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Episode Transcript
It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey
Trenholm and Raj Sharman. I learned something recently that was
very eye opening, and I'm going to share that with
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you today. Did you know there are adult themed airbnbs?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, I was unaware. I was unaware these existed until recently.
I'm currently on the road in Florida in a normal,
as far as I can tell, Airbnb. Nothing weird or
untoward has happened, although there are a couple of pineapples
hanging around, but you know, Florida. I don't know if
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it's just because the Wi Fi I'm using, what the
deal is. But we started looking at other airbnbs in
the area and sometimes and this has happened. I have
seen in normal Airbnb listings there will be a room,
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just a room in a normal Airbnb listing, with no
additional information. It's just there. Like when you're going through
the photos, you're like, Okay, here's the kitchen, here's the bathroom,
here's an office, here's the outdoor area, here's the whips
and change done? Wait what go back to that one?
(02:03):
That happened a few years ago. We were looking at
some place and we're like, where did that room come from?
It's not even mentioned in the description, it's just they're
buried in the photos. But I did not realize there
is a hole across the board. Theme of adult themed airbnbs?
(02:26):
How did you know about this already?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Raj? A friend of mine told me about it.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
She was talking, she was looking up something and I
guess she had mentioned it to somebody else, that there's
adult themed airbnbs, and she showed me on her phone.
She's like, I said because I said it. I was like,
that's not real. That's not a real thing to advertise,
and she's like, yes it is. Let me show you.
And I was like, ah okay. So she started scrolling
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through some of the listings. There's a lot in Dallas.
There's also a lot in Fort Lauderdale. Just so you know,
oh where I am. I'm afraid to look.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Have you guys been around the whole house?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes? No trap doors, No, as far as I can tell,
no trap doors.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No faint screaming.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
There is there is a mystery beat. Yeah, somewhere in
the kitchen. There's a beat that happens and I can't
locate it. But I also know that if I don't
want to know the answer to something, I shouldn't go asking. Yeah,
and if I don't want to find something alarming, then
I shouldn't go looking. So I'm not going to inspect
that any further.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You know, in the Plus episode, you were talking about
how you get to know somebody, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I mentioned that to the girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I was like, you know, there's adult theme, And before
I could finish Airbnb, I go, do you know there's
adult theme? And she goes Airbnb's oh yeah, and then
just walked off. And I was like, I don't want
to know how you know that, But okay.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're not just a little bit curious.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
No, no want to know.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Are you sure maybe maybe there's something in there that
you would like to explore with her?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah? No, I don't want to find out she's mistress
Vixen either, So.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Just gonna it's gonna leave the lock on that owner's
closet where.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It is.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
When she says she's going to work. I trust it's
a building gonna with a manager. I trust it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, you mentioned that they have a lot of these
in Dallas, and there is one called Magic Mike's Red
Room Dungeon, and it is everything that you would expect
just based on the name. This is on Airbnb, Magic
Mike's Red Room Dungeon four point ninety five stars, twenty reviews.
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It is a guest favorite, one of the most loved
homes on Airbnb according to guests. I mean, look, that
is that is prestigious, something I'm sure Magic Mike is
very proud of.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Mm hmm, well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And this is only after one year, as you see here, Uh,
you can stay with Michael, who is a super host.
So this is this is this is impressive for for.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
One area, Oh yeah, see that's what you're saying, Like
that part that right there, the little seating area, kitchen
that all looks normal like I would go to there.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Scroll down, Yeah, the full kitchen. Bedroom just looks like
a normal spot that you would stay for a few days,
right And then you go down yeah yeah, and then
you're like, okay, this is not a typical bedroom. Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
For one is is that a gimp swing? Oh that's
a sex swing or a saddle I believe as well. Okay,
and uh, you know, I don't want to stay anywhere
that has the comforters ed hardy.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I don't know if that's ed hardy, it's just feeling naughty.
K N O T T Y.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh. I thought it said I'm ed hardy, and I'm like, oh, okay,
I don't. There's a lot of hardy people in there.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The thing that impresses me about this is the bean
bag at the foot.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Of the I was gonna say the same thing just now, because.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
If your kink is not being able to stand up,
then you need to get it on in a bean bag.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's for somebody to watch.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Good because if once you're in a bean bag, there
is no participation. Yeah, and there's no looking sexy when
you try to get up from it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah you can't, Yeah you can't. There's you're not doing
a lot of stuff in a bean bag.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
No you're I don't care how hot you are. There
is no sexy way to get up out of a
bean bag. Brad Pitt would look like the elephant man
trying to get out of a bean bag.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, that's a yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I mean somebody was like, you know what, we gotta
gotta make some income. We got to do something different
with this house.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It is interesting though, because the bedroom description next to
the photo is great queen bed, air conditioning, bed, linen, ceiling, fan,
clothing storage, extra pillows and blankets. Sounds normal, and then
you see you're like, oh, this is not a normal
you know, airbnb bedroom.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Mmm, yeah, that is uh uh, I'm good. What does it?
