And the next President of the United States is ...

And the next President of the United States is ... 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (01:13):
School scream.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
All right, here we go Thursday morning and you have
fa aired out podcast with Gie this morning, and then
you look so dapper. Look at this everybody, look at
this man right there.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, guy, damn fella, damn.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Now you you are really not like a big Halloween
costume guy. Now, and you said to me, I'm gonna
dress up, but it's not gonna be like a Halloween costume.
It's going to be more like.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Just a little Italian hipster, mobster kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Look at that scarf.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Bro Oh, I love this golf scarf. God, it's got
like silba glitter in it.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
And you know, no, tell me about this. Uh this
this fake chain that's hanging around her now, it's they
call a Cuban chain. And uh it's heavy, Yeah it
is heavy. Yeah, it's heavy. It's real.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah it's heavy.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
And the hats please.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Ah the hat. Jed bought me this hat. It was
not cheap store. Yeah no, it's a Penisia hat and
it's made in Italy. And these hats are pretty much
made for different shaped heads so that they fit ahead specifically,
so you could try on ten of them and they
all have a different feel. To them. Yeah, but this one.

(04:18):
When I put it on, Jed even looked at me
and said, that's like molded for your head. So really
we had to get it. And then he looked at
the price and he was like, Jesus, well, what are
we talking a couple hundred bucks? Yeah it was it
was not yeah, but it's you know, I only wear
it on certain occasions because I don't want to ruin it.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
You look amazing, buddy.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I should dress like this more often, please, But then
if I walk down the streets, people are going to
be like, who's that? I don't think so what does
he think? He's benigumbats?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, no, I don't think so. Listen, Chris Massy is
tuned in this morning. Good morning, Becky and everybody else
that's locked on this morning. We appreciate you think so much. Also,
if you're if you're watching, uh listening on YouTube, but
mass he's on the this morning. And I saw Chris

(05:09):
last night at the Carving for K event, which was
incredible over on Red Farm Road. They're going to do
one more night tonight in memory of K Santomore. So
cone out and bring the kids and and yeah, just
well just come out and see. I mean they've got

(05:30):
like two hundred and nineteen pumpkins there. Wow, excuse me,
Jackal lanterns pumpkins or pumpkins Jacquealie Interns or Jackie Eckland.
But speaking of Massy, he always decorates his garage Upper
Prospect Street. Uh decorate is maybe uh understate a huge understatement.

(05:57):
He uh really like it out Like last year it
was and I think he's pretty consistent with his themes.
But it was like a butcher shop and there were
like body parts everywhere, and the night the music and
the lights, and it's actually like a little mini haunted house.
Like you you walk up the driveway and if you

(06:17):
haven't shut yourself by the time you get to the garage,
then you go into the into his garage which extends
far back, and it is just amazing nice. He's been
doing this for a long time.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
But you know, you think that I would love Halloween
because I'm so into gory movies and thrillers and things
like that, and you'd think, wow, he must because I
told Jed the other day, can we please one every
night watch one horror movie or one whatever until Halloween? Yes,

(06:48):
because I enjoy all the creator, the scarier the movie,
the happier I am. And they don't make them like
they used to. They don't make them like they did
when they made it and all those kind of things.
So but now I watch them, I'm like, yeah, all right,
I know what's going to happen, but I still watch
them because I love scary movie. Sure, but I don't

(07:10):
enjoy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I told Chriylyn and I the same way, and I
told her the other night, I'm like, I want to
watch I want to watch a movie that I saw
when I was a little kid, Salem's Lot. Yes, yes,
And I put it on and we watched it. Buddy,
I'm just I'm just this is just me here.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
It sucked, yeah, yeah, it dragged, yes, yes, and dragged,
and I'm like, well, like chan saw a massacre, that
is just like the dumbest movie.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
What was it seventy nine for Salem's Lottest.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
And probably but when we were young, those were scary.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Of course, when I when he when he jumps down
in the hole and opens up the casket. Yeah, and
there's the the vampire holy shit with the eyes.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah. Well it's funny because when I was young, I
was watching The Wolf Man the Origin, right okay, and
my dad was watching it with me, and now I
was scared because here's this guy and he's and they
showed his hair coming up out of his body. Sure,
and I got scared. And then my father went and
ruined everything because he said to me, you do know
how they do that is they stopped the film, they

(08:17):
put some hair on, they start the film, they stop,
and they keep doing till the face is covered. I
was like, well, now it's not scary anymore. Now it's stupid.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
And I understand.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh. I was watching a Dracula movie and he says,
you do know at the end of this movie they
all collect a paycheck and go home.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
And I was like, wow, way to go. Yeah, fuck
that right up?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I know.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
So now you know, when I see something, I know
exactly how it's made. So I'm like, well, this is dumb.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Speaking of of Chris and others that decorate their yards
and and do Halloween costumes and stuff, it seems like
when it comes to Halloween, there's there's two kinds of people.
There's there's those who believe that things are are more
intense and those that think that we're we're babying our

(09:04):
kids too much, that were becoming too too safe to protective.
I go with that group on too bland. I mean,
there's some people that that decorate their yards or whatever
with spooky airy and then there's others that are like
blood Gorgot's chin, saws, people hanging happen, people hanging from treeses.

(09:31):
Those are people like scary shit.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Do you think that Halloween decorations have become too too scary?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
For too scary? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
In other words, you're driving in your car, you got
your three or four five year old in the back seat,
and you're like, oh my god, look at this guy's
We're coming up on a house here, and there's a
chainsaw that's stuck right into this guy's chest cavity. Honey,
Look over here, there's there's a deer.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh yeah, No, do you think that's like No, I
think it's not scary enough.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I remember the days when I was walking up to
a house to get candy and there was this casket
on the grass and I just kept walking and something
just popped right up out of the casket and scared
the shit out of me. Right, that's Halloween, all right, okay.
And if you're gonna baby your kid and no I
don't want to damage them away, then keep them inside

(10:28):
and just hand them some candy. I mean, come on
this Halloween, yeah, I mean, there's when the Sanderson sisters
come out.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah. Right, But now we've got like these fifteen foot
you know, we got Skelly and these huge skeletons.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah. Who wants to spend two hundred and our dollars
for one of those for only a day?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Okay? So there's the pushback that you'll get is wait
a second. I went to home depot and I spent
five hundred dollars on this stuff, and I put it
up on September first.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah. Yeah. And there are some people in my neighborhood,
some people in the neighborhood in front of me, they
put their stuff up like a month ago. And there's
this one lady. She is so old, she's older than Jesus.
And I swear to God, when we walk past her,
I always think she's gonna pass out, the way she
walks and everything. And we walked by her house, and

(11:22):
that house, I've never seen so much decoration from the
inside windows upstairs of scary faces that are all up
there and outside they she's got chainsaws hanging from trees.
She's got skeleton. She's got a skeleton with a wheelbarrow
with a body in it. I mean the whole house
is covered in Halloween like dismembered bodies, every front yard everything.

