Snake Oil (Adam Sandler Film School)

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Welcome to Adam Sandler Film School,a retrospective of Adam Sandler's influence on film,
TV and all that stuff. I'mRobert Bacon and with me as always
are my co hosts Marie Maloney CalebGeorge. Yeah, and we are watching
the game show TV series Snake Oil, hosted by our boy David Spade.

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It premiered on September twenty seventh,twenty twenty three. Before we get into
the show, just want to saywe are on Instagram. Just made a
brand new Instagram after that last episode. Probably should have talked about it.
Didn't not good. At the marketingof this show, we created an Instagram.
I've started posting clips of shabbadoo's soyou could check them out, you

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know, get familiar with them.If you know of any shabbadoo's, just
comment on a video and let usknow one that you want us or send
us a message and we'll put upsome chabb dues. Also got a dumb
little cartoon up there of some audiofrom the episode of the Crew that was
so funny, and a unreleased videoof us looking at Adam Sandler art that

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I recorded a really long time agoand then found on an external hard drive,
and I'm like, this is forInstagram. Yes, that wasn't that
hadn't been released previously, that wasnever released. I recorded that whole thing.
Wow. I saved it and thenI moved and then pandemic happened,
and then it just sat on anexternal drive. It's insane. So check
us out where Adam Sandler. Pleasestop on Instagram. So what you're saying

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is for original content, go toinstagrams. Yes. The plot synopsis of
Snake Oil is contestants will present uniqueproducts to convincing entrepreneurs, some of which
are real life while others are snakeoil. With help of celebrity advisors,
they must determine which are real towin life changing prizes. On Wednesday,

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September twenty seven, David Spade takeson the World's Craziest scammers. Let's play
snake Oiel rule. Pair two outrageousproducts, which one is real and which
one is not? Luggage Gone WildStylish locally produced taxidermy pluggage from Kenya.
Optimized bathroom time with sink twice theinnovative over the toilet sink You'll save one

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gallon of water hergom boom. Howmuch would you risk no bigger go home?
Is that at all? Find outwho gets fool and who finds their
fortune? Is it real or isit snake oil? I've never fallen for
a business scam except for hosting thisshow. Snake Oil Series premiere Wednesday,
September twenty seven, con Fox.I guess that would be a good explanation.

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You guys just want to get intoit. I have facts about it,
but we could talk about it aswe just talk about it. I
watched two episodes of snake Oil.How many do you guys watch? I
watched three, I watched two.Yeah, some Marie is the expert.
Yep, I love it. There'sthere's some problems with it. This show
absolutely does not need celebrities. Nowith the contestant. That is my first

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note. Suck Why they take awayfrom the show. They slow. First
of all, the pacing of theshow is so slow, and one of
the reasons is because they just needto cut to that celebrity. And in
the very first episode, there's somuch jam packed in this goddamn show that
the editing is awful. It likecuts off people mid sentence. Who's watching

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for the celebrities? And you knowwhy, they're doing this the mass singer.
It's the only reason why they're doingit. Yeah, sorry, I
didn't. I wasn't sure if wewere gonna get into this right away.
But Fox game shows are absolutely unhinged. Now. It started with the mass
singer and now it's like this uglybeast of technology and the like crowd reactions

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and smokes. How they get ridof the smoke? Sofa? Do you
notice the smoke comes? And thenat first I thought they edited it out,
but they didn't because they showed itgoing away once. Is there like
a giant fan that blows it outlike a vacuum. David Spade said,
best smoke guy in the business.Yeah, I'm assuming that also means smoke

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removal. Yes, well, heknows how to handle it. Anybody could
fill a room with smoke. It'sthe guys that can get it out.
Now, that's what you need.That's that's talent, that's tailent. Can
I speak to the pace real quick? Because I think you hit it on
the nose that the celebrities slow itdown. I will also say I think
David Spade affects the pace too becauseof his lazi fair kind of hosting it.

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Nothing really moves it's and he justkind of makes fun of the show
too, like most of the time, so it's very like oddly paced in
that way that you can't it doesn'tride along. It kind of sits in
some things that make it feel likeit's longer than it is. I agree,
David Spade is somehow one of theworst aspects of the show and the
best. He doesn't want to bethere. It's very obvious he's making fun

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of the show itself. He's Idon't even think he likes what he's wearing.
I don't like who he's wearing.He's like brown and a blue.
It's like, you're a game showhost. He does not look like a
game show host. No, heis so like half assing it. But
at the same time, it's likekind of makes me like it, kind
of makes the sketches work, kindof makes this I love. He's maybe

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the worst game show host, butthat kind of makes him the best host
for this show. I didn't likeit, but I think one of the
reasons why is because I don't thinkit knows what it is. It either
needs to be like a game showthat's like all in on a game show,
or it needs to be more DavidSpade's game show, which is just
like I am here whatever. Yeah, sure, like almost kind of self

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aware game show. It just itwaffles between the two, and I just
think it's a mess for that reason. If this was on Adult Swim,
they did the sketches Adult Swim styleand it was treated like kind of the
same way. This might be oneof the best shows of all time,
but the fact that it's on Fox, it's so overproduced, like there's so
much to it, but in agood way. I love the production.

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It's the production value so high,but David Spaye doesn't belong, he doesn't
no, and there's like there's toomany rounds in the beginning. It should
just be like contestant one guessing,contestant to guessing, then move to the
snake pit. I agree with that. I also think they have too much

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money. They have fifty thousand dollars, but they never get close to like
zero, so it's like, yeah, kind of pointless to have that much
money, other than maybe it's justthe bottom of what they'll make just from
being on the show. But Ijust overall like didn't understand some of the
game mechanics of the game. Ijust didn't get it. If you're listening
to this and you haven't seen themshow, you're gonna be stop. You

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should watch real quick. But I'mgoing to try. But we should also
be able to explain a game show. You should be able to talk to
somebody and be like, oh,mutch in this new game show. It's
awesome, And you should be ableto explain the rules to them. Who
wants to be a millionaire? Couldyou could easily explain to somebody? Deal
or no deal? You know?Oh, you open up a thing and
you're like, I'm going to takeit. No deal actually going and the
banker goes up there, it's like, really love the bank. Yeah,

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you need stuff like that. Yeah. This is from Wikipedia. It says
contestants on the show begin with abank of fifty thousand dollars that they can
choose to invest in a selection ofeight different products, which are presented to
them at the beginning of the show. The products presented to the contestants are
a combination of real and sham orsnake oil products by entrepreneurs, and must

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decide which products are legitimate ventures.Winning contestants receive two hundred and twenty thousand
dollars for correctly guessing which products arereal and which ones are snake oil.
That's not correct either, because you'rebetting. There's a betting aspect of it,
yes, which does add to theshow, but it's too complicated.
Can can either of you explain thatbetter than what that was on Wikipedia?

