Summer House Season 9: Episode 10

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So first, let's dig it off.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh no, no, no, true, you'll never guess, so sidebar yes.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
And also I feel.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Like I shouldn't have to remember everything I know. Actually
I have to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Three two one, Hi everyone. Hey, I'm Alicia and I'm Meredith.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
And this is also podcast Summer House Editions, Season nine,
episode ten. We've made it ten episodes in. We did
more than one day this time, so we're at least
making some sort of progress.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
We're increasing the number of hours that every episode.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I feel like I have mixed emotions with almost everyone
in this episode.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I do agree because like, I hate people for certain reasons,
but I love people for other reasons. And I'm we
always say this cast like we don't truly hate any
of them, and that's what's enjoyable. But it's some things
are arking me about some people, but I love them
for other reasons.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It was like one scene I'd be like oh, and
then the next thing I'd be like, thank god they're here.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I mainly had that with Jesse because there was a
lot of like ups and downs with Jesse this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh, I had it.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
With the gals An and Jesse and and a little
bit of like Carl, Yeah, I just had it with everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
But we'll get into you'll know my opinions soon enough.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Before we get into the episode.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
We have an Instagram, a TikTok, and YouTube, a Patreon,
all available for you to check out.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Meredith works incredibly hard on all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't so all of the stuff you see is
not me because my.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Friends don't see. If it's not my face, that's the
only time it's not me.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, literally, I'm like, if you.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
See someone else's face that's obviously not me.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's the only time.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
If it's my face, that's the only video I've made.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I just need you to start recording them and I
will literally edit them. I literally chuckle in my own
little apartment making all these little adits.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm I got depressed because I made a everyone go
look at my Love Island video. It got flagged and
I was like, I don't even care a meritag. I know.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I tried so hard to like fix it too.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I don't know what's wrong. I got a post part two.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I got a post part two, but we all know
my niche is just complaining about shit.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
There just hasn't been anything.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I need more of it because I'm just giggling and
kicking my feet over here on my own shit that
I want to hear yours where.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'll I'll be better.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
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Some more give them, we will now read them.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
And yeah, so Meredith, before we get into the episode,
we do have to hit on something. We have a
comment from last week's episode on our Patreon from a
five dollar patron, which is something we offer. So we're
gonna start with Lindsay R. So Lindsay R says about
like last week, and then we'll move on to this weeks.

(03:07):
Jesse says a lot of negative things about Lexi on camera.
She's ditzy, she's jealous, she's not meeting my parents, she's
checking my followers. Based on what Lexi has said, it
sounds like he is laying it on Thick when they're alone.
I don't like them together, but I feel for Lexi
a bit. I didn't feel for Lexi really until this episode.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
And then I was like, no, yeah, it's I got there.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I felt for her with the like toe suck and
all of that, and like that incident of like, wow,
he's he's making it like, oh, Jesse's or a Lexi's jealous,
Like that's the problem, not what I'm doing. Yeah, so
I feel for her, like and how they're moving. But
I one hundred percent agree with you, said Lindsay said
this right, Yeah, that I don't like them as a couple.

(03:51):
But the longer this goes on, I'm like, Jesse, you suck.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
They're definitely broken up now because there have been some
social media.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I've been meaning to tell you this that I saw
I think on Reddit that someone who listens to Lexi's podcast,
we don't.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Lexis the podcast?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Did you not listen to my timeline? Of course, let's
see Lexie as a podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I zoned that out.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I was like, yeah, everyone has a podcast, including us.
It's literally too many I know anyway, but.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Lexie has a podcast. It started back up, like took
it to year break started back up here in January,
very timely because she's gonna be on the show, which like,
no shame in that, but ever since the start of
the show, all she does is rip on the show,
like and the people and the experiences, and she feels
like she needs to give her side, as if she's
not a cast member giving her side already. But like

(04:46):
it has been how the audience is going to react.
It's been like negative about the experience, and like every episode.
I mean, I read this like a few weeks ago,
so maybe it's changed, but I've seen that. And then also,
like you said, her social media, I mean, I love
her TikTok videos like Shade that Man like no other.
But I was kind of shocked to hear even before

(05:08):
the Jesse stuff started going south, she was talking negative.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
May I say she got cast what twenty twenty three,
twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Four on this show, because.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know if they do like a year before,
I don't know that's true, Like when she let's starting
in the pipeline beginning of twenty twenty four, she gets cast.
Nowhere in my right mind am I thinking that a
reality TV show is going to be like a good,
easy experience. It's gonna be tough. Yeah, you want any
fucking show. Do you know how many people have spoken
out and said the producers don't care, the like show sucks.

(05:43):
All the cast members are crazy. That's just how it is.
No one has a good experience on reality TV, but
it makes you money, so you just come back.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
True.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
True, It's one of those things do your research before
you join. I'm sorry, it's not gonna be a pleasant experience.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, it's not, but.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Especially your first season, I kind of feel like it's
be like a Surdy like fraternity type of thing, where
ye like the newbie on an established show. Yeah, it
is hard to break in and we like we said,
she didn't have Bailey, who was her Yeah, I get
a person in with her.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's rough, but I don't think she needs to tell
her side. I think no, the audience is pretty receptive.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
That's what thirty Union's for. I personally don't know the
weekly podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Leave your podcast at the door, I thank you. Anyway,
let's get into the episode. So previously on Summer House,
Carl hasn't had sex in a year since Lindsey, and
he of course brought that up when he saw her
pregnant ass, and Emerald gets laid every single weekend. Jesse

(06:51):
joined Emerald in Emerald's room during a threesome end quote got.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
His toe licked, which I there's no way he spent thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
So longer this goes on, and the more we talk
about the thirty seven minutes, it does become crazier and crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I said this from the time.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I was like, there's no way someone six sits on
a bed for thirty seven minutes and chats while at
three sum's happening.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Oh, they're about to film the reunion because Andy asked
for questions and I just can't wait for the shady
ask question that somebody on ex Twitter Blue Sky has
asked about this thirty seven No.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Truly, but he didn't tell Lexi about toegate. Page is
going on her Gigly squad tour and Craig is upset
about her being busy, and Page is confused.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So we immediately start.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
The episode, which this episode, for some reason, I just thought,
bring back the song.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I really missed it after this.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Sony said that because I just pulled the intro from
Pages first season and was like, Oh, that was so
fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
We gotta stop.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
The man the vase, and I was just think of
Page walking slowly on that beach with that like yeah,
flowing behind her.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I think of Kyle on the city bite.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yes, I'm in his suit. Oh, I love it.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm I'm looking at it just to satisfy.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh, send it all to me.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, But it is Saturday, August tenth, seven fifty nine pm.
We're at Kyle's DJ event on the anniversary of Carl's
brother's death.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
If you remember, I forgot, this is where we left off.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
This is exactly where we leave off. Page and Sierra
are talking. Sierra is giving Page some I don't want
to say, advice, but some like realism into her relationship
with Craig. Yeah, because Paige doesn't really know what to do.
Page feels guilty. She isn't more happy. She has wished
for everything she has. She manifested her apartment, she lives

(08:50):
in a boyfriend who's obsessed with her her career. So
why is she anxious when she has everything she wants?
And I literally wrote and screamed aloud, it's because your
boy friends making you choose between all those things. You
can't have them simuli, even.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
If the boyfriend wasn't like, situation wasn't there. I feel
like a lot of people experience this. I weirdly enough,
had therapy like the same day that this episode aired,
and was talking about how I'm feeling this with my friends,
Like I feel like I'm in such a great place
with my friends, but like I still feel overwhelmed, and
like like I can't even describe it. There's no like

