Kinda Pregnant (Happy Madison)

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Did you even want to like?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Great?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
What is high score?

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Me?

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Do high score? Is it bad? Am? I? Not truly
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
No matter how many sea lions are eaten each year
by sharks, it never seems like enough.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Welcome to Everyday Happy Madison Strays Further from God's Light,
a retrospective of movies produced by Happy Madison Productions past
present and because there is no God future.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm Robert Bacon, and with me as always are my co.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hosts, Marie Maloney Caleb George.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
This episode, we look at the Netflix film Kind of Pregnant,
released February fifth, twenty twenty five. How do we miss this? Guys?
How do we miss this on the radar? Huh?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
How?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
From my perspective when it came out on Netflix, it
looks bad, But then I don't think we knew it
was a Happy Madison film.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
So I think it was my approach to it as well.
Oh great, I'm glad I don't ever have to watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And then there we are.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
There's no way I'll need to watch the Happening podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What a stupid movie only stupid people will watch that.
I got a bunch of good movies I can't wait
to watch. I'm definitely not gonna have to watch that one.
Wait a second, who produced this piece of shit?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And my letterbox? It's just do Sandlers keep moving up
on most watch Sadie Sandler being in my top five
is not what I want for my letterbox.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, at one.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Point, is like letterbox required to reach out to make sure.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
You're mental health check?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
What did you ta Kira Sour or something?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Man? So you watch another Happy medicine? Huh, what's going on?
You know? We got other stuff. There's other stuff. I
got a bunch of notes from watching this. But I thought,
you know, who in their right mind has watched this
fucking movie? So I think we should just go through

(02:10):
the plot of this.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yes, I'm glad you said this. I was gonna say
the exact same thing. We should just go through the plot,
tell the basic story, and then get into the notes
because what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You know, as there's so much meat on the bone
for if you want to do something about being pregnant
or pregnancy, having kids, all that stuff. There's a reason why,
like so many comedians as soon as they have a kid,
they got a ton of material about it.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
That's unique to you and or not unique to you,
that you could share and make jokes about. For some reason,
this film decides to invent a lot of problems, and
none of them are very funny, and none of them
seem to happen fast enough for me. The fucking pacing
of this condamn really is I'm just gonna read the

(03:00):
plot off Wikipedia. Yeah, and you stop me when we
have something that we need to talk about.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Plot. As a child, Laney plays a mom giving birth
and her best friend Katie or Kate sorry, and her
best friend Kate after they're growing up. Both are teachers
at the same school. Kate is married and becomes pregnant. Okay,
so we got the the basic con that's not the plot.

(03:29):
That's the beginning. There's more. That's just the beginning of
the movie.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Remember, Yes, Sorry, that's where it ended. I was like,
what and that's the end of the movie. That's when
day lady.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I wish that was that it was a short. They
were like, I wonder what we can get out of here?
There we go?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Continue, Yes, when Dave Laney's boyfriend of four years invites
her to dinner and asks or to participate in a threesome.
She loses her cool as she was expecting a proposal.
So we are we could talk about this relationship at
any point. Did you feel like this was a real
relationship or there was any sort of connection between these

(04:15):
two characters comedically or like relationship wise.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
It doesn't even seem like Amy Schumer and Damon Waynes,
you and you're are friends in real life, Like, it
doesn't even seem like they like each other, like on set.
It was so bizarre.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, it's I think the biggest disappointment about this film
for me was that it is filled with very genuinely
funny comedians. Yes that I love and think are very talented,
but man, it feels like it's just wasted.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
It.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's Damon Wayne's junior who's very funny, like pulling, you know,
and he has one moment at the end where that
makes me really laugh when he starts crying, like and
I think he's very funny, but I'm like, but he's
such a blip that I don't care about, Like, and
he's in her flash and then that's it, And then
he's gone, and it's like and Will Forte, I love,
I love Will Forte, but like, man, was he just

(05:14):
I think just in a lot of ways, just miscast
or something. And the dialogue isn't good. But I just
I was so disappointed by so many so talented people,
and just like a really rough first draft a song.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I don't know, it did feel like a first draft
because these two not only did it not feel like
they were a couple, they felt like there were two
characters and two separate movies. Yeah, Davis Schumber, she was
a normal person, you know, she was in living in
this world. DamID Wayne's junior is like in a He's

(05:47):
in a different gross out romantic comedy from like two
thousand and nine. Yeah, this is like a character that
they've like probably had in their back pocket and they're like, oh,
a guy who you think it's gonna be a proposal,
but it's a three. It's like, oh my god. And
already by this point, at this dinner scene, I've already
noticed how horrible the editing is in this film. The

(06:09):
editing is so bad, it's like jarring. They either stay
too long on some shots or they barely stay on
other shots. We get repeat shots for establishing shots of
like when we were at dinner, they only had one
establishing like dinner scene shot, and it was always the
same crane shot.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
And it was it was to your point the editing.
It would be this sweeping crane shot and then just
suddenly cut and you're like, wow, that was so what
was that?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Like?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, in the restaurant they were in was insane, Like
at least show us more of this crazy restaurant.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah. Well, because also we forgot to say it didn't
say into here, but New York's a character.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh yeah, of course you know maybe of course, so
good and not be little break.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Your woman in the city. Come on, that's what we're going.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh I can't wait to see here get on the
train and get stabbed. All right. So and so she
makes a big scene at dinner by eating the cake. Like,
first of all, she expects the wedding ring to be
in the cake that comes at the end, and she

(07:15):
like just digs directly into it. There's no wedding ring.
She loses her shit. He proposes the idea of a
threesome and the girl is just there, apparently waiting for
them to finish dinner.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh my god? So that happens. And then in her
class the next day, she burns her student's books and
sets off the fire alarm. Let's have notes about this scene.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I think she drops a couple of f bombs too,
or doesn't She curses? Definitely, for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
This is the worst school school on Earth right, Oh
the one that she works at. The guidance counselor is
vaping constantly.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, and it's also a low budget Rebel Wilson.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It really is, although I found the guidance councer funny
at times.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
At times, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think they're again, Like there are moments where I
was like, Okay, that's genuinely funny and well delivered.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
She's almost like Rebel Wilson combined with Melissa McCarthy's character
in Bridesmaid. Yeah mm hmm, mash him together. And that's
truly this Australian.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, I don't know if she's Australian or if she
she might be New Zealand, she might be a Kiwi.
I'm not exactly sure. I was.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I was debating too, but I think I settled on Australia.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You could start she had an All Blacks poster. Oh
maybe I'm wrong, okay, and that's uh, that's not what
is that is that Australian football man. There's gonna be
so many mad I know.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
And I think the All Blacks in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, I think so. Well whatever, she's from the Southern
Hemisphere with great uh which when she said when she's
vaping and that she's uh, she she goes, uh, should
you be vapor and she's like, it's just pot She's funny.
Just so much of the movie has to rely on

(09:07):
her for the jokes. You know, she's way too much.
This is a character we should have seen four times,
you know.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
And I'm not a huge Amy Schumer fan, so maybe
maybe maybe the Schumer heads in here can enlighten me
a little bit.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
But yeah, all twelve shoes, shoes, the shums, schum Shums,
Shum's crew, Schumer's.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh that's a good word, schumergs sheberts.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Let us know in the comments.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll figure this out. Let's brainstorm.
Let's get together next Thursday. Let's figure out what we
got for the fans.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
After you guys are done having your weekly meeting of
like how small her mouth is, Like what you guys
talk about, how small Amy Schumer's.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
You won't have to adjust the poster on this one,
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
At one point, I don't know if you guys are
gonna be able to No one's gonna be able to
see this at all. But at one point I just
drew Amy got the small at nose and mouth that
I got.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, it's the exact opposite of my face. It comes
in mind goes out.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You know what I'm saying, You use, you use the
whole canvas. Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Didn't notice it, but now that you're saying, and like,
really tiny.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
It's one of the reasons why she can't be a
good actor emote. Yeah, I've ever seen it.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Well, I was gonna say, is this a typical humor performance,
shoe formance? What is this like? Because to me, it's
very overacting. It's very really I found it a little
too much. Yeah, other things that she's done. I thought
it was more Shooner shuttle shuttle, Schumer shuttle, shoot tell

