G's Spot

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
How are you here?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
We go?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Chee?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Are you feeling it this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Buddy? Are you? Are you feeling it? Are you feeling good?
I'm feeling it? Are you all right? Yep? I wore
a Glenn's favorite sweater today just to make.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Him happy his uh, his favorite blue sweater.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that he wanted to know that time.
If I had a dickey underneath. I don't wear dickies.
I wear freaking turtlenecks.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
First of all, Dick. Who's old enough Glenn to know?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Glenn? What a dicky? Listen? Listen. There's God and then
there's Glenn. He's that old. You know.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Glenn's been Uh, he's been getting out lately. He's been
he's been out doing stuff. Man, what's a wrong with him?
He's out hunting, He's out. Wow, turn up the world.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
But good for you, Glenn. Good morning, Crystal, you were
the first one on this morning, okay, And good morning
Becky and whoever else. I can't see anybody else.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Jed is testing to see if the chat works. Uh
he's on YouTube this morning, is he?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
I appreciate that so much, because how the hell would
I know? Yeah, if the chat's working or not.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, so he's checking to see if the chat's working. Yes,
he's supposed to be working.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
I know, God, really, you God, we have so much
to talk about. I want everyone to just have a
glance at their monitor right now and take note that
g has not one dukes but two. And I'm serious,

(03:23):
I'm not bull. That's not mine. Mine is right there
is right here.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, I text you this morning and I said, because
I didn't really get a chance to make any coffee
or anything for myself. So I said, do you want
a coffee? And you said yes, So I said okay.
So I went down to Dunkin Donuts and I said, hmmm,
I'm thinking one ain't gonna be enough. So I ordered
three coffees and I have two and you have one.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
This is uh, this is one of those days where
you need Yeah, and Glenn's noting the Christmas cups.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yes, yes, those came out the day after Thanksgiving. We're
gonna be after what is that Halloween? Halloween.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
We're gonna talk about this. We're gonna talk about this,
Yes they are. He is so excited that these are
we got Christmas cups here? Yeah, I gotta get him
a coffee and bring it over to his house.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, I gotta do that with a Christmas cup.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yes, well, of course, of course. Listen, we already have
snow in the forecast. There's snow snowing here a few
minutes ago. Yeah, there's in but up on top of
the Orange Heights.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's it's.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
If I say it's a winter wonderland, people will get pissed.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh God JD.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Here you go exaggerating again, making shut up. It's not
a winter wonderland but winter nightmare. It's it's there's there's
quite a bit of snow.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, but I saw a cargo if it must have
been coming from that area because it was covered and snow.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yes, And I'm like why And we have posted this
morning about the accident, which I'm pretty sure it's cleared
up by now. But it was right by Riddle Pond
Road on Route three to oh two, right where I'm
talking about, where all the snow is and it's slushy
and the plows are out and they're pushing the slush back.

(05:28):
But if that wreckor is on sea, everyone's okay, by
the way, because I could see them and give them
a wave, but not a safe place to pull over.
But if the wrecker is up there, please, you know,
drive carefully right by Riddle Pond Road. Slow the hell down.
And I don't know if they're going to have cones

(05:50):
out or what to give you a heads up. But
if you're headed towards Barry to the west, you can't
really see that where that accident is until you're right
on it. Just really slow down and use some some cautions.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
And there's a good chance it's already cleared up.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
And if you haven't yet put your snow tires on. Yeah,
you've got a couple of options. You can either get
in touch with Dupries, which he's probably.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Saying, no, no, JD. Please don't say we're booked for
another six months.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
We're booked out three years. Or you can get over
to montpel your Volkswagon Montpelia, Masta. They have a beautiful garage.
They're the inside of their service bay is nicer.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Than my home.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yep, it's clean. It's beautiful. It's like squeaky clean. Yeah,
you roll in there, the heat's on, the lights are on.
They're gonna wash your car down after they you know,
put the new tires on or whatever, or change them
over or whatever, But yeah, get in touch with them
in their busy as hell to people. One snowflake and

(06:57):
people start.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
You know, I opted in one to watch people wait
so long, you know, if you know it's gonna start
snowing soon and you know we're going into the wintertime,
people wait until the very last second, and then the
place is overpacked, and then they get pissed. Yes, because

(07:18):
you can't fit me in today. I can get you
in next Thursday, but it's gonna snow. Well, hello, asshole,
why don't you freaking bring your.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Car in earlier and we haven't even started? What burns
my ass?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Who?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Amazing? Did you?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I know there was some weather that was coming through
last night. Not everybody was able to see the full moon,
but it was a last night was a full beaver moon.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hey, Jed, come on out and see the full beaver.
He'd be like, what, Oh the names they give things priceless.
I'm trying. I'm actually trying.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Not to laugh. It's okay, you can laugh. Sherilyn says
to me, Oh, that.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Must have been funny, maybabe, there's a full beaver outside.
There's a full beaver moon tonight, and which you said,
really can't make this ship up.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
There's a there's a new there's a new trend called
the moon water trend. Okay, where you take please, I'm
not making this up. If you don't believe me, google it.

(08:54):
You take some some sitting water that's out in your yard,
mud puddle, whatever, uh huh, water that has fallen naturally
from the sky right and collected somewhere outside. Could be
your trash can lid. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Natural water.
You take it, you bring it into your house. Are

(09:18):
you still? Are you staying with me here? I'm sitting
here listening. You you boil it or you strain out
any you know, leaves or any kind of shit. You
boil it, you let it cool, You put it into
a jar or a little bowl, you know, like a

(09:39):
nice bowl, and you bring it outside at night, and
you put the bowl or the jar of water underneath
the moonlight, and you let it sit there underneath the moonlight,
and it collects the energy from this We're getting spiritual here. Gee, okay, stop.

