August 1, 2025 • 40 mins
Is everyone really getiing hemorrhoids now? Why not ask the California serial butt sniffer? Seems like he's doing just fine approaching women...
PLUS: Is 'Peckerwoods' the stupidest gang name ever?
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PLUS: Is 'Peckerwoods' the stupidest gang name ever?
The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.
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Why single men aren't approaching women in person anymore
California serial butt sniffer Calese Carron Crowder arrested again
Why Does Everyone Have Hemorrhoids Now?
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. Today is Fred Day, August first,
two thousand, twenty five. Let me double check that. August first,
(00:36):
two thy twenty five. My goodness. Welcome to August, gentlemen.
I'm going to share something with you today that you
are going to remember for all future August firsts Okay, okay.
(00:57):
There's a man, a Texas man, Brandon Booth, was arrested
after a more than two minute struggle with a Sigeville
police officer. He faces multiple felony charges, including robbery, aggravated
assault against a public servant, unauthorized use of a vehicle,
(01:21):
evading arrest, and two counts of unlawful possession of a
firearm by a felon. But that's not why he's about
to go viral. Oh no, he's about to go viral
because of his gang affiliation bill Alone.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Booth had a warrant for a parole violation for unlawful
possession of a firearm by felon. According to Sigeville police,
who say he's a documented gang member.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I just know that he's a Peckerwood.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Peckerwood, and that's his gang.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's his gang afiliation.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Is he's a Peckerwood.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, So let's go to the reference materials for
those that are curious Peckerwoods are real. Currently, the term
peckerwood is used to refer both to white youths with
loose ties to white power gangs in and out of prison.
(02:28):
This is according to Urban Dictionary, as well as to
actual skinhead gangs who have incorporated Peckerwood into their name.
The various Peckerwood gangs appear to be concentrated largely in California,
where they participate in the methamphetamine trade and have ties
to other white supremacist gangs such as the Nazi Lowriders.
(02:52):
Peckerwood gang members have been charged with a variety of crimes,
ranging from dealing drugs to attempted murder. Many gang members
sport peer would wood tattoos to display their affiliations.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Can you imagine what that gang sign looks like when
you're like throwing out the gang signs?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, I can. I think it's more of a gesture.
And for those for those that need a little more
historical context for Peckerwood's, Southern Blacks used peckerwood as a
derogatory term to describe poor and or rural Southern whites.
A Dictionary of African Americans Slang explains that the term
(03:29):
peckerwood had its origins in the word woodpecker, black saw
blackbirds and a symbol of themselves, and the contrasting redheaded
woodpecker as representation of whites. Eventually, the word woodpecker was
inverted to become peckerwood in an attempt to hide the
meaning an origin of the term. Later, peckerwood came to
be used in the North as well as a general
description for white people. Then, at some point peckerwood involve
(03:50):
peckerwood evolved into a term used to describe white prison inmates.
In prison, slaying, a peckerwood or wood was a white
inmate who was willing to fight to avoid being raped
or robbed. Over time, white inmates appropriated the term peckerwood
and made it a source of pride. I'd like to
point out how very wrong you all are. I don't
(04:12):
think any mama looks down on her children and says,
I'm so proud to have all these peckerwoods in my family.
But then again, I don't. I don't know, mister boots mama.
So let's go back a little bit on this story.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Paral authorities say the Peckerwoods is a white supremacist gang.
The video highlights how dangerous the chase was, but police
say it could have been worse, as two handguns and
ammunition were found inside the stolen pickup.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
We're just happy that the officer's okay.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Once again.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Booth had a warrant for a parole violation for unlawful
possession of a firearm by felon, according to Sigeville police,
who say he's a documented gang member.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I just know that he's a Peckerwood.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Peckerwood and that's his gang.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's his gang of physication. Is he's a Peckerwood Federal authorities.
I can't imagine the amount of glee in the heart
of Cigaville's public information officer right there saying, finally my
moment on TV is about to happen. I'm going to
draw the curtain back on the Peckerwood gang. Is Is
(05:25):
this the worst gang name of all time?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I'm gonna say, are you drawing the curtain back on
the Peckerwood.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Or the Foreskin whatever? Thank you?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Maybe that's their maybe that's their baby brother gang, the
for Skinners.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
That's why it's like being a wee blow.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
If your gang name is the for Skinners or the Peckerwoods,
your weep high. So once again I asked a very
important question, is Pecker would the worst gang name of
all time?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, because let's go down the let's go and let's
go down the gang names that we're all aware of. Okay,
let me see me get me what. Okay, so we're
all aware of the Crips, the bloods, MS, thirteen, Latin Kings,
(06:31):
the Chinese Triads. I don't really know if those exist.
I just don't that they're in movies. So I assume
the Yakuza, east Side Locos. Thank you, thank you, Jerry.
I think that's the extent of gang names that I'm
really familiar with, unless you would just include the generic
Cosonostra Italian Mafia. I don't know if they have any
(06:54):
cool straight street names like the Broken Noses or the
or the Tony two names is.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
But this is where Google disciples. Latin Kings, Latin.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Kings, Ye have got them. So that's where Google comes
in hand off for all of us. Olds. Some other
East Asian gangs in the United States, the Bamboo Union
that just sounds racist. The fourteen K Triad, the Bamboo Union,
Big Circle Gang, Black Dragons, Flying Dragons, Flying Dragons. Wasn't
(07:25):
that the gang that was in Tropic Thunder. Weren't they
the ones that kidnapped Simple Jack? Oh no wait, I
think that was the Yeah, that was the Flaming Dragons.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No disrespect to the Flying Dragons. I don't want to
bringing about their ire. So yeah, Peckerwood, Yeah, I mean,
I don't know, does that really instill fear into the
hearts of your rival gang members?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
If someone yelled that out? And if you're in a
club and someone just yelled out Peckerlwood, would you be frightened?