(11:47):
She's got things, knives hanging from trees, all this stuff.
And I'm like, wow, this lady who's older than dirt
got all this stuff out. I was like, she's a
little spy for grandmama.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Sick bastard.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, but you know what, it looks awesome. It'll probably
be great. And she's got the spotlights that all from
the ground up so that it shines on everything. So
the kids that go trick or treating, they is gonna
get a treat. For sure.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Somebody is gonna drive past Chris Massey's place. He says,
By the way, we see zombies downtown all year.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Round, all year.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yes, Chris, one hundred one night of intentional gore is permitted. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
All you have to do is sit on one of
the benches down here in town and you and you
see Thriller all over again.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But there's that parent who's who's gonna see Massie's house
and say that's appropriated, This is inappropriate. Yeah, this is violence. Yeah,
this is unsettling.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
And I don't need my kid to go home and
have nightmares because of this fool overhear it at three
thirty eight Prospect Street. Who's terrorizing the goddamn neighborhood. Yeah,
so keep your kid inside. You know, the problem with
society now is they shelter kids from everything exactly, They

(13:14):
shelter them from reality. You know, part of Halloween is
teaching your child at any age that this is all
in fun. Sure that it's just decorations, it's just costumes.
And you tell your kid, you know the way when
you decorate for Christmas, we put lights out and this
and that. Well, for Halloween we put scary stuff out
just to celebrate all hollows eve Right, Okay, you know

(13:36):
it's just for fun. That's a plastic thing. You explain
it to your kid.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
And if you don't want to go through all that
trouble to be a parent and explain things to your child,
then don't take your child out. It's Halloween night. That's
when we the adults get to decorate for the children
and for other adults, because there are adults that enjoy
it too.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
You are so so right, you know.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
So my attitude is enjoy Halloween for what it is.
I don't necessarily enjoy Halloween only because it's really not
a thing for me. You know. I enjoyed decorating for Fall.
I enjoyed decorating like for Christmas. This year. I haven't
decorated in years, but for this year, it's going to
be the Grinch theme from outside all the way in

(14:21):
through my house, including the green Grinch tree and everything.
But Halloween is not my forte. You know. I have
a Halloween read that your wife made for me, a
Witch's It's a witch and it lights up, and that's
on my front door, and it'll be lit up again
on Halloween at nighttime. But the house is going to

(14:41):
be very dark because I'm not going to be home
and Jed's not going to be home. We're going to
see Jimmy Carr in Burlington and out to dinner, so
we just won't be there. But I still it's Halloween.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
But your brother will be home.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, And I told him what happened is on on
page I think it's front page for him. They have
a Halloween map and you can hit touch your house
and it'll show that you're candy friendly.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
So when adults take their kids out for Halloween Chris,
you know, trick or treating, they go to the houses
they have the little pumpkin on it, okay, and then
they know there's going to be candy there and it's
candy friendly. So I had put my house down as
a candy candy friendly house because I was going to
hand out candy this year.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Before you got your Jimmy Carr tickets.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Correct, And I was going to do it this year
because I haven't done it, and I always locked my
doors and lights, but I did it this year. And
then so I told my brother, we're going to be out,
so I need you to hand out candy because we're
a candy friendly house. And oh my god, you'd think
I asked him to build the Sistine Chapel or something.
I mean, it was I'm not doing that. I don't want,

(15:50):
I don't mind, I don't So I had to take
my name off the candy friendly list.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Because of Michael.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, so now my house is going to be dark.
He's going to shut off all the lights off and
locked the doors and put. I told him, please at
least put a sign on the door saying out of candy,
so that you know, people don't get mad. They'll say,
all right, you know it's seven o'clock at night, it's dark,
he's out of candy.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I got something that's really scary for you. Okay, I
want to show you my Halloween costume. I'm what I'm
gonna this is what I'm gonna do here, Okay, okay,
And I've already shown this to Sherilyn and she is
She was very traumatized. Okay, this really I think this

(16:40):
just kind of put the nail in the coffin for her.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
And I love that phrase very halloween ee nail in
the coffin.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
When when she saw my Halloween costome, I'm going to
show everyone here in a second.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, i haven't even seen it.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, you haven't.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
This is going to be a newbie.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
She was just like, I'm never ever going to sleep
with you again. I don't even want to kiss you again.
I don't want to be near you. I don't want
you to touch me. It really rattled her to the core. Wow,

(17:22):
she really was traumatized. As you do cut your head off,
it's pretty intense, buddy. Okay, are you sitting down? I
am sitting down. And it's funny because.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So many people, so many people try to do the
most glorious, scariest costume of sorts, and they end up
overdoing it to the point that you look at them
and you're like, dude, that's not even scary anymore, you know.
They just so I love the people that do creative,
different costumes that you try to figure out what they're

(17:59):
supposed to be or who they're supposed to be. I
love Halloween parties. I don't necessarily like dressing up for
Halloween parties, but I love Halloween parties. I wonder if
Donald Trump loves Halloween parties.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't. I don't. That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Perhaps he puts more orange on, Maybe he puts maybe
takes the orange off, which would be scary as buck,
I'm because I've never seen him not orange. Yeah, that
would be pretty cool. I'm gonna take my glasses off, okay,
and I'm gonna put the camera on you so that
it is on me. Only people see you, it is

(18:36):
on me while I get dressed. Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
So what they'll do is they'll be able to see
your your face and your reaction as I put on
my costume here, yep, that's tie. Lily saw this and
was like that absolutely not you.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
No, she was serious, right, She's like, Dad, you are
not not going in public like that. You're not leaving
the house like that. I don't And you didn't leave
the house like that, So you honored her wishes.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
This is going to scare people. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I'm always ready for that.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Okay, Oh jesus, he took his shirt off, people anyway? Yeah, no,
I'm not saying now he's flexing for me people. Jesus,
that's scary in itself. That's scary stuff. No, no, please, no.
First of all, it's too cold out there for that.

(19:30):
I mean, forget it. But now I'm not telling anybody anything.
I just told him that you didn't have a shirt on,
which was scary as hell. So I heard that Gavin
Newsom is going to be running for president. Yes, that
seems to be a thing. Well, Kamala, I don't think

(19:51):
I think her time is up. I think I think
her time is up. You know, the Democratic Party screwed
her by put.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
It in a single battleground state.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well, the Democratic Party screwed her. They put her in
a situation in a short period of time, and instead
of her taking her own stand in this department, she
decided she was going to take the stand of her
president and supported him when people were having issues with that.

(20:24):
And instead, when they asked her questions, instead of her saying, well,
I believe Joe did, she should have said, well, if
I was president, I would do things a little differently. Well,
you're about to see so, yeah, she's burned. So she
burned herself on that. But Gavin is running. He's he's
a character because he's professional, he's politically correct, but he's

(20:47):
also a straight shooter. Not sure if I love him
as a president yet. I'm going to have to see
more about that. And you're about to see the next
president of the United States right here in front of
your eyes. Okay, I can't wait, Yeah, any at any
point if you want to guess, okay who I am?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Well no, yeah, don't yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
No, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna wait patiently for
you to share it with you.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
You're gonna start to realize here in one second.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Okay, Well, you're dressing as fast as you talk. I mean,
come on now, people.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
So.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Anyhow starting to laugh? But then you know, Pete Buddhachetz
is another one who wants to run for president. And
I'm not sure if I'm a hundred foot hundred percent
sure of that one either yet. So I can't. I can't.

