October 1, 2025 • 53 mins
Alicia and Meredith head to Kentucky as Jax & Brittany spend two weeks on her family's farm as Brittany connects with her family but Jax has new experiences and countless questions about proposing.
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, I'm Alicia and I'm Meredith.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And this is also podcast one, season Wonders edition where
we are doing Jackson Brandy take Kentucky. This is episode four,
and man, is it my favorite episode because Jack's goes
to church, not Catholic church, but he goes to a
non domination. Oh that was even better. Man, I can't guess.
(00:45):
We never have to watch again. We have two more episodes, unfortunately,
but I hope he goes to church and all of them. Anyway,
before we get into it, we have an Instagram, a tiktoki,
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let's let's go to church, Meredith.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Let's go to church. Well, first, let's set the scene
all right. Previously on Jackson Brittany. Would Jack's likes to
say grace, He's not ready for that. We're making a baby,
Sherry is getting a new son in law. Potentially, has
Brittany lost her spark or is Jack's just looking for
a way out. We wake up and we're in Sherry's
(01:26):
house and we're clearly getting ready for church, and Jackson's
just over being in this house. He doesn't want to
sleep on this bunk bed anymore. And we find out
that we are going to Brittany's mom's church. Jack's just
has to sit there and behave right, like he doesn't
have to do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm excited because I want to know what kind of
church Britty's family goes to, because she you did tell
me or in a different episode that she is not Catholic,
which I've only really I'm Catholic, so I've been to
a lot of church, and let me tell you, I
love to see how other people do church.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I agree. And we know Jackson was raised Catholic. Yeah,
and so he knows one of us religious.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He has no Catholic guilt. So someone let me know
how that's possible.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, that might be his mental issues. We know that
Jacks and Brittany are not like religious in la and
Brittany really doesn't want to impose her religion Jackson, but
it is really important to her that when she raises
her kids, she raises them in like a faith setting.
So it's just like really hard blind to walk where
(02:38):
it's like, hey, I'm not going to force you on this,
but like, also this there is a version of life.
I do want to live in the future, so it's
nice to know that. Like Jacks will go to church
with her, and they have tried to go in la
but they all agree, including Sherry, you gotta find the
right one. Because we see a like flashback. This wasn't
from the episode. This wasn't from the season five of
(03:00):
Vanner Pumperules. This was another clip didn't. Yeah, this is
different than season five of Vanner Pumper Rules. But that
also like just was not it for Jackson. I'm also like, no,
I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I get Here's the thing though, Sherry's like, you just
have to try a bunch of different churches, and you
could tell that is the last thing Jack's wants to do.
He doesn't want to go to church at all. Well
because Cherry's like, just keep trying placates people.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Enough, which this is a rightful amount. Like if you
go to the middle of America and you know her
family like is really religious and you guys don't really care.
When you're back at home, you're just like, yeah, we're trying.
But Sherry thinks it's that they just haven't found the
right one and like, once they do, Jacks will love it,
when in reality, Jacks will never want to go to church.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Here's the thing, if you've been to Catholic church, you
don't want to go to church. A lot of the time.
It is not. Britney's church was way more exciting than
anything I've experienced a Catholic church.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay, but also like I know I'm getting whenever I
go to Catholic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If you had a Catholic church, I can tell you
I haven't been in years, and I can tell you
exactly the layout. I know when to stand sit because they.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Tell you it's muscle memory too, and.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It'll be an hour. I know exactly what I'm some
churches that it goes on it's so long. I don't know. Listen,
you're barking up the wrong tree. And we are the
same religion. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But yeah, Jack's Jackson's born Catholic. He went to a
Lutheran church, which is super weird that he was.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That was weird. I don't give good I think I.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Don't think Jackson knows what he was. There is no
way he was went to a Lutheran church. And then
because later in the episode, he talks about how he
was he like was a youth group kid, and he
also like was confirmed and like like did all this
other stuff. I'm like, you're bouncing in and out of Catholicism.
Were you at Catholic church or not? Because like being like,
(04:57):
I don't think Jackson knows his own religion.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Lutheran Church as a Catholic was crazy. He's crazy mostly
because for those of you who might not know nothing
against the Lutherans. I would rather have been raised Lutheran. However,
when you are raised Catholic, that is, those two don't
make Catholics think they're better than everyone. Why would they
go to a different church. They dig with their own.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Our grandparents' age, it was a big deal. Like my
grandpa on my dad's side is was Lutheran. He's alive,
but like he's not practicing, Like was Lutheran going on?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Was He's alive but it's not, but the God is not.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Alive in him. And my grandma's family was Catholic and
like they married in secret because if they had told
their parents they were getting married, it wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, dude, side note, this is such a side note.
I met someone this weekend that is Catholic. And she's
dating someone who's not Catholic. But she's like currently adult Catholic,
Like she just got she just made her confirmation in
her thirties.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Which she converted to Catholicism or I think.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
She was always raised but like she wanted in her faith.
Yeah yeah, And so like she's now dating someone who
is not Catholic, and she like I was like, damn,
so he's got to convert. I'm also the only other
Catholic at this table of six. I'm like, yeah, he
has to convert so you can get married in a
(06:22):
Catholic church. He's like, that's not allowed, and she was
like yeah, and she's pregnant. So then she was like,
I want my kid to be baptized and like have godparents.
And then she looks at her friends and goes, but
none of you can be the godmother. And she looks
at me and she goes, You're honestly the only person
I know that could be the godmother. I was like,
(06:42):
oh my God, sign me up. I'm the only one that's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's my superiority complex when it comes to Catholic things,
because they ingrain that you can't. They are so harsh
on who's allowed in and who's allowed out of stuff,
and it is a very clear.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was like, I'm better than everyone at this tick.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm like, you're so right. I am not a practicing Catholic,
but I can be a godparent.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You are so right technically, whether I practice or not.
If I tomorrow I want to be married in that
Catholic church, I could. I welcomed me. I got four
sacraments under my belt. That's over fifty percent. I'm batting
like I am. And yeah, when she looked around and
(07:29):
she's like, yeah, I need a godparent, that's like, no matuch.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That has happened in my family.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Her two best friends were like, and we can't be godmother.
It's gonna be me who I've met her four times.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Maybe my parents have stood in and been the Catholic
godparents while other people are the outside of church godparents.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, listen up, listen. The other thing is I think
only to be a godparent, you just need to be
bad baptized you. Yeah, so that's the other thing. I
was like, if y'all really want to be.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And you don't have to be as like baptized you
just have to be you couldn't get baptized. Oh man.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I was cracking up because they had no idea, and
then I had to explain everything. It's hilarious. Anyway, Jack's
going to Lutheran church. I have questions.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's crazy business. But just like this conversation you and
I are having, just like him going to church. It's
a lot of God for him, is what he says.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So we done.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We roll up and we learned that Sharon has been
coming to this church for four years and it's non denominational.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's when I went, Jackson is going to be so scared.
He has no idea what it's going to happen in
a non denominational.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And we had seen the previews. We also didn't know
what was coming. Everybody if you're watching this, has seen
the previews.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But you know, non denominational churches they do it different.
They're different, you know what they just put it. They're
more interactive. That is a good description.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That is a good description. Again, Catholics are very by
the book and you know what you're gonna get. It
follows an order. There is nothing. Something crazy is like
a little like soft rock band playing the music during
my church, Like that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh someone forgot to turn off their phone and the
ringer goes off. That's crazy in a Catholic church, or.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like forgot to ring the bells like during the like
crazy the communion art.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
No, truly, he's gonna be so scared because the Catholics
we we are ninety percent of the time zoned out.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, no one, but you know you know what chapter
is coming next.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, you can follow as soon as the tone changes,
you're like, now I stand or now I sit. You
can follow the group. Everyone's doing the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, well, non denominational churches, I don't, like there's no plans,
so then like I would have no idea what would
be happening at a non denominational church. I don't even
know what it happened at a Lutheran church, Like I
don't my my Mass and that's it. Like I know
Catholic Mass and that is it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And there better be a priest in front, because I
don't know what to do if it's not a priest,
a past that's.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
A woman, a woman no way.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Children a man with children, could never that's that's insane.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I just I wouldn't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I know what to do, so I get it's going
to a Lutheran church. He should have had a little more.
He would have been better than you and I. Although
you and I know what's coming. If someone says I'm
taking you to a non denominational church, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
For I'm not showing up.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
JA is better than me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
But okay, you're dating the person and they're.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Like, we want to take you to it's not happening.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You're like, I can't cheat on my religion that I
don't practice.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
This is no, it's not about that. It's like I'm
not getting sucked back. I would never get sucked back
into another religious moment personally, like it's just not me
but definitely not something outside of the Catholic chi.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
If you were Jacks, you would have said, no, I'm
gonna say I.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Want to be dating Brittany if it's so important for
her about this, like this just whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Not important to her, it's important to her family who
you're visiting. They don't go to church in LA.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This is like the first episode when we're debating do
you go on this two week adventure or not? Okay,
I think I could go to most regular masses something
like this that this ends up being. I would lose
my fricking shit. I would walk out, I.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Would sit ask to sit in the back. I'd be like,
I have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I wouldn't feel to stop laughing. I think I would
get asked to leave.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Actually yea, yeah for sure. Well as I'm laughing, I'd
be like, it's just the power of the Holy Spirit.
Everyone else.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So we walk into this church and this I'm gonna
call him a pastor guy is like, we're so excited
to have this one woman who was a youth like
group person all this stuff. She's gonna talk and.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So Berenith and I go. A woman. I was like,
sit down, lady, a girly.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Speaking at the like lectern or whatever it's called. Like,
catch what she's yell? Did you catch what she's of
course I did. She says she won't apologize if the
Holy Ghost gets a hold of her, and Jackson's like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
My favorite when she went, the devil will come for
your marriage, the devil will come for your happiness. She's yelling,
the devil will come for your job, and Everyone's like yes.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And I was like, yes, you are standing like she
is giving a like political rally type of seat about
the devil coming. And people are standing up there walking
around the church. That's crazy business.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
They're like in the aisle, sit in your pew, please
sit in your pew. I don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Like we have as signed seats here, what are you
doing getting up like? This is when Jackson's like, wow,
this is very interactive, and I said, not describe it.
I was like again I seen the previews and I
was like, my guy, it is about to get a
whole lot worse.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It is going to get worse again. I hate it.
I'm on Jackson.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Jackson church is the only time I'm like, no, you're right,
you are right.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's like looking at a mirror.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Honestly, the panic because he's like taking it all in.
