November 26, 2025 • 35 mins
On today's show, we start off talking about a group of women who pulled off quite the heist, a subway rider in NYC who got gutted, and a passenger in Dallas who put on quite the show on I-30.
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Wanted: Adult toy store allegedly robbed by three women
NYC straphanger knifed in gut for asking passenger to stop talking loudly on phone: cops
NYC straphanger knifed in gut for asking passenger to stop talking loudly on phone: cops
Man seen hanging out of passenger window on I-30
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Wanted: Adult toy store allegedly robbed by three women
NYC straphanger knifed in gut for asking passenger to stop talking loudly on phone: cops
NYC straphanger knifed in gut for asking passenger to stop talking loudly on phone: cops
Man seen hanging out of passenger window on I-30
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey
Trendhome and Raj Sharma. Today what does hanging out the
side of your best friend flight on? I thirty? Also
(00:46):
what's Thanksgiving having store for our very own Trey Trendhome.
And today we will start off with it at a
place where we meant to be yesterday, and that is
the old film The Apple Dumpling Gang. We did not
have time to get that story yesterday inside the Treeo,
so we're going to start with it today. Trey, how
(01:09):
how can you describe The Apple Dumpling Gang to our
dear friend Raj who has never seen it? Oh that's
pretty good. Actually, you actually looked a little bit like
don Knots right then.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was to say, I mean don Knots Western, which
it was, uh, you know, slapstick Western. Yeah, it's been
so long since I've seen The Apple Dumpling and I
I want to say, wasn't Tim Conway in it too?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh? Maybe they were a force back in the day.
So the way I remember it is. I remember it
as one of those Disney films, or maybe just a
family film that I remember watching, you know, way back
in the day when we'd all be sitting around the
(02:06):
living room on a Friday night with our floor model television. Yeah, solidified,
it solidified into the carpet, as my dad dubbed everything
that we brought home to the video store. And this
is one of those movies I remember us watching. It's
the Apple Dumpling Game. Gotcha and Trey? You said it
(02:31):
did have Tim Conway.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Tim Conway, Bill Bigsby, Harry Morgan from Mash.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Bill Bigsby, like the Incredible Hulk.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Wow, Yeah, let's see three Orphaned Children strike gold in
eighteen seventy eight, California, The Apple Dumpling. I may have
to add this to my rewatch list. It's been so long, really, what.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No with with that?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
With that cast?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
How can you not rewatch?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh my god, I'm looking on IMDb and it's giving
the more like this tab sounds like I think I've
seen all of these movies. When I was a kid.
This was easy. Like whenever we would hit the video
store on the way home, we would get at least
one of these more like this, Uh, Tales of the
(03:31):
Apple Dumpling Gang m Is that a sequel? No Deposit,
No Return? The Computer wore tennis shoes. H Don Knott's
The Reluctant Astronaut and Gus You remember Gus No the
(03:57):
field goal, the field goal kicking Donkey not talking about
Brandon Aubrey, although he's yeah, he's more of the goat.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No shakiest gun in the West.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Don't see that. That darned cat saw that. The absent
minded professor saw that. Herbie. Yeah, the old love bud
Son of Flubber. I saw all these movies as a kid.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Explains a lot. So sorry for you.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That just sounds awful.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Walt Disney's Swiss Family Robinson, Walt Disney's Escape to Which Mountain?
The original? Yeah, that's my childhood.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
There was another, there's another Escape to Witch Mountain.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, The Rock did a remake of it. Oh god,
it turned into a pretty good meme. That's the best
thing that came out of the Rocks version of Escape
to Which Mountain was the him looking into the back
seat at two kids meme. That's pretty solid. Anyway, we're
getting sidetracked here. The whole reason was talking initially about
the Apple Dumpling Gang, But there's another gang you have
(05:02):
to watch out for. An adult toy store was robbed
of one thousand dollars worth of items. Police are searching
for the all female suspects on November fifth. Yeah. On
November fifth, twenty twenty five, the Shreveport Police Department launched
(05:26):
an investigation into a theft at the Hustler Hollywood Store.
According to authorities, three unidentified female suspects entered the store
and stole nearly one thousand dollars worth of adult merchandise.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, desperate times called for desperate measures.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I guess. Suspects were last seen fleeing the scene in
a silver.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Sedan the Apple Dildo Gang.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
The silvers of Sedan was vibrating the entire time.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The shakiest dildo in the West. Thousand dollars worth of
adult items from the halt from the Hustler Hollywood Store
in Sport.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That's a that's a lot of flashlights.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't think that was probably their product of choice
since these were all chicks. Uh. The Shreeveport Police Department
is encouraging anyone with information that could help identify the
suspects to contact them, although I will say the very
clear security camera photos should make that pretty easy for people.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
To recognize them. Oh really, they weren't wearing masks their
first robbery. As a gang.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That starts to learn, they'll learn.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Find a group of really happy women.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
If that bitchy coworker comes in and she's just the
happiest she's ever been, suspect.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Uh huh, you know she set it off.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Or turned it on.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So now I feel good that we could finally touch
on that very important crime story inside the treehouse. There
is another important crime story I want to touch on.
