August 29, 2025 • 36 mins
What stupid do we have for you today? Burning Man orgy ruined by weather, a rousing game of 'Would You Rather', Dan discovers something about himself, and Jerry can't do alcohol math.
PLUS: More steps from Trey's 'Cowboys Anonymous'
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Burning Man 'Orgy Dome' destroyed by high winds
Captain arrested on suspicion of operating container ship drunk
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Burning Man 'Orgy Dome' destroyed by high winds
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trey Trenholm.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Today is RAD.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Day, August twenty nine, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Earlier this week, I told you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
About a headline that I thought was going to be
the headline of the week. That was the story about
the the rail line assessing one hundred and sixteen dollars
fines to passengers caught.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Barbe and that that seems hard to beat.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It does seem, I mean, you can. You can pound it,
and you can pound it as much as you can,
and we did. But we may have spoken too soon,
because I have another contender for headline of the week.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Burning Man's orgy Dome was blown away by high winds
just as the event began.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'd like to I'd like.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
To point out burning Man in this case is not
a man who is burning. It's the concert event in Nevada,
not because it reads just a totally different headline. If
you say burning Man's orgy Dome and you don't know
that that's a music festival, you just think it's just
some guy with an STD which if he has an
(02:11):
orgy dome. You wouldn't be all that surprised by it. Anyway,
we're talking about the music festival Burning Man. Burning Man's
orgy dome was blown away by high winds just as
the event began.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I I know what Burning Man is. I have followed it.
It's always interesting to see the people and the clips
that come out of that. However, this is the first
time I knew there was an orgy dome same.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I didn't follow Burning Man this closely. Now I'm glad
that I don't. But apparently it is. It is a thing,
and it is something that has happened, and I'm worried
for us all. I'm worried. So if you're planning on
going to Burning Man, just keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That it's got some challenges this year. I guess bring
a tent, not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, And by the way, if you're wondering, yes, the
orgy dome is exactly what you think it is, while
Burning Man does have a reputation for drug use and nudity.
If you're wondering, is orgy dome a euphemism for something, No,
that's exactly what it is. The orgy dome is a
(03:40):
private space where couples can explore their sexuality with strangers
while that Burning Man. It's going to be a little
more challenging though, because the winds blew it over. According
to the Burning Man officials, they said, the wind wrecked
(04:01):
our structure. We hope to be able to offer some
workshops if possible, but what remains of the orgy.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Dome is beyond repair. That's so very sad.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I mean, that is I'm sure very disappointing to the
people that we are going to Burning Man.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm sure it's a big, big let down.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And all I can see is just some structure that
looks like a giant boob.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's what it looked like before the winds got to it.
Now it just now.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Don't you hate it when your orgy dome just as
you show up and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All limp, saggy. Yeah, No one likes a flaccid orgy dome.
For those that don't know, mainly me, Burning Man is
an annual event in the desert in which an estimated
seventy thousand people build an entire city from scratch over
the course of the week ending on Labor Day. Known
(05:04):
for attendees who wear colorful outfits or not at all.
The event draws people interested in exploring art, music, and
free expression in a largely unregulated environment, hence the orgy dome.
But that got blown away by the high winds. Yeah,
Attendance is generally limited to couples and solo men are
(05:25):
generally not permitted. No wonder you follow with Trey out
of curiosity and desired. It's like, oh, man, the one
event that I wouldn't mind going, and I'm not allowed.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You don't want to be a burning Man at burning Man.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Because you know, between STDs and children, there is no
telling what is spawned out of the orgy dome.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's a good point.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I will point out that in the subheading of this
story from USA Today. Despite everything that Burning Man is
known for, which is the free expression, drug use and
all these things, it's actually quite popular with children as well.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
With the family affair.
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dot com slash tree House on air. It is time
for our second meeting of Cowboys Anonymous Trey. You have
done the Lord's work in putting together a twelve I
(07:27):
mean thirteen step program for curing us of our addiction
to our Dallas Cowboys. What were the first two steps
that you shared with us yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
Our team and it's salarycap have become unmanageable. Step two
came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
to sanity.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right, what is step three in your Cowboys Anonymous program?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
our falls over to the care of a god as
we understand him, mainly someone who knows, actually knows football
and talent evaluation.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
God slash GM. For me, it's going to be Will
McLay m.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Or the guy, I hate to say it with the
guy from Philly yeh, seems to know how to do it,
like Howie Roseman, I think, or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh, the general manager of the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, it's hard to argue with that success that they've had,
as nauseous as it makes us as Cowboys fans, right,
I don't bemoan the success of the Eagles. I just
can't stand like most humans Eagles.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Fans, Yeah, that's I mean, they're insufferable.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So as the cow Boys limp into the regular season,
the first game against the Super Bowl champion Eagles, that
first game is just under a week away, Oh my god, Thursday,
September fourth. So keep these first few steps, these first
(09:24):
handful of steps in mind when it comes to your
addiction to the Dallas Cowboys. So thank you, Trey, thank
you for keeping us, keeping us on the path.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh you'd have one more?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Good?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
What is the fourth step to freeing us from our
addiction to the Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Made a searching and fearless inventory of our roster and
the time we've devoted to deluding ourselves about it, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Man, including what to do with anything with Micah Parsons.
