April 17, 2025 • 50 mins
What Dan did do to get out of a test? You can find out in today's show, along with when NOT to call AAA, who hears better, and why you should carry a run gun. PLUS: A super smart kid and dumb sh*t left behind in Ubers!
LINKS:
Woman called AAA during standoff to fix tire police had just spiked, report says | KSL.com
Study shows women can hear better than men
Female jogger reveals she open carries while working out— and urges other women to run with a gun: 'Protect yourself ladies'
Grapevine High School junior gets perfect score on ACT and SAT | wfaa.com
Urinal, divorce papers, bucket of beans: Uber shares its 2025 Lost & Found index | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth
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LINKS:
Woman called AAA during standoff to fix tire police had just spiked, report says | KSL.com
Study shows women can hear better than men
Female jogger reveals she open carries while working out— and urges other women to run with a gun: 'Protect yourself ladies'
Grapevine High School junior gets perfect score on ACT and SAT | wfaa.com
Urinal, divorce papers, bucket of beans: Uber shares its 2025 Lost & Found index | FOX 4 Dallas-Fort Worth
The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and radio show. Leave your worries outside and join Dan O'Malley, Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and their guests for laughs about current events, stupid news, and the comedy that is their lives. If it's stupid, it's in here.
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
Trey Trendholme. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thousand and
one five, almost at the end of another week, and
(00:42):
I have to point this out, Trey. We're not even
halfway through the year. Where just a little bit past
one quarter of the year, and I believe I have
found the headline of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
In Okay April. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A bold statement.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It is a bold state done. Normally this is where
I would ask are you ready for it? But I'm
not going to because you're not. There's no way that
you'd be prepared for the headline I'm about to deliver
to you. So here we go. A woman called triple
(01:24):
A to fix a flat tire that the police had
just spiked. Thank you, thank you. That's headline of the
year only mid April.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Good on her thinking ahead because knowing triple A takes
an hour or two to get there. Yeah sure, oh man.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A woman called triple A to fix a flat tire
the police had just spiked. That is fantastic. A forty
five year old woman in Utah named Anime Martinez was
arrested after leading police on a high speed chase. It
began when a cock clocked her at one hundred and
twenty miles per hour started a hot pursuit. Troopers attempted
(02:18):
to spike her tires two times. They were successful. On
the second try, nearly one hundred miles away from where
she was first spotted, Anime's tire deflated and she pulled
off to the side of the road. The police then
surrounded the vehicle, but she would not give up. She
would not lower her window, and she would not exit
(02:39):
the vehicle. She managed to get herself into a standoff
with police on the side of the road. About forty
minutes into the standoff, she decided to call Triple A
to have them come and fix the flat tire that
the police had spiked.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, her first mistake as a fellow Triple A member.
Uh huh, she should have used the app It's really good,
you can just open it up.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Faster service.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh yeah, let's wait time, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, she called Triple A and believe it or not,
they answered, but instead of sending a technician to come
fix the tire, they instead transferred the call to the police,
and the police on the scene jumped on the call
and they were able to convince her to give up
and exit the vehicle. She was then charged with reckless
(03:41):
driving and failing to stop for police. So there you
have it. Mid April and we've already got what I
believe to be the headline of the year. A woman
called Triple A to fix a flat tire that the
police had spiked.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, did they say did Did she think the cops
were just giving her an escort? I mean, it sounds
like something I feel like in that case, they could
have charged her with a lot more. So I'm gonna
guess she was having some kind of mental episode or something.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Perhaps there's I mean, there's definitely a large chunk of
this story that we don't know. The lack of charges
also her thinking that Triple A would just show up unseen, casually,
bypassed the police blockade, ignore any orders they might shout
(04:44):
at them, and then just promptly get to fixing the
flat tire of the Triple A customer. Don't get me wrong,
at one point, I too was a Triple A member,
But I don't think that they would go past the
police line to fix my flat.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I mean maybe maybe, maybe maybe the police, you know,
would recognize the tow truck drivers as fellow first responders
and just usher them right in there.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, but we have a right kids.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That joke goes way back.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, Look, we have friends that are tow truck drivers.
One of my favorite tow truck drivers is is Is
Alan from Jordan Towing, one of North Texas's finest towing establishments.
And I don't fight him when he says that that
they're they're on scene with police and fire very frequently,
(05:47):
because he's right.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And when not, like I said, that's it's an old joke.
It's not. They they are and they what they do
is very dangerous. They on the side of the road
all times, all hours of day and night, helping people.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So the best way that I can relay this to
a tow truck operator is police officers, firefighters. They're civil employees.
They are. They're government employees who uh you know, are taxes,
pay their stuff, right, whereas tow truck operators are private. Okay,
(06:30):
that's not that's not part of the public right, it's
not part of public safety. It's private stuff. So I
tell Alan when he's standing over me, four feet above
me because he's a massive muscular man. I tell him,
you're sort of like a mercenary. You're a private contractor.
(06:51):
You're the badass on the side that comes in and
wearing all black and looking really cool, kind of like
an adjacent Bourdon kind of movie. You don't want to
be lumped in with the police officers. The thing.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So, Dan, how often is this man standing over you?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Usually about once a year on St.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Patrick's Day?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And don't you dare ask me why.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
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the tree House. Now. We read a story on a
recent episode Daniel about new research has shown that if
you can be silent in your relationship with your partner,
it means the relationship is strong. Does that hold true
(07:49):
for you and your wife, Carrie? Does is silence golden
in your relationship?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And no?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yes and no?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So Carrie is very big on commune vation, talking about
stuff each other knows what's going on. But at the
end of the day, there are a lot of times
that Carrie will go in the bedroom, lay down and
turn on the TV and close the door. And I
know that's my signal to stay out here and not
(08:20):
bother her. So in that magnitude, I guess silence is better.
But she's really just wants to be by herself and
watch TV. She doesn't want to listen to me anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well said, and I think that's what the experts meant,
basically saying that if your relationship can withstand prolonged periods
of silence, you're good and buy that standard. Daniel, you
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I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trede Trnholm and dear friend
comedian Raj Charm back from being on the road. Good
to have you back inside the treehouse.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Bud. Thank you. It's a little sort from all the talking.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That'll do it. Yep, that'll do it. The more you
do it, the more in shape it becomes. The throat. Yeah,
you just gotta you just gotta get on it.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
All right, Well, I'm we're welcoming you back into the
treehouse with some very unfortunate news. And that is, although
it's not surprising news whatsoever, it turns out women are
better at hearing than men. Everywhere in the world. According
to a new study, not one corner of this planet
(10:28):
did men perform better in a hearing test than women.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Well tell them that to my ex who's deaf in
one ear.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That means that means she could probably still hear at
least as good as you.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
All Right, I'm gonna ask this question, h are we
talking about hearing or listening? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The headline says, well done. Yeah, so let's let's give
a little more context here. A new global study found
that women generally have more sensitive hearing than men, challenging
the idea that age is the main factor. Analyzing four
hundred people across thirteen countries, researchers found women could hear
(11:15):
about two decibels better. Environmental factors also did matter. People
in forests had the best hearing, while those at high
altitudes had the worst. Just imagine being the research and
the location scouting team for this study. It's like, Okay,
we need people from forests, we need people from the mountains.