Do you guys know what a straphanger is? This is
unrelated to the first story where the three women knocked
over the adult toy store. I didn't know what a
(07:44):
straphanger was either until I saw this story. But to
be clear, I'm still assuming I know what it is.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But it's not something when Terra's just not in the
mood for you to play with.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
We don't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Try.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's not the name she goes by. That's what you
have to call her, mistress, Miss Straphanger.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
A now in New York, A New York City straphanger
was knifed in the gut for asking a fellow passenger
to stop talking loudly on a phone. That's according to police.
So I'm assuming strap hanger are the people that are
standing up hanging onto the straps on the subway. Technically,
(08:33):
I'm still assuming that that's what this is. There might
be some alternate version that I'm not aware of, but
I'm going with it for now. A subway writer was
knife in the gut on a Queen's train November twenty
second after asking another passenger to stop talking loudly on
his cell phone. The fifty four year old victim made
the request of the stranger while riding an E train
(08:54):
at the Jamaica Center slash Parsons Avenue station around eleven am.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
That Wasnce Camp.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mean, it really is like I remember, It's like
there have been There have been so many times, like
driving around in North Texas when I'd be like, upset
with someone for doing something, and then my wife would
be like, or I remember even as a kid, my
family would say the same thing, careful what you say,
careful how you gesture, because they might have a gun,
(09:26):
they might shoot you. And my initial thinking would be,
why would someone shoot somebody over something like, and here
we are, someone's talking to loudly on a phone on
a subway train. They say, hey, would you mind quieting
down a little bit? And they pull out a knife
and they stab the straphanger.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's eight million people on an island that are, you know,
struggling with insane you know, housing costs and food costs,
and I mean just cost of living in general.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
You know what, You're right, Rajah, if you want to
find a better apartment in New York, you might as well,
you know, stab a guy next to you on the train.
Maybe you can move into his place after he after
he dies.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
But I was when my ex wife, Claire, when she
moved to New York. I was like, how's how's everything going?
Day three She's like, uh, somebody vomited on me on
the subway. And I was like, well, if that didn't
make you want to come back to LA then you're
gonna be fine there.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I mean that's the kind of stuff that makes
me not even want to visit New York.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, I mean, crazy stuff happens. There's a lot of
mental illness, Like he messed. I mean, it was the
wrong guy. Like the guy who was probably talking out loud,
was probably talking to himself. Yeah, so when you see
when you see the guy talking to himself when he's loud,
let him be loud.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know what. I saw a lady like that at
the store the other day. Uh. We were just doing,
you know, some not fun shopping. It's the adult shopping
where you have to get like, you know, toilet trees
and a throw pillow and just stuff you don't want,
so you don't want to be there in the first place.
But then someone walks by who seemingly having a worse
day than me. Is this woman And I don't know
(11:06):
if she was on a bluetooth talking to someone on
the phone, I don't know because her hair was down.
But she was loud, and she was mad, and she
was swearing up a storm. And I didn't say an
effing thing to her because I noticed, like you pointed out, Raj,
I didn't see a phone in her hand. I didn't
see a phone anywhere around her. I didn't see a
bluetooth thing in her ear. For all I know, she
(11:28):
was having a full argument with somebody in her head
or someone she thought was with her. So I thought
it best not to tell her to be quiet. I
just went about my you know, necessity shopping.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I remember when I was living in Sherman Oaks outside
of Los Angeles, there was a guy who was who
would always bend next to this lamppost and yell at it,
I mean at the top of his lungs four hours
and I would have to walk every single time I
walk past them, just walked around. Didn't want to interrupt
(12:03):
the argument. Didn't want to you know, didn't want to
see what if I told him to be you know,
there's kids around, or be quiet, or you know there's
people trying to you know, eat on the patio there.
I don't know what he would be capable of doing,
so I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, not only that, you don't know what the lamp
post said to him before you got there.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
That is true. That is very true. And I've always
said this, like what if they're right? Like what if
whatever they're screaming they see what we don't see.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's so, you're right. I mean, that is
that is a wild premise to consider. Is when you
see someone seemingly talking to themselves, consider for just a moment,
what if you actually cannot see what they see.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Mm hmm. I think those are also called hallucinations.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I think they're also called schizophrenics.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
This kind of thing would happen more often on Dart
if people wrote it.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That's true, And that's probably another reason why we don't
want to ride those things is because we've heard of
all the you know, horror stories from public mass transit
in other major metropolitan cities, whether it's the New York
subway system, whether it's the buses in LA whether it's
(13:24):
you know, the l in Chicago. It's like, it makes
us not want to do anything. Mass transit in Texas.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Dart loses so much money they figured out that it
would be cheaper for them to buy all the users
of it a Toyota Corolla, and just.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
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is a holiday week. Thanksgiving is this week, and Trey Raj,
you guys are in new romantic relationships, so I'm wondering
what are your plans for Thanksgiving? Trey, Let's start with you.
