October 14, 2025 • 32 mins
We start off today learning about a Florida guy, who went to jail, with a thermos up his butt. Then, Dan and Trey deal with some unresolved mother issues, and we learn about a man who had a huge impact on his community.
LINKS:
Florida man with thermos inserted in body caught sneaking it into Polk County Jail: ‘Put it up the exit ramp' | FOX 5 Atlanta
Two-time Tampa bank robber arrested after mom turns him in, police say | WFLA
Mom's spinal cord found in backyard burn pit, son arrested
CT man killed in skydiving accident recalled for 'kindness, patience'
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LINKS:
Florida man with thermos inserted in body caught sneaking it into Polk County Jail: ‘Put it up the exit ramp' | FOX 5 Atlanta
Two-time Tampa bank robber arrested after mom turns him in, police say | WFLA
Mom's spinal cord found in backyard burn pit, son arrested
CT man killed in skydiving accident recalled for 'kindness, patience'
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Get a FREE roof inspection from the best company in DFW:
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:47):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out
with us today. Today we start sorry trying to be
a professional news man here. I should not be giggling
even before I get to the actual hard hitting news.
(01:11):
But let's be honest. We talk about some of the
funniest news stories and viral moments right here inside the
treehouse shell. And somehow someone comes along and does something
so extreme that it shocks even us. This this is
one of those moments. A Florida man showed up to
jail with a full size thermos up as butt.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, what was in it?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Also leave it up to us to ask the deep
penetrating questions that no one else will.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Trey.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There is an investigative journalist trying to get out of you.
I don't know. I didn't get that far into the
story to know if the thermos was full of anything.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
So yeah, well hopefully, yeah, that's what I mean, because
that's just that's just for joy, That's what he's.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Doing that for. There's no other reasons.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Fifty one year old man in winter Haven, Florida, was
arrested and when police booked him into jail, they found
the largest item they've ever seen hidden in someone's butt, or,
as the local sheriff put it, his exit ramp. They'd
gotten a call about a naked man in a public bathroom,
but he was fully clothed by the time the police
got there, so they let him go. Then he trespassed
(02:38):
on a set of train tracks right in front of them,
and then he threatened to kill a cop. Those things
all together will definitely get you arrested, even in Florida.
They put him through an X ray when they got
him to jail, and that's when they saw he was
hiding a full sized thermos in his butt. They didn't
say exactly how big the thermos was or the brand, because,
(03:00):
if we're being honest, technically thermos is a brand, kind
of like Kleenex is a brand or tissue. I don't
even know what you call a thermis other than a thermis,
other than a pleasure toy. If you're this guy, I
(03:20):
think that's.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
A butt plug for him.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just a hot liquid vessel. I don't know, hlvss.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It could have been a soup or a stew don't
doesn't have to be hot.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, So anyway, they didn't say how big the thermis
was or the brand, but they did say it's around
twenty ounces, maybe more. They thought he was trying to
smuggle drugs or weapons into jail, but it turns out
(03:56):
it was just the thermis. It was empty. Oh, unlike him, Well, at.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Some point he was too. He just he just he
just put it in there. Maybe have a have a
thermist in prison idea.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Maybe he thought they didn't have styrophoam cups.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know, he's just a really big fan of the Stanleys.
I that one was accidental.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I'm looking at my drink and this is a thirty
two ounce cup. So well, oh, there we go.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So, here's the X ray that the police took as
they processed him into jail. That is the the thermis
that you can see there inserted all the way up
been there.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It looks like even one of those has a little
cup on top.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Mm hmm, the straws on the inside.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Maybe he asked, he just wanted to ask to be
a dispenser.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ah, it's going to be.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, he's just showing some of the people in prison,
like what he can take and what he can't.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah. I mean, if you got twenty ounces, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
And you'll never see it. He's like, he's like the
Joker of jail. Watch me make this disappear?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Why so serious?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh god, I will say though, man, once, I will
say though, once news spreads about him in jail. Yeah,
I heard it too, Yep. I believe he'll be quite popular.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to be the only thing
that spreads, are you know?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I mean maybe that's his equivalent of you know, they say,
you get in jail, you know, go find the biggest
guy and just you punch him.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
He's taking the opposite round.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He believes you could get more flies with honey.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
He's just going yeah, yeah, and unless your twenty ounces
don't bother, I'll.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Be oh God.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Maybe he's a repeat offender and he owed somebody a thermos.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
When I come back.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Mm hmm for you. Yeah, I just I'd love Trey's approach.
Maybe maybe he maybe he heard the saying wrong, like
when you go to prison in order to survive, if
you're supposed to find the biggest guy in there and
punch him. And maybe he didn't hear the word punch.