(21:50):
Oh lordy, lordy, lord I'm gone sonning. Oh lordy, lordy,
help me.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Let me put my headphones on, can you?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Oh my god, there's something mentally challenged about you.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Hold on. I gotta get my I gotta get the
right music. Okay, Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the joy of painting. I'm
gonna paint some happy little clouds. The secret to doing
anything is believing, gee, that you can do it.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, I'd like to be the I'd like to be
the press and ask you some questions. As as a
candidate for presidency.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I have decided that I'm going to run for the
president of the United States.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
British.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I've even got some some colors here to paint my
way to the presidency. Paint my way. Yeah, that's awesome.
I could paint a lot mural right here. I can paint.
I can paint anything that you can paint, anything that

(23:38):
you dream of pain. Just let your mind go places fluffy, fluffy,
little happy clouds, maybe a bird dancing in the midst.
First of all, I want to set something straight here.

(24:02):
There's nothing wrong with having a tree for a friend. Okay, okay, okay,
let's just get that out of the way. Let's get
that out of the way. Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
We've had to hook up some extra microphones because I
speak so quietly.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Yeah yeah, when I'm on.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
But if you're going to run for president, can I
ask some questions?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Please?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Okay please? How would you handle the economy in this
day and age that we're in now?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
You have to have a positive and creative mindset.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Okay, huh.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
That's my answer.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Well, okay, you're definitely answering politically correct.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
You have to look at the economy as something that
needs to be carefully uh hum examined and look at
it from an artistic perspective.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Talent is a pursued interest. It is it is, so
you need to think about it that way. Does that
make sense?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Makes perfect sense?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
No, No, I'm I'm I'm actually serious. Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It does? And what would you do with Donald Trump
once he's out of office?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
H m hm. Geeh, listen, I'm gonna get on I'm
gonna to get on a rocket ship and I'm going
to go right to the top.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, I'm gonna win. Okay, I know it, you know it.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
The question is whether or not you're going to be
on the rocket ship with me?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, because what would you like me to do?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I'm going right to the top.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
What would you like me to do?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I want you to paint your way into my life? Okay, okay, okay?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Can I be your press secretary?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It is time for all of us to put our
partisan swords down, okay and be together as one.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yep. I don't think that's a little bit of a
hope and a dream.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I believe that all of your hopes and all of
your dreams begin in your heart and in your mind,
and that you can visualize those things and put them
onto the canvas of your life, the canvas of my life. Yes,
And what would you do.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
With social Security?

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I need to think about this for a little bit
before Okay, Okay, I mean you're you're hitting me with
a lot of questions here.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, these are the questions that they're going to ask
you during the debate. So I figured i'd plow a
couple out there for you.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
If you want sad things, you watch sad news, yes, okay,
like box, I believe and uh and I want this
to be the main, the main thing on my ticket.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I believe that you can do anything you want. This
is your world. Okay, I get it, Bob, you can
do it. You can do anything you want.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Anything.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
A little fluffy happy cloud here, Well, maybe another fluffy.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Happy little why not your canvas?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I want to set the record straight here about something.
There's been a lot of fighting lately between myself and
my friend Fred Rogers. I'm not sure why you're laughing,
because it's not really a laughing matter. Fred and I

(28:30):
have we've known each other for a very long time,
and he's a good man. But he does get a
little vocal sometimes and he gets me upset, and I
want to apologize. I've lost my cool oh a couple
of times. But I just want to reassure everyone that

(28:52):
Fred and I are friends. We've been friends for years. Yeah,
you just you have to just do what makes you happy.
It's it's important to do something every day that makes
you happy, absolutely absolutely what makes you happy. That's the

(29:13):
slogan that I want for my presidency. Just do something
every day.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah that's legal or just anything.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I don't care if it's legal or illegal. Wow, if
it makes you happy, just you know. If it's illegal, though,
just make sure you're not on a canoe out in
the middle of the Caribbean or anything like that, because
that's not going to end well.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Okay, okay, okay, ah, Listen, everybody is very contentious about
a lot of things right now.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
We need to just take a deep breath. Yep, okay, yeah,
and just stop all the rhetoric.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
So your platform is basically stop the fighting and just
be happy.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
That's exactly That's exactly it right there.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Just be You think that's gonna work. Yes, you do,
bring bring.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
A little bit of red into your life. You need colors,
I do you, And I'm so black and white. You're
you're very black and white. Look at you. You got
a little bit of silver in there. That's happy. But
you need some you need some vibrancy.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
But my nails have red in them.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yep, blood red, and that's suggestive of violence.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Well it's Halloween, I understand, h.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And I just want to say that these sick bastards
like Chris Massey who are out there running chainsaws and
scaring the neighborhood with blood and gore, and then it
needs to stop.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yeah, yeah, just stop it. What do you think about Becky,
She's on the show a lot watching.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I think Becky's a lovely lady. I think Becky needs
to tap into her artistic scited at times.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I think she'd make a good cabinet member for you.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I wouldn't mind, Packy. I've also been been looking at
John Dupree as being a part of my cabinet.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
But I would love for you too. I would love
to ask you right here and now if you would
like to get on the rocket ship with me. Absolutely,
I'm in. Would you be my press secretary?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Absolutely? Because I will say it like it is on
your behalf of course, thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I mean. And when they do.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
The president, when they do the presidential portrait, yeah, they
should do yours with your trees and stuff in the background. Yeah,
look at that. Wow, happy trees don't forget dot a
few with them.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
You know, fluffy little clouds.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
You in those clouds? Are you? Are you taking mushrooms?
Is that why you see clouds?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
This guy just walked up to the glass.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
And looked in and turned around and walked.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Away anyway as quickly as he could.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
He was like, what the hell is happening in there?
You got an Italian Guido and Bob Ross.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I say, let's just get together and uh paint some
happy little fluffy clouds that float around the sky.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
When we have cabinet meetings? Can we sing Kumbai ya?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I know how to sing that song off the top
of my head. Yeah yeah. Wow. Seriously, though, what do
you think? Should should this be? Should this be? It?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
That's scary?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Should this be my? I even got the jeans, buddy?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I know you're just you're in there. You're uh yeah,
I see, yeah, you're you're You're a thing. It's a thing.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Why would Lily not want to see?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I don't know, but you look like one of those
mushroom things, those cartoon mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Do you remember? Do you remember? I remember as a kid.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
You know, I flip around on the clicker and there
would be Bob Ross oh. Absolutely. You know my brother
still watches Bob Ross at nighttime.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
You gotta just be shitting me.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
He goes on the cable channel and at night when
he goes to bed, he has Bob Ross on painting
happy trees and stuff, because he says it relaxes him
to hear the man's voice. He finds the man's voice
very relaxing. Go freaking figure, I know, right, it was so.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Creepy to see Bob. Is he still alive? Does anyone
know if he's still Did he really pass?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
That is a door nail?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Come on, yeah, did he I'm pretty.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Sure he did.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yeah, let me let me take a game.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, fine, find out if he's pretty sure he is?
Beard is little itchy? You think Francine is saying I
love the costume, Francine, this is no custom spop Ross.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Here died in nineteen ninety five. Really, yeah, so you're
a little behind.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Holy shit, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Thirty years he's been dead. July fourth, he died.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Have you seen the.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Uh the ai fights between Bob Ross and Fred Rogers.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh my god, no, oh my god. You got to
see these men. They're just unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Listen, Fred Rogers is he's a never mind.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Uh has a couple of nice cardigans though, Yeah, come on.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
And lord knows he freaking puts them on every show.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
In those blue and white sneakers. Yes, yes, yes, happy
little fish in the fish tank.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah. You know who did a really good interpretation of
him was Tom Hanks when really yeah, when he did.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
The movie on.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yes, dude, was amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
When I saw I cried.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah did you know? Yeah? No, I didn't know. You cried?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I cried? Yeah, yeah, Bob Ross. There's all kinds of
conspiracy theories about Bob.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Of course there is.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Have you heard some of them?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
No, this conspiracy theory is about anybody, especially if they're
sensitive or they're mellow or whatever. I mean, everybody's Yeah,
they gotta they gotta take iconic people and they gotta
make them bad.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
God forbid. We just looked at mister Rodgers and says,
I get what he was doing. No, let's delve into
his deep life and let's see what dirt we could
pull out to taint his name. Yeah, right, Bob woss.
All he did was get on. I don't care what
he did in his personal life. When he was on TV,
he brought joy to a lot of people. And there
were a lot of people that had canvases with brushes

