October 30, 2025 • 32 mins
We start off today talking about the infected macaques running around Mississippi, then we learn about Dry Begging and give you something new to have nightmares about.
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Danilmley along with Trey Trendholm,
Raz Sharm and Jerry Caldwell. Today this is episode four
hundred of The Treehouse Show podcast. Thank you for any
of you that have ever spent any amount of time listening,
(00:50):
watching and subscribing, well you appreciate it. In order to
celebrate our four hundredth episode, I think it's only fitting
that a bunch of monkeys escaped. I appreciate the celebration
on I fifty nine in Mississippi that these monkeys decided
to start. So let's capitalize on that. Now aggressive lab
(01:14):
monkeys carrying hepatitis, ce, herpes, and COVID escaped after a
crash in Mississippi. WHOA, I bet everyone's worried about COVID. Now,
I guarantee you had the whole COVID lockdown. All the
shenanigans of twenty twenty twenty twenty one and carrying over
(01:34):
into twenty twenty two started with this inciting incident of
a bunch of infected monkeys running loose on a Mississippi highway.
We all would have taken being locked down a lot
more easily.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I think COVID is how they got most of their
STDs lockdown with nothing to do, and their monkeys they
started off just regular monkeys. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look, this story is terrifying enough on its own right,
But when I read further and saw that this group
of infected monkeys was on the way to Florida, I thought,
why are we tempting fate to this degree? I feel
like that's too much for one planet to handle. Maybe
(02:23):
that's why the truck crashed before it even got to Florida,
because someone along the lines realized, we can't allow this
group of infected monkeys to make it to Florida, because
once they get into Florida waters, God only knows what
will happen in that state.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sounds like the setup to an episode of Black Mirror,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It really does.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Add some dystopian stuff right there.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't get that reference, so I'll just I don't either.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'll say it, it's like the twenty first century version
of Twilight Zone.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
If you guys have not seen Black Mirror, if you
can make it through the first episode of the first season,
your gold.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I hate when people say that. That tells me that episode.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Shit, No it's not, but it's just that intense. Yes,
is it? A group of rhesus macock monkeys infected with
three different diseases running around loose on a highway in Mississippi.
I mean, Gary, I think.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Going back to your original point, you can't. Can you
change destiny because I think all infected monkeys are eventually
up in Florida.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I mean, I think that's the destination for all things.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think when they argue that they all start there,
did they.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Start I mean chicken Egg?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I mean maybe they were going back for a
brief hepatitis city reunion in spring break for them, Yeah,
that's I don't know when they're spring I don't know
when spring is for them. But I think STDs are perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
From Cox going back to yeah, no, you're absolutely right.
It just gives us, It gives us an excuse to
say herpes. Mccock, maccock's got herpes, and Trey you may
be onto something. Maybe maybe they were on their way
to Florida for spring break and they partied so hard
on the road trip that they tumped over somewhere in Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, you know your STDs are bad. When Florida doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You many many of you have too many many and
mccock has no self control.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You never know how strong a mccock is.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Until it's cut loose in Mississippi. Exclaims why Mississippi is burning?
And that's yeah, that's the sequel to the movie Mississippi Burning.
Mississippi Burning, would a pease so to recap here. A
(05:00):
truck carrying monkeys with hepatitis, C, herpes, and COVID crashed
in Jasper County, Mississippi. Several monkeys were destroyed, but according
to this seventeen hours ago, one remains on the loose
and is considered dangerous. You don't say. Tulane University will
(05:20):
send a team to recover the remaining animals. I for
one cannot wait for this Disney movie. I think the
songs themselves will win awards and it'll be a triumph
for children around the world.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
It's it's a funny.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Who do they send the university outside of New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, they're immune to all of those exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
New Orleans.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah, cigarette, no gloves going. Yeah we got this.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Just barefoot.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
People from certain parts of Louisiana take born this way
to a whole new level.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Mhm.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But yeah. Needless to say, it's an eye catching headline
when you see aggressive lab monkeys carrying Hepsie, herpes and
COVID escape after a crash on a Mississippi highway. I
for one was glad that look. I was already glad.
I've never lived in Mississippi. I've driven through it a
couple of times, and I will say some interesting things
(06:37):
that I've seen on that road or on those road
trips have been driving through Mississippi. Like I saw chunks
of a guy because he had gotten hit by a
car on the highway, so that the road was closed
and we had a D tour. The weird thing was
Mississippi Highway Patrol started the D tour really close to
(06:59):
the crash site, so much so that I'm pretty sure
I saw like half of the guy's face on the
road as I detoured off the highway. And side note,
good news, bad news. The best breakfast bagel sandwich I've
ever had in my life is in Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Have you had one in New York?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, I'm just saying in my life. I'm not saying
I've been everywhere and had them all. I'm just saying,
of the ones I have enjoyed and the ones I
have consumed, the best was in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And do you do you know the name of the place?
