April 18, 2025 • 42 mins
Today we learn about moon phases with Jerry, ping pong shows in Taiwan with Raj, and what the boys scored on their SATs. Want more stupid? How about the Kardashian's exes basketball team and accidental racial slurs? OH and birthdays!
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April’s full moon is a ‘micromoon.’ Here’s what that means
Los Angeles news station 'accidentally' posts N-word on X
Tourist couple caught having sex in the middle of the street in Thailand
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April’s full moon is a ‘micromoon.’ Here’s what that means
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Frayday, April eighteen,
twenty twenty five. Welcome to the end of the week.
(00:43):
You're inside the treehouse. Thanks for joining us. I'm a
little late to this party, but I still think it
bears mentioning. Last Saturday night was the full moon. It
was also a pink moon. But that's not all it was.
(01:08):
The full moon the other day wasn't just a pink moon.
It was also a micro moon. Yeah, a micro moon.
According to a NASA scientist, a micro moon is observed
as the celestial object is at or near the farthest
point from Earth, also known as apige, along its orbital path.
(01:31):
And that's what we had last Saturday. We had ourselves
a micro moon. And now that we've had a micro moon,
next we'll get an average moon, then a magnum moon,
and then they'll all be overshadowed by a big black moon. Welcome,
(01:52):
thank you for thank you for attending my ted talk.
I don't I don't remember all the moon labels as
a kid did we have them, and they just weren't publicized.
Or is it like everything these days? Everything has to
have a freaking label. Can't you just say it's full moon.
(02:16):
There's hunter moons, there's blue moons, there's pink moons, there's
super moons, micro moons. Now, blood moon, blood moon, I.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Remember some of them, but no, I think most of
it is the fact that it's just information. Information is
so accessible now versus we would have had to have
actually opened up our world book encyclopedias and looked up
lunar events. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I mean, I feel like I'm doing pretty good knowing
that whether or not the moon is waxing or waning,
and whether it's a crescent or a gibbeth. You start
throwing in all these other things and it's like, okay,
now it's just too much, because like, oh this is
this is the squirrel moon, and this is the wolf moon.
It's like, shut up, it's either full or it's not.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What is a gibbis?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's when it's more than half? So the crescent is
the sliver, right, Yeah, isn't that what it is? It's
it's the gibbos.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's the three quarter moon.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, the more than half. Why Raj, why are you
laughing like that? And Trey, why do you have that
look on your face like I'm just a complete and
total moron.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm actually not. I'm I'm I. I was actually impressed
with your your your knowledge of the lunar cycles.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Thank you, because you got that gas lighting look on
your face that has me questioning whether or not I
used it properly because I know, I know, I know
crescent and I based on the look on your face,
I was a little I was starting to question myself
on the gibboss. I was like, wait, is that also
a monkey?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean, there might be a monkey moon, but not
in the way that I'm trying to say there's a
monkey moon. I'm gonna get Jerry in here to help
me out. Jerry Caldwell, it's the moon phases, right, the
moon phases. Yes, you've got waxing and waning, and you've
got crescent and Gibbs right, correct, thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You start with the new moon, and then you go
to the waxing crescent, and then half and then waxing Gibbis,
new full moon, waning Gibbis waning half waning crescent, back
to New Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Just so excited. The reason I'm laughing is I'm so
excited not to be the Indian guy in the room
that's not the biggest nerd. That doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, let's catch up here momentarily, because yesterday we were
talking about our prominent SAT scores from when we were young,
because you had the kid from Grapevine nail his not
only his act but also as SAT perfect scores on
both whereas my very prominent high ten hundred's SATs score
(05:09):
got me right in in the University of Texas at Arlington. Raj,
you got a thirteen twenty, and Trey, I believe you're
the You're you're the high score in the treehouse. What
was yours?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I think Rage was probably the high score on the SAT.
I'm the one who got a thirteen twenty. I think
he said he got like a thirteen eighty thirteen fifty
thirteen five.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, sorry, Raj, you're the high score thirteen fifty, Trey,
you're the thirteen twenty. Jerry, do you remember your SAT score?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Mine was also thirteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Wow? Okay, mother, Why am I so stupid? It's probably
because of the Gibbus, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's actually a pretty good look into the way my
brain works. Is I'll say something and I'll be confident
about it, but then someone like Trey will make a
look on his face and then I'll question it. That
is that is a big reason why I didn't have
some astounding SAT score, because I'll put an answer down
and then I'll go back and overthink it, ruminate and
(06:13):
analyze to death to think or could it be this one?
And that's how I got myself into ten sixty seventy
eighty whatever it was on the SAT. Also because I
was hungover, and by the time I'm like halfway through
the test, I'm like, I am just tired. I don't
want to be here anymore. I'm not in the mood
(06:34):
from one of your stupid questions. I just want to
go home and go to bed. And that's how you
end up with a sub eleven hundred SAT.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I thought that was much. That's how you end up
married to Dan.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No Tara, I believe was in the twelve hundreds on
hers if I remember.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, just you know, I'm tired, I want to go
to bed, take me home.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't want to do this anymore, I'm gonna have
to trry that out in the wild.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, Jerry, It's worked very well for meer proven track record.
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with Trey, Raj and Jerry. Today is Friday, April eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Gentlemen, A very big question to ask
you today. Have you ever accidentally used the inWORD accidentally accidentally?
I'm going I'm gonna go ahead and help you out
(09:17):
here and say no, you haven't, because no one has
ever accidentally used the inWORD. It's been intentional. Every single
time I've heard it. Someone might have regretted saying it,
especially where others could hear it, but it was still intentional.
