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Speaker 1 (00:18):
It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Glad to see you alive. Raj,
it appears you have survived Tulsa, so congratulations I did.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It was a love lovely city that I saw none
of because well that's why you can say it's lovely.
We we did not went to a really nice Indian restaurant,
so there's really good Indian food there.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
So Tulsa has Indians now well obvious jokes aside, Dan.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's hotels there, so yes, they have Indians.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's like a very loose interpretation of Field of Dreams
when when they said build it and he will come
for the Indians, it's well, we build a hotel and
then well we're already there.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, way we built it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We you know, we have the hotels and you know
there's obviously a hospital there, so there's and the Indians
there too.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
The only uh, the only problem was the late show
Saturday night is the Tulsa you're thinking about it, and
it's funny because they somebody else brought this up that
they filmed the first forty eight and cops in the
same season simultaneously, because that's how it was.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Uh wow, I'm not when I said there has not been,
to my knowledge a season of the first forty eight
that has not had Tulsa as part of like, because
usually there's like five departments that in a season. Yeah,
Tulsa's been there to my knowledge, every season.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, same with Dallas and Houston.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Oh no, Dallas was not even Dallas was in there
for like two or three seasons.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh yeah, well yeah, the big city politics came into
play there and said we got to knock it off
with your participation in the first forty ages making Dallas
look bad. It's like, well, Dallas does that on its own.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I like how for Houston, they don't say Houston, they
say Harris County.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
That's because it's the Sheriff's department.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
It's not the city, it's not the Houston Police, it's
it is Harris County Sheriff.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, but uh, there was a group that came in
and uh there was an older lady who the scent
that she was wearing I was would be oh diskunk
weat uh and she h a lot like me, Like
her late sixties, and she she was she was gonna
(02:52):
be a problem, and I knew it, like my spidy
senses started tingling, and so I went to the box
office when when they checked in, and I said, she's
going to be a problem, and she's she My buddy
Shri is the one who's featuring for me. So she
tried to fight him while he was on stage. At
one point she got she got up and started walking.
(03:14):
Luckily they it's salsa, so they have security and her
group of friends. I thought this was entertaining apologize for
her behavior, and then just sent her away. Now when
I say sent her away, they just told her to
go wait by the car. The show is two hours
(03:36):
and she's very high. Do you think she's going to
wait for two hours?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
They were hoping she'd wander into traffic.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well she she she went a wandering because it took
them two hours to find her.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
What color of alert was issued raj uh for children
silvers for those of a certain age. Was it a
silver alert?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
This was more of a black and wild.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That's the kind of alert that was left for this lady.
So the alert was blunt, yes, they and it's not
a very big the club isn't a strip mall basically,
and it's not a very big strip mall to begin with.
So but it took them two hours to find her.
And she was just sitting like leaned up against another car,
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just on the ground, that's why, and and very asleep
and very drunk.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well I'm glad they found her, yes, and we're glad
that we've got you back inside the tree Use Last
week when you said you were headed to Tulsa right
after the show, Trey and I were legitimately concerned for
your safety because, for those that don't know, Tulsa is
not the safest town in the Midwest.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, I was not aware. Like it does have h
it does have its reputation.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It certainly does. Does Tulsa have a Starbucks? I don't know, Okay,
I'm going to assume it does, because most medium cities
in the United States and up have a Starbucks. Even
small towns most have have Starbucks. There's a Starbucks in Cleburn, Texas.
Oh no, no, no, no, you want to talk about
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your Cleburn.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
When I went to East Texas a couple of weeks ago, Like,
there are Starbucks now at rest stops along I twenty. Hmmm,
like in I forgot it was Lyndale. I mean, okay,
small towns, but.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Technically you can find a Starbucks in a po dunk
East Texas town. But it's not because Starbucks said we
need we need a store in Lyndale. It's more of
we need a store every so many miles along the
United State Interstate system.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, the one in off West Timer in Houston. There's
a Starbucks directly across the street from a Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And I bet they both do killer money.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, because there's a median. That big median on West
Timer separates it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
So yeah, there's a Starbucks directly on the street from
the Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
You know how you feel about not wanting to attend
any sort of a function or public event or party
whatever if you can't find parking within two passes. I
don't like going to places if I have to you
turn around to get them. So if there's a Starbucks
caddy corner from each other, I'm gonna go to the one.
