October 9, 2025 • 40 mins
We start off with Jerry Jones confusing his thumb and middle finger, kids subway surfing, and a video that almost killed Raj (which means someone got hurt doing something stupid).
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma today inside the Treehouse. Our
second segment is mostly for Trey. Our third segment is
all about Rash. It is special for you today, my friends,
(01:11):
but we will start with something for all of us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know the phrase you really stepped in.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It all too well, I think we've all done that
a time or two. Well, most people step into smelly predicaments.
But Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones fingers him in case
you did not hear, the NFL has fined Dallas Cowboys
(01:38):
owner and general manager Jerry Jones for flashing his middle finger.
At fans, which is a relief to some because usually
he's using it to touch them.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I say, this didn't happen at baby dolls. This did
not happen to baby dolls. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
This was from his suite at the Jets game this
past Sunday, and I saw the photo of this and
didn't think anything untoward of it. It seemed like a
classic New York interaction. They're flipping him off, saying all
sorts of probably terrible things, and he's smiling as he
gives them the double the double finger salute back. It
(02:16):
looked to me like it was ingest good old fashioned
revelry in New Jersey. But instead the NFL saw it
as something different than that and decided to find him
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for double tep.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
The ritz CA. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't think he's gonna miss it too much now.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Well, and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I believe the Jets owner Woody Johnson has said he
wants to sue Jerry Jones for what oh who I mean,
he's one of the few owners that makes Jerry actually actually,
I always a Ry's a good owner. He's just a
bad GM. But yeah, I mean, Whatddy Johnson is far
(03:06):
worse as an owner.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, I mean, Jerry Jones is great for the league,
and he's great for his fellow owners. He's just terrible
for us as Cowboys fans.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You know, great owner, bad GM. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
All that being said, the only thing more ridiculous than
the NFL finding Jerry Jones two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars for flashing his middle finger at Jets fans is
Jerry Jones's sad excuse for an excuse because he apologized
for the gesture, claiming he intended to give a thumbs
(03:41):
up to Dallas fans. Although if you intended to give
a thumbs up to Dallas fans and it ended up
as two middle fingers, that tracks.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Also arthritis.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I wanted to do this, but all my fingers could
do with this, Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I figured if and I figured if I smiled every
they would take it the right way.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Who wants Johnny Blue? I say my.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Thumbs were holding my glass at Johnny Walker Blue?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, yeah, I mean at that point, it really is
about priorities and do you want your thumb to go
thumbs up or do you want your thumb to hang
on to your best friend?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Old Johnny. That's the only walker he'll ever use. That's ironic.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Uh huh, because Johnny Walker.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're drink enough, Johnny Walker, you're gonna need a walker.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You'll go sideways. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The incident happened late in the game against the New
York Jets, after another Dallas touchdown. That's according to the AP.
The Cowboys won the game thirty seven to twenty two.
Jones is appealing the fine. That's according to NFL Network
insider Tom Pelasaro, claiming the gesture was inadvertent.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I mean, what it does speak to is.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Where Jerry just sometimes just I mean, you're you're stooping
to the level of Jets fans, of fucking Jets fans, And.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's where I thought that it was.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's where I thought it was all in good fun
because he's smiling as he's doing it, which is something
if you're going into certain stadiums on the road you
need and you are in a suite as the owner,
and you got the windows open, then you need to,
you know, sort of act accordingly. And having a little
fun with some Jets fans flipping them off back. I
(05:43):
think that's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Eagles fans would have been fine.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yes, the NFL would have been acceptable.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I mean everyone would have understood it. But they're
Jets fans.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
And.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Had this happen in Philadelphia, everyone would have asked what
did the Philly fans do first?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Because you know, they provoked it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I mean, they're they're they're winning his quarterback of the
last twenty five years just gots just stabbed the Uber
Eats driver.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, and I think and I think that puts them
in like their Ring of honor or something.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, he took them to two AMC championships and a
butt fumble and now he's stabbing Uber Eats drivers old ones.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
But that But have you ever in the history of
ever inadvertently flipped somebody off.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, every single time I flipped somebody off, it was
quite intentional, exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
So I was like, oh man, I can't believe I
did that. Okay, then you need to go to a doctor.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well he does.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's it's doctor Walker, doctor Blue, doctor Johnny, doctor Johnny Blue,
or doctor Johnny Walker code blue.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
If it was a code blue, we'd win a Super Bowl. Ah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Now, the guys on the fan on one O five
three the Fan, the Cowboys flagship station in DFW did
a good job, and they asked Old Jerry about this,
and he said that was unfortunate. That was kind of
an exchange with our fans out in front of us.
There was a swarm of Cowboys fans out in front,
not Jets fans, Cowboys fans. The entire stadium was brimming
(07:31):
with enthusiasm of Cowboys, and certainly late in the game.
Jones added that his middle finger salute was inadvertent on
my part because that was right after we made our
last touchdown. We were all excited. There wasn't any antagonistic
issue or anything. I just put up the wrong show
on the hand. So here he's saying the gesture was
towards Cowboys fans, And for finally we have the physical
(07:54):
admission of what Jerry Jones has been doing to us
Cowboys fans for thirty years, despite what his mouth says.