He's like looking at every place and he's like, what's
going on. I also, Britney can't. Britney can't like defend
any of this because this is her church. She's like, no,
it just be, just please be.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It does kind of surprise me that this is Britney's
family's church. I don't know why. But I didn't know
black them.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just Cherry's. And she's just been going to this for
four years. Ever since Brittany left La, Cherry's been coming here.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So I wonder if Cherry fell into something.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yes, I wonder if like the kids and like, because
remember the dad was like a youth pastor or something,
and so like, I wonder if they went to a
different church growing up, and so then Cherry went to
that church.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, because the whole family is here, So I was like,
is this all their churches?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But it's just it's just Sherry's and it's a recent joint.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No one else seemed taken aback by this, though, Yeah,
because I wonder if people have gotten with Sherry and
then we're like, not my cup of tea, but now
we know, do you actually?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I wonder if this would be different every time though,
this is choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And I also wonder if the cameras being there, like
people more empowered to show life choices. Yeah, how interactive
they wanted to be.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
To show that the holy ghosts got ahold.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Of upon them. Let's yeah, I bet people were like
so proud of themselves.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You know. I gotta say I've because I've seen these videos.
I've seen the church videos where the holy ghost is
within you.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I've seen people do this with my own eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But I've always said it's almost like when you watch
a hypnotist, you know, and you're like, that doesn't seem real.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
There are some ones, especially that are very obvious where
you're like you are protecting, like you're making this up.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah right, the lollegost has never gotten hold of me.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Then you could convince me after going to like religious
school for thirteen years that appoint zero zero one percent
of person could have something come over them.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, not not.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like this.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Has never met me. We've never been close to each other.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
These people are speaking in tongues and challenges and that
they like they need to like be slapped like they are.
They are erratic in mind, that is the word. I believe.
They are again in the aisles at the front of
like of the altar. They're like like that guy show,
it's a show that kid speaks in shocks. Jackson has
(16:01):
never seen anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Different men. Jackson is like where the death and what
is happening is the evil is leaving that person's body
supposedly because the Holy ghost is entering it. So there
it's almost like an exorcism if you so that Jack
staring at the kid was so funny. But then there
(16:22):
were people up in the front who were also like yelling.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
They're like singing, and like people are cheating, like everybody's
doing choose your own chanting.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's a choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
There's the problem is even if you choose your own adventure,
other people's adventures are happening near you. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
But there's no like seeing a We're all not only
singing the same song or like reading a Bible passage together.
Like there's like some music being played. Some people are
like chanting the songs. Some people are singing the songs.
Some people are like going around clapping like it is
there's I'm overstimulated and I wasn't even in that church
(17:03):
that day.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Is that it was so listen and again I'm not
yucking anyone's yum.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
If this is how right, I'm gonna yu on speaking
in tongues, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is how you worship, do it, do it, girl. However,
I'll never You'll never catch me at a non denominational church.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, I'm I'm not gonna like, dap you up to
me like that was amazing post church, like wow, I'm
jud I'm like, do we need a goal and ambulance.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That that one guy was crying, Like I said, I've
seen this on TV and just thought it was fucking fake.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It is. I've seen it in person, and I'm like,
I don't believe you again.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think it's because everyone I've ever gone to church
with and I went, if you will religiously for a
very long time, because my parents made me. The Holy
Ghost has never met my church. My congregation has never
met the Holy Ghost like.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
This, I was gonna say, it has never entered somebody
and exercised the devil, not the like that's just the
Holy Spirit. So like in theory, the Holy Spirit is
at every at least Catholic church, like he's there, but he's.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Not with this, not within me, He's not like he's
he's yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Cal Church breaking into my body and.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The Holy Ghost here got got inspired by that woman
saying the devil will enter all these areas, and the
Holy Ghost said, not if I do it first, bitch,
And he entered that guy's body and they came out
in tons. It was crazy. It was watching an exorcist.
In the Catholic church, we call this an exorcism.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, I mean I've had people react, God, I can't
remember what it's called right now, where they put the
you griss out on the table and you can like
sit there and pray with it like out Like a
lot of churches will do this in the evenings. Okay,
So I've had people like have big reactions where they'll
be like sobbing and praying and stuff, like because they're
(19:14):
having a moment, right sure, yeah, so like they're louder
than normal. But and then I've had because I went
to like I went to Catholic camps growing up and stuff,
and people would do this and it was like it
was for show, it was for attention. So I just
don't believe this.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I just can't it really.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Everybody else's moment in my opinion, like you are drawing
so much attention in need that like it's really hard
to focus. Like even if Jack's wanted to pray, he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sure At the same time, though, if I'm just sitting
at I'm thinking when I was a kid. If I'm
just sitting in the pew and someone starts doing this,
I'm like, hell yeah, brother, let me watch.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But if you've never seen it happen, you're like, what
that's true?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
This is just like like what oh?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And this person is right in front of him and
he's like are they Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was this kid was? I hope he's okay, but why.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Jax isn't okay. Jaxon is like, I'm gonna stick through
it for Brittany, even though I'm very uncomfortable. And I
was like, yeah, you don't have an out. You until
you start laughing, you don't have an out.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
But it's just the holy ghost within Jack's is the
laugh That's how it comes out.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, we get back to the property and Jackson Mamma
sit down to talk and Mamma is like, yep, we
are going to have some work tomorrow. We're going to
clean out the barn and Jack's Jaxon is ready to
get back to work. I think I think he would
do anything.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
The tongues and he went, I'll out work. It's okay,
manual labor.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, He's like, I'll do anything but go to church
again and ma'amma asks what he thought of church, and
when he started listening, he said it was really hard
to hear because people were having seizures in front of
him and not you're not off there. And Mama doesn't
care where or how he goes to church, but she
does say, you know, everybody will die in either you
(21:06):
go to heaven or the other place. I don't like,
just say how.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Say hell, mamma. It's a we were taught that. It's
though it's an evil place, it's not a bad word
because it's a location. He talks very real.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
At the Yeah, if you're talking about this specific place
like I hated when you.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Went, like you can go to heaven or h double
double six, Oh my god, the location is hell and
and put the fear of God in you with that.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
One's the thing. Come on, I don't don't like.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Mamma, you're at a thousand years old. Just say the
location of.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Hes to say hell? Like, come on, my capital is.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It in your writing? It's okay?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Then well, Jack thinks he's gonna go to heaven, but
I mean just barely, because he says he's gonna have
to bribe whoever's at the door but he definitely knows
not with cocktails, because he's a terrible bartender.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I'm told you he can't even do his job perfect. Yeah.
He he loves to spend money to get his way.
I'm telling I'm clacking this man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
This actually, I feel like tells me so much about
how Jacks thinks because he's like, mean, I can bribe
my way into heaven. I'm like, do you not understand
the concept of heaven?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Life gets a lot easier when you probably know you're
going to the other place. Just you just live a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
He doesn't think he is.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I know, that's the worst part.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
He should just he thinks he's good enough to at
least be waiting in the line and then to like bribe, say,
in the last little.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Bit, if Jax gets in, I have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I don't want to be there. If Jackson is there.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's actually hell, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's exactly what the Good Place show was. If he
Jason's going to get there and he thinks he's gonna
it's a good way.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
This is the bad place. You and I are with Jackson.
We're looking around and we're like, this is the bad
the bad place.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
That would be a media indicator you would not be
able to pull over on me. And I'm sitting in
a room with Jack's.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, we see him immediately they try and do the
experiment on us and we look and we go, oh,
Jack says, here, this is the bad place. Show's over.
Season one ended there.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Jary is out my brain at all. Because I come
to again and I see him, it'll be the exact.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Same Jacks away and then you could try again.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
But yeah, if we see him, we know seriously. Well,
Mamma is religious and she says that it was expected
for them to go to church even two to three
times a week, and Jaxon is like, that's that's a lot,
like what.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And he just can't do all of that. No, I'm
with them all.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He basically it sounds like like did a lot of
religious experiences up until like sixteen years of age, and then.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Like he got confirmed and then was like I'm done.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
He was. Yeah, He's like, listen, I can live my
own life. I'm done here, which no shame, I lost
the same path. Yeah, but hey, don't worry because Sherry
said the sins are gonna find him and she'll pray
for Jacks.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm Sherry.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
She's right on that the sins will find him and
they have over the years.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, I mean there's there's literal proof. It's on TV.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
There's a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I love the Church episode that was me too.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's the next day. It's day seven in Kentucky, which
is like so sad. Jacks is like only halfway through
this and we're at like a family friend's farm and
everyone is gonna go hunting. All the boys are and
they're all in their Caimo gear and this is when
Jacks gets sprayed down with deer piss and Jackson is
just having funny.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I love Jack's being sprayed down with deer piss, mostly
because they didn't tell him what it was first.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I do love that. I think it's Austin Brittany's younger
brothers just like spraying in with a bottle and Jackson's like,
what is this?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Because they gotta go hunt coyotes, they gotta smell like
deer piss. Oh my god, I never hunted, but I
assume this is what I was invited once on a
date to meet the family while hunting squirrels. I talk
about it all the time. It was the weirdest thing
that's ever happened to me, and I said no, Well,
(25:13):
Jeff's got.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
To say yes, because again, well what I have been
sprayed with. I don't think you. I don't think Jack
needed to be strayed with this.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think they just like fucking with him, which is
all correct. Don hates this man.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
While they're hunting, Brittany is at lunch with Sherry and Mamma,
and again we get ourselves some beer cheese dip. Don't
you worry because large cheese.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hell yeah, I think beer cheese is more a Kentucky
thing or a Wisconsin thing. I've always associated it with
Wisconsin because Wisconsin is known for their beer and their cheese. Yeah,
you just put it together. I just wasn't aware of
the Kentucky delicacies. But color you know what, color me uncultured?
I'm learning slowly.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Who knew?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You want to know?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thank God for this show. We're learning about the state
of Kentucky and they're they're delicate delicatessies. Well, Brittany is
chuckling a little bit at this lunch because she knows
Jack' is gonna have to tell her dad that he
can't shoot a gun because of his incident in Hawaii.
And for those who don't know what season was, it
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season like four or five and four. Jacks and the
rest of the Vanner Pump Rules gang go to Hawaii
for a cast trip and Jack steals a pair of sunglasses,
gets arrested on the last day of the trip after
all trying to go home, and it's a big scramble
to get that man out of jail. So they all
go home for a concert they were seeing in la
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and Jack's had to fly back to Hawaii for a
day to go to the court hearing and is on
probation currently, so he is not allowed to handle guns.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Remember when I said there was one point in this
show that made me cackle. It was Brittany going he
can't shoot a gun because he was a rest in
a waife for stealing sunglasses. That is the funniest sentence
that has ever been said. It was so good, Like,
that's so classic.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I know. I remember Jack's having one other thing that
he couldn't do because he was on probation, and that
was punch.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
James came in the face.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, the union, but like, wow, I didn't realize Jack's
really had to feel consequences of his actions twice.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
It really affected his life. His life. He's sitting in
deer piss for nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
It was that was just so funny that that is
the reason it's it's pathetic because Jack stole sunglasses and
it basically owed his life. Yeah, it was all.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I didn't ruin his life.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
It did not all anyone talked about. It absolutely ruined
his life. He had live back to Hawaii. It was
this big thing. Like you said, he couldn't punch James
in the face, and that's all he wanted to do.
