David Spade: Nothing Personal (Adam Sandler Film School)

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Welcome to Adam Sandler Film School.Is that what this is called? Yeah,
thank you, complete covering of anybodywho's ever saw or touched Adam Sandler
and whatever they're up to. I'mRobert Bacon and with me as always our
my co host Marie Maloney, CalebGeorge. This week we are watching David

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Spade's Nothing Personal is Stand Up Specialon Netflix. It's gonna be very personal.
First of all, we're in thebrand new studio. Yes, we're
the prodigal Man Child returns. Thisis too professional for what we're going to

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talk about in the subject matter inhim, this is insane, is I
think what some people call overkill.Yeah, Bacon is now a homeowner.
I don't know if you can hearyeah, weird. It's it's still not
totally moved in, so it's goingto be a little echoe the first first
time. It's gorgeous. Just gaveus a tour and we're proud of him.
He's the first one of us toown a home. So way to

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go. Thanks guys. I'm gladto be back and I'm really excited to
be recording in person for the firsttime in three years, four years,
I've just been grinning. I startedgrinning when I left my car and I
was walking up and I was like, this is a nice building, and
I gave its side. I waslike, this is a really nice Conno,
and then you get to the topfloor and you're like it was worth

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the climb. Yeah. But myfavorite part is that we just you were
like, let's sit down and record, and none of us had to be
like, wait, my MIC's notworking. Wait, how did you I
can't hear you. Can you seewhat's going on? You sound like a
robot? Why are you in theroom? Are you just shouting from ten
feet away? I could do yellyguy, really good room, yeah,

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and really yell. So I'm reallyexcited you guys, even though what we're
watching I'm not super excited about DavidSpades nothing personal. You could watch this
on Netflix if you didn't cancel yoursubscription yet. First of all, David
Spade started out as a stand upright, Yes, so this is like
his bread and butter. But hefrom what I can see here is that

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he only has three stand up specials. To be clear, it's all of
their bread and butters, right,like all of them started instead up right,
I'm not who is one of thecollectives. It didn't Chris, Chris
didn't Chris Farley, Yeah, oneof the few just improvisers are sketch people
like Yeah, but most people standup. Yeah, most and specifically the
Adam Standler crew, like Chris Farleycould have endowed up in that crew,

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but I think it was we've discussedhere Kevin James took that role and so
and Kevin James started in, whichis really surprising. Yeah, that one's
the big you guys, I've beenI've been thinking a lot about this,
and I'm actually taking the opposite aview. I think this is going to
be really fun. I'm really excitedto see David do stand up because I've

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never really seen him other than likeclips from a long time ago. I
haven't really seen or heard about himdoing stand up recently. I know he
kind of toured with like the GrownUps crew doing casino stuff. I've seen
that's the crowd I've seen come upon like Vivid seats or whatever. Yeah,

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but I've never really seen like atrue stand up special from him,
like a long one on like HBOor something. There probably is one that
we haven't watched. I'm just saying, haven't heard of one recently? Yeah,
I mean, if we're watching oneof his older ones, I think
i'd be more excited. I justfeel like, now we're at the I
don't know what we're gonna get withthis, Dawn Spade. I'm excited because

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I think of all the grown upscrew, David is somehow the most likable.
I mean, yeah, for me, David's probably my favorite. He
in like, out of all themovies that we watched, Tommy Boys like
number one, right, yeah,and he did an amazing job in that,
right Yeah. I think I likehis natural, like acerbic, like

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vat like Weasley guy vibe. I'mmore excited about this than I am the
Rob Schneider's stand up, for sure. I will say that I would probably
take a different approach to this becauseI saw sixty six minutes and went that
fucker couldn't keep it under an hour. And that's so I'm probably already not
in a good space. It's onlysixty six minutes. Why sixty six Well,
because you need a bit So Idon't know, there has to be

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a beginning, like there has tobe something in the beginning. Where are
they where did they film this theWell, here's the PLoP synopsis. It
follows David Spade sharing his disdain forcrabs and his unique approach to turning down
drugs. Spade is going to provethat no topic is awful limits that but
see that last chech. Actually,so here's some others. In nineteen ninety

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eight, David Spade has a standup special called Take the Hit, and
then in two thousand and fourteen hehad another stand up special called My Fake
Problems? That wouldn't Would that beon Netflix? Just like a special?
That's a great question. I canlook that up real quick. HBO go

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through a mom Yeah, fourteen fourteenAMC AMC not the Plus yet? Oh
my god, I made a joke. But you could watch Plus. My
Fake Problems is on Paramount Plus.My god, you could if you want

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to watch the first, the middleone, that's the twenty fourteen one,
and then the what did I say? Go on Paramount Plus. Take Ship
in My Pants? Please don't brandnew home for ship. First on the
floor? Yeah, there it isDavid's fain Take the Hit. Oh thank
god, there's no shit on thefloor. It's HBO Max though on the

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floor. Yeah, so yeah,I get forty dollars a month and you
can watch both of these. Hellyeah on Paramount Plus and HBO streaming.
I try to find something on IMDbabout this. There's no facts or anything.
I'm not gonna have this influence myviewing. Hopefully it doesn't influencers.

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But the title of the first reviewI see is I guess you have to
be a fan? Oh what thedeepest fucking oh man. But and just
like you know all our stuff,this guy has ten helpfuls, seven unhelpfuls.
It's a really like touchy, divisivetopic that we've obviously found out through
the years. If you if yougo after Adam Sandler, it's like fifty

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fifty. I'd say people either hatehim or they just blindly follow everything he
does. Yeah, yeah, well, no topic is off limits for the
ASPS crew. I will say,I know you guys watched Um Emperor's New
Groove and you weren't a huge fanof it. I was, Oh,
we watched it together and we werelike, I remember this being better,

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yeah, and it were younger.I rewatched it recently. Ruth had never
seen it, and I watched TheSweatbox, which is a documentary about the
making of this film and all theproblems that went into it. And it
was Sting's wife who like took upthe project and like shot a bunch of
things behind the scenes. So it'sa Disney movie. So they never released

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it because it just makes Disney lookreally, really bad. But you could
watch it for free on the Internetarchive. You just look forward the Sweatbox
movie and it's on there for free. You download it. It's the it's
a hard cut, so there's notlike there's no music behind anything, and
there's a time code on there.Okay, but I watched it. It
was very interesting. You see allthe ineptitude of the people who worked the

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higher ups who worked at Disney.Disney I love that kind of shit.
Yeah, And they put the animatorsthrough hell. And then at the end
of it you hear both sides talkingabout it, and the higher ups are
all like, yeah, that wasthe best way to make that movie.
I thought it was a great way. If we do it all of it
again, we do that same way, and they go to the animators like
that was the worst experience in mylife. I hated though. And you

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could hear the animators, like theguy who did Eartha kits Issma. There's
one animator assigned to each character,and he loved Ema, and that character
was so much more complex indeed inthe original cut, and he really put
a lot of work into that andthe main villain, and then the way
that they just kept like downgrading hermade him really upset. Yeah. So

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I even liked the dumb thing thatthey came out with at the end because
I think there were so many talentedpeople there that eventually you're going to get
something. Yeah, it's so good. All the voice over acting, I
think is great with David Spade doesa great job. We settled on,
right is it? We liked someof the performances, but we didn't necessarily
think the film held up. Isthat what the consensus ended up being.