(11:06):
Schumer shuttle. It was a little more subtle than I
even though it was still over the top, like she
kind of reined it in for like the emotional scenes
because she wrote it too right, Oh she did.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I think she thought, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Her and another woman, where like the co.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Co writers, Oh oh, really didn't do your research on this.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I didn't. I didn't. I've got a baby.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Well to that point, I feel like this was just
like a nugget of an idea maybe for a sketch
show that should not have been made into a movie.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, or an episode of a sitcom like this. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean this has the liars reveal in it, which
we'll get to. Which is I think I've talked about
in this podcast one of my least favorite things. And yeah,
form of writing, like I have this lie. Oh no,
the lie's gotten too big. I'm gonna hold onto this lie.
Oh no, everyone knows about my lie? Oh wait, nobody

(12:03):
cares after like a day. Yeah, And that was the
whole I was like.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Oh, yeah, it's lazy.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, well forte unprompted comes back and just like I
forgive you. It's so always so cliche, because you know,
you always have to big the build the big moment
up and so it's like in a big public so
you always see it coming. It's just like I don't
know how much I like this format.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Nobody likes it. Nobody enjoys that part. It's that's the
most annoying part of the movie, you know, And it's
the whole conflict of the film. Like there's plenty of
other conflict that you could have with pregnancy and being
or being alone or wanting to be pregnant and not
having a partner and then maybe deciding what you're going
to do. I don't know. It doesn't explore any kind
of cool ideas. It explores the basic, vapid level nonsense.

(12:45):
I mean, it's a fucking happy medisine movie. I don't
know what I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It feel like at times it's trying to be like
an up An Appatow comedy, but it.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Just lacks any sort of like punchyp I.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Don't know, or just yeah, I don't know. It's just
it's not in lands as a good filmmaker. Tyler Spindle
isn't habitalis no no.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
So after she burns these books at the school, sets
a fire, everybody leaves. She's not fired. Everything's fun because
this is a great school. Kate tells her. Kate tells
Laney about her pregnancy when they meet up for lunch
the next day. So now everything's piling on. Oh my god,
I've lost my boyfriend of four years and now my
best friend who my entire life, all I've been thinking

(13:28):
about is having a child. She's having a kid and
not me. And I am a horrible character in this movie.
I'm a horrible person, and I'm not happy for her,
and I'm angry, and everything's about me. And I can
kind of see why everything's about her in this movie,
because even when she goes to a gender reveal party,
one of the dumbest things in the world, the whole

(13:50):
thing gets made about her. You know, we'll talk about that. Yeah,
it's weird when we get to that, I'm jumping ahead.
The next day, at school hasn't been fired, Laney learns
that another teacher surely is also pregnant. I mean, everybody's pregnant, everybody. Yeah,
uh oh, so they don't even talk about so this

(14:11):
is surely this teacher is played by somebody who's a
teacher and also a live streamer.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yes, wait, she's actually a live streamer. Yeah in real life. No, no,
I was like, whoa if they cast like a TikTok person,
that would be crazy. Yeah, I'm the let's live stream this.
Oh it's going viral? Is so fucking tired, Like, no,

(14:43):
it's not going viral. No one's watching your live like no, No,
No one's watching the lives of a twenty five year
old New York City teacher at their house in New
Jersey having a gen no like no.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Especially because she's like, oh, you know what, instead of
it being about me and the gender reveal, I wanted
to be about this other random teacher, right, smallest face
and the roundest head you've ever seen. I'll try to
get her in the vertical frame, but I don't think
it's possible.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's the whole thing is just Yeah, that jexapposition doesn't
make any sense to me. I'm selfish and I want
all the intention on me, but not in like big
moments when it would really be me. Like, I just
don't understand. It's it's confusing. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
I kept thinking, like, because then you have to force
Amy Schumer into like hitting the pinanta and all that shit,
And I'm like, why why would you ever force her

(15:37):
to do that?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I don't understand, right, Yeah, It's like I don't know
what rules were supposed to be following in this reality,
Like is this our reality? Is this a separate reality?
Because nothing makes sense in this movie.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
The only rules are that you better protect that belly.
That's the only rules.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Those get violated fast.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh man, you never know when a four year old
but a knife's gonna come through the room.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I mean, like, well, we'll get to that belly. You
know we've already gotten past. It didn't mention in the
plot synopsis. I don't know why, but when Amy Schumer
is trying to put away her pullout couch, uh, it's
one of those that is super spring loaded and sends
you flying into the ceiling like this movie. Every now
and then it's like, hey, you got to stay awake, idiot,

(16:34):
and somebody has to fall down or fly through the
air or get stabbed in the stomach.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, or it's like is this a cartoon? Is this real?
I don't know, I don't know where we are. I'm scared.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I was immediately, Oh, we're doing these physical bits, like
that's this movie? Like only that feels weird, but okay.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I laughed when we first got on this recording because
I only have like three main notes before I before
I did, like just the beats of the movie and
my notes are literally this is scary daughter and wife
Australian woman.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Great notes. Great. You know, some sometime in the future,
you know, archaeologists are gonna be coming through our e
cloud looking at notes, and they're gonna they're gonna have
to be like, what the fuck does this even mean?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Major just to study the hieroglyphics of Australian woman.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Australian woman, what does it mean?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Okay, So after she finds out Surly is pregnant, Lady
and Kate go to a maternity clothing store where she
puts on a fake pregnancy belly and.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Here we go take a ride.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
You know, you know, every superhero has a good story
about you know, the suit, their weapon, like you know
Captain America and his shields, you know iron Man and
his Iron Man suit. In this movie and kind of pregnant,
Amy Schumer finds her pregnancy belly just laying around inside

(18:19):
a maternity clothe that what the fuck is the point
of what the hell is happening? Is this an elf class?
Why is that laying out?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
It's really really bizarre, and it just gets more bizarre
and scary. Yeah, like the more she wears it.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
She wears it for two seconds outside. And let's be honest,
you if you saw her walking down the street with
that tiny little bump, you would not be like everybody
on the street.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
A lot of people made assumptions. I'm just gonna slay that, like,
there's a lot of brave people in this movie, because
I would not have been like. I would not I
would not have said anything unless they said something like, well, lobbray,
people in here not very baby.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Caleb George, you don't know that New Yorker's famously nice people, Yes, famously.
As you're walking down the street, we'll give you compliments.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yes, her sweetest bunch of little sweeties.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, they always get out of the way for pregnant women.
I've seen every time I'm in New York, all those
all those street rats are always like, get out of
the way, here's my keep and enjoy. Oh yeah, New
York's full of them.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
They really captured New York again. A character character, an
important character. So she's very happy with the people in
the street wishing her well and treating her with respect.
She dons the fake belly and visits a parental yoga
class called Mama Stay, where she befriends Meghan, another pregnant woman. Now,
what we didn't say is that on the way to

