October 16, 2025 • 38 mins
We start off today with a story about penis enlargement procedures and why Dan is in Florida, the Supreme Court said no to Alex Jones, and Lay's wants you to know they use real potatoes (and less chemicals) now.
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(01:08):
The Supreme Court is telling Alex Jones he can f
right off, but we are going to start today with
absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about getting penis filler,
which is very little. The trend is on the rise.
(01:34):
Thank you, Thank you, Esquire Magazine, everything you wanted to
know about getting penis filler. The trend is on the rise,
But what does it really like to get it? We,
being Esquire Magazine, went under the needle to find out.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is we really why we are in Florida?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you do this, if you, if you do this
show next week from Istanbul, we'll know.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Medical tourism. I got a quote in Florida. It was
just cheaper, so much cheaper in Istanbul. So we as
opposed to Fort Lauderdale. No, I'm only in Florida out
of a matter of circumstance with our house being rented
and us just killing some time in Florida. That is it,
and that is all I believe you. Thank you. So
(02:30):
let's get back to the story at hand. Everything you
wanted to know about getting penis filler Thanks to Esquire Magazine.
They say the trend is on the rise, but what
is it really like to get it? Esquire Magazine went
under the needle to find out. Since the dawn of time,
men have been trying to make their wieners bigger. Over
(02:50):
the centuries, the quest for meteor members has led to
using weights to elongate the shaft, as recommended in the
Kama Sutra. Thank you, Roj, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I didn't write it. I'm a fan, I'm a follower.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Using venomous snake bites to swell the wiener, a favorite
of the sixteenth century Brazilian Taponama tribe. I wonder whether
they're gone now, but that spider remains. Yeah, the invention
of the penis pump in eighteen seventy four. Eighteen seventy four,
(03:34):
I had no idea the pump was that old. I mean,
I don't know when it was invented, but I definitely
would not have guessed the nineteenth century, Like the Civil
War had only been over for like nine years, and
that's part of reconstruction. I don't think is taught enough
(03:55):
in the history books anyway, And shortly after the first
penile implant surgery in eighteen ninety five. Wow. In fact,
one could argue that the timeline of junk and larging
innovations is in fact a reflection of human history itself.
(04:18):
Or maybe dudes just have always wanted to be bigger. Luckily,
in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, men
who want bigger packages don't have to submit to snake bites.
We're living in the era of penis filler, an enhancement
technique that more and more experts agree is not only
effective but generally safe for the uninitiated. Penis filler utilizes
the same type of dermal fillers used to enhance facial
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features and takes them downtown to pump up the wiener.
Dermal fillers are made from hyaluronic acid or other materials
like calcium yep milk, and while they're all proven safe
and FDA approved for use in the face and sometimes
other areas, none have been approved for use in the
wiener at least not yet. Just a little bit more
(05:02):
info here. The fact that using filler to make wieners
bigger is considered an off label use is not stopping
men from seeking out the treatment. No shocker there. The
demand for wiener filler has grown significantly in the past
few years. Fallaphil, a trademarked and licensed penis filler procedure,
is available in twenty States as well as Canada and
(05:26):
Puerto Rico. UH Plastic surgeon David Schaefer, founder of the
Schaefer Clinic in New York City, developed his own Schaefer
Wit and Girth technique, also known as SWAG, which has
ballooned into his most performed procedure. Just imagine all the
(05:47):
years in medical school, all the money's spent, all the
studying and you finally have a procedure that you're willing
and proud to put your name on. And it's for
making wieners bigger forever associating you with it. I guess
there are worse things, but some doctors set out to
(06:08):
cure cancer. This guy's making dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Does it make your penis look like you know, it's
like vertical duck lips?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I too, Trey have many questions. Oh. Chris Bustamante, that's
a fitting last name, founder of Lushful Esthetics in New
York City and San Diego, has seen a one hundred
and sixty percent increase in clients seeking him out for
his penis filler procedure in the past year alone. He
(06:45):
averages three to four procedures per day, with about half
of patients flying in from out of state. The penis
filler is here, who's lining up?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I am I am all beef no fillers.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
So you're like good to know.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You're like you're like a Nathan's hot dog. That's right.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
H Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
This really does bring to the forefront how willing men
are to try to go bigger because as some of
those older methods pointed out weight to hang it lower,
snake bites to pump it up from swelling, all these
different methods just to make them bigger. Now men have
(07:47):
to decide are you willing to take a needle to
the junk for it to get bigger? And just from
the four of us here inside the treehouse, we're all
kind of sitting on our hands like on that or
you know, we're all redwoods, which is statistically impossible.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, on my Instagram there's a the first porn start
ever following on Instagram. I was talking about this because
that's this is her profession. She said women prefer average
size winners because they don't hurt. So the idea that
women want there might be some I'm not saying there's
(08:27):
exceptions to every rule, but the idea that women want
every guy to have this huge member, uh is is false.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And that's really sweet of her to say it. Pop
culture and lots of other women would beg to differ. Yeah, which,
by the way, no women ever begs to differ in
front of an average member. There's there's really no begging there.
I will say this, Uh, this is one of those
(08:56):
few times where men and women are completely on the
same page. This is this is this is plastic surgery. Psyche.
