Happy Gilmore 2

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
But wrap your minds around this. Gentlemen, come on, we
come closed.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know I hate I hate your sisters.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Give each other a kiss and make up.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Man, the guys thought about it, so it's not funny.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The guy needs help.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Nice is wrong, bitch, I can't.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You don't like me? I explodeed. I award you no
points and may God have mercy on your soul. Welcome
to Adam Sandler. Please stop. A complete retrospective of all
Adam Sandler movies past, present, and unfortunately future. I'm Robert Bacon,
and with me as always are my co hosts.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Marie Maloney and Caleb George.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We are watching Happy Gilmore two, released on Netflix July
twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. I just want to start out,
did we all think we'd be here? Did we think
we'd get to this moment jury would funnel us to
Happy Gilmore Too?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
No, when we started this podcast in twenty sixteen something
like that, I did not think we would see a
Happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Wow, and then we'd be excited for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, I've been waiting for this. After this podcast, I
blow my brains out, I think is what happens next?
Because this is my this is my cult take me
to Heaven experience. I've done it. I've done it. I've
been in the mountaintop. What else is there left?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, you've achieved all you can. I've done it.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've done it.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Your hail bop that Gilmore too.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's get on the podcast knowing Marie's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Probably endure in the common twenty five and.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Then once we hit happy Gilmore too, like, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I did it.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Oh my god, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
First of all, when we started this podcast so long ago,
we were all single. I do believe, yes, and I'm married,
have a child. Now I have a little child that
I am in charge of. Could you believe that?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I can't wild.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's awesome. She's awesome. Having a kid is awesome. But also, Marie,
has you got married?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I got married, You're married. I'm married in Caleb and
I got engaged.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Look at the life events happening down the line of.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
The couch, right, I'm just ahead of you.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, for sure. Congratulations to both
of you.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Congration, congratulations to congratulations abound.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it has been that long since we've done a podcast, Yes, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Been a long time. Well, you know, Adam Sandler's not
cranking him out anymore. And I like that he's not
cranking him out anymore. Here's a family, yes, that he
wants to hang out with, Like, I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
We had so much fun with Like, you're so not
invited to my mits, Like he just seems like he
cares a little more.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I liked Baseman too. I was a fan of it.
I was at least like bad. Right, it's weird and interesting,
but I will take that over Jack and Jill.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes here, you know what, let's talk about. We get
a lot of comments, and now like Spotify has comments,
so we can get Spotify comments. So if you want
to get a hold of us, you know, just leave
a comment somewhere. I'll read it eventually. I posted two
years ago my rakings of Adam Sandler to Reddit, and now,

(03:30):
because Google loves Reddit, apparently if you Google like ranking
Adam Sandler films, this Reddit post shows up. So I
get constant comments on this, right, do you like most
of them?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Actually the first like when I first posted it two
years ago, great, the great discussion, people making great points.
Now people who go on and leave it like two
years later, it's it's not the best comments. Sure, and
I have one here that I was just like, you
know what, this one kind of sums up my whole
grown ups argument and a grown ups thing that I

(04:06):
think we need to talk about because we all didn't
like grown ups. But there's a whole generation of children
that love Love because that's the Adam Sandler movie that
had kids in it their age. Yeah, so when they
saw it, they saw the laziness as an artistic choice
of just they think it's just supposed to be a chill,

(04:28):
relaxed movie.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, they thought I'd also like to go on Adam
Sandler's vacation, That's what they thought.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yes, I would love to be a petulant little brat. Yes, yeah,
Adam Sandler as my dad.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeh. Look I'm not saying they're right. I'm saying I understand.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes, no judgment.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
It's just like your opinion.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, and it's wrong, Yeah, it's not right, but no judgment,
no judge, no judgment.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, And they'll let you know, like I had an
intern last summer and he's that age. He went and
looked up all my stuff and saw did Adam Sandler
please stop?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
And then he listened to the Grownups episode because that's
the one that he loves. And he told me in
like our first meeting about how wrong.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
I you're wrong about how wrong it was about Grown Us.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And I'm like, you know what, I get it, like
I get your I get what point he's coming from, right,
because it is. It's like Billy Madison partially liked that
so much because the kids in that were my age, right,
So I get it. But anyway, here's the comment. I
respect opinions, but people who only enjoy movies as weird

(05:41):
ass fantasies are so annoying. I don't. I don't get
that one. You genuinely think Grown Ups is the worst.
I don't. It's not the worst. On the thing, terrible opinion.
A movie doesn't need a whole ass action drama plot.
I hate how people judge Sandler movies. This is a
Adam Sandler rankings. They're all ranking against each other. The

(06:02):
movies aren't supposed to be grammy material.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, that's not even the right word.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's not even the right award.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Man, you really are struggling them.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I love this opinion.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Their their fun entertainment. Not everything is a fucking Tarantino movie.
And that's that. And I feel like that really sums
up a lot of fucking comments. So I just want
to tell everybody in the fucking comments, which thank you
all for commenting and engaging and sharing your opinion. That's awesome.
But I also just want to say, I fucking know

(06:41):
that Adam Sandler movies need to be judged on a curve.
They need to be judged on a curve, I under
fucking stand, and that we all give him the benefit
of the doubt even though he is several years running
the highest paid act Yes, and every year we're like,

(07:02):
we expect less out of him and he gets more. Right,
I get it, you guys. I just didn't like grown Ups, okay, Yeah,
and it's low on the list. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
And also I think people forget that, like, I mean,
just for the sake of this podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Like we love Adam Sandler, that's why we're doing this.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Like we love him, and the eight Crazy Nights and
grown Ups and Pixels of the world we don't like
because we've just seen more from him, and those things
feel really lazy compared to like the Golden Age of Sandler,
or even like now where he seems to care again.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, and we're back on his side.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, yeah, we're on his side.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well people also just the title of the web of
the podcast, right, it's.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
But also like he's enormously talented.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
He's like, yes, incredibly beloved in Hollywood, and I think.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
All for good reason. But it's just like it's okay
to want more, you.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Know, And again you're comparing it to other movies that
are Adam Sandler movies. It's I don't I don't quite
understand that. I also don't know why you'd want to
go toe to toe with to Adam Sandler historians. Okay,
all right, I'm not going up to economists and arguing
about minimum wage, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I leave it to the experts, because honestly, that pisses
me off too, because it's like, you haven't seen all
you all of this. I've watched Jack and Jill three times.
No one's watched it.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Once I finished, I spent ten hours watching all the
Hotel Hotel Transylvania's.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
In a row.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
We watched Going Overboard more. No one's seen this first film.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
It shakes the Clown, that film that was on a
rotting cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yes, I think maybe while the cruise was going they
just filmed in between.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
They forgot the lenses, so they had to shoot everything
with the zoomed in lens and you couldn't get anything right. Yes,
I've seen It's Pat. Because of this, we had to
turn up.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
We couldn't get there.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
It fucking It's Pat, which got me the win. The
only good thing that's come out of this podcast. I
love Ween. Oh my god man.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, well, I again, respect your opinion.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, post your own rankings, but you have to watch
all of it. You gotta watch.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You gotta do the work.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
You can't just watch grown ups a bunch of times, dude.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
I've seen grown ups to want a Grammy Best.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Album, want a Nobel, want a Nobel Prize, want a
Nobel Prize for peace.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
So dude, sorry to clown on you. Buddy. Thanks for
commenting on my Reddit post two years after I you
know what. Thank you for everybody who does listen. Yes,
and we do get a lot of great comments and
really appreciate it. But let's get to what we're here for.
Happy Gilmore to the plot. This is literally the full
plot on IMDb. Revisit Happy Gilmore's golf career after his

(10:18):
win in the Tour Championship. That's it. That's it.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
There's got to be a I'm not saying this is
not on IMDb, but like somewhere else, is there an.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Official log line somewhere this? Like does the film release
like official tagline, official log Yeah, I bet you can
imagine it does, right.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I didn't look in after this because I was like,
do you even need a plot line? Yeah? You know
what you're getting yourself into. Truly, who starts with this
one before they watched the first step?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Maybe maybe it is, Maybe that's why it is so lazy, like, yeah,
we got to put one out later.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Happy needs to find a new happy place.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Grandma's dead, so he'll find another reason to go. I
will say I did rewatch Happy Gilmour this week. I
don't know either one of.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
You I should have done that.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I rewatched it because I'm trying to I really am
trying to see all of them because I'm a little
still short of both of you, and so I wanted
to rewatch it just to be fresh coming into it.
And I enjoyed it. I I really it really for me.
There's still so many moments to hold up. But I
think the thing that was like most, the observation I
took away the most, was like, man, what a youthful