And I've learned, I have learned over my years of experience,
especially in the radio industry, to listen when people say something,
but pay attention to their actions because those will always
(08:16):
give them away. Because when Jerry Jones is like, no,
I really care about Super Bowl and I want to
make sure that we bring a title back to Dallas
because all these fans deserve it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Wow, that was that was some sling. Babe Forrest Gump,
Matthew McConaughey crossover. I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You need to save that should have gone more, Luke Bryan, No, no, no,
this has been all right.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
All right, alright, let's just get a win.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know what if it if it brings us a
new title, I will bring I will bring in the
new Conaughey.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's McConaughey Gump, kind of gumplas fellas.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I just the deal. I like to like to do
my new kid.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Forrest McConaughey laughs, like a box of chocolates that comes
into Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
That's what we're gonna do. Go ut the middle, fingers,
neck and bonkos. What that is?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That is something Jerry and Matthew could do together.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I want to see that picture. The part of Jerry's
statement that really is bothersome is his statement of brimming
with enthusiasm. You were playing the Jets, the Jets.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's why he's so happy.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Because if he's flipping off, whether it's Cowboys fans or
Jets fans, he can say, look at least.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I know things are bad.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I know things is bad, but at least we're not
the Jets.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah, that's that statement rings true regardless, Right, we beat
the worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Congrats.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I don't know, there might be worse.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
The sad thing is that what some people would say
is the worst team in the NFL beat the Cowboys,
and that.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
We aren't they owned.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
The Jets are owned five now, right, congrats Dallas.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
At least we're not New York. That's our Jenny God,
how I mean, how far have we fallen?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Pretty far?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Because Jerry Jones is now considering a new foundation and her.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
AIDS babies.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Are they That's a central plot point to Forrest Gump.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
No one takes out of context. I know.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
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Speaker 2 (11:28):
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And you know what that's That's a plot point that
not enough people discuss about the movie Forrest Gump is
that at the end of the film, Jenny wrangles Forrest
back into her life and forces him to basically say,
it's okay, Jenny, I'll take care of my age baby,
(11:57):
that you didn't bother to tell me about till he
was like four, especially when when he asks her is
he is he? And she's like, he's very smart.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And immune deficient.
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Speaker 4 (15:00):
Uh all right.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Headline kids in New York keep dying while subway surfing
on top of trains?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Can they be stopped? The kids are the trains?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Thank you Trey for pointing out the Associated press poor
headline writing skills on this story.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's a very valid question.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'm gonna I read the headline exactly as it is
posted on AP news dot com. Kids in New York
keep dying while subway surfing on top of trains?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Can they be stopped?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Usually that they would refer to the previous noun, which
in this case would be the trains as supposed to
the kids. So short answer, Trey, I don't know, but
I don't know if anything's actually being done to try
(16:04):
to stop either.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Don't stop the kids. That's stitting the herd. That's good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, but hang on, listen to the actual story, Raj.
This is how the story starts.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Cavan. I'm sorry Cavan wouldn't loved trains.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm not I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing because it's funny.
I'm laughing because I feel shame.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
M Let me get that out of my system. He
loved trains till eleven twenty. That's when it happened. Co
Cavan wouldn't loved.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The fifteen year old had an encyclopedic knowledge of New
York City subway system and dreamed of becoming a trained operator.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
He just didn't know about bridges overpasses.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well, I know, had he start to trains that are
above ground, he probably would have been okay.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Instead, on a December morning of twenty twenty two, Cavan
died after he climbed to the roof of a moving
Jay train in Brooklyn and then fell onto the tracks
as it headed onto the Williamsburg Bridge. For someone that
had an encip For someone that had an encyclopedic knowledge
of New York City's subway system and dreamed of becoming
(17:45):
a train operator, you would think at some point he
would have realized that climbing on top of the train
is a bad idea. Unfortunately, he didn't learn that.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Until the last moment.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
By the way, he is one of more than a
dozen New Yorkers, many of whom are young boys, who
have been killed or badly injured after falling off speeding trains.
Other risks include being crushed between the train and tunnel
walls and being electrocuted by high vaulted subway tracks. Subway
surfing dates back a century, but it has been fueled
in modern times by shocker social media. Don't ride trains.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
The more you know.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Look up how many people die in India every day
on trains?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Is it a lot? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Okay, well I didn't know if it was actually surprisingly
little because they're so good at getting up on top
of the trains.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, and they're also good at ducking, So apparently that's
something this kid didn't learn. He's like, I want to
ride the train, but I don't know how to duck.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I think it's people one hundred people a day in
India on the trends.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Jesus, are they trying to recreate Titanic on the subway.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
You know what would have saved this kid's life is
if he watched.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
Yeah she got that sip, Come on up, There's plenty
of room beyond.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Oh what you're talking about at the front of the
ship in the world.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Okay, Yeah, I was thinking at the end when when
she says no, sorry, Jack, there's not enough room for
both of us, when obviously there is, and she just
shoved down.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
That was gravity, that was hypothermia.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The other thing is this had this kid watched the
educational film Speed, he would have known that every so
often you need to duck mm hmm or roll out
the way.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
But he didn't. He was the only one on top
of the train. As far as so there's other people.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I guess as far as I know, this was a
solo adventure. I don't know if he had a team,
but yeah, it's I don't know if this is a
team sport or if he's solo.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
And then he fell onto the tracks, so then I'm
guessing another train hit him or.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
They fall fall into the wall.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I mean obviously it's pretty tight in the subway and
uh yeah, yeah, or just the fact you're going really
fast and yeah you fall off ground hard gravity.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
M And if that wasn't bad enough, then the tracks
electric cute?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah? And what are they? What are they? Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I mean Roger, Roger's right, this is the thinning of
the herd. But what what do they want to do?