(09:25):
real root cause of it outside of just being like
busy or just in your feels. But I feel like
this is so human to be overwhelmed with how much
you have going on, and it can be all happy
stuff mixed with some negative, but it just is too much.
You like don't know how to live your life.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Sometimes I agree, like she could just be overwhelmed, but
I think a big part is like Craig is putting
the pressure on her.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, he's saying, I think he's making it worse.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I think she would be feeling like this no matter what.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
But well, I think it would help if she had
the support of her boyfriend, right, but she doesn't. So yeah,
he's basically saying like, sure, you have your career that
you dreamed of, but it's costing you me And she's like,
why does it have to be easy?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
That's so true, Like she now instead of has like
being stressed, like a normal level of stress, being like,
oh my god, I'm going on this big tour this
is like what's going on?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Instead of like focusing on.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
That, she now has to worry about Craig's feelings and yeah,
like prioritize Craig's feelings about her tour rather than like
her nerves, her excited nerves, her like like traveling, stressful,
like all of that. Like she has to refocus on him.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, he's just like an extra little like gnat just
won't go away. It's ridiculous anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
But let's go back to partying.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
And listening to Kyle DJ and why not?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
But then we go out. We go to just a bar.
Lindsay orders her non alk beer, which I.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Love.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
When there's two things.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I love when they smoke SIGs and when one orders
a non elk those are the two things.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
As long as it's not a non elk lover boy,
i'man no.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
That I don't claws a non elk beer, say less.
So Lindsay and Kyle get a happy birthday sign because.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Their birthdays are basically like the same.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
And so here is Lindsay at the club with her
ex pregnant celebrating her thirty eighth birthday. And my favorite
was when the sign was there. Kyle and Lindsay were
like dancing with it, and Kyle rubs her belly and goes,
we're pregnant. We're so pregnant.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I mean they did say before the season even started,
everybody was like it really felt like we were all pregnant.
And I think, yeah, like Lindsay's pregnancy is really bringing
this group together, like we haven't seen this group only
age in a long time.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, Also, I've Lindsay and Kyle. Those two are the
same fucking person.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I thought about you with that, I was like, man,
they really are on.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
If there's ever an argument to make, like convince me
that astrology is real, it's that these two are probably the.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Same sign and they're literally the same person.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I never thought about that, that they are so similar
and their birthdays are back to back.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I don't even know if they're the same sign. Could
be cusped. I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
But that's true. We know nothing about astrology. But I
love when we have we talk about astrology, but we.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Know nothing so much.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
No literally or like we don't even know what their
sign is. I think there are cancer Like I'm a
cancer and I'm the end of June right when are aren't.
Oh no, they're in their August never mind, Why did
I think that they're in Well.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Does if you're end of June, doesn't that go into August?
I don't know when do Leo show up their summer too, Nisha.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
You're asking, you're asking a lot of questions. We don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
We still need to get our jokes read together. No,
literally anyway, like a real couple. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
So it's ten fifty two pm. Sierra and Paige A're like,
we're gonna go home, and Lindsay's like, me too. Thank
God for pregnant Lindsay. So they get back at eleven eleven,
Sierra and Paige have their bed covered in shit, and
it stressed me out. Remembers in COVID season stressed me out.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yes, I clocked even last weekend whenever Craig was in
town and Page and Craig were in a different room,
Sear's room was even more of a disaster.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's just a lot. No, it was terrible.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
And Lindsay calls Tanner. She's like, got caught in the
club tonight.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
This is poor Prig. Anyway. At eleven thirty eight, Amanda's back.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
She left alone Kyle said he's waiting for his friends
and he's not going home yet, which checks out eleven.
It's not even midnight. Kyle's not home yet.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Oh, this is wild.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
When she's like, Hi, I'm ready to go home, she's
with you, like she's physically saying like, let's go home.
It's like she stayed in until he stays out all night.
He can't even pick her when she's with him. No.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Never.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Sierra Page and Amanda FaceTime Lindsay from bed because it's
midnight now to wish her a happy birthday, which Lindsay
loves because she's also in bed, and they all agree
they love pregnant Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
They wish she could be pregnant forever.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
She's just a lot more chill, like she doesn't care
about the bullshit, yeah, only focusing on her family.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think she's chill, and I think other people have
softened Lindsay in their mind.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
That because usually, truly, if you really watch like Lindsay,
she doesn't usually care about other people or the bullshit
or people's feelings, which is how.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
She's living now.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Only now people are like, oh, we get why because
she's pregnant. Before it was like why don't you care
about it?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
It seems more selfish, I think on other people's part,
or like in other people's views.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
She's the same, She's always.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yes, and I think it's just it's perception. I also
think people are coming at Lindsay differently, like Lindsay will
not back down from a fight ever, and people are
just like not engaging Lindsay in fights too, So it's
just a different interaction constantly with everybody in Lindsay on
their part. On her part, I agreed love.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
So Amanda goes to bed and this is where Page
tells Sierra she's really anxious because Craig is going to
kill her for that conversation they had on camera at
Kyle's DJ event on the anniversary of Carl's brother's death,
like gonna kill her, and Sierra is like, he's probably
gonna hate me too, but Sierra doesn't give a shit.
So it is now officially Sunday, August eleventh, Happy Birthday, Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
One thirty one am.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
This suspicious car pulls up and at first I was like,
the fuck is happening, Alicia?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
There was breaking it, sketchy music.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I was like, I was getting stressed out I'm like,
what is going on because the music started well in
advance of the car.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Really, yes, I was like, security, there's a pregnant one
inside someone's safe.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I thought that later too, whenever it kind of felt
like someone who's breaking into the home.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I'm like, it felt like there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
It definitely felt like a scary movie this episode.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, truly, But then it's just Jesse and Lexi and
the way that they're like high, like in the car,
not in the car, arguing behind the car.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, this cracks me up when people know exactly where
the cameras are and like try to hide.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
But your mic is on, Like okay, So I don't.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Know because they don't wear mics when they go out
because they don't capture it. It's like the mics of
the outdoor cameras are picking them up. You just know
there was a camera guy sitting there like like putting
it louder and louder and like playing around with that.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
He texted the intern and was like, Hey, I need
you to take the like the outside noise down and
move the mic stuff to capture this. So I didn't know,
we didn't know what was happening. It was the most
confusing moment. But I wrote down the entire conversation, So
if you want me to dramatically read that really.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Quick, I love when you give me a dramatic reading. Okay, Okay,
I'll try and do two different voices. I don't know
how to do this.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, you just can't come up with anything that I
did besides the fucking toe shit. That's way less intense
than everything I saw tonight. I was holding West up.
I wasn't even flirting with him. You were hanging out
with him all night? No, I wasn't you know how
I am with that? And you know how I am?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I do? I love that about you?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
All right, let's go to bed, And I literally went
did they have a fight.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Also, like Jesse, I bet that they were, Like it
wasn't like a fight like a drag out like a
Friday fight that we used to see last summer, like
the Lindsay and Carl shit. But it seems like Jesse
is way more jealous than he's been leaning on on
camera in other ways, because he was like, you know
how I am? Sorry, You've never.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's weird that you know how I am. I've known
you for maybe thirty days.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I don't know anything about you.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Lexi's been up front that she like can get jealous,
and so like that's something to keeping in like mind,
is hey, like, don't try to egger on in that way,
like she can get jealous. But he has not been
telling us that. She's been very open about that.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, So then we find out on the way back
in the Uber, Jesse said to Lexi, by the way,
how were or how you were with Wes tonight was
way worse than how I was the weekend you were away.
And I was like, what a weird statement, because she's
doing something in front of you, whereas you did something
behind her back.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And didn't tell her about it.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
So even if she made out with Wes, she's doing
it in front of your face, it's less shady.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Well, and Lexi, like you said, wasn't there, so she
doesn't know the comparison. You can, Jesse, easily downplay what
you were doing in this comparison. You you didn't even
think you were flirting with like Sierra, but everybody who's
watching was.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
And Jesse thinks that Lexi was flirting with Wes. But
Lexi tells us that Wes was really drunk and she
was just like holding him up. And I could see
like when you're drunk, you know, you like lean on people,
you know, when you're comfortable, and you just.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Get more touchy feely like in other people's like Zones.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
And West and Lexi are now like this is Wes's
other homie, I guess because they lost Sierra. So he's like,
I guess this is who I got to lean on now.
I could see him just like talking to Lexi and
really like leaning on her, and she's like trying to
hold him up a little.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
And he's like, I bet trying to be better friends
with his friend's girl.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, you're welcome. We're six weeks into this, like summer.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
They have a rapport that, like I bet at a
club they could have a good time, especially when everybody
else is gone. Like we know all the other girls
that Wes is close with are gone. So if he
wants to, like, you know, bounce, like where no girls?
Yeah somebody Like, it's it's only Lexi now.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, And I mean like Kyle's god knows where Carl sober.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
So he's not gonna like drunk joke with you.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I don't know we always hang out with Jesse, so like,
why not fuck around a little with Lexi?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Like ye banter, see if the banter is even there? Right?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Also, why is Jesse mad at Lexi? Like why aren't
you mad at Wes than two?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Right? Especially because later or I don't know when Jesse
says this, but he says like Wes was massaging Lexi's shoulders.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Like that's like Alexey fall.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, So Jesse tells Lexi He's like, I just had
so much fun tonight.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I don't know why we have this negative energy. And
Lexi's like, you're the one that keeps blaming me for
boys grabbing me. Jesse's like, no, that's not what I said.
It just like it makes me happy to see you
flourishing out there.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
And I'm like and like, are you mad at her?
Are you happy she's having a good time? Like this
isn't making sense.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So they'll just talk tomorrow because they're smashed. And then
Jesse's or Lexi's there in bed and Lexi's like, why
are you huffing and puffing? And Jesse's like, I'm just
caught up in my emotions.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I just love you and I was like, no, girl.
I was like, oh run my god, girl, boo.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
This is only one step down of him just telling
her he loves her, like while in the middle of sex.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
But then she also says like I love him.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Do you know how fast I would run if this
exact thing happened to me? And I was like, why
are you mad? And he's like, I just I love
you so much. I'm caught in my emotions. After a month,
I never run, I'm telling you right now, if a
bear was chasing me, I would run slower.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
No, Alicia Mario, I have got a guy tell me
he loved me in the middle of a fight.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And I was like, I gotta leave right now, and
I did.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I was like, I gotta go, no, goodbye.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I'm so weird.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I always talk about how I don't run, but all
of a sudden, I become a runner. I'm a track star.
I've done marathons. I'm on my way out.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yes so quick.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
There's not like I don't want to insult anybody if
they truly feel that way. So then it's just like
this awkward thing of like, Okay, I don't want to
accept you a saying that this is so soon. B
You're saying this in the middle of a fight. This
is not what I want to be said, even if
it is or isn't true. And then see like.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I don't want to be mean to like what is
There's so much going on right now.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
He doesn't feel this way. He just is drunk.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I think it's that thing where you're like feeling feelings
and so the only thing you know to say to
describe that is like I love you. But most people
know that they're not in love. But there's just like
nothing else to say.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Boy bye, No, you're not gonna yell at me about
something that's not my fault and then be like, I
just love you so much.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
That's what it annoys me the most is it's like
the switch up to like smooth.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
He constantly does this. We're like there's a problem and
he needs to smooth it over. So it's like, let
me invite her to meet my parents, let me say
I love you, And it's like so gross, so weird
me and is your own emotions and self like stop
truly like therapy, glossing over things.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Therapy, go to therapy. It's not that just sign up
you're rich. Go to they You're gonna have a therapist.
So it's three forty two am, Carl's home with Admiral
and new friend number five.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I love the count, get it?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Get it.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
So Page is anxious spiraling with in her room with Zira,
So she goes to Gabby's empty room where she had
all of her stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
I've done this where You're like, I don't want to
wake them up with my phone. Let me just go
be in a moment.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, So she goes to the room by herself, and
then simultaneously Emerald is coming covering the camera so we
know what's coming. Now we get I don't know if
he left the mics on, but now we have him
saying like, get your ass over here.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
And I was like, I think because it adds into
the story since Pages on the other side of the
room is crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
And then Page, of course, here's Emerald going to poundtown.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay, not just hears like that headboard is banging crazy,
That's what it piss me off. Not really that he's
like bringing people home, but it's like this is a
whole thing that I don't need to be a part of.
And now I feel like I'm a part of it.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I mean, like I think it was extra heightened because
Page was so anxious. Right, Like she's already just not sleeping,
she's in a bad mood. Then she has to deal
with this. Emerald is obviously just getting it in, not
really thinking about it. I don't necessarily think Emerald's at fault.