(11:37):
This sounds like a Middle Earth quest trying to find
participants for this study. We need to find the water people,
the sand people.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The elves, the hobbits.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know, because you know, probably the hobbits probably do
they have big ears. That's the elk.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The elves are going to have great ears because they
got the big, pointy ears. H Hobbit's probably not as
much because their ears are just smaller, I.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Don't know, and lower to the ground and lower lower
to the ground.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, uh, I mean, there's an obvious explanation for this.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Do you have it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, men have gone death because we've been listening to
the women hid us since we were born.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
My ex and I broke up because she couldn't hear.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Was that what it was or she was just sick
of hearing you?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
No, she would She could hear from one side, So
if I said something, she heard half the sentence, and
that's what it was, so she would hear the wrong
part of the sentence. She wouldn't hear the whole thing,
and so then that's what it CAUs. That's what caused
the breakup. So I don't know if this study they
need to they need to test her in this study.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Sounds like it sounds like it was she a forest
dweller or a mountain dweller. Sure, urban residents, Oh, here
we go. Urban residents were more attuned to the high
pitched sounds. The study, which is published in Scientific Reports,
suggests both biology and environment shape hearing, though heightened sensitivity
(13:23):
may increase noise related health risks.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
I think when they say urban, I think they're talking
about like police sirens and fire like that's what the
high tunes are.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I just love it that they're asking forest people and
it just makes no sense to me, okay, now let's
let's but let's let's let's take a brief serious approach
to this topic, to this study that says women around
the world here better than men do. H that's not
(14:01):
fair because they already remember everything unlike us. So to me,
it's only a matter of time before women join forces
with artificial intelligence and defeat us men. And if I'm
being honest, when you look back at our history with women,
(14:23):
we probably deserve it. I mean, the three of us,
you know, that could be arguable, but throughout history, men
have been really, really awful to women, So I kind
of think we deserve it. If you know, if women
decided to join forces with AI, and I guess just
get rid of all the dudes.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, that's when I'll well join a monastery.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Even AI is gonna at a certain point just go
you all make no sense. Stop.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, I still think AI. I still think AI would
turn on the women, but I could still see them
forces at least for a time.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, until they come to the point men have, which
is like stop stop. I don't want to hear thirty
minutes about how how Judy was mean to you at work. AI.
AI will do the same thing men do. They'll get
presented a problem, give them a common or irrational, easy,
(15:24):
easy to solve, a way to solve the problem, and
then they'll realize that women have no interest in solving
the problem. They got to complain about it. And then
that's when AI does what men have done, and they
just it'll shuttle off to the corner of the room
and put its hands over its ears and just make
it stop.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, because occasionally to chat GPT
and say, you know, she was mean to me again,
and then chat GPT will come back with like forty
two different solutions to the problem, and she'll respond back,
I don't need a solution, I need you.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Actually, actually this is where we need to seize the
opportunity and start a new AI. Just called it like
girl talk and just you know, because yeah, just have
have have a female AI that just you know, listens
and and has no interest in solving the problem, but
just will help them just keep talking to him about it,
(16:19):
you know. Yeah. Yeah, Emily's a pitch. She was so
wrong for doing that, you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Know, just just a sympathetic robot AI.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, totally defies logic and reason and just listens and
and and and and just really didn't have to just recites,
just go oh yeah, Emily's so bad. Oh yeah, Barbar's
a bitch. You were right, girl, And you know you
just Ai just sitting there and really just doing its nails,
just going.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
You're a queen. Keep talking, queen. That's what he needs
to do.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Your crown's tilted. Let me adjust it for you, honey.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, just just let it like go meld with like
Etsy and something else and and just uh, yeah, you're right.
But you know what you need. You need a scented candle, aromatherapy,
make it all better, bath bomb, uh huh, bath bomb,
and a Chardonnay for you girl.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
May I suggest to you that this new scent from
Yankee candles.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Because regular AI the headline would be AI commit suicide.
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House Plus today. This is the tree House Show. I'm Dan,
He's Trey. That is Raj. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth,
twenty twenty five. I ran a quick simulation in the
break to see what it would look like a sympathetic
chatbot for the ladies. That way they can just speak
to the CHATGPT bot and get that sympathetic ear and
(18:47):
no solutions whatsoever. Unfortunately, my simulation ended poorly. I have
audio of chat GPT at the end of the simulation
talking to a woman only providing her a sympathet ear,
not solutions. So that was a very quick simulation. We
(19:09):
do have other things to jump into here inside the Treehouse,
and that is this Raj. I know you like to
go outside. You go for walks and things, Trey. You're
more of a go to the gym guy. Do you
go outside for a walk.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Or a run? I mean as far as exercise like
outside now. I mean obviously I walk Daisy, I do
things outside, but exercise now, I'm more of a gym guy.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I got you. Well, keep this in mind. The next
time you see a lady outside working out, maybe she's
going for a walk, maybe she's going for a run.
But here's something just to keep in mind if she's
wearing something that you're not quite sure what it is.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
For all the people saying that I should be concealed
caring when I am on my run, I would just
like to say, you're probably not a female who has
men slow down and stop to watch them running. When
I am open carrying, those people will slow down, look
at me, see that I'm open caring, and quickly drive
on by. So that is why I will keep open
carrying on my run.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah. So there you have a young lady talking about
her open carrying on her runs. She's firing back after
being criticized for carrying a gun while working out in public.
Her name is Mikayla Dieppa. She's from South Carolina, and
she made her open carry statement in a TikTok clip
that was posted last week and it has since clocked
(20:31):
up more than five million views. One more time. Let's
enjoy this one more time for Mikayla.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
For all the people saying that I should be concealed
caring when I am on my run, I would just
like to say, you're probably not a female who has
men slow down and stop to watch them running. When
I am open carrying, those people will slow down, look
at me, see that I'm open caring, and quickly drive
on by. So that is why I will keep open
carrying on my run.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
All right, A couple things here briefly. First of all,
she's got the uh I don't know this. It's I
don't know if it's a TikTok Han gesture thing. It's
like with her hands. With one hand, she's holding the
phone recording herself right with the other hand, she's making
like the crab claw type speaking gesture.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's well, it is. It's a new thing, especially with
the women. I guess she normally has long nails because
it makes a little clicking sound as they're doing it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I don't like it. If you want men to leave
you alone on your run, run, doing the clap run,
doing the the crab claw finger thing, they'll leave you alone.
We don't want to talk to anyone that does this
over and over and over.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
She didn't. She just needs to talk people. Are you
know men? Quickly you can smell the crazy in that one,
and they're gonna drive on by because honestly, prima facia,
you look at her, attractive woman carrying a gun. I've stopped.
I would stop and stare be like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, Trey's immediately turned on. Raj is gonna be turned off.
I'm gonna be looking wondering what she carrying.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, and then I would start her talk and be
like no, thank you, Vance and I.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
And that's something that that people need to keep in mind.
It's not always about your body. It's like the gay
It's like the guy we talked about the other day
who was worried about the gay beam machine at the airport,
which is actually a scanner looking for weapons. It's not
recording photos of your junk that some creepy TSA agent
just couldn't wait for you to walk through, and it's
(22:33):
gonna save those to his personal file later. You're not
that hot now, this chick, she may be thinking that
she's that hot, and is she attractive? Sure, but not
everyone looking at you was looking at you thinking like
I'm gonna do terrible things to her. Someone like me
might be looking at her seeing the velcrow body strap
and think is that is that a holster? It is,
but it's hard to tell if you don't know it.
(22:54):
And if it is a holster, what kind of weapon
is she carrying. I'm genuinely curious because I think if
you're going to open carry, there's different types of weapons
that you may lean towards or against. And if you're
on a run, there's lots of jiggling around. Make sure
you maybe you have a pistol that's got a safety
as opposed to one that doesn't. There's all sorts of
things I could be looking at. Also, the outfit matters,
(23:18):
Let's be honest. It's something that keeps getting thrown around
on social media all over the place. And there's a
very simple reality to all this. Okay, men are gonna
look no matter what. That may not make it okay,
but it is reality. And the fact is the less
(23:39):
you wear, the more heads you turn. Now, this lady
is wearing sports bra and running shorts, so they're kind
of high up shorts. If you want men to not
look at you wear more clothing. And by the way,
this is not this is not a male only you know,
(24:01):
this is not only a problem that men are guilty of.
