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Speaker 2 (00:47):
It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trade
Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out with
us today. Some exciting news not just inside the Treehouse
but around the world. The super Bowl halftime show performer
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for this year's Super Bowl has been announced. But before
we talk about that, let's talk about something far more
important than who's performing at the halftime show of this
year's Super Bowl. I'm, of course, talking about a night
out that was supposed to celebrate the gender of his
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first child. Luke Allman sank ten pints and snorted cocaine
before stabbing a bouncer. And that's a gender revealed party
we can all get behind.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's a boy.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh my god, Oh that's so fantastic in a rage
on a night out, supposed to celebrate, right, the gender
of his first child, ten pints, some blow and stabbed
a dude.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
This has to be in the UK, right it is? Actually? Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, yeah, his.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Name, like I mentioned, Luke Alman. He was jailed for
nine years after the incident on February twenty third, which
saw Almond threaten bar staff and scream I'm going to
f and kill everyone. He was out drinking with friends
in Greater Manchester. The incident unfolded when he stood in
a no service area and shouted I've been waiting here
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for ages.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So he was bar staff love that.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, you really want to piss off the bar staff
stand in the well?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Or do this thing?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, that'll get you stabbed. He threw a sign a
staff members showed him that explained customers would not be
served in that area, before being asked to leave and
violently ejected. A scuffle led to Luke Ullman and two
security staff being injured, with one female guard vomiting after her.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Head got hit.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
My god, that's a party. Uh, CCTV showed him landing
on his back and then walking away. Then twelve minutes later,
he returned with a flick knife he thought was legal
because the blade didn't quote look that big.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So he's a smart fella too.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, super bright. This kid, this kid that he's having
is gonna be a genius. There's no doubt in my mind.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Yeah, Manchester's like factory town. Man Like, that's what it is.
I mean, you got a lot of guys or laborers
in Manchester, So I don't I don't put it past
him to be like.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It didn't look that big. So he snapped him. Okay,
what judg goes? What judgment? Oh yeah, fair enough. Well
let me see the blades here it is. Maybe you're right,
that's more of.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A tickle blade.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Or go the crocodile. Dundee, that's not a.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Nice on them.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
He said.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He got nine years.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Uh yes, I believe that is the case.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
A shockingly long sentence actually for.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Uh well, attention murder. Yeah, yeah, I mean in this.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Day and age. Yeah, I hate to say it, but
yeah it does.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, maybe it's because the dorman that he stabbed wasn't
even involved in the initial altercation. So maybe had it
been one of the first two he got in a
row with, then maybe it would have been something more
severe or less severe.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I can't tell what the powder wig folk. But yeah,
I just it just sucks because like the doorman that
was not involved in this at all is the one
that gets stabbed, and you know, he's left wondering why
did I get one?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
What? What did I do?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't care where you stand as long as it's
not clogging up my door.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Fine, don't show me your ID.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The dorman suffered grim injuries and was left needing emergency
surgery because of a protruding bowel from a wound in
his abdomo. Yeah all right, Yeah, that is not a
tickle blade. That's a that's a file at blade.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah he got dundee.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, now the nine years make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
For security staff were required to wrestle the knife from Ullman.