I feel comfortable in saying that not all of us.
I don't think all of us have a addiction problem
with the Dallas Cowboys, Trey and I do. Jerry, I
don't think you suffer from that particular addiction, do you.
(10:16):
I do not consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
As it is. Over the next.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Week, Trey's going to be sharing with us his twelve
step program on curing all of us of our Cowboys addiction.
Not you, because you're better than that, also because you
have other problems.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But you can take take it and help other people with.
It's called c a Cowboys Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Cowboys Anonymous. It's sort of like religion. We're asking you
to not necessarily go door to door, but when you
see a Cowboys fan in need, it's important that you
testify to them that there is help out there.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
That would be my family, your whole family. The Yeah
Henderson's are hit deep in it, shall we say they
find Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
They do say that addiction runs in families, So it's
very impressive that you've been able to sidestep that particular one.
But it's very difficult seeing those you love suffer.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
All around you. Okay, So today's two steps were again Trey.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
our falls over to the care of God as we
understood him, someone who actually knows about football and talent evaluation. Yeah,
and step four the searching and fearless inventory of our
roster and the time we've devoted to eluding ourselves about it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Look, I'll give I'll give step number three a shot.
But as a Cowboys fan, I've been praying for like
three decades and he ain't been answered my prayers. So
maybe I'm just praying to the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, or maybe you've deluded yourselves about certain things.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right, you bring up a solid point.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It also makes sense as to the reason why the
roof at at and T Stadium, you know, Cowboys at
Jerry World in Arlington. I always liked how the old
stadium had the hole in the roof, right, and the
whole the story behind it was so God could see
his favorite team play. Now it makes sense that Jerry
keeps it closed most of the time. Or maybe it's
(12:44):
Jerry opens it, and God goes, no, no, no, no, no,
He's he just closes that bad boy right on up.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, even God didn't want to hear the prayers of
Cowboys fans.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
He's sick of us, but.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
He has sent you instead. Just is message down from
the mount with your twelve I mean thirteen steps to
curing our cowboys addiction.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, God's like, have you not seen enough to know?
I am not with this team?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Leave me alone.
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here inside the Treehouse. Last week I told you guys
about the men's Cuddling group based out of Pennsylvania. Twice
(14:09):
a month, these men meet and their objective. Their goal
is to redefine masculinity and help one another cure trauma.
We promptly made fun of that, and using that story
as inspiration, I've decided to turn.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It into a would you rather?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And well, I don't know if you're going to like
what you get if I'm being honest with you, So
here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It is time for would you rather?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Here?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Inside the treehouse? And sometimes we call it zommando, but
at the end of the day, it's would you rather?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So here we go? Would you rather.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Join a naked fight club or a clothed men's cuddle group?
Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
club or join and participate in a clothed men's cuddle club.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Let's go with Jerry first. Would you rather.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Which one men's cuddle club?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
They're gonna go with the clothes men's cuddle club?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Why?
Speaker 8 (15:33):
As many times as I've said that the best way
to get an advantage in a fight is to just
get naked before you do it if the other person
is willing, you know, there's there's stuff out there that
is just in danger. It's just it's just a safer thing. Plus,
you know I could I could use the extra love.
(15:54):
You know I got you. You could use a hug.
It's what you're saying, Yeah, I understand a.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Right, Trey? What about you?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
club or a men's cuddle club. Clothed A clothed men's
cuddle club.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
A tough one, I know, uh so hard. I'm gonna
have to lean towards a men's cuddle club knowing that
you know, Dan, you could be my cuddle buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It could be me, though, it could be both of us.
I mean, it's good to be a pile of.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Us because I don't know naked fighting, just that there's
so many things that could go awry.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
M I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So I realized I wanted this to be a tough
question when I thought of it, and then I I
thought about it for about ten seconds. On the surface,
I was like naked fight club then, but then after
about ten seconds of truly thinking about it, I'm gonna
go with clothes cuddle club because look, you know, doing
(17:16):
a good old fight club thing like the movie sounds.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Intriguing, sounds manly.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't look like Brad Pitt, so I'm a little
hesitant to just completely strip in general. But when it
comes to a fight, if you're both naked, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
How that fight's going to go.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Because I mean the fight can start out standing up,
throwing a few punches, but if that fight turns into
a BJJ situation, then if.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You're both naked, you could drop a j real fast.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I mean, what if the guy on the other side
is more of an m M A.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Fighter, That's what I mean.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yeah, it takes to ground.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, grounded pound and if you put you in
a scissor lot.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You will never get out.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah. Or if he's a wrestler, I mean then yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I mean, look, if a rear naked choke is already
a terrible hold inside the octagon, now imagine a rear
naked choke by a naked man.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
And naked. Yeah, that's double naked. That's not good.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I think I'm I think I'd rather cuddle than sword fight,
is what I'm getting at.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, I mean, if you're in an arm bar and
you've got a man's crank, you know that's now.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
If you're at an arm bar and you're not sure
if it's an arm Yeah, you're.