People yells out like rolling thirty Crips' I'm leaving. Yeah, Peckerwood,
I'm like, that sounds good, buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I feel like it's just a group of kids that
are hanging out at the Dairy Queen after hours.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It's like that scene in Guardians of the Galaxy where
Rockets giving that guy crap.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He's like, your name's Taser Face. Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah. You're thinking it's supposed to be this intimidating thing,
and I don't really think it is.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know any other worst gang names off the
top of my head, but Peckwick's pretty bad.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
If you have suggestions, we'll take them. Treehouse on Era
at gmail dot com. Uh, but I did bring up
a list of other gang there's some really interesting ones
going down on Wikipedia. You got thirty one Gang Almighty,
Black Piece Own Nation, Almighty, Vice Lord, Nation for Corners, Hustlers,
Bailey Boys, Black Disciples, Black Girl of Family, Black Mafia,
Black Mafia Family, Black Spades, Bloods, and then all the
(09:08):
offshoots of the Bloods, the Chambers Brothers, Columbia Point Dogs,
the Council, the Crips, all the offshoots of that DC Blacks,
the Decepticons. Ooh, that's a good gang name. I feel
like you might get sued by, you know, a movie
studio or something.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
But the Autobots, right, I.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Don't know if that's cool enough for them, but yeah,
uh after the Decepticons, the Errol Flends. Okay, come on, okay, okay,
now we're bordering.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
That's an all white gang too, right now.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
With the whispy mustaches.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
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to Treehouse Plus today. Dudes are done, And this is
(11:00):
not new to us inside the Treehouse, but it does
seem to be making headlines around the country. Why single
men aren't approaching women in person anymore? Guys say, I
am so sick of this. In today's digital dating world,
where single people would often rather meet a potential suitor online.
(11:22):
One of the main complaints, especially from women, is that
people rarely approach someone they're interested in anymore. Trey, You've
talked about this quite a bit on the show because
working in the bar industry for as long as you have,
this is something that you've seen you've seen this trend
where guys just don't go up to women anymore. And
(11:44):
it's not necessarily for any one particular reason, is it.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I would say, if there was a prevailing reason, it's because, uh,
for a while, you know, if you approached a woman
and said the wrong thing, you know, you were basically
accused of being creepy, of doing something untowards and just
you know what a lot of people considered a base
basic social and interaction became something that you know, you
(12:17):
would hear people say they're being threatened or they feel
threatened or this or that. So if people are like,
you know what, I'm kind of the don't disturb my piece. Fine,
you know that's uh, we'll just leave you alone.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And what you're describing, those are things that happened just
in the moment at the time, in person, without the
added element, which is also I think part of it
being shamed online for it. Like if you approach someone like, hey,
I just want to say, can I buy you a drink?
And then five minutes later you're going viral on Twitter
and social media because you had the audacity to ask
(12:52):
someone to buy them a drink and they took offense
to it or whatever reason that they think you absolutely
should never have done that, and now you're on black
and thinking, all I did, thank you? She was cute.
Thinks well, I'm glad she showed her dragonness to me
immediately as opposed to waiting a year or so into
a potential relationship. But I think that social media aspect
(13:13):
of brutal online shaming plays into it. One North Carolina model, though,
has her version. She says she hasn't been on a
date in almost a year, and she blames her good
looks for intimidating men and preventing them from striking up
a conversation with her, she said, it's difficult being this hot.
Men think I'm too beautiful to date or worry that
(13:35):
I'll turn them down. Okay, first of all, all right,
she's not entirely wrong. I mean, if you're a guy
and you see a woman that is just ridiculously attractive,
you might think, yeah, she's out of my league. I
have no chance. But that's where there's two types of men.
There's the guy that says, I'm not even going to
waste my time. That's ridiculous. It's going to be embarrassing.
(13:58):
And then there are the Jerrys of the world, who's
I don't care. I'm going to shoot my shot, right, Jared,
Sorry you miss of the shots you don't take. Yeah,
it was true in college basketball when John Wooden said
it to his UCLA basketball players, and it's true to
players in general. Other women explained in a Reddit thread
they blame men for not knowing how to appropriately approach
(14:20):
women in the wild. One said, I think they can
approach women for non sexual conversation. Somehow these fools refuse
to recognize that we are humans with whole lives that
we could talk about without going straight to insert body
part and how that's attractive. If they can't have a
respectful conversation, then please do not approach. And then someone
(14:42):
else said, the men who care about not making women
uncomfortable don't talk to us anymore because they think hello
is enough to upset us.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, and it can. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
There's four of us that are male inside the treehouse
right now, and in Unison we're all just shaking our
heads like yeah, yeah, I'm seeing Yeah, that's happened. Hm,
it's your fault. It's your fault. Ladies, Keeping in mind
there are a bunch of us that are creeps. However,
(15:14):
that's not all of us. And just because one creep
said hello doesn't mean every other guy that says hello
subsequently is also a creep. And sometimes you just got
to let the creeps show that they're creeps and not
just assume.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
I was gonna say or or pickup lines like still
a thing, like you know, back in the day you
had you had your line, you had to go to line.
I don't even know if that's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Now you should find out because otherwise you're going to
be single forever.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Oh I don't I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I know you're actually you're actually being taken under Trey's
wing because now that like you're almost fifty years old
and now you've got a dog, which is which is
Trey's perfect peace situation. If if a woman comes along
that can find a way into that blissful, harmonious life
that Trey has built with Daisy the Chihuahua and Julius
(16:06):
his orange cat, then so be it. But he's not
gonna settle, and neither should you.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Raj. I've got the dog, and Trey's got the dog.
We're a beautiful gay couple, and that's.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What you really are. I mean, all you gotta do
is just you know, just the thing is, though there's
not a Trey sober, you're not going to have some
sort of drunken night of regret. So I mean, if
you two end up scissoring, he's doing it intentionally.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
The walk of shame is just back through the living room.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, that's terrible what he did to me in there.
I think it was a whole level, a whole new
level of embarrassment. Though making both dogs.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Watch sounds like you got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
But again, if it saves you the trouble of being
uh horrifically rejected and shamed on social media by a woman,
I you know what, I uh, your new relationship has
my total and heart felt blessing.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Just like any relationship, one side's really happy, the other
one's wildly disappointed.