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A part of him might not even know, like Pages,
he doesn't know Pages in gabby room.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Maybe he's like, no.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
One's nearby, Like we know Gabby's out of town, and
Gabby is on the other side, and Gabby hasn't complained
about it, but also has she really been here?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I also I need to know the layout of the house.
It always abuses me because Emerald is in the back
corner by the kitchen and Pages upstairs. Oh, isn't Gabby's
room upstairs? Am I crazy? Yeah, because she's in Carl
and Lindsay's old room.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
I wonder if her room's on top of his.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
That's what I was thinking, which is also terrible.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I thought that their like headboards were mad to back in.
That would be the worst situation.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
But I again, I need a layout of the house.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I'm wondering if it's the vents maybe, but even.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Like when you were above someone's room and you were
against the same wall, I feel like because the airspace
in between the walls is what helps like travel, and
so if you're like close to the same area, but
the events too. I didn't even think.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
About that events. When this was being delivered on my screen.
I was like, oh my god, their walls are back
to back.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It sounds like, but Emeralds downstairs by the kitchen, and
Gabby's room is somewhere upstairs.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm knowing over it.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'm gonna look up the because I think this is
listed on Airbnb. I'm gonna look at.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
People have posted the layout and I'm still confused. I've
tried to look at it. But I get Paige being
upset hearing it, But like, yeah, you think like no
one's in Gabby's room. You're not really thinking about your
upstairs neighbors. You're thinking about the people next door to you,
and no one's next door to Emerald.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Question for you, Yeah, did Emerald take Bailey's room?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I think he had his own room. Okay, I think
there's another room downstairs.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Okay, Because I was gonna say if Lexi and Jesse
are next door, then he.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Should care on the other side. Yeah, oh that's true.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Oh right, walk in the kitchen, inside of the kitchen
and there on.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
The side of the master Yeah, damn.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
That is huge.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
If you're coming in and you like go to Emeralds room,
no one's around there and you're in the kitchen. So
I'm sure Emerald's not thinking because he I don't think
has ever been upstairs even in this house, right, why
would he go upstairs? So he's probably not thinking. And
you're right, Gaby hasn't complained all summer, so like does

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he even know he's audible? Also, if you're asleep, it's
a lot easier to ignore it.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Age just happened.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Also, be a the headboard is the true problem versus
the moaning.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
So now it's four eighteen am. Kyle's not home, so
Amana text him and we don't see Kyle until five
thirty two am when him and West get back from
the club. I was like, what is happening at five am?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
What is going on? What is going on?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
And they cannot get this door?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I is it locked? Is it stop? I can open it?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I think because the way you could see when they
were giving those final pushes against it, like the whole
thing they were bowing in.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
They were body checking it, and it wouldn't go in.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Alicia, I'm not choking. I would think somebody was breaking
into the home.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
No truly, and instead, Lindsay, the pregnant woman gets woken up.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Everybody gets woken up. I just think everyone think we're
I think other people think we're under attack. I'm not
going towards the.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Noise we're under the only person who doesn't wake up
because he's too busy as.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Emerald, everyone else than them.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'm surprised Jesse didn't hear it first because he's downstairs.
Lindsay though her bedroom is right on the staircase.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, it travels up, I think.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
So she was like, what the fuck? So she gets
she doesn't even were under attack. She's just gonna go
answer the door, and so she answers it, and both
Kyle and West are.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Like oh and Kyle, hey, that was nice of you.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
And then Wes is like, oh my god, I'm so
sorry because they don't even think about it. So then
Wes goes upstairs, lights on, immediately face plants onto his bed,
fully clothed, shoes still on falls asleep. I love a
good fall asleep with the light on. I think it's
so stupid.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I've only done it once in my life.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, truly, I've always turned off the lights. I'll just
get ready for bed in the dark. I won't even
join the light on.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, I've only done this when it was I came
home from day drinking. It was still light out, so
all my night, so I don't know, I passed out, Yeah,
mid like sit.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
On my bed.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, but if I'm getting home at night or five am,
I guess I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, I do not light I literally, if.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
We're taking my shoes off, my pants off, and I
get in bed, he doesn't even take his shoes off.
Why the light on?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
And then Kyle goes to the kitchen, of course, and
drunk eats. And then he sees a chair in the
alcove by the kitchen and he walks over there, and
I went literally like it was like watching a sporting event.
I was like, if he sits down, he's gonna fall aside.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I know it's hard because I conflicting feelings about Kyle,
because I'm like Kyle, it's five in the morning, Like,
poor fucking Amanda. But I'm like, oh, I love drunk
Kyle when he like eats his little food alone. He's
like no, no, no, no, no, Like I just the only
thing that could make this better is if he had
a bag of chips, one hand in the chips, oh
and uhsweed.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
But I literally it was like watching like when you
know when a football player, like they break the defense
and they're just gone. I was like, if he goes
towards that chair, he's that he's dead and he's right there.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
He's not getting up.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
And he walked over there, he sat down and he
fell instantly out instantly. It was six oh three am,
and he has passed out in that chair. So then
at seven seventeen am, Emerald is showing his guest out,
who cannot find her shoes.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
We're looking, we have no idea, which.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Is like, wild, you've been here for point five seconds,
how do you wear?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Where did you take your shoes off?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Amanda wakes up, No Kyle, but she knows he's home,
probably because his looked up. So she walks down into
the kitchen and she finds him in the alcove. She's like,
oh my god, and so she just sticks her finger
in his open path, because that's how he passed.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Out, and he scares awake. He looks at Amanda.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Okay, but he's a little too nonchalant, like.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
No, truly, He's like, are we doing brunch?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
I guess this is normal for him to fall asleep
in a random chair. If somebody woke me up and
I woke up in a charity.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Like whoa, yeah, what what happened? My wife's above me,
what's happening? No, he just looks at it and goes,
are we having brunch here? And she just walks away.
She doesn't even answer him. He knows, he knows, Like fuck,
not only did I stay out late, but I didn't
even make it.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
But also it's been like two hours he's asleep.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
True, it hasn't been that long. He went about at
like six fifteen. You said six o three he was
passed out.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, so he's been This was an.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Hour later, Yeah, no truly, So.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, Amanda, Amanda knows that Kyle knows that he did wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
But she doesn't have time to reprimand him.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
So yeah, but that bothers me even more, Like I
feel like that would hurt me more if he knows
he's supposed to be better. We saw him episode one
be like I'm learning to like not you know, just
get so fucked up in the Hampton's and here we
are six weeks later, him crashing out.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm curious if he texts Amanda back, because it kind
of seems like she texts him and is like where
are you and he just like doesn't respond tell her yeah,
because like, okay, sure if my boyfriend's out until my
husband whatever is out until the weeo of the night,
Like sure, I'm gonna complain. But if we're on a
show and like that's kind of our job, I feel
like I would care a little less. Obviously when he

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would like cheat on Amanda and they like weren't like
this obviously that was she was rightfully concerned.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
At this point.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
She doesn't seem concerned he's gonna like cheat, She's just
concerned that he's like.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Not coming home.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I feel like if Kyle had texted Amandon was like
just walked in, gonna eat lol, hell yeah, and then
he shut him.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Did he text her when he got home or was
on the way home, like what just so she.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Could wake up and then be like the fuck he
was drunk eating Where is he right? Like, I know,
it seems like she woke up and tracked him so
that a nation And like.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Is he doing this every weekend or is this only
like when the show is being filmed and show you
do have a job here. This is Kyle in the
summer in the Hampton's. You know, if it's a two
month period, I wouldn't care as much that my husband
was doing this. But if this is happening in New
York constant, that would bother me.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I love watching Kyle drunkie, Like I prefer him stay
to stay out until five thirty. And so if I'm Amanda,
I'm like, I guess that's what the audience. That's the
only thing the audience likes about Kyle, like have him
do it. But if this is a regular thing and
he's not communicating with her, that's for the problem.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, you know what I mess?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
What I miss those animals, remember, like Wesley Stripes, Oh.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
My god, Wesley Stripe. They kill see them.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
They had to kill him though, because that was in
Lindsay and Carl's relationship. Wesley Stripe is dead.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yes, Wesley Stripes, who got custody of Wesley's stripes.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
They destroyed it. They just threw him away.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Doo. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Okay, So Wes wakes up to the bright light in
his room that he never turned off, and it is
Lindsay's birthday, so Tanner calls Happy birthday. Jesse immediately wakes
up starts being kind of condescending to Lexi. Is like,
Wes was massaging your shoulders and dancing and touching you,

(35:09):
and I was.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Like, Okay, is West in the room? Yeah? She go
she'd call him yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
And Jesse just or says he thinks it's great that
he's not in trouble for flirting with Wait, what did
he say?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
It got confusing? Oh, so he it was like he
is excited that she has something wrong.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
So then his scenees like not as bad.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
It also gave vibes of like he said something like
he's he thinks it's great that Lexi and West are flirting,
so then he can't be in trouble for flirting with
Sierra and they'll just have like a four sum of flirting.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Like he's like excited that like, oh, she's doing this too,
so then like he won't get in trouble in the future.
It's so you know, I'm like, did you get mad
at her for doing this? Just so like you can
do whatever you want now.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
But also like Jesse's kind of self aware because he's like,
I know Lexi doesn't see it as apples to apples,
because like Lexi doesn't think she was flirting with Wes,
but that's how I see it. I was like, but
if she doesn't think she was flirting.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
With Wes and you were right in front of her,
like you guys saw this.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
It is different and you knowing you're flirting with Sierra
and doing it behind her back.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, it was so weird and it felt like he
almost wanted to have this like.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Hold over her.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
So when he flirts with someone else.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's like a card he can.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Be like, oh, but and like, why aren't you mad
at what? This is your dude hitting.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
On your girl supposedly like she can't help that she's high.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah, because in this Sierra, like in the Sierra Jesse
Lexi comparison, it's like Lexi and Sierra are not liken't
as close as Wes and Jesse are.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, it was so this.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I this is where Jesse became the villain of the
season for me same.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I was like, I don't. I don't understand what you're
trying to do, whether subconsciously or consciously, because it's like
all weird on multiple levels, like the fuck is wrong
with you.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm a little concerned for the reunion because I think,
like when Wes last season was the villain, it was
helpful that obviously see her and Paige your best friends.
But going into the reunion, Jesse's in the wrong, but
Lexi doesn't have friends.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Jesse has the.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I hope get like Paige helps her with this a
little bit to like just call out the bad behavior
for the like moral superiority of like what's right and wrong.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think Gabby will, which.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Will be helpful good because I actually I think they
hang out a decent amount. Isn't there after shows together?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh yeah, yeah they are. I think Gabby will help.
I just don't want it to be like the rest
of the girls stick up for dress yeah, or like
or even likes yeah, like dude, or like I just
was to be like what were you mad about?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Honestly, I also think Jesse's just going to keep down
playing this and being like it really wasn't that big
of a deal. I didn't have bad intentions and just
like the like making this into nothing.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
It's so weird anyway, So then Amanda surprises Lindsay with
b day brunch, which was so nice of Amanda.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
She cooks the fact that so.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Much helped her was insane.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
But literally, when I tell you Amanda and Lindsay my
on my bestie board, now I'm so obsessed.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I they will never be the like girls who like gab,
you know, like together, They're not like that, but they
truly have just this like long history and bond and
that's like this moment really show like shines through like
they're long standing friendship.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I also think Amanda is kind of a chameleon where
she can fit into a bunch of different groups like Page.
Anyone she hangs out with is Page. People will like
almost like change not their personalities, but how they usually
are to fit Page because she's a strong personality. Whereas
I feel like Amanda can fit in wherever.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
She is more like like adaptable.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, she's more adaptable. So I feel like
she has a different kind of friendship with Lindsay where
they don't need a gab but they do have this
like mutual respect for each other, and like you said,
they've just gone through so much. And Lindsay back in
the day used to yell at Kyle for being a fuck,
so like, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
It seems like the tipe to like show her love
by actually like showing up and doing things for someone
like an assss service.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
This was so sweet it melted my whole heart. Anyway,
I just love my love and good things happen for linto.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
So, uh where were we? Sorry? Oh she's okay. Yeah.
So before like, so, Lindsay sees.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
The brunch, So everyone's going to get ready for brunch.
Sierra and pad are in their room, and Sierra's Paige
what's going on? And Paige just said she's really anxious,
partly because of the conversation from yesterday. She's probably just
gonna uber home by herself. And so Page also mentioned
she's done with Emerald, she's grossed out by him. Sierra