They want to slow down the trains.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'm assuming the only thing they can really do is
p s A because I don't you know what, You're right,
Maybe slowing down the trains would alleviate some deaths of
kids riding trains.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, but I mean no, because I feel bad for
the kids. But I got places to be.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Tray's just riding the subway reading the New York Times.
One falls off on the window behind him. He looks around,
he checks the time. He's like, ah, but we're still
on time.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
The New York Times.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
There's a problem, wait, thirty four across gravity.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
You're right, ro he's reading the post.
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Uh Trey, I just saw Daisy, who has been under
(24:01):
the weather over the last week, Like she just got up.
Looked she was walking a little stiff, kind of kind
of bow legged.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Is she doing okay? Yeah, she's doing okay.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You know. I mean you get to be about ninety.
See how well you you know, move around when you
first get up.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I wasn't trying to insult her gait.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I was just thinking, like from everything she went through
of the last week with whatever bitter on her junk
while she was taking a whiz, Nah.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
She's doing fine.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's like there's I was walking the other day and
it's some old guy, you know, he was looking at her,
goes she goda move around that?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Well?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It's like neither do you, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
It's amazing how how Mama bear we will get with
our dogs when a stranger comments on something on it
and it's all judges.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Like I wanted to leave my dog out it. Why
are you talking about my dog? Shut up? Yeah, she's
still moving around pretty damn well. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Never underestimated stranger's ability to insert their nose into your business,
m especially when it comes to commenting on something that
no one asked him about. It's like, our dog's moving
a little slow. Why do you feel the need to
comment on that?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
What am I supposed to do with that information? Am I?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Am?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I going to thank you for it?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
I'm the asshole that goes You know. You're right, I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna put them down right now.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
You want to come. You know what you inspired this?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I've been putting this off. I'm terrible. Let's you know what,
I'll just do it right here, I'll do it. Look
hit me that brick will do this together. You've shown
me the light clearly. This dog is miserable and.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I would old yell or it, just take the gun out,
like you know what. I've been waiting for somebody to
say something.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
The difference is that with Tray he'll say all those
things to lure you went, and he'll take that brick
and smack you upside the head with it and.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Kill you or shoot you with that pistol either way
up and then Daisy will come over and feast.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
On your blood, which well then rejuvenate her, restoring her
walk to a fine twenty five year old. Yes, in
dog years anyway. Uh yeah, that as a parent of
an actual baby, are you allowed to have that? Do
(26:23):
people have that same reaction or is that more of
a dog owner reaction to be like rare?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I don't know, Mike.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
My girlfriend showed me a picture of her nephew, and
the only thing, because I have no kids, but the
only thing I said was that's a massive dome. That's
the only thing that came out of mind, Like not
healthy baby. He's very tall for I think he's a
couple of months old. But boy, his head is as
big as yours.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Dad, Hang on.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
For the record, Trey's head is bigger than mine.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yeah, but yours, You know, attacks structure is better.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
How can you put the blame on me somehow that
my head is attacking immovable objects, when in reality it
feels like they are attacking me.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
You just look like you have.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
A good forehead, like Trey looks like a buckle. You
look like you're gonna keep running till you black out.
Tray's gonna stops level headed.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
He's level headed. You're big headed.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
But yeah, I don't know what they say about kids,
like I don't know how to compliment a baby. I
was like, ah, I mean he's chunky. Apparently that's not
a good thing to say.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
No, And actually that I think that actually solidifies or
shed some light on the point, which is a stranger
will make an a whole comment about your dog. If
you're out on a walk, like the old man did
with Trey's daisy, saying, oh, she's looking kind of not
getting around too good, that same old man is not
going to have a similar comment to someone's baby in
(28:06):
a stroller.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
They're not going to say, oh, that kid's got a
big dome.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
They'll be like, oh, okay, so I'm that guy then,
because I'm the same guy, then apparently I'm like, that's
a that's a big head on that kid.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, seeing a picture is one thing. Actually saying it
in front of the baby's parents a whole other thing.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's right, yes, And that's my point is a stranger
will negatively comment on your dog if you're walking the dog,
but they will not do the same with the baby.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, I mean they should.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I've seen pictures of babies and I've been like, wow,
that's an unfortunate looking kid.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
But yeah, yeah, I saw one. I was like, God,
I hope I hope they grow into the face.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yeah, but you're right, I mean even like so, I mean,
Grace is four and a half months and somebody the
other days like, well, she's tiny. I'm like, well, she's
a baby, and I guess they thought it was a
fully grown dog. Like ask me first, Yeah, right, Like,
how howlds the Howl's the dog four and a half months?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Oh okay, Well she looks good for her age, but
she's like oh.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Like I was like, I wasn't feeding her enough or
I wasn't taking her out enough, but like that was
the that's what they were kind of saying, Well she's small. Yeah,
well she's four and a half months old.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I'd like to put this out into the world.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
If you're one of those types that likes to comment
negatively on someone's dog that is being walked. Take that
same energy and that same negative thought and put it
into some mom with a kid and a stroller and
deliver the judgmental thing you have that you think about
(29:52):
that kid. Be like kid, that kid doesn't look like
he's missed a meal.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, Or a gay couple with the baby, because I
would like to see that ass whipping.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
How did that happen? That wouldn't surprise me here, how'd
y'all do that?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Is that yours?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
If they just responded with Obamacare, I would love it,
like figures exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's why I didn't get it, all right, This last
bit of the Treehouse Show today is specifically for you, Raj.