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I can so. In prepping forthis episode, I like went out into
the living room and I'm like,okay, Like Jimmy, let me like
walk through this, like like howto explain it? And we came up
with a rhyme in rounds one andtwo. The product must be true when

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you're in the pit fake product?Is it? Oh? Because the snake
pit at the end? Okay,yes, the snake pitt. Yes.
Yeah. When they make the crowda whole like audience thing, yes they
do. I also saw someone golike this, yeah yeah. And they
also articulate like different, they maketheir own up, like the mattress slipping

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thing. They were like, Ilove them. He got the crowd into
it. Well, I think thecrowd wild into it because he comments like
wow, hot, really hot crowdtonight, and I'm like, despite you,
my friend, despite you, myfriend. But they're just like super
into it from the beginning. SoI'm pretty sure this is on the same
set that Love Connection recorded on.Uh. I believe that Fox records all

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their in studio stuff at the CBSstudios like Lot, and so when I
was on Love Connection we filmed itlooks exactly the same. You know where
the giant snake is up on thewall, that's one of the giant video
boards that we talked to our dateson that like folds down and reveals like
it's a They filmed American Idol there. I don't know if they filmed the
Mass singer, but they filmed likemost of their stuff in that pit.

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When I was there, there's somany producers on set. They also have
a guy working the crowd. Andthe guy working the crowd when I was
going was awesome because you're in thecrowd, you have to sit around a
really long time and it gets reallyboring. But he was like keeping him
going. He was really funny andthe crowd was one of the best aspects
of filming that. I think theyprobably might even have the same people,

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like the same kind of cruise workingat whoever they have. They have a
good crowd guy. Even if DavidSpade's not bringing it. Yeah, I
buy that because that's good. Theywere ready to go. Yeah, that's
good inside intel. Yeah, I'mnot sure. It looks like Ruth seen
my episode more than I have,so she's like, yeah, that's exactly
the same, that's exactly the same. I just recently watched it, and

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I think you're right. Yeah.The only thing about the show that isn't
very professional looking is the stands thatpeople stand behind. You guys, notice
that, like the little like thething that has how much money they have?
Yeah, those look like shit.Yeah, I didn't want to be
so bad. Why are you puttinglike they're clearly pouring money into the show,

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But then they have like the worstlittle stand to stand behind, Like
it looks like a YouTuber made it, Like it has like the led lights
on the side, and they're kindof like folded wrong and they try to
make it look organic like a snake. But I bet you they just didn't
have enough time or something. They'rebad. A massive aspect of this game
show that we would be remiss notto talk about is the Spade Brigade.

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What the Spade Brigade the actors thatdo commercial yes and he calls it the
Spade Brigade. But are they officiallythe Spade Brigade or did just just David
Spago? This is my thing nowbecause he makes the light of it.
He calls them the Spava gade.Right, he calls them the Spray Brigade.
I don't know if they're officially calledthat, but I'm calling him that

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because I love it. I betyou he definitely helped picked out the cast.
Right. Who doesn't think he did? I don't. You don't think
so? Did you don't think so? No? I don't know. But
they're off thousand percent like groundlings people. Yes, from one of them has
given me Marie Maloney energy. Iwill be really honest with you. I
took a picture at one point.I was like, this is the most

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mur and she's great. Hold yes, yes. When she's like when she
does the glasses bit, she's like, where's my glasses and she puts the
glasses down, I was like,that looks that is a choice Marie Maloney
would make. It looks like MarieMaloney. And she's given me Marie Maloney
in this sketch. She's great.She has a huge compliment. Thank you.

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She's great. In it. She'sreally good. I was really looking
forward to all the stuff she wasdoing because I was like, she's legitimately
very funny. She is bringing itat I really like a lot of the
actors in The Spade Brigade. Igenuinely think they're funny. They're doing the
best with what they're given, Like, they do an amazing job. They're
One of the best parts about theshow is the sketches, which it's just

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a sketch showing off a product,and they do it for the real one
and the fake one, so thatway it's harder to tell which one's real
and fake. And they do sucha great job of like showing you the
product, having little jokes in therethat don't dominate the scene, but like
keep it really fun and interesting.And I think all of them do a
really great job did when they do. When they're doing it, it's like

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an infomercial and they kind of bringthis one back like maybe they did in
the first one they do in thesecond, but it's like an infomercial type
and they sees two fun characters andthey bring over the glasses and one of
them goes, oh, he's newand I like and Spade called it out
too, and I was like,that's legitimately funny, Like, that's so
funny. David did say one ofthem like, oh this guy again,

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because he was that commercial. Assomeone who works in advertising and is a
thousand percent like an ad nerd Ithis is like a dream job. I
want to be on the Spade Brigadeso badly because they get to be in
so many different genres and types oflike commercial. The people writing this are
very, very funny to me.I think they're doing a great job.

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I would die for the Spade Brigade. The bald guy with the mustache,
Oh my god, who takes offhis shoes on an airplane, so funny.
And he plays the sitcom guy latertoo, Yes, Oh he's so
good. There's two great things aboutthis show. One guessing which one's real
and which one's fake. They presenttwo items, you say that one's definitely

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fake, that one's not, andthen if it's better to watch with somebody.
Because I played with Ruth, Ruthand I disagreed on a lot of
them. I wrote notes Ruth waswrong a lot. Bacon, that's so
fucking funny Because me and Jimmy weredoing the exact same thing. We were
like playing together. We were bothpretty good at it, but he was
a tiny bit better and he wouldnot let me live that down. Like,

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it is so fun to watch thiswith someone and like play together and
then bet like so that you canbet. I like that aspect. There
just needs to be something with themoney to make it because you have fifty
thousand, and nobody bets like evenclose to it. You're only allowed to
bet like ten thousand. The firstone. It's the first one is worthless.
It's basically like the thing to setit off, so you don't have
any ties for the second one.So it's fun watching it and guessing,

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and then it's really fun to likeshut up and listen to the sketches because
it's just a the whole show isjust sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch. And
if they cut stuff in between itand get to the sketches faster and just
focus on the contestants, it reallyfeels like they are one round short of
what they actually need. You needthree doing to make the show. Yeah,
to make the show kind of floatbecause they have an hour too,

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Like that's the way too, long, and it's not like they switch out
guests that they should be able toget through three, but you would require
it require the host to move ata pace that isn't David Spade's pace.
You should just cut the fucking celebritiesbecause you're wasting time there. And then
on top of that, like yeah, just move, Just get the rounds
out quicker, Maybe have a faster, like faster round first, and then

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take more time, maybe spend moremost time on the snake pit like it
just it just it's it's it moves. It's such a snails pace. It
feels like, did you guys noticethat during some of the infomercials they'll cut
the info audio to like hear thecelebrity commentary. Yeah, I fucking that.
It made me so mad for theSpade brigade on their back. So

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that's kind of so because of aman, I'm gonna sound so goddamn oled
twitch streaming and like that aspect ofthing, it's kind of creeping its way
into TV. I'm seeing and they'regoing to those reaction shots. I hate
it as well. I unfortunately thinkMurray that it's going to be kind of
become more of a part of television. Boom hiss, Hey, it can

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be done well. It can bedone well. I watch, if I
could watch the Manning Cast where youwatch Eli Manning and his brother Peyton Manning
watching football together. They're on thescreen the entire time and you're listening to
them. That is amazing. Ilove that. So it can be done
properly in a show. In thisshow, don't think it's done properly well.