(40:29):
thinks Emerald needs to have more respect for the house,
like there's a pregnant lady.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I was like, Okay, we don't need to use Lindsay
as like an excuse for that. I understand, Like it
is a difference. The like actions of Emerald are different
than the rest of the house, and the vibes are different,
which secretly I'm loving this because like a little like
just normal roommate conflict rather than everything being like World
War five. Yeah, I agree, but it's hard because I

(40:57):
think I would be Paige. I'd be like kind of frustrated,
like this isn't just the vibey one of my house,
but this is also a show, Like here's a lot
of play here.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I don't think obviously, if I was Paige, I wouldn't
love that this like happened to me. However, it was
like a first defense that this happened to me, Like
every other time Emerald has gotten his guests unnoticed that.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
But they're annoyed with just like him bringing back now
five total girls too.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
But that's like none of their business.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
It does because a lot of like slutshaving him.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's it's slutshaming because if he kept bringing back the
same girl, Jesse sleeps in Lexi's room all the time
and no one's upset about that. But Emerald brings back
different girls and everyone's like, oh, how many girls?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Five?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That's crazy And I don't like that. Page was like
grossed Outfie him.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I agree that did buy not hit wrong. I think
it being back to back like constant, I understand kind of.
It's just like it is like building for people. So
it would be nice for Emerald to maybe take a
week and off like that just would relieve I think some.
But the number shouldn't be like, oh my god, five people.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
My thing is like maybe we miss something. But like,
it doesn't seem like anyone had a problem with this
until Page was woken up one time about it and
now she's like, I'm done with it.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Sierra woke up to it as well, and I think
was annoyed. Yeah, but like she says that she heard
it last night too.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Oh did she later, I'm a conversation. Yeah, Oh, I
thought she was just sticking up for Page.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I think that.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I think they're annoyed by like the principle of it.
But it's half the time, like the girls are gone
before people wake up. It's not like you're really interacting
with these people.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
To me, it's not for them to judge if they
have a problem with it, right, Like you need to
calmly go to Emerald and be like, hey, look, man,
we understand this is also your house. However, like it
is getting a little excessive, Like we don't have a problem,
maybe like do a few away games, but it's just
a lot to like I think, were you to him,
it ends up where it should be agreed. I think, yeah,

(43:05):
to be this mad about it right, as like the
first conversation we're saying to me was crazy and the
fact that it came across is like we're slut shaming him.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
He's so gros.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I really like had an issue with that, and I
even went onto Blue Sky because I was like, am
I alone in feeling this, because obviously I love Page
and Sierra, and like I want to believe that this
isn't what the true issue is. I want to believe
that Page is just really upset about Christ So everything
I agree, but everyone was kind of like it's not

(43:39):
his fault. He's the only one that's fun past midnight,
Like if you don't want him on the show, then
be a boring show. He's the only thing though that
like people were excited to see Emerald here, they didn't
understand it seemed like a consensus of what we're saying
is like the slut shaming is really wrong, Like you're
kind of boring sitting in your bed. Like sure during

(44:00):
the day you're like fun to watch, but we want
to see like Kyle drug eating and people hooking up
and like that's what the back of Summer House is
built upon. Yeah, so like sorry, you're in bed, but
like this is Summer House.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
This goes with like what the next scene will be
about this, but might as well talk about this now
is Yeah, Jesse at some point makes a comment about like, oh, well,
I had like solid friendships with people before I did this,
so I am curious of like what we're not seeing,
Like what are the friendships and dynamics like between Emerald
and his house because if it does seem like Emoral's
on his own island, doing his own thing constantly and

(44:35):
bringing girls back, that would frustrate me. It's like this
isn't like a hotel or like just like like this
is supposed to be a friend group like participating in this,
so if he is doing everything on his own, that
would bother me. Like this like connect with us once
in a while, like spend time with us, whether it's
like a night out or a night in or anything.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
But I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong. I
gotta say it, Why shouldn't he be friends with these
people and hang out. I'm not saying that, I'm saying
I don't think the rest of the house has cared
to get to know Emerald.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I'm just saying I wonder what that dynamic is, Like
we're like, how close are these people? And I think
that might be some of the fristion too, of the
it con sit on both sides of where these from,
like the friendship and who's putting in the work. But
I think that is also leading to this. But I
just don't know because we're not seeing that dynamic, whether
it's being cut or it just doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I agree, I think he like it would go over
better if he was friends with the house. However, I
will go as far to say, like I kind of
more blame the house for that not happening, because well,
first of all, he does go out with the house.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's not his fault.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Page and Sierra don't bother to go out and get
to know him, right, Like, it seems like he has
a really solid friendship with Carl, he knew Kyle before,
Like he seems to be getting to be getting along
okay with Wes, like the guys seem to be cool
with him besides Jeffrey. And the only reason and Lexi
is like not getting in trouble for anything is because
she's integrated through Jesse. Emerald's not dating anyone in the house,

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and last summer Jesse and West were able again to
come in together and build that solid foundation. Emerald's already
on an island and no one's bothering to like reach
out from the girl's perspective, like it just doesn't seem.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
I agree, like we've said they're doing it with Lexi too.
I think it's okay to have long standing friendships and
to be better friends with other people, but at the
end of the day, there will always be new cast
members coming in and so as the like legacy people,
you have to be opening and welcoming and like give
them a landing pad. And I'm not saying like you
got to invite them to lay into your bed for

(46:39):
your gossip time. Like there is time and space for
like you to really enjoy your niche friendships that you
have with people. But you're right, like they don't ever
go out like Emerald's first weekend here, like the guys
and I think Gabby went out or it was the
guys in like Danielle, and you're right, like the girls
never meet him where he's at and it's not him
like his job to do all the league works.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
He's not going to go hang out with them in
their bed, So where is he supposed to get to
know them?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
You know? I think?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, So it really did kind of bother me. I
think he's being he's being done derbty by Bravo and
by like the housemates a little.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
But we'll get to it. I like him going out.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I know it wouldn't be good for just house tension
to take a weekend off every once in a while
or like in a week game, but it's he is
providing way more than other people are agreed.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So Wes is super hungover. He's about to puke when
Jesse pulls out his camera. I love a hangover.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
This they never see. They never seem hungover. I'm just crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
But when you wake up at seven after being out
at five.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Most of my hangovers are like because of lack of
sleep and my body's just like on the brink of.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
And no food.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You just went upstairs and fell asleep with the light on,
like your body hates you. So everyone kind of goes downstairs.
Page tells Lexi and Amanda that she's so grossed out
by Emerald she.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Heard it pissed.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
And then Emerald walks in and he's like, hey, good morning,
and Paige is like, you need an STD check and
Emerald is like, I use condoms. And this is when
Page is like, but how many girls is that? And
Emoron's like, why would I keep count? And I was like,
that's kind of a tough answer, dude.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
That's also it could be the same girl and she
could be sleeping with other people, because everybody is the
right to and he like he could still need an
STD check, like why does the number signify a need
for an STD check? Because I also think because Emerald
is so intentionable, intentional about like not being monogamous, I
bet he gets checked way more often than any of

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these people do.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, have we checked Craig recently? Like it just seems
like it's so judging.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
You're saying that he's dirty, Like, yes, it was. So
I didn't like this part. So Lindsay's here, Happy birthday, Princess.
Lexi's in really nice clothes for Lindsay's brunch. Everyone else
looks like they're.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Not the top is her? Is her?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, it's actually just so though she seems very hungover
as well. It seems like she just like ripped on
some jeans and was like I rather so.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Then Carl and Sierra sit outside get some sun. Carl
tells Sierra that at the club, Lindsay went up to
Carl and just said like, hey, I know it's a
rough day. I'm just like thinking of you kind of thing,
which is sweet.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
That was nice to do.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I am really happy Lindsay did that. It reminded me
that because I didn't think about this last episode, but
she should be able to put like the beef aside
and like be able to acknowledge that day.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
For Carl, I like that she let him process it
right with the boys they went.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
To Kyle's event.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
I'm not I'm mad she did at the club because
they're both sober, so like there was nothing and there
was the loud music and you had the ability to leave.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
It wasn't like in the.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Kitchen and then you're both stuck there. And she doesn't
like to be the first person. She doesn't need to
be the like go to anymore. So I think she
probably also was giving it time and space for him to, like,
like you said, process it and have his day and
other people can be the ones who are the support
system to him. But she will still acknowledge.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I know it's like it is.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think too. It'll mean they didn't have
an after show. I looked, but I thought watching it back,
if I was Carl watching Lindsay tell the house last episode, like, hey, Page,
it's it's the anniversary, like that would have meant something
for me that like you did remember and you let
the house know so they could help me.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, like you you care about me. I think that
would like make me feel good, like okay, like we
still have that really like deep love and knowing about
each other, but like we just operate in it.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It shows up in different ways.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Yeah, And then in Lindsay fashion, Carl says happy birthday
and Lindsay goes, it's.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Tomorrow, Like girl, she cannot.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I'm obsessed with her. This is how you should be
with every fucking man x or not.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Take her foot off his neck.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
No sleep club, another club, You're never gonna know peace.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
She like she will be so sweet and then don't
get us sorry about the death of your brother.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I was remembering, I you're in my thoughts. Happy birthday,
by the way, it's dumb as awesome. So Sierra says
she's going to mon talk today and Carl is like,
I'm going too, So they're gonna go out there together,
which I was like, are you doing in mom?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
What is happening here?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
And Carl tells us he really wants to be friends
with Sierra again. He's also looking for someone like Sierra
for his next part. No, yuck, the internet is a blaze.
If I have to watch Carl and Sierra have his
like a flirtation, w I'm gonna die.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I'm gonna die.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I'd rather watch Emerald every weekend hook up like the
disgusting This okay.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Also related to like their friendship and him wanting it back.
It really bothers me that, like, now that he's single,
it's like, oh, I can like hang out with my friends,
Like it wasn't Lindsay's fault that you didn't maintain a
friendship with people you cared about. Like I'm kind of
tired of the whole couple versus single thing of Oh,
like now that you're single now, you like want all