All Right, Okay, I want you to do me a favor.
I want you to close your eyes for a moment
because I want to set this up. Okay, okay, so
close your eyes for just a moment. Closed, Okay, stay
there now. I want you to I want you to
(31:05):
open your eyes. For those that are listening to the show,
I'm not watching it on Patreon, I'm going to sit video.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm going to set the scene for you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
In this particular scene, there is.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
There is a there is.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
A lovely looking older lady sitting on some bleachers, and
about a row and a half in front of her
on the bleachers is a man wearing a orange vest
holding her cannon pointed directly at her.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yes, this is a video. I just have not hit
play yet.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I just wanted to see Raja's reaction at just the
frozen frame.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
All right, this almost I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
This is the least so I'll ever do. Take a
deep breath. This is one of those This is one
of those expectations versus reality moments. All right, here you go,
this is all for you. Here you go, open your eyes. Watch,
let's take it all in.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I can't see Nana go through this.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
If Nana can go through it, you can watch it.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
All right, here we gorge.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
This is one of the last.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
This is one of those moments where you see it
and you have a dream and it absolutely delivered.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Neither can she.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Because that hit her right in the chest. Oh, you're
gonna see it a bunch of mine.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Oh, and it makes you wonder who is filming this?
Is it? Her granddaughter, her daughter?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, you're right, because the act in itself is pretty
atrocious and hysterical. But the commentary immediately after is also.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Before when she go fire, it true.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
That was a T shirt guy for a day.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
He had this T shirt cannon operator had one job,
and he performed it all too well.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
That's the greatest thing I've ever seen lives.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Back, like, I know, the fact that she's able, the
fact that she's got some core strength left to pull
herself out from in between the bleachers.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I mean, I think the part that really it's so violent.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I mean, there's a guy sitting it looks like probably
six feet to her right, and it scares.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Him when it goes off, but not the other guy
next to him, or the other person next I can't
see if it's a girl chills. So the guy in
the red hat moves the other person I don't think
does she does.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Eventually, once she realizes that it looks like Granny here
might be in trouble, she stands. She starts to stand
up with her mouth.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
A gape, like, oh my god, they actually shot her.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You all came? She fail? She no, she didn't fall
she got a shot. She didn't just fall down. She
was shot in point blank with a T shirt cannon.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
So as a person that. You know, I wanted to be.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Studying for cardiothoracic surgery. This would be the case that
I would want to come in. It's like, what happened.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
We have an elderly lady. She has a T shirt
in her chest.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I know most surgeons can't wait for the conjoined twin operation.
You are waiting for the old lady who took a
T shirt to the chest from a T shirt canon.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
How do you how do you code that? Like a
time of death? One go Buffalo's whatever's on the T shirt.
I hope they that's what they buried her in.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
And this was the last time.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
This was the last time Little Forest McConaughey shot the
T shirt cannon.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
If you think that's Forrest McConaughey, well you are reading
the New York Times.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well look at look at the T shirt cannon operator's
face throughout this entire video.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
So I know it.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I know it's tempting to watch granny and watch her
get absolutely destroyed by this T shirt being fired out
of the T shirt cannon. But keep an eye on
the T shirt cannon operator here market only for the
briefest of moments, does his smile go away, but then
(36:53):
it immediately returns.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I think the only time to smile went away is
the little bit of recoil. The massive T shirt cannon.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, this is a great example of an over pressurized
T shirt cannon.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I've never seen. I've never seen pure joy, like they say.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Like when you have a child or when you have you.
This and that this man's face is what I believe
joy to be.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
This is what I think my grandmother feared the most, was.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
You with the with the T shirt canon.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No, I what she was mostly afraid of before she
actually died was being hauled out of her bedroom, being
hauled out of her Fox News cocoon, and being fired
upon by the Obama death squad.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I just thought you were going to say a brown
man shooting white stuff at her, warn her.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Marchin she fel.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Actually, now that I think about it, listen to this again. Okay,
listen to the part with the girls like fire and
then say she fell. Okay, pay attention to that.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Fire, warn her, marchin, she fail. That's a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
They are trying to cover this up, because that same
voice says fire it. Then they see what happened and
how injured Granny might be, and then she immediately goes
into cover up mode by saying, she fell.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
She fell, she fell.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Nothing to see here, nothing happened, she just fell.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Had nothing to do with uh BJ's T shirt cannon
hitting her in the chest.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Hang on, play that again and listen to the noise.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Granny's back makes it hits this that's my favorite part.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
All right, here we.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Go hang on, not to let the conspiracy nut in
me out, But are we sure that's her back hitting
the wood of the bleacher seat behind.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Her, or is it possible there's a second shooter.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Coming from the grassy knoll of the pictures mound behind them?
Speaker 4 (39:33):
How bad was this game? You know?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Back into the left.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Back and to the left back into the maybe it's right,
all right?
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Every time, every time, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
This video has layers, a lot like the lawsuit probably
has that she filed.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
All I'm saying like the only thing I can think
of is it sounds like the daughter or whoever's talking,
was like, hey, can you come over here with your
T shirt canon and shoot my mom?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And then we're you know, I want you to hold in.
