(17:07):
a car, with customers eventually reporting his dubious services to
the police. Bangkok cops launched a probe into the doctor's
dark arts. That may be one of my favorite sentences
I have ever read at a news story. Bangkok cops
(17:27):
launched a probe into the doctor's dark arts.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Not only was he an on thego surgeon, he's also Voldemort,
but also.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
In the back of the corolla.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
In the back of a corolla for a time, man,
that that is a stretch limma. They're tiny folk.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They found the unlicensed suspect was promoting penis enlargement, circumcision
and pearl implantation surgeries through social media. On his TikTok account,
he claimed he was able to deliver his services for convenience,
but he made no mention of the fact patients would
be going under the knife while stuck in the back
of a Corolla. Kid mad all right, I want you
(18:16):
to count back from one hundred as you's just buckling
your safety belt over your body. Authorities detained the bogus
practitioner while he was in the middle of a baffling
pearling procedure. You couldn't have stopped him before he sliced
that bro open. You stop him in the middle. Oh, Like,
(18:39):
at that point you got to finish. Like, either you
let him finish or you send that guy to an
actual doctor to finish the procedure, right.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, because an actual like I have one in the
career to want to fix that mess.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, that's a waiver you really need to have signed
before you start doing anything. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
I so, I guess there's just local anesthetic or he
just woke up.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yes, I don't know. After being caught red handed police
bangkock cops got to make sure I throw that in
there where I can seized one and eighty nine different
kinds of pearls, local anesthetics, surgical blades, needles, and other equipment. Wow,
So just a local pearls that was part of his
(19:27):
That's one of his procedure offerings. I imagine when you
when you roll up to the gray Corolla, he has
a menu that you then open up and it gives
you the options of the penis enlargement, the circumcision, or
the pearl enhancements.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
The ribbed for her pleasure enhancement.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I'll have dim Summon Din sum.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Also known as the shuck and jivet. So yeah, one
and nine different kinds of pearls, local anesthetics, surgical blades, needles,
and other equipment. All the tools were allegedly used in
unsanitary conditions. You don't say he's not being super careful
(20:15):
about sanitary conditions in the back of a corolla.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh was he at least wearing gloves?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I don't know. He reportedly admitted that he had no
medical training and only learned the procedures from watching videos
on social media.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, that's the new med school.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah. He did not even have any sterilizing equipment to
prevent infections. He said, I became interested in this kind
of work, so he studied and developed it as a
side hustle to supplement my income. What does he do
for a living? Then, if it's not that.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The door dash, I mean, I would assume he's charging
enough to go full time.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's the point.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I mean, if if that many people had complained, you know.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
He's just drugging uber. Can you imagine like healing in
the back seat and he takes somebody to the airport.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I really got to stop doing these ride share rides,
Like I don't want to do the pool thing anymore. Yeah,
he said he's been doing this for around a year
and he charged twenty three pounds for pearl implants, one
hundred and fourteen pounds for circumcisions, and just two hundred
and twenty nine pounds for the coveted penis enlargement injections.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Okay, so he wasn't like like splicing and adding.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It doesn't sound like it, but it sounds like he's
basically operating a bicycle pump in the back of his Corolla.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I mean it was was he getting silicones from home depot?
I mean for your talk?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sorry, you know that's what he bought.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
It says cock, Yes, and it's black.
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Have and for those wondering how much of a lag
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or not she do the lip sync part. No, go
for it. It just adds so much more to it.
Even if it's out of sink, it's it's so it's
actually inside the treehouse. Yeah uh, all right, here we
go last little bit here. On this episode of the Treehouse,
the lawyers of a wealthy Texas housewife who's accused of
(24:27):
plowing into and killing a man while drunken high say
it's not her fault and claim it's her high heel's
fault because they got stuck on the gas battle.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh my god, shits. Yeah. Look, this is some next
level lawyer ing. Not my client's fault. It was the Lubutans.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
It's like all of all the like defense, like I
didn't shoot him, my ring, I got stuck on the trigger.
If it wasn't for this damn ring, we'd still have Kennedy.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh uh, I mean, you know what, Give it a
shot if it works. The wealthy Texas housewife accused of
plowing into and killing a man on a first date
while drunken high claims that her expensive lubtons got stuck
in the gas pedal of her Porsche nine eleven carrera.
Christina Chambers, thirty four, went on trial Friday for manslaughter
(25:32):
in connection with the April twenty twenty three crash that
killed thirty three year old Joseph McMullen as he and
his date were leaving a Voodoo Donut shop in Houston.
Prosecutors alleged Chambers had been bar hopping with friends that night,
was four times over the legal alcohol limit, and had
small baggies of cocaine in her car and purse. That's all,
according to the Houston Chronicle, but her attorney, because this
(25:55):
is one of the first things I wanted to know
when I saw the headline. I was like, I want
to know which a turn this was that blamed the shoes.