You're in the newest, freshest relationship two months or not quite.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, just right about two months?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Are you and your new girlfriend going to be doing
anything together for Thanksgiving? Are any parents going to be
met for the first time?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
No. I have told her.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
She feels very similarly to me as far as the
holidays go.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Not a big fan Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
She completely understands why I've told her she will probably
never meet my mother, and uh no. She her family
evidently is a little on the on the screwier side,
so uh yeah, she she has a lot of She's like,
(17:24):
I don't want you meeting my mother.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I can't handle it. It's I.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's too much. And I'm like, I completely understand. I'm
the same way.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Totally good.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We're all good.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's great. So are you guys going to do anything
for Thanksgiving together?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
We'll probably uh get together afterwards and uh, you know,
hold each other and talked about trauma.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Some good old fashioned trauma, bonding over trauma. Turkey. All right,
So for Thanksgiving, you'll do your family thing. She'll go
do her family thing, and then at the end of
the day, you can scissor together on the couch.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
We actually, you know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
She listens to the show and we were sitting on
the couch together, and she goes, how did Dan and
tea scissor on the couch?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
And she's like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
First of all, we don't.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You're the one who came up with it.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, based on the input you gave. No, we don't
even have a scissor capable couch, so that's not a
thing for us. We have graduated, our marriage is graduated
into the dual recliner couch situation. So there's like a
little armrest thing in the middle, so there is no
you know, yin and yang on the couch with her
(18:45):
head on one end of mine on the other, and
our legs going side by side.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's for the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We do have a California king.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's just some dressed up like a king from California
in the corner.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, you can't get the Texas King to do that.
That is a hard no from him. Yeah, no, there was.
I never mentioned any scissoring with you too. All I
said was, do you guys, when she's taken a nap,
would you take one on the opposite end of the
couch with her and your head on one her head
on the other. That's all I asked. You were the
(19:25):
one that made it weird by saying like and then
what we scissor?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Like?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
No, well, it's like I've never like my feet would
be where her head is.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's no, yeah, all right, fine.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I was just curious about the the couch. The couch
stuff and your Thanksgiving plans? All right, so trauma bonding
after Thanksgiving? Good on you, Raj, you and your new lady,
any special saving plans.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Nope, she's going to visit. She's gonna visit her family.
I'm gonna stay here, and uh, there's my friends are
throwing up a friends giving.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Thing, so well, I'm just going to go there and
do that.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm one hundred percent supportive of the friends giving thing
because I think we have normalized too much the family
get together, the obligation to hang out with in some cases,
people that you really don't want to be around very much. Right,
if you happen to love your family get along, great
more power to you. You do you please go enjoy
(20:32):
that time with them. Keep in mind that there are
some people in this planet that don't have that same
relationship with their family, and the whole friends giving thing
is a place you actually want to be as opposed
to the place that you have to be. So yeah,
I think it's much better to break bread and turkey
joints with people you really want to be around.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Well, growing up, Thanksgiving wasn't it, I mean, very traditional
Hindu house didn't celebrate a lot of Thanksgiving, but people
across the street, my best friend Sonny across the street.
His I would say grandmother, but he said memah, which
I can't stand those titles anyway, but his Mema would
(21:16):
start cooking at like four thirty or five o'clock in
the morning, and I was I would always get invited
to go over and the best food. It was incredible,
the spread that lady would make. And you know then
moved to you know, La, and years later moved to LA.
And when I met Claire, Claire's Australian, so they don't
(21:38):
even celebrate it, so it's not a big thing. So
we never even had to worry about together doing that
or so same thing like the friends giving things would
happen in La, so we would do that or comedy
shows or whatever. So no, she's gonna go do her
thing and I'll be here.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Is that a relief that you don't have to go
do that with her? Or do you feel a little
left out? Do you kind of wish he would have
wanted you there?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Uh? I don't think so. I think it's too I
don't know, I think it's too new.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How long have you guys been dating?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Three months ish? Somewhere in there.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's part of the reason. Ah, that's not part of
the reason. That's the main reason I wanted to ask
you guys what your thanks Giving plans were because you're
in new relationships, Raj, like you said, you're about three months, Trey,
you're around the two month marks. That's pretty new as
far as you know time goes in a relationship and
whether but but it's just far enough. It's just far
(22:33):
enough to have a conversation about any sort of holiday plans.
Like if it was weeks instead of months like it, Trey,
if you were at two weeks and Raj you were
at three weeks, I don't think that's a conversation to
be had about the holiday. You're doing your own thing. No,
but two months and three months, Yeah, a little conversation
probably happens.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Honestly. That was one of the things.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
We talked about on the front end because I was
really curious because if she had said, oh, my god,
the holidays are the most important time of the year
for me and I, that probably is a death mail
for our relationship because I have no fond memories of holidays,
and I would just assume they just not. Yeah, so
(23:18):
the fact that she, you know, her family stresses her out,
is especially her mother stresses her out, like my mother
stresses me out, and so common ground. So you know,
another another sign this one might.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Work yeah for me. And then for me it's different
because we all had challenging childhoods, right, there's no question
about that. We've talked about it a little bit here
and there on the show, especially when it comes to
our maternal relationships. But for me, I love the holidays
(23:56):
because that was sort of a time of rest, that
was an actual time of happiness enjoy in the household
when I was a kid, because I don't really remember
any savage beatings around Christmas or Thanksgiving. I mean usually
it was more normal family stuff like, yeah, I got
(24:16):
stuff from Santa and my grandfather, you know or as
Raj you hate the term, my Pap Bow smoked a
brisket for Thanksgiving as good stuff. It wasn't until into
the New Year before I got beat with all the
toys Santa brought me.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, he's a joke about that. I asked one time
for the Hot Wheels racetrack and then I got beat
with part of the track, and I never wanted to
do Christmas again because got my ass will buy it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
And it's a true thing. I mean if you look
at all the presents Santa brought you for Christmas. Yeah,
in that light, like, oh god, what if I get
beat with this in two months? Like that Castle of
Grace ball I got when I was six, all of
a sudden, doesn't sound so hot.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, I would always ask for nurse stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well, you're just talking about physical beatings. The mental beating
my mother would subject me to for you know, just
holding it over my head she got me something I
might have enjoyed and threatening to take it back twenty times.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
That that also, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
The psychological warfare deployed by your mother trade is truly
next level.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, Chris, My mother went to Iris Catholic nursing school
back in London, and so she would sing like, you know,
like Christmas hymns that they learned while they were there,
and she would make pancakes and Jimmy Dean's Hot sausage night.