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here inside the Treehouse today is fred Y August first,
twenty twenty five. I'm Dan, He's trade. That's Raj. There
(18:22):
is Jerry. Just about a week ago we talked about
another cereal butt slapper on the loose, but it has
not stopped there because now we have something else to
worry about. A cereal butt sniffer is among us, not
(18:45):
us directly here inside the treehouse.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
This guy yeah to go to Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
If you look at all four of us and you
had to guess which one of us is a cereal
butt sniffer, I'm gonna go with Jerry.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I guess.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We're not saying you are. I'm just saying I'm in
a line off. That's we think that's who'd get. As
Trey said fingered, a serial butt sniffer has been arrested
again for sticking his shnaz in a woman's backside at
a Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Wow Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
He was arrested on Tuesday after he was captured on
security cams crouching near a woman and sniffing her rear
end in the women's section of the Burbank Empire Center
department store in Burbank, California. Plise said he was seen
trailing the innocent shopper around the store before sticking his
nose where it doesn't belong, a disturbing act He's already
(19:51):
been busted for multiple times. He's currently on active parole
for a series of loot offenses dating back to twenty
twenty one, when police said initially they responded to the
retail chain following reports of a suspicious man lurking around
the women's apparel section. He made national headlines in August
of twenty twenty three after a viral TikTok video showed
(20:15):
him sneaking up behind women at a Burbank Barnes and
Noble and sniffing their butts. He was also arrested later
that month for peeping into a family home in Glendale,
and then he was released. And in these types of stories,
when you see headlines that are shocking, especially when a
headline reads Cereal butt sniffer arrested again for sticking schnaz
(20:39):
and woman's backside at Nordstrom rack. There's a little thing
I do that I'm curious about and that's huh. I
wonder what this guy looks like. So let me now
share with you what the serial butt sniffer looks like,
just in case you see him out in public. The uh,
(21:03):
the black gentleman uh would be really, really handsome if
it wasn't for the Shrek like ears protruding from the
sides of his head.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I'm not saying I'd accuse him more of being a
butt listener.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hear your thoughts, just sticking his ears up to the
butts and thinking, what do you have to tell me?
Tell me your secrets? Oh, yeah, I hear them. Tell
me your tell me your deepest fears.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'm curious, what is your goal in life? Oh, that's
a that's a high goal. If you could just bend
over slightly, I wonder what it would sound like if
you know, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Gross, so hot.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I feel like he could be on a submarine just
put his ear to the ball and just hear sonar
from you know, a thousand miles away.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I mean, he's a one man sonar department. That would
be his nickname. He doesn't even need headphones.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
He's half bat.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's the new Batman from DCU.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
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Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's definitely a new take because you don't need the
light in the sky anymore. You just screamed back in
the years and just come to running.
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on Tuesdays right here inside the Treehouse. This was an
(23:32):
unexpected headline. According to new research, we all have hemorrhoids.
I'd like to do an informal study here and now,
does anyone in the treehouse have hemorrhoids?
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Right now? Show of hands?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
No Trey, no Raj no Jerry. Now have any of
us inside the Treehouse ever had a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Noop, Yeah, I've worked with one, literally or figuratively.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Jerry. I'm still trying to figure that one out. I mean,
I've I've figured it figuratively worked with a few of
a few hemorrhoids. I mean, it's unavoidable in the world
of radio, but not literally. Okay, so none of us
currently have hemorrhoids. I will say that it was a
it was an odd moment of adulthood when I realized
(24:30):
the first time. I was like, Oh, I think I
think that's what that is. Okay. Not everyone reacts so
well about it like I did. Others are more distraught
about it. H New York Magazine's website, The Cut, just
at an in depth feature titled everyone has Hemorrhoids Now.
They talked to various doctors who are experts on all
(24:52):
things butts, including the chief of colon and rectal surgery
at Mount Sinai. Hemorrhoids have been on the rise for years,
and young people are dealing with them more and more.
If they get bad enough, the only fix is a
very uncomfortable surgery. You can't avoid them, though. But they say,
these are the main reasons for him for the hemorrhoid
(25:16):
epidemic that we're currently facing. So these are the four
reasons that, according to new research, we all have hemorrhoids.
Number One, we sit too much Sitting for too long
puts added pressure on the veins down there. It restricts
blood flow, and that's what causes hemorrhoids. Not moving around
enough can also make you constipated, which doesn't help. So
the next time you're sitting for a long period of
time and your Apple Watch tells you, hey, as time
(25:38):
stand up, you should listen to it and not just
feel attacked. I'm basically talking to myself there. Number two,
we sit on the toilet too long. A survey in
twenty twenty one found seventy three percent of people and
ninety three percent of people under the age of thirty
bring their phone in the bathroom with them. So that's
a big reason why sitting with your knees up is
(26:00):
even worse for hemorrhoids. So less time on the toilet
is better, ideally two minutes or less. I can't even
fathom two minutes or less on the on the toilet.
I haven't even had a chance to open up any
news apps and see what's going on in the world.
I'm barely logged in, let alone logging on.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Yeah, you can't even be finished by then.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Sure you can.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I take two minutes just to wipe yeah, thorough. I
am gonna get in there. I'm gonna get all of it.
I don't care if it is half a roll that's.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
A you know, two to four minutes, that sounds.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
You can do it. You can do a pooh in
four minutes? Sure, okay, like all of it?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Are you saving some for later.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
In case you need to finish the story?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sometimes I like to be teased a little like I
don't know what it is. I don't let my butt
trick me. Okay, if if I feel like I'm done
in two to four minutes, I'm gonna sit there for
another five just to make sure. Because I've done that before,
where I've got like, oh my god, I'm done. This
was faster than I thought I have. I have the
(27:16):
whole afternoon free now, and then like an hour later,
I'm like, whoa, No, I was wrong, and there's more. Yeah,
I get those two firs.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Sometimes, you know, you get get, you're you're done, you're
cleaning up, you're just about and then all of a sudden,
there's that that push again.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's like, really the old ninja turn.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
I only get about ten minutes, though I have an
automatic like alarm system. You know, my my legs go
numb from the knees down. So yeah, I was going
to be done before that alarm system. I was hoping
that you had some sort of a spring that shot
you off the toilet that forced you to get up.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Up, times up, tray. You're done in four minutes.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, are you like, like really pushing it hard getting
it out?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
I mean, not straining, but you know, just get it done.
I've never understood the real magic of sitting on the
toilet for extended periods of time. It's not so bad
in the position.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I mean, it's only bad when your leg when your
legs get so asleep that then you can't stand up.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You know, typically doesn't smell great in there. It's just like,
you know, get it over with.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, okay, So here's a couple more reasons why we
all have hemorhoids. Number three, we're not eating enough fiber.