And I love that. It's over sunglasses he could have
just bought.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
He could have by the way he stole. They were
sunglasses for Brittany, like Brittany was wearing.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yes, yeah, better, just even better. The lore of this
show is amazing. Was the funniest thing that's ever been
said on a on a TV show. It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Well, we go back to hunting with the guys and
Dad tells Jack's that he should take a practice shot
and Jess's like, oh no, you guys go first. I'm good.
And He's like, wait, why won't you take take this gun?
And Jackson's like, well, I got some trouble and they're like,
what did you do? Like did you kill a man?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like this is so embarrassing, Yeah, because Dad's like, you
did something like really good where you like, you know,
one of your elements of probation is no gun, Like
you do something crazy punch James Kunny in the face
and he's like, no, I couldn't even do that because this.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Was before Yeah, and he's like, oh, no, I like
stole some sun gun uses, which jack says is like
the least mainly thing to say to these Kentucky men
to like and like not be able to shoot a
gun in Kentucky. He's like, no, then a loser.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So embarrassing. And you know what the thing is, he
couldn't even do it secretly because cameras are rolling.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
That you know, Jackson would have just sucked it up
or like would have just handled the gun if the
cameras aren't here.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The funniest, the funniest thing, this was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
God, we didn't have this show film like a year later,
after like season six, because then he wouldn't have been
on probation. We wouldn't have gotten this moment. Like this
was timed perfectly at where Jackson was at in his life.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, this the producers knew. The producers went would Jack's
they got for his legal fees, you guys want to
do an extra show, and they were like, yeah, we're
actually pretty broke because Jack said not only pay for
legal fees, but also fly himself back to Hawaii, which
we know is.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
He just dumped all of his money for the IVF kid.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That too, So they need this show, and the producers
gave it to him, and they were like, we're about
to get the worst part of Jacks. Because he's on probation.
He actually can't travel out of the country. He can
only go to Kentucky really, so because he's on probation.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So back at lunch me Almos says that if Pap
Paul were here, Jacks would have been whipped. Yeah. Yeah,
Pap Paul would have whipped Jack's ass right there. And
I'm like, damn that consequences of the actions it well.
Back on the property, Jacks will not stop talking. And
noither of us have been hunting, but I think we
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both know this that you need to be quiet.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
We never have been hunting, but I have been fishing,
and I've been told by my dad on multiple occasions
to shut the fuck up while fishing, so I and
the fish can't hear me, So I assume I'm just
assuming that they.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Don't know you're there. And Jax's like me, me me, me, me,
me me me me me me me me me.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Jackson's clearly never been hunting before.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, basically they aren't able to get anything because of this.
I really doubt they were gonna get anything no matter what.
But Dad also tells Jax to stand up and watch
this one guy shoot something, and it's like, put on
your headphones. Yeah, and they just like blow something up.
I was like, wow, fascinating.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Boys are boys are weird?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
And Dad's like, did you feel that in your chest?
It didn't like come across the screen because I was like,
I don't understand how big this little blast was. I
don't get the impact. Jax doesn't react like, I'm like,
all right.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, it seemed to lackluster. But when you call it
when you kill a coyote, he call me, let.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Me don't bring Jacks is what we know. He can't
hand a little gun and he won't shut the hell up.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
He can't shoot a gun legally.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah. Well, back at lunch, Sherry shares that Jacks thinks
Britney is depressed and has lost her sparkle.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Sherry outed him and his second Jack said, Cherry, don't
tell Brittany. I said it, and Cherry said, I didn't
hear you, and she let Britney know.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm glad she let Brittany know. I actually thought she
was going to keep this a secret.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I did too, but maybe when Don said really stuck
with her people, John got through. Well.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Brittany says that that is just too far because she's
just homesick and she just needs her mom and some
beer cheese and that's it. Come on, so don't you
worry everybody. She got her beer cheese because they did
start me. I'm ons beer cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
She's less depressed when she's beer cheese. I get it,
so am I if you've never eaten beer cheese, it's
just melted cheese with beer, and tell me you wouldn't
be happy eating that, right, It's like you know, you
do your your food happy dance. You do it with
a pretzel or something. It's very good. So I've never had,
like I said, Kentucky beer cheese. But I have had
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Wisconsin beer cheese, and I feel everyone gets two percent
happier at every beer cheese bite. It's just science.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
What you would say is it would bring Britney sparkle back.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, and look, she's so happy after lunch. She's so happy.
She had her beer cheese.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Very very good points.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
And if she was underweight, if she was underweighting back
in the day, she wasn't eating beer cheese, so she
was probably more depressed. Yeah, so now she's she's got
a little some something and she's like, hey, add on
the beer cheese. Jax loves it when I have a
little extra, and so she's like eating the beer cheese.
She's happy. Everyone's better off with beer cheese.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Well, back on the property, Dad is confirming that he
talked to Britney and tells Jax that like, Brittany's positive,
she's fine. She is homesick, but she's fine, and Jason's like,
I don't know, like Dad just knows. Jackson is trying
to use all of this conversation to get out of
the commitment of being with Sinny and jes Jack, I
(34:06):
don't really trust you. I'm going to talk to Brittany myself.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Jack says, I've known Brittany for a year and a half.
You've known Brittany twenty seven years. Who I know who
really knows Brittany. It's me because I've been with her.
I've lived with her. I brought her to LA. You
might have raised her and talked to her all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I spread rumors about her. Well, that's the other thing
he couldn't provide for her.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
It couldn't be Jack's who makes her depressed, who is
constantly yelling at her and making fun of her and
spreading rumors about her. It could never be him. It
makes no depress.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
What was it that Kara said, I think last episode
during the IVF fundraiser, that like Jacks puts her down
all the time, And he was like.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
No, I don't cut to all the times. Cherry even
saw him put her down multiple times.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
But it's okay because we went to church after so
it doesn't really count.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The sins were resolved. Yeah, yeah, you know, we're good.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
So that's our plan, is just it's Jackson. Brittany will
talk later, but instead of actually talking and resolving this,
we're gonna go out tonight with some of Brittany's friends,
because of course the.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Single moms their back. They don't have to worry about
their kids tonight.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I don't know where they are hired. We're going out.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
We don't think it's the dad's. We don't think the
dads stepped up.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
We don't know. We're not gonna get we.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Can't on this podcast. We never assume.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
We're not going to assume for the benefit of the
doubt of men.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
No, you're ever Yeah, it's definitely a babysitter not happening
or their moms.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Very good point, very good point. We're in town. Brittany
is so excited. She feels like she's back at home
because she knows the bouncers. As she's entering this bar.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
That guess what kind of bar Brittany's at. She knows
the bouncer.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
She just was a frequent well she hasn't lived here
like two three years.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's like that's true, she just left.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's not that like this is
a small town, there's not that much turnals.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
True, then the people there's not that much turnover.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But Brittany is really excited because she's gonna introduce Jacksonto
like to having the fish bowl, which is the drink
of this bar, and it's just basically a Long Island
iced tea which is just pure jet fuel of alcohol,
which I was like, yeah, I know, my stomach hurts
just but it.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Comes with a toy shark.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
That yescause.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Sometimes it didn't look like they had it here, but
sometimes they had grenadine, so that looks naughty, but they
didn't do it here. It was just a clear blue
fish bowl.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
No injuries, no injuries yet.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
And there were a ton of straws. I didn't know
if Jack's wanted to share the fish bowl or wanted
did not share the fish bowl because he straws. He's like,
there's a lot of straws. And he kept telling people.
He's like, we got a ton of straws. But I
didn't know if he was saying, don't drink those straws
or I don't wanna. Yeah, it was hard to read.
(37:11):
I didn't know Jacks likes alcohol, but like not this
likes alcohol. Hates Brittany's friends. It's a good time tonight.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, but don't worry. They're like, hey, how is church
And he's like, oh my god, those demon children.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
And they're they get mad immediately. Don't call children demons.
Don't say that about kid. And I went this town
loves the kid. I said that last episode with the IVF,
This town loves kids.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
They love my Well, Kara and Jackson like, go to
the bathroom, and so that gives Brittany a minute to
talk to one of the other friends that was at
the Bottles night of Moms on the Town single Moms
on the Town. Yeah, and that friend tells Brittany that
Jacks told them that she is losing her spark and
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Brittany's like, what.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
My mom the same thing.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
This is crazy, but no worries. We're not going to
talk about it because we got to take a shot.
So they shot.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
They did their sorority chance, their old chance. That chant
takes me back every time.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I could never hear this again in my life, and
I'd be better off.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
No, this is terrifying. This is again when when the
door's open to the sorority house and everyone's yelling the
same song as you who terrifying.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, as if the night couldn't get any better, Berney's
ex walks in and.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Her hot Ex Hot hot X.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
She was living with when she went to Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Didn't know that didn't know that met Jacks. I didn't
know that was I didn't know she was living with him.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Me neither. I'm like, this is.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
She's living in sin.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
She almost became a mom narrowly escape.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Thank God for Jack's the savior. Am I right? So
she is that she was living with this guy. She goes, yes,
they were in a bad place from what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Well, what she said is she met this guy when
she was twenty years old working at Hooters, and then
they dated and it sounds like they moved in together.
Brittany goes out to Las Vegas with some of her girlfriends.
I know Kara was there, and they see I think
it was some of the girls on vander Pump Rolls
and Katie is one of the old Brittany like, oh,
(39:37):
we know a guy who would love to meet you.
And they introduced Brittany to.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Jack, which is crazy because how first of all, those
friends are bad friends that introduce you to Jack's Second,
how do you know the kind Jacks will bang anyone
that breathed? How why are you like you're the type
of girl the only thing that would step Britney apart
is if she went I love feet and stuff and
he went, I know the guy for you. But any
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girl you could have said that to, because Jack's fucks
anything that breathes.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I think she is gorgeous. I think it's probably her
very bubbly, outgoing personality probably wasn't annoying because I bet,
I bet fans are kind of annoying in their face.
But Brittany seems like the type to just want to
have fun and kind of be yourself no matter what,
even if she was excited to see them or.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, but Jackson's type isn't bobbly. We've seen him date Stacy,
who is somebody's.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Just like having fun in Vegas for the weekend. Like
that's better than like somebodyho's like fan girling.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Maybe they were like, we're just trying to set him.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Up, your chill, your fun. Yeah. I think it was
a short term thing.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
And and then he said, moved to Vegas and she
said okay. And then he woke up the next day
and went, wait, what, well, moved moved to La whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, I don't I don't know. But like Brittany then
goes back from this trip and is like, hey, we're done.
