September 3, 2025 • 39 mins
We start off today with a story about a toilet baby at Burning Man, steps 9 & 10 of your Cowboys Anonymous program, light up titties, Raj has a girlfriend, and an update on the serial butt sniffer. But first, birthdays!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with
Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Treehouse.
Glad to have you here. A quick reminder in case
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all right, Raj, to loop you in on this story
and then to add a new story on top of
it for me and Trey and you. Even though the
orgy dome was blown down at burning Man last week,
the festival still has plenty of surprises for attendees, like
(01:12):
one woman who gave birth even though she didn't know
she was pregnant. Yeah, I mean, what's a girl? Yeah,
what's a What's a summer music festival without a sudden birthing?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I thought that. I thought that was the name of
the band.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That was playing when she gave birth. That would have
been very very fitting. Yeah, a Utah woman, Go ahead, Rush.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I was gonna say, you'd be surprised how often that happens.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It does seem to happen more often than I would
have ever thought possible. This, this most recent time, though,
happened at burning Man. A Utah woman gave birth in
an RV restroom at the burning Man Festival after a
cryptic pregnancy. Lacey Paxman is now an aunt after her
(02:07):
sister in law gave birth at the Nevada Festival Wednesday.
Lacey said, very very surprising as she sat in the
Reno hospital. What was meant to be just a fun
time in the desert turned into a life changing experience. Lacey,
the new aunt, said, my brother Casey and his wife Kayla,
this was their first time to burning Man. Wednesday morning,
Kayla woke up and she wasn't feeling great. Soon after,
(02:30):
Kayla went into their RV's rest her man to everyone surprised,
she delivered a baby.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
When you go to the bathroom and you pop out
a kid when you open the door, do you say,
I did a number three?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Tell that story to the kid when it grows up.
I had you in a toilet.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
In the Righteous Gemstones.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, hould your whole thing like, oh, it's toilet baby.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Look, if we're being honest. Everyone likes to talk about
how Jesus was was a miracle and at all? How
all birds are miracles? Not really. If you're having a
toilet baby, that's kind of a miracle.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean, like I said, you'd be surprised, like people
coming to the hospital and be like, you know, I
have a I'm feeling bloated and I'm gassy, and they're like, oh, well,
you're eight months pregnant, that's why. But they're usually a
halftier people. Uh, they're usually bigger people that can't tell
that they're showing or not.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, and I don't I don't know how large or not.
Uh kayla Is I will say not all r V
restrooms are created equals, so you can be a person
of some size and still have room in an RV restroom.
They're not They're not all cramped these days. There's some
really nice ones.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah. But unless, of.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Course, unless, of course, you feel your RV bathroom with
a toilet baby didn't, were it? That's a different.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
When you name a toilet baby, John.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
There's a there's a few, there's no doubt.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Latrine with l apostrophe.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, it was an r you know, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Blue Ogua.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Cougar you name it after the r V. This here's
a little cougar. Uh. Anyway, Lacey said, while getting emotional.
My brother and Casey ran out. My brother Casey ran
out and said, I need help, And they were just
met with so much support. A friend who's a nurse
staying at a nearby campground came to help. And they
weren't the only one, she said, an obtionen uh n
(04:58):
I see you, nurse and pediatricians all showed up to help.
They had so many of the right people so close. Okay, look,
I can understand how if you're having a surprise toilet
baby that an obgen, a nick, you, nurse, and a
pediatrician are all nearby, How lucky that must feel. But
if they're all at Burning Man, do you want all
those doctors in that bathroom?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know if they want an obgen.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I would like an obgyn, but you and nurse. Yeah,
but I don't want them to be on Burning Men drugs.
I don't hope that they would just be part of
the staff. Why would you have an obgyn? I mean
for I mean STDs.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I guess you say, why would you have that there?
But it's for this exact purpose the one time. It's
like there's lots of fire extinguishers in public buildings that
say in case of emergency, please break glass and most
of those never get broken.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
There's just an obgland buying the glass door, just waiting
for a moment. Plenty of pacifiers, plenty of pain medication.
That's how you have a toilet baby and not know
about it. Them some good drugs. Yeah, that's the stuff
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show with a friend today. Speaking of friends, it's important
that when your friends, that you be honest with one another,
the way Tray has been honest with me and Raj
and all of us that are Cowboys fans. Over the
past week, look Trey very eloquently said that he has
given up all the addictions in his life. Drinking, he
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never did drugs. We'll just do it in there, nicotine vaping,
all this stuff nine years sober. But his last great addiction,
he admitted to us, is the Dallas Cowboys. Not being
one to take things lying down, Trey is proactive, so
he developed a thirteen step recovery program called Cowboys Anonymous
(09:46):
Trey Today, I believe you are going to share with
us steps nine and ten. Can't hear you, Trey?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yes? Correct? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay, you want it?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Do we need to recap one through eight? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, I will recap one through eight. You will share
with us steps nine and ten. So to recap steps
one through eight of Trey's thirteen step Cowboys addiction program.
Number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
Our team, and at salarycap have become unmanageable. Number two
came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
to sanity. Number three made a decision to turn our
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fandom and our falls over to the care of God
as we understood him, someone who actually knows football and talent.
Number four made a searching and fearless inventory of our
roster and the time we've devoted to it. Number five
admitted to God, ourselves, and another human being that we
suck and our roster is doo doo and dak is
mid at best. Number six, we're entirely ready for God,
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the NFL, or someone who knows what they're doing to
remove all the defects in our roster. Number seven humbly
asked them to remove all the shortcomings from our roster
and get rid of all the contracts no other team
would have signed. And number eight made a list of
all the people we had harmed with our delusional this
is Our year beliefs and became willing to make amends
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to them. That gets us to steps nine and ten
of Trey's Dallas Cowboys addiction treatment program, Trey Take It Away.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Step nine as a follow up to eight, we made
direct amends to such people wherever possible.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
People we had deluded, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Talked about this is our year, including fans of other
teams except Philly fans.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
They can still suck it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, You got me back on board of the program.
