December 3, 2025 • 40 mins
On today's show, we talk about what it's like to be poor in Dallas, the weird stuff a pregnant woman eats and our idea for next year's State Fair food, and why we know about McConaughey's wet dreams.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade
Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Coming up today, Low brain activity
something we know all too well. Here inside the Treehouse
(01:04):
we dream McConaughey, and today we start with no surprise.
Dallas ain't cheap, y'all. A new report states a single
adult in Dallas Fort Worth needs an annual pre tax
income of one hundred and seven thousand and sixty one
(01:26):
dollars to live a financially comfortable lifestyle. This required salary
depagately exceeds the median personal income of DFW residents, which
is currently only fifty one thousand and six h nine.
So what some experts are saying you need to live
comfortably in DFW is double the median salary in DFW.
(01:49):
The study used the fifty to thirty twenty budgeting rule
fifty percent on needs, thirty percent on once, and twenty
percent on savings or debt. That's what they used to
calculate the necessary income. I think you could argue that
most people don't live by the fifty thirty twenty. It's
more like the seventy forty thirty. And I know that
(02:17):
doesn't add to one hundred because I feel like most
people live in debt, and I feel like there's I
think even from the true A Federal Bureau of Labor
Statistics has even supported that, Like there was even another
study it said in America, so not just THEFWS, but
in America, people that make six figures still struggle with debt,
(02:37):
credit card debt, all these things.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
There are all that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Are we all that dumb? Or is it just is
it just you know? What is it? What's the reason
for this?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
When I was living in Los Angeles, there was a
guy who was on the news with it was him
and his daughter, and he has a full time job
forty hours a week and he lives in a tent
under the four or five Jesus, that's where a full
time job. Yeah, it's a decent pain job. Yeah, but
(03:10):
he just couldn't The cost of living is so outrageous
in Los Angeles. He couldn't afford it anymore. So they
got a gym membership and that's where the day, you know,
they go and shower and change and all that stuff.
And they both an a tent.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Not to be a total you know jerk here, but
how much is that content? Well, I mean financing. Yeah,
what sort of a mortgage rate did he get on
the California four or five tent?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I think the tent was a last minute purchase after
he left the apartment. Okay, that's where that came from.
And rent under a bridge, I believe is free. I'm
pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It has costs. It definitely comes with costs. Look, I
think there are a number of factors that go into this,
not the least of which is that, you know, I
feel like wages have been pretty stagnant over the years,
whereas or at the very least falling behind the rising
(04:15):
costs of other things.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, I mean the biggest crisis we face right now
as far as affordability, and it's the hardest one to
figure out how to unravel. But it's it's Airbnb and
and and these corporations that are gobbling up you know, homes, condos, everything,
and it is driven rent and home prices through the roof.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Do you think, Trey, that's a bigger cause for financial
difficulty in people's lives or wage stagnation?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think, I mean, statistically, wages have gone up enough,
it's but home prices, your cost of living has especially
since COVID has just gone through the roof. And a
lot of it is you know, people sucking up properties
for airbnbs and then then you have these massive corporations
(05:13):
that are buying properties as investment for airbnbs, and that
that right there, I think is absolutely the biggest cause
there is.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There was a there was another news story I saw
this past weekend that basically said that there are fears
that the host the hosing Jesus, the hop the home housing.
I put the do together, the hosing economy. That's actually
what this is. It is the hosing economy. Uh, middle
class gets hosed absolutely because you might get it, you
(05:45):
might get a three percent raise if you're lucky, but
you can't keep up with the corporations buying all the
properties around you and the inflated costs of those things.
And because of that, then your property taxes go up
if you happen to be a homeowner anyway, right, part
of that does that's the trickle down economics that nobody likes.
(06:05):
And so one of the stories I saw over the
weekend was that the housing market might be close to
or getting in the neighborhood of a correction, but one
that could be worse than what happened in two thousand
and eight, not because of bad loans that went out
like in you know two thousand and eight area, but
(06:27):
because of all the corporations buying up all these houses
and it's just overinflated home prices. It's absolutely insane.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh, I was just gonna say, like Las Vegas, like
there's a whole I can't. I think it's like two
or three Chinese run companies have bought like I can't
remember if it's Henderson or in Paradise County, but they've
bought like twenty percent of the housing market just because
it's for them.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's just cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That seems so odd to me. Like when I first
saw a news story about a foreign companies buying land
in America, my first thought was, huh. I thought like
there had to be some sort of major approval process.
And my assumption is that it would be for commercial
use kind of a thing like like the Toyota plant
(07:19):
in San Antonio. I think that's still operational where they
build trucks and SUVs and stuff. I mean, Toyota is
a Japanese company, but they're commercially building things in America.
But now you're talking about foreign companies going in buying
private land for real estate stuff, and that to me,
it's just mind boggling that that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's a safe I mean, if you think about it,
I mean, it's one of the safer investments you could
make in the world that has I mean beyond you know, bonds,
you know, US government bonds are real estate market. You know,
especially if you know you're in it for ten years,
you're going to make money.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, and that and that's what I mean. That's the
part that surprised me is I didn't know as a
foreign company you could buy non commercial like residential real estate.