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But to your point, Bacon,the Manning Cast is like you're substituting
essentially the normal commentators for your favoritecommentators. So that's why I think it
works. Like learnet is an Fone commentary thing that I like listening to,
versus just the F one racing.Like, I think that the problem
is that when it's like I'm tryingto watch this legitimately and we live in

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a world where commenting on the contentis as much the content as the content,
that it's driving me crazy. I'mlike, I just want to watch
the content, that's all I want. I don't even want to call it
content anymore. I hate that fuckingphrase. Yes, but like it is
just is what it is in thisworld. And so like I think it's
starting to drive me crazy. Doyou guys just want to go through the
products and we'd like to talk aboutthat. Yeah. I don't remember all

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of them, but I wrote themall down. Tie Protector is that?
Yes, the first one was aplastic tie protector. Tie protector versus North
Meet South, an app where youmeet your polar opposite. It was because
I wrote down beaver Anus. Ifeel like beaver Anus came first, and

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trink it the Nightmare ferry. Okay, So then it's baby Trinket bracelets versus
the deer Slayer. Baby trinket braceletsis hair and the teeth of your children
that have fallen out. Nah,we gotta make jewelry. We gotta make
jewelry. Pull them out, themout, they'll go back. And that's

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versus deer Slayer, which is awhiskey made from venison, the first meat
infused of venison. I guessed babyTrinket bracelets was fake because I'm like,
I don't think you could send bodyparts in the mail. Oh that's interesting,
reasonable. Oh yeah, I guessbaby trinkets. My personal guest is
baby you thought that was real?Yeah, And the guest had the same

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reasoning I did, which is thatlike it feels like a product that people
would potentially use for nostalgia purposes orwhatever. But I's wrong. That was
way wrong. Yeah. I justthought that infusing meat in alcohol, it
just doesn't sound sanitary, and Ifeel like it cheat just like the essence

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of the alcohol sterilizes it. Iguess the alcohol does sterilize it. Yeah,
I don't know. I just thoughtit was kind of disgusting and not
done well. That one I knew. So then I was like, I'm
pretty sure you can't send teeth inthe mail, Like like I've sent stuff
in the mail and it's like itsays like something about no body parts,

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and I'm like, I can't sendthis toe that I was expecting, you
know, to say, you know, and I've you know, I've done
that too many times. I shouldalways check the terms of service before I
cut off the toe. But youknow what I got when you can't send
the toe, I can't mail,I can't. You know, it's bureaucratic
bullshit. If you have it is, yeah, it is. But the
thing that put it over the topfor me was when they're interviewing the deer

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slayer guy and he said that theyhad beaver anus infused whiskey. And I'm
like, that has to be real. It has to be real because if
you said that, it's too fake. It's too fake. Yeah, to
just spout that off, you know. So you got that one wrong,
Caleb? Did you get that way? I got it wrong? I did.
Yeah. Then we had the SmithyTie Protector, which is a sleeve

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that you stick your tie in,like a condom for your tie. And
then we had North Meet South,which is an app, a dating app
where you meet your polar opposite.I knew right away that smith I tie
was real because I have personally seenno, my my fiance eat a piece

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of pizza Mari and arow sauce shootonto his tie and be like, oh
darn, I just ruined to tie. And I was like, you needed
that. That's the same thing.That isn't that the guy was eating spaghetti
the inventor, That's what he said, What's stop wearing ties and eating spaghetti

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sauce. I'm a guy. I'ma guy who flips the tie over his
shoulder. Yes, yes, Ido the I do the shoulder flip when
I eat. Yes, that's whatI thought it was. Sometimes the tie
gets in things. Yes, Like, yeah, tie, ties are just
long napkins and they need to beprotected, Caleb. That's why I thought

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it was fake, because I'm like, just flip your tie over your shoulder,
you idiot. No, I thoughtit was real for that reason.
I realized. I was like,oh yeah, I was like, this
is practical. Yeah, it's practical. Ties are in the direct line of
fire of food. It's simultaneously practicaland also stupid. I was very honest
with you because the guy in thevideo, the guy's like lathering himself and

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all kinds of stuff, and I'mlike, why are we only focused on
the tie? That's also ruined?The suit is way more expensive the tie.
The tie is not Who has abespoke tie? You know, Like,
what the fuck? I'm sure theyexist, spoke I'm sure they exist.
However, I will say I enjoyedthe video for North South. Yes,

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that the Spade Brigade did a greatjob there the goth and the preppy.
It was a goth guy and apreppy girl there, back and forth
was so funny. Yeah, itwas so well done. Yes, I
was the only one to get itright the last time, But on this
one, you both got it right, I got it wrong. I'm like,
it has to be the app,because that that sounds like we've gone
so far in the dating app world. It seems like there's already there's Farmers

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only, you know. Yeah,so anything's possible. I thought this North
meet South would be a potential app, but nope, it was just an
improviser. Oh my gosh, thatwas triggering. The whole time I was
watching, me and Jimmy were doingbits like after the people like explained their

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background and stuff who they were,we'd be like, and I'm an improviser
because that, Like one guy waslike, oh yeah, I do software
attach but also I'm an improviser,he said, he said, and I
quote I wrote it down because itwas very triggering. I do improv comedy
for fun, That's what he said. Yes, yep, And I was

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like that hurts. Yeah. Also, David Spade delivers some lines from time
to time that genuinely make me laugh. They went through each one of them,
they put it, they locked itin. Robergill like broke his ankle
or some shit, and they lockit in and Dave David Spade goes,
I'm a little worried about this appand everyone looks at him, goes,
you're saying that now, And Iremember it being like a very kind of

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genuinely funny moment. Yes, andlike the times were David, like David
Smaide has really funny moments because he'salmost saying what you're thinking. Yes.
And I think that's where like it'skind of interesting, but also where the
show doesn't know what it is.Like he's taking at the host of like
us on the couch. He hasthat same energy. It's like we're on

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the couch being like, yeah,haha, okay, here's how the game.
It's like you explaining it to afront. Here's how the game works,
and it's really stupid. Anyway,shut up here, here's the fun
part. The things starting exactly andhe's dressed like he off his couch.
Everything about his energy is just like, yeah, I guess we'll do this
like it's it's so it is kindof funny at times, but also hurts

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the show I think at times aswell. Yeah, I don't know,
he's not the main problem with theshow. I think the pacing is the
main problem. Problems with the show. Yeah, I think the celebrity is
the big one. The next thingthat was up was it was irresistible wax.
Wax that looks exactly like food thatyou would see in the window of
a Chinese food restaurant, and aScrubby's the blowfish, which is a blowfish

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with little Scrubby toilelady parts on therethat you throw in the toilet, and
Murrie, what'd you call that one? Shitfishish? That one? I'm like,
Scrubby blowfish is definitely fake. Youcan't keep that in there. You're
just gonna shit all over a fish. There's just there's shit all over the
fish. Like what on earth?That's disgusting. You wouldn't just you wouldn't

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keep that. You wouldn't just havethat on top of your fucking toilet,
Like, what the fuck? That'sso unsanitary. I was in on Scrubbies
the blowfish until I saw it function, and then I was like, well,
that's not cleaning shit. No,it's literally not cleaning shit. It
would just be it would just bemaybe touching getting more shitty if you want

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more. It's on your toilet,that's all it's doing. It's getting shit
on it on itself, but it'snot cleaning the ship. Like yeah,
At first, I was like,that's kind of a fun, cool idea,
but then once I saw it inaction, I was like, that's
that's awful, and good on themfor doing this, because this show is
a lot like a shark tank kindof where you're you're getting you're seeing products