(52:36):
these great friendships back, Like, how about we invest in
our friendships no matter what the status of our relationships are. No.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Literally, So Kyle comes out with Jesse, and Kyle's like,
you ready for your ex fiance's birthday?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Brunh.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
And then Sierra tells the boys she's over Emerald, like,
have some respect for the house. How many girls have
you brought back? And then Emer walks out and he's
just like, good morning, and Sierra immediately, I'm.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Happy she said something, though, because it would bother me
if she would have said this behind his back and
not at least talk to him.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I think she came at him a little crazy though,
like there was a nicer, calmer way. If this is
first offense, we haven't seen them ever bring this.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Up to him before. So he's like, the why are
you coming at me so hot?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
He is confused, and rightfully so yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
So it's ten fifty one am. Sierra's like, do you
bring girls home like this to your own home? It's
just obnoxious at this point, and Emerald's like, I did
kind of think about that, like I maybe should be
a little more mindful, right, So like, I think I
think what Paige said this morning. He was like, oh,

(53:48):
maybe I should. But then Siah's like, when'd you think
about that?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
And when were you going to execute it? You know, lay.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Off, take his annex and calm down. And then Emerald
just said like he's just trying to have fun this summer,
and Sarah says, uh, like, oh, so that's like bringing
people to the house. And Emerald kind of looks at
the guys and he's like, does everyone feel this way?
Because now it does seem like the whole house has

(54:16):
talked about it. Yeah, and everyone's coming at Emerald, and
Carl just says like, I've never had visitors like this.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Well, Sarah does say these are my thoughts and my
thoughts alone, which I appreciate her taking ownership of that
and not trying to like make it as if everybody
is ganging up on agree with this.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
I think the boy the rest of the boys that
were like, fuck would we do? So Carl says he's
never had visitors like this, and I want to be like,
because no one ever wanted to bang.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
You the way they want to bang it is okay.
I will give the house, I'll say, and mainly the
girls a little bit like this is a different the
rules of the house is different, Like we have never
had this, so like it is right that like this,
this really isn't the experience most people have had of
these helmes.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Agreed, but that doesn't mean it's never going to be
the experience.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
And I don't understand it is a little bit like
I don't want to say jarring because that's not the word,
but it's just like, oh shit, like look at him.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Go people in our house are sexually attractive. I would
have never right, they get all these uggos and then
Emerald shows up and everyone's like he might.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Make it sounds it they're they're fucking jealous.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I mean, we've seen the caliber of man in this house.
They all suck.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Emerald seems to be.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
The best one. All the girls want to bang him.
How many how many girls has Wes brought home?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
And he's like the thing is he owns what he
does and he's so honest about it that like, what
are you mad about?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
The best part is the first time they met him,
he was like I went to a sex party. They
knew if they were concerned they could have at the
beginning said like, look.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Set some house schools.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
We are kind of like public figures.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
We don't want randos coming out of the house, which
can you that's ridiculous figures.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
No, no, no no. But I wonder if they think
like they're above it, like why you're bringing random people
around us?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, they or they could be like, look, we've never
really had this kind of caliber. After the first two weekends,
you could have been like, look, no one in our
house is getting banged. Ever, that's why it's boring sometimes,
so maybe like an.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Away game or just like maybe not every night.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
They could have said they knew who Ema was from
the beginning and like, sorry, Wes and Jesse came in
last season and Jesse got maybe one girl, and Wes
immediately coupled up. Sorry Carl, his first few seasons was
begging Warren or doing away games because he was gonna
get shanked if he brought another girl hard.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
But they thought Jesse did me Like they watched from
the windows and were like cracking up about it.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
No literally, so whatever. So yeah, Carl's like, We've I've
never said the way you are this is different. And Jesse,
Jesse's like once in a while is good maybe like
an away game.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I think that was a good advice.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, and Jesse says he was in Emeralds. She was
last season or last summer. But yeah, he had relationships
with everyone in the house before he brought the girl back.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
I again blamed the house for this.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I the house, and you're right, like nobody else has.
Jesse did it once, So like when you do it
one time, you're not gonna get that frustrated. This is
like building up with their it's their own thing, but
it's building up every time Emerald come like brings someone.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I hate to do this.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
I'm just gonna say it though, I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna get crucified. I'm gonna
say it.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I kind of think the rest of the house is
like a little jealous. That's my thing. I think Jesse
is a little jealous because he would have if this
could have been his summer last summer, he would have
done that. Sierra is super single. She's in a house
with her Rex. You don't think she wants to maybe
bring someone home. She's sharing a bed with Paige. She
literally can't.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I think likes that.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Sorry, like you said like he has sexual prowess and
his getting ladies. I think it's also the freedom aspect,
like he is doing when he wants so like someone
like paid who doesn't want to go out and get
like people like It's it's that he has all this
freedom and he's taking a vantage of it, and he's
living his life so fully and boisterously. Like it's everybody
I think has different reasons that it rubs them the

(58:11):
wrong way.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
The only time I will.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Give them credit is this last incident. If I hear
people having sex, I would absolutely lose it. But that's
where you say, like, oh my god, you were so
fucking loud last night. Let's simmer it down, like do
whatever you want to do, but don't don't bring me
into it.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You could make a joke.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
You could be like, dude, you were so you and
your guests so loud last night and then be like.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Look, he could have even done it with that like
fake moaning comment, like that was that was fucking funny
when she like complains about fake moaning.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
But yeah, I mean she could have just been like
I heard the fake moaning Emerald love it, but hey,
maybe maybe look it for you, not for me be like, look,
get laid, congrats, but just just know I was listening
and it was terrible and he even like damn, dude,
didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
So yeah, Page's inside talking to Lexi and West and
she's like but she's like mad about it, which again
made she kind of made a joke about it. But
now she's like, oh, his face, they're fake moaning.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I died though when Wes was like fake moaning and
she's like, I know fake moaning.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
When I hear it, I was like, you know what,
that is so funny from God.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I feel like Emeral might get a real mom though.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
I have to know pge Page said it as if
like anybody who moans gives a fake moan, And I'm like,
is Craig that bad in bed?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Yeah, she's really shaded Greig with this cup in the end.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Like oh you really know some fake moaning huh.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Which good fuck Craig too. Anyway, so Sierra's back inside. Well,
she she goes back inside and she tells Emerald she's like, look,
good talk. She again comes in a little hot. She's like,
no one's mad at you. It's not a big deal,
and I was like, damn, it seems like a big
seems like this really upsets you. Like I'm yeah, i'd
be concerned. But Sierra goes back inside. Emerald tells us

(01:00:01):
he's not sorry he brought a girl home, like he
won't keep doing it if it's bothering someone, but like,
no one has said anything, so now I like her mentality.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
He's like, I'm living my life out loud exactly how
I want to. I'm not gonna apologize for it, but
I am a roommate here, so like, I will be
considerate of what the house inno sense wants a need.
So I guess I'll be a little boring.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
He also says from six to twenty three, he was
undocumented and he was living in the shadows, and now
that he is a citizen, he's gonna live freely and
it feels good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
And I was like rock out anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
So Sierra and Page go back to their room, and
Sierra's like, I just ripped Emerald new one. And I
was like, so you knew you were coming in hot. Whatever,
That's not the important part. Now we can go to
the part where I like them again. So then they
started talking about Page's anxiety, and Sierra starts crying first,
and she says, because she's so close with Paige, she's

(01:00:54):
like taking on Page's anxiety for her. And then Paige
just says she's overwhelmed because she has had a day
off and she's spreading herself very thin, and then she
starts crying because Craig is gonna freak out on her,
and she's nervous that he's gonna say, You're such a
fucking bitch. And I was like, for anyone to say
that to their partner literally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Die yeah, but I don't. I don't think Craig would
say it in that way. It's that it's the fear,
Like I feel this. I literally talked to my therapist
about this this week, not to this extent, but like
or this exact same situation. But I have a terrible
time of telling people how I'm feeling because I'm scared
of a reaction, and like, I don't think anybody in

(01:01:36):
my life would say I'm a bitch. But like I
had to cancel plans with somebody because I accidentally double booked,
and I was like, oh, but if I switched this around,
I could like make everything work and it's like, why
am I killing some myself to like make everything work
just because I'm scared of somebody's reaction who probably won't
react that way.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Yeah, but I think it's a different level when it's
supposed to be your partner in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Oh absolute But I don't mean he would say she's
a bitch, but it's that I do. It's I think
he would give, like be upset, and she doesn't want
to have to also deal with his emotions of being upset.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
I think he okay, maybe not say you're a fucking bitch,
but I think he would berate her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, And it's like I don't want to deal with.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
The re like the I don't want to say repercussions
because it's not really that, but like his reads a
lot to like deal with your own emotions and then
have to try to like tamper them down or like
fit them into a box because you need to not
deal with somebody else's. It's it's a lot, and it
like keeps the pressure building. And it's so hard because