Maybe he heard, you know, another obvious filler word there.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't know how.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
That's just just looking at it medically. I don't even
know how you would twenty ounces in your collect them.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You certainly don't start with the thermos.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You work your way up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You do, that's from what I've heard. I mean, you
could try it first, but I think you'll learn pretty
quickly that maybe that it's not going to quite work,
and maybe you should start small and work your way
up to something that large. Again, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Sure, Okay, if you say so, Dan, may I suppote
how many else is your limit?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
My cutoff is well below that.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You're more of a ten ounce man.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I'm more of a tumbler, a sippy cup of something. Yeah,
I'm more of a Peaky's out kind of like, yeah,
may I offer an alternate theory while keeping in mind
every theory we've thrown out should remain on the table
because we don't know the objective of this man smuggling
(08:41):
a twenty ounce thermos up his butt into a Florida jail.
Maybe he's still working up to larger and larger items,
like maybe his goal is to not only be able
to smuggle things into prison, but to become so cavernous
that he could smuggle people out because the sheriffs will
(09:06):
never expect a human trojan horse prison escape.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I thought you were gonna go with Igloo like I
was gonna go with YEI.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
You know, you get a whole case of beer in
sandwiches well again, and it is kind of a forgive
the pun. It is kind of a two way street
here because going in, he's working on getting larger items
in so he can bring in large items. But then
(09:39):
maybe when he eventually leaves, because he's, let's be honest,
on these charges, he probably won't be in jail that long.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
He's trying to see what he could smuggle out to
the door.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Trying to be a human food trunk.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Just to just to just to in eight mule.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Worst Taco Tuesday ever.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Again.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
We started out this way, and I feel that it
bears repeating. It takes a lot on this show to
shock us. And when you see the headline that a
Florida inmate was found with a thermos, up is But
that'll do it, especially when you see the X ray
and that it's not like some small one kind of thing.
(10:33):
I mean, that's like an adult size. I'm gonna spend
the entire day on the ninetieth floor on a rafter
building a skyscraper in New York City workman's thermos.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Damn? Where exactly are you right now?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Why is that important? I might be in the northeast
or Cape cod As h mm hmmm, mm hmm, high
end the sport mm hmmm. Where am I, Trey?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I thought you were going to be in Florida mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
By the time this episode releases, I will be in Florida.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh but not yet, not quite yet?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Oh, okay, why still getting thermost ready.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
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Speaker 2 (11:50):
Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into
the Treehouse, where we've spent a fair amount of time. Recently,
Daniel on the show discussing various animals and their nasty afflictions.
It wasn't that long ago we were talking about the
tentacle bunnies, the Frankenstein bunnies, and recently we've heard about
the zombies squirrels. These are the ones with pus filled
(12:11):
wart sores on their heads terrorizing backyards in North America.
And I'm wondering, as a roofing guy, have you seen
any zombie squirrels, any any tentacle bunnies, any other creature
that you've seen that we need to let people know about,
any any roof demons.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Actually, I'm been very fortunate. I have not seen anything
in person like.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
That, but I did look.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
I looked all of those up. The pictures are kind
of scary. I mean, I'd be honest with you, if
I saw one of those bunnies or squirrels in my yard,
I'd be like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So maybe, or just imagine the homeowner when you get
down from that free roof inspection, you got to tell
them all right, look, The good news is your roof
is good. The bad news is you got zombie squirrels.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
You got zombie squirrels.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
How about that be That would almost be like a
new spin off of the company. We could be like
the zombie squirrel Exterminators.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
But that is very common. You get squirrels in times
of roofs all the time. People don't understand how, but
they can chew and they can claw through that wood
trim that's around their corners of your homes. And that's very,
very common, especially in that older Plano, Original Allen, original
McKinney area, all that old you know wood homes, late eighties,
(13:24):
early nineties, that those roads.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We had that issue with our house in Carrollton. The
house was built in the firement. It was built in
the early eighties and we had to have some soffit
repair because squirrels had found away into those areas. We're
running rampant in our in our in our attic.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
And that happens a lot. But how terrifying You'd be
laying in bed at night and you could hear the
zombie squirrels walking around up there.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Going nuts, nuts, grains, whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
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(14:53):
you need a moment?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah mine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So now we're going to share a couple of new
stories about moms so Trey and I can work through
our mother issues.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
A human spinal cord found in the back start over.