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for the very first time, andthe toilet tech toilet bullshit is so much
money, so it makes sense thatthey would have a product like this.
It could exist maybe if it hadlike a little magnetic wand where you put
the blowfish in you turn it on. It has more power than what this
is. This is like the powerof a fart, and it would need

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to have enough power to go around. And you do it for like thirty
seconds and then it turns off,and then you stick the wand back in
there with the magnet and it pullsit up and out and you put it
in its own little cubby. Soit's like a toilet brush, but instead
of a toilet brush always sitting there, it's like an automatic toilet brush.
And you've made it look cool becauseyou've made it a blowfish. Maybe honestly,
unless there's a fish hook like inthere game. Oh yes, unless

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there's a fish hook that you haveto use to retrieve it out of the
toilet. Caleb. That's where Igot the idea, and I didn't even
know it because it was just sodeep. And everyone knows fish hook game.
The thing spins around. Yeah,you take magnet, try to get
fish hook, get really upset,throw it against the wall. Cry.
Everyone knows the game. Everyone knowsthat game, and I would play that

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game. Yeah. The real onewas irresistible wax, which I don't know.
What do you guys think about that? It's weird. I don't think
I understand it. Is it justwax? Is it edible? No,
it's not edible. But also onlytwo of the products smell like the product
that is being burned. Yes,it was like the buffalo wings smell like

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buffaloing sauce. But everything else smellslike lavender or vanilla. Oh, so
you light it. So it's intendedto this. This went over my head.
It's intended to be like a fragrancething. You microwave it, you
don't actually light it, right?Is that? What is it? Is?
Murney? So there are like mechanismscalled wax melts where you like put
like just a wax thing in thislike bowl and there's like a heating element

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underneath it, or sometimes a candleunder it that like melts the wax.
So I think you put these inthose bowls, the wax melts. Okay,
So it's just a thing that wewe don't even know about it.
For me, it's like just lighta fucking candle, you know, right,
don't melt the wax. But Iguess some people are freaked out about
like open flames but want the scentof candle. I don't know, no,

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Marie. I want something that Ican connect to my phone that has
bluetooth, that allows me to leaveit somewhere and I can turn it on
and off, maybe schedule it tocome on when I want it to.
I need to overcomplicate it. Iwould like something that I could melt to
give a fragrance and also accidentally eatbecause I thought it was food. That's
what I personally want. Yes,I want something that could kill my friends

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if I accidentally left it out,you know, But that wouldn't leave me
any liability. It's clearly wax.I don't know why he tried to eat
two at once, by the way, deviled eggs, So I know if
that's on me, he kept eatingafter the first bite. Yes, that's
really on him. It's on him. It's on him. So the next

(28:48):
thing that we had was pampered feet, a towel specifically designed to clean between
your toes. Right now, whatyou pause has given me Marie energy here.
Yes, I love that lady.So fuck this is such a this
is such a high compliment. Checkout our check out our Instagram. I'm

(29:10):
gonna show the picture of the personwho if Mariam was was in the David
Spade Brigade, she'd be playing thesecharacters. If I was in the David
Spade Brigade and was fifty five yearsold, Yes, this would be.
They would just put old makeup onyou, you know, like that's all
they would do. That's the onlydifference here. Yeah, And it was

(29:32):
that versus soaps that you take apicture of and they're like custom made.
So you take a picture of somebodyand you send it to them and they
make a three D print of thatperson's face. Now that one I knew
was fake because they said one photo. And you need at least too,
you need a profile to know likeat least like the depth of the person's
head. Or kind of like thebetter shape of the head. So it

(29:53):
was only one photo and they're like, oh, we're gonna print that on
like not real, not even doingit. And when they showed the print
they showed the printing, I'm like, that's plastic. That's not soap.
That is such good insight onto whythat was fake. I thought the soap
was real because I was like,we're three D printing everything these days,
like, why not soap? Andthen I knew the pampered feet was real

(30:15):
when they were talking to the inventorand she said, I invented it because
my uh like mother has diabetes andcan't clean between her toes. Well,
and I'm like this that kind ofstory feels like something you hear on Shark
Tank. Yes, and then it'soh, it is if if you're older
and you can't bend over. I'mlike, just use a towel clean between
your toes. Stupidest, stupidest thing. But then I was like, oh,

(30:37):
it's for older people. You cangrab one end and do it the
other. That makes sense, makessense, But that also led me to
astray for the mattress flipping thing.I was about to say right, yeah,
right, and the fact that theother guy on the mattress flipping was
like it was like fork, dude, right, it was man fork Oh,
And I was like, this istoo fucking dumb to to believe that

(30:57):
it's real. But apparently it's whatwould you have on that one, Caleb
on the towel versus side, Itruly thought it was the I get your
reasoning now, but I really thoughtit was a soap because I thought,
A, it's fun, Yeah,it seems like it's easy to make.
And then I also just love theSpade Brigade video around it. I thought

(31:18):
I thought it's felt self aware.Maybe it was too self aware and too
funny that it felt like a youknow, a concept that they came up
with. But I really just thought, like I was like I would give
that product like I would think thatwould be funny, like soaps of my
face to my family or something likethat. So I mean, and that's
what they do a good job of, you know, making you guess like

(31:41):
And that's another thing I'm going tosay about the show. If this show
is going to continue, this isa lot of products. It is a
lot of products to get through,so you need a lot of real and
fake products. Every week the Spadebrigade needs to come up with what is
it like ten videos a week?Yes, yeah, damn and not even

(32:01):
that's ten videos a show. Soone of the reasons why here's another insight,
David Spade might seem a little tiredand aloof is because they don't shoot
one of these a day. WhereI had to be for the Love Connection,
they shot three of them. Theyshoot three of them a day,
and you have to sit around andwait, and sometimes they have an extra
person back there, so there's likefour or five people waiting. So this

(32:23):
might have been a show later inthe day, or he might have just
been aloof or not known what heessentially got himself into, because this is
a long fucking day. If you'reyesh, yeah, I believe that.
Yeah totally. So then after thewinner, they go on to what's called
the snake pit. Snake pit peoplethen do like snake army shooty things.

(32:44):
Yeah, sorry, I got andI knocked over my mic. So then
there's another confusing aspect of it whereit's like you could pick between three and
you can win this amount of money. You could pick between four you win
this amount of money or you couldpick between five and when when it all
and it's like, can't you justmake them do the five? Because I

(33:06):
struggle to understand the snake fit thing. For me, it was like I
thought for each one you guessed correctly, you got like an additional amount of
money that would have been cool.Five you got one hundred thousand dollars.
But it's not the case. CorrectNow you have to guess the snake oil
product. Yes, if you don't, then your your money's cut in half.
Yes, yes, but you canpick between three, four and five.

(33:30):
And after watching three episodes, I'mlike, it does not serve you
to pick five, Like these productsare hard to do, like the snake
pick products are really hard to discernwhen you're in the pit. Fake product?
Is it? Now? On thisone? I got this one right
Between the five products or four products? He said four products and the reason

(33:53):
gave away. So here's the fourthings. There's one is a hat like
a sun hat that has the solarpanels on top, little tiny solar panels
on top and a fan built intothe front so it like cools your head.
The second thing is a smart cane. It's literally a cane that you
would use if you need a cane, but it has like Bluetooth and trekking

(34:15):
and nonsense in it. Then there'sthe run bell. It's a little thing
that you put on your hand whenyou run. You click on it and
it's like a bell like on abike, so if you're running, people
move out of your way. Iknew that one was real because I've seen
people use that on the Lake ShorePath in Chicago. Then there's the swim
airs. There's swim trunks that youcan inflate so they become floaties. I

(34:35):
knew this one was instantly fake whenI saw the size of the floaty thing
not big enough to hold up anadult. And two they said you just
pull a ripcord and it opens thoseopen with small little cartridges that you'd have
to replace every single time you'd wantto do inflate your shorts. Also,
those things that go inflated, they'renot made to be deinflated like that.