So when KTLA Channel five in Los Angeles hosted a
(09:39):
single word tweet with the inWORD last week, it rightfully
sparked outrage and prompted the station to apologize. But when
they called it a technical error that I was curious to,
I was curious to hear them out, because again, I've
never heard anyone accidentally use the inWORD okay. KTLA released
(10:03):
a statement that said KTLA experienced a technical error while
adding language filters to our social media accounts, resulting in
an offensive word being accidentally shared. We are appalled and
apologized that this occurred. So, you see, using the N
word is never an accident. There's always a reason, kind
(10:28):
of like when Trey uses the C word.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, that's never an accident, because you can't hypothetically. The
only time I can say, you think of where you
would go okay accident is if you were like singing
along to a rap song and you're meant to do
the radio friendly edit and you instead went the actual
(10:58):
yeah ri but explicit version yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Or even then, I'm not even sure if that would
constitute as accidental, because it's intentional. You meant to say it,
you just may have not meant to say it in
that company. Because if you're in your car by yourself
and you're wrapping along to Cyprus Hill might say it.
(11:23):
You might use the word, but if you're doing that
song in karaoke, you may want to go, you know,
as the word comes out granted. Also, I think on
the karaoke version of the lyrics, the N words not
included in that, So if you use it in karaoke,
that is hyper intentional.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I have found that ninja is a good replacement.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's even that's worth sands and too close to a
line for me. Yeah, but you're talking about you know,
if you're singing along to a song the epitome of
not like us, that would be it.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Uh and using much like a ninja, tiptoeing around the
N word. Yeah, using the word ninja still dangerous territory.
It's maybe maybe, And when you're trying to replace a
song lyric, I guess you might go that rot a
(12:23):
little bit. Be in general, I just I just avoid
karaoke altogether so that way I don't worry about using
the wrong word.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I asked Tony Rock one time, because he would introduce
me as you know, this is my use the N word.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
J Oh yeah, Tony Rock, Chris Rock's brother, also a comedian.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, And I asked him. I was like, I was like,
can I say it back? And he's like yeah. I
was like what He's like, yeah, you can use the word,
And I was like are you serious? He's like, if
the Klan busted in right now. I was like, we're
taking every in here. He's like, you think you're gonna stay.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't think they're to give you a fresh.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But he's like, you can use it. I was like, okay,
that's and if Tony Rock says it, if it's Tony
Rock approved, I'm okay with it. I don't use it,
but I do have the pass mm hmmm from one
of the Rocks, so I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Did he get it in writing?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
He said he would do it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Yeah, I would take your exactly at least at least
a business card with Tony Rock's contact info on it
so people can then verify that he's given you approval.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Laminated, just just for your safety.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
On a lanyard.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, you don't want that to be wet with a
cure code, aren't there and they just scan it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Let me just make sure right here.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Uh on the back of just this, please see Tony Ruck.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, you want to make sure Raj that if a
if a black man gives you approval to use the
in word in some context, like Trey said, get it
laminated because just in case you go swimming, you want
to make sure that it floats, it doesn't get damaged.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
What do you mean, Dan, I don't think you realize
how racist that was.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
But I don't say something.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, Din, I say something?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I like I said something something?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
What did I say?
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Madley along with
Trade Trenholme, Rod Sharm and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday,
(16:00):
April eighteenth, two thousand twenty five. A tourist couple we're
caught having sex in the middle of the street in Thailand. Hm,
what country do you think they're from? Oh? Hang on,
I believe I got music that can go with this. Nope,
(16:22):
that's not it. Nope, still not it. That's not it either.
Hang on and we try this that'll work. Okay, here
we go. A tourist couple was caught having sex in
the middle of the street in Thailand. What country do
you think they're from? Australia, America or China? Trey, let's
(16:50):
start with you. A tourist couple was caught having sex
in the middle of the street in Thailand. What country
do you think they're from? Australia, America or China.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's a tough.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Jerry.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Go ahead and write your answers down for me so
we don't overlap too much. Okay, Trey, what's your answer?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Dirty?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Aussie's dirty Ausies Raj I'm gonna go Australia.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Jerry, I too, I'm going on Australia.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
All three of you are wrong. A Chinese couple has
been arrested for getting it on in the middle of
a street in Thailand. Are you not shocked and surprised
not at the act, but by the fact that they
were from China and not America?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Hey man, there's freaky people in every country.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, and while true, given those three options, Australia, America
or China, obviously China would have been the last guess
for all of you. Yes, and I had a feeling
the Australian option was gonna get you guys tripped up,
and it did. Uh, this Chinese couple did not get
tripped up. They were doing this very much intentionally. They
(18:06):
were arrested for getting it on in the middle of
a street in Thailand. But again the headline reads tourist
couple caught having sex in the middle of the street
in Thailand. If you're getting it on in the middle
of the street, you shouldn't say they were caught. Caught
implies some type of search or investigation not on display
(18:29):
for everybody to see.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And I've been I've been to Thailand. There's not a
lot that they that they restrict, so that's a pretty
big deal.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I mean, I guess, you know, every country has a
line that you're not supposed to cross, and in Thailand,
I guess that line is on the street. Like they
probably could have just gone into just about any building
and been totally.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Fine with it.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, I'm trying to tell you, like the same playing
place with the Ping Pong show, that's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Maybe if they were in the crosswalk, it would have
been okay.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
There you go. Yeah, yeah, you're blocking traffic, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Safety first.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, they were ja.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, sorry, I'm just gonna have to write you a citation.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Folks.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
If you're gonna do this, you got to do it
in the crosswalk. It's just left me no choice here.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
My question is with the arresting officer to like, do
you let them finish?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Well, it's Thailand, so again, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's like, hurry up, I have to take you to jail.
You guys, finish real quick.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And I mean in America, they're not going to let
you finish. They'll taze on site, like while you're getting it.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
But uh now you might finish when you get taste. Yeah,
but that's not going to be a result of the
good feelings or the result that the officer wanted. It's like,
we're trying to get you to stop doing that. Stop it.
(20:21):
But yeah, I don't. I've only known casually. I don't
have any close friends other than you, Raj. You're the
only person. Raj, You're the only person I know that
is a close friend that has been to Thailand. I
think most everyone else that I know that's been. It's
(20:44):
when I hear about it, I make assumptions yes, Like,
if you're a single guy and you go to Thailand,
I make assumptions, Raj, were you a single guy when
you went to Thailand? Or is this a couple's trip
or a family trip?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I took my ant wife to see my father in law.
