The Out-Laws (Happy Madison)

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Did you eight? What is highscore? Me? New high score is
a bad am I not curtly enoughfor the Truth Club? Why sunset good
boskod? No matter how many sealions are eaten each year by sharks,
it never seems like enough. Welcometo Everyday Happy Medicine Strays Further from God's

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Light, a retrospective of movies producedby Happy Medicine Productions past present, and
because there is no God future.I am Robert Bacon, and with me
as always are my co host MarieMaloney and Caleb George. This week we
are watching The Outlaws, released onNetflix July seventh, twenty twenty three.

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I missed that intro. Yeah,it's been a while since I've heard it.
It's been a long time. I'veI've lost files and I've found them.
I brought them back from the grave. Really, you almost lost it
to the ether. Yeah, wealmost lost it to time. It was
almost lost media, and I'm wowlost media. Read it Subreddit, So
don't worry. I have sent allthese files to the Smithsonian and they should

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be getting back to me any monthnow. It's been a few months.
Still nothing, but anytime now.They ain't calling excited to watch this the
Outlaws. Good to see it,good to be back? Yeah, are
you? I'm super excited. Ilove Pierce Brosnan. Oh yeah, I've
been thinking about whether he'll have hisnormal accent or an American accent. Oh,

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I do like his wife. What'shis wife's name in this She's in
dropped out, gorgeous, She's great. Is it Ellen Ellen Barkin? I
always confuse Ellen Barkin and Ellen Bernstein, and I think it's Ellen Barkin.
I think it's I think you're right, yep, Ellen Barkin Barkin, it
is correct. Plot synopsis of thisthing. A straight laced bank manager is

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about to marry the love of hislife when his bank is held up by
infamous ghost bandits during his wedding week. He believes his future in laws,
who just arrived in town, arethe infamous Outlaws. Definitely, it sounds
like the plot of a heavy manproduction. Not much substance, pretty straightforward.

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It feels like they came up withthe title first, and then they
were like, oh, yeah,well that's a fun const What is someone's
in laws? We're actually outlaws?Oh that's great, crazy, that's great,
right, put it on the boardon the board day put it under
a part police police is are numberone. We are done. We already

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did Paul Blart, but no,fart police is different. Do you want
to have to explain it all again? Okay, there's a system of farts.
Facts about this movie. We're gonnalaugh when there's a fucking film called
part Police because they listen to thisship. Facts that I found the director,

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Tyler Spindle. Spindel was the secondunit director for grown Ups Too,
Jack and Jill, That's my boyand Blended. When you read off a
list and Blend, it's the bestone, I was gonna say, Okay,
so he has experience with the genre. He was the director of Father
of the Year, a movie we'vewatched, The Wrong Missy a movie we

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watched, and Rob Schneider stand upspecial that I think we missed that came
out in twenty twenty or did wejust decide wait was it Soy Sauce on
the Holocaust? No, this one'scalled what do we every time? I
always forget we do this that youdid every once in a while. You

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say words like that with the utmostincerity, and we had to be like,
no, we didn't watch that.That was before whatever. Fuck it
buckets of blood and piss or whateverothers stand up specially puts up. You
know, so stupid. I know. I just realized what I really like
doing about this podcast is because anytimeI talk about this stuff outside of around
you guys, everybody looks at melike I'm insane. No one knows.

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They're like, what are you doing? You watch all his movies and you
hate him? What are you doinga collection of people who have to differentiate
between Rob Schneider's stand up. It'slike five people and you're one of them.
And I don't want to meet anyof those. I don't want to
meet. Never meet your hair out. No, this one's Rob Schneider stand

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up. It was called Rob Schneider, Asian Mama, Mexican kids, so
close. All of this could bedone by AI. Really just all made
up. So about this guy,the director of this, he was Jimmy,
the character Jimmy and Bucky Larson,Born to be a Star. He

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was the character Steve and House Bunny. These are none of these, are
none of these. I don't knowwho these. This means nothing to me.
If I show you a picture ofhim, he might I think he's
Coco's Waiter and Jack and Jill Coco'sThe Bird he was a swat tech and
Paul Blart mall cop and he wasa doorman and you don't mess with the

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Zohan, so he like puts himselfinto there. Okay, Hitchcock came,
yeah, but none of the onesthat he actually directed, So it makes
it weirder, right, I'd belike if Steven Spielberg showed up in Avatar.
It's like, how um, likeChris Farley's brothers show up in a
bunch of these films as like bitparts and wow, I don't think they're

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on the production, behind the sceneside of it. I think it's just
like, hey, let's yeah,throw him a bone. This makes me
wonder about this guy's trajectory. Washe was like, did he move to
La? I was like, Igotta get in with these Madison folks.
Oh, I actually I looked himup. He was a stand up out

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in LA. Okay, he wasdoing really well at stand up and kind
of he had like awards on hisIMDb. But then as soon as he
got to Happy Madison, it's justkind of and they transition to directing.
Yet let me pull up a pictureof him for you guys, I guess
you could look up yourself. Youmight Does he look familiar yet? Yeah?
Hello, A little bit not tome. With Chris Barley's brothers,

