October 7, 2024 • 46 mins
If you love Radiohead, this episode is going to make you angry. We also talk about the blue alert that woke up all of Texas (and how to turn the alerts off on your phone), the fact that twat waffles are hoarding TP again, the latest fashion trend, and the nicest burgler/stalker you've ever heard of.
Blue Alert Wakes Up Texas
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
Tray Trenholm. Our friend Rod Sharma out sick today, wishing
him a speedy recovery, although for many the recovery is
(00:46):
never ending.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's what is it? Tray day by day? One day
at a time, One day at a time? O dat
day by Day?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Was that a Is that a bad sitcom or a
bad soap opera?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh no, I'm thinking step by Step?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah. One Day at a Time was Schnyder. Wasn't it a.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Burtinelli?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yep? That was a sitcom?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And then step by Step was Susanne Summers part of
the TGIF lineup, and it was also was a Bobby
from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Patrick Ewing, Patrick Duffy, Patrick Duffy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, although step by Step with Patrick Ewing I would
have watched a lot Susan Summer step by Step climbing
to the top of Patrick Ewit every Friday night.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I love this show.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I could go home right now, but I can't. We're
supposed to do an entire show today, so we're gonna
do that. Luckily, though we were not woken up at
four point fifty in the more this morning, the way
we were on Friday morning. Friday morning, around four point
fifty am, the blue alert heard around the.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Entire state of Texas. Did it get you, Trey or
were you still awake?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Truth matter is I had just gone to bed. But
I also I have those things turned off.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So there is a setting to turn off all emergency notifications.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes there is.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Will you do us all a favor and share those
with us? Because look, I think most people would agree that,
for the first time in decades, the entire state of
Texas was unified in a resounding f bomb around four
to fifty in the morning on Friday. Because no one
likes to be woken up before they want to get up.
(02:47):
Most people don't want to be woken up before the
sun's even up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's not fair.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I will say this.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
In a time in which everything is divisive and people
are on the opposite sides of things, that seemed to
be a unifier.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It really was. It really was.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And by the way, if you're a Republican and you're
trying to figure out a way, I'm sorry, let me
I gotta reverse this. If you're a Democrat and you're
trying to find a way to turn Texas blue.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
There you have it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's about as blue as you're ever going to see.
The entire state of Texas is the blue alert. In
case somehow you missed it or you're like Trey and
you know how to turn off those notifications. Friday morning,
four fifty a blue alert was issued for seth Altman,
wanted for the involvement. This is the actual emergency alert
(03:41):
that was sent to everybody's cell phones early Friday morning.
Blue Alert issue for seth Altman wanted for the involvement
in the injury of an officer by Hall County Sheriff's Office.
Suspect is a thirty three year old white male six
foot two, two hundred and twenty pounds. Altman is wearing
a blue T shirt and blue jeans. Believed to be
armed and dangerous. If seen, do not approach, Please call
(04:05):
nine to one one. There's in a very short message,
there's a lot to unpack there. So let's start with this.
Let's start with the fact that this is a bad man.
He did a very bad thing. He shot a police officer.
That's terrible, and uh, you're not going to find bigger
supporters of law enforcement pretty much anywhere, especially in the
(04:29):
state of Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Then right here inside the treehouse, and.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We want all we want all bad guys captured and
locked away taste first at least.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, we like him cooked first.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We like them to see flashes of God before they
actually meet him.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And the taser is a good way of accomplishing that. So, yeah,
we're big fans of the taser in here, We're big
fans of police law enforcement. But I got to say
that when you send out an alert to the entire
state of Texas telling us to look out for a
white man in his thirties wearing blue jeans and armed,
well you just described sixty percent of Texas, So I'm
(05:08):
gonna need you be a little more specific. Now, here's
the other thing to unpack out of this. This is
in Hall County, which is up in the Panhandle. By comparison,
Let's say you live in Dallas County. Whatever county is
the first one, or maybe rephrase whatever parish is the
(05:31):
first one across the state border of Texas and Louisiana
that would have more of an impact on you than
the one from Hall County in the Panhandle. The blue
alert for Hall County in the Panhandle, is going to
have less of an effect on someone that lives in
I don't know, say Lake Brownwood, then something out of
(05:58):
Louisiana or honestly something out of the Gulf of Mexico.
We need to put some location parameters on these alerts
to where they actually make sense. If there is one
good thing to be taken out of the blue alert
is that, well, we know the system works.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Now would you like everyone like want a quick tutorial
on how to get around when this does happened to you?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Please? God. Yes, I've got my phone ready to go.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So if this is if you have an iPhone, if
you're Android, sorry your sol I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
But.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I actually I support that that you know, I support
that train of thought, which is if you're an Android user.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Cue.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, so iPhone, go to notifications where notifications settings.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, thank you. Go to settings first.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Then notifications.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
In notifications all right, now go all the way down.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Like just swipe all the way down. Yep, swiping all
the way down.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You'll see a things as government alerts.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I see Amber alert, emergency alerts, public safety alerts.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, go to emergency alerts. All right, Now you can
turn on local awareness, which means it will give you
more location specific It's number one, but number two where
it says always play sound, turn that off.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm gonna turn that off.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And especially because like.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So my phone from about four am to nine am
is in like do not disturb mode, So especially when
it's in that No, you're not going to get anything
that breaks through.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, from four am to nine am, Trey is like
a virgin on prom night.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
This is a strictly no go zone.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, so there you go.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's how you can get around that and not have
annoying little alerts from way out in West Texas disturb
you at night.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can you do me a favorite?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Can you do a recording of everything you just described
and post that on our social media at Treehouse on
Air for everyone to follow and so they too can
be aware of this.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh yes, I can.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Do You want me to show you how to do that?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Look it's better than teaching our parents how to record
one channel while watching another, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Or how to attach something to an email.
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there were a bunch of people once again living and
extending their COVID lives by panic buying toilet paper. Now,
(11:12):
this time they were worried that it wasn't because of
a global pandemic. Instead, they were worried about this doc
workers strike that was looming, and they decided the first
thing I gotta go buy is all the toilet paper
I can get my hands on, which I'm fascinated by
(11:35):
in the face of what might be difficult life circumstances,
I'm not even going to say apocalypse, but that could
you could extend it to that. But in the face
of difficult life circumstances, the first thing people think of
is their own ass.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I'm fascinated by that.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Is that the first thing you thought when the whole
dock workers strike was possibly going to be an issue,
you thought, okay, be some shortages of products.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
What's the first thing you were going to go panic by.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I wasn't, Well, that's good when I knew the long
shortmen were going on strike, which thankfully it's that lasted
two days. Then they got a nice hefty pay increase
and they're back at work.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I'm glad you brought that up just real quick. So
no one act is now panic thinking. In case you
missed this entirely, there is now nothing to worry about.