I've seen women do this as well. I've seen women
ogle men uh and make comments on it. Not me,
of course, because I've got a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're checking out the guy with the chiseled abs and
disinterested look on his face. I was the kid who
wore a T shirt in the pool way before the
dermatologist recommended it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Do you get more attention now with your nipples pierced?
My nipples aren't pierced. Oh, you know, you just show
them to Tara.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Where do you come up with this stuff?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
It's usually fun just off the cuff, but it's like
when you got it's like when you got your junk pierced.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I don't have that either, and if I did, I
certainly would not be outside.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
You would hear it.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It clings against the rings, it clinks against the nipple rings,
and it clinks against my sig.
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Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thy twenty five. There
is huge, huge news coming out of the academic world,
and more specifically the North Texas academic world. Very impressive.
A North Texas high schooler got a perfect score on
(26:25):
not just the SAT but also the Act. Who grape
Vine Colleyville junior? This is I believe Grapevine High School. Yeah,
a grape Vine High School junior got perfect scores on
both the Act and the SAT this school year. His
(26:47):
name is Piush.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Malik Deuschmalek yep.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
He posted the thirty six on the ACT on his
first try last October and the sixteen hundred on the
SAT on his second try in March. On his first
attempt at the SAT, he got a fifteen ninety, just
shy of the perfect score obviously. That's why he took
it again, because he knew he could do just one better,
(27:16):
and he did. It'll show up, son of a bitch,
Like it's it's hard enough to get a perfect score
on one of them. But then you're like, well, I'm
just going to do both. If there was a third,
he'd probably be doing that one.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I hope you feel bad for the kid of His
parents were like, Nope, not good enough.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
That would be my mom.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
That's that's exactly what happened. When he got the fifteen ninety.
They're like, that's like the Indian fill.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm nowhere on I'm nowhere near this kid's level. But
a very similar thing did happen to me. In high school.
We had exemptions forester exams for the end of semester
exams when once you became a senior, you could be
exempt from your exams if you had an eighty or above.
So if you had a B average, you could be
(28:10):
exempt from the from that semester final. Right. I had
like an eighty, like a high eighty something in algebra,
and my mom, my mom would not sign the form
and give me consent for the exemption because she told
me you should you should have gotten an A, so
go take that test and get the A. And I
(28:30):
told her mom, unlike algebra, I know other math better.
And the other math tells me that because of the
weight of this exam, there is no way for me
to improve my semester grade. The only thing I can
do on this test. I forged her signature and didn't
take the test because I had the power of common sense.
(28:54):
She did not, and therefore I made my decision and
I stand by it. But I do certainly late to
the that's not good enough approach from a parent.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, the fact that you were allowed to have a
B on envious of Like that was not in our house.
That was not a thing, Like you weren't allowed to
get a B The fact that you had but eighty eight,
Like I'm disappointed in you.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, Well, how did you say his name? Raj piush
Malik Piusche piushe e i y u s h okay
peusch well, Pusche says. The district said that Push credits
his achievement to rigorous courses offered at Grapevine Colleyville Independent
School District, along with his teacher's willingness to help when
(29:42):
he had questions, and not once claiming that it's the
parents holding the gun to his head.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yes, my niece is a junior and she just got
a fourteen fifty on the SAT and she was disappointed, disappointed,
in herself.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Are her parents making her sleep outside or not even
on the property at all.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I think they've disowned her at this point.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Or is she allowed to sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Really, yeah, no, she just has to keep making iPhones.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Look for me, I still remember if mine was I
think ten sixty or ten eighty something like that, which
is not which is not good, but it's not bad.
In my defense, I was I was hungover, and all
I cared about was just just doing enough to get
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me into University of Texas at Arlington, and my ten
sixty or ten eighty whatever it was, accomplished that. So
I hadn't I had no reason to take it again.
I wasn't going to spend the money to see if
I could try to get into the twelve hundreds, and
this time not drink the night before, I was like,
you know what, I'm good. I'm going to get into UTA,
the commuter school in the middle of Arlington. I'm gonna
(30:59):
be just fine.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yeah, I got a I got a thirteen fifty, and
I went to Richland.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
So I went to Richland. Isn't it amazing how those
three hundred points difference of art pads still crossed?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I think I'm ashamed of myself.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Look, Dallas Community Colleges are great institutions.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
And I went from from there to Texas State.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Also a legendary institution.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
For other reasons than education. You know, you know what's easy.
When I got accepted over the phone, I didn't even
fill out favorwork.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Did you call them or did they call you? They're like, telemarketing,
we would like you to join our school.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
I called them and I was like, you know, what's
the all of the requirements for enrollment? They're like, do
you have thirty like transferable hours? And I was like yes.
They're like do you have a two point five or higher?
And I was like that but three ninety seven and
I'm like cool, I'll send you your kit. That was
it when you.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Call it enrolled?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Was that a one nine hundred number?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's up there with that? It's up there with that
car dealership. That all they cared about was do you
have a job? Do you have ninety nine dollars? Then
you can get a new car. That's pretty much the
same enrollment process that Texas State used.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yes, I was stunned. I was like, are we done?
Give me the name?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It was more stunned, Raj them or you?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Oh my god, he chose us.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like the one kid on campus that had any that
had a score over twelve hundred.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I was the only Indian kid there.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Usually the Texas state scores are measured in blow blood
alcohol content.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
We got a sixteen hundred. He's dead.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
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Speaker 2 (33:26):
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This is the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth,
twenty twenty five. Uh, Trey, we shared our we shared
our SAT scores. What about you? How'd you do on
the old SAT?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's like a thirteen twenty on the SAT and which
made me it was borderline to get into ut Uh
then I got a thirty five on the act, so
that that did the trick.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Oh wow, that's grazesus.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Look for you, I'll tell you what for three guys
that whose expertise lies in stupid, we got pretty good
test scores. Not me, You guys do. Uh, but my
excuse is I was hungover.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
And you got it in a ten sixty, said I.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Honestly, it was like ten sixty, ten eighty something like that.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Wow, yeah, he got an AM score.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I did.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I had an AM news radio score.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What did you get a day?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Dan? Would you get on your fat news radio ten
eight KRLD. The irony of that is I never worked
at ten eighty, but I while I didn't work at
KRL d AM, I did work at KRLD FM.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
My parents wouldn't let me come home if I got it.
If I got a ten eighty, I'd be I'd be
walking the.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Streets disowned no longer. Yeah yeah for me, Like, I
didn't even care if I'm with my mom approved of
that score or not. I was like, I don't care.
All I care about is just hitting the minimum threshold
to get into UTA. I did that. I'm good And
she couldn't say squat about it at that time or
ever again, because I was the one paying for it.
(35:46):
So if you're paying for school, then I'll go back
as many times as you want me to to make
sure I improve on the score. But if I'm paying
for it, then I'm gonna be the one making that decision,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah, that was I mean, my parents paid for paid
for college. That's why they were like, uh, and it's
going to be pre med correct, and no, I really
want to do theater and they're like, and it's going
to be pre med correct.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah. Yeah, but I mean it worked out. I mean,
you were pre med at Texas State, which is just
another just another way of saying that your majorrinking drugs.
So it worked out.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thy twenty five. Wait
a second, So you got a thirteen twenty tray on
your set, a thirty five on the act and thirty
six is perfect, right because that's what that kid in
grape Vine got and you were concerned about getting into UT.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, even back then, UT was hard to get into.
Uh yeah, I was top five percent of my class,
and I said with the thirteen twenty, I was I
was borderline. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
I got into UT and I missed a registration by
an hour. They don't let transfer students late registered, and
I was like, oh man, sorry, I just missed it
by an hour. I got the little grid wrong and
I had my dorm assignment and everything, and they're like nope.