One staff member was hit in the head and suffered
an injured thump, to which the door met with his
guts hanging out, said really you need medical attention.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's really good cocaine. I hit me, thum, I mean
I can poop outside of my stomach. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The female staff member that threw up because she got
hit in the head. I don't think she threw up
because she got hit in the head. I think she
threw up because that dude was holding his guts.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
In or initial you know, immediate cte.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That'll do it.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Yeah, that'll make you a little peaky, like when you
ran into the when you ran into the structure at
your playground.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh yeah, did you get a little woozy? Did you
get a little queezy? Go? Remember that's how hard I
hit it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
When you go forehead first into some solid wood playground equipment,
there's not a whole lot left to remember.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's possible.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I mean, I might have been knocked out and thrown up.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I have no idea. It just rolled you on the
side and continued recess. M h.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
All Men later told police he had he had gotten
drunk and had been roughed up by security. The bouncer
who was stabbed and was holding in his guts said
he thought he was gonna die.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He even said, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Normally quite active, but after that moment, I am wary
of my surroundings and look around a lot more yes
head ones.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
With nice to be nice to be observant.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I know they don't have guns over there basically, but
you know every bar has the secret bat or old
school maglight is something that you break out in case
of emergencies that you can really, oh, you know, knock
a fellow around.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I sure can.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
So my guess is he did this early enough to
where the bouncer wasn't there yet. He left, got thrown
out after he knocked out the girl and some other
bartender or whatever leaves.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I mean, he got into it with bouncers.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I thought they were bar staff.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, I mean the bar staff told him to get
out of there, and then the bouncers came.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And then that's when the I think, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It references for security people, didn't it, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Oh yeah yeah, So I thought that's after the stabbing.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So I think, if I remember what happened here on
the timeline, he stands in the well, the bar staff says,
get the hell out of the well. You're not getting
served there. He took issue with that. Security came over
and said, hey, get out. They throw him out. Then
he came back with his tickle blade slash file at knife,
and that's when another fight ensued and he stabbed. The
door man had nothing to do with it in the
first place, and his guts was hanging out.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Okay, yeah, that's a solid Tuesday night in Manchester.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Amen.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And what's funny about this is the place that this happened,
bask the bar. It actually looks kind of like a
nice place. It doesn't really look like a bar. It
looks honestly, it looks a little more like a like
a nice trendy coffee here, I'll show you. I mean
(09:04):
that's a that's a swinky kind of a place. Yeah,
that doesn't look like the place where the doorman got
stabbed in his interils was hanging out.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, that's also well that during the day. At night,
I'm sure it takes on a different feel.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It does, it's a squishy feel.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
But here's here's also my thing is like they kicked
him out after ten pints.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That should have been like after six.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
You're like, hey, buddy, you might wanta you're having a kid,
you might want to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
He's just element.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
They're like, no, keep him going, keep him going. And
then somehow scored some blow. But yeah, the gender reveal.
I wonder like he doesn't get to see this kid
for nine years, it's gonna be very interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well, now the kid gets a dad reveal.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, that's just called the lineup?
Speaker 6 (10:05):
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It wasn't that long ago we were talking about the
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the zombies squirrels. These are the ones with puss filled
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wart sores on their heads, terrorizing backyards in North America.
And I'm wondering, as a roofing guy, have you seen
any zombie squirrels, any any tentacle bunnies, any other creature
that you've seen that we need to let people know about,
any any roof demons.
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Actually, I'm been very fortunate. I have not seen anything
in person like that.
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I looked all of those up. The pictures are kind
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Speaker 9 (11:31):
But that is very common. You get squirrels in times
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Swell the wrong way, All right, here we go. The
NFL has announced it super Bowl halftime performer for this
upcoming super Bowl. Drum roll please now, drum roll in
Puerto Rican Bad Bunny.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, it's going to be terrible.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Thank you, thank you, Santa Domingo.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
This really would have been the more fitting sound.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah. Ah, yes, the sound of vik is going wild.
I know, I know he's very popular and I get
that and it.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Oh so now you have to understand now we're at
this age right that the super Bowl halftime show is
no longer for us. It's for this generation coming up.
That's who it's for, and that's a hard.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Pill to swallow. It is, there's no doubt, but it's
not for us anymore.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Puerto Rican pop star Bad Bunny has confirmed well headline
next year's Super Bowl halftime show in Santa Clara, California.
The thirty one year old who has topped Spotify's Most
Streamed Artists list not once, not twice, but three times
in the last five years, which, by the way, is
more playoff appearances than the Cowboys have had in that
same type stretch. In a football themed statement, what I'm
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feeling goes beyond myself. It's for those who came before
me and ran countless yards so I could come in
and score a touchdown. This is for my people, my culture,
and our history. No pressure there, obviously.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I think that was done through Google Translate.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Switching into his native Spanish, Bad Bunny, whose real name
is Benito Antonio Martinez Acossio, he said, oh, that's actually Spanish,
so it translates to go tell your grandma, We're going
to be the super Bowl halftime show. So congratulations.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Is that a first Latin act that's been Super Bowl
halftime show?
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Can Ricky Martin get it? At one point?
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I think you're right, So I don't think it's the
first Latin, but I'm guessing it's the first Puerto Rican.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yeah, and he's got to follow Kendrick Lamar. Oh, good
luck with that, because that.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Was you know what those if you're a Kendrick Lamar fan.