She said they weren't in a great place, but like
you just meet a guy in VEGASUS and is like,
that's crazy, We're done here.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
No one's safe. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
So I wonder if she was willing just to move
across the country to like go down a place to
Lin who is into his little studio, because like she
broke up with her boyfriend for this guy, Like moving
across the country isn't like that crazy at that point.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, and then he probably said get out of the
apartment and she said, well, I'm not going to go
back to the farm. So it looks like we're.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Going to La, packing up our shit move to La.
I guess it is wild.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
But yeah, this man's hot. I don't know what they're
arguing about, but he seems and he's tall.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Me.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, he's tall. He's hot. He's tall, and he intimidates
the fuck out of Jacks.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yes, she's like a little ache to win. He's like,
I think it's just because I'm drinking. I'm like, it's not,
you're a little bitch.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Like Also, what is he jealous about?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
I never understand this, Like if if Britty was still
openly communicating with their acts or like I don't know,
maybe but or like if Jax wasn't there and Brittany
was hanging out with her ax, they lived in this town.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I get it because like there's a proximity hanging.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Out together with the jealous that Brittany's time is being
spent with her ex. Yeah, I get that. She literally
you were in the bathroom, you came back and she
was like, my ex is here. I'm just gonna go
chat with him really quick. And he's like, now I'm
jealous of what. I know. She's going home with you, You're
staying on her family farm. She can't ditch you. She'll
come back with.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Like the likelihood that she would give up her life
with you. You guys lived together, you're on TV together.
What's she going to move back to Kentucky now?
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, Also, this whole interaction is being filmed. She's not
gonna like cheat on you or anything like, you're enjoy
your fish bowl and calm down. She's not even sharing
the fish bowl with her ex. There's nothing to be
jealous of.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Well, I guess the biggest thing is that Aaron pulls
Brittany for a chat and.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
We hear your chat island as we're.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like going our way outside to have a kind of
a private chat. That yeah, they had they had a
good relationship, but they had explosive fights. I guess, so
as long as they weren't fighting, I guess it was good.
But that still doesn't seem great to me.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I mean, that's that's her and Jackson's relationship. If they
weren't fighting, that's every relationship. If we didn't fight, it
would have been awesome. Yeah, okay, but sure.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I find a lot of those details about like chicks,
Brittany returning from Las Vegas being like we're y and
immediately jumping into the relationship with Jacks, which like is
a little scary. But anyways, they just chat and like
they're both good and Jax walks out at one point
and he's like, I don't want to make anything weird,
and like I just like I want to make sure
we're good, or like, I don't want to make this weird.
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Meanwhile he's making it weird.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
The ex is literally like we're good, okay, and Jackson's like,
can I get you a drink? Looks at Brittany, Can
I get him a drink? He's like, Okay, this ex
is like.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
It's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Like every X is like, don't be jealous of me
getting him a drink? No one we good dude, it
was like one award, Brittany's new boyfriend is spending money
on me. That's that's dope. That's the time.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And while Jack's getting the drink. Then in the confessional,
he like compares the situation to season one of Vanner
Pump Roles when Jackson and Stossi were breaking up because
Jack's impregnated a stripper and chose she chose Frank this
other guy over Jack's and he's basically says that this
situation is like that that, like no sarn Is Jacks
(44:39):
of season one and Brittany chose Jacks this time, like.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Well it's no, it's You're not the Frank in this situation,
my guy. No, this is so calm compared to that.
This is yes, if I remember correctly, for that situation
to be the same, Brittany's X would have to throw
and to kill Jacks. But we're not.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
We're very chim let alone, Aaron, the X didn't impregnate
anybody and how to get an abortion, like and it
just Brittany didn't leave the relationship.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Brittany didn't tell the ex he wasn't invited and to leave.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Oh to the birthday party.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
A stasi had said leave and like Jax, came uninvited,
which caused the drama. This man shows up at the
local joint where we all know the bouncer to get
a fish bowl and Brittany just happens to be there
and he says, can I talk to you? And Jackson
is like, this man's about to throw his chunky sweater
and fight me.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
No he's not, sleep, No he's not.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
We're good. This man seems like he has the emotional
intelligence of the actual age he is in, unlike you,
sir the fuck honestly.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
And what's crazy is Jackson's freaking out over five minutes
with Bernie's ex and meanwhile Brittany's like, jack doesn't realize
that all I do is hang out with like Jack's
exes in LA.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
And I was like, gagged me, Holy fuck.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I always forget about that. Because they go through a
little video clip where we've got was that was her name? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Who that is?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
It's like, yeah, I think he dated Rachel. And then
he dated Stacy Saucy and they all hang out, and
then he fucked Kristen. Let's just also get that, like
how they.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Put on the other two. It's like ex girlfriend and
then on christ and it's like X. It's like, hey,
don't forget that they bang twice.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
They did, and now we're all still hanging out together.
He probably kissed Sheena at some point. I mean like, and.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Let's remember he was flirting with La La as Brittany's
driving across the country.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, this dude, and all Brittany has
done is befriend his exes. Yeah, which is terrible in
it's own right.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
That's but also like you move your whole entire life
to La after meeting this guy in Las Vegas, Like
you kind of just have to accept whatever life is
at that point.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, and then for two weeks, while you're in her hometown,
you can run into her ex for a fucking minute
and a half. Yeah, you don't have to fucking freak out.
It's so we don't.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Worry, because we're gonna get a shot for everybody, because
like we're not going to make this weird where I'm
just going to keep pumping people with alcohol to like
make it less weird.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
That is extra funny. If I was the ex, I'd
be like, this is the funniest thing. I hope Britney's
I hope Brittany's boyfriend always comes to town buy me shots.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
My guy me too. Well, they separate and Jack asks
Brittany is she sure that she doesn't want to be
with Aaron?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
And she's like, that is so weird. She's like, that
is so weird. That is so I can't comprehend this man.
Sometimes I'm so teem Jax and sometimes I don't even
know what galaxy he lives in, Like that is so weird.
Are you sure you want to be with your ex?
Do you have talked to for the first time in
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two years at this bar and you spent five seconds
with him? And I interrupted those fives seconds? Are you
sure that's not love of your life?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And to be honest, we need to do this because
we're filming a TV show, so we need a little drama.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
There's not did anyone watch this and go ooh? Is
she gonna say? Yes?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah? There was no like oh wow. There's like googly
eyes across the bar to each other. It's like She's just.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Like, hey, how Rinnie didn't even Brittany didn't even take
a second to breathe. When she was asked, do you
want to hange? Do you want to go back to
your act? She didn't even think about it. She went, no,
it's so weird. Whatever, it's so weird. But Brittie's like,
you know what, since you're being so fucking weird, let
me bring up our actual problems. And she brings up
that Jax keeps dropping.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That are making comments about how she's depressed, and she
says she is happy. She wouldn't be that far away
from her family if she wasn't happy, And all Brittany
continues to do is just be like I'm happy. I'm happy,
and Jackson's like, you are you aren't.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Brittany literally saying I am happy with my life and
jack saying I don't think you are was in insane,
not him ask lighting her.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
In the different times. I feel like they both went
back and forth and she was like, no, I'm happy
and he's like, I don't think you are. And I
don't know, honey, I wouldn't be that far away from
my family, but you are. But I promised, like I
am happy you are?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, it's not even She's like, I'm not even trapped
in a relationship with you, Like I have my family
I would love to come back to because I miss them, dear. Yeah,
so I'm with you because I'm happy with you, and
he goes, I know not, Ah, you're not. It was
so what is this argument? This was so weird and
he's not giving her any She's like, here are my
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points as to why I'm happy with you, and he's like, lies,
all of them lies.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
What it's not like she's like sobbing me, like yeah,
I'm happy, I promise you know, and it's like, you're
clearly not happy.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
She's happy, looking him in the face and saying I
am happy.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
She's surrounding by her single mom gang, hanging out with
her friends right now. She's thrilled, but also she's like,
I just miss my people. That's it.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Also, what would he have done If she's like, you're right,
I'm not happy, then then what do we do?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
What he would have done? He would have been like, see,
I knew you wanted Aaron, I knew you missed your ex.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Been gobsmacked? What flabbergast did I What is to do.
Then at one point I would have been Brittany. I
would have looked at him and been like, well, I'm
not happy right now that you keep saying this about me.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Now what he's looking for a way out, Let's be honest.
But that's what he He just.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Doesn't he doesn't want to marry her, but he wants
to date her.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Good point, this is making any worse. Well, we do
have two more episodes left, so next time on Jackson
and Brittany take Kentucky. We write some four wheelers. Jacks
tells Mamma that she that Brittany's put on some weight
and and Mamma says, like, so has Jack's.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
And that feels so degraded. Ye, sorry, yeah, and Brittany
feels degraded. Part the Mamma saying something.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
That yes, Brittany's just so over this and Jack cellsers
just stop crying because she's so upset, and Dad is
on board with Jax Taylor like it's like, can I
don't know what's happening with this family because I'm like
Jack Sailor is so obviously horrible, but Dad is like
getting on board, but also like, are we not seeing
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how Brittany's being treated.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
This is so weird. This would never happen in my household.
That's why I can't comprehend it. Okay, so I again,
this is gonna be a quick little update. So I
tried to look into Don. This man does not want
to be found. Even if you look up Brittany cart
Right's family dad, it.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Just a heartwright like design business that I saw with
West last episode.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
At one point, if you look up like Brittany cart
Wright's dad, it just says her father is in her
life or is a part of the family. And I
was like, damn, I hope. So so basically I found
Don's Facebook though. That's how creepy I got. Don went
to the universe of Kentucky. He still lives in Kentucky.
He likes to bike ride, and his birthdays June twenty first,
(52:07):
and that's all I got on' done. So it's recent,
evy recent birthday. I didn't see how old he turned,
but he did thank everyone for birthday wishes.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh you like got access?
Speaker 1 (52:19):
No, no, no, there's just a few. That was the
most recent post and the next one was him bike
riding in twenty twenty four. So that's all I got
I'm done. If you find anything, let me know. He
was hard to track down this man.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
I'm just curious if that Cartwright Designs business is still open.
That's my only thing. I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Think it is West cart Right. You can't really find.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Their business is Cartwright Designs, And it seems like it is.
I mean on Google Maps it looks like it is, but.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
It's there's a Facebook page. People do not have dialogued,
so it makes.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
It it looks like they just basically make signs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah. I made some Halloween signs, some raccoon signs. Yeah, Okay,
I think we're fine. I think I think we don't
need to go too deep into it. But yeah, so
that's Don. We'll send it on fine. That is Don
for you. Happy birthday Don. Anyway, Okay, so do all
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the things I said at the beginning of the episode.
I mentioned a bunch of things you should check out.
They're all in our description. And yeah, stick around. We're
gonna do the last two episodes and then I can
get my sanity back.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Thanks for joining. Bye.
