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M m m h h. Itis time to leave your worries outside and
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come laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm
and Raj Sharma in today's show.Kay, We're gonna have fun. We're
gonna uh get knee deep into somestupid as we as we are known to
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do. And in part of thatis going to be a good old fashioned
buck stabbing. It's not the firstin the Treehouse, but there's been another
butt stabbing I'll tell you about.Also, there's some controversy about whether a
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family is being tormented by aliens ordemons. We'll get into that along with
Salmon Jizz and I want to starttoday with something softer or romantic, sweeter
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luscious. Are either of you guysbig into romance novels like the dirty kind,
like the like the I don't,I don't know how they are there
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different kinds, Sure, there's differentlevels. It's like it's just like it's
just like very uh well uh wellput together, well thought out porn like
word porn define romance. Yeah,I mean, if you want to say
that Hannibal and Clarice had a romance, yes, I'm all in. I
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mean, one couldn't exist with onethe other. Yeah, it's not your
traditional romantic on screen doing Fabio theno, oh, it's not that.
That's yeah. The Silence of theLambs would have been very different if Fabio's
cast as Hannibal Lecter, although nowI kind of want to see that version.
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The only reason he has the maskon his face because he got hit
by a goose exactly. They're wheelinghim off of the roller coaster. Fava
been scene would also be really different. I told you we were going to
be need even stupid. This onlytook about a minute. So now the
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reason I asked you guys this,I'm curious, are either of you into
or have you read any romance novels? I mean, are we talking about
like the cheesy like Fabio on thecover type? Uh? What I want?
Yeah? No, I think we'veall read a little bit of of
of those books out of curiosity.I did because I occasionally found them because
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my family is voracious readers, andI would occasionally see these books at half
priced books, especially, so I'dbe like, what, what's like I'll
see in TV shows or something someonewill reference them and I'll see them like,
what is this and I'll see fabi. I was like, okay,
I got it curious and then Iopen it up and it's the standard mushroom
headed warrior plowing the you know,the supple field type nonsense. But no,
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what I mean specifically is romance newromance like Fifty Shades of Gray,
The note Book, The faulton OurStars, and all those other books that
that guy wrote that keep turning intomovies. Fifty Shades was actually those books
were very good. I did likethem. That would I don't know if
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I call that romance? But yeah, so is that to some that that
is? That is some people's versionof romance. Yes, the people that
like them heel to the nuts,that's that's a high heel to your ball
sack, that's who That's what theycall romance. That's right. I mean
a romantic dinner and one of youis suspended from the ceiling in hooks,
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you know, to each their own. Now, the reason I ask is
because someone asked two thousand romance readerswho the best boyfriends and girlfriends are from
the novels from their romance novels andcoming in at the number one spot for
top boyfriend and Romance any guesses.I don't know anybody's names, so I'm
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gonna go to the Notebook guy.That's a very very good guess. In
fact, it's such a good guess. Not only is that correct the character's
name is Noah Calhoun from The Notebook. He took the top spot as far
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as favorite boyfriend among romance readers,but it also gives me an excuse to
play this timeless clip from the movieadaptation of The Notebook, where the lead
characters not only have to figure outwhether or not they want to spend the
rest of their lives together, butlike the rest of us, also try
to figure out whether and they alsohave to figure out what they want to
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eat for dinner? What do youwant? What do you want? What
do you want? Damn? Whatdo you want? I have to go
that will never not be old tome? From the writer, from the
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writer of What's in in the Box, Here's what do you want? It's
the safe guy. I wrote that. Yeah, I should actually say it's
it's that will never get old tome. Yeah. It makes me smile
every single time. It obviously makesTrey smile every single time. It brings
joy to me. Yeah, I'veseen the Instagram. It's a great Uh.
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Some people do like a mix onthere where it's like, hey,
honey, so you know, whatare we having for dinner? And then
it'll cut to that clip. SoI've seen that and it makes me laugh
every time because it's so very true. So I I here's how I've solved
that, just a just a coicktangent an x of mine solve that dilemma
on what to eat for dinner.Yeah, so what you do is what
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she would do is, okay,pick two things and then pretend they're in
front of you. Which one wouldyou reach for first? Which one would
you eat? And if that doesn'twork, like try like in your head,
go here's the two places we wantto go, and then eat your
favorite dish, like imaginary, eatyour favorite dish and then that's the whatever
one you went, Oh yeah,that's good, that's where you want to
go. And it would take seconds. It was. It was pretty cool.
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That's the only redeeming quality she had. I can't even make that up.
That's the only redem every other wayawful, but she cracked the coat
on figuring out what I'll show youhow awful she is watched watch Trey's face.
She used to order Johnny Walker blackwith coke. Oh that's gross.
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There you go. That's the ifI can that, If you can make
that drink turn into a person,that's who she was. If that's your
choice of drink. I don't knowwhat her choice for food was going to
be. Was always in and out. But uh, but yeah, that's
how I would. I was like, you know, I'm really hungry,
but I don't know what I want. We'll put two things in front of
you and imaginely put too and nowreach for it. If that doesn't work,
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now actually taste it. That's whatyou want. So for our listeners,
that could possibly help some people.Please, if you find yourself in
that dilemma trying to figure out theangel question, what do you want for
dinner? Try that method and letus know if that works. Oh yeah,
please video it. Video, yeah, telling, telling your your wife
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or girlfriend. Hey, just imaginethe two things. I want to watch
this. Yes, please video here. I would love to see this work.
Other top boyfriends according to Romance readers, Christian Gray came in the second
spot from fifty Shades of Gray andnumber three Edward Cullen from Twilight. Okay,
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Now the top three girlfriends Number oneAnastasia Steal from Fifty Shades of Gray,
Number two Bella Swan from Twilight,and number three the dark horse Juliet
from Romeo and Juliet. Oh interesting, Okay, so I guess the romance
I guess the romance readers were reallybig on Juliette killing herself for her boyfriend.
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Yeah, that's she should have beennumber one as far as commitment goes.
Yeah, she's like, she willdie for you for real. So
all these romance readers being asked whothe top boyfriends and girlfriends are in romance
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novels got me wondering. I wonderwhat my ideal fictional lover should be.
For you, Raj and you Trey, who would be your ideal fictional partner?
And I want you to do thisfor me as well. But I'll
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stall a little bit, give youa chance to think about it, because
I've had a couple of days tothink about this, and I've got an
answer for both of you. Okay, So I have decided that for Trey,
Okay, Trey, I believe Ihave found your ideal fictional partner,
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Okay, and your ideal fictional partnerto me is hang on one second,
hang on, I lost my window. Your ideal fictional partner is Sharon Stone
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from Basic Instinct. Oh good one. Yeah, I think the proper the
I think the right mix of hotand crazy and us come together in one
fictional character to be your ideal mate. That's a good one. That took
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me about That took me about fiveseconds to come up with. For you,
Trey, that was that was prettystraightforward. That was pretty simple.