It was if you really didn't know who Kendrick Lamar
was or only knew of him casually, you were probably
underwhelmed by the performance.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, Ricky Martin did not do super Bowl. He did
that at okay, like like he literally saying, it's like
the night at the super Bowl, which I guess.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't know. Was it the orgy Dome?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Does that thing just move around from Burning Band to
Coachella to then you know, super Bowl Miami Beach.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
And by that thing when we talked about Ricky Martin's penis, is.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
That what.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Romes? What is it? Solving crimes? That's a new Lifetime show,
The Hard Truth Storry Ricky Martin Star Ricky Martin's He's
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not even builed.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I think Dan for oh there is Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It was so funny. My whole machine locked up.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
On the next episode of He Bangs.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Sorry, it's just the dumbest thing I've ever said live
in Levina Loca.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Anyway, Bad Bunny is going to be the halftime performer
at the next Super Bowl. Congratulations to him, happy that
he could represent Puerto Rico and be very proud. I
would like to humbly request, as the neighbor forty miles
to the east of Puerto Rico on the island of
Saint Thomas, please do our region proud and please remind
him that we exist. And also, if you could, can
(18:23):
you do like a quick sign or something to request
some adjustments to the tariff policies that are now affecting
the territories which are now being treated like foreign countries. Yeah,
so that's just a quick heads up. If I need
to send you guys anything, I'm charging you for the shipping.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's how it works exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Anyway, So, on the heels of the Bad Bunny announcement
by the NFL, I kind of wonder if they made
this announcement earlier than they normally do. It feels a
little earlier, but I don't really keep track of when
they typically announced these things. The reason why I say
that is because while Bad Bunny is one of the
most streamed artists.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
In recent years.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
On Spotify, there are a few others that are heavily
streamed as well. He is the third most streamed artist
in the world last year, behind The Weekend and a
little girl named Taylor Swift. Now, if you remember just
a few weeks ago, when Taylor Swift went on Travis
Kelcey and his Brother's podcast, she announced her new album,
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which comes out this week, and then there were all
the Swifties that thought she was dropping easter eggs about
the possibility of her headlining the Super Bowl halftime show
this year. Now there's an actual rumor that she was
set to do it, but negotiations fell through with the
NFL because the NFL didn't want to acquiesce to her demands.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, because they don't get paid for the show.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Exactly, and Taylor Swift don't like that. And that has
not necessarily to do with the money. She doesn't need money.
It's more of a principal thing. It's apparently part of
the negotiations From the rumor, I'll just read this to
apparently Taylor Swift turned down performing at the twenty twenty
six Super Bowl halftime show because the NFL would not
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agree to terms that reflected her value. Okay, the speculation
about Taylor Swift's possible performance has now reportedly come to
an abrupt end. Industry insiders claimed that Swift made some
demands to perform for the halftime show. However, the NFL
refused to meet those terms, and the deal has fallen through.
In that the NFL reportedly wanted her to do this
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show for exposure, but as an industry insider bluntly stated,
and the rest of the world already knows, Taylor Swift
doesn't need exposure.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
That's correct.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
For years, fans have eagerly anticipated her performance at the
Super Bowl. The anticipation increased this year after the rumors
of her deal with the NFL hit the headlines. However,
Rob Shooter's exclusive report on Substack revealed that Swift turned
down the offer after the NFL refused to meet her demands.
The NFL reportedly does not pay the Super Bowl performers,
and Swift was not okay with that. She demanded that
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the NFL let her reserve full ownership of her performance,
while also asking for slots to advertise her own projects
during the show. The NFL, however, did not agree to
those terms. A music executive told Shooter she wasn't asking
for favors, she was asking for respect. The insider emphasized
Swift's global influence, stating, Taylor knows her worth, she knows
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the kind of rating she brings, the global attention she commands.
She wasn't about to hand that over for free. As such,
the free performance was part of the fight. As an
insider put it, they expect the biggest artists in the
world to do it for exposure, explaining, Taylor Swift doesn't
need that.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I I find that suspect. And here's why it's not
the NFL would be negotiating. It'd be Jay Z and
his label. That's who who is in charge of the
halftime shows. Okay, yeah, and who's probably the number two
female artist.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh, that would be Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, so Queen b. I don't know that I really
buy that the jay Z was too hot to bring
Taylor as a halftime artist.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Especially if he was to give her a better deal
than what Beyonce got.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Well, I mean if anything, though, if that, if that
had gone through, that should just tell other artists that
are on that level with the Taylor Swift, like Beyonce is, yeah,
you deserve more unless you just really just want to
do the show just because you want to.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Yeah, But I mean he's also a businessman, so he's
probably got people that are in charge of it. It's
not good directly going to jay Z, so it's probably
a part of his team.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Actually, every like everything I've read is that that's one
thing he's pretty hands on about. Uh, but you know,
I don't know. I just she doesn't need it. I mean,
that's probably the biggest thing. And that's the thing the NFL.