(34:57):
And for the same reason. Yeah, this is the only time I thought
the fake product was really obvious.But in the other episodes, like the
snake products are really hard, likeway harder than this round. Well,
for the first thing, I'll sayto completely agree with all that reasoning.
I also they said for women thatit was there was a top, and

(35:20):
I was like, no fucking way, how would that work? I completely
agree. Yeah, and also evenwith the swim trumps, you pull the
ripcord, it's gonna basically like flipyou over. Yeah. I don't think
it's gonna work in a way thatyou think it's gonna. So I was,
yeah, I was also like,that makes no sense to me,
so let's just move on. Sowe watched all of us at least watch

(35:43):
two episodes. Here we could see, uh, we're playing it right now
looking at it, and you couldsee David's blade's wearing like a brown not
a leather jacket, and then likea blue wade. Yeah, like a
swede. David swayed, David,Oh, David Sway. I hope his
sister has that line that David swimshe's dead though, Oh, I forgot

(36:07):
about that. I'm sorry, nevermind. Okay, So the second episode
had amazing contestants. You had Tony, who was a stereotype come to life,
and I think they did Tony dirtyby putting him next to Dwight Howard.

(36:31):
Tony's a tiny little Oh my God, and next to Dwight Howard,
he looks infinitessely small. He lookstwo feet shorter than Yeah, Marie,
this is what you and I looklike when we stand next to each other.
Yes, it is. I couldn't. It's ridiculous on television, it's

(36:51):
ridiculous. Cottie's massive, easily twofeet taller. They couldn't have even get
like done. Tony is solid andlike giving him an apple box to stand
on, like, come on,you guys, that's mean. Yeah,
And look, the guests were uselessalready, but he, Dwight Howard was

(37:12):
exceptionally useless. And Tony was overDwight immediately, immediately, constantly, constantly
shooting him. Looks like that doesmake any sense, talking over him,
wasn't listening to him, didn't care. Yeah, Tony was zoned in,
zoned in. Well, I thinkthat's why Dwight Howard didn't. He was
like, I'm not being valued.I do whatever you want, Tony.
And I think Dwight kind of knew, like, hey, Tony is a

(37:35):
lone wolf, all right, likehe can't be told what to do.
No, all right, And againI'm looking at these kind of looked like
my wedding photos too. Oh yeah, Ruth and I are can look at
each other dead that. Yeah,both pretty small? Do you guys?
Did you guys hear you guys knowthe story. You were both at my

(37:57):
wedding When Ruth and I were bothup there, Ruth's grandpa said he's huge,
like just loud enough for us tohear because he was close enough.
I didn't hear that. I didnot hear that either. It's like Zeta,
I met you, we've met.He just noticed how big I was

(38:17):
when he saw me mixed to Ruth. Were you guys were also kind of
elevated a little bit too? Yeah? I think right on a mound.
I don't know. We got marriedin the woods. If anybody's wondering what
this is? The other contestant,Brie, when she walked on, I
was like, I want her arms? How do I get her arms?
Oh? Yeah, she is theother contestant is real fit? And then

(38:38):
Adam Devine came on and I waslike, well, I want his arms
too. Got so we got AdamVine and Dwight Howard pretty good celebrities.
Still don't need him, No,Although I did like Adam Vine. I
think he was very funny at times. Yeah, he was great Sandler versus
you guys, David Spade's here.Adam's part of the Sandler verse, now,
you know, because of my favoriteAdam Devinelin. And the whole thing

(39:00):
was you have to invest in art. Yeah, I guess you have to
invest in art. It made melaugh so hard. That's really good.
Yeah. So the second episode hadthese items. We had the Studley stud
Finder and versus pig Cosso does anyonewant to explain these two? Sure?

(39:21):
Got okay, the Studley stud Finderis a stud finder, but it has
two It has a man on it. It's it just doesn't make sense at
all, but it has a manon it who's just ripped. And really
the whole commercial the Spade Brigade thingis really like finding studs in the wall,

(39:45):
but it needs to be sexy.I need to be able to also
fuck this thing. If he's thevibe I got as well, Yeah,
Ruth, and I said, butif it vibrated and kind of had like
an end, you know, andalso happened to be a stud finder.
Yeah, now we have a productwith more than one use. Yeah,
because now do you want to rubthat all over a wall. I don't

(40:06):
know. I don't know. Yeah, it's dumb. Other than like they
I just got the energy. Iwas like, this is they want to
fuck these stubfinders. That's what That'swhat I got out of it against pig
Casso, which already I was like, this is the real one, yep,
And for a couple of reasons,I thought it was a real one
one. Pigs are very smart,very capable of this, so I was
like, this pig, there's actuallyprobably a pig who literally did this.

(40:29):
But second of all, they barelyshowed the pig doing it bare, which
made me feel like, oh,the pig actually draws these, and like
showing too much of it would showthat this is that this pig's actually doing
a lot of this. But I'dseen pigs paint before and I'd seen this,
so for me, I was like, immediately, like, pig Piicasso's
real. That's wild that you've seenpigs paint before. Love pigs, big

(40:52):
fan of pigs. Love pigs too. I've actually I think I saw there
was a documentary called My Kid CouldPaint that that was very thing back in
the day, and I think theyshowed animals painting things like there's an elephant
that paints things. So it's like, okay, oh yeah, I think
there're elephants are smart, pigs aresmart, they could paint. I think
a dog can paint. And thenI also, the Studley studfinder clearly looks

(41:12):
three D printed. They obviously havea three D printer. They just three
D printed something and slept it ona normal stud finder. That's that's what
I mean. Who I don't understand? Who needs a stud finder? It's
also like, oh, man onit, like who who? I don't
know? Who's good? It's agood pun because most of the time when

(41:34):
you have a stud finder, aguy will be like, yeah, there's
the dad joke. It's just right, there's easy pickings. Yeah joke.
Bound found the stud so it's aneasy lead to that product. Yeah,
it could This could be something youcould buy at Spencer's. So like it
did make sense, you could buythis is a gad gift, right,

(41:57):
but it's not. The piccasso isreal. No, Marie, do you
want to explain the man fork versusTurner's mattress Turners. Best name, by
the way, Turner's mattress Turners,I mean, come on, best name
it's pretty good, pretty good name. So the man fork is exactly what
it sounds like. It's a bigfork for big men. It's literally a
serving fork. It's a fucking servingfork. Yeah, it's yeah, it's

(42:21):
just an enormous fucking fork. Likethat's it. And it blew my mind
when Dwight Howard is like, whoneeds a fork that big? You did?
You? You would buy this?Now he has a pitchfork. He's
so big he is as a pitchfork. That's like he's a big man.
I thought this one was real atfirst immediately because I was like, oh,
because I've held forks that I've likecan bend in my hand, you