That's the angle. He's like, all right, look, lady, you're
my defendant. I'm going to do what is not just
demanded of me by the Constitution. I Am going to
(26:15):
go balls out for you and blame the shoes on
you killing this man. His name Mark Theeson, and he
argued it was the designer shoes that caused the fatal crash,
not being four times the legal alcohol limit, nothing to
do with the cocaine found in the car and in
her purse, but instead her high end shoes. That's right, Yeah,
(26:41):
Thesen claims his client's expensive Christian Lubaton heels had gotten
stuck on the gas pedal of her Porsche as she
drove down one of Houston's most dangerous curves. So this
is great. He's blaming everybody he can get his eyes
and mouth on, and nothing with his client. It's the road,
(27:02):
it's the shoes. I'm surprised he's not blaming Porsche for
making a card. That's just too goddamn fast.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I don't understand how he thinks that's gonna play out
with the jury. I mean, you're in your one hundred
and twenty thousand dollars car, and you're probably three thousand
dollars pair of shoes, you're with coke and your four
times illegal limit.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm surprised he's not blaming the guy eating donuts past sundown.
Maybe that's in there too, I just haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
If the shoe sticks, you must have quit.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
However, Prosecutor Andrew figure Lucy disputed the argument to the jury,
believing Chambers was itching to show off her sports car
to two friends inside the Porsche at the time of
the fatal wreck. About an hour after the crash, she
registered a BAC of zero point three h one. Yes, yeah,
(28:01):
nearly four times the legal limit. Uh that's a good one. Yeah. Uh.
Brionna Indorino, who was on a date with McMullen the
victim that night, told the court they just left Voodoo
Donuts around two twenty five am when she saw blinding
headlights barreling straight at them. She testified that she realized
the speedy sports car, estimated to be traveling over seventy
(28:22):
at the time of impact, was about to make a
sharp turn directly toward them, and the blank of an eye,
the porch went past, missing her by inches, and when
she turned to shout a warning to McMullen, he was
he had vanished.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, just aig puff of smoking and blazed donut.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yep. God blame the shoes, that is wow.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Well driving a Porsche, she got fancy shoes. I mean,
I guess the only the question is is did the
purse that they found the cocaine in match the shoes?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
That is cruise.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
That's one. That's one nugget of the story. I don't have, Jerry,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
How much cocaine did they find? Was it enough? Like
you know, was it enough to sober? Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
For the drive home, baggies were plural.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, oh yeah, there we go inside the car and
in the bag. Well done. Oh typically What part of
Houston was this? I can kind of guess.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm not sure if they give the exact address in
this story, we can you could look it up.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I mean, it's it's gonna be it's gonna be River
Oaks or bell Air, one of the two.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
For sure.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
That sounds like something that happens quite often there doesn't
make the news.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, I mean you could just check out, you know,
Voodoo Donuts locations in Houston, probably find a few options there.
But yeah, how.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That hasn't happened on Inwood Road in Dallas, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Pretty much. The general manager of the nearby Slick Willie's
Pool Haul also testified, telling the court he heard the
crash and ran outside to help, but it was too late.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, he got hit seventy miles now there's not there's
nine to one.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
One apparently told him to try CPR. I'm guessing it
must not have been a direct shot then, because otherwise
it's been like, I don't think that's gonna be necessary.
I mean, ultimately it is. It is tragic and as
sad this guy dies. Yeah, yeah, and then you and
then the lawyer for the woman who did is like,
it's the shoes. It's totally the shoes.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Not the coked out drunk. No, not the coked out
drunk white girl.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah. And look, maybe that's why she goes along with
this defense because she's probably used to hearing it's not
her fault, so this makes sense to her.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
And I'm sure Daddy paid for the lawyer.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
We're gonna go with the lack of accountability defense, like cloud,
that sounds good.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It's husband. I believe that's loaded one. Oh you think so? Yeah,
But I mean she seemed pretty. She's not gonna plead guilty,
so I mean the attorney has to come up with something.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Did he put a bunch of excuses? Did he put
a bunch of legal strategies in a hat written on
torn up shards of paper? And this was the one
that he pulled. It's like, we're gonna blame the shoes.
This will be this, this will be this trial's challenge.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I think he spends a wheel.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
It's a wheel that's actually pretty fitting, probably has a
few drinks and spins the wheel.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Legal mad libs.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
The whole office goes to happy hour and they pass
it around and they all write into different parts. All right,
did this trial you gotta blame shoes? No?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
This is like this is like if it was like
legal family feud. Like it's all right right? Top ten
answers on the board firm, What do we say? He's
like shoes? Good answer, good answer. Surveys says shoes thing
number one answer. All right, let's get out of here.
Let's go to court.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Congratulations, it's time to play for double the money. Can't
wait to see can't wait to see Steve Harvey's face
on that family oh Man. The suit also partly blames
this lady's former partner, hedge fund manager Schwan C, who
filed for divorce from her just days after she was
(32:34):
released on bail, for purchasing the luxury sports car just
months before the fatal crash. However, he's denied purchasing the
sports car for his ex wife, claiming and said she
bought the car herself using cash from their joint account.
He also denied that his wife had a drinking problem
and said he'd never seen her consume drugs or drive drunk.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
So he's still in China.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
And he on's back really really bad.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Oh just good.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
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