They're all I gotta do is just casually turn right
into The reason I ask about Starbucks and Tulsa is
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because not only do we have today to rejoice about
your return from Tulsa. But today, according to Starbucks, today
is the official start of because the pumpkin spice latte
has returned to Starbucks.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Did you break out your rugs?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You know what, if it wasn't going to be around
ninety degrees today, I might be tempted to break out
the ugs and some flannel and some black tights and
dressed like a basic.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Bitch apple bottom jeans.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Of course that's the furry ugs. Also, notice the thugs.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Nobody needs pumpkin spice anything that's the It just smells gross.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think it's actually delicious, And I've made fun of
it for numerous years in a row about how Starbucks
gets to announce to the world when the start of
fall is despite the fact that August twenty sixth August
anything in Texas is still well, you know, hot, is.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I I understand if you're in a place that has
forced seasons, where the announcement of fall is a really big,
joyous deal. In Texas, why, yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Falls barely a week.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Fall is a sprinkling of about ten good days in
between summer and winter.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, it's a hiccup between deathly hot and ice freaking cold. Yeah,
and keeping in mind ice freaking cold to us is
in the fifties.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Fall is the reason for like the Macy's sale, Like
that's the only thing that that Dallas gets.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like, how's the weather, Well, there's a sail at Macy's.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, I mean it really is. It's like you you
have to you have to. Fall in Texas gets wedged
between heat wave and ice storms.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
No, what we should call it spring? Summer, football season, winter.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
That's true in Texas. There is no fall. It's just
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is all Trey's fault because he sent this to me.
What happened, in general, is the fault of one individual
(11:48):
on a flight. A British Airways flight got interrupted because
a British Airways a British Airways flight attendant was discovered
naked and reportedly booking meth in a laboratory during a
transatlantic flight from San Francisco to London. The incident shocked
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passengers and crew, raising fresh concerns over safety and professional
conduct among airline staff. To be fair, professional conduct among
airline staff is not a typical thing I worry about.
I'm more concerned about the conduct of passengers typically, but
this is clearly an exception. The flight attendant, who had
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previously appeared in British air in British Airways official safety video,
was removed from duty and arrested upon landing at London Heathrow.
So if you have been on a British Airways flight
recently and you watched the safety instruction video, you saw
this flight attendant in a normal state of dress, but
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not on this flight. Just imagine you're on this flight
San Francisco to London and you've watched the safety video
and you thought, oh, my flight attendant on this flight.
It's the person in the video. That's kind of cool.
And then later on they get hauled out of the laboratory,
high on meth and naked.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
That's a safety video I'd watch.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, they always say that pay attention to the flight
attendants during their safety instructions, and by god, if they're
smoking meth and naked while doing it, I'm going to
watch them blow into that little tube on the life
preserver buckle that seat belt. Show me, how.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
How did you get the meth passed through TSA.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
They typically just kind of they have a different clearance
so they don't.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Go through the.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
They're not subjected to the same amount of scrutiny as
we are as normal passengers. Now, as sexy as this
story sounds, you know, flight attendant smoking meth naked in
an airline laboratory. It changed, Okay, British Airways confirmed that
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he has been suspended pending a full internal investigation. This
is where our sexism stereotypes come into play to kick
us right in the ass, because we were all thinking
British female flight attendant, right, Yeah, well that's our fault
for assuming it was a dude.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
And what's what's even you know, you wonder what his
state of mind was because typically those transatlantic flights that
they have a little crew quarters where you.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Know upstairs in them. Yeah, there's like an upstairs area
where they all sleep.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Yeah, so I guess he just like fight the feeling.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
See, I've never been on a transatlantic flight, so I
have no idea. I've only been on you know, just
normal ass planes, and the crew just either hides in
the back or maybe tuck in at the front. So yeah,
I mean, I haven't really thought about that. The flight crew, Yeah,
they got to sleep too. And maybe this guy thought,
I don't no one. Instead of coffee, maybe he thought
he'd start his day with some meth.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I mean, and they're British. Their teeth are already bad
enough as it is. Why are we adding meth to this?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I feel like we're just leaning in on two stereotypes now.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
But it.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is true that it's a lack of vitamin it's a
lack of vitamin D. Because the weather's always it's very cloudy.
They don't get a lot of sun. That's why they're pasty.