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Speaker 3 (20:03):
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Speaker 6 (20:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Uh, this isn't necessarily another contender for a headline of
the week, but it definitely caught my eye, to say
the least. A boat captain was arrested on suspicion of
operating a container ship while drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
How drunk was he.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Six times the legal limit? Yeah, Now, keeping in mind
that for vessel operators, there's a difference between commercial vessel
operators legal limit for blood alcohol and recreational boating people.
(20:51):
For recreational boating people, it's usually likeero point h eight,
the same way it is if you're driving a car.
For a vessel captain, it's lower, it's point oh four.
So keeping in mind six times that is still point
two four is nothing to bat an eye at. That's
pretty drunk. It's certainly not the highest we've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But that's certainly.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Higher than you want someone who is shipping around tons
and tons of goods on the planet.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yay, maritime loth.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Things really are stricter out there.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You know, Yeah, because that's I mean, you're the captain
of a container ship. Those are pretty.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Big, Uh, they really are.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Under federal law, a person operating a vessel other than
a recreational vessel with blood alcohol concentration of point oh
four or more is considered to be under the influence
the uh. The captain of the MSc Jubilee nine, a
three hundred and thirty three meters container ship operating under
the Liberian flag, was arrested on Wednesday in Seattle. That's
(21:59):
according to a news release from the Coast Guard. A
Puget Sound pilot aboard the ship had reported to the
Coast Guard watchstandards that the captain was exhibiting signs of intoxication.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm on the boat.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
The pilot and first mate operated the vessel from near Everett, Washington,
to the port of Seattle without incident. After the ship
moored at Terminal five, a Coast Guard team and Coast
Guard Investigative Service agents boarded the vessel.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
The captain completed.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
A field sobriety and breathalyzer test, which they said found
he was impaired at more than six times the legal
limit for commercial mariners. Whoops, he was arrested. He was
arrested and transported to King County Jail without incident. The
good news is, I imagine he was so drunk he
didn't have the energy to be incidental.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
You said three hundred and thirty three meters. Yeah, that's
almost four football fields.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Yeah, that's a big boat.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So so.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Six times the maritime limit yep. So that means two
and a half percent of his blood was alcohol.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Zero point two four percent? Oh point two four percent? Yeah, yeah, okay,
mouth all right.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I think you did sixty times.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm pretty sure if he was sixty times I legal limit,
then that that boat would still be going.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
But it would be really funny looking.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
You can imagine if if captains had to do a
road like a like we have to do roadside sobriety tests,
you know, walk a straight line like imagine a captain
has to do it, but with a ship. M HM
can't even fathom. And I'm trying to find the story
back here again. Uh, the vessel was given a relief captain.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It has since been.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Clear you're to resume operations. Just imagine being what do
you do for a living?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'm a d D really.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
For shipping container captain, because they just need me on call.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
That's gonna be a pretty good gig. Actually, relief captain.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
They just pay you to be on call, just in case,
Just in case.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, it'd suck if you had picked that week to
go on a bender yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
The good news is, I feel like we finally have
an angle for Captain Phillips too.
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twenty nine, twenty twenty five. Birthdays Today from One Direction,
Liam Payne is thirty two. Wait a minute, is he
(25:55):
the one that died?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
M that's out of my realm of boy band knowledge.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think he's the one that died. Like he was
at some resort in Costa Rica and someone gave him
someone from the hotel staff gave him some drugs, and
I think he was drunk as well, and I think
he threw himself off the balcony of his.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Room or something.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Yeah, that was Liam Payne.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I should send a note to the prep Service to
update their birthday list because I don't think he's going
to be celebrating today.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
That was October sixteenth of last year. He was obviously
thirty one.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Then it was a big swing and a miss there.
Prep Service a good thing. I recognized it as as
a dead guy. Anyway, So rip to Liam Payne. Happy
birthday to him if you're celebrating somewhere, Liam, anyway, other
(26:51):
birthdays today, maybe for on a happier note. Liam Michelle
from Glee is thirty nine today. Beth Dover, who plays
a lin to Ferguson on Orange Is the New Black
is forty seven. Rufio, Oh God me, God.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Me in the hole.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Rufeo is fifty today. Oh God, that stings like it's
bad enough when you turned fifty, Tray, that made me
feel old, even though you were the one turning fifty.