That to me, it was just like really, I don't know,
it just seems weird that we would have our country
for sale, of our country for sale.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's it's a big issue, and it's like one that
states are talking about about, especially farmland, about you know,
foreign nations owning our farmland and everything else.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, because I don't think we'd be allowed to buy
plots in China.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, you can't buy land in Mexico technically, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Because because if in like residential stuff in Mexico, you
never actually own it. Like if you buy a condo
in Mexico, it's isn't it. It's just like a ninety
nine or one hundred year lease.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
If you're not if you're not a citizen of Mexico. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right, So that that's why it's so odd to me,
because we're we we allow it to happen. And that's
and that's going to be our biggest that's going to
be our our great failing, is the fact that we
set all this in motion to screw ourselves.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I mean that was you know, especially in the
early eighties, is when you know Japan started like South
In Corporation bought Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
South Incorporation as an American corporation.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
There's a Japanese US it's not okay.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
South Incorporation was started in Dallas, Texas. It's the parent
company at seven to eleven. It was that it was
the Thompson family.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I thought it was bought out. I thought it was
bought out. But it's a Japanese company that owns like
Times Square, I was bought up by And that was
in the early eighties, and so that started happening then,
and it just caught on Hawaii I think is half
Japanese owned.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh that was a whole I mean, but the Japanese
were just looking for investments, you know, and that's h
Everyone thinks the Chinese government has more nefarious things afoot.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Well, I mean, I've never heard the term of foot
used in a very long time, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What, though, I'm glad he did because it calls attention
to it. It stood out more, didn't it. Yes, absolutely,
if you see a headline that says foreign nation is
doing is doing something and something something is afoot, you're
going to pay attention to that.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, but it's I mean, this is before I don't
like how Trump is handling the immigration thing. I don't like.
But we should never have gotten to this point where
we let so many people in and all of a
sudden we're like, oh, we don't know who's in our
country because no other country does that. Yeah, and the
same thing, I mean, we we are already one of
(10:50):
the biggest problems in this country is it's like we
let it become a huge problem, then we go, oh,
we' probably should do something about that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
He said. He said, we have a we have a
real reactionary problem in this country. We don't like to
solve any problems because we have a difficulty in doing
it because the problem has run them up for so long.
We don't know how to go back and fix it.
Because most of our problems they're not problems that happened overnight.
They're problems that happened over twenty thirty, forty fifty, sixty
(11:18):
eighty years of this of this stuff. And that's how
it's crazy to me. I think about I know roughly
what my parents made in the eighties. I remember the
Honda Accord they bought in nineteen eighty six, Honda Accord
d X, and that was a little beat ninety nine
hundred bucks in nineteen eighty six. By today's standard, that's
(11:40):
like a one hundred thousand dollars car adjusted for the
relation and all that kind of stuff. I mean, that's
insane when you think about it.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, before they you know, reformed their or their image
or whatever, it came good.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
The key Rillo you could buy one, get one free.
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
When when the head of Kia got visited by three
spirits in the night and woke up and said, KI,
is there everybody?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, it was buy one, get one free for the
Kyrillo and it was ten grand.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh my god, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
My first like when I saw the ad, I was like,
how shitty is this car? Just like, you know what
ten grand? Take two of them? Like I'm trying to do.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You want to talk about something. Car prices are just
oh yeah, insane.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, but it's all the new car prices are insane.
The used cars are plummeting in value, which is really odd.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
They will until the economy tanks and then all of
a sudden, used car prices are Yeah, people are either
holding on to them or they're buying us. But I
mean f two fifty or an escalator. They're all over
one hundred thousand dollars. I mean, it's yeah crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, my brother got uh because they have, you know,
multiple kids, so they're always taking them to practices and stuff.
So they uh, he's got the uh the suburban uh
and he just bought a brand new one and that
was one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
From So I did a I did a quick check.
I was way off of my Honda Cord math by
the way. Yeah, I was, Oh, you don't know who
owns South Lane. You'll be quiet. Uh. So in nineteen
eighty six, if it's whatever. Uh, in nineteen eighty six,
(13:52):
ninety nine hundred bucks is equivalent to approximately twenty nine
thousand dollars to day, and and the the MSRP of
a the starting MSRP for a Honda court Lex today
is twenty eight ninety five. All Right, I guess that's
not as bad as I thought. But still, my parents
could afford that car much more. It was much more
(14:14):
affordable in the eighties than it is today.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh yeah, I mean you could buy you know, you
can buy a house because your mortgage wasn't that extravagant,
like my my nephew just bought his house and luckily
he was in the military.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
His military pension covers his mortgage.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I wouldn't say he was lucky. I think he planned it.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
To be in the military.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, you know, you'll just wake up like, oh my god,
I've been the military today. What unfortunate?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, I mean luckily for like him putting in the
time to get the pension. Yes, so.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, but he did, you know, his two tours and
Afghanistan and won in Iraq and came back and.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know, I was actually thinking about that just the
other day. As far as I'm concerned, he should have
a free car.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, but even he talks about it, he's like, you know,
he's twenty seven, and he's like most people his age
are in.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Apartments or you know, have roommates and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
And a number of yeah a lot, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Anyway, Dallas ain't cheap, y'all. Yeah, one O seven ants
one hundred seven sixty one dollars to live a financially
comfortable lifestyle in DFW.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I think that right there is also part of the
reason why DFW is a blob remember the movie The Blob.
It just keeps spreading and eating and growing. That's what
DFW is. It is the metroplex blob. It just keeps
growing in, spanding and absorbing all these little towns that
(16:04):
used to be these cute little farm towns and hamlets
like Frisco, Plain, Oh, Salina. These are all all Wataga.
These are all like cute little farm towns and things,
and now they're just new places to put Starbucks in Chipotles,
along with new somewhat affordable housing because the farther out
you get, the cheaper it is. Eventually we're going to
have an actual, honest to god Red River rivalry where
(16:27):
it's Texas and Oklahoma Duken get out for shitty real
estate along the Red River.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I think that'll be just Texas trying to keep the
Oaki's out.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and then eventually going like well maybe if we
take a little bit there and a little bit there,
it just expand.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Texas a little bit. What city do you live in,
hook Warns, That's where I live.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, you know when you see a high rise in Sherman,
you'll know we've run out of real estate.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Give it five years, Yeah, five years it's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
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or that website cook dfw dot com. Is this the
most insane pizza order you have ever heard? Someone from
a pizza someone from a pizza joint shared a very
complicated order they received. They shared that on social media
(20:04):
and it has gone very viral. It was a large
hand tossed pizza with these special requests triple pepperoni, extra cheese,
banana peppers, light holapanos, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions,
(20:24):
half olives, and light sauce. And then the note on
the order to try to explain the situation. Yes, I
know this looks insane and you're probably like, who is
this dude? I have a very pregnant wife. I'm done
questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly
you should be too. Thank you and god speed. That's
(20:47):
the end of the order.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Wow, that is.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Birth control. That's what that is. You want birth control?