There was a brief moment where Ithought about Rebecca de Mornay's character in The
Hands, That's what I was gonnaYeah, but this is a little sexier.
Yeah. Yeah, I feel likeTrey would be more turned on about
his lover possibly murdering him with anice pick as opposed to breast as opposed
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to attempting to breastfeed somebody else's child. And I mean, but she did
try to murder the wife, Andyeah, I think that's that's I think
that's a level of love and commitmentthat Trey appreciates. Yeah, and I
felt like Glenn Close in Uh FatalAttraction was a little too obvious. Yeah.
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Plus, plus it really makes itit really makes me feel uncomfortable to
think about her boiling Daisy trays Jihuahua. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
so. Anyway, Raj, I'msure you're probably wondering, Okay, well
who did who did Dan choose forme? Right? Yeah? This isn't
bad. I mean, let's seeso for you, Raj, I think
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your ideal fictional partner should be makesure I don't lose my window on this
one here as I share my screenfor you to witness this. I believe
your ideal fictional partner is Sidney Sweeney. Do you know Sidney Sweeney is No.
Her most recent film role is AnyoneBut You with Glenn Powell. She's
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probably best known for her role inEuphora with Zindeia m Basically, Raj,
I haven't seen this movie. Idon't know if it's actually an ideal character
for you. I just know yourtype. Your type is blonde hair,
big boobs, and so I thinkthat's your woman right there? There you
go, she wins. I don'teven know what the movie is. From
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what I've heard, you don't wantto oh, blondhair, big boobs and
a bad actress. I'm in love. I would have thought Raj would have
been like, you know, mymind, for Raj, you're gonna go
more like uh ninety sitcom mom,like Missus Walsh from nine O two one
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Oh. That would be yeah,that'd mean no, I wouldn't want to
I wouldn't want a banger. Ijust wouldn't want her to make cast role
you wanted to be like your missusGarrett? Does that make me ornold?
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I feel like we've got a factof life reboot ready to happen. What's
surprising twists, that's the porn parodynobody wants for I went, I went
nineties sitcom as well for both ofyou, Like I think, yeah,
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I did. I think for Tray, I would take Elaine from Seinfeld because
she's very pretty, she's got ajob, she's very functional, but she's
bat shit insane and a terrible dancerand it's hilarious. Uh and just just
remember the Elaine dance. I justI would see her doing that and then
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in the back of my head likea very proud Tray watching like supporting,
like cheering her on. And thenI went same thing for you. I
think like for dance, I wouldgo with Monica from Friends like good cook,
she's neat, she's tidy, she'sadventurous apparently in the bedroom according to
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multiple episodes. So that's that withthose were my two. I went very
I went very basic. Literally,I went very basic. Uh Honestly,
I think I think you kind ofnailed it, Raj, because as Tara
and I are in the middle ofrewatching friends right now, it's it's not
the first time that it's dawned onme, but it is a reminder that
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I'm married Monica. Yes, she'sextremely organized and yep, yeah for Dan.
For Dan, I I I'm thinkingmore like Michael Knight. He had
a great hang on hang on.Your ideal fictional partner for me is David
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Hasselhoff from Night Writer. Yeah.He had a great, great charisma,
a great, great connection with KitAnd I know your love, your your
love and proclivity for you know,guys with bad hair and trans ams.
I'm gonna have to do it.I'm You're gonna make me call nine one
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one again. I'm gonna have toreport another murder in here and that and
that makes you a serial killer,Trey brilliant. The worst thing. I
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can't even be that mad at youbecause it's really funny. Oh I didn't
see that one coming, did you? How could I? Oh my god,
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Oh I needed that. That wasgood, really bad. Here trade
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their inspector comes out and looks atyour house. Because when an inspector comes
out on the buyer side, they'regoing to come out and they're going to
nitpick that home from one side tothe other. And you have only two
or three days to make a decisionhow much money you're going to give the
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buyer to get those things repaired orare some type of money back to them.
And so would you not rather beon the side of already knowing what
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we do. We come out,look at the roof, the gutters,
the garage door, the siding,the windows, the fence. We'd give
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put your house with the market whatit looks like. So yeah, perfect
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website cookdfw dot com real quick.I'm pretty sure you guys are not aware
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of this, but I know,Raja. You mentioned in the Treehouse Plus
episode that it's been twenty years sinceyou and I have known each other,
and even longer than the time thatI've known Trey, and I have not
given either one of you a giftever. And I'm honestly proud of that,
because if I started get having yougifts and you'd feel the need to
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have to give me one, andthey just have this never ending cycle,
I'd just rather just not participate andwe all just you know, say you
say happy Birthday, Merry Christmas orHappy du Vale or whatever it is.
It's like whatever a gift giving scenariois, it's be like finger point finger
guns like Isaac and love Boat,thumbs up, whatever it is. Don't
need to worry about the presence.Until I saw this, because when I
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was thinking of or not thinking of, I knew which photo I was going
to use. When I unveiled whoI thought would make for Trey's ideal fictional
character. It's the scene in BasicInstinct with Sharon Stone. But did you
know that there's actually a figurine ofSharon Stone in Basic Instinct that you can
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purchase. No, that's okay,and a niche. That's a niche market
very much. Now this is aone quarter gale Jesus. For a mere
fifteen hundred dollars, you can havea quarter scale Sharon Stone legs crossed smoking
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a cigarette in your house. That'screepy. So should I come across fifteen
hundred dollars in completely stupid disposable income? You might get a knock on your
door tray, so don't shoot it, don't don't let the dog blow torch
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it. Why, that's a greatquestion. There was actually there was actually
a in my image search, Iguess it was a comic book store somewhere.
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There was like on a glass caseon the display there was these comic
book figurines. There was a batman, I think there was a riddler,
and in the middle of them wasthis quarter scale Sharon Stone sitting in the
chair from Basic Instinct figurine. Ididn't even know that those existed, but
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I was it's kind of well,you know, it's how many of them
in the world are there? Like, is that the one? Is that?
Why it's fifteen hundred dollars. Thatwas the most interesting thing is if
you looked on there it said onesould and like that was the last one.
So I'm guessing it was two.Gotcha? Or does he make them
as the as the orders are placed? Yeah, they might be customed,
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yeah, because I would think.Now, the interesting thing on that one
was like in the in the inthe photo I showed you, guys,
she's got the cigarette on, allright, she's got you smoking the cigarette,
and she's got like the shawl orthe cover up thing over the white
mini skirt dress. So it's notthe the beaver scene that we're all aware
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of. I would think if someone'smaking the fifteen dollar version with the legs
crossed, and I'm sure there's atwo thousand dollars version where the legs are
where the beavers saying hello, howabout that? Yeah? I think you
can. I think you can maybeorder it from that guy like he seems
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to be. That's a really that'sa niche. That's a niche market to
have that displayed in your house.Just imagine Trey bringing a date home and
it's in the corner. You haveto do that. It's in the corner
with an ice pick in its lap. Shall we move into the bedroom?