But for some reason, hearing that Rufio is fifty.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh, if you don't know who Rufeo is, then you
need to go do some learning that.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The actor's name is Dante.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Basco.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Dante Basco turns fifty. He is the leader of the
Lost Boys. In the movie Book.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
That Does hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh great, Robin Williams.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Robin Williams playing Peter Pan.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Nobody else could have done that.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, not even not.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Even close, And it really did like it. It shook
me when Hook killed Rufio. I think it shook everyone
because everyone thought, oh, it's a family film, it's fun
and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
And next thing you.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Know, he's got a he's got a saber in his chest.
Is like, oh my god, actually just killed him. That
was That was one of those jarring deaths as a child.
It's not quite up there with Old Yeller, but it was.
It was a shocking twist in that movie. Why are
you making that face?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Trey.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I don't know I would say it was that shocking.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
It was pretty shocking. Maybe it's because you're a handful
of years older than me, so it wasn't It didn't
have the same effect on you as it did me.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I mean, you know, it was sad, but it was
not Old Yeller.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I said, it's not at the level of Old Yeller.
But as far as shocking movie deaths in family film,
slash kids and movies, that was a surprising one because
I grew up watching the Disney stuff, you know, with
Peter Pan, and it was, you know, Peter Pan fighting,
you know, Captain Hook. Captain Hook gets eaten by the alligator,
(29:25):
but he's not actually dead. Peter Pan never got stabbed
by Hook or ever got hooked by him. He never
saw any of the Lost boys in the cartoon die
at the hand of Captain Hook. But one live action
movie and man, they just ran Rufio right through.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I mean, maybe this is the age difference, but Peter
Pan turning down the Julia Roberts taker Bell, that was shocking. There.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It lies the difference at the ages of when you
saw itself. Yeah, you're right, that is more shocking.
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Speaker 1 (30:35):
We're all things Treehouse on Air dot com, past shows, thanks,
contact info, and more when you visit the website Treehouse
on air dot com. I'm a little ashamed to admit it,
(31:12):
but I had actually forgotten about Julia Roberts as tinker
Bell in Hook and Trey. I want to say thank
you for reminding my dull brain of that, because I
got so focused on the fact that they killed Rufio
in that film, I forgot about the other really hot
part of it, which was Julia Roberts as tinker Bell.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
That's definitely the age difference.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, because what year did Hook come out?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Ninety ninety one? I feel like.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I think you're right. I want to say ninety ninety one,
which would have had me at ten or eleven, so I.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Wasn't quite there at that age.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I do remember seeing Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in
that film and thinking, oh, hi, nineteen ninety one, okay,
So I would have been eleven when that came out,
which would have made you Trey.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
What about fifteen, sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Old, No, anyone. I was seventeen.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, so you when you saw Julia Roberts as tinker Bell,
you were like hey, Now. Meanwhile I was like, oh hi,
So yeah, you're right that age difference was the big
factor in there, about the big impression that Hook left
on us as children.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Because yeah, you probably didn't really appreciate Julia Roberts a
pretty woman.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Then it took a couple more years, but I got there.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Now that being said, I have long I have long felt,
no pun intended. I have long felt that Julia Roberts
is a very stunning woman, but not necessarily one that
I find myself.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Like, oh my gosh, she's hot.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's more like, I can appreciate the fact that she's
a beautiful woman, but I don't necessarily see her in
that same light that I might, you know, somebody else.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Julia Roberts the one kind of a redhead and most
a lot of that stuff that gets me every time
red curly hair. I'm done.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
That is true for you.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Now, maybe it's because she didn't do a whole lot
of sexy roles or whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I don't know if that had something to do with it.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
But I just didn't see her as like like like
a not like Marilyn Monroe, like a sex you know,
pot icon kind of a thing, just a you know,
beautiful and good actress and everything. But all that being said,
when you mentioned Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in Hook,
I was like, oh, yeah, I do remember that, and
(33:52):
I do remember feeling and thinking that something was kind
of stirring in my ten eleven year old self. So
I pulled up the photo just to remind myself. So
here is Julia Roberts as tinker Bell and Hook with
the little the short haircut, the pointy ears, the little
drab outfit. And that's before she tried to shoot her
(34:19):
shot with Peter Pan slash Robin Williams. Because when she
did the shooting of her shot, she had a bit
of a makeover and she looked a little bit different
when she got human sized, because that's when she got
that curly red hair that traced all about and yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Look at that that.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I'm a forty five year old man looking at Julia
Roberts as tinker Bell full size. There's something about pointy
ears that I'm feeling weird about, like like like in
a good way.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
If I'm Peter Pan, I'm crowing all over.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
And I ain't stopping.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
Banger ring baby, Oh not long, last boys.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Get out, seventeen year old me.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
That's an all.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Nighter, oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
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Trey Trenholm.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Today is RAD.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Day, August twenty nine, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Earlier this week, I told you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
About a headline that I thought was going to be
the headline of the week. That was the story about
the the rail line assessing one hundred and sixteen dollars
fines to passengers caught.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Barbe and that that seems hard to beat.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It does seem, I mean, you can. You can pound it,
and you can pound it as much as you can,
and we did. But we may have spoken too soon,
because I have another contender for headline of the week.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Burning Man's orgy Dome was blown away by high winds
just as the event began.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'd like to I'd like.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
To point out burning Man in this case is not
a man who is burning. It's the concert event in Nevada,
not because it reads just a totally different headline. If
you say burning Man's orgy Dome and you don't know
that that's a music festival, you just think it's just
some guy with an STD which if he has an
(02:11):
orgy dome. You wouldn't be all that surprised by it. Anyway,
we're talking about the music festival Burning Man. Burning Man's
orgy dome was blown away by high winds just as
the event began.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I I know what Burning Man is. I have followed it.