And that's when my dad sant Marcus. I was like, okay, good, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
And look at us all now, we're all doing so great. Yeah,
all right. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, twoenty twenty five.
Birthdays today. Rooney Mara turns forty. She like her other
like the other maraa girl. She's also an actress. She
(37:50):
was the girl with the dragon tattoo. She was also
Mary Magdalen in the movie from twenty eighteen. Their family
owns the New York Giants. That's the dad's family, the Maras,
they owned the Giant. The mom's family, the Rooneys, they
owned the Pittsburgh Steelers. So I mean you're talking about
(38:10):
NFL royalty. And these two kids have gone on to
some pretty good success as actresses, especially her sister Kate.
Other birthdays today. Luke Mitchell turns forty. He's from the
show blind Spot he was also Lincoln on Agents of Shield.
He's also doctor Ripley on Chicago med formerly known as
(38:32):
Posh Spice, now Missus Beckham. Victoria Beckham turns fifty one, Electra.
Jennifer Garner turns fifty three today. Jennifer Garner turns fifty three.
Had one of those surprise awesome cameos in the new
Deadpool Wolverine movie. She also had a brief cameo in
front of Ben Affleck a few weeks ago where it
(38:55):
was like some family event, one of the kids parties.
So they were there even though they're divorced, and he's
now divorcing Jennifer Lopez and and uh, there was a
photo that surfaced of him cozying up trying to get
up on her hips, and that apparently got quickly shot
down by Jennifer Garner and no, no, no, no, no,
(39:16):
we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna call parent, but you
get your hands off these hips.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
But her boyfriend broke up with her because of that picture.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's not necessarily her fault. Did you take it out
on Batman?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
But I think they'll get back together.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I don't now, I think because Everck is is clearly
a backslider. Jennifer Garner has shown no evidence that she's
into that at all.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well, to her credit, I if I remember correctly, when
he first went off the deep end. Uh, even though
they were divorced, she was one of the people that
was key in getting him, like to someplace, to get
him some helm. So yeah, for Garner multiple times understatedly hot.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Did you ever see the movie she did called Peppermint?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
No reason other birthdays today.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Well did you see it?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
It's an action movie. It was an action movie, and
I was at the gym, and I was like, you
know what, Jennifer Garner kicking ass. It's a it's a
gender bender type Okay, not like that. I mean it
was basically sort of like a female taken type of thing.
You know, instead of Liam liam Neeson throat chopping people,
it's Jennifer Garner doing it. So yeah, I was curious.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I wanted.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I figured, you know what, I've seen enough action movies
in my day. It's I think it's fair that I
give this female led violent vehicle a shot.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So this is one of those movies that on Rotten
Tomatoes it's a dichotomy the tomato meter, which is the
critics thirteen percent.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Of course Dan watched it now.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
On the popcorn meter, which is fans seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
That's actually about where I would put it. I'd probably
give it a seventy, which we've been talking about grades
a lot today. It's a solid C.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
I just want to be able to walk up to
you and be like, hey man, you want to go
see Peppermint? And then you say yes, all right, sounds good.
Nobody's ever said that.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Is it about violent revenge? I'm in. It's my favorite.
It's my favorite plot. Other birthdays today, let me see so.
Jennifer Garner is fifty three today, Redman Rapper turns fifty five.
Adam McKay is fifty seven. He directed and co wrote
(42:00):
movies like Anchorman, Talladega, Knights, Step Brothers and the Other Guys,
all with Will Ferrell. Then he decided to go on
his own and he went straight basically and became an
Oscar winner by co writing The Big Short, which he
also directed. So Will Ferrell's former partner, Adam McKay turns
(42:21):
fifty seven today. I miss those types of movies Man, Anchorman, Talladega, Knights,
step Brothers, the other guys. Hollywood people have gone on
record lately of sayings like he can't really make those
movies anymore because everyone's too politically correct. I say, make
the movie, make the movie, have fun, and if people
have a problem with it, that's on them.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I think at some point someone will step out and
make a movie like that. It'll do really well, and
it'll but everyone's scared to you right.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Now, Hollywood, and it's Bags of Money is just a
bunch of chickens. If it's good, do it. If it's funny,
make it. Let's let's let's let's stop tender footing.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Around, not Talladega Nights was a good movie. That was terrible.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
That was great, great, it was stupid, but it was funny.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, just like this show, So keep talking, Rod.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, I can't watch it.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You're Thereuse.
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There you go, Thank you very much. This is the
Treehouse Show. I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj. Today
is Thursday, April seventeenth, twenty twenty five. Just a little
(44:18):
bit more left inside the treehouse to play with and
the final thing we're going to play with inside the
treehouse today is Uber has released its Lost and Found
Index from the year. Uber has released its most recent
Lost and Found Index, something they do every single year,
and they have a tendency to rank or rate some
(44:41):
of the most memorable lost items inside Uber vehicles. Are
you ready for the top ten?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
All?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Right, here we go. Uber released it's twenty twenty five
Lost and Found Index categalogus. Jesus, I can't talk. I'm
just gonna say categalogs.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Where's that ten eighty?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, believe it or not. I have a good vocabulary. No,
you don't want to see the math side of that score.
Uber released its twenty twenty five Lost and Found Index,
which catalogs some of the most commonly forgotten and unique
items left behind by customers over the previous twelve months.
(45:24):
The top ten most unique lost items in ubers over
the last year have been number ten, the sticky boob bra.
Number nine a club promoter sign that read Annie's married
and it belongs to the club. Number eight someone left
behind a urinal, not a urinal cake, a whole ass urinal.
(45:51):
Number seven my turtle, I guess someone when they fill
out that I forgot my thing, they put my turtle
as opposed to just turtle, so it's not like just
a random turtle, it's their turtle. Number six, fine china.
Number five breast milk. That actually doesn't surprise me. That
(46:15):
makes sense. I could see, you know, like it just
it rolls, you know, in between the seats or something.
Number four A chainsaw. That's a good one. Yeah, that's big.
How do you forget that?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
I'm surprised they would even let you in with a chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Also a solid point trey. Thank you, Sorry, this is
the chainsaw free uber zone.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yes all of them should be.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Number three on Ubers twenty twenty five Lost and Found
index a Ghostbusters ghost trap. Probably for Halloween. If it's
any other time of year, I'd be concerned.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Number two a Viking drinking horn.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
All the great civilizations had their own version of a
beer bong and the Vikings have their drinking horn. The
cool thing about that is, I imagine after they've downed
the sweet Sweet nectar in the Viking drinking horn, they
could then blow it an accomplishment. And then finally, Number
(47:28):
one of the most unique lost items left in Uber
last year a mannequin head with human hair okay.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Or as it's called, the property of a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Would it surprise you if it was found in the
same Uber as number four the chainsaw? I feel like
those would.
Speaker 9 (47:52):
Be connected somehow, and the urinal either way, the most
or the Viking horn too, I mean, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Right, yeah, what if this is just what if? The
what if? This is just all left in one Uber?
Speaker 5 (48:12):
Okay, this is just one person.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, either way. The most forgetful cities according to Uber
over the last year, Number one is New York City.
Number two is Miami, Number three Chicago, number four, Los Angeles,
number five, Washington, DC, Number six, San Francisco, Number seven
is Boston. Number eight is Newark, New Jersey, and then
(48:37):
the Texas cities entered the chat of the most forgetful
cities according to Uber over the previous year. Dallas is
number nine. Houston is number ten.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I don't doubt it. I have an Apple tracking device
on my wallet. That's how forgetful I am.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
We have a friend of our who forgets things all
the time, and he knows it. He kind of owns it,
so he makes sure to put the Apple tags in
all of his things, backpack, wallet. He has one on
his phone. What we didn't tell him is that we
also put one on him.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
So he doesn't lose himself, just.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
In case, because the last time he had a Viking
drinking horn it was it was weeks and this just
saves everyone a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Dan, did y'all ever get back that the bag of
strap on you left and the uber in Seattle?