He lives in Bangkok.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Were you guys married at the time. Yes, Okay, so
you took your wife. Makes sense, it's a couple's trip. Yeah.
I'll occasionally hear about some guy like, yeah, yeah it was.
It was in Thailand last month. I'm like, oh god,
what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Oh yeah, I mean that Indians notorious from like Mumbai
and Delhi, notorious for going to Thailand single like Guid's trips,
but not.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Like Steve Martin and dan Aykroyd from the seventies Saturday
Night Live, like two wild and crazy guys. Not not
not like that.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yes, absolutely, like that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Silk Club shirt and everything.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Huh oh yeah, they go, they go, They go for
the ladies, and some go for the.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Ladies lady boys.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, some depends on your preference.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
That's that.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's the grand assumption that will lot of us are
making when you hear about a single dude going to
Thailand for anything like, Okay, sure business trip.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah no, there's uh that's that's a risky business trip.
That is what that is.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Or for some people, I'm sure it's like a happy meal.
You just don't know what toy you're going to get.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That is wrong on so many levels. I'm so proud
of you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
That's really really good, good work, solid effort. Tray. I'm
just so damn proud of you.
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and Jerry on Friday April eighteenth, twenty twenty five. Raj,
(23:29):
you said, when you when you and your ex wife
went to Thailand years ago, people kept coming up to
you trying to get you to go to the Ping
Pong show.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yes, we would just be walking down the street and
they'd come out of the bars and night. Do you
want to see the ping pong show? Do you want
to see?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Happened like a dozen times, and I'm like, what about me,
screams that I want to see that. I don't know
why they were just they didn't ask anybody else as
we were walking. I didn't hear them talk to anybody else.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It was just me.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I'm like, I'm with my wife, like, we don't want
to see the ping pong show.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Maybe she wants to see.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
No, no, but nobody wants to see that show.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, I'm I'm curious. I mean, is it is it like?
Is it a solo ping pong show? Or is this
like the Olympians and they're going back and forth? Because
that would be impressive.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, if it was more of a forced gump movement
a moment, I would have I would have probably gone.
But no, this is a solo.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Act.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I guess that's what you can call it.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, it would she be like going up against like
when you fold the table up for solo play. So
it's at least bouncing back.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
No, it's it's getting shot at you.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Did they do this under a gigantic picture of Winona Rider?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Because if they don't, I'm not going. That's what you
should have been asking when they asked you, Raj, if
you wanted to go to the Ping Pong show, I will,
but only if they've got that picture of what a
writer and.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
For those yeah, for everyone. If you don't get that joke,
google South Park movie Why not a writer?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But yeah, it's a it's a really strange place. We
were just in a bar just to grab a drink,
and then people just started disappearing. I just like started going,
like you just see a guy and then a girl,
and then they were gone, and then the guy's back,
and then the girls with another guy, and then you see,
like as as you kind of like start looking around,
(25:39):
you can see all the rooms, and I'm like, oh,
we're not in a bar, We're in a brothel, so
we might want to leave.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
The red light over your head turned on. I get it,
the I did. I did remember one other. Do you
remember another instance of people that I know that have
been to Thailand? My wife's cousin. She and her husband,
who is an actor and comedian, Ahmed Barucha, who we've
(26:11):
had on the show before, they went to Thailand, and
so I remember that, and I remember them talking about it.
You know, they were talking about it from a food
centric point of view. They were like, oh my god,
the food was so great, it was such a beautiful country,
blah blah blah. And so in my mind, there really
seems to only be two reasons that people go to Thailand.
(26:32):
One is like on some sort of food tour, and
the other is people saying they went for a food
tour and they're lying.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
If they went for a ping pong tournament, then you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Going to have I'm going to have made some assumptions,
which the first one's going to be Trey. If you're
going to a ping punk tournament in Thailand, don't you
need a paddle?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Now they have him there, you can just rent them,
just call them hands.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
So now it's like anytime when I've ever heard anyone
say anything relating to Thai land, that's that's just that's
that's the stereotype, that's what I go to. And now
you got this couple from China that are getting getting
it onto the middle of the street, and it just
kind of adds to it. Maybe they were maybe that's
what it was. Maybe the Tay police said no, no, no,
(27:28):
not in the street. You have to go inside for
this type of stuff because if you're going to do
your own ping pong tournament, it has to be inside.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
The ping pong is inside, that is correct, because.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Otherwise wind gets involved and it's just messy.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
But the food is good.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The best happy meals anywhere.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I have a picture of Asian Ronald McDonald. Uh tye
Ronald McDonald is uh yeah, like reilded hands.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh yet I've not seen this. Hang on, let me
thumb this out.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Maybe maybe the tie have a some kind of law,
you know, you know, all sex acts in public must
at least involve half. Half the people involved have to
be you know, from Thailand.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You know, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's a pay to play law.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
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That's Trade Trenholm. He is Roj Sharma. There is Jerry
Caldwell inside the Treehouse Show. Today is Freday, April eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
As a I was.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Pulling up today's birthdays, I noticed a glaring omission from
yesterday's birthdays that we missed Trey, And normally I don't
go backwards on them, but when I noticed this one,
it's one that every year it warrants a mention. So
yesterday Olivia Hussey turned seventy four. She is an actress.
(30:25):
Olivia Hussey turned seventy four yesterday. I wanted to make
sure that I mentioned her birthday today because she is
the star of the nineteen sixty eight movie version of
Romeo and Juliet, where she played Juliet. I believe all
of us inside the Treehouse are of the age to
(30:46):
where one day in class they rolled in the TV
with the VCR and they played for us Romeo and
Juliet the nineteen sixty eight version that was directed by
Franco Ziffarelli, and it starred Olivia Hussey and she was
(31:07):
topless in that movie. And she was fifteen in that movie.
This movie is very difficult to find nowadays, despite the
fact that it was part of public education curriculum throughout
all of our years of going to school. I don't
remember what year they finally realized, hey, that's bad, we
(31:31):
probably shouldn't show.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
What is kind of childhorn.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
To the kids in school, but they did. I still
remember ninth grade, and I didn't know anything about the actress.