In case I've ever driving or being captured in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If you find yourself in Mississippi a little angry, let
me know if you have any plans to go in
or around Mississippi, and I'll look up the name. I
can never remember the name. I've only been there twice,
but it was so good the first time that the
second time we made the road trip from Dallas to Florida,
we made sure to go the same way and stop
(07:58):
and get that same sandwich. So I know where it is.
I just can't remember the name of it, but I
can let.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know, if you need okay, I'll let you know. Yeah,
but I do think that the reason they were going
to the truck was going to Florida. Is that just
sounds like when you said it's COVID PPSI and herpes.
To me, that just sounds like a Tampa nursing home.
(08:24):
It's already there. Send them a cocks.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Maybe have the mingled right, wind out with something like
COVID hepa herpes or.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's the new variant, the COVID FU variant or f
all probably.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But there's one monkey left now right.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
According to the most recent report that I've seen, the
team from Tulane is searching for the lone marauding MACCOQ
in Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's just I know that I know Hollywood and I
know how it works. This is the this is the
reboot of Outbreak.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's what this is gonna be for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah. And that's the thing, like, if Hollywood's gonna do
a reboot, you can't just completely copy the original. You
have to amp it up a little bit for modern audiences.
Because back in the day Outbrac started with just it
was like a monkey bite, wasn't it. Yeah, Now, that's
not scary enough. Now it has to be a triple
(09:32):
infected monkey. Yeah, with a crash as opposed to you know,
like uh say someone on spring break taking those beach
photos with the monkey and it just gets and just
bites their ear. No, instead, this is way scary.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah. It starts with the opening sequences. That Yeah, that's
the the opening sequence starts with the truck wrecking and
you see all them like what you think is all
the monkeys destroyed?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And then the one John Rambo of all the monkeys
is the one that's out there.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He's already got diseases. Don't make him stupid on.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Top of it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No, that's actually brilliant because it could take the original
Rambow where he's hiding in mud, except now it's it's
a Reesius Macoque infected monkey, but still at the head zone,
wrapped around like he's left the he's left the testing facility,
but he's never left it behind.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
They drew first blood, not meat.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Or if you did an animated version, it would just
be quagmire.
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what the f is dry begging? That's what I thought
when I saw the headline earlier today, and I'm going
to share it with you now, but before I do,
I'm curious what you think dry begging is.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I called it high school?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
What happens after dry humping?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I thought that was going to be what happens before
the dry humping. First, it's the dry begging, then the
dry humping, and if you're lucky, somewhat humping, and then
some very moist crying. I did all that by myself.
So yeah, that was just a night with the mattress
(14:29):
software here was wild. But it can't hold a candle
to freshman year for the record high school? Anyway? What
the f is dry begging? So we talk about this
a lot, all these new terms that get thrown around
for things that are not new, just a new term
(14:50):
for you know, what to call something this I don't
think I've heard of before on either front. Dry begging
is a form of emotional manipulation that sounds all too familiar.
Have you ever frustratingly, have you ever frustratingly said frustratingly?
Have you ever frustratingly mumbled to your partner that it
(15:11):
must be nice to have a partner who walks the
dog in hopes of them walking the dog more often?
Or have you ever sighed that you'll just do the
errands alone even though you don't want to. Turns out
you may be dry begging. This is a tool that
people use in relationships of all sorts to get their
needs met. According to a therapist and owner of Boulder
(15:32):
Therapy and Wellness in Colorado, dry begging is when someone
indirectly asks for something. There's a need there that they're
not stating it clearly. This is sound familiar in relationships past.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Those are just passive, passive aggressive types stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
So I'm yeah. So initially I was like, is this
a new thing with a new term or is this
just a new term for something we already know? Trey,
I think you're right, this is something we already know.
It's just being passive aggressive, like it must be nice
to insert whatever it is here. She's obviously mad that
you get to do that. Mm, it's like, yes, it
is nice. I get to do this. You know, I
(16:10):
made the choice to do it.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
That's why.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's why I chose to do it. Because I like
it and it is nice. That's why I do it.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
My axe was passive aggressive towards me. I wasn't towards
her because I know she's lazy, so that would be
an exercise and futility, like I'm not going to be
passive aggressive. Being passive aggressive to somebody that's asleep is creepy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
So I just must be nice to be sleeping. Yes,
it is shut up.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So your ex would be passive aggressive to you in
your sleep?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, No, she was.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
She was.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
She's lazy, so she comes home and she goes like
she gets on the couch and goes to sleep after
a long day at work or whatever. And I know
she's busy. I know she does her thing, but she
would be passive aggressive towards like the same things, like oh,
it must have been nice to be home all day today,
and I'm like, yeah, I'm a comic also be gone
for the next week on the road. But I was
(17:06):
never that way back to her because someone wasn't awake,
So hard to do that.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It is fascinating when someone is taking digs at your
choices when in reality they're mad at themselves. Because in
my forty five years, there are a lot of things
I have learned over the years. One of the things
I've learned in recent years is people really hate it
when you hold a mirror up to them because most
(17:38):
of the time they don't like what they see and
they don't like being called out on it. I've seen
this in all walks of life. I've seen this in
personal relationships, I've seen it in professional relationships. I've seen
this with elected officials. I've seen this with not elect everywhere.
