June 2, 2025 • 40 mins
We start off today learning that you too can buy Sydney Sweeney's bath water, then we congratulate Raj on the Scripps Spelling Bee, and play an oldie but goodie from years ago. Then, we learn about a woman who claims she got a sinus infection from the most unusal source and after 25 years, we find a use for the Rim Shot sound effect, and then we learn that Gen Z has discovered the magic of boiling water.
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, o'melly along with Trey
Trenholm and Raj Sharman. Today is Monday, June second, two
thy twenty five. I don't know if this is a
(00:44):
good sign or a bad sign as a celebrity. But
once you start selling your own used bathwater, do you
see that as a sign as having made it or
that you've missed it? How much will they That's a
good question.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Not who is it? Just how much money do they getting?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Well, I mean, yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
But if you're selling it, if you're selling it for
a dollar an ounce, maybe that's one thing. If you're
getting one hundred an ounce, you know that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But people are into weird stuff, so you want to
ask who is it first and how much because it
could be like Ada, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That should go for thousands.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, that's hard to get. He's dead, yeah, which means
you have to go looking for that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
If you if you were on Barney Miller and you're
selling your bathwater.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Maybe we're Maybe we should start up a celebrity line
of used bathwater, starting with the legendary Abagda.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Tapping it off with a delightful Steve Chummy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, Sydney Sweeney is getting into the used bathwater market
Doctor Squatch, which is a soap company that I've seen
a lot on social media. Now that I've said the
name out loud, I'm going to get hit with more
ads for it. Doctor Squatch is ready to bring some
people's fantasies to life with a limited edition with a
(02:29):
limited edition soap infused with Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. The bar
is creatively called Sydney's Bathwater Bliss, and it allegedly smells
like pine Douglas fir and earthy moss.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Just what you would.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hope Sidney Sweeney's ass would smell like earthy moss, or,
as Doctor Squatch describes it, morning would m so clever.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, And you know that's the the sad fact is,
there's a huge market for weird stuff like this. It's
there's women that sell their underwear. There's women that sell
all kinds of stuff and and and make a fortune
at it because men are degenerates.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yes we are. I mean to me that that is
I'm sorry, Trey, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That's capitalizing on the only fans craze without being on
only fans.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's that's just that's the first of all, soap is
a gateway to OnlyFans.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What this is about, which when she sees how much
money she can make.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I mean there's there's.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
A real truth.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's just if you're a young, hot female, I mean,
and all of a sudden you go and even especially
with her with a little bit of fame already, if
you have someone punch the numbers and go, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You could one year on OnlyFans and retire.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, well off, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean there's a I think it was on TMZ.
It was some adult film star that was not on OnlyFans,
but she was. She was putting, she was panning her
own farts and selling them, and that was making tons
of money for her.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well this is not that, No, yeah, this is class
Sidney Sweeney would probably make money on that as well.
Sydney says they were doing so they were doing a
photo shoot with Doctor Squatch, and she says, when we
were at the Doctor Squatch photo shoot, they had a
bathtub for me and I actually got in there and
I took some soap and we had a nice little
(04:56):
bath and they took the water, so it's my real bathwater,
she said. I wanted to have it lean towards my
home roots. So there's this really outdoorsy scent of like
pine and earthy moss and fur fir. Don't get crazy,
and she adds, so what smells super manly. But then
there's some city bathwater mixed in, not Sydney bathwater, city
(05:22):
bathwater mixed in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, she's very self aware. She knows that. As she says,
fans always joke about wanting my bathwater. I was like,
you know what, this is just a cool way to
have a conversation with the audience and give them what
they want. No, that's not what they want. What they
want is to be in the bath with you, back
(05:49):
to what she says. She says, but then also hopefully
encourage them to take care of themselves in a healthy way.
That's not healthy, Sydney aithing and someone else else's bathwater
is not healthy. It's actually the definition of dirty. Yes,
there's a reason why we drain the tub after each use.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, that's where the the phrase throw the baby out
with the bathwater. It's because back in the day it
would be one tub of bathwater, and the father would
go first, and then the mother, and then the kids,
and then the last one would be the baby. And
it would be so diluted and polluted and filthy that
(06:32):
sometimes they would forget the baby was in there.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So don't throw the baby out with the bathwater is
where that comes from. So yeah, but I mean it
goes back to guys going I'm bathing in her.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So as you're looking to snag your very own bar
of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, there will be a limited supply
sold for just eight dollars each online June sixth.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just want to tell you the discipline you said
eight dollars, the disappointment that washed over trade washed over
trade space when he's like, that's it, Like they crunch
those numbers and it came down to eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
They also say you can enter a raffle and be
one of one hundred lucky winners in case you don't
want to fork over the eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
She clearly needs new representation.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, that should be a hard firing once she got
the contract that was already pre approved for eight bucks each,
because you know she's not getting all one hundred percent
of Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You know, Squatch is getting some of that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
This gets a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Squatches double dip it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well, he is a doctor.
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we have to write a major wrong here inside the
Treehouse today. Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five,
and we unfortunately missed a massive, massive piece of news
on Friday's show that we just haphazardly ignored. So, Raj,
(09:48):
I need to apologize to you and your people or
forgetting to announce and discuss the twenty twenty five scripts
National Spelling Bee that crowned its champion on Thursday night.