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I think it's really obvious when they'rein little cameo roles, like they do
something really silly or funny or makelike a classic Chris face. I don't
recall him being like a strong no, no no in any of these another
little thing. As of that's basicallyall the facts I have when I was
looking it up. Just of rightnow, as of watching this we're watching

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in a couple of days after released. It is number six on the just
watch streaming charts, you know,and it is number oh do you do?
You know what the number one movieright now on the just watch streaming
charts is number one movie dial ADestiny only counts streaming stream streaming. Oh,

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like, what's the number one streamingmovie right Oh it's probably Saw Arnold
documentary. Yeah, some probably Garbagesixty five the movie sixty five is that
streaming? Yeah, it just gotout streaming on net. That movie shot
up bad. Number two is Guardiansof the Galaxy three beating Guardians three.
That is dumb. I just thinkmore people have Netfix Netflix, I think

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than Disney Plus. Oh, Guardiansthree is on Disney Plus. Yeah.
Oh hell yeah, I'm watching that. Sixty five. I've already seen it.
It's what is what's sixty five?Hey? Wait a second way,
when you think of the number sixtyfive, what do you think? Oh
yeah, what do you think ofthin? Because I think we can get
there. I think of like theretirement age, like old men. Okay,
all right, that's love, that'sweird. I love that dinosaurs almost

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yeah yeah, yeah, they're almostas if they're like old as dinosaurs.
Yeah right, it's about dinosaurs.Yeah, it gets there, They're there.
Yeah. Is it like sixty fivemillion years? You know the twist
of the film. It's an AdamDriver space sci fi. Yes, yes,

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yeah, okay, Look, ithas a really interesting premise. It
does, but it is lackluster.That's all I really have about this.
I mean, I watched the firsttrailer and I was like, oh,
this might be might look really good. Yeah, the second trailer came out
and I went, oh, nevermind, it just showed me everything.
And yeah, from the first trailer, I thought it looked good. But

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then I watched the Netflix trailer,like when you're scrolling Netflix and I was
like, oh, this is anextremely long trail alert and I think they've
showed me the whole movie. Soyeah, and I'm on the bad movies
subreddit and somebody has already, whichis not that great of a subreddit.
It's it's literally just like, hey, here's a movie poster. That's a

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bad movie, and then move on. Yeah. There's very little discussion.
It's like this is a bad movie, right, yeah, and then everyone
goes think I kind of liked it, yeah, and then that's it.
Yeah, that's it. Somebody alreadyposted this on there, and then there
was a couple of people and beinglike I liked it. Yeah, you
just have to turn your brain offand not think about it too much.
And also, it's a comedy,so it doesn't need to be perfect.

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It's that's supposed to be Citizen Kane. Yeah, by other favor that's nice
as I thought it was gonna be. And I'm like, well that doesn't
mean it's good. Number one,Like, it's not supposed to be Citizen
Kane, but it doesn't have tobe good. Yeah, it's still it's
a comedy in Kane when they makea comedy, Yeah, don't have to

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be good fellas. Look, whyare we setting standards so high? Yeah?
I just wanted to not be bad. Yeah no, but it's you
know, it wasn't supposed to bethough, so anything's good with that argument,
every movie is good. Yeah.Yeah, anyway, but we're all
going in this hoping to like it, hoping it's really stupid. Are we

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just going to watch the whole thing? Or do you want to do thirty
minutes at a time of this nonsense? I'm game to watch the whole thing.
But do we get stop card?We should probably just go straight through,
but we should get stop cards.How about this, we'll go through
the whole thing. Each of usget a stop card. If you use
the stop card, I don't know. This doesn't seem like a movie that
we have to use a stopcard,I don't think. But then after after

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you use your stop card, ifit's used well, and we all agree,
you could be given another stop card. You could earn it, kind
of like in football. If youget all the challenges right, get another
one. Oh? I love thatanalogy. Yeah, you remember the time
we watched Pinocchio and we used allour cards so we split it up so
we could get more stop cards.That feels like situation. It feels like

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we're giving us the Pinocchio rules,which I have yet to watch the Gueromo
del Toro Pinocchio, only because Ruthis like, no, no more Pinocci.
Thank you Ruth for being on myteam, Like, thank you.
It is beautiful. But even Iwas watching this being like that's no poly
sort a body by daddy. AllRight, we've stalled enough. Let's go

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watch the Outlaws. My parents justemail that they're coming to our wedding or
going to meet your parents? Finally, are you syched? You're not pyped?
Are you psyched at all? Isthere any syche happening? You haven't
met this woman parents yet. They'vebeen off the grid the whole time we've
been together, going down. Maybeit was so Billy and Lily McDermott meet

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my parents. Pleasure to meet.Email You're very attractive. Thank you.
That's not a compliment for me,it's too much. You deserve something better
than that pisty little goober. Yeah, just give him a chance. Well,
what does the bank manager doing?I manage all the security. It's
the best. Let's just pray wehave a nice chill day. I think