We as men can tell women, or our women specifically,
you look great. You don't need procedure X. But it
doesn't matter because she wants it. She needs it to
make herself feel better. As men, our woman could tell us,
(09:18):
or guy whatever could say, No, you're great, I love it.
It's perfect. Don't change a thing. But it doesn't matter
if you're afraid to take off. It doesn't matter if
you're afraid to take a shower in the locker room,
especially if Travis Kelsey is around. So that's more for
us as well. It's a it's a self esteem thing.
There's a reason why BDE is a known phrase because
(09:44):
if you got it, you have a tendency to swing
it right, and if you don't, you usually look like
you live in mom's basement. Forever, Dan tell us? How?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
How tell us more about your feelings about this?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Is Tara happy with with the procedure?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Do you see her?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Was she? Was? She gentle? About how long do you
have to wait before?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Does it smooth out? Or is it lumpy for a while?
Which may not necessarily be all bad?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Her pleasure.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, which is another angle to to approach. If you
go to one of these doctors who are specializing in
Wiener filler procedures, can you ask for a little extra
in certain spots so then you you do have ridges
and you are ribbed for her pleasure? Or is that
going to be too much?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I don't know. Dan, tell us to shut up.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Trey, It's not why I'm in Florida.
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Alex Jones he can just fuck right off and not one,
but two big thumbs up for me for them on
this More specifically, the Supreme Court has turned away Alex
Jones's attempt to block the one point four to one
point five billion dollar defamation judgment against him. The conspiracy
(14:01):
theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that
the ownership of his info wars website could be transferred
to the onion, which I think is very fitting and
a chef's kiss.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
They'll be wonders with it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
For sure. This, of course, the one point four billion
dollar judgment against him was due to his description of
the twenty twelve Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a
hoax staged by crisis actors. The info Wars host had
argued that a judge was wrong to find him liable
for definition and infliction of emotional distress without holding a
(14:43):
trial on the merits of allegations lodged by relatives of
victims of the shooting, which killed twenty first graders and
six educators in Newtown, Connecticut. The justices did not comment
on the order, which they issued without even asking the
families of Sandy Hook to respond to the appeal. An
FBI ag who responded to the shooting also sued. A
lawyer who represents Sandy Hook family said the Supreme Court
(15:05):
had properly rejected Jones's latest desperate attempt to avoid accountability
for the harm he has caused. So there's that.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Then.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
A lawyer representing Jones said that where he did not
immediately respond to an email speaking comment during his Daily
show on Tuesday, Alex Jones said his lawyers believed his
case was cut and dry. While he had predicted the
High Court would not take up his appeal, I said, no,
they will not do it because of politics. Yeah. Yeah,
(15:33):
I don't think this has anything to do with politics.
I think this has everything to do with you being
a huge piece of shit. And I realized we typically
shy away from expletives on the normal podcast of the show,
but in this setting it seems quite fitting.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
How do you owe one point four billion and still
have a TV show?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Courts litigation? It's all waiting. So this is basically the
last domino to not fall to where then now things
are going to start happening.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, is he they may freely let him continue to
broadcast because they'll then garnish his revenue in wages.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, there's also that, So yeah, that's they're already they've
already started. I think I read somewhere that they've already
started selling off certain things to try to fund some
of this. But even Alex Jones's attorneys said, look, there's
no way this judgment will ever come close to being fulfilled. Therefore,
it's ridiculous The courts are basically like, we don't care
(16:39):
if it's ridiculous. The judgment is what it is. Do
what you can, which is basically going to bankrupt him.
So at this point it's really about how well is
he set up to withstand lawsuits of this nature, which
if you're on a daily basis, like he has been
(17:00):
four years drumming up controversy with no basis in reality,
you should have had some forest thought and planned accordingly,
which is put your stuff in some shell companies and
things to where you yourself can't be touched. They can
take all these other things, but at least you'll still
have this. And I don't know how well they did that.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I thought they caught him doing that, like he was
trying to when it was going to trial. He was
trying to send like family members, like put the house
in his I think his wife's name or son's name,
something like that. And then like he had a couple
of bank accounts that he moved into somebody else's name.
Though I think he'll you know, can he declare bankruptcy
legally and then not have to pay it out?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Nope, you have to pay it. Yeah, this is one
of those things follow you. Yeah, absolutely, it will follow
you no matter what.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Okay, Yeah, I believe if he goes into bankruptcy, it
will be structured as part of that. So regardless of
whether he's in bankruptcy or not, he's still gonna have
to be paying into it somehow.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah. So he also, by the way, like, I'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Drake, Well, I say, there's the oj Simpson part of this,
which is if they're created enough, they can always try
to skirt around it. But I am sure much like
the Goldman's, these families and I hope they are are
diligent and till the day he fucking dies and go
(18:32):
after any source of income he has.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah. Jones even said on his show he mocked the
idea that he has enough money to pay the judgment,
saying his studio equipment, including five year old cameras, was
only worth about three hundred four thousand dollars. He says,
it's all about torturing me. It's all about harassing me.