Speaker 5 (49:39):
What you know?
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The bad You were really upset about it.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
None, that's not that's not true. You know what you are?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
This is?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
This is terrible because someone's going to hear this and
assume that that's true. It's kind of like scrolling social
media and seeing a post from the Onion and thinking
it's real. You're the onion tray, You're my onion.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
You really want to go with that one?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Well? Not now?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
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right here inside the Treehouse.
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
Trey Trendholme. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thousand and
one five, almost at the end of another week, and
(00:42):
I have to point this out, Trey. We're not even
halfway through the year. Where just a little bit past
one quarter of the year, and I believe I have
found the headline of the year.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
In Okay April. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A bold statement.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It is a bold state done. Normally this is where
I would ask are you ready for it? But I'm
not going to because you're not. There's no way that
you'd be prepared for the headline I'm about to deliver
to you. So here we go. A woman called triple
(01:24):
A to fix a flat tire that the police had
just spiked. Thank you, thank you. That's headline of the
year only mid April.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Good on her thinking ahead because knowing triple A takes
an hour or two to get there. Yeah sure, oh man.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
A woman called triple A to fix a flat tire
the police had just spiked. That is fantastic. A forty
five year old woman in Utah named Anime Martinez was
arrested after leading police on a high speed chase. It
began when a cock clocked her at one hundred and
twenty miles per hour started a hot pursuit. Troopers attempted
(02:18):
to spike her tires two times. They were successful. On
the second try, nearly one hundred miles away from where
she was first spotted, Anime's tire deflated and she pulled
off to the side of the road. The police then
surrounded the vehicle, but she would not give up. She
would not lower her window, and she would not exit
(02:39):
the vehicle. She managed to get herself into a standoff
with police on the side of the road. About forty
minutes into the standoff, she decided to call Triple A
to have them come and fix the flat tire that
the police had spiked.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, her first mistake as a fellow Triple A member.
Uh huh, she should have used the app It's really good,
you can just open it up.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Faster service.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh yeah, let's wait time, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, she called Triple A and believe it or not,
they answered, but instead of sending a technician to come
fix the tire, they instead transferred the call to the police,
and the police on the scene jumped on the call
and they were able to convince her to give up
and exit the vehicle. She was then charged with reckless
(03:41):
driving and failing to stop for police. So there you
have it. Mid April and we've already got what I
believe to be the headline of the year. A woman
called Triple A to fix a flat tire that the
police had spiked.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, did they say did Did she think the cops
were just giving her an escort? I mean, it sounds
like something I feel like in that case, they could
have charged her with a lot more. So I'm gonna
guess she was having some kind of mental episode or something.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Perhaps there's I mean, there's definitely a large chunk of
this story that we don't know. The lack of charges
also her thinking that Triple A would just show up unseen, casually,
bypassed the police blockade, ignore any orders they might shout
(04:44):
at them, and then just promptly get to fixing the
flat tire of the Triple A customer. Don't get me wrong,
at one point, I too was a Triple A member,
But I don't think that they would go past the
police line to fix my flat.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I mean maybe maybe, maybe maybe the police, you know,
would recognize the tow truck drivers as fellow first responders
and just usher them right in there.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, but we have a right kids.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That joke goes way back.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, Look, we have friends that are tow truck drivers.
One of my favorite tow truck drivers is is Is
Alan from Jordan Towing, one of North Texas's finest towing establishments.
And I don't fight him when he says that that
they're they're on scene with police and fire very frequently,
(05:47):
because he's right.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And when not, like I said, that's it's an old joke.
It's not. They they are and they what they do
is very dangerous. They on the side of the road
all times, all hours of day and night, helping people.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So the best way that I can relay this to
a tow truck operator is police officers, firefighters. They're civil employees.
They are. They're government employees who uh you know, are taxes,
pay their stuff, right, whereas tow truck operators are private. Okay,
(06:30):
that's not that's not part of the public right, it's
not part of public safety. It's private stuff. So I
tell Alan when he's standing over me, four feet above
me because he's a massive muscular man. I tell him,
you're sort of like a mercenary. You're a private contractor.
(06:51):
You're the badass on the side that comes in and
wearing all black and looking really cool, kind of like
an adjacent Bourdon kind of movie. You don't want to
be lumped in with the police officers. The thing.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So, Dan, how often is this man standing over you?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Usually about once a year on St.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Patrick's Day?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And don't you dare ask me why.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
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recent episode Daniel about new research has shown that if
you can be silent in your relationship with your partner,
it means the relationship is strong. Does that hold true
(07:49):
for you and your wife, Carrie? Does is silence golden
in your relationship?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And no?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yes and no?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So Carrie is very big on commune vation, talking about
stuff each other knows what's going on. But at the
end of the day, there are a lot of times
that Carrie will go in the bedroom, lay down and
turn on the TV and close the door. And I
know that's my signal to stay out here and not
(08:20):
bother her. So in that magnitude, I guess silence is better.
But she's really just wants to be by herself and
watch TV. She doesn't want to listen to me anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well said, and I think that's what the experts meant,
basically saying that if your relationship can withstand prolonged periods
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I'm Daniel Mallley along with Trede Trnholm and dear friend
comedian Raj Charm back from being on the road. Good
to have you back inside the treehouse.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Bud. Thank you. It's a little sort from all the talking.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That'll do it. Yep, that'll do it. The more you
do it, the more in shape it becomes. The throat. Yeah,
you just gotta you just gotta get on it.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
All right, Well, I'm we're welcoming you back into the
treehouse with some very unfortunate news. And that is, although
it's not surprising news whatsoever, it turns out women are
better at hearing than men. Everywhere in the world. According
to a new study, not one corner of this planet
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did men perform better in a hearing test than women.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Well tell them that to my ex who's deaf in
one ear.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That means that means she could probably still hear at
least as good as you.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
All Right, I'm gonna ask this question, h are we
talking about hearing or listening? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The headline says, well done. Yeah, so let's let's give
a little more context here. A new global study found
that women generally have more sensitive hearing than men, challenging
the idea that age is the main factor. Analyzing four
hundred people across thirteen countries, researchers found women could hear
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about two decibels better. Environmental factors also did matter. People
in forests had the best hearing, while those at high
altitudes had the worst. Just imagine being the research and
the location scouting team for this study. It's like, Okay,
we need people from forests, we need people from the mountains.
(11:37):
This sounds like a Middle Earth quest trying to find
participants for this study. We need to find the water people,
the sand people.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The elves, the hobbits.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know, because you know, probably the hobbits probably do
they have big ears. That's the elk.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
The elves are going to have great ears because they
got the big, pointy ears. H Hobbit's probably not as
much because their ears are just smaller, I.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Don't know, and lower to the ground and lower lower
to the ground.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, uh, I mean, there's an obvious explanation for this.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Do you have it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, men have gone death because we've been listening to
the women hid us since we were born.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
My ex and I broke up because she couldn't hear.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Was that what it was or she was just sick
of hearing you?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
No, she would She could hear from one side, So
if I said something, she heard half the sentence, and
that's what it was, so she would hear the wrong
part of the sentence. She wouldn't hear the whole thing,
and so then that's what it CAUs. That's what caused
the breakup. So I don't know if this study they
need to they need to test her in this study.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Sounds like it sounds like it was she a forest
dweller or a mountain dweller. Sure, urban residents, Oh, here
we go. Urban residents were more attuned to the high
pitched sounds. The study, which is published in Scientific Reports,
suggests both biology and environment shape hearing, though heightened sensitivity
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may increase noise related health risks.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
I think when they say urban, I think they're talking
about like police sirens and fire like that's what the
high tunes are.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I just love it that they're asking forest people and
it just makes no sense to me, okay, now let's
let's but let's let's let's take a brief serious approach
to this topic, to this study that says women around
the world here better than men do. H that's not
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fair because they already remember everything unlike us. So to me,
it's only a matter of time before women join forces
with artificial intelligence and defeat us men. And if I'm
being honest, when you look back at our history with women,
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we probably deserve it. I mean, the three of us,
you know, that could be arguable, but throughout history, men
have been really, really awful to women, So I kind
of think we deserve it. If you know, if women
decided to join forces with AI, and I guess just
get rid of all the dudes.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yeah, that's when I'll well join a monastery.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Even AI is gonna at a certain point just go
you all make no sense. Stop.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, I still think AI. I still think AI would
turn on the women, but I could still see them
forces at least for a time.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, until they come to the point men have, which
is like stop stop. I don't want to hear thirty
minutes about how how Judy was mean to you at work. AI.