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your parents are on my bank.You can't be serious. They need a
voice activation code to getting involved,which I'm pretty sure I told your mom
about when I was wasted. Heleft me roses by the stairs. Thank
you for your cooperation alway, becausethe name the Ghost bandits mean anything to
you. Most notorious bancrofts in Americanhistory, your parents. So all five

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million dollars from me, I don'tunderstand was one right village? And Bobby
Zoe, you need five million intwo days? Wouldn't hurt to have a

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bank manager on the team. Doyou think you can rub a burn if
it's the Saint Parker? Hell?Yeah? Do I look cool? Yeah?
You look like James fond Which onefive? Well that was a good
one. Just think of how manyterrible decisions we have to make to get
to this moment in time. Hadtogether? I am jolt Who even am

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I? Right now? One bighappy family and welcome back to Adam Standley.
Please stop. We just finished thefilm and how are we feeling?
We watched it. I'm gonna tellyou that movie happened. There was definitely

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a movie on definitely is a film. It's a film. It's a film.
It's a film. And you knowwhat that says a lot. Yeah,
Usually these Happy Madison aren't films.I'd call them long TV shows and
I'd say that this was a film. Yeah, right, master of disguise.

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Barrett couldn't even make it to whatit was. Yeah, I think
this is ninety seven minutes, Soit's a movie. It's a movie.
Yeah. Honestly, thinking on thescale of Happy Madison, it's one of
the best Happy Madas, right,but that it's not a strong correct strong

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list, And we're talking about thehappy medicines that don't star Adam Sandler or
Kevin John Oh yeah, we're talkingabout in the appropriate comedy we're talking about.
But real quick, it does starthe whole Sandler family. It does.
Oh, of course other than Adamsand nobody besides Adam can act good

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lord his daughter his wife is bad. Yeah, at least with the daughter,
I'm like, yeah, yeah,But with his wife, I'm like,
you're not a comedic actress. Doyou want to go? In order
of notes, we're talking about theopening credit scene. Well, well,

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it's just like a bunch of charactercharacters well known like little minifigs, and
I wrote down red and stimpy powerRangers be some butt head he man.
Obviously there's like Disney characters in here, like how are they able to?
Is that that's just allowed? Youcould just show that. I have no
idea how I don't know how thatworks. Because then Shrek comes back later.

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Yea, so we also have Shrekin this movie like this, it
brings it all in. Yeah,would you say no, just that there's
a bunch of Shrek references. Ithought you said shrekless was reckless, and
they perhaps were reckless with the Shrekreferences. This is he constantly teetered on

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fun for me. Yeah, andso there are like the Shrek bit.
Did I did like the Shrek bit? I love the Shrek bit. The
Shrek bit was very funny. There'sa bit where they are robbing a bank
and uh, sorry, who's ourmain character, Adam Devine oka like the
actors, Well, basically what happensis uh, exactly what you think is

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what happens. Yes, yes,that's what happens in this movie. And
Adam Devine has to rob banks withhis in laws to save his wife,
yeah, being kidnapped, and heis the like straightlaced gooby wooby guy you
expect, but then they they like, don't his character vacillates from gooby Wooby

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to mentally challenge. Yes. Yes, And what's bizarre is like I feel
like most people know when you writea movie, like you can't you can't
do that. There has to beYeah, there has to be like a

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level of truths that like always drivethis character. It's like either he is
a gooby or he is not.Okay, Yeah, you could do that
with like a random side character thatyou barely see. This is our main
character, and it's not believable thathe is with someone like Nina Dobrev.

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Yeah, if he is that muchof a fucking buffoon. Yeah, like
borderline stupid. Like it's like itjust doesn't play by its own quite by
its own rule. No, itdoesn't play by its own rules at all.
It's like, yeah, with someof the characters, he holds a
gun and pointed at his face.I'm like, look, like he's never
gets a bank manager. He's abank manager, Like he doesn't know how

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a gun works, right, It'sjust like it's just like it's just too
much at times. Yes, Yes, I'd like to play. This was
a great joke that I loved inthe movie, but then they like brought
it up every single second because it'slike the best joke in the whole movie,
and then it kind of got ruined. But it kind of shows,
just like a little bit about hischaracter. I'm gonna play this year,

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and you know what, I'd loveto see a Butterball Turkey break into this.
She loves mus us By and thestairs. So the voice activation to
get in the little line from Blinkone eighty two, and I thought it
was really funny, and if likethat was just a throwaway line it was,
it would have been great, butthey kept they ken't bring it,

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bringing it. But I mean,the first moment was pretty funny. Again,
there are moments in this film.I was like, that's funny.
That's genuinely fun Yeah, establishing thatas the joke and then having the robbers
make him read it and then replysurprises let me know she cares like that
was fun. But then it gotbeat to hell. Yeah. Yeah,
on that. I also wrote down, if we're talking about good parts about

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this movie, I wish we werefollowing Richard Kind. Richard Kind. Richard
is so good in this film.It is insane. He makes this movie
enjoyable. Yes, he's perfect.And his scene partner, Um, yeah,
she's also she's very and what aboutBob Yes? Was that her?