Show that to someone, Hey, this is what happens is
you're a pregnant woman around you.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Now, someone did bring up a solid point, which is
and I even thought this when I saw the order
myself a couple of days ago, when you have so
many requests of half this, half that, like half chicken,
half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives. That's now four halves.
There's only two halves, right, So where are you putting
(21:30):
some of those halves? Because she may not want the
chicken and the mushrooms touching.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh I'm but that's the thing. Well, I don't feel
sorry for pizza companies. Is they make these an option.
You go on pretty much all the websites. Now you
can do half, you know, left, half, you want this,
right half you want this. They made it to order.
This is what you get.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And you know what, that's fine because at least then
on that order it shows right half left, half right,
just as half half half half half. The order didn't
give her right or a left, so that as far
as the pizza, the guy making the pizza has to
try to figure out, all right, which half gets what?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, suck should be that guy.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
And even in the note, the guy that plays the order,
even in the note he says, look, I'm scared of her.
You should be too. Thank you. And God's speed God's
beat is just another word for good luck.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah, my my ex girlfriends once told me when she
was pregnant to her, the thing was she never and
I've never seen her eat these. I've never seen her
eat ribs, but when she was pregnant, it was just
that she wanted ribs and vanilla ice cream simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like she'd dip it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah. Mmm, that's what comes horrible.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, hang on, I mean, face value it it starts
out sounding gross. But what flavor ice are we talking?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Just plain vanilla? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What kind of barbecue are we talking about? Texas, Kansas City? Okay? Okay,
so not a lot of heavy sauce, all right?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You know yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Are we talking about beef rib or pork rib?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Beef ribs?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Holy Jesus, it's like a rib Sunday. I try it.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I know what we're selling at the fair next year,
because you know, ribbed Sundays would fly at the Texas
State Fair.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Absolutely. You don't need a spoon, you just use a
big ass beef rib to scoop it out.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I would try that, absolutely. And that's why I asked
if it was a pork rib, because if it's like
a fruity ice cream with a pork rib, they might
pair nicely.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Okay, that was that was the most elegant white trash
thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That's not a white trash thing. That's that's very culinary
of me. Certain fruits and pork, they they compliment and
one another. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yes, like a like a mango sorbet with with with
with a pork rib.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I'm not gonna lie. That sounds good. I tried.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, I'd even try that.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, and honestly, like where I lived, throw a little
Caribbean heat in there, spicy sweet.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, come on, Yeah, you guys are weird.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I mean, you know what, I remember when we you know,
Denny's launched the bacon ice cream and yeah, they brought
it up to the studio. Sounded awful, tasted good, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Think that I think what they did with that was
I think the ice cream is like a caramel with
the bacon. I think that helped or was it?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I thought it was just vanilla.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Maybe it was m maybe flavored ice cream.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, and it it sounds gross, but it was actually
it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I mean I wouldn't seek it out and order it, no,
but I definitely ate it for free. Like and then
and like Trey is like, you know what, not bad?
I've eaten.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
For two guys that don't smoke weed. This is the
most stonor conversation I've ever had with you too.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I can't believe you've never heard about fruit and pork parings.
I mean you obviously haven't watched enough Cooking Channel or
Food Network. That's a very common pairing.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Pork and uh. I mean I've had like apple stuffed
pork chops before.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Exactly. There you go, fruit and pork.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Fine apple with pork, very Polynesian. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
The same thing like with game meats as well, that
you'll see things like like BlackBerry reductions with venison or something.
See it's out there. Yeah, but let's go back to
the Let's go back to the half gallon of Bluebell
Vanila in a Texas beef rib.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Mh.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm look, I'm not a food vendor. I've never been
in food service, never been in the food industry. But
if we want to make a splash the Texas Sunday
with the Texas Beef rib at the State Fair of Texas,
I mean, Raj and you'll be able to show your
face and Mesquite, you'll.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Be your hometown hero. They're going to have a parade,
And I've never seen her eat ribs.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
After that. She would just tell she's like, that's all
I that's all I wanted to eat.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Was it was an ice cream And we were together
for six years and I never saw her eat a
rib once.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That is crazy, so weird.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, it's weird what those hormones will do.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
And it's amazing too because you can spend years in
a relationship arguing over what to have for dinner, what
to get to eat, but it is her being pregnant
to finally come up with a goddamn answer. So next time,
next time you want your wife to actually decide what
to eat for dinner, you gotta knock her up.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That's an expensive dinner. It is.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's a very expensive meal. And and the downside is
she's gonna tell you what she wants.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Those rooms are going to college. And I have a
name for it, the Dino Zimpica Light Delight. Okay, comes
with a sponsorship and everything. Order your ribs Sunday and
(27:47):
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I think as it is right now, you are in
a relationship and you seem pretty happy. Raj, I think
you're dating someone. You seem pretty happy. I'm just saying,
(29:16):
maybe you did this already and didn't realize it, or
if something goes south, keep this in mind. Okay, if
you want to find the love of your life, you
can do what Matthew McConaughey did, and that is you
gotta check your wet dreams because that's Matthew. It's Matthew McConaughey,
and he doesn't know from you know, keeping things to himself.
(29:40):
According to TMC, Matthew McConaughey was feeling way more than
all right, all right, all right during a dream one night,
revealing he ejaculated in his sleep and it let him
do his wife, Camilla Elvis. He made the emission admission
in his Lyrics of Living newsletter last Friday. That's according
to US Weekly, He explained he laid his head down
(30:03):
on the pillow one night and dreamt about his eighty
eighth birthday, where he was surrounded by twenty two women
and eighty eight children, having fathered one child for each
year of his life. Again, this is a dream. McConaughey claims.