I apologize that we did not cover it in the
Friday show. So I'm hoping we can write that wrong
(10:09):
now on Monday.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Okay, I didn't want to bring it up. It hurt
too bad.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well, I hope that enough time has passed. So now
we can enjoy the moment that the winner of the
twenty twenty five Scripts National Spelling Bee was crowned this
past Thursday night.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
Hello doctor baby, Hi Faison. So if you spell this
next word correctly, we will decline.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
This is Faison Zaki. He is thirteen years of age
in seventh grade at Rice Middle School in our very
own Allen, Texas.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
There are you, the champion of the historic one hundredth
year of the Script's National Spelling Bee. Now let's all
of us take a deep breath.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I did not help it all.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Smile well, a certain pacing would help to follow. Yeah, okay,
your word is.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
A clar C small A clar small e c l
A I R c I S s E M E
n T.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
If that is correct, Congratulations face on Saki, you are
the twenty twenty five Scripts Natural Spelling Beat Champion. Somebody
peel him off the floor.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
We have a winner, a champion, and Script's CEO Adam
Sixton will now present the tropata.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Fason congratulations based on and then they hid behind him.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
The kid behind him that came in second places will
never be seen or heard from again.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Not so fast, mister, Sharma because the reason why young
Faison knows the judge is there at the Script's National
Spelling Bee so well and they're so familiar with one
another is because he was the runner up last year.
So congratulations to Young Faisan Zaki, thirteen years old out
of Allen Texas twenty twenty five Script's National Spelling Bee champion.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I believe he would be like number four, number five
from North Texas. Yeah, there's a couple that are from
South Lake.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
At this point, is the spelling Bee like is it
gonna be?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Is it like the BA men's basketball in the Olympics
for the United States like it would? It's just taken
for granted and then maybe one day there'll be a
shocking upset.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, there was about four years ago there was a
non Indian that won. We call her a reg a regular,
and we slipped. It's like that one time when Slovakia
beat the US by like like by thirteen points. They're like, okay, guys,
let's regroup. We thought this was going to be easy,
(13:15):
and then since then it's just been US dominating. So yeah,
we messed up one time, trick we let one slide
and her answer, But.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I would like to point out that as a very
as a struggling Cowboys fan, this is a franchise I
can support because of the anger I still feel towards
the Dallas Mavericks and what they've done this season. This
is a This is a community that I can throw
my fandom behind, and that is the Indians of North
(13:45):
Texas and their spelling bee prowess.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, this, my friends, this is a dynasty and we're
all witnessing it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
We're all in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
We're not even appreciating the level of domination that is
happening at the Scripts Nash spelling Bee.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
This is.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
This is a bigger dynasty than the Cowboys of the nineties.
This is a bigger dynasty than the Patriots. This may
be a bigger dynasty than the Celtics.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And you guys have seen the video of the Indian
kid that passes out during the spelling I talk about
it on stage all the time, one of my favorites. Yes,
So he then gets back up spells the word correctly,
because that's what you do when you're trained, when you're
a trained soldier. It's either that or the cyanide pill
that was under his lapel, he's got to chew that.
When they cut to his.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Sad thing is that kid gets his word and then
you could just see his eyes start to roll and
we all assumed that it was because he didn't know
how to spell it, but in actuality, it was because
all the blood had rushed out of his head and
into his feet.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And then and then he just kind of went, yeah,
he's just kind of rifted over.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And he got up, put some dirt on it, and
spelled his word.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And then he wins. So when they cut to his parents,
you'll see another kid, and then you'll see a little
girl in I think the dad's lap. So when this
kid passes out, he gets back up, spells the word.
He wins the spelling bee. The next year, the boy
that was there when they cut to the parents, he's
the one that does the the uh, the does brian X.
(15:13):
That's the brother. Two years later, the sister wins. So
all three in that house are spelling me champions. They're
from South Lake.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Has there been any age, you know, questions yet, because honestly,
that kid that just won it, I mean if he
wrote me a script, I wouldn't blink twice.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You mean for drugs if he was a doctor. He's
a doctor.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah yeah. People, I'm like, you guys need to realize,
like those are all mensa kids. Those are all doogie howsers,
just brown.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah yeah, Actually tray all those kids at the National
Spelling Bee that win. They're smarter than the doctors that
prescribe us our drugs.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I mean, like.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
They look at he looks older than seventh grade. I'm
just saying. I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
The guy behind him, the kid that came in second,
it's clearly thirty six.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Look, the Dominicans have baseball, the Indians get spelled against.
Just how it goes.
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He's Trey that right there is mister Raj Sharma. And
Raj you said there was an interesting factoid from National
(17:09):
Spelling Bee passed you were going to share with us?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, it was a few years ago. I actually talked
about it on stage. There was a four way or
I think it was a four way or five way
tie because the spelling Bee was going on so long
because the kids kept getting all the words correct U
and so they were like, whoever this last? This is
the last word because they couldn't find words hard enough
(17:31):
for these kids to spell. They ran out of words like,
that's how brilliant these kids are. And it was four
Indian kids and one white girl from Kentucky, which was
really good news because we found out there's one person
in Kentucky that can spell. So that was that was
the upside. Yeah, so was it was it? It?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Did it end up being like a five way champion?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yes? They each got the eighty thousand dollars scholarship, so
it was the largest prize ever given out at four
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Well that's good because I was afraid they were all
going to have to split it and then all those
parents were going to be pissed.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, the Indian parents are going to split that. Oh no, no, no,
that it would have been a blood bath they knew better.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Well, I would like to thank you Raj for being
so forgiving in the fact that we forgot to mention
the twenty twenty five Spelling Bee champion on Friday Show,
but then we righted that wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Today you guys have any night we have faise on.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, I'd also like to thank you for taking us
down memory lane when it comes to the Spelling Bee
a handful of years, because that opens the door to
take us even further back in time in the script's
National Spelling Bee history, and that takes us to the
year two thousand and seven, in which one of the
most infamous scripts National Spelling Bee words was ever given.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh yes, I do know.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Nigus.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh poor Andrew Lay. Andrew Lay twelve years old from Stanley,
North Carolina. This poor, poor white kid. You know, they
had that word in an envelope in a special stack,
just waiting for the one white kid on the stage
to deliver that word to make him spell. And this
(19:24):
is the word that poor Andrew Lay got.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Nigus negus. What's the language of origin Ethiopian to Amharic?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
God?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Why did it have to be Africa?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
What is the definition a king? It's used as a
title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Nigus nicasuse the sentence.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
A commercial right here.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
At this moment where the kid looks around and goes like, man,
I just I don't I don't want to be here anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
That's when he's looking at his dad, like you use
that word a lot.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Yeah, it's ruled Ethiopia until the coup of nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
US.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
He looks around the room for any amount of help. Sorry, man,
all the white people have left the building.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
But he's also like, he's got that look like when
and I've seen this before when white people go to
tell a joke like let me see if anybody I'm
about to fend his in this room, or if.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
You're a.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Or if you're singing along to an NWA song in
the car with the windows down and you want to
look around first before you sing along with it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Look you make when you get the new ice Cube album.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
How they how they didn't turn this into a Southwest
Airlines commercial where they go, boom, you want to get away?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I just like how he was riding on the back
of the little placard that he has and if he
would have turned it around and it just said help.