It's all about harassing my family. Sounds familiar. That's kind
of what you did to the exactly kids. He says,
(18:57):
It's all about getting me off the air. He then
urged his listeners to buy merch to keep the show running. Uh,
this is a travesty. Buy some shirt ty.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Multi vitamins. Is he still doing the vitamins? Yeah, in
the supplements.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Look, at this point, I think most of his funding
or any endorsements he has are probably going to be
from his own companies, because I think there are even
companies out there that I think there are companies At
this point, You're like, you know what, I think We're
just gonna wait and see how this shakes out and
not part with the man.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh okay, I thought he was manufacturing his own Oh no,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Is the only companies still advertising with him right now
are basically.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
His Oh okay, I'm just understood.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I said, Yeah, No, I mean, look, unless he wants
to dig up Body Solutions and see if they want
to get back into the weight loss and endorsement game.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Nice reference.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Thank you appreciate that. Anyone that's listened to the radio
for the thirty years, we'll understand and get that quite heartily.
But yeah, they're really the only products that are advertising
on Alex Jones's show right now are Alex Jones' products,
So they can I would not recommend an Alex Jones accountant, however,
or in Alex Jones' financial planning services, because this has
(20:17):
been quite poor.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
But they can take those then, right, they can take
those companies from him, and.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I guess do whatever they want.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Or it depends how they're structured.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, okay, Yeah. He is separately appealing a forty nine
million dollar judgment in a similar defamation lawsuit in Texas
after he failed to turn over documents sought by the
parents of another Sandy Hook victim. In the Connecticut case,
the judge issued a rare default ruling against him and
his company in late twenty twenty one because of what
she called jones repeated failure to abide by court rulings
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and to turn over certain evidence to the Sandy Hook families.
The judge convened jury to determine how much Jones would owe.
The following year, that jury agreed on a nine hundred
and sixty four million dollar verdict. I mean, this is
really like the Oprah meat. You get a verdict, you
get a verdict, you get a mean, it's like every
court this has gone through, everyone's like, yeah, fuck him.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And I think, actually, if I I.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Read about this a while back.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think the Texas verdict is actually a bigger pain
in the ass to him, because I believe he set
up shop in Texas so that one may actually put
the screws to him. And I think it's like fifty
million something like that versus the one point four billion.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, it really is interesting to note that the one
point four billion dollar judgment is less of a pain
in the ass. The forty nine million dollar judgment from
the state of Texas is causing Alex Jones more headaches
than the one point four billion one out of Connecticut.
I'm damn travesty.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I don't believe the state I live in, the state
I moved to to try to avoid accountability and laws
is the one fucking.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Me the hardest.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
God damn it. I hate me. Buy my shirts.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
And the pills, right, the supplements and vitamins and yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Those don't work, but buy them anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I need money.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
I need money to give to these crisis actors, the
crisis actors that are wearing robes and pretending to be judges,
the the the elaborate sets of the US judicial system.
It's all a sham. It's all cg ah. Even me,
I'm a computer generated image in court. I never even
fucking win.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I haven't loved my.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Basement in forty years.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
COVID.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
I've been afraid of COVID these last four years.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I ain't coming out.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I thought COVID wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's not, but I think it is.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Therefore I'm the ultimate conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I will get on the air and say cod is
not real. Don't you dare take.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
The jab all from my COVID, all from my COVID
protected panic room. Eventually, the world's gonna end, and it's
just gonna be me and my buckets of food.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
You're wide of food.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
My bucket.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You hurt me.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
I'm going to be the last man on earth. The
only thing that I'm gonna have is buckets of food
and a big case of the buckets.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Buckets and buckets. I like that's the shirt.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I like it.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
That's a good idea. Roger put that on a shirt.
Tim sell it right now fifty bucks. Actually, no, I
owe a little more than that.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
That shirt for one point five billion dollars limited edition,
very sign do a die from COVID soon.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Don't sign the shirt, It'll drop the value.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Have you thought about getting in the penis enlargement business.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
I started it.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Because you're a bigger dick than anyone.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
I'm the biggest dick there is on the entire planet.
But the iron is I have the tiniest one.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
God, actually, how we all got.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's actually how we got COVID.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
I went to the Wuhan Lab in China looking for
an experimental procedure to make my tiny weener a little
more respectable, you know, like an inch inch and a
half total.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
But instead they fucked up and we got an airborne
virus that killed like a million people.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
My bad.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
So really, nothing good comes from your penis, man, I
can't even be mad.
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That's a good punchline.
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Uh we all, we're all familiar with lais right, the
potato chip brand. Oh yes, yeah, Lays is rebranding because
customers apparently did not know chips were made with real potatoes.
I feel like we've failed as a society on so
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many levels here. The chip company calls this redesign its
biggest in nearly a century. A major yeah, a major mark,
a major ma over due to a concerningly large swath
of clueless customers. On October ninth, Lays announced its rebrand,
the largest in its nearly one hundred year history. The
(30:09):
company said it's removing artificial flavors and colors in the
United States and revealing a refreshed logo, bag design, and
advertising really trying to hammer home that its chips are
made with real potatoes. They said, the design team made
the sun warmer and more distinct with sun rays that
beam from the logo, which has nicknamed or Lay's Rays.
