Leo

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The last year of elementary school as seen through the eyes of a class pet. A jaded 74-year-old lizard named Leo has been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades with his turtle terrarium-mate. When he learns that he only has one year left to live, he plans to escape to experience life on the outside, but instead gets caught up in his anxious students' problems--such as an impossibly mean substitute teacher.

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Episode Transcript

(00:04):
But wrap your minds around this.Gentlemen, come on week comes. Do
you know I hate? I hate? All your sisters can give each other
a kiss and make up. Man, the guys thought about it, so
it's not funny. The guy needshelp. Nice is wrong? I did
you don't like me? I explode? I award you no points and may

(00:28):
God have mercy on your soul.Welcome to Adam Sandler, Please stop.
A complete retrospective of all of AdamSandler's movies past, present, and unfortunately
future. I'm Marie Moloney and withme as always are my co hosts Robert
Bacon and Caleb George. Today weare watching Leo starting Adam Sandler and Bill

(00:51):
Burr, released November twenty first,twenty twenty three. Yeah, today today,
at least today. It was leasedtoday, folks. And it's been
a long time since we watched anAdam Sandler movie on the day day.
It feels good. It feels reallygood to be back. This Leo is
piping hoppy. Oh, it's rightright right, Oh my god, and

(01:18):
the juice is their best barely justentered people entered people's Netflix cues. It's
going to hit the holiday real fast. That's Friday everyone. It a couple
of little things before we get started, though we forgot last time we were
on Marie Congratulations, life update,Life update. Maria is engaged. Oh

(01:41):
there's a lot of listeners out thereright now, Marie that are devastated.
Unsubscribing right now, Yeah, devastated. Yeah, she's somehow marriage material.
Folks who'd have thought, well,congratulations, thank you. How did it
happen? What happened? It happened, I don't think so. It happened

(02:10):
in France, but not in Paris. Actually Jimmy proposed in can which is
in the south of France. Thewarm part, yeah, the warm part,
the film part. That's where films, that's where films come from.
I think it's yeah, right,there's like a spring. How did he
do it? How? It wasour first day there, so sorry some

(02:34):
context. We only brought like carryon luggage, so we had very like
little clothing to wear, and like, before we started getting ready for the
night, I was like, howlong are you there? For? About
eleven days? We're good packers,really good. Yeah, it's a great

(02:55):
way to travel. I have tosay, yeah, you just bring like
neutral clothes and rewear them. Yeah, but I only had like one nice
outfit and I hadn't worn it yet, so I was like, what do
you think, Like what's the vibefor tonight? Like what are we wearing.
He's like, I'm gonna wear mynicest outfit and I was like,
oh, okay, I'll wear minetoo. Then like after we got ready,

(03:21):
he like opened the door of thebalcony of our hotel room and he
had ordered champagne like behind my back, like I didn't see him get it.
I was like, okay, I'mready to go, and he was
like wait a second, and thenhe just like got down on one knee

(03:46):
and was like, this has beensuch an amazing trip. I've been having
the best time. I love thatyou push me to like get out of
my comfort zone and go on adventures. And I would love if we could
go on adventures together for the restof our lives. When he popped the
champagne and I said, yes,congratulations, thank you great. Yeah,

(04:08):
he did a good job. Ireally didn't think it would happen while we
were on vacation because he's a verypractical guy, and I was like,
there's no way he's going to bringa ring on a flight, like he'd
be too scared, but he did. He did it. He was I
didn't realize that he was very investedin like putting things on the safe and

(04:30):
he was like, wow, hereally wants our passport safe, like when
you checked it and he's like,there's a safe. He's like, give
me a passport and I was like, oh wow, passport safety. Here
the reason not to check your bags. Friend should be like this is that's
more German. But I am wefound the ring? What is this?
What is this for? How dareyou bring ring into France? For what

(04:53):
purpose? Purpose? Oh? He'sgoing down the Sorry sorry, first day,
first day a Hamburg. You hadto you had to. I think
can Hamburg by way of Frankfurt?I am French. Now we're planning out

(05:23):
expensive wedding, expensive wedding. Whenis the win are you planning on getting
married? Well? Date New Year'sEve next year? Wow? Wow New
Year's Is this allowed to be announced? Well, I'm not going to see
where it is. I want peopleto no, no, but have you
announced the date? Yes? Yeah? Okay, we're telling people that we
were going to be the first.We're going to break it. I guess

(05:43):
I haven't told my extended family,but they'll find out a Christmas. Well
you'll see who listens to the podcast. Yes, that's true. Right,
So now we're going to watch thisshitty movie a lovely conversation. It may
not be shitty. I don't know. I don't know who I'm excited about
this one. I was saying beforewe got on the mic. I don't
know how to feel about this afterwatching a trailer. It could be good.

(06:05):
It looks uneven. It does lookit looks even like there's some really
cool things in there. I lookedup some stuff about the film studio.
We'll talk about that later. It'ssomething different. So I'm going in.
I want to love this. Ireally really want to love this. I
want to have a great time.We always want to love it, always
do. But this one I'm extrarooting for. I'm like a good pilot.

(06:29):
I'm flying blind into this one yetstorm. Yeah, pilot, I
use instinct this one. Yeah,like a spider sense. I don't need
your technology. And when this beepsand this goes off, that means pull
up. It's pretty easy. Youjust fly until that beeps. Instinct instinct.

(06:53):
Maybe that's what I call this buttoninstant the instinct I scratched off the
real name of it. Yeah.Also you see I put pilot rules co
pilot sucks. Welcome to eighties radioair anyway, why don't you tell us

(07:16):
what's a plot of this? Plotof this movie is a seventy four year
old lizard named Leo and his turtlefriend decide to escape from the terrarium of
a Florida school classroom where they havebeen living for decades. Of Florida school,
that's specific. Those poor kids aren'tlearning anything, those four kids they

(07:41):
are they're learning how to handle lizardsand creatures for long and now they really
got nothing. Have you seen theFlorida project? Like this sad, empty
Flora. Horrible happen. Yeah,people get taken from their parents. Now.