(11:33):
confidence he had as a comedian, Like he's so he's
so charming, and like all the Adam Sandler isms were
there immediately, Like you could tell he doesn't like bullies.
You could tell he brings in kind of the outcasts
and the misunderstood into his under his wing, like and
he is supremely confident and has this very clear comedic voice,
like very young, and I like really admired that watching it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Reatching, I totally agree, And that's part of why we
started dogging on him, because he has a flip where
he used like like you said, like he was like
looking out for underdog people like his caddies like homeless.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
He's really being a goody.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I forgot that and or did not know at the time.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Right like in the movie he's being like a really
good guy even though he clearly has anger issues. But
like then his film start to flip where like he's
the best ever and no one can touch him and
like everyone else is a fucking loser yea, and it
just yeah, that's kind of why we got a little disillusioned.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well, I hope this is a return.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
To form same I'm going in. I wanted to be
good so bad, I really wanted so scared. Facts about
this movie. It's written by the same people that Happy
Gilmore One is written by. So that's Tim Hurley. He
and Adam Sandler love that.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
So that's good. Drago's mom just we'll figure out who
that is is played by Adam Sandler's real life mother,
Judy love that. Okay, I can't. She's still alive. Jude
possible sixty? How old is he now?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Fifty five sixty?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah, he's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Hey, Siri helds Adam Sandler fifty eight years old, so
it's possible.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
It's possible.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Dennis Dugan, who plays Doug Thompson, not only reprises his
role from the first film, but he also that's the
director of Happy Gore. Right, but it's directed by this
one's directed by Kyle Knuwachak.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Right.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yes, it's a different director on this one.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Who I really like. I really like Kyle Neuwicheck. And
he's I think directed a few other Adam Sandler movies,
maybe one or two.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Last fact early in the film, when Happy first returns
to a golf course to join the game. The attendants
checking him in are watching a show featuring the late
Camberon Boyce Boyce who played one of Adam Sandler's sons
and Grown Ups, and I heard about that as well
as the sequel and Grown Ups two. He passed away
in July of twenty nineteen.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah for that one.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, I read about that. It's very sad. The Yeah,
this is dedicated to a bunch of people. So many
people have passed away since the first film. Yeah, you know, uh,
Carl Weather's the grandma obviously the guy with a nail
in his head, I think past oh yeah, in his
head from the alligator.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
The alligator pass well, the allator in the movie or
in real life, but.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
In real life, in real life, the alligator died. Wow. Yeah,
that's a shame. Yeah. Some people say it's a cursed film.
People are talking about it.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
People are saying people when you wait twenty five years
between two movies, yep, could be cursed. Most people live,
but yeah, a lot of people died in this case.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Every person in.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
This movie will die of old age.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
If not something we guarantee that's the curse a format.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
We're gonna watch the movie together, stop every thirty minutes
to discuss it. So far, each of us has one
stop card that we could use to pause the movie
before that thirty minutes is up, just in case there's
something that we need to talk about. Do we think
we'll use it? I feel like we might really. Yeah,
I'm like fifty to fifty.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I want it to be good, but I just have
this sneaking suspicion that something unhinged is gonna happen that
we aren't gonna expect.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, I don't know. I really have been avoiding it.
I've been trying to avoid everything. I've been trying to
come really cold. So I really don't know, right, And.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It's just gonna be so hard for something to for
us to use a stop card now.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, yeah, because we've seen.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Some some shit.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
I saw a woman with a penis for a nose
fall into the tracheotomy in a woman's throat.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
I've seen a turkey gobbel a cock and be ripped
off a penis.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's that strange wilderness.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yes, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've seen We've.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Seen a vagrant lot. We've seen terrorists think about, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
God, I've seen so many Pinocchio's. Oh my god, nine
different versions of Pcchio. Somewhere along wife we became a Pinocchio. Truly,
if you don't listen to the podcast and you search it,
you find it and you're like, oh, this is all
about Adam saying there.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Separate versions of.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Our audience really started to be like, I am not
here for Pinocchio?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Why do we keep doing it?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
One time James is and now I got I got
Now I got Polly Shore Pinocchio. Now that's what I'm
not that what we're doing now.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm learning about old Italian nursery rhymes from the Adam
Sandler Please stop podcast. Yeah, man a friend. Yeah, it's
been a ride. It's been a ride. Are you guys ready,
We're ready, Let's do it. Appreciate your time today, it's

(17:16):
Mother's Day. We honor all of the mothers who are watching.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
In golf, you know, when you're at the top of
your game, you can always shank one. After the funeral,
I decided I would never pick up a golf club again.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Stop count stop carded. We are three minutes and ten
seconds since. All right, now Adam's saying there, please stop podcasts.
Well know that in the blockbuster hit film Paul Won't Copy.

(18:00):
In the very first five minutes of that film, they
kill off Paul Blart's grandmother, who is so important to
him in the first one, they kill her off by
running her over with the milk truck or an ice
cream truck, ice cream truck, milk later truck.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Didn't you ever argue with us about it ever?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Again?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
When these historians are dropping this knowledge, we're off the dome.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
We're reminding you of the lore. Yeah, so you can
take you to.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Flash forward to Happy Gilmour too, another sequel, smash hit,
probably on Netflix. Everyone subscribed just to listen to this
or watch this and then cancel their Netflix. Probably he
kills his wife, who looks fantastic, Julie Fredom. Yeah, and
it's crushing it. The you know the three the U

(18:56):
thirty seconds of screen time. She gets crushes it. Happy
Gilmour kills his wife with a long drive on Mother's Day?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
On Mother's Day?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Is it implied that she goes in her mouth?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
It?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Certainly I got that implication as well. I don't know
why I visualized that.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
They pulled a goddamn Simon Birch and killed the hottest
woman in the movie with a small white ball. Who.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I will also point out that we've just also learned
that he has five children.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yes, so not.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Only that, but he is now becoming a widowed father
of five and they seem like monsters as well. So yeah,
she was probably the only thing holding that family to get.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah, they were.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
One of them was peeing on a slipping slide, yes,
and the dad didn't and he didn't care. Happy, he
didn't care. He was like, yeah on that slip side. Yeah,
that's wild. I am. I don't know how this how
this wasn't spoiled for me because we we're watching this
on Sunday, we weren't. It came out on Friday. So
I don't understand how I missed that. Is she coming

(20:06):
back to life or something? Did we?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
We are gonna ghost her. They're gonna they're gonna they're
gonna ghost her. They're gonna chubbs her in, They're gonna
do that. They're gonna gonna get She's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
In his happy place to She's gonna be in sexy
lingerie in his happy place.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yes, Okay, And then she's.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Gonna be demonic and his when his happy place turns bad,
and then she's gonna be hot again.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Honestly, the three most important people in his life now
are in his happy place heaven, Yes, Julie, his grandmother,
and Chubbs. Yeah, and the Gator and the gators because
they're cool now, right, Yes, they felt cool with.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Theligator is dead, both in real life and in this universe,
and the gator was waving.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
In the end of the first when Chubbs, the Gator
and Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
And Abe of course will still be there, and that.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
If there's fucking justice in this world, they will keep
Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Shot. I miss my Abe in that shot.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
So otherwise off, whoever does continuity really fucked up?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
There? Right again? Happy Gilmore has killed his wife kills.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Accident with a line drive straight to the forehead.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Do you think forehead?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I think forehead. I think they were just doing like
a weird like her being like.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
They assumed that it was weird.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, that was the thing, is it drew the attention
of the mouth, So I was like, why am I
visualizing that it's hit her in the mouth, that she
like swallowed it? Or something.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Look, all right, I get it. They need to. He
ended the last movie on a high note and they
gave us all this right now of you know, all
these awesome jokes, of all the cool things that happened
after his life. They need a way to like bring
him back down to earth.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
They had to make it so he kills her, Like
why couldn't have she she just like gotten a golf
cart acts Why couldn't it.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Have been shooter? Why could super evil?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I think I think the implication of what their suggesting
is like he gets extraordinarily lucky, and they're showing.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Clips of him when he hits the ball, and.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
I think it's kind of a little bit of like
this is Fate's fickle twins, right, Like you got all
the luck in the world, and also I can take
the most important thing from you as well.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Here's a problem be changed.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I know, but here's the problem. I don't know if
that's what they're intending, or if I'm giving it that
artistic value. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, I don't hate this move. I didn't throw the
stuff card because I hated the move. It's just a.
It's a bold move.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's crazy, and I think that's what's consistent across all
stop cards, is it's a.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Bold I think I stopped card when they killed his
grandma and Paul Blart too. Did you if I didn't
check the stats? If I didn't, I need to invent
a time machine and go back and stop it.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Check the status, check the stats.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Somebody go back to Paul Blart, mall cop two. It's
after a bunch of pinocchios. We're not we're only supposed
to talk about the stop card. But whatever, it's only
been three minutes.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, oh god, I'm very curious.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I'm very curious now they've said very very high stakes,
very curious about it.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
We're three minutes and tickets in. I like it. I'm
liking it so far.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
It can we just real quick touch on the AI
in the intro?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay, besides, they did a real bad d aging job
of just putting his face.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
On. The jokes are great, they're good, but it's awkward.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
It's awkward.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Do you like the d like AI?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Are you you think it's weird?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I think it's really creepy.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
It's weird that at the beginning, they did a lot
of like just body double yeah yeah, and I was like,
I'm liking this.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, I'm like they go to the AI and I'm
like this is like yeah, like it Uncanny Valley, Yes, stuff,
it is.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
The joke would have been better for every angle. It
became more and more ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, like uh, Austin.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Powers, if you had to go full crazy, you could
do a wett American summer and just not recognize that,
which is another one favorite joke. And that whole thing
is that they just were like, we're not going to
look young, We're just gonna look fifty and play nineteen
year olds. Like that's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Either way, weird to go with the body double then
go to the AI. Yeah, you enjoy that for sure.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
But yeah, anyway, we're three minutes in.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Here we go. Now, remember if we all use our
stop cards then no, then we get a replenished everybody votes,
and then if everybody says stop, then we use it
for four fourth unanimousmous almost a unanimous stop. Yes. I
felt yeah, well as soon as I almost called it,

(25:25):
as soon as it cut to her face with her
face going yeah yeah. I was like, stop cards, she's dead.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah yeah yeah, And we were round it, which is
another sign of a good stop card.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Back didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
It happened, and then.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
We had to go back and watch it again.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
We weren't talking, but we're like, were we talking and
missed something like how did you?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Truly we all like stopped and leaned forward. No one reacted.
We all just stopped and lean forward.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
And we were like, wait, did we this? Yeah? Did
this movie have the hold on? Rewind it? I need
to make sure.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Literally say like, Julie looks great.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Were moments like wow, she still looks they killed her,
looking forward to another one hundred and twenty minutes of
looking at.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Julie and I was like, wow, and he has aged
so poorly.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yes, well you're gonna look at his his face the
rest of this fucking thing and only his face the.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Wrong Gilmore died. I said it, Oh man, that now
that would have been a bold movie.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
If they killed him and Julie. Julie's story in w.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
B g ah my god, I'm raising five kids.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Now, that's a woman that's a working woman right there.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
That would rule, that would rule.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's an underdog story. That's a true underdog story. In
the spirit of Happy Gilmour.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
In the future, you're gonna be able to put that
prompt into AI and there you go back out and
now we'll know.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Now we'll know what it looked like, right.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
And we'll be back on this podcast watching that after
we finished all our ai Pinocchio and there were a lot,
so many, and all of them with Roberto Banini, there's
one constant in every Pinocchio two.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
He's made a pine and robertual Dude. I was here
when I learned that Pinocchio. I'll still never live that
down I'll still never live that down there I was.
This was the moment I realized this podcast. And I
bet there were some of you who were like, oh,
I bet there's some people now like it is Pinocchios.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
People who started with Happy Gilmore Too on the podcast.
Adam Sandler, please stop first episode, Happy Gilmore Too. That's
my favorite, And I'm sailor because people always start with
their favorites. No, well, you know what, my favorite is
probably Paul bart bull Cup too, and I just love
the banana joking We've got there.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
We've got there.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Back to the movie. We have a new memory here.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
Hi, I'm happy and I'm an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Oh, we don't say alcoholic. We're not scientists. We're just
people trying to get by. We say alkie. Keeps it light,
I'm happy and I'm an ALKI say it loud and proud. Hi,
I'm happy and I'm an alkie. Celebrities day, just like
they got a lot more cash now, Charlotte, last week

(28:46):
you were concerned about a musical festival you were to attend.
How'd that work out? Fine? It was a concert.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
My friends were drinking and offering me drinks, but I
didn't have any.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
But I bet you wanted that liquor something fierce. Huh.
I mean I was tempted. But I bet you would
have kicked your own mother right in the face just
to get a sniff.