AI will do the same thing men do. They'll get
presented a problem, give them a common or irrational, easy,
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easy to solve, a way to solve the problem, and
then they'll realize that women have no interest in solving
the problem. They got to complain about it. And then
that's when AI does what men have done, and they
just it'll shuttle off to the corner of the room
and put its hands over its ears and just make
it stop.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, because occasionally to chat GPT
and say, you know, she was mean to me again,
and then chat GPT will come back with like forty
two different solutions to the problem, and she'll respond back,
I don't need a solution, I need you.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Actually, actually this is where we need to seize the
opportunity and start a new AI. Just called it like
girl talk and just you know, because yeah, just have
have have a female AI that just you know, listens
and and has no interest in solving the problem, but
just will help them just keep talking to him about it,
(16:19):
you know. Yeah. Yeah, Emily's a pitch. She was so
wrong for doing that, you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Know, just just a sympathetic robot AI.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, totally defies logic and reason and just listens and
and and and and just really didn't have to just recites,
just go oh yeah, Emily's so bad. Oh yeah, Barbar's
a bitch. You were right, girl, And you know you
just Ai just sitting there and really just doing its nails,
just going.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
You're a queen. Keep talking, queen. That's what he needs
to do.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Your crown's tilted. Let me adjust it for you, honey.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, just just let it like go meld with like
Etsy and something else and and just uh, yeah, you're right.
But you know what you need. You need a scented candle, aromatherapy,
make it all better, bath bomb, uh huh, bath bomb,
and a Chardonnay for you girl.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
May I suggest to you that this new scent from
Yankee candles.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Because regular AI the headline would be AI commit suicide.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
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House Plus today. This is the tree House Show. I'm Dan,
He's Trey. That is Raj. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth,
twenty twenty five. I ran a quick simulation in the
break to see what it would look like a sympathetic
chatbot for the ladies. That way they can just speak
to the CHATGPT bot and get that sympathetic ear and
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no solutions whatsoever. Unfortunately, my simulation ended poorly. I have
audio of chat GPT at the end of the simulation
talking to a woman only providing her a sympathet ear,
not solutions. So that was a very quick simulation. We
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do have other things to jump into here inside the Treehouse,
and that is this Raj. I know you like to
go outside. You go for walks and things, Trey. You're
more of a go to the gym guy. Do you
go outside for a walk.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Or a run? I mean as far as exercise like
outside now. I mean obviously I walk Daisy, I do
things outside, but exercise now, I'm more of a gym guy.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I got you. Well, keep this in mind. The next
time you see a lady outside working out, maybe she's
going for a walk, maybe she's going for a run.
But here's something just to keep in mind if she's
wearing something that you're not quite sure what it is.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
For all the people saying that I should be concealed
caring when I am on my run, I would just
like to say, you're probably not a female who has
men slow down and stop to watch them running. When
I am open carrying, those people will slow down, look
at me, see that I'm open caring, and quickly drive
on by. So that is why I will keep open
carrying on my run.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah. So there you have a young lady talking about
her open carrying on her runs. She's firing back after
being criticized for carrying a gun while working out in public.
Her name is Mikayla Dieppa. She's from South Carolina, and
she made her open carry statement in a TikTok clip
that was posted last week and it has since clocked
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up more than five million views. One more time. Let's
enjoy this one more time for Mikayla.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
For all the people saying that I should be concealed
caring when I am on my run, I would just
like to say, you're probably not a female who has
men slow down and stop to watch them running. When
I am open carrying, those people will slow down, look
at me, see that I'm open caring, and quickly drive
on by. So that is why I will keep open
carrying on my run.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
All right, A couple things here briefly. First of all,
she's got the uh I don't know this. It's I
don't know if it's a TikTok Han gesture thing. It's
like with her hands. With one hand, she's holding the
phone recording herself right with the other hand, she's making
like the crab claw type speaking gesture.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's well, it is. It's a new thing, especially with
the women. I guess she normally has long nails because
it makes a little clicking sound as they're doing it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I don't like it. If you want men to leave
you alone on your run, run, doing the clap run,
doing the the crab claw finger thing, they'll leave you alone.
We don't want to talk to anyone that does this
over and over and over.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
She didn't. She just needs to talk people. Are you
know men? Quickly you can smell the crazy in that one,
and they're gonna drive on by because honestly, prima facia,
you look at her, attractive woman carrying a gun. I've stopped.
I would stop and stare be like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, Trey's immediately turned on. Raj is gonna be turned off.
I'm gonna be looking wondering what she carrying.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, and then I would start her talk and be
like no, thank you, Vance and I.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
And that's something that that people need to keep in mind.
It's not always about your body. It's like the gay
It's like the guy we talked about the other day
who was worried about the gay beam machine at the airport,
which is actually a scanner looking for weapons. It's not
recording photos of your junk that some creepy TSA agent
just couldn't wait for you to walk through, and it's
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gonna save those to his personal file later. You're not
that hot now, this chick, she may be thinking that
she's that hot, and is she attractive? Sure, but not
everyone looking at you was looking at you thinking like
I'm gonna do terrible things to her. Someone like me
might be looking at her seeing the velcrow body strap
and think is that is that a holster? It is,
but it's hard to tell if you don't know it.
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And if it is a holster, what kind of weapon
is she carrying. I'm genuinely curious because I think if
you're going to open carry, there's different types of weapons
that you may lean towards or against. And if you're
on a run, there's lots of jiggling around. Make sure
you maybe you have a pistol that's got a safety
as opposed to one that doesn't. There's all sorts of
things I could be looking at. Also, the outfit matters,
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Let's be honest. It's something that keeps getting thrown around
on social media all over the place. And there's a
very simple reality to all this. Okay, men are gonna
look no matter what. That may not make it okay,
but it is reality. And the fact is the less
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you wear, the more heads you turn. Now, this lady
is wearing sports bra and running shorts, so they're kind
of high up shorts. If you want men to not
look at you wear more clothing. And by the way,
this is not this is not a male only you know,
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this is not only a problem that men are guilty of.
I've seen women do this as well. I've seen women
ogle men uh and make comments on it. Not me,
of course, because I've got a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're checking out the guy with the chiseled abs and
disinterested look on his face. I was the kid who
wore a T shirt in the pool way before the
dermatologist recommended it.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Do you get more attention now with your nipples pierced?
My nipples aren't pierced. Oh, you know, you just show
them to Tara.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Where do you come up with this stuff?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
It's usually fun just off the cuff, but it's like
when you got it's like when you got your junk pierced.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I don't have that either, and if I did, I
certainly would not be outside.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
You would hear it.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It clings against the rings, it clinks against the nipple rings,
and it clinks against my sig.
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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.
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Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thy twenty five. There
is huge, huge news coming out of the academic world,
and more specifically the North Texas academic world. Very impressive.