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Yeah, Richard Dreyfus's wife. Andwhat about Bob, Yes, she is,
she's Julie Haggardy. Yes, she'slike a very famous she's been around
for a long time. She's verywell known in the eighties, I would
say, yeah, but like she'sbeen in a ton of stuff and she's
very well known, like great comediansAirplane. Yes, she's also when Freddie
got fingered, we all know.Yes, yes, yeah, she's really

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really funny. She's very funny.She's like and she's great and she plays
perfectly horfect Richard Kine. I meanlike they were a phenomenal My favorite part
of this Yeah, yeah, thefunniest part. Real quick. I have
to circle back to Pierce bras himand I asked, what do you have
his accent? What do you havea different one? What was that?

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What was that was well Scottish orWelsh? I feel like he started or
they started filming or they filmed sceneswhere he was doing a Scottish accent and
then eventually he was like, fuckit, I'm just using my own accent
because it dissipates, it dissipates,it depends upon the scene. It starts
out strong Scottish, but then justwanes into him speaking like his normal self.

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And you know that's true because itwas so overwhelmingly Scottish. Yes,
and then by the end I don'tremember hearing it at all, like you
were hit so hard with it,and then every time I would have been
like, da, this is soWelsh right now. There was a point
in the film where he grabs AdamDriver and is like you fucking cop shite
and that is that's like Irish slang, like he so he's for sure using

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his own accent there, said AdamDriver. Oh shit, you put that.
You accepted that in my brain froma follow Adam Driver in this leader
a completely different film. Oh god, with that same energy? Is what
is it a marriage story? Ohyeah, yeah, yeah, same,

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yeah, just punching walls from fuckingbank. I love her, I'll do
it. I mean that I've watchedthat. You know what he should be
in the next Adam staying there?Yeah, you know what I wanted.
I hope that this in sixty fivewere shot at the same time, and

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in some alternate universe, Adam Divineis in sixty five and Adam Driver is
in this film. Couldn't make sixtyfive. I honestly think it would have
been better and better. It wouldhave been better. There's shit I wrote.

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Music just happens. They just likeit. Songs. They just hey,
we're gonna put a song between thisscene and this scene to show you
know, now we're in a differentscene, and they just pick random songs.
It's just pop their songs that havenothing to do with them we're watching.
It's Yes, I didn't hate addof Divine. At times. I
think he carries the movie. Um, I didn't think it'd have been tough

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tib I would have. I'd muchbetter prefer him than so many other people
we could have seen. And Ithink he's not bad in it. No,
I mean, I don't think he'sthe problem with the movie. Also,
we talked a lot about the directorbeforehand, so I'd like to say
that this is directed properly. It'sshot. You know, things look nice.
There's most of the time, mostof the time. Most of the
time CGI. The CGI is awful. The car scenes are awful. The

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sky diving scene is one of theworst. It takes you really did take
me out that it was some ofthe craziest things I've ever seen because it's
slammed into the film. It's likethe green screen skydiving is horrible able,
and then it'll cut to like actualskydiving, but it's like the back of

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their heads, so you know it'snot pure bars and add of divine and
it's so jarring. The back andforth. It was like the level of
CGI in the room, like youknow when they cut to the CGI scenes
like on the roof and stuff.I was going to say bad, it
was horrible. You've ever seen thatSeinfeld episode where a Cramer goes mountain climbing,
Yeah, and Georgia took on theledge and it looks it looks just

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like there's so many shots like allthe all the like chase sheet scenes looked
like they were fucking shot on theKing of Queen's back, like what are
we doing? It does the Kingand queens? What are we doing?
Ye? It's so jarring because thoseshots are awful. But then as far
as the directing standpoint goes, thecamera moves, he like sets up specific

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shots and we have some interesting shotsand it looks way better than most Happy
Madison films. Yeah, so itlooks pretty good for an happy Medisine film.
And then all of a sudden,whenever there's any kind of technical aspect
of anything with CG or green screen, it is shit. Like it it's

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so jarring, it really is.I mean it's probably also because like he
I mean he's a he's a comedian, Like he's not you know, like
he's not a not tour Like whatkind of director is he? Right?
Like I would say, it's it'sbetter, it's still static. It's still
to one one too, Like it'snot a fantastic film. So I just
don't think he's a good Like he'srequired for one of his first films to

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like I don't know what, Ididn't see the wrong Missy, but like
have an actual chase scene and Iand I'm like, but he's a comedian,
he's not like a guy that cameup and like speaking of the wrong
Missy real quick. Lauren Lapkis wasgreat, great. She owned every moment
her little bit part. She ownedevery moment I'd like to play a moment

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that we all laughed at that shesaid, I don't know what I'm doing.
My bank got robbed and I didn'tdo anything to stop it. I
suck. I suck so bad.First off, stop crying. Never her
babies, cry lactate, can't ruinanother suit? Timing, really good,

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real fun. She's barely in thefilm, unfortunately, but I like her
when she's in it. She's veryYeah, she was fun, you know.
It was also barely in this film. Mayhem, Yes, oh my
god, and if you blink you'llmiss him for sure. Mayhem from the
All State Commercials is in this movie. There you go. I was looking

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for the flow, lady. Imean practically, I'm looking. I'm looking
for the flow. Mayhem and Jakefrom the State Farm drive. That's going
to be like their Avengers, andthey're gonna do it, oh man,
because we'll be like peak commercialization,right peak, like consumerism right there.

