Kamala Harris LIVE ! Knitted phone condoms, Starbucks "Bearista" cups, Porch pirate dressed as a woman

Kamala Harris LIVE ! Knitted phone condoms, Starbucks "Bearista" cups, Porch pirate dressed as a woman

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, I'm gonna tell everybody right now, the only, the
only reason why we're on time this morning is because
of me, quite frankly, right.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Gie, you you finally got here on time, Yeah, finally,
and your system worked perfectly so we didn't have any
malfunctions that we had to stop and wait while you
fixed a plug or something. So everything kind of just
rolled in today beautifully. You're wearing your blue sweater in
celebration of Glenn Brummer's birthday yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
No what, no, but happy birthday, Glenn.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I thought that was I thought this was a gift
to clue you this.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I love this sweater because the turtlenet goes all the
way up, so when I'm outside in this horrifying weather
yeah uh and walking my dog, I can literally put
it up and it covers my nose and mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I should get one of those from my breath. Ah gee,
I am so I gotta tell you, man, Thursdays. I
love Thursdays. I do too.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I love Thursdays, I do too. I get to see
you and the weekend is coming.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, I feel that way. Look at this duncan Yeah,
look at these duncan cups. Yeah, both of us the beautiful.
It's right, thanks for the coffee this morning, but my pleasure.
Don't make it a habit before I go an inch further.
I speaking of thinking and thinking, you thank you for

(03:25):
an incredible dinner the other night at the Mexican Place. Oh,
you're very welcome.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
God we had fun. Oh my god, we laughed so loud.
People were looking at us like why they're having so
much fun.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Let me tell you. It's a good day when a
margarita is combined with a sombrero yes, and a homemade cheesecake. Yes,
that is That's like the trifecta, right, yeah, yeah. And
then to have you and Jed there and Shrilyn and Lily.
I mean, it was just you didn't even know we

(03:59):
were to be there. I did not. Now you guys
surprised me. And that cheesecake that you made me gee,
I'm serious, I don't I took a picture of it and
put it on Facebook. I don't know if I can
describe the feelings that I get.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's an old family recipe and we don't share anything
about it, the recipe with anybody, But it's like dense
but fluffy. I don't know how silky smooth. Yeah, and
it just slides. Seriously, no joke here I have We're

(04:38):
not joking. I have put some pressure on you for
the recipe. Yes, and you're you're just you're this is
like the Italian in you, and you're.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Like, not happening.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Now, it's not gonna happen now, can I guess you
can certainly take guesses.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm gonna say, throw some cream cheese in a bowl,
a little bit of lemon juice, some melted butter, some
whipped cream, and just whisk it together and pour it
in a pie dish. Bob's your uncle.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, Now, that'd be great if it was that easy.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Okay, it is, absolutely It literally weighed fifty pounds this thing.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But when you eat it, it's not like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, listen, we have some. I sell them for the holidays.
I'm telling you, listen, people, you got to get one
of these cheesecakes from Cheese. But I do different kinds. See.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I do the regular New York cheesecake. I also do
the almond cheesecake, which is covered on top with almond slice. No,
not for you, but I'm saying chocolate chip cheesecake. I
do strawberry I also do peppermint for the holidaymint cheese.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
That what that I would like? Yeah, so I do
dipping kinds. I like the plain Jeane New York style,
nothing on it, yep. I like to I like to
save her the original taste of what a cheesecake should
ship be.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, and it's rich, but it's it's so good. And
it's great in the morning with coffee. Yes, my god,
slice of a thin slice of that with a cup
of coffee.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I've done good to go. You know, Chrilyn's could have
been complaining because I'm in the kitchen going You're making
love to your cheesecake, and she's like, would you knock
get out? Are you into cheese cheesecake again? Anyway, Well,

(06:53):
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
We got a lot of people tuned in this morning.
It is a National hug a Musician Day. We have
seven days to the Great American Smokeout. If you're participating
with that. We have fourteen days until Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I want to say Happy birthday to Charity Fox, dan Verschero,
Steve Hartman, Nicole, Stephanie, Nicole, Carolyn Mason, Dorinda Wilder, Karen Davy,
Patricia Bryant and Jeremy Gabrie. Hey, everybody have a great birthday.
Birthdays woop be Goldberg's birthday today too, shoo seventy years old. Oh,

(07:33):
good for her.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
You know, I gotta tell you I'm not a fan
of what. I'm not either, and I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Why Because when she drives me absolutely back.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
When she decides to get political or whatever, she does
it way after the fact. Oh it's like, if something's
happening today, will be talk about it today or shut up? Yeah,
don't bring it up like three weeks later and get
into a rant.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well I've been guilty of that though. Well you get
into a rant about going to the bathroom. I mean, yeah,
I know, I know. I am beyond excited this morning
because I received I have been asking Kamala Harris to
come on the air for a long time, yep, And
I just received an email this morning from her constituents

(08:20):
that she may pop camp, that she may be calling
in this morning. Wow, and that's impressive. I am like,
I don't know if we should just pommel her with
questions or I.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Just want to know why she keeps playing the blame game. Okay,
is that what you're going to ask.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, I want to know why she go I didn't
win because of this, and I didn't win because of
there's clear reasons why she didn't win. What was her book?
One hundred and seven days? I think it's yeah, yeah,
all right, so please stand by. We may have to
interrupt things when her call comes in. It happens, but