(08:03):
Maybe they said that because it's like, hey, just so you know,
it's Florida, it's warm, thelizard's fine, they can go outside.
It's not like in an Alberta town. Yeah, Leo escaped and has
seconds to live. It's an interestinglog line though. Yeah, yeah,
I'm interested. Some facts about thismovie. This is Adam Sandler's first animated

(08:28):
film outside of the Hotel Transylvania.Franchise since Eight Crazy Nights in two thousand
and two. This is which istwenty one years ago. Now. It's
also his first animated film that's notproduced by Columbia Pictures and distributed by Sony
Pictures. You know, it's notSony Pictures, so it's, uh,
we're not going to see probably thatamazing animation that Sony Pictures does, like

(08:50):
with the Hotel Transylvania series. It'sso amazing. This by the way,
Actually, can I what is theanimation studio associated with it? So this
is pretty deduced by Happy Madison,but it's animated by the studio called Animal
Logic. They most recently released TheMagician's Elephant on March seventeenth of twenty twenty

(09:11):
three, and in twenty twenty twothey released The DC League of Superpets.
So that's three animated films all releasedwithin two years. This studio, they've
been around since nineteen ninety one andthey've done visual effects for movies like Matrix
Resurrections, Captain Marvel. Actually Istarted writing that down and then it's like

(09:33):
almost every single MCU movie they've they'veworked on. Oh, one of their
earliest films, Babe real visual effectson Babe. There effects on Babe.
Yeah. I thought those were allreal animals. Yeah they were check.
Oh oh no, this is whereyou find out that wasn't them, That

(09:56):
wasn't a pig with peanut butter andsmileth No, that's animation. It was
a man in a suit with pingpong balls on it. And then they
see gi to pig in man.Leo is gonna be unreal? Yeah?
Uh. They also worked on someof the Lego movies and Happy Feet,
but they didn't make those. Theylike worked on the visual effects in those.
They're currently working on a bunch offilms, one of them being a

(10:20):
Wizard of Oz spin off called Toto. So there's specialty is animals. It
sounds like, yeah, yeah,animal logic. Yeah, so that's why
I guess we're going with a lizardand a turtle here. And I feel
like I haven't seen the DC Petsone, but just from like the like
the the trailer and like the posterof it, I can see how that's

(10:41):
that style is similar to Leo.It's like kind of a clean, almost
corporate dy kind of style. It'screan but it's cartoony. Yeah. Yeah,
anything else. You guys, wehave to cover before we start to
watch this movie. I want tosay something very briefly with the talking about
Oliver Reed. I don't I rememberthis. Oh yeah, oh keeps going.

(11:03):
Discovered who Oliver Reed is. Yeah, I did not know who he
was. And then I started.I watched The Brood David Cronenberg's The Brood.
He is in that. And thenI watched Burnt Offerings. He is
in that. He's a psychopath.Oh, he is an insane person.
Yeah, And when he came onscreen, I was like, that guy's
got a dick tattoo? And doesit make sense after seeing his performances.

(11:24):
So, first of all, he'sincredible, Like he's a great actor.
He's really good. And The Broodhe's great. In Burnt Offerings he's great.
He is like an intense dude,So it makes sense that he would
have that kind of tattoo because hejust like, especially in The Brood,
he's this like intensity about him thatis like in Burnt Tom but his is

(11:45):
intensity about him that was like,that is absolutely a dude that would get
his penis tattooed, go all aroundtown trying to do it. Yeah,
not just like go to one placeto place, just go all over the
city, place blue Place. SoI just want to say I got played
get some more research on it.By research, I watched the movie he
happened to be in and uh andyeah, I buy it now, I

(12:07):
buy I buy it, I buyit. Wow. That's an update there,
Okay on Oliver Read and the dictattoo. Maybe I'll post a clip
of him on our Instagram page.Check us out on Adam sand there.
Please stop sharing a lot of videos. We should have just been on Instagram
forever. I know it's a veryour medium. Yeah, yeah, apologies
for our past Twitter. Yeah we'renot even don't even go to that.

(12:31):
Yeah, we're not on x No. No, we're basically on Instagram.
So if you have something you wantto say, you could send us a
message. You could send us avoicemail message right there, and if you
make a mistake, you can deleteit yourself and then you could do it
all over again. It's great.Also, check out our stuff. I
get a lot of cool videos onthere, and I'm going to be posting
some stuff from this on there.Uh, Marie, what's the format?

(12:54):
Okay, so our format you allknow this, but we'll say it again.
We watch the movie together, stoppingit every thirty minutes to talk.
Each of us has a stop cardwe can use in case there's something we
absolutely need to break down and chatabout. Over under on stop cards,
what do we think. I don'tthink we're gonna use them. I don't

(13:15):
think raise one. I think so. I think the over under is one
we'll be used at all. Yeah, and I'm gonna say no, I'm
gonna go under. I'm going forusing one, but I'm not gonna force
it. I'm going three. Threegot their way over it awesome. We're

(13:35):
excited about this. Let's check outLeo. Last year of elementary school,
last year of being a kid beingI'm gonna go out swinging, so I
soldier slipping dot slut size boss slipping, slast five noises against the suntil they

(14:01):
tell me. Last year of elementaryschool, the biggest kid on campus.
I got it made down, son, I own no you doors. I'm
so stoked. I was out backin third grade. Okay, okay,
we just watched thirty minutes of Leo. How we feeling. It's musical.

(14:24):
It's street musical. We did notknow that going that wasn't in any of
the promotional items, not a singleone. It starts out of music.
Yeah, I'm not hating it.I'm enjoying myself. I'm not hitting it.
There are some fun parts. Thereare some deeply disturbing parts. Oh

(14:46):
yeah, let's talk about this.I have a lot of notes. You
guys want to go into your notes. The kindergarteners at school are some the
scary I drew that. Oh mygod, my god, that's accurate.
It's it's terrifying. They're not evenhumanoid. They're like, what do they
look like? Like something? Rightthere? They have round Okay, so

(15:09):
let's explain in this universe when theygo to school, everybody is in a
normal like every the adults look normal, the kids in grade school look normal,
normal, But when they get tokindergarten, they just have little round
ball heads, eyes bulging out oftheir heads. They run around in circles,

(15:30):
they bite books, they buy peoplethe people, they attack people.
It's gonna say so, it's justlike it's kind of reminded me of like
a Gremlins situation. Is this likea Gremlins world where like if you eat
after midnight or get wet or somethinga ball pops out of you, and
that's like what a baby looks like, right, you like have a baby
and it's a ball. It's aball with like a body barely attached.

(15:50):
Yeah, it looks kind of likea power puff Like scary, way terrifying,
way more menacing. But the eyeson the side just all you have
to do is put the eyes onthe side, like they're like little packs
of yes, yes, because they'relike, it's crazy, we're terrifying.