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Yeah, dominions are selling you know, car insurance. Why not which one?
I'll buy it from them? Itrust the minions, you know what,
because they need to be insured.Progressive and Barbie teamed up. Yeah,
it's like so bizarre. Who's thelead? You knew the lead's name?
The female lead Nina Dobra. Isshe supposed to be? Is she?

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I feel like she was like abig CW, like she's a star
in Vampire Diaries and Degrassi. Ifyou used to watch, I just thought
she was grass next generation. Excuseme, I just thought she was yo
yoga with Adrian. That's what Ithought of. If you subscribe to that

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channel. I know there's a channelit's like yoga with Adrian. And I
was like, she looks a lotlike the woman. And then when they
said yoga studio, I was like, it's not right, like this is
a famous actress, right, itwas weird. Yoga comes up a lot
in these happy medicine films. Doyou never noticed that they was talking about
yoga? They talked down about yogalike it's and then they also hate electric

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cars because that's in this too.Is that just playing to like the conservative
crowd? Is everybody? I don'tknow. I guess you're trying to hit
everybody. Go through everything there,like yoga so stupid, but it's like
also so like ten years ago,yeah, like people hate it on stupid
now it's like yoga. Yeah,it's like so mainstream. Right. Also,

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his wife a thousand percent, likedoes yoga? Does yoga? Yeah?
What are you gonna do? Eatsome keen water vegetarian if you're healthy,

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you suck you suck you fucking suckingeat more laughing my movies. Yelly
guy came back. Oh god,I just got a bunch of clips.
I want to play here and playanother one. The baker they just called.
They said there was a big commotionover there and they can't make the

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cake. Wait, what you're serious? I know what happened. The baker
died. Oh my god, howkicked in the chest by a horse?
Jesus, Yeah, heart exploded onimpact. Oh my god, I know.
Hey, don't be shad, Hey, don't be sad. It's okay.
Because the baker was racist, Yeah, like a bad racist racist.

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Well my grandmother. So anyway,it's good. It is. That's a
good and it's well timed. There'swell, what's I really liked it.
It's a good joke. But thenit circles around to a bat like it's
a bad joke, Like why didyou like he needed to invent their baker

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like not baking the cake and dyingbecause I guess the scene and the baker
he needed to happen, so Sandler'swife could be in it. Yeah,
and they make fun of vegan bakersagain, oh not fucking vegans, Like,
yeah, it's pretty annoying. It'svery sitcom logic, where it's like,
and I'm gonna tell a lie that'sclearly a lie, and I'm gonna

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keep digging a hole and you wouldhave to be the dumbest idiot in the
whole world to believe what I'm sayingright now. Then you just watch that
whole thing to get to that.Truly, that scene could have been like
who are you talking to you?Oh no, one wrong, butt dial
or something like that. Could havebeen any of that. But then he
goes in this old fucking bit.Yeah, that ultimately has to bail itself

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out, and so you rely onthe talent to figure that out, and
in this time he delivers. Butthat doesn't always work, like it's just
really hit or miss. So wealmost had a stop during the skydive because
that was like, like so insane. What did we almost have a stop
when he was in the bushes andCaillard? Yeah that was also not paid

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off, Like what the fuck isthat just happened? Yeah, what a
caterpillar climbed up the main characters thereimmediately, the fastest I've ever seen in
my life. It landed and waslike huh huh oh cocoon spot. Yeah
fast. And then you see himsnotted out later and I'm like, that
was a massive caterpillar. It washuge, but there was for no reason,

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No, just a bit another bit, a bizarre bit. Do you
want to talk about the cake scene? And you asked the question like we're
gonna be like, no, ofcourse, yeah, of course I want
to talk to want to talk aboutthat one because I just wrote down stand
their wife bad. She's so terrible. She's really, like really bad,
like distractingly bad because she's surrounded bypeople who are way better. Oh yeah

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yeah, And I guess she wantsto be funny. I mean she's trying
to be Yeah. Are they expandingher roles within the Sander sand diverse Sander
verse? I don't know what.I don't know. I think it was
just, hey, if we do, if you're this character, then you
only have to spend a day onset. Yeah, because I don't know
it as much about as you do. But does she have a lot of

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lines and a lot of films.Is she ever a big role in any
of the films. She was actuallylike a sizeable role in Ridiculous six,
but that was also very like cringe. Yeah, she was Rob Schneider's wife
in a movie. She did havelike a main role in a couple of

(32:30):
these, Like, she's had someheftier roles than this one. This was
just like a part. But it'sit's she as bad in those larger yes,
really, yes, I'd say shewas. This might be one of
her worst somehow. Really, Yeah, that was pretty bad, right,
It was pretty bad. Also,when you know she's a model, it

(32:51):
all makes oh yeah, like shestarted as a model. Yeah, she
was never an actress. She justmarried Adam and then started being in his
films. Everybody gets to be inthere, how does it know? How
does it feel like? No?This inforced to be its to be experts
in your field, to get doctorate's. Yeah, doctor didn't like truly truly.