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Yeah, I think that's what youguys said. And then I was like,
oh yeah. And then I watchedit with Ruth and she thought it
was like, oh okay. Herfavorite part was just like, oh,
where where am I supposed to live? Don't know, don't care? And
that was her like She's like thatwas the funniest joke in the whole thing,
and it was right at the beginning. Yeah, like all right,
yeah, it could have had somuch more heart and so much to it.
Yeah, it could. And Iforgot who was originally Ah, it

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was Owen Wilson. Oh plays likethe more? Yeah, yes, so
check it out Internet. Yeah wow, but we're gonna watch. We're just
gonna watch the whole stand up special. Yeah, and we'll take notes,
we'll talk. If there's any specificjokes that hits us, we'll play it
and we'll talk about it. Hellyeah, are you guys ready to watch

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sixty six minutes of this stand upNetflix special? Yeah? Let's spade away.
No toctics off limits, so I'mready to be yea, nothing's off
limits. Crabs, drugs, nothing, nothing, including different species of crabs
and severer ways to turn down drugsand the how crustaceans first came to me

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and the drug cartels history, Likeyou ever had king crab? That is
my drug? Let's all watch DavidSpade. Nothing personal. Someone tried to
hug me today. I mean Isound like a deck but I'm terrified,
you know what I mean? Who'shugging still? I go, oh,
maybe I could just get away withthe fish pump. She goes, Nope,

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come here, I'm a Hugger.If I wanted to sound twenty seven,
I changed my name to Connor.You know what I mean. They're
like, Connor Spade, what's up? I'm like just vaping. Honestly,
even my friends hold me up.I have girls. I go, oh,
you want to meet my friends?I see it come and I go,
you know, Rick, Pete andRoger They're like, what the fuck?

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Bank sounds old over there. Andby the way, it wasn't just
a cute little landing strip when Istarted. Oh no, it was a
babushka. Oh my god. Itwas like home plate down the legs and
it was like crabgrass to clean theribs a little. There's no rules.
It was lawless. They where thoseold dyes are like an air bag.

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When I'm I'd sleep on it likemy pillar comer, take it off and
pull on him. The three anda half feet long by jamped down.
Okay, we just watched David SpadesStand up Special. Um. It was

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interesting. It was nothing personal,no, but nothing was off topic.
Oh no, nothing awful. Sorry, yeah was off topic. Everything stayed
on topic. Yeah, no topicwas off Yes, every topic was on
limits. I will say after youknow, it's kind of the quintessential David

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Spade for me of just like,you know what, I didn't get angry
and uh, you know, Igiggled a few times. I didn't get
angry, and that's that's a hugewin. Like if that was Kevin James
the entire time, I'd be like, please stop stop doing this. Get
off. Oh yeah, there's cathair over all these microphones. I'm inhaling
it. Yes, yeah, theymarmy cheese loves rubbing up against every all

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the little nooks and crannies of these. So yeah, I hope you're not
allergic because you will die. We'regonna jump in. We're gonna jump into
it. Because I didn't take anynotes. You took took pictures, Dae,
Yeah, I do a little graphs. Well. First of all,
Mari pointed this out of just likethere was the first six minutes we were

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in silently. It wasn't off toa good start. The first six minutes
was like blue. You guys weredead silent, and I just the only
thing I said was bump a biscuit. Yeah, so it starts, which
was just a repeat of his joke. Yeah, the setup is grazy camel

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too, just like yeah, grazyCamel to bump Biscuit. I just repeated
question. That was the first Ithink moment anyone spoke was bumble Biscuit,
and I wrote down I think Iknew why. It's because the first six
minutes was all a quarantine COVID joke. Yeah. Yeah, And I think

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we're all kind of like and theywere. There was nothing wrong with them.
I don't think they were like thattired or anything. But it's just
like I think we're all we're allreally over it, like we all went
through it, we all understand andstill are. Yeah. Yeah, but
also I don't want to talk aboutit anymore, like know what it's the
jokes are gone. But that's that'swhy I think it's ever played. Is
it's like I don't need like Iwe do these jokes every day just with

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interactions like and so I'm just thatisn't that isn't a topic that's off limits,
like you know, like that's justa topic that's on limits every day,
and so I'm just no, I'mjust not into it. It's just
not going to get me. Andthen the my little chart that I drew
was David Spade's outfit that I waslike, oh, David Spade, choke.
This is what he was told towear or chose to wear. But

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you know what, I was comparingit to Kevin James Special, and I
thought he looked great. One ofmy early notes is he looks good.
He's the best and most healthy lookingof the grown ups cast. His gold
rolex was a little distracted. Yeasecond note, I go. I just
said I like his watch. Yeah, yeah, And before he made fun

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of it, I wrote navy saloonshirt. And then the entire time he
talked about having a cowboy shirt on. So for those of you who aren't
going to watch this, don't.It's a navy shirt, gray pants,
and he's wearing gray Adidas not Adidas, A six shoes and just an all
gold watch straight from the very It'sa very prominent, large gold rolex.

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It' it is. It is astatement accessory for sure. And the whole
thing was just like, Okay,I get it. You're wealthy, like
you're well to do, you weresyndicated. I get it. But the
moment he saw yeah exactly, butthe moment he made the joke about about
him being like, oh oh,look at that gold relex. And then
just went on. I was like, Okay, that paid off for me.

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Well, we'll play that clip laterbecause that was probably the best joke.
I think it was kind of athrow throwaway joke. I liked him
when he was at his throwaway best. That it really did so many of
his lines a throwaway. And Iwill just say, as an overall note
on this whole thing, one didn'thate. It wasn't like super excited.
I'm not going to quote anything fromthis, like I wasn't eyeing, laughing
or anything, but I will saythat like sometimes he's he's there, he

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has the landing, he knows whereit is, and he's like right there,
and then he just chooses to likekind of peter out and kind of
stop and then just kind of moveson, and it it felt like he
really could have owned a lot ofthings and he chose not to. He
chose to kind of like stand back. For some reason, sometimes David Spade
being almost too cool is a detrimentto him, especially as he gets older.