And then they get the teeth, and now you're adding
meth mouth to it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
According to passengers and colleagues, the crew member locked himself
in the lavatory mid flight and was found completely unclothed,
reportedly smoking crystal meth. Witnesses described him as incoherent and erratic,
muttering nonsense phrases before he admitted I've been a very
naughty boy. Such behavior not only endangered his health but
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also raised serious concerns about crew reliability during during a
critical transatlantic route.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Was that your attempt of being Benny Hill?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Now that's the Star Wars Cantena song that rings on
my cell phone whenever someone calls me, and my phone
automatically pairs to the bluetooth on my mixer sometimes, although
never when I want it to. And is it I
was a happy accident?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Is it a thing?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Because like, okay, so we have the British Airways passenger
of the flight attendant, but then we all also had
like little nas X who was naked and on some
sort of methamphetamine. So is it a thing where you
have to like, is meth one of those things where
you're like, I got to take my clothes off for this?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
So the closest thing I can say, like first end
not first end knowledge, but someone telling me this was
someone I know that was hooked on crack, and he said, yes,
there's something about it where you when you start.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Smoking it, you just want to be naked, okay, which.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
As we all know, is a different level of naked
when you want to get naked, that's yeah, it's like
naked plus some.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah, that's that's that's a that's extra naked. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Ironically, it's also how I like my wings.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Ironically, that's how I like my little nase x.
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Today is Treehouse Talkback Tuesday, and I would like to
point out that everything that is going to transpire from
this point forward is all Robert's fault because of the
message he left last Tuesday.
Speaker 10 (19:07):
Hey guys, so I love the show.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Start off with saying that thank you, and I'm a
little bit of a music.
Speaker 10 (19:14):
Kind of sewer, I guess you could say.
Speaker 11 (19:15):
And whatever a playlist gets done on Apple Music, he'll
sometimes it will just keep.
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Playing songs that thinks that you might like.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
And for some reason, Apple thought that I would like
a song that's called Paralyzed by the legendary Stardust Cowboy.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
I don't know if you guys have ever heard of
it or not, but you should definitely take a listen
to it. I think y'all will get a kick out
of it. All right, thanks you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Once again, everything that's about to happen is Robert's fault
because of that message he left for us. All right,
Trey Raj, have either of you ever heard of the
song Paralyzed by the legendary very Stardust Cowboy.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I can't say I have.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That makes me so happy. I myself have only listened
to twenty five seconds of it because it was so
good I wanted to pause it and enjoy it with
my friends. Right now, take a deep breath, let that out,
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because you're gonna need it. Here we go, Paralyzed by
the legendary star Dust Cowboy.
Speaker 12 (20:38):
Bag up mysaplay no back out pass out fakes makes
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the song lives get out.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh my god, that's a that's a hell of a
hook in there.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
You think the producer knew he was having a stroke, I.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Mean, was paralyzed his condition.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, well, I don't think. I don't think that was
the original name of the song. I just think that's
what happened when they hit record What back then?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
What? What? What drug was known as stardust?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'm not sure. I will say it is legendary uh
from Mercury Records, at least according to the to the
album art on YouTube from Mercury Records paralyzed the legendary
star Dust Cowboy, produced by Jay Henry Burnett. David RR
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Anderson had major Bill Smith.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
And rash to answer your question, PCP.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
How have I never heard this song before?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I don't. I don't think anybody's ever heard this song before.
This is a I mean I kind of understood a
couple of the words, though, I think one places welcome
to the show.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I K I'm glad you heard that because I heard
that too, and I thought, Wow, am I am I
some sort of stroke whisperer.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's because that's what you want to be.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I'm going to update my LinkedIn profile now what is
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it tre You seem to have thoughts on your mind.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
If you told me this was a skip from the
Muppet Show.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, I was about to say animal on the drums.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Animal, Animal from the Muppet Show has more rhythm than
whoever's on these drums.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I'm pretty sure this is an animal from the Muppet Show.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
On PCP.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Who later became a British a whis flag.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
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follow today. Speaking of today, I did something that happens
to all of us now that we're all older. I
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pulled the muscle in my back. I think what I
actually did was I think I slipped a out of place,
all because, all because I had the audacity to stretch. Yeah,
that's all it took. I'm a forty five year old man,
and I cannot tell you how many pamphlets, how many brochures,
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how many AI suggestions, how many doctors and nurses and
PT people have told me you need to stretch more?
So I did. And you know what happened when I stretched?
I pulled a rib out of place.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I'm I don't I figured it was told Tara.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, I learned that less than long time ago. Trey.