I was starting to feel a little don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I was feeling relapsy r E L A SB.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And I just spelled it wrong. Oh, thank you for
throwing in the much needed caveat.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Absolutely and in step ten, can you continue to take
roster and team inventory and realize that it's hopeless that
in reality, the only time the Cowboys look good is
against prevent defenses and clock killing offenses.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Trey, please don't take my hope away. It's all I
have left.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That just bought a new hat.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's the sad thing. Is I usually also I usually
buy a new hat each season. It's like, okay, whatever
new hat, you know, the thing logo that looks cool
is out. I've yet to do that this year.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
So what do we mean?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
What do we do?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
What do we do with our gear? Do we turn
it in at the first meeting?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's all of us looking like Yeah, it's all of
us looking like one of those last scenes in Rudy
when they all turn into jerseys unless Rudy gets to play.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
And then we and then we look up Tray's Etsy stores,
just vintage jerseys.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
He's making a killing.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He has a whole line of hats. That's my hat.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, look, just because you develop a thirteen step program
for addiction for Dallas Cowboys fans doesn't mean you can't
make some money off of it.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is it sponsored? By Jerry Jones. Is this what's happening?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It might be. And if we're being honest, if Trey
wants to open up an Etsy store where he sells
Dallas Cowboys fans tears two Eagles fans, I can't blame
him because they'll buy it.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Oh yeah, you'd make a killing.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's like the scene like an Harry Potter where he
puts the tears in that little dish or whatever it
is and like sinks his head in. Then it just
takes you back to ninety three.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I would love to go back to that. I was
talking to a guy a couple of days ago, the bartender,
and he was like because he because we were asking
this bar, We're like, hey, are you guys going to
have the game on Thursday night? And he's like which game?
And we're like, uh, Cowboys and Eagles game, you know,
kickoff stuff, and he's like, yeah, I think we'll have
it on. He's like, you guys are Eagles fans right,
(14:11):
and we're like mm hmmm, and he he looked and
he just got immediately dejected. He's like, oh oh oh,
almost like someone farted up wind of him.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'd like, tell you guys, admitted to being Cowboys fans
in shame. You guys are Eagles fans, right, No, we
don't like winners.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We did hang our heads in shames. We're like no,
because we didn't want to draw attention either. He's like, no,
we're Cowboys fans.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
It's the way it ends. With a lot of addicts.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
We are cowboying, deep, deep, deep in dark corners these days.
Like like Roger said, it's like roj you bought a
hat to start this year. I have yet to buy
any new Cowboys merch for this season.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, I got the Noon with just the star on it.
It's a It was a. It just looks cool. And
I was like, yeah, you know, because I said it
the other night when I was on stage. I was like,
white people going to the spelling me is the same
thing as being a Cowboys fan.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You're like, this is our year.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
No it's not, but at least the merch looks good.
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the dark boobies? Raise your hands? Who's ready for glowing
the dark mobies? Yes, that is a unanimous hand raising
inside the treehouse.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Only hands.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
For now, RGB lit in plants are gaining popularity. Obviously
they offer no medical benefit, but they are creating a
new niche in personalized electronics and body modification. Yeah, I'm
kind of surprised it's taken this long, but startups in
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Silicon Valley and Berlin have developed new devices that let
users change the color and intensity of implanted lights via
a mobile app. The trend is growing among young people,
gamers and cyberculture enthusiasts, who see the implants as a
form of self expression and style. Manufactors say the devices
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are safe, made from biocompatible materials, and installed with minimally
invasive procedures. Those skeptics caution about potential long term health risks.
Early artistic collaborations already appearing. By the way, designers are
incorporating the lights into fashion, Musicians are using them in
live visual performances. Can't wait to see the next Skrillik show,
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and if widely adopted, the market for smart body accessories
could reach several hundred million dollars by twenty twenty seven.
Glowing the Dark boobs are here boys.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, it's just when you you know, when you have
it on strobe and you find out your boyfriend's epileptic,
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It just bites right through his tongue. But he's still smiling.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Well, And it just me if they're doing it for boobs,
then glow sticks are on the way.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Or not.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't want to. I don't want to go to
that rave.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It makes sense because where there's glowing boobs, I think
glowing weenies will follow.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Just visual.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I don't know if you remember the old it was
a John Ritter movie called Skin Deep and they do
the glow in the dark condom battle.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, And it's hardful with that because Star Wars did
did Star Wars and lucasfilm suthe them because it looked
like lightsabers.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
But you also know that, you know that's also handy.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
If you think about it, you'll know what what kind
of bar you're in you can walk in and if
you see a bunch of blowing weenies are like, oh
I will I will leave now.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And if you hang on this, actually you bring up
an excellent point. Perhaps this assumptioning this is something that
we all can use as an actual signal to show
kind of what we're into. So if you're going to
some place and you're not sure if it's a place
for you know, straight or gay, whatever, if you walk
in and there's a bunch of rainbow weenies pointed out you,
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then you know it may or may not be your place.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yes see, it's efficient, it's handy, it's courteous, like, hey, buddy,
this is the kind of bar you're in. You can
go oh yeah, that's sorry, I'm wrong place.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
If they're all blue, then it could be a police bar.
If they're blue and rainbow, then it's the the blue
oyster bar from police Academy.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
If they're black, just leave.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You don't darken here.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You don't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Why is that guy walking around looking like like a
censor bars following him? Oh that's not a censor bar.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
That guy's got a cane. Oh that's not a cane.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
But I and see why he's limping. I will say
this though, I mean, for for all the technological advancements
we have made as a species, I'm really surprised it's
taken glowing the dark boobs this long to come to fruition.