It's always interesting to see the people and the clips
that come out of that. However, this is the first
time I knew there was an orgy dome same.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I didn't follow Burning Man this closely. Now I'm glad
that I don't. But apparently it is. It is a thing,
and it is something that has happened, and I'm worried
for us all. I'm worried. So if you're planning on
going to Burning Man, just keep that in mind.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That it's got some challenges this year. I guess bring
a tent, not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, And by the way, if you're wondering, yes, the
orgy dome is exactly what you think it is, while
Burning Man does have a reputation for drug use and nudity.
If you're wondering, is orgy dome a euphemism for something, No,
that's exactly what it is. The orgy dome is a
(03:40):
private space where couples can explore their sexuality with strangers
while that Burning Man. It's going to be a little
more challenging though, because the winds blew it over. According
to the Burning Man officials, they said, the wind wrecked
(04:01):
our structure. We hope to be able to offer some
workshops if possible, but what remains of the orgy.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Dome is beyond repair. That's so very sad.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I mean, that is I'm sure very disappointing to the
people that we are going to Burning Man.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm sure it's a big, big let down.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And all I can see is just some structure that
looks like a giant boob.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's what it looked like before the winds got to it.
Now it just now.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Don't you hate it when your orgy dome just as
you show up and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All limp, saggy. Yeah, No one likes a flaccid orgy dome.
For those that don't know, mainly me, Burning Man is
an annual event in the desert in which an estimated
seventy thousand people build an entire city from scratch over
the course of the week ending on Labor Day. Known
(05:04):
for attendees who wear colorful outfits or not at all.
The event draws people interested in exploring art, music, and
free expression in a largely unregulated environment, hence the orgy dome.
But that got blown away by the high winds. Yeah,
Attendance is generally limited to couples and solo men are
(05:25):
generally not permitted. No wonder you follow with Trey out
of curiosity and desired. It's like, oh, man, the one
event that I wouldn't mind going, and I'm not allowed.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You don't want to be a burning Man at burning Man.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Because you know, between STDs and children, there is no
telling what is spawned out of the orgy dome.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's a good point.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I will point out that in the subheading of this
story from USA Today. Despite everything that Burning Man is
known for, which is the free expression, drug use and
all these things, it's actually quite popular with children as well.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
With the family affair.
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dot com slash tree House on air. It is time
for our second meeting of Cowboys Anonymous Trey. You have
done the Lord's work in putting together a twelve I
(07:27):
mean thirteen step program for curing us of our addiction
to our Dallas Cowboys. What were the first two steps
that you shared with us yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Step one, we admitted we were powerless over the Cowboys,
Our team and it's salarycap have become unmanageable. Step two
came to believe that only a power greater than ourselves,
namely an owner GM and head coach, could restore us
to sanity.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right, what is step three in your Cowboys Anonymous program?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
our falls over to the care of a god as
we understand him, mainly someone who knows, actually knows football
and talent evaluation.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
God slash GM. For me, it's going to be Will
McLay m.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Or the guy, I hate to say it with the
guy from Philly yeh, seems to know how to do it,
like Howie Roseman, I think, or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh, the general manager of the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, it's hard to argue with that success that they've had,
as nauseous as it makes us as Cowboys fans, right,
I don't bemoan the success of the Eagles. I just
can't stand like most humans Eagles.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Fans, Yeah, that's I mean, they're insufferable.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So as the cow Boys limp into the regular season,
the first game against the Super Bowl champion Eagles, that
first game is just under a week away, Oh my god, Thursday,
September fourth. So keep these first few steps, these first
(09:24):
handful of steps in mind when it comes to your
addiction to the Dallas Cowboys. So thank you, Trey, thank
you for keeping us, keeping us on the path.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh you'd have one more?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Okay?