Could you seriously, seriously, guys, could you repeat the definition.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
A king.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
Negus this, he said, vegus And did you say the
word loudly for the judges.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
One more times? Nigas n e g us niggas.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Absolutely stun I love that the look on his face
for them saying that he got the word spelled correctly.
He is absolutely stunned, shocked, amazed. Oh, said, he'll take it.
They even show his parents in the crowd. Dad sticks
his tongue out like, like, who that was close, because
that's definitely not how Grandpa spells it.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Who is the lady that turned around to congratulate the parents,
Like that's kind of funny too, Like he got it,
thank god, this.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Absolutely stun said, he'll take it. You're right. I forgot
about the lady in the front row that turns around
to the family, going hey, he got it, and the
lady looking back they're like, where as shocked as you are.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
In my mind, Like I would have loved it, Like
he spelled it right, and you cut to the parents,
but behind him. You just see police officers walking out
like cool, we don't We're not needed today.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
All clear, everybody, all clear.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
We're a code for we can go home now. But
if that was like the comedic moment for me, like
when you walk up and it's like all right, here's
your word, negus and he just walks off, He's like, no,
I'm not even doing that. Not today, homies, not today.
You ain't taking this kid down.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I feel like he had missed it. He would have
been the Ray Finkle of the spelling Bee.
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(24:44):
Every relationship is a little bit different, Trey. In your relationships,
do you and your significant others do you fart in
front of one one another. No, Raj. What about you
and your relationships? Do you go toot in front of
one another?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
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(25:48):
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(26:10):
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between the beds, turned his backside towards her, and she says,
I've never ever ever smelled anything that compares to that.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
And because of that, she had a seven year E
Coli infection in her sinuses. So keep that in mind
the next time your significant others says, you know what
we should do to to build intimacy in our relationship
is we should go toot around one another?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Is that something commonly said? I was like, we need
to grow closer together by exchanging methane?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Honestly, I don't know how that converse goes because I've
never had it. Yeah, because look, when you grow up
in the household that I did, when you're either let
some ripped non stop and is unashamed and unabashed about it,
it kind of turns you off of it for future partners.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, the same.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, Wow, that is so I've never had the conversation
in a relationship. Hey, so do you think our relationship
is strong enough now to tolerate this?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Okay, cola. Interesting that is. I'm glad she's done with
the guy because I mean, the next move up is
pink eye. So like you know, uh yeah, I just gotta.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Mind in case someone ever says, have you ever had
a butterfly kid?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I just uh so, if that was in the cola,
was in her nose, does that smell still resonate? Does
that are they in there? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Seven years a group of bacteria commonly found in the
intestinal tracts of healthy humans and animals. That's according to
the CDC. For those of you that's that still trust it.
Most strains of E. Coli are harmless and even beneficial,
aiding digestion, but some strains can cause illness, including diarrhea,
urinary tract infections, pneumonia, sepsis, and, in this young lady's case,
(28:24):
a sinus infection that just wouldn't quit.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Has a Has there been any doctor that confirmed her theory?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, that's what she's She's sharing what the doctors told
her because she kept going to doctors saying, hey, well
you have this I have this problem. The sinus infection
won't go away. They took a culture and found ecoal life.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I mean, did she tell them she was a sniffer.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, she blamed the boyfriend. She said that this was uh,
she said, this was an unprovoked gas attack on the
part of her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I mean, if I was doing lines of you know,
I'd want to blame the boyfriend's gas too.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, you know it's a different kind of blow.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
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But you know what it is.
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ.
Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five. Before we
jump into birthdays, Raj, you said you had more questions
about this couple's relationship.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, you know, did she was it a constant thing
over seven years, because it's equal I settling in your
sinuses and through your nostrils, so you'd be able to
blow that you'd be able to blow that bacteria out.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Continue question. Yeah, So we were talking about this young
lady who had seven years of sinus infections. Didn't know
why until finally they did a culture and found ecoli
in her sinuses. She says it could all be sourced
back when she and her boyfriend were in a hotel room.
She was recuperating from surgery from surgery, and he farted
(31:03):
in her face, and that's where it came from. A
little more backstory for you. She believes it was a
perfect story that one was unintentional. She believes it was
a perfect storm of bad timing and bad gas that
made this infection possible. She said she had just had
ankle surgery, so she says, I imagine my immune system
(31:23):
was focused on healing that. I think that maybe in
another circumstance, it would not have happened if I was healthy.