So that was a good memory for me, Like nobody
got beat the day, everybody got fed.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
No one got beat by a pack of Jimmy Dean sausage.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Although looking back, I wouldn't be surprised she never used
that one as a weapon. So maybe that's what I.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Bet missus Dean did a couple of times. Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, And I think it's uh I think it's'd be
far too early to be like, hey, can I meet
you know, your your mother and father? Like that's a
little I think for me at least, like that's really early.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah. Yeah. So, like I said, for me, I like
the holidays because it was a time of no psychological
or physical you know, pain and beatings in the household.
But I will say that if someone asked me if
I wanted to, you know, grab one half of the wishbone,
there was a little moment of hesitancy there. But I
(26:44):
will say, while hesitant, I did make a hell of
a wish and it did get me through the holidays.
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I didn't have cable growing up.
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Jesus Christ. Your mom was a just it just.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Wasn't like, uh yeah, I didn't get cable. So I
went to college.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Wow, Wow, my grandmother had it.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Part of that was living most of my high school
in Leonard and cable didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Like.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
The only way you had access to that was one
of those gigantic satellite dishes.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, because that was back in the day when they
didn't have enough cable to get cable to everybody's house.
So that's where the big satellite dish that's the size
of a Volkswagen in your yard. And I had the
same thing tray like growing up in between Bartlesville and Nowada, Oklahoma.
That's where I was until the age of nine. So
(29:06):
we also didn't have cable, but if I went to
go visit my grandmother who lived in Tulsa, she had
the cable and she would have the free HBO weekends
or whatever. Then as she got older, eventually we got
cable because we lived with my grandmother and she was
definitely not going to not have cable, so those free
weekends were awesome. So that's what we're doing inside the
Treehouse this weekend. It's our Black Friday special Inside the Treehouse.
(29:28):
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Speaker 4 (29:38):
I think.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Anyway, Okay, did you guys see this the other day?
The guy going down I thirty hanging out the side
of a car looked like he was doing some sort
of gymnastics routine hanging out the side of this passenger
vehicle on I thirty. So as the car. It's a
(30:02):
black Audi going down I thirty, and this guy is
hanging out the passenger side doing sort of like a
gymnastics type stuff, like the kind of thing you would
see a gymnast do. He's doing out the side of
this Audi, like maybe he's got his left hand on
the arm rest or not the armrest, but like the
os handle on the inside, and he's hanging outside outside
(30:27):
window of the car. He's in like a plank position.
His legs are out front, his face up, and he's
gesturing to the cars driving past. And then at one
point he changes position to be like in a normal
plank where he's head first and his feet are behind.
I mean, it shows amazing body control, There's no doubt
about that. Because this is on a highway and he
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manages to get through his entire routine and then eventually
sits on the windowsill of the vehicle and then crawls
back in in a moving car.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Nobody's thinking maybe he's trying to escape, you.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Know, that's a good point. I don't know if anyone
thought that, like, maybe call the police. Maybe this is
a hostage situation.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
His captain on the inside's got a gun, it's like routine.
Right now, I see, like I need to see your
upper body strength before I take you to the cabin.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
You're right, It's like maybe the reason why he's hanging
out of his car is because his left hand is
still handcuffed to the interior of the vehicle and his
body is trying to make the letters S O S
to the other vehicles as they drive by. It's his
call for help. Yeah, I didn't think about that. That's
(31:51):
an excellent pointrage.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Everybody's like, look at this a hole and he was
just like somebody helped me.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
And I'm one of those guys. I saw this. I
just thought this was some sort of vehicle stunting like
you remember parkour back in the day where people would
run from building the building and jump and twist and flip.
So like this just is this car poor?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I mean they are headed towards Mesquite. I think you
maybe he is calling asking for.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Help, please help me before we get there. If we
get to Misquite, you'll never see me again.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
And rock Wall here screwed.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Don't hit eighty and get the forny.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh no, yeah, yeah, no you you you crossed that
bridge over to rock Wall or you go down before Anie,
watch out. Uh, there is one other possibility here, because
I don't know if you notice, because this guy is
hanging out the side. This guy is hanging out the
passenger side of the car. And if I remember correctly,
(32:59):
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love
for me, hanging out the passenger side of his best
friend's ride, trying to holler at me.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yes, I was the whitest version of that song I've heard.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I don't know any other way, Raj.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I've heard country people do that song. You know, it
is an adaptation that had more rhythm than that one.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
We can't all be Morgan Wallin, all right. The N
word doesn't roll out of my mouth as easily as
it does his.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
You were singing like you were Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
There was a time Andy and I would drive it.
So that sounds more like Forrest Gump. I can't get
away from it. Like here in this video, it does
look like he's hanging out the side. He looks like
he's hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's
ride trying to holler at someone going by.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, that's a please for help, and somebody get in
front of this car and slowed it, slow it down,
but idn get out here.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Honestly, at this point, I'm less impressed at his body
control hanging out the side of this audi and more
impressed about the lack of traffic on six point thirty five.