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Good?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
What is the fourth step to freeing us from our
addiction to the Dallas Cowboys?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Made a searching and fearless inventory of our roster and
the time we've devoted to deluding ourselves about it, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Man, including what to do with anything with Micah Parsons.
I feel comfortable in saying that not all of us.
I don't think all of us have a addiction problem
with the Dallas Cowboys, Trey and I do. Jerry, I
don't think you suffer from that particular addiction, do you.
(10:16):
I do not consider yourself lucky.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
As it is. Over the next.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Week, Trey's going to be sharing with us his twelve
step program on curing all of us of our Cowboys addiction.
Not you, because you're better than that, also because you
have other problems.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But you can take take it and help other people with.
It's called c a Cowboys Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Cowboys Anonymous. It's sort of like religion. We're asking you
to not necessarily go door to door, but when you
see a Cowboys fan in need, it's important that you
testify to them that there is help out there.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
That would be my family, your whole family. The Yeah
Henderson's are hit deep in it, shall we say they
find Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
They do say that addiction runs in families, So it's
very impressive that you've been able to sidestep that particular one.
But it's very difficult seeing those you love suffer.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
All around you. Okay, So today's two steps were again Trey.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Step three made a decision to turn our fandom and
our falls over to the care of God as we
understood him, someone who actually knows about football and talent evaluation. Yeah,
and step four the searching and fearless inventory of our
roster and the time we've devoted to eluding ourselves about it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Look, I'll give I'll give step number three a shot.
But as a Cowboys fan, I've been praying for like
three decades and he ain't been answered my prayers. So
maybe I'm just praying to the wrong one.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, or maybe you've deluded yourselves about certain things.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right, you bring up a solid point.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It also makes sense as to the reason why the
roof at at and T Stadium, you know, Cowboys at
Jerry World in Arlington. I always liked how the old
stadium had the hole in the roof, right, and the
whole the story behind it was so God could see
his favorite team play. Now it makes sense that Jerry
keeps it closed most of the time. Or maybe it's
(12:44):
Jerry opens it, and God goes, no, no, no, no, no,
He's he just closes that bad boy right on up.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
No, even God didn't want to hear the prayers of
Cowboys fans.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
He's sick of us, but.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
He has sent you instead. Just is message down from
the mount with your twelve I mean thirteen steps to
curing our cowboys addiction.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, God's like, have you not seen enough to know?
I am not with this team?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
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here inside the Treehouse. Last week I told you guys
about the men's Cuddling group based out of Pennsylvania. Twice
(14:09):
a month, these men meet and their objective. Their goal
is to redefine masculinity and help one another cure trauma.
We promptly made fun of that, and using that story
as inspiration, I've decided to turn.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
It into a would you rather?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And well, I don't know if you're going to like
what you get if I'm being honest with you, So
here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It is time for would you rather?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Here?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Inside the treehouse? And sometimes we call it zommando, but
at the end of the day, it's would you rather?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
So here we go? Would you rather.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Join a naked fight club or a clothed men's cuddle group?
Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
club or join and participate in a clothed men's cuddle club.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Let's go with Jerry first. Would you rather.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Which one men's cuddle club?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
They're gonna go with the clothes men's cuddle club?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Why?
Speaker 8 (15:33):
As many times as I've said that the best way
to get an advantage in a fight is to just
get naked before you do it if the other person
is willing, you know, there's there's stuff out there that
is just in danger. It's just it's just a safer thing. Plus,
you know I could I could use the extra love.
(15:54):
You know I got you. You could use a hug.
It's what you're saying, Yeah, I understand a.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Right, Trey? What about you?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Would you rather join and participate in a naked fight
club or a men's cuddle club. Clothed A clothed men's
cuddle club.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
A tough one, I know, uh so hard. I'm gonna
have to lean towards a men's cuddle club knowing that
you know, Dan, you could be my cuddle buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
It could be me, though, it could be both of us.
I mean, it's good to be a pile of.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Us because I don't know naked fighting, just that there's
so many things that could go awry.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
M I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So I realized I wanted this to be a tough
question when I thought of it, and then I I
thought about it for about ten seconds. On the surface,
I was like naked fight club then, but then after
about ten seconds of truly thinking about it, I'm gonna
go with clothes cuddle club because look, you know, doing
(17:16):
a good old fight club thing like the movie sounds.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Intriguing, sounds manly.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't look like Brad Pitt, so I'm a little
hesitant to just completely strip in general. But when it
comes to a fight, if you're both naked, you don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
How that fight's going to go.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Because I mean the fight can start out standing up,
throwing a few punches, but if that fight turns into
a BJJ situation, then if.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You're both naked, you could drop a j real fast.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I mean, what if the guy on the other side
is more of an m M A.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Fighter, That's what I mean.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yeah, it takes to ground.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, yeah, grounded pound and if you put you in
a scissor lot.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You will never get out.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah. Or if he's a wrestler, I mean then yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I mean, look, if a rear naked choke is already
a terrible hold inside the octagon, now imagine a rear
naked choke by a naked man.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
And naked. Yeah, that's double naked. That's not good.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I think I'm I think I'd rather cuddle than sword fight,
is what I'm getting at.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, I mean, if you're in an arm bar and
you've got a man's crank, you know that's now.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
If you're at an arm bar and you're not sure
if it's an arm Yeah, you're.