I just stopped and say no to that.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Also, I don't think you can pull.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
A rib out of place, all right. Tell that to
every chiropractor and do on the planet. Also tell that
to my spine, my thoracic spine specifically, You don't actually
dislocate a rib. What it is, it gets out of
alignment of its sort of it's slot in your spine
and tray, you're with me on this right, you'll get
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like a spasm and it'll kind of move the rib
a little bit, so it makes it hurt to breathe.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I've always thought it moved the cartilage. The cartilage gets
out of places.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Yeah, it's the cartilage, but yeah, it's painful as hell.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah it's fun.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
You can misalign a rib, but not dislocated.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's why I didn't say dislocate, I said pull, Oh,
pull a rib. Yeah, okay, I pulled a rib. That's
what I did. I pulled a rib.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I once.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Pulled a muscle in my back three days after my
fortieth birthday by folding laundry.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, this is old age. If you are a younger millennial,
if you happen to be gen Z and you're still
listening to this show, thank you because we put you
through hell. But we're also going to give you some
excellent life advice. This is what you have to look
forward to, especially if you were in any way active
with your physical body when you were younger. You're gonna
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wake up one day you're gonna be like Rash. You're
gonna fold some laundry. You're gonna be like me. You're
gonna take doctor's orders and stretch, and you know what
you're gonna do. You're gonna f up your back. I've
done it with a sneeze or you're gonna sneeze. Wow,
I've done that quite a bit now in defense of
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my spine. On that one, I'm a violent sneezer. So
I'm surprised every time. I'm surprised at every time. I sneeze.
I don't throw multiple ribs or spit out a.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Lung to our listeners. A disclaimer, all of these are
medically impossible.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You say that, but one of these days, I'm gonna
be with you. I'm gonna get a little piece of
pollen in my nose. I'm gonna sneeze and a I
was gonna shoot out of my nose onto your plate
rise and that's when I get to go.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Ah and then die and then die.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
But I'll die being right.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
He sneeze so hardy turned blue.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's how hard ice sneeze. If you could bottle my sneezes,
you could sell it to the military as ordinance.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And I wasn't aggressively folding laundry. It's the way I
had folded laundry my whole life. I took There was
a T shirt. I went to go snap the wrinkles
out of it, as I do before I fold it.
And I'm watching that seventies show. Was when I was wanting,
and I remember I snapped the T shirt and I said,
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you know what, I think I'm gonna lay down now.
And uh, that's when I discovered tiger bomb.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Three days you went to snap a shirt and you
snapped your spine instead.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I did.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I I felt it and I just immediately. I remember
it was with Claire and she came home from work and.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Just to slow descend onto the onto the couch cushion,
because you can't do it quickly because you know you
did something and you're like, oh no, and you you
look around and go like, okay, what's what's within reaching distance?
How far can I actually reach? Or maybe maybe I'll
just slowly lie down here and see if I die.
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
And hours later Claire came home from work and she said, uh,
what what are you? What are you doing on the couch?
And I said, I live here now, this is where,
this is where I dwell.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Uh, you see what happened and you make me do laundry.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Last time I showed you initiative and she said I
have something and she said, let me get some tiger
bomb for you.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I was like, what is tiger bomb? That is the
most amazing thing in the world.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I assume that's what Miagi put on daniels Son in
the first Karate Kid. Sure, the old Japanese secret.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
There's a big secret there. He just starts rubbing his
hands and then puts it on him that starts at
the knee. That's crouching tiger bomb.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
The worst is I was in the shower one time
and I dropped something, went to pick it up, just
back locked up to the point where like it takes
your breath away. Yeah, but you can't straighten back up
right away, like you're just kind of stuck there and
you're just you're just trying to find some position that
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hurts less.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Now the problem if you're in the shower and you
can't stand up, getting out is really difficult, especially if
it's like a tub shower.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, because then you got to
raise your leg it over the edge of the tub and.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Uh h, terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh the name of that movie should be prison Nightmares.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yes, old Yeah.
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Today is Tuesday, August twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. Let's
celebrate today with some birthdays. She's long dead now, but
Mother Teresa today is her birthday. She was born in
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nineteen ten. Through her life became known as Saint Teresa
of Calcutta. Well, I guess technically that happens in death,
but in life she was Mother Teresa. In death she
is Saint Teresa of Calcutta. She passed away in nineteen
ninety seven, right before she just missed being able to
see Titanic.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
She was the lady that was busy saving people with leprosy.