More fiber tend to equal less straining. It also equals
less wiping and less irritation.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
And then finally we're dehydrated not drinking and a fluids
slows down your digestion and makes you constipated, so more
straining on the commode. Uh, I'd like to plint. This
is the weird thing to me. I don't like forcing it.
Mm hmm, Like I don't feel like like if I
don't have to go, I'm not just going to go
in there and just start pushing. Honestly, I like things
(29:18):
to happen naturally down there, so that way you avoid
those types of situations with with with the with the hemorrhoids.
So I don't even like pushing. That's part of the
reason why I'm in there for a while, because I
want to make it. I'm not going to force it.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I mean, your body will tell you like we need
to go to the bathroom now, and you can kind
of also kind of guess when you're done. But like
Jerry said, like you know, you might want to stay
for a couple of minutes and see if you're finished finished,
just to make sure. Yeah, what's uh, Forcing it I
think would be more detrimental. Yes, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think that There have been very few times that
I've had to force it and emphasis on the word
add okay like this it's like okay, well this this
it's it's I have to I'm without any other option here.
I'm past the point of no return.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
So what was the situation where you had to force it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It got stuck, gravity stopped desisting. So what had happened
was I had I was what had.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
You put up there?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Nothing. I was trying a cilium husk, a celium husk
supplement to increase my fiber, and I guess it was
too much, so it made things extra.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Dry, not enough. That's what it sounds like. You're getting punished.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh, it felt like it, doesn't it always.
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twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Jason Momoa
(32:16):
turns forty six today, known for a number of things.
Cal Drago on Game of Thrones was probably his big
splash to fame. Then he was Aquaman and he did
actually accomplish the near impossible. They made Aquaman kind of
cool because at the end of the day, we all
(32:39):
just kind of assumed that he screws fish. At least
in Aquaman, they made the fish pretty sexy. So Jason
Momoa turns forty six. He was also on Stargate Atlantis
and in the new Minecraft movie, which I don't know
where it stands on the box office list, but I
(33:00):
think that movie was doing crazy box office numbers because
I guess young guys just love Minecraft so much. They
were destroying movie theaters with all sorts of messes, popcorn, soda,
nachos like. I saw videos online of the aftermath of
Minecraft movie theaters, and it was horrible what these kids
(33:23):
are doing to the movie theater. And I have no
idea why. The only person I can think to ask
right now that's going to know anything about Minecraft is Jerry. Jerry,
do you know why they were destroying these theaters because
they were so happy at the Minecraft movie.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
I don't know if the performance necessarily reflects the movie itself.
I am a huge Minecraft fan. I've been playing it
for ten years, and I'm here to tell you that
movie is not good. So maybe that's why the place
was getting destroyed. Is because they paid their money. They
were excited, got a movie with Jack, you know, and
(34:01):
it's Minecraft, and then this is what they presented us.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And that was my other question was that all the
buzz before that movie came out was that it was
kind of terrible, and then based on the box office numbers,
I thought, well, maybe that the critics just don't get
it because they're not you know, young guys who've played Minecraft,
or guys that have played Minecraft for very long stretches
(34:27):
of time, and they just don't get it. But you're saying,
you saw it, you've been you've been a minecrafter and
it was terrible. So I've I've I'm completely out of
my depth on this one.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Jason Momoa also has a very good series on Apple
called c.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
No Wonder You Love It. I took a moment, but
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inside the Treehouse today, and that is this. A pastor
has been charged with one million dollars of fraud after
God told him to sell crypto and spend it on vacations.
That is a religion I can get behind. There's the
(36:31):
way the Lord he said he missed. A pastor and
his wife from Denver were arrested for running a crypto
scam where they solicited three point four million dollars from friends.
They used the money to do home renovations and take vacations.
Of course, oh you people, I swear.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
I mean, which just means he just didn't. I mean,
that's what so many of these televangelists do. He just
clearly didn't, you know, follow the model, which is they
take money from people and they spend it on planes
and vacations and lavish, lavish lifestyle. Yeah, and go look
at Kenneth Copeland. Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
It.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
He has been you know, he's been raising money for
a you know, a whole like community he was going
to build, like I forgot what it's called, you know, like.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Copland at uh.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Copeland Land, that's probably what it was.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
You know, and they've never you know, built a damn thing.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I think, well, that's not entirely his fault. Trey Trends
keep changing. I mean, at one point it was marble countertops,
then it was quartz, and he it's hard to keep
up white cabinets, shaker cabinets. Yeah, open concept versus. The
(38:03):
problem is, as soon as they said open concept, a
bunch of the people that gave money said that's not
what we want in this community.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Who realized.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
That, said he lost his house in the tornado.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
There was a there was a pastor here, that's the
mega church guy.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sorry, Jerry, you're gonna have to be more specific. Yeah, yeah,
which one, Yeah, especially if you're talking about in Plano
where all the churches are mega.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
I mean he like he did like a flyover with
Channel eight or something like that where he's like, this
is you know, everything's destroyed and it was not even
his neighborhood. It wasn't even his house. Wow, that is
And he raised money to build a new house for himself.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Uh what about all those other people in the neighborhood?
Were those heathens and they didn't deserve any of it.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
He wasn't a different neighborhood. I don't Yeah, hop he
was a member of the HLA. I have no idea,
no money for you. Yeah, but there was he did
a whole like news thing where he was raising funds
and I think he raised like a couple a million
(39:18):
bucks something like that for his house. And it wasn't
his house that was destroyed.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Whatever happened to the to the ideology that the meek
shall inherit the earth? One of one of Jesus's parables
said it would be easier to pass a camel through
the eye of a needle than it would for a
rich man to enter the Kingdom of heaven. Yet here
we are with pastors saying, help me build my mansion.
(39:46):
I must fly on my g six to spread the.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
Word of the Lord.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
They took that book out.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right, just skip over that and Bible study like no, no, no, no,
just skip that one back. Over reve You know what
the Lord wants me to have. It's a brand new Credenza.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
No one said Credenz in the last.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's probably why they can't get Kope left Land built.