(42:45):
know, and like, oh,maybe this is like a solid fork that's
like made of really good materials.But then when they explained that, they're
like, it's bigger so you canget more food in your mouth, and
I'm like, stupid fake product.Yeah, yeah, that's why I thought
it was fake too. And thenTurner's Mattress Turners is a mattress turning service
that comes over and turns a mattressfor you, and they explain it that

(43:07):
they already have customers, they're alreadyhelping elderly people and then they're just there
and they just flip and they chargethem sixty five dollars for a turn,
and I'm like, that makes sense, you're already there. It's just snuff
charge. Yeah. And also liketurning your mattress sucks. I would pay
someone sixty dollars to do that,but it was fake. Why not?
It's the face fake that was shocking. Yeah, I guess because it would

(43:29):
just be something you add on.It's just something that's already built into services.
It's not its own company. Yeah, and that's why That's where like
that kind of points out the problemwith the show, like they have to
find so many products real and fake, and then you're kind of splitting hairs
with like what's real and what's fake. Well, also, the Man for

(43:52):
Guy, so obviously you come onthis show to help get awareness of your
products, which I don't know ifit's the best thing, because it's like,
oh my god, that thinks sostupid. It's fake, like could
be said directly to your face aboutyour own product. The Manfork guy I
thought did a horrible job. Ithat was what turned me off to The
Man Fork because I was like,well, this Juberni is not real.

(44:13):
Well he does improv for sure,they all do. Yeah, he does
improv. He's not made it ona team somehow, but he doesn't.
You know. He took like leveltwo of Groundlings or yeah, like that,
and he got kicked off. Yeah. Yeah, he was the one
guy that was like, stop comingin and killing everyone. Yeah, can
you not jerk off in every scene? It's funny. So I just didn't

(44:36):
buy that. And then also Ithink Turner's Mattress. Turners really played on
the aspect of like this is apractical product, like their you know,
disability, and like older people woulduse this. So I was all bought
in on that, and I Igot fooled for the heart strings on that
one. So we all got thatone wrong. Yeah, that one really
fooled us. I think that likethe key, oh there's and then Marie

(44:58):
also would be killed. Oh thatbig dude, I love that, Big
dude. Caleb, you want todo this because I did. I've just
talked so much on this episode,Caleb, you want to talk about it.
Next one is fridge Locked two pointzero and ibands Fridgelocked two point oho
is the idea that you if you'retrying to lose weight or get in shape,

(45:20):
that you would lock your fridge soyou couldn't eat any sort of like
snacks or bad foods that you didn'twant. And so it's kind of an
interesting concept. They actually do usethis feature in smart like this is actually
like smart refrigerators do have this featurea little bit. So this does kind
of exist, but I don't thinksolely for this purpose. Like I don't

(45:45):
think fridgelock two point zero exists,but some refrigerators do have restrictive things whatever.
I don't know if they have ahandprint or whatever. Then there's eyebands,
which is a hairband that also actas reading glasses. And if you
have old people in your life,like everybody does, you know that's real.

(46:07):
You know that's fucking real because myparents are losing their glasses or need
their readers all the time. Andof course this is real. There's so
much technology and science going into readersfor old people. They have so many
options. You have the ones that'ssplit in half in the middle and then

(46:27):
can just dangle down your neck.You have they like try to put them
everywhere so you can't lose them.I've seen them on phone cases like an
iPhone case, and then you hita button. Then they slip out like
a goddamn switchblade, and you canhold them up to your menu. I've
seen old people do this. They'llput the readers are going to be on

(46:47):
the moon, They'll put them anywhere, the fridge lock. I'm like,
that's fake. It would cost toomuch for a whole handprint reader. You
only need a thumb print or afingerprint reader. Everyone knows that. Everyone,
every every idiot knows that. Sothat's why I guess that. Did
you guess the fridge? Kaal?I guess Ivanskaya purely because I loved the

(47:13):
Spade Brigade commercial. I fucking lovedthe Spade Brigade commercial, and I was
like, I need bands to bereal. They also look so bad on
your face, the eye bands they'reahead they do. They look so stupid.
Playing the commercial is an infomercial thatis really well done. Again with
Marie's care. Oh my god,Marie, play this character. They look

(47:35):
like horse Grant goggles that are toosmall horse Grant. I love this bitch
so much. Also, how comeit looks like the headband? Why not
just make the loops bigger? Anda little bit further apart, so they
don't look like you're looking through smallforest grant head bands. Those are the

(47:58):
worst classes grants. They look likethey're just too small, like ill fitting
horse grant goggles. So I cansee why you could be fooled by this
one. You're like, no way, this is real. This doesn't even
look engineered properly. I don't lookat them when in this sketch man they
are, I forget that they arepoor in wine. My god, I

(48:20):
love those bitches so much. Thisthis the infomercial was so good. The
glasses do look fucking crazy on,but it's of course it's real. Like
every boomer needs like readers now,And of course if you wear headband and
then you're like you only need yourreaders to like read a menu or something,

(48:42):
then like this is actually a prettygood product. I think as a
headband, it looks great. Andthen they're obviously not meant to be worn
for an extended period of time becauseyou look like an idiot. Yeah,
you look absolutely insane. Oh yeah, murray, do you want to explain
what this last one is? Here? Chili con Carnivore is a chili with

(49:05):
exotic animal meat inside of it.Mm hmm. I think that's that's long
and short of it. And thenthe bond heart is like a wearable necklace
that like you can feel someone's heartbeaton. Now on this one, I
thought the heartbeat one was one realbecause when they showed the packaging, the

(49:30):
packaging looked legit like that's what Ithought too. I was like, that's
really good packaging. I also thoughtthat yeah, And I was like,
I know, we have this technologythat like you could easily sink yes,
repeating the pattern of someone else's heartbeat, like I could. I could see
that working, like it's built intolike I don't know, it's probably an

(49:52):
Android watch that does it too,but on my Apple Watch, Ruth and
I both have watches, and youcould literally just text each other your heartbeat
at the moment. So you openup the heart beat up, you record
it, or you open up thetexting app and you could send it back
and forth, so you could sendeach other your heart beats. That's already
built in. And then the packagingwas so amazing and it's very Apple like,
and I'm like, okay, Isee, yes, that's exactly what

(50:14):
they're going for. And it's totallypossible to make a little thing that just
vibrates really nicely and looks and itlooked great. I'm like, that has
to be real, because, tobe fair, the Chili con carnivore,
I mean, it feels like I'veseen that product somewhere like at a like
at a tourist place, you know, and I wasn't sold by the guy's

(50:34):
performance. The guy. That's whatI was about to say. Yeah,
at first, I was like,maybe Chili kan carnivore isn't real because like,
are like two of the animals werelike kangaroo and like ostrich or emu.
So I was like, oh,are we like importing the like animal

(50:54):
meat from like Australia and stuff.But then he said some of it was
just like like the animals were juston a farm. Yeah, he didn't
confusing. He wasn't very good.He I think he was just nervous.
I think, you know, it'she got out there. It was really
on him. He maybe felt likethe other product was so good and his
was so stupid. I don't know, I don't know. I just think

(51:15):
he needed to do improv comedy forfun. I think that's really what he
needed to do. So Tony endsup losing, and it was a you
know, it was kind of bittersweetto see him go. I didn't really
want him to win because the otherwoman also said that she was going to
give all her money to charity.She did or she was going to buy
a house for her dog. Wasthat her? Oh? Yeah? Did
she wait? Did she frame itin a way that made it seem like