The women all knew each other well, and they had
shared happy times and good memories. No green eyed monster
jealousy rearing its ugly head at the affair, And then
he writes, they all gathered around me on the porch
(30:25):
for a family photograph, and we looked toward a large
format box camera on a tripod at the top of
the driveway three two to one. Then I came, oh,
I'm sorry, and then I came. Matthew says he.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Learned less the best weed.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
He really does, and it's been that way forever. We're
talking about naked playing the bongos back in the day to.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I mean, he was hanging out with Woody Harrelson last week,
so you know, maybe that's the fire.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
That explains it.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Woodies weed. Yeah, I'd go to the dispensary.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I mean, if there was ever something he was going
to give you a nocturnal emission, Woody's weed seems like
it would be the uh leading choice.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, you gotta be careful you go to the right
score though, because I mean.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
But how do you lead with that?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Like, Hey, here's how I know that you were going
to that you and I are going to be together
forever is because and.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Then that happened. I don't know how you open with that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
See, I'm still waiting for the link to his now wife, okay. Uh.
He says he learned a lesson ghosts of girlfriend's past style,
realizing he did not want to be a bachelor forever.
He wanted to be a father and a partner, although
in this case there's like twenty two of them, so whatever,
it's a dream. But Conaughey says he stopped looking for
the perfect woman, allowing the universe to simply where it's
(31:52):
magic and just a few months later he met Camilla,
the only woman he says he's quote ever wanted to
take on a day, sleep with, or wake up next to.
Something that probably feels kind of odd for any other
woman that he took on a date, slept with and
woke up next to, work up, or woke up next to. Prior.
(32:17):
Matthew and Camilla met in six and welcomed two children
together before they married in twenty twelve, and the third
just months after tying the Nott. Moral of the story
big life lessons can hit you when you least expect it.
Just make sure you shower off after they do.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I've never had one, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Thank you me either, never had but one.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
What wet dream dream?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Oh no, I mean I think maybe when I was twelve,
maybe somewhere in there like those that happens.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
But no as an adult, no, like that's even.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
As I never had one at period.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Same same with me, Same with me. Don't know why.
Maybe it's because I had knocked him out so much
during the day. I wasn't backed up at nights.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
He was just man handling yourself.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I was into self care well before it was cool.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, but mcconaugh. He's got I mean, he's let a
weird life like his dad. Am I correcting this that
his dad passed away having sex with his mom.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
That sounds familiar.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, I believe that's right.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
So him revealing this isn't the most shocking thing I
think it's ever come out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
It's not, but him putting it in his newsletter is
one thing. And my assumption is if you put it
in your newsletter to tell the masses, I'm assuming he
told his life this. I'm assuming she knows well, she's
read it now.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And if she didn't know, Yeah, if you're married to someone,
do you really subscribe to their newsletter?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Why does Matthew will Kinda have a newsletter? That's when
you know you're bored.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
She gets mad at you. Why didn't you tell me
about blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I put it in the newsletter. It's on the fridge,
it's in all Right, all right, all right weekly.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I would read that.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Well, you can't. It's a newsletter.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's public.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You can subscribe to it somewhere. You just sign up
for the all Right Express. I'm assuming it's weekly musings.
Things that go on inside McConaughey's head.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, I don't h I don't want to know. I
don't want to know that much.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Like he's a very talented actor, but whatever happens inside
his head, like I don't need to read.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
That sounds like too much.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
What was it the book? Was it his memoir or
whatever book he wrote a handful of years ago. I
think it was called Green Lights. That was very well received.
I think a lot of people. I got a buddy
of mine read it, said it was really good. I've
read a couple of excerpts out of it. Whoever wrote
it's it's really good.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
The ghost writer fantastic.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, whichever ghostwriter they got, they did a really good
job interviewing McConaughey and writing for him.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But then it might be him. You never, I've never.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I haven't read it, so I don't know. Because some
people are gifted in a way of writing the same
way they sound, right, Yeah, and then there are people
that are really good at writing how other people sound,
and then they make them a living on that. I
would I would subscribed to Matthew's musings. That sounds like
(36:04):
a good newsletter.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I would do that.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, And Look, maybe it's just because I got stranger
things on the brain because we've been watching it. Uh,
you know that the season five that's out now, they've
been real convenient about skipping over the very obvious puberty
things going on with these kids, because I mean, over
the eleven years they've been doing this show, I mean,
(36:26):
these kids are taller, they're you know, they look completely different. Uh.
They're talking about all these supernatural things, but not one
of them has had a wet dream through any of it.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I didn't realize it's been for eleven years. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, eleven year, eleven years from season one to this
final season.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, wow, all right, and not one wet dream for
one of these.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Not a single let dream like four or five de mcgrgans,
and you know, the all these other things happening, you're
going between dimensions, and not one of them woke up
wondering why is my bed I'll wet? And why is
my leg sticky? And the downside is eleven being extremely psychic.
She's gonna know, Mike, she knows, and she knows that
(37:18):
you dreamed about Max when it happened. I have no reference.
I know you don't betray to us. That's that's important enough. Meanwhile,
there's there's Meanwhile in the next bed, there's Will having
what dreams about Mike.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I guess that's that seems part for the course.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I could probably keep going, but I think we've got
I think we've covered it enough. I do say, I
do give. I don't know if McConaughey told his wife
before they became a couple or dated whatever. Hey, I
had this way dream and that I met you. So
I feel like I feel like that's not a first
date topic.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
You know, that's a that's never did. That's a never topic,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Maybe you're right, maybe he did just save it for
the newsletter and just hope that she would read it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I feel like he had it like written down with
calligraphy and gave it to her some kind of like
one month anniversary. Yeah. That that in a lone star.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's on a scroll. She unfurls it, sees the calligraphy,
and the lone star drops out of it as well.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'm sure blow up, blow blow my load looks far,
you know, respectable, you know, and calligraphy, it really does.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'm gonna have a fun afternoon on canvas has anyone
ever gotten a parental warning on canvas? Because if not,
I'm about to have content for my newsletter. Oh, share
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Speaker 1 (39:44):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
The newsletter? What was it called the blow your Load?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I would.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
What I mean?
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It was good in the moment. He forgot it now.