(01:02:42):
at what point does she get to be honest with
him and just like live her life in whatever stress
is first, you know, and not have to take his
stuff into account. But truly I understand, like you have
this anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
I have this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Everyone has this anxiety. But I think with Paige the
anxiety is mostly because Craig has acted like this. You're saying, like,
I don't think anyone in my life would react like this,
but I'm scared for this reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I think Page has gotten this reaction before.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
No, I have to like this is where a lot
of my fear I think a lot of her fear
about like saying this stuff. It comes yeah, from Craig,
but I don't think everybody reacts that way to her.
But then you start to be stressed about everybody's reactions too,
I get.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I mean, she's just not concerned.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I think that's the thing is if one person has
reacted this way, you could like then be concerned about
everyone reacting this way. But I think specifically Craig has
acted this way, and she's specifically scared of it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
About Craig, it's I don't want to hold his emote,
Like I don't want to have to deal with his
reactions to what I've said, to what I've done, to
anything I am dealing with. So then like she has
to keep putting it all in a box, which doesn't
help any anxiety, any stresses, Like again like going back
to her tour. She can't be in a normal sense
stressed about her tour and express it with him because

(01:04:05):
then he has his own things he has to say
and all of his feelings and not that his feelings
aren't accurate, but like where's the space for her to
have her feelings?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Also, Craig's a fucking shit face, Like, God do I
hate him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I'm so happy they broke up because this would never
got so sad to watch this and know that they
are together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Dude is such an ick.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I was excited and then I was like, but how
how does she watch Southern Charman go if that's my man?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Because I watched that show and Gough.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
But what's sad too, is like this is August and
they didn't break up till November, like she kept trying,
like she has three more months ahead of her of
just like trying to make it work and like killing
herself over it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
What a loser.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
So then Pierre, Sierra and Page cry together. Paige is
just really anxious.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
She wants to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Paige gets that Craig's feelings are valid, but she feels
like he dumb down how busy she is, or he
makes her the bad person in their relationship if their
relationship isn't the number one thing in her life, and she.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Feels like she's doing something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Wrong, And then she's even more nervous that if her
and Craig break up, then it's gonna be like he's
so much better off without her, or she deserves what
she gets, and she's just overwhelmed by that. And isn't
it crazy that she was thinking of this crazy massogyny
And that's exactly what happened when.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
They broke up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
That was my exact thought.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
But literally, like, thank you, Paige, because anyone in my
life who is team Craig, I cut him out. There's
no way, there's no gray area on this. There's not
Craig's take.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
I really don't get the people who are like berating
Page on socials. You can like Craig and you can
like Paige and you can just say like, Okay, the
relationship's done whatever, and you can still enjoy him on
his show without having to like villainize her. Yeah, like
oh wow, we so much better off without her.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Oh my god, I'm sorry, He'll never be as good
as he was when they first started dating. It's the
highest his stock is ever, bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
It just it makes me so sad because I wonder
if this also then plays into the next three months
of her life of like, I just don't if she's
already even he's already dealing with stuff like I don't
want to break up with him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
And like the public all these comments.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Yeah, but Tira says, like, none of that is true,
and Paige is nervous that everything will go away, and
I mean, yeah, she has built this brand and then
by dating Craig, both of their brands increased exponentially. So
if her and Craig break up, Like, does that mean
that she loses things? She mean deals.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
We've seen Bravo breakups and you see that there's kind
of tend to tends to be a winner and a loser,
and so I think a lot of people tend to
look at them negatively too, And so you're like, wow,
what if I am the one who like loses in
this breakup?

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Unfortunately too, this is a summer of twenty twenty four.
The world is not I mean, look where we are
now in twenty twenty five. Misogyny is rampant. People hate women.
But may I just say, Page, if you ever decide
to listen to this for some crazy reason, it the
people who watch Bravo do not villainize you. It's the

(01:07:28):
people that don't watch Bravo and or hate themselves and
or only watch Southern Charm. Okay, the people who actually
have seen the shit and are comfortable with themselves and
understand the complex dynamics of relationships from watching Bravo for
I don't know how long have we been here, like
Teche have a psychology year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
No, truly, you are not the villain.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
No, and why somebody commented, Yeah, somebody commented on our
post and said, like, I really hope Paige is able
to see all the like outpour of love of people
on social media, like combating this stuff for her with
her all that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Truly, I stand by.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
It's the people that hate themselves that are hating on Page.
It's the people who are in unhealthy relationships and don't
know how to get out that are then like, I'm
just gonna take my anger out on this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
It's wild though, because like I believe Craig is wrong
in this relationship. Or like did a lot wrong obviously,
like both parties probably did things wrong, like nobody's perfect,
but I could never imagine going on Craig's profile and
like writing a mean comment no, like Craig's not worth
my time to be honest the fuck. And like even

(01:08:37):
when I post videos of you and I on this
podcast talking, if I talk negatively about someone, I never
tag them in it, Like I just it's not they
don't need to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I'm bund to see.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Yeah, like it's just you and I participating in a
larger discussion. But I don't need to like walk up
to their door knock on it, and like scream in
their face.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
If they stumble upon our video and they're unhappy with it,
I'm sorry, but like, yeah, by no means am I
gonna be like hey, I hate.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
It at them? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah the fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Also, I don't care enough about Craig for him to
be tagged in my negative opinion about him. What's like
I just like to don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Know him, and I don't care what he's doing with
his life, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I don't care what Craig thinks about me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Go on my sir, like go date your new girlfriend,
like herself's good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Go keep talking shit with about the Summer House cast,
like literally die, who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Well, don't die? But like die, you know, I'm just
like die from my viewpoint.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Yeah, get out of here, which will never happen because
I love charm to, I know, get out of my.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Summer House discussions.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Okay, so Sierra says Paige's whole personality is not being
with Craig, so all of her other amazing opportunities are
not going to go away. And then Sierra tells us
like it's obvious people love Page and but Page forgot
her success has nothing to do with Craig, And Sierra
wants Page to trust her gut. But like, like, what

(01:10:08):
would you do if no one was watching? You wouldn't
be with this man?

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
So you think that he has told her like you know,
like I've I've built your brand up like my are
like combination of brands, Like really, I don't even know
the words I'm Yes, you would say.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
But because if you look at let's let's compare it
to like a vander Pump Rules breakup, because Summer House
hasn't had a ton of breakups.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Well it has actually, but it was different.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Yes, Linda Pop didn't have like brands and companies, and
I know, but.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Even if you compare it to that, the person that
does the breaking up is usually the villain. The person
who fucks up is usually the villain. Even fucking Katie Maloney,
who initiated a divorce rightfully so was cast as a villain, right. Yeah,
that's like all of the people who, to be.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Honest, even in like normal relationships, usually villainize the people
who end the relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
So in this I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Sure Craig is like, oh, if you break up with me,
I'm I'm gonna get the good I'm sure he's not
saying it verbatim here but hinting, because I don't think
he berates her. I'm gonna get the fan base.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
People already don't like you. Yeah, people already don't like you.
And again, it's just like I think Summerhouse is a
really interesting, dynamic show of different personalities. So like like
the last scene, I didn't really.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Like page and now I do. I think it shows.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Southern charm is more, you know, when you're filming, so
you're less real in a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Way, very like and clocking out on the personality.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yes, and Craig is on a show with all shitty people,
and that's not how Summer House is. Summerhouse has ebbs
and flows. At the end of the day, I think
all these people are good people Southern charms the opposite.
I think most of them are terrible people in real life.
So I think in perception to the shows, Craig already

(01:12:04):
kind of has a high stock because he's not the
worst Page. On the other hand, because Summerhouse ebbs and
flows so differently depending on the episode, depending on the
cast dynamics, she has already been seen as a villain
in some areas, specifically with like the Lindsay and Page
stands like those, Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Like the bar is so high on Summer House that
it's easy to like not meet the like excellent, your
bar is so low, so low.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Because you literally have a fifty year old who impregnated
a twenty one year old season one, it can't get worse.
And then you add in the drug addicts, add in
all the drinking problems, add in shep breaking off well
in not an engagement but like a relationship for what
just so he could go get his dick wet somewhere else,
Like the Craig looks like a king on it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
And like most people like don't really have jobs like
no break a booming business like he had to go,
whereas like everybody on the Bummerhouse, everyone has a job,
a company they started, Like everyone's husting.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
No, it's Southern charm is terrible people, terrible people, all
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
It is Amazon large.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
But you know what, Yeah, so I'm sure Craig has
mentioned like, oh, my fan base loves us together, my
fan base I have really loyal Well it's probably.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
More like, oh, I'm so happy my fan base supports you,
you know, like that's so nice, Like, I I'm sure
it brought you a new audience.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
My fans became gigglers because I started dating you just
crazy literally get fucked anyway. So Paige just doesn't want
people to think differently of her. Also, she's getting her
period today, so it's an emotional time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Okay, So it is eleven twenty nine, am.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Finally it's time for brunch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Amanda did amazing, saying French, toast, bacon, fruit, all of it.
This is not where Lindsay thought she would be at
thirty eight, She laughs hysterically, She's like, this was nowhere
in my timeline. I would like to say I took
a picture of the timeline just so we could relive it,
which she cracks up because she's like, y'all keep I

(01:14:19):
write one timeline and you guys just keep flashing it
on this fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
I mean, it's a good it's a good one to
keep flashing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
So it was titled Timeline for the Number four Life.
In March of twenty twenty, Steven turns thirty one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Straviy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
In June of twenty twenty, Straviy and Lindsay would move
in together. Unfortunately, the pandemic happened.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
So yeah, well this was written in the pandemic, I think.
But their relationship didn't even survive the end of summer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
In July twenty twenty, she would then freeze her eggs.
By August of twenty twenty, she would turn thirty four.
In March of twenty twenty one. Stephen would turn thirty two.
By June or July of twenty twenty one, they'd be
engaged and living together for a whole year, but their
relationship would have been two years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I love that, pregnecs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
But then in August of twenty twenty one, Lindsay turns
thirty five March of twenty twenty two. Steven turns thirty
three in June of twenty twenty two, so three years
of their relationship, they're married, and then by August of
twenty twenty two, Lindsay would turn thirty six and be pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
You know what's crazy is in four years of that timeline,
she dated somebody else, got engaged, broke up an engagement,
is now pregnant. No, literally, like her versus what really
happened in those four years is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
That really shows you that, like you can plan life
so much, but like it's just like life's just gonna
happen to you with you, like for you, Like there's
just there's not much you can plan.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
So Turner and Lindsay are gonna go off for birthday
dinner tonight. I love the Carl listening at this table,
listening to everything.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
He's just he's just chilling.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Lindsay's like, let's see what Turner does for her birthday.
We all know that even though she says she doesn't,
she really cares what men do for her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
On her birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Never forget Stravy and the fish and chips in COVID
there was nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
I see, there was nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
That is the only time I think she had way
too high expectations. I think it's good to have expectations
on how somebody treats you for your birthday, but like
that man should have been given a break.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
This was also though he wasn't making her sandwiches so
like fish.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Well, it's that he was asking her for sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
He's sucked in other ways.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
For sure, but that birthday dinner was not one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
He tried souch. Remember he like got everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
To help like decorate, and then he was like he
like got food from her, like favorite restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I think, yeah, fish and chips.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
But she says, maybe it's the right guy, Like maybe
she would love some fish and chips from Turner. I
also think it's just maturing you like the right person.
You're not pregnant with his baby, so he could get
you like a sec of potatoes and you'd be like,
that's sweet, you know, because literally having a child with them.
Jesse asked if the baby's going to stay with them
next summer, and Lindsay says she really doesn't trust him