He just won't let go that Credenza model. For all
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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. Today is Fred Day, August first,
two thousand, twenty five. Let me double check that. August first,
(00:36):
two thy twenty five. My goodness. Welcome to August, gentlemen.
I'm going to share something with you today that you
are going to remember for all future August firsts Okay, okay.
(00:57):
There's a man, a Texas man, Brandon Booth, was arrested
after a more than two minute struggle with a Sigeville
police officer. He faces multiple felony charges, including robbery, aggravated
assault against a public servant, unauthorized use of a vehicle,
(01:21):
evading arrest, and two counts of unlawful possession of a
firearm by a felon. But that's not why he's about
to go viral. Oh no, he's about to go viral
because of his gang affiliation bill Alone.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Booth had a warrant for a parole violation for unlawful
possession of a firearm by felon. According to Sigeville police,
who say he's a documented gang member.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I just know that he's a Peckerwood.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Peckerwood, and that's his gang.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's his gang afiliation.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Is he's a Peckerwood.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, So let's go to the reference materials for
those that are curious Peckerwoods are real. Currently, the term
peckerwood is used to refer both to white youths with
loose ties to white power gangs in and out of prison.
(02:28):
This is according to Urban Dictionary, as well as to
actual skinhead gangs who have incorporated Peckerwood into their name.
The various Peckerwood gangs appear to be concentrated largely in California,
where they participate in the methamphetamine trade and have ties
to other white supremacist gangs such as the Nazi Lowriders.
(02:52):
Peckerwood gang members have been charged with a variety of crimes,
ranging from dealing drugs to attempted murder. Many gang members
sport peer would wood tattoos to display their affiliations.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Can you imagine what that gang sign looks like when
you're like throwing out the gang signs?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, I can. I think it's more of a gesture.
And for those for those that need a little more
historical context for Peckerwood's, Southern Blacks used peckerwood as a
derogatory term to describe poor and or rural Southern whites.
A Dictionary of African Americans Slang explains that the term
(03:29):
peckerwood had its origins in the word woodpecker, black saw
blackbirds and a symbol of themselves, and the contrasting redheaded
woodpecker as representation of whites. Eventually, the word woodpecker was
inverted to become peckerwood in an attempt to hide the
meaning an origin of the term. Later, peckerwood came to
be used in the North as well as a general
description for white people. Then, at some point peckerwood involve
(03:50):
peckerwood evolved into a term used to describe white prison inmates.
In prison, slaying, a peckerwood or wood was a white
inmate who was willing to fight to avoid being raped
or robbed. Over time, white inmates appropriated the term peckerwood
and made it a source of pride. I'd like to
point out how very wrong you all are. I don't
(04:12):
think any mama looks down on her children and says,
I'm so proud to have all these peckerwoods in my family.
But then again, I don't. I don't know, mister boots mama.
So let's go back a little bit on this story.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Paral authorities say the Peckerwoods is a white supremacist gang.
The video highlights how dangerous the chase was, but police
say it could have been worse, as two handguns and
ammunition were found inside the stolen pickup.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
We're just happy that the officer's okay.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Once again.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Booth had a warrant for a parole violation for unlawful
possession of a firearm by felon, according to Sigeville police,
who say he's a documented gang member.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I just know that he's a Peckerwood.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Peckerwood and that's his gang.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's his gang of physication. Is he's a Peckerwood Federal authorities.
I can't imagine the amount of glee in the heart
of Cigaville's public information officer right there saying, finally my
moment on TV is about to happen. I'm going to
draw the curtain back on the Peckerwood gang. Is Is
(05:25):
this the worst gang name of all time?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I'm gonna say, are you drawing the curtain back on
the Peckerwood.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Or the Foreskin whatever? Thank you?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Maybe that's their maybe that's their baby brother gang, the
for Skinners.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
That's why it's like being a wee blow.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
If your gang name is the for Skinners or the Peckerwoods,
your weep high. So once again I asked a very
important question, is Pecker would the worst gang name of
all time?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, because let's go down the let's go and let's
go down the gang names that we're all aware of. Okay,
let me see me get me what. Okay, so we're
all aware of the Crips, the bloods, MS, thirteen, Latin Kings,
(06:31):
the Chinese Triads. I don't really know if those exist.
I just don't that they're in movies. So I assume
the Yakuza, east Side Locos. Thank you, thank you, Jerry.
I think that's the extent of gang names that I'm
really familiar with, unless you would just include the generic
Cosonostra Italian Mafia. I don't know if they have any
(06:54):
cool straight street names like the Broken Noses or the
or the Tony two names is.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
But this is where Google disciples. Latin Kings, Latin.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Kings, Ye have got them. So that's where Google comes
in hand off for all of us. Olds. Some other
East Asian gangs in the United States, the Bamboo Union
that just sounds racist. The fourteen K Triad, the Bamboo Union,
Big Circle Gang, Black Dragons, Flying Dragons, Flying Dragons. Wasn't
(07:25):
that the gang that was in Tropic Thunder. Weren't they
the ones that kidnapped Simple Jack? Oh no wait, I
think that was the Yeah, that was the Flaming Dragons.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
My bad.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No disrespect to the Flying Dragons. I don't want to
bringing about their ire. So yeah, Peckerwood, Yeah, I mean,
I don't know, does that really instill fear into the
hearts of your rival gang members?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
If someone yelled that out? And if you're in a
club and someone just yelled out Peckerlwood, would you be frightened?