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All right.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Uh, this isn't necessarily another contender for a headline of
the week, but it definitely caught my eye, to say
the least. A boat captain was arrested on suspicion of
operating a container ship while drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
How drunk was he.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Six times the legal limit? Yeah, Now, keeping in mind
that for vessel operators, there's a difference between commercial vessel
operators legal limit for blood alcohol and recreational boating people.
(20:51):
For recreational boating people, it's usually likeero point h eight,
the same way it is if you're driving a car.
For a vessel captain, it's lower, it's point oh four.
So keeping in mind six times that is still point
two four is nothing to bat an eye at. That's
pretty drunk. It's certainly not the highest we've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
But that's certainly.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Higher than you want someone who is shipping around tons
and tons of goods on the planet.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yay, maritime loth.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Things really are stricter out there.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You know, Yeah, because that's I mean, you're the captain
of a container ship. Those are pretty.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Big, Uh, they really are.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Under federal law, a person operating a vessel other than
a recreational vessel with blood alcohol concentration of point oh
four or more is considered to be under the influence
the uh. The captain of the MSc Jubilee nine, a
three hundred and thirty three meters container ship operating under
the Liberian flag, was arrested on Wednesday in Seattle. That's
(21:59):
according to a news release from the Coast Guard. A
Puget Sound pilot aboard the ship had reported to the
Coast Guard watchstandards that the captain was exhibiting signs of intoxication.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm on the boat.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
The pilot and first mate operated the vessel from near Everett, Washington,
to the port of Seattle without incident. After the ship
moored at Terminal five, a Coast Guard team and Coast
Guard Investigative Service agents boarded the vessel.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
The captain completed.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
A field sobriety and breathalyzer test, which they said found
he was impaired at more than six times the legal
limit for commercial mariners. Whoops, he was arrested. He was
arrested and transported to King County Jail without incident. The
good news is, I imagine he was so drunk he
didn't have the energy to be incidental.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
You said three hundred and thirty three meters. Yeah, that's
almost four football fields.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:55):
Yeah, that's a big boat.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So so.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Six times the maritime limit yep. So that means two
and a half percent of his blood was alcohol.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Zero point two four percent? Oh point two four percent? Yeah, yeah, okay,
mouth all right.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I think you did sixty times.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm pretty sure if he was sixty times I legal limit,
then that that boat would still be going.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
But it would be really funny looking.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
You can imagine if if captains had to do a
road like a like we have to do roadside sobriety tests,
you know, walk a straight line like imagine a captain
has to do it, but with a ship. M HM
can't even fathom. And I'm trying to find the story
back here again. Uh, the vessel was given a relief captain.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
It has since been.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Clear you're to resume operations. Just imagine being what do
you do for a living?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I'm a d D really.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
For shipping container captain, because they just need me on call.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
That's gonna be a pretty good gig. Actually, relief captain.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
They just pay you to be on call, just in case,
Just in case.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, it'd suck if you had picked that week to
go on a bender yourself.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
The good news is, I feel like we finally have
an angle for Captain Phillips too.
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twenty nine, twenty twenty five. Birthdays Today from One Direction,
Liam Payne is thirty two. Wait a minute, is he
(25:55):
the one that died?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
M that's out of my realm of boy band knowledge.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think he's the one that died. Like he was
at some resort in Costa Rica and someone gave him
someone from the hotel staff gave him some drugs, and
I think he was drunk as well, and I think
he threw himself off the balcony of his.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Room or something.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Yeah, that was Liam Payne.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I should send a note to the prep Service to
update their birthday list because I don't think he's going
to be celebrating today.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
That was October sixteenth of last year. He was obviously
thirty one.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Then it was a big swing and a miss there.
Prep Service a good thing. I recognized it as as
a dead guy. Anyway, So rip to Liam Payne. Happy
birthday to him if you're celebrating somewhere, Liam, anyway, other
(26:51):
birthdays today, maybe for on a happier note. Liam Michelle
from Glee is thirty nine today. Beth Dover, who plays
a lin to Ferguson on Orange Is the New Black
is forty seven. Rufio, Oh God me, God.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Me in the hole.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Rufeo is fifty today. Oh God, that stings like it's
bad enough when you turned fifty, Tray, that made me
feel old, even though you were the one turning fifty.