(09:03):
this is going to be huge. This is possibly going
to be one of the biggest moments on aired out. Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I mean, Kamala Harris calling you. Joe would call in,
but he's probably still sleeping.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
He probably.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Probably is.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You know, nobody can make fun of Joe though, No,
because our current president falls.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Asleep in the middle of meetings. Just they're just they're
too old, all of them. They're too old. You know.
I have to tell you, I've said this before, and
I can't remember who gave me some heat about it.
It might have been you, I don't know, but I've
said before I would love to see a president of
the United States in like their forties. Yeah, oh, all right,

(09:50):
so it wasn't great. It wasn't you that attacked me
on that. Somebody else.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Late forties, early fifties, early because I'd like him to
have enough under his belt political that he knows what
he's talking about, right, but young enough to be open
minded to all different new things that happen.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Sure. Yeah, absolutely, there's a big story that. What was
it the other thing I was going to tell you about, oh, decorating?
Just yeah, remind me about what burns my asses about
the condo decorating and the Christmas decorations. All right, just

(10:28):
remind me. We're getting a request for some display of
your fingernails, please, So let's get those on. Can you see?
Get them up close? Oh Jimmy Crook, Yeah, look at that?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Wow damn.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
And everybody always says, how can you do things? Yes?
And I do laundry, I do cooking, I clean the toilets, I.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Do you know? I do it all.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
What about wiping? I do that too?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
How is it possible to wipe? It's not that complicated
with nails like that. It's called knuckles. What you put
the paper in your hand with the knuckle and you.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Poop a scoop. You never you never know what you're
gonna hear on this podcast. You don't well, you asked
people ask me, so JD, what's your podcast about Well,
what isn't it about? My god? Did you hear about
the Starbucks bear beart? The bear is to cup bear

(11:35):
from hell? This it's this this bear, this molded plastic
bear that Starbucks came out with a limited supply of
and right away, And if they knew it was going
to be so popular, they should have come up with more.
Well think about it, I mean what thirty bucks? Yeah,
thirty dollars for a plastic cup, this little tiny, like

(12:00):
twenty ounce yep cup yep. And people were literally fighting,
I'm not joking. No, not only fighting, but camped out
in front of in front of Starbucks stores, camping.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
What's wrong with people? This is a priority because once
they're gone, they're gone.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh and then people were buying them up and putting
them on the black market yep, and selling them everywhere
online for stupid money, for stupid money, like one hundred
and fifty bucks. Yeah, for a plastic cup shaped like
a bear. But it's but it's a limited supply, you know,

(12:41):
to make that once they're gone, they're gone.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, I'll make your one from his three D printer.
Unbelieve it will be the exact same one. Oh, Glenn's
got a great point. And people are crying over, you know,
about poverty.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I mean, what what what is going on where? I
mean you remember the Cabbage Patch kids and all that shit.
What's going on that we we can't we panic when
we're told limited supply.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, well, what's amazing is people can't feed their family,
and yet they'll spend money to decorate their house for
Christmas and they put up blow up things that cost
thirty forty, one hundred hundred and fifty bucks outside.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Sure, but they're on.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
The EBT food stamps and they're asking the government to
pay for their food and pay for their housing and
this and that, and they're going out and buying thirty
dollars cups that are quote unquote limited edition. You know
where that cup's going to end up, right, That limited
edition cups can end up in the back of a
cabinet waiting to go in a dishwasher and melt so

(13:49):
they can throw it away. There goes thirty bucks. Okay,
that thirty dollars that you could have bought food for
the family. There you go pair of sneakers at Walmart
for your kids. So he's not walking around looking like
I'm alone, thank you. I'm just saying, you know, people's
priorities are not are not really very well thought out.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Sometimes, and it's unfortunate ultimately in the end. Let's fast
forward a year, maybe two YEP, maybe five years from now. Okay,
that little plastic cup that you paid thirty dollars for
and punched someone over, ye is in the landfill because
you camped out the night before and you weren't gonna

(14:35):
let that guy cut you in LINEEP. Is either in
the landfill or it's taken up space in your your cupboard.
Five years from now and you're going, God, this freaking
cup is pain in the ass weeks, I'm just gonna
throw it in the in the recycled and it's plastic,
which is not the best thing. Don't understand. You know,

(14:56):
there's time I hate to throw my husband under the bus.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
But he he collects or not collects. He gets these
cups with the shaker and if for his protein drink, sure,
and he'll drink it for a month and then he
doesn't have any protein drink.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
That fat is over. And then he.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Decides a year later that he's going to once again
go on the protein thing and he does it again.
I went through the cabinets because I couldn't understand why
our coffee cups weren't fitting in the goddamn cabinet. Yeah,
so I pulled the coffee cups up to see like
ten yeah protein cups in there, you know, and all

(15:33):
these mugs that he buys from all different places, and
then he puts in there, never uses and I end
up having to weed it all out just to make room.
So imagine if yeah, so imagine if some stupid bear
cup was in the back. I take that cup and
I'd throw it. I would fill it with peanut butter
and give it to my dog to chew up.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Stacy says he's gonna wait and find one in a
yard sell for a quarter.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, exactly, exactly, And I won't even pay the quarter.
I'll just steal it.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It's amazing what people will buy because it says limited edition.
If you're going to buy something limited edition, buy it
knowing that it's an investment value for the future.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Jed collects comics, and he collects first editions, signed comics.
Thanks that he never opens stays in. The plastic is
filed accordingly and he has two huge boxes of these,
but those, if he would have died tomorrow, I would
take them down to the comic store and I'd make
myself a fortune.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Okay, so you bought it for three dollars or four
dollars or five dollars, but now it's worth forty or frety.
But to buy a plastic cup that in a year,
nobody's even gonna know what the hell it is. And
guess what, it's not that limited because next year Starbucks
will put it out again as a limited edition. So
if you didn't get one this time, wait twelve months.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, they'll change. They'll change something of.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Now the eyes will be black instead of clear or whatever,
but it'll all be the same exactly. After a while,
it won't be limited anymore because everybody will have one
except me, because that's just dumb.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, exactly. I can't. I can't thank you enough for
coming in here today. We've had we've had a busy week.
We've had a lot of stuff going on. We've had
some amazing episodes this week so far. And it's it's
not over. Today's today's Thursday. Yep, the weekend is getting close.