(19:55):
this class, she took the subway, and on that subway,
sitting across from her was Adam Sandler's.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Second youngest, Yes, Sadie Sandlers Sandler, which was not expecting.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
She's playing a teenager with her mom. And then she
sees Amy Schumer's like, it's apparently the first pregnant woman
she's ever seen in her life.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
First pregnant woman she's ever seen her whole life. And she's, yeah, skin,
it is glowing? What what reality are we living in?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Where are we seventeens?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
How do you not know?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
He's also the best it's ever gonna look, You're seventeen.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
All comes out, looks at her and goes her skin
is glowing.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
No, No, your skin is glowing because you're seventeen. I
don't have a single wrinkle.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Look at her, and I say, I want to see
you try to eat a hot dog. I don't think
it's possible, Amy Schumer. I don't think you could open
up your mouth large enough. I don't think it's possible.
I think you feed on Karen.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I assume she eats everything through a straw. That's right, I.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Assume did God damn it. I don't even mouth.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
This is close to mac and me mouth.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
No one. She does look like me.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
She looks like.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
The fucking movie Buzzler's right here. I'm sorry, I just
have to keep seeing her face, okay, okay. So then
on the parental yoga classes taught, uh MAM's day is
taught by Adam Sandler's wife, of course, of course, another
movie in which she cannot fucking act to save her
goddamn life.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
But she she was an actress.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
She's a model model.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
The set of Mister Deets Big Daddy.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
She was one of the Hooters girls. I believe.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
I leave it to the sand their historian, of course.
But so she was an actress, she's a model.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
She's a model who was acting. It was like, yeah,
she was a Hooters girl.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Okay, Hooters. They're obsessive Hooters in that movie.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
God damn uh oh. And this is so Megan. She
becomes instant friends just sitting next to this one girl
also at this classes. Breathe in through the nose, out through.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
The butthole yoga. Yeah, this is yoga farts. This is
is this user name yoga farts.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
That's there's I have to say, there's something going on
in the zeitgeist with like pregnant women fart jokes because
and just like that had like a whole storyline around
a pregnant woman. I was just like like just doing

(23:01):
a stream of farts like in a air salon. And
then I watched this and I was like, oh my god,
like what what's happening? What's happening here? Yeah, you're how
are we grabbing onto this? You're out anxiety?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Your algorithm is just if you just have pregnant women
farts in there now.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Yeah, it's like a thing I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
As somebody who's been around a pregnant woman, I will
tell you that is a real thing. That's a real thing.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's like, why are we obsessing about this? I don't
know why are we calling I don't know there's a
lot to call out, and I don't know the breathing
through your anus just it it's pretty low on the
tote pole.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I mean, she's she had a kid and all that stuff.
I assume this is like the other thing I was
was watching this movie. I was like, I'm not sure
who this is for it. I don't think it's for me,
but it maybe for pregnant women, And I think this
is very funny, Like maybe that's.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
What it is, Like who it's for though, Yeah, if
I just went through it and it doesn't really hit
on any of the points. There's one point coming up
here where Amy Schumer is hanging out with her new
friend Megan and they kind of get into the realness
of things where she talks about like the postpartum like
the emotions that you go through. But they only barely

(24:25):
grazed them that, like somebody read a Wikipedia like article, yeah,
and then like touched on it and went through. Because
like if you've actually gone through a pregnancy, I don't
know what you're getting out of this fucking movie because
it doesn't say anything that anybody doesn't already know or
in half the time, it's just doesn't have anything to
say about that stuff, you know, Like I don't know

(24:46):
how it's interesting, and I don't.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I totally agree. I don't know who this is for,
because like even if you haven't experienced a pregnancy, especially
as a woman, you have friends and family that have
and the stomach violence.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
The stomach violence before.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, like it's it's like sickening.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
So Amy Schumer falls directly on her like from a
feet up in the air, like five foot fall on
her stomach felt yeah, so many times. It felt intentional
every time, Yes, And I know she's like the whole
joke is, oh, everybody thinks she's pregnant, but she's not.

(25:34):
So when she gets stabbed in the stomach and lustily
doesn't your normal stomach. Yeah, it's supposed to be a joke,
but like it's really like, I don't know, you know,
it's not funny a pregnant woman falling downstairs.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
It's not funny.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Hilarious, Yes, hilarious because I get caught between like the
you know, in between floors, because I take up the
whole floor.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, I think that I don't again understand the humor,
and I'm like, I don't and I guess. Amy Shumer
has always kind of been known for like being like
patty mouth comedian for a girl and all that stuff,
and it's like, well that doesn't really like I don't know,
I've I've hung out with female comedians that are like
way dirtier than like anything she could possibly say. And

(26:30):
so it's just like I don't know that that hits
for me, And I don't know that it's like I
don't know who it's four. I just don't know who
it's four. It feels a little nudge nudge and we
quink and like it sucks to be pregnant, like you know,
type of like to some people. But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I just don't know how I'm supposed to feel about it.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah, yeah, agreed.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I don't know how to root for a character whose
sense a child has only just wanted to have a baby. Yeah,
like that's your number one thing that you've always thought about.
That's a pretty shallow, narrow thing, Like, I don't know,
it's not an interesting thing.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
And you get the sense that she's she's enjoys being
a teacher, but not enough that it's like her passion
in life, you know, Like so like I think I
understand that they're making a teacher because again she deals
with kids and all that, but it's so again surface level,
because you never see her actually have like a genuinely
great moment as a teacher. It's all just like her
lighting shit on fire and like saying inappropriate things to

(27:32):
the kids, Like she's a bad teacher. She's not a
good teacher, so it's awful. Yeah, so it's like, okay,
so she's also not a good teacher, So what is it?
What does she want in life just to have a kid?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Is that all?

Speaker 7 (27:43):
Really?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
And it's like if she also, like in real life,
kind of purports to be like a feminist and like
a very independent woman, And it's like, if that's true,
why are you pushing this narrative like that this is
a horrible thing to just put out into the world
for people to latch onto, Like it's not a good

(28:06):
ideal to strive to. Oh, I only have worth if
I have a child and a husband, Like.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
No, no, what are we?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 9 (28:17):
Sure are we?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
What reality are we in?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Again? I don't understand it?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
And again, I like, if if it were that and
she's a really good teacher and you could see her
being a really good mom because she's such a passionate,
wonderful teacher, I would buy it. But I'm also kind
of like I'm not sure she needs a kid.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm not sure that she doesn't need, she shouldn't have
a child.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
She's bad. She jumps and lands on her stomach. Then
as a husband, when she's pregnant, I'm gonna be like,
I gotta put a leash on you. I don't know
what to do with you.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I gotta be oh man, put her in a wheelchair,
because you cannot trust this woman walking around. She falls
on her stomach constantly.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Not just it's sit a way she'd awareness. That's that's
what I'm worried about.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Like, come on, there's so there's a lot of meat
on this bone in this movie. There's all kinds of
awesome things that you can do, and you guys are
making great points. Why not have her actually be a
good teacher and have her connect with her students, and
then you even have it her realize, like, you know what,
I don't even need a kid. I'm already touching all
these kids. That's a horrible way to say that.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Take it out of context, put it online and take
it out of context.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
But like, have her be awesome with her students. She
almost kills all her students in a horrible fire. I
don't want this woman to have a baby. She's mean
to her best friend who is pregnant. She is, she's
not a good partner, she doesn't even know, like, she
has no connection with her boyfriend of four years. Really,

(29:47):
she's an awful human being, an awful character. But they
don't really like in typical Happy medicine form because she's
our main character. For some reason, we're still supposed to
like her, right, don't like her because all I could
think about it is like, what's this woman eat?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Just?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Probably just spaghetti, one spaghetti strand at a time, not meatballs.
I guarantee you she can't fit a meatball in her mouth.
It's so small, so small, so small. When wide mouth
cans came out, I bet Amy Schummer is so mad,
spilled all over. You know, God, you know how you

(30:24):
defeat Amy Schumer? Paper straw? You know?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
How does she eat the steak freeze at.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
The oh Man, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I think she just ate the asparagus.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Well, he is, We never saw it, so I don't
know that it didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
It probably had to get cut into like tiny little
kid fights.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a question for you. Yeah,
I gotta eat the kid that is that stabs her
in the stomach. The little child, right, do you mista eat?
Because it was adorable, little kid, adorable, adorable, best actor
in the whole thing, that.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Great kid actor. Yes, a great job. He had no
idea where he was.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Do we think that's Amy Schumer's real kid?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Oh? Is he older?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You looked up?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Because how old would he be? I like, I don't
know when she had a kid, but I feel like
it was a couple of years ago. I feel like
it was around COVID, so.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
It might have been right before. Really, so that kid
was great.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
But he was so cute and adorable and so comfortable
that I was like, I wonder if this is her kid.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Would his last name be Schumer?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Uh? No, I think it's her husband's last name. But
she famously had to rename her kid because she she
his name is Jean, and she kept the name Jean,
but she originally his middle name was Attel, after David Tel.
But like, if you put it together, that name is