I mean that traffic is moving.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's a holiday week. There's some people out of town,
you know, and like Troy said, nobody wants to go
that direction.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
It's going to miss.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The traffic bill that's going the other way. For all
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(34:59):
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey
Trendhome and Raj Sharma. Today what does hanging out the
side of your best friend flight on? I thirty? Also
(00:46):
what's Thanksgiving having store for our very own Trey Trendhome.
And today we will start off with it at a
place where we meant to be yesterday, and that is
the old film The Apple Dumpling Gang. We did not
have time to get that story yesterday inside the Treeo,
so we're going to start with it today. Trey, how
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how can you describe The Apple Dumpling Gang to our
dear friend Raj who has never seen it? Oh that's
pretty good. Actually, you actually looked a little bit like
don Knots right then.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was to say, I mean don Knots Western, which
it was, uh, you know, slapstick Western. Yeah, it's been
so long since I've seen The Apple Dumpling and I
I want to say, wasn't Tim Conway in it too?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh? Maybe they were a force back in the day.
So the way I remember it is. I remember it
as one of those Disney films, or maybe just a
family film that I remember watching, you know, way back
in the day when we'd all be sitting around the
(02:06):
living room on a Friday night with our floor model television. Yeah, solidified,
it solidified into the carpet, as my dad dubbed everything
that we brought home to the video store. And this
is one of those movies I remember us watching. It's
the Apple Dumpling Game. Gotcha and Trey? You said it
(02:31):
did have Tim Conway.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Tim Conway, Bill Bigsby, Harry Morgan from Mash.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Bill Bigsby, like the Incredible Hulk.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Wow, Yeah, let's see three Orphaned Children strike gold in
eighteen seventy eight, California, The Apple Dumpling. I may have
to add this to my rewatch list. It's been so long, really, what.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No with with that?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
With that cast?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
How can you not rewatch?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh my god, I'm looking on IMDb and it's giving
the more like this tab sounds like I think I've
seen all of these movies. When I was a kid.
This was easy. Like whenever we would hit the video
store on the way home, we would get at least
one of these more like this, Uh, Tales of the
(03:31):
Apple Dumpling Gang m Is that a sequel? No Deposit,
No Return? The Computer wore tennis shoes. H Don Knott's
The Reluctant Astronaut and Gus You remember Gus No the
(03:57):
field goal, the field goal kicking Donkey not talking about
Brandon Aubrey, although he's yeah, he's more of the goat.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
No shakiest gun in the West.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Don't see that. That darned cat saw that. The absent
minded professor saw that. Herbie. Yeah, the old love bud
Son of Flubber. I saw all these movies as a kid.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Explains a lot. So sorry for you.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That just sounds awful.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Walt Disney's Swiss Family Robinson, Walt Disney's Escape to Which Mountain?
The original? Yeah, that's my childhood.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
There was another, there's another Escape to Witch Mountain.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, The Rock did a remake of it. Oh god,
it turned into a pretty good meme. That's the best
thing that came out of the Rocks version of Escape
to Which Mountain was the him looking into the back
seat at two kids meme. That's pretty solid. Anyway, we're
getting sidetracked here. The whole reason was talking initially about
the Apple Dumpling Gang, But there's another gang you have
(05:02):
to watch out for. An adult toy store was robbed
of one thousand dollars worth of items. Police are searching
for the all female suspects on November fifth. Yeah. On
November fifth, twenty twenty five, the Shreveport Police Department launched
(05:26):
an investigation into a theft at the Hustler Hollywood Store.
According to authorities, three unidentified female suspects entered the store
and stole nearly one thousand dollars worth of adult merchandise.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Okay, desperate times called for desperate measures.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I guess. Suspects were last seen fleeing the scene in
a silver.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Sedan the Apple Dildo Gang.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
The silvers of Sedan was vibrating the entire time.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
The shakiest dildo in the West. Thousand dollars worth of
adult items from the halt from the Hustler Hollywood Store
in Sport.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
That's a that's a lot of flashlights.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't think that was probably their product of choice
since these were all chicks. Uh. The Shreeveport Police Department
is encouraging anyone with information that could help identify the
suspects to contact them, although I will say the very
clear security camera photos should make that pretty easy for people.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
To recognize them. Oh really, they weren't wearing masks their
first robbery. As a gang.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That starts to learn, they'll learn.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Find a group of really happy women.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
If that bitchy coworker comes in and she's just the
happiest she's ever been, suspect.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Uh huh, you know she set it off.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Or turned it on.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So now I feel good that we could finally touch
on that very important crime story inside the treehouse. There
is another important crime story I want to touch on.
Do you guys know what a straphanger is? This is
unrelated to the first story where the three women knocked
over the adult toy store. I didn't know what a
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straphanger was either until I saw this story. But to
be clear, I'm still assuming I know what it is.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
But it's not something when Terra's just not in the
mood for you to play with.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
We don't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Try.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's not the name she goes by. That's what you
have to call her, mistress, Miss Straphanger.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
A now in New York, A New York City straphanger
was knifed in the gut for asking a fellow passenger
to stop talking loudly on a phone. That's according to police.