(33:16):
You all probably get cornered sometimes atbars and then and and someone has
to be like and you'll have informationthat like only you know. Yeah,
I mean it's it's not that Iget cornered. It's like people will talk
about these films, and I'll belike, oh, like I'll start talking
and people like, how do youknow all this? I'm like, oh,
well, I've actually seen every singleAdam say film unfortunately, right,

(33:39):
um, every single one, rightbasically right when they come out. Yeah,
you're like, you're like an astrophysicist. You understand things on another plane
that most people don't know. Shecould just be oh, I know,
yeah, I get it, Iget it out. Yeah, yeah yeah.

(34:01):
The origination of the scabad starts onesand Now and then continues through water
Boy. We're gonna go through AdamLittle Nikki. There's the top ten Shabba
doos. We actually should rank yourank the Chabados. Set up a tournament,

(34:25):
all right, versus oh my god, you have to do this.
Not something you can now back awayfrom. You have to do this.
We have to rank the Chabats likeevery other fucking film that made the weird

(34:52):
stories better than theever. You haveto be like, well, Shabba Doo
moved up in this one, nowdo we bear this chaff? Dude?
Billy Maddison, Billy Madison Chef isstill number one. You can't forget canteen
boys. Good, that's what werethe original classic chain dudes. We call

(35:21):
them classic shabby. You can tellhe's really starting to figure out what he
really nailed in an opera. Man, that's a chaffando. I'll count that.
Oh my god, please do itfeels And also for some it's like

(35:51):
it feels like an annual tournament.I know, that's what I'm saying.
I hope everyone bought the best chaidudehere in scabbard, going back to citizen
can citizen no Chabad, and that'swhy it's no good. Okay, what

(36:20):
else you got, Marie Caleb,my lord to look at my notes?
I wrote down up again. Okay, well I wrote down coffin droppers at
one. There's a whole scene afterthey rob the bank and they're escaping in
a Brinks truck. Uh, theyjust decide to drive through a cemetery and

(36:43):
the joke is they're just destroying gravestonesand above ground tombs and they're set up.
There's a funeral going on that somehowcan't hear all this. Man,
what is that noise? And there'sa coffin getting ready just on a It
doesn't make any sense. It's likeon a table next to the hole.

(37:04):
It doesn't mean yeah, it's nota little lower. It's literally set up
like a fruit stand in an actionmovie, you know, and they set
it up. You think it's gonnaget fruit stand a fruit stand god,
but the brain struck turns at thelast minute, hits the table and it

(37:25):
just slides right in. But thatwas the moment where I'm like, oh,
please have the balls to just runthrough it, just run through it.
That scene felt like it needed thelike Ferris Bueller like yeah, yeah,

(37:46):
because it was so whack of dude. It was with like a dash
of like the Blues Brothers too,but like way less impressive, like just
one car crashing into gravestone, whichit was like that I don't know what
that that was joke felt so randomor that set piece felt so sorry.

(38:08):
Yeah, you shouted cowards because honestlycowards howard and hilarious of a body and
flown up into the window. Itwas stuck on the window, like yeah,
it's funny, that's funny that headlinesthere. Yeah, I mean they
already ran over dead bodies. Wesaw cars going through tombs, yeah,

(38:30):
like filled with families of people insideof there. But then all of a
sudden it gets to that and theycouldn't do Like the movie is the softest
R rated movie, Like, Imean, I dropped the F bomb a
lot, but there's head shots,like direct headshots in this movie. It's
rated all oh yes there, yeah, yeah, right, but it's the

(38:51):
softest. It's like, go alittle bit further if we're gonna go like
this hard and you're gonna show likepeople just getting shot in the head,
random a grandma on the winds,yeah the windshield. Come on, this
is Happy Madison, your strange wildernesspeople. Come on. That movie launched
Jonah Hill, Yeah it did.Now then in the news Jonah Hill,

(39:15):
Oh yes, oh yes there yeah, honestly I have my notes out,
but like we covered everything I wrote. You know, we're fifty At fifty
one minutes into the movie, whichis about halfway a little over halfway,
it's finally revealed that the in Lawsare the Outlaws, even though we all

(39:37):
know they're the Outlaws. It wasin the trailer it's called the Outlaws,
but it was like kept secret fortoo long, I think because especially because
I exclaimed we're only halfway. Yeah, I just hit it to see him
like, oh now it was finallyrevealed it's two. For a movie like
this, it needs to be donein the first A. Yeah, I

(39:59):
mean, just go ahead and justput it out there, because we know,
we know, everyone knows. Sothere's no turn right, and you're
not teasing the idea of like you'renot It's not a psychological action film where
you're like, well are they orare they not? Right? So like
it just goes on until you're likewe're halfway through and this is now They're
like, yeah, of course.I really thought the twist was going to
be that Nina marked Adam Divine's characterand was like in on it. Oh,