That's something I really thought would have happened long ago,
because I feel like we've had the technology long before now.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes, and and.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's gonna make the strip club so exciting.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I don't go oh, I mean I will now.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, because I mean especially if if if the lights
in the boobies are coordinated with the music.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yes, and that's what that that's what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
The choreography.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, I mean, look, if you can sync them, why not,
it just adds to the to the it adds to
the show.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I'm gonna get up and leave, you know what. I'm
I'm out of here. Her boobs weren't synced up to
the music.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I mean as white, But come on, and I think
the name music.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
All you got to do is stand there. Just just
just stand still, bunny, Just stay stand still. Let the
lights do their thing.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I am surprised they haven't come up with a better
name for these though yet. I mean, R G B
lit implants. I'm just gonna call them liddies.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Let me see them liddies, girl.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Some check will get them, and she'll still complain that
they never look at me in the eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Your you're you've got the liddies, and you think we
want to know what you think. We just want to
know where the light switches.
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not speaking out of turned too much here, but Raj,
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do you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't know girlfriend, but I have a I have
a special person. I said girlfriend the other day because
somebody said, is that your sister? And I was like, no,
that's my girlfriend. Just so you know, I think he
was trying to hit on her, oh, and was asking
for my approval apparently, But I mean I said girlfriend,
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but and she didn't object, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
We haven't.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
We haven't discussed it. We haven't said, you know, like
what are the labels. But we have spent almost every
day together.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's pretty interesting because it wasn't that long ago we
were talking about you going out with the Russian girl
and then around the same time you met someone else, Yes,
and let the Russian girl down gently as she walked
off into the smoky cigar bar that you had no
interest in, and so you pursued this other person. And
(23:49):
I asked earlier today before we got on the air,
I was like, so, how many days have been on
and anything? You know, like you went on one and
then you just basically haven't stopped.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
That's correct, except with the exception of Sunday. I was
supposed we were supposed to hang out, but the timings
were wrong because at a show that night, so I
didn't see her Sunday. But every day since we've met, yeah,
since we hooked up whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And for the record, there's no judgment in that. When
I say it, I mean I'm still on date number
two with my wife.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, So it was just it's just very it's very nice.
She's a very very sweet young lady. When I say young,
she's I said, thirteen years younger than me.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh, thank you for saying years younger, because I was
about to have some real bad cringe.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
No, she's thirteen years younger than me. But it's fantastic,
so I really enjoyratulations.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So let's see, thirteen years younger than you, So that
wouldn't make her square like that would make her smack
dab in the middle of the millennial generation.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Then yes, got it? Okay, yes, very much so.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
But super cool, very smart, very very educated, very very cool.
And there's no pressure, there's no like I said, no labeling,
like we haven't really discussed that.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
But we enjoy each other's company.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So it's wonderful. What uh so, what have you been
what do you what do you guys been doing? What's
been occupying your time?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You know, stuff and things and.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Uh and uh some some lovely lunches and dinners and
stopping for food.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, you know you gotta you gotta satiate it. You
gotta have some sustenance in your body.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's it's important early on in relationships. The s's and
the h's, it's satiates and the hydrates.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, yes, so we're very, very full and very hydrated.
Uh well yeah, no, you know, just just just stuff
and things, stuff and things.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, it's very it's very nice.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, very quickly reminds me that I'm fifty. I'm like,
she does, Oh, how tell me how I'm tired?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Now you're lucky you got one hundred.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
No, I told her.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was like, I have pretty solid turnaround time. And
she did not believe me. And I was like, okay,
now you're gonna make me. You're gonna make me prove it.
And I did and I was like, no, I'm sleepy
and my back hurts. I think I twisted my ankle
the other day.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
These are the things that our parents didn't prepare us for.
It's like they like, like, I remember my dad gave
me the talk, but he never gave me the after
forty talk. Yeah, where it's like, okay, talk number one
about how you do these things, and then talk number
two is how is how do you recuperate after when
you're like over forty.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, like I said, I think I twistled my egg clung.
I was like, oh, she's like you like that. I'm like, no, I.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Like what you're doing. I just don't like what I'm
doing to myself.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
It is.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It is pretty bad though, it is. It is a
I guess that's where you have an advantage. Is that
since she is thirteen years younger than you, she may
not have hit that age related wall. Yet that inevitably
happens that you wake up one day and realize you
don't get out of bed as quickly as you used to,
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or you hicc up and you have a new muscle spasm,
or you sneeze too hard and you have a herniated
disk somewhere.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Or you date a thirteen year old girl thirteen years
younger than you, a thirteen year old thirteen years younger
than you, and she says come over and you get
out of bed faster than you thought you could. Yeah, yeah,
that's happened before. Like a you want to come over,
I'm like, I'll be right there, jump right out of bed.
I was like, we need didn't hurt today. That Turmoric's working?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Is that her name?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
She's an Indian stripper name.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Congratulations, Your parents would be so proud.
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YouTube today, Trey, what are you smirking about?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Oh, the fact your mike was muted for the first
part of that.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right, Well, I'm gonna mute it on the fly here. Okay,
so Trey Q.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And they worked perfectly, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Today is Wednesday, September third, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
today with some birthdays. Yeah, Olympic snowboarder Shawn White is
thirty nine today, Shawn White is thirty nine. Raj, you're
kind of an ex Games guy. I've watched them in
(29:50):
the past. I haven't watched a whole lot recently. But
did did you know Seawan White was Did you know
Shawn White's nickname is the Flying Tomatoe? Oh? Yes, because
I don't remember, But no, I know what he looks like.
I just I didn't know that that was his.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Nickname, yeah, because he used to have the big, giant
red hair, so in the air it would call him
the Flying Tomato.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Makes sense because I remember watching him on the actual Olympics,
and I don't remember them referring to him as the
Flying Tomato. But maybe I just missed it. Other birthdays today,
actor Garrett Headland is forty one. Garrett Headland is forty one.