But for some reason, hearing that Rufio is fifty.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh, if you don't know who Rufeo is, then you
need to go do some learning that.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
The actor's name is Dante.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Basco.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Dante Basco turns fifty. He is the leader of the
Lost Boys. In the movie Book.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
That Does hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh great, Robin Williams.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Robin Williams playing Peter Pan.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Nobody else could have done that.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, not even not.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Even close, And it really did like it. It shook
me when Hook killed Rufio. I think it shook everyone
because everyone thought, oh, it's a family film, it's fun
and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
And next thing you.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Know, he's got a he's got a saber in his chest.
Is like, oh my god, actually just killed him. That
was That was one of those jarring deaths as a child.
It's not quite up there with Old Yeller, but it was.
It was a shocking twist in that movie. Why are
you making that face?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Trey.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I don't know I would say it was that shocking.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
It was pretty shocking. Maybe it's because you're a handful
of years older than me, so it wasn't It didn't
have the same effect on you as it did me.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
I mean, you know, it was sad, but it was
not Old Yeller.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I said, it's not at the level of Old Yeller.
But as far as shocking movie deaths in family film,
slash kids and movies, that was a surprising one because
I grew up watching the Disney stuff, you know, with
Peter Pan, and it was, you know, Peter Pan fighting,
you know, Captain Hook. Captain Hook gets eaten by the alligator,
(29:25):
but he's not actually dead. Peter Pan never got stabbed
by Hook or ever got hooked by him. He never
saw any of the Lost boys in the cartoon die
at the hand of Captain Hook. But one live action
movie and man, they just ran Rufio right through.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I mean, maybe this is the age difference, but Peter
Pan turning down the Julia Roberts taker Bell, that was shocking. There.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
It lies the difference at the ages of when you
saw itself. Yeah, you're right, that is more shocking.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
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Speaker 1 (30:35):
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contact info, and more when you visit the website Treehouse
on air dot com. I'm a little ashamed to admit it,
(31:12):
but I had actually forgotten about Julia Roberts as tinker
Bell in Hook and Trey. I want to say thank
you for reminding my dull brain of that, because I
got so focused on the fact that they killed Rufio
in that film, I forgot about the other really hot
part of it, which was Julia Roberts as tinker Bell.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
That's definitely the age difference.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, because what year did Hook come out?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Ninety ninety one? I feel like.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I think you're right. I want to say ninety ninety one,
which would have had me at ten or eleven, so I.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Wasn't quite there at that age.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I do remember seeing Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in
that film and thinking, oh, hi, nineteen ninety one, okay,
So I would have been eleven when that came out,
which would have made you Trey.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
What about fifteen, sixteen years.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Old, No, anyone. I was seventeen.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, so you when you saw Julia Roberts as tinker Bell,
you were like hey, Now. Meanwhile I was like, oh hi,
So yeah, you're right that age difference was the big
factor in there, about the big impression that Hook left
on us as children.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Because yeah, you probably didn't really appreciate Julia Roberts a
pretty woman.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Then it took a couple more years, but I got there.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Now that being said, I have long I have long felt,
no pun intended. I have long felt that Julia Roberts
is a very stunning woman, but not necessarily one that
I find myself.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Like, oh my gosh, she's hot.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's more like, I can appreciate the fact that she's
a beautiful woman, but I don't necessarily see her in
that same light that I might, you know, somebody else.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Julia Roberts the one kind of a redhead and most
a lot of that stuff that gets me every time
red curly hair. I'm done.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
That is true for you.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Now, maybe it's because she didn't do a whole lot
of sexy roles or whatever.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I don't know if that had something to do with it.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
But I just didn't see her as like like like
a not like Marilyn Monroe, like a sex you know,
pot icon kind of a thing, just a you know,
beautiful and good actress and everything. But all that being said,
when you mentioned Julia Roberts as tinker Bell in Hook,
I was like, oh, yeah, I do remember that, and
(33:52):
I do remember feeling and thinking that something was kind
of stirring in my ten eleven year old self. So
I pulled up the photo just to remind myself. So
here is Julia Roberts as tinker Bell and Hook with
the little the short haircut, the pointy ears, the little
drab outfit. And that's before she tried to shoot her
(34:19):
shot with Peter Pan slash Robin Williams. Because when she
did the shooting of her shot, she had a bit
of a makeover and she looked a little bit different
when she got human sized, because that's when she got
that curly red hair that traced all about and yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Look at that that.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I'm a forty five year old man looking at Julia
Roberts as tinker Bell full size. There's something about pointy
ears that I'm feeling weird about, like like like in
a good way.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
If I'm Peter Pan, I'm crowing all over.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
And I ain't stopping.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
Banger ring baby, Oh not long, last boys.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Get out, seventeen year old me.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
That's an all.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Nighter, oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
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