The union representing East and Gulf Coast dock workers suspended
it to strike on Thursday after reaching a tentative agreement
with shipping giants that reportedly includes a sixty two percent
wage boost over six years. So they're back at the
(12:44):
bargaining table. They're going to finalize all this stuff. You
don't need to go out and panic buy anything, let
alone toilet paper. So nothing to worry about, true, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, the uh the first thing that came to mind
for me was, well, if this goes on a long time,
that's gonna really you know, when you're already dealing with
inflationary prices, it's gonna make Christmas really ugly for some
people because then you're really gonna have you could have
a shortage of toys and other things and make you know,
the price of everything go through the roof. But the
(13:13):
thing I wasn't thinking of was in toilet paper, because
if you would in gluten, google where toilet papers made, like, well,
where is Sharman made Pennsylvania?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Where it's culter?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Northern made Georgia, so you realize that it doesn't hit
the docks.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are you trying to tell me that American made products
in states like Pennsylvania in Georgia don't have to travel
the ocean to get to me in Texas?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I am telling you that I.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Am so god surprised. I am shocked.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I gotta lie down. Those things may not even touch water,
you know, between those states.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
And not not after you use them.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But if they feel like pushing them up a river
for a little bit of the trip, just for the
hell of it, for the scenic views, okay maybe. But
otherwise that stuff's gonna come by truck. So unless there's
a trucker strike that's looming, you don't need to worry
about getting the toilet paper, most of which we get
inside the inside inside these United States.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Actually, you know the first thing that would really affect
it would be a train operators strike. Yes, then yes, truckers,
But I wish people understood it. And it's just it's
amazing that, you know, for all the great advancements we've
made as a civilization, people don't realize that most of
(14:46):
the shortages that happen are because of stupid effing people
hoarding stuff that they don't need.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
To Yeah, because during COVID it was not only toilet paper,
but paper towels that everyone was hoarding. Ironically, not Kleenex. Yeah,
even though it was an illness going around where the
sniffles were a major issue, people people weren't even buying
Kleenex in bulk. They were just they were more concerned
(15:12):
about their kitchen counters and their own asses.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, it's just it's the the just idiotic mass hysteria
that happens. And it's it's like, you know, rumors of
a gas shortage and everyone will go make a run
on gas. It's like, that's why we're having a shortage.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
We would be.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay otherwise, Yeah, if you would just act normal, there wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Be an issue.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But I I really am fascinated by the notion that
the thinking of something bad happening in the world and
people's first thought is I need to go buy toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
How dirty is your butt? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And that's the other things.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
During COVID, it's like how many times do you help
people crap a day?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, some people got the got the like the tummy COVID,
and so maybe they were going a lot, which, honestly,
if you have really bad diarrhea, you shouldn't be wiping
between those incidents. You should just live on the toilet
or next to it. There's no reason to wipe until
you know you're done squirting.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Or sometimes if it's a just jump in the shower after.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's why I invented something called the sphinx. I didn't
invent the actual act. I just coined the phrase. The
finx is when you were so sick. Let me give
you the situation. You're sick, right, you have to tell
many problems, and you're pooping really bad and you're sick,
and then you realize as you're sitting on the toilet,
oh my god, I'm going to throw up. And then
you have to decide what's going to go on the toilet?
(16:40):
What do I want to clean up when I'm done
with this whole fiasco? Do I want to kneel in
front of the commode and puke in the toilet and
then you know, diarrhea all over the floor and then
clean that up. Or it'd I rather sit on the commode,
diarrhea and the toilet and puke all over the floor
and clean that up. My solution is disphinxed it, which
as you get in the same position as the sphinx
in Egypt in the tub, then you can shoot out
(17:03):
both ends and all you got to do is turn
on the shower head and and you're good.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That's that's how you That's how you fix that.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
It's a great party trick too.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It does.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It also works really well in San Marcos, Texas. State's
a big fan. I believe they've got a foam shock
her finger hand with that attachment. And the other thing
that made me think about the toilet paper thing was
this people panic buying toilet paper because they think there's
going to be a shortage when astronauts come back home.
(17:38):
Is that one of the first luxuries that they can't
wait to experience again after god knows how long in space.
Those two astronauts that are stuck on the International Space
Station when they come back home. Is one of the
first things they're going to be excited about is toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Again, that's an interesting question.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I would think a hot shower, but.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, I hadn't thought about that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You mentioned Sharman earlier. I think one of those Bear
commercials when Papa Bear goes to space and he can't
wait to get home because space didn't have Sharman.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
That's that is an interesting thought. Yeah, I bet that is.
What do they use?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I think it's just a space vacuum. It just kind
of fucks everything out.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
There.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Might be like a you know what, I think there's
a space be day. I think there's a space b day.
It's anti gravity. It's either that or you have to
get another astronaut to suck some water in the mouth.
Because NASA believes in redundancies and they're big on the
Buddy system, So you.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Know, a whole new method of daisy chain.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Look, no one said space exploration was gonna be pretty.
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(20:13):
hot new fashion trend. If we're anything in the treehouse,
it's stupid. But if we're other things after stupid, because
that's what we love. It's what's fun in here. We
love a good We love a good fashion trend, especially
when that fashion trend is stupid, like this one Trey.
Bathrobes are the hot new fashion trend for fall.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Do you currently own a bathrobe?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I do not?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Well, buddy, you need to get one, because otherwise you're
gonna look very cool without it. Bathrobes are the hot
new fashion trend for fall. Vogue magazine has even endorsed
the look. Now I'm going to use a phrase here,
and it's very important that you listen to me when
I say this, Okay, bathrobe inspired, Okay, bathrobe inspired. This
(21:08):
doesn't mean we all get to run around looking like
the dude in The Big Lebowski and pretend that we
just walked off the runway in Milan or Paris. Its
bathrobe inspired dresses are the hot new fashion trend. So
I'm out on this. Although Trey, what you do between
four and nine am is totally between you and your closet.
(21:33):
But bathrobe inspired dresses keep popping up on red carpets.
Even Angelina Jolie just stepped out in a coat that
looked like a bathrobe in New York this week. A
writer for The New York Post called it the latest
in post pandemic unpretentiousness. After the lockdowns, we all stopped
caring so much and just went for comfort. So I'm
(21:54):
gonna emphasize that again, post pandemic unpretentiousness, which, now that
Vogue has endorsed it, doesn't that now mean it is pretentious?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
So by trying to look unpretentious now you are pretentious.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, especially if you're buying a bathrobe dress that I'm
gonna guess a bathrobe these days probably will cost thirty
to fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I don't know, at a at like a Kohl's or something. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Mean yeah, you're gonna go spend five hundred on a
bathrobe dress.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, especially if it's got a designer's name attached to it.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Me.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Me.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm a big fan of the Hilton Honors bath towels
that I get from the Hilton hotels, and those are
usually free unless they notice it and then they charge
me after the fact. But right, they're usually free. That's
where I get my bathrobes. Those are the good bathroobes.
And let's be honest, have you ever found one of
those good hotel bathrooms anywhere but a hotel?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No? I haven't either.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I've heard before, and I don't know if this is true.