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Speaking speaking of being stabbed and romance. Okay. In on our Friday episode
of the Treehouse, I'm not sureif you guys caught this or not,
but in the commercial I did withDaniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration,
I asked him if I mentioned tohim how I saw a story recently
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where a boyfriend and a girlfriend gotinto a fight and in the fight the
girl stabs a boyfriend in the buttwith a fork. Okay, And so
I asked Daniel Cook. I said, hey, you know, does this
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three three cook DFW the website cookdfwdot com. I saw a headline recently
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and it made me think of you, Daniel and your lovely wife Carrie.
There was a massive argument and thegirlfriend grabbed a fork and stabbed her boyfriend
in the butt with it. Shecalled it a light hope. The boyfriend
told the police, no, thatwas a full on stabbing. My question
to you today is, have youever done something that made Carrie want to
stab you in the butt with afork? Carrie has stabbed me in the
butt with the fork. Whatever.Sometimes you ask questions in in these spots
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and you don't always expect the answerthat you're gonna get. But luckily I
have a very muscular butt, andthen there's the answers that you don't necessarily
want. Yeah, there it is. I was wondering how much of the
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fork went into the butt with Danieland carry or in the story, Well,
he says he has a muscular butt, so I mean he might have
like like flexed at the moment ofimpact. Yeah, maybe he was preparing
himself for it, yep, kindof like a boxer does getting ready to
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be hitting the stomach, you know. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe with a with a weaker man, Carry's strength and fork might have
gone straight through him. I don'tknow. Yeah, because I climb ladders
and I run and stuff like that, so it was not able to penetrate
the gluteus maximus. That's truly afalse statement, but it sounds like you're
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taking a deposition. Yeah, thisdude cracked me up. But yeah,
I thought it was interesting how thethe girlfriend when when police showed up,
the girlfriend had told police that itwasn't that big of a deal when she
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stabbed her boyfriend the butt with thefork. She says it was a light
poke, whereas he complained, no, it was a full on stab.
And that's when the police gave himtips on how to get a temporary restraining
order. And meanwhile, Trey's thinking, oh, so she's about to be
single. It seems like, youknow, the litmus test for that would
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be, you know, if thefork stayed in the butt, then you
know, I'd say it's a prettysevere sabbing. Yeah, I can agree
with that, that's a full onstab. If it just kind of like
broke the skin a little bit,that's just the tip. If you're having
to tell responding officers it was justthe tip and it didn't even stay in.
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But I think it's the hilarious thatyou assume he's going to call the
cops and not just giggle the wholetime. He's not wasting that phone call.
I would on the other hand have, I would I would call I
have no ass, so I wouldhave to call. I would have to
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call for emergency services because you haveclearly if it goes it's just whatever bone
is there, like that's been bruisedand or broken, depending on the fork.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah,that's that's yeah. I member,
are we talking like a salad forkor one or is it the meat fork
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that use on Thanksgiving? Yeah?Exactly, because that would that would devastate
me. Like I don't care.Uh, but like if it was like
one of those like the little appetizerforks that's going straight, that's just going
straight into my lower back. That'swhat I call my ass. It's just
my it just goes in. It'sjust one straight. I mean, there's
there's there's there's there's nothing there.It's it's it's it's it's very sad.
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I wish I had one. Itwould make sitting a lot easier. Eyes
soup, but uh, probably morecomfortable. Yeah, yeah, I have
no butt. So my my heartgoes out to all of those stabbed in
theirs. Well, speaking of beingstabbed in another region, Uh, women
are paying five hundred dollars to getsalmon sperm injected to boost their vaginas,
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which actually sounds like a power upin a video game when I say it
that way. Women are paying fivehundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected into
their vaginas to boost their sex lives. Splain, splain, Well, I
mean it's for older women, andwell, okay, I'll explain some moret
and an esthetic nurse who runs clinicsin London, Liverpool and North Wales said,
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a lot of older women come tome and say they are not having
any kind of sexual arousal anymore,so we do the O shot. They're
reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms,increased natural lubrication, and greater sexual arousal.
An O shot is a non surgicaltreatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina and
increase sexual arousal, and it's allegedto typically show results after about two to
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four sessions and they cost five hundreddollars. Wow, that's wild. I
mean it could be wild, uhSam, but that's probably farm raised.
Either way, it's nice to seethey're having an orgasm and they can swim
upstream. This is great. Smellnot so much yeah now that now at
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least they have an excuse for that. Wait wait, wait, you paid
five hundred dollars for that. Sidenote a lot of older women getting mauled
by bears. We don't recommend youget this treatment and go camping immediately afterwards.
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baby beagle, Hi, Rusty.If Tara and I were doing an event
recently, large event at a verylovely mansion or here on the island,
they're called villas. And while thisis a multimillion dollar villa, it has
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a bit of a poopy smell aroundthe property. I can't help it,
but I have to admit that whenI smell a poopy smell at a house,
I think of plumbing. And whenI think of plumbing, I think
of you, Jacqueline, so smellwho reminds me of my friend Jacqueline.
I don't smell poo. I smellof what's that perfume? I just bought
product paradox spoilers myself last month.It needs it needs a plumber, doesn't
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it when you're smelling poopy around thehouse. Here's what I think. And
I learned this a long time ago. I was I was in high school,
and I was a food runner atStudio Movie Girl in PLANEO. And
I came home from work one dayand I told my dad Dad, this
restaurant, the whole place smells likepooh. I said, why is that?
He goes, let me know.I'll come walk around. And he
walked around. He goes, youguys have so many floor drains, and
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the pea traps are probably dry,and the vapor barrier is broken, and
sewer gases, sewer smell is probablyleaking out through the floor drains. And
I imagine in an opulent mansion onan island, they probably have a lot
of outside floor drains for near poolsor events. I would take a stab.
I don't know, obviously, becauseI'm not there to say that.
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That that has even happened to me. I had a master bathroom that had
a double vanity, one on onewall and one on a different wall.