(51:37):
charity and she was actually like Ineed something she you know, my house,
My dog needs a bigger house.She's she framed it like this.
This is the way she said it. She was like, I need this
money because I'm living with someone rightnow that I care about deeply, and
I would like for us to buya house together. And then like a
second, like thirty seconds later,something that she goes by the way,

(51:58):
it's my dog, And everyone's kindof like, wait, what yes,
Oh, so you're you want tobuy a house for your dog and you
is that what this is? Soit's really weird. It was like it
was it didn't quite go I thinkthe way she's expecting to get. Yeah.
I feel like the show kind oflike half writes something for them,
like based on like what they knowabout the contestant, like why they got

(52:21):
picked. So she decided to gowith five and the Five Things. One
of the prizes is a little hoodie, little plush hoodie thing that you put
on the stick shift of your carthat looks like it could potentially kill you.
It could be one of the reasonswhy your hands slips off the stick
shift. I don't understand the purposeof this product, but I was like,

(52:45):
there's so many little kitchy car thingsthat you could get. Yes,
Like it doesn't make a lot ofsense, but it would be something I
could. I could get in acar and look down and be like,
oh, that's kind of cute.I wouldn't want it, but that's kind
of cute. Like I could seethat. I could. That's why I
thought it was real or we spoilersit's real because I'm like, that thing

(53:06):
looks dangerous. It's like those bigfluffy things on the steering wheels. I'm
like, again, that's very dangerouslooking to me, but it's real.
Yes. The next thing is that'sour baby, where you and somebody else
spit into a tube and then youmail it out and then they send you
back a picture of what your babywould look like. I immediately knew this
was fake. Same same, same, So Caleb, it's not how jeans

(53:30):
work. Yes, And they didn'tshow an end product because you couldn't because
again, it's just so impossible.You can't just spit in the tube.
And it's like, this is whatyour baby will one hundred percent look like.
That's not how that's not how babiesare made. There's no product to
show here, by the way,Like, yeah, you're showing the box
that you send it, but likeeverything else is the product. The product

(53:51):
in this case is the picture ofthe baby. I don't see that,
so this isn't real to me.That was my thought process of it.
Also, I don't know if youguys could see, but there's two in
the thing, one of which hasfallen out of the case. Oh yeah,
I didn't notice that. The productpackaging is such trash on this it's
so bad that they could even keepthe spit vial in there. Do they

(54:14):
fake spit in there? Fake?It has to be real? Why would
you? Yeah? Fake spit costsmoney. The next product is a like
goggles that you wear on your facethat help with some sort of nonsense or

(54:36):
your normal sleeping it helps to reducejet lag. Yes, well, and
the science behind this. I waslike, there's legitimate science behind that,
because with blue light does signal whatis it, chemicals in your brain to
kind of like start to slowly goto sleep. So as much as it
seems counterintuitive to shine light in youreyes, like certain lighting can tell you

(54:58):
your brain like Okay, it's timeto go to sleep. So there was
like some science here that I waslike, I could buy this. I
could buy this, which is whyI was like, I think that's real.
I've seen I swear I've seen thisin sharper image. I swear probably
back when that existed. Like thisproduct has been around for a really long
time. We've known about like thelight shooting in your eyes thing. Yeah.
Also like it has an adjustable thingfor the brow. Like that's another

(55:21):
like kind of giveaway, Like ifyou're making a fake product, you're not
doing these things. Oh yeah,I thought I thought it was fake just
because I have very recently had jetlag, and I was like, ain't
no way a light's fix in that. I've I've had it, but I
don't know if this is no fuckingway a little lights fix in that shit
it hasn't been widely adopted yet,so that's kind of my like, I

(55:44):
don't think it really totally works,but I don't know if you've used this
product, let us know. Thenext one was so obviously real, Oh,
fortune cookies, but they're cool Fortunecookies like inside, it has funny
things and it has the brand ofcards against Humanity. Yes, it's cookies

(56:04):
against Humanity, so it's like yeah, unless they are completely ripping it off,
this is one hundred billion percent ofreal product. Yes, yes,
and Misfortunes is a good product.Great name, great name, great branding.
What a great gift idea for somebodytruly, right, I think it's
a good gift, a good likegag gift that you could actually use,

(56:28):
you know, put out when youhave dinner parties or whatever. Then there's
sub Soccer, the very last one. It is a soccer table. It's
a table that you could play soccerunder that is built so well, I'm
like that one. That thing isone real Yeah, I mean it's really
stupid, but it is real.It's like fill miss thing. Yeah.
I saw a video of this soof someone of two people playing this.

(56:51):
So when this came on, Iwas like, that's a real product.
I've seen that played. I don'tunderstand if I could cheat at this game.
I could push that ball all theway into your goal just with my
leg easy. Well, that wouldbe off sides, my friend. Oh,
there's off sides in this game.I don't like. Of course,
there's offsides in soccer. We alreadyhave so many versions of tables that are
soccer. We have foosball. Idon't need soccer underneath. It brings it

(57:14):
back to the roots. Using yourlegs, you know what I'm saying.
As you sit on a chair andflail back and forth with your legs.
Yeah, imagine how fucking distracting itwould be to be sitting at a table
and just your no million dollars dealwill get made over this table. I
promise you that you can't set yourdrink down on this thing because accidentally kick

(57:37):
the net on the side, it'sspilling. No now, Tim Cook gets
shipped done while I'll tell you thatright now, this isn't even a good
table to like have a date outon, because if you're kicking your legs
like that, using your core,you know there's a good this might cause
a lot of farts. This table. That's what I'm saying. You know,
it's like doing yoga. You know, it's just gonna come out of

(57:58):
you. So this one was alsoeasy. It was the spit, but
she thought it was the goggles andshe ends up getting it wrong, stupid
and splitting in half. I mean, also why the guests are useless because
Adam Devine was like, sure,whatever, I don't care, it doesn't
matter to me. Got no investmenthere, And that's what they should be

(58:19):
like, because it's not their money, they're not getting anything. They should
stay out of it. If you'regonna have celebrities, just have the celebrities,
don't have the guests, and makethem play for charity, you know,
and then it's like then you havea good aspect of things. Or
just have the guests on and givethem. This is a life changing around
amount of money. When I wason it was the maximney you can win
was ten thousand dollars, and thatis a good amount of money to get

(58:43):
on this. You could potentially wintwo hundred and twenty thousand dollars. That's
like more than what they went onlike the Challenge on MTV. It's a
lot of money. It's a lotof money and they screw you up.
I havn't some fourth rate celebrity comein and tell you what to do.
If celebrities are in a game show, they need to be like Hollywood Squares,
where they're like kind of like offon their own, making little bits

(59:07):
and having their own kind of fun. Yeah, or Celebrity Jeopardy, something
like that, exactly. I don'tthat's a great one with celebrities, Like
it doesn't serve the show. AndI don't understand why Fox has such a
hard on for having celebrities in everyfucking game show. They because it works.
Why does Mass? I don't understandMass Singer. I mean, if
you watched Best Singer, awesome,I'm glad you like the show. I

(59:29):
don't understand the appeal of it.It's it's dalers, celebrities in suits singing
pre recorded songs. I don't.I don't get it. The first season
I watched the s and it's insane, same because I was like, this
is so psychotic. I have Ihave to know more. I have to
watch this. But then when itbecame just like a regular like season after

(59:53):
season, I'm like, this isthis is a level of psychosis that can't
be sustained like you have to whenthings are nuts, like you have to
have a come down from from that. It's not like you can't sustain the
plateau. Here's what I will say. Oh, season two, Yeah,

(01:00:14):
sustains in a different way, andthat the winner of season two I gained
an immensely profound respect for because theywere incredible. Have you seen season two,
Marie? Who's the winner? AmI spoiling it? Now? Are
we watching it? If you haven'tseen season two of The Mess Singer and
you're planning on getting to it,here are spoilers, go ahead, Kayla.