Speaker 11 (29:06):
Of that liquor, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Not?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Really, Charlotte, If we don't stop lying, we don't stop drinking.
Why won't you stop lying? Because I'm an alki?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
And how does a degenerate low life alkie take the
first step to recovery by.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Washing your car thingo? Three o'clock Thursday.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
All Right, we have watched a half hour of Happy
Gilmore two, and wow, this movie is really teeter tottering
between pretty fucking funny and huh, we're really ham fisting

(29:50):
some of the original references yea for the audience that are.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Not needed, not needed, that are like, literally, we just
have a flashback with Hal How's character and it just
being like it was Ben Stiller. It was Ben Stiller,
and it's like, yeah, we know Ben Stiller's in the
first one. You didn't need to show us literally half
a second of a clip. I got it. Yeah, And
if I didn't get it to this point, I would
have been really confused.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, well, it would have been so much stronger because
they quickly clip the.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
You're in my world now, grandma.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
And if he just like pointed to his uh yeah
little name tag and said you're in my world now,
we would have got it.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
We would have got it.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I think this is an element of Sandler that I
think I get really frustrated with, which is that sometimes
they feel they need to ham fist it maybe for
their audiences. When I'm like, you can make illusions, you
can have them fill in the ranks here, and I
think it's a really subtle way that like, even if
they don't understand this is like the same character, maybe

(30:56):
that's okay, do they need to I don't know exactly right.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It stands it's so weird because it's it's the movie
stands alone. Yes, yes, exactly, and it's making so many
great jokes were we started out, we are having a
great way. We're just gett annoyed because then it's like, yeah,
we get it, this is a throwback. You don't need
to show every time they show a clip from the
old movie. I don't even know why you watched the

(31:23):
first one. Jokes on you. We didn't watch the first
one because subconsciously we already knew. We knew this.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Is gonna be a recap a happy Gilmore.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Also, that isn't to say like there are parts when
they're using the the flashbacks for something cool, like when
we I called it, we see Julie Bowen in his
happy place in a dream.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
And they show the happy place in the happy place
from the first one. That's fun.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Ever, young self in the laundry and then she walks
in and is like hold on, like, oh, this is
your old like image of me and that's great. That
makes sense. That was fun.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
That was such a very strong scene to it. Yeah,
because it ends like a clip, Yes, it ends before
he gets you know, the satisfaction of it, and it's
like wow, grounded yea, and so many times that happens
in this But then but then, but wait.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Then they go back to like clips of Shooter just
like yelling now and it's like, we got that he's
kind of crazy. You didn't need to just show that
quick clip of him losing.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
And here's the thing that's crazy to me about that
is it's like they're like they're showing this clip and
I'm like, he's literally saying, oh, I would beat happy
Gilmore to death with that. So I don't really need
to know that because I know he's crazy and insane,
right and he hates Adam a happy Gilmore. So I'm
assuming that's what I need to know to story's always
see the.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Clip of him losing and like losing his mind?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Who starts with this? Who didn't watch the first one?
Who are they recapping this even if you did? I don't.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I think it's killed.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Maybe it's for like everyone our age who grew up
with happy Gilmore. But It's like, I'm not gonna have
my kid watch all of Happy Kilmore one, so they're
like recap so you can watch it with your young kids.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Are they even getting enough out of it? I think
it really takes away. I think we I think we
all agree that it could have been removed. Yes, it's
a it's for dumb dumbs.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
It has to it has to be because they treat
their audience into their yeah, into their psyche. But I
don't agree with it. They are treating the audience like
we're stupid and we're not.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
We love, we love this ship.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
You know, we're enjoying it. We're doing it.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You can't start the movie with this epic Happy guild
More Too and then be like, but no one's seen
the first one, you know, like you play boat. It's
so weird tonally so weird.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Uh. I think the biggest laugh we had was when
Happy Gilmour was sucking alcohol out of a cucumber alcoholic
and they show that he's an alcoholic by like everything
that he owns a flask ye golf balls of flash.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I first see the cucumber flask and then there's like,
what else everything, Oh, his golf balls of flasks.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Golf balls of flask.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
He uh, oh.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
God he has oh he had a camera that was
binoculars that were fla.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, you know an iron Man, where like everything iron
Man has is like a little mini robot. Everything he
touches is a flask. That's the joke. It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I loved the cuts to his son's doing dick stuff
at their job, along with like when he used to
do that.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I really love that's pretty fun. And it was really fast, Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Fun supercuts of them at their like blue collar jobs.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
They built a really weird world that like, I'm kind
of all for yes, right, and so that's when I
get frustrated with all the other distractions because I'm like,
just let me live in this world and stop flashing
all this other stuff. So because I love all of
that stuff, that stuff's so fun. Every character is kind
of slightly odd and weird, and again he accepts them
for who they are.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I also love that like John Daly's like really like
he's an important supporting character.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, it's kind of the chumps like characters.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
He's had more lines than Julie Bowen who got murdered, right.
I like that they were at a stopping shop, which
now I know since I lived in Boston, so much
just happened. I lived in Boston and now back here.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, we lived so many lives and Stopping shop is
podcast started.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
So when you're at the stopping shoppis and you see
the person get thrown in with the lapstist, that happens
sometimes to times you.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Sound exactly like Adam Sandler's perfect boss.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yea, his whole fucking family's in this once again. His
talented daughter, his less talented daughter, his no talented.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Wife, Steve one of the Safty brothers.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
We're not sure which one is it.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Benny, I don't is baby, I don't know a w
NBA player, Kelsey Plume.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I thought you're gonna say Chelsea Clinton. I was like,
I hope Chelsea Clinton.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Chelsea Clinton will show up.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Adam saying there's a huge Chelsea Clinton.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Margaret Qually one of the nerds from Please Do Not Destroy.
He's also an Epple baby, Eric Andre Dan Patrick, Jackka,
Ben Stiller obviously, and Chris Farley's brothers is in this
as well.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Oh yeah, he's in the hal group. H A L
What sets in for healing, alkis for Life.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, that's pretty good that it was funny.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
That was pretty Also the movie. A great part about
the movie is every now and then it's going to
be like, hey, we're just going to do something to
make sure you're paying attention. And uh. In the beginning
part that was killing off a main character, and then
about ten to fifteen minutes later, it was driving a
golf cart till explosion. Yeah do you remember that, Eric, Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
True, and Parker and the police not destroy game.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
It was not set up at all. It was a
normal montage and then it just cuts to that and
a frantic energy. I'm enjoying that part of the movie.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I'm enjoying that. I'm enjoying.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
The Safty brother kind of setting up this like Maxie
as like a live golf, uh, like substitute.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
Do you guys know what live golf?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Familiar?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Live golf is the rival? I can't believe I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
If you listening about driving, pull over, pull over, because
this is the first for the podcasts, I am explaining
a sport.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Wow, they changed different.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Calem so, yeah, I hope you didn't crash. Pull over.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Please, if you're on the Highway, be safe, pull over. Okay,
So Live Golf is a rival golf brand to the PGA.
They have slightly different rules.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
They know, it's not I know, I get it.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
So the PGA is like kind of not allowing golfers
to be in both leagues. So Live Golf has been
poaching PGA players because they have like Saudi Prince money
to throw at them.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
So like the PJA is losing a bunch of golfers
Live Golf and there's like slightly different rules to Live Golf.
But I'm I mean, it's all golf. They're still golfing.
So this is kind of like the Maxie like golf
brand is kind of supposed to be a bad.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Name, but still isn't as bad as the other real
bad name of Live Golf. L I V.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah it's Loe Golf.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Seen.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, I just didn't know. I didn't know what it was.
Live Left Golf is right, left is right there, and
you don't take it. I'm not on board. I'm not
on board decisions.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, that's that's Live Golf, folks, Okay,
just a rival brand of the PGA. I didn't know
what more money, more like private investors into it.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
So that's the thing. That's what we needed golf more money. Yes,
that's how you change golf. You put more money into it. Okay,
I understand.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I think you should put more robe blocks in there,
make them more elite, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, now I understand why I've never played golf.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, And we're watching a movie about golf.
But you know, there's so many cameos, but they're so
fast and they're not a main, huge part of it.
I'm not feeling like a Sandy Wexler situation like that,
the cameos and Sandy Wexler. Every time there was a
new cameo, I died a little bit more. Yeah, and