People yells out like rolling thirty Crips' I'm leaving. Yeah, Peckerwood,
I'm like, that sounds good, buddy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I feel like it's just a group of kids that
are hanging out at the Dairy Queen after hours.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
It's like that scene in Guardians of the Galaxy where
Rockets giving that guy crap.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
He's like, your name's Taser Face. Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah. You're thinking it's supposed to be this intimidating thing,
and I don't really think it is.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know any other worst gang names off the
top of my head, but Peckwick's pretty bad.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
If you have suggestions, we'll take them. Treehouse on Era
at gmail dot com. Uh, but I did bring up
a list of other gang there's some really interesting ones
going down on Wikipedia. You got thirty one Gang Almighty,
Black Piece Own Nation, Almighty, Vice Lord, Nation for Corners, Hustlers,
Bailey Boys, Black Disciples, Black Girl of Family, Black Mafia,
Black Mafia Family, Black Spades, Bloods, and then all the
(09:08):
offshoots of the Bloods, the Chambers Brothers, Columbia Point Dogs,
the Council, the Crips, all the offshoots of that DC Blacks,
the Decepticons. Ooh, that's a good gang name. I feel
like you might get sued by, you know, a movie
studio or something.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
But the Autobots, right, I.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Don't know if that's cool enough for them, but yeah,
uh after the Decepticons, the Errol Flends. Okay, come on, okay, okay,
now we're bordering.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
That's an all white gang too, right now.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
With the whispy mustaches.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
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to Treehouse Plus today. Dudes are done, And this is
(11:00):
not new to us inside the Treehouse, but it does
seem to be making headlines around the country. Why single
men aren't approaching women in person anymore? Guys say, I
am so sick of this. In today's digital dating world,
where single people would often rather meet a potential suitor online.
(11:22):
One of the main complaints, especially from women, is that
people rarely approach someone they're interested in anymore. Trey, You've
talked about this quite a bit on the show because
working in the bar industry for as long as you have,
this is something that you've seen you've seen this trend
where guys just don't go up to women anymore. And
(11:44):
it's not necessarily for any one particular reason, is it.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I would say, if there was a prevailing reason, it's because, uh,
for a while, you know, if you approached a woman
and said the wrong thing, you know, you were basically
accused of being creepy, of doing something untowards and just
you know what a lot of people considered a base
basic social and interaction became something that you know, you
(12:17):
would hear people say they're being threatened or they feel
threatened or this or that. So if people are like,
you know what, I'm kind of the don't disturb my piece. Fine,
you know that's uh, we'll just leave you alone.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And what you're describing, those are things that happened just
in the moment at the time, in person, without the
added element, which is also I think part of it
being shamed online for it. Like if you approach someone like, hey,
I just want to say, can I buy you a drink?
And then five minutes later you're going viral on Twitter
and social media because you had the audacity to ask
(12:52):
someone to buy them a drink and they took offense
to it or whatever reason that they think you absolutely
should never have done that, and now you're on black
and thinking, all I did, thank you? She was cute.
Thinks well, I'm glad she showed her dragonness to me
immediately as opposed to waiting a year or so into
a potential relationship. But I think that social media aspect
(13:13):
of brutal online shaming plays into it. One North Carolina model, though,
has her version. She says she hasn't been on a
date in almost a year, and she blames her good
looks for intimidating men and preventing them from striking up
a conversation with her, she said, it's difficult being this hot.
Men think I'm too beautiful to date or worry that
(13:35):
I'll turn them down. Okay, first of all, all right,
she's not entirely wrong. I mean, if you're a guy
and you see a woman that is just ridiculously attractive,
you might think, yeah, she's out of my league. I
have no chance. But that's where there's two types of men.
There's the guy that says, I'm not even going to
waste my time. That's ridiculous. It's going to be embarrassing.
(13:58):
And then there are the Jerrys of the world, who's
I don't care. I'm going to shoot my shot, right, Jared,
Sorry you miss of the shots you don't take. Yeah,
it was true in college basketball when John Wooden said
it to his UCLA basketball players, and it's true to
players in general. Other women explained in a Reddit thread
they blame men for not knowing how to appropriately approach
(14:20):
women in the wild. One said, I think they can
approach women for non sexual conversation. Somehow these fools refuse
to recognize that we are humans with whole lives that
we could talk about without going straight to insert body
part and how that's attractive. If they can't have a
respectful conversation, then please do not approach. And then someone
(14:42):
else said, the men who care about not making women
uncomfortable don't talk to us anymore because they think hello
is enough to upset us.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, and it can. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
There's four of us that are male inside the treehouse
right now, and in Unison we're all just shaking our
heads like yeah, yeah, I'm seeing Yeah, that's happened. Hm,
it's your fault. It's your fault. Ladies, Keeping in mind
there are a bunch of us that are creeps. However,
(15:14):
that's not all of us. And just because one creep
said hello doesn't mean every other guy that says hello
subsequently is also a creep. And sometimes you just got
to let the creeps show that they're creeps and not
just assume.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
I was gonna say or or pickup lines like still
a thing, like you know, back in the day you
had you had your line, you had to go to line.
I don't even know if that's still a thing.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Now you should find out because otherwise you're going to
be single forever.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Oh I don't I don't mind that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I know you're actually you're actually being taken under Trey's
wing because now that like you're almost fifty years old
and now you've got a dog, which is which is
Trey's perfect peace situation. If if a woman comes along
that can find a way into that blissful, harmonious life
that Trey has built with Daisy the Chihuahua and Julius
(16:06):
his orange cat, then so be it. But he's not
gonna settle, and neither should you.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Raj. I've got the dog, and Trey's got the dog.
We're a beautiful gay couple, and that's.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What you really are. I mean, all you gotta do
is just you know, just the thing is, though there's
not a Trey sober, you're not going to have some
sort of drunken night of regret. So I mean, if
you two end up scissoring, he's doing it intentionally.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
The walk of shame is just back through the living room.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, that's terrible what he did to me in there.
I think it was a whole level, a whole new
level of embarrassment. Though making both dogs.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Watch sounds like you got it wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
But again, if it saves you the trouble of being
uh horrifically rejected and shamed on social media by a woman,
I you know what, I uh, your new relationship has
my total and heart felt blessing.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Just like any relationship, one side's really happy, the other
one's wildly disappointed.