I want you to hold that thought. Let's carry this
over into our Super Plus episode.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Okay, Trey, play us out.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma today inside the Treehouse. Our
second segment is mostly for Trey. Our third segment is
all about Rash. It is special for you today, my friends,
(01:11):
but we will start with something for all of us.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know the phrase you really stepped in.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It all too well, I think we've all done that
a time or two. Well, most people step into smelly predicaments.
But Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones fingers him in case
you did not hear, the NFL has fined Dallas Cowboys
(01:38):
owner and general manager Jerry Jones for flashing his middle finger.
At fans, which is a relief to some because usually
he's using it to touch them.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I say, this didn't happen at baby dolls. This did
not happen to baby dolls. Now.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
This was from his suite at the Jets game this
past Sunday, and I saw the photo of this and
didn't think anything untoward of it. It seemed like a
classic New York interaction. They're flipping him off, saying all
sorts of probably terrible things, and he's smiling as he
gives them the double the double finger salute back. It
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looked to me like it was ingest good old fashioned
revelry in New Jersey. But instead the NFL saw it
as something different than that and decided to find him
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for double tep.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
The ritz CA. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't think he's gonna miss it too much now.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Well, and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I believe the Jets owner Woody Johnson has said he
wants to sue Jerry Jones for what oh who I mean,
he's one of the few owners that makes Jerry actually actually,
I always a Ry's a good owner. He's just a
bad GM. But yeah, I mean, Whatddy Johnson is far
(03:06):
worse as an owner.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, I mean, Jerry Jones is great for the league,
and he's great for his fellow owners. He's just terrible
for us as Cowboys fans.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You know, great owner, bad GM. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
All that being said, the only thing more ridiculous than
the NFL finding Jerry Jones two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars for flashing his middle finger at Jets fans is
Jerry Jones's sad excuse for an excuse because he apologized
for the gesture, claiming he intended to give a thumbs
(03:41):
up to Dallas fans. Although if you intended to give
a thumbs up to Dallas fans and it ended up
as two middle fingers, that tracks.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Also arthritis.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I wanted to do this, but all my fingers could
do with this, Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I figured if and I figured if I smiled every
they would take it the right way.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Who wants Johnny Blue? I say my.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Thumbs were holding my glass at Johnny Walker Blue?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, yeah, I mean at that point, it really is
about priorities and do you want your thumb to go
thumbs up or do you want your thumb to hang
on to your best friend?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Old Johnny. That's the only walker he'll ever use. That's ironic.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Uh huh, because Johnny Walker.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You're drink enough, Johnny Walker, you're gonna need a walker.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You'll go sideways. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
The incident happened late in the game against the New
York Jets, after another Dallas touchdown. That's according to the AP.
The Cowboys won the game thirty seven to twenty two.
Jones is appealing the fine. That's according to NFL Network
insider Tom Pelasaro, claiming the gesture was inadvertent.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I mean, what it does speak to is.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Where Jerry just sometimes just I mean, you're you're stooping
to the level of Jets fans, of fucking Jets fans, And.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's where I thought that it was.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's where I thought it was all in good fun
because he's smiling as he's doing it, which is something
if you're going into certain stadiums on the road you
need and you are in a suite as the owner,
and you got the windows open, then you need to,
you know, sort of act accordingly. And having a little
fun with some Jets fans flipping them off back. I
(05:43):
think that's okay.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Eagles fans would have been fine.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yes, the NFL would have been acceptable.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, I mean everyone would have understood it. But they're
Jets fans.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
And.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Had this happen in Philadelphia, everyone would have asked what
did the Philly fans do first?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Because you know, they provoked it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I mean, they're they're they're winning his quarterback of the
last twenty five years just gots just stabbed the Uber
Eats driver.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, and I think and I think that puts them
in like their Ring of honor or something.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, he took them to two AMC championships and a
butt fumble and now he's stabbing Uber Eats drivers old ones.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
But that But have you ever in the history of
ever inadvertently flipped somebody off.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, every single time I flipped somebody off, it was
quite intentional, exactly.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
So I was like, oh man, I can't believe I
did that. Okay, then you need to go to a doctor.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well he does.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It's it's doctor Walker, doctor Blue, doctor Johnny, doctor Johnny Blue,
or doctor Johnny Walker code blue.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
If it was a code blue, we'd win a Super Bowl. Ah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Now, the guys on the fan on one O five
three the Fan, the Cowboys flagship station in DFW did
a good job, and they asked Old Jerry about this,
and he said that was unfortunate. That was kind of
an exchange with our fans out in front of us.
There was a swarm of Cowboys fans out in front,
not Jets fans, Cowboys fans. The entire stadium was brimming
(07:31):
with enthusiasm of Cowboys, and certainly late in the game.
Jones added that his middle finger salute was inadvertent on
my part because that was right after we made our
last touchdown. We were all excited. There wasn't any antagonistic
issue or anything. I just put up the wrong show
on the hand. So here he's saying the gesture was
towards Cowboys fans, And for finally we have the physical
(07:54):
admission of what Jerry Jones has been doing to us
Cowboys fans for thirty years, despite what his mouth says.