And when I'm not sure if something's true, are usually
ask you, Trey, because you know a lot of things
about a lot of things. I've heard that you can
buy the towel or the robe at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Have you heard this.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, Usually they have a little sheet somewhere in there
that says, you know, if you like the bathrobe it's
one hundred bucks and if you take it, they're going
to charge you for it.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Full disclosure.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't typically stay at the Hilton, and the Best
Western that I frequent doesn't typically have bathrobes at all.
So what I do is I'll walk out of the
Best Western and then go across the street to the
good nice hotel or the Marriott and get theirs, get
one of their robes, and then bring it back to
my Best Western. And that's how I'm living my best life.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Now.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I will say this, there is a positive light, positive
spin on this trend and on the story, and that
is the great videos of on TikTok, YouTube, whatever. A
lot of times involve people in bathrobes at Walmart or
something doing stupid things. So maybe this will lead to
(24:17):
better videos because there's, you know, something funny about a
woman in a bathroom getting taste.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh that is good. I think That's what I'm gonna
do the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I'm just gonna type that into YouTube or a Google
and it's just I'm gonna binge watch all day bathroom tastings.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I have figured out.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
One of the most satisfying sounds we're watching videos is
that initial just kind of click when the taser deploys
because you just know you're you're about two seconds away
from the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's right, because you know things are about to get good.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
The other thing I'm taking out of this hot new
fashion trend that bathrobes are are in for fall.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Because think about it this way.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
While the headline is bathrobes are the hot new fashion
trend for fall, the subhead needs to be, and you're
only going to hear about this here in the Treouse,
the subhead to that headline needs to be that means
pants are optional.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, that's true. Although I feel like pants have been
optional for women since COVID.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, they're always optional inside the treehouse, if we're being honest.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
That has a lot more of an albundi mystique.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Though, Yeah, it's not the same when when the chicks
come in and stick their hands in the front of
their trousers.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Although, although what I'm going to google later is going
to be really interesting to see some of those results.
I wonder if you just type in the click before
the days if things still pop up there.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh, that's a good question. You gotta isolate that sound.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Though, and oh, I just got a chill down my
spine thinking about it. Yeah, taser videos. Taser videos.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I can't say, just because you know a lot of
times you're watching those videos and you don't get the tase.
You know they got them out, but they don't do it. Man,
when you hear that click, you're like, oh, yeah, here
it comes.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
All right, I'm gonna do two things in this break.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Number one, I'm gonna isolate you screaming like that, and
number two, I'm gonna see if I can find the
sound effect for that click.
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Speaker 2 (27:39):
All right, I've.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Found the closest example I think I could find in
a short amount of time, tray trying to find the
beautiful little click that you absolutely love and I do too.
Right before the police officers taser.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Let's win, it deploys and then you you you're just
waiting for that the first initial scream.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah. I think it's sort of like it goes like.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I think the click that you like is the safety
or or the click is the pulling of the trigger.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Right yeah, and the pull of the trigger and then
as the barbs then the barbs go out, and then
you's got that little bit of delay.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's that little delay what makes it so so sweet.
Oh so here's the best. Here's the best one I
can find. Most of them don't have like the little
clicking noises or anything before it. Usually most of the
sound effects I found in the break were just the
ones that started with the actual tasing. So it listened
closely here, so lean in really close.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Did you hear it?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh? Yeah, I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's faint because this is not great audio, but I
mean it's it's in there.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
If you're curious. This is the Taser X twenty six,
So it's it's the the pistol looking model. It's not
like the stun gun that you know, looks like like
a cell phone with the little tips on it. Now,
this is the one that actually shoots out the barbs
police style. Let's do it again.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
So I think I've figured out a way for us
to get a really good, clean version of this so
we can play it to our hearts content. And that
is we ask any number of our police friends of
ours uh to record themselves deploying their taser.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, in a safe environment, but we'll take you using
it on.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
A suspect if if that's all you got, in fact,
that might be preferred.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know, that's a one of these because I think
the first one of the first times I noticed that sound.
This would be a good throwback Thursday was a video
from uh I believe it's from like Boyton Beach and
uh it's the several mean sets.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh yes, yes, I remember that. It's It's funny you
mentioned that because that's one of the first. That's that's
one of the first videos I think of. There's two
videos I think of when it comes to all time
classic tasing videos. That one or the Boynton Beach lady
who's getting pulled over and being cited for a traffic
(30:22):
infraction and she doesn't follow or listen to the officer
at all, and she won't get out of her car,
so he tases her to get her out of the car.
That's that's that's an all timer because she gets tased
so many times in that video. It's like she's trying
to set a world record. And I think she may have.
The other great tasing video of all time is of course,
don't Tase Me Bro, the guy from I believe it
(30:43):
was a University of Florida, And yeah, and once again,
thank you Florida for supplying so many great memories for
us and our internet lives. But even he, even he
don't Tase Me Bro, didn't get lit up as many
times as that lady did and blink and before And
I do need to look up to see if there
(31:04):
is a world record for how many times in a
row someone's been tased, because if there isn't, I nominate her.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah, that was one of those. They couldn't they couldn't
pull that trigger enough.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I think the only reason they stopped is because the
battery died. Oh, you know what.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I was going to give you some news, but then
I just remember there was something else I wanted to
throw at you. You want to do since we're a
little short on time in this segment, you want to
do a quick wrong answers only.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Sure, it is time for wrong Answers Only.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Inside the tree House, I'm going to provide today's contestant
trade Trendholme. Hello, Trey, Hello, today's contest long time, first time.
I think we appreciate that. So today's contestant tray. I'm
going to throw at you a fill in the blank,
and I want you to supply the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Do you understand I do? I'm glad. Let me see
if I can if my pre planning has helped us
enough on this. Maybe not?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Mm hmmmmmmmmmm Hang on one second, all right, Trey, here
we go Wrong Answers Only. A renovated blank takes down
its large mascot inflatable after complaints. I'll give you a
moment to think about your answer for wrong Answers Only.
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A renovated blank takes down its large mascot inflatable after complaints.
Do you have a wrong answer trade?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
All right? What is your wrong answer.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
An adult toy store.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Man, I'm glad that's the wrong answer. That is a
good job, Trey. That is the wrong answer. Therefore it
is the correct answer. The correct answer would actually be
A renovated McDonald's took down its large mascot inflatable after complaints.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So a very large Ronald McDonald in Tucson, Arizona. So
they renovated this McDonald's, and as part of the grand
reopening in Tucson, they decided to put up this massive
inflatable Ronald McDonald to the neighborhood's dismay. And at first,
(33:52):
I'll admit, at first I thought it was going to
be because people are afraid of clowns, especially large ones,
looming over.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Their chicken nugget factory.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But it turns out it wasn't because it was a clown.
It was just basically an eye sore.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
A few people that thought that it was not appropriate
for the area that we're in. Our intent was never
to make anyone upset, not one customer at all, So
we've made the business decision to keep it down for
the near future and probably for good.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
So basically, the neighborhood was too fancy for an inflatable
clown welcoming people to the renovated McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, then they definitely would have wouldn't have enjoyed a
big inflatable dildo.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I like to think you're right, although you know there's
gonna be one lady that neighborhood that sees that is
sort of like a bat light.