And I'm kind of a tall woman. I'm five't seven and my husband
at the time was six foot tall, and so we both used his taller
sink because I didn't want to crouchdown to brush my teeth, and so
we never used the lady's vanity inmy bathroom. And one day I walked
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in and I was like whoo,and it came out, and I told
my ex, I said, usethe air freshenary, and he goes,
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dot com. Do you guys rememberI think it was actually a about a
year ago in Las Vegas. Shehad all these UFO phenomenon going on,
including the family that called the policebecause they said they thought they saw ten
feet aliens or ten foot tall aliensrunning around their backyard, and the Las
Vegas police shot up and like,yeah, we're kind of wondering what's going
on, but we didn't want togo back there because the aliens. So
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News Nation, I guess the anglethey're going on right now is they're supposed
to be what Fox News started outwith, which was supposed to be unbiased
news, and they've shifted over intocovering any and all things aliens because they're
the ones that had the the UFOwhistleblower guy in the interview. And now
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on Ashley Banfield's show for Ashley Banfield, formerly of Fox four, they did
an update. They sent a reporterout to talk to the guy that called
nine to one one about these aliensin his backyard, and the update somehow
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got stranger than the initial call itself. All right, so I'm going to
hand it over to this reporter fromNews Nation playing ketchup with the guy that
called nine to one one about thealiens in his backyard. Right. The
story goes that just about a yearago, the Ketmore family saw these mysterious
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unidentifiable creatures in their backyard right herebehind me right. They said that they
were ten foot tall creatures that theywere standing there looking at him. They
could see them breathing. Angel saysthat he was actually growling at him,
freaking them out so much that theyactually called nine to one one. Well,
it turns out that these unidentified,unexplainable phenomenon didn't just stop at that
(36:50):
night. Angel went into great detailwith me during our one on one conversation
about other paranormal activity that's been happening, but this time inside of their house.
It goes beyond just seeing shadows andhearing whispers. These are really freaky
things that he told me during ourexclusive conversation. Take a listen. You
mentioned paranormal activity. What exactly didyou see? Well, I was in
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another room, my brother coming.There was an upside down cross and there
was a Jesus set on it,Jesus out of the room across the room,
and it was floating upslate down.Are you saying floating in the air.
Yeah, like there it was floatingupside down. What did you do?
I mean, did you go pickit up? Did you knock it
down. No, I didn't donothing. I was just sitting there.
It was crazy only what but howdid it come back? It's not still
(37:35):
floating right now, is it?No? No, it came down.
So we got closer to it andthen dropped it fell to the ground.
A crucifix, Yeah, floating inthe air, upside down. The Jesus
on the crucifix had been ripped offand it was floating. And you can
say definitively without lies, that thatis what you saw. Yes, So
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it goes from as to now,uh, crucifix damaging aliens perhaps, And
he's he's I mean, the reporterasked him. He's like, in no
lies, No, I'm telling youthe truth. Okay, Well, obviously
I look the reporters like, it'snot still floating, is it. We'll
get your ass in there and check. Becky Oliver would have done that part
(38:22):
first. What if Here's what nobody'sprepared for. What if he was like,
so, is it currently floating?And he's like yes, And the
reporter just slowly looks back towards thecamera like I don't get paid enough for
this shit. Meanwhile, the photographeris like, I'm not going in there
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because he's thinking what you just said, Rosh, I don't get paid enough
for this, but the reporter whomakes more money. It's like you should
go in there and hear, takethis camera with you. I know everybody
needs a first job, but likethis is to be this reporter. Poor
guy. This is this is thisis network. I mean it's a new
network, but it's still network.And he's he's talking to a guy about
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fluting, crusive fixes and stuff.Yeah, but everybody, if you're watching
the video, everybody looks ten feettalld to this dude. That is the
guy does is uh he is certainlyvertically challenged. He looks ten feet tall
to this guy. All right,let's go back to the the eyewitness.
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Okay, and what about the Bible? What did you tell me about?
Oh yeah, the Bible. SoI was chilling, normal, So just
a Bible just going like this,flipping the pages, flipping the pages.
But it was like steady, likeit wasn't because the error was steady,
like somebody was holding it. Assoon as I got close to it,
it dropped again. Inside your house, not outdoors, no no wind factor.
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But the page is steadily turning onthe Bible yeah, and you have
the same justification for that as well. The months Yeah, I guess the
money for the pages of the Biblewere moving on their own. And an
actual crucifix hanging upside down. Yeah, so you know, we have we
had a couple of pieces come overto the house, payable the house and
everything simpibly normal. Again, areyou connecting all these things together? Everything
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you saw in your backyard are thethings you've experienced over these past few months?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Ithink so too. That have an
explanation of what it is, youknow, so pretty weird and to have
no clue what it is. Whatdid the priest say when they actually came
to your house. They're saying thatthat might be fallen angels, like demons
(40:45):
are fulling angels, somebody that fallenangels inside your home. Yeah, that's
pretty creepy. How does it makeyou feel about living here? Still?
Well? I feel good. Youknow, there's a lot of time priests
come over and but yeah, withyou know, whatever whatever happen unless you
remain. I was pretty scary,man, I was pretty traumatizing someff like
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that. And someone check on thatdog, please, That's what I'm saying.
Nobody seems warmed. It just soundslike. It sounds to me like
the bigger story is what's happening tothat dog a few houses down, as
opposed to the ethereal fallen angels inthis dude's backyard. I would love if
the camera just panned over and thedogs floating upside down from I think it
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moved two doors down. Sorry,just panned over and it's a chualla with
red eyes just staring at you.A ten foot tall, red eyes staring
at you, floating. Let's keeptalking about the Bible page tall chihuahua floating
(41:53):
in the air, red eyes flippingthe pages of the Bible. It's got
a new float for the Macy's Dayparade. That's gonna be a tough rescue
for palls in the city. Ithink that one's gonna be around for a
(42:16):
while, my angel. It's reallyawkward. They can't exactly find a kendle
that size. That's really fun.Would you take him on walks? Oh?
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Man? Oh what a day inthe all right. I think I'm
gonna have to get Aaron are Inportto draw that for us. I think
we should commission him for that,and I'll stick it up over my shoulder.
People can see that, and thenwe should get a life size When
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made and sent to this guy inVacus, he calls News Nation. Come
back, bro, it's here allright now. I'm now, we're leaving.
I promise thanks for hanging out withus inside the treehouse. We'll see
you next time.
M m m h h. Itis time to leave your worries outside and
(00:26):
come laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm
and Raj Sharma in today's show.Kay, We're gonna have fun. We're
gonna uh get knee deep into somestupid as we as we are known to
(00:48):
do. And in part of thatis going to be a good old fashioned
buck stabbing. It's not the firstin the Treehouse, but there's been another
butt stabbing I'll tell you about.Also, there's some controversy about whether a
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family is being tormented by aliens ordemons. We'll get into that along with
Salmon Jizz and I want to starttoday with something softer or romantic, sweeter
(01:36):
luscious. Are either of you guysbig into romance novels like the dirty kind,
like the like the I don't,I don't know how they are there
(01:56):
different kinds, Sure, there's differentlevels. It's like it's just like it's
just like very uh well uh wellput together, well thought out porn like
word porn define romance. Yeah,I mean, if you want to say
that Hannibal and Clarice had a romance, yes, I'm all in. I
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mean, one couldn't exist with onethe other. Yeah, it's not your
traditional romantic on screen doing Fabio theno, oh, it's not that.