And I've learned, I have learned over my years of experience,
especially in the radio industry, to listen when people say something,
but pay attention to their actions because those will always
(08:16):
give them away. Because when Jerry Jones is like, no,
I really care about Super Bowl and I want to
make sure that we bring a title back to Dallas
because all these fans deserve it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Wow, that was that was some sling. Babe Forrest Gump,
Matthew McConaughey crossover. I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You need to save that should have gone more, Luke Bryan, No, no, no,
this has been all right.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
All right, alright, let's just get a win.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know what if it if it brings us a
new title, I will bring I will bring in the
new Conaughey.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's McConaughey Gump, kind of gumplas fellas.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I just the deal. I like to like to do
my new kid.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Forrest McConaughey laughs, like a box of chocolates that comes
into Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
That's what we're gonna do. Go ut the middle, fingers,
neck and bonkos. What that is?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That is something Jerry and Matthew could do together.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I want to see that picture. The part of Jerry's
statement that really is bothersome is his statement of brimming
with enthusiasm. You were playing the Jets, the Jets.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's why he's so happy.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Because if he's flipping off, whether it's Cowboys fans or
Jets fans, he can say, look at least.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I know things are bad.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I know things is bad, but at least we're not
the Jets.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah, that's that statement rings true regardless, Right, we beat
the worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Congrats.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I don't know, there might be worse.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
The sad thing is that what some people would say
is the worst team in the NFL beat the Cowboys,
and that.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
We aren't they owned.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
The Jets are owned five now, right, congrats Dallas.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
At least we're not New York. That's our Jenny God,
how I mean, how far have we fallen?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Pretty far?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Because Jerry Jones is now considering a new foundation and her.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
AIDS babies.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Are they That's a central plot point to Forrest Gump.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
No one takes out of context. I know.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
I love how everybody misses that.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
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Speaker 7 (11:30):
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Speaker 2 (11:35):
And you know what that's That's a plot point that
not enough people discuss about the movie Forrest Gump is
that at the end of the film, Jenny wrangles Forrest
back into her life and forces him to basically say,
it's okay, Jenny, I'll take care of my age baby,
(11:57):
that you didn't bother to tell me about till he
was like four, especially when when he asks her is
he is he? And she's like, he's very smart.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And immune deficient.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
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Speaker 4 (15:00):
Uh all right.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Headline kids in New York keep dying while subway surfing
on top of trains?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Can they be stopped? The kids are the trains?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Thank you Trey for pointing out the Associated press poor
headline writing skills on this story.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's a very valid question.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I'm gonna I read the headline exactly as it is
posted on AP news dot com. Kids in New York
keep dying while subway surfing on top of trains?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Can they be stopped?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Usually that they would refer to the previous noun, which
in this case would be the trains as supposed to
the kids. So short answer, Trey, I don't know, but
I don't know if anything's actually being done to try
(16:04):
to stop either.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Don't stop the kids. That's stitting the herd. That's good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, but hang on, listen to the actual story, Raj.
This is how the story starts.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Cavan. I'm sorry Cavan wouldn't loved trains.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm not I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing because it's funny.
I'm laughing because I feel shame.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
M Let me get that out of my system. He
loved trains till eleven twenty. That's when it happened. Co
Cavan wouldn't loved.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The fifteen year old had an encyclopedic knowledge of New
York City subway system and dreamed of becoming a trained operator.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
He just didn't know about bridges overpasses.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well, I know, had he start to trains that are
above ground, he probably would have been okay.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Instead, on a December morning of twenty twenty two, Cavan
died after he climbed to the roof of a moving
Jay train in Brooklyn and then fell onto the tracks
as it headed onto the Williamsburg Bridge. For someone that
had an encip For someone that had an encyclopedic knowledge
of New York City's subway system and dreamed of becoming
(17:45):
a train operator, you would think at some point he
would have realized that climbing on top of the train
is a bad idea. Unfortunately, he didn't learn that.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Until the last moment.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
By the way, he is one of more than a
dozen New Yorkers, many of whom are young boys, who
have been killed or badly injured after falling off speeding trains.
Other risks include being crushed between the train and tunnel
walls and being electrocuted by high vaulted subway tracks. Subway
surfing dates back a century, but it has been fueled
in modern times by shocker social media. Don't ride trains.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
The more you know.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Look up how many people die in India every day
on trains?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Is it a lot? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Okay, well I didn't know if it was actually surprisingly
little because they're so good at getting up on top
of the trains.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, and they're also good at ducking, So apparently that's
something this kid didn't learn. He's like, I want to
ride the train, but I don't know how to duck.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I think it's people one hundred people a day in
India on the trends.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Jesus, are they trying to recreate Titanic on the subway.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
You know what would have saved this kid's life is
if he watched.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
Yeah she got that sip, Come on up, There's plenty
of room beyond.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Oh what you're talking about at the front of the
ship in the world.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Okay, Yeah, I was thinking at the end when when
she says no, sorry, Jack, there's not enough room for
both of us, when obviously there is, and she just
shoved down.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
That was gravity, that was hypothermia.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
The other thing is this had this kid watched the
educational film Speed, he would have known that every so
often you need to duck mm hmm or roll out
the way.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
But he didn't. He was the only one on top
of the train. As far as so there's other people.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I guess as far as I know, this was a
solo adventure. I don't know if he had a team,
but yeah, it's I don't know if this is a
team sport or if he's solo.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
And then he fell onto the tracks, so then I'm
guessing another train hit him or.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
They fall fall into the wall.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I mean obviously it's pretty tight in the subway and
uh yeah, yeah, or just the fact you're going really
fast and yeah you fall off ground hard gravity.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
M And if that wasn't bad enough, then the tracks
electric cute?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah? And what are they? What are they? Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I mean Roger, Roger's right, this is the thinning of
the herd. But what what do they want to do?