He's one of those guys if you don't recognize his name,
you would recognize his face if you saw the movie
(30:34):
about Odessa Permian football Friday Night Lights. He played one
of the running backs, the white one. So Garrett Headland
is forty one. He's also Jeff Bridge's son in Tron Legacy,
he's country singer Bo Hutton and Country Strong, and he's
on Sylvester Stallone's Paramount Plus series Tulsa King. So Garrett
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Headland is forty one today. Speak speaking of Tron, there's
a new Tron movie coming out. I think it's Tron Aries,
yes or yeah. So you had the original Tron that
came out like early eighties with Jeff Bridges and some
other people, and then you had Tron Legacy that came
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out in I don't know ten years ago or so
twenty ten, twenty ten, okay, Jesus, fifteen years ago? Was
that any good? Tray?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
I never saw it?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Okay, I didn't either, Uh really, and you wont know.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's it's interesting of all the franchise like things you
could make a franchise out of.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
I don't know why they.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Don't reboot Tron from the beginning because it was actually
the original one was pretty good. Yeah, but with with
the technology today, it would be you know, remarkable, or
at least it could be.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah. Now that's actually a great point. You talk about
a franchise that would be you know, just perfect for
a reboot, that would be it just based on the
technology tech.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, well, a story that lends itself to the technology
we have today.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And in this new one, I saw trailer for it
the other day. I think I think I saw the
trailer for it before the New Superman movie. Uh it's
I'm brain farting on his name, the guy that's starring in.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It in the new one.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, he's the really pretty guy from Fight Club and
he's the lead singer of thirty seconds to Mars. Oh h,
Jared Letto, thank you Letto. In my head, I was thinking, like,
it's not John.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Lithgow, Jay Leno.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I knew it was an L. I knew it was
a jade and L. But there there, you got to
see there, you got to see a peek inside my mind.
It's like, I know, I know the face. I'm brain
farighting on the name. I know it's not John Lithgal,
but I know it's not far from it.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I'm from it. Wasn't he the joker in Suicide Squad?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
He was?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, he's the joker that had probably the least amount
of screen time of any joker in cinematic history.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Other birthdays today. Paz de la Hoerta is forty one,
played Lucy dan Zigger on Boardwalk Empire. Genny Finch former
Olympic softball pitcher who took home the golden Athens and
the silver in Beijing. She is forty five. Jenny Finch
forty five, Red Fu from Lmfao is fifty, Charlie Sheen
(33:37):
is sixty today. Wow, I forgot this. Did you guys
know he was HIV positive?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yes, exactly undetectable now, oh is it?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I had just totally forgotten. I had totally forgotten that
he was on that short list of people I had
HIV that obviously has nothing to worry about.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
And I think didn't he give it to a porn
star that he was bang?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No, that's that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
That was the big scare is because he announced that
he was HIV positive and so they had all these
porn stars tested.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's right. Charlie Sheen came out saying I'm HIV positive
and it shut down porn for like a week.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yes, he I think he ended up disclosing that it's
non detectable. It's like Magic Johnson, same thing. It's non
detectable in his blood. The meditation and things that he
was on. I think he might have given some sort
of STD to a porn star. I wouldn't not that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh god, how how terrible is that? It's like Charlie
Sheen calls you up like a week later and tells you, hey,
you know good news, bad news.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Good news is I bought some more baseball memorabilia.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It's more of a it's more of a I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The bad news is you have eights.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I think it's more of a It's like it's a
bad news, good news, bad news. So bad news is
I'm him a positive. The good news is totally undetectable.
You ain't got it. Bad news is you got the
other thing whatever that you got. Sheeend created a whole
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new line of st D just for me.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
He's the Southwest Texas State of Actors.
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us a follow today. Do you guys remember do you
guys remember the serial butt sniffer who was arrested a
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couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
You vaguely is it Boise or something?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Let me see if I can refresh your memory. Here
with his mugshot. This is the alleged butt sniffer in question,
the one that bears a striking resemblance to Shrek and
his ears.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, he can hear your thoughts, he can through your butt.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
So this alleged butt sniffer that was arrested a couple
of weeks ago go for butt sniffing. Can't stop, won't
stop because he's still at it. Yeah, Burbank Police said
thirty eight year old Calise Crowder, also known by officers
(37:14):
as the butt Sniffer, was recognized by store employees who
reported the incident shortly before eleven pm last Friday. Officers
responded to the scene, spoke with the victim, and took
a report. Law enforcement sources say they knew where to
locate Crowder and arrested him nearby without incident. He had
previously been arrested in Burbank on July twenty second, in
(37:37):
connection with similar behavior. That incident took place at a
Nordstrom rack following reports of a suspicious individual roaming roaming
through the women's department and sexually harassing a female customer.
That's according to the Burbank Police Department. He's a registered
sex offender currently on parole, has a history of similar
offenses in Glendale and Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one.
(37:59):
This aial butt sniffer just can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
He likes.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
He also likes Armenian butts because that is the pretty
much the population of Burbick and Glendale is heavily Armenian.
So he's got a type. Okay, I don't know. I'm
I don't know if he does. I don't know if
you're a butt sniffer, if there's a specific butt you
like to sniff.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Well, I'm hoping that'll be in the documentary to come
about him.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
He's going to be played, but he's gonna be played
by Terrence Howard.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Man, I was roady.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I played Germaine Jackson American Dream.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, but you can see it now right.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
It's either that or don Cheetle Like there's only two
people that can play this in it.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Man, I don't know if Terrence Howard can deal with
Cheet'll take it another one of his roles.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I'm the butt sniffer, Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Don't take this from me.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
That's all I got left.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Can't stop, won't stop sniffing butts. For all things Treehouse,
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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with
Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the Treehouse.