(01:00:35):
Yeah, Wayne Brady is the winnerof season two. He is so
fucking good on that show that eitherit has to be the Redical like because
because spoiling it again. But seasonone is won by t Pain. Yeah,
and everyone was shocked. Though Ididn't know his voice was so good,
and it's like then you don't knowhip hop because he's got a great

(01:00:57):
voice. But secondly, like ins and Too, Wayne Brady comes on
and he's an incredible dancer. Vocallyhe's insane and like he like to me,
just blew it out of the water. So I was like season two
is great because it really, Ithink showed an appreciation for like there's a
talent here for some of these folks. Now I'm like, what are we

(01:01:17):
doing? What are we doing?Who are we putting on this show?
Now? It's like, what's goingon here? Yeah? I thought it
was like I thought one season ofthis and then it was going to go
away to maybe so then you getgood GWayne Brady awesome, but like,
this is not a show that shouldbe it's like so long running. Yeah
it is. And Ken Jong,yes, is horrendous con it and I

(01:01:40):
used to like Ken Jong. Ithought he was fun. Yeah, I'm
such a caricature of himself. Nowit's frustrating to watch. I can't fucking
stand him, and he clearly doesnot want to be there. And it's
not in the fun David Spade way. It's a bad way. So how
do you guys? I looked upthe ratings on this. I got two

(01:02:04):
ratings from the show. Do youguys know anything about how this did?
No? I did see the ratings. Okay, they weren't great. It
looked like not perfect. So thisthe reason why we bring up Mass Singer
too is this comes on after MassSinger. This has the Mass Singer lead
in, so it has a prettybig lead in. And what I found
is it came on with a pointthirty nine rating for its first episode,

(01:02:29):
which is that's about seventy percent ofthe people who watched The Mass Singer stayed
with this. So what I havehere is that it's an adequate start and
if it keeps this up, it'llget a likely renewal. Then I got
another one on October nineteenth from tvline dot com that says the Mass Singer

(01:02:49):
was at a point five so that'sthree point six million people, and then
going in to Snake Oil, ithad one point eight million, which is
point five three, so it's stillit went down a little bit, so
it's kind of sustained that and theyhave seven episodes. What did you find,
Caleb? So I thought we weretalking about critically, what is this?

(01:03:12):
Oh, critically totally different done.No, it's not done very well,
so I think, but this iswhat they care about views. It's
in the category that it might geta likely renewal. I don't know how
expensive this is to make. Idon't know. I think it's cheap at
shit to make, right and thenbecause I get the products for free for
advertising, they just have to makeup their own. It's just a lot

(01:03:32):
of people that you have to haveon staff. I think, you know,
to make something like this for ashow. I've seen a couple of
reviews and all of them say that, you know, the same things that
we say, that David Spade isreally low energy. The show really needs
some edits. I just feel likeI would get bored with it really quickly.
I watched two episodes and was like, that's good enough for me.

(01:03:55):
I just don't know. I don'tknow what I'm coming back for. I
think is the issue here. Maybeit's Spade Brigade, but for me,
that's just not sustainable enough. Andso I'm I'm not looking to the guests
being like ooh, Brad Paisley,awesome, so excited to watch that episode.
You know, like, I justdon't know what I'm coming back for,

(01:04:16):
and I think I just get boredwith it really quickly. So it's
not that I hate it. Ijust don't think it's built for me,
and I think I would just loseinterest real quick going back to the Shark
Tank and like of it all someof the best episodes of Shark Tank have
the craziest products where you're like,what the fuck is that? Who's buying

(01:04:41):
that? And centering a show aroundthose crazy product products and not knowing like
what's real and what's snake oil?I think it's just really fun. So
it's it's tickling that for me,and that's definitely not a show for everybody.
But to Bacon's point, this wouldthrive on a smaller at work where
you get people like me being thrilledto look at horseshit products. Well,

(01:05:06):
for me, it's like why Spade, right, Like, there's no he
doesn't why Spade? He's available,Caleb is available. He's a name,
you know who he is? Likewhat what is Spade's career has associated with
the idea of snake oil or pullingthe wool over someone's eyes. It feels

(01:05:28):
like it's made for a host thatis like really kind of leans into the
scamminess of it, that is likea slick salesman type. And I think
if it had that, it wouldmove faster. I think it would have
more of an identity as a show. It just doesn't feel like I'm just
like why Spade, Why Spade?Of all people Spade. Spade works just

(01:05:51):
because he's likable in a certain wayon the show. But a billion percent
agree with you, Caleb, becauseif you got somebody who who played more
like kind of sleazy, likable typeswho would wear the suit that David Space
wears in the promotional material, hewears like a purple suit with like yellow
underneath, and he's like a littletop hat. If we could have got

(01:06:14):
somebody like even like a Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady's too much, too nice
or whatever, but you just talkedabout him, he could do so much
better of a job because he couldlean into the character of the snake oil
salesman. Well, to me,the first name that kind of popped in
my head is I was like,you know, like I don't know if
you're familiar with Jimmy Carr, butI was like, that feels like a
guy. It could come in andbe the type that pushes the show along

(01:06:35):
that's very funny and quippy but alsokind of comes across as like a sleezy
kind of salesman guy. And thatwas like the first name that kind of
popped in my head. But Iwas like, this, Spades is not
doing it for me. Would heeven do this show? Funny? What
would Carr do this show? Idon't think so. Oh probably not,
No, never in a million years. But he would be I think he

(01:06:57):
would do a ten times better ofa job. He would be so much
because you don't know if he's lyingwhen he talks to you. Right,
Yes, that's a good point,right, David Spade. I like him,
and I think he's very funny.I just don't think he's good for
the show. So overall, it'snot the worst show in the world.
I mean, it's fun to watchwith another person. I think two episodes
was enough for me, so Iknow, I guess you'd have to check
it out yourself. What do wesay about David Spade here? Does anybody

(01:07:18):
else or does anybody else have anynotes, anything else they want to talk
about. We've been talking about thisforever, longer about the longer than the
show itself. Yeah, no,I don't have any more notes. Just
Fox Game show technology has completely runthem up. They're good at it,
they're good at it. It's justtoo much, though, it's it's too

(01:07:39):
much. I don't think that.I don't think I want him to continue
to do this show. I thinkI'd rather see him somewhere else, right,
But I love the Spade Brigade somuch, love the Spade Brigade.
I love him. So maybe wesay Spade Brigade, Keyes, please please
stay Spade Brigade. Okade Spade BaBrigade. Okay, all right, let's

(01:08:03):
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