They want to slow down the trains.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'm assuming the only thing they can really do is
p s A because I don't you know what, You're right,
Maybe slowing down the trains would alleviate some deaths of
kids riding trains.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, but I mean no, because I feel bad for
the kids. But I got places to be.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Tray's just riding the subway reading the New York Times.
One falls off on the window behind him. He looks around,
he checks the time. He's like, ah, but we're still
on time.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
The New York Times.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
There's a problem, wait, thirty four across gravity.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
You're right, ro he's reading the post.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
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Uh Trey, I just saw Daisy, who has been under
(24:01):
the weather over the last week, Like she just got up.
Looked she was walking a little stiff, kind of kind
of bow legged.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Is she doing okay? Yeah, she's doing okay.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You know. I mean you get to be about ninety.
See how well you you know, move around when you
first get up.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I wasn't trying to insult her gait.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I was just thinking, like from everything she went through
of the last week with whatever bitter on her junk
while she was taking a whiz, Nah.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
She's doing fine.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's like there's I was walking the other day and
it's some old guy, you know, he was looking at her,
goes she goda move around that?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Well?
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It's like neither do you, motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
It's amazing how how Mama bear we will get with
our dogs when a stranger comments on something on it
and it's all judges.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Like I wanted to leave my dog out it. Why
are you talking about my dog? Shut up? Yeah, she's
still moving around pretty damn well. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Never underestimated stranger's ability to insert their nose into your business,
m especially when it comes to commenting on something that
no one asked him about. It's like, our dog's moving
a little slow. Why do you feel the need to
comment on that?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
What am I supposed to do with that information? Am I?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Am?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I going to thank you for it?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
I'm the asshole that goes You know. You're right, I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna put them down right now.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
You want to come. You know what you inspired this?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I've been putting this off. I'm terrible. Let's you know what,
I'll just do it right here, I'll do it. Look
hit me that brick will do this together. You've shown
me the light clearly. This dog is miserable and.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
I would old yell or it, just take the gun out,
like you know what. I've been waiting for somebody to
say something.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
The difference is that with Tray he'll say all those
things to lure you went, and he'll take that brick
and smack you upside the head with it and.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Kill you or shoot you with that pistol either way
up and then Daisy will come over and feast.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
On your blood, which well then rejuvenate her, restoring her
walk to a fine twenty five year old. Yes, in
dog years anyway. Uh yeah, that as a parent of
an actual baby, are you allowed to have that? Do
(26:23):
people have that same reaction or is that more of
a dog owner reaction to be like rare?
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I don't know, Mike.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
My girlfriend showed me a picture of her nephew, and
the only thing, because I have no kids, but the
only thing I said was that's a massive dome. That's
the only thing that came out of mind, Like not
healthy baby. He's very tall for I think he's a
couple of months old. But boy, his head is as
big as yours.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Dad, Hang on.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
For the record, Trey's head is bigger than mine.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yeah, but yours, You know, attacks structure is better.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
How can you put the blame on me somehow that
my head is attacking immovable objects, when in reality it
feels like they are attacking me.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
You just look like you have.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
A good forehead, like Trey looks like a buckle. You
look like you're gonna keep running till you black out.
Tray's gonna stops level headed.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
He's level headed. You're big headed.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
But yeah, I don't know what they say about kids,
like I don't know how to compliment a baby. I
was like, ah, I mean he's chunky. Apparently that's not
a good thing to say.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
No, And actually that I think that actually solidifies or
shed some light on the point, which is a stranger
will make an a whole comment about your dog. If
you're out on a walk, like the old man did
with Trey's daisy, saying, oh, she's looking kind of not
getting around too good, that same old man is not
going to have a similar comment to someone's baby in
(28:06):
a stroller.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
They're not going to say, oh, that kid's got a
big dome.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
They'll be like, oh, okay, so I'm that guy then,
because I'm the same guy, then apparently I'm like, that's
a that's a big head on that kid.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Well, seeing a picture is one thing. Actually saying it
in front of the baby's parents a whole other thing.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's right, yes, And that's my point is a stranger
will negatively comment on your dog if you're walking the dog,
but they will not do the same with the baby.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, I mean they should.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I've seen pictures of babies and I've been like, wow,
that's an unfortunate looking kid.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
But yeah, yeah, I saw one. I was like, God,
I hope I hope they grow into the face.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yeah, but you're right, I mean even like so, I mean,
Grace is four and a half months and somebody the
other days like, well, she's tiny. I'm like, well, she's
a baby, and I guess they thought it was a
fully grown dog. Like ask me first, Yeah, right, Like,
how howlds the Howl's the dog four and a half months?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Oh okay, Well she looks good for her age, but
she's like oh.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Like I was like, I wasn't feeding her enough or
I wasn't taking her out enough, but like that was
the that's what they were kind of saying, Well she's small. Yeah,
well she's four and a half months old.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I'd like to put this out into the world.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
If you're one of those types that likes to comment
negatively on someone's dog that is being walked. Take that
same energy and that same negative thought and put it
into some mom with a kid and a stroller and
deliver the judgmental thing you have that you think about
(29:52):
that kid. Be like kid, that kid doesn't look like
he's missed a meal.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, Or a gay couple with the baby, because I
would like to see that ass whipping.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
How did that happen? That wouldn't surprise me here, how'd
y'all do that?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Is that yours?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
If they just responded with Obamacare, I would love it,
like figures exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's why I didn't get it, all right, This last
bit of the Treehouse Show today is specifically for you, Raj.
