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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What is
Kicks 106. Jason, Jack and Kerry and Kane Brown, Lauren Elena,
and what ifs, although it is backwards day, so it's
not Jason, Jack and Kerry. What, what is, what is it?
You
Speaker 2 (00:21):
are cash. Kerry is.
and you're a snack. I'm nossages. Hey man, would you
like some nossage?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And he is a spicy nossage because he's written the
latest song for
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I
Speaker 1 (00:35):
write a song Wednesday because backwards Day, that was the, uh, the, uh,
pick up the theme.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hey, it is backwards Day. That's right, we always celebrate
the different national days as they come across the uh
email wire, as we say, and uh it is, it
is backwards Day. So we always hear the joke about
country music. If you play a country song backwards, you
get your dog back, your house back, your truck back,
all that kind of stuff, so we decide we're just
gonna write that song or something like this.
I love my country music, my sad old country songs.
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They're getting me through these rough times. See life been
doing me wrong, and I thought of that old joke, yeah,
the one we always hear about playing country music backwards,
and that gave me an idea.
Legend has it put on your records, spin them the
other way, just like magic, you will reclaim all you
lost along the way. So I rigged up my record
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player for this audio stunt to play my favorite vinyl
country songs from back to front, yep, so I cranked up,
fell asleep, loud to my surprise, could not believe it
when I opened up my eyes. Yeah, my truck was
in the driveway.
My dog was at the door. My baby called to
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say she couldn't stay away no more. Somehow all these
blessings have overcome each curse when I played my country
songs in reverse, you know, when I looked there in
the mirror and right there on my face. It wasn't
any more wrinkles. They were gone without a trace. Then
I ran my fingers across my head where nothing was
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on top. I'd regained my luscious, pretty manly lovely locks.
Open up the fridge. It was full as a big
old bank, sorry, I opened up the fridge and it
was full as a vault in a bank. There were
cases of my favorite beer I once pissed away and drank,
and I thought it was just a fantasy. My life
could find correction simply by playing tunes in the opposite direction.
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My truck was in the driveway. My dog was at
the door. My baby called to say she couldn't stay.
Somehow these blessings of overcome each curse when I played
my country song.
Inverse.
Well, I got a little cocky and I thought I'd
double down on this new rewind and formula of fortune
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that I'd found another night of music, but something went
quite wrong. See, I didn't read the label and I
think I put on the wrong song.
I got this white glove on one hand and I
got zippers on my pants and my voice is all.
And I'm stuck in this funny dance. See, I thought
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I was putting on Jerry Lee, you know, Jerry Lee Lewis, yeah,
the killer. Turns out I put on Michael Jackson. I
was listening to thriller. Oh well, still got my truck
out in the way my dog at the door and
my baby called to say she couldn't stay away no more.
Somehow these blessings have overcome each curse when I played
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my country songs in.
I played my country songs in reverse. Look I'm getting
it all back. Played my country songs in reverse.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
write a
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song
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Hey, backwards day it is. This hour, Jason, Jack and
Gerry is getting a lift by Horseshoe Resort. Hit the
slopes this winter at Horseshoe, Ontario's family-friendly ski resort.