October 27, 2025 • 4 mins
The fine for needing a Sleeping Bear Dunes rescue is real, a furloughed lawyer in Washington DC fulfills a childhood dream, and are there monkeys on the loose? Those stories and more on today's top 5!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wow, this is Wes Michigan's Morning News, Steve Kelly, Brett Makata,
Lawrence Smith. That's Adam Roe Show. And guess what I'm
back at it Monday. It's October twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.
Top five times schmitty. Where do we start at number five?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We've always heard the rule that if you can't climb
back up the sleeping Bear Dunes, you are rescued, but
for quite a pretty penny. Well. Instagram user Ryan rud
Out decided to test that theory when he thought he'd
be able to climb back up the Bear Dunes. I
couldn't get back up that bank.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Copy that. Go ahead, clip the strap across your chest.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
We'll lift you straight up.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Harness is on up you coup just a heads up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The county'll bill you about three thousand dollars for this extraction.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Wish it were cheaper.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh, we just told him right out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The guy posted the video a few days ago and
he said, hey, no joke, three grand for them to
get you off that dune. So if you don't think
you can go back up, don't try going down.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I love how they just tell you as they're about
to put you in the basket, you Knowlly.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
By the way, I'm glad there's a happy ending there.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
But there's plenty of signage and people have talked about it.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I mean it was a big sign right there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Who hasn't judged people? As you're standing there watching them
go down, we might.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
See the copter kids.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Try just this past summer we were up there, yeah,
watching everyone going down.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh boy, Uh, never hang out, hang it. I've got
a working solution with a broken microphone.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
There, we're back.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Texas Tech is banning the throwing of tortillas by fans
and kickoffs after the fourteenth rank Red Raiders were penalized
twice and fine for objects being thrown on the field
in their most recent home game.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Were you aware of this?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
And why you're throwing food?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let it be reading it, Kirby Hokut set on Monday
fans entering the stadium stadium would be instructed to discard
tortillas that they're bringing in, said there would be reminders
before kickoff.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Anyone caught throwing them would have.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Their ticket privileges revoked from the rest of the academic year.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Just so you know, I'm glad you and I went
to the same spot. I was like, I love tortilla.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I was just gonna ask for Smitty.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I mean, this isn't like you know at a Red
Wings game where it's raw octopi or anything like that, right,
I mean these.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Are actually like good you could eat these. Why are
you throwing them?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I watched a video like a frisbee. These things can
really get some distance.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, it depends on if you've got flour or corn.
A corn tortilla can really get some depths. If you see.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Smitty by the gate, hey you're not going to throw that. Wait, hey,
your girl's frugal. You see those concession prices exactly right
there with you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh number three of the lists.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
A carousels spitting again, kids, that's our coaching carousel.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
But this one kind of hits home, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
With West Michigan LSU fired coach Brian Kelly yesterday. Athletic
director Scott would Ward announced it last night, minutes after
the players were informed of the decision during a team meeting,
but sources were popping on ESPN all afternoon. Talks regarding
the terms of his departure are continuing. The school said
(03:13):
in a statement, and they owe him wait for it.
Don't feel too bad, just more than fifty four.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Million dollars in buyo money.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
He had six years left on his ten year deal
that he signed when he left Notre Dame.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Now here's the thing. This coaching carousel is crazy. But
there's going to be so many openings.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
So it's like, what this is going to be like
leapfrog and people hopping in different jobs.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
How's he looking? Green?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
At number two, thirty one year old lawyer from the
IRS is using his furlough time to open up a
hot dog cart. He wanted to do it since he
was a kid. He is now selling hot dogs, moon pies,
and RC cola from a cart that he calls Shysters,
with the slogan the only honest ripoff in DC.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Clever little marketing see cola.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sandy and her sister like TAB and buy it when
they can find it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Really that's a throwback.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
But RC huh can't.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You got to be a certain person.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I'll take RC over TAB finally.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Number one of the lists.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Police in New Jersey said reports of monkeys on the
loose in Newark are a social media hoax perpetuated by
photos and videos that appear to be AI generated.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Here's a local resident, mccork ma called me. She told
me to be careful. There's a monkey and the loose,
And I'm.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Like, what a monkey the loose?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So she's like, yeah, you know, that's the word that's
going around. There are no monkeys on the loose.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
There are people making little videos that show these things
tearing around and it's just not true.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You gonna watch what is that contagion or whatever?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yes, outbreak, outbreak, the same thing.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Oh what about Planet of the Apes?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Who oh, now we're getting back there. That's it. Today's
Top five
Wow, this is Wes Michigan's Morning News, Steve Kelly, Brett Makata,
Lawrence Smith. That's Adam Roe Show. And guess what I'm
back at it Monday. It's October twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.