(10:02):
It collects the energy from the the full beaver moon.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Of course. Ah. A few people could see JD is
bent over his stoical laughing at the moment, he can't
even get a sentence in there.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
So the energy from the beaver, Becky. Becky is saying,
this is not new, it's an old theory. I didn't
know that. I thought this was something that was new trending.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Becky.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
That you know that scares me? And then and then
what do you do? Uh, Becky, I think you, Yeah,
you drink help me out, Becky here, I think you
You then drink the water.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Becky shouldn't own this conversation at all. And what happens.
You get lucky.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
You're consuming the spiritual energy from the bib of no
from from the moon, and then you go inside and
you get lucky. There's there's this woman on on on TikTok.
I was watching it last night. She's making a batch
for her kids right now.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh, dear God in heaven, Wow, God bless her.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Glenn wants to know how many drops you put in
my coffee this morning?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
None? None, But I am on to coffy number two.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Jed wants to know if there's a crystal in my pocket.
Uh so, Hi, honey, we have we have so we
have so much to talk about. Chuck may or may
not join us by phone this morning.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oh, we need him to join us. We have a
very serious topic.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Think if he does join us, it'll be by phone.
Thank God, yes, yes, speak. Not a room, not enough
room on this couch for him and me. I want
to just throw some love at Chuck here for a second.
Chuck is one of my dearest friends. I, along with you,
one of my best friends. Chuck has been like a

(12:10):
brother to me. He has done so much for me,
for my family, for my mom and dad. He was
the maintenance guy up at Barry Gardens and just took amazing,
amazing care of my mom and dad and treated them
like they were his parents. I had this back in

(12:36):
seventy three or seventy five, I'm sorry, nineteen seventy five.
I was five years old. My dad made something for
my mom, a wooden Chinese checkers game, you know, with
the marbles, and he made it. He made it for

(12:56):
in his shop, and he gave it to her, and
and again I was just five years old. I don't
really remember much about this, but this Chinese Checkers game
has stayed in the family for a million years. Saw
it in the barn the other night, covered in mildew,
and just kind of rotting and just looked horrible. And

(13:22):
I was going to burn it, and I decided to
offer it to Chuck and I'm like, Chuck, do you
want this? And He's like, not really no, But this

(13:44):
freaking guy, man, he took it and he refinished it.
I didn't know he was going to do this. And
I'm going to show you a picture of this thing,
and look at this. Man, isn't that amazing?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Nice?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, it's just Jed loves stuff like this. I hope,
I hope Jed's looking right now because he he loves
this kind of show Jed the woodworkers. So yeah, yeah,
And and Chuck just loves stuff like this too. I'll
be honest with you. I didn't even want it, right,

(14:23):
but now you know, I just see It's it's almost
like not to be weird, but it's almost like.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Like Dad.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Had Chuck do this just for the sake of keeping
love alive. I don't know, man, it's like, is that amazing?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:41):
And and now you know, now I have to learn
how to play Chinese checkers. But maybe, damn you, Chuck,
Maybe maybe I could maybe me you, Chuck, Jed, we
could all Sherilyn, we could all get together and over
your house or whatever and played Chinese Checkers this arm. Seriously,
I'm not even joke.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I'm in. I would love to do that.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
I'm in, and I would love to do it streaming
live on aired out Yep. But yeah, just yeah, like
Becky says, just such a thoughtful guy.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yes, yes it is. It's a very nice gesture.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
I want to talk about the Tech Center here real quick,
because Crystal's asking about it, and quite honestly, it was
receiving some texts last night asking me if I'm going
to be talking about it. The bond vote for the
Central Vermont Career Center, the proposed new career center with
a price tag on it of one hundred and forty

(15:44):
nine million dollars. Jody Emerson's the director over there. She's
been on the air a couple of times that Trump
buys court bee by that we we should be finding
out sometime I'm guessing in the next couple of hours

(16:05):
or sometime this afternoon, whether or not that bond vote
has passed right there, counting yep. Okay, So the Seminary
Street housing complex that past that passed, that Article one,
Article two for the the City Garage that past that

(16:27):
passed up in the old bond warehouse that passed, which
is I think is great news. I mean, my god,
do we need that right big time. So there's still
a question mark on the central from my career center.
Right when we find out, I'll hopefully be one of

(16:47):
the first. I'll let you know I'm watching, I'm listening.
Jody's gonna get in touch with me too, And when
we get the word on that, I'm gonna hopefully she'll
call me and I'll have it on on the aired
out page. You just just be watching the page today
and we'll let you know what's happening. Yeah. So question

(17:09):
of the day, huh, Christmas decorations. And I want to
ask you about this because this is this is big now.
Some guy on TikTok said that his wife wants to
put up their Christmas decorations and he thinks it's too early.
So there's a poll out that a third one third

(17:29):
of us think you should wait until after Thanksgiving, but
two thirds say earlier than that is fine.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
It's it's a personal preference. But to me, I think
we should enjoy Thanksgiving first because Thanksgiving is a time
it's not necessarily you know, some people get into the
philosophy of Thanksgiving. Some people just do thanks Thanksgiving. In
my opinion, Thanksgiving is a time for us to stop,

(18:06):
stop the world, stop everything going on, and enjoy our family,
enjoy friends, enjoy good food, enjoy good aura between all
of us, bringing us in to then the holiday season. Sure,
so to me, although I went out Christmas shopping the
other day to pick up all my decorations, my tree,

(18:28):
because this is going to be the first year I'm
decorating in a long time. But I've decided, since we're
having a huge Christmas party at my house that I'm
going to deck the house out. But all that stuff
is in my car and I'm not taking it out
until the day after Thanksgiving, and then I'm gonna throw
up Christmas all over the place. Okay, but I think

(18:50):
that we should enjoy. We enjoyed Halloween. It was great
for the kids. There were so many kids down here
on Main Street. Jed and I were going to see
Jimmy Carr and we drove through Main Street and it
was amazing how many kids. Yes, and so we enjoyed
thanks Halloween and we allowed the kids to enjoy that
of which, by the way, Lily made sure to send

(19:12):
me a package for from her Halloween candy and it
says on the air yes, and it says two G
from Lily, Happy Halloween. And she put this together and
said to JD Daddy, can you give this to G
for me? So that's the spirit of Halloween and of
Thanksgiving and of Christmas is it's the time to give

(19:35):
and enjoy family and friends. So in a nutshell, we
had Halloween. Now let's get together as friends and family
and enjoy Thanksgiving and then the day after throw up
Christmas everywhere and get into that spirit, which I have
to say is a shame that people need Christmas to