(17:35):
We have a lot of stuff that's going on. Please
pay attention. We're gonna post stuff, stuff that's happening in
the community. You know, people are getting excited now. I
I I'm just getting some correspondence here from the have
us camp, from the home base that we may possibly

(18:00):
hold on. I'm trying to find out if we have
Kamala with this. Nope, I guess we don't. Not yet,
not yet. I mean, listen, she's got she's got a
lot of opinions, and you know, maybe she's a little

(18:23):
reluctant to share some of them on the air. Hold on.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I'm working on it. I'm working on well. And it's tricky,
you know what I mean. It's not something that you
can just say, hey, let's pull her up.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, hang on a second, Yeah, it's let's let's
let's move on to something else here, because we're I'm
getting messages here from Kamala's camp. She's saying, well, apparently

(19:00):
they want some money before we we put her on here.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
So.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Send twenty five cents. Send her a penny. The last
one was minted, the very last penny was minted yesterday,
and do you know of costs three point six cents
to make a one cent penny.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Saw that yesterday, Yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Was on the news this morning, and so they minted
the last one. And now what they're going to do
is instead of penny for your thoughts, it's nickel for
your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Inflation.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
And what they're going to do is they're going to
the retailers are going to change prices now to let's say,
instead of nineteen ninety nine, it'll be nineteen ninety five
or twenty oh five, that kind of thing. And they're
saying retailers are going to round down, not up. So
let's hope that's true. But yeah, everything's going to change

(19:54):
because there's going to be no more pennies as the
retailers change their pricing. I thought it was like three
point seven whatever, three point six, three point seven tomatoes, tomatoes.
It's it costs three and a half cents to make
a one cent penny.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
How stupid is that? Should this have been done a
very long time ago? Yeah, we're the only country that
has a penny. Yeah, I mean, come on, you know
what's gonna happen, man, It's like, literally save your pennies
because they're they're gonna be worth something.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I've got a huge I do too, glass jar. Yeah,
of pennies, of pennies. Well, if you're gonna keep it,
keep it. But if you're not, take it down to
the coin thing and and get it cashed out before
they're worth nothing, right, because soon pennies will be worth nothing.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, isn't that something else? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, well it's about time. I mean, that's a stupid thing,
a penny. Everybody that has a penny in their pocket
or in their wallet or in their purse always they're like,
how do I get rid of this fricking penny?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I know you know.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
So now it'll be good because you get rid of it,
Like all the pennies I have that I've saved up.
I'm going to bring it down to price Drop and
I'm going to dump it through the machine. I'll bet
you have at least thirty dollars worth of penny seriously. Yeah, yeah,
So it's like, get rid of them because I'm thrilled
never to have them again.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Plus they're dirty. They're even dirtier than the nickels and
the dimes. They're horrible. I think I think we should
have done this a long time ago. This is a
this is a no brainer, Yeah, absolute, no brain.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, the good thing is that the last one was
minted yesterday. They made it a such a huge event.
And yeah, now we have to say nickel for your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh my god, I wonder what's going to happen with
the the you know those those machines where you put
the penny in and you turn the crank. If the
you know in a Flowers machines don't exist anymore, JD.
You're stuck in the past.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now they're not even a quarter, they're like fifty or
seventy five cents. Yeah, you're talking about the penny gumballs.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, no, the thing you put the penny in it
and then you crank the handle. Oh, it flattens the
penny out and puts the the the logo of whatever
tourist trap you're at.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
And it doesn't that show the value of a penny
when you can just squish it. And you know what
people do with that? They put it in their pocket because.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
They look, I squished it.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Look it's fine. They put it in their pocket.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
About a week later they throw it out because what
are they gonna do with it? Put it on a
shelf in a display case. Come on, I come on, people,
pull your head out of yours, get your head out
of your ass.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That's why people are cold ship head because their head
is up their ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, Jed says.
They've they've got one of the rest stop in New Hampshire.
See say, what's gonna happen to that machine though? Yeah, Jed,
are you gonna Are you gonna buy that machine? So
we have it at the house probably?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Oh yes, you know that would be cool to own
one of that great ideas And every time somebody comes
over they have to use their penny to squish it. Yeah,
you can't come to my house without a penny because
you got to squish it. Yep, great idea, love it,
Thanks Jed. Appreciate that, buddy. Now, get yourself dressed and

(23:15):
go to work. He's supposed to be going out today
to work. Well, instead, he's sitting in his desk, probably
watching TV. You know, this is the only person that
works so goddamn hard watching TV. And when I say that,
I mean he's got three screens on his desk. Okay,
because he has an important job, very important job, and

(23:36):
he has three screens on his desk. Screen number one
is the screen with all the work he has to
do writing codes and all that stuff. Screen number two
usually is the screen he uses for let's say, his
meetings things like that, and screen number three is a

(23:56):
movie that he's watching while he's doing coding. But he's
not really coding because every time I go in there,
he's looking at the movie. I'm always looking at his
phone and it's like, dude, when are you gonna start?
And then he comes out at the end of the day. Woof,
that was a rough day.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Woof long said, what too many movies in one day?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Is it possible?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
We're getting? We're getting? It's it possible?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I don't know if she's with us or not. Let's
could it possibly be? I don't know, Kamala, are you there?