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genital Gina Tel.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
You mean one of them?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
This is real?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Put that in the movie.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
What are these?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So many awesome things?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
And I think my favorite part about all of this
is like, by accident, she made a great joke, like,
what are the best jokes of all time? By accident?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Right, It's like, well, it's also like if you were,
if you were actually a comedian, you would keep that
you came out in your son's name. But she did
change it. She changed it to something else.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
This kid's name is Duke McCleod, which is oh wow,
that's a great name.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
She should have named him Duke Wow.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Duke McCleod. Oh my god. I'll show you guys, people
at Google. Uh google this kid Duke McLeod.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Oh my god, that's somebody who threw for two thousand
yards in high school.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Man, that is awesome.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
I know.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Duke McLeod. Yeah, althought, Let's show you guys look at
this kid. Dude, this kid was horrible.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
What is is this his debut? He's an angel, an angel?
He was funny too, he.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Was I think he was. He's just in a TV
mini series after this. Yeah, this is his debut. W
Well I was wrong. I took. I took.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yes, I thought I thought the chemistry was there. I mean,
that's just him dominating the scene.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
That's all that is. Let's go back to the plot
of this thing. Uh So, Megan is the name of
the woman that she meets at the Pregnant yoga, and
Megan invites Laney to her home for dinner, where she
meets her brother Josh, who she met at the coffee
shop earlier, and her husband Steve.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
So Yes, they had a nice meet cute at the
coffee shop.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
That was great.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
And I said, my first note when he shows up
is Will Forte. What are you doing here, buddy? Yeah,
but I was excited. I was really excited to see him.
And I'm like, and I really enjoyed his acting. I
enjoy like how earnest he feels. I feel like there
was actually maybe a little bit of chemistry between these two.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yes, little, yeah, a little sexual.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah. I just I love me some.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I love off the reels Forte, Like it just is this,
this subdued Forte is just not going to do it
for me. I went to straight cut heroin Forte.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
You know the stuff with the good ship.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
You need you need a groom groomer maybe like I
need like I need. I think you should leave sketch
Will Forte. I need full Forte.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, this is maybe maybe he'll have a white claw later. Forte.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, man, I need the good ship with Forte Man.
I can't do the subdued stuff. I can't do the
sticks in my weed drug of Forte Man. I need
the good ship.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Her belly accidentally, oh, we forgot about this. Her belly
accidentally catches fire yep, and while patching it up, she
talks to Megan for a while, who thanks Laney for
giving her strength. So Laney continues faking her pregnancy. So
this is the you know, the point in the Liars
reveal where she's about to reveal, you know, to her

(35:19):
that this is a fake pregnancy, which she probably should
and which she could, and everything would be fine, and
she doesn't, and she holds onto it and then it
happens later and everything's fine. Yeah, but like it's it's
like you could feel it coming. This is such a
pain by numbers movie.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yes, well it's like there's the chance and then well,
we need another half hour of this movie.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
So Laney's co worker Fallon, is that.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Right, Oh that's Australian.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, oh yeah, Jimmy. Fallon is aware of her faking
her pregnancy and tells her to stop, but Lanye does
not listen. At a children's store, Megan's son sees Laney
and Kate and observes the lack of a baby Belly's
that's Connor. Stephen Meghan are also there, but Laney hides

(36:10):
so they cannot see her reading this out loud.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Yeah, it is really really something.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
This movie is just and then they go here, and
then they go here, and then they go back to
the school, and then they go over to the house,
and then they go back to the school. And then.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
In this world there's fifteen people living in New York.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yes, and put it a character if you have so
sixteen people, you know, because New York.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
City is Yeah, there's the random family that keeps.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Okay, that's funny. Well, we got to get to this.
We'll get to that. We'll get okay. So anyway, that
was a really dumb scene. Again, there's a lot of
scenes where it's like, oh my god, they're going to
find out that she's not pregnant and.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
She has to shove something up her so many times
she shoves so much stuff up her skirt.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, well, I think that the best is at the
end when she does the turkey. But is there anything
else besides the turkey? The balloon? Oh yeah, balloon. It's
just random bullshit. It's like, not even the turkey is
the only funny thing. Uh. Later, Josh calls Laney for
a date on an ice skating rink. That's right because

(37:26):
he drives zamboni and.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Chable and likable because samboni is a fun word.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Also, isn't it what Billy Madison?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, there's another one, right.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Happy, you're the sampone driver.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Wow, sailor loves zamboni.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, and he sings, he mouths the song. It's a
funny moment.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's a very yeah, it's a great.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
It's a great moment. And they just live off that anyway.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
At ice skating rink and then on a city cruise
yacht for dinner and a dance, they bump into Dave,
her ex boyfriend, who believes her when she says that
she got pregnant during a thanks Giving Black Friday sale.
Oh and then another great thing about the liar's reveal
that always happens is the liar is clearly telling a

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lie very slowly and thinking out loud and is almost
saying like yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, yeah, like John Lovett's.
And she's like, oh, I got pregnant on Thanksgiving and
he's like, I was with you all Thanksgiving. I snuck
out for a Black Friday sale. You got pregnant at
a Black Friday? Said, yeah, I got pregnant in the

(38:43):
bathroom at the Black Friday sale. Okay, I believe you.
That makes sense. What in the fuck?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We are all scientists?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Best joke, we're all scientists. She runs into him with
a really attractive girl and she gets mad, and a
harem of women I think is what who all of
the same? She like, you all can't be scientists or something,
and then they all.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
She's like, what do you do? She like names something
like horrorsh And the woman's like, I'm a scientist. She's like, yeah, whatever,
that's not even a real job. And then the rest
of them are like, we are all scientists.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That is funny. That's like the threesome bits after the
breakup are funny, Like, that's funny when she calls her
ex boyfriend and it's a guy and another guy and
another girl who are also on the voicemail already, Yeahsa,
that's kind of you know, that's funny. I'm enjoying that part.
How it got there.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
There are some very There are some moments where I
genuinely laughed out loud.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah. Yeah, and where scientists is one of them?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Alex Moffett really made me laugh at points.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Oh yes, I do have a quote from him. I
guess my scroute gravy is premium Gasolina. I was like,
I gotta righte that.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
That is a good He's having fun. He is very good.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I think gravy.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I think at one point during the party too, like
he starts to reveal it and he just does the
worm for someone. Yes, he's got the backwards upside down,
the sunglasses, he's got spiky hair. He's so, he's genuine.
He made me laugh consistently throughout this film. I would
follow his character. Let's follow his character truly? What kind

(40:43):
of pregnant about him? His wife's pregnant too? Why can't
we just see the story right her and her lives lives?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Okay. Megan visits Laney at her school, inviting her to
join her at a therapeutic class for pregnant will Man.
Laney grabs a helium balloon beneath her dress in lieu
of a fake belly to make it appear that she
is pregnant.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Fellon also shows up at the class pretending to be pregnant. Okay, yeah,
this is the.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
They call it situational comedy, is that.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah, this scene was maybe one of the worst in
the movie.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
There's too many, too many teaching scenes and too many
dinner or lunch. Yeah, you know, it's just let's go here,
let's go here, let's go here. Really, no real reason.
It's just kind of people kind of show up and
they're like, hey, hey, I know you're a teacher, but
I'm just kind of popping over to, you know, see
if you could leave these kids behind, maybe set another

(41:49):
fire to distract people, maybe come to another class at
two in the afternoon. Like I don't get it. Yeah did.
When visiting Megan to babysit her son, Laney kisses Josh.
They go into the garage that's his bedroom, and before
they have sex, she insists Josh keep an eye mask

(42:11):
on and she keeps her shirt on to keep her
fake pregnancy from being discovered. Also, he has to wear
oven mits and he's tied to the beds. I I
don't think he's tied to the bed. I think he's
just sitting there. They have sex in the cowgirl position.
This one's This scene is pretty funny, like when she