You're like, oh, you missed that DiCaprio movie.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I would have liked I would have liked to have
known Mother Teresa's take on the ending about whether or
not there was room for Jack on that piece of
wood next to what's her face, kay, Kate wins Well, yeah,
Kate Winsor, but I mean Rose rose.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
There, yes, And and the and the sorry that mother
Teresa were was a hospital bed sheet. That's where the
that's the pattern that it came from. And she was
I think from Poland or Turkey, something like that. And
she was in Calcutta and she well on in a
family vacation and she saw the poverty and the things
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that the lepers were.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Going through, and she never went back home. So technically
I believe she was an illegal alien.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Her and Superman tell you man just taken jobs what Macedonia?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Okay, yeah, yes, that's.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
How you know that she was cut from a different cloth.
She went to a second slash third world nation, all
the horrible poverty, stayed to help the rest of us
see that, and we just go back to our all
inclusive resort and go like, ooh, let's not go back out.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, I'll just go back to the SPA.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Other birthdays today, Kekey Palmer turns thirty two. She's the
host and star of Jordan Peele's Noope or the star
of Jordan Peele's Nope. She's also the host of Password.
She was Kim on MTV's Screams a Day on Scream Queens,
and she's also on Nickelodeon's True Jackson VP. So good
for Kekey Palmer. She's thirty two today. Cassie R and B.
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Singer is thirty nine. Brian Kelly from Florida, Georgian Line
is the Big Four to O today. Captain James T.
Kirk in the New Star Trek movies. Chris Pine is
forty five. He was also Steve Trevor in The Wonder
Woman movies. His dad, Robert Pine, was Ponton John's boss
on Chips Hollywood Insight. There, this is actually a boss.
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What's that?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
I said? I didn't even know they had a boss.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, I can see his face, like I can see
his receding hairline. No, exactly who it is. He was
actually the I think he was the only guy on
the show with a receding hairline. It's like when they
came time for casting, he's like, Okay, clearly he's the
sergeant or lieutenant whatever, the captain of those guys, because
all the rest of them had luscious locks of hair.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And I also loved how at the end of every
episode they had time to go to the disco. Yeah,
because you know, after a hard day of not using
that and they never pulled out their guns.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
That was the thing on the show. After a hard day,
you gotta dance with some hoes.
Speaker 12 (35:42):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
And that's that's what they That's what they did.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Work life Balance, that's what they had.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's an important takeaway out of the TV show Chips
work life Balance. Yeah, save people by day, get with
those my title, how that goes other birthdays today? This
is a big one. McCauley Culkin turns forty five today.
McCaulay Culkin turns forty five, making us all feel just
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a little bit older, be included because I'm like six
months older than McCauley culkin. And to that end, I
saw the other day McCaulay culkin is doing and I
guess he's done this before. There's a home alone tour
that happens around the holidays. I don't know how many
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times they've done this, but mcaulay culkin posted on social
media the other day that they are selling tickets for
the home alone traveling show Q and a series thing
that they do around the holidays. I know based on
his post they've done it at least once before. They're
doing it again this year. And not to be left out,
I know that Christmas Vacation will do something similar in
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recent years, in which case some of the members of
the cast Chevy Chase will go to different theaters around
the country for special events for screenings and Q and
a's after the film kind of thing. So I know
that Home Alone, I know, is going to Austin. I
don't know if the Home Alone with Macaulay Culkin is
going to the Dallas area or not. Probably so, but
I don't remember off the top of my head. So
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if you're looking for something to do around the holidays,
the Home Alone slash Christmas Vacation tour with its stars
is making the rounds HM so happy.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
And I don't know if you'll see saw the thing
I sent you all about. Yeah, we were talking about
it last week. Airplane there's a whole screening and Q
and A of Airplane with one of the Zuckers and uh.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Robert, what's what we can get them on?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm just saying, what's the Q and A like? What like?
What's like? What? What questions would you have?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
You remember the character Chris Farley did on the interview
show when he'd have on really big people, you know,
it was like like like, remember remember when you did
the movie? That was great? That's what I imagine those
Q and as are.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Like, Yeah, what I would ask is what ideas got cut?
Speaker 13 (38:10):
Ooh?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Is there a director's cut of Airplane?
Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah? What jokes were went too far?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Well, that's what this is supposed to be for the
Airplane one? Is the unreleased director's cut?