She says, Also, when I say that it was the
worst fart that I've ever smelled in my life, I
truly mean that. She emphasized that her ex was not
trying to blast her on purpose. She said, he was
just getting into bed and my face happened to be
(31:45):
in the path of the fart that was released, so
it was accidental, and as far as we know, the
relationship did not end because of this end.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't know about the immune system thing, because after
a surgery they will give you anti inflammatories and an
antibiotic to make sure that you are healing properly. So
there's that. But then it had to be on the
can't be one fart caused seven years of sinus infection.
It had to be maybe like she was asleep and
he would do it for I'm just saying, I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Know, aggressively get back at her for god knows what,
or perhaps Trey said it earlier. And Trey, you may
be right, you said earlier that, well, did she tell
doctors that she was a fart sniffer, because maybe that
is actually the case. She's trying to save face here
by telling the doctors, Oh, it was this one time
(32:41):
that my boyfriend did it. Because as we all know, Raj,
you know this, your mom was a nurse. He lied
to medical professionals all the time because they're embarrassed. So
maybe she concocted this story to hide the fact that
she is a horrific fart sniffer and didn't want to
come clean to the medical staff.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Like there was one time in
the er that there was a guy with them. I
think I told you guys this before. There was a
maglight was in his bum, as my mother would say,
and his excuse was, well, I fell on it, and
my mom had to excuse herself before she went into
the nurse's lounge and laughed for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
That's very kind of your mom, It's very professional. I
feel like if someone comes into your er and claims
they fell onto a maglin and they fell onto a
maglight ass first you get to laugh in their face,
especially if you're the one tasked with pulling it out.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yes, so this has to be like, you know, the
canned forart thing. Maybe she was into that. Maybe she's subscribed.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
People are into weird stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
In a follow up TikTok, the young lady revealed that
antibiotics we're not working and now she's likely headed for surgery.
So she still has the ecoli up her nose.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I don't know, there's got to be something else. It
just sounds a little too far fenced and something to
blame for why the relationship fell apart. Maybe he stopped
doing it because she was so addicted to it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Or maybe he didn't realize that she was into it
and had a fart sniffing addiction. And then he walked
in on a really awkward scene one evening when he
got home early from work.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I don't know if this is going to be funny
or not, but maybe she was just a serial giver.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Mmm, yes, yes, I got I sadly understood that reference.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, yeah, you know you gotta breathe when he's down there.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
They always say in through the nose, out through your mouth.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Now, I've got a use for this button on my machine.
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along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday,
June second, twenty twenty five, a new day that will
live in infamy.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Why tray, because we finally figured out how use for
the rim shot sound effect.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
It's been twenty five years, but we finally found it.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
We need to listen to thank you other than a
really bad punchline, we got to use for it. I
need to send this lady a thank you cart or
get well soon. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh all right, one last thing before we uh uh
get out of the Treehouse today as first, and that
is something new has happened in the world. New things
always get lots and lots of attention. So here is
the new term we all need to learn. Thanks to
gen Z and Jen Alpha. Okay, the new term that
(36:58):
we all now have to learn so we can properly
communicate with the younger generations is something called water based cooking.
Water based cooking. It's a new cooking term that has
gone viral on TikTok. Water based cooking, just where you
you know boil water water, otherwise known as boiling. But
(37:22):
the explorers, the adventurers that gen Z and Jen Alpha are,
by god, they feel like they've discovered something for the
first time. I can't wait for them to discover fire
and tell us it's new name.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
And I take it. We're not talking about souv No, they're.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Not even going that advanced. Okay, they're just they're just
talking about boiling, steaming, coaching, just cooking and water water
based cooking.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Is this why I saw someone boiling a steak?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yes, that's going to be the reason why blame TikTok
and blame the kids. The latest cooking term is water
based cooking. It's exactly what it sounds like. There's a
video montages showing things being boiled, steamed, and cooked like
you know soups and stews, with the caption you started
water based cooking, and now your skin is clear, your
(38:15):
stomach is thriving, and you recover from illness overnight. Some
claim the methods like boiling, blanching, steaming, or poaching can
reverse aging. Oh goodie. The idea is that this gentler
cooking style avoids unhealthy techniques using oils in high heat,
things like frying, sauteing, baking, air frying, and grilling, which
is supposedly the absolute worst. Obviously, cooking with water is
(38:38):
not new or ground breaking. It's just a different name
for all the other names that we know it by,
which is boiling, steaming, blanching, all that.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, it's how they've termed. You're not murdered, you're unalived.
That's one of my favorite ones to use. Unlived, and
then you're not homeless anymore, unhoused. That means so that
that's what you're saying is at one moment, as you
were standing on the sidewalk, there was a house and
then there wasn't. So you're you're unhoused. Is that right?
(39:14):
You're unhoused? Okay, I just thought you were addicted to meth.