(36:42):
and they do what he was doing. Sure, and they
enjoyed it. Sure, But people deep dive and say, well,
you shouldn't watch Bob wat because of it by blah bla.
Come on.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
One of one of the things is that he was
Oh my god, Becky is Becky's saying we better not
bring up Captain ca garoo Ah, don't don't do it now.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
He's an easy talk.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's what I'm going as Captain Kangaroo next uh, next
Halloween with Becky.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
You deliberately fueled that fire. You deliberately fueled that You go, girl.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Captain Captain Kangaroo was beyond scary. Look, yes, he lived
in Vermont.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah he was. Yeah he was a thing.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
But the bangs that he had across his forehead at.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Pork chops, Oh my, I know, I know he was.
Yeah he was a thing.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh my god, But Bob.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
One of the conspiracies about Bob Ross is that he
uh was a serial.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Killer, a serial killer that made some good money uh on.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
TV and died before it got caught.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, and who cares. He didn't do anything to me, right, Okay,
all he did bring happiness to people on TV. That
was his thing.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Happy fluffy little clouds.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, and happy trees, Happy trees, the trees. He'd make
the line and then he'd start dabbing with the paint, bashing.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
A happy tree.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Just maybe a little bit more over here.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's okay to have a friend. Yes, that's a tree.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Do you think he was on mushrooms?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Oh? Absolutely, absolutely, yeah, he was a tree hugger.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I wonder what the green room smelled like pot back
in the back in the day.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Back in the day, in the seventies, and stuff was
a thing. It wasn't legal, but it was a thing.
You couldn't walk by any crowd without smelling it.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Becky's also reminding us of mister green cheans.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Oh my god, Oh, Becky, could you dig any deeper? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Oh my god. Who was the mailman there with mister
Rogers neighbors?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh, mister speedy Delivery, Yeah, mister Peebles.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Or yeah, speedy delivery.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, but it was mister Peebles or Peabody or something.
Do you remember the mister pedophile? I don't know whatever
his name was.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
And there was some whacked out shit. Man, you remember
Lamb Chop and all that.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yes, yes, what was her name, Laurie? Yeah, yeah, with
Lamb Chop. Do you know that? Well, Lamb Chop still
lives very much in the real world because there's tons
of Lamb Chop toys for dogs. Sure, and my dog,
I've given him so many toys. He has a basketfull
of toys like crazy, But the only ones he really

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plays with are the Lamb Chop toys. If I bought
him a new Lamb Chop at stuffed toy, he would
be playing with that. If I bought him a really
nice bone with flavors in it, he would ignore it
because he plays with his Lamb Chops. There's something about
the damn Lamb. The dog's just go ballistic over because
he loves his Lamb Chop. So, yeah, she was. She

(40:01):
was a big thing with her Lamb Chop And there
she was for half an hour every day on TV
talking to her hand. Yeah, so because she'd have this
stupid puppet in her hand. And yeah. But see, those
were fun shows, you know, those are the kind of
shows that we'd say kids could watch today for the

(40:22):
parents who are overprotective. But the parents read all the
conspiracy things and say, no, my kid's not going to
watch that because maybe Bob Ross was at there or that.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
So the the conspiracy is that Bob was painting areas
where he buried bodies, and they swear to gup google us.

(40:54):
They went up there and started digging up, oh dear,
and finding bodies, and then they would take a step
back and look at the at the landscape, at the
at the uh you know, uh where he was where
this was in the then the out in the environment.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Well, then all I have to say about that for
Bob lost his fucking genius.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, that's they'd be like, this tree over here, and
that tree over there, and this little brook that's running
down the side, that's exactly where we found another body.
That's awesome. And then he'd do another painting and they'd
be like, that's the exact area where we found another thing.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I need to see a little bit more proof than
And then another body and then another body. Yeah, what
do he kill one hundred, one hundred and fifty I mean,
come on, thousands, thousands, Yes, yes, he was populating.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
He was doing population control. How could anybody who is
so calm kill anybody other than drugging them? Do I
look like a killer?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
No? Now you look like a psycho, happy little clouds.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
It's like it. And then Sherilyn was telling me that
if you take all of these Bob Ross paintings and
you line them up next to each other, that it's
a it's a continuation of of of this whole landscape,

(42:29):
this this panoramic. Really, it all makes sense. They're all connected. Yeah,
she made that up on her own. No, she's she's
found this online.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, that they're all all of his paintings are connected
to each other. Oh, isn't that cool.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I don't know that it's true.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
We're gonna have to buy all his paintings and line
them all up.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
It's probably more true that he killed a bunch of people, yes,
buried him.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Where his paintings.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Are, well, a lot of his paintings start on the
edges with big trees or something. So yeah, if you
have two edges, yes, But if you take the two
paintings and you put them together, this one starts with
a tree on the edge. This one starts so yeah,
I guess if you put them together, they look like
they were flowing. But I think she did too much

(43:21):
research on that. Ye, tell her to back off that
because that's just is that upsetting you. It's weird. Yeah,
it's weird that she spends that kind of time with
with Bob Lors paintings. You know, I'm concerned for her.
There need to get out and enjoy life a little more.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
But back to.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Back to.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Fred Rogers, mister Rogers neighborhood. Yes, there were a lot
of things that scared me as a child. The puppet king,
the lady Elaine Fairchild.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yes, yes, what was that all about?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Who in God Green Earth came up with such a
scary puppet?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I remember is seven?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
She looked like the wicked wit.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Six seven years old?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Didn't she look like a wicked witch?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna show you here. Yeah you ready, Yeah,
look at this, I know.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Oh my gosh, she was like the wicked witch.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
That is yep. Look at the hair.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yep. Yeah, very Julie Andrews looking hair. Dude, don't make
fun of Julia.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I love if I was hiking in the middle of
the woods and she popped out, and she popped out,
I would have a heart attack. I'd pull my gun
out and shoot her. I would have a heart attack
before I'd be able to shoot her. Yeah, I would
have a heart attack and die and then ship myself.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Well what about the king, I mean, he was a bizarre,
jolly old thing. It's just but you know what, in
those days it was cute, seriously, and when he when
they showed misspair child, what they do is they'd show
us basically a picture of our mother, okay, because they'd