So I'm assuming strap hanger are the people that are
standing up hanging onto the straps on the subway. Technically,
(08:33):
I'm still assuming that that's what this is. There might
be some alternate version that I'm not aware of, but
I'm going with it for now. A subway writer was
knife in the gut on a Queen's train November twenty
second after asking another passenger to stop talking loudly on
his cell phone. The fifty four year old victim made
the request of the stranger while riding an E train
(08:54):
at the Jamaica Center slash Parsons Avenue station around eleven am.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
That Wasnce Camp.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mean, it really is like I remember, It's like
there have been There have been so many times, like
driving around in North Texas when I'd be like, upset
with someone for doing something, and then my wife would
be like, or I remember even as a kid, my
family would say the same thing, careful what you say,
careful how you gesture, because they might have a gun,
(09:26):
they might shoot you. And my initial thinking would be,
why would someone shoot somebody over something like, and here
we are, someone's talking to loudly on a phone on
a subway train. They say, hey, would you mind quieting
down a little bit? And they pull out a knife
and they stab the straphanger.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's eight million people on an island that are, you know,
struggling with insane you know, housing costs and food costs,
and I mean just cost of living in general.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
You know what, You're right, Rajah, if you want to
find a better apartment in New York, you might as well,
you know, stab a guy next to you on the train.
Maybe you can move into his place after he after
he dies.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
But I was when my ex wife, Claire, when she
moved to New York. I was like, how's how's everything going?
Day three She's like, uh, somebody vomited on me on
the subway. And I was like, well, if that didn't
make you want to come back to LA then you're
gonna be fine there.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But I mean that's the kind of stuff that makes
me not even want to visit New York.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, I mean, crazy stuff happens. There's a lot of
mental illness, Like he messed. I mean, it was the
wrong guy. Like the guy who was probably talking out loud,
was probably talking to himself. Yeah, so when you see
when you see the guy talking to himself when he's loud,
let him be loud.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You know what. I saw a lady like that at
the store the other day. Uh. We were just doing,
you know, some not fun shopping. It's the adult shopping
where you have to get like, you know, toilet trees
and a throw pillow and just stuff you don't want,
so you don't want to be there in the first place.
But then someone walks by who seemingly having a worse
day than me. Is this woman And I don't know
(11:06):
if she was on a bluetooth talking to someone on
the phone, I don't know because her hair was down.
But she was loud, and she was mad, and she
was swearing up a storm. And I didn't say an
effing thing to her because I noticed, like you pointed out, Raj,
I didn't see a phone in her hand. I didn't
see a phone anywhere around her. I didn't see a
bluetooth thing in her ear. For all I know, she
(11:28):
was having a full argument with somebody in her head
or someone she thought was with her. So I thought
it best not to tell her to be quiet. I
just went about my you know, necessity shopping.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I remember when I was living in Sherman Oaks outside
of Los Angeles, there was a guy who was who
would always bend next to this lamppost and yell at it,
I mean at the top of his lungs four hours
and I would have to walk every single time I
walk past them, just walked around. Didn't want to interrupt
(12:03):
the argument. Didn't want to you know, didn't want to
see what if I told him to be you know,
there's kids around, or be quiet, or you know there's
people trying to you know, eat on the patio there.
I don't know what he would be capable of doing,
so I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Well, not only that, you don't know what the lamp
post said to him before you got there.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
That is true. That is very true. And I've always
said this, like what if they're right? Like what if
whatever they're screaming they see what we don't see.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's so, you're right. I mean, that is
that is a wild premise to consider. Is when you
see someone seemingly talking to themselves, consider for just a moment,
what if you actually cannot see what they see.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Mm hmm. I think those are also called hallucinations.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I think they're also called schizophrenics.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
This kind of thing would happen more often on Dart
if people wrote it.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
That's true, And that's probably another reason why we don't
want to ride those things is because we've heard of
all the you know, horror stories from public mass transit
in other major metropolitan cities, whether it's the New York
subway system, whether it's the buses in LA whether it's
(13:24):
you know, the l in Chicago. It's like, it makes
us not want to do anything. Mass transit in Texas.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Dart loses so much money they figured out that it
would be cheaper for them to buy all the users
of it a Toyota Corolla, and just.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
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is a holiday week. Thanksgiving is this week, and Trey Raj,
you guys are in new romantic relationships, so I'm wondering
what are your plans for Thanksgiving? Trey, Let's start with you.
You're in the newest, freshest relationship two months or not quite.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, just right about two months?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Are you and your new girlfriend going to be doing
anything together for Thanksgiving? Are any parents going to be
met for the first time?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
No. I have told her.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
She feels very similarly to me as far as the
holidays go.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Not a big fan Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
She completely understands why I've told her she will probably
never meet my mother, and uh no. She her family
evidently is a little on the on the screwier side,
so uh yeah, she she has a lot of She's like,
(17:24):
I don't want you meeting my mother.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I can't handle it. It's I.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's too much. And I'm like, I completely understand. I'm
the same way.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Totally good.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We're all good.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That's great. So are you guys going to do anything
for Thanksgiving together?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
We'll probably uh get together afterwards and uh, you know,
hold each other and talked about trauma.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Some good old fashioned trauma, bonding over trauma. Turkey. All right,
So for Thanksgiving, you'll do your family thing. She'll go
do her family thing, and then at the end of
the day, you can scissor together on the couch.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
We actually, you know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
She listens to the show and we were sitting on
the couch together, and she goes, how did Dan and
tea scissor on the couch?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
And she's like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
First of all, we don't.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You're the one who came up with it.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, based on the input you gave. No, we don't
even have a scissor capable couch, so that's not a
thing for us. We have graduated, our marriage is graduated
into the dual recliner couch situation. So there's like a
little armrest thing in the middle, so there is no
you know, yin and yang on the couch with her
(18:45):
head on one end of mine on the other, and
our legs going side by side.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's for the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We do have a California king.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
It's just some dressed up like a king from California
in the corner.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, you can't get the Texas King to do that.