Glad to have you here. A quick reminder in case
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all right, Raj, to loop you in on this story
and then to add a new story on top of
it for me and Trey and you. Even though the
orgy dome was blown down at burning Man last week,
the festival still has plenty of surprises for attendees, like
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one woman who gave birth even though she didn't know
she was pregnant. Yeah, I mean, what's a girl? Yeah,
what's a What's a summer music festival without a sudden birthing?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I thought that. I thought that was the name of
the band.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That was playing when she gave birth. That would have
been very very fitting. Yeah, a Utah woman, Go ahead, Rush.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I was gonna say, you'd be surprised how often that happens.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
It does seem to happen more often than I would
have ever thought possible. This, this most recent time, though,
happened at burning Man. A Utah woman gave birth in
an RV restroom at the burning Man Festival after a
cryptic pregnancy. Lacey Paxman is now an aunt after her
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sister in law gave birth at the Nevada Festival Wednesday.
Lacey said, very very surprising as she sat in the
Reno hospital. What was meant to be just a fun
time in the desert turned into a life changing experience. Lacey,
the new aunt, said, my brother Casey and his wife Kayla,
this was their first time to burning Man. Wednesday morning,
Kayla woke up and she wasn't feeling great. Soon after,
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Kayla went into their RV's rest her man to everyone surprised,
she delivered a baby.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
When you go to the bathroom and you pop out
a kid when you open the door, do you say,
I did a number three?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Tell that story to the kid when it grows up.
I had you in a toilet.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
In the Righteous Gemstones.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, hould your whole thing like, oh, it's toilet baby.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Look, if we're being honest. Everyone likes to talk about
how Jesus was was a miracle and at all? How
all birds are miracles? Not really. If you're having a
toilet baby, that's kind of a miracle.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I mean, like I said, you'd be surprised, like people
coming to the hospital and be like, you know, I
have a I'm feeling bloated and I'm gassy, and they're like, oh, well,
you're eight months pregnant, that's why. But they're usually a
halftier people. Uh, they're usually bigger people that can't tell
that they're showing or not.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, and I don't I don't know how large or not.
Uh kayla Is I will say not all r V
restrooms are created equals, so you can be a person
of some size and still have room in an RV restroom.
They're not They're not all cramped these days. There's some
really nice ones.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah. But unless, of.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Course, unless, of course, you feel your RV bathroom with
a toilet baby didn't, were it? That's a different.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
When you name a toilet baby, John.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
There's a there's a few, there's no doubt.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Latrine with l apostrophe.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, it was an r you know, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Blue Ogua.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Cougar you name it after the r V. This here's
a little cougar. Uh. Anyway, Lacey said, while getting emotional.
My brother and Casey ran out. My brother Casey ran
out and said, I need help, And they were just
met with so much support. A friend who's a nurse
staying at a nearby campground came to help. And they
weren't the only one, she said, an obtionen uh n
(04:58):
I see you, nurse and pediatricians all showed up to help.
They had so many of the right people so close. Okay, look,
I can understand how if you're having a surprise toilet
baby that an obgen, a nick, you, nurse, and a
pediatrician are all nearby, How lucky that must feel. But
if they're all at Burning Man, do you want all
those doctors in that bathroom?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know if they want an obgen.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I would like an obgyn, but you and nurse. Yeah,
but I don't want them to be on Burning Men drugs.
I don't hope that they would just be part of
the staff. Why would you have an obgyn? I mean
for I mean STDs.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I guess you say, why would you have that there?
But it's for this exact purpose the one time. It's
like there's lots of fire extinguishers in public buildings that
say in case of emergency, please break glass and most
of those never get broken.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
There's just an obgland buying the glass door, just waiting
for a moment. Plenty of pacifiers, plenty of pain medication.
That's how you have a toilet baby and not know
about it. Them some good drugs. Yeah, that's the stuff
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we don't give in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
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show with a friend today. Speaking of friends, it's important
that when your friends, that you be honest with one another,
the way Tray has been honest with me and Raj
and all of us that are Cowboys fans. Over the
past week, look Trey very eloquently said that he has
given up all the addictions in his life. Drinking, he
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never did drugs. We'll just do it in there, nicotine vaping,
all this stuff nine years sober. But his last great addiction,
he admitted to us, is the Dallas Cowboys. Not being
one to take things lying down, Trey is proactive, so
he developed a thirteen step recovery program called Cowboys Anonymous
(09:46):
Trey Today, I believe you are going to share with
us steps nine and ten. Can't hear you, Trey?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yes? Correct? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay, you want it?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Do we need to recap one through eight? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, I will recap one through eight. You will share
with us steps nine and ten. So to recap steps
one through eight of Trey's thirteen step Cowboys addiction program.
Number one we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
Our team, and at salarycap have become unmanageable. Number two
came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
to sanity. Number three made a decision to turn our
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fandom and our falls over to the care of God
as we understood him, someone who actually knows football and talent.
Number four made a searching and fearless inventory of our
roster and the time we've devoted to it. Number five
admitted to God, ourselves, and another human being that we
suck and our roster is doo doo and dak is
mid at best. Number six, we're entirely ready for God,
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the NFL, or someone who knows what they're doing to
remove all the defects in our roster. Number seven humbly
asked them to remove all the shortcomings from our roster
and get rid of all the contracts no other team
would have signed. And number eight made a list of
all the people we had harmed with our delusional this
is Our year beliefs and became willing to make amends
(11:11):
to them. That gets us to steps nine and ten
of Trey's Dallas Cowboys addiction treatment program, Trey Take It Away.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Step nine as a follow up to eight, we made
direct amends to such people wherever possible.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
People we had deluded, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Talked about this is our year, including fans of other
teams except Philly fans.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
They can still suck it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All right, You got me back on board of the program.