But no, no, no, unhoused. Yeah, you're you're selling your
mouth for heroin. But no, no, no, no, you're you're unhoused.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Okay, kids, all all the all the advances we've seen
in our lives, and these twats are are mesmerized by
boiling water.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, yes, they're just stare at it for hours.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
They're the same kids that are gonna look at fire
and be like he's a witch.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Drowned him and the and the boiling water. For all
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It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan, o'melly along with Trey
Trenholm and Raj Sharman. Today is Monday, June second, two
thy twenty five. I don't know if this is a
(00:44):
good sign or a bad sign as a celebrity. But
once you start selling your own used bathwater, do you
see that as a sign as having made it or
that you've missed it? How much will they That's a
good question.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Not who is it? Just how much money do they getting?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Well, I mean, yeah, who is it?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
But if you're selling it, if you're selling it for
a dollar an ounce, maybe that's one thing. If you're
getting one hundred an ounce, you know that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But people are into weird stuff, so you want to
ask who is it first and how much because it
could be like Ada, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That should go for thousands.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, that's hard to get. He's dead, yeah, which means
you have to go looking for that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
If you if you were on Barney Miller and you're
selling your bathwater.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Maybe we're Maybe we should start up a celebrity line
of used bathwater, starting with the legendary Abagda.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Tapping it off with a delightful Steve Chummy.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, Sydney Sweeney is getting into the used bathwater market
Doctor Squatch, which is a soap company that I've seen
a lot on social media. Now that I've said the
name out loud, I'm going to get hit with more
ads for it. Doctor Squatch is ready to bring some
people's fantasies to life with a limited edition with a
(02:29):
limited edition soap infused with Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. The bar
is creatively called Sydney's Bathwater Bliss, and it allegedly smells
like pine Douglas fir and earthy moss.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Just what you would.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hope Sidney Sweeney's ass would smell like earthy moss, or,
as Doctor Squatch describes it, morning would m so clever.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, And you know that's the the sad fact is,
there's a huge market for weird stuff like this. It's
there's women that sell their underwear. There's women that sell
all kinds of stuff and and and make a fortune
at it because men are degenerates.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yes we are. I mean to me that that is
I'm sorry, Trey, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That's capitalizing on the only fans craze without being on
only fans.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's that's just that's the first of all, soap is
a gateway to OnlyFans.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What this is about, which when she sees how much
money she can make.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I mean there's there's.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
A real truth.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's just if you're a young, hot female, I mean,
and all of a sudden you go and even especially
with her with a little bit of fame already, if
you have someone punch the numbers and go, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You could one year on OnlyFans and retire.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, well off, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, I mean there's a I think it was on TMZ.
It was some adult film star that was not on OnlyFans,
but she was. She was putting, she was panning her
own farts and selling them, and that was making tons
of money for her.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well this is not that, No, yeah, this is class
Sidney Sweeney would probably make money on that as well.
Sydney says they were doing so they were doing a
photo shoot with Doctor Squatch, and she says, when we
were at the Doctor Squatch photo shoot, they had a
bathtub for me and I actually got in there and
I took some soap and we had a nice little
(04:56):
bath and they took the water, so it's my real bathwater,
she said. I wanted to have it lean towards my
home roots. So there's this really outdoorsy scent of like
pine and earthy moss and fur fir. Don't get crazy,
and she adds, so what smells super manly. But then
there's some city bathwater mixed in, not Sydney bathwater, city
(05:22):
bathwater mixed in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, she's very self aware. She knows that. As she says,
fans always joke about wanting my bathwater. I was like,
you know what, this is just a cool way to
have a conversation with the audience and give them what
they want. No, that's not what they want. What they
want is to be in the bath with you, back
(05:49):
to what she says. She says, but then also hopefully
encourage them to take care of themselves in a healthy way.
That's not healthy, Sydney aithing and someone else else's bathwater
is not healthy. It's actually the definition of dirty. Yes,
there's a reason why we drain the tub after each use.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, that's where the the phrase throw the baby out
with the bathwater. It's because back in the day it
would be one tub of bathwater, and the father would
go first, and then the mother, and then the kids,
and then the last one would be the baby. And
it would be so diluted and polluted and filthy that
(06:32):
sometimes they would forget the baby was in there.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So don't throw the baby out with the bathwater is
where that comes from. So yeah, but I mean it
goes back to guys going I'm bathing in her.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
So as you're looking to snag your very own bar
of Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, there will be a limited supply
sold for just eight dollars each online June sixth.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just want to tell you the discipline you said
eight dollars, the disappointment that washed over trade washed over
trade space when he's like, that's it, Like they crunch
those numbers and it came down to eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
They also say you can enter a raffle and be
one of one hundred lucky winners in case you don't
want to fork over the eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
She clearly needs new representation.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, that should be a hard firing once she got
the contract that was already pre approved for eight bucks each,
because you know she's not getting all one hundred percent
of Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You know, Squatch is getting some of that.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
This gets a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Squatches double dip it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well, he is a doctor.
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we have to write a major wrong here inside the
Treehouse today. Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five,
and we unfortunately missed a massive, massive piece of news
on Friday's show that we just haphazardly ignored. So, Raj,
(09:48):
I need to apologize to you and your people or
forgetting to announce and discuss the twenty twenty five scripts
National Spelling Bee that crowned its champion on Thursday night.
I apologize that we did not cover it in the
Friday show. So I'm hoping we can write that wrong
(10:09):
now on Monday.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Okay, I didn't want to bring it up. It hurt
too bad.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well, I hope that enough time has passed. So now
we can enjoy the moment that the winner of the
twenty twenty five Scripts National Spelling Bee was crowned this
past Thursday night.
Speaker 8 (10:28):
Hello doctor baby, Hi Faison. So if you spell this
next word correctly, we will decline.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
This is Faison Zaki. He is thirteen years of age
in seventh grade at Rice Middle School in our very
own Allen, Texas.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
There are you, the champion of the historic one hundredth
year of the Script's National Spelling Bee. Now let's all
of us take a deep breath.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I did not help it all.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Smile well, a certain pacing would help to follow. Yeah, okay,
your word is.
Speaker 9 (11:17):
A clar C small A clar small e c l
A I R c I S s E M E
n T.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
If that is correct, Congratulations face on Saki, you are
the twenty twenty five Scripts Natural Spelling Beat Champion. Somebody
peel him off the floor.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
We have a winner, a champion, and Script's CEO Adam
Sixton will now present the tropata.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Fason congratulations based on and then they hid behind him.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
The kid behind him that came in second places will
never be seen or heard from again.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Not so fast, mister, Sharma because the reason why young
Faison knows the judge is there at the Script's National
Spelling Bee so well and they're so familiar with one
another is because he was the runner up last year.