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I think because you're because it justfeels like he's not invested, and
that can that's his sense of humor, but also it can be detrimental to
his I think too, a morepolished set where he's just like, like,
I love to throwaway jokes, ais there some of my favorite jokes
in the whole set. But alsothat feels like you are you don't really
give a shit? So why amI supposed to give a shit? And

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that makes the set overall like difficultfor me at times. Yeah, this
set was so interesting to me becauseI feel like the structure is there,
like your why someone who's good atat setting up he knows what he's doing,
he knows what he's doing. Butthere were parts that just like floundered
and didn't really stick the landing.Yeah, And it wasn't in the ways

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that we've seen Kevin James Stand UpSpecial and Adam stand there's Adams stand up
Special dude, Like those dudes swunghard and flopped. It wasn't like that.
It was just very It's just Idon't even know how to describe it
beyond like I think there's something inherentlylikable David Spain, Yeah, like makes

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you more on his side, eventhough he is kind of a dick and
that is lacking a little bit.And Kevin James and Adam because they're like
now a little bit too big fortheir bridges. That's it. Yeah,
he's a little more self aware.Yeah, every time he gets too big
for his britches, he kind ofcuts himself down, which makes him likable,
right, Yeah, and that's hisThat's always been his comedy of like

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he's out of all of them.Is. One of my other notes was
just like, hey, you knowhe'll actually shit on himself. Yeah,
he'll he'll actually sit on himself self. He doesn't like half ass do it
of like my head shaped like anegg, Like no one thinks that Adam
sand right, you know, likehe really shits on himself, and you
feel like he doesn't think that he'sthat awesome, right Yeah, and you
and you get that with him.Yeah, but it gets to a point

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where it's just like some of thesejokes are really good and if you just
kind of like leaned into him,I would have enjoyed them more. But
like so many times we had torewind it because we're like wait what,
Yeah, because we kind of missedit. He kind of tried to he
tries to like hide it. Yeah. I was saying to you guys before
it felt like this was like maybeonly the second or third time he had
done this routine or something. Itfelt fresh, and it felt like he

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didn't have it like fully memorized.Like you know when stand ups and memorized
are set and they have it sodown that they can go off of it
and they come back and like maintainthe structure. It didn't feel like he
had the hold of that set yet. So he like there were just times
of floundering. Yeah, but itcouldn't have been like because you don't you

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usually tape when you're towards the end. That's what it was. Maybe where
he went he went to start ajoke and then he goes, no,
I'm not going to do that one. Yeah, And I do think that
towards the end, the last tenfifteen minutes, it felt it felt less
polished, It felt less felt likeriff. I think. I think if

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I had to take a bet andI'm I'm completely uneducated, I would say
that, you know, a lotof these stand up comedians are going to
work their bits in the in thesmall nightclubs over time and really you know,
get their get their material down.It felt like he did that for
like half of it and the lasthalf and just was like, well,
I gotta go on the road,right, I gotta put this in front

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of ten thousand or five thousands.This is nine ten thousand seat theater.
There's two thousand seat feater or whatever. You know. It's in Minneapolis.
Yeah, it's a nice theater.It's really nice theater. It's a smaller
theater. Yeah, but that's Iprefer a comedy absolutely something like that.
But it didn't feel like all thematerial was fully tested and fully like Blake,
you know, formed, And sothe last twenty minutes really does tend

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to taper off, And I don'tthink his last bit is the strongest bit.
Yeah, no, yeah, Iagree on that one. Um,
do you guys want to go throughsome of his jokes? Well, we
were sitting in silence up until sixminutes, so why don't we go ahead
and play whatever that joke was rightat six minutes? Next day we're Maderna,
we're ninety five percent advocacy. Ohand we're room temp ah, I'm

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listening next day, or aster Zena, we're ninety six and we're a bath
bomb. Holy shit. That wasour first life of because it was so
many COVID jokes. Yeah, thatwas fun, like and we're FuMB Now,
it's like, all right, thatwas. That was the first one.

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Great, it was, But Idid hear because you were talking about
the lady, and I did hearlady losing her fucking shit the whole show.
If you listen to this on surroundsound, they kind of have the
microphone's position next to like one personeach. Yeah, I guess you could
hear like different people laughing and eachspeaking. Here's a gal that's just eating

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it up, yeah, repeating thejokes. Yeah, that's how you know.
She she's been to a few shows. She's been following him. Yeah,
she has a restraining order. Yeah, she's nudging the people. Next,
this is gonna be Remember it's abath bomb. I shouldn't have said
it there, It is, allright, Then I have another one here

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we can listen to this one is. And then we were sitting around a
while and we're like, when ishe going to get to the crabs?
And he finds he finally got toWe've been great line, we've been teasing
the crabs and just in the taglineof the thing here it is. But
the stairs to my room upstairs areoutside, which is weird, and I'm

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in there and it's covered in crabs. By the way, there's a million
crabs outside and there's ten thousand inside, and I go, I don't love
crabs. They're kind of sickening tome. And there's too many at once
and I get overwhelmed and they're fuckingscary. And I tell the guy there's
too many crabs, and he goes, it's crabs season. I go,

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but not in my house, likeit can be out there, and he
goes, but they're crazy. Igo, these aren't answers. This is
do you get what I want todo. I don't want them here because
they scare the fuck out of mebecause I'm kind of a pus and they're
gross and they walk sideways, youknow, and that's unsettling at best.
But what so, I will say. His physicality, Yeah, he doesn't

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move a lot, and maybe it'sbecause he doesn't move well. And to
see him when he does move,it's very funny. I think he's very
like when he when he's physical onstage, he's very like deliberate and it's
very funny. Yeah, yeah,I agree. Physical comedy isn't his like
bag. That's not his bread andbutter. But I love seeing him do

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it. I kind of like thathe's bad at it, you know,
like makes it more endearing once again, does it really does? Yeah?
Yeah, But we finally got tothat, and then he also says there's
a line in here that spiders crabsare just spiders with good p We all
laughed at that. Good. It'sa good joke. That's a really good
I mean, I thought all thecrab jokes have been taken. And it

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turns out that Marie, you're holdingup your phone like you have something.
Oh no, I was just lookingfor the note after um, crabs are
spiders with good pr What is thisone? John? John Bangy? All
right, so here what John?But we were going to decide, all

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right, so let's talk about thisbecause I didn't understand the joke. Can
we watch it? Okay, watchit again so there is a reference.
So then we move on to tow. So he was talking about the crabs
and he said they were sneaking intohis room with the door had like a
four inch whatever, so they wereable to sneak into his room. Like
John, Benny Ramsey, wasn't thatthe that was the Let's listen, let's

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listen to it, right, okay, and I go, how are they
getting in my room? Meanwhile,look it's this thick under my door.
The crabs don't even have to gosmash down. They're like John and ay,
heyda, what's the joke here?Is this is the joke? John
Bennet Ramsey was a child pageant pageantperformers, so they just like come in
with like their hat and their Yeah. I think that's it. SAMs too

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many jumps. Well, but here'sthe problem with that joke, in my
opinion, is the reason we rememberJohn Benny Ramsey is because she was a
murdered child, right, Like wedon't know the mystery behind her. So
if you're gonna use that joke,why not just say like a pageant girl
or like whatever, like the frogfrom WB exactly yeah right, or like

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the girls with the plumes in thefeathers. Yeah, Because there's a disconnect
there when you reference the poor childthat was murdered and we don't know why.
And so it maybe made me meanjump to like is there a bigger
joke? Is he saying? Janney? Like what is he saying? Is
there another Jeanne we don't know ofit? It's like this charismatic, you

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know, like cabaret performance. Wedon't know about Ida saying that I'm translating.
I don't agree what Bade is likeyou think translating for I'm translating what
he meant. I'm not agreeing that. It's she's trying to say that she's

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explaining what he's coming from, notthat she thinks it's funny. Yeah,
totally, yeah, yeah, totally. Now let's see I think I turned
on the subtitles. Let's just makesure. Okay, the crabs don't even
have to go smashed down. They'relike johmaa hey, they come right in
John a Day. Is that areference? Is he too smart for him?