(19:55):
be nice. We've discussed this many times, ah, And every
time Christmas comes around, people are like, hello, how are you?
And if you're online and you say, do you want
to go in front of me?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
No, that's fine. And everybody's so pleasant until New Year's
Day and then everybody turns into g again and they
don't want to see people and they don't want to
talk to people just like me. But that's let's enjoy
this holiday season from thanks from Halloween to Thanksgiving to
the Christmas season Hanukkah. All that stuff and then we

(20:30):
can go back to normal.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
All right, here's this guy right here. Let's uh, let's
check this out here first time.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Is it too related for the Christmas decorations? Because my
friends Christmas decorations.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I'm not gonna lie. When I take a shower. I
ask Alexa to play Christmas music for me? Are you
kidding me? Do you listen to? I listened to Shar's
Christmas album while I'm in the shower.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I think it's kind of the traditional rule, if you will,
to wait until after Thanksgiving. But Cherylyn last night, I
swear to you, I am not I'm not exaggerating, and
I'm not making this up. I'm sitting at the kitchen
table last night. She's she's making dinner. Amazing dinner, by

(21:23):
the way, Lentil soup, incredible. But she goes just like this.
I'm not exaggerating. She goes just like this, Oh my god,
Halloween's over. That means we can decorate for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Now.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Do you think it's too early?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (21:49):
And I'm like there, it is my question of the
day right there.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
And it's a personal preference. Some people love that Halloween
that Christmas decorations. I Honestly, I was out with Tracy.
We were buying all my Christmas decorations. I spent a fortune,
but I wanted my house to really really throw up
Christmas for our party that we're having. It's going to
be a huge party. Tons of food, tons of dessert.

(22:17):
And so I decided he didn't know, I can invite him.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Well, I'm just asking.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah. No, I didn't invite him, but I can. It's
a huge party. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, you wanted to go over the top.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
But I said to Tracy, because we're out shopping, and
I said, is it okay if I start now? Because
I really really am excited about the I mean because
our Christmas party. You remember the theme, right, the Grinch.
It's the Grinch. Okay, the whole house is great. I'm
a huge Grinch fan. I love the Grinch. And so

(22:53):
Tracy said, gee, gee, let Thanksgiving come and go and
the day after you do your house, I do my
house and we'll have a good time. I said, okay.
So yes, some people prefer to decorate now because it's
exciting and fun. The only problem I have with that
is if you decorate now, then after Thanksgiving you're like, now, what, Yeah,

(23:16):
where if you decorate Christmas after Thanksgiving, then you have
a whole month to enjoy it instead of two months.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Our tradition has always been to go out the day
after Thanksgiving and get the tree. Then it started to
turn into let's tag the tree in July, right, and
now I go artificial. And now last night she's like,

(23:43):
if we put the tree up, it'll die. Like well,
that's her question was if we put the tree up
like tomorrow, will it be dead by the time the
Epiphany arrives?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Good?

Speaker 5 (24:00):
It could, which is what January sixth, Yeah, something like
something like that.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I get an artificial tree for many reasons. One because
if it's real, my cat will have a field day
with it. Figgy's never seen a Christmas tree. Okay, so
this year should be interesting. I was Figgy these days.
Figgy is really good. He's lost some weight, which makes
me happy, and he's doing super well. He was cuddling

(24:29):
with me this morning, and then when I left, he
was pissed off because he's like, will you go without me?
So he's probably cuddling with Jed now or sleeping in
my chair because that's the other thing he does when
I'm gone. He sleeps in my chair under his blanket
until I come back.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Do you end Figgy have matching fluffy cozy sweaters?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, but we will for Christmas. Okay, yes, we will
for Christmas. And I have my Christmas outfit. I picked
it out already for the party and it's very very
Christmasy top, bottom, and slippers, the whole kitten kaboodle.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I mean leggings involved.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
No.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Okay, but Tracy and Rob, my neighbors, they've got their
Christmas outfit ready and it has to do with the Grinch.
So since the theme is Grinch, I'm hoping that people
come with that Grinch feeling.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Josh just said, just tell the kids that Santa didn't
survive COVID, so Christmas is canceled except for religious purposes.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I love that. I love that. That's what I should
have said the last few years. See, my kids all
moved out, and everybody knows that's heard this story. I've
talked about it before. My kids have all moved out
and they're all over the fricking us at this point,
so I really don't see my kids or my grandkids
around the holiday time. So I'm like, why are we
decorating you know, we're gonna put I'm gonna go through

(25:56):
all this work so Jed and I can sit there
and look at it, and then the day after Christmas,
I'm gonna take it all down. And it was a
waste of time. This year with my Christmas party, it's
gonna be like twenty five people bare. And then on
top of that, Massamo is actually thinking of possibly maybe
coming up for with his girlfriend who he's been with

(26:17):
for a very long time. I'm thinking something's gonna happen
there soon. I hope, Ah, he's coming up. Oh, he
might be coming up with her. So we talked about it,
and he said we'll discuss it. So that would be
a really because he's thinking maybe get up here by
the time the party so that everybody could you know,
he can meet everybody and say hello to everybody. So wow,

(26:38):
we'll see. Yeah, man, we'll see. I'm gonna I think
I'm gonna text her today and put a little like
nudge because she said when we were on a video call,
she said, mass let's go, come on, let's go. Let's
go see your dad and go to the party and
this and that, and mass is like, all right, we'll
talk about it, so I think I might text her

(26:59):
and say push it hard.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Speaking of of of the holidays and Thanksgiving and Christmas. Man,
the TSA, what a gargantuan clusterfuck?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Why with the government shut down? Oh? Okay?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
And it's like, what what's happening?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Man?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's like, well, the ten percent of flights have been
canceled to this point, here we go, which is a
lot of flights. We're already a at a historical record shutdown.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yep. Well they don't and I'm gonna have a they
instead of Trump. They don't even want to come to
the negotiating table to try to get EBT cards and
things now, and now we're dealing with the airplane situation.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
I mean, it's horrible and right head first into the holidays.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Man.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
It's like it's bro, it's November sixth, Thanksgiving is tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Do you know how people are in their flights right now? Yeah?
Do you know how expensive it is to buy the
turkey and all the food this year? Yeah? It's always.
It always goes up ridiculous. It's I mean, Jed and
I are responsible for smoking the bird and then we
bring it over to the neighbor's house.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
I smoked a bird one time. Was Mossburg whole nother story.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, go ahead, Well Jed smokes the turkey every year.
And I make a few things, you know. I'm gonna
make my delacata squash, and I'm gonna make my stuff mushrooms,
and I'm making a pumpkin cheesecake because it was requested
by it was requested by the host's husband, so I
can't say no. So and then Tracy does all this