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Today is Monday, October seventh, twenty twenty four. Let's sue
who's celebrating a birthday today October seven, twenty twenty four birthdays.
Nicole Maines is twenty seven today trade Do you know who?
Nicole Mayins?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Is?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Not a clue?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Do you notice I didn't ask do you know who
she is? Okay, I just said, do you know who
Nicole Maynes is. The reason why I say that is
because not only is she celebrating, damn it, I did it.
Not only is Nicole celebrating, it's twenty hers damnit. This
is see, this is why this stuff's confusing. I don't
really know what everybody wants anymore. So Nicole Mayins is
(36:35):
twenty seven to day. Nicole plays Nia Naal on Supergirl,
and it says he or she's I'm gonna go with that.
She is the first transgender actress to play a transgender superhero.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Good for her. Here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I look at the pronoun situation not as politically as
most people. I just look at it as a preference, right,
Like I I prefer to go by Dan instead of Daniel.
I was born Daniel, but I prefer you call me Dan.
That's how I look at it. When someone says, don't
call me by my whatever at birth, just call me
(37:13):
what I prefer. Now, That's how I look at it,
And it's pretty simple. I just look at it as
someone like I just said, just shortening their name. But
it's also like in these transgender times. It's hard to
keep up because it's it, that's just it. It's just hard
to keep up. And I don't really know, and I
(37:34):
don't want I don't want to offend anybody. I would
like to call you by what you prefer, because I
don't want you calling me Daniel. I typically don't like
it when people call me Daniel, and when people would
call me Daniel, I usually took it to me like
they were being uh, kind of a dick about it.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I I will always go out of my I will
go out of my way to respect people's wishes. And
if they, you know, have certain pronouns that want to
be used, I will do my best. At the same time,
you know, if you look and sound one way and
want to be addressed as another, don't get mad at
first when people mislabel you or you know, use the
(38:14):
wrong pronoun.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Give him a.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Chance or give you the rca dog head tilt.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, Like like if I show up and you you
see me as a five foot nine white man and
I say, hi, my name is Dan, but my pronoun
is she, You're probably.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Gonna do though, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Okay, anyway. Nicole is twenty seven today.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Also celebrating a birthday today Brie Olsen, who was Charlie
Sheen's head goddess during his meltdown years. She's thirty eight today.
And this is a great example of how you say
something matters, not just what you say. Right, I'm gonna
read you this sentence again, and I'm gonna read it
to you in two different ways and see if you
can tell the difference.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
All Right, was.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Charlie Sheen's head goddess during his meltdown. That's version number one.
Version number two is Brie Olsen was Charlie Sheen's head
goddess during his meltdown. I'll let you try to figure
out the difference. Other birthdays today, Taylor Hicks is forty eight.
(39:21):
That is American Idol's gray haired fifth season winner. Tom
York from Radiohead is fifty six, turning fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
How did that make you feel old?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
No, it's not. It's Radiohead. Oh just not w It's
like I don't mind Radiohead's music.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I just can't stand Radiohead fans. I mean that is
they are. They have got to be the most pretentious
group of people that you'll ever find, because I mean
(39:56):
they will go out of their way to you know,
tell you why it's the greatest band ever.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
And you're right.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Every Radiohead fan has a fifteen minute monologue ready to
go at the drop of a hat to explain to
you why Radiohead is the greatest band of all.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
They will music explain you why. And I'm like, no,
they're not. I go there, you know, I'll sum up
radio and Radiohead fans. They don't play their biggest hit
there you.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Go, yeah and no, and you're not gonna You're not
gonna hear hear them in the tree?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
How was either?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
But that's not because I'll say it, Radiohead sucks.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
How dare you, Trey, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Promise you wait wait when this goes out, there will
be there will be a three page comment.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
And it was ready to go.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Uh huh, it was.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It was. It was in there.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
It was in their already copied file, ready to paste
at the drop of a hat into the comment section.
But let's be honest, Trey, Radiohead fans are the terminators
of band fans, and you just became their John Connor.
They do not stop, they do not eat, they do
not sleep. Their only mission in this life is to
(41:15):
prove to the entire world that Radiohead is the greatest
band ever to live and if they have to kill
everyone that disagrees with them, then, by god, that's what
they're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Hey, Radiohead fans, Nickelback is better.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I don't know if you saw it, but my soul
just left my body. I think even all of Canada
just gasped. Even Chad what, yeah, yeah, Somewhere Chad Kreeger's like, really,
I mean I like this at all, but really. Trey
(41:58):
Trendholm at gmail dot com, in.
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swimsuit uh competition, you can check out Treehouse TV on
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At Treehouse on here.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
All right. Last thing, Trey is this Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Because I feel like this story is gonna speak to
you in a certain way. A thirty six year old
man broke into a woman's home in Wales and did
all of her chores. So it's definitely not your typical
break in story. This happened over the summer, but the
trial was held this past week. The woman who lived
(43:32):
there was at work when he broke in on July sixteenth.
What did he do well? He hung her laundry out
to dry, put her groceries away, and even emptied her recycling.
He also tidied up her garden, refilled the bird feeders,
organized her fridge, mopped the floors, put out a bottle
of wine, cooked dinner, and left a note that said
don't worry, be happy, eat up. After that, he left
(43:57):
and he was not there when she got home from work,
and it freaked her out. She wasn't exactly thankful for
all of that he had done. Instead, she was freaked out,
called the police. She thought she had a stalker on
her hands, but he wasn't. His lawyer told the judge
he was just homeless at the time and undergoing a
number of difficulties. She stayed with a friend for two
(44:18):
weeks until police caught him. And they caught him after
he broke into another vacant house. He didn't do any
chores that time, and he didn't have time to because
someone showed up kicked him out. A judge just sentenced
him last Thursday to twenty two months in jail. His
lawyer told the court her client was sorry for the
harm he caused his victims. Twenty two months in jail
(44:42):
or I guess trespassing the one home and doing some
lady's chores in another.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, just goes to shay you. He can never please
a woman.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Once again.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
That's Troy Tunholme at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
I don't know who he is. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Let's be sure to check out all things treehouse Treehouse
on air dot com. Give us a follow on social
media at Treehouse on Air. For me, although I'm kind
of afraid to give out any of my contact info
right now, it's at d Dan O'Malley for Trey, whom
(45:43):
I know you're gonna have a lot to say.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's at Trey Trenholme one see.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Dan Dan, thank you for feeding me all those lines.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I didn't send you that. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Don't give me credit on that one.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hell no, no no no no no no no no
no no no no. Don't you dare No.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
That's why, that's why you drive this bus.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
The bus is supposed to run over the driver. See
you tomorrow in the tree.