I was starting to feel a little don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I was feeling relapsy r E L A SB.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
And I just spelled it wrong. Oh, thank you for
throwing in the much needed caveat.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Absolutely and in step ten, can you continue to take
roster and team inventory and realize that it's hopeless that
in reality, the only time the Cowboys look good is
against prevent defenses and clock killing offenses.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Trey, please don't take my hope away. It's all I
have left.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That just bought a new hat.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's the sad thing. Is I usually also I usually
buy a new hat each season. It's like, okay, whatever
new hat, you know, the thing logo that looks cool
is out. I've yet to do that this year.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
So what do we mean?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
What do we do?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
What do we do with our gear? Do we turn
it in at the first meeting?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's all of us looking like Yeah, it's all of
us looking like one of those last scenes in Rudy
when they all turn into jerseys unless Rudy gets to play.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
And then we and then we look up Tray's Etsy stores,
just vintage jerseys.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
He's making a killing.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
He has a whole line of hats. That's my hat.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, look, just because you develop a thirteen step program
for addiction for Dallas Cowboys fans doesn't mean you can't
make some money off of it.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Is it sponsored? By Jerry Jones. Is this what's happening?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It might be. And if we're being honest, if Trey
wants to open up an Etsy store where he sells
Dallas Cowboys fans tears two Eagles fans, I can't blame
him because they'll buy it.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Oh yeah, you'd make a killing.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It's like the scene like an Harry Potter where he
puts the tears in that little dish or whatever it
is and like sinks his head in. Then it just
takes you back to ninety three.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I would love to go back to that. I was
talking to a guy a couple of days ago, the bartender,
and he was like because he because we were asking
this bar, We're like, hey, are you guys going to
have the game on Thursday night? And he's like which game?
And we're like, uh, Cowboys and Eagles game, you know,
kickoff stuff, and he's like, yeah, I think we'll have
it on. He's like, you guys are Eagles fans right,
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and we're like mm hmmm, and he he looked and
he just got immediately dejected. He's like, oh oh oh,
almost like someone farted up wind of him.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'd like, tell you guys, admitted to being Cowboys fans
in shame. You guys are Eagles fans, right, No, we
don't like winners.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We did hang our heads in shames. We're like no,
because we didn't want to draw attention either. He's like, no,
we're Cowboys fans.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
It's the way it ends. With a lot of addicts.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
We are cowboying, deep, deep, deep in dark corners these days.
Like like Roger said, it's like roj you bought a
hat to start this year. I have yet to buy
any new Cowboys merch for this season.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, I got the Noon with just the star on it.
It's a It was a. It just looks cool. And
I was like, yeah, you know, because I said it
the other night when I was on stage. I was like,
white people going to the spelling me is the same
thing as being a Cowboys fan.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You're like, this is our year.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
No it's not, but at least the merch looks good.
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right here inside the treehouse. Who is ready for glowing
(16:09):
the dark boobies? Raise your hands? Who's ready for glowing
the dark mobies? Yes, that is a unanimous hand raising
inside the treehouse.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Only hands.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
For now, RGB lit in plants are gaining popularity. Obviously
they offer no medical benefit, but they are creating a
new niche in personalized electronics and body modification. Yeah, I'm
kind of surprised it's taken this long, but startups in
(16:37):
Silicon Valley and Berlin have developed new devices that let
users change the color and intensity of implanted lights via
a mobile app. The trend is growing among young people,
gamers and cyberculture enthusiasts, who see the implants as a
form of self expression and style. Manufactors say the devices
(17:01):
are safe, made from biocompatible materials, and installed with minimally
invasive procedures. Those skeptics caution about potential long term health risks.
Early artistic collaborations already appearing. By the way, designers are
incorporating the lights into fashion, Musicians are using them in
live visual performances. Can't wait to see the next Skrillik show,
(17:25):
and if widely adopted, the market for smart body accessories
could reach several hundred million dollars by twenty twenty seven.
Glowing the Dark boobs are here boys.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, it's just when you you know, when you have
it on strobe and you find out your boyfriend's epileptic,
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It just bites right through his tongue. But he's still smiling.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Well, And it just me if they're doing it for boobs,
then glow sticks are on the way.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Or not.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't want to. I don't want to go to
that rave.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It makes sense because where there's glowing boobs, I think
glowing weenies will follow.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Just visual.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
I don't know if you remember the old it was
a John Ritter movie called Skin Deep and they do
the glow in the dark condom battle.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, And it's hardful with that because Star Wars did
did Star Wars and lucasfilm suthe them because it looked
like lightsabers.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
But you also know that, you know that's also handy.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
If you think about it, you'll know what what kind
of bar you're in you can walk in and if
you see a bunch of blowing weenies are like, oh
I will I will leave now.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And if you hang on this, actually you bring up
an excellent point. Perhaps this assumptioning this is something that
we all can use as an actual signal to show
kind of what we're into. So if you're going to
some place and you're not sure if it's a place
for you know, straight or gay, whatever, if you walk
in and there's a bunch of rainbow weenies pointed out you,
(19:08):
then you know it may or may not be your place.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yes see, it's efficient, it's handy, it's courteous, like, hey, buddy,
this is the kind of bar you're in. You can
go oh yeah, that's sorry, I'm wrong place.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
If they're all blue, then it could be a police bar.
If they're blue and rainbow, then it's the the blue
oyster bar from police Academy.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
If they're black, just leave.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
You don't darken here.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You don't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Why is that guy walking around looking like like a
censor bars following him? Oh that's not a censor bar.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
That guy's got a cane. Oh that's not a cane.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
But I and see why he's limping. I will say
this though, I mean, for for all the technological advancements
we have made as a species, I'm really surprised it's
taken glowing the dark boobs this long to come to fruition.