(40:24):
but that was not Oh you're toosmart, that's a show. She
genuinely loves that dumb dumb boy,that's the twist, stupid man. She
really truly loves the borderline imbecile.Also, the like turn of the parents

(40:45):
now liking Adam Divine because he wantsto get their daughter back. It was
so unearned and weak. That wholearc is weak. All the character connections
are weak, the whole plot isweak. It's it's a very weak movie.
But saying that, I don't thinkanybody here hated that, didn't hate

(41:06):
it, didn't hate it. No, wasn't the best. It wasn't the
best. Back in the day,we did have rankings we did for these
Happy Madison movies. Do you knowI could pull up your rankings for you.
I'm pretty certain I know them.You know them, um offhand.
Every day I wake up and Ilook in the mirror. Oh, yeah,
there it is. It's under CalebGeorgian. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(41:28):
okay, yeah, I do youhave Strange number one, Grandma Boys,
number two, Joe Dirt three,House twenty four, Dickie Roberts,
Child Star five, Father of theYear six, Shortcut seven, Bucky Larson
eight, Master Disguise nine, AndI think you need to add on there
Joe Joe Dirt two because oh that'sthat was last for me. I think

(41:53):
that's gonna be low. Where wouldyou put this film? Fourth? Fourth?
So you say it's not as goodas Joe Dirt, but it's better
than House Bunny. Yes, Andwe found out that we have a very
unpopular opinion about House Bunny because Ithink it's just really not for us.

(42:14):
It's not meant for you for us, but it can only go on our
own opinions. So, yeah,Marie, you really like House Bunny,
I do, and I think mywife, Ruth, she really liked them.
Yes, so I just think it'syeah, it's like, okay,
not the target audience. No,yeah, love you love an Affairs though,

(42:34):
love an Affairris, Oh she's great. Probably Grandma's Boys is my house,
Bunny? Yeah, yeah, yeahI can. I don't. Yeah,
i've seen it. I'm not partof um like the not as part
of the podcast. I've just seenit. But um yeah, that's definitely
more of like a guy's film andlike the video game aspect seems really but

(43:00):
we can all agree with Strange Wildernessis the best I've never seen. Strange
Wilderness. Should I maybe watch it? You should watch it? Yeah,
it is great. It launched JonahHill where you know what I will say
though, Caleb, looking at mylist, I don't think this is as

(43:21):
good as Strange Wilderness, so thatyou know that you're wrong, but you
can do whatever you want to know. It's not better than Strange Willness.
It's worse than Strange Wilderness. Sorry, it's worse. Oh nice, okay,
good, Yeah, I'd say it'sworse than Strange Wilderness, but it's
it's better than Dicky Roberts Formal,former child Star. So I'm gonna put

(43:42):
it at four. You're going toput it four. So my list from
I'll go Worse to first, JoeDirt, Too Beautiful, Loser, Bucky
Larson, Born to Be a Star, The Master of Disguise, The Short
Cut, The Wrong Missy, Fatherof the Year, House Bunny, Dicky
Roberts, The Outlaws, Strange Wilderness, Grandma's Boy, Joe Dirt. Okay,

(44:06):
it's a very specific list because we'rejust talking about Happy Medicine movies that
don't start Adam Sandler, Kevin Jamesor Rob Schneider, but are under the
production company. But they're just aproduction company. Yes, I do have
some news. What's up? Sothe next projects that are on the list
on the Happy Madison, we gotsome updates on this one is maybe we

(44:28):
watch Rob Schneider's Asian Mama Mexican KidsStand Up Special. I have heard this
is a roth Yeah, stand up? What do you have you heard?
I can't remember if I've watched itor not. To be honest, is
it the newest one? It's fromtwenty twenty? Maybe not. I thought
he just came out with one,or it might have just been a clip
of him, probably just a clipof him saying something stupid awful. Yeah,

(44:51):
dumb, so dumb. But that'sRob Schneider and it was produced by
Happy Madison his stand up special Gotcha. But we did do David's Yeah,
we did David Spade and we didI think we should do it. Yeah,
do it in person. We coulddo it remote, Okay, Yeah,
that one's a remote one that onedoesn't even deserve an in person.
Happy Madison is one of the coproducing companies of Goliath, which is coming

(45:19):
out July fourteenth of this year,and that's a three part mini series exploring
the life and impact of Will Chamberlainreally really yeah, surprise surprise. Wow.
I mean I love a documentary.Yeah, I mean, I don't
even it's a co production, sothey're one of many production companies, so
it's very weird. But they're kindof dipping their toes into the water in

(45:42):
sports, especially with public to bea basketball player. Yeah, so that's
a three part documentary. I mean, seems interesting if we want to watch
that for the show, I don'tknow if that necessarily fits. I mean,
it's Happy Madison produced. Yeah,I mean, I would probably watch
it regardless of whether we record it. Yeah, okay, I love the