If someone is behaving poorly, they absolutely hate being called
out on or a mirror being held up showing them them.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh man, Yeah, I've always said it, I mean, and
I've said it out loud to people, and I've only
dealt with this, I guess customer service wise, or like
you know, at a restaurant or you know, bar or whatever.
I didn't pick your job. So if you don't like it,
leave because you're making this miserable for everybody.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, and that whole.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Passive aggressive thing again comes into play where it's like, well,
my bills. Must be nice that you can be on
the other side of the bar. I'm like, okay, I
just want to leave now. I don't like you. I'll
find another dive bar to go to. It's Dallas. It's
not that hard.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's nice not to make any tips tonight. So about
a minute ago, I would have loved to have put
a mirror up to Trey's eyes, because it's not often
that tray you had your birder eyes going there for
a second.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Is it hitting a little too close to home?
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, you know somewhat.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
When h I just I don't my ex was just
a bit uh and scene.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I didn't have to hold the mirror up to her.
I just said, you're a bit to rnt off.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
She could be like passive aggressive like that and about things,
you know, especially during COVID that you know, when she's
at home not working, and you know, and for a
while I understood, you know, the kids were out of school,
that more than a full time job.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
But when the kids went back to school.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You need a full time job, you need a hobby.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
That's what A few times, you know, like it must
be nice to sit at home all day.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, so so you yourself have been Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
That's the one time I can really think of where
I was absolutely you know, I was like I forgot
what I you know, I was like, well, it must
be nice to sit at home all day and watch TV.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Well I can't. Yeah, no, they're they're back in school.
You can. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's it's kind of like, so you were being kind
of a dick, not a full dick, just like half
a dick because you are ultimately right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I I uh, you know, when all of a sudden
you're supporting a family and uh not really what you signed.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Up for and no gratitude for it. Did Yeah, I
was a complete dick.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Then you're gonna then you're gonna get the big dick.
There's gonna be nothing passive aggressive about it. So back
to dry begging. Instead of making a straightforward request or
voicing a direct want, someone who is dry begging hints
at a need or makes a vague complaint. So instead
(21:02):
of stating I wish we spent more time together, someone
who's dry begging might say, oh, I guess I'll just
stay home with the cat. Jerry, have you been on
the receiving or giving of dry begging.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I've been on the receiving end of it a little bit.
What did they say, must be nice to Oh it
must be nice to sit in front of this website
all day? Or that's back when I was building and
running a website.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I'm working I was. I mean, look at it this way.
It's the ultimate thing, as if someone being mad at
you for your chosen occupation. Let's say, for example, you're
a movie critic, an entertainment writer, or and this is
my personal favorite, along the same lines, you're a sports
(21:57):
talk radio host or sports television so therefore you have
to watch the sports in order to talk about them,
to which eventually that significant other will stay. Must be
nice to be out of a lot of smarts all day,
number one? Yeah it is. This is partly why I
(22:17):
chose my job. This is why I don't This is
why I didn't show any interest in any other thing.
I wanted to do this because then that meant I
could do this for a living.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh, yeah, it must be nice to be at a
bar all day. It's work. Yeah it's not.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, you can't say that to Trey Tray's been sober
for nine years. It's not nice for Trey to be
at a bar all day. I've had to deal with.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Drunk versions of you.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Maybe and maybe clean up some puke in between.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, fabulous, it must be. It really is all about
perspective as well. It's like someone that's bitching about your job, Jerry,
about being in front of a computer all day. Might's
be nice to look at a website all day, yeah,
Turaj ms be nice being able to be at home
all day. Yeah, because you're going to go out at
night and make people laugh. What if the hardest things
on this planet to do? Maybe she has an office
(23:13):
job and she hates it. A guy doing construction outside
of Raj's hotel room, jackhammering away at eight am might
walk into her office someday and say, it must be
nice to be able to work in an air conditioned
office every day. Meanwhile, he's out building bridges and things
(23:34):
or jack hammering outside Raj's.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I don't think this guy's going to do that, mostly because, Yeah,
I found out because I was wondering what was going on.