That's yeah. The Silence of theLambs would have been very different if Fabio's
cast as Hannibal Lecter, although nowI kind of want to see that version.
(02:40):
The only reason he has the maskon his face because he got hit
by a goose exactly. They're wheelinghim off of the roller coaster. Fava
been scene would also be really different. I told you we were going to
be need even stupid. This onlytook about a minute. So now the
(03:02):
reason I asked you guys this,I'm curious, are either of you into
or have you read any romance novels? I mean, are we talking about
like the cheesy like Fabio on thecover type? Uh? What I want?
Yeah? No, I think we'veall read a little bit of of
of those books out of curiosity.I did because I occasionally found them because
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my family is voracious readers, andI would occasionally see these books at half
priced books, especially, so I'dbe like, what, what's like I'll
see in TV shows or something someonewill reference them and I'll see them like,
what is this and I'll see fabi. I was like, okay,
I got it curious and then Iopen it up and it's the standard mushroom
headed warrior plowing the you know,the supple field type nonsense. But no,
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what I mean specifically is romance newromance like Fifty Shades of Gray,
The note Book, The faulton OurStars, and all those other books that
that guy wrote that keep turning intomovies. Fifty Shades was actually those books
were very good. I did likethem. That would I don't know if
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I call that romance? But yeah, so is that to some that that
is? That is some people's versionof romance. Yes, the people that
like them heel to the nuts,that's that's a high heel to your ball
sack, that's who That's what theycall romance. That's right. I mean
a romantic dinner and one of youis suspended from the ceiling in hooks,
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you know, to each their own. Now, the reason I ask is
because someone asked two thousand romance readerswho the best boyfriends and girlfriends are from
the novels from their romance novels andcoming in at the number one spot for
top boyfriend and Romance any guesses.I don't know anybody's names, so I'm
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gonna go to the Notebook guy.That's a very very good guess. In
fact, it's such a good guess. Not only is that correct the character's
name is Noah Calhoun from The Notebook. He took the top spot as far
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as favorite boyfriend among romance readers,but it also gives me an excuse to
play this timeless clip from the movieadaptation of The Notebook, where the lead
characters not only have to figure outwhether or not they want to spend the
rest of their lives together, butlike the rest of us, also try
to figure out whether and they alsohave to figure out what they want to
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eat for dinner? What do youwant? What do you want? What
do you want? Damn? Whatdo you want? I have to go
that will never not be old tome? From the writer, from the
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writer of What's in in the Box, Here's what do you want? It's
the safe guy. I wrote that. Yeah, I should actually say it's
it's that will never get old tome. Yeah. It makes me smile
every single time. It obviously makesTrey smile every single time. It brings
joy to me. Yeah, I'veseen the Instagram. It's a great Uh.
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Some people do like a mix onthere where it's like, hey,
honey, so you know, whatare we having for dinner? And then
it'll cut to that clip. SoI've seen that and it makes me laugh
every time because it's so very true. So I I here's how I've solved
that, just a just a coicktangent an x of mine solve that dilemma
on what to eat for dinner.Yeah, so what you do is what
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she would do is, okay,pick two things and then pretend they're in
front of you. Which one wouldyou reach for first? Which one would
you eat? And if that doesn'twork, like try like in your head,
go here's the two places we wantto go, and then eat your
favorite dish, like imaginary, eatyour favorite dish and then that's the whatever
one you went, Oh yeah,that's good, that's where you want to
go. And it would take seconds. It was. It was pretty cool.
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That's the only redeeming quality she had. I can't even make that up.
That's the only redem every other wayawful, but she cracked the coat
on figuring out what I'll show youhow awful she is watched watch Trey's face.
She used to order Johnny Walker blackwith coke. Oh that's gross.
(07:44):
There you go. That's the ifI can that, If you can make
that drink turn into a person,that's who she was. If that's your
choice of drink. I don't knowwhat her choice for food was going to
be. Was always in and out. But uh, but yeah, that's
how I would. I was like, you know, I'm really hungry,
but I don't know what I want. We'll put two things in front of
you and imaginely put too and nowreach for it. If that doesn't work,
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now actually taste it. That's whatyou want. So for our listeners,
that could possibly help some people.Please, if you find yourself in
that dilemma trying to figure out theangel question, what do you want for
dinner? Try that method and letus know if that works. Oh yeah,
please video it. Video, yeah, telling, telling your your wife
(08:28):
or girlfriend. Hey, just imaginethe two things. I want to watch
this. Yes, please video here. I would love to see this work.
Other top boyfriends according to Romance readers, Christian Gray came in the second
spot from fifty Shades of Gray andnumber three Edward Cullen from Twilight. Okay,
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Now the top three girlfriends Number oneAnastasia Steal from Fifty Shades of Gray,
Number two Bella Swan from Twilight,and number three the dark horse Juliet
from Romeo and Juliet. Oh interesting, Okay, so I guess the romance
I guess the romance readers were reallybig on Juliette killing herself for her boyfriend.
(09:13):
Yeah, that's she should have beennumber one as far as commitment goes.
Yeah, she's like, she willdie for you for real. So
all these romance readers being asked whothe top boyfriends and girlfriends are in romance
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novels got me wondering. I wonderwhat my ideal fictional lover should be.
For you, Raj and you Trey, who would be your ideal fictional partner?
And I want you to do thisfor me as well. But I'll
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stall a little bit, give youa chance to think about it, because
I've had a couple of days tothink about this, and I've got an
answer for both of you. Okay, So I have decided that for Trey,
Okay, Trey, I believe Ihave found your ideal fictional partner,
(10:16):
Okay, and your ideal fictional partnerto me is hang on one second,
hang on, I lost my window. Your ideal fictional partner is Sharon Stone
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from Basic Instinct. Oh good one. Yeah, I think the proper the
I think the right mix of hotand crazy and us come together in one
fictional character to be your ideal mate. That's a good one. That took
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me about That took me about fiveseconds to come up with. For you,
Trey, that was that was prettystraightforward. That was pretty simple.
There was a brief moment where Ithought about Rebecca de Mornay's character in The
Hands, That's what I was gonnaYeah, but this is a little sexier.
Yeah. Yeah, I feel likeTrey would be more turned on about
his lover possibly murdering him with anice pick as opposed to breast as opposed
(11:20):
to attempting to breastfeed somebody else's child. And I mean, but she did
try to murder the wife, Andyeah, I think that's that's I think
that's a level of love and commitmentthat Trey appreciates. Yeah, and I
felt like Glenn Close in Uh FatalAttraction was a little too obvious. Yeah.