A human spinal cord found in a backyard burned pit
led to a son's arrest for the murder of his
missing mother, Tray, I have an alibi. This story is yeah,
this story is not about Trey's mom.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, yeah, being and she so kind. They called me
at four thirty am this morning, so you know, I'm
quite sure that bitch is still alive.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
For now, I'm just waiting for the check to clear.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Tray, Oh good lord, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A twenty year old man in Indiana is accused of
killing his own mother, allegedly beating her to death before
stuffing her in a wooden box and setting the Bible
on fire in a backyard burn pit. Netflix series to Come.
According to his Day, his name is Nicholas Thomas Yeates.
He was taken into custody and charged with one count
(16:13):
of murder in connection with his mom's suspected slang although
please are pretty sure about it, according to a news
release from Indiana State Police. Yates on Sunday contacted the
Vermilion County Sheriff's office and reported his mother missing, claiming
she had not returned home in several days and he'd
been unable to get in touch with her. He said
his mother lived at the house, which is eighty miles
west of Indianapolis. The sheriff's office subsequently reached out to
(16:36):
the state Police Putnam Bill Post to help with the investigation. However,
authority said that during the course of the investigation, detectives
uncovered criminal activity determining that the missing person had been murdered.
The evidence that led to his arrest. That was all
part of the release. So he called police from the
house where he murdered his mother and threw her in
a burn pit and said she was missing. And then
(16:58):
when police showed up to look around and ask questions,
they say, well, here's your problem right here.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I don't think you thought that went through.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It doesn't appear so.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Maybe it wasn't a thermis. It could be an urn.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I mean, if we're being honest, we are not serial killers.
We are not typically criminal scoff laws. However, I think
on occasion the normal brain thinks, well, when an idiot
criminal gets busted, you think, okay, come on, if you're
gonna do it, think at least one step ahead. If
you're gonna throw mama in a burn pit, make sure
(17:40):
the burn pit's not in the backyard of the house
where you live with her, and you murdered her at
least throw her in the neighbors burn pit something. Just
make it kind of hard for the police just a
little bit. Make the documentary two episodes, not just one
or a short.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, make it a documentary about you know, you being
you know, a criminal mastermind, not world's dumb as criminals.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
If you're a criminal and you end up on our show,
you've done poorly. Okay, if you've done well, you'll have
a multi part Netflix documentary that Trey will then report
back to us and mention about how good it was
as opposed to being part of our stupid criminal segment.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And this just goes to show you, at twenty years old,
you have not thought things through yet. Give it more time,
you'll devise a much better plan.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That is true. That is very true. He thought he
thought his mom was bad for obviously he's not that bad,
bad enough to kill it. But he has no idea
what thirty more years could have done to him. And
if he had just watched this show and seen Trey,
he'd know. On the other hand, maybe he did and
(18:56):
that's why he did it.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
When he did it, you know, that's nice to be
an inspiration.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And uh, you know, if you're going to ab test
something that would certainly be a way to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, you never know the impact you have on others. Anyway,
He's going to be going away for quite some time.
So now that we've had a moment to.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Work, he still in quiet.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, he's not going to get that four thirty am
phone call from mama bitching at him about something.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
He's going to get a it's going to get a
different call at fourth.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Get a tap on the head call, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Just where's where's your thermos?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And next up, a two time Tampa bank robber was
arrested after his mother turned him in. This one's mine
because this is something that my mom would do. Trey.
I don't know about your mom, but when I was
young and my mom busted me with a dip in
(20:17):
my desk under age, I wasn't supposed to have it.
I was not eighteen. I was like, I think fifteen,
fifteen or sixteen. She was threatening to turn me into
the police because she wanted to know where I had
gotten it.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I was about to ask the same thing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Here's the thing a smart person would have thought, probably
the corner store right next to the apartment complex where
we lived. But she didn't assume it was them. It
was so in order to protect my source who would
sell me stuff. Because as a teenager, you find a
place that will sell you things underage, you garden protect
(20:56):
them like your dirty magazines between your mattresses. So when
mom said where'd you get this? I did the old
school thing. I said, it's a friend watching it for
him because he can't have it in his house because
he knows his parents will snoop through his stuff and
find it. So I tried to pull it, you know,
like throw it back on her a little bit. It
(21:17):
didn't work as far as the guilt you know boomerang,
but it at least got her off my back and
I was able to protect the corner store next to
my apartment complex.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Now, had I robbed a bank and my mother found out,
she would have, you know, stolen the money from me
and then turned me in.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
That is next level. Because I'm pretty sure if I
had robbed a bank and my mom found out, she
wouldn't give the police or the courts, or the state
or the country a chance to get their hands on me.
She would have judged jury and executed me right then
and there. In the living room herself. Yes, I have
judged dread as a mother.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Here's what my mother told me once. She's like, if
you ever go to jail, call me first.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I will come get you, and then I will tell
the police officer to leave that cell open because I'm
coming back for murder.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Okay, good Because I was afraid she was that she
was treating you with love and respect and wouldn't judge you.