That is a hard no from him. Yeah, no, there was.
I never mentioned any scissoring with you too. All I
said was, do you guys, when she's taken a nap,
would you take one on the opposite end of the
couch with her and your head on one her head
on the other. That's all I asked. You were the
(19:25):
one that made it weird by saying like and then
what we scissor?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Like?
Speaker 4 (19:28):
No, well, it's like I've never like my feet would
be where her head is.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's no, yeah, all right, fine.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I was just curious about the the couch. The couch
stuff and your Thanksgiving plans? All right, so trauma bonding
after Thanksgiving? Good on you, Raj, you and your new lady,
any special saving plans.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Nope, she's going to visit. She's gonna visit her family.
I'm gonna stay here, and uh, there's my friends are
throwing up a friends giving.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Thing, so well, I'm just going to go there and
do that.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm one hundred percent supportive of the friends giving thing
because I think we have normalized too much the family
get together, the obligation to hang out with in some cases,
people that you really don't want to be around very much. Right,
if you happen to love your family get along, great
more power to you. You do you please go enjoy
(20:32):
that time with them. Keep in mind that there are
some people in this planet that don't have that same
relationship with their family, and the whole friends giving thing
is a place you actually want to be as opposed
to the place that you have to be. So yeah,
I think it's much better to break bread and turkey
joints with people you really want to be around.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Well, growing up, Thanksgiving wasn't it, I mean, very traditional
Hindu house didn't celebrate a lot of Thanksgiving, but people
across the street, my best friend Sonny across the street.
His I would say grandmother, but he said memah, which
I can't stand those titles anyway, but his Mema would
(21:16):
start cooking at like four thirty or five o'clock in
the morning, and I was I would always get invited
to go over and the best food. It was incredible,
the spread that lady would make. And you know then
moved to you know, La, and years later moved to LA.
And when I met Claire, Claire's Australian, so they don't
(21:38):
even celebrate it, so it's not a big thing. So
we never even had to worry about together doing that
or so same thing like the friends giving things would
happen in La, so we would do that or comedy
shows or whatever. So no, she's gonna go do her
thing and I'll be here.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Is that a relief that you don't have to go
do that with her? Or do you feel a little
left out? Do you kind of wish he would have
wanted you there?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Uh? I don't think so. I think it's too I
don't know, I think it's too new.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
How long have you guys been dating?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Three months ish? Somewhere in there.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's part of the reason. Ah, that's not part of
the reason. That's the main reason I wanted to ask
you guys what your thanks Giving plans were because you're
in new relationships, Raj, like you said, you're about three months, Trey,
you're around the two month marks. That's pretty new as
far as you know time goes in a relationship and
whether but but it's just far enough. It's just far
(22:33):
enough to have a conversation about any sort of holiday plans.
Like if it was weeks instead of months like it, Trey,
if you were at two weeks and Raj you were
at three weeks, I don't think that's a conversation to
be had about the holiday. You're doing your own thing. No,
but two months and three months, Yeah, a little conversation
probably happens.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Honestly. That was one of the things.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
We talked about on the front end because I was
really curious because if she had said, oh, my god,
the holidays are the most important time of the year
for me and I, that probably is a death mail
for our relationship because I have no fond memories of holidays,
and I would just assume they just not. Yeah, so
(23:18):
the fact that she, you know, her family stresses her out,
is especially her mother stresses her out, like my mother
stresses me out, and so common ground. So you know,
another another sign this one might.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Work yeah for me. And then for me it's different
because we all had challenging childhoods, right, there's no question
about that. We've talked about it a little bit here
and there on the show, especially when it comes to
our maternal relationships. But for me, I love the holidays
(23:56):
because that was sort of a time of rest, that
was an actual time of happiness enjoy in the household
when I was a kid, because I don't really remember
any savage beatings around Christmas or Thanksgiving. I mean usually
it was more normal family stuff like, yeah, I got
(24:16):
stuff from Santa and my grandfather, you know or as
Raj you hate the term, my Pap Bow smoked a
brisket for Thanksgiving as good stuff. It wasn't until into
the New Year before I got beat with all the
toys Santa brought me.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, he's a joke about that. I asked one time
for the Hot Wheels racetrack and then I got beat
with part of the track, and I never wanted to
do Christmas again because got my ass will buy it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
And it's a true thing. I mean if you look
at all the presents Santa brought you for Christmas. Yeah,
in that light, like, oh god, what if I get
beat with this in two months? Like that Castle of
Grace ball I got when I was six, all of
a sudden, doesn't sound so hot.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, I would always ask for nurse stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Well, you're just talking about physical beatings. The mental beating
my mother would subject me to for you know, just
holding it over my head she got me something I
might have enjoyed and threatening to take it back twenty times.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
That that also, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
The psychological warfare deployed by your mother trade is truly
next level.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, Chris, My mother went to Iris Catholic nursing school
back in London, and so she would sing like, you know,
like Christmas hymns that they learned while they were there,
and she would make pancakes and Jimmy Dean's Hot sausage night.