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Plus, plus it really makes itit really makes me feel uncomfortable to
think about her boiling Daisy trays Jihuahua. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
so. Anyway, Raj, I'msure you're probably wondering, Okay, well
who did who did Dan choose forme? Right? Yeah? This isn't
bad. I mean, let's seeso for you, Raj, I think
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your ideal fictional partner should be makesure I don't lose my window on this
one here as I share my screenfor you to witness this. I believe
your ideal fictional partner is Sidney Sweeney. Do you know Sidney Sweeney is No.
Her most recent film role is AnyoneBut You with Glenn Powell. She's
(12:31):
probably best known for her role inEuphora with Zindeia m Basically, Raj,
I haven't seen this movie. Idon't know if it's actually an ideal character
for you. I just know yourtype. Your type is blonde hair,
big boobs, and so I thinkthat's your woman right there? There you
go, she wins. I don'teven know what the movie is. From
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what I've heard, you don't wantto oh, blondhair, big boobs and
a bad actress. I'm in love. I would have thought Raj would have
been like, you know, mymind, for Raj, you're gonna go
more like uh ninety sitcom mom,like Missus Walsh from nine O two one
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Oh. That would be yeah,that'd mean no, I wouldn't want to
I wouldn't want a banger. Ijust wouldn't want her to make cast role
you wanted to be like your missusGarrett? Does that make me ornold?
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I feel like we've got a factof life reboot ready to happen. What's
surprising twists, that's the porn parodynobody wants for I went, I went
nineties sitcom as well for both ofyou, Like I think, yeah,
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I did. I think for Tray, I would take Elaine from Seinfeld because
she's very pretty, she's got ajob, she's very functional, but she's
bat shit insane and a terrible dancerand it's hilarious. Uh and just just
remember the Elaine dance. I justI would see her doing that and then
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in the back of my head likea very proud Tray watching like supporting,
like cheering her on. And thenI went same thing for you. I
think like for dance, I wouldgo with Monica from Friends like good cook,
she's neat, she's tidy, she'sadventurous apparently in the bedroom according to
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multiple episodes. So that's that withthose were my two. I went very
I went very basic. Literally,I went very basic. Uh Honestly,
I think I think you kind ofnailed it, Raj, because as Tara
and I are in the middle ofrewatching friends right now, it's it's not
the first time that it's dawned onme, but it is a reminder that
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I'm married Monica. Yes, she'sextremely organized and yep, yeah for Dan.
For Dan, I I I'm thinkingmore like Michael Knight. He had
a great hang on hang on.Your ideal fictional partner for me is David
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Hasselhoff from Night Writer. Yeah.He had a great, great charisma,
a great, great connection with KitAnd I know your love, your your
love and proclivity for you know,guys with bad hair and trans ams.
I'm gonna have to do it.I'm You're gonna make me call nine one
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one again. I'm gonna have toreport another murder in here and that and
that makes you a serial killer,Trey brilliant. The worst thing. I
(16:21):
can't even be that mad at youbecause it's really funny. Oh I didn't
see that one coming, did you? How could I? Oh my god,
(16:49):
Oh I needed that. That wasgood, really bad. Here trade
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or three days to make a decisionhow much money you're going to give the
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And so would you not rather beon the side of already knowing what
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website cookdfw dot com real quick.I'm pretty sure you guys are not aware
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of this, but I know,Raja. You mentioned in the Treehouse Plus
episode that it's been twenty years sinceyou and I have known each other,
and even longer than the time thatI've known Trey, and I have not
given either one of you a giftever. And I'm honestly proud of that,
because if I started get having yougifts and you'd feel the need to
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have to give me one, andthey just have this never ending cycle,
I'd just rather just not participate andwe all just you know, say you
say happy Birthday, Merry Christmas orHappy du Vale or whatever it is.
It's like whatever a gift giving scenariois, it's be like finger point finger
guns like Isaac and love Boat,thumbs up, whatever it is. Don't
need to worry about the presence.Until I saw this, because when I
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was thinking of or not thinking of, I knew which photo I was going
to use. When I unveiled whoI thought would make for Trey's ideal fictional
character. It's the scene in BasicInstinct with Sharon Stone. But did you
know that there's actually a figurine ofSharon Stone in Basic Instinct that you can
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purchase. No, that's okay,and a niche. That's a niche market
very much. Now this is aone quarter gale Jesus. For a mere
fifteen hundred dollars, you can havea quarter scale Sharon Stone legs crossed smoking
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a cigarette in your house. That'screepy. So should I come across fifteen
hundred dollars in completely stupid disposable income? You might get a knock on your
door tray, so don't shoot it, don't don't let the dog blow torch
(21:33):
it. Why, that's a greatquestion. There was actually there was actually
a in my image search, Iguess it was a comic book store somewhere.
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There was like on a glass caseon the display there was these comic
book figurines. There was a batman, I think there was a riddler,
and in the middle of them wasthis quarter scale Sharon Stone sitting in the
chair from Basic Instinct figurine. Ididn't even know that those existed, but
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I was it's kind of well,you know, it's how many of them
in the world are there? Like, is that the one? Is that?
Why it's fifteen hundred dollars. Thatwas the most interesting thing is if
you looked on there it said onesould and like that was the last one.
So I'm guessing it was two.Gotcha? Or does he make them
as the as the orders are placed? Yeah, they might be customed,
(22:37):
yeah, because I would think.Now, the interesting thing on that one
was like in the in the inthe photo I showed you, guys,
she's got the cigarette on, allright, she's got you smoking the cigarette,
and she's got like the shawl orthe cover up thing over the white
mini skirt dress. So it's notthe the beaver scene that we're all aware
(22:57):
of. I would think if someone'smaking the fifteen dollar version with the legs
crossed, and I'm sure there's atwo thousand dollars version where the legs are
where the beavers saying hello, howabout that? Yeah? I think you
can. I think you can maybeorder it from that guy like he seems
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to be. That's a really that'sa niche. That's a niche market to
have that displayed in your house.Just imagine Trey bringing a date home and
it's in the corner. You haveto do that. It's in the corner
with an ice pick in its lap. Shall we move into the bedroom?
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Speaking speaking of being stabbed and romance. Okay. In on our Friday episode
of the Treehouse, I'm not sureif you guys caught this or not,
but in the commercial I did withDaniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration,
I asked him if I mentioned tohim how I saw a story recently
(24:07):
where a boyfriend and a girlfriend gotinto a fight and in the fight the
girl stabs a boyfriend in the buttwith a fork. Okay, And so
I asked Daniel Cook. I said, hey, you know, does this
ever happened to you. Let's getDaniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
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three three cook DFW the website cookdfwdot com. I saw a headline recently
(24:33):
and it made me think of you, Daniel and your lovely wife Carrie.