I heard the jackhammering, and then I heard the language
that I didn't understand, Like I didn't know what like
what region it was from? What accent it was? So
kind of cracked open the door and found out it's
in Most of the construction crew are death.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh yeah, so that's the accent you heard that was unrecognizable.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, because there's still it's okay, So think of it
like Marley Mattlin, Like they still can talk, but they're
also still signing. So that's what I was hearing was
them trying to talk.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
And then when I opened the door, I was like,
what where are these guys from? And then I threw
open the door, and then I just see the sign
language going back and forth and then trying to communicate,
and I'm like, I'm a dick, Just shut the door.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I'm not fluent in sign language, but I can tell
you what they were saying. It'd be nice to be
able to hear.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well, they're working the jackhammers out downstairs in the parking lot.
So if you're gonna hire anybody to work jackhammers, and
hire the guy that can't hear.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It, it's actually pretty brilliant.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, it's genius.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's kind of like it's kind of like being a
coach in sports. What's the idea of being What makes
a good coach in sports tray getting your players and
putting him in the best positions to be successful. I mean,
what better than a deaf jackhammer guy?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, as my buddy Johnny Sanchez says, or a customer
service lady with Tourette's.
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Speaker 2 (26:26):
I love I love it, Jerry, How you can make
lover boys so awkward yet so entertaining, all at the
same time, just a split second behind the vocals. It's
much better today than it was last week. That's for sure,
less less lagged day. There's your light now it works. Also,
I think you're muted, Jerry. There's my light. Yeah, there
(26:49):
you go. All right. This might be shocking to some.
Bats glow in the dark. This really scene SEMs to
have thrown a wrench into a lot of what we've
believed throughout our lives. That's a little generic on how
I put it. More specifically, bats glow bright green under
(27:11):
ultraviolet light, meaning Bruce Wayne's dry cleaner ozum an apology.
At least that's important too, very good.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, I enjoyed that one.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Scientists at the University of Georgia have confirmed that several
species of North American bats glow a ghostly green under
ultraviolet light. So exciting you guys want to see it?
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Sure, all right, here we go ultraviolet lights, Here we go.
So I'm a firm believer. Now do you guys see
the image at all? No? No, hang on, you gotta
turn on the black light. Hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That's an old Zeppelin poster, right, poster smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
We're back, bro, I've got too many buttons open. Hang on,
shas green? Where do you share? It's green again? There
it is?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Sorry? And yeah, that should see it there? Oh my,
that is.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
The stuff nightmares.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
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Speaker 3 (28:36):
Right, yeah, that's the wrong time to do shrooms and
see that. Guy.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm just glad that one time we had the two
times we had bats flying around at our room when
we were living on Saint John last year, I'm glad
we didn't shine the UV lights at it.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
You have black lights in your room. What's going on, guys.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Look, it was a rental. We just wanted to make sure.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Smart Well, we already knew this about scorpions. Now we're
finding it out about bats. I guess we're gonna have
to start walking around with the dark with UV lights
find out what else glows in the dark.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I wouldn't suggest it.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I would actually like to back up just to hear
I did not know that scorpions also glowed in the dark.
Oh yeah, or under UV light or whatever.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
You can also tell, especially in you know, having a
nightclub back in the day, who had really bad teeth,
like dental work done, Because if it's good, your teeth
don't shine like bright white under blacklights. But if your
dental work was like if you had implants put in
or a bridge or something like that and it was
(29:51):
done with like cheap material, they'll just shine. And it's
only that part of your mouth that's shining. You can
look somebody like talking to a girl in smartling, I'm
like she's about to walk away.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
This study examined sixty bat specimens from six species and
found that every one of them, when blasted with UV radiation,
lit up like a frat house on Saint Patrick's Day.
The glow was consistent across sex, age and species, a
rare example of unity in the animal kingdom and possibly
the only time biology has ever looked this coordinated. So
(30:25):
there you go, all sixty bat specimens glue glue glowed
under UV lighting.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
And what exactly why were why did they decide, hey,
let's take a UV light look at bats.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Probably because they were at a frat house on the
research facility slash frat house still have a shared belief
in hold my beer.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, that study seems like it is like my fraternity
brother to your brothers from college. It's just like drunk, Like, dude,
let's go see if bats glow.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Like, okay, maybe that was somebody. Maybe that was somebody
covering up a rave. Yeah, bat flies in. They're like,
hey man, that thing glows. Get this whole thing paid for.
That's right, you can turn this rave into a grant,
all right.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Or they were like, well, we lost our disease.
Speaker 10 (31:25):
Maccock's what next, get the glowing bats? Distracted with the bats?