So congratulations to Young Faisan Zaki, thirteen years old out
of Allen Texas twenty twenty five Script's National Spelling Bee champion.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I believe he would be like number four, number five
from North Texas. Yeah, there's a couple that are from
South Lake.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
At this point, is the spelling Bee like is it
gonna be?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Is it like the BA men's basketball in the Olympics
for the United States like it would? It's just taken
for granted and then maybe one day there'll be a
shocking upset.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, there was about four years ago there was a
non Indian that won. We call her a reg a regular,
and we slipped. It's like that one time when Slovakia
beat the US by like like by thirteen points. They're like, okay, guys,
let's regroup. We thought this was going to be easy,
(13:15):
and then since then it's just been US dominating. So yeah,
we messed up one time, trick we let one slide
and her answer, But.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I would like to point out that as a very
as a struggling Cowboys fan, this is a franchise I
can support because of the anger I still feel towards
the Dallas Mavericks and what they've done this season. This
is a This is a community that I can throw
my fandom behind, and that is the Indians of North
(13:45):
Texas and their spelling bee prowess.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, this, my friends, this is a dynasty and we're
all witnessing it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
We're all in the middle of it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
We're not even appreciating the level of domination that is
happening at the Scripts Nash spelling Bee.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
This is.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
This is a bigger dynasty than the Cowboys of the nineties.
This is a bigger dynasty than the Patriots. This may
be a bigger dynasty than the Celtics.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And you guys have seen the video of the Indian
kid that passes out during the spelling I talk about
it on stage all the time, one of my favorites. Yes,
So he then gets back up spells the word correctly,
because that's what you do when you're trained, when you're
a trained soldier. It's either that or the cyanide pill
that was under his lapel, he's got to chew that.
When they cut to his.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Sad thing is that kid gets his word and then
you could just see his eyes start to roll and
we all assumed that it was because he didn't know
how to spell it, but in actuality, it was because
all the blood had rushed out of his head and
into his feet.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And then and then he just kind of went, yeah,
he's just kind of rifted over.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And he got up, put some dirt on it, and
spelled his word.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And then he wins. So when they cut to his parents,
you'll see another kid, and then you'll see a little
girl in I think the dad's lap. So when this
kid passes out, he gets back up, spells the word.
He wins the spelling bee. The next year, the boy
that was there when they cut to the parents, he's
the one that does the the uh, the does brian X.
(15:13):
That's the brother. Two years later, the sister wins. So
all three in that house are spelling me champions. They're
from South Lake.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Has there been any age, you know, questions yet, because honestly,
that kid that just won it, I mean if he
wrote me a script, I wouldn't blink twice.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
You mean for drugs if he was a doctor. He's
a doctor.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah yeah. People, I'm like, you guys need to realize,
like those are all mensa kids. Those are all doogie howsers,
just brown.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah yeah, Actually tray all those kids at the National
Spelling Bee that win. They're smarter than the doctors that
prescribe us our drugs.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, I mean, like.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
They look at he looks older than seventh grade. I'm
just saying. I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
The guy behind him, the kid that came in second,
it's clearly thirty six.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Look, the Dominicans have baseball, the Indians get spelled against.
Just how it goes.
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He's Trey that right there is mister Raj Sharma. And
Raj you said there was an interesting factoid from National
(17:09):
Spelling Bee passed you were going to share with us?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, it was a few years ago. I actually talked
about it on stage. There was a four way or
I think it was a four way or five way
tie because the spelling Bee was going on so long
because the kids kept getting all the words correct U
and so they were like, whoever this last? This is
the last word because they couldn't find words hard enough
(17:31):
for these kids to spell. They ran out of words like,
that's how brilliant these kids are. And it was four
Indian kids and one white girl from Kentucky, which was
really good news because we found out there's one person
in Kentucky that can spell. So that was that was
the upside. Yeah, so was it was it? It?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Did it end up being like a five way champion?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yes? They each got the eighty thousand dollars scholarship, so
it was the largest prize ever given out at four
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Well that's good because I was afraid they were all
going to have to split it and then all those
parents were going to be pissed.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah, the Indian parents are going to split that. Oh no, no, no,
that it would have been a blood bath they knew better.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Well, I would like to thank you Raj for being
so forgiving in the fact that we forgot to mention
the twenty twenty five Spelling Bee champion on Friday Show,
but then we righted that wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Today you guys have any night we have faise on.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Well, I'd also like to thank you for taking us
down memory lane when it comes to the Spelling Bee
a handful of years, because that opens the door to
take us even further back in time in the script's
National Spelling Bee history, and that takes us to the
year two thousand and seven, in which one of the
most infamous scripts National Spelling Bee words was ever given.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh yes, I do know.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Nigus.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh poor Andrew Lay. Andrew Lay twelve years old from Stanley,
North Carolina. This poor, poor white kid. You know, they
had that word in an envelope in a special stack,
just waiting for the one white kid on the stage
to deliver that word to make him spell. And this
(19:24):
is the word that poor Andrew Lay got.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Nigus negus. What's the language of origin Ethiopian to Amharic?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
God?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Why did it have to be Africa?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
What is the definition a king? It's used as a
title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Nigus nicasuse the sentence.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
A commercial right here.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
At this moment where the kid looks around and goes like, man,
I just I don't I don't want to be here anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
That's when he's looking at his dad, like you use
that word a lot.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
Yeah, it's ruled Ethiopia until the coup of nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
US.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
He looks around the room for any amount of help. Sorry, man,
all the white people have left the building.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
But he's also like, he's got that look like when
and I've seen this before when white people go to
tell a joke like let me see if anybody I'm
about to fend his in this room, or if.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
You're a.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Or if you're singing along to an NWA song in
the car with the windows down and you want to
look around first before you sing along with it.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Look you make when you get the new ice Cube album.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
How they how they didn't turn this into a Southwest
Airlines commercial where they go, boom, you want to get away?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I just like how he was riding on the back
of the little placard that he has and if he
would have turned it around and it just said help.