(16:11):
When is that change? Because likein first grade? But is it the
day you hit first grade you turninto normal? Yeah, it's crazy because
they showed pictures of kids like whenthey first met in school and they looked
like the little Piranha kids. Itwas like, oh, look at them.
Let this like look at them lastyear, and then like look when
they first started and it showed liketwo panids. I guess that we're supposed

(16:33):
to be the creators. You canshow do they shed their head and be
normal? Like they don't understand whathappens. It's scary. I actually really
like that aspect of it. Bizarrechoice. It scares me every time I
see it. It kind of remindsme of the TV show Recess, where

(16:56):
the kindergarteners are like a wild liketame tribe on the playground that has their
own king. Recess was so good. Recess was great. Welcome to Adam
Sandler. Please Recess, Please justwatch Recess. Let's talk about our main
characters, Leo, Adam Sandler,and uh Squirtle. Squirtle. The turtle

(17:21):
is Bill Burr Bilbert, which youknow what I'm gonna say, I really
I think Bill Burr is an amazingvoice actor. I think he emotes amazingly
with his voice, and I'm reallyenjoying him on I'm liking him as well.
He's good. He's good. Ithink Adam Sandler's not bad either.
It's not bad. It's it's honestlythe Hotel Transylvania situation, where it's like,

(17:41):
could someone else do this exact samething, maybe even a little bit
better, probably, but it iscomforting to hear Adam Sandler. Yeah,
he's pulled one of twelve voices hedoes out of his back pocket, which
is like a little bit dopey andit's a little fuller in the mouth,
did my tongue? Yeah, it'sa little bit of a We're gonna get

(18:07):
a shabby, do you. Yeah, but it is a little fuller.
He's like kind of talking older.Yeah, because Leo the lizards supposed to
be older. It's not. It'snot that bad. It's a little annoying
to me, but not horrible.A little annoying to you. What does
that mean? His voice? Hisvoice? Okay, I could see you.

(18:30):
It's not turning me off because thismovie fucks, oh my god.
They take the time to say likewe're we're a sex and yeah, and
it's happening around this movie. Itaround because Leo one time presents himself.
He's he's singing and him Sandler singingin that voice. Will haven't I have
starting to have flashbacks to Eight CrazyNights and I'm sending their cigar. That's

(18:53):
a technical foul. But yeah,there's a weird mug to the camera sex
joke that comes from the turtle.I'll play it for the audience. Right
now, she's leaving. They don'teven a word. She's saying, what
are you doing trying to count?How many years old? I am?

(19:17):
Nineteen sixty nine, nineteen seventy,I'm out of thousand fingers? What else
can I count with? I tellyou about this kid's around. I was
talking about his tail. That wasweird. It was weird. That was
weird. And it's like, hey, that doesn't really add to the movie.
If anything really takes me on.It's like, I don't need dick
jokes in LEO very early on toalso pretty close to after a pretty good

(19:41):
poop joke, Oh my god,what was the The poop joke was a
fish. They're like, what didyou do all summer? What did you
do all ship? Coming out ofit, like, honestly, that's the
best joke. It was pretty great. It's so good. It's pretty great.

(20:03):
I tried to I tried to drawthat as quickly as possible to a
lot of pooping, a lot ofpooping. I will say miss Melkin,
the substitute teacher that comes in becausethe regular teacher is pregnant and throwing up
everywhere. Yeah, the mean teachercomes in And I love her character design,

(20:26):
I love her voice. I lovethis character. She throws bladed like
stars across the room, and that'show you get demerits. Yes man.
The whole entrance of her coming in, slamming the thing and like things falling
off the table is seamlessly in thisbag of just thinking she's pulling out yardstick

(20:48):
like grass knuckless man. It wasjust great. I really love the character.
I think that that is the thingI'm kind of enjoying about the movie
a little bit. It does likeit's a joke per minute. It's very
fast on the jokes. Jokes arethere, but it's a good use of
visualization and like, and there's fun. There's kind of fun bits. I

(21:08):
kind of like the pace it movesand the bits that come at you.
Yeah, I'm enjoying of fest's moving. Like even this woman. She she
has a vacuum that bends air anddefies physics and can suck puke out of
mid air from a pregnant woman's mouthand she never has to empty it.
Never, It's always just in there. Never it's gone. Yep, we're

(21:30):
gonna say it empties into her bag. Yeah, it's a two way back,
two way back. It's bizarre,but we're having fun. Yeah.
Well, look there's a drone thathas endless battery that follows around a child
and does everything for him. It'slike the perfect Yeah, that's one of

(21:52):
the first things you fucking thought,you nerd. Yeah, no way,
but last twenty minutes. Well,anybody who's flown a drone knows the limited
time capacity could be in the aircontrolling the size of that battery that would
be inside of that drone, especiallyif it was autonomous. What kind of
future are we living in today wherea child's movie can't be accurate? Man,
Fort Myers must be swimming in cashbecause there there elementary school. It's

(22:17):
like the most advanced, Like hehas Iron Man technology helping him throughout his
entire life. That the hurricane,oh took it from us? Wow,
Wow, Wow. They can't affordthe iPads anymore because insurance heights wiped drones.

(22:40):
Boy. And then the board,the board is like a digital like
a digital board. Yeah. Likethere's one jokester in the class that that
like draws pictures over her. Yeah, And they have a good heart jokes
about the substitute. They have agood joke about him though. They're like
in the class clown who's desperately tryingin the make up for love or something.

(23:00):
I felt attacked, Yeah, Ifelt attacked. We talked about Caleb
George, Oh God has a lawsuitagainst animal production sort of the name of
this goddamn production company is Animal Logic? Animal logic you because they have completely
ripped off Caleb George and put himin this movie. Check out our Instagram.

(23:22):
I'm going to show you next rightnext to each other, animated dead
ringer for Caleb George George and soundslike it does. It's got me energy
a little bit too. It does. Also, it's either it's this is
the this is me growing up becauseit used to be that the one I
got all the time was cloudy witha chance of I got it all the

(23:44):
time, Yeah, all the time. And when I worked at the Museum
of Science and Industry, wore alab coat, a lab coat. Oh
my god, do you know theamount of children that come up to me,
what's it raining today? And Ifucking punch it. I just lost
that job. You will not letme back in. No, you you

(24:07):
really swinging. I saw the footagetoo many kids concussing children. I'm not
a clowny with the chance of Meatball'sguy. I saw rain and set kin
rain haymakers on your chin. GoWhy who wants to say something? Now?