Holy shit, did you just release bats?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I feel like I feel like we're getting new new
forms of the apocalypse, like the frogs and the Locusts
was just child's play. New plates, Yeah, getting all news.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Or a new hero Bat mccock.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Do you say Bato pat bat Yep.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Whatever you hear is one hero I am.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Danilmley along with Trey Trendholm,
Raz Sharm and Jerry Caldwell. Today this is episode four
hundred of The Treehouse Show podcast. Thank you for any
of you that have ever spent any amount of time listening,
(00:50):
watching and subscribing, well you appreciate it. In order to
celebrate our four hundredth episode, I think it's only fitting
that a bunch of monkeys escaped. I appreciate the celebration
on I fifty nine in Mississippi that these monkeys decided
to start. So let's capitalize on that. Now aggressive lab
(01:14):
monkeys carrying hepatitis, ce, herpes, and COVID escaped after a
crash in Mississippi. WHOA, I bet everyone's worried about COVID. Now,
I guarantee you had the whole COVID lockdown. All the
shenanigans of twenty twenty twenty twenty one and carrying over
(01:34):
into twenty twenty two started with this inciting incident of
a bunch of infected monkeys running loose on a Mississippi highway.
We all would have taken being locked down a lot
more easily.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I think COVID is how they got most of their
STDs lockdown with nothing to do, and their monkeys they
started off just regular monkeys. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look, this story is terrifying enough on its own right,
But when I read further and saw that this group
of infected monkeys was on the way to Florida, I thought,
why are we tempting fate to this degree? I feel
like that's too much for one planet to handle. Maybe
(02:23):
that's why the truck crashed before it even got to Florida,
because someone along the lines realized, we can't allow this
group of infected monkeys to make it to Florida, because
once they get into Florida waters, God only knows what
will happen in that state.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Sounds like the setup to an episode of Black Mirror,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It really does.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Add some dystopian stuff right there.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I don't get that reference, so I'll just I don't either.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'll say it, it's like the twenty first century version
of Twilight Zone.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
If you guys have not seen Black Mirror, if you
can make it through the first episode of the first season,
your gold.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I hate when people say that. That tells me that episode.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Shit, No it's not, but it's just that intense. Yes,
is it? A group of rhesus macock monkeys infected with
three different diseases running around loose on a highway in Mississippi.
I mean, Gary, I think.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Going back to your original point, you can't. Can you
change destiny because I think all infected monkeys are eventually
up in Florida.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I mean, I think that's the destination for all things.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I think when they argue that they all start there,
did they.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Start I mean chicken Egg?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I mean maybe they were going back for a
brief hepatitis city reunion in spring break for them, Yeah,
that's I don't know when they're spring I don't know
when spring is for them. But I think STDs are perfect.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
From Cox going back to yeah, no, you're absolutely right.
It just gives us, It gives us an excuse to
say herpes. Mccock, maccock's got herpes, and Trey you may
be onto something. Maybe maybe they were on their way
to Florida for spring break and they partied so hard
on the road trip that they tumped over somewhere in Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, you know your STDs are bad. When Florida doesn't want.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You many many of you have too many many and
mccock has no self control.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You never know how strong a mccock is.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Until it's cut loose in Mississippi. Exclaims why Mississippi is burning?
And that's yeah, that's the sequel to the movie Mississippi Burning.
Mississippi Burning, would a pease so to recap here. A
(05:00):
truck carrying monkeys with hepatitis, C, herpes, and COVID crashed
in Jasper County, Mississippi. Several monkeys were destroyed, but according
to this seventeen hours ago, one remains on the loose
and is considered dangerous. You don't say. Tulane University will
(05:20):
send a team to recover the remaining animals. I for
one cannot wait for this Disney movie. I think the
songs themselves will win awards and it'll be a triumph
for children around the world.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
It's it's a funny.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Who do they send the university outside of New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, they're immune to all of those exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
New Orleans.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah, cigarette, no gloves going. Yeah we got this.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Just barefoot.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
People from certain parts of Louisiana take born this way
to a whole new level.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Mhm.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But yeah. Needless to say, it's an eye catching headline
when you see aggressive lab monkeys carrying Hepsie, herpes and
COVID escape after a crash on a Mississippi highway. I
for one was glad that look. I was already glad.
I've never lived in Mississippi. I've driven through it a
couple of times, and I will say some interesting things
(06:37):
that I've seen on that road or on those road
trips have been driving through Mississippi. Like I saw chunks
of a guy because he had gotten hit by a
car on the highway, so that the road was closed
and we had a D tour. The weird thing was
Mississippi Highway Patrol started the D tour really close to
(06:59):
the crash site, so much so that I'm pretty sure
I saw like half of the guy's face on the
road as I detoured off the highway. And side note,
good news, bad news. The best breakfast bagel sandwich I've
ever had in my life is in Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Have you had one in New York?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, I'm just saying in my life. I'm not saying
I've been everywhere and had them all. I'm just saying,
of the ones I have enjoyed and the ones I
have consumed, the best was in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And do you do you know the name of the place?