Could you seriously, seriously, guys, could you repeat the definition.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
A king.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
Negus this, he said, vegus And did you say the
word loudly for the judges.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
One more times? Nigas n e g us niggas.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Absolutely stun I love that the look on his face
for them saying that he got the word spelled correctly.
He is absolutely stunned, shocked, amazed. Oh, said, he'll take it.
They even show his parents in the crowd. Dad sticks
his tongue out like, like, who that was close, because
that's definitely not how Grandpa spells it.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Who is the lady that turned around to congratulate the parents,
Like that's kind of funny too, Like he got it,
thank god, this.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Absolutely stun said, he'll take it. You're right. I forgot
about the lady in the front row that turns around
to the family, going hey, he got it, and the
lady looking back they're like, where as shocked as you are.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
In my mind, Like I would have loved it, Like
he spelled it right, and you cut to the parents,
but behind him. You just see police officers walking out
like cool, we don't We're not needed today.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
All clear, everybody, all clear.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
We're a code for we can go home now. But
if that was like the comedic moment for me, like
when you walk up and it's like all right, here's
your word, negus and he just walks off, He's like, no,
I'm not even doing that. Not today, homies, not today.
You ain't taking this kid down.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I feel like he had missed it. He would have
been the Ray Finkle of the spelling Bee.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
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the Treehouse Show for Monday, June second, twenty twenty five.
(24:44):
Every relationship is a little bit different, Trey. In your relationships,
do you and your significant others do you fart in
front of one one another. No, Raj. What about you
and your relationships? Do you go toot in front of
one another?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
All right, well that's kind of the same here. That's
not something that we really let fly in the O'Malley
house either, So it's interesting we're all having that in common.
It's important to keep this in mind, though, if you
find yourselves in a new relationship where she wants to
go toot around you, it may not be physically safe.
Here's the evidence that you need to back it up.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
A woman spent seven years suffering from relentless sinus infections
that baffled medical professionals until they took culture samples from
her nose and finally cracked the case. The culprit of
her sinus infections E coli. How did she get it?
Her ex Christine Connell, took to tech talk and said,
(25:48):
E coli is from poop? How does that get in
your sinuses unless you have a boyfriend who farts disgustingly
and you are forced to inhale it because you are
immobile after ankle surgery, That's what she said. In a
later update, Connall said that she and her former boyfriend
were hold up in a hotel room with two queen
(26:10):
sized beds while she recovered from an operation. She was
already snuggled under the covers when her ex standing naked
between the beds, turned his backside towards her, and she says,
I've never ever ever smelled anything that compares to that.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
And because of that, she had a seven year E
Coli infection in her sinuses. So keep that in mind
the next time your significant others says, you know what
we should do to to build intimacy in our relationship
is we should go toot around one another?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Is that something commonly said? I was like, we need
to grow closer together by exchanging methane?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Honestly, I don't know how that converse goes because I've
never had it. Yeah, because look, when you grow up
in the household that I did, when you're either let
some ripped non stop and is unashamed and unabashed about it,
it kind of turns you off of it for future partners.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, the same.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, Wow, that is so I've never had the conversation
in a relationship. Hey, so do you think our relationship
is strong enough now to tolerate this?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Okay, cola. Interesting that is. I'm glad she's done with
the guy because I mean, the next move up is
pink eye. So like you know, uh yeah, I just gotta.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Mind in case someone ever says, have you ever had
a butterfly kid?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I just uh so, if that was in the cola,
was in her nose, does that smell still resonate? Does
that are they in there? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Seven years a group of bacteria commonly found in the
intestinal tracts of healthy humans and animals. That's according to
the CDC. For those of you that's that still trust it.
Most strains of E. Coli are harmless and even beneficial,
aiding digestion, but some strains can cause illness, including diarrhea,
urinary tract infections, pneumonia, sepsis, and, in this young lady's case,
(28:24):
a sinus infection that just wouldn't quit.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Has a Has there been any doctor that confirmed her theory?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, that's what she's She's sharing what the doctors told
her because she kept going to doctors saying, hey, well
you have this I have this problem. The sinus infection
won't go away. They took a culture and found ecoal life.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I mean, did she tell them she was a sniffer.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, she blamed the boyfriend. She said that this was uh,
she said, this was an unprovoked gas attack on the
part of her boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I mean, if I was doing lines of you know,
I'd want to blame the boyfriend's gas too.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, you know it's a different kind of blow.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Well, that's when it's referred to as toot. That's an
old school name.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
But you know what it is.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
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Speaker 3 (30:16):
Today.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Dan, He's trade. That's RAJ.
Today is Monday, June second, twenty twenty five. Before we
jump into birthdays, Raj, you said you had more questions
about this couple's relationship.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, you know, did she was it a constant thing
over seven years, because it's equal I settling in your
sinuses and through your nostrils, so you'd be able to
blow that you'd be able to blow that bacteria out.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Continue question. Yeah, So we were talking about this young
lady who had seven years of sinus infections. Didn't know
why until finally they did a culture and found ecoli
in her sinuses. She says it could all be sourced
back when she and her boyfriend were in a hotel room.