(28:50):
other food, and people bring pies and stuff. But yeah,
it's thank god, we're all splitting the costs.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
You know, my speaking of cheesecakes, yea, I know, I know,
speaking of cheesecakes. My birthday is Monday, I know, I know. Oh,
I know, just plain.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Old, just not pumpkin. Yep, No, I know you told
me you want.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
To just a regular no flavors. I know, regular plain,
I know, New York style. I know, cheesecake, cheesecake, no
fudge mixed in.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
No cheesecake, Yeah, cheesecake. Which do you know? The other
day I finished the second batch of new sauce. Oh
you did, But now I have brand new sauceage sauce,
and I have brand new impossible meat sauce with garlic
and spices. Okay, and this week I'm going to be

(29:51):
making my regular plain herb sauce and then my meat sauce.
So I've got plenty of st right now.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
What if somebody wants to buy some of Papa Cheese sauce.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Five dollars, they can message me on Facebook I'm g Dog,
or they can contact you down here. It aired out.
I know there's certain people that get my sauce all
the time, and I'm thinking I'm thinking I might go
ahead and make my cheesecakes and sell them like I

(30:26):
did the last couple of years. All Right.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
You know Chuck is Redhead. You know he's Irish. Yes,
you know March is Saint Patrick's Day. Yep, he would
love a and he just put in the comments a
shamrock cheesecake. Yeah, that's out of control. You know he's
off the boat from Ireland. Yeah, I don't get straight off.
I'm not making a shamrock cheesecake. You won't know, okay,
but I will have at the party my cheesecake cupcakes,

(30:53):
which is the exact SAME's my cheesecake, except in cupcake form,
so everybody can have their own individual cheesecakes at the party. Okay,
other birthdays we forgot. Lynn Craig is on the list today, Okay,
Becky Allston, Happy birthday, Landon Warren. We have Tom Hardy,
we have Kennedy, Fraudsham, Craig cain Dale, coup All celebrating

(31:22):
birthdays at Crystal, Dan Dunfee, Uh, Brianna Lee, Happy birthday
to you. I think that's it for my list here.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Happy birthday Everyboddy.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
So let's let's get into what burns my ass.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, let's bring up Chuck.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Well, do you want to go? Do you want to
go first? No, you can go first.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
But then we need Chuck because Chuck has something that
really burns his ass, and I think we should air
it out.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
I don't know what he's all pissed off about. Yep,
he's always worked up about something. We'll find out. Well,
we're getting a Chuck pulled up. Let's let's get the
oh my god, everything. Oh it's again. What burns my
my ass? I have to say, is probably the the

(32:18):
one eight hundred cars for kids jingle. I have absolutely
had it. I can't take it anymore. It keeps, it
keeps playing, and it's it's the it's the Do you
think that there's some jingles, some some music, some songs
that actually can cause pain?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, ca grate on your brain.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Cranial pain.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yep, that's one of them. Yeah one.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Guys for kids.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Goes over again.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, well then you have those jingles, those songs by
By What the hell is that? Jesus? I can't even
remember now, Wow, my brain just died again.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Chucky you with us?

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, I'm here. I'm listening to you guys rambling? Yeah,
what are you all.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Pissed off about? Buddy?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
What's what burns your ass?

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Share it with us?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Uh? I see? You know you put me on the
spot here.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Body, Why if you send a message about it, you
got to be able to air it out. Don't be
a baby.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I'll read your goddamn message on the air right now.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Fine, fine, But I just first want to say that
I have no hate towards anybody bullshit, and I love
everybody bullshit.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Actually he really does, I know.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
But Crystal and all the other people pay attention.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Well, burns my ass the most? Is the double standard?

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
That burns my ass the most.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
He's probably gonna get some hate no, no, but you know,
I just you know, why is it okay for certain
genders to do things and get away with it and
other genders can't?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
He said, for example, why he said he said the
g words? He said it? I said, what genders are
we talking about, Chuck?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Okay, the male and female gender.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Here we go, Crystal.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
You know, even though.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
There's more genders now, I guess it's the baseline of
man and woman.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I don't get the double standard, Like, what, Wow, there's
lots of things, let's see, can we go back?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
A woman can smack the share of her man and
not get in trouble for it, but if if a
man stands up for himself, he ends up in jail.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, okay, that double.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Standard drives me crazy because if we're all equal, it should.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Be the same all the way around, and nobody should
hit anybody, and nobody should.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Hit nobody should hit anybody exactly.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
But if they do, they deserve one back.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
But I just get tired of I watched these videos
all the time about how men are so horrible, and
really we're not much different. We're all the same, So
just cut it out.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
What about Halloween decorations?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh, Halloween decorations. Okay, costumes, you're ready to bring that up?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, you know what that is, Chuck, that's g grapping
the wheel and jerking it right out of your hands
and changed the subject.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's gonna get me. He's gonna get in shot, is
what he's gonna do.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Go ahead, Crystal and Becky are waiting to hear your
opinion on gender things with Halloween costumes.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Well, you know, people get all upset if somebody dresses
up as an Indian. But the guy can dress up
as a man or a woman all he wants, and
that's okay. I mean, it's why can't a kid dress
up as an Indian if he loves Indians?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I agree, make him racist, But all of a sudden,
now because he's what, he.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Can't do that, I agree?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
So what the kid likes it?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
You know, how are you going to learn about other
cultures if you don't try to.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Experience it and celebrate it and celebrate it.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
There's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I just don't get it.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
And it's only the women who tell their kids they
can't do that. Yeah, exactly, Halloween.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Is no, it's not only women's don't you just.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Said yes, exactly, Chuck, come on, own it, own it
Halloween in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That personally, I think, you know, personally people and an individual,
they are who they are. But as a group they
start acting like fools.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
I agree. You know, in the old days, we used
to dress up. One kid was a cowboy, another one
was at the Indian and they go they go trick
or treating together. And in the seventies there were boys
that dressed up as girls Marilyn Monroe, they pretended they
were Maryland and there were girls that dressed up like