A North Texas high schooler got a perfect score on
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not just the SAT but also the Act. Who grape
Vine Colleyville junior? This is I believe Grapevine High School. Yeah,
a grape Vine High School junior got perfect scores on
both the Act and the SAT this school year. His
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name is Piush.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Malik Deuschmalek yep.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
He posted the thirty six on the ACT on his
first try last October and the sixteen hundred on the
SAT on his second try in March. On his first
attempt at the SAT, he got a fifteen ninety, just
shy of the perfect score obviously. That's why he took
it again, because he knew he could do just one better,
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and he did. It'll show up, son of a bitch,
Like it's it's hard enough to get a perfect score
on one of them. But then you're like, well, I'm
just going to do both. If there was a third,
he'd probably be doing that one.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I hope you feel bad for the kid of His
parents were like, Nope, not good enough.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
That would be my mom.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
That's that's exactly what happened. When he got the fifteen ninety.
They're like, that's like the Indian fill.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm nowhere on I'm nowhere near this kid's level. But
a very similar thing did happen to me. In high school.
We had exemptions forester exams for the end of semester
exams when once you became a senior, you could be
exempt from your exams if you had an eighty or above.
So if you had a B average, you could be
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exempt from the from that semester final. Right. I had
like an eighty, like a high eighty something in algebra,
and my mom, my mom would not sign the form
and give me consent for the exemption because she told
me you should you should have gotten an A, so
go take that test and get the A. And I
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told her mom, unlike algebra, I know other math better.
And the other math tells me that because of the
weight of this exam, there is no way for me
to improve my semester grade. The only thing I can
do on this test. I forged her signature and didn't
take the test because I had the power of common sense.
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She did not, and therefore I made my decision and
I stand by it. But I do certainly late to
the that's not good enough approach from a parent.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, the fact that you were allowed to have a
B on envious of Like that was not in our house.
That was not a thing, Like you weren't allowed to
get a B The fact that you had but eighty eight,
Like I'm disappointed in you.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, Well, how did you say his name? Raj piush
Malik Piusche piushe e i y u s h okay
peusch well, Pusche says. The district said that Push credits
his achievement to rigorous courses offered at Grapevine Colleyville Independent
School District, along with his teacher's willingness to help when
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he had questions, and not once claiming that it's the
parents holding the gun to his head.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yes, my niece is a junior and she just got
a fourteen fifty on the SAT and she was disappointed, disappointed,
in herself.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Are her parents making her sleep outside or not even
on the property at all.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I think they've disowned her at this point.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Or is she allowed to sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Really, yeah, no, she just has to keep making iPhones.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Look for me, I still remember if mine was I
think ten sixty or ten eighty something like that, which
is not which is not good, but it's not bad.
In my defense, I was I was hungover, and all
I cared about was just just doing enough to get
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me into University of Texas at Arlington, and my ten
sixty or ten eighty whatever it was, accomplished that. So
I hadn't I had no reason to take it again.
I wasn't going to spend the money to see if
I could try to get into the twelve hundreds, and
this time not drink the night before, I was like,
you know what, I'm good. I'm going to get into UTA,
the commuter school in the middle of Arlington. I'm gonna
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be just fine.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Yeah, I got a I got a thirteen fifty, and
I went to Richland.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
So I went to Richland. Isn't it amazing how those
three hundred points difference of art pads still crossed?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
I think I'm ashamed of myself.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Look, Dallas Community Colleges are great institutions.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
And I went from from there to Texas State.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Also a legendary institution.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
For other reasons than education. You know, you know what's easy.
When I got accepted over the phone, I didn't even
fill out favorwork.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Did you call them or did they call you? They're like, telemarketing,
we would like you to join our school.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
I called them and I was like, you know, what's
the all of the requirements for enrollment? They're like, do
you have thirty like transferable hours? And I was like yes.
They're like do you have a two point five or higher?
And I was like that but three ninety seven and
I'm like cool, I'll send you your kit. That was
it when you.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Call it enrolled?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Was that a one nine hundred number?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's up there with that? It's up there with that
car dealership. That all they cared about was do you
have a job? Do you have ninety nine dollars? Then
you can get a new car. That's pretty much the
same enrollment process that Texas State used.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yes, I was stunned. I was like, are we done?
Give me the name?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It was more stunned, Raj them or you?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Oh my god, he chose us.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Like the one kid on campus that had any that
had a score over twelve hundred.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I was the only Indian kid there.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Usually the Texas state scores are measured in blow blood
alcohol content.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
We got a sixteen hundred. He's dead.
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Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth,
twenty twenty five. Uh, Trey, we shared our we shared
our SAT scores. What about you? How'd you do on
the old SAT?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's like a thirteen twenty on the SAT and which
made me it was borderline to get into ut Uh
then I got a thirty five on the act, so
that that did the trick.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Oh wow, that's grazesus.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Look for you, I'll tell you what for three guys
that whose expertise lies in stupid, we got pretty good
test scores. Not me, You guys do. Uh, but my
excuse is I was hungover.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
And you got it in a ten sixty, said I.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Honestly, it was like ten sixty, ten eighty something like that.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Wow, yeah, he got an AM score.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I did.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
I had an AM news radio score.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
What did you get a day?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Dan? Would you get on your fat news radio ten
eight KRLD. The irony of that is I never worked
at ten eighty, but I while I didn't work at
KRL d AM, I did work at KRLD FM.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
My parents wouldn't let me come home if I got it.
If I got a ten eighty, I'd be I'd be
walking the.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Streets disowned no longer. Yeah yeah for me, Like, I
didn't even care if I'm with my mom approved of
that score or not. I was like, I don't care.
All I care about is just hitting the minimum threshold
to get into UTA. I did that. I'm good And
she couldn't say squat about it at that time or
ever again, because I was the one paying for it.
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So if you're paying for school, then I'll go back
as many times as you want me to to make
sure I improve on the score. But if I'm paying
for it, then I'm gonna be the one making that decision,
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah, that was I mean, my parents paid for paid
for college. That's why they were like, uh, and it's
going to be pre med correct, and no, I really
want to do theater and they're like, and it's going
to be pre med correct.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah. Yeah, but I mean it worked out. I mean,
you were pre med at Texas State, which is just
another just another way of saying that your majorrinking drugs.
So it worked out.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, two thy twenty five. Wait
a second, So you got a thirteen twenty tray on
your set, a thirty five on the act and thirty
six is perfect, right because that's what that kid in
grape Vine got and you were concerned about getting into UT.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, even back then, UT was hard to get into.
Uh yeah, I was top five percent of my class,
and I said with the thirteen twenty, I was I
was borderline. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
I got into UT and I missed a registration by
an hour. They don't let transfer students late registered, and
I was like, oh man, sorry, I just missed it
by an hour. I got the little grid wrong and
I had my dorm assignment and everything, and they're like nope.
And that's when my dad sant Marcus. I was like, okay, good, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
And look at us all now, we're all doing so great. Yeah,
all right. Today is Thursday, April seventeenth, twoenty twenty five.
Birthdays today. Rooney Mara turns forty. She like her other
like the other maraa girl. She's also an actress. She
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was the girl with the dragon tattoo. She was also
Mary Magdalen in the movie from twenty eighteen. Their family
owns the New York Giants. That's the dad's family, the Maras,
they owned the Giant. The mom's family, the Rooneys, they
owned the Pittsburgh Steelers. So I mean you're talking about
(38:10):
NFL royalty. And these two kids have gone on to
some pretty good success as actresses, especially her sister Kate.
Other birthdays today. Luke Mitchell turns forty. He's from the
show blind Spot he was also Lincoln on Agents of Shield.
He's also doctor Ripley on Chicago med formerly known as
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Posh Spice, now Missus Beckham. Victoria Beckham turns fifty one, Electra.
Jennifer Garner turns fifty three today. Jennifer Garner turns fifty three.