All Right, Okay, I want you to do me a favor.
I want you to close your eyes for a moment
because I want to set this up. Okay, okay, so
close your eyes for just a moment. Closed, Okay, stay
there now. I want you to I want you to
(31:05):
open your eyes. For those that are listening to the show,
I'm not watching it on Patreon, I'm going to sit video.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm going to set the scene for you.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
In this particular scene, there is.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
There is a there is.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
A lovely looking older lady sitting on some bleachers, and
about a row and a half in front of her
on the bleachers is a man wearing a orange vest
holding her cannon pointed directly at her.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yes, this is a video. I just have not hit
play yet.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I just wanted to see Raja's reaction at just the
frozen frame.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
All right, this almost I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
This is the least so I'll ever do. Take a
deep breath. This is one of those This is one
of those expectations versus reality moments. All right, here you go,
this is all for you. Here you go, open your eyes. Watch,
let's take it all in.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I can't see Nana go through this.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
If Nana can go through it, you can watch it.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
All right, here we gorge.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
This is one of the last.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
This is one of those moments where you see it
and you have a dream and it absolutely delivered.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Neither can she.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Because that hit her right in the chest. Oh, you're
gonna see it a bunch of mine.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Oh, and it makes you wonder who is filming this?
Is it? Her granddaughter, her daughter?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, you're right, because the act in itself is pretty
atrocious and hysterical. But the commentary immediately after is also.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Before when she go fire, it true.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
That was a T shirt guy for a day.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
He had this T shirt cannon operator had one job,
and he performed it all too well.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
That's the greatest thing I've ever seen lives.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Back, like, I know, the fact that she's able, the
fact that she's got some core strength left to pull
herself out from in between the bleachers.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I mean, I think the part that really it's so violent.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I mean, there's a guy sitting it looks like probably
six feet to her right, and it scares.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Him when it goes off, but not the other guy
next to him, or the other person next I can't
see if it's a girl chills. So the guy in
the red hat moves the other person I don't think
does she does.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Eventually, once she realizes that it looks like Granny here
might be in trouble, she stands. She starts to stand
up with her mouth.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
A gape, like, oh my god, they actually shot her.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You all came? She fail? She no, she didn't fall
she got a shot. She didn't just fall down. She
was shot in point blank with a T shirt cannon.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
So as a person that. You know, I wanted to be.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Studying for cardiothoracic surgery. This would be the case that
I would want to come in. It's like, what happened.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
We have an elderly lady. She has a T shirt
in her chest.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I know most surgeons can't wait for the conjoined twin operation.
You are waiting for the old lady who took a
T shirt to the chest from a T shirt canon.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
How do you how do you code that? Like a
time of death? One go Buffalo's whatever's on the T shirt.
I hope they that's what they buried her in.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
And this was the last time.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
This was the last time Little Forest McConaughey shot the
T shirt cannon.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
If you think that's Forrest McConaughey, well you are reading
the New York Times.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well look at look at the T shirt cannon operator's
face throughout this entire video.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
So I know it.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
I know it's tempting to watch granny and watch her
get absolutely destroyed by this T shirt being fired out
of the T shirt cannon. But keep an eye on
the T shirt cannon operator here market only for the
briefest of moments, does his smile go away, but then
(36:53):
it immediately returns.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I think the only time to smile went away is
the little bit of recoil. The massive T shirt cannon.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, this is a great example of an over pressurized
T shirt cannon.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
I've never seen. I've never seen pure joy, like they say.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Like when you have a child or when you have you.
This and that this man's face is what I believe
joy to be.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
This is what I think my grandmother feared the most, was.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
You with the with the T shirt canon.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
No, I what she was mostly afraid of before she
actually died was being hauled out of her bedroom, being
hauled out of her Fox News cocoon, and being fired
upon by the Obama death squad.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I just thought you were going to say a brown
man shooting white stuff at her, warn her.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Marchin she fel.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Actually, now that I think about it, listen to this again. Okay,
listen to the part with the girls like fire and
then say she fell. Okay, pay attention to that.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Fire, warn her, marchin, she fail. That's a conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
They are trying to cover this up, because that same
voice says fire it. Then they see what happened and
how injured Granny might be, and then she immediately goes
into cover up mode by saying, she fell.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
She fell, she fell.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Nothing to see here, nothing happened, she just fell.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Had nothing to do with uh BJ's T shirt cannon
hitting her in the chest.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Hang on, play that again and listen to the noise.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
Granny's back makes it hits this that's my favorite part.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
All right, here we.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Go hang on, not to let the conspiracy nut in
me out, But are we sure that's her back hitting
the wood of the bleacher seat behind.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Her, or is it possible there's a second shooter.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Coming from the grassy knoll of the pictures mound behind them?
Speaker 4 (39:33):
How bad was this game? You know?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Back into the left.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Back and to the left back into the maybe it's right,
all right?
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Every time, every time, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
This video has layers, a lot like the lawsuit probably
has that she filed.
Speaker 5 (40:08):
All I'm saying like the only thing I can think
of is it sounds like the daughter or whoever's talking,
was like, hey, can you come over here with your
T shirt canon and shoot my mom?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
And then we're you know, I want you to hold in.
I want you to hold that thought. Let's carry this
over into our Super Plus episode.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Okay, Trey, play us out.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
For all things Treehouse Treehouse on Air dot com.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
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This will be in our Superplus fifty six episode coming right,
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