(24:32):
Ask me about the weather one moretime. Ask me about the weather.
Cayleb you gotta turn in your labcoat. You're done? Why why?
What? Oh boy? Oh boy? Uh you know it does look
like me. It looks like oldersettle down dad me. It's so great.
Check out our Instagram. I'm gonnalet up. I set up that

(24:55):
side by side. It's perfect.I love it so much. Oh my
god, very funny. Uh,that's that's all I was gonna say.
I love the reflection transition. Likethey're very creative moments. Yes, yeah,
that's very fun creative moments. There'sa part where they go there,
so Leo gets home with the kidsand the substitutes like bad melody. So
they have to take a Leo homeevery week and he gets put in like

(25:19):
a little box or whatever, andit's the reflection of him in the box,
showing him going in the car andlike in this house. And it's
really fun and clever because you getto see his terror response and it's animated
really well, like this lizard.You could see the anxiety on his face
and you get to see the newspace. It was. It was really,
it was awesome. It was choice. There's a couple of stuff at

(25:41):
times in this movie where're like,that's really awesome. That's a really nice
choice. They're making artistic choices.Yeah, and it's really fun, and
it's it's showing that they're trying.Is it the most amazing quality? Is
it like Pixar quality or whatever?And I don't think the textures are like
whatever. But it's not bad.It's not bad at all. And for
a production company that does three fulllength animated feature films in two years,

(26:07):
that is to me, that soundslike madness. It's no Norman the Northman,
but it's not normal Norman norm It'snot that, but it's fine.
We also have to point out thatif you thought, because this is an
animated movie, that Adam wouldn't employhis whole family would be wrong. You

(26:33):
thought wrong because his whole family doesvoice acting in this. Yeahucking cousins in
this. I don't know, itmight be I don't know, but some
money he said, a lot ofpoopin that was the dollars. Yeah,

(26:55):
truly, that's just Nick Swardson.At this point, Nick Swartson that Nick
cousin, it just gets work.Nick Sandler just shows up, says the
thing. He is the Cousin's bunny. Yeah, he's like the outcast cousin
that shows up randomly. He's outof the will everyone everyone. Yeah,
yeah, the only other moment andlike this is a good example of like
they're just moments where you're like,that's really fun and clever and cute.

(27:15):
But the Godzilla moment, they buildlike a bunch of legos and well,
the drone builds a bunch of legosthat are like Lego City, and at
one point Leo's trying to get outof the house and he gets flung into
the legos and he's kind of crashinginto it and they it's a good god
reference to Godzilla's moments like that,Like that's kind of clever actually and cute.

(27:38):
It's just those moments that shows thatthe movie cares and it's going above
and beyond. Yes, it's shockedwhen we're like, oh, they actually
tried on this. They are trying. That's that's the bear. They do
care. And yeah, the bestway to describe this movie is cute,
Like cute. It's not shattering mylife. Yeah, I mean they can

(28:00):
gardeners are there, but overall it'scute. Yeah, yeah, I think
you have kids. This is agreat movie. Yeah, you know,
it's a tolerable movie I could watchwith my kids. Yes, and the
fact that we this is the secondmovie in a row now that we've had
this. I can't remember the lasttime I watched two movies in row from
Adam standing there that we've enjoyed.That has to be like Billy Madison happy

(28:22):
Gilmore, you know, like usuallyhe has a good one and then it
follows it up with a stinker forus, you know, and neither one
of them are spectacular, but they'reboth like okay, okay, really kind
of more of this, Yes,give me this, I could take this.
Yeah, and then you throw inlike an uncut gems and this podcast
turns around, Yeah this critical tolike critical clean. Yeah. Yeah,

(28:51):
Well he does have another Safety Brothersfilm. I'm throwing a few of those
every once in a while. It'sstill pre production, so we're still waiting
a long time on that. We'llget to at the and to get a
couple notes on some upcoming films.But anything else, you guys aready watch
thirty more minutes of this. Yes, let's do it, let's do it.
Oh no, no, down,I didn't mean to get that going,
please kid, I hate that.I'm sorry. Oh no, no,

(29:12):
don't be sorry, just stop.I can't handle it, but my
mom says it's good to cry.Not where I come from. Here.
Let me calm you down. Ising you a lullaby and you'll go to
sleep. Don't cry crying four weekly. Do cry. It's lazy and dumb.

(29:37):
Dry those tears. They make youlook ugly. Sock it top you,
nushi in shot come, everyone's stalkwith something to stalk with, everyone's
trap in some they hay, whatdoes it solve to blob anywhere? Why

(30:11):
not be strong? Make the bestof your face. Don't cry. It's
really annoying. Turn off the fourships. It looks bad on you.

(30:32):
I know it's hot, I knowyour troubled, but we've all got problems.
So boo freaking all right. We'vewatched another half hour and yeah,

(30:59):
wow, wow, wow, wow, wow wow wow. The song that
you just heard was about don't cry, you real piece of shit. It
was really funny, it was reallylovely. I barely have any notes because
I just like watched and was takenin. When the alarm hit, I

(31:22):
was like, wow that was anotherthirty minutes. Yeah, fel lovely right
through it. The music is veryabrupt, like even more so than normal
musicals. Yeah, it doesn't feellike a musical at all. But the
songs aren't good. They are they'rewell written, they are very funny,

(31:45):
they sound nice to the ear.Here's the gist of this movie. This
lizard Leo is seventy four years oldand he wants to get out and see
the world, but he gets senthome with children and instead of escaping,
he ends up connecting with them becausehe tells. Because he talks, it
gives away a secret, and thenhe helps all the kids out and there's

(32:06):
songs sprinkled in throughout and that's basicallythe entire movie so far. So like
the plot is really simple, butstill I think it's like it's got a
good message. This is a greatmovie for twelve year old Yes, yes,
like how to treat people. It'sall about like listening to people and
treating people nicely and being okay withwho you are, being a good person

(32:28):
and all that stuff. They're doinga lot of fun stuff with like stereotypes
of types of kids and kind offlipping those stereotypes or calling out like oh
you're a bully because like there's somethingyou're insecure about and then like Leo helps
figure out what that is and teachesthe kids a lesson. Yeah. Ah,

(32:50):
there's a really fun backyard birthday scenewith the popular girl where she like
invites more people. Yeah, shestops being like a brat and being like
exclusive towards people or exclusionary towards people, and they like free a petting zuit.