And it sounds stupid, but a nightmare scenario for the
NFL if the Chiefs make the super Bowl and she's
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the halftime show, like that could totally take wage. That
could be bigger than the game itself, which they don't want.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, tumbel visions.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
But I mean I get that all the time when
people are like, you know, how much do you charge
for an hour set for a corporate show? And I
give them my price and they're like no, but there's
gonna be like two thousand people there, so look at
the exposure. I'm like, I'm fine, you can just pay
me the money. Yeah, And people try to use that
as an excuse, and I.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Hate that exposure doesn't pay bills.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
I can't go I can't go to the electric company
with exposure. I can't show them my Instagram page and
go look how many followers I have and they're like,
get out of here. Kid, Why are you paying for electricity?
Don't silly guy? And yeah, and Beyonce already got one
halftime show. That's when we found out the rest of
Destiny's Child lives under her stage.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Just waiting for her to snap those fingers whom they're there.
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have a point there. Maybe the reason why Beyonce did
the halftime show wasn't for exposure, obviously because she doesn't
need it. Because the rumor is that the NFL wanted
Taylor Swift to do it for exposure, and Taylor Swift's like,
you need me more than I need you. So maybe
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the reason Beyonce did the halftime show was out of
charity for Destiny's child.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
I mean they get hey, they get housing, they get
to live under the stage. I'm sure she throws I'm
sure she throws food down there. Sometimes I don't know
how it works.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Get Kelly and the other one.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
That's the thing. Beyonce is so famous you forgot she
was in a.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Group, like because because I was of the age that
I knew who Lionel Richie was before I understood the Commodores.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Oh really, I knew the Commodoores before it was solo.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But yeah, so I so you know, there is a
generation of people that have no idea Beyonce was a
part of any sort of a group.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Who's the other girl? There? Used to be legitimately there
used to be four of them.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, No, the the original there. You're right, there was four,
but Kelly and Beyonce the only two of the original four.
Then they dropped the other two and added Michelle.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Kelly Roland Michelle Something's so, I got it.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It was it was Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yes, that's the that's the one. Uh but yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So anyway, the rumor was that the other girl that
got dropped got in a fight with Beyonce's mom, and
you don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh no, no, no, that that'll get your canned. Yeah
that's not a good idea. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
So yeah, maybe that's the reason why Beyonce did the
Super Bowl. Wasn't for money, wasn't for exposure. She didn't
need either of those. Maybe it was just she.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Just you know, wanted to.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
She wanted the other girls from Destiny's Child to chance
to stretch their legs a little bit.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
The other twoes make a wish just one more time
in front of people.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Fine, you're gonna cry about it non stop for years.
It's just a painment from the surgery.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, you're hungry and thirsty.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You eat where the roadies eat. All right.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Speaking of big announcements, I know it's hard to uh
to follow the NFL andnouncing it Super Bowl halftime performer,
but NBC took a wild swing at it. NBC announced
that Snoop Dogg was so popular and we all loved
him so much watching him cover the Summer Olympics that
NBC has decided to bring him back for their coverage
(29:17):
of the Winter Olympics, which really is not that surprising
to anybody when you consider how much he probably knows
about powder and rocks.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yes, and he also likes to smoke trees, so.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Which is great because he is going to be so
useful as a correspondent on NBC. Not only can he
give you insight and information about the events, but if
there's a tree in the way on the slalo, of
course he'll just smoke that bitch right up, right down
and save everyone.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
He's got papers big enough, he'll do it.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Isn't it in the Is it the Italian Alps? Is
that where it's at? Where is it at this year?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's in Italy?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
It's in Italy, the Italian Alps.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, So just imagine, you know, you that they make
that announcement and you're a weed dealer in that town.