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twenty twenty five. I'm Dan, He's trade. That's Raj. There
(18:22):
is Jerry. Just about a week ago we talked about
another cereal butt slapper on the loose, but it has
not stopped there because now we have something else to
worry about. A cereal butt sniffer is among us, not
(18:45):
us directly here inside the treehouse.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
This guy yeah to go to Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
If you look at all four of us and you
had to guess which one of us is a cereal
butt sniffer, I'm gonna go with Jerry.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I guess.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We're not saying you are. I'm just saying I'm in
a line off. That's we think that's who'd get. As
Trey said fingered, a serial butt sniffer has been arrested
again for sticking his shnaz in a woman's backside at
a Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Wow Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
He was arrested on Tuesday after he was captured on
security cams crouching near a woman and sniffing her rear
end in the women's section of the Burbank Empire Center
department store in Burbank, California. Plise said he was seen
trailing the innocent shopper around the store before sticking his
nose where it doesn't belong, a disturbing act He's already
(19:51):
been busted for multiple times. He's currently on active parole
for a series of loot offenses dating back to twenty
twenty one, when police said initially they responded to the
retail chain following reports of a suspicious man lurking around
the women's apparel section. He made national headlines in August
of twenty twenty three after a viral TikTok video showed
(20:15):
him sneaking up behind women at a Burbank Barnes and
Noble and sniffing their butts. He was also arrested later
that month for peeping into a family home in Glendale,
and then he was released. And in these types of stories,
when you see headlines that are shocking, especially when a
headline reads Cereal butt sniffer arrested again for sticking schnaz
(20:39):
and woman's backside at Nordstrom rack. There's a little thing
I do that I'm curious about and that's huh. I
wonder what this guy looks like. So let me now
share with you what the serial butt sniffer looks like,
just in case you see him out in public. The uh,
(21:03):
the black gentleman uh would be really, really handsome if
it wasn't for the Shrek like ears protruding from the
sides of his head.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I'm not saying I'd accuse him more of being a
butt listener.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hear your thoughts, just sticking his ears up to the
butts and thinking, what do you have to tell me?
Tell me your secrets? Oh, yeah, I hear them. Tell
me your tell me your deepest fears.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'm curious, what is your goal in life? Oh, that's
a that's a high goal. If you could just bend
over slightly, I wonder what it would sound like if
you know, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Gross, so hot.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
I feel like he could be on a submarine just
put his ear to the ball and just hear sonar
from you know, a thousand miles away.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I mean, he's a one man sonar department. That would
be his nickname. He doesn't even need headphones.
Speaker 7 (22:26):
He's half bat.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's the new Batman from DCU.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
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Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's definitely a new take because you don't need the
light in the sky anymore. You just screamed back in
the years and just come to running.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
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Speaker 1 (23:08):
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(23:32):
unexpected headline. According to new research, we all have hemorrhoids.
I'd like to do an informal study here and now,
does anyone in the treehouse have hemorrhoids?
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Right now? Show of hands?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
No Trey, no Raj no Jerry. Now have any of
us inside the Treehouse ever had a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Noop, Yeah, I've worked with one, literally or figuratively.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Jerry. I'm still trying to figure that one out. I mean,
I've I've figured it figuratively worked with a few of
a few hemorrhoids. I mean, it's unavoidable in the world
of radio, but not literally. Okay, so none of us
currently have hemorrhoids. I will say that it was a
it was an odd moment of adulthood when I realized
(24:30):
the first time. I was like, Oh, I think I
think that's what that is. Okay. Not everyone reacts so
well about it like I did. Others are more distraught
about it. H New York Magazine's website, The Cut, just
at an in depth feature titled everyone has Hemorrhoids Now.
They talked to various doctors who are experts on all
(24:52):
things butts, including the chief of colon and rectal surgery
at Mount Sinai. Hemorrhoids have been on the rise for years,
and young people are dealing with them more and more.
If they get bad enough, the only fix is a
very uncomfortable surgery. You can't avoid them, though. But they say,
these are the main reasons for him for the hemorrhoid
(25:16):
epidemic that we're currently facing. So these are the four
reasons that, according to new research, we all have hemorrhoids.
Number One, we sit too much Sitting for too long
puts added pressure on the veins down there. It restricts
blood flow, and that's what causes hemorrhoids. Not moving around
enough can also make you constipated, which doesn't help. So
the next time you're sitting for a long period of
time and your Apple Watch tells you, hey, as time
(25:38):
stand up, you should listen to it and not just
feel attacked. I'm basically talking to myself there. Number two,
we sit on the toilet too long. A survey in
twenty twenty one found seventy three percent of people and
ninety three percent of people under the age of thirty
bring their phone in the bathroom with them. So that's
a big reason why sitting with your knees up is
(26:00):
even worse for hemorrhoids. So less time on the toilet
is better, ideally two minutes or less. I can't even
fathom two minutes or less on the on the toilet.
I haven't even had a chance to open up any
news apps and see what's going on in the world.
I'm barely logged in, let alone logging on.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Yeah, you can't even be finished by then.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
Sure you can.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I take two minutes just to wipe yeah, thorough. I
am gonna get in there. I'm gonna get all of it.
I don't care if it is half a roll that's.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
A you know, two to four minutes, that sounds.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
You can do it. You can do a pooh in
four minutes? Sure, okay, like all of it?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Are you saving some for later.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
In case you need to finish the story?
Speaker 6 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Sometimes I like to be teased a little like I
don't know what it is. I don't let my butt
trick me. Okay, if if I feel like I'm done
in two to four minutes, I'm gonna sit there for
another five just to make sure. Because I've done that before,
where I've got like, oh my god, I'm done. This
was faster than I thought I have. I have the
(27:16):
whole afternoon free now, and then like an hour later,
I'm like, whoa, No, I was wrong, and there's more. Yeah,
I get those two firs.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Sometimes, you know, you get get, you're you're done, you're
cleaning up, you're just about and then all of a sudden,
there's that that push again.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's like, really the old ninja turn.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
I only get about ten minutes, though I have an
automatic like alarm system. You know, my my legs go
numb from the knees down. So yeah, I was going
to be done before that alarm system. I was hoping
that you had some sort of a spring that shot
you off the toilet that forced you to get up.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Up, times up, tray. You're done in four minutes.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, are you like, like really pushing it hard getting
it out?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
I mean, not straining, but you know, just get it done.
I've never understood the real magic of sitting on the
toilet for extended periods of time. It's not so bad
in the position.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I mean, it's only bad when your leg when your
legs get so asleep that then you can't stand up.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You know, typically doesn't smell great in there. It's just like,
you know, get it over with.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah, okay, So here's a couple more reasons why we
all have hemorhoids. Number three, we're not eating enough fiber.
More fiber tend to equal less straining. It also equals
less wiping and less irritation.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
And then finally we're dehydrated not drinking and a fluids
slows down your digestion and makes you constipated, so more
straining on the commode. Uh, I'd like to plint. This
is the weird thing to me. I don't like forcing it.