(45:24):
be like, here's here's this woman and be like, ak,
that looks like my mother. What was her voice too?
Oh ya, No, don't please, don't don't do that. That's
that's going to keep me up tonight. I have to
call tonight.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Please don't, please, please don't.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
It's time to go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Oh god, he's pulling up more pictures people.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Oh god, you remember the one where she would wear
the hat.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, and she always had a stick in her hands
to hit people.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yes, and she would she get that.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
All about talk about violence.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Geez. And here it is right here, the ultimate eighties page,
and it says that the words right there the stuff
of nightmares.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yep, it's true. Maybe we should dress as her next year.
Need a lot of makeup to make ourselves look at ugly?
Well you would, You wouldn't need any but I would
need a lot of makeup to make me look at ugly.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I don't know, man, I just uh, there was some
really whacked out shit. Did you did you ever get
you know, before Halloween or leading up to Halloween?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Did you ever get like really scared? Have you ever
been really truly.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Scared of something in your you know, no, like an
event or something that happened.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
No, Because I'm I'm very into Gothic and I'm very
into things that are dark. I have a very dark
sense of humor. People always tell me, wow, this went
dark quick. So No, I'm one of those people that
used to walk through the cemeteries on Halloween night. And

(47:20):
I even took people up there and fooled around in
the cemetery on headstones and graves and stuff. Yeah, cemetery tag.
We used to play right down hunt right there in
Huntington on oak Wood Road. All our buddies would get
there's a huge cemetery on Oakwood Road in Huntington, and
it's a big it's on a big hill and everything,

(47:42):
and me and my friends would go up there and
play cemetery tag where you're hiding behind you know, headstones
and stuff. And yeah, and then I've taken a couple
of girlfriends up there and done a little fun stuff
up there on the on the headstones and things. So yeah,
so I've never really gotten scared by ghoulish things. Yeah,

(48:02):
I'm more scared about real things that go on, But
I don't get scared.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Did you you said you did things in the cemetery.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, you know, I had sex, did picnics in the cemetery,
whatever whatever came about. We go to let's say Missus
Johnson's headstone, I'd be like, hey, Missus Johnson needs a
show and we you know now, remember I was a kid,
so don't say, well, you know you were disrespecting. I

(48:34):
was a kid, all right. I disrespected it because I
was a kid and didn't know any better. Now I
know better now, it'd put a blanket down first out
of respect. But I love gory, scary things. I always have,
you know, when I watch things like Friday the Thirteen
and Scream and stuff, I'd be like, oh, so like

(48:57):
they cut the throat and blood would come out. I'm like, yeah,
I always always rooted for the bad guy. Loved it.
Oh jeez, I'm gonna get yelled at again.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Put a little bit of red blood.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, yes, I'm gonna spatter it, yes, spatter it, yes, yes, exactly. Yeah.
So I've never been one to be scared.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
I still.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
You know, they say there's some new horror movies coming
out that are supposed to be the scariest ever. I'm like,
bring them. I want to see this, you know, because
if I start to get a little uncomfortable, what I
do is laugh, And when I laugh, it makes the
uncomfortable go away. And not to sound like a a

(49:47):
one minded person, but the scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis
has always been one of my favorite favorite actresses because
whenever she plays anything in horror movies, her scream is
yeahs so different in real life than she is on screen.
But I loved her with Michael Myers and stuff. It

(50:10):
was just I loved it.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
What do you have to say to two people like
Mike uh and a few others who are just tuning
in right now and.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Seeing this, Well, I'm saying that those who just tuned in.
Bob Less is going to be running for president, yes,
and I'm going to be his press secretary. Yes, please,
And we are going to paint our way to the
top and skyrocket to the top, and we are going
to unite America with happy trees and happy clouds. So yeah,

(50:46):
so stay tuned because Bob's on the ticket. And if
he doesn't make the ticket, please when you go to vote,
just write his name in and let's.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Just build some happy little clouds that float around the sky. Yes,
there's nothing wrong with her, nothing wrong with it at all,
nothing wrong with no having a tree for a friend.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Bob Ross is going to be the president, and his
press secretary is going to Bening Gombats.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah. No, I don't want to have you suggested any
affiliation with the mafia or.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Any no, no, no, no, no, I'm my own mafia.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Because that's very violent.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Well yeah, but Bob, sometimes, you know, as a press secretary,
you see our current press secretary, you've got to be
aggressive and you gotta lie a lot. I'm going to
tell the truth a lot. Okay, Yeah, I'm going to
spin it so that instead of being spinning it to
a lie, I'm going to spin it to truth, okay,
which will shock people because they'll think that's the lie

(51:49):
I under because people think lies are truth and truths
are lies.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Now, well, there you go. I want to I want
to want part of my campaign to be a slogan
and I wanted some hats and t shirts made. Let's say,
make your paintings great again.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Ah, that's sweet. It's a little queer, but it's sweet.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Did you say queer?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
I did not kind of gay?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
But anyway, you know, or maybe we don't make mistakes,
just happy accidents.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Oh, happy accidents, yes, yeah, like with a little blood
splattered around yice. Now is that painting you're doing now?
Another location of a body? No, it's a painting in
my mind. Okay, okay of where you put the body.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I'm tired of all of the accusations that I'm a
serial killer.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It's not true. But people love people love conspiracy theories.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
If you saw this, would you think serial killer?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yes? Okay, But honestly, there are people who love conspiracy theories.
They live for that stuff. My brother, oh god, my
brother loves all those conspiracy things and he watches all
those ghost hunters and haunted house stuff and what's funny

(53:25):
is he watches it and he gets angry at it
because he's like, what do you do that's not really
a thing? Well, come on people that you're making shit up.
And I'm like, why do you watch this? He goes
because it's interesting. I'm like, but you're yelling at them,
telling him that they're making shit up.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
What's your brother's name, Michael Michael.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
I mean look, let me look Michael square in the
eye right now and say, Michael, I'm dead. Okay, Michael.
Michael believes that everybody's dead.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah, oh yeah, he believes everybody. Please, no matter who it.
I'll be like, well, look, Julian, who's going to be performing?
He goes, Juliandro, she's dead. I'm like, oh my god,
she is not dead. Everybody, no matter who it is.
We have to look up names and tell him, look,
this person's still alive. And he's like, really, I thought

(54:19):
they were dead. I'm like, Michael, you think everybody's dead,
no matter who. I'm like, Bruce Willis is going into
a Bruce Willis, he's dead. I'm like, oh my god, Michael.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
If you want said things, watch the news.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah, watchbox news. That's sad enough. Yeah, so why is
he on now? Oh my god? But yeah, no, he
definitely thinks everything's dead. Everyone's dead. Meanwhile, he looks like death.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I had an experience I've talked about before in the year.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
The scariest thing that I've ever done ever in my
whole life. Was when I was in college. I was
a freshman in college and I was hanging around with
these guys and we were down in Sudbury, Vermont, and

(55:21):
down in Sudbury. Maybe there's folks that are familiar with
the Hyde Manner, but the Hyde Manner is it's an
old hotel back from the eighteen hundreds, and it's really scary. Okay,
really scary, and it's you can see it from the road.

(55:44):
I'm going to show you. Okay, here it is right here?
Is it's still there? It's still there? Oh god?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yeah? Can we go?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Okay, if you're serious, I'm one hundred, then I'll make
we will go. It's a long drive.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Can you see it?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
I see it? It looks awesome. Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
We we were out cruising around right around I think
it might have even been Halloween night, and we saw
this and I didn't know at the time that it
was called the height manner. I'm gonna show you some
more pictures here, but uh, we saw this hotel. Here.
Here it is back and it's back in its heyday.

(56:33):
Look at it's still open. Look at how beautiful that is.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
It's gorgeous. Is it still open?