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gangster guys.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
I mean, but now everything everybody freaks out.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, but now everything is scrutinized and everything is appropriate
or not appropriate. Yeah. Right.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
And the one thing, the one thing I want everybody
to understand is that I heard this on this this
on the New Scientist guy. He says, everybody on this
planet's a winner because there's thousands of little sperms trying
to get that egg.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Only one can get in there.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
So that means every person on this planet is a
winner and they need to be treated that way. And
remember that we're never going to evolve until we understand that.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Well, and that's the thing you know, one of the
things I always thought, Chuck, is stop looking backwards and
start looking forwards. You know, everybody is always worried about oh,
when there was slavery. We'll get what we all realized.
Slavery was wrong and everybody was free and emancipated.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Okay, and it wasn't just white people at home staves
the way do your history.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
I know. And the bottom line is even this, Oh,
Christopher Columbus came here and he stole the land. People
that was way back in the sixteen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Move on, right, And just because something had a different
symbol back in the day, some things have evolved into
something else.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yes, yeah, So just because it.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Meant something bad then didn't mean it does today. It's involved, right,
But what humans need to do.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
We got people now, and Rusty dew Ease will be
on with me real soon. Because we always talk about
this before thanks Giving. There's there's people that don't celebrate
Thanksgiving because of its connection to.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Us.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Christophers given is to get your family together.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
That's the point.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
To be grateful of who is in your life, have
even the little pieces of it.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, has nothing to do with Christopher Columbus. Anymore. It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
No, it's a family day. It's a day that we stop,
we put all the shit aside. That's why the post
office is closed, that's why the banks are closed, because
that's the day that we just stop the world and
celebrate with our family and our friends. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
But the history of Thanksgiving it started because clubs came
over here.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
But history about.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Everything, Okay, history, We learn from history, and you can't
change it. You can't ignore it. You have to teach it,
or we're were destined to repeat it over and over again. Correct,
you can't hide it. It happened, what happened. I never
owned a slave. You never owned a slave, So stop
punishing me.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Well, I have Jed, and Jed kind of does whatever
I want. So there is some.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Some real truth to that. I can't vouch for that.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
But the one thing I love about Jet is he'll
get to the point where he just puts his foot
right down. Yeah, and then I may not sleep on
the couch.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yeah, But you know, when he puts his foot down,
he's had enough and he needs what he's saying.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, And he doesn't stand up to you unless he's
passionate about something.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I agree, and as his partner, you need to listen.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Well do I or try?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Do?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I seem like the type that listens doesn't.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Need to try. But like I said, gee, we all
have to evolve.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh I'll never evolve for that, me first and the
rest of the world. I wish it was that way, Chuck.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
I want to thank you for pissing off so many
people this morning.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
You're welcome. You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I did that for you, And like I said that,
I started this again. You can hate me for what
you want. It's my opinion. But at the end of
the day, I love everybody. I love life, I love people.
I don't care who you are and how you dress.
All I care about is how you treat one another right,
and how you treat children. Other than that, I don't

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care what you do right, So stop throwing the hate
out there. I've always been a huge fan of the
gay community because it's like so much love in there.
They always just welcome everybody in. There's no hate, right,
there's none of that. And then this other thing that's
coming up. It's just pushing all this hate and it's
not necessary.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well that's the thing. Now, the LGBT T community has
gone from love everybody to hating anybody who's not in
their community because they're so tired of being ridiculed.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Well, I get it, I get it, but they've got
to be careful because you're going to turn into what
you're trying to find.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Absolutely, and they are, and so is so many other communities.
People are learning to dislike anything that doesn't work in
their community, and that's not what our country is about.
That's what our leaders are forcing us to be. But
that's not what we're about.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Another thing, too, is is stop listening to what's on
social media, because that's really not what's going on out there.
You know, the whole racism, this and that. When you
actually talk to a person, it's not like that.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
They're trying to push us to that, right, I agree.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
So don't let it happen.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
And the bottom line, the government's been shut down and
we're all still moving just far him.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
And the bottom line is when all is said and done, Chuck,
And this is serious, okay, when all is said and
done and the president is out and a new one's
in and everything hopefully gets back to normal, it really
is all about me. Why are you laughing, Chuck, you.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Make fun of you.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
First of all, you make fun of women that dressed
their children dress them, and now you're making fun of me.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
I said, I needed to understand why they're doing that.
I'm not making fun of anybody because it doesn't mean sense.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I agree. I'm just joshing with you. I know you
not about the about me. That's serious. I get I
get it.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
I know.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I know everything's about you. I understand. I get it.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
In the united to tell both of you and you know,
I'd like to.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Make another comment, but I'll save that for off the air.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
He's gonna say fuck you, g Off off the No, no, no,
I'm not going to say that.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I love you, Ge, I respect for you, Jock.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Do you think that the Halloween decoration should be down
by now?