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something we know all too well. Here inside the Treehouse
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we dream McConaughey, and today we start with no surprise.
Dallas ain't cheap, y'all. A new report states a single
adult in Dallas Fort Worth needs an annual pre tax
income of one hundred and seven thousand and sixty one
(01:26):
dollars to live a financially comfortable lifestyle. This required salary
depagately exceeds the median personal income of DFW residents, which
is currently only fifty one thousand and six h nine.
So what some experts are saying you need to live
comfortably in DFW is double the median salary in DFW.
(01:49):
The study used the fifty to thirty twenty budgeting rule
fifty percent on needs, thirty percent on once, and twenty
percent on savings or debt. That's what they used to
calculate the necessary income. I think you could argue that
most people don't live by the fifty thirty twenty. It's
more like the seventy forty thirty. And I know that
(02:17):
doesn't add to one hundred because I feel like most
people live in debt, and I feel like there's I
think even from the true A Federal Bureau of Labor
Statistics has even supported that, Like there was even another
study it said in America, so not just THEFWS, but
in America, people that make six figures still struggle with debt,
(02:37):
credit card debt, all these things.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
There are all that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Are we all that dumb? Or is it just is
it just you know? What is it? What's the reason
for this?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
When I was living in Los Angeles, there was a
guy who was on the news with it was him
and his daughter, and he has a full time job
forty hours a week and he lives in a tent
under the four or five Jesus, that's where a full
time job. Yeah, it's a decent pain job. Yeah, but
(03:10):
he just couldn't The cost of living is so outrageous
in Los Angeles. He couldn't afford it anymore. So they
got a gym membership and that's where the day, you know,
they go and shower and change and all that stuff.
And they both an a tent.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Not to be a total you know jerk here, but
how much is that content? Well, I mean financing. Yeah,
what sort of a mortgage rate did he get on
the California four or five tent?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I think the tent was a last minute purchase after
he left the apartment. Okay, that's where that came from.
And rent under a bridge, I believe is free. I'm
pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It has costs. It definitely comes with costs. Look, I
think there are a number of factors that go into this,
not the least of which is that, you know, I
feel like wages have been pretty stagnant over the years,
whereas or at the very least falling behind the rising
(04:15):
costs of other things.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, I mean the biggest crisis we face right now
as far as affordability, and it's the hardest one to
figure out how to unravel. But it's it's Airbnb and
and and these corporations that are gobbling up you know, homes, condos, everything,
and it is driven rent and home prices through the roof.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Do you think, Trey, that's a bigger cause for financial
difficulty in people's lives or wage stagnation?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think, I mean, statistically, wages have gone up enough,
it's but home prices, your cost of living has especially
since COVID has just gone through the roof. And a
lot of it is you know, people sucking up properties
for airbnbs and then then you have these massive corporations
(05:13):
that are buying properties as investment for airbnbs, and that
that right there, I think is absolutely the biggest cause
there is.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There was a there was another news story I saw
this past weekend that basically said that there are fears
that the host the hosing Jesus, the hop the home housing.
I put the do together, the hosing economy. That's actually
what this is. It is the hosing economy. Uh, middle
class gets hosed absolutely because you might get it, you
(05:45):
might get a three percent raise if you're lucky, but
you can't keep up with the corporations buying all the
properties around you and the inflated costs of those things.
And because of that, then your property taxes go up
if you happen to be a homeowner anyway, right, part
of that does that's the trickle down economics that nobody likes.
(06:05):
And so one of the stories I saw over the
weekend was that the housing market might be close to
or getting in the neighborhood of a correction, but one
that could be worse than what happened in two thousand
and eight, not because of bad loans that went out
like in you know two thousand and eight area, but
(06:27):
because of all the corporations buying up all these houses
and it's just overinflated home prices. It's absolutely insane.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh, I was just gonna say, like Las Vegas, like
there's a whole I can't. I think it's like two
or three Chinese run companies have bought like I can't
remember if it's Henderson or in Paradise County, but they've
bought like twenty percent of the housing market just because
it's for them.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It's just cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That seems so odd to me. Like when I first
saw a news story about a foreign companies buying land
in America, my first thought was, huh. I thought like
there had to be some sort of major approval process.
And my assumption is that it would be for commercial
use kind of a thing like like the Toyota plant
(07:19):
in San Antonio. I think that's still operational where they
build trucks and SUVs and stuff. I mean, Toyota is
a Japanese company, but they're commercially building things in America.
But now you're talking about foreign companies going in buying
private land for real estate stuff, and that to me,
it's just mind boggling that that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's a safe I mean, if you think about it,
I mean, it's one of the safer investments you could
make in the world that has I mean beyond you know, bonds,
you know, US government bonds are real estate market. You know,
especially if you know you're in it for ten years,
you're going to make money.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, and that and that's what I mean. That's the
part that surprised me is I didn't know as a
foreign company you could buy non commercial like residential real estate.
That to me, it was just like really, I don't know,
it just seems weird that we would have our country
for sale, of our country for sale.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's it's a big issue, and it's like one that
states are talking about about, especially farmland, about you know,
foreign nations owning our farmland and everything else.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, because I don't think we'd be allowed to buy
plots in China.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, you can't buy land in Mexico technically, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Because because if in like residential stuff in Mexico, you
never actually own it. Like if you buy a condo
in Mexico, it's isn't it. It's just like a ninety
nine or one hundred year lease.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
If you're not if you're not a citizen of Mexico. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Right, So that that's why it's so odd to me,
because we're we we allow it to happen. And that's
and that's going to be our biggest that's going to
be our our great failing, is the fact that we
set all this in motion to screw ourselves.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, I mean that was you know, especially in the
early eighties, is when you know Japan started like South
In Corporation bought Rockefeller Center.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
South Incorporation as an American corporation.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
There's a Japanese US it's not okay.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
South Incorporation was started in Dallas, Texas. It's the parent
company at seven to eleven. It was that it was
the Thompson family.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I thought it was bought out. I thought it was
bought out. But it's a Japanese company that owns like
Times Square, I was bought up by And that was
in the early eighties, and so that started happening then,
and it just caught on Hawaii I think is half
Japanese owned.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh that was a whole I mean, but the Japanese
were just looking for investments, you know, and that's h
Everyone thinks the Chinese government has more nefarious things afoot.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Well, I mean, I've never heard the term of foot
used in a very long time, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What, though, I'm glad he did because it calls attention
to it. It stood out more, didn't it. Yes, absolutely,
if you see a headline that says foreign nation is
doing is doing something and something something is afoot, you're
going to pay attention to that.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Well, but it's I mean, this is before I don't
like how Trump is handling the immigration thing. I don't like.