It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
Tray Trenholm. Our friend Rod Sharma out sick today, wishing
him a speedy recovery, although for many the recovery is
(00:46):
never ending.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's what is it? Tray day by day? One day
at a time, One day at a time? O dat
day by Day?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Was that a Is that a bad sitcom or a
bad soap opera?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh no, I'm thinking step by Step?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah. One Day at a Time was Schnyder. Wasn't it a.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Burtinelli?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yep? That was a sitcom?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And then step by Step was Susanne Summers part of
the TGIF lineup, and it was also was a Bobby
from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Patrick Ewing, Patrick Duffy, Patrick Duffy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, although step by Step with Patrick Ewing I would
have watched a lot Susan Summer step by Step climbing
to the top of Patrick Ewit every Friday night.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I love this show.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I could go home right now, but I can't. We're
supposed to do an entire show today, so we're gonna
do that. Luckily, though we were not woken up at
four point fifty in the more this morning, the way
we were on Friday morning. Friday morning, around four point
fifty am, the blue alert heard around the.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Entire state of Texas. Did it get you, Trey or
were you still awake?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Truth matter is I had just gone to bed. But
I also I have those things turned off.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
So there is a setting to turn off all emergency notifications.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yes there is.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Will you do us all a favor and share those
with us? Because look, I think most people would agree that,
for the first time in decades, the entire state of
Texas was unified in a resounding f bomb around four
to fifty in the morning on Friday. Because no one
likes to be woken up before they want to get up.
(02:47):
Most people don't want to be woken up before the
sun's even up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's not fair.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I will say this.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
In a time in which everything is divisive and people
are on the opposite sides of things, that seemed to
be a unifier.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It really was. It really was.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And by the way, if you're a Republican and you're
trying to figure out a way, I'm sorry, let me
I gotta reverse this. If you're a Democrat and you're
trying to find a way to turn Texas blue.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
There you have it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's about as blue as you're ever going to see.
The entire state of Texas is the blue alert. In
case somehow you missed it or you're like Trey and
you know how to turn off those notifications. Friday morning,
four fifty a blue alert was issued for seth Altman,
wanted for the involvement. This is the actual emergency alert
(03:41):
that was sent to everybody's cell phones early Friday morning.
Blue Alert issue for seth Altman wanted for the involvement
in the injury of an officer by Hall County Sheriff's Office.
Suspect is a thirty three year old white male six
foot two, two hundred and twenty pounds. Altman is wearing
a blue T shirt and blue jeans. Believed to be
armed and dangerous. If seen, do not approach, Please call
(04:05):
nine to one one. There's in a very short message,
there's a lot to unpack there. So let's start with this.
Let's start with the fact that this is a bad man.
He did a very bad thing. He shot a police officer.
That's terrible, and uh, you're not going to find bigger
supporters of law enforcement pretty much anywhere, especially in the
(04:29):
state of Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Then right here inside the treehouse, and.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We want all we want all bad guys captured and
locked away taste first at least.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, we like him cooked first.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We like them to see flashes of God before they
actually meet him.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And the taser is a good way of accomplishing that. So, yeah,
we're big fans of the taser in here, We're big
fans of police law enforcement. But I got to say
that when you send out an alert to the entire
state of Texas telling us to look out for a
white man in his thirties wearing blue jeans and armed,
well you just described sixty percent of Texas, So I'm
(05:08):
gonna need you be a little more specific. Now, here's
the other thing to unpack out of this. This is
in Hall County, which is up in the Panhandle. By comparison,
Let's say you live in Dallas County. Whatever county is
the first one, or maybe rephrase whatever parish is the
(05:31):
first one across the state border of Texas and Louisiana
that would have more of an impact on you than
the one from Hall County in the Panhandle. The blue
alert for Hall County in the Panhandle, is going to
have less of an effect on someone that lives in
I don't know, say Lake Brownwood, then something out of
(05:58):
Louisiana or honestly something out of the Gulf of Mexico.
We need to put some location parameters on these alerts
to where they actually make sense. If there is one
good thing to be taken out of the blue alert
is that, well, we know the system works.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Now would you like everyone like want a quick tutorial
on how to get around when this does happened to you?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Please? God. Yes, I've got my phone ready to go.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So if this is if you have an iPhone, if
you're Android, sorry your sol I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
But.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I actually I support that that you know, I support
that train of thought, which is if you're an Android user.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Cue.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, so iPhone, go to notifications where notifications settings.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, thank you. Go to settings first.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Then notifications.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
In notifications all right, now go all the way down.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Like just swipe all the way down. Yep, swiping all
the way down.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You'll see a things as government alerts.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I see Amber alert, emergency alerts, public safety alerts.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, go to emergency alerts. All right, Now you can
turn on local awareness, which means it will give you
more location specific It's number one, but number two where
it says always play sound, turn that off.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'm gonna turn that off.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And especially because like.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So my phone from about four am to nine am
is in like do not disturb mode, So especially when
it's in that No, you're not going to get anything
that breaks through.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, from four am to nine am, Trey is like
a virgin on prom night.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
This is a strictly no go zone.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, so there you go.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's how you can get around that and not have
annoying little alerts from way out in West Texas disturb
you at night.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can you do me a favorite?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Can you do a recording of everything you just described
and post that on our social media at Treehouse on
Air for everyone to follow and so they too can
be aware of this.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh yes, I can.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Do You want me to show you how to do that?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Look it's better than teaching our parents how to record
one channel while watching another, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Or how to attach something to an email.
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there were a bunch of people once again living and
extending their COVID lives by panic buying toilet paper. Now,
(11:12):
this time they were worried that it wasn't because of
a global pandemic. Instead, they were worried about this doc
workers strike that was looming, and they decided the first
thing I gotta go buy is all the toilet paper
I can get my hands on, which I'm fascinated by
(11:35):
in the face of what might be difficult life circumstances,
I'm not even going to say apocalypse, but that could
you could extend it to that. But in the face
of difficult life circumstances, the first thing people think of
is their own ass.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I'm fascinated by that.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Is that the first thing you thought when the whole
dock workers strike was possibly going to be an issue,
you thought, okay, be some shortages of products.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
What's the first thing you were going to go panic by.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I wasn't, Well, that's good when I knew the long
shortmen were going on strike, which thankfully it's that lasted
two days. Then they got a nice hefty pay increase
and they're back at work.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I'm glad you brought that up just real quick. So
no one act is now panic thinking. In case you
missed this entirely, there is now nothing to worry about.