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Is it today or tomorrow? Because yesterday's tomorrow is today,
but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It's Kamala Harris live on aired out this morning. Kamala,
it's a pleasure to talk to you. Yes, we are.
We're We're so honored to have you this morning on
aired Out. Yes, it's it's.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
An honor to be here. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
So, Kamala, tell us about your morning. Routine breakfast. It
sounds to you you've got a splash to something, maybe
in the orange juice.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
It's very important to have your fruit in the morning.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
I choose to have my fruit with Tito's.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Listen, no, no, no, it's a good thing because Tito's
they're funding my campaign. But also I'm supporting the dogs
is for dog people, and I am definitely a dog.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Perst Oh, you're a dog, all right. I love to
lie Kamala. Listen you you you, first of all, congratulations
on publishing your your book one hundred seven days. It's
it's been a best seller, I think. But you listen,

(26:07):
you've got a narrow, narrow window here. If you're going
to announce your campaign that you're going to run for
the for the next president of the United States.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Well, that's the funny thing. I have one hundred and
seven days.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
To the day.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Hang out, hang on, hang on, Okay.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
One hundred and seven days.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
And you know what those days consist of? What? Yesterday's today,
it's tomorrow, and it's got all the tomorrow today.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
God that you know what.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
There's also some culture in there, because I love of culture.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
The culture is the feeling.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
It's a feeling, and it's just it just makes you
just feel, you know, the feel.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
The culture is a feel.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now, why did you Why do you think you lost
the election last time?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Good question?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Gee, I stay that again.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Why do you think that you lost the election last time?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I didn't lose.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
I was the VP.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
How can I lose?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, but you're not president.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Now I've got one hundred and seven days. It's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
I'm gonna bring the culture feeling into the White House.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You're talking like like a politician, where you're answering my
questions with no answers.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Jesus, I prefer to answer questions.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
With a question.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Oh that's questionable.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
I'm just popping up my eyes juice with a little well,
splash the tinos.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Actually it's this. It's a splash of ice, juice.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
And my titos.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yay dogs dogs.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
How how are you going to fix this economy? Man?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Listen to it.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Listen, we always have tomorrow because because today.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yesterday's today is tomorrow and tomorrow today was Yesterdayamala Harris.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Lead, you are so pronound.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Congratulations night job inredible.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I've got goosebumps.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I know that was just just I could see her
toyking on the phone. I could too, and she was
so specific, which made it even better because she really
nailed it, nailed it.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Nailed it, I mean, forget it. You ask her a question,
she goes right to the point. I love that.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Yeah, I love something about today and tomorrow and tomorrow's today's,
tomorrow's today, something like that.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yesterday is today's tomorrow. Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Or is it.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Tomorrow's tomorrow's yesterday's today. I can't remember. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
But and that's what makes a good campaign is saying
things that make no sense at all and people can't remember.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Them smoking mirrors.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, because then nobody can hold it to it because
nobody knows what she said.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, which makes her amazing, absolutely incredible. Yeah, I can.
I hope that she's supposed to be making this announcement
real soon. Yeah, whether or not she's going to run
for president, I think she shouldn't. If she does decide,
I hope she will call us back. Yeah, well, I

(30:08):
can tell you right now she shouldn't. It's important to
have a good relationship, absolutely absolutely. If we can establish
that with Kamala, maybe she'll call back. Yep, maybe she'll
come on the show someday. One never knows. But see,
the thing is, she shouldn't run, okay, because she tainted
her name when she did the blame game okay, And
that to me is disappointing because they asked her questions

(30:32):
that were.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Vital, like what would you do with bubb blah bah,
and she's like, well, I support Joe Biden and what
he did, and all she did was kept supporting him.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
She was a vice president, but she needed to stand
on her own sure and come up with her own
fresh ideas, and then people would have listened more. So, Kamala,
if you're gonna, if you're gonna run again, please use
your own ideas.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Today is World kind this Day. Yeah, that's It's been
a thing for almost thirty years now, and I used
up my kindness well for the year. A bunch of
charities got together back in the late nineties and started
World Kindness Movement. Oh so World Kindness Day came a

(31:19):
year later in nineteen ninety eight. Okay, you know, if
you're encouraged to, you know, exercise a random act of kindness.
I've got a couple of ideas here directly from the
Random Acts of Kindness my Word Foundation.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Which, by the way, they're saying today to be kind
and the rest of the year be mean.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
You could be kind all the time randomactsof Kindness dot Org.
Here we go, Number one. I won't to see how
you feel about this.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Gee. If this is.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Something that you yourself would consider doing today, okay, right?
Number one, and this is directly from the Random Acts
of Kindness dot Org Godbook, Page.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Number one.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Compliment the next three people that you talk to? Oh,
I can do that? You can? Yeah, I can do that.
Could you pay me a compliment right now? Off the cuff?
You look very refreshed today. Thank you, You're welcome. Where's

(32:30):
my compliment? You look beautiful in blue? Oh? Thank you? Glenn?
Number two? Would a write write a heartfelt note to
your kids teacher? Yeah? No, my kids aren't in school,