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
The Halloween?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
And where are they getting the money for those blow ups?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I mean, I thought everybody was broke and things are
like five hundred bucks a piece of them.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yeah, And you drive buy some of these houses that
look like they should be torn down and they've got
five different blow up things out there, and you're.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Like yourn yard.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Yeah, it's like your house is literally leaking when it rains.
But you can afford to buy all those things and
put them up.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah right, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I don't get it. Chuck your kids.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Your kids come to school and close from four years ago,
but you got brand your books.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Yeah, Chuck. Facebook Question of the day. Should we wait
until after Thanksgiving before we set up Christmas decorations or
should the Christmas decorations go up immediately after the Halloween
decorations come down?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Well, if you have something in your life that does
the holidays, you have to wait till after Thanksgiving because
you have to take down the Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Thank curations thank before you can put up the Christmas.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yep, Okay, okay. And let's not rush each holiday. Let's
let's work our way into Thanksgiving excited that we have
see friends and family.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'll tell you what. Pushing fifty, I'm not rushing nothing, dude.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
You're pushing. I thought you were pushing sixty.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
No, I'm not quite at your age yet.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
No, no, not, you look like you I know, right, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
The diabetes is killing me.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Chuck.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Are you coming?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Are you coming to my party? Chuck?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Well, since you had to be asked on the air
and crush it into it. I'm waiting for my invite.
I mean, nothing like last minute. Oh I guess we'll hire.
I guess we'll invite Chuck.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Chuck, Chuck, you're uninvited.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I wasn't even invited.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Chuck. I invite you to the party, and now you're uninvited.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Ooo. That hurts you more than to respect you, Chuck.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
You're more than welcome to come join us. It's going
to be really fun, but you must bring You must
bring one gift wrapped twenty dollars or less that's going
to go under the tree and then we're going to
play our secret standa or white elephant, whatever people call it.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
What he's really saying, Chuck, is you're more than welcome
to come at the very end and help pick out
the trash.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Well, you know I am a janitor, so.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I well I might utilize you then, But yes, please, Chuck,
if you want to come, we would love to have you.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
I want to ask you both a question here and get.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Your expect to see you now. Chuck.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Your response, December twentieth. December twentieth, Chuck, five o'clock. Write
that down, five o'clock, five o'clock. What say you both about. Uh,
the whole concept of everyone wins, everyone gets a trophy,
everyone gets recognition ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Us.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
You are literally setting kids up to think that, no
matter whether they're good or not, that they are good
at something specific.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
That's not how the real world is.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
That's not how the real world is. You can't educate
people that whether you win or lose, your winner, well
you're a winner anyway.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
But hey, yeah, you're thinking you're alive.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah, there's such thing as competition, Okay, it's born into us.
And to be able to say you get a trophy.
You know, when I was young, we used to get
a participation trophy. Not the first place or second place,
but we get a participation or something.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Little token, Yeah, little.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Token, just to say you would or you did the event.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's what the jackets for.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Yes, I read something a couple of weeks ago about
the possibility that some schools in our nation might be
literally shutting off I hope you're both sitting down, and
I hope Chuck has taken his high blood pressure medication
this morning. Shutting off the the uh, the score the scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, that's ridiculous because the noise is too loud.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
No, no, because it doesn't matter who's who's winning or
who's losing.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
That particulous who won or who won or who lost.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
What you're teaching kids that it's don't worry, don't You
don't have to try, right, you don't have to try
to be better.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Look, the world is competitive. The bottom line is when
you go for a job or whatever, you need to
be the best at that job. You need to be
good at what you do. And to now make people
think that, oh, you know what, there's no competition out
there as long as you do your best. Well, guess what.
That's not in the real world.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
No, it's not okay. And these kids, you're set up
up for failure.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You're setting them up for failure because when they get
to the real world then they're going to be hugely disappointed.
What do you mean, I didn't get the job.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The anxiety, Yes, I remember my son's learning now, the
anxiety of being in the.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Real It's not like that.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I mean I sheltered him the best I could, but
which was a mistake. I should have let him fall
more because the reality of paying bills is stressing him out.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
It is. I've given him two little tiny bills.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
And that's the thing is we're all we're all trying
to coddlelog kids. Don't play in the sandbox, you get
dirty and don't this, and you know what, let them
be kids and let them learn the value of winning
the value of losing. There were times I lost certain
ball games and I was depressed. Yeah okay, but then

(49:02):
my father helped pick me right back up and he said,
you know what, you did your best, your lost, next game,
you do a little better, learn from it, learn from it. Okay.
If they're not gonna if they're not going to compete
in any way, they're not learning anything. They're just learning
to play. And every play has to have a winner
and a lot.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Sure, right, that's how you get better if you if
you don't have an obstacle, then what teaches you to try?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Right? Yep? Well, I think the kids today are all coddled.
I think there's no nation.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I know.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I know, I'm just as guilty because you know, I
wanted my son to not have the child that I did.
And now as an adult, I realized if I hadn't
been through all that as a youth, I couldn't be
the man I am today.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Sure, right, And people have always said to me when
my kids were growing up, oh, you're being too hard
on them. I'm like, you know what, we'll see about
that later. And all my kids are very independent now,
and they're very capable, and when they come to me
with a problem, it's because they genuinely don't know how
to solve it.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
My son, everybody told me I talked to him too
much like an adult, and I said, we'll see. And
now he's one of the most inelectrical whatever word intellectual,
thank you person, like ten times better than me obviously, yes,
I mean highly intelligent. And I talked to him not
with baby talk. Right then he's thirteen reading the newspaper.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Now you say three times better than you? Is your
bar really that high? Chuck? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Really, Well that's very nice.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Well okay, no, it's not really high, Chuck speaking of
high And no, I.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Didn't do any dummies today.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
That's later, Chuck.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
A final question for you this morning, for you personally,
fluffy flannel or coachy sweater on a day like.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Today, Well, I'm a cigarette smoker, so fluffy would mean
I catch on fire, so I have to go to
the other one.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah, I'm I'm a I'm a sweater person.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I like sw I'm a hoodie guy.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Yeah, I love flannels, but like I would love to
have flannel sheets. But my husband's like, no, thank you,
he gets too hot.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
So you're all both of you guys are starting to
frighten me a little bit here.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Why because you wear flannels all the time. Chuck, thanks
for joining us. Thank you, Chuck. I'll see you on
the twentieth. See on the twentieth I'll be there. My
g alrighty, don't forget. It's the Grinch theme, so you
gotta do something Grinch.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I think that's perfect. I am so not surprised you
went with that.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Oh my god, he's got it man. I mean, just
look at the red hair, and I know, I know perfect.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I know.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
For Chuck, I hope he shows up right at the
end to help clean up and take the track.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That'll be awesome. Well, if he shows up at the beginning,
he's still going to stay till everybody leaves to clean up.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Tom Brady's dog. Have you heard about this? This is
in the news right now. This is real, this is true.
I'm not making this up. His dog he has cloned.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Yes, a lot of people have cloned their dogs.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
His dog passed away in twenty twenty three and he
got her DNA and he's got a new dog who
is a clone of his dog.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah. Well, you know what the process is for that?
I was watching that on the news.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
What is the process? And more importantly, what is the
price tag for something?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I don't know the price tag. But what they do
is they take the cells from your dog, yeah, and
they insert it into an egg. Okay, and then they
take that egg and they give it to a host's
dog who's going to carry that egg. Okay, and then
the dog is born as a puppy and it's the

(53:15):
clone of your dog. One of the things that I
saw because a lot of stars, a lot of pop
uh movie stars and stuff. Yeah, and they're are doing
it now to their dog. And one of that, Barbara Streisan,
has done it with her dog who passed away. Are
you bullshitting? And one of the things that Barbara said

(53:37):
is it doesn't have the same personality. So although her
dog and she loves her dogs, although her dog is
a clone of her previous dog, the personality in the
temperament is different. Okay, it's not it's not that same whatever.