(40:36):
this is it's there's a joke a minute in this one. Yeah,
it's moving along pretty fast.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
It is a very steady clip. And there's probably more
cameos that we just didn't even know.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh, I'm sure there are, Like maybe.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
The director of the last film was in the maybe
like mental hospital scene.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
If one of your favorite Adam Sandler movies is grown Ups,
then you probably know these.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Uh yeah, his oldest son is a wrestler. I don't
know his name. But he's a wrestler, like I collocked
at w n B, a player. So I'm certain that
there are like totally people that, like you even mentioned
in the beginning, Like he ran into someone, oh, the
cashier at the when he was buying alcohol. He was like, Wow,
she wasn't a great actress.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I was like, yeah, she's probably something someone which is twitch.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Is that what they call him? The twitchers, twitchers and streamers.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
He got one of the twitchers. We used to have
those outside the Stop and Shot. They were hooked on
scratchies and dunks. They get all caffeinated up on dunks,
do a bunch of scratchies, huffed down some lobsters.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Now they're twitter twitchers.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
They do tiktoking. I'm sig all is tiktoking.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yeah, get off the computer.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
We're all laughing, we're all having a fun time. This
is so much better than I thought it was gonna
be true.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I was coming into it open minded. Yeah, I'm not dissatisfied.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
So rarely has a comedy sequel ever been good, let
alone one that is so distant from the first one. Yes,
and it's I'm not Usually i'd be hating everything.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I mean storytelling wise, Like if you gave him all
of this and you look like absolutely reduce him back
to zero again, Like, I guess that's good storytelling. I
can see how it pans out. But you're setting the
stakes high, which I really appreciate.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, and we're having fun.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Yeah, other than the unnecessary, like yeah, flashbacks to the
first we're having a good time.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
And those aren't stopping.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I don't think they're going to Definitely, I hope they're
less because what I Eventually you're going to tell your
own story worry, right, So I hope they're less, But like, yeah,
I don't think they're gonna stop.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Are we gonna get a flashback to the final scene
in Happy Gilmore one or where he has to do
basically the Rube Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Of do we have to see that?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I think they gonna they're gonna show.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
It, and then they're gonna we're gonna do another Rube Goldberg.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yes, Yeah, someone's gonna come out and explain what a
Rube Goldberg did.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Honestly, you're all wrong. He murders another one of his children.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
That's what happened. My god, It's like a Manchester by
the Sea situation with that Gilmore to just slowly, slowly
killing each one of his kids, just murdering his family
slowly golf, Yeah, and becoming a deeper and deeper depression
and alcoholism. If this movie had balls.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, truly if he ends up with a needle in
his arm and then fade to black. Oh go there.
You know what I'm saying. Let's go there, Let's go
for the why not after credits scene?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Happy Gilmore? Three?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Wait, but Shooter McGavin also was in Requiem for a Dream.
Which major hero movie.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I'll take Shooter also shooting up.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Anyone could see there's a baby sleeping. I have not changed.
I guess ye favorite character. All Right, you guys are ready,
let's watch.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Let's watch some more.

Speaker 11 (44:36):
Every time our sport has overcome a challenge, we have
come out stronger. Today's challenge is the Maxi Golf League,
who alleged that they are going to make golf more watchable.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Great joke, mister Shoffley, Thanks buddy.

Speaker 11 (44:54):
I just got off the phone with the president of
this new league, Frank Manatee, and I challenged him to
a competition. Frank accepted that challenge and then farted into
the phone.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Stop cont.

Speaker 12 (45:12):
Exactly it might be I called the stop card because
this might be maybe a little bit going against the
rules of the stop. But okay, wait, hold on, hold on,

(45:36):
I have to go back a little bit to get
to hear. So when Happy is at the PGA Winter's Dinner.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
The the PDA guy is talking about like accepting the
challenge from the Maxi Golf guy, He's like, I accepted,
And he said he accepted that challenge and then farted
into the phone.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
And I was like, I was like, hey, that's pretty
good joke.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's pretty funny, like just so farting in a fall,
like that's that's good. But then then we established a
little more than this dude's brad smells really bad.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Then we get to avoid when we're in the max
Goff facility and the savdy brother.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Say, brother, breathe breathes to opening door, it's a breath
recognition lock its.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Fart recognized the guy at the dinner. He heard him.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Fart actually.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Speaking.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
He smell it through the phone. Is that what's being
insinuated that.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Way to stop?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I was like, wait, wait, because he wouldn't he wouldn't
didn't make a fart noise or do we assume it
was so bad that it smelled like a fart, like
his breath came.

Speaker 13 (47:22):
Through the phone through the phone, right, But is that
what's it's so bad?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
His mother is so mad that he spoke.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
And it was like, God, damn, that's his rank fart.

Speaker 13 (47:37):
That's what's to be insinuated. I guess it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
It doesn't. It doesn't make a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
It doesn't. It doesn't make sense that it doesn't make
because if.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
You all right, Burdie, your stop card is not gonna
put us in a fucking like black hole of trying
to make this fucking joke.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
He so he breathed into an iPad, to an iPad
and it is the iPad is programmed.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
To say to recognize. But he knows that it's so
Why would he fart into it? Why would he breathe
into it?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Or has the iPad becomes syncient enough to know, no,
that's not Brad, that's a part. That's a straight fart.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
But also just regular cell phone technology heard.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yes, speaking and registered as fart person on the other line.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
All right, So I think in the Happy Gilmour universe,
basically everyone has like Iron Man level technology of a
eye in their pockets because it doesn't make any other sense.
This guy breathes into an iPad essentially, and it says
fart because I get the joke is that his breath

(49:14):
really smells. But how does that work? I think it's
so bad.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's yes, that's it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
The computer. How computer?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I'm saying it's so bad.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
He's aware that it's registering as a fart. He's proud
of it.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
And yeah, it doesn't seem to face him.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
He didn't care.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
You didn't care. He's like, he didn't go.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
That's weird that said it was a fart because I breathed.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Does wait, hold on, does this guy breathe with farts?
Is it?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Is he wired wrong? Plumbing to go cheap on the
construction costs?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Here?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Is that what you're saying? He all the plumbings all fucked?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
And he sits on a subway.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Sandwich famously a sponsor, famous.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Sponsor. Yeah, stop food up his ass, and we know.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
We can't talk about it.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
The more you talk about this, the deeper the deeper
it goes.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
It goes.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I'm excited for that runner. I can't wait for them
to keep going because I need to know how this
works well.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
But also like, do you agree that we needed to
stop because like, well.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
We had stopped. Maybe you can hear about that marine
it's we did stop. So at that point, I just
think we had to do it because you you were
said stuff, you were uncontrollable. I think in that.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Moment, I was just the I was like that woman
in the meme where the math is flying her. She's confused,
and I was like connecting like the PGA's dinner scene
with c.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
And all the equations going out all.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It like five minutes where we paused the movie and
we're like, Murray, isn't the stuff like.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
The equations they were flying around me? I was.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I wasn't another dimension trying to figure out the implications.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You thought you thought about it too much. You thought
about if you think about heavy Gilmore too beyond the
service level, you will send yourself to another realm.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I was in the shadow realm.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I was in the shadow realm for like I mean,
I guess it was maybe like thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
But it did feel like two hours. Time works different.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
There you behind the bookcase, well.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Thinking one of those horses on your.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
It does that go back, go back.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
You have to go back to the.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Bart my walls stream too. I've been telling I'm talking
to the other people in the h o A about
my screaming walls.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
I'm hearing fart breath inside my Okay, can I ask
you a question?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
If you breathe into an iPad and it said fart recognized,
would you be phased by that? What the is happening
in this movie?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
He's not bothered by it at all.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
He's brook of like yeah, it was like, yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, that's my stuff has good stuff. Anybody else will
be back in five minutes exactly. I missed your bro.
How's everything been going?

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (53:16):
It gets harder every year?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Happy?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
How's it getting harder? I'm not around? Are honestly the
Maxi Golf League Maxi guy.

Speaker 14 (53:24):
I saw a commercial for that.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
It looks stupid.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
Well supposedly it is faster paced than and our biggest
sponsors are suddenly slow to call me back.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I got a bad feeling about this.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
We got the greatest golfers in the world. That's what
people want to see.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
The best Manitie says his guys are better.

Speaker 15 (53:41):
Well, there's only one way to find out challengeing and
people would love to watch that.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Whoa Virginia really rubbed off on you? We had five
kids together.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
She rubbed off on me all the time.

Speaker 15 (53:51):
And I just laid there like a sack of potatoes,
charming as ever.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Hey, just get inside.