Hi everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, I'm Alicia and I'm Meredith.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And this is also podcast one, season Wonders edition where
we are doing Jackson Brandy take Kentucky. This is episode four,
and man, is it my favorite episode because Jack's goes
to church, not Catholic church, but he goes to a
non domination. Oh that was even better. Man, I can't guess.
(00:45):
We never have to watch again. We have two more episodes, unfortunately,
but I hope he goes to church and all of them. Anyway,
before we get into it, we have an Instagram, a tiktoki,
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let's let's go to church, Meredith.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Let's go to church. Well, first, let's set the scene
all right. Previously on Jackson Brittany. Would Jack's likes to
say grace, He's not ready for that. We're making a baby,
Sherry is getting a new son in law. Potentially, has
Brittany lost her spark or is Jack's just looking for
a way out. We wake up and we're in Sherry's
(01:26):
house and we're clearly getting ready for church, and Jackson's
just over being in this house. He doesn't want to
sleep on this bunk bed anymore. And we find out
that we are going to Brittany's mom's church. Jack's just
has to sit there and behave right, like he doesn't
have to do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm excited because I want to know what kind of
church Britty's family goes to, because she you did tell
me or in a different episode that she is not Catholic,
which I've only really I'm Catholic, so I've been to
a lot of church, and let me tell you, I
love to see how other people do church.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I agree. And we know Jackson was raised Catholic. Yeah,
and so he knows one of us religious.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
He has no Catholic guilt. So someone let me know
how that's possible.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, that might be his mental issues. We know that
Jacks and Brittany are not like religious in la and
Brittany really doesn't want to impose her religion Jackson, but
it is really important to her that when she raises
her kids, she raises them in like a faith setting.
So it's just like really hard blind to walk where
(02:38):
it's like, hey, I'm not going to force you on this,
but like, also this there is a version of life.
I do want to live in the future, so it's
nice to know that. Like Jacks will go to church
with her, and they have tried to go in la
but they all agree, including Sherry, you gotta find the
right one. Because we see a like flashback. This wasn't
from the episode. This wasn't from the season five of
(03:00):
Vanner Pumperules. This was another clip didn't. Yeah, this is
different than season five of Vanner Pumper Rules. But that
also like just was not it for Jackson. I'm also like, no,
I get it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I get Here's the thing though, Sherry's like, you just
have to try a bunch of different churches, and you
could tell that is the last thing Jack's wants to do.
He doesn't want to go to church at all. Well
because Cherry's like, just keep trying placates people.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Enough, which this is a rightful amount. Like if you
go to the middle of America and you know her
family like is really religious and you guys don't really care.
When you're back at home, you're just like, yeah, we're trying.
But Sherry thinks it's that they just haven't found the
right one and like, once they do, Jacks will love it,
when in reality, Jacks will never want to go to church.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Here's the thing, if you've been to Catholic church, you
don't want to go to church. A lot of the time.
It is not. Britney's church was way more exciting than
anything I've experienced a Catholic church.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Okay, but also like I know I'm getting whenever I
go to Catholic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If you had a Catholic church, I can tell you
I haven't been in years, and I can tell you
exactly the layout. I know when to stand sit because they.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Tell you it's muscle memory too, and.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It'll be an hour. I know exactly what I'm some
churches that it goes on it's so long. I don't know. Listen,
you're barking up the wrong tree. And we are the
same religion. We don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But yeah, Jack's Jackson's born Catholic. He went to a
Lutheran church, which is super weird that he was.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That was weird. I don't give good I think I.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Don't think Jackson knows what he was. There is no
way he was went to a Lutheran church. And then
because later in the episode, he talks about how he
was he like was a youth group kid, and he
also like was confirmed and like like did all this
other stuff. I'm like, you're bouncing in and out of Catholicism.
Were you at Catholic church or not? Because like being like,
(04:57):
I don't think Jackson knows his own religion.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Lutheran Church as a Catholic was crazy. He's crazy mostly
because for those of you who might not know nothing
against the Lutherans. I would rather have been raised Lutheran. However,
when you are raised Catholic, that is, those two don't
make Catholics think they're better than everyone. Why would they
go to a different church. They dig with their own.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Our grandparents' age, it was a big deal. Like my
grandpa on my dad's side is was Lutheran. He's alive,
but like he's not practicing, Like was Lutheran going on?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Was He's alive but it's not, but the God is not.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Alive in him. And my grandma's family was Catholic and
like they married in secret because if they had told
their parents they were getting married, it wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, dude, side note, this is such a side note.
I met someone this weekend that is Catholic. And she's
dating someone who's not Catholic. But she's like currently adult Catholic,
Like she just got she just made her confirmation in
her thirties.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Which she converted to Catholicism or I think.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
She was always raised but like she wanted in her faith.
Yeah yeah, And so like she's now dating someone who
is not Catholic, and she like I was like, damn,
so he's got to convert. I'm also the only other
Catholic at this table of six. I'm like, yeah, he
has to convert so you can get married in a
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Catholic church. He's like, that's not allowed, and she was
like yeah, and she's pregnant. So then she was like,
I want my kid to be baptized and like have godparents.
And then she looks at her friends and goes, but
none of you can be the godmother. And she looks
at me and she goes, You're honestly the only person
I know that could be the godmother. I was like,
(06:42):
oh my God, sign me up. I'm the only one that's.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's my superiority complex when it comes to Catholic things,
because they ingrain that you can't. They are so harsh
on who's allowed in and who's allowed out of stuff,
and it is a very clear.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was like, I'm better than everyone at this tick.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm like, you're so right. I am not a practicing Catholic,
but I can be a godparent.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You are so right technically, whether I practice or not.
If I tomorrow I want to be married in that
Catholic church, I could. I welcomed me. I got four
sacraments under my belt. That's over fifty percent. I'm batting
like I am. And yeah, when she looked around and
(07:29):
she's like, yeah, I need a godparent, that's like, no matuch.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
That has happened in my family.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Her two best friends were like, and we can't be godmother.
It's gonna be me who I've met her four times.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Maybe my parents have stood in and been the Catholic
godparents while other people are the outside of church godparents.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, listen up, listen. The other thing is I think
only to be a godparent, you just need to be
bad baptized you. Yeah, so that's the other thing. I
was like, if y'all really want to be.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And you don't have to be as like baptized you
just have to be you couldn't get baptized. Oh man.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I was cracking up because they had no idea, and
then I had to explain everything. It's hilarious. Anyway, Jack's
going to Lutheran church. I have questions.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's crazy business. But just like this conversation you and
I are having, just like him going to church. It's
a lot of God for him, is what he says.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So we done.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We roll up and we learned that Sharon has been
coming to this church for four years and it's non denominational.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
That's when I went, Jackson is going to be so scared.
He has no idea what it's going to happen in
a non denominational.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And we had seen the previews. We also didn't know
what was coming. Everybody if you're watching this, has seen
the previews.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But you know, non denominational churches they do it different.
They're different, you know what they just put it. They're
more interactive. That is a good description.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That is a good description. Again, Catholics are very by
the book and you know what you're gonna get. It
follows an order. There is nothing. Something crazy is like
a little like soft rock band playing the music during
my church, Like that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh someone forgot to turn off their phone and the
ringer goes off. That's crazy in a Catholic church, or.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like forgot to ring the bells like during the like
crazy the communion art.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
No, truly, he's gonna be so scared because the Catholics
we we are ninety percent of the time zoned out.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, no one, but you know you know what chapter
is coming next.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, you can follow as soon as the tone changes,
you're like, now I stand or now I sit. You
can follow the group. Everyone's doing the same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, well, non denominational churches, I don't, like there's no plans,
so then like I would have no idea what would
be happening at a non denominational church. I don't even
know what it happened at a Lutheran church, Like I
don't my my Mass and that's it. Like I know
Catholic Mass and that is it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And there better be a priest in front, because I
don't know what to do if it's not a priest,
a past that's.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
A woman, a woman no way.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Children a man with children, could never that's that's insane.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I just I wouldn't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I know what to do, so I get it's going
to a Lutheran church. He should have had a little more.
He would have been better than you and I. Although
you and I know what's coming. If someone says I'm
taking you to a non denominational church, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
For I'm not showing up.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
JA is better than me.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
But okay, you're dating the person and they're.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Like, we want to take you to it's not happening.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You're like, I can't cheat on my religion that I
don't practice.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
This is no, it's not about that. It's like I'm
not getting sucked back. I would never get sucked back
into another religious moment personally, like it's just not me
but definitely not something outside of the Catholic chi.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
If you were Jacks, you would have said, no, I'm
gonna say I.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Want to be dating Brittany if it's so important for
her about this, like this just whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Not important to her, it's important to her family who
you're visiting. They don't go to church in LA.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
This is like the first episode when we're debating do
you go on this two week adventure or not? Okay,
I think I could go to most regular masses something
like this that this ends up being. I would lose
my fricking shit. I would walk out, I.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Would sit ask to sit in the back. I'd be like,
I have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I wouldn't feel to stop laughing. I think I would
get asked to leave.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Actually yea, yeah for sure. Well as I'm laughing, I'd
be like, it's just the power of the Holy Spirit.
Everyone else.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
So we walk into this church and this I'm gonna
call him a pastor guy is like, we're so excited
to have this one woman who was a youth like
group person all this stuff. She's gonna talk and.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So Berenith and I go. A woman. I was like,
sit down, lady, a girly.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Speaking at the like lectern or whatever it's called. Like,
catch what she's yell? Did you catch what she's of
course I did. She says she won't apologize if the
Holy Ghost gets a hold of her, and Jackson's like,
what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
My favorite when she went, the devil will come for
your marriage, the devil will come for your happiness. She's yelling,
the devil will come for your job, and Everyone's like yes.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And I was like, yes, you are standing like she
is giving a like political rally type of seat about
the devil coming. And people are standing up there walking
around the church. That's crazy business.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
They're like in the aisle, sit in your pew, please
sit in your pew. I don't know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Like we have as signed seats here, what are you
doing getting up like? This is when Jackson's like, wow,
this is very interactive, and I said, not describe it.
I was like again I seen the previews and I
was like, my guy, it is about to get a
whole lot worse.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
It is going to get worse again. I hate it.
I'm on Jackson.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Jackson church is the only time I'm like, no, you're right,
you are right.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's like looking at a mirror.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Honestly, the panic because he's like taking it all in.