And Trey and I were going to ask what that's like.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Just I will kill you and then I'm gonna turn
myself in.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I said, good woman, she's willing to turn herself in.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
She was honest.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm sure my mom would do that.
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bit more left to the story about the guy who
smuggled a thermos into jail. So the Florida man who
showed up to jail with a full buh, my mouth
is still numb from the dental stuff or also the vassol,
(25:04):
So forgive me, I'll reset the headline again. The Florida
man who showed up to jail with a full sized
thermos up his butt, there's actually a little bit more
to that story. After the X ray showed the thermost,
police rushed him to the hospital, where a specialist removed it.
(25:30):
Prison is raj. I know you were pre med at
Southwest Texas State. So if there was a major in
any university in the world that would have prison contraband
removal specialist, I feel like it would have been at
Southwest Texas State. Is that a thing in the medical community?
(25:55):
Is that a specialty that we're aware of?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
That would be Stephen of Austin and uh.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
My apologies, that's an acadotia school that's in East Texas thing. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
No, I mean that's what I was trying to figure out,
Like who it's it's got to be a proctologist and
surgeon combination is what.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm a colorrectal gastroentrology, something like that, somewhere in that field.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
So yeah, I mean that. My mother used to talk
about how people used to show up at the e
er all the time with stuff in their butt. Yeah,
but not like this. There's one those a mag light,
like a full sized mag light. Like he's all the way,
all the way, said he fell on it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
The luck.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I've heard more stories from some e m ts.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Uh. I think that uh uh bottle of Jiffy peanut butter.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Jeff or Skippy, I guess you don't want to you
don't want it to be Peter Pan.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm a I'm a jeff Man myself for sandwiches and
Skippy is actually not bad, especially if you're trying to
go for a little bit lower calorie thing. I do
not like Peter Pan in my mouth or my butt.
I'm so glad we have that on record now. But
Captain Hook, look, whatever my wife dresses up as in
(27:39):
the bedroom is our business.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And if he wants to call her rufio, he will.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Now that's how she got me into the role player. Uh. Anyway,
there's a little more to the to the Florida inmate
who smuggled or who tried to smell uggle of thermis
up his butt into jail, so they rushed him to
a specialist where they had it removed. His name is
(28:05):
Walter Freimeyer, and it turned out he'd been storing the
thermis inside of his body for an entire day. He
told to me put it up there twenty four hours earlier,
and officials say he would have died if the thermis
had stayed where it was much longer. He's also, unsurprisingly
got a very long rap sheet with at least twenty
(28:28):
five other arrests, not charges. Twenty five other arrests, five
stints in prison. He also said he's been using meth
for twenty eight years. That tracks.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, he is now facing multiple charges, but not for
the thermis. They also found a meth pipe on him,
but that one was in one of his pockets, not.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
His prison pocket.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I know, you got a perfectly good spot right there, thermoist. Yeah, exactly,
because if you put the meth pipe in the thermos,
it's at least protected by the hard insulated outer layer.
You put that in your pocket, it's just gonna get smashed.
And if your goal is to be a butt bong
in prison, then that's where you should put your meth pipe.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I mean, was he going for like a permanent prophylactic
in there?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Maybe he is thinking outside the box.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
While putting stuff inside of it.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Again a solid theory tray. Maybe he's a clean freak
and doesn't doesn't like kidding.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
See keep it con take.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh this is gross.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
The meth part was like it was kind of a given.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Uh. I just assumed that was a drug induced decision
to put a thermist in your butt.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think many sober people are like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I would have gone with you, you know, just someone
who loved weed, because God knows they can turn a
bomb into it, you know, out of anything.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That is true. We've all seen it. And if it
is possible to turn a grown man's ass into a bomb,
where do you light it? The same the same place?
It's like around the front, right, No, I don't know,
(30:58):
mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Get a hole drilled in the side. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Probably so oh man, I.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Believe Raj froze up.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, it looks like he sure did. That was a
good moment to do it too.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
He disappeared like a thermis in the night. All right,
there's one last little bit here that I'd like to
share with you inside the Treehouse before we leave for
the day. A Connecticut man who died in a skydiving
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accident was a skydiving coach and he's being remembered for
his kindness and his patience. Actually, hang on, I think
Raj is back. Yes, all right, here we go, Raj.