There was a massive argument and thegirlfriend grabbed a fork and stabbed her boyfriend
in the butt with it. Shecalled it a light hope. The boyfriend
told the police, no, thatwas a full on stabbing. My question
to you today is, have youever done something that made Carrie want to
stab you in the butt with afork? Carrie has stabbed me in the
butt with the fork. Whatever.Sometimes you ask questions in in these spots
(25:00):
and you don't always expect the answerthat you're gonna get. But luckily I
have a very muscular butt, andthen there's the answers that you don't necessarily
want. Yeah, there it is. I was wondering how much of the
(25:23):
fork went into the butt with Danieland carry or in the story, Well,
he says he has a muscular butt, so I mean he might have
like like flexed at the moment ofimpact. Yeah, maybe he was preparing
himself for it, yep, kindof like a boxer does getting ready to
(25:44):
be hitting the stomach, you know. Yeah, Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe with a with a weaker man, Carry's strength and fork might have
gone straight through him. I don'tknow. Yeah, because I climb ladders
and I run and stuff like that, so it was not able to penetrate
the gluteus maximus. That's truly afalse statement, but it sounds like you're
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taking a deposition. Yeah, thisdude cracked me up. But yeah,
I thought it was interesting how thethe girlfriend when when police showed up,
the girlfriend had told police that itwasn't that big of a deal when she
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stabbed her boyfriend the butt with thefork. She says it was a light
poke, whereas he complained, no, it was a full on stab.
And that's when the police gave himtips on how to get a temporary restraining
order. And meanwhile, Trey's thinking, oh, so she's about to be
single. It seems like, youknow, the litmus test for that would
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be, you know, if thefork stayed in the butt, then you
know, I'd say it's a prettysevere sabbing. Yeah, I can agree
with that, that's a full onstab. If it just kind of like
broke the skin a little bit,that's just the tip. If you're having
to tell responding officers it was justthe tip and it didn't even stay in.
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But I think it's the hilarious thatyou assume he's going to call the
cops and not just giggle the wholetime. He's not wasting that phone call.
I would on the other hand have, I would I would call I
have no ass, so I wouldhave to call. I would have to
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call for emergency services because you haveclearly if it goes it's just whatever bone
is there, like that's been bruisedand or broken, depending on the fork.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah,that's that's yeah. I member,
are we talking like a salad forkor one or is it the meat fork
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that use on Thanksgiving? Yeah?Exactly, because that would that would devastate
me. Like I don't care.Uh, but like if it was like
one of those like the little appetizerforks that's going straight, that's just going
straight into my lower back. That'swhat I call my ass. It's just
my it just goes in. It'sjust one straight. I mean, there's
there's there's there's there's nothing there.It's it's it's it's it's very sad.
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I wish I had one. Itwould make sitting a lot easier. Eyes
soup, but uh, probably morecomfortable. Yeah, yeah, I have
no butt. So my my heartgoes out to all of those stabbed in
theirs. Well, speaking of beingstabbed in another region, Uh, women
are paying five hundred dollars to getsalmon sperm injected to boost their vaginas,
(29:02):
which actually sounds like a power upin a video game when I say it
that way. Women are paying fivehundred dollars to get salmon sperm injected into
their vaginas to boost their sex lives. Splain, splain, Well, I
mean it's for older women, andwell, okay, I'll explain some moret
and an esthetic nurse who runs clinicsin London, Liverpool and North Wales said,
(29:27):
a lot of older women come tome and say they are not having
any kind of sexual arousal anymore,so we do the O shot. They're
reporting stronger and more frequent orgasms,increased natural lubrication, and greater sexual arousal.
An O shot is a non surgicaltreatment intended to rejuvenate the vagina and
increase sexual arousal, and it's allegedto typically show results after about two to
(29:52):
four sessions and they cost five hundreddollars. Wow, that's wild. I
mean it could be wild, uhSam, but that's probably farm raised.
Either way, it's nice to seethey're having an orgasm and they can swim
upstream. This is great. Smellnot so much yeah now that now at
(30:17):
least they have an excuse for that. Wait wait, wait, you paid
five hundred dollars for that. Sidenote a lot of older women getting mauled
by bears. We don't recommend youget this treatment and go camping immediately afterwards.
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Visit us online freehouse on air dotcom. Let's get Jacqueline from Brooks
Plumbing into the treehouse now for anyand all of those plumbing once and needs
called two, one, four,three, six, eight thirty eight thirty
eight the website Brooks Plumbingtexas dot com. And not only is Brooks Plumbing a
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family business, but it's a fourlegged family business. Even Jacklin right now
has is that Rusty with you in? They're the people. It's my little
baby beagle, Hi, Rusty.If Tara and I were doing an event
recently, large event at a verylovely mansion or here on the island,
they're called villas. And while thisis a multimillion dollar villa, it has
(31:26):
a bit of a poopy smell aroundthe property. I can't help it,
but I have to admit that whenI smell a poopy smell at a house,
I think of plumbing. And whenI think of plumbing, I think
of you, Jacqueline, so smellwho reminds me of my friend Jacqueline.
I don't smell poo. I smellof what's that perfume? I just bought
product paradox spoilers myself last month.It needs it needs a plumber, doesn't
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it when you're smelling poopy around thehouse. Here's what I think. And
I learned this a long time ago. I was I was in high school,
and I was a food runner atStudio Movie Girl in PLANEO. And
I came home from work one dayand I told my dad Dad, this
restaurant, the whole place smells likepooh. I said, why is that?
He goes, let me know.I'll come walk around. And he
walked around. He goes, youguys have so many floor drains, and
(32:13):
the pea traps are probably dry,and the vapor barrier is broken, and
sewer gases, sewer smell is probablyleaking out through the floor drains. And
I imagine in an opulent mansion onan island, they probably have a lot
of outside floor drains for near poolsor events. I would take a stab.
I don't know, obviously, becauseI'm not there to say that.
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That that has even happened to me. I had a master bathroom that had
a double vanity, one on onewall and one on a different wall.
And I'm kind of a tall woman. I'm five't seven and my husband
at the time was six foot tall, and so we both used his taller
sink because I didn't want to crouchdown to brush my teeth, and so
we never used the lady's vanity inmy bathroom. And one day I walked
(32:57):
in and I was like whoo,and it came out, and I told
my ex, I said, usethe air freshenary, and he goes,
I just got home and I waslike, well, why is my bathroom
smell like that? And I waslike oh, And so I'm walking around
like a psycho sniffing drains and Irealized. I was like, it's the
strain. The pea trap is dry. And so my advice to everybody,
before you call me for a stinkydrain is to run the water for five
minutes. And I know this isa very controversial statement, but the Italian
(33:21):
in me says, you drop acapful of olive oil in there, because
it'll add a layer of lubricants inthere that I think reseals it, and
then I never had that problem again, and once a week I would just
let the water run at that sinkfor thirty seconds. A simple fix on
a ten million dollar property outstanding.That's why I love That's why I love
you, Jaqueline's why I love yourcompany, Brooks Plumbing. So give her
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a call for any and all ofyour plumbing once in needs. Two one
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dot com. Sorry, Trey,can you start that over for me?