Speaker 11 (53:57):
The guys are really excited to see.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Would you at least in VISI line for thank you?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
And we've watched another thirty minutes of Happy Gilmore two.
I have a couple of things to talk about and
but I want to throw it out there to you all. First.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
What's uh? What's jumping out of us? What do we?
What do we? Will we giggle it? Love its? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh yeah, Donko has been insane. Yeah, we could do
a cameo RecA cameo recap.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
We've got the dad from fifty First Dates. Don't remember what.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
That act name is.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Of. He's also in like water Boy and a bunch
of John Lovett's, Travis Kelcey, Jack Nicklaus vern I can't
remember his last name, but he's a very famous golf commentator.
A bunch of PGA guys, Colin Moore, Kwa Justin Thomas,
Scottie Scheffler, Rob Schneider, unfortunately Nick Swartson.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Bad Buddy, bad Bunny.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I wouldn't even call him a cameo. He's like antual
character Hailey Joel Osmond, Yes, unexpected. I mean, I guess
he's not cameo either. He's a character, but just a
shocking a shocking.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
No. Well, when your film is filled with this many cameos,
it's hard to tell, Hey, is this a character. It's
like when you watch Curb your Enthusiasm, where you're like,
are you you or are you a character in that?
You know, which isn't the worst thing, But the Rob
Schneider thing was the worst thing. He also did you
can do It, which is not from this one.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah, we'retting like he took.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
The role that like a little person on like a
little bike.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah, in the riginal, because that's what he does.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
He takes rolls from rolls from people who deserve.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Them, anybody who has more talent, you know.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, but yeah, I have forty three fifty four Rob
Schneider shows up.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Oh you timestamp?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Oh and we have the time Standford Adam Sailor's mom too.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Oh yes, oh and Bo Bo Bon what is his name?
Bobon fifty four forty two.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
He's a basket a basketball.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah, and he was in John Wick. He's kind of
distos in that he was. He was in that other
Adam stand there basketball movie that we watched.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Oh, the boring one.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yes, Hustle, Hustle, he was in that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but he plays the nail in the head guy's son.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yes, there's a lot of great things happening in this movie. Yeah,
that character. We you know, we also got a throwback
to the guy who's dead who had the nail in
his head, right, yeah, right, but they were still in flashbacks. Yeah,
there was like fifteen solid minutes of no flashbacks, and
then we got.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Fure as soon as Bacon said, he looks exactly like
the other guy.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
He does.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
You didn't need that flashback.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
You really didn't.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
We all got it, right. Who can that giant fish.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Weird man the exact same haircut as the guy from
the original.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Honestly, his whole moment too, when he's like, don't hit me, mommy,
Adam Sandler's mom made me laugh because I don't think
she knew what was going on. She was just kind
of sitting there being like, I'm not sure I get
the Joe.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
She was.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
So don't hit me, don't hit me, which has made
her moment even better. I'm super oblivious and sweet.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Yeah, and there's moments like that and it's like, all right,
I didn't don't I don't need the flashback. I get it.
There's a there's enough in this movie to stand on
its own and it doesn't trust itself, which I am
really loving.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
The Shooter content, dude, Shooter, I love him in this movie.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I loved him in the first.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yes, he is at an eleven. Dude.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
These choices in the first are so good man and.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Are like better. I could actually watch a side movie
of just him.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
He's so funny and he looks like he's having a ball.
He looks like he's having fun.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yes, so much energy to this role. Yes, they kind
of make him a joker.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, he has like a fun joker moment like out
in the Rain when he's released.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
He's kind of true chaos and anarchy. Yes, I love it.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
I love it so much. And if there wasn't so
many cameos, there'd be more, like more time on this
because again that if there's so much between I would
love more Shooter. Yeah, same, but we even saw, so
we don't Shooter isn't even really apparently the bad guy,
I guess the insane guy. Yeah, he just find out

(58:47):
that the real bad guy is Maxie, who we knew
was a bad guy. But they are the real bad yes,
because one of the Safty brothers has made a version
of golf so bad they can't even show us the
audiences to be revealed later.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Yeah, yeah, it's only we know.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah, it's seven holes and it's and there's a there's
a play clock.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yes, right, everyone has to go through. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Maybe the seven holes are all rob gol hell oh, sorry,
shots that they have to make.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
So they created a high end mini golf course.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Have you guys been to that mini golf course on
Halstead by the way, No, I have. It's pretty great.
Actually really there's an indoor mini golf on hast there is. Yeah, really,
it's a putt putt golf place. Laura Marsh had a
birthday there.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Oh cool indoor puppet golf.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah wow, and it's like a bar that you just
what's it called?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
This podcast brought to you Bay? But but but I said,
but ashole for every shot?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Never mind, I do have a read for butt butt
mini golf course fart recognized, So.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
You were to be clear you were speaking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
No, we already use we already. That's that's my fault.
That's my fault. Jesus kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
One of my one of my favorite lines so far,
because Shooter is like he truly is my favorite part
of the first movie. There's so many subtle choices he made.
Big mini, big mini, big mini. Oh great, visit visit
big mini butt clop if you're in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I enjoyed it. It will give us money, Give us money,
big Minnie. Next time I come in, Big many, big many,
big Mini.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Than when Shooter McGavin is is in his cell at
the psych Word and he's reading the Shining and he goes,
this guy's losing it, perfectly delivered, so funny and giddy.
It's I just I love him so much. I think
Christopher McDonald is such a great actor.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
I think he's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
And you know what, I know what's gonna happen. We're
gonna get Shoot McGavin is gonna be like the good guy. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I bet the day sex mocking a tight moment where
he comes in and saves the day or something and when.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
He's running out of the buildings.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Oh my god, that long shot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Just running around.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Nic maniacal screams after he threw coffee and faces faff.
Now we're to have some fun scary uh like cost uh, prosthetics,
prosthetics going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Oh yeah, making him even more Yeah, you know what
the the movie, he has so much good in it.
The bad stuff, you're just kind of like, just move on.
I'm enjoying the ride. I'm enjoying I'm enjoying the ride
because I will. That dinner scene with it was all
old man jokes with Travis Kelcey. Yeah, that's my least

(01:02:14):
favorite moment of the whole show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
It was like it was more like, how do we
get Travis Kelcey and Bad Bunny in some scenes together?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
And you said, I never put two non actors in
the same scene together. It really really isn't good. You
need to be able to play off of vet. You
need to be especially if you're like, I know Travis
Kelsey is trying to make the pivot to acting. I
guess that's what but like, but yeah, that was just
they're both doing their best, but it's just not great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yeah, and I don't know there's just something about Adam
Sandler movies. He's never been good at a dinner scene. No,
Jack and Jill might be one of the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
Dinner Yeah, he cannot do dinner. See.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
You know who's right at dinner scenes? Who Will Ferrell? Oh? Yeah, god,
he is great at a dinner scene. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
You know, I thought you were gonna say Tony Collett,
but yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
His content onl.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Tony Soprano kills Nner. He stabs that food before he
eats it. If you watch Tony throws the the way
he treats food, He like stabs it and throws it
in his mouth. Yeah, I got distracted anyway. Jack and
Jail is way worse. Kevin Nealon is fun in it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
That's the thing. There's so many cameos and you're kind
of sick of them. But then at the same time,
Kevin Neilan shows up right. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Here's my thing too, is it's like he has his like,
wow psycho moment that he had in the first one.
Why didn't I give a flashback for that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Why are we picking juice cherry flashback?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I don't need Sometimes you have to over explain it.
Sometimes you don't. I just don't get it. That's my
only beef with the movie A little.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Bit, right, And it's just like it can't decide, Like
sometimes it's doing really cool stuff with the flashbacks, but
ninety percent of the time it's doing bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It's just flashing back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, And it makes it weird when you watch the
flashback because you're like, oh, is there going to be
any altered content here?

Speaker 16 (01:04:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
No, it was just a normal flashback. Okay, that's weird.
Just remember that we're back. Yeah, I remember that joke
the first time. Okay, I'm enjoying the jokes that you're
doing right now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Maybe it's just like one person and their notes that
got put in there. Who knows. Either way, it's not
the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
And we're having fun. We've been giggling a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I've been having fun. Yeah, so many you know. And
and we're saying this, and it's a typical Adam Sandler
movie that is packed full of Budweiser. Yeah, yeah, dunk
and don't the lollipop. There was an ad for.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Oh, he's there modernizing, diversifying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
He's going to profit off this bad boy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
He's gonna he's gonna do his movie math that he does,
It's gonna be a financial god success for him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Before this movie even came out, it made its money back.
Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Oh I bet yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Because I don't know. I did see Dunks and it
did make me happy, so that was good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Anybody else, anybody else have anything?

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
I don't think, so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I am excited it is. It is escalating. Well, excited
to see how it continues.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
See you guys on the other side, holy ship? Is
that shoot him a gabbet?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Look who decided to show up? You never finish your pancakes,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
You want coffee and your other eye. Huh? Get a
furlough from the funny farm shooter. Laugh it up, blue balls.
Your name's Davis Miller, my brother's college roommate. It's a
ball now telling myself's up?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
You guys, Get these clothes from the lost and find
a comic con.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Did you get these melons from your mom? O?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
My boys? Titties? Those are my titties.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Hey, I'll switch your head off, flat nuts, knock it off,
knock it off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Golfers, we have a seven whole course. Stop count Oh
my god. Oh, so do you guys think that will
use it these times. And I said that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Like a more n I got another number for you, three,
a third stop card.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Hey remember what over here?

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Like, I gotta be really judicious.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Stop the shows up slices out of his pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
I've got a heavy, heavy responsibility with this third one
because they blew through their first two. I need to
be responsible because there's only one left in an hour.
And the boy, did I nail it?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Yeah, you really did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
If you didn't stop, I was gonna be so angry.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
We forced the stop on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Sorry, we'll let you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why why exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah? Good question. I mean think we've already said guy fiery,
But let me give the context, which still won't matter,
by the way, because it's so insane already. But there
is this they're debuting because there's now this tournament between
these two golf leagues. So they're debuting each of the golfers,
and so saf after he descends down and then says,

(01:07:41):
these are my golfers, and they come on and they've
got like ridiculous out. One guy's a chainsaw, all this
weird stuff's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
It's pretty great.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
And then the other golfers come out and they start
fighting each other, and then and then like an angel
from on down down from high guy Fiery descends and
breaks them up and then puts on a Viking helmet
and descends the stairs, taking them to wherever they're going.

(01:08:10):
Now that's actually what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, this is the single best cameo.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
In the most inappropriate place I've ever seen in film.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
It's all film, And at the same time, that's who
should come in, you know what I'm saying. It's one look,
it's a very moment.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
He came in at the right time. He showed up
in the right time code. He's like, I show up
at Hold on one hour and twenty minutes in. That's
when I need to show up. And then they're like,
well the scene one hour and twenty minutes and doesn't
really make sense for you to be.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
In unless.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Unless we have golfers who are dressed like damn like
if black Pink was like the United Colors of Benaton.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
People, it's happy Gilmore. Did the boys truly like in
the middle of Happy Gilmore?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
The cuts from the recent Superman movies. That's what that's
what these are.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
What is happening.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
They did a choreograph dance they did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Oh, and then Guy Fieri pops in to break up
the fight between.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
The like the only person that could, Yeah, the only
person that could.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Who has the clout between yea truly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Who could stop violence just by just by sighting them?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Why is he wearing a Viking helmets?

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I don't know, and I don't think we're going to
get an explanation.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
There's no explanation and there never there never will be.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
And that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
He's taking them to the halls of Valhalla.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I don't really know. I don't know. Okay, hold on,
you know what we have found out that this is
deeper than you think it is, Like, so maybe he
is walking down the halls of Valhalla.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Do you think where the warriors? Where the warriors descend
and die?