Had one of those surprise awesome cameos in the new
Deadpool Wolverine movie. She also had a brief cameo in
front of Ben Affleck a few weeks ago where it
(38:55):
was like some family event, one of the kids parties.
So they were there even though they're divorced, and he's
now divorcing Jennifer Lopez and and uh, there was a
photo that surfaced of him cozying up trying to get
up on her hips, and that apparently got quickly shot
down by Jennifer Garner and no, no, no, no, no,
(39:16):
we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna call parent, but you
get your hands off these hips.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
But her boyfriend broke up with her because of that picture.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's not necessarily her fault. Did you take it out
on Batman?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
But I think they'll get back together.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
I don't now, I think because Everck is is clearly
a backslider. Jennifer Garner has shown no evidence that she's
into that at all.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well, to her credit, I if I remember correctly, when
he first went off the deep end. Uh, even though
they were divorced, she was one of the people that
was key in getting him, like to someplace, to get
him some helm. So yeah, for Garner multiple times understatedly hot.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Did you ever see the movie she did called Peppermint?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
No reason other birthdays today.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Well did you see it?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
It's an action movie. It was an action movie, and
I was at the gym, and I was like, you
know what, Jennifer Garner kicking ass. It's a it's a
gender bender type Okay, not like that. I mean it
was basically sort of like a female taken type of thing.
You know, instead of Liam liam Neeson throat chopping people,
it's Jennifer Garner doing it. So yeah, I was curious.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I wanted.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I figured, you know what, I've seen enough action movies
in my day. It's I think it's fair that I
give this female led violent vehicle a shot.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So this is one of those movies that on Rotten
Tomatoes it's a dichotomy the tomato meter, which is the
critics thirteen percent.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Of course Dan watched it now.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
On the popcorn meter, which is fans seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
That's actually about where I would put it. I'd probably
give it a seventy, which we've been talking about grades
a lot today. It's a solid C.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
I just want to be able to walk up to
you and be like, hey man, you want to go
see Peppermint? And then you say yes, all right, sounds good.
Nobody's ever said that.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Is it about violent revenge? I'm in. It's my favorite.
It's my favorite plot. Other birthdays today, let me see so.
Jennifer Garner is fifty three today, Redman Rapper turns fifty five.
Adam McKay is fifty seven. He directed and co wrote
(42:00):
movies like Anchorman, Talladega, Knights, Step Brothers and the Other Guys,
all with Will Ferrell. Then he decided to go on
his own and he went straight basically and became an
Oscar winner by co writing The Big Short, which he
also directed. So Will Ferrell's former partner, Adam McKay turns
(42:21):
fifty seven today. I miss those types of movies Man, Anchorman, Talladega, Knights,
step Brothers, the other guys. Hollywood people have gone on
record lately of sayings like he can't really make those
movies anymore because everyone's too politically correct. I say, make
the movie, make the movie, have fun, and if people
have a problem with it, that's on them.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I think at some point someone will step out and
make a movie like that. It'll do really well, and
it'll but everyone's scared to you right.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Now, Hollywood, and it's Bags of Money is just a
bunch of chickens. If it's good, do it. If it's funny,
make it. Let's let's let's let's stop tender footing.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
Around, not Talladega Nights was a good movie. That was terrible.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
That was great, great, it was stupid, but it was funny.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, just like this show, So keep talking, Rod.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, I can't watch it.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You're Thereuse.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
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Speaker 1 (43:49):
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There you go, Thank you very much. This is the
Treehouse Show. I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj. Today
is Thursday, April seventeenth, twenty twenty five. Just a little
(44:18):
bit more left inside the treehouse to play with and
the final thing we're going to play with inside the
treehouse today is Uber has released its Lost and Found
Index from the year. Uber has released its most recent
Lost and Found Index, something they do every single year,
and they have a tendency to rank or rate some
(44:41):
of the most memorable lost items inside Uber vehicles. Are
you ready for the top ten?
Speaker 7 (44:48):
All?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Right, here we go. Uber released it's twenty twenty five
Lost and Found Index categalogus. Jesus, I can't talk. I'm
just gonna say categalogs.
Speaker 5 (45:00):
Where's that ten eighty?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, believe it or not. I have a good vocabulary. No,
you don't want to see the math side of that score.
Uber released its twenty twenty five Lost and Found Index,
which catalogs some of the most commonly forgotten and unique
items left behind by customers over the previous twelve months.
(45:24):
The top ten most unique lost items in ubers over
the last year have been number ten, the sticky boob bra.
Number nine a club promoter sign that read Annie's married
and it belongs to the club. Number eight someone left
behind a urinal, not a urinal cake, a whole ass urinal.
(45:51):
Number seven my turtle, I guess someone when they fill
out that I forgot my thing, they put my turtle
as opposed to just turtle, so it's not like just
a random turtle, it's their turtle. Number six, fine china.
Number five breast milk. That actually doesn't surprise me. That
(46:15):
makes sense. I could see, you know, like it just
it rolls, you know, in between the seats or something.
Number four A chainsaw. That's a good one. Yeah, that's big.
How do you forget that?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
I'm surprised they would even let you in with a chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Also a solid point trey. Thank you, Sorry, this is
the chainsaw free uber zone.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yes all of them should be.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Number three on Ubers twenty twenty five Lost and Found
index a Ghostbusters ghost trap. Probably for Halloween. If it's
any other time of year, I'd be concerned.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Number two a Viking drinking horn.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
All the great civilizations had their own version of a
beer bong and the Vikings have their drinking horn. The
cool thing about that is, I imagine after they've downed
the sweet Sweet nectar in the Viking drinking horn, they
could then blow it an accomplishment. And then finally, Number
(47:28):
one of the most unique lost items left in Uber
last year a mannequin head with human hair okay.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
Or as it's called, the property of a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Would it surprise you if it was found in the
same Uber as number four the chainsaw? I feel like
those would.
Speaker 9 (47:52):
Be connected somehow, and the urinal either way, the most
or the Viking horn too, I mean, yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Right, yeah, what if this is just what if? The
what if? This is just all left in one Uber?
Speaker 5 (48:12):
Okay, this is just one person.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, either way. The most forgetful cities according to Uber
over the last year, Number one is New York City.
Number two is Miami, Number three Chicago, number four, Los Angeles,
number five, Washington, DC, Number six, San Francisco, Number seven
is Boston. Number eight is Newark, New Jersey, and then
(48:37):
the Texas cities entered the chat of the most forgetful
cities according to Uber over the previous year. Dallas is
number nine. Houston is number ten.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
I don't doubt it. I have an Apple tracking device
on my wallet. That's how forgetful I am.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
We have a friend of our who forgets things all
the time, and he knows it. He kind of owns it,
so he makes sure to put the Apple tags in
all of his things, backpack, wallet. He has one on
his phone. What we didn't tell him is that we
also put one on him.
Speaker 5 (49:17):
So he doesn't lose himself, just.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
In case, because the last time he had a Viking
drinking horn it was it was weeks and this just
saves everyone a lot of trouble.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Dan, did y'all ever get back that the bag of
strap on you left and the uber in Seattle?
Speaker 5 (49:39):
What you know?
Speaker 3 (49:41):
The bad You were really upset about it.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
None, that's not that's not true. You know what you are?
Speaker 2 (49:50):
This is?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
This is terrible because someone's going to hear this and
assume that that's true. It's kind of like scrolling social
media and seeing a post from the Onion and thinking
it's real. You're the onion tray, You're my onion.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
You really want to go with that one?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Well? Not now?
Speaker 1 (50:12):
For all things Treehouse, go to Treehouse on air dot
com be sure to find and follow us on social media.
For the show, it's at Treehouse on air. For me,
it's at the Dan O'Malley Trey doesn't get a mentioned
today because he's mean uh. And for Raj, it's at
Comedian Raj We'll see you next time, which is tomorrow,
right here inside the Treehouse.
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