The union representing East and Gulf Coast dock workers suspended
it to strike on Thursday after reaching a tentative agreement
with shipping giants that reportedly includes a sixty two percent
wage boost over six years. So they're back at the
(12:44):
bargaining table. They're going to finalize all this stuff. You
don't need to go out and panic buy anything, let
alone toilet paper. So nothing to worry about, true, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
No, the uh the first thing that came to mind
for me was, well, if this goes on a long time,
that's gonna really you know, when you're already dealing with
inflationary prices, it's gonna make Christmas really ugly for some
people because then you're really gonna have you could have
a shortage of toys and other things and make you know,
the price of everything go through the roof. But the
(13:13):
thing I wasn't thinking of was in toilet paper, because
if you would in gluten, google where toilet papers made, like, well,
where is Sharman made Pennsylvania?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Where it's culter?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Northern made Georgia, so you realize that it doesn't hit
the docks.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Are you trying to tell me that American made products
in states like Pennsylvania in Georgia don't have to travel
the ocean to get to me in Texas?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I am telling you that I.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Am so god surprised. I am shocked.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I gotta lie down. Those things may not even touch water,
you know, between those states.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
And not not after you use them.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, I thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But if they feel like pushing them up a river
for a little bit of the trip, just for the
hell of it, for the scenic views, okay maybe. But
otherwise that stuff's gonna come by truck. So unless there's
a trucker strike that's looming, you don't need to worry
about getting the toilet paper, most of which we get
inside the inside inside these United States.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Actually, you know the first thing that would really affect
it would be a train operators strike. Yes, then yes, truckers,
But I wish people understood it. And it's just it's
amazing that, you know, for all the great advancements we've
made as a civilization, people don't realize that most of
(14:46):
the shortages that happen are because of stupid effing people
hoarding stuff that they don't need.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
To Yeah, because during COVID it was not only toilet paper,
but paper towels that everyone was hoarding. Ironically, not Kleenex. Yeah,
even though it was an illness going around where the
sniffles were a major issue, people people weren't even buying
Kleenex in bulk. They were just they were more concerned
(15:12):
about their kitchen counters and their own asses.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, it's just it's the the just idiotic mass hysteria
that happens. And it's it's like, you know, rumors of
a gas shortage and everyone will go make a run
on gas. It's like, that's why we're having a shortage.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
We would be.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay otherwise, Yeah, if you would just act normal, there wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Be an issue.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
But I I really am fascinated by the notion that
the thinking of something bad happening in the world and
people's first thought is I need to go buy toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
How dirty is your butt? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And that's the other things.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
During COVID, it's like how many times do you help
people crap a day?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well, some people got the got the like the tummy COVID,
and so maybe they were going a lot, which, honestly,
if you have really bad diarrhea, you shouldn't be wiping
between those incidents. You should just live on the toilet
or next to it. There's no reason to wipe until
you know you're done squirting.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Or sometimes if it's a just jump in the shower after.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's why I invented something called the sphinx. I didn't
invent the actual act. I just coined the phrase. The
finx is when you were so sick. Let me give
you the situation. You're sick, right, you have to tell
many problems, and you're pooping really bad and you're sick,
and then you realize as you're sitting on the toilet,
oh my god, I'm going to throw up. And then
you have to decide what's going to go on the toilet?
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What do I want to clean up when I'm done
with this whole fiasco? Do I want to kneel in
front of the commode and puke in the toilet and
then you know, diarrhea all over the floor and then
clean that up. Or it'd I rather sit on the commode,
diarrhea and the toilet and puke all over the floor
and clean that up. My solution is disphinxed it, which
as you get in the same position as the sphinx
in Egypt in the tub, then you can shoot out
(17:03):
both ends and all you got to do is turn
on the shower head and and you're good.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That's that's how you That's how you fix that.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
It's a great party trick too.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It does.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It also works really well in San Marcos, Texas. State's
a big fan. I believe they've got a foam shock
her finger hand with that attachment. And the other thing
that made me think about the toilet paper thing was
this people panic buying toilet paper because they think there's
going to be a shortage when astronauts come back home.
(17:38):
Is that one of the first luxuries that they can't
wait to experience again after god knows how long in space.
Those two astronauts that are stuck on the International Space
Station when they come back home. Is one of the
first things they're going to be excited about is toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Again, that's an interesting question.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I would think a hot shower, but.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, I hadn't thought about that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You mentioned Sharman earlier. I think one of those Bear
commercials when Papa Bear goes to space and he can't
wait to get home because space didn't have Sharman.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
That's that is an interesting thought. Yeah, I bet that is.
What do they use?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I think it's just a space vacuum. It just kind
of fucks everything out.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
There.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Might be like a you know what, I think there's
a space be day. I think there's a space b day.
It's anti gravity. It's either that or you have to
get another astronaut to suck some water in the mouth.
Because NASA believes in redundancies and they're big on the
Buddy system, So you.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Know, a whole new method of daisy chain.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Look, no one said space exploration was gonna be pretty.
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hot new fashion trend. If we're anything in the treehouse,
it's stupid. But if we're other things after stupid, because
that's what we love. It's what's fun in here. We
love a good We love a good fashion trend, especially
when that fashion trend is stupid, like this one Trey.
Bathrobes are the hot new fashion trend for fall.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Do you currently own a bathrobe?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
I do not?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Well, buddy, you need to get one, because otherwise you're
gonna look very cool without it. Bathrobes are the hot
new fashion trend for fall. Vogue magazine has even endorsed
the look. Now I'm going to use a phrase here,
and it's very important that you listen to me when
I say this, Okay, bathrobe inspired, Okay, bathrobe inspired. This
(21:08):
doesn't mean we all get to run around looking like
the dude in The Big Lebowski and pretend that we
just walked off the runway in Milan or Paris. Its
bathrobe inspired dresses are the hot new fashion trend. So
I'm out on this. Although Trey, what you do between
four and nine am is totally between you and your closet.
(21:33):
But bathrobe inspired dresses keep popping up on red carpets.
Even Angelina Jolie just stepped out in a coat that
looked like a bathrobe in New York this week. A
writer for The New York Post called it the latest
in post pandemic unpretentiousness. After the lockdowns, we all stopped
caring so much and just went for comfort. So I'm
(21:54):
gonna emphasize that again, post pandemic unpretentiousness, which, now that
Vogue has endorsed it, doesn't that now mean it is pretentious?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
So by trying to look unpretentious now you are pretentious.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Yeah, especially if you're buying a bathrobe dress that I'm
gonna guess a bathrobe these days probably will cost thirty
to fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I don't know, at a at like a Kohl's or something. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Mean yeah, you're gonna go spend five hundred on a
bathrobe dress.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, especially if it's got a designer's name attached to it.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Me.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Me.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm a big fan of the Hilton Honors bath towels
that I get from the Hilton hotels, and those are
usually free unless they notice it and then they charge
me after the fact. But right, they're usually free. That's
where I get my bathrobes. Those are the good bathroobes.
And let's be honest, have you ever found one of
those good hotel bathrooms anywhere but a hotel?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
No? I haven't either.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I've heard before, and I don't know if this is true.
And when I'm not sure if something's true, are usually
ask you, Trey, because you know a lot of things
about a lot of things. I've heard that you can
buy the towel or the robe at the hotel.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Have you heard this.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, Usually they have a little sheet somewhere in there
that says, you know, if you like the bathrobe it's
one hundred bucks and if you take it, they're going
to charge you for it.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Full disclosure.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't typically stay at the Hilton, and the Best
Western that I frequent doesn't typically have bathrobes at all.