In case I've ever driving or being captured in Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
If you find yourself in Mississippi a little angry, let
me know if you have any plans to go in
or around Mississippi, and I'll look up the name. I
can never remember the name. I've only been there twice,
but it was so good the first time that the
second time we made the road trip from Dallas to Florida,
we made sure to go the same way and stop
(07:58):
and get that same sandwich. So I know where it is.
I just can't remember the name of it, but I
can let.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know, if you need okay, I'll let you know. Yeah,
but I do think that the reason they were going
to the truck was going to Florida. Is that just
sounds like when you said it's COVID PPSI and herpes.
To me, that just sounds like a Tampa nursing home.
(08:24):
It's already there. Send them a cocks.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Maybe have the mingled right, wind out with something like
COVID hepa herpes or.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's the new variant, the COVID FU variant or f
all probably.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But there's one monkey left now right.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
According to the most recent report that I've seen, the
team from Tulane is searching for the lone marauding MACCOQ
in Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's just I know that I know Hollywood and I
know how it works. This is the this is the
reboot of Outbreak.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's what this is gonna be for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah. And that's the thing, like, if Hollywood's gonna do
a reboot, you can't just completely copy the original. You
have to amp it up a little bit for modern audiences.
Because back in the day Outbrac started with just it
was like a monkey bite, wasn't it. Yeah, Now, that's
not scary enough. Now it has to be a triple
(09:32):
infected monkey. Yeah, with a crash as opposed to you know,
like uh say someone on spring break taking those beach
photos with the monkey and it just gets and just
bites their ear. No, instead, this is way scary.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah. It starts with the opening sequences. That Yeah, that's
the the opening sequence starts with the truck wrecking and
you see all them like what you think is all
the monkeys destroyed?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
And then the one John Rambo of all the monkeys
is the one that's out there.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
He's already got diseases. Don't make him stupid on.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Top of it.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No, that's actually brilliant because it could take the original
Rambow where he's hiding in mud, except now it's it's
a Reesius Macoque infected monkey, but still at the head zone,
wrapped around like he's left the he's left the testing facility,
but he's never left it behind.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
They drew first blood, not meat.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Or if you did an animated version, it would just
be quagmire.
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what the f is dry begging? That's what I thought
when I saw the headline earlier today, and I'm going
to share it with you now, but before I do,
I'm curious what you think dry begging is.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I called it high school?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
What happens after dry humping?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I thought that was going to be what happens before
the dry humping. First, it's the dry begging, then the
dry humping, and if you're lucky, somewhat humping, and then
some very moist crying. I did all that by myself.
So yeah, that was just a night with the mattress
(14:29):
software here was wild. But it can't hold a candle
to freshman year for the record high school? Anyway? What
the f is dry begging? So we talk about this
a lot, all these new terms that get thrown around
for things that are not new, just a new term
(14:50):
for you know, what to call something this I don't
think I've heard of before on either front. Dry begging
is a form of emotional manipulation that sounds all too familiar.
Have you ever frustratingly, have you ever frustratingly said frustratingly?
Have you ever frustratingly mumbled to your partner that it
(15:11):
must be nice to have a partner who walks the
dog in hopes of them walking the dog more often?
Or have you ever sighed that you'll just do the
errands alone even though you don't want to. Turns out
you may be dry begging. This is a tool that
people use in relationships of all sorts to get their
needs met. According to a therapist and owner of Boulder
(15:32):
Therapy and Wellness in Colorado, dry begging is when someone
indirectly asks for something. There's a need there that they're
not stating it clearly. This is sound familiar in relationships past.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Those are just passive, passive aggressive types stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
So I'm yeah. So initially I was like, is this
a new thing with a new term or is this
just a new term for something we already know? Trey,
I think you're right, this is something we already know.
It's just being passive aggressive, like it must be nice
to insert whatever it is here. She's obviously mad that
you get to do that. Mm, it's like, yes, it
is nice. I get to do this. You know, I
(16:10):
made the choice to do it.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
That's why.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's why I chose to do it. Because I like
it and it is nice. That's why I do it.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
My axe was passive aggressive towards me. I wasn't towards
her because I know she's lazy, so that would be
an exercise and futility, like I'm not going to be
passive aggressive. Being passive aggressive to somebody that's asleep is creepy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
So I just must be nice to be sleeping. Yes,
it is shut up.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So your ex would be passive aggressive to you in
your sleep?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
No, No, she was.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
She was.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
She's lazy, so she comes home and she goes like
she gets on the couch and goes to sleep after
a long day at work or whatever. And I know
she's busy. I know she does her thing, but she
would be passive aggressive towards like the same things, like oh,
it must have been nice to be home all day today,
and I'm like, yeah, I'm a comic also be gone
for the next week on the road. But I was
(17:06):
never that way back to her because someone wasn't awake,
So hard to do that.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It is fascinating when someone is taking digs at your
choices when in reality they're mad at themselves. Because in
my forty five years, there are a lot of things
I have learned over the years. One of the things
I've learned in recent years is people really hate it
when you hold a mirror up to them because most
(17:38):
of the time they don't like what they see and
they don't like being called out on it. I've seen
this in all walks of life. I've seen this in
personal relationships, I've seen it in professional relationships. I've seen
this with elected officials. I've seen this with not elect everywhere.