Last little bit before we leave for the day. A
Connecticut man who died in the skydiving accident was the
skydiving coach and is being remembered for his kindness and patience.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Sounds like he had quite the impact.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Please tell me they're going to play free falling at
his futul.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
During the eulogy, someone will say somewhere like, if you
look up into the sky, you can still see Chad
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Speaker 2 (00:47):
It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Thank you for hanging out
with us today. Today we start sorry trying to be
a professional news man here. I should not be giggling
even before I get to the actual hard hitting news.
(01:11):
But let's be honest. We talk about some of the
funniest news stories and viral moments right here inside the
treehouse shell. And somehow someone comes along and does something
so extreme that it shocks even us. This this is
one of those moments. A Florida man showed up to
jail with a full size thermos up as butt.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, what was in it?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Also leave it up to us to ask the deep
penetrating questions that no one else will.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Trey.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
There is an investigative journalist trying to get out of you.
I don't know. I didn't get that far into the
story to know if the thermos was full of anything.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
So yeah, well hopefully, yeah, that's what I mean, because
that's just that's just for joy, That's what he's.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Doing that for. There's no other reasons.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Fifty one year old man in winter Haven, Florida, was
arrested and when police booked him into jail, they found
the largest item they've ever seen hidden in someone's butt, or,
as the local sheriff put it, his exit ramp. They'd
gotten a call about a naked man in a public bathroom,
but he was fully clothed by the time the police
got there, so they let him go. Then he trespassed
(02:38):
on a set of train tracks right in front of them,
and then he threatened to kill a cop. Those things
all together will definitely get you arrested, even in Florida.
They put him through an X ray when they got
him to jail, and that's when they saw he was
hiding a full sized thermos in his butt. They didn't
say exactly how big the thermos was or the brand, because,
(03:00):
if we're being honest, technically thermos is a brand, kind
of like Kleenex is a brand or tissue. I don't
even know what you call a thermis other than a thermis,
other than a pleasure toy. If you're this guy, I
(03:20):
think that's.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
A butt plug for him.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just a hot liquid vessel. I don't know, hlvss.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
It could have been a soup or a stew don't
doesn't have to be hot.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, So anyway, they didn't say how big the thermis
was or the brand, but they did say it's around
twenty ounces, maybe more. They thought he was trying to
smuggle drugs or weapons into jail, but it turns out
(03:56):
it was just the thermis. It was empty. Oh, unlike him, Well, at.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Some point he was too. He just he just he
just put it in there. Maybe have a have a
thermist in prison idea.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Maybe he thought they didn't have styrophoam cups.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You know, he's just a really big fan of the Stanleys.
I that one was accidental.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I'm looking at my drink and this is a thirty
two ounce cup. So well, oh, there we go.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
So, here's the X ray that the police took as
they processed him into jail. That is the the thermis
that you can see there inserted all the way up
been there.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It looks like even one of those has a little
cup on top.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Mm hmm, the straws on the inside.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Maybe he asked, he just wanted to ask to be
a dispenser.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Ah, it's going to be.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, he's just showing some of the people in prison,
like what he can take and what he can't.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah. I mean, if you got twenty ounces, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
And you'll never see it. He's like, he's like the
Joker of jail. Watch me make this disappear?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Why so serious?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh god, I will say though, man, once, I will
say though, once news spreads about him in jail. Yeah,
I heard it too, Yep. I believe he'll be quite popular.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to be the only thing
that spreads, are you know?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I mean maybe that's his equivalent of you know, they say,
you get in jail, you know, go find the biggest
guy and just you punch him.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
He's taking the opposite round.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
He believes you could get more flies with honey.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
He's just going yeah, yeah, and unless your twenty ounces
don't bother, I'll.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Be oh God.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Maybe he's a repeat offender and he owed somebody a thermos.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
When I come back.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Mm hmm for you. Yeah, I just I'd love Trey's approach.
Maybe maybe he maybe he heard the saying wrong, like
when you go to prison in order to survive, if
you're supposed to find the biggest guy in there and
punch him. And maybe he didn't hear the word punch.
Maybe he heard, you know, another obvious filler word there.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't know how.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
That's just just looking at it medically. I don't even
know how you would twenty ounces in your collect them.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You certainly don't start with the thermos.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You work your way up.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You do, that's from what I've heard. I mean, you
could try it first, but I think you'll learn pretty
quickly that maybe that it's not going to quite work,
and maybe you should start small and work your way
up to something that large. Again, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Sure, Okay, if you say so, Dan, may I suppote
how many else is your limit?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
My cutoff is well below that.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You're more of a ten ounce man.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I'm more of a tumbler, a sippy cup of something. Yeah,
I'm more of a Peaky's out kind of like, yeah,
may I offer an alternate theory while keeping in mind
every theory we've thrown out should remain on the table
because we don't know the objective of this man smuggling
(08:41):
a twenty ounce thermos up his butt into a Florida jail.