Top five times schmitty. Where do we start at number five?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We've always heard the rule that if you can't climb
back up the sleeping Bear Dunes, you are rescued, but
for quite a pretty penny. Well. Instagram user Ryan rud
Out decided to test that theory when he thought he'd
be able to climb back up the Bear Dunes. I
couldn't get back up that bank.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Copy that. Go ahead, clip the strap across your chest.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
We'll lift you straight up.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Harness is on up you coup just a heads up.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
The county'll bill you about three thousand dollars for this extraction.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Wish it were cheaper.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh, we just told him right out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The guy posted the video a few days ago and
he said, hey, no joke, three grand for them to
get you off that dune. So if you don't think
you can go back up, don't try going down.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I love how they just tell you as they're about
to put you in the basket, you Knowlly.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
By the way, I'm glad there's a happy ending there.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
But there's plenty of signage and people have talked about it.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I mean it was a big sign right there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Who hasn't judged people? As you're standing there watching them
go down, we might.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
See the copter kids.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Try just this past summer we were up there, yeah,
watching everyone going down.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Oh boy, Uh, never hang out, hang it. I've got
a working solution with a broken microphone.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
There, we're back.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Texas Tech is banning the throwing of tortillas by fans
and kickoffs after the fourteenth rank Red Raiders were penalized
twice and fine for objects being thrown on the field
in their most recent home game.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Were you aware of this?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
And why you're throwing food?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let it be reading it, Kirby Hokut set on Monday
fans entering the stadium stadium would be instructed to discard
tortillas that they're bringing in, said there would be reminders
before kickoff.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Anyone caught throwing them would have.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Their ticket privileges revoked from the rest of the academic year.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Just so you know, I'm glad you and I went
to the same spot. I was like, I love tortilla.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I was just gonna ask for Smitty.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
I mean, this isn't like you know at a Red
Wings game where it's raw octopi or anything like that, right,
I mean these.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Are actually like good you could eat these. Why are
you throwing them?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I watched a video like a frisbee. These things can
really get some distance.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, it depends on if you've got flour or corn.
A corn tortilla can really get some depths. If you see.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Smitty by the gate, hey you're not going to throw that. Wait, hey,
your girl's frugal. You see those concession prices exactly right
there with you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh number three of the lists.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
A carousels spitting again, kids, that's our coaching carousel.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
But this one kind of hits home, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
With West Michigan LSU fired coach Brian Kelly yesterday. Athletic
director Scott would Ward announced it last night, minutes after
the players were informed of the decision during a team meeting,
but sources were popping on ESPN all afternoon. Talks regarding
the terms of his departure are continuing. The school said
(03:13):
in a statement, and they owe him wait for it.
Don't feel too bad, just more than fifty four.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Million dollars in buyo money.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
He had six years left on his ten year deal
that he signed when he left Notre Dame.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Now here's the thing. This coaching carousel is crazy. But
there's going to be so many openings.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
So it's like, what this is going to be like
leapfrog and people hopping in different jobs.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
How's he looking? Green?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
At number two, thirty one year old lawyer from the
IRS is using his furlough time to open up a
hot dog cart. He wanted to do it since he
was a kid. He is now selling hot dogs, moon pies,
and RC cola from a cart that he calls Shysters,
with the slogan the only honest ripoff in DC.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Clever little marketing see cola.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Sandy and her sister like TAB and buy it when
they can find it.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Really that's a throwback.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
But RC huh can't.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You got to be a certain person.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I'll take RC over TAB finally.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Number one of the lists.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Police in New Jersey said reports of monkeys on the
loose in Newark are a social media hoax perpetuated by
photos and videos that appear to be AI generated.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Here's a local resident, mccork ma called me. She told
me to be careful. There's a monkey and the loose,
And I'm.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Like, what a monkey the loose?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So she's like, yeah, you know, that's the word that's
going around. There are no monkeys on the loose.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
There are people making little videos that show these things
tearing around and it's just not true.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You gonna watch what is that contagion or whatever?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yes, outbreak, outbreak, the same thing.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Oh what about Planet of the Apes?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Who oh, now we're getting back there. That's it. Today's
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