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Lays also now has a color palette inspired by the
ingredients of its recipes, pickle, green, hickory, brown, savory, red,
and moored. The red Lay's ribbon will remain on the
new bag. So take all your cracker barrel outrage and
take comfort knowing that lays is going to keep the
red and its iconic logo. According to the senior director
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of Design, Carl Gerhard's, this redesign, the brand's biggest and
earliest century, is a love letter to our origins. With
the new Lay's visual identity, our team created a flexible
design system that celebrates the band's famous flavors in countries
around the world. The phrase made with real potatoes is
now printed on every bag, along with enhanced photography that
shows vivid, close up visuals of the product. It's pretty
(31:17):
pretty scary to think that most people did not know
Layze potato chips were made with real potatoes.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
I think that's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I think they're more responding to the fact that they're
taking out, you know, a bunch of the chemicals they've
been putting in their potato chips.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh, so you think they're gaslighting all of us, saying
you people didn't know, because you people didn't know we
made stuff with real potatoes. We're going to do this
to really hammer it home and trying to gloss over
the fact that we've been adding chemicals and things making
it less potato like for decades.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
Yes, did it even mention anywhere what they thought the
potato chips were made out.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Of papal They were made out of papo.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Soilent? Okay, yeah, soilet.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Green is laz.
Speaker 10 (32:05):
Welcome to the Conspiracy Club, Tray, good to have you.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
You want your face on one of my shirts?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
No shirt?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I was wondering why I've seen this commercial now three times. It's,
you know, a family like on a porch, like eating,
Like the father walks up with the bag of blaze
and they all sit down and eat, and one of
the like younger kids runs out with a little shovel
like I don't know what they'll call the little the
small ones that you travel spade, spade, Yeah, and she
(32:39):
digs up a potato and runs and puts it in
like this big like trailer on a farm. And that's
when it's like, real potatoes.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Is this a white family? Well?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Are potatoes involved?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
And it was definitely a spade.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
You said it, not me.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Oh, they said it. They said, bring me one, and
we're just glad they came back with a garden tool,
otherwise it would be a very different commercial.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, you'd see that on in full Wars.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Laze with two a's.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah, that's uh. I was wondering why they were doing that.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Well, like if you ever, just if you have, if
you've never looked it up, go look up red forty
and then you know, know that any flaming hot thing
or anything like that, that's what they were putting on
their chips, and it'll uh make you not want to
eat those ever again.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah, it was like things like that. The dust
on there is not some sort of spice dust that
makes it hotter. That's not the seasoning. That's just the
the like you said, that's the added color to make
you think that way right now.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
In other countries it is, yeah, but but here that
that is not.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Oh you're right, because yeah, if you were to buy
a flaming hot Cheeto in Texas and then go buy
flaming hot Cheetos in India, like in India, it may
actually be flaming freakin' hot, yeah, because the red on
there is not going to be red forty dye. It's
going to be some type of pepper you've never heard of.
(34:38):
But all of a sudden will make you see more
than one.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
God.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonald's when I
was there the last time, and that was I was like,
that's too hot for even me and I can eat.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, it was like my eyes were watered.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Was that hot?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
My god? Yeah? And here like it's nothing.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
Biggest mistake with a pepper ever was in an Indian
restaurant and it was a pepper that came from the
salad bar.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Mm hmm yep, that's what we do. We do the
hallopenor serranos.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
It was what did you do with it? Jerry? I
ate it.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
And then I had a near mystical experience.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Uh. It lit me up so bad. There were tears
pouring out of my eyes.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
And the kitchen staff was coming out to like, ate
a check on me and beat a laugh at me.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You can reverse that, uh, ate.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
A laugh at you and beat a check on you.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
The you know, the owners were like, we got another one.
You should see that guy out there. It was another
white boy down.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Trey's right, Because anytime you eat something super spicy, it
it's gonna come out one way or another. So it's
either so spicy that you puke it or your body
is tolerated just enough to pass it, in which case
you are going to go through a flaming hot slipping
slide right out of your ass. Yep.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I never. I never got into that.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I never got into the flaming hot Cheetos or anything
like that.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
I never.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
It wasn't a pleasing to me.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Well that's because here, I mean, that's because you're Indian
and you're used to actual flaming hot spices and flavors,
So like flaming hot Cheetos to you is like salt
to us.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, like like like the one Chip Challenge with the
Ghost Peppers, the packet Chips whatever, that took down many
a white people.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, uh, where's what restaurant is it that serving pop
I think Popeye's is doing the like the Hot Ones
and they have the Final Din't if you've ever watched
the podcast the whatever, it does the Hot Ones and
they have the final Dab, which is like I've tried
both of those and fine, nothing. I mean it was
uh yeah, I mean there was a it's kind of
(37:12):
a rolling spice. Yeah, so it just kind of every
five seconds it gets a little hotter, but it was nice,
Like I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I put it on nuggets.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
To me, you get to certain points. I had one
of them.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's just it's hot for the sake of being hot.
It's not I don't think that the flavors anything special.
Oh okay, Yeah, I've enjoyed it on my nuggets. That
sounded terrible. Yeah, not guys saying that.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
That's sounds like you and Jerry have a double date coming.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, you want to go get some nuggets for all
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the Treehouse. Lace Potato Chips is going through a rebrand.
(01:08):
The Supreme Court is telling Alex Jones he can f
right off, but we are going to start today with
absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about getting penis filler,
which is very little. The trend is on the rise.