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He's saying John Bay he is,Yeah, this was close captioned by
a robot. Yeah. Yeah,he's saying John Bay. Yeah. Either
way, a weird thing to say. It is, it's it is,
It doesn't put yeah for sure.Yeah, But like the whole joke itself,
like we I feel like we allenjoyed. That was the first time

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we I felt like we were actuallyenjoying ourselves when he was talking about staying
at this hotel and they're just beinga lot of crabs everywhere yeah. Yeah.
I think our second biggest laugh otherthan the rolex was was unintentional a
weird transition he had because right afterthe crab stuff, I have a note
that says, can't beat that.I also wrote, I can't beat that

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transition we were watching or just like, oh yeah, David Spade doing this
for decades like a real master ofthe arts, and like his transition was
awful. Let's listen to this transition. The guy's like, well, it's
time for me to go. Iit is a labor season. What's happened?
So anyway he leaves, I goto Bachelor in Paradise, which is
basically a Toyota Fukathan. You knowyou're nodding your head. I mean,

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good god, whatever, anyway,enough about that. I'll tell about sweet
Mother, my mom. There yougo. That's the there you go.
And so anybody, if you're startingstand up and you need some notes or
whatever, just enough about yeah,well enough about that, and you just
talk about whatever you want to talkabout. Well, I mean link,

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that's such a good micro cousin ofthe whole stand up of like I told,
the joke, whatever, don't care, don't I can't believe you even
liked that joke. Anyway, movingon, and I'll tell you the other
thing that really started to be tellingfor me towards the end of like,
I don't think you've polished this isbecause he kept saying I go, I
go, yeah, I go this, I go this, and then I
say this, I go this,and I'm just like, that's if you

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had somebody giving you feedback, that'sthe first note I would give. It's
like, cut that out. Findways to not repeat yourself in terms of
I go. But that's why theending felt unpolished. It felt like a
poorly told story because you have somany idiosyncrasies thrown in there that I'm having
a hard time listening. Yeah,and but do you think do you think
either one it's from him not workshopping this enough, or do you think

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that he's just like so big nowthat it's it's really hard for him to
get notes. I don't know.That's a hard answer to give, just
because I don't know, Like we'resaying this, we all, I would
say, we all enjoyed it,or we all did we all lukewarm it?
Yeah, worst I believe that Ienjoyed it the most. Yeah,

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it's not my favorite stand up specialI've ever seen. But there's something for
me really endearing about David Space yea, Like he reminds me of my cousins.
And maybe that's because we grew upwatching Tommy Boy a thousand million times
a day when we would like hangout at our family reunion for a week.

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But I don't know, there's justlike something endearing about him to me
that reminds me of other family memberssense of humor. I mean, we've
we've talked about it on this podcast, right, The idea that David Spade
is flourishes when he I think ahis throwaway jokes are the best in the
whole thing. Yes, but thosethrowaway jokes work really well across from somebody
who is full of heart, whichis why we talk about like Tommy Boy
being so successful, Like do Ilook good in the suit? Now?

(29:37):
Your face does? Right? Likethat throwaway joke works so fucking well,
And so I like the throwaway jokesmore. I wish he committed more heartily
to that and really just made hispersonality that type of throway joke because I
could watch an hour of throwaway jokes. Yeah, but it almost seems like
he's too cool for it. Forme, anytime we watch something that isn't
absolutely fucking dreadful, it's a win, Like and I don't think dreadful at

(30:00):
all. This is one of thebest stand up specials that we've had to
watch for the podcast. I wouldsay, I would honestly say the best,
Yeah that in recent memory. Andthe joke is, does this suit
make me look fast? You know, your face? And you know is
as much as like the two dudesdoing stand up together is like a little

(30:22):
overplayed, Like Yeah, I don'tknow, I think he could pull it
off himself. He just needs tohave that little bit more vulnerability and more
honestness. Yeah that he really shiesaway from. Yeah, you know what,
Wait, I want to speak onthat because his weird store little anecdote
sucked ass. And it's because youcould tell that story was so fake and

(30:47):
not rooted in any hint of truth, and you could just tell like his
stories that are rooted in a grainof truth are finest, Like there's no
way that he didn't stay in ahotel that had crabs that like came under
the door for Yeah, But theother one of just like no, he's
just making tired weed jokes, solike the guy who works at the weed

(31:10):
store is paranoid and then he andthen the other guy gave him the thing
and he ate the weed too fast. It's like they don't sell the weed
like you just don't. They justdon't hand you an open edible. You
have to open it. Like whenwhen he gets an old many improv or
stand up is one. I'm like, definitely, and that was a moment
of like you're an old man.Yeah, that was a very manufactured story

(31:33):
for like a boomer take. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there is
one. He does dip into myterritory with dog impressions, and I think
I think Murray was the first oneto point this out, but we all
kind of look David Spade started doinga dog impression. We all kind of
side eyed each other, and Ilike marked it on the iPad. Is

(31:56):
like and we'll talk about that.So let's listen to his dog take,
because it used to look like ayoung Brando, you know, Scooby is
like this, you know, andthen now looks like Brando and Godfather ten,
Like he's so bad from snausages andwhen he barks, he's like it's
a fat bark you know what Imean he used to be and I was

(32:16):
like, yes, it's he useshis mouth, he traps the air to
his mouth, but he's not looseenough with it and it needs to be
more of like there it is,and we all in a moment of just
like it's gonna be back. It'sgonna be back together. You guys love

(32:37):
this dog. Dog's still kicking it. He's a thirty eight years old,
that dog. Yeah, it's gotour threat us in everything. He's got
our threat us in his eyes.Don't touch him and just ashes fall still
eating puppy chow. The only waythat's get him young. The dog is

(32:58):
about to be snapped, like,don't pick him up, he'll just who'll
just turn in and nothing, Yeah, like normal. Ye, first of
all, it's called the blip.Yeah, but if you pick him up,

(33:19):
he will slowly go I don't wantto die. And then you slip
away. Tell my wife, yeah, I love. I could still hear
his buck in the wind sometimes betweenleaves. He'll be back. Once we
figured this whole than of shit outcome back. Why is my brother dead?