Speaker 2 (56:38):
No, it's just no, it's just what it looks like today. Buddy,
Right here, I just showed you.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah, but can you go in it?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
So? I mean, there's a posted sign right there on
the tree that says no trespassing.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, that doesn't stop me.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
So we we pulled over and we saw the thing.
It was like twilight, right, Okay, we could still it
was still light enough that we could see. It was
scary as fuck.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Okay looking at it? Yeah, oh stop, bad, bad, stop it.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I want to see if I can find some some
pictures of it. Look, here we go, here we go.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
That looks awesome. And I'd stay there.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
They were like, you gotta you gotta go in there,
you gotta go in there, and they were putting all
kinds of pressure on me, and you know me, I
don't cave to peer pressure, right, So I jumped out
of the car. And I said, yeah, hell yeah, I'll go.
I'll go in there. So and they were like it

(57:40):
was like, yeah, come on, let's go. And they're like, no, no,
you're going alone.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
M And I took off on foot.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
And I ran, you know, the edge of darkness twilight,
ran through the woods, ran up to the house or
this manner, right, and I was filled with the most
incredible amount of fear. It was just amazing. You let

(58:13):
your mind wander. Oh my god, I'm like, I am
running right into you know, the most haunted place. Look
at that.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Look look at your look at I know that looks amazing.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
And I ran into I think it was this this
back door down here at the bottom and the inside.
You gotta see what you gotta see what I saw
on the inside. I mean it was here. I'll find
the pictures. I'll find the pictures right now, okay, hold on.
It was the scariest thing I have ever done in

(58:49):
my life. I think they had like a like a
time limit, like I had to be in there alone
for like ten minutes or some shit. And I was screaming, Yeah,
I was absolutely here's here's a picture of the inside

(59:11):
of it, right here. Okay, hold on. Okay, here's here's
some pictures of the inside. I was, I was screaming.
I was like, I was really bad. I was really bad.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I was.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Hold on a second, let's see if I can find Ah, looks,
look at this. It's just Kathy Bates painted on the
on the wall right here. Here we go, here we go.
Look at that. That's awesome. Can you see that?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Well, we couldn't to you.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Well people can look it up.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, it's it's just you know, there's all these like
outbuildings right here. Yep, but yeah, here we go. This
is the one. This is the picture I wanted to
show you right here. Can you see that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Look at that all like the ceiling tiles or the
mold in the ship. It's it's it was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
It's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I love that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Dude. This is scarier to me than the thought of
you having sex in the cemetery. This is really really well,
let me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Tell you I went. Me and my buddies went to
the house in Amity Bill on Long Island. Yes, loved
the experience. Freaked out. We went in there. There was
no press prespassing at that point, the house was clothed
and this is going, oh my god, way back before
they knocked the house down. But we went in and

(01:00:54):
spent two nights there what And I had shed tie
freaking out my friends because I did shit to food.
Making this upfront, there was nothing haunted about that house. Nothing, Okay,
I told Sherlyn this, No, oh my god, she's gonna

(01:01:16):
shit herself. But I mean the house in Amityville, absolutely
cool house. And of course it was closed and they
were getting ready to demolish it. I guess a year
later or whatever they were doing to it. But we
went there and we bought lanterns and stuff like that
and food and beer and all that stuff, and we

(01:01:36):
hung out there and nothing was happening. So I was
doing shit to freak out my friends on purpose. No,
because we were there for like the first night. I
was like, okay, this was boring as fuck, and they
were like, did you hear that noise? I'm like, stop it.
There was no noise. So the second night I started
doing shit just to fuck with them. Oh my god,

(01:01:59):
oh yeah, yeah it was. But I love stuff like that.
So that's why I'm saying, if if you want to
go to a haunted place.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I say that to my brother all the time. He
watches these shows with a haunted hotel in Philadelphia or whatever.
And I'm like, Michael, let's go, let's go, and let's
stay in that exact room, and I will literally light
a candle and call them, come on, do your best,
do your best.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
You know, you know what I want to do on Halloween.
You know I understand leakyboard seance. No, chriln won't let
me even look at Owiji.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
We have a Oiji board at my house. Do you
you can come do it with Mike and I? Okay, Charylyn,
I want to open the portals and not close it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
She does knowing she does not think any of that's funny.
She just she takes that shit so seriously, seriously. If
I came over to your place and did a Ouiji
board with you, right and she found out about it,
she divorced you. Gone, yep done. She wouldn't even let
me in that anywhere near little I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Told Michael he ordered to weed your boy just recently,
and I told Michael, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Did he really?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I said, And let's open the portal and not close
it at the end. Yeah, let's leave it open for
them all to come in, and I want to challenge
them to do their best because I love that shit.
I'm like, you want to come and scare me. You're
not scaring me. Tell me what you want, tell me
how you lived. I mean, you know that kind of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
What I want to do on Halloween, I'm gonna have
to wait till Lily's older and yep, you know she's
not dressing up in trigger treaty. I want to go
on Halloween night into the middle of nowhere. I was
four wheeling with a friend a couple of summers ago,
and we were up in the middle of just god
knows where, right up in the hills in Vermont, I

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mean like miles and miles and miles away from anything,
and we found this. We found this old cemetery. Yes really,
I mean very cool, old, old, like bad yep, and
the fence was all falling down and shit, and it's
just like the old iron fence. I really scary as fuck, right.

(01:04:14):
I want to go to a cemetery like that on
Halloween night, yeap, no matter what the weather's doing. And
I want to like middle of nowhere and I want
to go up there, shut off the four wheeler and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Just lay on the ground and summon them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Just sit down and be quiet and listen and get
scared as fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Now because I would lay on the ground and I
would just summon them. I'm like, come on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Out, Oh you would do that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Hell yes? Really hell yes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
And you're still friends with Sherilyn Yeah wow Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
But I mean it's it's like I said, I'm into Goth. Okay,
I'm very much into Goth. I'm into anything that's that's dark.
And I'm not into it because I love it. I'm
into it because it fascinates me. You know, it fascinates me.
That's why when I watch certain things on TV that
Michael has on the ghost shows and this and that,

(01:05:13):
I'm like, and they say, room two forty three is
the room nobody goes in because it's haunted. I say
to Michael, let's fucking drive there and let's get that
room and let's just sit in that room with a
Ouiji board and let's see if we can call them
all out. Let's call them all out. What are they
gonna do? Attach themselves to me? And then the ghost

(01:05:34):
made me do it? Come on, Come on, a lot
of it's in our mind. A lot of it is
is our mind and our imagination based on things we've
seen and things we know and things that we've heard of,
and we create that in our minds. So when we
go to a place like that, right away we draw
on all those horror movies and all that stuff, and

(01:05:55):
we're like, oh my god, you know, naturally, I'm gonna
bring a person of color because first wants to die
in the movies. So I'll just bring one of them,
so if something does happen, it'll be them that dies.
But you get that that was funny. Oh uh, he's
skating right over that one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
What about Annabelle?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
I mean that I want to buy that doll and
release it from its case. They put it in a
special case. I want to buy that bitch, and I
want to bring her home and release her and put
her right on my nightstand. I would love to own
the Annabelle doll. I think that's awesome. Yeah, but I'm

(01:06:41):
into that stuff. That stuff is for me. I want
to sit there and go what was that and wait
for the doll to move and I'd be like, ah,
you feisty little bit. I see you moved. Yeah, yes, yes, yeah, yeah,