That's something I really thought would have happened long ago,
because I feel like we've had the technology long before now.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yes, and and.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's gonna make the strip club so exciting.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I don't go oh, I mean I will now.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, because I mean especially if if if the lights
in the boobies are coordinated with the music.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yes, and that's what that that's what we're looking at.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
The choreography.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well, I mean, look, if you can sync them, why not,
it just adds to the to the it adds to
the show.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I'm gonna get up and leave, you know what. I'm
I'm out of here. Her boobs weren't synced up to
the music.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I mean as white, But come on, and I think
the name music.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
All you got to do is stand there. Just just
just stand still, bunny, Just stay stand still. Let the
lights do their thing.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I am surprised they haven't come up with a better
name for these though yet. I mean, R G B
lit implants. I'm just gonna call them liddies.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Let me see them liddies, girl.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Some check will get them, and she'll still complain that
they never look at me in the eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Your you're you've got the liddies, and you think we
want to know what you think. We just want to
know where the light switches.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
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Speaker 1 (22:21):
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dot com. That's Treehouse on air dot com. Hopefully I'm
not speaking out of turned too much here, but Raj,
(22:44):
do you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I don't know girlfriend, but I have a I have
a special person. I said girlfriend the other day because
somebody said, is that your sister? And I was like, no,
that's my girlfriend. Just so you know, I think he
was trying to hit on her, oh, and was asking
for my approval apparently, But I mean I said girlfriend,
(23:12):
but and she didn't object, so I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
We haven't.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
We haven't discussed it. We haven't said, you know, like
what are the labels. But we have spent almost every
day together.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's pretty interesting because it wasn't that long ago we
were talking about you going out with the Russian girl
and then around the same time you met someone else, Yes,
and let the Russian girl down gently as she walked
off into the smoky cigar bar that you had no
interest in, and so you pursued this other person. And
(23:49):
I asked earlier today before we got on the air,
I was like, so, how many days have been on
and anything? You know, like you went on one and
then you just basically haven't stopped.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
That's correct, except with the exception of Sunday. I was
supposed we were supposed to hang out, but the timings
were wrong because at a show that night, so I
didn't see her Sunday. But every day since we've met, yeah,
since we hooked up whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
And for the record, there's no judgment in that. When
I say it, I mean I'm still on date number
two with my wife.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, So it was just it's just very it's very nice.
She's a very very sweet young lady. When I say young,
she's I said, thirteen years younger than me.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh, thank you for saying years younger, because I was
about to have some real bad cringe.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
No, she's thirteen years younger than me. But it's fantastic,
so I really enjoyratulations.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
So let's see, thirteen years younger than you, So that
wouldn't make her square like that would make her smack
dab in the middle of the millennial generation.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Then yes, got it? Okay, yes, very much so.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
But super cool, very smart, very very educated, very very cool.
And there's no pressure, there's no like I said, no labeling,
like we haven't really discussed that.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
But we enjoy each other's company.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So it's wonderful. What uh so, what have you been
what do you what do you guys been doing? What's
been occupying your time?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You know, stuff and things and.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Uh and uh some some lovely lunches and dinners and
stopping for food.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, you know you gotta you gotta satiate it. You
gotta have some sustenance in your body.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's it's important early on in relationships. The s's and
the h's, it's satiates and the hydrates.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, yes, so we're very, very full and very hydrated.
Uh well yeah, no, you know, just just just stuff
and things, stuff and things.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, it's very it's very nice.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah, very quickly reminds me that I'm fifty. I'm like,
she does, Oh, how tell me how I'm tired?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Now you're lucky you got one hundred.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
No, I told her.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I was like, I have pretty solid turnaround time. And
she did not believe me. And I was like, okay,
now you're gonna make me. You're gonna make me prove it.
And I did and I was like, no, I'm sleepy
and my back hurts. I think I twisted my ankle
the other day.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
These are the things that our parents didn't prepare us for.
It's like they like, like, I remember my dad gave
me the talk, but he never gave me the after
forty talk. Yeah, where it's like, okay, talk number one
about how you do these things, and then talk number
two is how is how do you recuperate after when
you're like over forty.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, like I said, I think I twistled my egg clung.
I was like, oh, she's like you like that. I'm like, no, I.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Like what you're doing. I just don't like what I'm
doing to myself.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
It is.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It is pretty bad though, it is. It is a
I guess that's where you have an advantage. Is that
since she is thirteen years younger than you, she may
not have hit that age related wall. Yet that inevitably
happens that you wake up one day and realize you
don't get out of bed as quickly as you used to,
(27:39):
or you hicc up and you have a new muscle spasm,
or you sneeze too hard and you have a herniated
disk somewhere.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Or you date a thirteen year old girl thirteen years
younger than you, a thirteen year old thirteen years younger
than you, and she says come over and you get
out of bed faster than you thought you could. Yeah, yeah,
that's happened before. Like a you want to come over,
I'm like, I'll be right there, jump right out of bed.
I was like, we need didn't hurt today. That Turmoric's working?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Is that her name?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
She's an Indian stripper name.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Congratulations, Your parents would be so proud.
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YouTube today, Trey, what are you smirking about?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Oh, the fact your mike was muted for the first
part of that.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right, Well, I'm gonna mute it on the fly here. Okay,
so Trey Q.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And they worked perfectly, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Today is Wednesday, September third, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
today with some birthdays. Yeah, Olympic snowboarder Shawn White is
thirty nine today, Shawn White is thirty nine. Raj, you're
kind of an ex Games guy. I've watched them in
(29:50):
the past. I haven't watched a whole lot recently. But
did did you know Seawan White was Did you know
Shawn White's nickname is the Flying Tomatoe? Oh? Yes, because
I don't remember, But no, I know what he looks like.
I just I didn't know that that was his.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Nickname, yeah, because he used to have the big, giant
red hair, so in the air it would call him
the Flying Tomato.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Makes sense because I remember watching him on the actual Olympics,
and I don't remember them referring to him as the
Flying Tomato. But maybe I just missed it. Other birthdays today,
actor Garrett Headland is forty one. Garrett Headland is forty one.