Maybe he's still working up to larger and larger items,
like maybe his goal is to not only be able
to smuggle things into prison, but to become so cavernous
that he could smuggle people out because the sheriffs will
(09:06):
never expect a human trojan horse prison escape.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I thought you were gonna go with Igloo like I
was gonna go with YEI.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
You know, you get a whole case of beer in
sandwiches well again, and it is kind of a forgive
the pun. It is kind of a two way street
here because going in, he's working on getting larger items
in so he can bring in large items. But then
(09:39):
maybe when he eventually leaves, because he's, let's be honest,
on these charges, he probably won't be in jail that long.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
He's trying to see what he could smuggle out to
the door.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Trying to be a human food trunk.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Just to just to just to in eight mule.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Worst Taco Tuesday ever.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Again.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
We started out this way, and I feel that it
bears repeating. It takes a lot on this show to
shock us. And when you see the headline that a
Florida inmate was found with a thermos, up is But
that'll do it, especially when you see the X ray
and that it's not like some small one kind of thing.
(10:33):
I mean, that's like an adult size. I'm gonna spend
the entire day on the ninetieth floor on a rafter
building a skyscraper in New York City workman's thermos.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Damn? Where exactly are you right now?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Why is that important? I might be in the northeast
or Cape cod As h mm hmmm, mm hmm, high
end the sport mm hmmm. Where am I, Trey?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I thought you were going to be in Florida mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
By the time this episode releases, I will be in Florida.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh but not yet, not quite yet?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Oh, okay, why still getting thermost ready.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
You're in the Treehouse.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into
the Treehouse, where we've spent a fair amount of time. Recently,
Daniel on the show discussing various animals and their nasty afflictions.
It wasn't that long ago we were talking about the
tentacle bunnies, the Frankenstein bunnies, and recently we've heard about
the zombies squirrels. These are the ones with pus filled
(12:11):
wart sores on their heads terrorizing backyards in North America.
And I'm wondering, as a roofing guy, have you seen
any zombie squirrels, any any tentacle bunnies, any other creature
that you've seen that we need to let people know about,
any any roof demons.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
Actually, I'm been very fortunate. I have not seen anything
in person like.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
That, but I did look.
Speaker 9 (12:34):
I looked all of those up. The pictures are kind
of scary. I mean, I'd be honest with you, if
I saw one of those bunnies or squirrels in my yard,
I'd be like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
So maybe, or just imagine the homeowner when you get
down from that free roof inspection, you got to tell
them all right, look, The good news is your roof
is good. The bad news is you got zombie squirrels.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
You got zombie squirrels.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
How about that be That would almost be like a
new spin off of the company. We could be like
the zombie squirrel Exterminators.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
But that is very common. You get squirrels in times
of roofs all the time. People don't understand how, but
they can chew and they can claw through that wood
trim that's around their corners of your homes. And that's very,
very common, especially in that older Plano, Original Allen, original
McKinney area, all that old you know wood homes, late eighties,
(13:24):
early nineties, that those roads.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We had that issue with our house in Carrollton. The
house was built in the firement. It was built in
the early eighties and we had to have some soffit
repair because squirrels had found away into those areas. We're
running rampant in our in our in our attic.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
And that happens a lot. But how terrifying You'd be
laying in bed at night and you could hear the
zombie squirrels walking around up there.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Going nuts, nuts, grains, whatever.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
So if you want to check your roof for any
damage whatsoever, including zombie squirrel sambage, you called Daniel and
his team at Cookdfwroofing and Restoration for free eight three
three Cook DFWA three three Cook DFW or that website
cookdfw dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
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Speaker 2 (14:29):
This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by
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(14:53):
you need a moment?
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah mine.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So now we're going to share a couple of new
stories about moms so Trey and I can work through
our mother issues.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
A human spinal cord found in the back start over.
A human spinal cord found in a backyard burned pit
led to a son's arrest for the murder of his
missing mother, Tray, I have an alibi. This story is yeah,
this story is not about Trey's mom.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, yeah, being and she so kind. They called me
at four thirty am this morning, so you know, I'm
quite sure that bitch is still alive.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
For now, I'm just waiting for the check to clear.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Tray, Oh good lord, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A twenty year old man in Indiana is accused of
killing his own mother, allegedly beating her to death before
stuffing her in a wooden box and setting the Bible
on fire in a backyard burn pit. Netflix series to Come.
According to his Day, his name is Nicholas Thomas Yeates.