So what I do is I'll walk out of the
Best Western and then go across the street to the
good nice hotel or the Marriott and get theirs, get
one of their robes, and then bring it back to
my Best Western. And that's how I'm living my best life.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Now.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I will say this, there is a positive light, positive
spin on this trend and on the story, and that
is the great videos of on TikTok, YouTube, whatever. A
lot of times involve people in bathrobes at Walmart or
something doing stupid things. So maybe this will lead to
(24:17):
better videos because there's, you know, something funny about a
woman in a bathroom getting taste.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh that is good. I think That's what I'm gonna
do the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I'm just gonna type that into YouTube or a Google
and it's just I'm gonna binge watch all day bathroom tastings.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I have figured out.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
One of the most satisfying sounds we're watching videos is
that initial just kind of click when the taser deploys
because you just know you're you're about two seconds away
from the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's right, because you know things are about to get good.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
The other thing I'm taking out of this hot new
fashion trend that bathrobes are are in for fall.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Because think about it this way.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
While the headline is bathrobes are the hot new fashion
trend for fall, the subhead needs to be, and you're
only going to hear about this here in the Treouse,
the subhead to that headline needs to be that means
pants are optional.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, that's true. Although I feel like pants have been
optional for women since COVID.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Well, they're always optional inside the treehouse, if we're being honest.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
That has a lot more of an albundi mystique.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Though, Yeah, it's not the same when when the chicks
come in and stick their hands in the front of
their trousers.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Although, although what I'm going to google later is going
to be really interesting to see some of those results.
I wonder if you just type in the click before
the days if things still pop up there.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh, that's a good question. You gotta isolate that sound.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Though, and oh, I just got a chill down my
spine thinking about it. Yeah, taser videos. Taser videos.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I can't say, just because you know a lot of
times you're watching those videos and you don't get the tase.
You know they got them out, but they don't do it. Man,
when you hear that click, you're like, oh, yeah, here
it comes.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
All right, I'm gonna do two things in this break.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Number one, I'm gonna isolate you screaming like that, and
number two, I'm gonna see if I can find the
sound effect for that click.
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Speaker 2 (27:39):
All right, I've.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Found the closest example I think I could find in
a short amount of time, tray trying to find the
beautiful little click that you absolutely love and I do too.
Right before the police officers taser.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Let's win, it deploys and then you you you're just
waiting for that the first initial scream.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah. I think it's sort of like it goes like.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I think the click that you like is the safety
or or the click is the pulling of the trigger.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Right yeah, and the pull of the trigger and then
as the barbs then the barbs go out, and then
you's got that little bit of delay.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's that little delay what makes it so so sweet.
Oh so here's the best. Here's the best one I
can find. Most of them don't have like the little
clicking noises or anything before it. Usually most of the
sound effects I found in the break were just the
ones that started with the actual tasing. So it listened
closely here, so lean in really close.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Did you hear it?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh? Yeah, I mean it's.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's faint because this is not great audio, but I
mean it's it's in there.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
If you're curious. This is the Taser X twenty six,
So it's it's the the pistol looking model. It's not
like the stun gun that you know, looks like like
a cell phone with the little tips on it. Now,
this is the one that actually shoots out the barbs
police style. Let's do it again.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
It's not bad.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
So I think I've figured out a way for us
to get a really good, clean version of this so
we can play it to our hearts content. And that
is we ask any number of our police friends of
ours uh to record themselves deploying their taser.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, in a safe environment, but we'll take you using
it on.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
A suspect if if that's all you got, in fact,
that might be preferred.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know, that's a one of these because I think
the first one of the first times I noticed that sound.
This would be a good throwback Thursday was a video
from uh I believe it's from like Boyton Beach and
uh it's the several mean sets.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh yes, yes, I remember that. It's It's funny you
mentioned that because that's one of the first. That's that's
one of the first videos I think of. There's two
videos I think of when it comes to all time
classic tasing videos. That one or the Boynton Beach lady
who's getting pulled over and being cited for a traffic
(30:22):
infraction and she doesn't follow or listen to the officer
at all, and she won't get out of her car,
so he tases her to get her out of the car.
That's that's that's an all timer because she gets tased
so many times in that video. It's like she's trying
to set a world record. And I think she may have.
The other great tasing video of all time is of course,
don't Tase Me Bro, the guy from I believe it
(30:43):
was a University of Florida, And yeah, and once again,
thank you Florida for supplying so many great memories for
us and our internet lives. But even he, even he
don't Tase Me Bro, didn't get lit up as many
times as that lady did and blink and before And
I do need to look up to see if there
(31:04):
is a world record for how many times in a
row someone's been tased, because if there isn't, I nominate her.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah, that was one of those. They couldn't they couldn't
pull that trigger enough.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I think the only reason they stopped is because the
battery died. Oh, you know what.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I was going to give you some news, but then
I just remember there was something else I wanted to
throw at you. You want to do since we're a
little short on time in this segment, you want to
do a quick wrong answers only.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Sure, it is time for wrong Answers Only.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Inside the tree House, I'm going to provide today's contestant
trade Trendholme. Hello, Trey, Hello, today's contest long time, first time.
I think we appreciate that. So today's contestant tray. I'm
going to throw at you a fill in the blank,
and I want you to supply the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Do you understand I do? I'm glad. Let me see
if I can if my pre planning has helped us
enough on this. Maybe not?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Mm hmmmmmmmmmm Hang on one second, all right, Trey, here
we go Wrong Answers Only. A renovated blank takes down
its large mascot inflatable after complaints. I'll give you a
moment to think about your answer for wrong Answers Only.
(32:33):
A renovated blank takes down its large mascot inflatable after complaints.
Do you have a wrong answer trade?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
All right? What is your wrong answer.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
An adult toy store.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Man, I'm glad that's the wrong answer. That is a
good job, Trey. That is the wrong answer. Therefore it
is the correct answer. The correct answer would actually be
A renovated McDonald's took down its large mascot inflatable after complaints.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
So a very large Ronald McDonald in Tucson, Arizona. So
they renovated this McDonald's, and as part of the grand
reopening in Tucson, they decided to put up this massive
inflatable Ronald McDonald to the neighborhood's dismay. And at first,
(33:52):
I'll admit, at first I thought it was going to
be because people are afraid of clowns, especially large ones,
looming over.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Their chicken nugget factory.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
But it turns out it wasn't because it was a clown.
It was just basically an eye sore.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
A few people that thought that it was not appropriate
for the area that we're in. Our intent was never
to make anyone upset, not one customer at all, So
we've made the business decision to keep it down for
the near future and probably for good.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
So basically, the neighborhood was too fancy for an inflatable
clown welcoming people to the renovated McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, then they definitely would have wouldn't have enjoyed a
big inflatable dildo.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I like to think you're right, although you know there's
gonna be one lady that neighborhood that sees that is
sort of like a bat light.
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Today is Monday, October seventh, twenty twenty four. Let's sue
who's celebrating a birthday today October seven, twenty twenty four birthdays.