(32:50):
so I'm out at that one. They were gie if
they were, could you do it? Not if the teachers,
but if I'm spalding. Number three. You don't even know
how to touch that one. Could you say good morning to
that random person next to you in line anywhere?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
That's a tough.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
One because I usually tell people not to talk to me.
See the problem with people is if you say good
morning or you say something nice to people, they decide
that's going to be a conversation and automatically they see
the word friend on your forehead.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
So I try to avoid.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Like when somebody says, you know, hello, how are you,
I'm like, good, I don't say how are you, because
then they get into this whole lecture that I don't
care about. So saying good morning, I might smile and nod.
I've done that while I'm like you know, but I
don't know if I could say good morning and mean it.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Number four pick up litter. Oh I do that all
the time, you know when you see that Halloween candy
rapper blowing past you. Yeah, you think you could do
that today? Yeah? I want.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
When I walk figuring, I see, you know, garbage on
somebody's lawn or whatever, I pick it up. As a
matter of fact, if I see poop on the lawn,
I pick it up because somebody didn't clean up after
their dog. So I pick it up because I wouldn't
want to see it on my lawn. Seriously, Yeah, I've
done that, Sure I would. I'm sorry, but well you

(34:24):
have a bag. It's not like I can get up
with your hand. It doesn't matter if I have a bag.
I'm not picking up somebody else's poop. I just I
do it automatically, unless it's really huge, like if it's
a big dog, then I know exactly which dog it is.
And one day I will see the lady walking her
dog and say, could you like pick up after him?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Because he leaves quite.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
A quite a pile.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Number four, Number five five, say something positive on social media?
Oh you know, to compete with all the negativity out there?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, could you do that?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I couldn't. And people live in the negative. Have you
noticed that people actually borrow negativity? They live in it.
And that's so unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Because it's nice for you to say something nice, unless
you're looking at a Donald Trump social media, then you
got to say something negative.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Number six.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Notice people he never ever addresses when I bring up
that clown's name. Leave a generous tip, Oh my god, Jed,
and I do that to a fault.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
You do.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
If the waitress is nice and the dinner was let's say,
one hundred and twenty bucks, they get another hundred. So
we're very generous on our tips, especially if they treat
us nicely. As a matter of fact, to a fault.
There are times I look and say how much did
you tip? And he's like thirty dollars. I says, why
it was a fifteen cup of court fifteen dollars cup
of corp.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, but I like the way she treated me.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
And you can tell certain waiters or waitresses that need
or look forward to that tip, and those are the
ones that they're polite enough. I'm going to make sure
that they've earned their keep while helping me.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Text or call a random friend just to tell them
that you love them, that you're thinking of them, or
just how awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
They I did that this morning. I didn't text a call.
I sent a message to one of my dearest girlfriends
saying that I was very very happy that.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
She was my best friend. So isn't that something? Yeah,
and you didn't even know at the time that it's
random active food. Because you know what, you shouldn't be
doing random act of kindness for one day? Okay, you should.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Everybody should try to at least once a day consciously
do something nice for somebody, whether it be say something,
acknowledge them, hear them, sometimes just listening to somebody. Yeah,
that's talking about something somebody you know, because I don't
listen to.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
People who I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
But just usually it's nice to once a day, maybe twice,
Like when I go to Dunkin Donuts and I get
my coffee in the drive through and I see a
car behind me. So when I pull up to pay,
I say, I'm paying for the car behind me.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
This isn't that nice cheese? And then I pay and
I leave.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I don't wait for any acknowledgments. I don't wait for
them to wave. I literally just leave and that leaves
them with the what happened. And one time over the summer,
I did that, and I went back for coffee the
next day, and the girl behind the counter says, you
started a trend because you paid for the person behind you.

(37:31):
When I told them the car in front paid for you,
they said, oh, well, then I'll pay for the person
behind me. And she says, we went almost three hours
with people paying for the car behind them.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
No shit.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
So it was nice to know that that snowballed into
a positive effect. Now I'd like to know who the
asshole is that didn't do it afterwards, but overall, you know, sometimes,
you know, Jed and I have gone to the store
and somebody didn't have enough money. They're like, let me
go check my car. And while they're gone, I paid
for them and then I left. When they came back

(38:02):
with the change, the lady said, oh, your order has
already been paid for.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So, you know, And it's not because we're rich, because
we're not. But sometimes it's nice to relieve the burden,
even if it's only a five dollar cup of coffee
or a fifteen dollars snack. You know, sometimes it's nice
to help other people.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I certainly won't admit him public though, because I don't
want people to think I'm that nice.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I love that. That is so cool. Uh uh, it's
time for this stupid criminal file. Ah. Yes, the guy's
name is Todd Bond. Not that we're going to give

(38:49):
anybody's names out, but gee, yeah, do you really think
I would give someone's name out if they're a stupid criminal.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Especially Todd Bond? Why would you throw him under the
bus like you never would.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Do never b O n D Never never Todd, Yeah,
Todd would two. D's forty six years old.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
And we would never tell their age anyway, because then
that would narrow I'm down more.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Nope, wouldn't do that either. The true story here. Forty
six years old, arrested for multiple porch thefts in Mississippi
and Alabama, two states, including one house where they stumbled
upon a massive treasure. The house had a dozen packages

(39:35):
stacked up on the porch, and Todd made repeated trips
from the from the porch to his car to snatch
every single one of them. And he was caught on
the the homeoters camera. Wow, faith and all faith and all.