(33:10):
There was like a snow leopard inthis petting that. There was deaths.
There's also a tiger king like character. Oh my god, that's my
favorite line in the whole movie.Was it was I got I got it,
I got it, I got it, I got it now. So
the preface to this is that Leowalks up to like like a miniature and

(33:37):
so at some point the miniature poniesor something like, and that's my trainer.
Over there, I've chewed off threeof his fingers, and it cuts
in and goes, I've told youfive times, and he has three of
his fingers. He's talking to apeacock that he's trying to peacock. There's
something funny, but yet bea cock. I told you five nub nubs on

(34:00):
three of the fingers. And thenthe way it panned over, I just
genuinely like that's very funny from beginning, that very funny. The whole scene
with the snotty Brady girl whose dadis they're like really upper middle class,
like super high middle class is whatthey are or something, And it's Jason
Alexander's the dad. Yes, theway that she grew and the songs were

(34:22):
really great, and that whole partyscene was really awesome. It was just
a lot of fun, so muchfun. They like, yeah, the
pictures of the popular girl and herlike rich upper middle class family with Guy
fi the big name celebrities they couldwere Guy Fiery and Flow so fucking fun.

(34:47):
Not the actress stressed as Flow progressive, like it's fully They met on
the streets somewhere and they're like,can we get a pictures? Yeah,
and she and obviously it is likeBroadway Royalty and a really fun song and
he's like dancing among like stop watchesand pomorphicmorphic watch morphic anthropomorphic stop watches,

(35:19):
and and they are but they're notin the same style as like the rest
of the animation, and they're soit's so weird and fun, though,
are they people? They're alive?No way? Wait wait wait, no,
they're alive. There's stop Watches arealive. They have eyes and legs,
tiny, skinny, they're sent toit. If you cut one open,
it's just organs and said, youopen up its watch based people in

(35:43):
watch suits. I don't know,I know they are mean. How how
would you fit in the tiny littlelegs watches? Those are huge watches.
Those are watches some scientists somewhere.Those are a promorphicmorphics. The animal people
the animal Really we live in that? I don't know, I don't know.

(36:08):
It's just it's just a little boywatch. This is between kindergarten and
first grade. You turn into awatch. I mean, like that's the
That's kind of odd that we livein that world. We do? Well,
what else? Hell else do youexplain? Like I thought they were
people in watch He's like, he'slike, get that watch. It stole

(36:30):
my wallet at one point. Andthey don't even have names they watches.
It's insane this movie. He gaveme pink Ey. That was a very
funny line too. Oh yeah,animal from a different grade. I don't
remember which animal was it? Thelike little rat? No, it's Hammy,

(36:52):
Hammy died. I don't know whatwas a hamster. So they do
a joke where like they're they they'rethe class to have been around forever.
And then they're like, oh no, we lost Hammy too already, and
yeah, I know, nobody hadanything to say at the funeral. Apparently
it was a real snooze fest,and they go to like cut it,
and the way it's cut, it'slike perfect, it's cut like exactly like

(37:15):
kindergarten cop with the kids. It'slike the camera doesn't move, but the
kids like change. So funny.It was very funny and pink I and
then it is a good one.The jokes Land jokes, jokes Land and
like he had for like, yeah, he ate food. He gave me

(37:38):
pink eye right now. It's agood cutaway joke. What's going on?
Have we gotten too in a row? Two good ones? It's wild.
I can't believe it. It's amazing, it's so funny. This is awesome.
Yeah, I really, I reallydidn't take a whole lot of notes

(37:58):
because I was genuinely Oh, Iwill say this. So one of the
boys that has the drone we talkedabout earlier in charges it it is the
boy tells the drone like, hey, I'm going to break up with you,
don't you? Was this in thefirst half, This is in the
second. We just came back.The very first thing that happened was the
drone letter yesterday. Yeah, Leohelps him break up with the drone,

(38:22):
right, and the drone going througha breakdown is very funny, very funny,
so funny wearing like the robe.The robe was really good, like
the given up robe. Touch.Oh that was good. The movie's great.
I'm enjoying it. Yeah, really, I am too, U DJ

(38:45):
Monkey that was one of the animalswere released. We still this is how
generic this plot is. This partof the plot. If they do well
in academics, the whole class,uh, they have a chance to in
a trip to and I quote magicLand. Yeah, it's like the most

(39:05):
lazily named come to magic Land.And then one kid goes, oh,
they got the Dragon coaster. It'sso cool. It feels like is Harry
Potter World, right, Yes,that's where it's going like it, yeah,
pretty magic Land. It's pretty bad. It sounds it's almost as if
their lawyers are like, don't youdare gets to Harry Potter, don't even

(39:30):
touch, don't touch? Can wego to mouse place. No, no,
there's forty three more minutes. Doyou guys just want to watch the
rest? Yeah, let's just gopower through. I'll see you guys on
the other side right here. Haveyou seen it? What a shame he

(39:52):
must have run away he left us. Oh, look, there seems to
be some kind of note Leo couldwrite. Of course he could talk.
Oh he talked to you people too. Oh I thought I was special.
Dear class, I've greatly enjoyed mytime with you this year, but I

(40:15):
wish to move on and finally seethe world. I realize I broke your
trust and that can't be fixed.But if you would be so kind,
please keep our conversation secret so thatI'm not harassed like Et or The Iron
Giant or Splash or the classic TheShape of Water. Simply attribute your success

(40:37):
to miss Malclin, whose integrity isbeyond reproach. Best regards Leo. Well,
let's try and be happy for Leo. He's doing what he wanted most,
but we never even got to thankhim. That's life, gang.
Life gets more difficult the older weget. It's called growing up. We

(41:02):
have finished Leo the Animated Lizard film, and uh, yeah, overall pretty
good. I'd say, right,I'm already looking at your notes about I
just draw my notes. I drewa thick orange, juicy, shiny bum.

(41:25):
We got ways to go before weget to the no Murray. I'm
sorry, I just have to getright into it. And we've seen a
lot of thick asses on this podcast. Now. I don't think that the
teachers ass that we saw, whichwas wedgied and focused on and zoomed in

(41:46):
on, is that bigger than KevinJames, because I think Kevin James,
Paul Blart, mall cop two,nothing can beat how No sick that did
not compare to that Sandy Wexler whenhe's hiking up a mountain in those shorts.