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I hope so yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I think that's what it says, the unreleased director's cuts.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
My follow up to Tray's question that that Q and
A would be can can you please do a new one?
All with updated jokes and stuff?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Still?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I mean all time classic of the two, you know,
the two black dudes speaking giant and then Miss Cleaver.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Going toe to toe with him. I love that movie.
Oh real quick? Are the birthdays today? Luke Cage from
the Marvel TV Show. Mike Colter is forty nine, Melissa
McCarthy is fifty five. You guys like to give me
a hard time for saying that that I love terrible movies,
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and that's true. Sometimes I do. There are times though,
where I will say, like, okay, that movie is just
really hot garbage. Melissa McCarthy started a movie. It was
a Christmas movie from last year the year before. She
played like a genie that came out of a bottle.
But it was for Christmas or something. I didn't finish it,
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but I watched part of it. I'm just letting you
know that I do have some credibility. I will I
will punch out of some stuff.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
I don't get her like I just I do not
find her funny.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I do believe she is one of those types that
it's a lover hate thing.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I think she's a talented lady. I never watched the
TV show that they had, but then they both ended
up losing a substantial amount of weight the sitcom that
she was on, and then yeah, oh yes, there you go.
Yeah uh and he's like super uh Billy Gardell. I
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think this is his name.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
It sounds right.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, but they both ended up losing a substantial amount
of weight. I find her to be She was great
in a The Heat with Sandra Bullock. I thought she
was really good enough.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I don't think I saw that when she was she
was great and Bridesmaids.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Okay, yes, as far as an ensemble cast goes or
something like that. Yeah, okay, but as a lead, I
just oh yeah. And I feel the same way about
Steve Carrell. Like in an ensemble okay, but as a
lead generally he's done one like kind of serious movie
that I really like, but as comedy goes yeah interesting, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah. I always forget her name, but similar to Melissa McCarthy.
It's a uh at one point, heavyset, blonde comedic actress
from Australia. I believe she was in the Huh Rebel Wilson, Yes,
Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 12 (41:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
She to me is similar to Melissa McCarthy. It's like
you either lover or hater, kind of like styl.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with hater.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
See, she's just awful, all right there.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
She lost a lot of weight too.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah, and it didn't help anything.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
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inside the Treehouse. Earlier, we played the message from Robert
for the Treehouse Talkback Tuesday, and because of his very
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derailing message which led us to the derailing song he
told us about, I didn't get a chance to even
listen to the other messages this week, so I'll try
to include those next week for a Treehouse talkback. That
all being said, we didn't even get to half of
the song that Robert wanted us to hear. The song
is paralyzed by the legendary star Dust Cowboy, and I
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would like to hear more of it.
Speaker 13 (42:50):
So there we go, got.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Raj, Did you hear black Cadillac in there?
Speaker 3 (43:07):
No, I heard somebody that's in need of medical attention.
That's what. That's what I've heard.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Somebody that is clearly having some sort of traumatic brain injury.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
Yeah, I did hear that.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Dan, Thank you, thank you? Okay, all right, turns out
you and I speak PBI Trey. I feel like that's
where the Duke Boys got their yell.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I think this is when the announcement comes, like don't
eat the brown acid.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
I think that's.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
When something happened in that recording session where they were like,
you know what, we're going to smoke this real quick.
Speaker 8 (43:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
And then well we're going to hit this hard, and
they smoked something that they shouldn't have uh and and
and you got you got this take And I don't
know why. The producers were like, you know what, this
is a this is the one we sell. I'm gonna
put this on wax. That's what we gotta do.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I can't wait to hear what this sounds after you
put a needle on it. The kids are gonna love it,
because I'm pretty sure they put needles in when they
were recording it.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
Well, they definitely needed some sort of ivy.
Speaker 12 (44:44):
Guess I say something's runa get out.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Do you remember the guy from the Green Mile with
the mouse?
Speaker 14 (45:17):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
That's who sounds like he's singing because I didn't understand
him either.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
You remember boom Hower from King of the Hill. This
sounds like boom Hoower in a punk.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Band, boom Hoower on metho.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm gonna make this my new theme music.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh no, please, don't. They can't be friends anymore?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Can I go back in time to win? My base
was cool? To make this my profile music.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yes, and please destroy the flux capacitor and stay there.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, we want you and that to stay locked in
the back in time, not in the current state.
Speaker 6 (46:16):
Top eight Well.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
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