But we should never have gotten to this point where
we let so many people in and all of a
sudden we're like, oh, we don't know who's in our
country because no other country does that. Yeah, and the
same thing, I mean, we we are already one of
(10:50):
the biggest problems in this country is it's like we
let it become a huge problem, then we go, oh,
we' probably should do something about that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
He said. He said, we have a we have a
real reactionary problem in this country. We don't like to
solve any problems because we have a difficulty in doing
it because the problem has run them up for so long.
We don't know how to go back and fix it.
Because most of our problems they're not problems that happened overnight.
They're problems that happened over twenty thirty, forty fifty, sixty
(11:18):
eighty years of this of this stuff. And that's how
it's crazy to me. I think about I know roughly
what my parents made in the eighties. I remember the
Honda Accord they bought in nineteen eighty six, Honda Accord
d X, and that was a little beat ninety nine
hundred bucks in nineteen eighty six. By today's standard, that's
(11:40):
like a one hundred thousand dollars car adjusted for the
relation and all that kind of stuff. I mean, that's
insane when you think about it.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, before they you know, reformed their or their image
or whatever, it came good.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
The key Rillo you could buy one, get one free.
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
When when the head of Kia got visited by three
spirits in the night and woke up and said, KI,
is there everybody?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Yeah, it was buy one, get one free for the
Kyrillo and it was ten grand.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh my god, that's insane.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
My first like when I saw the ad, I was like,
how shitty is this car? Just like, you know what
ten grand? Take two of them? Like I'm trying to do.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You want to talk about something. Car prices are just
oh yeah, insane.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah, but it's all the new car prices are insane.
The used cars are plummeting in value, which is really odd.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
They will until the economy tanks and then all of
a sudden, used car prices are Yeah, people are either
holding on to them or they're buying us. But I
mean f two fifty or an escalator. They're all over
one hundred thousand dollars. I mean, it's yeah crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, my brother got uh because they have, you know,
multiple kids, so they're always taking them to practices and stuff.
So they uh, he's got the uh the suburban uh
and he just bought a brand new one and that
was one hundred and one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
From So I did a I did a quick check.
I was way off of my Honda Cord math by
the way. Yeah, I was, Oh, you don't know who
owns South Lane. You'll be quiet. Uh. So in nineteen
eighty six, if it's whatever. Uh, in nineteen eighty six,
(13:52):
ninety nine hundred bucks is equivalent to approximately twenty nine
thousand dollars to day, and and the the MSRP of
a the starting MSRP for a Honda court Lex today
is twenty eight ninety five. All Right, I guess that's
not as bad as I thought. But still, my parents
could afford that car much more. It was much more
(14:14):
affordable in the eighties than it is today.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh yeah, I mean you could buy you know, you
can buy a house because your mortgage wasn't that extravagant,
like my my nephew just bought his house and luckily
he was in the military.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
His military pension covers his mortgage.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I wouldn't say he was lucky. I think he planned it.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
To be in the military.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, you know, you'll just wake up like, oh my god,
I've been the military today. What unfortunate?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, I mean luckily for like him putting in the
time to get the pension. Yes, so.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Yeah, but he did, you know, his two tours and
Afghanistan and won in Iraq and came back and.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know, I was actually thinking about that just the
other day. As far as I'm concerned, he should have
a free car.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, but even he talks about it, he's like, you know,
he's twenty seven, and he's like most people his age
are in.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Apartments or you know, have roommates and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
And a number of yeah a lot, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Anyway, Dallas ain't cheap, y'all. Yeah, one O seven ants
one hundred seven sixty one dollars to live a financially
comfortable lifestyle in DFW.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I think that right there is also part of the
reason why DFW is a blob remember the movie The Blob.
It just keeps spreading and eating and growing. That's what
DFW is. It is the metroplex blob. It just keeps
growing in, spanding and absorbing all these little towns that
(16:04):
used to be these cute little farm towns and hamlets
like Frisco, Plain, Oh, Salina. These are all all Wataga.
These are all like cute little farm towns and things,
and now they're just new places to put Starbucks in Chipotles,
along with new somewhat affordable housing because the farther out
you get, the cheaper it is. Eventually we're going to
have an actual, honest to god Red River rivalry where
(16:27):
it's Texas and Oklahoma Duken get out for shitty real
estate along the Red River.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I think that'll be just Texas trying to keep the
Oaki's out.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and then eventually going like well maybe if we
take a little bit there and a little bit there,
it just expand.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Texas a little bit. What city do you live in,
hook Warns, That's where I live.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Well, you know when you see a high rise in Sherman,
you'll know we've run out of real estate.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Give it five years, Yeah, five years it's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
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most insane pizza order you have ever heard? Someone from
a pizza someone from a pizza joint shared a very
complicated order they received. They shared that on social media
(20:04):
and it has gone very viral. It was a large
hand tossed pizza with these special requests triple pepperoni, extra cheese,
banana peppers, light holapanos, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions,
(20:24):
half olives, and light sauce. And then the note on
the order to try to explain the situation. Yes, I
know this looks insane and you're probably like, who is
this dude? I have a very pregnant wife. I'm done
questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly
you should be too. Thank you and god speed. That's
(20:47):
the end of the order.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Wow, that is.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Birth control. That's what that is. You want birth control?