I just knew the movie. We were reading it in class.
Here comes the TV with the VCR. We're gonna watch
a movie Romeo and Juliet. Well, then there's like two
scenes where she's topless in it, and all of a sudden,
we're all like, Okay, this is a good movie. I'm
(31:59):
loving Shakespeare's fantastic WHOA. Then you get a little older
and you find out she's my age in this movie.
So that got canceled. That version of the film got canceled,
and rightfully so. That being said, as a fourteen year
old watching that movie, I am forever changed. That's why
(32:28):
I wanted to make sure. I mentioned Olivia Hussey's birthday
was yesterday and she is seventy four. And by the way,
she has not completely distanced herself from the film. They
were doing a fiftieth anniversary tour her and her co
star going around to different films that were I guess
(32:48):
playing it, or at least doing talks on it. I
don't know if they're allowed to show it anymore in
public spaces, maybe just on four Chan.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I'm sure you can still show it, don't.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Wasn't like like Blue Lagoon, wasn't like Brookshield's like thirteen
or fourteen years old.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I saw that documentary with her, and you're right. I
can't remember how old she was.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
But I don't think that was her they were showing.
Didn't she have a body double in that movie?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Was No?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Maybe for a couple of parts, but there were some parts.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Twentieth century was wild.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Boys, it was yeh, it was a different It's a
different time.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
As they say, twentieth century was a different time. Twenty
first century is very tamped down, yes, compared to the
stuff that occurred in the twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Like even when Brookshields did the was it jordan Ash?
She did the campaign for which is like nothing gets
in between me and my jeans or whatever. She's Calvin Klein, Oh,
Calvin Klein. It was like she was fifteen or sixteen
years old.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, I had Jordana got Brookshields. They might still be
a thing.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I think they are still a thing. I think you
can still get.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, but if they are, it's probably just just just
out of irony, not out of actual you know.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Oh, I think Walmart carries Jordash. I'm pretty sure they.
I think so. If they do, I'm gonna go get
a pair.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I want you to.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I want you.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I want you raj to have some Jordash.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Hey man, the acid washes back.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
So you know, some would argue it never went away.
You just you just gotta.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Commit, and that argument would be an Arkansas. That's what
the argument.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
If you do get some Jordash, I think you need
to get some boots with the fur.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Gotta complete the love.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'll get some ugs. I'll throw some ugs on with
my Jordash.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I do believe. I do believe Jordash uh started the
started that trend. The apple bottom jeans.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I don't have a butt, so I mean I could
go for I don't have one, or I need the
Apple box.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Maybe you and Dan can get a group rate on
a BBL.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I can't just pick on somebody else. Got all you
put me back in the barrel to the.
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I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and
Jerry called well it is day April eighteenth two thy
twenty five. Let me take a quick look and see
if they were actually any birthdays. Super worth mentioning today
like I missed with Olivia Hussies from yesterday. Chloe Bennett
(37:09):
from Agents of Shield is thirty three. Rosie Huntington Whiteley
is thirty eight. She was in the third Transformers movie
because Megan Fox was tired of being objectified by Michael
Bay and she's apparently gotten over that because she's now
reobjectifying herself now in her own terms for films, which
(37:30):
is I guess for her other birthdays today. America Ferrera
from Superstore and Ugly Betty is forty one. Courtney Kardashian
is forty six. She is best known as having written
in the Elevator with me once at iHeartRadio and I
didn't say anything to her.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Courtney or Chloe. Chloe's the one that did the show.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh yeah, right, yeah, it was Chloe. Chloe's the one
that's the big one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I mean, isn't Courtney best known for the one that
dates the white guy?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
H That is true. She's the one that was gone
against the grain of the entire family.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
She was was Scott Dissick? Is that is?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
And then one of them is amazing trumps.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
For us that don't like the Kardashians, we sure know
a hell of a lot about them.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
You can't, I mean help it. You're noon dated by it.
One of them over everything.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Kanye lamar odom right that right there alone, You've got
just an asload of crazy. I mean, one would argue,
let's see Bruce or whatever, you know. I mean, the
men that have been run through by the Kardashian. It's
it's an epic tale of you know, falling off a cliff.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
The men that have been rung through the Kardashian ringer
are shells of them former selves, Bruce becoming Caitlin h
It's something to consider. We don't know how crazy Kanye
was before being run through the Kardashian ringer. He was
pretty crazy, yeah, but things have really gotten worse.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
RINGO.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You know who seems to have skated. This was Kim's
first husband, the NBA player who I can't quite remember
his names, but I know they were married for what's that.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They dated now?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
They were worried for seventy two days.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
It was.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I think Reggie Bush was the first husband, right, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
They were married. I don't think they were married. God,
I can think.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And after he and after he was done dating Kim,
his NFL career never seemed to bounce back. When Kim
Kardashian hooked up with Miles Austin, former Cowboys wide Out,
his career took a turn.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I've said this on stage before. I said, the Kardashians
are like bleach. If you're black and they get on you,
they'll ruin you.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Kim Kardashian's first husband was Damon Thomas. They eloped in
two thousand when Kim Kardashian was nineteen years old.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh wow, Tristan, I was thinking of Chloe and Tristan Thompson.
So yeah, you're you're right. Chris Humphreys seventy two days. God,
look at said.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He was never that great in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Hey, God, this is just I just googled Kardashian NBA players.
Let's let's Chris Humphreys, lamar Odom, Devin Booker, Tristan Thompson,
Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons, James Harden, Jordan Clarkson, Kyle Kuzma,
Chandler Parsons, Rick Fox, Donovan, Mitchell Tory, Kris Luca, Don
(41:06):
Luca Luca.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I mean that's.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I mean, that's quite the All Star league.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
A whole roster plus a couple. It is. It is.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
They got more rings than Kobe and Jordan combined.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
The salary cap between those women.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's the Kardashians. There is no salary cap.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Oh good Lord.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
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We'll see you Monday, right back here inside the Treehouse.
It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Frayday, April eighteen,
twenty twenty five. Welcome to the end of the week.