What is it? What's the going rate?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let me go back and see. Uh here we have
I don't see check in dates. Let's read the description here. Uh,
cleaned and disinfected daily. No cameras in the room or
the bathroom. Oh that is something I need to point out.
This is not the entire house. This is just a
room in Dallas. So you're going to be staying with Mike.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
What if he's legitimately just a magician?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Just pops in out of nowhere? How smoke bombs in,
I'm here for your sex now, condoms available for toys,
secret doors for entrance and bathroom. I don't know if
that's figurative.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's also four mic.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
TV BT speaker. I assume BT speaker means Bluetooth and
you know not but something bar Ice machine special lighting
tripod and phone mount with controller that's essential BDSM device assortment,
sex machine with attachments, glory hole suspension system, sex swing,
waterproof blankets, wedge and assorted toys, plus a full gym
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with steams on and cold plunge. Towels and shower products
are available in case you feel extra dirty. This is magical,
I must say. I can see why it's must stay.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'm wondering what he Uh I wonder how much money
this guy's making a ton? Yeah, yeah, I'm just wondering
how much it goes for per night.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
I know someone who has one of these and.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Uh oh, and it's actually up in Oklahoma and it's
booked out pretty much a year in advance.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Wow wow, good for him, pretty much whoever all of them?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh wow, good for her.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah. Look, yeah, just because just because it's your house
and you operate this as a business doesn't necessarily mean
you're into that particular lifestyle. It just means that you
recognize there's a hole in the market begging to be filled.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, and in the wall.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Apparently there's an idea what if what if you did
this instead of instead of listing a room or an
apartment or a house on Airbnb for people's sexual fetishes
to be rented. What if you just go into a
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dark alleyway cut a hole into something, or what if
you go into a rest stop bathroom hole in one
of the stall doors and you list that on Airbnb
and you make the money on it. There's no overhead there.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Oh, there's gonna be a lot of head there.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, but you're not paying taxes on it. You're just
renting out this hole on Airbnb.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Here's the crazy thing is the setup for that.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
So all the like it sounds stupid, but you're talking
about probably thirty thousand dollars for the bed the various
because if you're gonna do it, you gotta you want
stuff that's going to last and not you know, get
torn up after one couple goes in there. So like
those beds skill are expensive as hell and all the
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other Like I know this person, she invested about thirty
grand and all the equipment and hardware as it were.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, that's something you don't think about, is the investment
into all the items when you operate an Airbnb, especially
one of this magnitude. Yeah, you're right, tre I had
not thought about that, because if you want to actually
compete with the big boys. When it comes to adult
themed airbnbs, you have to have all the you have
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to meet everyone's expectations.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah, and let's say you want to, you know, save
a little bit of money, right, so let's order it
from Amazon. So let's because you can. Let's get the toys,
Let's get the linens, let's get the waterproof sheets. Just
imagine the guy in the fulfillment department that's like from
getting this order ready, Like what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Just imagine what their cart looks like. Talk about midlife crisis.
You gotta be careful because what if you have like
just normal items thrown in Because now people don't know
is this part of the kink or is this just like,
oh no, he just really needs some you know, dish
washing liquid.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
And maybe I'm just naive, but the glory whole thing
in that room or wherever it is is like, who,
if you're with your girl, do you need?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Is that a thing you need?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Or is that something like hold on, I got a
surprise for us and it's just magic Mike and he
sticks it through and like it might be yeah, it's
like is this your cock?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well it does say in the listing that interaction with
the homeowner is you know, on an as needed basis.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Leave the top hat on, Mike. Yeah, that's uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I mean it really does have it all. I mean
it's even got the suspension, uh pulley hanging from the ceiling,
which you're right, Trey, if you're the homeowner, you've got
to make sure that that's in a stud. Also, he
got to make sure it's in a sturdy location. Sorry
I couldn't help.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Also, Okay, so again maybe i'm night, but what like,
what point in your life does just good sex become
that boring where you're like, you know what, we need
a whip. I'm like, you know what, I think we
should see Other people like, oh that's the plan.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Lots of other people one after another's I'm all at.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Once, I'm glad you said that, and the door opens
me too.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Come on in everybody.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
How long have you guys been in our closet? Yeah?