(42:08):
It's like two hams and a loosebags going at it. Damn hawks,
loose bag going at it. Burlapsack, burlap sack. This is
clostmas Ham shoved it up tight burlapsack has the aura of farts. That's

(42:32):
what I think of Kevin James.And you know what, I think,
this is like top two ass,top three ass on the podcast. Though
Good spent some time on Yes theywent, HD not the only character with
choreography animation on that ass she flungback on that bus. Yes, I

(42:58):
was like the professional. Yeah,they ship that off to Disney for a
second. What it got delayed forweeks just to get back to it had
physics. It's like they knew too. It's like they knew. We'd all
be like, well that's not areal ass, No, that's a fake
ass. You got to get inthere and make sure it's good. And

(43:20):
they're like, we need more pixels. We gotta make this thing as big
as possible. Baby, how dowe get there? That's why, So
we could explain the story. Wehad to get the dead ass. It
was top of mind, the typeof mind we can explain what happens.
So Leo has been telling all thekids that he only talks to them,
so we know that we're going toget the liars reveal, which is really

(43:44):
lame, but this movie gets itover really quick, yes, and which
I appreciate it. Yes, Iforgot the reason why. But the teacher
gets mad at Leo or gets jealousof Leo. And then the teacher realizes
that the kids have been behaving anddoing well because Leo's been talking to them,
so she brings him home and it'slike, what the hell is going
on, Like you're undermining me,And then she kind of gets leoed where

(44:07):
he kind of like pumps her up, and it's like, you know,
the kids need you to like you'rea good teacher, like we you've made
these kids your family. Basically,she's like, he's like, remember who's
your favorite teacher? It was thisperson? Why, well she made me
feel special. Yeah, I coulddo anything. He's like, that's what

(44:27):
you gotta do. Yeah, that'show you can become their favorite teacher.
And he has a great therapy face, you know, just a little smile,
you know, the soft, blinky, slow eyes. Great therapy.
Great you know, you know,in the future, when you're doing it
in like VR, you could makeyour therapist whoever you want. Leo put

(44:51):
on a warm rock had a therapistkind of like Leo. Yeah, he
did do slow blinks. That's whatcat. You know, he totally slow
playing to me. He totally did. Yeah, yeah, I see why,
I see Why do you think likethat? Why do I think like
that? Maybe we should ask morequestions. But then she turned bad because

(45:17):
she got jealous. Yeah, sothe kids like kind of put on this
like fair where they're historical figures andthey're basically relaying what they learned through Leo
through these historical figures, and shegets jealous that, like she realizes that
Leo out them and not her.Then she dumps his ass in the Everglades.

(45:38):
Yeah, she goes real quick.She's like, you know what,
just to speak some quick geography herefor several hours dry if you And also
it's just one one location. Youput Evergreens, Everglades in your phone and
then boo, it's right there.Yeah, we all know. There's only

(46:00):
one entrance to drove to the frontof the Everglades. It's not like a
literal physical feature. No. No, you saw the road into the Everglades.
Yeah, it's not a swamp thousandsof miles long and wide. Yeah

(46:20):
no, no, no, it'sone place, one place, like a
main street, main street. Glades. Yeah, you can make it here.
You can make it anywhere, Leo. Lea airboat here, you can
airboat anywhere the Everglade, the glade. Yeah, only dude, just fine,

(46:49):
I wrote down what does this mean. She's not gonna make it.
She's not gonna Oh that's when she'sran off. She's like, I got
to use the recipe and she ranoff Jess and Alexander was you're gonna make
it. You might as well havejust said she's gonna sht her pants and
Cole's part of his voice thanks toyou. You well, you know what,

(47:15):
that's my stomach. I better go. She's not gonna make it.
She shot in that pants. Sheshot in the pants in the pants as
that fat did. Anybody else alsonotes how fat her asses, fat ass
juicy juicy p h pH fat ass. Yeah, that that line killed me.

(47:37):
That was so so good. Therewere several times in this movie where
we laughed out loudly. You know, it got us. There was some
I rolls. Is the animation?Are the character designs? That grade is
the animation? That grade is it? We don't even get to go to
goddamn magic Land. That was Youcan't talk about magic Land and the drag

(48:00):
and Coaster and not show us budgetpost credit sequence. It doesn't count.
It doesn't. You can get thebad. It's a little cheaper, you
know what for this movie to makethat a good story. Yeah, I
mean, as you've said, thethe animation isn't like incredible, but it's
certainly not bad. There's something aboutAdam Sandler animation, and then every Adam

(48:24):
Sandler animation that we've ever watched,there's been something with p oh my god,
the Piss Fountain with eight Crazy Nights. It was the deer eating ship
and peeing on each other with HotelTransylvania. It was pea sponge And in
this movie, there is like whatI believe to be is like three full

(48:45):
minutes of a turtle peeing. Yeah, it kept going to do sailor have
a piss king a lot of thisstuff. There's at He's got a lot
of piss pee turtle pee turtles.Yeah. Yeah, the turtle pissing was
uncomfortably long. It came back.Yeah, it stopped for a bit and

(49:07):
you thought that it was over anda little more. That's a well hydrated
turtle. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, that was a disturbing moment that last
I only have like three notes andthen I drew a thick butt. Yeah
I only have hear thick ass.But I think we all agree that it
was not the worst thing. No, it was joy It was, like

(49:29):
you said, a very good filmfor like ten to twelve year old.
Yeah, this is a good filmfor kids. A great film a great
message, so it's actually a legitimatelywonderful message. You know, when he
made Billy Madison that was for twelveyear old boys, and now he's making
movies for twelve year old boys andgirls that are appropriate. Yeah. Yeah,

(49:52):
he's a parent now, so hehas he's got to employ his kids
too. Yeah it's important. Yeah. Yeah. I even loved like the
animation changes were really lovely too.Oh when the animation changed, Yeah,
I was like they actually care,Yes, they actually want to make this
good and interesting and unique. Andthere was a post credit sequence that was

(50:15):
done. It was like the storyboardanimation for a song that they didn't Yeah,
that was fun. It's fun.And they're also just the credits.
There was great animation, two Danimation done for like all the names,
and it's pretty neat. It's prettywell done. The beginning of this movie
really gives me the beginning of GoofyMovie vibes. Wow. Yeah, where

(50:37):
it establishes like we're at the schoolin Goofy movie. It's like the end
of the year, summer's about tostart, and here it's like school you're
about to begin, but like itstarts with the song we're building the world.
It's just it's e'xcet for we getto go to the concert and the
goofy movie. Yeah, but wedon't get to go to Wonderland Magically.