Nicole Maines is twenty seven today trade Do you know who?
Nicole Mayins?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Is?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Not a clue?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Do you notice I didn't ask do you know who
she is? Okay, I just said, do you know who
Nicole Maynes is. The reason why I say that is
because not only is she celebrating, damn it, I did it.
Not only is Nicole celebrating, it's twenty hers damnit. This
is see, this is why this stuff's confusing. I don't
really know what everybody wants anymore. So Nicole Mayins is
(36:35):
twenty seven to day. Nicole plays Nia Naal on Supergirl,
and it says he or she's I'm gonna go with that.
She is the first transgender actress to play a transgender superhero.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Good for her. Here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I look at the pronoun situation not as politically as
most people. I just look at it as a preference, right,
Like I I prefer to go by Dan instead of Daniel.
I was born Daniel, but I prefer you call me Dan.
That's how I look at it. When someone says, don't
call me by my whatever at birth, just call me
(37:13):
what I prefer. Now, That's how I look at it,
And it's pretty simple. I just look at it as
someone like I just said, just shortening their name. But
it's also like in these transgender times. It's hard to
keep up because it's it, that's just it. It's just hard
to keep up. And I don't really know, and I
(37:34):
don't want I don't want to offend anybody. I would
like to call you by what you prefer, because I
don't want you calling me Daniel. I typically don't like
it when people call me Daniel, and when people would
call me Daniel, I usually took it to me like
they were being uh, kind of a dick about it.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
I I will always go out of my I will
go out of my way to respect people's wishes. And
if they, you know, have certain pronouns that want to
be used, I will do my best. At the same time,
you know, if you look and sound one way and
want to be addressed as another, don't get mad at
first when people mislabel you or you know, use the
(38:14):
wrong pronoun.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Give him a.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Chance or give you the rca dog head tilt.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah, Like like if I show up and you you
see me as a five foot nine white man and
I say, hi, my name is Dan, but my pronoun
is she, You're probably.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Gonna do though, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Okay, anyway. Nicole is twenty seven today.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Also celebrating a birthday today Brie Olsen, who was Charlie
Sheen's head goddess during his meltdown years. She's thirty eight today.
And this is a great example of how you say
something matters, not just what you say. Right, I'm gonna
read you this sentence again, and I'm gonna read it
to you in two different ways and see if you
can tell the difference.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
All Right, was.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Charlie Sheen's head goddess during his meltdown. That's version number one.
Version number two is Brie Olsen was Charlie Sheen's head
goddess during his meltdown. I'll let you try to figure
out the difference. Other birthdays today, Taylor Hicks is forty eight.
(39:21):
That is American Idol's gray haired fifth season winner. Tom
York from Radiohead is fifty six, turning fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
How did that make you feel old?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
No, it's not. It's Radiohead. Oh just not w It's
like I don't mind Radiohead's music.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I just can't stand Radiohead fans. I mean that is
they are. They have got to be the most pretentious
group of people that you'll ever find, because I mean
(39:56):
they will go out of their way to you know,
tell you why it's the greatest band ever.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
And you're right.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Every Radiohead fan has a fifteen minute monologue ready to
go at the drop of a hat to explain to
you why Radiohead is the greatest band of all.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
They will music explain you why. And I'm like, no,
they're not. I go there, you know, I'll sum up
radio and Radiohead fans. They don't play their biggest hit
there you.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Go, yeah and no, and you're not gonna You're not
gonna hear hear them in the tree?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
How was either?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
But that's not because I'll say it, Radiohead sucks.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
How dare you, Trey, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Promise you wait wait when this goes out, there will
be there will be a three page comment.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
And it was ready to go.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Uh huh, it was.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
It was. It was in there.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
It was in their already copied file, ready to paste
at the drop of a hat into the comment section.
But let's be honest, Trey, Radiohead fans are the terminators
of band fans, and you just became their John Connor.
They do not stop, they do not eat, they do
not sleep. Their only mission in this life is to
(41:15):
prove to the entire world that Radiohead is the greatest
band ever to live and if they have to kill
everyone that disagrees with them, then, by god, that's what
they're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Hey, Radiohead fans, Nickelback is better.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I don't know if you saw it, but my soul
just left my body. I think even all of Canada
just gasped. Even Chad what, yeah, yeah, Somewhere Chad Kreeger's like, really,
I mean I like this at all, but really. Trey
(41:58):
Trendholm at gmail dot com, in.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. You're in visit
us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Once again, be sure to check out all things Treehouse
at Treehouse on Air dot com, and that includes checking
out our YouTube channel. Our YouTube channel which has all
sorts of fun things on it, like The Treehouse Cowboys,
which is our football show that we do as sort
of Cowboys fan therapy. There's also Treehouse TV, so if
you want to hear about the twenty twenty four presidential
(42:51):
swimsuit uh competition, you can check out Treehouse TV on
our YouTube channel. It's at Treehouse on Air YouTube dot com.
At Treehouse on here.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
All right. Last thing, Trey is this Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Because I feel like this story is gonna speak to
you in a certain way. A thirty six year old
man broke into a woman's home in Wales and did
all of her chores. So it's definitely not your typical
break in story. This happened over the summer, but the
trial was held this past week. The woman who lived
(43:32):
there was at work when he broke in on July sixteenth.
What did he do well? He hung her laundry out
to dry, put her groceries away, and even emptied her recycling.
He also tidied up her garden, refilled the bird feeders,
organized her fridge, mopped the floors, put out a bottle
of wine, cooked dinner, and left a note that said
don't worry, be happy, eat up. After that, he left
(43:57):
and he was not there when she got home from work,
and it freaked her out. She wasn't exactly thankful for
all of that he had done. Instead, she was freaked out,
called the police. She thought she had a stalker on
her hands, but he wasn't. His lawyer told the judge
he was just homeless at the time and undergoing a
number of difficulties. She stayed with a friend for two
(44:18):
weeks until police caught him. And they caught him after
he broke into another vacant house. He didn't do any
chores that time, and he didn't have time to because
someone showed up kicked him out. A judge just sentenced
him last Thursday to twenty two months in jail. His
lawyer told the court her client was sorry for the
harm he caused his victims. Twenty two months in jail
(44:42):
or I guess trespassing the one home and doing some
lady's chores in another.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, just goes to shay you. He can never please
a woman.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Once again.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
That's Troy Tunholme at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
I don't know who he is. I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Let's be sure to check out all things treehouse Treehouse
on air dot com. Give us a follow on social
media at Treehouse on Air. For me, although I'm kind
of afraid to give out any of my contact info
right now, it's at d Dan O'Malley for Trey, whom
(45:43):
I know you're gonna have a lot to say.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
It's at Trey Trenholme one see.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Dan Dan, thank you for feeding me all those lines.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I didn't send you that. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Don't give me credit on that one.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hell no, no no no no no no no no
no no no no. Don't you dare No.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
That's why, that's why you drive this bus.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
The bus is supposed to run over the driver. See
you tomorrow in the tree.
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