(01:34):
Thank you, Thank you, Esquire Magazine, everything you wanted to
know about getting penis filler. The trend is on the rise,
But what does it really like to get it? We,
being Esquire Magazine, went under the needle to find out.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is we really why we are in Florida?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you do this, if you, if you do this
show next week from Istanbul, we'll know.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Medical tourism. I got a quote in Florida. It was
just cheaper, so much cheaper in Istanbul. So we as
opposed to Fort Lauderdale. No, I'm only in Florida out
of a matter of circumstance with our house being rented
and us just killing some time in Florida. That is it,
and that is all I believe you. Thank you. So
(02:30):
let's get back to the story at hand. Everything you
wanted to know about getting penis filler Thanks to Esquire Magazine.
They say the trend is on the rise, but what
is it really like to get it? Esquire Magazine went
under the needle to find out. Since the dawn of time,
men have been trying to make their wieners bigger. Over
(02:50):
the centuries, the quest for meteor members has led to
using weights to elongate the shaft, as recommended in the
Kama Sutra. Thank you, Roj, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I didn't write it. I'm a fan, I'm a follower.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Using venomous snake bites to swell the wiener, a favorite
of the sixteenth century Brazilian Taponama tribe. I wonder whether
they're gone now, but that spider remains. Yeah, the invention
of the penis pump in eighteen seventy four. Eighteen seventy four,
(03:34):
I had no idea the pump was that old. I mean,
I don't know when it was invented, but I definitely
would not have guessed the nineteenth century, Like the Civil
War had only been over for like nine years, and
that's part of reconstruction. I don't think is taught enough
(03:55):
in the history books anyway, And shortly after the first
penile implant surgery in eighteen ninety five. Wow. In fact,
one could argue that the timeline of junk and larging
innovations is in fact a reflection of human history itself.
(04:18):
Or maybe dudes just have always wanted to be bigger. Luckily,
in the year of Our Lord twenty twenty five, men
who want bigger packages don't have to submit to snake bites.
We're living in the era of penis filler, an enhancement
technique that more and more experts agree is not only
effective but generally safe for the uninitiated. Penis filler utilizes
the same type of dermal fillers used to enhance facial
(04:40):
features and takes them downtown to pump up the wiener.
Dermal fillers are made from hyaluronic acid or other materials
like calcium yep milk, and while they're all proven safe
and FDA approved for use in the face and sometimes
other areas, none have been approved for use in the
wiener at least not yet. Just a little bit more
(05:02):
info here. The fact that using filler to make wieners
bigger is considered an off label use is not stopping
men from seeking out the treatment. No shocker there. The
demand for wiener filler has grown significantly in the past
few years. Fallaphil, a trademarked and licensed penis filler procedure,
is available in twenty States as well as Canada and
(05:26):
Puerto Rico. UH Plastic surgeon David Schaefer, founder of the
Schaefer Clinic in New York City, developed his own Schaefer
Wit and Girth technique, also known as SWAG, which has
ballooned into his most performed procedure. Just imagine all the
(05:47):
years in medical school, all the money's spent, all the
studying and you finally have a procedure that you're willing
and proud to put your name on. And it's for
making wieners bigger forever associating you with it. I guess
there are worse things, but some doctors set out to
(06:08):
cure cancer. This guy's making dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Does it make your penis look like you know, it's
like vertical duck lips?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I too, Trey have many questions. Oh. Chris Bustamante, that's
a fitting last name, founder of Lushful Esthetics in New
York City and San Diego, has seen a one hundred
and sixty percent increase in clients seeking him out for
his penis filler procedure in the past year alone. He
(06:45):
averages three to four procedures per day, with about half
of patients flying in from out of state. The penis
filler is here, who's lining up?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I'm good?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I am I am all beef no fillers.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
So you're like good to know.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You're like you're like a Nathan's hot dog. That's right.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
H Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
This really does bring to the forefront how willing men
are to try to go bigger because as some of
those older methods pointed out weight to hang it lower,
snake bites to pump it up from swelling, all these
different methods just to make them bigger. Now men have
(07:47):
to decide are you willing to take a needle to
the junk for it to get bigger? And just from
the four of us here inside the treehouse, we're all
kind of sitting on our hands like on that or
you know, we're all redwoods, which is statistically impossible.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, on my Instagram there's a the first porn start
ever following on Instagram. I was talking about this because
that's this is her profession. She said women prefer average
size winners because they don't hurt. So the idea that
women want there might be some I'm not saying there's
(08:27):
exceptions to every rule, but the idea that women want
every guy to have this huge member, uh is is false.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And that's really sweet of her to say it. Pop
culture and lots of other women would beg to differ. Yeah, which,
by the way, no women ever begs to differ in
front of an average member. There's there's really no begging there.
I will say this, Uh, this is one of those
(08:56):
few times where men and women are completely on the
same page. This is this is this is plastic surgery. Psyche.
We as men can tell women, or our women specifically,
you look great. You don't need procedure X. But it
doesn't matter because she wants it. She needs it to
make herself feel better. As men, our woman could tell us,
(09:18):
or guy whatever could say, No, you're great, I love it.
It's perfect. Don't change a thing. But it doesn't matter
if you're afraid to take off. It doesn't matter if
you're afraid to take a shower in the locker room,
especially if Travis Kelsey is around. So that's more for
us as well. It's a it's a self esteem thing.