(33:44):
Did he die? Didn't? Marieasked how much your tickets and Caleb
looked at I have a guess.I wrote down a guess. Okay,
I'm taking guesses, all right,I already wrote mine down. So uh,
I put so like average ticket,I would say, or like medium.
So here's what I'm gonna says here. Um is that he is not

(34:07):
playing in Minnesota anytime soon. SoI couldn't get the exact tickets for Minnesota,
but I did find the tickets forI think a comparable city in Cincinnati,
Ohio. Okay is that fair?I mean I think people in Minneapolis
are going to get I totally getthat. But you know what, Cincinnati
and not a bad city. ButI have to be also honest with you.
Not a whole lot of places David, for its face is playing,

(34:30):
so we're gonna get in those midtier cities. Was there any in Chicago?
No, he doesn't go to likethe Music Box? Are the Anthona
Box? He played? Like Chicagotheater? He would be in the Chicago
Theater? Yeah? Maybe? Okay, how dare you? First of all,
he's in First Kid, so that'sdifferent. Yeah. And the movie

(34:54):
yeah, Steel, I get simbed and Shack mixed. I mean he's
playing the Mirage in Las Vegas.Okay, the Mirrage, Okay, yeah,
but I found I thought Cincinnati wouldbe as comparable as I can get.
It's either that or Winnipeg. Imean, what do you want from
Canada? Then we have to changeit to loons? Right? And Saratoga,

(35:16):
California. What do you want forSaratoga Northfield, Ohio? Not a
front row? Like mid Yeah,I would say I'd range, so I'd
say at most the most expensive seats. I would say, if you want
to sit like front row, it'slike two hundred and twenty dollars. But
I would say average ticket prices likeeighty six dollars. That's what I'm guessing.

(35:38):
Wow, Okay, I don't knowthat's exactly corrective? Is exactly I'm
going by Chicago theater prices five isexactly. Wow, that's mid tier.
Yeah, you're are you like firstlevel? Are you a balcony? You're

(35:59):
balcony, but you're in front ofthe balcony, in front of the That's
where I was for that's actually prettyhere we go, that's how that's that's
that's Phil Hartman House guests like everytime you go to the Chicago theater,
like and then when i watched Sinbad. I was up right, Yeah,
that's what you get for a gueststar, and sunny right there, that's

(36:20):
what you get. I mean,that's what I do. When I saw
Conan, I'm like, I rememberthe exact seats I had for Conan for
Chicago Theater. Yeah, but Sinbadfirst row right up there in balcony forty
five bucks in Santati, Ohio.Actually, can I tell a funny story
about the Chicago Theater in chorus?When I was doing my Goodbye tour in
Chicago like three years ago, yeto us, Yeah, I'm never coming

(36:45):
back this city, Sam, neverreturning. I did all those return ships
like goodbye shows, and I reallyregret it. Really were here. I
made you guys come to all ofthem too, every single goddamn one.
I I gotta do it because I'llnever see him again. I'll never be
in the same room as this guy, so I gotta work it out.

(37:07):
Yeah, you said a lot ofstuff to me, But because they told
you, I was like, don'tever come back. If I go to
these goddamn shows, don't you evercome back? So my parents came down
for like, because they live upin Wisconsin. They love coming down going
to do stuff in the city,and we went to go see a show
Bob got a Massa got a Masso. I don't know an old man it's

(37:30):
an old man band. It's ajam band o. It's and like he
plays guitar really well, like theeveryone who everyone who plays is a very
fantastic musician. But it's just likethe songs go on and on and on,
and it's like, I would rathergo to Kingston Mines if that's what
it's like, because that's awesome.Yeah. Anyway, we go to this
and I'm like, if I'm goingto this old man jam band, I

(37:52):
cannot be sober. I would.I need to be high like I need
to. So I'm like, I'lljust bring my weed pen and just like
not really thinking, I'll just likehave my weed pen in there, and
then like me and my dad willgo into the bathroom with the Chicago Theater
and just vape a little bit,right, oh hell yeah right. And
we get there and the line toget in is super long because it's only

(38:12):
old people going to see this,and they're all kind of like they just
see a line and they start formingit and I'm like, oh, well,
every time I go to Chicago Theater, there's always like the line.
If you try to go in themiddle, that's the shortest line because otherwise
you stand in the streets. Solike kind of people never go there.
So I'm like, ah, let'sgo there. But that was a problem
because then we got there, wedidn't have a lot of time to think
because as soon as you get there, you really only like five people deep

(38:36):
in line, so everyone's going tosteal this. So whenever you go to
Chicago Theater, go to the centerones, the shortest ones. And I
see that there's a metal detector,and I'm like, oh shit, did
not think about the metal detector.And my vappen and we're getting closer and
closer, and I go, Dad, take this, and I unscrew the
vape pen and I tell my dadto take the weed cartridge and put it

(38:59):
in a shoe and then I'll takethe vape the battery part and put it
in my shoe. Wow, Andwe went through the middle. Detectors took
everything good to go. We gotit because with metal detectors and be like,
yeah, you got a little metalon you. Yeah, but it
won't be like, oh shit,you've got a gun on you. Yeah.
So it's like and if you putit in your shoe, you're fine.

(39:20):
So if you want to bring ina vape pen, put it in
your show Chicago Theater. You vapedin the bathroom. Yeah, And then
we went it was fucking bacon.It was like the goodbye to Chicago.
Like I was kind of just like, I don't care if I get banned
from this place. Yeah yeah,bacon boys, And it was such like
an amazing in the bathroom. Baconin the bathroom, Bacon in the bathroom.

(39:43):
You got baked in the bathroom.The bacon's got bacon baked in the
bathroom. And then we really enjoyedthat show in the bathroom, Bacon in
the bathroom. My so, mydad, my dad has Parkinson's so he
smokes because he's because it helps him. But the first time we ever,

(40:04):
my sister and I convinced him tosmoke weed. Um, we were like,
hey, why don't there's like athere's a I know we're getting off
topic care of the spade, butum, but we were like, you
know what, I think you mightlike the alcoholic with the THHC in it,
Like just getting a bottle of mydad loves beers. He's like,
yeah, that sounds good. Andso we sit down, we're all hanging
we're playing we're playing the board games, and my dad's just starts chugging it

(40:27):
and we're like whoa, whoaa Dad, Dad, Dad, like, let
me tie this back in like thespade bit of like you can only mint
right. Yeah. Yeah, Sohe starts chugging this bear and we're like
whoa, whoa. He's like,A fine, I can't fool thing.
I don't know what you're talking abouta little bit, I know. He
goes to bed. We're all sittingthere and like kids are hanging out.