(00:43):
You're inside the treehouse. Thanks for joining us. I'm a
little late to this party, but I still think it
bears mentioning. Last Saturday night was the full moon. It
was also a pink moon. But that's not all it was.
(01:08):
The full moon the other day wasn't just a pink moon.
It was also a micro moon. Yeah, a micro moon.
According to a NASA scientist, a micro moon is observed
as the celestial object is at or near the farthest
point from Earth, also known as apige, along its orbital path.
(01:31):
And that's what we had last Saturday. We had ourselves
a micro moon. And now that we've had a micro moon,
next we'll get an average moon, then a magnum moon,
and then they'll all be overshadowed by a big black moon. Welcome,
(01:52):
thank you for thank you for attending my ted talk.
I don't I don't remember all the moon labels as
a kid did we have them, and they just weren't publicized.
Or is it like everything these days? Everything has to
have a freaking label. Can't you just say it's full moon.
(02:16):
There's hunter moons, there's blue moons, there's pink moons, there's
super moons, micro moons. Now, blood moon, blood moon, I.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Remember some of them, but no, I think most of
it is the fact that it's just information. Information is
so accessible now versus we would have had to have
actually opened up our world book encyclopedias and looked up
lunar events. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I mean, I feel like I'm doing pretty good knowing
that whether or not the moon is waxing or waning,
and whether it's a crescent or a gibbeth. You start
throwing in all these other things and it's like, okay,
now it's just too much, because like, oh this is
this is the squirrel moon, and this is the wolf moon.
It's like, shut up, it's either full or it's not.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What is a gibbis?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's when it's more than half? So the crescent is
the sliver, right, Yeah, isn't that what it is? It's
it's the gibbos.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It's the three quarter moon.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, the more than half. Why Raj, why are you
laughing like that? And Trey, why do you have that
look on your face like I'm just a complete and
total moron.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm actually not. I'm I'm I. I was actually impressed
with your your your knowledge of the lunar cycles.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Thank you, because you got that gas lighting look on
your face that has me questioning whether or not I
used it properly because I know, I know, I know
crescent and I based on the look on your face,
I was a little I was starting to question myself
on the gibboss. I was like, wait, is that also
a monkey?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean, there might be a monkey moon, but not
in the way that I'm trying to say there's a
monkey moon. I'm gonna get Jerry in here to help
me out. Jerry Caldwell, it's the moon phases, right, the
moon phases. Yes, you've got waxing and waning, and you've
got crescent and Gibbs right, correct, thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You start with the new moon, and then you go
to the waxing crescent, and then half and then waxing Gibbis,
new full moon, waning Gibbis waning half waning crescent, back
to New Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Just so excited. The reason I'm laughing is I'm so
excited not to be the Indian guy in the room
that's not the biggest nerd. That doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, let's catch up here momentarily, because yesterday we were
talking about our prominent SAT scores from when we were young,
because you had the kid from Grapevine nail his not
only his act but also as SAT perfect scores on
both whereas my very prominent high ten hundred's SATs score
(05:09):
got me right in in the University of Texas at Arlington. Raj,
you got a thirteen twenty, and Trey, I believe you're
the You're you're the high score in the treehouse. What
was yours?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I think Rage was probably the high score on the SAT.
I'm the one who got a thirteen twenty. I think
he said he got like a thirteen eighty thirteen fifty
thirteen five.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, sorry, Raj, you're the high score thirteen fifty, Trey,
you're the thirteen twenty. Jerry, do you remember your SAT score?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Mine was also thirteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Wow? Okay, mother, Why am I so stupid? It's probably
because of the Gibbus, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's actually a pretty good look into the way my
brain works. Is I'll say something and I'll be confident
about it, but then someone like Trey will make a
look on his face and then I'll question it. That
is that is a big reason why I didn't have
some astounding SAT score, because I'll put an answer down
and then I'll go back and overthink it, ruminate and
(06:13):
analyze to death to think or could it be this one?
And that's how I got myself into ten sixty seventy
eighty whatever it was on the SAT. Also because I
was hungover, and by the time I'm like halfway through
the test, I'm like, I am just tired. I don't
want to be here anymore. I'm not in the mood
(06:34):
from one of your stupid questions. I just want to
go home and go to bed. And that's how you
end up with a sub eleven hundred SAT.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I thought that was much. That's how you end up
married to Dan.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No Tara, I believe was in the twelve hundreds on
hers if I remember.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No, just you know, I'm tired, I want to go
to bed, take me home.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I don't want to do this anymore, I'm gonna have
to trry that out in the wild.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, Jerry, It's worked very well for meer proven track record.
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with Trey, Raj and Jerry. Today is Friday, April eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Gentlemen, A very big question to ask
you today. Have you ever accidentally used the inWORD accidentally accidentally?
I'm going I'm gonna go ahead and help you out
(09:17):
here and say no, you haven't, because no one has
ever accidentally used the inWORD. It's been intentional. Every single
time I've heard it. Someone might have regretted saying it,
especially where others could hear it, but it was still intentional.
So when KTLA Channel five in Los Angeles hosted a
(09:39):
single word tweet with the inWORD last week, it rightfully
sparked outrage and prompted the station to apologize. But when
they called it a technical error that I was curious to,
I was curious to hear them out, because again, I've
never heard anyone accidentally use the inWORD okay. KTLA released
(10:03):
a statement that said KTLA experienced a technical error while
adding language filters to our social media accounts, resulting in
an offensive word being accidentally shared. We are appalled and
apologized that this occurred. So, you see, using the N
word is never an accident. There's always a reason, kind
(10:28):
of like when Trey uses the C word.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, that's never an accident, because you can't hypothetically. The
only time I can say, you think of where you
would go okay accident is if you were like singing
along to a rap song and you're meant to do
the radio friendly edit and you instead went the actual
(10:58):
yeah ri but explicit version yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Or even then, I'm not even sure if that would
constitute as accidental, because it's intentional. You meant to say it,
you just may have not meant to say it in
that company. Because if you're in your car by yourself
and you're wrapping along to Cyprus Hill might say it.