(42:32):
she's trying to figure out how to sit on his face. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
I genuinely enjoyed the scene. It just it went on
a little too long, and I wish they would have
just edited it a little bit more. You could have
jump cut a little bit more. It would have increased
the pace, giving a little more humor to it. But
they just kind of sit in it for a while.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yep, And it is funny.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
But like if you just jump cut a few of
those shots, this scene kind of moves a little faster,
and then we get to the reveal of the you know,
the garage door going up, and it's like that's that
is a well paced comedy where it's like get the
joke in, get a couple of bits in, and let's
move on to the next section. Like this could have
been a ninety five minute, or this could have been
a ninety minute, or could have been eighty five. We
could cut this down a good thirty five minutes, you

(43:12):
know what I'm saying, So you can get this thing
down to ton I'm saying this is I'm saying, this
is a YouTube short, That's what I'm saying. Yes, and
I agree with you because like.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
The one, the joke of her hitting the garage door
opener and the garage door opening and there being a
family out there who just happens to be walking by
and seeing it is very funny. But it did feel
weird in the pacing because like if they would have
done faster cuts in the edit to make it feel
more frantic, yeah, bututoney pressing would have felt more like

(43:43):
out of control. Instead, everything was pretty in control. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden it got out of
control in its in a second and it didn't. It
just doesn't have a good feeling this movie because the
editing's so bad.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yeah, it was such a weirdly paced sex scene.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yes, even if it is, it's like funny, like I'm like, oh,
I love this idea. She doesn't know how to get
on there, but like they ruin it. Seeing in the
awkwardness of it is kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
But again, it's another thing where I'm like, if this
was supposed to be like an Apatow moment that's like
really played slow and real, like we didn't really get that.
So but because and then the movie just littered with
just like kind of cheap jokes, so you expect it
to be edited differently. It's it's just as constantly living
in this no man's sland where I'm like, I don't
know what you want to be. I don't know what

(44:31):
you this film?

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Is it it to be an ubroorious comedy about pregnancy
or is it this deep dive truth into what we
value in life and what we want? And like, I
don't know, I don't fucking know.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
It's also like if this this movie is so hard
because it's like if if this is based in reality,
this person is deeply mentally yes, sincereous, and that's scary.
It's not funny, it's scary.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
That's why you can't root for her to get a child.
You're like, no, keep children away from this woman.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
When anything bad happens, she just belly flops. That's not
an option for.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
You, right.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
You?

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
And I do think about our or the Reddit guys,
like it's not supposed to have an Emmy. I know
this film's not supposed to have an Emmy.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
But it's like, no, he didn't, yea is at least
close Grammys farther.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I know this is not supposed to have a Grammy,
it's not supposed to crack the top one hundred. But
it's also like, we can only suspend our disbelief so
far given the rules that you're setting up in this world.
So like they haven't started up enough forpos to be funny.
It's just it's just scary, it's terrifying, it's awful.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Uh, we are almost at the end.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, they are. When visiting Megan to babysitter son, Well, okay,
we already got this. Lady Kisses garage discovered have sex
a cowgirl position.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
She learneous because she doesn't. Now she feels super guilty
because he's like I finally like found the person I
can trust, and it's.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Like fuck after Josh admits he feels he could finally
trust her, you know, in a way of like you
know what, wow, you know, in that afterglow of sex.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Because they also don't go into it too much, but
he just got out of a big breakup.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
That's why he's living in the in the garage, right,
so he but they don't go too much into it,
but he's probably heartbroken in a difficult place as well,
so for him to jump back in in love with
someone you know, this is the way to the movie.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah, but Laney's the center of the universe, so his
shit doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
His fealings are not important obviously.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I mean he sees her and he's like, oh man,
I can't let this one get away. She's a crazy
school teacher who's pregnant, who had a one night stand
in the bathroom at a Walmart? Was it on Black Friday?
Can't let this She's a catch best girl in New
York City right here.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
It's true. If he believed her, then he had to
be like, so you cheated on your last partner in
a Walmart in Costco and he's beyond cool now yeah,
And now he's like, well, that won't affect my recent
trauma of a break right right, Like, that doesn't affect
my trust issues at all.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I have a Sam's Club card, so I'm gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
And I think when you're with me, we're going to
be Sam's Club people. Okay. I think you're wasting money
going to Costco because I know you can't eat that pizza.
No way it fits in that hole. There's no way.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
But imagine the deal on bulk straws that these deals.
They get on bulk straws.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I'll be feed you baby cranberries through that straw.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
You could nothing when nothing liquid goes through the straw,
just small things.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Her favorite candy's nerds, the only one you can get
in there.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
She's not even drinking liquid, she just she just eats.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
It in order to get it in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Uh, maybe she's just a human lemon. I don't know.
After Josh admits he could really trust her, he believes
they could make it together with the baby, she leaves abruptly,
saying she cannot continue with him again. So like another
fucking this guy, he's gone through really bad relationship. He finally,

(48:57):
you know, has sex with a woman.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Looks to your infidelity by the way, yes you can
you not allowing him to see or touch.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
You during He's so cool with that.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, he's so cool about that, and perfectly fine. Was
cutting out the father of the child as well, right, yeah, no,
none of that. Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Wow. Also, when he's at his most vulnerable, she has
exposed to him to a family in the neighborhood. You know,
he was naked, and he's cool with that. He's like,
all right, whatever, and then she just leaves just leaves him,
so he has to try to sleep, being like, oh,
what did I do wrong? What did I do? Should
I have not touched her with my penis? Or something like?

(49:42):
What else should I have done?

Speaker 6 (49:43):
I'm now just laughing thinking about someone having sex, no touching,
just a direction.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
And her just flopping down. It like an absolutely unhinged
way to have sex.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, you just you imagined it. I saw it. I
witnessed it.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Yeah, but like she still kind of like hops off.
I don't know, I imagine her just like lowering, lowering
from the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
You could be in will Forte's mind because in his mind,
she's had sex in a in a Costco bathroom, you know,
So he's like, oh, how comes she can have sex
in a Costco bathroom with some random stranger?

Speaker 9 (50:25):
But when it comes with me, she has to be
all these rules and regulation because she's worried about she
wasn't pregnant when she was in the car. I guess
she wasn't pregnant when she was in the Cockgo all right?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Got me on that one. Laney confides to Fallen about
getting rid of her non existent baby and is overheard
by Shirley that young livestreamer teacher who tells Kate that's
uh Landy's friend about it at Kate's joint baby shower. Again,
So there's another thing. Huh. Her best friend Kate is

(50:59):
now having joined everything with this annoying teacher, even though
they have nothing in common and.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
They're barely friends, they really are.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Why would you? Why would her? Why would Kate's character
want to do this? Why would she see this annoying
like the worst version of a streamer and be like,
I want to go hang out with this person and
I want to Like, it doesn't make any sense besides
just to make Laney upset, right, given the.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Little we know about all these characters, it makes no sense.
But wait, we have to go back to the one
scene that actually made me laugh. The butterfly gardens.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Great. Also, there's two fucking scenes and a fucking uh
not a butterfly garden, but just a what are they called,
like a planet? Yeah, yeah, it's just called it's a

(52:02):
greenhouse or something like that. I forgot. I thought it
was called something else. We have one right outside the city.
If it's yeah, is that what the botanical gardens? I forgot? Exactly,
it's it's awesome, you've never been there. So yeah, so
they have seen at a butterfly sanctuary or something in
which the butterflies are.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Only attacking, only landing on Fallon and the Australian and
she hates it. But Fallin is not the star of
this scene. The star is the random docent who was
telling her to shut up. And I was like, I
will fuck you.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeah, because no more to give.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
And I hear that woman has absolutely been in dealing
with butterflies and dealing with the school you know, school
groups and all that ship. She doesn't take ship from.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
No. I love when she's like, butterflies attack.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Let's follow that character. She sleeps in there with the
butterflies and like talks to them.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
You know, I want to see it in her life
for butterfly Samantha.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Was it a good day to day? Butterfly Samantha, you
hated that a New Zealand woman, didn't you? My beauties, Yes,
don't worry, I won't touch your wings, Lady confinds and
filing about okay, Landy places a roast chicken up her
dress to keep the fake pregnancy because at this joint

(53:35):
baby shower, Megan, her husband and Josh arrive because of
Shirley's invitation. So this is another liar's reveal thing. It's
like the bad guy in the lot finds out your
lie and then sets up a confrontation at at at
the big like reveal or whatever. This always fucking happens.