He's one of those guys if you don't recognize his name,
you would recognize his face if you saw the movie
(30:34):
about Odessa Permian football Friday Night Lights. He played one
of the running backs, the white one. So Garrett Headland
is forty one. He's also Jeff Bridge's son in Tron Legacy,
he's country singer Bo Hutton and Country Strong, and he's
on Sylvester Stallone's Paramount Plus series Tulsa King. So Garrett
(30:55):
Headland is forty one today. Speak speaking of Tron, there's
a new Tron movie coming out. I think it's Tron Aries,
yes or yeah. So you had the original Tron that
came out like early eighties with Jeff Bridges and some
other people, and then you had Tron Legacy that came
(31:18):
out in I don't know ten years ago or so
twenty ten, twenty ten, okay, Jesus, fifteen years ago? Was
that any good? Tray?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
I never saw it?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Okay, I didn't either, Uh really, and you wont know.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's it's interesting of all the franchise like things you
could make a franchise out of.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
I don't know why they.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Don't reboot Tron from the beginning because it was actually
the original one was pretty good. Yeah, but with with
the technology today, it would be you know, remarkable, or
at least it could be.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah. Now that's actually a great point. You talk about
a franchise that would be you know, just perfect for
a reboot, that would be it just based on the
technology tech.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, well, a story that lends itself to the technology
we have today.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And in this new one, I saw trailer for it
the other day. I think I think I saw the
trailer for it before the New Superman movie. Uh it's
I'm brain farting on his name, the guy that's starring in.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It in the new one.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, he's the really pretty guy from Fight Club and
he's the lead singer of thirty seconds to Mars. Oh h,
Jared Letto, thank you Letto. In my head, I was thinking, like,
it's not John.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Lithgow, Jay Leno.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I knew it was an L. I knew it was
a jade and L. But there there, you got to
see there, you got to see a peek inside my mind.
It's like, I know, I know the face. I'm brain
farighting on the name. I know it's not John Lithgal,
but I know it's not far from it.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I'm from it. Wasn't he the joker in Suicide Squad?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
He was?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, he's the joker that had probably the least amount
of screen time of any joker in cinematic history.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Other birthdays today. Paz de la Hoerta is forty one,
played Lucy dan Zigger on Boardwalk Empire. Genny Finch former
Olympic softball pitcher who took home the golden Athens and
the silver in Beijing. She is forty five. Jenny Finch
forty five, Red Fu from Lmfao is fifty, Charlie Sheen
(33:37):
is sixty today. Wow, I forgot this. Did you guys
know he was HIV positive?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yes, exactly undetectable now, oh is it?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I had just totally forgotten. I had totally forgotten that
he was on that short list of people I had
HIV that obviously has nothing to worry about.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
And I think didn't he give it to a porn
star that he was bang?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No, that's that.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
That was the big scare is because he announced that
he was HIV positive and so they had all these
porn stars tested.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's right. Charlie Sheen came out saying I'm HIV positive
and it shut down porn for like a week.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yes, he I think he ended up disclosing that it's
non detectable. It's like Magic Johnson, same thing. It's non
detectable in his blood. The meditation and things that he
was on. I think he might have given some sort
of STD to a porn star. I wouldn't not that.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh god, how how terrible is that? It's like Charlie
Sheen calls you up like a week later and tells you, hey,
you know good news, bad news.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Good news is I bought some more baseball memorabilia.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It's more of a it's more of a I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
The bad news is you have eights.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I think it's more of a It's like it's a
bad news, good news, bad news. So bad news is
I'm him a positive. The good news is totally undetectable.
You ain't got it. Bad news is you got the
other thing whatever that you got. Sheeend created a whole
(35:16):
new line of st D just for me.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
He's the Southwest Texas State of Actors.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
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us a follow today. Do you guys remember do you
guys remember the serial butt sniffer who was arrested a
(36:28):
couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
You vaguely is it Boise or something?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Let me see if I can refresh your memory. Here
with his mugshot. This is the alleged butt sniffer in question,
the one that bears a striking resemblance to Shrek and
his ears.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, he can hear your thoughts, he can through your butt.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
So this alleged butt sniffer that was arrested a couple
of weeks ago go for butt sniffing. Can't stop, won't
stop because he's still at it. Yeah, Burbank Police said
thirty eight year old Calise Crowder, also known by officers
(37:14):
as the butt Sniffer, was recognized by store employees who
reported the incident shortly before eleven pm last Friday. Officers
responded to the scene, spoke with the victim, and took
a report. Law enforcement sources say they knew where to
locate Crowder and arrested him nearby without incident. He had
previously been arrested in Burbank on July twenty second, in
(37:37):
connection with similar behavior. That incident took place at a
Nordstrom rack following reports of a suspicious individual roaming roaming
through the women's department and sexually harassing a female customer.
That's according to the Burbank Police Department. He's a registered
sex offender currently on parole, has a history of similar
offenses in Glendale and Burbank dating back to twenty twenty one.
(37:59):
This aial butt sniffer just can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
He likes.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
He also likes Armenian butts because that is the pretty
much the population of Burbick and Glendale is heavily Armenian.
So he's got a type. Okay, I don't know. I'm
I don't know if he does. I don't know if
you're a butt sniffer, if there's a specific butt you
like to sniff.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Well, I'm hoping that'll be in the documentary to come
about him.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
He's going to be played, but he's gonna be played
by Terrence Howard.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Man, I was roady.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I played Germaine Jackson American Dream.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, but you can see it now right.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
It's either that or don Cheetle Like there's only two
people that can play this in it.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Man, I don't know if Terrence Howard can deal with
Cheet'll take it another one of his roles.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I'm the butt sniffer, Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Don't take this from me.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
That's all I got left.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Can't stop, won't stop sniffing butts. For all things Treehouse,
go to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also
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it's at Treehouse on Air. For me, it's at the
Dan O'Malley. For Trey, it's at tree Turndholme one and
for Raj it's at comedian Raj Wait. We'll see you tomorrow,
right back here inside the Treehouse.
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