Show that to someone, Hey, this is what happens is
you're a pregnant woman around you.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Now, someone did bring up a solid point, which is
and I even thought this when I saw the order
myself a couple of days ago, when you have so
many requests of half this, half that, like half chicken,
half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half olives. That's now four halves.
There's only two halves, right, So where are you putting
(21:30):
some of those halves? Because she may not want the
chicken and the mushrooms touching.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh I'm but that's the thing. Well, I don't feel
sorry for pizza companies. Is they make these an option.
You go on pretty much all the websites. Now you
can do half, you know, left, half, you want this,
right half you want this. They made it to order.
This is what you get.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And you know what, that's fine because at least then
on that order it shows right half left, half right,
just as half half half half half. The order didn't
give her right or a left, so that as far
as the pizza, the guy making the pizza has to
try to figure out, all right, which half gets what?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, suck should be that guy.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
And even in the note, the guy that plays the order,
even in the note he says, look, I'm scared of her.
You should be too. Thank you. And God's speed God's
beat is just another word for good luck.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah, my my ex girlfriends once told me when she
was pregnant to her, the thing was she never and
I've never seen her eat these. I've never seen her
eat ribs, but when she was pregnant, it was just
that she wanted ribs and vanilla ice cream simultaneously.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like she'd dip it.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah. Mmm, that's what comes horrible.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Well, hang on, I mean, face value it it starts
out sounding gross. But what flavor ice are we talking?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Just plain vanilla? Okay?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What kind of barbecue are we talking about? Texas, Kansas City? Okay? Okay,
so not a lot of heavy sauce, all right?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
You know yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Are we talking about beef rib or pork rib?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Beef ribs?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Holy Jesus, it's like a rib Sunday. I try it.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I know what we're selling at the fair next year,
because you know, ribbed Sundays would fly at the Texas
State Fair.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Absolutely. You don't need a spoon, you just use a
big ass beef rib to scoop it out.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I would try that, absolutely. And that's why I asked
if it was a pork rib, because if it's like
a fruity ice cream with a pork rib, they might
pair nicely.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Okay, that was that was the most elegant white trash
thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That's not a white trash thing. That's that's very culinary
of me. Certain fruits and pork, they they compliment and
one another. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yes, like a like a mango sorbet with with with
with a pork rib.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I'm not gonna lie. That sounds good. I tried.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, I'd even try that.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, and honestly, like where I lived, throw a little
Caribbean heat in there, spicy sweet.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, come on, Yeah, you guys are weird.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I mean, you know what, I remember when we you know,
Denny's launched the bacon ice cream and yeah, they brought
it up to the studio. Sounded awful, tasted good, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Think that I think what they did with that was
I think the ice cream is like a caramel with
the bacon. I think that helped or was it?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I thought it was just vanilla.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Maybe it was m maybe flavored ice cream.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, and it it sounds gross, but it was actually
it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I mean I wouldn't seek it out and order it, no,
but I definitely ate it for free. Like and then
and like Trey is like, you know what, not bad?
I've eaten.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
For two guys that don't smoke weed. This is the
most stonor conversation I've ever had with you too.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I can't believe you've never heard about fruit and pork parings.
I mean you obviously haven't watched enough Cooking Channel or
Food Network. That's a very common pairing.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Pork and uh. I mean I've had like apple stuffed
pork chops before.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Exactly. There you go, fruit and pork.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Fine apple with pork, very Polynesian. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
The same thing like with game meats as well, that
you'll see things like like BlackBerry reductions with venison or something.
See it's out there. Yeah, but let's go back to
the Let's go back to the half gallon of Bluebell
Vanila in a Texas beef rib.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Mh.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I'm look, I'm not a food vendor. I've never been
in food service, never been in the food industry. But
if we want to make a splash the Texas Sunday
with the Texas Beef rib at the State Fair of Texas,
I mean, Raj and you'll be able to show your
face and Mesquite, you'll.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Be your hometown hero. They're going to have a parade,
And I've never seen her eat ribs.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
After that. She would just tell she's like, that's all
I that's all I wanted to eat.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Was it was an ice cream And we were together
for six years and I never saw her eat a
rib once.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That is crazy, so weird.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, it's weird what those hormones will do.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
And it's amazing too because you can spend years in
a relationship arguing over what to have for dinner, what
to get to eat, but it is her being pregnant
to finally come up with a goddamn answer. So next time,
next time you want your wife to actually decide what
to eat for dinner, you gotta knock her up.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That's an expensive dinner. It is.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's a very expensive meal. And and the downside is
she's gonna tell you what she wants.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Those rooms are going to college. And I have a
name for it, the Dino Zimpica Light Delight. Okay, comes
with a sponsorship and everything. Order your ribs Sunday and
(27:47):
then get your shot.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, we're gonna be millionaires next year.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
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I think as it is right now, you are in
a relationship and you seem pretty happy. Raj, I think
you're dating someone. You seem pretty happy. I'm just saying,
(29:16):
maybe you did this already and didn't realize it, or
if something goes south, keep this in mind. Okay, if
you want to find the love of your life, you
can do what Matthew McConaughey did, and that is you
gotta check your wet dreams because that's Matthew. It's Matthew McConaughey,
and he doesn't know from you know, keeping things to himself.
(29:40):
According to TMC, Matthew McConaughey was feeling way more than
all right, all right, all right during a dream one night,
revealing he ejaculated in his sleep and it let him
do his wife, Camilla Elvis. He made the emission admission
in his Lyrics of Living newsletter last Friday. That's according
to US Weekly, He explained he laid his head down
(30:03):
on the pillow one night and dreamt about his eighty
eighth birthday, where he was surrounded by twenty two women
and eighty eight children, having fathered one child for each
year of his life. Again, this is a dream. McConaughey claims.