(11:23):
You might use the word, but if you're doing that
song in karaoke, you may want to go, you know,
as the word comes out granted. Also, I think on
the karaoke version of the lyrics, the N words not
included in that, So if you use it in karaoke,
that is hyper intentional.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I have found that ninja is a good replacement.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's even that's worth sands and too close to a
line for me. Yeah, but you're talking about you know,
if you're singing along to a song the epitome of
not like us, that would be it.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Uh and using much like a ninja, tiptoeing around the
N word. Yeah, using the word ninja still dangerous territory.
It's maybe maybe, And when you're trying to replace a
song lyric, I guess you might go that rot a
(12:23):
little bit. Be in general, I just I just avoid
karaoke altogether so that way I don't worry about using
the wrong word.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I asked Tony Rock one time, because he would introduce
me as you know, this is my use the N word.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
J Oh yeah, Tony Rock, Chris Rock's brother, also a comedian.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, And I asked him. I was like, I was like,
can I say it back? And he's like yeah. I
was like what He's like, yeah, you can use the word,
And I was like are you serious? He's like, if
the Klan busted in right now. I was like, we're
taking every in here. He's like, you think you're gonna stay.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I don't think they're to give you a fresh.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
But he's like, you can use it. I was like, okay,
that's and if Tony Rock says it, if it's Tony
Rock approved, I'm okay with it. I don't use it,
but I do have the pass mm hmmm from one
of the Rocks, so I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Did he get it in writing?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
He said he would do it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Yeah, I would take your exactly at least at least
a business card with Tony Rock's contact info on it
so people can then verify that he's given you approval.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Laminated, just just for your safety.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
On a lanyard.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, you don't want that to be wet with a
cure code, aren't there and they just scan it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Let me just make sure right here.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Uh on the back of just this, please see Tony Ruck.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, you want to make sure Raj that if a
if a black man gives you approval to use the
in word in some context, like Trey said, get it
laminated because just in case you go swimming, you want
to make sure that it floats, it doesn't get damaged.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
What do you mean, Dan, I don't think you realize
how racist that was.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
But I don't say something.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
No, it's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, Din, I say something?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I like I said something something?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
What did I say?
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Madley along with
Trade Trenholme, Rod Sharm and Jerry Caldwell. Today is Friday,
(16:00):
April eighteenth, two thousand twenty five. A tourist couple we're
caught having sex in the middle of the street in Thailand. Hm,
what country do you think they're from? Oh? Hang on,
I believe I got music that can go with this. Nope,
(16:22):
that's not it. Nope, still not it. That's not it either.
Hang on and we try this that'll work. Okay, here
we go. A tourist couple was caught having sex in
the middle of the street in Thailand. What country do
you think they're from? Australia, America or China? Trey, let's
(16:50):
start with you. A tourist couple was caught having sex
in the middle of the street in Thailand. What country
do you think they're from? Australia, America or China.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's a tough.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Jerry.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Go ahead and write your answers down for me so
we don't overlap too much. Okay, Trey, what's your answer?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Dirty?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Aussie's dirty Ausies Raj I'm gonna go Australia.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Jerry, I too, I'm going on Australia.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
All three of you are wrong. A Chinese couple has
been arrested for getting it on in the middle of
a street in Thailand. Are you not shocked and surprised
not at the act, but by the fact that they
were from China and not America?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Hey man, there's freaky people in every country.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, and while true, given those three options, Australia, America
or China, obviously China would have been the last guess
for all of you. Yes, and I had a feeling
the Australian option was gonna get you guys tripped up,
and it did. Uh, this Chinese couple did not get
tripped up. They were doing this very much intentionally. They
(18:06):
were arrested for getting it on in the middle of
a street in Thailand. But again the headline reads tourist
couple caught having sex in the middle of the street
in Thailand. If you're getting it on in the middle
of the street, you shouldn't say they were caught. Caught
implies some type of search or investigation not on display
(18:29):
for everybody to see.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And I've been I've been to Thailand. There's not a
lot that they that they restrict, so that's a pretty
big deal.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I mean, I guess, you know, every country has a
line that you're not supposed to cross, and in Thailand,
I guess that line is on the street. Like they
probably could have just gone into just about any building
and been totally.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Fine with it.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, I'm trying to tell you, like the same playing
place with the Ping Pong show, that's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Maybe if they were in the crosswalk, it would have
been okay.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
There you go. Yeah, yeah, you're blocking traffic, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Safety first.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, they were ja.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, sorry, I'm just gonna have to write you a citation.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Folks.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
If you're gonna do this, you got to do it
in the crosswalk. It's just left me no choice here.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
My question is with the arresting officer to like, do
you let them finish?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Well, it's Thailand, so again, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's like, hurry up, I have to take you to jail.
You guys, finish real quick.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And I mean in America, they're not going to let
you finish. They'll taze on site, like while you're getting it.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
But uh now you might finish when you get taste. Yeah,
but that's not going to be a result of the
good feelings or the result that the officer wanted. It's like,
we're trying to get you to stop doing that. Stop it.
(20:21):
But yeah, I don't. I've only known casually. I don't
have any close friends other than you, Raj. You're the
only person. Raj, You're the only person I know that
is a close friend that has been to Thailand. I
think most everyone else that I know that's been. It's
(20:44):
when I hear about it, I make assumptions yes, Like,
if you're a single guy and you go to Thailand,
I make assumptions, Raj, were you a single guy when
you went to Thailand? Or is this a couple's trip
or a family trip?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I took my ant wife to see my father in law.
He lives in Bangkok.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Were you guys married at the time. Yes, Okay, so
you took your wife. Makes sense, it's a couple's trip. Yeah.
I'll occasionally hear about some guy like, yeah, yeah it was.