(40:47):
All a sudden, my dad comesrunning down the stairs, through the living
room and into the kitchen and we'relike, are you okay, daddy?
All right? He is has hishead underneath the sink and he's like and
we're like are you okay, Dad? He's like, I need mud and
they're like okay. And so eventuallymy favorite parton I had my dad was

(41:09):
like that was too much. Iwent to bed and then I will come
night and I was like where amI in theirs? And I couldn't swallow
dry? And then we had tosit down with him for an hour and
talk him down. And it wasone of my favorite moments as like a
son to my dad, to belike, you got this, dad,
You're okay, Okay, some morewater can Okay. There's nothing funnier than

(41:35):
watching something someone just go absolutely animal. I'm like a water like water pose
or like a bottled water, justlike we thought he was on fire,
like the way he shot by us, and then the sink went on and
you just like dry mouth is nojoke, not joke. That's the biggest

(41:58):
problem with wed Oh yeah, getoh, yeah, you can't do that.
No, you cannot. It makesmy face too red. I remember
that. Okay, here's a weirdbrag. I guess that. I hope
I put my face in the circleand then you let me know if there's
any instructions, because again I ama yeah, yeah teddy beard. Just

(42:20):
go so because I'm the type thatnever complains in massage, of like,
I'm the kind of guy who doesn'tcomplain during a massage. Okay, yeah,
the massage bit it fell flat forme. I don't even remember this.
The heroin bit was good. Ithought, where are you just talking
about fentanyl? And it's like athousand times more potent than heroin. He
was like, who thought we neededa thousand times more than heroine? Yeah,

(42:45):
I'll play. That was good.This is the whole the whole massage
bit before was just al don't evenremember this, but well it's because it
was. It was really old man'sbit of like, hey, I asked
for a woman and it's a guy, and oh and you know not,
No, I'm not against the gaze, but I don't like it when a
guy touches me. And it's like, no, that's not funny anymore.
Yeah, anything you start with I'mnot against the gaze. I'm like,

(43:06):
wow, maybe, yeah, it'sso hard to start off you if you
got to say it, I'm notagainst the gaze. They shouldn't get married.
Yeah, it's like all right,oh boy, so yeah, here's
uh. This is actually the nextjoke. Right after this, he really
hits someone off me a heroin.I'd never seen it. This guy goes
spit. I go, what's up? They go, you want some heroin?
I go, ah, I'm good. What am I? What's the

(43:31):
pause about? What am I doing? What am I wrestling with? I'm
not doing it, but I hadto be cool. I go, ah,
shit, I just ate. Ohum, god, damn, what
time is it? Uh fuck?Oh that looks like a good Batch too
batch. Oh it looks chunky,improving. Oh man, that looks like

(43:58):
it's really got some I don't wantto sing. Yeah that's fun because then
it's also like him being like,hey, I'm not cool. I don't
know anything about drugs, Like,yeah, I say the wrong stuff.
Favorite part is the tagline for thisreally included probably two of the best jokes,
if not the best jokes in thewhole set, this like rejecting drugs

(44:20):
and the crabs bits, And I'mlike, yeah, those are those are
two great jokes in the set.I'm glad you highlighted them. Yeah.
But then beyond that, it isa little it's a it's a little bit
more scarce. Yeah, it's it'snot the worst thing, and it does
have gems in it that we allenjoyed. This heroin bit is a gem
for me. I find it veryrelatable, relatable. I've never never seen

(44:46):
heroine. I've never seen it.Hollywood's not making films where women are leads.
Yeah, I agree, Yeah,I never see a heroine. I
never see it because I refuse.I never saw a wonder woman. No,
too much getting woke for me toenjoy. Yeah, I don't see

(45:06):
it in film, and I've neverseen it diced up on a desk.
I've never is that what it happenswith it? I don't know on a
desk? All right? I dicedup all this heroine. Anybody, I
diced up the heroine. I usethe desk as specifically in stru hope you
did? No? Is that cocaine? No, it's heroin. You don't

(45:29):
cut up cocaine. Did you cutup cocaine? We got a cocaine's on
a mirror. Heroin's on a desk, slight but subtle, dif yes,
coke mirror only you want to watchyourself. That's a rookie mistake if you
put cocaine on a desk. Yeah, I put it in a book.

(45:50):
It's like a book. You knowwhat's it called? A bookkeeper? Bookmark?
Yeah? Keeper? It sounds likethe thing they cut out a ghost
Busters is the third key. I'mthe gatekeeper, and I am the bookkeeper,
and I'm the book mark. Mylast name's mark, last name,
first name's book buck mark. AllRight, we gotta cut the third,

(46:15):
the other, I'm really scared ofghosts. God, cut it, cut
it another two are creepy. We'llkeep him. You guys want to go
to a water park with Mark?Don't get me let though. Anyway,
I also went down one hundred andforty pounds. And then, oh yeah,

(46:38):
he did have a good joke whenhe said I make a lot of
money. You know, grown Upsis always on TBS. Yes, yeah,
that was funny. Yeah, thatwas good. I mean David Spade,
David paid, David Spade has madegood money. Not to mention that
his sister is Kate Spade, SoI think there's just a lot of money
in all right, did she died? Yeah? Whoa? Also, first,

(47:00):
first you hear you heard the newshere first, folks, it's not
breaking. I think this is breakingfor Caleb. This is she Oh she
did die? I do remember this. Well, this is a big thing
in advertising because Alta um ad World. By the way, I'm in school

(47:21):
for advertising right now, so Isaw a lot about it. Recently.
Alta had a promo email that's likethat just went out that was like hang
out with Kate Spade this spring,and Kate Spade died by hanging herself.
So it was like out gee mcougee. Someone didn't Yeah, no one looked

(47:44):
at this, No one edited thisbefore it went out. Yeah, twenty
eighteen, June fifth, twenty andeighteen. I did not know that she
was related to David Spade. Ididn't tell she died. Yeah. I
didn't know that either until she died. All right, let's get back the
funny topics. Oh, he bringsup Adam Sandler, let's talk about that,

(48:04):
and he goes, no, I'dlike you to come in. So
I go, Adam's not gonna likethis. Oh. I shove Sandler down
their gullet whenever I can, justto get him quaking in his boots.
So this is an example, Ithink, or could be an example of
how like there might be some morepolish you could put to this set.
Like this joke keeps coming up,right, It's like, Adam's not gonna

(48:28):
like this, Adam's not gonna likethis. He does this whole bit about
how Adam's not gonna like this,and he reiterates it several times. So
it's like the punchline for a lotof these jokes, which is great.
Why not a great comedian will setthis up and then at the end of
the show, this is a greatpunch. This is a great end of
the show, and this whole bitabout like, oh he almost died and
this airplane and they finally land andthe guy's like, I think he does

(48:52):
a fine punch line, but Ithink this is a better one and could
be wrong here, but like,well we almost landed it. Why why
didn't you know other planes landed?Well, I've finally fucking whatever it did
it. Adam's not gonna like this, right, there's just like or Adam's
gonna like this, Like, yeah, there was a bunch of out jokes.
There's a bunch of callback jokes thatwe expected to come back didn't happen.

(49:12):
Like he was moving side to sideon stage at one point and we're
like because he was talking about howhe doesn't like to see himself from the
side, and we're like, thisis a great spot to do the right
Oh, that's why crabs are alwayswalking like that, so you can always
get the best few or like nope, doesn't touch on it. Not a
lot of callbacks, a lot ofmissed opportunities, and there's opportunities for that,
and that's why I was like,wow, he almost got a he

(49:35):
almost got like a like an applausebreak there. He almost got an applause
break there. I'm like, yeah, these were opportunities when you reward the
audience with listening and paying attention thatyou get an applause break because you do
those callbacks. It just seemed likethere were miss a lot of missed opportunities
like that. Yeah, uh,we will. This is around thirty five
minutes in is the first time thatthe audience kind of turns. And then

(49:58):
after this the audience turns on hima little bit, but he gets them
back. So let's listen. Myphone was running low and I said,
oh, I wanted to plug itin the hostess because I can plug it
in for you, and I go. She goes, it'll be just around
the corner. I go where Ican't even see it. I'm not giving
it up now, I know howAlec Baldwin felt. I get it.