He's like looking at every place and he's like, what's
going on. I also, Britney can't. Britney can't like defend
any of this because this is her church. She's like, no,
it just be, just please be.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It does kind of surprise me that this is Britney's
family's church. I don't know why. But I didn't know
black them.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just Cherry's. And she's just been going to this for
four years. Ever since Brittany left La, Cherry's been coming here.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So I wonder if Cherry fell into something.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yes, I wonder if like the kids and like, because
remember the dad was like a youth pastor or something,
and so like, I wonder if they went to a
different church growing up, and so then Cherry went to
that church.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, because the whole family is here, So I was like,
is this all their churches?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But it's just it's just Sherry's and it's a recent joint.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
No one else seemed taken aback by this, though, Yeah,
because I wonder if people have gotten with Sherry and
then we're like, not my cup of tea, but now
we know, do you actually?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I wonder if this would be different every time though,
this is choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And I also wonder if the cameras being there, like
people more empowered to show life choices. Yeah, how interactive
they wanted to be.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
To show that the holy ghosts got ahold.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Of upon them. Let's yeah, I bet people were like
so proud of themselves.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
You know. I gotta say I've because I've seen these videos.
I've seen the church videos where the holy ghost is
within you.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I've seen people do this with my own eyes.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
But I've always said it's almost like when you watch
a hypnotist, you know, and you're like, that doesn't seem real.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
There are some ones, especially that are very obvious where
you're like you are protecting, like you're making this up.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah right, the lollegost has never gotten hold of me.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Then you could convince me after going to like religious
school for thirteen years that appoint zero zero one percent
of person could have something come over them.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Okay, not not.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like this.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Has never met me. We've never been close to each other.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
These people are speaking in tongues and challenges and that
they like they need to like be slapped like they are.
They are erratic in mind, that is the word. I believe.
They are again in the aisles at the front of
like of the altar. They're like like that guy show,
it's a show that kid speaks in shocks. Jackson has
(16:01):
never seen anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Different men. Jackson is like where the death and what
is happening is the evil is leaving that person's body
supposedly because the Holy ghost is entering it. So there
it's almost like an exorcism if you so that Jack
staring at the kid was so funny. But then there
(16:22):
were people up in the front who were also like yelling.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
They're like singing, and like people are cheating, like everybody's
doing choose your own chanting.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's a choose your own adventure.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
There's the problem is even if you choose your own adventure,
other people's adventures are happening near you. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
But there's no like seeing a We're all not only
singing the same song or like reading a Bible passage together.
Like there's like some music being played. Some people are
like chanting the songs. Some people are singing the songs.
Some people are like going around clapping like it is
there's I'm overstimulated and I wasn't even in that church
(17:03):
that day.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Is that it was so listen and again I'm not
yucking anyone's yum.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
If this is how right, I'm gonna yu on speaking
in tongues, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is how you worship, do it, do it, girl. However,
I'll never You'll never catch me at a non denominational church.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, I'm I'm not gonna like, dap you up to
me like that was amazing post church, like wow, I'm
jud I'm like, do we need a goal and ambulance.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
That that one guy was crying, Like I said, I've
seen this on TV and just thought it was fucking fake.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It is. I've seen it in person, and I'm like,
I don't believe you again.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think it's because everyone I've ever gone to church
with and I went, if you will religiously for a
very long time, because my parents made me. The Holy
Ghost has never met my church. My congregation has never
met the Holy Ghost like.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
This, I was gonna say, it has never entered somebody
and exercised the devil, not the like that's just the
Holy Spirit. So like in theory, the Holy Spirit is
at every at least Catholic church, like he's there, but he's.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Not with this, not within me, He's not like he's
he's yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Cal Church breaking into my body and.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
The Holy Ghost here got got inspired by that woman
saying the devil will enter all these areas, and the
Holy Ghost said, not if I do it first, bitch,
And he entered that guy's body and they came out
in tons. It was crazy. It was watching an exorcist.
In the Catholic church, we call this an exorcism.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, I mean I've had people react, God, I can't
remember what it's called right now, where they put the
you griss out on the table and you can like
sit there and pray with it like out Like a
lot of churches will do this in the evenings. Okay,
So I've had people like have big reactions where they'll
be like sobbing and praying and stuff, like because they're
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having a moment, right sure, yeah, so like they're louder
than normal. But and then I've had because I went
to like I went to Catholic camps growing up and stuff,
and people would do this and it was like it
was for show, it was for attention. So I just
don't believe this.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I just can't it really.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Everybody else's moment in my opinion, like you are drawing
so much attention in need that like it's really hard
to focus. Like even if Jack's wanted to pray, he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Sure At the same time, though, if I'm just sitting
at I'm thinking when I was a kid. If I'm
just sitting in the pew and someone starts doing this,
I'm like, hell yeah, brother, let me watch.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But if you've never seen it happen, you're like, what
that's true?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
This is just like like what oh?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
And this person is right in front of him and
he's like are they Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was this kid was? I hope he's okay, but why.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Jax isn't okay. Jaxon is like, I'm gonna stick through
it for Brittany, even though I'm very uncomfortable. And I
was like, yeah, you don't have an out. You until
you start laughing, you don't have an out.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
But it's just the holy ghost within Jack's is the
laugh That's how it comes out.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, we get back to the property and Jackson Mamma
sit down to talk and Mamma is like, yep, we
are going to have some work tomorrow. We're going to
clean out the barn and Jack's Jaxon is ready to
get back to work. I think I think he would
do anything.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
The tongues and he went, I'll out work. It's okay,
manual labor.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, He's like, I'll do anything but go to church
again and ma'amma asks what he thought of church, and
when he started listening, he said it was really hard
to hear because people were having seizures in front of
him and not you're not off there. And Mama doesn't
care where or how he goes to church, but she
does say, you know, everybody will die in either you
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go to heaven or the other place. I don't like,
just say how.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Say hell, mamma. It's a we were taught that. It's
though it's an evil place, it's not a bad word
because it's a location. He talks very real.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
At the Yeah, if you're talking about this specific place
like I hated when you.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Went, like you can go to heaven or h double
double six, Oh my god, the location is hell and
and put the fear of God in you with that.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
One's the thing. Come on, I don't don't like.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Mamma, you're at a thousand years old. Just say the
location of.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Hes to say hell? Like, come on, my capital is.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It in your writing? It's okay?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Then well, Jack thinks he's gonna go to heaven, but
I mean just barely, because he says he's gonna have
to bribe whoever's at the door but he definitely knows
not with cocktails, because he's a terrible bartender.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I'm told you he can't even do his job perfect. Yeah.
He he loves to spend money to get his way.
I'm telling I'm clacking this man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
This actually, I feel like tells me so much about
how Jacks thinks because he's like, mean, I can bribe
my way into heaven. I'm like, do you not understand
the concept of heaven?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Life gets a lot easier when you probably know you're
going to the other place. Just you just live a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
He doesn't think he is.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I know, that's the worst part.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
He should just he thinks he's good enough to at
least be waiting in the line and then to like bribe, say,
in the last little.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Bit, if Jax gets in, I have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I don't want to be there. If Jackson is there.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's actually hell, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's exactly what the Good Place show was. If he
Jason's going to get there and he thinks he's gonna
it's a good way.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
This is the bad place. You and I are with Jackson.
We're looking around and we're like, this is the bad
the bad place.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
That would be a media indicator you would not be
able to pull over on me. And I'm sitting in
a room with Jack's.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, we see him immediately they try and do the
experiment on us and we look and we go, oh,
Jack says, here, this is the bad place. Show's over.
Season one ended there.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Jary is out my brain at all. Because I come
to again and I see him, it'll be the exact.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Same Jacks away and then you could try again.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
But yeah, if we see him, we know seriously. Well,
Mamma is religious and she says that it was expected
for them to go to church even two to three
times a week, and Jaxon is like, that's that's a lot,
like what.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And he just can't do all of that. No, I'm
with them all.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He basically it sounds like like did a lot of
religious experiences up until like sixteen years of age, and then.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Like he got confirmed and then was like I'm done.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
He was. Yeah, He's like, listen, I can live my
own life. I'm done here, which no shame, I lost
the same path. Yeah, but hey, don't worry because Sherry
said the sins are gonna find him and she'll pray
for Jacks.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm Sherry.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
She's right on that the sins will find him and
they have over the years.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, I mean there's there's literal proof. It's on TV.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
There's a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I love the Church episode that was me too.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's the next day. It's day seven in Kentucky, which
is like so sad. Jacks is like only halfway through
this and we're at like a family friend's farm and
everyone is gonna go hunting. All the boys are and
they're all in their Caimo gear and this is when
Jacks gets sprayed down with deer piss and Jackson is
just having funny.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
I love Jack's being sprayed down with deer piss, mostly
because they didn't tell him what it was first.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I do love that. I think it's Austin Brittany's younger
brothers just like spraying in with a bottle and Jackson's like,
what is this?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Because they gotta go hunt coyotes, they gotta smell like
deer piss. Oh my god, I never hunted, but I
assume this is what I was invited once on a
date to meet the family while hunting squirrels. I talk
about it all the time. It was the weirdest thing
that's ever happened to me, and I said no, Well,
(25:13):
Jeff's got.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
To say yes, because again, well what I have been
sprayed with. I don't think you. I don't think Jack
needed to be strayed with this.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think they just like fucking with him, which is
all correct. Don hates this man.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
While they're hunting, Brittany is at lunch with Sherry and Mamma,
and again we get ourselves some beer cheese dip. Don't
you worry because large cheese.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hell yeah, I think beer cheese is more a Kentucky
thing or a Wisconsin thing. I've always associated it with
Wisconsin because Wisconsin is known for their beer and their cheese. Yeah,
you just put it together. I just wasn't aware of
the Kentucky delicacies. But color you know what, color me uncultured?
I'm learning slowly.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Who knew?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You want to know?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thank God for this show. We're learning about the state
of Kentucky and they're they're delicate delicatessies. Well, Brittany is
chuckling a little bit at this lunch because she knows
Jack' is gonna have to tell her dad that he
can't shoot a gun because of his incident in Hawaii.
And for those who don't know what season was, it
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season like four or five and four. Jacks and the
rest of the Vanner Pump Rules gang go to Hawaii
for a cast trip and Jack steals a pair of sunglasses,
gets arrested on the last day of the trip after
all trying to go home, and it's a big scramble
to get that man out of jail. So they all
go home for a concert they were seeing in la
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and Jack's had to fly back to Hawaii for a
day to go to the court hearing and is on
probation currently, so he is not allowed to handle guns.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Remember when I said there was one point in this
show that made me cackle. It was Brittany going he
can't shoot a gun because he was a rest in
a waife for stealing sunglasses. That is the funniest sentence
that has ever been said. It was so good, Like,
that's so classic.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I know. I remember Jack's having one other thing that
he couldn't do because he was on probation, and that
was punch.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
James came in the face.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, the union, but like, wow, I didn't realize Jack's
really had to feel consequences of his actions twice.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
It really affected his life. His life. He's sitting in
deer piss for nothing.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
It was that was just so funny that that is
the reason it's it's pathetic because Jack stole sunglasses and
it basically owed his life. Yeah, it was all.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I didn't ruin his life.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
It did not all anyone talked about. It absolutely ruined
his life. He had live back to Hawaii. It was
this big thing. Like you said, he couldn't punch James
in the face, and that's all he wanted to do.