He was taken into custody and charged with one count
(16:13):
of murder in connection with his mom's suspected slang although
please are pretty sure about it, according to a news
release from Indiana State Police. Yates on Sunday contacted the
Vermilion County Sheriff's office and reported his mother missing, claiming
she had not returned home in several days and he'd
been unable to get in touch with her. He said
his mother lived at the house, which is eighty miles
west of Indianapolis. The sheriff's office subsequently reached out to
(16:36):
the state Police Putnam Bill Post to help with the investigation. However,
authority said that during the course of the investigation, detectives
uncovered criminal activity determining that the missing person had been murdered.
The evidence that led to his arrest. That was all
part of the release. So he called police from the
house where he murdered his mother and threw her in
a burn pit and said she was missing. And then
(16:58):
when police showed up to look around and ask questions,
they say, well, here's your problem right here.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I don't think you thought that went through.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It doesn't appear so.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Maybe it wasn't a thermis. It could be an urn.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I mean, if we're being honest, we are not serial killers.
We are not typically criminal scoff laws. However, I think
on occasion the normal brain thinks, well, when an idiot
criminal gets busted, you think, okay, come on, if you're
gonna do it, think at least one step ahead. If
you're gonna throw mama in a burn pit, make sure
(17:40):
the burn pit's not in the backyard of the house
where you live with her, and you murdered her at
least throw her in the neighbors burn pit something. Just
make it kind of hard for the police just a
little bit. Make the documentary two episodes, not just one
or a short.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, make it a documentary about you know, you being
you know, a criminal mastermind, not world's dumb as criminals.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
If you're a criminal and you end up on our show,
you've done poorly. Okay, if you've done well, you'll have
a multi part Netflix documentary that Trey will then report
back to us and mention about how good it was
as opposed to being part of our stupid criminal segment.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And this just goes to show you, at twenty years old,
you have not thought things through yet. Give it more time,
you'll devise a much better plan.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That is true. That is very true. He thought he
thought his mom was bad for obviously he's not that bad,
bad enough to kill it. But he has no idea
what thirty more years could have done to him. And
if he had just watched this show and seen Trey,
he'd know. On the other hand, maybe he did and
(18:56):
that's why he did it.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
When he did it, you know, that's nice to be
an inspiration.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
And uh, you know, if you're going to ab test
something that would certainly be a way to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah, you never know the impact you have on others. Anyway,
He's going to be going away for quite some time.
So now that we've had a moment to.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Work, he still in quiet.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, he's not going to get that four thirty am
phone call from mama bitching at him about something.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
He's going to get a it's going to get a
different call at fourth.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Get a tap on the head call, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Just where's where's your thermos?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
And next up, a two time Tampa bank robber was
arrested after his mother turned him in. This one's mine
because this is something that my mom would do. Trey.
I don't know about your mom, but when I was
young and my mom busted me with a dip in
(20:17):
my desk under age, I wasn't supposed to have it.
I was not eighteen. I was like, I think fifteen,
fifteen or sixteen. She was threatening to turn me into
the police because she wanted to know where I had
gotten it.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I was about to ask the same thing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Here's the thing a smart person would have thought, probably
the corner store right next to the apartment complex where
we lived. But she didn't assume it was them. It
was so in order to protect my source who would
sell me stuff. Because as a teenager, you find a
place that will sell you things underage, you garden protect
(20:56):
them like your dirty magazines between your mattresses. So when
mom said where'd you get this? I did the old
school thing. I said, it's a friend watching it for
him because he can't have it in his house because
he knows his parents will snoop through his stuff and
find it. So I tried to pull it, you know,
like throw it back on her a little bit. It
(21:17):
didn't work as far as the guilt you know boomerang,
but it at least got her off my back and
I was able to protect the corner store next to
my apartment complex.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Now, had I robbed a bank and my mother found out,
she would have, you know, stolen the money from me
and then turned me in.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
That is next level. Because I'm pretty sure if I
had robbed a bank and my mom found out, she
wouldn't give the police or the courts, or the state
or the country a chance to get their hands on me.
She would have judged jury and executed me right then
and there. In the living room herself. Yes, I have
judged dread as a mother.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Here's what my mother told me once. She's like, if
you ever go to jail, call me first.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
I will come get you, and then I will tell
the police officer to leave that cell open because I'm
coming back for murder.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Okay, good Because I was afraid she was that she
was treating you with love and respect and wouldn't judge you.
And Trey and I were going to ask what that's like.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Just I will kill you and then I'm gonna turn
myself in.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I said, good woman, she's willing to turn herself in.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
She was honest.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm sure my mom would do that.