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
How did one of the safeties come in with angels?
He was lowered as made me laugh?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
I know, I know, I know, we can't talk about it,
but that bit is fucking funny where he's like tiptoes
tip before they finally take it down another three inches. Yeah,
and then he has he tells he brings them both
in like some sort of god like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Meta human in a movie filled with cameos.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
It's wild.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
This is the one that stops us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
It's I can't believe it. I'm not sure that you
can top it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
You can't, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Well, you guys say that, but I would like to
point out that at the beginning I pointed out that
if we all use our stop cards, then we all
went unanimously collective. Yeah, would that be.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
A four stop card? How many of those episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Have we had? Oh? I don't know, actually, because the
only one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
I can think of is Pinocchio.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yes, quite possibly we might have another Pinocchio situation. All right,
are you ready to get back in the jackass? Are
you kidding me? Right now? You just cost me the
whole day, Happy Gilmore Man.

Speaker 13 (01:11:42):
I wish my father was here to see this yet
as Jackass jack.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Unfortunately he's in the Great Sizzler in the Sky.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I don't miss that dude at all. What are you
gonna do, happy boy? Unless you want to go to jail,
you can't hit me jackass?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Oh my goodness, Yeah, we cand you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Guys came Who is this is your posse? This is
what I this is what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
There'sing for You're gonna go get some help.

Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
Okay, okay, come on a lot about biting.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
If you want to smoke, say nothing. Now you got
me really pissed. What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
You want something in you want the whole family? Watch
another thirty minutes, and I just want to point out
that guy fadd he shows up. And then right after
that the movie takes a hard left turn and becomes

(01:12:46):
a literal video game. It's wild. We somehow got pixeled.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
We did, yes, yes, we.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Got pixeled in the middle of Happy Gilmore too. What
in the acts? What? What in the.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
How did we get here?

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Why? What has happened? What the fuck is happening? What
is happening? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Okay, I was just trying to take stock so from
the last time we stopped, not from the stop card,
but in the journey of this film it is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
It's like a drug trip.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Happy Uh drinks alcohol during his mother's day, match, beats
people up, has a warrant for his arrest, but then
it's okay because they like drop it, but he loses
a bunch of money. Robert Smigel is back, not as
an I R. S person but as his lawyer. Now

(01:13:52):
he meets Shooter and what's apparently a Gilmourta.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Nine half hour burial plot.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I can't believe that that's all happened in the last Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
After Shooter leaves the Maxi Golf facility, I guess he
just goes straight to Virginia's grave and he happens to
know where the Gilmore family plot is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Well, Gilmore, Yeah, who's who's if you're buried there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
If you die, there's only one if you die in
this universe, there's only one cemetery, and.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
There was the Gilmore family plot buried there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Rob Virginia is there, Bob Barker's there, Grandma's there, the
woman who had a air conditioning unit fall on her,
and Happy Gilmore one is there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
But she apparently didn't die for years. She was there
three years later. The two thousand and one yeah, was
when she died.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Four years after the Happy and Shooter beat the ship
out of each other.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
But they're like it's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Cemetery fight, cemetery fight in the family plot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Do you know what there was a cemetery? What was
that one with the Workaholics dude that was produced by
Happy Medicine where they drove a truck through a cemetery.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Oh my god, Oh yeah, it was the parents, the
parents or the Laws or something. The Outlaws watched. We
watched the Final Answer Outlaws.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
We did you watched that film? No one did.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
You can't comment on a Reddit threat to you've watched
The Outlaws and taken it somewhat seriously and remember and
remembered it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
I remembered it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Oh my god, I can't believe this all happened.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
We got a stop wait, and we have a stop
card and they gather all the best PGA guys, So
Scottie Scheffler, Rory mcil roy, Bryson, De Shambeau, some other person.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Dave, David mccuaid, David mccuad, Jarnald Back and bot Charnald Butler.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
But they gathered those guys, plus Happy Shooter gives them
a pep talk. They do a montage of training which
is like more like playing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Pinball, preparing them obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Yeah, preparing them for the Maxie Golf. And then we
get to the Maxie Golf opening, which is like a
concert and uh like wrestling, basically a combination of an
intro like that. Yes, that's when Benny is lowered like
an angel.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Tippy toes, TV toes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Here is there to ran over and we can to
gain a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
And we thought that would be the weird part, where like,
oh that was the weird pump and circumstance at the
beginning of it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Maxi Golf turns into a video game.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
It's video games.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Yeah, and that's where we are now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Right when I was like, you know what, I think
there's too many characters. I'm appreciate the journey. Let's stop
appreciate the journey. Too many characters. I thought, hey, there's
so many characters in the movies, Like, you know what,
doesn't matter because we're adding way hoh, holy shit, there's
new characters. Not only are their new characters, there's new

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world rules.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yes, new characters with powers that we've got to learn about.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Everybody has you know, everybody has like an extra ligament.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
They like snipped a ligament in their hip to make
them extend more or something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Let's hit Yeah, how that helps them in ninety nine
percent of the Maxi Golf things I don't know, besides
the driving.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
They can just basically go over trees.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Yes, right, well, also you could see the trajectory of
your own ball. It leaves a red line in the
actual sky that everyone can see.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Yes, apparently, apparently what is there's a there's a shot
clock too, you have to.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
There's fireworks after every tea off.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
There's some sort of like dune like Sam Chap that
they have to the holes are on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Yes, there's a fire level. There's a fire level for sure.
There's always a level.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah, yeah, man, it's wild. It's gonna take off. I
think I think there's something.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Here, there's something big here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
It's just is this the live is this?

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
It's like Live is a rival of the PGA, but
it's not remotely Like you guys are still playing golf,
and it's like the difference between like the American leaving
and the National League in baseball. It's like PGA and
Live golf, and this is like on another golf, on
another universe.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
This is playing normal golf or playing Mario golf, right,
this even Mario golf. Isn't this insane? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Yeah, I do love that they're like putting Maxi Golf
in the place of Live and doing this like it's
very funny.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I mean, it's what the fuck is happening? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I don't know, and it's going to be a ride
to the end because I just realized it was two
to the scores two to two, so of course, you know,
Billy and Happy Gilmore have to tee off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
I don't know how it got to to two.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
What was I don't undert in golf, Yes, I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
They're not even counting the strokes. It's just like, did
you win the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Whole Multiple people have been disqualified, We've got alternates, We've
got apparently alternates just can.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Step in gets substituted.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Oh I can't I can't wait for his arc to complete. Yes,
I mean he deserves it, He deserves I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
It's so it's so much insane shit has happened that
the fact that we watched eminem getting ripped to pieces
by alligators, three alligators, four alligators.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
And it's it's not even cracking the top thirty of
crazy things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
No in this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
That happened and we all forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually am shocked, because I I'm shocked.
It wasn't the first thing we talked about when we
came back.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
There's too much going on. But guy again, yes, very
seriously moderating this match.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Just hanging out with a Viking helmet on. I don't
know what his job is. Is he the commissioner?

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
He's there, He's just there, just there, And occasionally he
pops up and says like and next up pray.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Like like that's a disqualification.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
What is he the master of games? What's happening here?

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Is that why you have to wear a helmet?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
The best part about this, though, is the shootmer Gavin thing,
like you guys talked about, and not only that, the
making another bad guy. That's awesome. Yeah, and we're loving
Safty brother. Yeah, he is crushing fart breath.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Fart breath is crushing a bit, continues to be driven
driven home.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Yes, is any Chandler Adam Sandler doesn't feel like he's
a lot in this? Is that? No?

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
He really is kind of overwhelmed by everyone around him.
It certainly now like the first half is very much
his Wait, can.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
I just say on the topic of fart breath that
absolutely so, like we're establishing some rules around the fart
breath within the film. But I love when we're in
the barking lot and the Maxi Golf people are like
like susting out the normal golf people. He like this

(01:22:03):
after you brother like talks about his breath. He's like,
oh really you want to like a breath off. It's
like something has.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
To change your life. I'm telling you. It's such a
sick insult to someone with me, like, you got a problem.
Something's got to change your life. I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
It was a brutal It's like go touch grass Sandler.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Yeah, you change something.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Something's gonna change your life.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
I'm you, you got you gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Man, this is I thought about that several times while
watching this film. Man, I get here. I'm telling you,
this happens.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
How is this line? If you listen to this podcast,
you see the lines in our lives, and mine has
led me to this to hear weird moment where is
wearing a Viking helmet just fucking hanging out in a
CF cameos well Adam saying there is a video game
with his friends. Yeah, it's Pixels, it's Happy Gilmore. It's insane.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
I can't even think of another film to compare this to. Yeah,
Pixels and Happy Gilmore, and it feels like two different movies.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Yes, right, The universe is caving it. It really is,
as it often does with these.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
I can't believe how deep this thing goes. We got
one more.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
And potentially a stop card.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
And potentially another stop card, but there's only twenty eight
minutes left. I mean, we have seen so.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Much and so much. This has been a.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Journey, I mean, can't possibly be no.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I feel like you you what you were doing?

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
God, damn it, watch what you said? All right, we're
gonna watch the rest of this movie.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (01:24:13):
Well, I've won a lot of trophies and jackets over
the years, but out of all of them, I have
to say this is by far the most special, and
I want to thank all my friends out there who
helped me achieve this monumental moment.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Three months sober, splendid, splendid, mister Gilmore, But will you
make it to a year? Magic eight Ball says unlikely?
What are you talking about? How happy? He's gonna make
it a full lifetime? You know what else is full, Charlotte.

(01:24:55):
My gutters full of dead leaves and squirrel droppings. But
you'll be cleaning them up this weekend. Hey, I don't
like the way you talk to that kid. It's fine,
mister Gilmore. Oh it's not fine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
That kid has helped me more than you have.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Hal Seriously, mister Gilmore, I got this, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Can we be done here? We've got enough?

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Why are you talking into your collar?

Speaker 17 (01:25:14):
Are you high?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Are you high?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I'm a witches sleeperman.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
You're under arrest of fraud extortion.

Speaker 13 (01:25:25):
We got enough footage of you being a six son
of abyss to lock you away for a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
You knocked on.