The women all knew each other well, and they had
shared happy times and good memories. No green eyed monster
jealousy rearing its ugly head at the affair, And then
he writes, they all gathered around me on the porch
(30:25):
for a family photograph, and we looked toward a large
format box camera on a tripod at the top of
the driveway three two to one. Then I came, oh,
I'm sorry, and then I came. Matthew says he.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Learned less the best weed.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
He really does, and it's been that way forever. We're
talking about naked playing the bongos back in the day to.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I mean, he was hanging out with Woody Harrelson last week,
so you know, maybe that's the fire.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
That explains it.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Woodies weed. Yeah, I'd go to the dispensary.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I mean, if there was ever something he was going
to give you a nocturnal emission, Woody's weed seems like
it would be the uh leading choice.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, you gotta be careful you go to the right
score though, because I mean.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
But how do you lead with that?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Like, Hey, here's how I know that you were going
to that you and I are going to be together
forever is because and.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Then that happened. I don't know how you open with that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
See, I'm still waiting for the link to his now wife, okay. Uh.
He says he learned a lesson ghosts of girlfriend's past style,
realizing he did not want to be a bachelor forever.
He wanted to be a father and a partner, although
in this case there's like twenty two of them, so whatever,
it's a dream. But Conaughey says he stopped looking for
the perfect woman, allowing the universe to simply where it's
(31:52):
magic and just a few months later he met Camilla,
the only woman he says he's quote ever wanted to
take on a day, sleep with, or wake up next to.
Something that probably feels kind of odd for any other
woman that he took on a date, slept with and
woke up next to, work up, or woke up next to. Prior.
(32:17):
Matthew and Camilla met in six and welcomed two children
together before they married in twenty twelve, and the third
just months after tying the Nott. Moral of the story
big life lessons can hit you when you least expect it.
Just make sure you shower off after they do.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I've never had one, so I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Thank you me either, never had but one.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
What wet dream dream?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Oh no, I mean I think maybe when I was twelve,
maybe somewhere in there like those that happens.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
But no as an adult, no, like that's even.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
As I never had one at period.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Same same with me, Same with me. Don't know why.
Maybe it's because I had knocked him out so much
during the day. I wasn't backed up at nights.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
He was just man handling yourself.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I was into self care well before it was cool.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, but mcconaugh. He's got I mean, he's let a
weird life like his dad. Am I correcting this that
his dad passed away having sex with his mom.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
That sounds familiar.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, I believe that's right.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
So him revealing this isn't the most shocking thing I
think it's ever come out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
It's not, but him putting it in his newsletter is
one thing. And my assumption is if you put it
in your newsletter to tell the masses, I'm assuming he
told his life this. I'm assuming she knows well, she's
read it now.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
And if she didn't know, Yeah, if you're married to someone,
do you really subscribe to their newsletter?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Why does Matthew will Kinda have a newsletter? That's when
you know you're bored.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
She gets mad at you. Why didn't you tell me
about blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I put it in the newsletter. It's on the fridge,
it's in all Right, all right, all right weekly.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I would read that.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Well, you can't. It's a newsletter.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's public.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You can subscribe to it somewhere. You just sign up
for the all Right Express. I'm assuming it's weekly musings.
Things that go on inside McConaughey's head.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, I don't h I don't want to know. I
don't want to know that much.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Like he's a very talented actor, but whatever happens inside
his head, like I don't need to read.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
That sounds like too much.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
What was it the book? Was it his memoir or
whatever book he wrote a handful of years ago. I
think it was called Green Lights. That was very well received.
I think a lot of people. I got a buddy
of mine read it, said it was really good. I've
read a couple of excerpts out of it. Whoever wrote
it's it's really good.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
The ghost writer fantastic.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, whichever ghostwriter they got, they did a really good
job interviewing McConaughey and writing for him.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But then it might be him. You never, I've never.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I haven't read it, so I don't know. Because some
people are gifted in a way of writing the same
way they sound, right, Yeah, and then there are people
that are really good at writing how other people sound,
and then they make them a living on that. I
would I would subscribed to Matthew's musings. That sounds like
(36:04):
a good newsletter.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I would do that.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah, And Look, maybe it's just because I got stranger
things on the brain because we've been watching it. Uh,
you know that the season five that's out now, they've
been real convenient about skipping over the very obvious puberty
things going on with these kids, because I mean, over
the eleven years they've been doing this show, I mean,
(36:26):
these kids are taller, they're you know, they look completely different. Uh.
They're talking about all these supernatural things, but not one
of them has had a wet dream through any of it.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I didn't realize it's been for eleven years. That's incredible.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, eleven year, eleven years from season one to this
final season.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, wow, all right, and not one wet dream for
one of these.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Not a single let dream like four or five de mcgrgans,
and you know, the all these other things happening, you're
going between dimensions, and not one of them woke up
wondering why is my bed I'll wet? And why is
my leg sticky? And the downside is eleven being extremely psychic.
She's gonna know, Mike, she knows, and she knows that
(37:18):
you dreamed about Max when it happened. I have no reference.
I know you don't betray to us. That's that's important enough. Meanwhile,
there's there's Meanwhile in the next bed, there's Will having
what dreams about Mike.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I guess that's that seems part for the course.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I could probably keep going, but I think we've got
I think we've covered it enough. I do say, I
do give. I don't know if McConaughey told his wife
before they became a couple or dated whatever. Hey, I
had this way dream and that I met you. So
I feel like I feel like that's not a first
date topic.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
You know, that's a that's never did. That's a never topic,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Maybe you're right, maybe he did just save it for
the newsletter and just hope that she would read it.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I feel like he had it like written down with
calligraphy and gave it to her some kind of like
one month anniversary. Yeah. That that in a lone star.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's on a scroll. She unfurls it, sees the calligraphy,
and the lone star drops out of it as well.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'm sure blow up, blow blow my load looks far,
you know, respectable, you know, and calligraphy, it really does.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'm gonna have a fun afternoon on canvas has anyone
ever gotten a parental warning on canvas? Because if not,
I'm about to have content for my newsletter. Oh, share
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For Trey, it's at Trey Triunholman, and Raj it's at
Comedian Raj. We'll see you next time right here inside.
What was it called trade the Big Load?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
The newsletter? What was it called the blow your Load?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I would.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
It was good in the moment. He forgot it now.
But we'll see you next time, right here inside the Treehouse.
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