And I love that. It's over sunglasses he could have
just bought.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
He could have by the way he stole. They were
sunglasses for Brittany, like Brittany was wearing.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yes, yeah, better, just even better. The lore of this
show is amazing. Was the funniest thing that's ever been
said on a on a TV show. It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Well, we go back to hunting with the guys and
Dad tells Jack's that he should take a practice shot
and Jess's like, oh no, you guys go first. I'm good.
And He's like, wait, why won't you take take this gun?
And Jackson's like, well, I got some trouble and they're like,
what did you do? Like did you kill a man?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like this is so embarrassing, Yeah, because Dad's like, you
did something like really good where you like, you know,
one of your elements of probation is no gun, Like
you do something crazy punch James Kunny in the face
and he's like, no, I couldn't even do that because this.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Was before Yeah, and he's like, oh, no, I like
stole some sun gun uses, which jack says is like
the least mainly thing to say to these Kentucky men
to like and like not be able to shoot a
gun in Kentucky. He's like, no, then a loser.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So embarrassing. And you know what the thing is, he
couldn't even do it secretly because cameras are rolling.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
That you know, Jackson would have just sucked it up
or like would have just handled the gun if the
cameras aren't here.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The funniest, the funniest thing, this was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
God, we didn't have this show film like a year later,
after like season six, because then he wouldn't have been
on probation. We wouldn't have gotten this moment. Like this
was timed perfectly at where Jackson was at in his life.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, this the producers knew. The producers went would Jack's
they got for his legal fees, you guys want to
do an extra show, and they were like, yeah, we're
actually pretty broke because Jack said not only pay for
legal fees, but also fly himself back to Hawaii, which
we know is.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
He just dumped all of his money for the IVF kid.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
That too, So they need this show, and the producers
gave it to him, and they were like, we're about
to get the worst part of Jacks. Because he's on probation.
He actually can't travel out of the country. He can
only go to Kentucky really, so because he's on probation.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So back at lunch me Almos says that if Pap
Paul were here, Jacks would have been whipped. Yeah. Yeah,
Pap Paul would have whipped Jack's ass right there. And
I'm like, damn that consequences of the actions it well.
Back on the property, Jacks will not stop talking. And
noither of us have been hunting, but I think we
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both know this that you need to be quiet.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
We never have been hunting, but I have been fishing,
and I've been told by my dad on multiple occasions
to shut the fuck up while fishing, so I and
the fish can't hear me, So I assume I'm just
assuming that they.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Don't know you're there. And Jax's like me, me me, me, me,
me me me me me me me me me.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Jackson's clearly never been hunting before.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, basically they aren't able to get anything because of this.
I really doubt they were gonna get anything no matter what.
But Dad also tells Jax to stand up and watch
this one guy shoot something, and it's like, put on
your headphones. Yeah, and they just like blow something up.
I was like, wow, fascinating.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Boys are boys are weird?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
And Dad's like, did you feel that in your chest?
It didn't like come across the screen because I was like,
I don't understand how big this little blast was. I
don't get the impact. Jax doesn't react like, I'm like,
all right.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, it seemed to lackluster. But when you call it
when you kill a coyote, he call me, let.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Me don't bring Jacks is what we know. He can't
hand a little gun and he won't shut the hell up.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
He can't shoot a gun legally.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah. Well, back at lunch, Sherry shares that Jacks thinks
Britney is depressed and has lost her sparkle.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Sherry outed him and his second Jack said, Cherry, don't
tell Brittany. I said it, and Cherry said, I didn't
hear you, and she let Britney know.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm glad she let Brittany know. I actually thought she
was going to keep this a secret.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I did too, but maybe when Don said really stuck
with her people, John got through. Well.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Brittany says that that is just too far because she's
just homesick and she just needs her mom and some
beer cheese and that's it. Come on, so don't you
worry everybody. She got her beer cheese because they did
start me. I'm ons beer cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
She's less depressed when she's beer cheese. I get it,
so am I if you've never eaten beer cheese, it's
just melted cheese with beer, and tell me you wouldn't
be happy eating that, right, It's like you know, you
do your your food happy dance. You do it with
a pretzel or something. It's very good. So I've never had,
like I said, Kentucky beer cheese. But I have had
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Wisconsin beer cheese, and I feel everyone gets two percent
happier at every beer cheese bite. It's just science.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
What you would say is it would bring Britney sparkle back.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, and look, she's so happy after lunch. She's so happy.
She had her beer cheese.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Very very good points.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
And if she was underweight, if she was underweighting back
in the day, she wasn't eating beer cheese, so she
was probably more depressed. Yeah, so now she's she's got
a little some something and she's like, hey, add on
the beer cheese. Jax loves it when I have a
little extra, and so she's like eating the beer cheese.
She's happy. Everyone's better off with beer cheese.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Well, back on the property, Dad is confirming that he
talked to Britney and tells Jax that like, Brittany's positive,
she's fine. She is homesick, but she's fine, and Jason's like,
I don't know, like Dad just knows. Jackson is trying
to use all of this conversation to get out of
the commitment of being with Sinny and jes Jack, I
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don't really trust you. I'm going to talk to Brittany myself.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Jack says, I've known Brittany for a year and a half.
You've known Brittany twenty seven years. Who I know who
really knows Brittany. It's me because I've been with her.
I've lived with her. I brought her to LA. You
might have raised her and talked to her all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I spread rumors about her. Well, that's the other thing
he couldn't provide for her.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
It couldn't be Jack's who makes her depressed, who is
constantly yelling at her and making fun of her and
spreading rumors about her. It could never be him. It
makes no depress.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
What was it that Kara said, I think last episode
during the IVF fundraiser, that like Jacks puts her down
all the time, And he was like.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
No, I don't cut to all the times. Cherry even
saw him put her down multiple times.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
But it's okay because we went to church after so
it doesn't really count.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The sins were resolved. Yeah, yeah, you know, we're good.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
So that's our plan, is just it's Jackson. Brittany will
talk later, but instead of actually talking and resolving this,
we're gonna go out tonight with some of Brittany's friends,
because of course the.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Single moms their back. They don't have to worry about
their kids tonight.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I don't know where they are hired. We're going out.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
We don't think it's the dad's. We don't think the
dads stepped up.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
We don't know. We're not gonna get we.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Can't on this podcast. We never assume.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
We're not going to assume for the benefit of the
doubt of men.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
No, you're ever Yeah, it's definitely a babysitter not happening
or their moms.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Very good point, very good point. We're in town. Brittany
is so excited. She feels like she's back at home
because she knows the bouncers. As she's entering this bar.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
That guess what kind of bar Brittany's at. She knows
the bouncer.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
She just was a frequent well she hasn't lived here
like two three years.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's like that's true, she just left.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's not that like this is
a small town, there's not that much turnals.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
True, then the people there's not that much turnover.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But Brittany is really excited because she's gonna introduce Jacksonto
like to having the fish bowl, which is the drink
of this bar, and it's just basically a Long Island
iced tea which is just pure jet fuel of alcohol,
which I was like, yeah, I know, my stomach hurts
just but it.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Comes with a toy shark.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
That yescause.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Sometimes it didn't look like they had it here, but
sometimes they had grenadine, so that looks naughty, but they
didn't do it here. It was just a clear blue
fish bowl.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
No injuries, no injuries yet.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
And there were a ton of straws. I didn't know
if Jack's wanted to share the fish bowl or wanted
did not share the fish bowl because he straws. He's like,
there's a lot of straws. And he kept telling people.
He's like, we got a ton of straws. But I
didn't know if he was saying, don't drink those straws
or I don't wanna. Yeah, it was hard to read.
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I didn't know Jacks likes alcohol, but like not this
likes alcohol. Hates Brittany's friends. It's a good time tonight.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, but don't worry. They're like, hey, how is church
And he's like, oh my god, those demon children.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
And they're they get mad immediately. Don't call children demons.
Don't say that about kid. And I went this town
loves the kid. I said that last episode with the IVF,
This town loves kids.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
They love my Well, Kara and Jackson like, go to
the bathroom, and so that gives Brittany a minute to
talk to one of the other friends that was at
the Bottles night of Moms on the Town single Moms
on the Town. Yeah, and that friend tells Brittany that
Jacks told them that she is losing her spark and
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Brittany's like, what.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
My mom the same thing.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
This is crazy, but no worries. We're not going to
talk about it because we got to take a shot.
So they shot.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
They did their sorority chance, their old chance. That chant
takes me back every time.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I could never hear this again in my life, and
I'd be better off.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
No, this is terrifying. This is again when when the
door's open to the sorority house and everyone's yelling the
same song as you who terrifying.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Well, as if the night couldn't get any better, Berney's
ex walks in and.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Her hot Ex Hot hot X.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
She was living with when she went to Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Didn't know that didn't know that met Jacks. I didn't
know that was I didn't know she was living with him.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Me neither. I'm like, this is.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
She's living in sin.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
She almost became a mom narrowly escape.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Thank God for Jack's the savior. Am I right? So
she is that she was living with this guy. She goes, yes,
they were in a bad place from what it sounds like.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Well, what she said is she met this guy when
she was twenty years old working at Hooters, and then
they dated and it sounds like they moved in together.
Brittany goes out to Las Vegas with some of her girlfriends.
I know Kara was there, and they see I think
it was some of the girls on vander Pump Rolls
and Katie is one of the old Brittany like, oh,
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we know a guy who would love to meet you.
And they introduced Brittany to.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Jack, which is crazy because how first of all, those
friends are bad friends that introduce you to Jack's Second,
how do you know the kind Jacks will bang anyone
that breathed? How why are you like you're the type
of girl the only thing that would step Britney apart
is if she went I love feet and stuff and
he went, I know the guy for you. But any
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girl you could have said that to, because Jack's fucks
anything that breathes.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I think she is gorgeous. I think it's probably her
very bubbly, outgoing personality probably wasn't annoying because I bet,
I bet fans are kind of annoying in their face.
But Brittany seems like the type to just want to
have fun and kind of be yourself no matter what,
even if she was excited to see them or.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, but Jackson's type isn't bobbly. We've seen him date Stacy,
who is somebody's.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Just like having fun in Vegas for the weekend. Like
that's better than like somebodyho's like fan girling.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Maybe they were like, we're just trying to set him.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Up, your chill, your fun. Yeah. I think it was
a short term thing.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
And and then he said, moved to Vegas and she
said okay. And then he woke up the next day
and went, wait, what, well, moved moved to La whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, I don't I don't know. But like Brittany then
goes back from this trip and is like, hey, we're done.