It was in Thailand last month. I'm like, oh god,
what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Oh yeah, I mean that Indians notorious from like Mumbai
and Delhi, notorious for going to Thailand single like Guid's trips,
but not.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Like Steve Martin and dan Aykroyd from the seventies Saturday
Night Live, like two wild and crazy guys. Not not
not like that.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Yes, absolutely, like that.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Silk Club shirt and everything.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Huh oh yeah, they go, they go, They go for
the ladies, and some go for the.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Ladies lady boys.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, some depends on your preference.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
That's that.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's the grand assumption that will lot of us are
making when you hear about a single dude going to
Thailand for anything like, Okay, sure business trip.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah no, there's uh that's that's a risky business trip.
That is what that is.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Or for some people, I'm sure it's like a happy meal.
You just don't know what toy you're going to get.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That is wrong on so many levels. I'm so proud
of you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
That's really really good, good work, solid effort. Tray. I'm
just so damn proud of you.
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and Jerry on Friday April eighteenth, twenty twenty five. Raj,
(23:29):
you said, when you when you and your ex wife
went to Thailand years ago, people kept coming up to
you trying to get you to go to the Ping
Pong show.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yes, we would just be walking down the street and
they'd come out of the bars and night. Do you
want to see the ping pong show? Do you want
to see?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Happened like a dozen times, and I'm like, what about me,
screams that I want to see that. I don't know
why they were just they didn't ask anybody else as
we were walking. I didn't hear them talk to anybody else.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
It was just me.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
I'm like, I'm with my wife, like, we don't want
to see the ping pong show.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Maybe she wants to see.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
No, no, but nobody wants to see that show.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well, I'm I'm curious. I mean, is it is it like?
Is it a solo ping pong show? Or is this
like the Olympians and they're going back and forth? Because
that would be impressive.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, if it was more of a forced gump movement
a moment, I would have I would have probably gone.
But no, this is a solo.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Act.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
I guess that's what you can call it.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, it would she be like going up against like
when you fold the table up for solo play. So
it's at least bouncing back.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
No, it's it's getting shot at you.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Did they do this under a gigantic picture of Winona Rider?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Because if they don't, I'm not going. That's what you
should have been asking when they asked you, Raj, if
you wanted to go to the Ping Pong show, I will,
but only if they've got that picture of what a
writer and.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
For those yeah, for everyone. If you don't get that joke,
google South Park movie Why not a writer?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
But yeah, it's a it's a really strange place. We
were just in a bar just to grab a drink,
and then people just started disappearing. I just like started going,
like you just see a guy and then a girl,
and then they were gone, and then the guy's back,
and then the girls with another guy, and then you see,
like as as you kind of like start looking around,
(25:39):
you can see all the rooms, and I'm like, oh,
we're not in a bar, We're in a brothel, so
we might want to leave.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
The red light over your head turned on. I get it,
the I did. I did remember one other. Do you
remember another instance of people that I know that have
been to Thailand? My wife's cousin. She and her husband,
who is an actor and comedian, Ahmed Barucha, who we've
(26:11):
had on the show before, they went to Thailand, and
so I remember that, and I remember them talking about it.
You know, they were talking about it from a food
centric point of view. They were like, oh my god,
the food was so great, it was such a beautiful country,
blah blah blah. And so in my mind, there really
seems to only be two reasons that people go to Thailand.
(26:32):
One is like on some sort of food tour, and
the other is people saying they went for a food
tour and they're lying.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
If they went for a ping pong tournament, then you know, I'm.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Going to have I'm going to have made some assumptions,
which the first one's going to be Trey. If you're
going to a ping punk tournament in Thailand, don't you
need a paddle?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Now they have him there, you can just rent them,
just call them hands.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
So yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
So now it's like anytime when I've ever heard anyone
say anything relating to Thai land, that's that's just that's
that's the stereotype, that's what I go to. And now
you got this couple from China that are getting getting
it onto the middle of the street, and it just
kind of adds to it. Maybe they were maybe that's
what it was. Maybe the Tay police said no, no, no,
(27:28):
not in the street. You have to go inside for
this type of stuff because if you're going to do
your own ping pong tournament, it has to be inside.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
The ping pong is inside, that is correct, because.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Otherwise wind gets involved and it's just messy.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
But the food is good.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The best happy meals anywhere.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I have a picture of Asian Ronald McDonald. Uh tye
Ronald McDonald is uh yeah, like reilded hands.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh yet I've not seen this. Hang on, let me
thumb this out.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Maybe maybe the tie have a some kind of law,
you know, you know, all sex acts in public must
at least involve half. Half the people involved have to
be you know, from Thailand.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
You know, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's a pay to play law.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
It's kind of like their tariff system.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
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To subscribe to tree House Plus Today, I'm Daniel Malley.
That's Trade Trenholm. He is Roj Sharma. There is Jerry
Caldwell inside the Treehouse Show. Today is Freday, April eighteenth,
twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
As a I was.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Pulling up today's birthdays, I noticed a glaring omission from
yesterday's birthdays that we missed Trey, And normally I don't
go backwards on them, but when I noticed this one,
it's one that every year it warrants a mention. So
yesterday Olivia Hussey turned seventy four. She is an actress.
(30:25):
Olivia Hussey turned seventy four yesterday. I wanted to make
sure that I mentioned her birthday today because she is
the star of the nineteen sixty eight movie version of
Romeo and Juliet, where she played Juliet. I believe all
of us inside the Treehouse are of the age to
(30:46):
where one day in class they rolled in the TV
with the VCR and they played for us Romeo and
Juliet the nineteen sixty eight version that was directed by
Franco Ziffarelli, and it starred Olivia Hussey and she was
(31:07):
topless in that movie. And she was fifteen in that movie.
This movie is very difficult to find nowadays, despite the
fact that it was part of public education curriculum throughout
all of our years of going to school. I don't
remember what year they finally realized, hey, that's bad, we
(31:31):
probably shouldn't show.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
What is kind of childhorn.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
To the kids in school, but they did. I still
remember ninth grade, and I didn't know anything about the actress.
I just knew the movie. We were reading it in class.
Here comes the TV with the VCR. We're gonna watch
a movie Romeo and Juliet. Well, then there's like two
scenes where she's topless in it, and all of a sudden,
we're all like, Okay, this is a good movie. I'm
(31:59):
loving Shakespeare's fantastic WHOA. Then you get a little older
and you find out she's my age in this movie.