(01:17:24):
with the baby, so probably not, and Page is like,
we're actually going to trade you Jesse for the baby.
So sorry, so truly, So it's time to go home.
Page calls an uber, Wes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Is so hungover. This car ride is going to be
death for Wes. I already know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Did you see that they posted on like on their
socials they like had to stop on the way home
because like he was so nauseous. But they were like,
there was just like a lot of there was a
whole carousel of like West and his hangover, poor dude.
So many people A producer like posted a photo of
like Wes with his head on the table at this
We've all been there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
It's rough.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
So Jesse and Lexi kissed before they leave, so I
guess they're good. But Jesse says he didn't like fighting
last night and Lexi's like, I wasn't fighting, And Jesse
then tells Lexi he loves her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
All the time for a long time or wait, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Lexi tells us that Jesse always says he loves Lexi. Yes,
and he.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Tried to say that. She asked him to say I
love you, and she was like I didn't do that.
I'm like getting them. I am becoming like a LEXI
stand just like just a fight against like Jesse.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I'm like Jess.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
I'm doing her dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
He's an ick.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
The first time he said I love you to her
was eleven days of knowing her. Crazy, I would a
runner track star. I am in the other direction. Does
that not freak people out? Eleven days? You don't know
me after eleven days?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Do you even know my last name?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Eleven days? That's crazy? Eleven days isn't even two weeks.
I've had periods that last longer than eleven days.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
The way she also says, like, oh, I'm trying to
fast track my feelings to like match his is die.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Up easy, yuck yuck like no, no, no, no, no, no
no no. A.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
We should never do that, and B we especially shouldn't
do that with somebody who's saying I love you after
eleven days. Truly goodbye, truly say goodbye. I need more
people to become a little more avoidant. I need to
become less avoidant, Like, let's avoid this stuff, Lexi.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
This is the thing to avoid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
So it's twelve twenty six PM pages leaving bye and
her uber. Lindsey brings Carl some mail, which was nice.
Why is call getting mailed to this house?

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
I wonder if there's just still some stuff with him
previously living there. I think that's so funny that she's like,
here's your male, roomy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Here's your male And then Carl and Sierra had to
on talk who knows what everyone else goes to New
York City.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
So we're back. We're in Manhattan, ready to We don't
know what day it is, so that sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Forbid we ever give a timestamp people.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
So we got three scenes in the city and all
I can tell you is the American Cancer Society Hope Lounge.
That was Wednesday. So I'm just going to assume this
is all Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Well, well that the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Girls were the next day, because there's no way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Okay, let's say then Lexi and her mom and sister
grab drinks on Tuesday. Perfect, Okay, so it's supposedly Tuesday.
Lexi is getting drinks with mom and sister Espresso Martinis
in the city. Lexi's sister has left Toronto moved in
with Lexi. Her mom's always in New York because you know,

(01:20:55):
that's her team. And then they're like, how does the
living arrangement work? And she's like, well, my sister has
one room. I have one room. But most of the
time the three of us end up just like hanging
out and falling asleep together. And I was like, you
the way I don't even like sharing my bed with
my sister on vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
We're never sleeping. I'd be like, I don't even want
a boy in my bed. Why the fuck? Oh my mom.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
And sister they're story. It's listen, are we cuddling?

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Stop hanging out with your family. It's weird, Hi, the
way you and I are so in agreement.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
It's like, listen, I enjoy specific moments with my family,
but like, have some alone time, have some space, babe,
Like we are a little codependant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
You are cold normal families. Meredith and I both see
our family a lot. We go back, We keep in touch,
Yeah we do. We're always back with our family. The
way I would never sleep in a bed with my
family if I didn't have if there's enough bed open.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
By, yeah yeah, Like if there's one hotel room, one
bed and this is all we've got, yes, I'll sleep
in a bed with my I'm on the couch. We're
not we're not chatting. We are we are pretending Beach
have her own bed, like leave the alone bed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
My mom wants to come visit me, just her in
my studio apartment, and I was like, oh okay, so
I said, I was like, you'll she'll obviously have my
bed because she's fifty something. Not to out her, but
you know, I'll sleep on the couch if she tries
to talk to me across the fucking room, Mom, go away.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
What my mom and I don't like sharing a bed.
I mean we will again in the desperate situation sometimes,
but like to the past, the last time she came
up for us to go on a trip together, she
actually asked to sleep on my couch just because I
have a TV in my living room. She wants the TV,
so she like, She's like, I want space. We're about
to be together for like two weeks. I was like, no,

(01:22:54):
I agree, that's as much space as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
I don't know why people can doing weird family things.
The Meredith and I have to hear about stop kissing
your family on the lips, stop bathing with your family,
and stop sleeping in a bed with your family.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
When we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Multiple family, Like, obviously you have to sleep with mom.
Why are we sleeping three in a bed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
If someone's in the middle, crazy crazy. There's also another
bed in the next room. I cannot stress this enough.
There's another bed available. I yeah, it's almost in the middle.
We have someone in the middle. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
I'm all grown adults. Like to be honest, I have
had the same bedroom at my parents' house since I
was five years old. I don't think my parents have
ever laid in my bed in there. They don't need to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
No, we bedtrain. Once I was stuck in my bed,
my parents didn't come in. I couldn't get in their bed.
My parents didn't even want to come upstairs when I
was growing up. Like that is why my family yells
so much, because they would not even walk in my room.
Desperate situations only, no, you need to come into my room.
When I was a kid, I would want to sleep
in my parents' bed, but they wouldn't let me. So
they would only let me sleep as close to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
The hall I would get rightfully, so like your parents
as much as we deserve.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Literally, they were right. What are we doing? Stop? Stop?
Get some help.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Therapy literally stop anyway. So they talked about how a
Lexi first came to New York at eighteen to model.
It was really hard for her mom because her mom
just like wanted to be there with Lexi and now
she is so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
I didn't even at eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
My parents dropped me off at college and they were
gonna help me step my room, and I was like,
can you just go?

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Can you just get out of here?

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
That's the thing, Like I love my family so much,
can you just go?

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
It's like, I I'm fine leaving my parents at eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
I didn't even bring my sister to college. I hugged
her and I was like, have.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
A good drive.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
I didn't go with my sister when she moved in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
I was like, bye, what am I going to do
to help? I don't want to be there, don't want
me there. We lived with each other for eighteen Yeah,
long goodbye. Listen, distance makes the heart grow fonder. Bye bye,
I'll see you later. Truly, truly, You're not going off
to war. Will be good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
So Lexi talked to Jesse about this because you know,
they've they've both gone through a lot, and her mom
and sister are like Oh my god, you and Jesse
are so great together.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
You're good vibes all around, so much like, you're so similar.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
I'm like, what, I don't know anything about these two
because they have such a surface level relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
They're just two hot people.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
They're just You're right, they have so much in common.
They are too hot people.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
However, Lexi does tell her mom and sister that the
girls brought up how Jesse was flirting in the house
and his behavior needs to change, and she does have
trust issues, so she doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
And immediately mom and sister are like, oh, he's terrible.
And I was like, these two, I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Was like, whoa, well, woll you just flipped the script.
You were saying how much you like him and how
much like they are so similar and they work so
well together. You know nothing about this man boy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
So then it's Wednesday where the American or the Hope
Lounge for the American Cancer Society.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Jesse's here. They are going to make.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Some meals for the cancer patients who stay here for free,
very similar to the Ronald McDonald house, which shout out
my parents stayed there, did they really?

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
Yeah? My brother was.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Born with a heart condition, so he had to have
open heart surgery and he had to be air fun fact,
he had to be airlifted to University of Chicago Hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
And so they went with them and they were.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Obviously didn't bring anything, and so they were like, you
can stay at the Ronald McDonald house. And then I
went to visit at the ripe age of three, and
my mom always reminds me how I showed up and
went can we go to the pool because I thought
it was a hotel. I was thre I thought it
was a hotel, and my Mom's like, so that's not happening.
Your brother's literally in the hospital. And I was like,
haven't even met the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
They're like, not the time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
We have gone back and cooked a meal multiple times
for the Ronald McDonald house.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
It's very nice. So I got this, got like screen
time because we can do like we can do things
where the cast can discuss and like talk about their
life and like push the story around with like forward
with also giving airtime to things that matter. I really
really loved this. I don't think that they would have

(01:27:26):
done this without the cameras, but great promo for knowing
what's going on in this world and where people can
like give help.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Also just shout out because Emeralds apparently doing great things.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
They're not shown on cameras.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
So just bring light to that anyway. So basically, the
whole house is here, Carl, Lexi, Lindsay, Gabby Wes, Sierra,
Jesse's coming up on six years of camp being cancer free.
He has his annual in September. Everyone's like, do you
and Lexi self check though you check your balls?

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
Great, this is a kind that could have been cut out.
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
We're serving taco bowls and cookies. And then Sierra and
Jesse are talking to Carl and Sierra's like, how is
mon talk? And Carl's like, I met a cute girl
and we had fun. And then they clarify he had sex.
Thank god, he can stop thinking about Lindsay and her
pregnant bikini.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Come on, he's good. He's moved on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
My god. The way that they high five too, like
Jesse bean like he was wearing my sunglasses and CIA's like,
I took him?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
And Sierra and Carl are going back to mon talk
next weekend, and so yeah, Sierra and Jesse are high
fiving on the assist Sierra like not gets touchy, but
like grabs Jesse's arm, and Jesse, I think, tries to
make a joke but it lands flat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
No, He's like, I don't know if that was a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
I think it was like it was like a serious
thing he tried to play.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Off wrapped in a bow of a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Yeah, And he was like, no touching Sierra, but it
was aggressive. He was like, what, oh, you keep touching me? No,
stop touching me. Exe And Siah's like wait, what really?
And he's like, I was the one that got yelled
at for like, you know, touching you before.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
I'm sorry, how does you getting yelled at me to
you yelling at Sierra for doing something?