(46:05):
Netflix sports documentary. I don't watchsports at all. I just love the
box. I'm excited to see howmany women he had sex with. Yeah,
I think, And then you areso not invited to my bat mitzvah.
Adam Sandler's next movie and obviously aHappy Madison production. His daughter's starr.
Yes, his daughter is definitely starringin this. I saw a photo

(46:29):
from it and it has a releasedate of August twenty fifth. No way,
twenty twenty three. Oh my god, this year a couple of weeks
from Yeah. Yeah, we gota new Adam Sandler and she is the
star or like a supporting character.Yeah, Jackie Sandler is second build.
Oh wait, Jackie is his wife? His wife. Okay, that can't

(46:51):
be second build because that doesn't makeany sense because they have Adam Sandler,
third Build, Sonny Sandler, SadieSandler, the whole families in this one.
Wow. And yeah, here's thepromo photo I saw. That's her,
that's the daughter, and Adams andAdams. That's Adam Sandler right there.
So it's his family. It's justhis family. And look at the
way Adam Sandler's dressed in this promotionalphoto. Obviously this is an audio medium,

(47:12):
so explain it to you guys.But he's wearing those are running shoes.
Those are they hookahs or yeah,and then he's wearing basketball shorts like
bulls basketball shorts and Hawaiian shirt.But that was what he wore to his
awards. Yeah. So there's acouple of production photos on it and it's

(47:39):
going to be released in a fewweeks. So we're definitely going to watch
that one. I can't believe wethink that release it will stay. Oh
no, yeah, no idea becausethere's not even a trailer. Yeah that's
Holster or anything like. It's onNetflix as well. That's on Netflix.
Yeah, that's part of the dealthen, Leo. Oh yeah he will.

(48:00):
He has a deal with how manymore movies? We signed another one?
Yeah. I think it's just gonnabe like it's in perpetuity. Yeah,
this is it. It's kind oflike you know how Larry David can
make, you know, curbe enthusiasmwhenever he wants. I think he's like,
yeah, just make us a movie, Adam, please, thank you,
Leo. The animated turtle film hasan expected release date of November twenty

(48:23):
first of this year, twenty twentythree, and Happy Madison is producing that.
Happy Madison is producing that, Soit's like an an We got slight
coming up. Yeah, and thereis a serious Adam Sandler film too coming
up. There is that Spaceman one. There's still no news on that.
I still don't have any news onthat, but I do have. I

(48:44):
also found another co production Happy Madisonfilm that has no release date. I
have nothing about it. It's aDutch horror film, no release date.
We have to keep an eye onthat. One might be the second Scary
Madison. Wow, I would lovethat. There's also an untitled Netflix Kevin
James movie that they're still working newson. So we have a lot of

(49:07):
stuff coming up. God that's stilllaking stuff that God helps. It's excited.
It's it's weird that we're excited.And the name of the podcast is
asking him to stop. Yeah,like, please give us work, Please
give us something to talk about.We just sit in the house and wait.
I wait for my ship. Andyou do have anything you need to

(49:29):
promote? Nothing to plug, nothingto plug, nothing more than how was
your show? Caleb Anniversary show inmay Um. It was great. We
we brought back the original cast andhad parties and had three three great shows
and had a great hotel Hitchcock.The whole thing was great. It was
awesome, awesome. We had agreat time and so grateful. If you
did come out, I don't knowif you did. No one said hi.

(49:52):
No one came out to me andsaid I'm from the podcasts to the
podcast and I had to come.Nobody did that. So if he did,
thank you fans. That's what theysound like. Oh he's a very
well culture held it. I cameand then a child. Oh god,

(50:14):
my parents dropped me off. SoI love Hitchcock. I love the fact
guy comes into the line. Yeah, it's an outline. Yeah. First
I was like Santa, but itwasn't Alfred Hitchcock. And then there were
scary birds. It's not Santa's ball. He's balts. He's bald. I

(50:42):
said he's bald, but he's baltsbats. There's no hair. He spats
upstairs, returning. There's all right, So what do we say, Adam

(51:06):
Sandler, please stop on this.Happy Madison, A happy Madison, get
better green screen? Yeah, okay, there is okay, happen screens Adam
for you with this movie. Youproduced it, and I also know you

(51:27):
were heavily involved in the developments ofthe script. So it was making me
wonder, what is the biggest differencebetween day one when you first started picturing
this story and what we now seein the final film. I mean,
Tyler Spindell, our director, dida great job. It was I've never
done like the huge chase scene actionset pieces that we wrote. So like
writing the like car chase through thecemetery, I was like, how is

(51:52):
this gonna look? Is it gonnalook cheesy and cheese? It looks so
it looks so good. And webuilt that entire cemetery. Uh, and
I did it all. I paintedeverything. There's a whole art department that
I'm like, oh, we didn'tthe liar. Uh yeah it was.
It was. It feels so muchbigger than I ever thought it would.

(52:12):
You know, you read it onthe page and you're like, I hope
we can pull this stuff off.And especially it starts off and you watch
the first like fifteen or so minutesand you're like, oh, this is
like a little rom com type movie. I've seen people do these type of
movies before, and it's nice,but then all of a sudden, it
just takes a hard left hand turn. You're like, this is a damn
action film.

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