Mm hmm, Like I don't feel like like if I
don't have to go, I'm not just going to go
in there and just start pushing. Honestly, I like things
(29:18):
to happen naturally down there, so that way you avoid
those types of situations with with with the with the hemorrhoids.
So I don't even like pushing. That's part of the
reason why I'm in there for a while, because I
want to make it. I'm not going to force it.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I mean, your body will tell you like we need
to go to the bathroom now, and you can kind
of also kind of guess when you're done. But like
Jerry said, like you know, you might want to stay
for a couple of minutes and see if you're finished finished,
just to make sure. Yeah, what's uh, Forcing it I
think would be more detrimental. Yes, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think that There have been very few times that
I've had to force it and emphasis on the word
add okay like this it's like okay, well this this
it's it's I have to I'm without any other option here.
I'm past the point of no return.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
So what was the situation where you had to force it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It got stuck, gravity stopped desisting. So what had happened
was I had I was what had.
Speaker 6 (30:30):
You put up there?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Nothing. I was trying a cilium husk, a celium husk
supplement to increase my fiber, and I guess it was
too much, so it made things extra.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Dry, not enough. That's what it sounds like. You're getting punished.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh, it felt like it, doesn't it always.
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is open. Let's grow. Today is Friday, August first, twenty
twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Jason Momoa
(32:16):
turns forty six today, known for a number of things.
Cal Drago on Game of Thrones was probably his big
splash to fame. Then he was Aquaman and he did
actually accomplish the near impossible. They made Aquaman kind of
cool because at the end of the day, we all
(32:39):
just kind of assumed that he screws fish. At least
in Aquaman, they made the fish pretty sexy. So Jason
Momoa turns forty six. He was also on Stargate Atlantis
and in the new Minecraft movie, which I don't know
where it stands on the box office list, but I
(33:00):
think that movie was doing crazy box office numbers because
I guess young guys just love Minecraft so much. They
were destroying movie theaters with all sorts of messes, popcorn, soda,
nachos like. I saw videos online of the aftermath of
Minecraft movie theaters, and it was horrible what these kids
(33:23):
are doing to the movie theater. And I have no
idea why. The only person I can think to ask
right now that's going to know anything about Minecraft is Jerry. Jerry,
do you know why they were destroying these theaters because
they were so happy at the Minecraft movie.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
I don't know if the performance necessarily reflects the movie itself.
I am a huge Minecraft fan. I've been playing it
for ten years, and I'm here to tell you that
movie is not good. So maybe that's why the place
was getting destroyed. Is because they paid their money. They
were excited, got a movie with Jack, you know, and
(34:01):
it's Minecraft, and then this is what they presented us.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And that was my other question was that all the
buzz before that movie came out was that it was
kind of terrible, and then based on the box office numbers,
I thought, well, maybe that the critics just don't get
it because they're not you know, young guys who've played Minecraft,
or guys that have played Minecraft for very long stretches
(34:27):
of time, and they just don't get it. But you're saying,
you saw it, you've been you've been a minecrafter and
it was terrible. So I've I've I'm completely out of
my depth on this one.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Jason Momoa also has a very good series on Apple
called c.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
No Wonder You Love It. I took a moment, but
that was good. Thank you very much. Yes you're listening.
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(36:10):
inside the Treehouse today, and that is this. A pastor
has been charged with one million dollars of fraud after
God told him to sell crypto and spend it on vacations.
That is a religion I can get behind. There's the
(36:31):
way the Lord he said he missed. A pastor and
his wife from Denver were arrested for running a crypto
scam where they solicited three point four million dollars from friends.
They used the money to do home renovations and take vacations.
Of course, oh you people, I swear.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
I mean, which just means he just didn't. I mean,
that's what so many of these televangelists do. He just
clearly didn't, you know, follow the model, which is they
take money from people and they spend it on planes
and vacations and lavish, lavish lifestyle. Yeah, and go look
at Kenneth Copeland. Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
It.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
He has been you know, he's been raising money for
a you know, a whole like community he was going
to build, like I forgot what it's called, you know, like.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Copland at uh.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Copeland Land, that's probably what it was.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
You know, and they've never you know, built a damn thing.
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I think, well, that's not entirely his fault. Trey Trends
keep changing. I mean, at one point it was marble countertops,
then it was quartz, and he it's hard to keep
up white cabinets, shaker cabinets. Yeah, open concept versus. The
(38:03):
problem is, as soon as they said open concept, a
bunch of the people that gave money said that's not
what we want in this community.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Who realized.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
That, said he lost his house in the tornado.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
There was a there was a pastor here, that's the
mega church guy.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Sorry, Jerry, you're gonna have to be more specific. Yeah, yeah,
which one, Yeah, especially if you're talking about in Plano
where all the churches are mega.
Speaker 6 (38:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
I mean he like he did like a flyover with
Channel eight or something like that where he's like, this
is you know, everything's destroyed and it was not even
his neighborhood. It wasn't even his house. Wow, that is
And he raised money to build a new house for himself.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Uh what about all those other people in the neighborhood?
Were those heathens and they didn't deserve any of it.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
He wasn't a different neighborhood. I don't Yeah, hop he
was a member of the HLA. I have no idea,
no money for you. Yeah, but there was he did
a whole like news thing where he was raising funds
and I think he raised like a couple a million
(39:18):
bucks something like that for his house. And it wasn't
his house that was destroyed.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Whatever happened to the to the ideology that the meek
shall inherit the earth? One of one of Jesus's parables
said it would be easier to pass a camel through
the eye of a needle than it would for a
rich man to enter the Kingdom of heaven. Yet here
we are with pastors saying, help me build my mansion.
(39:46):
I must fly on my g six to spread the.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
Word of the Lord.
Speaker 7 (39:52):
They took that book out.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Right, just skip over that and Bible study like no, no, no, no,
just skip that one back. Over reve You know what
the Lord wants me to have. It's a brand new Credenza.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
No one said Credenz in the last.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
That's probably why they can't get Kope left Land built.
He just won't let go that Credenza model. For all
things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on Air dot com, find
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(40:36):
comedian Raj and for Jerry at that Jerry Gott. We
we'll see you on Monday, right here inside the Treehouse
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