(01:07:05):
I just I don't think spirits are evil. I don't
think that. I don't think any of that stuff do.
I believe in heaven and Hell, absolutely do. I believe
in spirits or ghosts or beings or something like that
that are still present on this earth but you can't
see and they can help influence or whatever. I believe
that's probably true, but I'm not scared of it. You know,

(01:07:30):
I'm very much an Ozzy Osbourne when it comes to
that kind of stuff. You know, it doesn't scare me.
You know, I'm like Ozzie and Sharon. Those things don't
really do it for me. Sharon loves that stuff, but
she gets scared. Ozzie loves that stuff and he ate
it up. He joyed it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
I used to love it when Ozzie would.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Go, Sharon, yeah, so, but I'm very much like that.
That's that's why wear a lot of black. First of all,
you can match anything with black, and second of all,
it's just such a neutral dark color. You know. Now,
Glenn obviously prefers me in blue, but today's the day

(01:08:14):
before Halloween, so black is the color. And tomorrow I'm
going to be going to see Jimmy Carr tomorrow night
and out to dinner, so I'm going to wear a
little bit of black, but more colors too. But overall,
I just think that that gothic is awesome. And people
look at me and they're like, oh god, gee no,

(01:08:36):
and you know what, I'm going to throw this out there.
What burns my butt? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Please? What burns your ass?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
What burns my ass? More than anything is when people
tell me what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Can only wonder what you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
But they tell me yeah, yeah, And I'm like, I
wasn't thinking that. No, you were.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Oh I know exactly what.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I'm like, Oh my god, you're clairvoyant. Now They're like, no,
I know you were thinking that, and that pisses me off.
I'm like, so you just got pissed off on something
that I'm thinking that I'm really not thinking, but you
think I'm thinking. I was like, that's that's ridiculous. It
burns my button. And I have a few people I
know that do that to me all the time. Oh,

(01:09:23):
I know what you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Has Bob Ross ever done that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
You know, Bob has always been very happy treed with me. Okay, yeah,
happy Treed, Yeah, happy Treed. Yeah. I do look at
his paintings and think they're quite lovely. Now I'm going
to look and see what area of the ground the
body was buried in. You should, I know. I think
he makes those areas up in his mind as he

(01:09:47):
draws them, and he does the waterfalls. Those waterfalls are
so pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
You just got a comment here. Tiffany Valentine, ex girlfriend
of Charles uh Lee Ray The Bride of Chucky. Uh
huh yep, scary shit. I want Chucky.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Yeah, screw the bride. The Bride was even more evil,
But I want Chucky. I like, I would buy a
Chucky doll. I would put it in front of the
Ouiji board and I would summon the spirit of Chucky
to go into the doll. And then I'd sit there
and wait for three days and nothing happens, and I'd
be like, well, that was full of shit. Do you

(01:10:33):
know when I've done that thing in front of the mirror,
when you call you say the name of what help
me out with this? My memory is going. You have
to say the name of something three times in the
mirror and then it comes out and then it deal
with it. Yeah, I've done that. I've done that. Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary, I've done that. Nothing happened. I've done it

(01:10:55):
with candles in the dog with you know said.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
What about beetlejuice? If you said that three.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Times, I have done it and no beetlejuice either. But
bloody Mary, I've tried that. I'm like, come on, bitch,
come out. I need you to do some stuff for me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Don't piss her off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Oh please, please Jesus bring it. If anybody anybody knows
how to any haunted places that j D and I
can go to, please send us messages and we'll we'll
we'll we'll film it live and you'll stand at the
door crying and I will go in with the camera.

(01:11:34):
I'll be like, bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
If you ever. You know what would be scary is
seeing Bob Ross walking into the hide manner.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
That'd be awesome. That would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Just just do it. I mean we'd have to park
somewhere far away, but can you imagine driving down the
road and you're, honey, pullover, my god, that looks like
Bob Ross is walking right into the Hyde.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Manner, and they don't know that it's actually you dressed
as Bob Loss going into the Hyde manner. You'd have
to wear a black top and black pants so that
they wouldn't see the size of you. They'd only see
the face. I'll just I'll just dance around the yard,

(01:12:29):
Bob Loss, the dancing Fairy, the painting fairy will put
wings on you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Fran Scene's asking me about Emily's Bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
I've heard about that, and they go ahead, no, no,
you go. They had a show on it. One of
the ghost hunters or whatever went on Emily's Bridge. He
was an over overweight guy and he went there. He
was so dramatic because he gets on the bridge and
then he say.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Oh, oh look I just got scratched.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
And I'm like, oh please. So I'd love to go
on to Emily's Bridge at nighttime and crosset.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Do you know? But people drive from all over and
that you can go to Emily's Bridge on Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Yeah, And they don't find anything, they don't feel anything.
They're disappointed because it's all made up. It's what you
can conjure in your head, the scariest scenario, and then
when you get there, they do things like this. I
felt the hairs on my neck went up and I
felt like somebody was around me. Yeah, you're creating that

(01:13:38):
movement for you so that it works in that scenario.
You know. I love when they go into these haunted
houses and they go, there's a presence here. Yeah. The
presence is what you're creating, and the presence is angry.
They don't want me here. I'm going to go to
another room. I'm like, okay, so you just created an
angry presence. So you're leaving the room, and you want
us to believe that you have sensed it, you know,

(01:14:02):
bring the presence forward, let me see it. Okay. I
want to take a ball, put it on the floor
and say move it. Move the ball, impress me, you
know that kind of roll the ball out of sight
and let it come rolling back to me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Then I'll believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
It was a good scary movie. Was The Shining Oh Jesus?
That was a classic is Johnny movie?

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Scared of It?

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
I loved that movie. That was absolutely amazing. And the
more his face got angry, the better the movie. Guy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Remember when he was like, Wendy, I'm home.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yes, yes, But I had a hard time looking at
Wendy because I saw olive oil.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
I saw olive oil the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
And I was like, olive oil and that kid, how
annoying was he? Rag? I shut the fuck slapped the
kid in the back of the head.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Agree. Agree, But he was amazing in it. Yeah, you
remember the the the blood.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Flowing from the elevators in.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
The room, yes, and coming down the hallways.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
That was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Do you remember the twin girls on the little of
course I do. What were they on on the little
big wheels?

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Yeah? No, he was on the big wheel. The twin
girls were.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Just standing there, just standing there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
He should dress up as the twin girls fly shit. Yeah.
See movies like that, And then I also enjoyed pleasant,
pleasant Halloween movies like which is a beast Wick? That
was amazing. It was fun. It wasn't really scary, but
it was fun things like that. Of course Becaushier was
in it. Not that I'm gonna plug the sheir, but

(01:15:43):
it was just you know, so there's all different kinds
of movies during Halloween, for all different kinds of scare levels. Yeah,
from comedies. I mean Screamed, the comedy that that was
funny as shit. Yeah, you know they're sitting there with
the scream thing getting high.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
I mean, you ever see Sean of the Dead.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Yes, it's just so so you can get into Halloween
without getting scared by laughing and watching the spoof movies
and things like that. I prefer to go to the
darkest possible movie, possible, possible, possible, possible.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Have you ever you've gotten through the chainsaw masker?

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Oh god, yes, yeah, oh gosh yes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
I was like, please come Sherilyn, and I struggle to
get through that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
I'm like, come on, get them already, kill kill these people.
I root for the bad guy, and when the bad
guy dies at the end, I'm mourned. I'm like, oh
see really yeah, That's why I was so happy that
Jason boyhees kept coming back. I was like, all right,
and people are like, how many times can you bring
them back? I said, bring him back to kill more.