(50:58):
Yeah, they kept us from magicLand in this one. But there's a
lot of goofy movie ask stuff toit. I really love that we don't
have to hate this film. I'mlooking at my list right now. I'm
trying to figure out where I'm goingto put it. I'm excited to listen
to this discussion. Marie. Doyou have your list? Do you need
me to send it to you here? I'll look at my list. So
as we think about where we're gonnaput this movie, I would like to

(51:22):
talk about upcoming films that we're goingto cover. I do have some amazing
news a movie that we've been talkingabout forever, a movie that I have
wanted to see in a really longtime. We are finally getting Rob Schneider's
Do It Daddy Daughter Trip. Itis going to be released on December fifth,

(51:44):
twenty twenty three. I'm going todo my best to get it as
soon as we as soon as possible. Oh my god, he's so excited
for that. Alternate back and forthbetween not a half bad Sandler film and
the worst fucking Schneider you can imagine. You don't hate that either, No,
we can't. This is obviously nota Rob Schneider movie. He is

(52:05):
in it, he plays a sidecharacter. We wouldn't call this a Rob
Schneider movie, right, No,I almost forgot it was him too.
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't callit a Rob Schneider film. No.
And then also looking ahead, aSpaceman did have that expected twenty twenty three
release, but it was pushed dueto the writer's strike. It is announced
for twenty twenty four. No releasewindow yet. Spaceman looks awesome. Can't

(52:30):
wait to see that one. Thenthere's also the untitled Adam Sandler Safty Brothers
project, and there's no news onthat. So we are set up for
a really shitty Rob Schneider followed bytwo amazing Adam Sandler movies. This is
gonna be like, this has potentialto be four great Adam Sandler movies in
a row, and I don't thinkthat has ever happened. That's wild on

(52:52):
this podcast. Yeah, that's shocking. Happy Madison Movies and Development. This
is from movies dot Com. There'sa movie called bad Father. It's set
in the South about a con manposing as a priest. There's a movie
called Bad Toys Too. A grownman reconnects with his useful imagination through his

(53:12):
son's toys, and his play turnsinto an homage to big budget action films.
Then there's gold Diggers that is toa strange sister's team up to land
a husband. Then there's Heroes forMy Son. A new father starts compiling
a list of heroes whose virtues andtalents he wants to share with his son.

(53:34):
This list includes Abraham Lincoln, RosaParks, the Wright Brothers, Jim
Henson, Amelia Earhart, and MuhammadAli. There's a movie called Summer School.
A teacher is forced to cancel hissummer plans to teach a remedial English
class full of misfit kids. Ohso that Paul Giamati movie just different?
I think, yeah, the Holdovers. And then there's untitled Rick Dempsey Project

(54:00):
says it's about baseball player from theeighties, Rick Dempsey, who played for
the Baltimore Oilers. Oilers Sorry BaltimoreOrioles Sorry like all that oil in Baltimore
in all those crabs lot more So, Marie, have you had a chance

(54:20):
to look at your list? Iknow we haven't added on in a while.
Here, Where do you think you'regoing to put Leo? Okay?
I think I'm going to put Leoafter the water Boy and before Bedtime Stories?
Okay, So I think this isa better film than Bedtime Stories?

(54:45):
But is it better than water Boy? No, you don't think it's better
than water Boy? No, whereis water Boy? Water Boy is fourteen
for me? Okay, So wheredoes this put? This? At fifteen?
This now becomes fifteen outa how many? Counting Leo? I think it's
forty six. God damn, he'smade forty six. Yeah, he's made

(55:06):
a lot of movies, so many. So your top five stays the same.
What's your top five? From fiveto one? Marie? From five
to one, it's the Myerwitz Stories, Happy You Go, Moore, Billy
Madison, Uncut Gems, and theWedding Singer coming in at number one.
Yeah, that's a good one.And what's your bottom five? Bottom five?
Forty one to forty six or something. Remains the same, and it's

(55:30):
eight Crazy Nights Jack and Jill grownups to the Duver, the Duke,
the Douver and that's my boy.Yeah, I'm having a real hard time.
I'm looking at mine. I don'tI don't know where to put it,
what's going through I'm looking at mystars that I've given things. And
you know, I gave mister Deedstwo and a half stars, and I

(55:52):
think I might have understarred mister Deeds. I think mister Deeds should be at
least three stars, and maybe Ishould move mister Deeds above Spanglish. I'm
kind of looking at my Spanglish.Yeah really, yeah, talk me through
it, and you gotta talk.Mister Deeds has really stuck with me.
There's so many great jokes. It'sso stupid adtaisance right now. Yeah,

(56:16):
And Spanglish is really just sad andthere's some really bad scenes in that one,
and it kind of doesn't go anywhere. Do I like Leo better than
Big Daddy? Wow? Do Ilike it? No? I did not?
Yeah? No, because you knowwhat, if you tell me how

(56:37):
many stars, I would give itthree and a half stars, maybe three
and a half, three stars,three and a half stated three three yeah,
three of the three and a halfstars. It's a good movie.
Yeah, that's what I'd give thatone. Yeah. But when I'm putting
it on his list, I'm puttingit down with the one and a half
stars, And I'm like, doI like this better than Hotel Transylvania.

(57:00):
Wow? And I think when Ithink of Hotel Transylvania, I think of
all the films together, and Ithink the animation is better. I do
think it's better than the third one. So I'm gonna slot and it's below
Shakes the Clowns. So I'm gonnaput this above Hotel Transylvania three Summer Vacation,

(57:20):
but below Hotel Transylvania. That putsit right at nineteen. But I
could see somebody making an argument thatthis is could be one of his top
ten films because if it really connectedwith you and touched you in some sort
of way. But I don't know. Maybe it's just the recentcy biased.
You'll only get this hot commentary.Adam saying they're here, Adam saying there,

(57:43):
please stop. Would you agree Mariethat Hotel Transylvania is better or no?
Because we're I don't have it asso I believe Leo is better.
You believe Leo's and you have ahigher and I have Leo much higher than
a Hotel Transylvania. I don't havea list, but I would have Leo
above it as well. Yeah,because I've seen all the hotel transit and
you've seen it more recently. Iguess the first one has been a while

(58:04):
and it's peace Bonge is not It'snot my The first one is not my
favorite. I actually think they getI think the second one was my favorite.
Really, that was our least favorite. I liked. I thought they
sharpened up the jokes a little bit, and I thought the animation got better.
That's why I put Leo above HotelTransylvania. Well, pregnant bat is
Hotel. That's iconic moment in filmright there. It is sticks with me.