If someone is behaving poorly, they absolutely hate being called
out on or a mirror being held up showing them them.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh man, Yeah, I've always said it, I mean, and
I've said it out loud to people, and I've only
dealt with this, I guess customer service wise, or like
you know, at a restaurant or you know, bar or whatever.
I didn't pick your job. So if you don't like it,
leave because you're making this miserable for everybody.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, and that whole.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Passive aggressive thing again comes into play where it's like, well,
my bills. Must be nice that you can be on
the other side of the bar. I'm like, okay, I
just want to leave now. I don't like you. I'll
find another dive bar to go to. It's Dallas. It's
not that hard.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
It's nice not to make any tips tonight. So about
a minute ago, I would have loved to have put
a mirror up to Trey's eyes, because it's not often
that tray you had your birder eyes going there for
a second.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Is it hitting a little too close to home?
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, you know somewhat.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
When h I just I don't my ex was just
a bit uh and scene.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I didn't have to hold the mirror up to her.
I just said, you're a bit to rnt off.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, that's a.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
She could be like passive aggressive like that and about things,
you know, especially during COVID that you know, when she's
at home not working, and you know, and for a
while I understood, you know, the kids were out of school,
that more than a full time job.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
But when the kids went back to school.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You need a full time job, you need a hobby.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
That's what A few times, you know, like it must
be nice to sit at home all day.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, so so you yourself have been Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
That's the one time I can really think of where
I was absolutely you know, I was like I forgot
what I you know, I was like, well, it must
be nice to sit at home all day and watch TV.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Well I can't. Yeah, no, they're they're back in school.
You can. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's it's kind of like, so you were being kind
of a dick, not a full dick, just like half
a dick because you are ultimately right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I I uh, you know, when all of a sudden
you're supporting a family and uh not really what you signed.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Up for and no gratitude for it. Did Yeah, I
was a complete dick.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Then you're gonna then you're gonna get the big dick.
There's gonna be nothing passive aggressive about it. So back
to dry begging. Instead of making a straightforward request or
voicing a direct want, someone who is dry begging hints
at a need or makes a vague complaint. So instead
(21:02):
of stating I wish we spent more time together, someone
who's dry begging might say, oh, I guess I'll just
stay home with the cat. Jerry, have you been on
the receiving or giving of dry begging.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I've been on the receiving end of it a little bit.
What did they say, must be nice to Oh it
must be nice to sit in front of this website
all day? Or that's back when I was building and
running a website.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I'm working I was. I mean, look at it this way.
It's the ultimate thing, as if someone being mad at
you for your chosen occupation. Let's say, for example, you're
a movie critic, an entertainment writer, or and this is
my personal favorite, along the same lines, you're a sports
(21:57):
talk radio host or sports television so therefore you have
to watch the sports in order to talk about them,
to which eventually that significant other will stay. Must be
nice to be out of a lot of smarts all day,
number one? Yeah it is. This is partly why I
(22:17):
chose my job. This is why I don't This is
why I didn't show any interest in any other thing.
I wanted to do this because then that meant I
could do this for a living.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh, yeah, it must be nice to be at a
bar all day. It's work. Yeah it's not.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, you can't say that to Trey Tray's been sober
for nine years. It's not nice for Trey to be
at a bar all day. I've had to deal with.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Drunk versions of you.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Maybe and maybe clean up some puke in between.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, fabulous, it must be. It really is all about
perspective as well. It's like someone that's bitching about your job, Jerry,
about being in front of a computer all day. Might's
be nice to look at a website all day, yeah,
Turaj ms be nice being able to be at home
all day. Yeah, because you're going to go out at
night and make people laugh. What if the hardest things
on this planet to do? Maybe she has an office
(23:13):
job and she hates it. A guy doing construction outside
of Raj's hotel room, jackhammering away at eight am might
walk into her office someday and say, it must be
nice to be able to work in an air conditioned
office every day. Meanwhile, he's out building bridges and things
(23:34):
or jack hammering outside Raj's.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I don't think this guy's going to do that, mostly because, Yeah,
I found out because I was wondering what was going on.