(53:58):
She still had to teach it all over again. She
had to, you know, give it that home that it needed.
But she still notices now that the dog is different
than her original dog. So you can clone anything you want,
but the personality is not the same. Okay. So but
I did see the whole story on it, and it's
it's wow, what I mean, what is this? I think

(54:19):
it was fifteen or twenty thousand dollars. Oh my god, yeah,
it was pretty high.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
But when you're Tom Brady, I mean, what's that? That's
like ten bucks?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I personally, you know, I love my Figgy, and when
Figgy passes, I'm probably gonna go under the covers and
just sleep for a few days because he's he's my boy,
he's my baby. I spend every day with him, and
I feed him in the morning and cuddle with him.
But when he passes, it's time. That's it, you know,
when I passed. Nope, good lord, nobody wants another meat.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
No, no, no, nobody wants to clone.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
And if they clone me and I look like me,
I'll probably have a different personality.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Oh god, that's really scaring me, right, I mean, be
bitch here, Craft of Foods is selling a new flavored
mac and cheese.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Have you heard about it? Now?

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Apple pie flavored macaroni and cheese. That's just nasty, just
for the holidays. It's a dollar forty eight. It's sold
through Walmart. That's gross and apparently, I guess you have
to get it through walmart dot com. It's not going
to be available in the stores. But do you remember

(55:35):
do you remember what's the guy's name, Jason Biggs m
m when he screwed the apple pie on the show.
Do you remember, yeah, well he did what he did
to that apple pie?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Oh I remember? I remember? Oh yeah, Well did you hear?
I mean, it's a thing now. But Sherlato, what's that?
Have you heard Aboutlato?

Speaker 6 (56:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Share has come up with her own gelato recipes stuff,
and she has in Manhattan and probably other places California
or whatever. There is Shilato trucks, like an ice cream truck, okay,
and it's got her picture on it. It says Shilato.
And she literally spends a lot of time in the

(56:24):
kitchen with designers, food designers that are coming up with flavors.
And they were interviewing her and she said I literally
taste everyone and up and that needs a little of this.
So I'm not liking that. And she wants to get
that into retail stores and everything else.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
But she's coming.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
She came out with Shilato. Holy shit. Yeah, it's just amazing.
Seventy nine years old and this woman is still going strong.
Oh my god. And now with Shilato, which I can't
wait until it gets to the stores because I want
to try some.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I have the video of Jason Biggs talking about the
Craft Macaroni and Cheese Apple Pie flavored.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
That's disgusting. It is disgusting. And Jed, what say you
about that? Jed?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Where are you here? It is right here here.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
It is Craft mac and Cheese apple pie flavor.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It's shockingly delicious.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Whoa, Okay, it was one pie people can change. That's awesome.
That's awesome. Okay, it was one pie people can change.

(57:46):
That was the best. That was absolutely And Eugene Levy
his face when he walked in and saw him at
the table doing the pie.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Oh my god, that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
That was I'm gonna have to watch that movie.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Now we have we have this stupid criminal file.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
This morning, am I sitting it's it.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
I'll post up the link because you know, for those
of you that have a hard time, you see my
believing my tower. Here, you get your tower. I see that, got.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
My tower done? Gone?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
Two coffees. Yeah, you must have to piss like a
racehorse now now, No, Santa was just arrested in New
Hampshire at a McDonald's drive through. Okay, driving drunk with
a kid in the car. Wow, very disappointed in Santa. Yeah,

(58:46):
I thought that Sanna was a different guy.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I thought he was milking cookies kind of guy.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Yeah, but is he a guy? Though we don't know,
I'm gonna say he's a guy. What's what's making you
say that?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
The beard? No, because what you have to do is
you have to stop reinventing the wheel. You have to
stop creating. Well, God was a woman, God is black,
God is an Indian god. Santa is a man. Santa
could be a woman. Santa could be an elp, Santa
could be black. Yeah, stick with the freaking tradition. Okay,

(59:25):
why does everybody have to make everything so politically correct?
Santa Claus is a man, Missus Claus is a woman. Now,
whether Missus Claus is in charge or Santa's in charge.
That's not our problem. That's between mister and missus clause.
But everybody needs to stop making everything different.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
There are such things, hey, people, I'm looking right in
the camera at you. There are such things as traditions, okay,
And traditions are important. Traditions are important to help eat
in playing field in life. Okay. You can't keep changing
everything to the point that that nobody knows anything anymore. Yeah,

(01:00:09):
stick to the basics. When I was a kid, there
was the basics. There was Santa Claus. He came down
the chimney. He had some milk and cookies. If you
have a chimney, you left your door open for him.
You brought some snow into the house in the morning
so the kids would get excited. Sure, all that stuff,
that's the tradition. All right, Now, we got a while.

(01:00:29):
You know what, if Santa do this, and it's not
fair to make kids believe that Santa goes all around
the world. Why can't kids believe in magic while they're children.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
These are just some of the things that I just
love about you. You.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I just you just said it. Children deserve magic.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
You just said it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
They deserve some fun time, some believing believing that. Oh
I don't want my kid believing in the toothbairry, But
why not? I believed in the two Fairy. Guess what
I got over it as I got older. Okay, one
of the biggest disappointments in my life, One of the
biggest disappointments is I believed in Santa Claus and my

(01:01:12):
brother came down that morning and said, you know, mom
and dad, is Santa Claus right? And ruined my Christmas
Because I was still young enough to believe in that.
I understand, Okay, So let the kids have it. And
when they find out it's not true and they're sad,
then you talk to them and tell them. But imagine
all that time that you believed, all that special feeling inside.