I just don't know what it's like.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
You know, I understand, like, you know, like women have
their toys and I get that, but like when it's like,
how do you how do you approach that situation?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Like you know what?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I think we need? Honey, what's that I need? I
need a sex saddle. I'm like, you don't what you
need Jesus is what you need? And I'm Hindu.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
What I love here in this photo is you look
at the TV armoire right, and of course it's got
fifty shades of gray on. But then if you look
below the TV on the shelves, then you've got the
adult toys. And then my favorite part actually is the
various sizes and gages of rope. So at some point
the owner of this airbnb went to RII because this
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is not cheap rope. This is not the stuff you're
finding in the excess bend at home depot. Now, this
is the stuff that they keep behind the counter at RII.
This is the stuff that is specific for actual mountaineering
slash BDSM play.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Wow, you certainly know a lot about this subject.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's what I was about to say.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Tell us the trials and tribulations of finding the right rope.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I'm into hiking. I've been to ari I a few times,
but for the normal reasons.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, are you magic, Mike?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
What's your safe word?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Dan? Help?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
My my safe word is help S O S. And
also abercadabra. But wait, there's more, because not only do
we have adult themed airbnbs like the one we just
saw that is a room in Magic Mike's apartment, there's
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a full on travel agency. Let's see. It is adult
themed airbnbs and adult themed vacation rentals and just good
old fashioned adult themed vacations. So this is another one
of those examples of if you if you want to
go big, you gotta think small. You can't just be
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a regular travel agent. You need to be a travel
agent or the sexually adventurous like whoever's running this website.
Is adult themed airbnb and adult themed vacations, travel cruises,
Caribbean FAQ. I feel like they're missing an opportunity here
for an fuq, but that's another day. Then, of course
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the blog and certainly they're going to take the cookies.
We offer an adult themed airbnbs that offers a sex positive,
kink friendly private space for consenting adults. This is the
perfect place to rekindle or explore your fantasies with your partner,
escape from the daily craziness of life to relax and
enjoy each other. We now also offer flights, car rentals, hotels,
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vacation rentals, and cruises. Shop all your travels.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Wow, there's a cruise.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh sure?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You know how they say that if you're into anything,
whatever hobby it is, there's porn for it. It's the
same thing can be said for cruises. Whatever you're into,
there's a cruise for it.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
How many people are supposed to be in that hot tub?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Uh, I'm guessing let's see one, two, three, four, five,
looks like about a six to eight person hot tub.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
What's it like to be in the center one of those, Dane.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Well, it's uh, it's kind of it's kind of a
love hate situation because look, you're either if you're in
the middle of one of those, you're either gonna love
it or you're gonna hate it. There's really no gray area.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Dide the dollar bills get wet or do they just
hand them to you?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Everything's digital now, Rush, I'm just assuming you.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Do a little dance. First.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Your gip mask doesn't have a little side pocket for
your for your tips.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, Trey, Uh, that's the snorkel tube on the gyp mask.
Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine any vacation you've ever
been on, Now imagine the BDSM version of it. So
like a family at the beach doing some snorkeling. Now
imagine instead of Dad, the gimp got out and he's snorkeling,
but he's still in the full leather.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's an activity one hour a day, gimp snorkeling.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I'm saying like, if you're if you're on an adult
themed cruise, there's going to be activities. So just if
you've ever been on a cruise, you've ever been to
a beach, any vacation activity you've ever done, now imagine
it with a gimp next to you, and that's what
you'd be signing up for.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, Dan, tell us more. What happens on the lido
deck on a kink cruise?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What does shuffle board look like?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Hot? Really really hot? Mainly because leather doesn't breathe very well.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
There's a lot of a lot of heat stroke that it's.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
A lot of heat stroke. You really got to make
sure you're taking in plenty of fluids like normal foods.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
What's what's the captain's ball look like?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Exactly like you'd want it to groomed and and ideally
upright he he only sinks it. If you want him to.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Dandy, you have to paint them like the French girls.
Do you have to?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Sorry, I'm now in my own head. This is this
bit's about to turn terrible. So imagine the imagine the
love Boat, right, that's now, imagine the love Boat gets
rebooted into into the updated version of the love Boat.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
But it's and and Dan, You're you're Gopher.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, at least we know who Raj is gonna be?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
What what I have to be? The black guy?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I'm Isaac because you do finger guns better than me.
And Trey you got me, oh god. For all things
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