(50:20):
Man, you don't want to giveup that phone. There's too much stuff
on it. They take his phone. They're looking for one thing, some
tech saying hey, I'm gonna putreal bullets in the gun, and the
surprise everyone. You know, ifit's not that. What are you looking
for? Oh, it's a littleweird to be doing COVID jokes and Alec

(50:42):
Baldwin. No topic is yea anda wiggly pube. Yeah you just want
to Yeah, well that one.Actually, I don't think we have anything
for the Yeah, just I wrotedown Marie loves wiggly pube. Dude doesn't
because so he talks about it wasjust like a good physical really good physicality
when he's talking about getting a wigglypube and his eyehop yeah, and his

(51:04):
eyehop meal. I don't remember whatit was, but then yeah, he
was just like talking about the wigglypube. And then like women or people
in general, like having pubes versusnot having pub Yeah, like there's a
long pubeit wing and you know whatwaxing I mean. Yeah, I enjoyed

(51:28):
it. How many topic of topicand you know what, pube jokes have
been done a thousand times and hewas able to do something different with it.
And I liked his physicality. Andwhen he was talking about the pubes,
it was funny and it relatable.Yeah you could say, but he
had a funny line about like theway we used to like not regulate pubes

(51:52):
where he talked about them like creepingup to your ribcage. Yeah, they
say, tickling the rib cage orsomething. Yeah, something are tickling the
rib cage. I don't I can'tremember the exact phrasing of it, but
it was just like it was funny. Yeah, so, and I do
think it was a fun bit.And this either was after before the bit

(52:14):
about being an angry man dating womenwho weren't interested in him, and it
was like a little bit of anold man joke of like I'm dating all
these women that you don't know howto text now, like you couldn't text
me back, but now it seemslike you're texting all the time. And
I'm like, yeah, because they'renot interested. Yeah, yeah, years
younger than you, Yeah, probablyYeah. And so I'm like, they
don't want to date an old man, and they're texting out with Adam Sandler's

(52:35):
friend right to each other, rightgetting a free meal tonight. Yeah.
And there was a few times youknow that happened. I wrote down like
it's twenty twenty two and David Spadeis explaining to you what clickbait is,
and it's like he was like doyou know what clickbait is? Let me
explain to you. And it's likewe all know David, but and I
had that thought process too, buthe is explaining it to the audience that
would have watched this Netflix stand upright, So it's like it is a

(52:59):
part of that where you just kindof like, yeah, I'm not his
demographic probably, so he has toexplain. That's what I was thinking too.
But I also enjoyed the clickbake thingwhere he's like, damn, I
do want to see what vegetable itis that Tom Brady want, which is
frustrating because it's not a vegetable.It's a tomato and that's a fruit.
Yeah, so I have umbradge.Yeah. With that, Caleb made a
stop the show right then and there, like I hate the misconception. It's

(53:23):
a tomato is a vegetable. It'snot. It's full of seeds. It's
weird that you're so you feel sostrong it. It was a funny bit.
It's like where he was like,who see how David Spade looks thirty
years later? And I'm like,that's my best photo of me? Like
that is it is like yeah,It's like yeah, yeah, and he

(53:45):
has a good part where he callsout like the way they do that to
women and it's like, what's hercrime? Aging thirty years and thirty years?
That was a great great that wasa great call out, great bit.
And I will bring up the transjoke that actually is a great trans
joke because he's not making fun ofsomebody for being trans. Yeah, he's

(54:06):
literally making fun of them for thename that they picked, yes, and
being like that's a younger person name. Yes, we're supposed to the joke
is about Caitlin Jenner and we allwent oh boy. Yeah, we were
all like oh boy, like dreadlightly because it's also like whatever joke he
does make has already probably been madebefore. Is what in my head of

(54:27):
like, yeah, all right,let's see what happens here, and nobody's
st laughing. He did. Yeah, it's a good trans joke. It
is a good joke because it's againand then it's just making fun of like
the simplest, dumbest thing and veryyeah, and way to stick it.
Like David Spade on that one,really really enjoyed that one. I mean
I don't have any other notes.I mean there's there's some start. Some

(54:50):
parts I didn't like. When he'stalking about the Magnum condoms leaving around,
I'm like, that's an always sunnyjoke that's been around, Like I dropped
my gandum from my Magnum down Iloved, Am I right, gals about
the condom being right, you don'twant to floppy condom? But I don't
think he did that. I don'tthink he did that. It was that
like, I don't think he's selfaware of that. Dude. I don't

(55:14):
think that either, But it reallyam I right? I guess I think
he genuinely was like, can Iget an amen? Lady physically and everyone
he moved on from the bit,but I stayed there for a while,
is what I'm saying. And thenHarol, we talked about this Rolex joke,

(55:37):
but let's just go ahead and playit because I think it's a really
it's a really great throw a joke. I did take a Oh my god,
it's a Rolex I did. Uh, it's a good joke. Yeah,
he looks down at his watch andthen instead of saying the time or
look at the time, because Ithink he knows his last bit. I
think he knows like, oh,I'm in an hour okay, Yeah,

(55:58):
he's checking the time. Yeah,and so for that, that's such just
a funny joke to me, itis, and it's so on brand for
him. I'm just like, youknow that little Weasley Yeah, like,
yeah, he's so great at thoseshows like anybody else fuck you, Yeah,
that's the bread and butther maybe he'slike really fun to hang out with
because small jokes like that are kindof funny to me. But those are

(56:19):
jokes at work really well in likea small group. Maybe maybe he is
like a cool dude dang out with. I mean, we've talked about we
talked about it before of just likeyou know, I always kind of like
David Spade out of all the grownups guys, you know, I think
that he was the most self aware. I guess he didn't reach the same
levels as the other guys, butlike I don't know, he's he's higher

(56:43):
than Rob Schneider, Yeah, definitely, you know, and he's he's way
cooler than Rob Schneider could ever be. Yeah. Well, I mean I
think that plays out in his careertoo. David Spade like is syndicated,
like had a major show like justshoot me, was a great show.
I don't know if it's any Idoubt it holds up. It seems like
a very nineties show, but Ienjoyed it at the time. And we

(57:05):
like we talk about his level ofcool and the fact that he like kind
of knows he like knows he's cool, but he knows he's not that cool.
Yeah, and I feel like thatlevel like you could never see Kevin
James like being one of the hostsof Bachelor in Paradise like that. No,
oh gross, but Spade being that, I mean he works on it.