There's a reason why BDE is a known phrase because
(09:44):
if you got it, you have a tendency to swing
it right, and if you don't, you usually look like
you live in mom's basement. Forever, Dan tell us? How?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
How tell us more about your feelings about this?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Mm hmmm?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Is Tara happy with with the procedure?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Do you see her?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Was she? Was? She gentle? About how long do you
have to wait before?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Does it smooth out? Or is it lumpy for a while?
Which may not necessarily be all bad?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Her pleasure.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, which is another angle to to approach. If you
go to one of these doctors who are specializing in
Wiener filler procedures, can you ask for a little extra
in certain spots so then you you do have ridges
and you are ribbed for her pleasure? Or is that
going to be too much?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I don't know. Dan, tell us to shut up.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Trey, It's not why I'm in Florida.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
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wieners and fillers of society, the Supreme Court has told
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Alex Jones he can just fuck right off and not one,
but two big thumbs up for me for them on
this More specifically, the Supreme Court has turned away Alex
Jones's attempt to block the one point four to one
point five billion dollar defamation judgment against him. The conspiracy
(14:01):
theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that
the ownership of his info wars website could be transferred
to the onion, which I think is very fitting and
a chef's kiss.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
They'll be wonders with it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
For sure. This, of course, the one point four billion
dollar judgment against him was due to his description of
the twenty twelve Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a
hoax staged by crisis actors. The info Wars host had
argued that a judge was wrong to find him liable
for definition and infliction of emotional distress without holding a
(14:43):
trial on the merits of allegations lodged by relatives of
victims of the shooting, which killed twenty first graders and
six educators in Newtown, Connecticut. The justices did not comment
on the order, which they issued without even asking the
families of Sandy Hook to respond to the appeal. An
FBI ag who responded to the shooting also sued. A
lawyer who represents Sandy Hook family said the Supreme Court
(15:05):
had properly rejected Jones's latest desperate attempt to avoid accountability
for the harm he has caused. So there's that.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Then.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
A lawyer representing Jones said that where he did not
immediately respond to an email speaking comment during his Daily
show on Tuesday, Alex Jones said his lawyers believed his
case was cut and dry. While he had predicted the
High Court would not take up his appeal, I said, no,
they will not do it because of politics. Yeah. Yeah,
(15:33):
I don't think this has anything to do with politics.
I think this has everything to do with you being
a huge piece of shit. And I realized we typically
shy away from expletives on the normal podcast of the show,
but in this setting it seems quite fitting.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
How do you owe one point four billion and still
have a TV show?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Courts litigation? It's all waiting. So this is basically the
last domino to not fall to where then now things
are going to start happening.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Well, is he they may freely let him continue to
broadcast because they'll then garnish his revenue in wages.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, there's also that, So yeah, that's they're already they've
already started. I think I read somewhere that they've already
started selling off certain things to try to fund some
of this. But even Alex Jones's attorneys said, look, there's
no way this judgment will ever come close to being fulfilled. Therefore,
it's ridiculous The courts are basically like, we don't care
(16:39):
if it's ridiculous. The judgment is what it is. Do
what you can, which is basically going to bankrupt him.
So at this point it's really about how well is
he set up to withstand lawsuits of this nature, which
if you're on a daily basis, like he has been
(17:00):
four years drumming up controversy with no basis in reality,
you should have had some forest thought and planned accordingly,
which is put your stuff in some shell companies and
things to where you yourself can't be touched. They can
take all these other things, but at least you'll still
have this. And I don't know how well they did that.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I thought they caught him doing that, like he was
trying to when it was going to trial. He was
trying to send like family members, like put the house
in his I think his wife's name or son's name,
something like that. And then like he had a couple
of bank accounts that he moved into somebody else's name.
Though I think he'll you know, can he declare bankruptcy
legally and then not have to pay it out?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Nope, you have to pay it. Yeah, this is one
of those things follow you. Yeah, absolutely, it will follow
you no matter what.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Okay, Yeah, I believe if he goes into bankruptcy, it
will be structured as part of that. So regardless of
whether he's in bankruptcy or not, he's still gonna have
to be paying into it somehow.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah. So he also, by the way, like, I'll go ahead.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Drake, Well, I say, there's the oj Simpson part of this,
which is if they're created enough, they can always try
to skirt around it. But I am sure much like
the Goldman's, these families and I hope they are are
diligent and till the day he fucking dies and go
(18:32):
after any source of income he has.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah. Jones even said on his show he mocked the
idea that he has enough money to pay the judgment,
saying his studio equipment, including five year old cameras, was
only worth about three hundred four thousand dollars. He says,
it's all about torturing me. It's all about harassing me.
It's all about harassing my family. Sounds familiar. That's kind
of what you did to the exactly kids. He says,
(18:57):
It's all about getting me off the air. He then
urged his listeners to buy merch to keep the show running. Uh,
this is a travesty. Buy some shirt ty.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Multi vitamins. Is he still doing the vitamins? Yeah, in
the supplements.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Look, at this point, I think most of his funding
or any endorsements he has are probably going to be
from his own companies, because I think there are even
companies out there that I think there are companies At
this point, You're like, you know what, I think We're
just gonna wait and see how this shakes out and
not part with the man.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh okay, I thought he was manufacturing his own Oh no,
that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Is the only companies still advertising with him right now
are basically.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
His Oh okay, I'm just understood.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I said, Yeah, No, I mean, look, unless he wants
to dig up Body Solutions and see if they want
to get back into the weight loss and endorsement game.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Nice reference.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Thank you appreciate that. Anyone that's listened to the radio
for the thirty years, we'll understand and get that quite heartily.