(01:01:37):
Keep that hold that inside of you, the magic inside
of you, so when you have children you can share
that tradition. Yeah yeah, well said calm down, people, calm down.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
But back to our lovely lady here. Yes, and she
is Santa is apparently a female because I have the
story right here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Why do we even have to pull up this store? Here?
It is Canada.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Woman faces multiple charges after driving junk with a drunk
with child in car Manchester, New Hampshire. A Canada woman
is facing several charges after allegedly driving drunk with a
child in a car. Hooks At Police said that they
stopped forty seven year old Rebecca Santa on Friday just

(01:02:28):
after eleven thirty after receiving a report of a woman
who appeared to be intoxicated leaving a business with a child.
Authority said that they found Santa because that's her last name, right, yes,
in the drive through line at McDonald's. Five year old
child also in the vehicle died. I thought this was

(01:02:51):
was she dressed up as Senna? I don't know, but
you know what, she'll be rained next week. You know what,
she was not dressed up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Shame on her and anyone else who puts a child
in any kind of harm.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Look at this, I amen, look at I just highlighted it.
Official say tests showed her blood alcohol content was four
times the legal limits.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Yeah, she should be shot. Okay, I'm gonna say that bluntly,
and I know people like I don't believe in it.
You know what, there are certain people that don't deserve you. Okay,
four times bro and Jed and I have always said
this should be a license and testing for anybody before
before they have a kid. Okay, because shame on her.

(01:03:45):
I hope she spends a lot of time in jail
reflecting the stupidity of her actions. God, because no child.
You know, we're protecting our children from winning and losing,
but we're not caring about our children that are in
Holmes Way. Shame on her. Yeah, I said it. Thank

(01:04:12):
you for coming in here. We have.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Talked about a lot of interesting things we haven't yet discussed,
but we will when I'm emotionally and mentally prepared to
discuss the warhead pickles, which I still am trying to
wrap my head around. We are going to talk about this.

(01:04:42):
I also would love to have a huge fight with
you or anyone else who wants to fight with me.
And I opened this up for all to fight with
me about Mariah Careys.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I will not fight with you. I'm on the same
page is you. She's like this quiet little mouse until
Christmas and then she becomes ready the Queen of Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
It started on Saturday, November one, like literally the day
after Halloween. Yeah, you start hearing the Mariah Carey song
I know and radio stations are starting to play Christmas
music earlier and earlier, like they're bumping up in like
a day early every year time. Yeah, and I've just

(01:05:29):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Well, we know Christmas was in the stores long before Halloween.
Tracy and I went to home Goods hit and while
we were in home Goods, we walked in and there
was two aisles of Halloween and a lot of it,
and then there was like six isles of Christmas. And
I was like, holy shit, with two weeks before Halloween

(01:05:53):
and the predominant isles were Christmas exactly. And I'm like,
come on, cut us some slack. So yeah, Mariah carry is, Yeah,
don't forget j D coming up the day after Thanksgiving?
What are we doing the.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Day after Thanksgiving? You and I are going to see
with with Jed and Sherilyn and Lily the Trans Siberian Orchestray.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yes, and I will be videotaping you in shock and
awe at how amazing it is. And we're gonna we're
gonna have dinner out of a Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
I am very much looking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
And in the morning we're gonna go to the Red
Arrow for breakfast. Because when you're a virgin, meaning you've
never been there before.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
I've never been to the Red Arrow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
The Red hour Arrow rings a bell and tells everybody
there that you are a virgin. Are you get a sticker?
Stop it and you get a sticker saying I am
a virgin at the Red Arrow?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
Are you horseshiping me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Red?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Serious? Dead serious? I will be videotaping that this. Okay, Yeah,
this is gonna happen to me. Oh yeah, you Chrilyn
and Lily, Lily, you'll think it's hysterical. Yep, and you
will leave with and you will leave with a sticker.
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
Do they have real corn beef? Hashi?

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yes? The player you know who, you know who, the
king you you know who? Reviewed that guy Fieri, he
was there. As a matter of fact. When you walk
in the entire wall and the booths and everything has
this booth is dedicated to people that have eaten there, okay,
and pictures of all the stars, movie stars and everything

(01:07:42):
that have eaten at this specific red average guy play
was there doing his diners, drive ins and dives. But
he's an asshole. He's a big asshole. My brother loves
watching him, and I'm like, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
What your Your brother's an asshole.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yes, but you know what. I look at him and say,
you know what, guy, you're in your late fifty you
still have white, spiky hair. With all this jewelry, you
look like a jerk. Grow up. Oh my god, grow
the f up. Totally agree. His son's in college and
he's looks like he's a teenager with wrinkles.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
It's time to just it's time up. Stop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Have you ever seen him on Divings driving the dives. Yes,
he's such an idiot. He'll sit there and the chef
will say, and now I'm gonna put a little bit
of this in, and I'm gonna put some paprika, and
I'm gonna and then when they cook it, guy tastes
and he's like, you can taste this paprika in the background,
and you a little bit of a niece. Of course
you can taste it. The guy told you what's in

(01:08:41):
the fucking recipe? Why are you acting like you taste
it all of a sudden. God, he's just an idiot.
I can't stand guy's grocery games. What the f AnyWho
you can say?

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
What the fuck? Are you happy? He doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
I'm just I don't want to open up the Mariah
Carrie can of worms too early.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
No, don't, because we're gonna rip her apart when we
get closer to Christmas. But right now we're focused on
Thanksgiving and Christopher Columbus coming over with his boats. He
was landing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Chris was a douchebag.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
No, he wasn't. He was doing what he was supposed
to do in those days. He was exploring new lands.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
Yeah, but he was a total deep bag to how
do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Were you there?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
It was?

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
You were not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
You're lucky you're here, now, what's wrong with you? He
was just he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
He was just brash.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
He was. They were all brash in the sixteen hundreds.
What did you want him to be? I don't think
he I don't think. Probably gay and protecting his protecting
his his gayness to the Indians. Why not Christopher Columbus

(01:10:17):
goes gay news at eleven and steals property from the
Indians while eating turkeys.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Goddam wow wow, Boca.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Prof.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Prof.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Provid