6-13 Dad Jokes with Sam Neidermann the voice of the NDSU Bison

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This whole weekend. It's Father's Day weekend, so we want
you to be prepared. So I put together a list
of dad jokes. Feel free to use any of these,
and we're just gonna go around the corner here. We
all have three we're going to share, So Sam, you
you want to go first?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh, I'll take the leadoff spot. Man, this is a
privilege and an hotter. I mean, the dad jokes is
a both special and I heard what earlier this hour
and it's hard hard to follow up, but here we
go dad jokes for Father's Day weekend. I used to
have a job at a calendar factory, but I got
fired because I took a few days off. Nice. Yeah,

(00:40):
next to or even better. I thought the dryer was
shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
That's actually so true. I can speak from personal experience
right now, and this is the best one. Did you
hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They
only permit a looha?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna use that. Let's do it all right, Megan,
you're on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm not sure if I can beat any of both,
but here's to trying. Did you hear about the guy
walked into a bar lost the limbo contest? And I
have a question. If money doesn't grow on trees, then
why do banks have branches? A nice right right on
for a little bit. And uh, my friend couldn't pay

(01:31):
his water bill, so I sent him a get well
soon car A.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Nice well played, well played.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, all right, Father's Day weekend jokes that you can use.
Feel free to steal any of these.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
My version six thirty is my favorite time of the day.
Han's down.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Jeez, nice nice bow.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, younger generation probably don't get that one. You know.
At first I thought my practor he wasn't any good,
but now I stand corrected.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, And finally I was wondering why the baseball kept
getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Then it hit me, Yeah, that dad joke.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It all right, Sam, tell us about your dad, Give
him a little shout out, give him a little love.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, my dad is the absolute best. I love doing this.
A month ago we had Mother's Day for my mom, Gloria.
My dad, Joel hands down, has been behind me from
day one, my biggest supporter, just like my mom. He
is listening to every game, every show, every broadcast, and
has always believed in me, so I always appreciate that

(02:46):
he works hard for us day in and day out,
makes so many sacrifices for our family. We would and
trade him for the world. He's the best dad we
could ask for, So Happy Father's Day, Dad, I love
you and hope you have a great weekend.