(57:29):
Spade dated supermodels. Like there isa guy. There's like a personality
and a confidence there that he certainlyhas over a lot of the other Happy
Madison yes Fellas, So like,yeah, there is a confidence there.
I think it's swaning a little bit, and that he is like mid fifties.
How old is he at this point? Like, you know, I
think that that is a little bitwiki give us a quick wikie, give

(57:57):
me a WICKI he's fifty seven.Yeah, so he's approaching sixty, which
actually he does look great for somebodywho's approaching He looks way better than any
other. This is a guy thatwas David supermodels obviously, like wrote like
it was written a lot about inthe Chris Farley book of like there was
a lot of tensions sometimes between thetwo of them, and so for that
reason, I'm like, yeah,dude is like confident in a lot of

(58:21):
ways. Um, any other noteshow about this you guys? Anything else
you'd like to say? I don't. Yeah, no more notes on it?
Well? Would you would you guysrecommend it? What would you say?
Like, because we don't, wedon't. We're not ranking any of
David Spade's stuff, But like Iwould say, it's not a must watch.
I would not say it's a mustwatch by any means. But if

(58:45):
if you got a hanker in forSpade, yeah go for it. If
you're a big David Spade fan,I think you'll enjoy it. I'd have
to get an understanding of what yoursense of humor is before i'd recommend it.
It's not a universal recommend No,and it's it's definitely not a must
watch, but it's a yeah,check it out, big David Spade fan,
check it out. I've seen worsetNetflix specials, Yeah, for sure,

(59:06):
for this podcast for sure, yes, yeah, definitely just looking ahead
um at you know Adam Sandler's filmographyright now, just seeing what's next.
We do have Hustle is completed andthere's a trailer for it. But we
have something even before that. Wedo have something before. Yes, what
are we what are we watching before? Well, that's the first Adam Sandler,

(59:29):
that's the first Sandler thing we have. Oh my god, what's the
next thing we have to watch?Um? Mike Myers has oh series not
movie series out on Netflix. Yeah, the Pentavert. Yeah, and we
saw one of the We saw thetrailer for that one and a yeah,

(59:50):
the pentaverad. I watched the firstepisode with Jimmy and I was high,
he was not, and it wasthing. Okay, do you think we
should watch it for the podcast?I think we have to. Okay,
the homework will be watch as manyas you can and uh, come back
and we'll talk about it. Watchas many as you could stomach. If

(01:00:14):
you can only stomach one, justbe like I only watched one. I
only enjoyed it, and then we'lltalk about it. That'll be the next
podcast, you guys, we'll talkabout Mike myers new Netflix mini series,
The Pentavert. But the next AdamSandler. Why don't we go ahead and
listen to the trailer for Hustle.Adam Sandler's new movie comes out June eighth.

(01:00:37):
I was going to say, Ithought it was June June eighth,
so we'll definitely have to Netflix.It's this is a Netflix film. But
let's go ahead and listen to thetrailer. Do you love this case?
I mean love it with your wholeheart, because if you don't, let's

(01:00:57):
not even bother. Let's not openthat door that is gonna slam it right
in our face. Look at me. But I'm in my news. I
love this game. I live thisgame. There's a thousand other guys waiting
in the wings who are obsessed withthis game. Obsession is gonna be talent

(01:01:19):
every time. You got all thetalent in the world. But are you
obsessed? Let's face it, it'syou against you out there. Look at
me when you walk on that court, look at me. You have to
think I am the best guy outthere. So let me ask you again,

(01:01:45):
do you love this game? Lookat me? That's a god awful
trailer. That's a terrible fucking trailer. What's that movie about basketball? Yeah,
but that's the problem. This isthe live action Eight Crazy Nights.
I thought that that that this wassupposed to be about a Jewish league basketball,

(01:02:09):
like a Jewish we talk about thatthat would be more of a story
to tell than whatever it is.I just saw when we talked about this
over a year ago. I thinkwe saw that this was in production and
we read like a quick synopsis,and I swear it said that this was

(01:02:29):
about a Jewish basketball league. Whohave been at the time, Yeah,
I don't know, Well it's itis now a washed up basketball scout discovers
a phenomenal street ball player while inSpain and sees this prospect. None of
that that's in the trailer, andnone of that's in the trailer. You
know, all of it is aplatitudes. It just seems like a lot

(01:02:52):
of Yeah, how many movies aboutbasketball does Adam Sandler need to be in?
Like we get that he likes basketball, but like he's not out of
basketball wise, even in because andWere we were also one we were shorted
a basketball Adam Sandler film and thebench Warmers or no, no, no,
what was the woman about baseball?The bench Warmers? The bench Warmers

(01:03:13):
supposed to be about, but there'salso baseball and that's my boy. Yes
there is. Yeah, but theoriginal bench warmers was supposed to be Adam
Sandler. Yes, then he cheerye Rob Rob Rob Rober. Baseball also
won't make him play baseball. Okay, we'll do three on on nine base
Yeah. So it's a little it'sit's written not by it's a different director.

(01:03:39):
It it says Ben Foster, BenFoster's in this. Robert Duvall is
it in this? Yeah, QueenLatifa is also in it. This is
the second Adam Sandler. Oh no, Adam Sandler wasn't in that one,
but Queen Latifa dove. Oh yeah, we got a lot of It's got

(01:04:00):
it all star cast. Maria Bellowsin it. Damn. So this doesn't
seem like the standard. So I'mgonna but it looks bad. Yeah,
at least a trailer is a it'sa useless trailer. It doesn't tell me
anything about the story of why thisis unique and interesting and like it just
flashed NBA players. It's him givinga speech and then it's over and I'm

(01:04:25):
just like, what is what makesthis unique? The basketball player doesn't even
talk doing it? No plat Andthen it's just essentially a montage like of
of working hard, which goes withthe theme of the hustle. But like,
what makes this story unique like aJewish basketball player playing in a Jewish
league, Like, oh, thatmakes this story unique. Is that's what

(01:04:45):
this about? Or is it somethingelse? Well, we'll have to watch
it, I know, but ifyou're not telling that story in the trailer,
then it's a shitty trailer. Yeah. I swear like a year ago
when we were talking about like whoawas coming down the pipe and like looking
at stuff in production, I swearthat that was like the one sentence but
that would make me go, oh, that sounds interesting, yeah, versus

(01:05:05):
like, okay, guys trying toget in the NBA and he needs to
work harder than everybody else and he'sfrom Spain apparently. Well, we'll have
to watch it either way, Goddo we? Yeah, we have to
watch it. Yeah, that's whatthe whole podcast is based on. Damn.
Yeah. We come back like onceevery couple of months, and we
you know, we catch up onall the things. Yeah, and now

(01:05:27):
you have some Mike Myers to watch. Yeah, so well we're gonna watch
the Mike Myers we'll be back withthat one, and we're definitely gonna watch
that Adam sand their one. Uhyeah, welcome back. This is it,
So you have to fucking deal withNow, what do we say about
this? What do we say aboutthe David Spade? Nothing personal? Did
we say David Spade? Uh?You know, workshop some more more throwaways,

(01:05:53):
David Spade, more throw aways.Yeah, all right, David.
Adam's not gonna like this,

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