(53:55):
Kate and Meghan both reconcile with Oh missus part Laney
places his rest chicken up or just to keep the
fake pregnancy, but when confronted about it, drops the chicken
and tells everyone she's not really pregnant, whereupon the upset
Megan and Josh leave. Kate and Meghan both reconcile with Laney.

(54:18):
She finally tells Josh she loves him and her real name. Oh,
I guess forgot that she was using a fake name.
I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I don't remember that either.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Dave visits Laneye, who first lies to him saying that
he's going to be the father of triplets, and then
watches his relief when she removes the freight fake pregnancy cushion.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Oh this is when uh, oh, I just dropped something.
This is when they have the steak steak freetz.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Okay, so go back, you know, if you haven't seen
this movie. Go watch see see if you actually see
her eating.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I don't know how she eats, you don't chewing, but
you never see her put it in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
You don't know that's true. Check check if she's just
sat on it and then it went up and in.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Yeah, when she finally has the reveal that she was
lying the whole time, will fortest Like, the only real
line we've like, the only pertinent line we've heard was
just like you need help.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah, this is sucked up. Seriously, Wow, we all gave
you outs. You had several outs, you know, especially if
you're trying to have this, if you're trying to start
a new relationship with the guy. Do you think it's
better that you're pregnant with a one night stand baby
that you had in a Costco bathroom or not pregnant?

(55:36):
Probably not, Probably not. So I don't understand like that
that's a good off ramp that she could have just
been like, hey, I just this is a big misunderstanding
blah blah blah. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Yeah, And it's like also if you were just like hey, haha,
like I put on this fake belly because like my
friend is pregnant, and I just like I've been feeling
kind of down. I've always want to be a mom.
I don't have a partner, just like I got in
my head. Sorry, sorry, no movie.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, we're able. You know Megan, you know Megan better
than I do. Is there some sort of way that
I could tell her to this?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
You know?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Blah blah blah, you know, like come on, like it's
last sentence here. Laney goes back to teaching when one
of her students tell her there's a zamboni outside, which
also doesn't make any sense because the kids, like the kids,
tries to get her attention to say that there's a
zamboni outside, and by the time she gets to the window,
the zamboni's like just coming around the corner, like that

(56:33):
kid could not see that. Fucking doesn't make any sense. Uh.
They all go to meet Josh, who can confesses his
love for her, and they write in the zamboni, accidentally
causing extensive property damage on the way from the school.
I did laugh at this part. Kick came on a
left field.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
It It was funny, but it was also again terrifying.
Movie is a horror film. Did you a really slow
boring horror film.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Did you both watch the post credits scene?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Well they die?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Oh good, Well, I kept no.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I watched the credits. I thought there was no there's
a post credits scene. Yeah, that the Eboni goes off
a cliff.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
They die? Are you joking? Watch it?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
It goes off a cliff man, they die. They roll roll.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Famous New York City cliff.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, yeah, and they write it right off a cliff
somewhere around like Madison Square Garden I think, And they
ride it right off the clip. They both die, dude.
It rolls several times on top of them, explodes, and then,
like you know, a kid comes and stabs her in
the belly. Yeah. No, there's no post credits scene. He's searching. Really,

(58:00):
I was was just Google AI post credit scene kind
of pregnant, do they I?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
No, that'll put me on a list. I'll be like,
why are you trying to watch this? And then'll be
the AI uprising. I believe you, because when the movie
was over, there was still like fifteen minutes of credits,
and I was like, this isn't a fucking superhero film
where there's a bunch of like special effects artists and
this piece of shit, like why is it so long?

(58:30):
And I did sit through and I skipped and I
was like, huh, I thought there might have been some
sort of post credits sude, you got me?

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Yeah, now's they viewing the next villain for sort of pregnant?
God damn it, send up a new pregnant universe. So
pregnant Phase two is.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Almost pregnant, almost pregnant, kind of there, kind of there.
I also wrote done so in my notes I down
toys r Us question.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Yeah, I didn't really, Yeah, I thought.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
I thought that was gone.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Yeah, I didn't think they were around either.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
That doesn't make any sense. Oh. And then also Sandler's daughter,
we see her on the train again and she is pregnant.
Do you remember that, Mark, No, when she gets on
the train one time, sitting across from her as the
same mom and daughter, and the daughter's pregnant, they don't
say anything.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Wait, I did not clock that.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
I missed that entirely.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Oh so, yeah, there's so there's a little payoff. There's
nothing said, and it happens so quick that probably could
have missed it if you're taking notes.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Oh my god, I probably want I did.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I probably wanted to miss it. Yeah, I wanted to
miss a lot of this film.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I said, this woman needs therapy and nothing has been solved. Yeah,
why I revealed that's I think we basically talked about everything. Oh,
I said, longest scenes in history. Yeah, the Godfather, wedding
and this sex scene.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
There was also when they're at the when they're first
at the baby shower, Australian comes up with an alpaca
and Amy Schooner is like, what the hell is that?
And Australian is like, it's a cow and she goes,
that's a freaking alpaca. It's like, why did you ask?

(01:00:36):
Why did you ask?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
If you know what it is? That's so late the joke.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
It's a yeah, it's like just it's just lame.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
You don't even need it. She just walks up. She'd
be like, check out the cow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Yes, that's a cowl paka. But then we got the
great and not also overused joke of I jerked off
this male animal again it's milk.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I'm like, yet it's uh screw.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Yeah, gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
You know that joke was funny the first time I
saw it in a far side comic, a one panel
far side comic I think that is to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
To me, it is a kingpin. To me, that's that
that are in kingpin because the Harrelson riding around the
corner being like, who took him a while to get going,
but once we got it and they're just drinking a
pail of milk and you're like it's a boo and
he's like, oh, that moment plays way better. But it's

(01:01:32):
it's the brothers or whatever they're doing, like wack of
do comedies? Right, why is that ship in this if
you're going for this, like meaning touching like moments and
all this stuff, like yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Like if they're gonna go slapstick with the belly violence,
like go make this like a I think you should
leave pregnancy movie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I don't do because I worked.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
I think he's a leave fregnus.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I'd watched that, you know, I love for the movie Friendship.
I enjoyed Friendship a lot. If you have you guys
seen Friendships?

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Watch that yet?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah? Oh it's if you like, yeah, it's it's a
twenty twenty five version of the cable guy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
It really is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
It is exactly what you would think of if you
were like, let's make I think you should leave an
a twenty four film. It's exactly that's it's hard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
You like it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Do you want to laugh? Do you want to feel uncomfortable?
You ordinarily creepy level? You get you get it, you
get it. It's awesome. It's turned up to eleven. Love
that movie. I enjoyed that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Here is my thing with where I just don't understand
tonally where this is at. I wrote down the hardest
line in this whole fucking movie, and it's when what's
her name, Meghan I think, goes to our lady goes
to Meghan and and she's had her kid, and so
she wants to like patch things up, and Amy starts

(01:03:03):
to like make excuses and bring some victimhood shit into it,
and she stops and she goes, I'm not going to
comfort someone who has hurt me. And I'm like, what
a real ass line, and again does not belong in
this movie. Like that's a really great way for somebody
to like shut down, like this isn't about you and