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Yeah, it's your relationship, Sarah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Oh, you interact with Sierra and like you setting boundaries
like you're the one who touching.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
So it gets awkward. And then Jesse does look thank
you speech and a hello and it was a very
cute speech, which I'm the best. Next, we don't know
what day it is. We're assuming Thursday because it's the
next day. We got ladies who lunch, Sierra, Amanda, and Page.
They all discuss their children and their pets, and then
they talk about chewing out Emerald and Sierra's like, I'm

(01:29:55):
just over the boys, which I think is also part
of it. Right, Page is annoyed, she was anxious, Sierra
hates me, and there were just all meant to, yeah,
I get it, but also my poor.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Dude, but leave him alowly every other dude's on it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
You're like, that's the topic that like he's not doing
anything wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Yeah, like we hate the boys and everything else truly.
So then they talked about Craig.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Craig came over on Sunday, he was already coming, so
it like wasn't out of the way. But on Monday
they had the same conversation because he was doing his
schedule for the fall, which is when Giggly.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Squad was going on tour.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
And so Paige told Craig, like, you're valid in your
feelings of feeling that I'm very busy, but you don't
seem very concerned about my once in a lifetime opportunities
that I'm getting, so like, can you maybe open up
to that? And apparently Craig apologized, he just he just
really misses Page.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
She's just like sad boy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
And Paige is just going to deal with her emotions
after the tour. So then Sierra talks about the Hope Lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
It was great. A man in Page couldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Make it because they were working, and Sarah's like, are
you sure you just didn't want to do a good
deed and they're like anyway, So Sierra says, it was
really nice to get back.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
But then she tells them about Jesse's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
No touching comment because Jesse got quote yelled at. Everyone's like,
but it's Jesse that can't control himself, like it's at
Sierra's fault and Jesse has Sierra says, Jesse has some
nerve to tell her not to touch him when he's
all up in her shit all summer.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
But okay, that's why I play that game.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
It wasn't a sexual touching. She was touching like his
elbow in his.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Like forearm, like she was like laughing and like falling
on him.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
It really was that wasious in front of everyone, in
front of his girl.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
So really, she was in front of.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
All those strangers at like front of the cancer patients,
literally like this was nothing. So Sierra's like, you know
what if we're gonna play that game we're gonna play
it and guess you know what. I love that Jesse.
You don't have a friendship with see her anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Goodbye? I yelled ay that energy, like, oh you're gonna
yell at me for touching you. We are going to
have no contact physical or even.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Verbal, Like we're not truly So that's where the episode ends.
So next time on Summer House, we are visually accosted
by Tom Schwartz.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I don't know what he's doing here, but are they
pushing him on us? On everything?

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
He was also on the Valley this week, like what
is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
Like, literally, there couldn't be a man I want to
see less?

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
I mean there could, but he's up there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Jackson Sandoval, I would want to see less. So at
least we didn't get those two. What is this goon
doing here? Because he had a brand event out in
the Hampton's around the same time. Go hang out with
him on your personal time. I don't need him on
my screen.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Pull a Danielle and just meet him Kyle's DJ event.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
He doesn't have to dots into the house. We're already
short on bet.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Like have him come to the party, but he doesn't
need to be like part of the storyline.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
No, literally, gag. Carl talks about hanging out with Sierra.
Lexi tells jesse that she knows he's talking shit behind
her back, and the girls tell Lexi better to walk away.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Now, and I was like, the girls are going to
have her back. Maybe, I hope.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
So, I hope so, I hope. I hope she breaks
it off before the end of the summer. I will
become a Lexi Stan if she does.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I don't think they do. I think they went on
a date in September.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Well, he also said he had a girlfriend in September.
I think or that he was like dating somebody in
September at some event he was at.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Yeah, so we'll see. But should we do fun?

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Not fun?

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
No, who's you're not fun? Are you gonna pick Jesse In?

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
I like want to, Yeah, but if you want to
pick him, I could pick somebody out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
Oh, you can pick a team event. This is a
team event.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
I'm just I'm so over him. I don't care how
much he does for cancer pations. I don't know because
of how he treats Lexi.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
No, literally, truly, I'm gonna pick that. It's hard because
no one was like really like that, And like I said,
I ebbed and flowed with everyone this episode. I think overall,
I'm just gonna do like a no fun too West.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
That might be a hot take. That hangover was so fun.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
I just kind of forgot he compared to everyone else.
I just forgot he existed.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
That's true every week when I pull my quotes, I
literally have nothing for First. I think I've had one
for him all season, not even even I don't post
them all.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
And like the girls were all pretty good, I'm roll.
I had fun with Kyle drunk eight, so I'm not
gonna give it to him. So this is like process
of elimination. Jesse and West, good point, But who's your fun?
You can make an argument for a lot of people.
I mean, it was Lindsay's birthday, Amanda cooked a graper,
they dinner, caught Kyle drunk eight, and fell asleep somewhere unknown.

(01:35:05):
Page made Well. Page wasn't necessarily fun, I'll say, but
she's working through some shit. I'll say, Sierra maybe wasn't
that fun either, but she's also working through some shit.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
I know, I gotta give it to Carl. He got
laid forgot about him. He made despite a rough day,
I feel like he had a good day at the
DJ event and out all night, like volunteered, you know, bantern,
and he's getting his friendship back with Sierra bantering about
having sex.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Like, yeah, he's in.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
A good spot with everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
It's a weird pick.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
I would have picked Lindsay, but I think Amanda gets
it more, so I'm gonna give it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Why are you mad that I didn't pick Lindsay and
then you don't even pick her?

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Because I think we should support women Meredith and not
these men.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
So I forgot Carl existed this episode, so, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
My god, I didn't get him. Well, I couldn't because
he wars goddamn green clogs again.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
I missed it. I wasn't visually accosted by it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Listen, he wears neutrals with them, so the only thing
I see are those shrep feet looking in and out
of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Anyway, I'm gonna pick Amanda. I think her waking Kyle
up was so funny. Then her cooking the brunch was
so nice. I really do love her. Yeah, and Lindsay's friendship. Yeah,
I just had like fun with Amanda. I love her
texting Kyle. I love her being like I know he's home,
I know he is good for tracking him. She was

(01:36:34):
part of Ladies Who Lunch, which I always love a
Ladies Who Lunch event, And I think Paige and Sierra
had rougher, a rougher episode. They were more sad, They
were less fun, more sad, and this at its core,
even though I loved Page and Sierra, this episode at
its core, this is about fun and not fun, agreed.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
So technically they were like kind of not fun this episode.
I'm kind of should do that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
I really thought you were gonna pick one of them
as you're not fun. No, it's hard to pick our
Page at her like anxiety because it's like that's it's
not that it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Fun, yes, but it's not fun, right, Summer should be fun.
That's where we're at. Amanda was totally justified to cry
over came like that scene. Amanda was totally justified to cry,
but she wasn't being fun. Just because you're justified doesn't
make you fun.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Yeah, it's not right, not right, it's fun, not fun.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
So if we wanted to do something else, we could
do accept it in black, like we do for vander Pump.
That's even different. That's a different fun not fun. Summer
house should be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Anyway, So we have some comments from Megan d.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
So. Meghan says love that Sierra and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Page acknowledged that Craig is going to be upset about
the conversation being hard. I'm glad they did have a
conversation because I don't know why people are saying Craig
was blindsided. I mean, Stevie Wonder could have seen this coming,
because Craig's an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I think he's just blind.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Love celebrating Lindsay's birthday, Kyle not leaving with Amanda's typical.
I don't know why Jesse is jealous of Lexi footing
with Wes when he flirts with Sierra all the time.
Jesse and Lexi saying I love you after three days?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
It is cringe. Agree.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Seriously, what is Emerald's game? Like, dude is always getting chicks.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
That's the thing I want to see him out in about.
I want to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Also, good roommate etiquette is not being loud when bringing
people home to bone, like get the person a pillow
or a ballgag.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
Oh my god, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:38):
He shouldn't have He shouldn't have said make as much
noise as you want.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Honestly, the bad banging is worse. I think, Yeah, I agree,
but you're drunk. I'm not thinking when I no, no, no,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
I just think that's the one correction where you'd be like,
all right, that I the next time I bring someone home,
let's not.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Do Yeah, the dorming stuck is a classic. I love
how they did birthday breakfast Sierra check in, but also
giving page space is so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Love their friendship.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
I get where they're coming from with Emerald, but also
being single in the summerhouse. I would do a mix
of home and away games. Yeah, you're right, I think
Emerald just needs to do a more away games. Watching
Page Cry made me cry. Sierra and Carl are an
adorable friendship. Oh yuck, Megan, we are disagreeing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Meredith probably agrees with you, not me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
I just I like want Carl to have more fun,
and I think like having friendships with the girls will
help him.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
All right, Megan says, I loved the friendship in season five.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
I love it now.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
I don't want her to date anyone from Bravo. After
the whole West thing because she doesn't need anyone in
that world. I'd love her to go, Lindsay wrote, with
a private doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
We're gonna do that a she's a nurse, and then
you can get a business professional.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
Giving back to Cancer Society is beyond amazing. I'm glad
it got featured. Oh my god, there's get he forgot
she was on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Why are they not wearing hairnuts and gloves?

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
No, truly, they didn't cook the food, so they're.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Let's be honest. It was like self serve.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
They weren't even serving.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
They just stood there and went like, look what we
bought you. Yeah, Carl broke his streak.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Also, he gets a little glow when he talks to Sierra,
and that's a door.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Well, oh my god, yuck. If these two I swear
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Anyway, Megan says preview for next week looks good. I
want to know if Wes is actually making those faces
due to the convo or if it's just the edits.
This season is good, not great. There is definitely some
missing parts that we aren't getting. But I love the
show and we'll keep watching. But they need to get
all people minus Emerald and Lexi on a city show.

(01:40:44):
I agree, keep sending Emerald to the summer. He seems true,
doing good well.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Great Thanks for listening. This was a great episode. Thanks
for joining us.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
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