So that was a good memory for me, Like nobody
got beat the day, everybody got fed.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
And it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
No one got beat by a pack of Jimmy Dean sausage.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Although looking back, I wouldn't be surprised she never used
that one as a weapon. So maybe that's what I.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Bet missus Dean did a couple of times. Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Yeah, And I think it's uh I think it's'd be
far too early to be like, hey, can I meet
you know, your your mother and father? Like that's a
little I think for me at least, like that's really early.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah. Yeah. So, like I said, for me, I like
the holidays because it was a time of no psychological
or physical you know, pain and beatings in the household.
But I will say that if someone asked me if
I wanted to, you know, grab one half of the wishbone,
there was a little moment of hesitancy there. But I
(26:44):
will say, while hesitant, I did make a hell of
a wish and it did get me through the holidays.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
You're inventory.
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Speaker 4 (28:18):
I didn't have cable growing up.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Jesus Christ. Your mom was a just it just.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Wasn't like, uh yeah, I didn't get cable. So I
went to college.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Wow, Wow, my grandmother had it.
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Part of that was living most of my high school
in Leonard and cable didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Like.
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of those gigantic satellite dishes.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, because that was back in the day when they
didn't have enough cable to get cable to everybody's house.
So that's where the big satellite dish that's the size
of a Volkswagen in your yard. And I had the
same thing tray like growing up in between Bartlesville and Nowada, Oklahoma.
That's where I was until the age of nine. So
(29:06):
we also didn't have cable, but if I went to
go visit my grandmother who lived in Tulsa, she had
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or whatever. Then as she got older, eventually we got
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Speaker 4 (29:38):
I think.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Anyway, Okay, did you guys see this the other day?
The guy going down I thirty hanging out the side
of a car looked like he was doing some sort
of gymnastics routine hanging out the side of this passenger
vehicle on I thirty. So as the car. It's a
(30:02):
black Audi going down I thirty, and this guy is
hanging out the passenger side doing sort of like a
gymnastics type stuff, like the kind of thing you would
see a gymnast do. He's doing out the side of
this Audi, like maybe he's got his left hand on
the arm rest or not the armrest, but like the
os handle on the inside, and he's hanging outside outside
(30:27):
window of the car. He's in like a plank position.
His legs are out front, his face up, and he's
gesturing to the cars driving past. And then at one
point he changes position to be like in a normal
plank where he's head first and his feet are behind.
I mean, it shows amazing body control, There's no doubt
about that. Because this is on a highway and he
(30:48):
manages to get through his entire routine and then eventually
sits on the windowsill of the vehicle and then crawls
back in in a moving car.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Nobody's thinking maybe he's trying to escape, you.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Know, that's a good point. I don't know if anyone
thought that, like, maybe call the police. Maybe this is
a hostage situation.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
His captain on the inside's got a gun, it's like routine.
Right now, I see, like I need to see your
upper body strength before I take you to the cabin.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
You're right, It's like maybe the reason why he's hanging
out of his car is because his left hand is
still handcuffed to the interior of the vehicle and his
body is trying to make the letters S O S
to the other vehicles as they drive by. It's his
call for help. Yeah, I didn't think about that. That's
(31:51):
an excellent pointrage.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Everybody's like, look at this a hole and he was
just like somebody helped me.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
And I'm one of those guys. I saw this. I
just thought this was some sort of vehicle stunting like
you remember parkour back in the day where people would
run from building the building and jump and twist and flip.
So like this just is this car poor?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I mean they are headed towards Mesquite. I think you
maybe he is calling asking for.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Help, please help me before we get there. If we
get to Misquite, you'll never see me again.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
And rock Wall here screwed.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Don't hit eighty and get the forny.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh no, yeah, yeah, no you you you crossed that
bridge over to rock Wall or you go down before Anie,
watch out. Uh, there is one other possibility here, because
I don't know if you notice, because this guy is
hanging out the side. This guy is hanging out the
passenger side of the car. And if I remember correctly,
(32:59):
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love
for me, hanging out the passenger side of his best
friend's ride, trying to holler at me.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yes, I was the whitest version of that song I've heard.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I don't know any other way, Raj.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I've heard country people do that song. You know, it
is an adaptation that had more rhythm than that one.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
We can't all be Morgan Wallin, all right. The N
word doesn't roll out of my mouth as easily as
it does his.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
You were singing like you were Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
There was a time Andy and I would drive it.
So that sounds more like Forrest Gump. I can't get
away from it. Like here in this video, it does
look like he's hanging out the side. He looks like
he's hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's
ride trying to holler at someone going by.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, that's a please for help, and somebody get in
front of this car and slowed it, slow it down,
but idn get out here.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Honestly, at this point, I'm less impressed at his body
control hanging out the side of this audi and more
impressed about the lack of traffic on six point thirty five.
I mean that traffic is moving.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
It's a holiday week. There's some people out of town,
you know, and like Troy said, nobody wants to go
that direction.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
It's going to miss.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
The traffic bill that's going the other way. For all
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(34:59):
the Treehouse tomorrow for our Black Friday show. We'll go
shopping with you, so when you punch somebody in the
face for a TV we'll be in your ear cheering
you on. That's us inside the tree As. We'll see
you next time.
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