(39:56):
What an idiot.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
And if he had taken one, they probably wouldn't have
even been known because they had a whole bunch of stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Are you ready for this?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
There's more to it. Oh my god, there's Todd was
dressed in a disguise. Uh huh, so that he wouldn't
be recognized. Do you have the picture of the disguise?
I do, of course you do. He was dressed as

(40:32):
a woman. Ah. Todd had long bleached hair, a headband, makeup,
and a skirt. I'll show you the picture here in
a second. He was arrested and charged with first degree
theft of property and impersonating a woman and in person.
I forgot that one. Yeah. The police said that they

(40:56):
weren't sure if he was wearing a costume or if
this is how he always dresses, which is fine, yep.
But Todd has later admitted that it was a disguise
nice so that he would never be you ready, Yeah,

(41:19):
here's the picture of Tod. I mean, yeah, there's nothing
preppy about her. That's the spirit of giving right there. Yeah,
that is that. We just made everybody laugh and uh yeah,
that's wow. That's scary. Gonna do it, Todd, get down

(41:44):
to the roots.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yes, yes, no, and good God, put more makeup on.
Does Todd need a little bit of fill in the lips?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
And and Todd just like like a man with long
he looks like one of the bee gees.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Remember that they all had long hair. Tragedy. It was
definitely a tragedy. He didn't do that bad of a
of a job on the eyeliner though, No, he definitely
his eyes stand out the bush. We gotta spread it out, Todd.
He got Yeah, too much. There's too much up near that.

(42:27):
It looks like bags under your eyes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yeah, it's important Todd that you that you put the
you put the blush in specific spot and.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You spread it.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, because you look like I don't know, I don't
know what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Charylyn says, when the beer goggles wear off, Yeah, good God.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Imagine taking that home and seeing that the next morning.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Whoa, that's too much for me, Charlyn Sherilyn has sent me.
I don't know where they are. If if if you, babe,
if you're listen and send it to me on uh
on messenger. The the the videos of these these people
that are that the packages are exploding, they're they're they're
they're packages where they're they're it's bait. Yeah, but you

(43:15):
put a fake package on your on your porch, and
when your porch pirate steals it. It explodes with this
blue ink. Oh that's price it should be.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
It should be blue ink and glitter because that never
comes out.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
It might be awesome. I don't, I don't know, but
they're fantastic. I love these videos. I just love.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I was going to buy Tracy a gift and have
it sent to her house that when she opens it up,
glitter pops everywhere, goes everywhere. But I knew she would
totally hunt me down like.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
A rabbit dog. Seriously, would she?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, she'd probably get she'd probably go to
Holly Lobby and get a whole bunch of glittering come
to my house and just sprinkle it everywhere, just to
piss me off.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I love I just love it. I'm gonna I'm gonna
see if I can find it. I'm going through here,
I'm looking for but I just I laughed so hard
when I saw this. I just love it. Well, why
would you?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Why would you open a box or a gift or
whatever that you don't know who it's from. That would
make me uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Well, it's because you're a porch pirate and you just
want to you know, Oh, the porch pirates. Yes, yeah, yes,
I'm looking for it. I'm looking for it. Oh, she's
really sent me some inappropriate stuff here. Just glancing through
some of this stuff is like unbelievable. Man, I would
never put this on the air show. And keep your

(44:43):
clothes on when you send videos, come on with this
amazing pictures of me, pictures of Eugie. Can you send
you a picture of last of Monday when we were out? No?
What was that?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
When we were out to dinner for your birth day. No, yeah,
where's that picture?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
You have it?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'll find it? She did? She did? She send you
the picture of the uh of the balloon art that
has kind of deflated a little bit. No, have you
seen this? No, I'll show it to you. It's right
there there. Look at this. Isn't that amazing? Yeah? This
was some bloom balloon art that Lily had, which mm

(45:26):
hmm has deflated a little bit. Yeah, I see if
there's in there, there's another one. Isn't that nice? Yeah?
What is it? What's it supposed to be? Well, it's
you know, I don't know, And yet we call it art.

(45:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
It's like going to the museum and seeing cert not
and going I don't know what that's.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Supposed to be. It's uh, And yet it's odd. She
might I might have it right here. It was a poodle,
he says, it was a pole. Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Maybe it was the angle that made it difficult. Yeah,
that's gotta be it. Every by, Just so you know,
the reason JD is not talking is because he's diligently
trying to find a video to share with you people.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yep, yep, got a lot of stuff that's not working
this morning.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
And he's got a lot of videos, but none of
it's what he wants, and now he's really lost himself
in it.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, I mean this is this is live stuff. That
link that you sent me babies is not working. So yeah,
thanks bab Yeah, thanks for throwing him under the bus
and making him look as stupid as he really is.
What else we have going on? You know what? You
know what burns my ass? You want to do what

(46:51):
burns my ass? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
All right, yeah, you know what burns my ass? What
burns your first thing in the morning going to Dunkin
Donuts to get coffee and instead of getting on the
line with the cars, because it goes all the way
around the building, you go inside and there's a man
at the counter and he orders his strength and his doughnut.

(47:13):
She brings it to him, he pays her, and he
just stands there and you're behind him and you're waiting patiently,
and he's putting his wallet away, and he's grabbing his
phone and checking something and he's sipping his coffee, and

(47:34):
finally g had to say, could you move over please?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Did you speak up and say something?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
And he looked at me and he goes, gosh, gosh,
you know in the morning, guess what, people, we're going
to work, We got things to do. We want to
pop in, pop out, right, Not this guy. Clearly he
doesn't have a job. And all he did was stand there,
and it's like move it along. People who stand at