(58:34):
Yeah, like in Doctor Strangelove whenthat guy right that bomb yeah,
Arts and Citizen Kane Bros. Buddrop yea yeah, and pregnant beat the
heel in the clouds, Dad pregos. That's that jaws pushing. That's that
kind of iconic scene. You know. Yeah, I'm gonna probably might I

(58:55):
might change my list around. I'mgonna look at some stuff I've actually been
thinking about changing my last worst film, because my worst film is also That's
My Boy, and I think it'sdisgusting and I hate it and it's there's
a lot of things wrong with it. But I have been able to watch
it more than once. What howbecause somebody, because friends have been like,

(59:17):
this is the worst one. I'mlike, it's the worst one.
So I watch it with them,right, so they and you and you
called them yes, my old roommateNate, uh. But also then but
then Ruth was like, oh,let's watch Jack and Jill because you always
say how horrible it is. Couldn'tfinish it. And I think I might
be moving Jack and Jill to thebottom because it's it's consistently the I watch

(59:42):
a lot of bad movies and Ifinish them. I I finished them,
all right, can't make me stop. But you've already seen Jack and Jail,
like it makes sense. Once stop, just once, and just for
the podcast, just for the podcast. I haven't been able to. You're
torturing yourself so bad. Jack andJack and Jill is like angrily bad.

(01:00:02):
You turn it on. It's reallyreally bad. That's another one I've seen
too. I watched it for thisfucking podcast. Great, that one's so
bad. Duncan gino dunk Gina.Yeah, So I don't know. I'm
gonna relook at my list. MaybeI won't move it down ring. Maybe
you're right, uh, And alsomaybe there's just recency bias with this will
which one would you rather watch?Would you rather watch That's My Boy again?

(01:00:27):
Or would you rather watch Jack andJill again? Like if you had
to choose between one and the other, and Marie, you feel pretty answer
this is That's My Boy because atleast I'd be able to see vanilla ice
and candle stick, pin bowling andsome other things. But Jack and Jill
is, oh man, that voice. I actually think I would watch Jack

(01:00:50):
and Jill again just because I tooenjoy it. Dunc Gina is the best
fire. It's the best fire.It's the best. It is pretty.
It's very damn good. Yeah,it's very funny. There used to be
a Twitter account rip Twitter that waslike Duncacino every day, but it like
changed one thing about Duncucino, Likeit'd be like Duncucino every day, except

(01:01:16):
al Pacino's removed and it's just theside actors like Duncacino every day, but
like the frame has turned upside out, like they just did like one weird
thing with it every day and likereposted it. It was very good.
That's fine, rip Twitter yea inthat account. Yeah, would this be

(01:01:37):
like the best Rob Schneider film ifwe counted it? Well, yeah,
I think we've already established that RobSchneider in any Adam Sandler film is already
better than any Rob Schneider film.He also had like twelve total lines.
Yeah. I think he recorded thisin his bathroom. Yeah, yeah,
I heard pushing. That's not whatI meant. It's absolutely not what I

(01:02:06):
meant. My god. Now,it's the only way I can imagine that
he did it. He's not gonnamake it, got it? Jason Alexander
timing too so good? Good.Oh see, there's some great moments in
this movie, you guys. Yeah, I liked it. I mean it's

(01:02:30):
under it's in the top twenty forme. Yeah, top half. Yeah.
Yeah, So what do we say, Adam Sadlor keep up this?
Yeah, more dire, more disYeah all right, one, two,
three, Adam Sandler more dis gotyour whole family in this movie. Wife,

(01:02:59):
You're two daughters, Yes, yes, Sonny Sadie, your wife,
Jackie, everybody's in it. Theywere in the last movie too, which
I we loved that movie too.He told me that was great. Thank
you. They're doing great. They'renice kids. This they are in these
movies like this is an animated movie. So they started doing the voices when
they were little, like you know, four years ago. It started,

(01:03:21):
oh, really well, and sothen they had to continue doing it and
their voices were changing, but wegot away with it, and they were
just very very funny. They thisis what they want to do. They
like I was telling somebody, thebot missed on movie came out and they're
both in this movie. And Isaw them the next morning and I spoke
to Netflix. I said, hey, the movie did really good. You

(01:03:43):
know people uh you know watching it, blah blah blah. They were like,
uh, we're we eating breakfast.They literally don't even notice that.
They just moved right on. IfI was in a movie at that age,
I'd be like, I'd be veryhappy. Yeah, right, So
they at the big premiere yesterday.They were un They're pretty unfaced. They
don't make it a big deal.They grew up with daddy doing it and
stuff and you like that or I'mhappy that it's not everything to them.

(01:04:08):
That's side of the stuff. Theyare kind of passionate about wanting to be
good in acting, and that's that'sall they do and get in a way
I sent you that that bothers you. They're cooler. They are much cooler
than I will be. What wereyou like at your first movie premiere?
Oh my god, my first moviepremiere. I did a movie called At
the time, it was called TheUnsinkable Checky Moskowitz and I was twenty two.

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I just moved to California, soit's really cool. I went on
and Bud Freeman asked me to moveout to la He said you could do
good out here. And I wenton, did the improv, and I
think it was like my first orsecond night. I got off stage.
These three people came up to meand they said, hey, you were
pretty funny. I said, oh, thank you. They said, do
you want to start in a movie? I said yeah, absolutely, and

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that was it and I was like, wow, this sound's incredible, man.
And I did it again. Thankyou guys, and I swear to
god, I come home. AndJudd Apatow was a young, young kid
we none of us worked here.And I told jud I said, these
guys came up to me after theshow and he said, oh my god,
how's the script? I said,I don't know. He goes,

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do they have a script? Igo, I have no idea, man,
and uh And I just went thereand it was a It was actually
just a movie about a comedian ona boat. It was called The Unsinkable
Schecky Moscow. They changed the timeof the babes Ahoy, but they had
a big uh change. It wasthe best experience. I got to meet

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a lot of great people. Igot to know what shooting the movies are
like. And there was a premiereand my family came out for it and
the movie wasn't excellent. But itwasn't excellent, but my father and mother
got to see me on screen,and they even though it wasn't the greatest,
they were going like my father's goingthat a baby, this is terrific,
and my mother's like you are amazing. No, no, no,

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you know. Love