(01:03:23):
like be mature in that moment. But this movie isn't mature,
So I don't it's yoga farts. I don't understand what's
going on because I also, I do want.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
To shout out that actress who played Maggan.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
She's great.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
She was fantastic. She was so natural, Like every time
she was on screen, I was just watching her. I
wasn't even I was like basically ignoring Amy Schumer even
though she's fallen on her belly every twenty seconds. Like
she was great and that was a great line.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Caleb, you're so right, but it contradicts itself too sentences later, Right,
that's the problem. It has a great line like that,
but then literally Amy Schumer then talks, and then when
it goes back to Megan, it's about Amy Schumer once again,
and then she starts giving her advice. It's like, well,
what two seconds ago, you just said that it wasn't

(01:04:14):
about you and you weren't gonna care. I thought we're
gonna get some real I thought she was gonna get
her come up and she never got any come up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
And yeah, yeah, I think even to your point to
jump on your point even further, Like I really thought
Jillian Bell was really lovely in this as well, like
subtle and very funny and not for like the complete
opposite of Amy Schumer. She was not forced, but yet
she had some really great lines, like her and her
relationship with her husband. I thought was very funny too,
because they weren't really overplaying it too much. Like I

(01:04:42):
love Jillian Bell, and I think she's got incredible timing,
but like her subtlety and like truthfulness in this and
almost to a point where you're like, I need more
Jillian Bell. She completely disappears in this film.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Yeah, it's almost like her and the woman who plays
Megan were like in a different movie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Totally totally, And I want them to be friends because
I think they'd be really good friends for each other.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, that's what the movie. It's It's a happy Medison
film through and through in which there are some good performances.
There are some people who are in a completely different
movie than the other people. There's a there's pop music
that's doing heavy lifting for a lot of the movie.
We didn't even talk about that, like this is a throwback.

(01:05:23):
There's so many songs in this. At one point there
was a I wrote down we just got done with
the song, Like one song ends in it. Yes, because
it's so edited so horribly. Once again, that was so jarring.
Oh they can't even do the sound editing correctly, it's
so inept. It just has so many problems, even though

(01:05:46):
there's a lot of great talent behind this movie, and
I could see why we missed it. While probably anybody
who's listening to this is probably just this is the
first time they've heard of this movie too. I like
twelve people have probably seen this fucking movie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
The best, the best ones to do on this podcast,
the ones no one's seen, but yet we still have
to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
We have to stand it's part of the Happy Madison universe.
We have to watch anything that Adam Sandler's fingers touched.
And here's the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Wild part about this, my this is one of the
better Happy Madison movies. Like I have to say that
it's one of the better ones.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I mean Wilderness, I mean it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
There's number one on my list.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I cannot believe.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I gotta look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Do I have a list?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
I have to have a yeah, because we always have
a list.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Oh my god, I don't even know where I put it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Is it IMDb A bit you I got ib IMDb.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
IMVB is probably where we had it. Do you have
your list? I do?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
I can, I can, I can vamp a little bit
if you want.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Or you could. Yeah, where are you gonna put this
on your list of happy Madison movie?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
So I have it sixth okay, which honestly, like is
pretty high because it's a list of twelve right now.
So the House Bunny is above it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Oh yeah, House Bunny's better, way, way better than this,
and then just above Dicky Roberts, former child star.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Like it takes a it takes a really takes a
really hard turn. It takes a really hard turn at
at kind of pregnant because it goes it's a full it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Really just all right on the bell. It's a belly flop, right,
it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Kind of pregnant. Dickie Roberts, former child Star, Father of
the Year, The Shortcut, Joe Dirt Tue, Beautiful Loser, Bucky Larson,
Born to Be a Star, and the Master of Disguise.
Like that's the bottom rung of the list.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Oh, how come Master of Disguises and on my list? Okay,
I have I created this seven years ago? Oh my god,
how long we've been doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Yeah, okay, too long?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
So I don't have Master of Disguis is Master Disguise
is a happy medicine. I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Did we watched it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Wait? Was that maybe part of the SNL? Oh? Is
it sl.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Well it's not an SNL character though, Well, Dana Carvey,
I think we might have done it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
But hold on, let me see if this is a
Happy Madison.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I think at one point you were like, this is
actually one of the first Happy Madisons. Maybe I'm wrong,
you could.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I don't know. Hold on, producers, it doesn't. Adam Sandler
is an executive producer.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
So I think we somehow justified. I think this was
Happy Madison Productions maybe pre like production company, but that
he was a producer on it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Okay, so they I would I would count that. I'd
count that. Okay, So apparently I gotta update my IMDb list. Well,
you can just slap that bad boy right on the bottom.
Master Disguise, I mean, let's see here. Is it better
than Joe Dirt two? Because that's what I have at
the very worst.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Yeah, I got a Bucky Larson in between.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Oh, Bucky Larson's second worst for me. Oh no, there's
Master disguy's third worst number. I hardy have it. I
have Master Disguise is better than Bucky Larson. And Joe
Dirt two, so it is in there. I'm sorry, Okay,
So where'd you put yours? You put yours at six, below.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Its Bunny and above Dickey Roberts.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I'm gonna put this at number eight, so it's going
to be below Father of the Year.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
So you like Father the Year more?

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
I don't know what do you like? Shits or turn?
Like huh huh? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
It really is the scale of how polished is his
fucking turn?

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
You know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
I'm gonna piece of the corn. Did you find truly? Truly?

Speaker 6 (01:10:19):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
You're asking me. I don't remember half of these films out.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
You know, was like he blocked him out?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Really is like when I was there, I was like,
Father the Year? What the fuck happened? I don't know
anything about that movie why?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
But I'll tell you I hated Wrong Missy, So I
think that I didn't hate this one. It's right above
Wrong Missy, below Father of the Year. So my list
from worse to first is Joe der two, Bucky Larson,
Born to Be a Star, The Master of Disguise, The
Short Cut, the only scary medicine production, The Wrong Missy.

(01:11:00):
This film, it's kind of Pregnant, Father of the Year,
House Bunny, Dickie Roberts, former Child Star, The Outlaws, Strange Wilderness,
Grandma's Boy, Joe Dirt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
That's a solid list.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
That's a list of solids. Do you want to read yours?
Do you want to read your turd list?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
My turd list is Number one is Strange Wilderness, because genuinely,
I think it's I think there are some really fucking
funny moments. Grandma's Boy, Joe Dirt, The Outlaws, House Bunny,
kind of Pregnant, Dickie Roberts, former Child Star, Father of
the Year, The Shortcut, Joe Dirt, to Beautiful Loser Bucky
Larson is Born to be a Star, Master of Disguise.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Okay, yeah, this is we're just smearing shit around.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
But this is probably the most diverse I don't know.
And yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
They got some girl turds in here. Now I just
put on a bunch of dude urts, just dancing girls
diarrhea and this toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
There's some long snake ones.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
I was gonna say that our lists are very different,
where I think sometimes they can be similar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
They're similar. We have the similar films at the top
and similar films.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yeah, yeah, I think, but we just disagree a little
bit in the order.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
But we know what the top half is and what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
The bottom half is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
That's it. Because you could I could see some I
could see you convincing me that Strange Wilderness is the
best one. I think that for me. Joe Dirt just
kind of came out at the right time for me,
and it really resonated and it stuck with me. I
remember watching it again and not being as excited as
like i'd be like, oh, okay, I really liked this

(01:12:47):
one a lot more, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Yeah, and Grandma's Boy woul always have a sauce spot
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Exactly, you know. And that came out two thousand and six,
and like the Perfect Humor in two thousand and six,
like high score? Did I did I break it? You know,
like that kund of Humor it was, you know, Ah,
there's there's more films. There's another So we have another film.
I forgot what it even is. I texted the group, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Kevin James Wick or something like James Kevin James, Kevin
James Wick. Uh, guns up, guns up, Caleb George text
of the group, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
It trie Kevin James guns Up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
It looks like a wild one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
It looks like a piece of fucking trash. This one.
It's uh, Kevin James and Christina Ricci. That's the that's
the girl from.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Casper, right, yep, that's how we remember her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
That's it. That's how I'll always remember her, the girl.
So it's it's a sort of also a mister and
missus smith Oma situation.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Yeah, the just the poster for this looks yikes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
It really it really feels like guns Up. Was Kevin
James being like, I could go hard, but he.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Tried that with Here Comes the Booms. Remember that we
tried that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
It looked Becky. Do you remember Becky?