(48:02):
a register and talk or goof off when they're done,
and it's like move that burns my ass and it's
done so much and it's hard to be nice.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
And that's all you said was or that's all he
said to you was he went gosh. Oh. I thought
he said gee. No he said gosh, okay, because then
you could have said, yeah, that's my name, don't wear
it out.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
No, he went gosh. And I was like, gosh. So
that pissed me off because I had to get three coffees.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Gee.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
This is World Kindness Day, buddy.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I understand, but he wasn't being kind by moving aside.
It's like when you talk, when somebody talks to a
cashier and they're done and they keep talking and you're like,
come on, this isn't social hour. Yeah, especially when you're
in a long line and you're waiting, waiting, waiting.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
It's finally your term.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
But the lady in funny was gabbing about her her
son doing blah blah blah, and you're like, you know what,
nobody cares about your son. And most of the times
they don't even know the cash year is not nice.
But most of the time they don't even know the
cash hire. They're just talking. And the cast here two
seconds later is not even gonna remember what the conversation was.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
People just like to talk. I'm going to read a
comment here. It says, you know what's worse than that
When you're on your way to work and you stop
to get a coffee at the corner store and you
get behind the person who spends five minutes buying scratch tickets. Yeah,
oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
That gets And what they do is they wait until
everything's rung up and they pay for it, and the
lady says, anything else, Yeah, actually, could I get a
scratch ticket? And they're like, oh this way, you no
one over you one over there, and let me have one,
and then they pull the one. You know what, let

(50:01):
me have two? But also can I get And you're
like Jesus christy.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
But then you gotta stop and think about which one
you want. Yes see, yeah, maybe I know, I'll try
the Well I didn't went on that one last time. Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Or the best is you're waiting in a light to
make a left and the green light comes on and
they don't go, and when they realize it's a green arrow,
they they inch up and then they missed the arrow.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
So you missed it again. Oh and it's like, gosh.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Pay attention to the road. Oh I was, I was texting. Well,
you can't text and drive. I wasn't driving. I was
par I was stopped.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
That's that's a good one right now. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
You know, I understand, I understand, But try to have
some some knowledge of what's going on around you. Be
aware of your surroundings. Be aware the time. It's six
point thirty in the morning. People guess why I'm out
here going to work.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Let's move it along. Here's a beautiful one from someone
named Sherilyn Williams. It says, my favorite are the people
who I want to show your I'm putting the camera on.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
You, okay.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
The people who fill up gas and then go into
the door for ages, getting coffee and snacks, because the
parking locking the car at the pump. Yes, that is
so inapproach. This is basic gas pump etiquettes.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yes, yes, Or they park in the back pump and
leave the front pump wide open.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
It's like move up and John says, or park at
the pump, but don't get guessed and just walk into
the store and buy some shit.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
That's exactly what they do because they don't want to
park in the parking spot because that means they've got.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
To back out afterwards. All the time, and people do that, Francine.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
And what I do is I roll down my window,
or I stand at the pump and when they come out,
I look at them and go seriously, seriously, you had
to shop with your car here while people are waiting
to get gas and they look at you like this yeah,
or they smile, they're like oh, and they get in
the car and you're like that, I.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Wasn't being funny. More on, I know, jeez, what's up
that guy's ass too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
What's up my asss I've been waiting to get gas
and I have to wait for you to get out
and move your car.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Francine, is a beautiful one here. This is so beautiful.
This puts a tear in my eye.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
You ready.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Apparently everybody's got something that burns them today. She says,
what burns my ass is when people piss in the
driveway before they go into the cannabis shop.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Wow, that's just gross. It's beautiful, that's gross.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I mean, I have to ask what she's doing in
the cannabis shop, but I can't judge, because, yeah, I
go there all.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
The time.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Because I'm dealing with people that park and a gas pump.
And when you're dealing with people like that, you gotta
you gotta take something to subsidize that mood.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Sure, we've got the bait package video. He finally, are
you ready? Yeah, there we go. Have you seen this?
I love now so much I could watch it all day.
Here it is, here we go. Mm hmmm, hold on, whoa,
Well it was angus? Uh there he is again? Uh
look at this? I mean, is this? This is it

(53:39):
right here?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Boh? That's awesome, dude, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Ready, Oh yeah, with glitter that would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Here it's a big one. Here it is with freaking awesome.
That's hysterical. That's awesome. It's a boy oh boy, oh boy,

(54:14):
oh boy. That just shows how stupid people. I would
love to do this. I mean, what do you do?
I would do it with glitter that and glitter boof
love it. A little bit of yellow in that one.
That's awesome. Oh look at this. I have to Gee,
can we can someone do this in central front? Please? Oh?

(54:36):
Oh hell yeah? Oh yeah, Oh my god, this guy
is gonna have blue snot for a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah ready, And it goes light in the face and everything,
and you know what, you deserve it.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
People deserve it.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
That one's great. Of course you got to clean up afterwards,
but it's worth.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
It, thank god.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Maybe Gee or maybe j could help us make something
like this. Oh you know he would, would he? Oh
you know he would. Oh gosh.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
But it has to be basically, when you pick it
up and move it, it explodes.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Sure yeah, sure, oh man, because they.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Have the ones when you open it explodes. But but
it happening on the street is priceless.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I have.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
A question for you. Yeah, are you And you don't
have to answer this question, okay unless I put some
pressure on you. Okay, it's flu season now, yep, it's
officially cold and flu season.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yep, have you had the flu shot?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Not yet, but I'm going to get it. Okay. I'm
freaking because I normally get the flu shot and I
haven't done it yet, and I'm I should know better. Yeah,
but I'm like, it's November thirteenth and I haven't received
my flu shot yet. I'm kind of freaking out if
I missed the window. No, go to Walgreens or whatever