She was recuperating from surgery from surgery, and he farted
(31:03):
in her face, and that's where it came from. A
little more backstory for you. She believes it was a
perfect story that one was unintentional. She believes it was
a perfect storm of bad timing and bad gas that
made this infection possible. She said she had just had
ankle surgery, so she says, I imagine my immune system
(31:23):
was focused on healing that. I think that maybe in
another circumstance, it would not have happened if I was healthy.
She says, Also, when I say that it was the
worst fart that I've ever smelled in my life, I
truly mean that. She emphasized that her ex was not
trying to blast her on purpose. She said, he was
just getting into bed and my face happened to be
(31:45):
in the path of the fart that was released, so
it was accidental, and as far as we know, the
relationship did not end because of this end.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I don't know about the immune system thing, because after
a surgery they will give you anti inflammatories and an
antibiotic to make sure that you are healing properly. So
there's that. But then it had to be on the
can't be one fart caused seven years of sinus infection.
It had to be maybe like she was asleep and
he would do it for I'm just saying, I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Know, aggressively get back at her for god knows what,
or perhaps Trey said it earlier. And Trey, you may
be right, you said earlier that, well, did she tell
doctors that she was a fart sniffer, because maybe that
is actually the case. She's trying to save face here
by telling the doctors, Oh, it was this one time
(32:41):
that my boyfriend did it. Because as we all know, Raj,
you know this, your mom was a nurse. He lied
to medical professionals all the time because they're embarrassed. So
maybe she concocted this story to hide the fact that
she is a horrific fart sniffer and didn't want to
come clean to the medical staff.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Like there was one time in
the er that there was a guy with them. I
think I told you guys this before. There was a
maglight was in his bum, as my mother would say,
and his excuse was, well, I fell on it, and
my mom had to excuse herself before she went into
the nurse's lounge and laughed for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
That's very kind of your mom, It's very professional. I
feel like if someone comes into your er and claims
they fell onto a maglin and they fell onto a
maglight ass first you get to laugh in their face,
especially if you're the one tasked with pulling it out.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yes, so this has to be like, you know, the
canned forart thing. Maybe she was into that. Maybe she's subscribed.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
People are into weird stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
In a follow up TikTok, the young lady revealed that
antibiotics we're not working and now she's likely headed for surgery.
So she still has the ecoli up her nose.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I don't know, there's got to be something else. It
just sounds a little too far fenced and something to
blame for why the relationship fell apart. Maybe he stopped
doing it because she was so addicted to it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Or maybe he didn't realize that she was into it
and had a fart sniffing addiction. And then he walked
in on a really awkward scene one evening when he
got home early from work.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I don't know if this is going to be funny
or not, but maybe she was just a serial giver.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Mmm, yes, yes, I got I sadly understood that reference.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, yeah, you know you gotta breathe when he's down there.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
They always say in through the nose, out through your mouth.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Now, I've got a use for this button on my machine.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
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the Treehouse. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malley
along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Monday,
June second, twenty twenty five, a new day that will
live in infamy.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Why tray, because we finally figured out how use for
the rim shot sound effect.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
It's been twenty five years, but we finally found it.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
We need to listen to thank you other than a
really bad punchline, we got to use for it. I
need to send this lady a thank you cart or
get well soon. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh all right, one last thing before we uh uh
get out of the Treehouse today as first, and that
is something new has happened in the world. New things
always get lots and lots of attention. So here is
the new term we all need to learn. Thanks to
gen Z and Jen Alpha. Okay, the new term that
(36:58):
we all now have to learn so we can properly
communicate with the younger generations is something called water based cooking.
Water based cooking. It's a new cooking term that has
gone viral on TikTok. Water based cooking, just where you
you know boil water water, otherwise known as boiling. But
(37:22):
the explorers, the adventurers that gen Z and Jen Alpha are,
by god, they feel like they've discovered something for the
first time. I can't wait for them to discover fire
and tell us it's new name.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
And I take it. We're not talking about souv No, they're.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Not even going that advanced. Okay, they're just they're just
talking about boiling, steaming, coaching, just cooking and water water
based cooking.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Is this why I saw someone boiling a steak?
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Yes, that's going to be the reason why blame TikTok
and blame the kids. The latest cooking term is water
based cooking. It's exactly what it sounds like. There's a
video montages showing things being boiled, steamed, and cooked like
you know soups and stews, with the caption you started
water based cooking, and now your skin is clear, your
(38:15):
stomach is thriving, and you recover from illness overnight. Some
claim the methods like boiling, blanching, steaming, or poaching can
reverse aging. Oh goodie. The idea is that this gentler
cooking style avoids unhealthy techniques using oils in high heat,
things like frying, sauteing, baking, air frying, and grilling, which
is supposedly the absolute worst. Obviously, cooking with water is
(38:38):
not new or ground breaking. It's just a different name
for all the other names that we know it by,
which is boiling, steaming, blanching, all that.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, it's how they've termed. You're not murdered, you're unalived.
That's one of my favorite ones to use. Unlived, and
then you're not homeless anymore, unhoused. That means so that
that's what you're saying is at one moment, as you
were standing on the sidewalk, there was a house and
then there wasn't. So you're you're unhoused. Is that right?
(39:14):
You're unhoused? Okay, I just thought you were addicted to meth.
But no, no, no, unhoused. Yeah, you're you're selling your
mouth for heroin. But no, no, no, no, you're you're unhoused.
Speaker 11 (39:27):
Okay, kids, all all the all the advances we've seen
in our lives, and these twats are are mesmerized by
boiling water.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, yes, they're just stare at it for hours.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
They're the same kids that are gonna look at fire
and be like he's a witch.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Drowned him and the and the boiling water. For all
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