Can you imagine, like just what just went? Like you
just started looking at homes you can't afford, like what
you're just You're like, yeah, I would get this come December, baby, you.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Know, And honestly, I don't even I don't deal drugs,
I don't grow weed. I can't even I can't even
take weed because it just makes me motionsick.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
But now I'm considering going to.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Italy and you know, living there for a bit and
starting up a business just for Snoop job in town.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, y'all are going on the assumption that Soup Snoop
Dogg is not going to bring his own. If I'm
a dealer, I may be worried about the market's about
to get saturated because he's bringing kilos with him.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yeah, while that is a very while that is a
very real possibility. I think then what you do is
you have to you do have to market a little bit,
throw up some billboards with your product on saying by local.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
He still has to go through customs. I know, he's
Snoop still has to go through.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I dot the I dot. The yacht that he might
pull up in, you know, may not go through some
rigorous customs.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
They just as the as the as the as. The
boat just drifts into the marina and they just pick up.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
The dog and show them the boat. Yeah, it's fine,
it's clear.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
You gotta hear Cat William's story about smoking with Snoop.
He was he wasn't aware of just how it works.
He cat smokes a lot of wheed and he's like,
he rolled up a joint and he passed it and
he's like, in seconds there was it was back in
front of my face.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
They smoke really fast, and he didn't realize there were
four joints in rotation. So he ended up smoking like
basically one and a half full joints on his own
in like an a half hour setting.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
He's like, I've never been that messed up in my life.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
That was what happened with me when I tried it
a few years ago. Yeah, it was. It was two
years ago and I asked one of the guys.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
At the beach.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I was like, hey, can can we get more? And
I said it just like that totally cool, and so
we went home.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Sound like a cop at all or look like one?
Speaker 11 (32:09):
Either?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Hello you two? Can I get One of the good
news is.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I do not look like a I do not look
like a Caribbean police officer. That's the important thing.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
A Ea, yes, yeah, you look like a da arc.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Well the good news is I had been going to
that bar for so long he knew I was legit. Okay,
probably anyway, so I had the joint and then I
proceeded to smoke three fourths of that thing inside of
thirty minutes. Because I don't know the difference between weed
cigarette and regular cigarette, because as a smoker for like
fifteen years, I smoke.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, so when it when.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
You cross over to the marijuana side, you can't smoke
it the same way.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
No, and marijuana usually tells you when he starts making
a cough and choke you bypass.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
That's skip right over.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Man.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
When you talk about Kat Williams and Snoop, like Kat
William's getting messed up, listen to Snoop story about smoking
with Willie Nelson and he's like, I've never been that
messed up in my life. That's Snoop talking because Folly
got him that high.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
He's like, really is a great lesson because there's that,
there's the saying that there's you think you're rich, there's
always someone richer. You think you've got a big boat,
there's always another boat, someone else is always a step
above you. But when you got Kat Williams shocked by
how much weed Snoop smokes, and Snoop is shocked by
(33:31):
how much weed Willy smokes, is there anybody above Willie.
Speaker 6 (33:37):
Uh Bob Marley.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
I was hoping it'd be like someone you wouldn't expect,
like Angela Lansbury.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Or Conway Twitty.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, yeah, Conway Twitty or Don Knott's.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'd pay so much money to watch high don Nott too.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I think that's the reason why his gun was so
shaky in the West, was because his anxiety was high
and he was in.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Between Dealers him or Wilford Brimley.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
I want to see him just talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Wilford Brimley, just surrounded by instant oatmeal packets.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
He's just eating right out of the pack.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
He's not even not even cooking a bit, mustall of oats,
peaches and cream.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Now I can't get a high Wilford Brimley out of
my head. He diabetes over and over again, diabetes.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
And honestly, that explains the diabetes when you smoke so
much weed and you're constantly eating candy or.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
This would have been cool if we would have found
out mister Roger. I know he was a minister and
this and that, but I would have loved to see
a high mister Rogers.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Wasn't he wasn't he also a Marine. I know Don
Knots was a Marine corpdill sergeant.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I feel like we need some serious research on some
of these claims.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
No, he wasn't a buddy of mine one because he
was because Arlee Ermy, who played the drill instructor in
Full Metal Jacket, actually was a military man and part
of the way he got that role.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Don Knots a oh drill instructor. He served in the
US Army. Sorry, he was an army instructor. Yeah, so
not not What did he instruct how do not shoot?
I don't know. Maybe he was in charge of the French.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Uh, never use your gun.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
That actually is pretty intimidated.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
He just get put in front of thousands of people
with a really shaky gun.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
No one wants to move.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
This guy has the worst aide, so you don't know
who's going to get it. So we just recommend everyone
stays still.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Everything's friendly fire.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
I couldn't imagine taking instructions from Don Knotts me. No,
go back to Mayberry, dude, what are you talking.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
About Mayberry MP.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, it's the Mayberry Delta you.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Delta eight?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Oh god, that's the Knines name, all right?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
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