But yeah, they're really the only products that are advertising
on Alex Jones's show right now are Alex Jones' products,
So they can I would not recommend an Alex Jones accountant, however,
or in Alex Jones' financial planning services, because this has
(20:17):
been quite poor.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
But they can take those then, right, they can take
those companies from him, and.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I guess do whatever they want.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Or it depends how they're structured.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, okay, Yeah. He is separately appealing a forty nine
million dollar judgment in a similar defamation lawsuit in Texas
after he failed to turn over documents sought by the
parents of another Sandy Hook victim. In the Connecticut case,
the judge issued a rare default ruling against him and
his company in late twenty twenty one because of what
she called jones repeated failure to abide by court rulings
(20:53):
and to turn over certain evidence to the Sandy Hook families.
The judge convened jury to determine how much Jones would owe.
The following year, that jury agreed on a nine hundred
and sixty four million dollar verdict. I mean, this is
really like the Oprah meat. You get a verdict, you
get a verdict, you get a mean, it's like every
court this has gone through, everyone's like, yeah, fuck him.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And I think, actually, if I I.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Read about this a while back.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think the Texas verdict is actually a bigger pain
in the ass to him, because I believe he set
up shop in Texas so that one may actually put
the screws to him. And I think it's like fifty
million something like that versus the one point four billion.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, it really is interesting to note that the one
point four billion dollar judgment is less of a pain
in the ass. The forty nine million dollar judgment from
the state of Texas is causing Alex Jones more headaches
than the one point four billion one out of Connecticut.
I'm damn travesty.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I don't believe the state I live in, the state
I moved to to try to avoid accountability and laws
is the one fucking.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Me the hardest.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
God damn it. I hate me. Buy my shirts.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
And the pills, right, the supplements and vitamins and yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Those don't work, but buy them anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I need money.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
I need money to give to these crisis actors, the
crisis actors that are wearing robes and pretending to be judges,
the the the elaborate sets of the US judicial system.
It's all a sham. It's all cg ah. Even me,
I'm a computer generated image in court. I never even
fucking win.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I haven't loved my.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Basement in forty years.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
COVID.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
I've been afraid of COVID these last four years.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I ain't coming out.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
I thought COVID wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's not, but I think it is.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Therefore I'm the ultimate conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I will get on the air and say cod is
not real. Don't you dare take.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
The jab all from my COVID, all from my COVID
protected panic room. Eventually, the world's gonna end, and it's
just gonna be me and my buckets of food.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
You're wide of food.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
My bucket.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You hurt me.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
I'm going to be the last man on earth. The
only thing that I'm gonna have is buckets of food
and a big case of the buckets.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Buckets and buckets. I like that's the shirt.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
I like it.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
That's a good idea. Roger put that on a shirt.
Tim sell it right now fifty bucks. Actually, no, I
owe a little more than that.
Speaker 11 (23:59):
That shirt for one point five billion dollars limited edition,
very sign do a die from COVID soon.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Don't sign the shirt, It'll drop the value.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Have you thought about getting in the penis enlargement business.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
I started it.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Because you're a bigger dick than anyone.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
I'm the biggest dick there is on the entire planet.
But the iron is I have the tiniest one.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
God, actually, how we all got.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's actually how we got COVID.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
I went to the Wuhan Lab in China looking for
an experimental procedure to make my tiny weener a little
more respectable, you know, like an inch inch and a
half total.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
But instead they fucked up and we got an airborne
virus that killed like a million people.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
My bad.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
So really, nothing good comes from your penis, man, I
can't even be mad.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
That's a good punchline.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Tray, You're in the treehouse.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Listen is online a treehouse on air dot com.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
You must are.
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Speaker 2 (26:20):
All right, is my bad? Tara just came in and
told me that she was on the phone with one
of her wedding clients during that last bit.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Oh no, yeah, how does she explain that one?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Well, since we're in Florida, I just assumed she said,
like some weirdo was walking by or connection issues and
you just just hit end really quickly and just I.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Weird internet.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Definitely not the guy that I'm going to recommend to
officiate your glamorous wedding. By the way. Mm hm oh,
thank you for the reminder, Jerry. That's a that's a
big thank you there. Appreciate that, all right? Forgot we
gotta do we do our bit here?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Hang on?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
No, that's the wrong thing, Give me a second hang on?
All right, yeah do mm hmm yep, and all right,
here we go.
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(29:26):
Uh we all, we're all familiar with lais right, the
potato chip brand. Oh yes, yeah, Lays is rebranding because
customers apparently did not know chips were made with real potatoes.
I feel like we've failed as a society on so
(29:46):
many levels here. The chip company calls this redesign its
biggest in nearly a century. A major yeah, a major mark,
a major ma over due to a concerningly large swath
of clueless customers. On October ninth, Lays announced its rebrand,
the largest in its nearly one hundred year history. The
(30:09):
company said it's removing artificial flavors and colors in the
United States and revealing a refreshed logo, bag design, and
advertising really trying to hammer home that its chips are
made with real potatoes. They said, the design team made
the sun warmer and more distinct with sun rays that
beam from the logo, which has nicknamed or Lay's Rays.