I heard the jackhammering, and then I heard the language
that I didn't understand, Like I didn't know what like
what region it was from? What accent it was? So
kind of cracked open the door and found out it's
in Most of the construction crew are death.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh yeah, so that's the accent you heard that was unrecognizable.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, because there's still it's okay, So think of it
like Marley Mattlin, Like they still can talk, but they're
also still signing. So that's what I was hearing was
them trying to talk.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
And then when I opened the door, I was like,
what where are these guys from? And then I threw
open the door, and then I just see the sign
language going back and forth and then trying to communicate,
and I'm like, I'm a dick, Just shut the door.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I'm not fluent in sign language, but I can tell
you what they were saying. It'd be nice to be
able to hear.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well, they're working the jackhammers out downstairs in the parking lot.
So if you're gonna hire anybody to work jackhammers, and
hire the guy that can't hear.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It, it's actually pretty brilliant.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, it's genius.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's kind of like it's kind of like being a
coach in sports. What's the idea of being What makes
a good coach in sports tray getting your players and
putting him in the best positions to be successful. I mean,
what better than a deaf jackhammer guy?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, as my buddy Johnny Sanchez says, or a customer
service lady with Tourette's.
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Speaker 8 (25:37):
You're in the Treehouse.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I love I love it, Jerry, How you can make
lover boys so awkward yet so entertaining, all at the
same time, just a split second behind the vocals. It's
much better today than it was last week. That's for sure,
less less lagged day. There's your light now it works. Also,
I think you're muted, Jerry. There's my light. Yeah, there
(26:49):
you go. All right. This might be shocking to some.
Bats glow in the dark. This really scene SEMs to
have thrown a wrench into a lot of what we've
believed throughout our lives. That's a little generic on how
I put it. More specifically, bats glow bright green under
(27:11):
ultraviolet light, meaning Bruce Wayne's dry cleaner ozum an apology.
At least that's important too, very good.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, I enjoyed that one.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Scientists at the University of Georgia have confirmed that several
species of North American bats glow a ghostly green under
ultraviolet light. So exciting you guys want to see it?
Speaker 8 (27:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Sure, all right, here we go ultraviolet lights, Here we go.
So I'm a firm believer. Now do you guys see
the image at all? No? No, hang on, you gotta
turn on the black light. Hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
That's an old Zeppelin poster, right, poster smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
We're back, bro, I've got too many buttons open. Hang on,
shas green? Where do you share? It's green again? There
it is?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Sorry? And yeah, that should see it there? Oh my,
that is.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
The stuff nightmares.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Or it's the best rave you've ever been to.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Right, yeah, that's the wrong time to do shrooms and
see that. Guy.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I'm just glad that one time we had the two
times we had bats flying around at our room when
we were living on Saint John last year, I'm glad
we didn't shine the UV lights at it.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
You have black lights in your room. What's going on, guys.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Look, it was a rental. We just wanted to make sure.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Smart Well, we already knew this about scorpions. Now we're
finding it out about bats. I guess we're gonna have
to start walking around with the dark with UV lights
find out what else glows in the dark.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I wouldn't suggest it.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I would actually like to back up just to hear
I did not know that scorpions also glowed in the dark.
Oh yeah, or under UV light or whatever.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
You can also tell, especially in you know, having a
nightclub back in the day, who had really bad teeth,
like dental work done, Because if it's good, your teeth
don't shine like bright white under blacklights. But if your
dental work was like if you had implants put in
or a bridge or something like that and it was
(29:51):
done with like cheap material, they'll just shine. And it's
only that part of your mouth that's shining. You can
look somebody like talking to a girl in smartling, I'm
like she's about to walk away.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
This study examined sixty bat specimens from six species and
found that every one of them, when blasted with UV radiation,
lit up like a frat house on Saint Patrick's Day.
The glow was consistent across sex, age and species, a
rare example of unity in the animal kingdom and possibly
the only time biology has ever looked this coordinated. So
(30:25):
there you go, all sixty bat specimens glue glue glowed
under UV lighting.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
And what exactly why were why did they decide, hey,
let's take a UV light look at bats.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Probably because they were at a frat house on the
research facility slash frat house still have a shared belief
in hold my beer.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, that study seems like it is like my fraternity
brother to your brothers from college. It's just like drunk, Like, dude,
let's go see if bats glow.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Like, okay, maybe that was somebody. Maybe that was somebody
covering up a rave. Yeah, bat flies in. They're like,
hey man, that thing glows. Get this whole thing paid for.
That's right, you can turn this rave into a grant,
all right.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Or they were like, well, we lost our disease.
Speaker 10 (31:25):
Maccock's what next, get the glowing bats? Distracted with the bats?
Holy shit, did you just release bats?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I feel like I feel like we're getting new new
forms of the apocalypse, like the frogs and the Locusts
was just child's play. New plates, Yeah, getting all news.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Or a new hero Bat mccock.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Do you say Bato pat bat Yep.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Whatever you hear is one hero I am.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
And it's the hero you deserve. For all things Treehouse,
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also
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Jerry at that Jerry Guy. We'll see you next time
(32:29):
right here inside the Treehouse
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