(55:57):
and you can get it. I go.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
My doctor gives me mine when I go. But here's
the funny thing. I love when people say this. It
makes me laugh. If I get the flu shot, I
always get the flu.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, guess what. The flu shot is not a live
flu agent. Okay. They're not giving you the flu.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Okay, They're giving you the antibodies and stuff to go
in you so that if you do get the flu.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
G people are getting sensitive.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I don't care if they listen. If they listen to Kennedy,
then they're idiots. Okay, if you do get the flu,
it won't be as bad.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
That's true. That's that's the whole thing. So people do it.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
If not for yourself, do it for your family and
the people that you run into at work.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And out in the street.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Because I go when I go into a store and
I see somebody hacking a lung into their arm or
their hand, I turn around, I look at them and say,
go home.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
You know why you coughing all over the store? Go
home home.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
So get your flu shot. It's not going to kill you,
and it helps. Yeah, But then you know, everybody has
their own belief on shots, you know, and on on
immunizations and stuff, and you all believe what you want
to believe. That's what makes the world go around, right exactly.
I don't persecute you for not doing it, but if
you are sick, I persecute you for going out in

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public and getting everyone else sick.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Have you have you already thought about what you're gonna
do for for Thanksgiving, for Christmas? If you got that
all worked out, all done? Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Really?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
My Christmas has already planned out. I did that two
and a half months ago.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah, and you bastard.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
And Thanksgiving. I know exactly what I'm bringing to the
Thanksgiving dinner, and I know exactly what Jed's bringing. So yeah,
because we go next door to Tracy's.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I wish I could figure shit out like this.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Why you don't have to figure it out. Thanksgiving is
not your problem. You just show up and do what
you do best.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
SHERYLN figures everything out, of.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Course she does, because she's organized. But you just show
up and do what you do best.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Eat.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Apple is now selling a new accessory called the iPhone pocket.
Oh gosh, have you seen or heard? I think I've
heard of it, but I don't remember exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
What it does.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
It is basically, it's it's it's it's basically a knitted case,
okay for your iPhone with a strap that can be worn.
It's kind of like a like a like a tote
or exterior pocket. So why would you need that just

(58:45):
to carry, you know, just carry your your iPhone on
the on the outside of Why can't you just go
buy a case that has some kind of a string
or whatever and put your iPhone in that or put
it in your pocket of your coat. Yeah, Or here's
a thought, leave your phone at home? Well, come on,
we don't do that. What I do that often? I
got to bring your phone with you.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
No, when Jed and I go out shopping or whatever.
A lot of times I leave my phone at home
and then people call me and say where were you
I sent you a texture didn't respond? Or where were
you I called you when you were Guess what? I
didn't take my phone with me because I grew up
in an era where there was no phones. When you
went out, there was an answering machine. And before the

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answering machine, you literally missed a call.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Period you missed. If you missed it, you missed it.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Okay, the answering machine sucked because if I got a
call from somebody and I was at my parents' house,
because that's where you live when you're a kid, you
hit the answering machine and your parents get to hear
the message too. But for those young kids who don't know,
we didn't have any of that stuff. I think the
first mobile phone was this big, huge box that sat

(59:56):
in a car on the on the console, and that
you took looking strapped around you and carried like a purse.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Well here, well look, I'm gonna show you on the
monitor right now here, here's what this thing looks like.
The iPhone pocket I don't get it. Available at select
Apple store locations beginning Friday, November fourteenth. This is tomorrow.
Look at this thing? You ready? Yeah, here's all the

(01:00:24):
different colors you can get.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Wow. See you look.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah, it's like a little, you know, knitted thing and
you slip your iPhone in there and you can carry
it around like this. I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Anybody who does macroma make a bunch of those in
Salem for cheaper you probably make a fortune. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
There's people doing this right now. They're listening to you
and they're like, oh my god, that gee just gave
me the idea. Yeah, look yeah, see but look at
how hippy look though. That's ridiculous. Here's here's what are
they selling it for? Here we go right here, here's
your answer. iPhone pocket in short strap design retails at

(01:01:05):
one hundred and forty nine dollars, ah the long strap
at two hundred and twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
It's gotta be more than just that. It's got to
have like a charging station or something in it. No,
I mean, who would spend that much? You know, who
would spend it? People on EBT that can't afford to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Feed their family. Be careful now, No, it's a fact.
What about the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
People out there that are homeless but they have a
really nice phone and they got to sign up saying homeless,
anything will help while they're talking on their fucking expensive
phone that you know, courts at least eleven hundred dollars.
It's not one of the ones from Walmont, okay, and
they're wearing Nike sneakers. It's like, come on, take that

(01:01:53):
money and put it towards food and a home. You
thought it, geez at it? Yep, Well that's it. People
think this stuff all the time, but nobody. Nobody wants
to say it because it's not politically correct, or it's
body shaming, or it's this shaming.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Shame all you want? I've been shamed a lot. Okay,
shit happens. Move on, get tough. Yeah, but one hundred
two hundred dollars for a little Macro made bag that
you that you put your phone in. Yeah, ladies, start clocheting.

(01:02:33):
You can make yourself a serious ass fortune.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
I want to go out today with a beautiful, beautiful
video and I don't know if you have seen this
or heard about this, This incredibly beautiful performance of Simon
and Garfunkle's The Sound of Silence. Okay, great song, great

(01:03:03):
song played on Robert Chickens. Have you have you seen this, No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
I can hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Talk about choking the chicken. Oh my gosh, it's beautiful,
it's it's I would hire him. Does anybody want to

(01:03:47):
play with my chickens?

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Squeeze this chicken?

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Oh my god, my.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Lord help us. This guy's face serious. Look at his
Look at I know he's like position ready to go
hit that. I know, baby, looks like he's gonna shoot himself.

(01:04:25):
Please whisper the sounds of silence?

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
How does how does he do that? Though?

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
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Speaker 6 (01:05:20):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
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Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
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Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
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