So that got canceled. That version of the film got canceled,
and rightfully so. That being said, as a fourteen year
old watching that movie, I am forever changed. That's why
(32:28):
I wanted to make sure. I mentioned Olivia Hussey's birthday
was yesterday and she is seventy four. And by the way,
she has not completely distanced herself from the film. They
were doing a fiftieth anniversary tour her and her co
star going around to different films that were I guess
(32:48):
playing it, or at least doing talks on it. I
don't know if they're allowed to show it anymore in
public spaces, maybe just on four Chan.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I'm sure you can still show it, don't.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Wasn't like like Blue Lagoon, wasn't like Brookshield's like thirteen
or fourteen years old.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I saw that documentary with her, and you're right. I
can't remember how old she was.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
But I don't think that was her they were showing.
Didn't she have a body double in that movie?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Was No?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Maybe for a couple of parts, but there were some parts.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Twentieth century was wild.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Boys, it was yeh, it was a different It's a
different time.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
As they say, twentieth century was a different time. Twenty
first century is very tamped down, yes, compared to the
stuff that occurred in the twentieth century.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Like even when Brookshields did the was it jordan Ash?
She did the campaign for which is like nothing gets
in between me and my jeans or whatever. She's Calvin Klein, Oh,
Calvin Klein. It was like she was fifteen or sixteen
years old.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, I had Jordana got Brookshields. They might still be
a thing.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I think they are still a thing. I think you
can still get.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, but if they are, it's probably just just just
out of irony, not out of actual you know.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Oh, I think Walmart carries Jordash. I'm pretty sure they.
I think so. If they do, I'm gonna go get
a pair.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I want you to.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I want you.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I want you raj to have some Jordash.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Hey man, the acid washes back.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
So you know, some would argue it never went away.
You just you just gotta.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Commit, and that argument would be an Arkansas. That's what
the argument.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
If you do get some Jordash, I think you need
to get some boots with the fur.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Gotta complete the love.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'll get some ugs. I'll throw some ugs on with
my Jordash.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I do believe. I do believe Jordash uh started the
started that trend. The apple bottom jeans.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I don't have a butt, so I mean I could
go for I don't have one, or I need the
Apple box.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Maybe you and Dan can get a group rate on
a BBL.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I can't just pick on somebody else. Got all you
put me back in the barrel to the.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
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Speaker 1 (35:46):
Wrong one, My bad.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
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Speaker 1 (36:23):
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com.
Past shows, links, contact info, and more all on our
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(36:48):
I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and
Jerry called well it is day April eighteenth two thy
twenty five. Let me take a quick look and see
if they were actually any birthdays. Super worth mentioning today
like I missed with Olivia Hussies from yesterday. Chloe Bennett
(37:09):
from Agents of Shield is thirty three. Rosie Huntington Whiteley
is thirty eight. She was in the third Transformers movie
because Megan Fox was tired of being objectified by Michael
Bay and she's apparently gotten over that because she's now
reobjectifying herself now in her own terms for films, which
(37:30):
is I guess for her other birthdays today. America Ferrera
from Superstore and Ugly Betty is forty one. Courtney Kardashian
is forty six. She is best known as having written
in the Elevator with me once at iHeartRadio and I
didn't say anything to her.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Courtney or Chloe. Chloe's the one that did the show.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh yeah, right, yeah, it was Chloe. Chloe's the one
that's the big one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I mean, isn't Courtney best known for the one that
dates the white guy?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
H That is true. She's the one that was gone
against the grain of the entire family.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
She was was Scott Dissick? Is that is?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
And then one of them is amazing trumps.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
For us that don't like the Kardashians, we sure know
a hell of a lot about them.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
You can't, I mean help it. You're noon dated by it.
One of them over everything.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Kanye lamar odom right that right there alone, You've got
just an asload of crazy. I mean, one would argue,
let's see Bruce or whatever, you know. I mean, the
men that have been run through by the Kardashian. It's
it's an epic tale of you know, falling off a cliff.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
The men that have been rung through the Kardashian ringer
are shells of them former selves, Bruce becoming Caitlin h
It's something to consider. We don't know how crazy Kanye
was before being run through the Kardashian ringer. He was
pretty crazy, yeah, but things have really gotten worse.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
RINGO.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You know who seems to have skated. This was Kim's
first husband, the NBA player who I can't quite remember
his names, but I know they were married for what's that.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
They dated now?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
They were worried for seventy two days.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
It was.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I think Reggie Bush was the first husband, right, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
They were married. I don't think they were married. God,
I can think.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And after he and after he was done dating Kim,
his NFL career never seemed to bounce back. When Kim
Kardashian hooked up with Miles Austin, former Cowboys wide Out,
his career took a turn.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I've said this on stage before. I said, the Kardashians
are like bleach. If you're black and they get on you,
they'll ruin you.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Kim Kardashian's first husband was Damon Thomas. They eloped in
two thousand when Kim Kardashian was nineteen years old.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh wow, Tristan, I was thinking of Chloe and Tristan Thompson.
So yeah, you're you're right. Chris Humphreys seventy two days. God,
look at said.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He was never that great in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Hey, God, this is just I just googled Kardashian NBA players.
Let's let's Chris Humphreys, lamar Odom, Devin Booker, Tristan Thompson,
Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons, James Harden, Jordan Clarkson, Kyle Kuzma,
Chandler Parsons, Rick Fox, Donovan, Mitchell Tory, Kris Luca, Don
(41:06):
Luca Luca.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I mean that's.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
I mean, that's quite the All Star league.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
A whole roster plus a couple. It is. It is.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
They got more rings than Kobe and Jordan combined.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
The salary cap between those women.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's the Kardashians. There is no salary cap.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Oh good Lord.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
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Turnhome one. For it's at Comedian Raj And for Jerry
it is at that Jerry guy. Just keep that in mind.
If you ever play in basketball and you see you
Kardashian court side, you might have a shot. But it's
(42:06):
kind of like making a deal with the devil. There's
a catch, and.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Those aren't championship rings rings.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
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