Speaker 14 (01:25:31):
Me, I guess so, Hey man, I'm just trying to
help these people manual labors, therapeutically beneficial folks.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Folks, folks. We've we finished. We finished happy Gilmore too.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
We realized that we forgot to talk about Chubbs's son's hand.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
There's been so much going on in this film that
we just missed that Chuffs's son has more insane fake
it's like half curved.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Caleb. George almost used to stop card just on the hand,
and we forgot about. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
That's it's how crazy this is. It's a nuts. It's
been a journey, you guys, it really has.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
It has. It's a lot like this podcast, this movie
a journey.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Now, there is something that I realized again if you're driving, pullover,
I gotta talk some stories.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
I gotta talk some sports here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
I'm sorry, wait, why were you so late again? I
had to pull over twice.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Yeah, this girl who doesn't know dick about sports.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Started talking about sports.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
She actually knew something about happens.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
I started jerking hands around.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Okay, So in the Maxie Golf Challenge, Scottie Scheffler gets
arrested right away.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
The sentences and goes to jail, and then we keep
cutting to him in jail. Yes, and we even have
an end credit scene where he's in jail, and I'm
sure you two are like, why the fuck do we
keep cutting to him in jail.

Speaker 18 (01:27:18):
There's a point there was an inside golf ball uh here,
and it's that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
I think this happened a year ago. Scottie Scheffler is
maybe like the number two golfer in the world, and
last year he was between like one and two, like
fluctuating back and forth because he kept like winning or
then like the next match someone else would win. So
he was on his way to a match. I think
it was in like Kentucky or Alabama or something, and

(01:27:53):
there was like a road closure and he was like
driving to get to the golf like trying to like
get to where he was going to golf get to
golf tournament and this like this like basically like security
guard was.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
Like, what the hell are you doing. You're not supposed
to be driving back here, and he's like, I'm going
to the tournament, like I'm playing in the tournament. And
he arrested him, like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
The security like like cop like level copper, and he
went to jail and they couldn't start the tournament because
they're like, where's Scotty And.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
They're like, he got arrested for nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
So that's why they keep showing him in jail because
he got arrested and was like taken to jail, and
he was like he was like call my agent, like
I'm supposed to be at this tournament and I was
trying to get to the tournament.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Yes, inside golf ball reference.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Wow, did not know that. Yeah, And I got to say, now,
having known that, I don't think it did anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
No, honestly, all they needed to do was show him
in there once. Yeah, you're like, oh, I get it,
he went to jail. They're showing him in jail, ha
ha ha. But yeah, I just had to explain that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
Okay, great, appreciate it very much, very much, all right,
and you can start driving again.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
I mean, it's like there's so much to say, but
I don't even know where to start. Like truly, we
were still in video game land. We did we did
get the Rube Goldberg.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I didn't know that Goldberg.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Yeah, it's more of a I guess it was just
a video game in which a guy pulled out his
cell phone and then was able to make a whole
earth spin. That is the dumbest, now that you say.

Speaker 17 (01:29:41):
It, he hasn't as the course is controlled by an
app on his phone that he developed, that he developed.
That is how everything is just in this guy's there's
no control room.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
No, there's just a guy standing Francis manate ten feet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Name just being the long line amanatees.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Just like I'm going to spin this thing around faster
because I said so.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
Even though like you can't think about the rules because
like literally literally one of the characters gets on and
it affects the course to make the ball go in easier,
and then happy medicine, Happy medicine, Happy Gilmore decides to
get on and not he could easily just step on

(01:30:45):
the course and then make the ball go in, and
then it would be nothing. And now I've already thought
about the rules.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
The rules are.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Yeah, just like, okay, I guess that's that's a thing
I have to believe. Now it's insanity. Well here's a
great thing. You guys called it the beginning. Did we
not see a Lincoln?

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
We did, God, but they didn't flash back to when
they did it in the first movie. So I wasn't sure.
I wasn't Yeah, I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
It was that exactly exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
What they refer Why was Lincoln there? Who's wants the
first one to understand?

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Abe Lincoln?

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
But we did. We also called it we got all
the dead people and.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Including Lincoln, including the alligators, Grandma and Julie.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Yeah, the you will not sing this, but jack.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Ass, Yes son is Joe Flattery's son is.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Oh, yeah, we were.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
We did talk about Joe Flaherty died, right, he died recently? Yeah,
so I guess. So they brought in.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Eminem yeapem Yeah, and it was great to see them
at the end. I mean, just the Abe Lincoln because
we all thought, like, okay, all the people who died
would be in there, but maybe like the lincol wouldn't
make the cut. But nope, makes the cut. Can't cut him,
can't cut him too?

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
You know, happy saves the day his daughter gets to
go to ballet school.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Forgot Yeah, that got.

Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Lost in the chef. That's why he's doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Oh my god, if you try, you can't explain this movie.
You If you try to explain this movie, it's Warren piece,
you will fall into time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
That's a great expectation. Please we got there?

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Where the where the Adams saying their history?

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
But we're not reading any books?

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Yeah right, we know the ball Paul B. Malcock trivia
that the scam times it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Was dish heaby after joby you got it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Jesus, how long are we two and a half hours?
How long this podcast is that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
You know? Well, who cares when you guys have a
whole year to listen to this?

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
You know, truly before comes out, I will say it
ended on a really awful joke of just Adam Sandler
got an electric car and it didn't have any battery
before that was a great Oh yeah, we cannot go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
It's just weird that they didn't end on the great totally.
They were like, hey, that's the joke. Can we be done.
It's like, no, I need to say I forgot I
charged the car.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
They're at the airport about to see the daughter. Happy's
daughter off to ballet's school.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Turns out all his sons are going to Paris for
mime school.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Question.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
I guess they're going with her. But here's the best part.
They all have backpacks and they're carrying.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
On bag as to go to France. Not it wasn't
a souvenir. On the way back, they're going with the
baggage costco begets the number one bread country on Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
That'd be like buying cheese before driving to wisc cops.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
Yeah, it's like, let me get some craft singles.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
If your craft singles were basically shoved in your backpack,
like a, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
It's so good. I was dying at the bagots in the.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
Backpack are really funny, so funny, so stupid, so great.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
And that's this movie. It's gonna throw everything at you.
And you know what, maybe those jokes just aren't for
us and then for somebody else. I think that you
could watch this film and if you you know what,
you don't even need to watch the first one apparently,
don't worry about it, don't need to.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
It'll behind you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
It'll remind you of everything you need to remember, and
even some stuff you didn't need to remember.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
True, it'll remind you anything else. Marie Caleb, this has
been a wild one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
I don't know that I'm disappointed, but I don't know
what I feel.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Remember when they they ended the wrap up about the
the Maxi golf guy Francis Manatee.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
Prosthetic screen.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Yeah, that's we didn't. We have to wrap that up.
He got there, We got it. We gotta wrap that up.
We gotta make that one makes sense. You know, that's
hard job.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
That's job.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
People are gonna be wondering what the hell will happen
to Francis?

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
All right, wait, why did they leave that open ended
question around his fart?

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah? They never what was up at the part bread
that never paid off? Ging bitis god ginger vitis. That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Because of his sports drinks maxim. Yeah, so that was
that was the whole thing. That was the whole thing
is that he drank just shitty drank drank. Yeah, and
now he's being so now he's on the run.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I don't know where I'm supposed to rank this goddamn thing.
That's right? Good?

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
Yeah? God where I.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
I don't even know what I think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
This was a roller coaster it really, I don't even
know how do you rank?

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
I don't know how do you rate this? I don't
even know what to think. I don't I'm with you, like,
is it good?

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
It's I enjoyed it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
It's good. But is it better than mister Deed's.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
No, but it's pretty close to mister d.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
A thing, what a fucking very It's very deep, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Wait a minute, did this movie just combine all of
Adam Sandler's movies? It's like one that is that is
that is his evolution, I think at this point because
there was a water Boy moment in which we could
see the face and the golf ball, right, he really
is coming from fully into form. And yes, I mean,

(01:38:02):
where's John Taturo? How come John Touro?

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
What if John to Touro came on as bad Bunny's
dad be.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Greatbody's just so funny? Was he shooting Severance?

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
He was busy with Severns, but still come.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Over and I don't know what he does on that show. Nothing,
not a lot, nothing, if you ask me. Yeah, but
holy shit? Is it better than mister Deed's. Is it
better than Spanglish? Is it better than men, women and Children?
Is it better than space Man? Is it better than
you were so not invited to my bought mitzvah? Is

(01:38:42):
it better than punch drunk Love? Is it better than
Merriwit stories? Is it better than Happy Gilmore? No? Is
it better than the original? There's no way, no way.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
You can never do that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
So I don't think I had that thing. I'm thinking
it's like, is it great?

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
But I had fun? Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
I did. I joined have some good laughs, some really
great laughs, but also some really bad moments. So is
it again? I beg the question? Is it better than
mister Deeds? That's kind of the the baseline after all? Right?
For me, I have Spanglish. How I gotta change that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Spanglish has a lot of heart.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Though Spanglish does. But you know what, the more I
think about Deeds, the more I want to bring it up.
So above mister Deeds is Spanglish and below mister Deeds
is fifty first dates. Hmmm, and that's for me, Marie.
I just texted you your list.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Yes, I gotta start thinking that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Hopefully it's that. Caleb, do you have you have a list?