Yep, You're in the treehouse.Listen us online at Treehouse on Air dot
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com. This segment of the Treehouseis brought to you by our good good
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eight thirty eight for any and allof your plumbing wants and needs. That's
two one four three six eight thirtyeight thirty eight the website Brooks Plumbing Texas
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dot com. Do you guys rememberI think it was actually a about a
year ago in Las Vegas. Shehad all these UFO phenomenon going on,
including the family that called the policebecause they said they thought they saw ten
feet aliens or ten foot tall aliensrunning around their backyard, and the Las
Vegas police shot up and like,yeah, we're kind of wondering what's going
on, but we didn't want togo back there because the aliens. So
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News Nation, I guess the anglethey're going on right now is they're supposed
to be what Fox News started outwith, which was supposed to be unbiased
news, and they've shifted over intocovering any and all things aliens because they're
the ones that had the the UFOwhistleblower guy in the interview. And now
(35:45):
on Ashley Banfield's show for Ashley Banfield, formerly of Fox four, they did
an update. They sent a reporterout to talk to the guy that called
nine to one one about these aliensin his backyard, and the update somehow
(36:06):
got stranger than the initial call itself. All right, so I'm going to
hand it over to this reporter fromNews Nation playing ketchup with the guy that
called nine to one one about thealiens in his backyard. Right. The
story goes that just about a yearago, the Ketmore family saw these mysterious
(36:29):
unidentifiable creatures in their backyard right herebehind me right. They said that they
were ten foot tall creatures that theywere standing there looking at him. They
could see them breathing. Angel saysthat he was actually growling at him,
freaking them out so much that theyactually called nine to one one. Well,
it turns out that these unidentified,unexplainable phenomenon didn't just stop at that
(36:50):
night. Angel went into great detailwith me during our one on one conversation
about other paranormal activity that's been happening, but this time inside of their house.
It goes beyond just seeing shadows andhearing whispers. These are really freaky
things that he told me during ourexclusive conversation. Take a listen. You
mentioned paranormal activity. What exactly didyou see? Well, I was in
(37:13):
another room, my brother coming.There was an upside down cross and there
was a Jesus set on it,Jesus out of the room across the room,
and it was floating upslate down.Are you saying floating in the air.
Yeah, like there it was floatingupside down. What did you do?
I mean, did you go pickit up? Did you knock it
down. No, I didn't donothing. I was just sitting there.
It was crazy only what but howdid it come back? It's not still
(37:35):
floating right now, is it?No? No, it came down.
So we got closer to it andthen dropped it fell to the ground.
A crucifix, Yeah, floating inthe air, upside down. The Jesus
on the crucifix had been ripped offand it was floating. And you can
say definitively without lies, that thatis what you saw. Yes, So
(37:59):
it goes from as to now,uh, crucifix damaging aliens perhaps, And
he's he's I mean, the reporterasked him. He's like, in no
lies, No, I'm telling youthe truth. Okay, Well, obviously
I look the reporters like, it'snot still floating, is it. We'll
get your ass in there and check. Becky Oliver would have done that part
(38:22):
first. What if Here's what nobody'sprepared for. What if he was like,
so, is it currently floating?And he's like yes, And the
reporter just slowly looks back towards thecamera like I don't get paid enough for
this shit. Meanwhile, the photographeris like, I'm not going in there
(38:45):
because he's thinking what you just said, Rosh, I don't get paid enough
for this, but the reporter whomakes more money. It's like you should
go in there and hear, takethis camera with you. I know everybody
needs a first job, but likethis is to be this reporter. Poor
guy. This is this is thisis network. I mean it's a new
network, but it's still network.And he's he's talking to a guy about
(39:08):
fluting, crusive fixes and stuff.Yeah, but everybody, if you're watching
the video, everybody looks ten feettalld to this dude. That is the
guy does is uh he is certainlyvertically challenged. He looks ten feet tall
to this guy. All right,let's go back to the the eyewitness.
(39:32):
Okay, and what about the Bible? What did you tell me about?
Oh yeah, the Bible. SoI was chilling, normal, So just
a Bible just going like this,flipping the pages, flipping the pages.
But it was like steady, likeit wasn't because the error was steady,
like somebody was holding it. Assoon as I got close to it,
it dropped again. Inside your house, not outdoors, no no wind factor.
(39:57):
But the page is steadily turning onthe Bible yeah, and you have
the same justification for that as well. The months Yeah, I guess the
money for the pages of the Biblewere moving on their own. And an
actual crucifix hanging upside down. Yeah, so you know, we have we
had a couple of pieces come overto the house, payable the house and
everything simpibly normal. Again, areyou connecting all these things together? Everything
(40:20):
you saw in your backyard are thethings you've experienced over these past few months?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Ithink so too. That have an
explanation of what it is, youknow, so pretty weird and to have
no clue what it is. Whatdid the priest say when they actually came
to your house. They're saying thatthat might be fallen angels, like demons
(40:45):
are fulling angels, somebody that fallenangels inside your home. Yeah, that's
pretty creepy. How does it makeyou feel about living here? Still?
Well? I feel good. Youknow, there's a lot of time priests
come over and but yeah, withyou know, whatever whatever happen unless you
remain. I was pretty scary,man, I was pretty traumatizing someff like
(41:05):
that. And someone check on thatdog, please, That's what I'm saying.
Nobody seems warmed. It just soundslike. It sounds to me like
the bigger story is what's happening tothat dog a few houses down, as
opposed to the ethereal fallen angels inthis dude's backyard. I would love if
the camera just panned over and thedogs floating upside down from I think it
(41:30):
moved two doors down. Sorry,just panned over and it's a chualla with
red eyes just staring at you.A ten foot tall, red eyes staring
at you, floating. Let's keeptalking about the Bible page tall chihuahua floating
(41:53):
in the air, red eyes flippingthe pages of the Bible. It's got
a new float for the Macy's Dayparade. That's gonna be a tough rescue
for palls in the city. Ithink that one's gonna be around for a
(42:16):
while, my angel. It's reallyawkward. They can't exactly find a kendle
that size. That's really fun.Would you take him on walks? Oh?
(42:45):
Man? Oh what a day inthe all right. I think I'm
gonna have to get Aaron are Inportto draw that for us. I think
we should commission him for that,and I'll stick it up over my shoulder.
People can see that, and thenwe should get a life size When
(43:06):
made and sent to this guy inVacus, he calls News Nation. Come
back, bro, it's here allright now. I'm now, we're leaving.
I promise thanks for hanging out withus inside the treehouse. We'll see
you next time.
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