She said they weren't in a great place, but like
you just meet a guy in VEGASUS and is like,
that's crazy, We're done here.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
No one's safe. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
So I wonder if she was willing just to move
across the country to like go down a place to
Lin who is into his little studio, because like she
broke up with her boyfriend for this guy, Like moving
across the country isn't like that crazy at that point.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, and then he probably said get out of the
apartment and she said, well, I'm not going to go
back to the farm. So it looks like we're.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Going to La, packing up our shit move to La.
I guess it is wild.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
But yeah, this man's hot. I don't know what they're
arguing about, but he seems and he's tall.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Me.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, he's tall. He's hot. He's tall, and he intimidates
the fuck out of Jacks.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yes, she's like a little ache to win. He's like,
I think it's just because I'm drinking. I'm like, it's not,
you're a little bitch.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Like Also, what is he jealous about?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
I never understand this, Like if if Britty was still
openly communicating with their acts or like I don't know,
maybe but or like if Jax wasn't there and Brittany
was hanging out with her ax, they lived in this town.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I get it because like there's a proximity hanging.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Out together with the jealous that Brittany's time is being
spent with her ex. Yeah, I get that. She literally
you were in the bathroom, you came back and she
was like, my ex is here. I'm just gonna go
chat with him really quick. And he's like, now I'm
jealous of what. I know. She's going home with you, You're
staying on her family farm. She can't ditch you. She'll
come back with.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Like the likelihood that she would give up her life
with you. You guys lived together, you're on TV together.
What's she going to move back to Kentucky now?
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, Also, this whole interaction is being filmed. She's not
gonna like cheat on you or anything like, you're enjoy
your fish bowl and calm down. She's not even sharing
the fish bowl with her ex. There's nothing to be
jealous of.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Well, I guess the biggest thing is that Aaron pulls
Brittany for a chat and.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
We hear your chat island as we're.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like going our way outside to have a kind of
a private chat. That yeah, they had they had a
good relationship, but they had explosive fights. I guess, so
as long as they weren't fighting, I guess it was good.
But that still doesn't seem great to me.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
I mean, that's that's her and Jackson's relationship. If they
weren't fighting, that's every relationship. If we didn't fight, it
would have been awesome. Yeah, okay, but sure.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
I find a lot of those details about like chicks,
Brittany returning from Las Vegas being like we're y and
immediately jumping into the relationship with Jacks, which like is
a little scary. But anyways, they just chat and like
they're both good and Jax walks out at one point
and he's like, I don't want to make anything weird,
and like I just like I want to make sure
we're good, or like, I don't want to make this weird.
(43:44):
Meanwhile he's making it weird.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
The ex is literally like we're good, okay, and Jackson's like,
can I get you a drink? Looks at Brittany, Can
I get him a drink? He's like, Okay, this ex
is like.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
It's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Like every X is like, don't be jealous of me
getting him a drink? No one we good dude, it
was like one award, Brittany's new boyfriend is spending money
on me. That's that's dope. That's the time.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
And while Jack's getting the drink. Then in the confessional,
he like compares the situation to season one of Vanner
Pump Roles when Jackson and Stossi were breaking up because
Jack's impregnated a stripper and chose she chose Frank this
other guy over Jack's and he's basically says that this
situation is like that that, like no sarn Is Jacks
(44:39):
of season one and Brittany chose Jacks this time, like.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Well it's no, it's You're not the Frank in this situation,
my guy. No, this is so calm compared to that.
This is yes, if I remember correctly, for that situation
to be the same, Brittany's X would have to throw
and to kill Jacks. But we're not.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
We're very chim let alone, Aaron, the X didn't impregnate
anybody and how to get an abortion, like and it
just Brittany didn't leave the relationship.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Brittany didn't tell the ex he wasn't invited and to leave.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Oh to the birthday party.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
A stasi had said leave and like Jax, came uninvited,
which caused the drama. This man shows up at the
local joint where we all know the bouncer to get
a fish bowl and Brittany just happens to be there
and he says, can I talk to you? And Jackson
is like, this man's about to throw his chunky sweater
and fight me.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
No he's not, sleep, No he's not.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
We're good. This man seems like he has the emotional
intelligence of the actual age he is in, unlike you,
sir the fuck honestly.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
And what's crazy is Jackson's freaking out over five minutes
with Bernie's ex and meanwhile Brittany's like, jack doesn't realize
that all I do is hang out with like Jack's
exes in LA.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
And I was like, gagged me, Holy fuck.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I always forget about that. Because they go through a
little video clip where we've got was that was her name? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Who that is?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
It's like, yeah, I think he dated Rachel. And then
he dated Stacy Saucy and they all hang out, and
then he fucked Kristen. Let's just also get that, like
how they.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Put on the other two. It's like ex girlfriend and
then on christ and it's like X. It's like, hey,
don't forget that they bang twice.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
They did, and now we're all still hanging out together.
He probably kissed Sheena at some point. I mean like, and.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Let's remember he was flirting with La La as Brittany's
driving across the country.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, this dude, and all Brittany has
done is befriend his exes. Yeah, which is terrible in
it's own right.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
That's but also like you move your whole entire life
to La after meeting this guy in Las Vegas, Like
you kind of just have to accept whatever life is
at that point.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah, and then for two weeks, while you're in her hometown,
you can run into her ex for a fucking minute
and a half. Yeah, you don't have to fucking freak out.
It's so we don't.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Worry, because we're gonna get a shot for everybody, because
like we're not going to make this weird where I'm
just going to keep pumping people with alcohol to like
make it less weird.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
That is extra funny. If I was the ex, I'd
be like, this is the funniest thing. I hope Britney's
I hope Brittany's boyfriend always comes to town buy me shots.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
My guy me too. Well, they separate and Jack asks
Brittany is she sure that she doesn't want to be
with Aaron?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
And she's like, that is so weird. She's like, that
is so weird. That is so I can't comprehend this man.
Sometimes I'm so teem Jax and sometimes I don't even
know what galaxy he lives in, Like that is so weird.
Are you sure you want to be with your ex?
Do you have talked to for the first time in
(47:55):
two years at this bar and you spent five seconds
with him? And I interrupted those fives seconds? Are you
sure that's not love of your life?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And to be honest, we need to do this because
we're filming a TV show, so we need a little drama.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
There's not did anyone watch this and go ooh? Is
she gonna say? Yes?
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yeah? There was no like oh wow. There's like googly
eyes across the bar to each other. It's like She's just.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Like, hey, how Rinnie didn't even Brittany didn't even take
a second to breathe. When she was asked, do you
want to hange? Do you want to go back to
your act? She didn't even think about it. She went, no,
it's so weird. Whatever, it's so weird. But Brittie's like,
you know what, since you're being so fucking weird, let
me bring up our actual problems. And she brings up
that Jax keeps dropping.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
That are making comments about how she's depressed, and she
says she is happy. She wouldn't be that far away
from her family if she wasn't happy, And all Brittany
continues to do is just be like I'm happy. I'm happy,
and Jackson's like, you are you aren't.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Brittany literally saying I am happy with my life and
jack saying I don't think you are was in insane,
not him ask lighting her.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
In the different times. I feel like they both went
back and forth and she was like, no, I'm happy
and he's like, I don't think you are. And I
don't know, honey, I wouldn't be that far away from
my family, but you are. But I promised, like I
am happy you are?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, it's not even She's like, I'm not even trapped
in a relationship with you, Like I have my family
I would love to come back to because I miss them, dear. Yeah,
so I'm with you because I'm happy with you, and
he goes, I know not, Ah, you're not. It was
so what is this argument? This was so weird and
he's not giving her any She's like, here are my
(49:35):
points as to why I'm happy with you, and he's like, lies,
all of them lies.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
What it's not like she's like sobbing me, like yeah,
I'm happy, I promise you know, and it's like, you're
clearly not happy.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
She's happy, looking him in the face and saying I
am happy.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
She's surrounding by her single mom gang, hanging out with
her friends right now. She's thrilled, but also she's like,
I just miss my people. That's it.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Also, what would he have done If she's like, you're right,
I'm not happy, then then what do we do?
Speaker 2 (50:07):
What he would have done? He would have been like, see,
I knew you wanted Aaron, I knew you missed your ex.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Been gobsmacked? What flabbergast did I What is to do.
Then at one point I would have been Brittany. I
would have looked at him and been like, well, I'm
not happy right now that you keep saying this about me.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Now what he's looking for a way out, Let's be honest.
But that's what he He just.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Doesn't he doesn't want to marry her, but he wants
to date her.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
Good point, this is making any worse. Well, we do
have two more episodes left, so next time on Jackson
and Brittany take Kentucky. We write some four wheelers. Jacks
tells Mamma that she that Brittany's put on some weight
and and Mamma says, like, so has Jack's.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
And that feels so degraded. Ye, sorry, yeah, and Brittany
feels degraded. Part the Mamma saying something.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
That yes, Brittany's just so over this and Jack cellsers
just stop crying because she's so upset, and Dad is
on board with Jax Taylor like it's like, can I
don't know what's happening with this family because I'm like
Jack Sailor is so obviously horrible, but Dad is like
getting on board, but also like, are we not seeing
(51:20):
how Brittany's being treated.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
This is so weird. This would never happen in my household.
That's why I can't comprehend it. Okay, so I again,
this is gonna be a quick little update. So I
tried to look into Don. This man does not want
to be found. Even if you look up Brittany cart
Right's family dad, it.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Just a heartwright like design business that I saw with
West last episode.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
At one point, if you look up like Brittany cart
Wright's dad, it just says her father is in her
life or is a part of the family. And I
was like, damn, I hope. So so basically I found
Don's Facebook though. That's how creepy I got. Don went
to the universe of Kentucky. He still lives in Kentucky.
He likes to bike ride, and his birthdays June twenty first,
(52:07):
and that's all I got on' done. So it's recent,
evy recent birthday. I didn't see how old he turned,
but he did thank everyone for birthday wishes.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh you like got access?
Speaker 1 (52:19):
No, no, no, there's just a few. That was the
most recent post and the next one was him bike
riding in twenty twenty four. So that's all I got
I'm done. If you find anything, let me know. He
was hard to track down this man.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
I'm just curious if that Cartwright Designs business is still open.
That's my only thing. I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Think it is West cart Right. You can't really find.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Their business is Cartwright Designs, And it seems like it is.
I mean on Google Maps it looks like it is, but.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
It's there's a Facebook page. People do not have dialogued,
so it makes.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
It it looks like they just basically make signs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah. I made some Halloween signs, some raccoon signs. Yeah, Okay,
I think we're fine. I think I think we don't
need to go too deep into it. But yeah, so
that's Don. We'll send it on fine. That is Don
for you. Happy birthday Don. Anyway, Okay, so do all
(53:21):
the things I said at the beginning of the episode.
I mentioned a bunch of things you should check out.
They're all in our description. And yeah, stick around. We're
gonna do the last two episodes and then I can
get my sanity back.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Thanks for joining. Bye.
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