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Becky was his best film.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
I think it is one of his best films.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Yeah, it's only one that's an actual film. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
In this poster, it looks like Kevin James is cosplaying
as Chris Maloney from SVU.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I'm looking at oh my god, uh super.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Hot ripped Chris Maloney.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Yes, in this poster, the shadows are doing some heavy lifting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Yeah, yeah, they really are.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
What does Christina Ricci look so bad in this poster
compared to Kevin j James, What did they do to her?

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
My little Casper baby, my little now and then, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
So we have to watch this piece of fucking garbage.
I don't know when we're gonna watch it. I don't
even know if anybody saw that one either. But you
know what, if we're anything, we're true to the name
of this podcast, we watch everything that we watch every
Kevin James, we watch every Rob Schneider, we watch every
Adam Sandler, every Happy Medicine.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Whether we'd like to or not, anders it the improv
this month.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Where the improv where in Chicago? In Chicago, Like, there's
no way he's in the actual city limits. That guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
I think he's doing the Chica. I think he's doing
the Roosevelt Austorium. I think he's doing the Lyric Opera.
I think that's what I think. That's the venue I
saw he was at. It might have been United Center,
though I don't know, probably sold that it was Soldier Field.
That's what he's got. He's got Beyonce opening for a

(01:16:13):
minute at Soldiers Field.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
If Kevin James somehow was able to get a comedy
show at Wrigley Field, I see that. Would we go?

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Would we go?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Yeah, it'd be so expensive. We want to coach see
Adam Sandler, But every time he comes to like he
is actually at the United Center.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Yes, I did look at those tickets and they are
way too expensive, way too expense.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah, man, I so wanted to do that. Well, I
kind of want to do it just to see if
we are blacklisted.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
You know, No, he doesn't give a shit about that.
It's worth half he's worth half a billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I know he makes too much and he's not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
He doesn't seem like a petty person because he's at
his priority. Straight. Dude's fucking guy's family and his and
his money, his friends, like he does whatever he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yeah, and god, it's just the name of well respected
within the celebrity world.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
M Well, that's it, you guys. Make sure to stay subscribed.
We'll be back with guns up in any new Adam
Sandler content. Also, if you made it this farther, that
means you probably like our podcast. If you haven't, please
leave us a review, a good review, a nice review.
We've had a couple of negative reviews, like recently, mostly
on Spotify, of people looking for Adam Sandler's comedy albums,

(01:17:35):
finding our podcast and then getting upset that our podcast
was in the podcast section. Is not the album? They
leave negative They give us negative reviews. It's very annoying.
So if you can please go on there. You don't
even need to write a real review. If you have
a question that you want to ask, leave us five

(01:17:57):
stars and write a question there and I'll read it
on the podcast, right, or do a do a quote
from the podcast? You know jick Face got a boob job?

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Five started.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I love reviews or opinions where the crux of it
is it wasn't what I thought it was going to be,
so it sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
I wanted something different. Therefore this is not good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Yeah, my favorite are why are these people just hating
on things? And it's like you're hate now, you're hating
on our podcast and you haven't even probably listened to
the podcast. You've just read the title of the podcast
ape ape it's so mad anyway, But if you're a

(01:18:45):
real family like you anyway, Oh, every Thursday, so if
you guys want more like a content, Every Thursday at
seven pm Eastern Standard Time at six pm Chicago time
four pm. If you live on the West Coast, I
do a live stream comedy show called Internet Supreme Court.

(01:19:08):
Check that out. We have a lot of cases where
we cover you know, whatever, what's ever's in the zeitgeist,
or you know, kind of whatever's in pop culture at
that time. I've recently released a lot of Lego Masters
content that seemed to do really well. I did like
the worst episode of Lego Masters, and I'm also making

(01:19:29):
like a Hall of Fame of Lego Masters. If you've
ever seen that show, and I got to interview a
couple Lego Masters, it's been pretty fun, cool, It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
I love a good supercut R. Don't have to watch
the show, I just get the goods.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah, I say that the If you go to Internet
Supreme Court on YouTube or Internet Supreme Court dot com,
you could check out that that kind of stuff. See
if you're into Lego Masters or not. It's kind of
like My Great British Bakeoff, where it's a positive reality
show where all the content stan's like each other and
you're really just watching to see people's creativity and kind

(01:20:04):
of personality shine through, and it's it's the good kind
of reality TV. Cool yeah, anybody else got something to plug?
A bunch of shows?

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Now, yeah, I'm a stand up show. Oh number twelfth
at Lincoln Lodge. Say that dating again, September twelfth, Yeah,
what time? I believe it's at seven at the Lincoln Lodge.
It's part of the lip service show. It's a bunch
of gals doing stand.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Up, a bunch of girls shitting into the Yeah, a
bunch of.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Gals falling on our tom thumbs and queefen during yoga
and all sports of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
I guarantee you going to Marie's show. There's better jokes
at your show than in this entire movie. One billion
percent guaranteed.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Oh, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Yeah, yeah, Caleb anything, Well, I think I think.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I can push this, but if we do another podcast,
I'll get more information. So my production company, high Stakes Productions,
is doing an hour and a half fully improvised murder
mystery in style of Agatha Christy in the Up Comedy
Theater starting October second. We did this last year we
did an invitation to Die for Us. It was very

(01:21:28):
is a subgenre of like an invitation, And this year
we're doing where there's a Will, There's a way. So
it's all family drama. Will and so if you're in
Chicago and you want to check out a show on
a Thursday night or Sunday afternoon, we'll be in the
up Theater at Second City Thursdays at seven or Sundays
at four. So I don't think tickets are online yet.
So that's why I was like, I don't know, but

(01:21:50):
you can find this at Clude and Improv and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
If you want more information, that's awesome. That's a great space.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Oh, we're very excited about it. Last year was awesome.
We sold out our run and so we're excited to
be back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Awesome. So I'll put that when it comes to Caleb
send to send me a ticket, a link to the tickets,
and I'll put it in the show notes. Tell then,
just I don't know, stand outside Second the City demanding
to see Caleb George.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Where is he do that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Until, like, I don't know, ten thirty of them go
across the street.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I call it the Tobias Few. K Wow, that Caleb
George is really good in there. You haven't seen Caleb
George's new show. I think you should.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Standing at the bottom of the escat you guys seeing
Caleb George today.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Yeah, Tobias few k all the time. That's great, that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
All right, well we'll see you guys next time. What
do we say here? Do we say Happy Madison? Please
fucking stop?

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
I think we're gonna have to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
All right, let's say it, please stop.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
We now have kind of pregnant. This is Amy's latest project.
Isn't show business?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
This is the one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
This is the one, and it's available on Netflix.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
I think this is as funny as train Wreck. I
think it's going to be a hit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Adam Sandler, he's the producer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
What is that like?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
I mean, do you go to him with a script
and say, Adam, would you produce my new movie?

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
No? I got an offer for that movie. Like there
was already a script in Happy Madison. He was already
producing it and Molly Simms and they go like, we
have this movie we're making and we'd like for you
to be in it. And I'm like, oh my god,
like I would die to be in a Happy Madison
movie like those always kill me, you know. And then

(01:23:55):
I took a couple of passes at the script and
Adam very hands on. He's looking at scripts, he's looking
at daily. He's like, he's I was impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
One of the highlights in the film for me was
the Bedtime Story where once was a family of beautiful,
beautiful princesses called the Kardashians, and they lived in a
palace that their dad bought them by defending a murderer.
I mean, what a fucking line.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
I called Kim Kardashian. I said, I want to make
this joke where I'm reading, you know, I'm reading this
kid instead of a bedtime story tabloid.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
And I pitched her a couple jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
I asked if I could, if she.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
Would mind, and she she didn't mind. How cool is she?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
She's like, yeah, do the one about my dad defending
a murderer like she was that chill

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