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bit more left to the story about the guy who
smuggled a thermos into jail. So the Florida man who
showed up to jail with a full buh, my mouth
is still numb from the dental stuff or also the vassol,
(25:04):
So forgive me, I'll reset the headline again. The Florida
man who showed up to jail with a full sized
thermos up his butt, there's actually a little bit more
to that story. After the X ray showed the thermost,
police rushed him to the hospital, where a specialist removed it.
(25:30):
Prison is raj. I know you were pre med at
Southwest Texas State. So if there was a major in
any university in the world that would have prison contraband
removal specialist, I feel like it would have been at
Southwest Texas State. Is that a thing in the medical community?
(25:55):
Is that a specialty that we're aware of?
Speaker 5 (25:57):
That would be Stephen of Austin and uh.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
My apologies, that's an acadotia school that's in East Texas thing. Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
No, I mean that's what I was trying to figure out,
Like who it's it's got to be a proctologist and
surgeon combination is what.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm a colorrectal gastroentrology, something like that, somewhere in that field.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
So yeah, I mean that. My mother used to talk
about how people used to show up at the e
er all the time with stuff in their butt. Yeah,
but not like this. There's one those a mag light,
like a full sized mag light. Like he's all the way,
all the way, said he fell on it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
The luck.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I've heard more stories from some e m ts.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Uh. I think that uh uh bottle of Jiffy peanut butter.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Jeff or Skippy, I guess you don't want to you
don't want it to be Peter Pan.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I'm a I'm a jeff Man myself for sandwiches and
Skippy is actually not bad, especially if you're trying to
go for a little bit lower calorie thing. I do
not like Peter Pan in my mouth or my butt.
I'm so glad we have that on record now. But
Captain Hook, look, whatever my wife dresses up as in
(27:39):
the bedroom is our business.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
And if he wants to call her rufio, he will.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Now that's how she got me into the role player. Uh. Anyway,
there's a little more to the to the Florida inmate
who smuggled or who tried to smell uggle of thermis
up his butt into jail, so they rushed him to
a specialist where they had it removed. His name is
(28:05):
Walter Freimeyer, and it turned out he'd been storing the
thermis inside of his body for an entire day. He
told to me put it up there twenty four hours earlier,
and officials say he would have died if the thermis
had stayed where it was much longer. He's also, unsurprisingly
got a very long rap sheet with at least twenty
(28:28):
five other arrests, not charges. Twenty five other arrests, five
stints in prison. He also said he's been using meth
for twenty eight years. That tracks.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, he is now facing multiple charges, but not for
the thermis. They also found a meth pipe on him,
but that one was in one of his pockets, not.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
His prison pocket.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
I know, you got a perfectly good spot right there, thermoist. Yeah, exactly,
because if you put the meth pipe in the thermos,
it's at least protected by the hard insulated outer layer.
You put that in your pocket, it's just gonna get smashed.
And if your goal is to be a butt bong
in prison, then that's where you should put your meth pipe.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I mean, was he going for like a permanent prophylactic
in there?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Maybe he is thinking outside the box.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
While putting stuff inside of it.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Again a solid theory tray. Maybe he's a clean freak
and doesn't doesn't like kidding.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
See keep it con take.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh this is gross.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
The meth part was like it was kind of a given.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Uh. I just assumed that was a drug induced decision
to put a thermist in your butt.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think many sober people are like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I would have gone with you, you know, just someone
who loved weed, because God knows they can turn a
bomb into it, you know, out of anything.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
That is true. We've all seen it. And if it
is possible to turn a grown man's ass into a bomb,
where do you light it? The same the same place?
It's like around the front, right, No, I don't know,
(30:58):
mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Get a hole drilled in the side. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Probably so oh man, I.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Believe Raj froze up.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, it looks like he sure did. That was a
good moment to do it too.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
He disappeared like a thermis in the night. All right,
there's one last little bit here that I'd like to
share with you inside the Treehouse before we leave for
the day. A Connecticut man who died in a skydiving
(31:42):
accident was a skydiving coach and he's being remembered for
his kindness and his patience. Actually, hang on, I think
Raj is back. Yes, all right, here we go, Raj.
Last little bit before we leave for the day. A
Connecticut man who died in the skydiving accident was the
skydiving coach and is being remembered for his kindness and patience.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Sounds like he had quite the impact.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Please tell me they're going to play free falling at
his futul.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
During the eulogy, someone will say somewhere like, if you
look up into the sky, you can still see Chad
doing what he loves most. For all things Treehouse go
to Treehouse on Air dot com. You can also find
and follow us on social media at Treehouse on Air.
For me, it's at the Daniel Madley Portray it's at
(32:39):
tree Turnhome one, and for Raj it's at Comedian Raj Week.
We'll see you tomorrow right here inside the treehouse.
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