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
I do, but it's different than yours because I haven't
seen you. It's a pretty single one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Well, now you've got to jump on that train. But
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
But I did put mine below. You are so not
invited to my bat mitzvah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Do you know where you're going to rank this one?
I do? Okay, go ahead, where are you ranking? I
don't know where I'm ranking this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
I'm putting it between you are so not invited to
my butt mitzvah and Murder Mystery.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Okay, So where does that rank that? Where's that in
the rankings? Well? Six, between five and seven, which is six,
thank you, thank you. You haven't as number six? Yes,
that's pretty high. Well, but there's a lot of movies
not on here. Happy Gilmore is number two. Okay, all right,
so we all agree that it's definitely not as good

(01:40:37):
as the original, but it's way better than I expected.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
Yeah, yeah, it is, I agree with.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I can't believe I'm saying this.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Oh give it to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
I don't think it's better than mister Deed's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Okay, but why you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
I think mister Deeds does have some sort of that
heart and mister Deeds has I don't know this one.
Mister Deeds didn't have as many bad jokes like this
one had some pretty bad, bad moments that they like
they did fly by. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna
stick with it. I'm gonna put this at number twelve,

(01:41:15):
just below mister Deed's, just above fifty First Dates. I
cannot believe I'm doing this. I can't believe Happy Gilmore
Too is above fifty First Dates. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Wow, Wow, that's actually quite controversial if you follow the podcast,
Yes you understand, which.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
You know what? Yeah, wait, repeat that again, because fifty
First Dates was also good with a lot of bad
on that yeah yeah, and a lot of weird yeah,
and a lot of like huh. I don't know how
I feel about this, and I will say Happy Gilmore Too.
I knew exactly how to feel about a lot of things,
and it was it was a lot coming at you.

(01:41:58):
It was kind of a mouth themation of a lot
of Adam Sandler. It wasn't just happy Gilmore too. It
was a lot of other twos. It was kind of
the you know, Adam Sandler universe. Yes two, yeah, and
I think that kind of elevates it. And yeah, I
think it's about fifty first states. I don't think it's

(01:42:19):
because mister Deeds, because mister Deeds has that heart. Mister
Deeds does have some moments that are annoying, but I
don't think I could live up to there. So yeah,
that's where I'm gonna put.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
It, Okay, Okay, Marie, And what number was that for you?

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Number twelve? Yeah, that's at number twelve, which, good god,
I can't believe it's we've had something that high.

Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Okay, So here's my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
I found.

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
You sent me the rankings, but I have I have
a more up to date.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Perfect use that one.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
So it's as.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
We agree, it's not better than mister Deeds. That's my
number six. Okay, it's not better than You're so not
coming to my bot mitzvah. That's seven for me. It's
not better than punch drunk glove.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
No, mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
I don't think it's better than spanglish, okay, because then
I have spanglish fifty first dates big Daddy, and you
don't mess with the Zohan.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
You think it's you think it's worse than don't mess
with the Sohan.

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Because don't mess with Sohan also very uneven, Yes, with
some really really great high points. Yes, I don't think
that it don't mess with the Zohan kind of stuck
in some really low points for a long time and
this movie didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
Right, that's so true?

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Are you writing all this down? It is.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
The thing is that you don't mess with the Zohan
had it was during his experimental phase. He really was
trying on different lead characters.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
He is ripped in that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
I know it's a body transformation. We saw it was
Nicole Kid. It was his version of Cole. It mends
the hours.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
You you throw on some hair, you get to get
You can take.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Kevin James in Uh here comes the Boom? Yes, Dad
lost all that way right immediately game to back. So
more so for uh Paul Blart Mall Cup two.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
So it's really like, where is this in Adam Sandler's era?

Speaker 11 (01:44:22):
It is?

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
I think I I think I got it. Okay, So
I'm putting this below big Daddy, okay and above you
don't mess with the Zohan, So it becomes my number
twelve number.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Wait, that's also number.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Did yours become number twelve too?

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
Yeah, you're both.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
We both put it at twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
I think it sits good at twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
I mean Guy Fieri alone puts it in the top twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
If you hated this movie, I would understand. Yeah, also understand.
If you're like I saw that and I hated it,
I'd be like, oh, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
I get how you could hate that. Yeah, I get
how you can hate this movie. If you're like, oh,
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Beyond I think it's like one of his best films,
then you're you're crazy. Yeah, every I think everyone watches
this and goes all right, Yeah, you know, I mean
we had fun.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
I wish there was more Shooter.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
God, I wish there was and there was a lot
of Shooter it was, there was there was more. I agree.
I agree if.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
We okay, in the perfect world, get rid of like
those cameos, give all that time back to Shooter or
the other.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Have him lost in the like Maxi golf facility, just
terrorize people.

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
I would love that so much.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
I want to see the movie. That's that is his
perspective entirely. They should make another bag story. Happy Go
More three No, Happy Go More, Just Shooter, Happy Go More.
Subtitles Shooter again, just shoo, Shooter.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
Story, shooter a shooter. Story's a shooter.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
That would be amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:46:09):
Oh my god, I watch this ship out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Yeah, well, you guys, that was way more fun than
I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
Going to be enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
I want to get so much fun, had to get
so much fun. Now good news? Oh uh, you know,
the story has not ended. There's more Adam Sandler's and
according to the Internet Movie Database, which is wrong, but
there is a completed movie called j Kelly that is

(01:46:38):
rated R that has a twenty twenty five release date.
Doesn't have a month or day, but it's supposed to
be this year, starring George Clooney, Adam Sandler, and Laura Dern,
amongst what Wow, many others.

Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
Hollywood Royalty There, director Noah Bombback really writer yes, writer
and director of Marriage Story.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Yes. And Francis Haw and the Meriwitz Story. Yes, interesting plot.
Famous movie actor Jay Kelly and his devoted manager ron
In bark on a world win and unexpected profound journey.
Both are forced, Both are forced to confront choices they've made,
their relationship with love, their relationships with loved ones, and

(01:47:25):
the legacy they leave behind. Cool, fantastic, I'm excited. Yeah,
that's so good. Yeah. Wow. There's also just still the
untitled Adam Sandler Safti Brothers project that's still on Internet
movie database, and I don't know if that's gonna come, Like,
what's going on with that? It feels like I've been

(01:47:46):
talking about that for six years?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Yeah, because I would love another Uncut Gems, Uncut Gems two,
Uncut Gems two. Yeah, interesting you pick up?

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Yeah, how you pick up from one? But yeah, I'm
excited to I'm excited to see how they do it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Uh. Then, we do have a Kevin James movie, but
it has a release date of twenty twenty six. It's
called Solo Mio.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
Take your Time.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
It's rated PG.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Yeah, take your time on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Yeah. Start. It's starring the girl from American Pie Alison
uh Hannigan yeh interesting and Kevin James. And the plot
is Matt's fiance leaves him at the Altar. Heartbroken, he
goes on their planned Italian honeymoon alone. There, he rediscovers
his zest for life food and meets Gia, who helps

(01:48:35):
him find love again.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
G Ya, sorry, I'm into it. Okay, I kind of
like it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Okay, Okay, it feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
It's about time. Kevin got a vacation movie.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Okay, you're telling me Kevin soon Prey Love.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
I'm game. I just it's it's rated PG Apparently. I
wanted to see something a little bit more, you know, Yeah,
and see seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
You going to see Kevin jas I want what you want?
I want to Yeah, that's pastas. That want spaghetti rammil
what's the little z D? You know, if you can
get a.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Pen?

Speaker 7 (01:49:14):
Another movie?

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Got his name? The guy's name Italy. What a Beautiful Place? Pinocchio?
Another movie Origin. Another movie is in his playdate apparently
unknown release date, PG thirteen, starring Uh Stephen Root, Kevin James, Uh,
Sarah CALKI is it chalk? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Yeah, for the love of God, Yeah, Sarah Chalk Chalk.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
Clotte Brian has been Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:49:59):
You've been playing GalF as long as I have.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
If you've listened this far than you got so much.
It was a we went through a lot we did.
I mean that was like four movies. I felt like
I just got to the end.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
But that's because we're coming back from war. Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
We lost some limbs.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Absolutely shocked after this one. The plot of this is
Brian has been fired from his job. He becomes a
stay at home dad. He accepts a playdate imitation from
another state at home dad who turns out to be
a loose cannon. Okay, sounds interesting. Sounds interesting. Rob Schneider on,
you know, we saw him for all the cameos. He

(01:50:48):
did get like the shortest thought even though he got it.
Still LEO two, Adam Sandler isn't even listed in LEO.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
So we gave that one a Rob Well, I don't
know if he's fun It was funny, but hold on,
Rob Schneider, it's it's still some of the casts from
the first LEO.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
I just don't know if Adam Sandler will be in that.
It'll probably be the.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Voice of the titular character.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Well in Hotel transfl.

Speaker 4 (01:51:18):
You know, they could probably just have his impersonator do it.

Speaker 16 (01:51:20):
Yeah it's me, you got you got it?

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
Okay, I got an old man voice sound a little shanty, sa.

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
Leo, Wow, I felt like I was watching pretty good.
It's pretty really good.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Yeah, you know what I liked, Leo. That's it, you guys,
that's the whole that's our podcast podcast, all right. I
can't believe that Happy Gilmour Too turned out to be
an enjoyable film.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Yeah, an insane film.

Speaker 2 (01:52:04):
It's insane. I was hoping for this.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
It's got a little something for everybody, especially if you're insane.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Do we is it a stop?

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Is?

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Do we say it?

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
No that I don't think this is a stop.

Speaker 3 (01:52:17):
I think we want to keep going, even if it's weird,
even if there's too many callbacks to his previous movie.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Yeah, that was yeah, the only thing there was a
few things didn't like about it. But besides that, it's
kind of like, you know what this is, Adam Sandler
has lost the breaks or someone's cut cut his brakes. Yeah,
he's off down the mountain. Yeah, Adam Saydler's off flying.

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
A golf cart, exploding golf cards.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
So what do we say here, Adam Sandler? More? Dis
is what we say? Adam Sandler? It again? Shabba do
it some more? Alright?

Speaker 2 (01:53:05):
All it was Sandler Chevy do more to.

Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
But why was it Happy Gilmour that you wanted to
give the sequel treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Well, that's a good question.

Speaker 9 (01:53:21):
I think old Happy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:53:23):
We were excited about talking about a sports guy who
is getting older and is older and dealing with life.
And you know, everybody forgets all these superstars we worship
also come home at night and have things going on,
have real stuff with their families, and I thought it
was interesting to have Happy have some heartache in his

(01:53:47):
life and uh have to try to continue on and
maybe get back to the thing he loved that he
ran away.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
From Ring.

Speaker 4 (01:54:02):
No Ding

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
No

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