(30:31):
Lays also now has a color palette inspired by the
ingredients of its recipes, pickle, green, hickory, brown, savory, red,
and moored. The red Lay's ribbon will remain on the
new bag. So take all your cracker barrel outrage and
take comfort knowing that lays is going to keep the
red and its iconic logo. According to the senior director
(30:55):
of Design, Carl Gerhard's, this redesign, the brand's biggest and
earliest century, is a love letter to our origins. With
the new Lay's visual identity, our team created a flexible
design system that celebrates the band's famous flavors in countries
around the world. The phrase made with real potatoes is
now printed on every bag, along with enhanced photography that
shows vivid, close up visuals of the product. It's pretty
(31:17):
pretty scary to think that most people did not know
Layze potato chips were made with real potatoes.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
I think that's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I think they're more responding to the fact that they're
taking out, you know, a bunch of the chemicals they've
been putting in their potato chips.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Oh, so you think they're gaslighting all of us, saying
you people didn't know, because you people didn't know we
made stuff with real potatoes. We're going to do this
to really hammer it home and trying to gloss over
the fact that we've been adding chemicals and things making
it less potato like for decades.
Speaker 9 (31:47):
Yes, did it even mention anywhere what they thought the
potato chips were made out.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Of papal They were made out of papo.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Soilent? Okay, yeah, soilet.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Green is laz.
Speaker 10 (32:05):
Welcome to the Conspiracy Club, Tray, good to have you.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
You want your face on one of my shirts?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
No shirt?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I was wondering why I've seen this commercial now three times. It's,
you know, a family like on a porch, like eating,
Like the father walks up with the bag of blaze
and they all sit down and eat, and one of
the like younger kids runs out with a little shovel
like I don't know what they'll call the little the
small ones that you travel spade, spade, Yeah, and she
(32:39):
digs up a potato and runs and puts it in
like this big like trailer on a farm. And that's
when it's like, real potatoes.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Is this a white family? Well?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Are potatoes involved?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
And it was definitely a spade.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
You said it, not me.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Oh, they said it. They said, bring me one, and
we're just glad they came back with a garden tool,
otherwise it would be a very different commercial.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, you'd see that on in full Wars.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Laze with two a's.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah, that's uh. I was wondering why they were doing that.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Well, like if you ever, just if you have, if
you've never looked it up, go look up red forty
and then you know, know that any flaming hot thing
or anything like that, that's what they were putting on
their chips, and it'll uh make you not want to
eat those ever again.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah, it was like things like that. The dust
on there is not some sort of spice dust that
makes it hotter. That's not the seasoning. That's just the
the like you said, that's the added color to make
you think that way right now.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
In other countries it is, yeah, but but here that
that is not.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Oh you're right, because yeah, if you were to buy
a flaming hot Cheeto in Texas and then go buy
flaming hot Cheetos in India, like in India, it may
actually be flaming freakin' hot, yeah, because the red on
there is not going to be red forty dye. It's
going to be some type of pepper you've never heard of.
(34:38):
But all of a sudden will make you see more
than one.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
God.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonald's when I
was there the last time, and that was I was like,
that's too hot for even me and I can eat.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, it was like my eyes were watered.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Was that hot?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
My god? Yeah? And here like it's nothing.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
Biggest mistake with a pepper ever was in an Indian
restaurant and it was a pepper that came from the
salad bar.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Mm hmm yep, that's what we do. We do the
hallopenor serranos.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
It was what did you do with it? Jerry? I
ate it.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
And then I had a near mystical experience.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Uh. It lit me up so bad. There were tears
pouring out of my eyes.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
And the kitchen staff was coming out to like, ate
a check on me and beat a laugh at me.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
You can reverse that, uh, ate.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
A laugh at you and beat a check on you.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
The you know, the owners were like, we got another one.
You should see that guy out there. It was another
white boy down.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Trey's right, Because anytime you eat something super spicy, it
it's gonna come out one way or another. So it's
either so spicy that you puke it or your body
is tolerated just enough to pass it, in which case
you are going to go through a flaming hot slipping
slide right out of your ass. Yep.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I never. I never got into that.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I never got into the flaming hot Cheetos or anything
like that.
Speaker 12 (36:23):
I never.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
It wasn't a pleasing to me.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Well that's because here, I mean, that's because you're Indian
and you're used to actual flaming hot spices and flavors,
So like flaming hot Cheetos to you is like salt
to us.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Yeah, like like like the one Chip Challenge with the
Ghost Peppers, the packet Chips whatever, that took down many
a white people.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, uh, where's what restaurant is it that serving pop
I think Popeye's is doing the like the Hot Ones
and they have the Final Din't if you've ever watched
the podcast the whatever, it does the Hot Ones and
they have the final Dab, which is like I've tried
both of those and fine, nothing. I mean it was
uh yeah, I mean there was a it's kind of
(37:12):
a rolling spice. Yeah, so it just kind of every
five seconds it gets a little hotter, but it was nice,
Like I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I put it on nuggets.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
To me, you get to certain points. I had one
of them.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's just it's hot for the sake of being hot.
It's not I don't think that the flavors anything special.
Oh okay, Yeah, I've enjoyed it on my nuggets. That
sounded terrible. Yeah, not guys saying that.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
That's sounds like you and Jerry have a double date coming.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, you want to go get some nuggets for all
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