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I was into it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Here's some scary shit right here. I just have to
sh this is this is, this is what fills my
childhood nightmares. Is Lady Elaine Man listen.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Good, all right? Sport Boomerang too, Morang, Sue Marang.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Holy shit, I mean voice who was that voice?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Who knows? Oh god, that was funny. Yep. That was
good times, good times. Listen, thanks for having fun with
me always this morning, and Halloween just opens it right
up for us.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Yeah, it gives.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Us an opportunity. And uh just remember Bob Us for president. Yeah,
and I will be out campaigning for him. Yes, and
I'm going to be taking donations. So if I show
up at your door, please have money ready, yes and
whatever money. Hey question, did anybody else go have pumpkins
like we did?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Oh? God, that's right, I forgot. I think so well,
we need to find out over at Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Yes, yes, yeah, do you know I went back there
and had without the pumpkin, another spice Lotte because it's
so good. Yeah, yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I gotta find out. I gotta find out.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
I think Sherylyn said there were a few pictures that
that she needs to get on it that came in. Yeah.
I think we should win the gift card though, because
we did it the best.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
No, I mean, you know, uh, that was so much fun.
But I love to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Oh that was so much fun. Well, this year this winter,
we ought people. I'm telling you right now and I
promise you this. Whether j D says, maybe we will
be videotaping JD and I out in the wilderness after the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Snowfalls, surviving on something that we're not going to tell
you just right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
But we will be out there and we will probably
Jed will come with us, and he can't help us.
We have to survive on our own, but he'll be
the cameraman and he will be filming us surviving out
in the wilderness. People.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
We're going to subject ourselves to a very dangerous, harsh environment, yes,
and we're going to try to survive as and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
The location we've picked is is so off the mat,
totally off. I mean, people are going to be like, Wow,
where the hell are you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
I know, and we're going to and we're gonna survive.
We're gonna see if we can survive for at least
twelve hours out in the wilderness right after a snowstorm. Okay,
so people, I promise that will be coming to you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Who added the after the snowstorm?

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Me, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Because the wood is wet and the ground is slippery
and it's cold. So it'll give us a good feeling.
Have had to survive out there with only the slightest
scant amount of food, okay, but healthy energetic food.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Don't forget tonight being Thursday, carving for k The Jack
O'Lantern display over a twenty one rud Farm Road is
going on. Starts at dark, goes until whenever the hell.
It was just fantastic. I was there last night and
then Tomorrow Friday, the thirty first Halloween Berry City Main

(01:20:33):
Street trick or treating. It's from four to five. That's
when all the kids will be out trick or treating
up and down North Main Street right here in the
Granite City. And people be patient during that time out okay,
and drive carefully. Yeah, you know, look both ways when
you're driving, because kids are on the back streets on

(01:20:53):
the front streets. That even though the trick or treating
is on main street, the kids also go all over
the place with their parents. So let's make that time
the time for the kids to enjoy without worrying about
stupid people. Right. I know, the weather it's not supposed
to be great. It's supposed to be raining, so you
know there's gonna be kids with umbrellas and glos sticks hopefully,

(01:21:16):
but just you know Jorgensen Lane right before cas definitely
check that out. Linda is saying, of course, Red Farm Road,
of course Camp Street. We've got some really spooky stuff
on Camp Street.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
And there's houses all the way up if you turn
left from Hill Street onto Windy Wood and you make
it right into that neighborhood. There's a lot of candy
friendly houses up there too, Yes, and a lot of
really cool decorations, especially that old lady who's older than God.
Her decorations are I'm probably gonna see if I can

(01:21:58):
go by there and take a picture of it so
that we can post it, because it's she really went
all crazy out on it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Why can't uh you know next year you you not
make plans on Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
I will, I will not make plans on Halloween. It's
just it was the only day that Jimmy Carr was
coming into town. And Jed and I both love his
He's another one very dark humor. He gets very gross
and nasty, and probably because it's Halloween, he may even
overstep a little. Sometimes he crosses the line and it's hysterical.

(01:22:33):
So we loved it, and so I bought Jed. That
was one of the three comedy shows that I bought
Jed tickets for for his birthday. So we're going to that,
and then we're going to go to what is it
Luning's up and not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Yeah, we're going to be eating there before the concert.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
So fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Yeah, So we'll have a nice time. But next year
I'll try really hard to keep the thirty first open
and maybe you and I and Lily can go trick
or treating.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I was just gonna say, I mean, and we'll bring.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Choylene and Jared if I want her. Jed can't go
unless he dresses full drag?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Does he do that?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
When I first met Jed, we dressed him up as
a woman for Halloween and it was a contest at
his job, the best costume one, and so me and
this girl Holly, which was my foster daughter, spent hours
with his makeup and his outfit and his four or
five inch heels that he walks in like it's a

(01:23:35):
piece of cake, no big deal, and a beautiful wig
and he went to work like that and he won
the contest. And that night we went out to get pizza,
and while we were getting pizza, the two Italians behind
the counter were talking about how hot that girl was
and what was she doing with me? Because she was

(01:23:56):
so hot wow. And they were saying in an Italian
and so as we were leaving, I turned around and
I said to them mescuzio grass and they were like,
oh shit, he speaks Italian. But it was a great time.
So I need to dress him up again so he
can go with her. And do you know he can
play basketball and do jumping Jackson five inch heels? What, yeah,

(01:24:20):
he's he's a pro at five inch heels. He looks
like miss the tough guy, but you put him in
heels and he can walk like it's nobody's business. So
you know, you know, Charylyn has been wanting you to
to do me up track. Oh that's easy, do you
know that? Oh yeah, I'll make you an opera singer

(01:24:41):
because opera singers are fat. Okay, so we'll turn you
into an Italian opera singer.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
What are you saying?

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I'm just saying you would fit the part perfectly. Maybe
next year for Halloween, Jed and you dress up and
drag and Charyln Choylyn and I dress up as your pimps.
That would be awesome. Pimp and pimp at take the
two drags. An opera singer and a an hot looking

(01:25:10):
check out for a trick or treating. We'll go to
dinner like that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Do you think it should be if we stream live
that it should be like a pay per view type thing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Probably okay, But we could go to a restaurant like that.
Wouldn't that be hysterical?

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
And see you eat your food with lipstick.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
On Listen, people, don't forget to get out and vote.
November fourth, m hmm, it's coming up really soon. Yep,
Bury Auditorium, Yep, it's gonna be big. Who are we
voting for? Well, we're voting for the Stevens Branch Apartments

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housing project in downtown Perry City, big, big infrastructure project
two point four million dollars. That's Article one. And then
we have Article two, which is the Public Works Garage
three point three million dollars. Those are just two of
the big things. Okay, and of course the Central Fromont

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Career Center.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Okay, yep, all new get out and vote. I don't
give a shit what you vote for.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
People, It takes five to ten minutes. Do your poet,
just vote?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Do your poet, doesn't matter who you vote for, what
you vote for, whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
And remember twenty twenty eight or twenty twenty seven. Who
you're going to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Vote for Bob Bob Russ for president.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Write it in the ticket. If he's not on the
ticket where it says other, write his name.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Thank you for your support, good night and God bless.
Just remember will make mistakes, we make happy accidents. Love

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you all quick, rest of your Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
Bob boys out boom, then.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
The manner, then a thing, then nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
You don't us day, Ma

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Assass